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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download
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dva
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First for Mei is fair and balanced
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OH
OH
OH
TIME TO ACCELERATE
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Has anyone bought any loot boxes? If you did, did you get anything good?
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>3 games with a good widow in a row
>3 stomps
coincidence?
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>tfw having a nice time at a gay bar
>tfw it's high noon
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Everytime I die I just alt tab and look through these threads until I'm back.
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>>145284102
why would you do this?
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>playing lucio
>team won't stay near me for healing
>use group up with me voice command a few times, not in a row, but just the entire game
>someone says they blocked me for spamming
what the fuck is this community??
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>>145284101
Enemy team's fault for being shitters, that reaper and roadhog could have melted her
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All in favor to change junkrats name to ratbag because he's a faggot, say I

I
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>>145283967
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>>145284178
Because Lucio is cute! CUTE!
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>>145284076
>no matter what they are people will talk shit

if you are afraid of people talking shit you are not cut for streaming anyway

post stats
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>>145283967
Sleep tight reaper

Got 2 legos and a lego stack of cash yesterday
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>>145284101
I can do great as anyone when the enemy team doesn't shoot me.
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>>145284102
Lucio is not for lewds
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>>145284152
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>>145284102
DELETE THIS, Lucio is pure and for speed and fresh beats only.
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Is there any news at all about Overwatch appearing at E3?
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>>145284384
Maybe, but doubtful. Blizzard will probably save the big stuff for blizcon
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>>145284254
>tfw Lucio is my second most played hero
>tfw I never do dank things or get POTG

I need to step up
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>>145284091
>people don't get flustered when talking to someone they find attractive
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quick invent a new hero
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>>145284485
in the video that it is from all he does is trying to push people down, so not like its hard to achieve
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>>145284102
>>145284178
>>145284312
>>145284379

>people actually like this nigger
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>>145284497
>zarya
>amused about the gays
wut?
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Oh boy, my 50th loot box!

I wonder what could be inside
Maybe an epic
Maybe a legendary!

Everyone take your guesses!
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>1300 exp per game
:*)
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>>145284581
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>>145284497

Adults tend to not unless they have autism.
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>>145284569
Little Mac/ Ippo styled boxer
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>>145284656
red, red, orange, black
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>>145284656
three whites and a blue
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>>145284581
Lucio is literally the most fun character in overwatch outside of Genji.
https://youtu.be/ytRre-122G0
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>>145283967
>porn archive
>3.5gb

i better damn see hanzo and mccree fucking in here
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>>145284569
dude with a sword!
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>>145284656
grey, grey, blue, and grey
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>>145284656
four fucking sprays
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I masturbate to Widowmaker.
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>>145284101

Reaper and Roadhog traipse on by like she's nonexistent.
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>>145284656
WHITE
WHITE
BLUE
WHITE
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>>145284101
>enemy team is completely fucking clueless

CHROMOSOMES
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>>145284284
sleep tight reaper
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im bored of the game already. its hopeless to try and coordinate with randoms and i dont have enough competent friends to make a fully party.
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>>145284809
Who doesn't?
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>>145284815
classic
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>>145284581
>terrible character
>most fun to play support

it sucks
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>>145284718
White, white , white, white
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>>145284848
Tough luck pal.
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>>145284756
There's plenty of Hanzo and McCree out there anon!
But you should just be looking for McCree!
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Keep your eyes on Mei
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>>145284102
s-source?
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>>145284713
I REALLY want a melee only character. Maybe they can throw a fire punch or something, but I really want to punch some people.
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>>145284861
VROOOM!! xD
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>>145284718
>Maybe a legendary!
>>145284738
>>145284765
>>145284770
>>145284815
Oh boy, thanks Blizzard!
THANKS FOR FUCKING NOTHING
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There are already people who will flame you if you don't pick Rein, Mercy, Lucio or McCree. I want tryhards to fucking LEAVE THIS GAME.
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SAFARI OR EXPLORER WINSTON
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>>145284920
Is the porn archive straight porn only?
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>>145284645
>tumblr artist
>actually playing the game
>actually knowing anything about the characters

Every artist is a hack, you only get noticed by jumping on bandwagons and riding on coattails. It's just the way the game goes. Nobody is going to make money off their art from pure talent, you have to constantly market/whore yourself to make a living or even get noticed at all.

Do you think anyone would give half a fuck about shad if he didn't have internet famous friends or wasn't doing r34?
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>>145284968
literally reinhardt?
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>>145284895
He really is just a tacky and terrible character but from a gameplay perspective oh LETS DROP IT DOWN
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>>145284569
dude with sword that actually uses his sword
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>>145284968
Reinhardt is pretty melee only and also has a fire blast.
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>>145284968
a muscle wizard
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>>145285003
That's when you pick mei and just troll them with icewalls all game.
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>>145284941
she's like "....guys?...hello!?"
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>>145284284
sleep tight reaper
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>>145285001
YOU DIDN'T PRAY TO SLEEP REEP
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>>145284645
>a crowd of people cheering on a couple of lesbians

welcome to tumblr
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how do i counter mei
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>>145285001
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>>145284569
Little kid with a gauntlet
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>>145285062
>>145285036
GUYS!!! You know what I MEAN!!!!!

Maybe even make him a healer that punches health packs into you or something.
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>>145284946
Check /y/ thread
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>>145285183

Run away when you start hearing slanted giggles
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i postered it agen
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>>145285218
my boxes for the past 30 levels with the exception of zarya's tumblr skin
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>>145285001
You'll get it next time Anon!
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>>145284284

sleep tight reaper
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post your husbandos booty
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the fuck is this range on zaryas laser dildo?
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>>145285183

Stay out of range, walk backwards while shooting her while out of range. If she's really giving you trouble pick someone she can't kill with her gay combo like Roadhog or someone who can clear the debuff like Tracer or Zarya or someone who will never be in range of her like Widow

She fucking sucks to play against because of the universal move speed but she's not OP
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>>145284116
i bought _11 boxes and got 2 legendaries and 4 purples, 2 of which were highlight intros, 1 emote, and ascendant zenyatta
worth imo
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>>145285183
I love fucking Mei's up as Tracer.
>Ohh what's that you tryna freeze me? Okay let me just unload a clip on your face then blink
>Oh shit i'm slowing down, Recall bitch, have a clip on your face btw
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>>145285282
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>>145284284
Needs a huge sombrero on the head
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Neck yourself, bitch.
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>>145285218
TRIGGERED
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>>145284284

sleepy peepy reepy
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>>145285397
SHAUN
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>>145285282


I-i HATE it
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Mei should get a fucking slowdown speed, i can barely outrun the fat cunt with speed lucio
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>>145284284
DIE, DIE, DIE
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>enemy team tries a 5 Rein + Lucio cheese on offense
> go reaper
> 27 killstreak
> Last minute, one goes junkrat, the other goes bastion
> no one goes pharah or mcree
> they never even touch the point in the last 30 seconds
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>>145284753
How the fuck do people wallride like this? I thought you couldn't ride the same wall or any wall facing the same direction twice and then people go and do this shit.

Did they change the mechanics? How is it possible to do that? It's fucking insane.
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>>145285397
Why do Tumblr artists always post their comicsin different images?
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>>145285218
How much stuff is in the game to obtain?
What would be the average number of loot boxes you need to get everything?
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>>145285351
What about their belly?
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>get potg as toblerone
>its just toblerone waddling back to the battlefield after dying while his sentry kills two guys

should i be proud or ashamed
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>>145285489

I appreciated your joke but Jason is the one who gets hit by the car
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>>145285579
be proud of your shame
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>>145285001
: ^)
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>>145285536
Tumblr butches images over a certain size (or makes them unreadable in the standard interface)
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>>145285563
why does he wear blaack nail polish
not even reaper is that edgy
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>>145285579
That's what the turret is for.
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>increase cooldown on self healing ice ability
>make the fat cunt walk slower

THERE FIXED THE FUCKING FAT BITCH CUNT NAMED MEI

NOW ITS BALANCED
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Anyone have any solutions to the game loading models slowly? I want to play the brawl but it's difficult when every time anyone loads in as a new character the game doesn't like to load them.
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>>145285351
I need more of his booty!
He only attacks from the front!
He could attack me from behind!
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Is this implying that I'm the 269th best D.Va in the world?
Pretty sure that's not the case.
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>>145285689

where's the joke? am i supposed to like this purely based on the idea that they're lesbians?
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>>145285715
NO
NO
NO

SIGRUN A BEST
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>>145285715

imp a best
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>>145285371
15 meters i think
if so same range as mercy revive
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>>145284968
>"melee only"
>"throw firepunch"
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What's Soldier 76's appeal? He just seems to be an average fps character

Reposting because new thread
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>>145285701
It's probably oil stuck in his nails

>>145285709
I'd really like if she could point her ice to the floor to make her run faster
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Anyone else having a problem with the HUD and UI fucking up?
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How good is my DVA?
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>la li lo
>d va wrecks whole team cept a torb for the point
>Cheese q with soldier when flanking them
>Reaper hides behind payload and just eats bullets
>D Va POTG
Thanks for the Mcree nerf, really distracted nerfing soldier. Can't wait for the d va buff.
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Yes, please
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>>145285780
masteroverwatch has rank by play time and rank by score/min
neither are very good for actually ranking players
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>>145285787
>>145285715
fuck off plebs

vanilla is best
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>>145285780
Only people that have signed up for both Masteroverwatch and allowed the client to give data have their data shown. Either way, its still preddy high.
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>>145285756
I want to attack him from behind

>>145285709
>attacking team
>some fucktard picks mei
>round begins, fucktard casts ice wall on main exit
just remove mei from the game alltogether
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>>145285675
I never notice, but can you tell by the glow if you are packing a legendary?
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>>145285832
not having a gimmick is best gimmick in a game where each and every character has a gimmick
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>>145285748
Get an SSD.
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>>145285920
No. You used to, but they changed it to keep your hopes up a little longer before they're crushed.
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I feel like they should add more Melee only characters like Reinhardt. But it might be hard making them good/viable.
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I want to make Angela happy!
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Lucio is wearing headphones, what is he listening to?

Hard mode: not JSR.
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>>145285832
Rewards aiming and leading your shots, his ult is satisfying to use, his heal is extremely good in pubs were your Mercy is healing Shieldhardt for some odd reason.

He gets boring after some matches, which is why you won't see people maining him, but he's actually pretty funny every now and then.
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>>145285557
54 items for each hero apart from noire and origin skins but those aren't unlocked. It's hard to say though cause there's probably different probabilities for each skin tier or unlock and there may or may not be a pity timer for legendaries so you are guaranteed to get at least one every 40 boxes. Plus getting lots of money though dupes means you can get things you don't unlock but is only a fraction of the price of the dupe so it takes longer.
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>>145286034
His own music dipshit
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Heroes who absolutely need strong nerfs:
>McRee
>Widowmaker

Heroes who need minor nerfs/tweaking:
>Lucio (nerf self-heal)
>Mercy (nerf ult charge time)
>Reinhardt (Charge does too much damage)
>Tracer (may need nerfs if her #1 counter McCree is nerfed, e cd needs to be increased)

Heroes who need minor buffs/tweaking
>Pharah (give her rockets actual splash damage, explosions should be able to clear small rooms)
>Zenyatta (give him 200 health and he's fine)

Heroes who need strong buffs right the fuck now
>D.Va
>Hanzo (give him something that lets him be not badWidow)

Heroes that should be removed from the game as they serve no purpose:
>Bastion

Heroes that are just fine and should be left alone:
>Everyone else
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>>145285782
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>>145286034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCoP7G2K7Hc

I'M THE KING OF BONGO BABY I'M THE KING OF BONGO BONG
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>>145286034

He listens to his own music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEuCcywh12Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
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PotG Power Rankings

> God Tier
Tracer
Zarya
Lucio
Zenyatta

> Great Tier
Mei
Winston
Symmetra (I would just be impressed if this ever happened desu)

>OK Tier
Junkrat
Widowmaker
Genji
Pharah
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Mercy

>Shit Tier
McCree
Reaper
Soldier 76
Bastion
Hanzo
Torbjorn
D.Va
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>>145286091
>Mercy (nerf ult charge time)
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>>145286007
>>145286025
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>>145285675
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M?t=40s
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HAHAAHAHA FUCKING EPIC LETS PUT A SCOUT IN THE GAME THAT CAN BLINK FASTER THAN THE FUCKING GUY FROM DISHONORED

YEAH REAL FUCKING EPIC, IM TOTALLY GONNA LAND SHOTS ON THAT

KILL YOURSELF OVERTARDS
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>>145286091
DVA genuinely feels unfinished as a hero.
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>>145285512
The trick is to hold space/x.
Go into some custom games or ai and forget your team and practice wallriding. It's really a lot more intuitive than it looks.
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what's in the box
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>>145285832
Shitting out damage, having a heal, having a sprint, he doesn't have a stupid gimmick. He has all sorts of appeal.
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>>145285832
define appeal
he has self healing, accurate sustained damage, burst damage on a medium cd, and his ult lets you focus on positioning while mulching your enemies
he's also got the ability to reposition quickly with sprint
anybody who has good tracking from stuff like playing heavy in tf2, 76 is pretty much the offense only character that rewards tracking
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>>145286091
Tracer is fine as is holy shit, unload at least half a clip on her head and she's dead.
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>>145286210
another box
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>>145286143
>>145286090
Nobody listens to their own music. Absolutely nobody.
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>>145286171
git gud bruv
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>>145286171
he blinks go a set distance, it's really not that hard

just pick mccree if you're having too much trouble
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>>145284101
>Route 66 attack, 5m from the last point on overtime
>Mei just stalls out by spamming ice block on the cart
Why can invincible players contest points?
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>>145286210
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Symmetra is so much fun. I just want to see the faces of people who get caught in the turrets.
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>>145286156
Your level 20 is showing.
>tracer
>god tier
>literally place bomb behind Reinhardt shield
>3+ kills

>D.va shit tier
>4 seconds time before detonation of her ult with indicators etc
>only time you get more than 2 kills is during overtime
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>>145286091
>Charge does too much damage

>>145286291
what the fuck
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>>145286285

Lucio does, those two songs are what he plays. The headphones are just for monitoring the mix, every DJ uses headphones for that.
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>>145286375
>Reinhardt walks through turrets
>Can't decide if he should lift shield or continue guarding his healslut
>Dies as he's thinking of a solution

Its lovely.
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>>145283967
I usually don't play roadhog, but when I do the hook shotgun combo the target usually lives. 76 has lived, even symetra has survived. I just had a situation where I hooked a reaper unloaded into him almost did no damage and he just kills me.

should I be aiming at chest or head for max crits? does it even matter? is there some kind of lag issue?
should I be hooking weakened targets? but I've had situations as a full health 76 getting hooked and insta-killed.

what am I doing wrong?
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>>145286171
git gud and soldier tracer. He makes her eat missiles.
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>>145286419

D.Va's self destruct ult charges slow as shit too. Like you can get 3 winston ults in the time you get 1 d.va ult.
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>>145286034
Dva is also always wearing headphones, what's she listening to?
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>>145284809
I do too desu
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WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO PATCH THE GAAAAAAAAAAAME
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I want an origins skin for McCree that puts him in a blackwatch uniform
that or his old gang getup
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Reminder that Genji sees more comp play than Tracer
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>>145286034
He's listening to this on repeat

https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA?t=60
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>play with my friends
>theyre even worse than pubs

god dammit
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>>145286171
> Can't predict Tracer blinks
Open your eyes lad
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I already have the Thunderbird skin for Pharah and I like it but Anubis is calling to me

Should I buy it even though I still need something for Genji? It's too tempting

>>145286197
I thought holding down space just held you onto the wall and once you came off it wouldn't let you reattach even if you got onto an eligible surface? Or am I wrong

>>145286156
>tfw you get play of the game three games in a row as Zenyatta
The power of the iris is a hell of a drug
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>>145286157
Mercy should not be able to use her ult every single fight, it charges ridiculously fast for how powerful it is.
>get good fight around objective
>kill 3-4 people
>oh shit couldn't kill Mercy because she was hiding like a little bitch
>HELDEN STERBER NICHT
>lose
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>>145286091
>Hanzo needs a buff
>Hanzo has wallhack and tons of mobility
>Head hitboxes the size of mascot heads
>Wallhack + 1 functioning brain cell + Q = PotG

Nah, he's fine. Leave him alone.
>>
>Play against a premade
>Talk shit
>Half of them cheating
>They're from 4chan

How predictable is this?
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>>145286210
>>
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>>145284116
I bought 3 packs of 5
Got enough coins to get what I wanted
Got ascendant and ra
Got a couple legendaries for characters I'll never play
I'm not sad I did it but prolly won't again
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Did they nerf d.va's pushback?

I keep flying through people instead of pushing them

Is it a lag thing?
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>>145286365
The cart crushes through her wall easily, you just have to keep pushing
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>>145284284
sleep tight reaper
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>sombra is released and costs 100 credits
what do you do?
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>>145286598
>they're cheating
how badly did they stomp for you to come here and complain?
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>>145286605
>Roadhog
Why would you do this to yourself, frenchfag?
>>
If there's not a tank or healer on your team, who should I pick?
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>pocket a junkrat all game with blue beams
>he gets 4 golds

also why do roadhogs keep spamming e when i'm trying to heal them, i need my 30 second ult damnit
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>>145286365
Because she's already terrible in competitive.
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>>145286583
>cant predict someone literally moving about as fast as i can blink

t. delusional pre-scout mainfags
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>>145286606
TUNA
U
N
A
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>>145286549
don't, she's gonna blueball you

>>145286712
what do you mean?
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>>145286606
remember when nerd culture was for nerds and not for ``special'' normies
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>>145286529
What's the right answer?
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>>145286539
I usually point my gun slightly downwards when I hook, it seems to help most of the time. The only character I can't seem to oneshot ever is Widowmaker.
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>>145286664

it might be a latency thing, it feels super weird sometimes

>>145286718
s76
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>>145286718
Hanzo or McRee
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>>145286697
Pretty much neck myself, bitch
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>>145286703
Well, wasn't really a stomp when we went close to the line every match.

It's just things like their jerky movements and watching you through walls when you approach and suddenly having no hitboxes.
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>>145286774
Why would you name yourself after a character? That instantly makes you a shitter.
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Why is EXP so fucking SHIT when you play support

even with 4 gold medals and 8-10k healing done
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>>145286718
Roadhog
A tank that can heal
himself only, but he can heal
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>>145286585
It seems to let me reattach, there's a couple places where texture trips you up and that's the shitty part, but if not just try hopping up a bit further and see if that helps
I'd webm but toaster
>>
As long as maps force you into areas where you are at serious risk of environmental kills I will hate Lucio
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>>145286596
>actually getting hit by CHING CHONG NIP NONG
>slower attack speed than Widow while dealing less damage and having less range
>can't even say his wallhack is better because Widow's charges ridiculously fast and is mapwide
>hope you don't get flanked
He is a much worse Widowmaker by nearly every parameter
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>>145286718
healer, esp if def
and then complain in the chat about there being no tank
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>>145286606
SOURCE
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>>145286841
what are you talking about, support is a free gold medal every game. you only get xp for your best medal, they don't stack.
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>>145286539
Are you also doing melee? Hook + m1 + melee? That extra 35 damage is usually what kills.
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>>145286593
Her ultimate is literally all she does anon, without that she's pretty pointless to bring over any other support.

Also, just pick her off for christ sake, nobody in pub games plays attention to their Mercy so she's easy picking.
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dat McRee roll
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>>145286841
Because blizz designed a f2p model for cosmetics.

You're supposed to fork out for boxes.
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>>145286718

Either you just say fuck your team and do SUM SICK GENJI PLEYZ or pick roadhog and kill squishys
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>>145286839
because i have no imagination and i kinda like roadhog, all my names are literal garbage so i'm embracing the faggotry
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Bring out your edgy names for the wall of shame.
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Alright. Just bought Overwatch for PC. Anything pressing that I should know about this game?
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>>145286091
zenyatta would be OP at 200 health
he is already crazy paired with a torb or symmetra
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>>145286935
>three mccrees
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>complaining about mccree and widow when zarya exists

i seriously hope you guys don't do this. you are as cute as the bastion whiners in the first week.
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>>145284753
Holy shit, maybe I'm too old for this game.
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>>145286596
>tons of mobility
>climbing walls is """"tons of mobility""""

Hanzo is absolute trash, no amount of lucky scatter arrows or retards getting hit by his Q is going to change that.
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>>145286935
looks like the roll was fine he just kept walking forward after it
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>>145287007

get a refund, come back if the balance patch is decent
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>>145287007
It forces you to have 50% winrate by forcing stomps every other game.
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>every single match
>no tank
I WILL BE YOUR SHIELD!
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>>145287007
It's dead. Refund while you can
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>>145286567
Jesus tap fanning christ in a cornfield
If you look close you can see his rippling abs beneath his shirt
I could write TEN facts about those abs
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>>145287007
>all of them getting fucked by mcgee
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>>145287007
>leave_me_alone_
>atheismo
>cummies
>darkpikachu
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>>145286737

If you're paying attention to the field and spend some time as Tracer you can predict where they'll blink to.
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>>145286718
lucio or zarya
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>>145287006
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>>145287063
careful anon, you're about to trigger most of owg by implying Zarya isn't perfectly fair and balanced and super duper tough to use
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>>145287012
>picking toblerone ever
>walking free kills for widowmaker
175 health then, something that doesn't let him get one-shot by Widow while having absolutely zero mobility and no defense from her besides the Widow having shit aim
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>>145286737
Nope, but soldier's rocket can end her pretty easily. Git gud.
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>>145287007
I like how Symmetra is the only one with a mature woman's orgasm face

All the others have slutty girl ahegao faces

Wow you got many (You)'s really fast
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>>145286893
I don't think he's OP, I just don't think he needs a buff. If you nerf widow, then there's no need to buff Hanzo.
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>>145287208
Explain to me how Zarya isn't balanced
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>>145287007
Get a refund, at the very least save your honeymoon period for when you won't get instasniped by frenchie or "whoa there'd" by McC.
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>70% kill participation
>not one commend

Way to suck the healer's dick because she used her mic once
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PLAY OF THE GAME:
OMAR MATEEN
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>>145287303
Because dumbdumbs keep shooting at her and get the whole team snoo snoo'd.
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>hit on every Mercy possible in-game
>very few if any respond

Pussy game ridiculous
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>>145287063

i've come to the conclusion that graviton is broken as fuck for coordinated teams

still better balanced than mccree, mercy and widow
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Why the fuck did my win/loss ratio drop from 70% to fucking 40%?

Fuck this game
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Do you use your melee punch? What key do you have it mapped to?

I always forget it and when I consciously try to use it I just keep trying to punch until I die.
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>>145287345
>Girl using her mic and a healslut
She got legendary didn't she?
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>>145283967
>be level 61
>get Dorado map
>instalock Junkrat for defense
>check my team, we have 3 people below level 30
>check enemy team, all of them are 30+ except for one
>two players of the levl 20's players instalock Hanzo
>rest of team tries to convince one or the other to switch, 2 Hanzos is a bad idea
>turns out we don't have a tank or a healer either
>think this match is fucked and we lose it all within 5 minutes, decide to play to the end anyway for kicks, and because my leaver penalty is already up
>meanwhile they have a tank, a healer and one sniper

later, it turns out we won.
we beat their asses so hard they couldn't even get through the first stage of the payload

I don't know how or why it happened but it did. This was pretty much my face the entire game.
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>tfw can't stop playing Pharah

FUCK she's solid on the frontlines behind a Rein shield, she's solid doing sneaky flanks and peppering the supports, she's fine at turning a corner and running into anyone from the cast except for a McCree, why can't I stop playing her?
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>>145287345
you could swing a cat and hit at least 3 dps mains m8.
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>>145287303
she has the best ult in the game for teams that know how to work together. guaranteed 5 man kill.
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>>145287427
did you get like 10 losses in a row?

iktf
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>>145287345
Or because the healer was useful and your kill participation would have been 0 without them
>>
Lucio has healing AND speed. Please switch between both in battle, don't just use speed to run out of spawn, and heal every other time. Switch between both. Please, switch between both the same way Mercy switches between healing and damage.
Stop staying on healing.
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>>145286737
The thing about Tracer is you have to fuck her shit up before she starts fucking your shit up.
If she's blinking all over the place then immediately get out, chances are she knows what she's doing. And nothing's more terrifying than a good Tracer.
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>>145287431
side mouse button
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>>145287431

I use E
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High Skill Ceiling
-McCree
-Tracer
-Genji
-Widow

Medium-High
-Hanzo
-76
-Mei (right click at mid range plus smart ice walls)
-Zenyatta
-Pharah

Mid-low
-Junkrat
-Roadhog
-Lucio
-Torbjorn
-Zarya

Low
-D.Va
-Symmetra
-Mercy
-Winston
-Reaper
-Reinhardt

Bottom
-Bastion
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>>145287345
>play Mercy
>get nine commends
oh my
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>DankMemes joined the game
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>>145287431
If you're not using your melee, you're playing this game wrong.
Mouse 4.
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>>145287431
map it to side mouse buttons and if you don't have any mouse wheel click
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>>145287431
F
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>>145287431

I usually only melee when I use boosters and have them against a wall. Otherwise the mech bumps them too far.
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>>145287431
I have it mapped to a different button for every hero. For DVA, it's right click.
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>>145287568
>High Skill Ceiling
>-McCree
Stopped reading there. But I guess (You)s is all you want so here you go.
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Reminder that Mercy is a boy with the Imp skin.
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>>145287521
should I ever use the amped up speed boost?
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>>145287568
>High Skill Ceiling
>McCree

(You)
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>>145287427
Why do you care about w/l? The match making system is designed to keep you around 50%. No one looks at w/l and says OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE'S TERRIBLE AT THIS GAME! Good players with shits teams will lose, and even a retard can get carried to 50%.
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>>145287521
Most of the time healing is the most important. The only real time to use speed is to get out of spawn or to far away people who need healing. There's a reason that one option in the menu allows you to just hold down LShift to go into speed mode so you are defaulted to heals.
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>>145287568
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>>145287568
>McE+RMB
>Widow
>high skill ceiling
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>>145287661
It's cp.
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>>145287662

Reminder that mercy is still gross and unfuckable even if you try to make her a shota trap
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>>145284284
sleep tight reaper
>>
>buy Bundeswehr Sin, "precision german engineering" voiceline, hammer down intro
Anything else a Reinhardt player needs?
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>>145287662
stop reposting this garbage already
you loli weeb degenerates are the worst I swear
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>>145287431
I use F.
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>>145287568
>High skill
>McCree
choose one
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>>145287662
>Mystery bulge
why are you not recognizing that bulge?
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>>145287568
>lucio low
>mccree and widow high
Hon Hon Hon
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>>145287770
A skin with a helmet
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>>145287451
>Be in 6 stack
>Play against team of 30-40s
>We are 80-100+
>They are obviously a team who have been scrimming a lot or played a ton in the beta based on their teamplay and MMR
>They run Lucio, Mercy, 2x Winston, Mcree and something else

we got lucky and won in the third round somehow
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>>145287568

in after like ten replies that don't understand the concept of a skill ceiling (a largely pointless idea, mind you)
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>>145287662
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>>145284753
>>145285512
>>145286197
>>145286585
>>145286876
the guy on the video is using keybinds though.
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>>145287778
Why do you come to a loli weeb degenerate website if you're so mad about it?
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>Playing a lot of hanzo lately
>Getting really good at predicting movement and twitch aiming.
>Get at least 5 or 6 twitch kills a game just from prediction + luck + mega hitbox arrows
>Last game I'm in I 1v1 their tracer, reaper, and soldier and win everytime.
>Don't die once, 4 gold medals.
>Potg is me twitching during a 1v1 to predict a blink and getting a headshot.
>Everyone is calling me a hacker
>Mfw I'm really bad at this game but just good at one character
>>
I'm 100 - 94 W/L with Genji, and I'm trying to learn McCree. My winrate with McCree is 26-38, 40% winrate. How do I get better with him?

It feels right now that the main reason my Genji winrate was better is because I could change the course of the game with my ult. With McCree, I'm at the mercy of my teammates more.
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>>145287568
>McCree
my eyes are bleeding, nice meme you faggot
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>>145287850
REAPositioning
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>>145287661
>>145287668
>cannot differentiate skill floor from skill ceiling
He's basically a low power sniper at longer ranges. He needs to hit a lot of shots and get several headshots if he wants to kill people far away with a support. He also has to be conservative with abilities and ammunition if he wants to kill more than one person every fifteen seconds.

There's more to him than E and right click.
>>
reaper ghost form and mei's ice block should not be able to contest points
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>>145287663
YES HOLY SHIT
FOR LIKE 60% OF THE GAME
FUCK BITCH HEALING
SPEEEEEED BOOST
SHRED YOUR ENEMY WITH SUPERIOR MOBILITY
Really you should be almost constantly stance dancing and only sitting on heal during fierce pushes
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>>145287898

Is this supposed to be sexy? Is mercy going to molest pharah's corpse?
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>>145287431
mouse5

its good for animation cancelling reloads, as most weapons refill their ammo half way through the animation so its free extra damage

also good to keep in mind a bar of hp is 25 so a punch will always kill someone on one bar
>>
>>145287778
What loli? I think he's implying mercy has a dick.
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>>145287914
You stop playing McC because you won't learn shit because of how reliant on cheap kills he is.
There's literally nothing to his skills.
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>>145283654
>That's pretty much the only character she has and it's boring as shit. It's also fucking weird since she looks up to her mother and always wanted to join Overwatch.

Maybe it's because...
Pharah lost her arms and legs because of her mom.
>>
How do we fix Reaper
>>
>>145287914
camp corners
stun right click
type ez into chat

congrats theres your McRee 75% winrate guide
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>>145287967
This

Also Wraith form Reaper should not be able to pick up health packs
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>>145287914
Don't learn McCree. He's gonna be garbage soon.
>>
>Bastion Mains
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>>145287850
Fuck off.
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>>145288080
>mains
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>>145287914
Mcree's ult is more impactful than Genji's assuming equal skill level
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>>145284569
SCOTTISH MAN WITH CANNON BAGPIPE
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>>145287663

When you use amp it up, it affects both auras. You can switch between them, and the boost still happens. There's no reason not to switch if you see allies running away or Reinhardt pushing.

>>145287712

Yes healing is important, but mobility is really strong in this game because of the lack of sprinting. Being able to move quickly might make the difference in a gun fight. Damage mitigated through movement = less healing.
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> take boyfriend to club
> dancing, having a good time
> suddenly "I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS"
>>
>lvl 20
>game puts a lvl 96 on the opposing team

fix your retarded matchmaking blizzard.
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>>145288094
>mai
>>
>>145288095
[Wrong]
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>>145287568

Cancer Tier
- McCree
- Bastion
- Mei
- Widowmaker
- Roadhog
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>>145284569
A Judge Dredd character that fights tooth and nail for omnic rights
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>>145288064
Yes it should

But you shouldn't be able to be healed by Mercy, or targeted by allies in general.

You should also be able to cancle it whenever you want like you can with iceblock
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>>145284284
How timely! Sleep tight reaper!
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>>145288065
lol no hes not

blizz are going to pussyfoot around with the balancing and barely touch him (widowmaker too)
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How'd I do?

Teach me how to play these plzzzzzz
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>>145287745
Playing a sniper optimally means getting headshots as quickly as possible, and Widow has to do this while she's falling after using her grappling hook to throw herself in the air.

McCree's skill floor is not his skill ceiling. Most characters in this game have a very low skill ceiling so a hitscan weapon that benefits from consistent headshots puts you miles above most characters, several of which do not benefit from aiming at all.

I wonder when shitters will stop being incredulous about McCree being capable of being played skillfully.
>>
What's the fastest way to shut down 6 Torb cheese?
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This is the absolute worst game I have ever played solo.

With a team of 3-6 like I normally play, this game is fucking amazing. We all communicate, we know what heroes work on what map, we know how to counter.

But lately I've been playing solo since a few in my core group have been on vacation and this game is absolutely fucking shit.

No one communicates. No one is ever in voice chat. No one cares about objectives, just kills. It's regular to have something stupid as fuck like 2 Hanzos and a Widowmaker on OFFENSE. or no tanks / no supports. It's either that, or you get matched in with a 5 stack that's one man down who will never communicate because they're on Discord or some shit. They'll all be ~lvl 30-40, our enemy will be a 5-6 stack of people that are an average of 15* (115).

I've never gone from loving a game more to absolutely hating and game and dreading logging in as quickly as I have with Overwatch because holy fuck the pubs in this game are absolutely retarded.

Ranked cannot come soon enough

/rant
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>>145288269
junkrat
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>>145288143
>IT'S HIGH NOON
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Tfw im getting flashbacks of ranked jitters when i played league of lesbians everytime i hover over that PLAY button
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>>145288065
>garbage
Lel no.

They're nerfing fth. This is a good thing. A McCree who can aim is still a fucking monster. You can stun and headshot and delete half the cast. A few others take a few more shots. You have no range drop off. You're still extremely viable, just not an instant tank deleter.
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>>145288243
Nah they're going to nerf him into the fucking ground. When the Blizz fanboys set their sites on something in their games they'll do whatever it takes to appease them.
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>>145288269
Winston, snipers, junkrat, Genji

Easy as hell unless molten cores start chaining
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>enemy uses ult
>successfully predict it and stun/kill them just as they do
>95% of their ult gauge is stored

>enemy uses ult
>I'm a retard and react too slow to cancel it until halfway through
>entire ult is gone
???
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>>145288189
There is literally nothing wrong with Mei and Roadhog
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>>145288279
>console
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>>145288186
>Don't even have to kill anyone to get free zoning area denial with Mcbalanced's ult
>It's refunded 50% if canceled

One of the absolute best ults in the game in competitive
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>>145288347
just click that shit who cares like 99% of people who play are mouth breathing retards
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>>145288259
Jesus Christ I am sorry for you. You'll get better eventually, just keep going.
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New skins when? I used to play Dota 2, quit 2 years ago. They took months to release new heroes, but they at least released new skins on just about a weekly basis when I played. When the fuck is Blizzard releasing new skins and stuff???
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>>145288279
>console
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>>145287914
Get left clicks more consistently. Pull down a little bit when you fan the hammer so the shots don't ride up. You can throw flashbang over Reinhardt's shield and stun several people. Throw flashbangs at Genji's feet. Click on heads. McCree is not that easy to play, but he should be easier to play than Genji.
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Mains?

Reaper here
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>>145288280
I tried communicating with my team and being helpful but I either get ignored or told to shut the fuck up by 12 year olds.
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>>145288375
>i can't react to unique situations intelligently and do the same thing every time instead
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>>145284753
>overtime
>local Man contests point
>can't get him off
>have our winston coming up
>praise be to you you beautiful beatiful scientest
>random mccree drops down and barely manges to kill him
>local man contests point
>loses
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>>145288279
highest i have ever got was 96% on roadhog
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>when you've got backups of all the OW porn by Secaz
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>>145288262
McCree can. Widow cannot. Widow will hit if your reticle is on the player, there is no leading or tracking. Her shots fire at full power incredibly fast. She had too much HP for her kit and get cooldowns are way too fast. Plus you have a literal. Fucking. Wallhack. You can do well with widow because she's extremely, extremely easy as a sniper.
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>>145288262
>memescan
>skillful
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>>145288280
Whats your winrate? I'm at 60-65% win rate solo queue and my teammates are pretty good.
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>>145288504
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so I was in a game where a Widowmaker was beasting, but in the killcam after every shot he was quickly scoping/unscoping doing flick shots.it seemed like his shots weren't always charged up.
It was strange/suspicious, even though he missed sometimes was that his particular way of playing or an aimbot cheat hax?

his name was Seodos Feados Teoda or something..
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>>145283967
Is it true this girl is by sexual?
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>>145288181
>mei
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>>145288504
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>>145287521
Please don't do this. The amount of times I've been fucked over because a Lucio decides to randomly switch to an E boosted speed in the middle of a fight is staggering.

Keep that shit on healing if you're ever in a more than 2 person fight. Switching over to speed is the definition of "look at me I'm a pro I can aura-twist!!!!!!"
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>>145288504
How does it feel when you could be way more useful to your time by switching to mccree, soldier or even junkrat
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>>145288259

Maybe you'd win more games if you played healslut more and let me fuck your throat every once in a while you dirty whore
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>>145288406
There's nothing wrong with Mei, her kit is just the epitome of cancer and anti-fun in this game.

Roadhogs hook hitbox is broken as fuck though. He doesn't need GIGANTIC range AND a giant hitbox. He can have one or the other and still be good.
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>lvl 70
>Only 3 legendaries
Is this real life or just a fantasy?
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Are there any decent Overwatch streams that arn't Seagull?
Like good player quality, not a camwhore and not a gargantuan faggot
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>>145288610
Fuck off retard, speed boost wins teamfights.
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>>145288610
>Play the russian map
>Attach at choke on the left side
>Lucio comes from behind with Amp'ed up speedboost
>Almost accidently ran off the side of the map

wew
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>>145288346
Why the fuck are you clubbing in the middle of the day?
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>>145288590
No you just suck.
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>>145288590
It's a very common way to snipe in other games, while Overwatch makes it easy to snipe without unscoping constantly and flicking, old habits die hard for a lot of people
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>>145288594
mai>mei
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>>145288614
>ult that easily clears points
>easily teleport behind and takeout widowmakers/bastions

>less useful
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>>145288143
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what is the point of overtime?
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>>145288590
I see that too, it's just turbo nerds channeling their autism i think
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>>145288842
To allow retards to stand on the point and contest for an eternity
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>>145288668
Star desu senpai
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>>145288538
I'm saying the game punishes you unless you let an enemy's ult play out and probably kill your team
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>>145288551
As a local man making a career out of contesting points, Winston is the only one that I'm legitimately terrified of seeing come at me.
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>>145288935

No you just have bad timing
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>>145288909
GREAT WARRIOR
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>>145288824
>Has to be within kiss range to do any significant damage
>TP is announced with "DEATH COMES!"
>No healing
>No CC
>No utility
>Low sustain unless getting kills

I love reaper, but the other offensive choices (including junkrat) are just so much fucking better. He is decent on koth maps because you can keep going on and on with the passive heal, but he feels very subpar at the moment.
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>>145288842
They don't want the game to end in the middle of a potentially good teamfight, so they want to award the winner of the last fight either the decisive victory or a chance to win.

However resetting the overtime completely every time you fart towards the point is stupid and just leads to nothing anyone does mattering for the first five minutes of the game.
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>>145288951
Why are you scared of Winston? Just speed boost around a corner and knock him back
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>>145288143
>friends invite me to a party
>finally get comfortable, start chatting up a 7/10 cutie patottie
>LETS BREAK IT DOWN
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>Dorado
>Attack
>We literally get the payload to say 0.00m left
>Still lose
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>>145288951
>lucio
>fucking rich dj
>steal shit
u ok bud?
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>tfw the only mccree player in 100 games
Holy shit literally no McCree in sight in lower MMR. The word nerf really scares them away huh? Free wins for me i guess :^)
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Why do OW tourneys only get 2-3k viewers?
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>>145288481

Alright, thanks. I think I just have to get used to hitscan aiming as opposed to projectile aiming. I've tried the Rein shield thing a couple times, but I haven't managed to pull it off yet.
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>>145288907
ît just seems stupid, i've won and lost games because of overtime but it always strikes me as unfair whether i win or lose, if you defend a point to 100 you should win otherwise just skip the points and have a set time limit or something
it's like dangling victory in front of someone and going NOPE
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>>145288614
But reaper is a God at flanking. If he gets in from a good position he can clear out entire teams even without his ult.
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>>145288951
>it's a winston somehow manges to charge his ult every 40 seconds match
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>>145289090
cause this game is boring esports wise
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>>145289090
Tourneys only get views for games where the playerbase has no skill. In skilled games, the players just play the game.
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>>145289067
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>>145288561
>You can do well with widow because she's extremely, extremely easy as a sniper.
Skill floor not ceiling. A lot of players can kill Tracer in two shots, but a good player kills her in one. You will not have wallhacks all the time, and playing optimally means doing well with her all the time. She's very strong and is decent in the hands of a mediocre player but she has a high skill ceiling like just about any sniper.

Hitscan is really not easy. Clicking on people quickly and consistently in the head requires good reactions and a lot of muscle memory. It will take a lot of time before a newcomer to CS will do well with the Scout.
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ANGELA IS HOT WHEN MAD
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>>145288993
NO YOU MISUNDERSTAND

The better timing you have when it comes to denying enemy ultimates, the more you are punished by them storing their ultimate gauge after it's canceled.
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>tfw high mmr solo queue
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>>145286091
Lolwut, DvA? Buffed?! What do you want to do make her gun as powerful as a zoomed widow shot and her out of mech health equal to her in mech health? She's already OP as fuck.

Also, not seeing Mei on that nef list. She either needs a bigger hit box, slower run speed or less damage on that icicle.
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>>145289034
>no healing
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>do my job properly
>always focus on objective
>look out for my team
>55% winrate (average)
>stats are ass
how do i get good
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Guys please respond to my thread on the Overwatch forums.

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745165696
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>>145289041
Then you can't contest the point.
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>>145289041
Because that fucking monkey seems to be the only character that understands that I can hippityhop away and will jump around with me and stay on my tail even pushing him back. My out is to try and push him off completely, otherwise I'm fucked.

Maybe I've just run into really good Winstons. It's upsetting how many "aerial" characters I can shit on, but not that one.
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>>145284101
and not a single person turns around.
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>>145289090
overwatch is a fun party game, not a competitive espurt
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>>145287987
what could a female do to a dead female corpse?
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>>145289209
stfu and make more vids for noobs reaver. kys. btw c9 suck dick
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i masturbated to mei overwatch porn
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>>145289298

a'molesta
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>>145289294
Isn't that what they said about smash bros?
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WHY DOES SYMMETRA AND PHARAH HAVE SO LITTLE PORN

I LIKE BROWN GIRLS
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>>145289067
He's a super rich DJ, but he's also a huehue.
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>>145289090
Overwatch has very poor spectator value.
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>>145289239
Yeah he can't heal others like Soldier

do you even play this game anon?
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>>145286156
Lol, junkrat... only ok tier... ok sure.
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>find game
>takes a minute
>it's 0-80 koth

SEVEN
BAZILLION
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>>145289220
I think a bigger hitbox for mei is a good idea. give the meifags their "thicc" they want so much
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>>145287006
ok
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Do you think competitive Overwatch will succeed as an esport?
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>tfw you drop down into the enemy team and unleash DIE DIE DIE
>TEAAAAAM KIIIIILl

heh, nothin personnel, kids
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>>145289431
That's an incredibly specific thing to want in an offense hero, in fact only one offense hero can heal his teammates. You might as well say "Tracer sucks because she can't jump up 50 feet into the air and conc blast someone off the map"
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>overtime on Route 66 about 5m away from the last objective
>Lucio wallrides around the payload for twenty seconds while five people shoot at him and fail to kill him
>a Reaper has to press Q to get rid of him
is this normal?
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>>145289390
melee takes infinitely more skill than any of the other fighting games so its well justified

it was supposed to be a fun party game from nintendo's side, but they accidently made one of the deepest and most technical fighters out there
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>>145289487
we already got it anon
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>>145289179
She's how when she's drunk.
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>>145289530
Whenever I try this I get picked out of the air immediately
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>enemy team is stacking pharahs
>teammates refuse to stop going genji
>2 guys genji all game
>go to mark as avoid
>already marked as avoid, squelched and blocked
>on the weekend when matchmaking takes seconds

Gee, thanks a lot blizzard you fucking niggers
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>>145289141
I think Overwatch has potential to be a good eSport but only with a lot of support and with a lot of reservations the way SSBM is a popular eSport

It's never going to touch the skill ceiling of its direct competitors like CSGO and I definitely expect to see most of the map rotation cut out and until there are some big balance patches then it doesn't have a chance but it can get there

Even if it's definitely not super deep I think people exaggerate how low of a skill ceiling the game has desu
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>>145289519
Did TF2 succeed as an Esport?
The gameplay won't draw people in.
The only way they'll do it is if they find personalities with Twitch meemees for the Esports fanbase to spam, which they don't besides I guess steel is playing scrims now.
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That's it, 40 hours into the game I don't feel like playing at all.

There is only so much McCree a man can endure before losing all their will to play. It's honestly a complete fucking joke that almost a month after release McCree is STILL the best character in the game by leaps and bounds and there is no patch whatsoever in the distance.

Serves me right for thinking Blizzard would be able to balance a game to save their lifes.
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>>145289529
How is it specific when he has no utility, like at all?

Look at how much utility the other offensive heroes bring to the table, the only thing Reaper is really really good at taking down tanks. But unfortunately, you need to be right on their arse to even do so.

You're way more useful for your team picking up McCree, Solider or even Junkrat
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>>145289559
Smash Bros is not a fighting game.
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>>145286718
We're all soldier now.
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Fun fact, mei will freeze reaper before his ult kills her even if he's standing on top of her

Just another reason why McCree is superior at flanking to anybody else in the game
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>>145289581
hot*
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>play Mercy
>team is fucking stupid
>get flanked constantly
>none of them realize their healer is being attacked
>they just keep moving forward
>tell them to protect me and have some awareness
>"cry more"
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>>145289683
Except there is a patch in the distance, within two weeks, and Blizzard are not quick at patching their games especially when it comes to balance.
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>>145284569
That one omnic hero I mentioned that swore to not use it's guns again and bashes bad guys with it's minigun for great justice
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>>145286371
Hivemind.
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>>145289692
uhh, what is it then?
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>>145289220
D.Va is literally the worst tank class in the game, she has a critbox the size of a football field and her guns tickle unless she's right up in someone's face. Just wait until her defense matrix runs out or shoot her from the side and her mech goes down in a second, and Zero Suit DVa is literally useless. Her ult is also the easiest thing to dodge in the world. Her guns need to have less spread and/or no movement penalty for using them, and her critbox needs to be smaller.

Mei is perfectly fine, any competent Tracer/Genji/highly mobile hero will ruin her. She also can't do shit to Reinhardt.
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>>145289683
They're literally going to patch mccree and widow.
See you tomorrow.
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>>145289758
It really depends how you phrased it and i don't expect objectivity to come from a post like this one
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>>145288504
Reaper is definitely a character I expected to hate and grew to love.

He's a durable flanker that rewards positioning and has a great passive to heal, and you can kill almost anyone if you surprise them from the side and back and get a few headshots.

His weaknesses are direct combat against anyone that can aim for shit, and he's very prone to being kited and sustained damage. He's one of those characters that seem like he'd be hard to balance, but I'd even say he's one of the most balanced right now.
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>>145286371

I CAN HEAR IT
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>>145289778
The patch is going to nerf FtH slightly. This will make him not instagib tanks, period. Still the best midrange hero, the best close range hero and one of the best long range hero. Still insane ult generation and refund, still has flashbang.

It's blizzard anon. I've seen mages be the single most overpowered class for entire years without them doing anything about it.

McCree is going to stay cancerous for at least 4 months. Mark my words if you want.
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>>145289689
Reaper can do what the other offense characters can't do.

He can go in and completely wipe teams if he gets off a good flank. The other offense characters need their ult. Reaper can do that shit without it.
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so how am i supposed to enjoy this game if everybody who plays it is absolutely and positively brain dead?
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>>145289581
I wonder if she's one of those two drink lesbians. Think she ever gets tagged teamed by Morrison and Pharah at the same time? I could see the two trying to convince old man Morrison to try a polyamory relationship and him going I'm too old for this shit.
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how do i play D.va and how do I stop getting mad at video games?
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>>145289559
Competing and winning at top levels takes skill in anything, even Overwatch.
I never got this "competitive Overwatch harr harr" meme, people compete at hitting a ball across a field, for fuck's sake.
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>watchpoint gibraltar defense
>get matched against a full premade
>full comp setup, mercy+lucio+2 winstons+widow, only thing they lacked was mcmeme
>they steamroll us until the last point, 8 minutes left
>go bastion
>set up camp where the enemy widow can't see me
>shred the monkeys every time they rush, pick off their healers by running around in normal form
>they start switching to counter, but every time I die my team is there and holds them back
>constant pressure from both sides, payload gets within 2m from the point
>this goes on for 8 minutes until we win

that was probably the most fun game I've played since beta desu
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Sombra when?
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>>145289925
Wait until you are in MMR where everybody isn't brain dead and half of both teams is McCree
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>>145289175
>clicking on people quickly and consistently is not easy
Stopped reading there. I was global in csgo when I gave a shit.
I'm glad she's getting gutted.
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>>145286782
Walk back the way you came and hope your teammates don't run past you.
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>>145284102
Watch out Lucio, Ahmed might shoot you
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>>145284569

African park ranger with airstrike robot hawk and elephant rail gun.
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>>145289863
As long as fan doesn't nuke down tanks any more I'm fine with him. He's not a big deal outside of that unless you're a Genji main angry at one of your hard counters
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>>145289815
party game xd
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>>145288143

is this a joke about the gay club that got shot up?
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>>145289825
>play bastion (yeah dont hate)
>sit on top of a balcony on hollywood
>dva rockets up towards me, starts he absorb shit
>out comes a mccree out of the door running towards me
>try to nuke him down, but every single shot is swallowed by that semen slurping bitch

it was the most next level thing i've ever seen, you literally just have to fly towards enemies and absorb shit for them protecting your squishies
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>>145289519
No, and it doesn't need to. Not everything has to be a fucking "esport"
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>>145287006
got 2 for you. are they any good? I accept Pharah in appreciation
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>>145289970
Answer to both is stop playing Dva
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How to play Zarya right? She seems both week and not survivable aside from shield duration. Not proper tank, no DPS, low range.
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>>145289970

You play her like Winston, Tracer, or Genji.

You skip the entire team, go through the back, and kill the backline and leave.

You are not a tank.
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>>145284284
sleep tight reaper
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>lmao 2dwarf
>sorry sorry sorry
>ryuu ga waga go fuck yourself
>HELDEN ST-augh
>designated teleporter street
Epic, simply epic. I fucking love "attacking" all this bullshit.
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>>145290149
no mccree is
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>>145290138
You better hope to god a dps is following you around
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>>145288143
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>>145284569
Norwegian Shota Wizard
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>>145284254
>Playing yesterday on Illios
>Have the opportunity to knock three players off
>Fuck it up

Feels horrible man.
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>>145289971
Why would people ever want to watch Overwatch when CS:GO exists
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>>145290098
>bastion
You deserve everything you get
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>>145290093

perfect.
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>>145289840
>nerf cree and widow
>back to pharah being insanely overpowered like in closed beta

nice
i really like it when the most braindead and aimless heroes are the best ones
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>>145290121
eSports bring in the player population and ensure a long lifetime for the game as well as raise the general populations' skill level over time
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>>145290176
mercy & symmetra missed the memo
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>>145290176
People making post like yours deserve every loss
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>>145289559
>melee takes infinitely more skill than any of the other fighting games so its well justified
It depends. Conventional fighting games have a much more sophisticated spacing and mixup game, in addition to generally having more relevant match ups to learn, while combos and execution are both harder in Smash. Either games make 90% of FPSes look very easy in comparison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQQCan5oo90
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>>145290149

since when can genji self destruct

and no, zen shits out damage, it's actually super easy to get potg just by holding left click in people's direction while pressing E sometimes

don't believe the lies of zen "mains"
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Who /D.Eva/ here?
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>>145289847

"Can you please look around and be aware of flankers. You're not protecting your healer."
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>>145290263
76 rapes pharah bud
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>>145290030
>next hero patch have a sniper
Fucking kill me.
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>>145290193
Whats the point and why not just take other character? She should have some role since she exists, but it eludes me aside from dropping shield on cooldown on dps.

Her Ult is good though.
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>>145290382

She's a support :)
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>>145290348
no, kys waifushitter spot waster
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>>145289928
Meh.

I give it 1 to 50 odds.
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>play game
>team refuse to attack the point until overtime
>lose
>join another
>widowmaker and tracer on anubis a attack
>leave
>join another
>it's a stomp of premade vs noobs over in 10 seconds after i join

my win rate is not that high, you don't have to try so hard.
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>>145289662
TF2 didn't succeed because throughout its entire lifespan it's had classes that were just straight unplayable against anyone with a clue about what they were doing (Pyro and Spy come to mind) and Valve """""fixed""""" it by adding stupid bullshit to the game that just made it worse until everything was so convoluted and fucking muddy that there was no hope of ever making it balanced again

Also no ranked mode for nine fucking years

Also all things considered the skill ceiling in TF2 is pretty low, you have shit like stickyjumping and rocketjumping but other than that it's just positioning and teamwork which is inherent to any FPS

Overwatch is in pretty ugly shape right now but if Blizzard can
>patch it without fucking up like Valve did
and
>get some better fucking map design and some more gamemodes

then it'll be fine. It won't be CSGO but it'll be fine.
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>>145290382

The best way to counter a sniper is with a better sniper.
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>>145286285
You know when you're at the character select screen, characters have their little idle animations that play? One of Lucio's is bouncing along to the music in his headphones, and while that happens you can listen a little to what's playing. And it's his Speed Music.
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>>145289758
>play lucio
>never encounter these issues because Lucio is good outside of his Ult

Mercy a shit
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>>145289758
In that case I just only use my gun for the rest of the match and never rez anyone.
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>>145290045
>It will take a lot of time before a newcomer to CS will do well with the Scout.
>genuinely disagreeing with this
If you're already a great player it might not seem that difficult, but very few things in first person shooters will, and probably nothing in OW will.
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>>145290225
Because I like Overwatch but don't like CS.
Opinions anon, everyone has them.
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Does Symmetra wipe properly?
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>>145290474
Which is why they're a ruin of a vidya design
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>>145290030
Later this summer
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>>145290334
Melee is way harder than all those games because melee is so flawed in its orginal design.

The amount of framedata, inputs, APM and tech skill required to play at the tip top level is fucking insane.

Which is also why most of the top players are starting to suffer from the "starcraft syndrom" where many of their hands are starting to give in after years of practice.

Hitting a giant MadCatZ (tm) plastic hunk while you and your ape buddies scream dont even compare.
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>>145290348
60% gametime on D.Va
BUFF WHEN???
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>>145290516

She's a kebabnigger so she probably shits in the street still
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I got 1000 coins and these skins. What should I buy next?
I play a bunch of zenyatta and used to play a lot of d.va but now almost only use zarya or rein if I have to tank.
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>>145290516
/int/ Memes!
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>>145287006
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READY TO GO WHOLE HOG!
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>>145290176
I know i posted it last thread, but this is for you buddy.
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>>145290516
She probably has an omnic bulter buttle her asshole every time she goes. She's "im going to build a city" rich
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>>145285557
It would take 223 boxes to open all cosmetics for every hero, and this is assuming no duplicates, no currency drop, no all-hero sprays, and no player portraits. The real number is probably closer to 300.
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>>145290570
>kebab

thats not india anon
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>>145290163
This
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>>145290371
>76 rapes pharah bud
Not really

At long range his gun is a squirt gun and at close range if she can get rockets close to him it's very likely she'll kill him.

It's a testament to how difficult Pharah is for a lot of characters to kill that Pharah players all bitch about Soldier 76.
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>>145284578
link?
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>>145290570
LOL!
Totally offensive joke dude! So funny!
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>>145290076
I actually think nuking down tanks is a big part of his playstyle.

Tanks SHOULD be in the fray, leading your frontline fighters. Reaper is definitely one of the easier targets for people like McCree, 76, and Pharah to pick off in direct combat. If your frontline fighters supporting the tank don't kill or force him to wraith right away (and they very easily can if they are competent), I don't see the issue with him melting down the tank and forcing the team to regroup.

As a Reaper, your role in the team is to get the drop on unsuspecting tanks and supports making their way back to the team to regroup, and it's pretty clear from his skillset that this is the heart of his design philosophy gameplay wise
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>>145290593
>turrents
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>>145290550

Then what do you want them to do?

Sombra looks like a sniper to everyone with a functioning brain so fuck all if they don't make her sniper esq.

What could they give her to counter widow without being a sniper?
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>it's a mei """""""helping"""""""" with her wall by blocking all my shit episode

kill me
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>>145290573
gold frog skin
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>>145290474

i'm having a tough time coming up with a stronger counter-sniper than widow. sombra 200 damage bodyshots confirmed, i guess
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>>145290593
>turrent
>>
The best hero to solo carry randoms in pubs with?

I think either roadhog or zarya, they're both self sufficient and able to consistently take and win fights with their skill set.
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>>145289825
Everytime there is a reinhardt when i play D.va i rape the shit out of him. I agree with most of the other things you say but I think you just have to be smart about not just placing the ult onthe ground and hoping to get kills. Try getting to a high place and dropping it on them, or activate it in the middle of rocketing towards them. Also, zero suit d.va has a pretty strong weapon and gets little attention so you can easily pick off the enemies while being a little defensive. Hope some of this helps to make her more fun for you.
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Why is toblerone so racist?
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>>145290590
tracer can't teleport vertically and mei's ice wall doesn't reach that high

tracer would have to use 3 charges from the bridge to get to the ledge and if she ran into roadhog she would just rewind immediately because being out of teleport charges would make she'd get hooked and combod

shit comic 0/10
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>>145290486
I am genuinely disagreeing because widow is that easy to pick up and play. Her kit is that strong. If you've ever played an fps on your life for more than 20 minutes, congrats, you're a pro widow.
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>>145290721
back to tumblr you easily triggered faggot
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>>145290334
Yeah I love Smash but to say it takes "infinitely more skill" is so flat-out wrong that it's just about trolling

It's got a lot of depth in areas that other fighting games don't cover as well but it's super fucky in a lot of ways and the balance is a fucking joke, probably half the cast is borderline unplayable and there's rarely a reason not to use Fox or Falco unless you're up against Puff since they objectively have the best matchups in the game

Not to mention that most of the maps are garbage and taken out of the competitive rotation and even out of the few that are still in certain characters have huge advantages on one versus the other
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>>145290573
Ifrit Zen.
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>>145290746
I don't want snipers in multiplayer video games
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>>145286606
The fat guy on the left is just humping. That's it.
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>>145290668
He can kill her insanely quickly with headshots and he can sprint away from rockets while healing up pot shot damage.

He's literally the hard counter to her in every way, just because you play against moba players still doesn't mean he isn't strong against her
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>>145290781
him and Zarya would get along.
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>>145290593
Why do only Americans say "Turrent"?
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FFS. Just played a game on 66. On attack and defend, we have this one lvl 75 who played genji. He didn't kill anyone. He just ran away and stayed in parts of the map that was empty, doing nothing. Why the fuck isn't there a vote kick yet?
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>>145290334
this

smash is just an APM fest
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>>145290721
But they actually do shit in the street, it's not a joke.
>>
So after McCree and Widowmaker are inevitably nerfed, who's going to become their OP replacements instead?

My money's on Tracer and the auto-aim on Torbjorn's turrets. Maybe even Reaper and Junkrat.
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can someone photoshop this pic with soldier 76 and his catchphrase
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>>145290801
>spamming hadoukens and jungling someone in flat plane is harder than melee

simply ebin my friend
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>>145290836
You don't know your left from your right?

How old are you?
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>>145290770

I've been thinking they should just dole out a stealth hero to counter her.

its that or give a them a powerful ass med-long range attack to keep her at bay.
>>
I love winning one match and then losing one match right after
this is fun
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DIE DIE DIE
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>>145290632
21*52/4=273, not 223
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>>145290781

you can't be racist towards an appliance
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>pick genji
>every bastion now commits suicide

this is fun.
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>>145290880
>Why the fuck isn't there a vote kick yet?
for the same reason you can't see anyone else's stats
for the same reason it's 50/50 matchmaking
it's a casual game
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>>145290949
Soldier feels like a sleeper OP to me 2bh

Helix nades does so much damage, his ult is kinda shit though
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>>145290781
If you hand-created black people for a living you would probably be pissed if your Tyrones suddenly started demanding rights
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>>145290765
>love gold frog skin
>finally get 1,000 coins
>succomb to peer pressure and get the white one
>immediately regret it
>never any more coins ever

A-auditiva a best anyway
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>>145284569
New Yorker omnic cop that talks and trash-talks like Scout. Complete with Brooklyn accent and all.

Acts as defense, has a
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>>145291067
>for the same reason it's 50/50 matchmaking
This is a myth, as evidenced by everyone posting their solo higher than 50% winrate stats.
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>>145290962
>Meleefags this delusional
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>>145290832

Too bad, its a role everyone knows and there already one in the game so theres no removing her now.

Best thing to do is either nerf to hell or create a decent counter
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>>145291067
>cant see anyone elses stats

but thats wrong anon. You can literally go to the people you last played with menu and look at their statistics
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>>145291002
I did five per box, my mistake
>>
>join a game
>terrible comp
>forced 50 in action
>leave

>try to find a new game
>brilliant matchmaking system puts me in the same game
>except I get a penalty if I leave this time

wew
>>
Anubis Offense is such an absolute waste of fucking time, this map makes me absolutely fucking livid. There's never been a map in any other FPS that's made me this fucking shitflustered, good fucking GOD this shit is so fucking tedious and boring. If you manage to get even get on the point at all they'll just all respawn and fuck you back off and then it's another minute of trying to get on the stupid ass point again

God fucking forbid they have a widow and her stupid ass wallhacks are up 24/7 so good luck actually trying to fucking flank fuck this stupid fucking shit map
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my last name was reported because was too racist
I need some ideas
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>>145291056
>pick genji
>high mmr so bastions just stop shooting instantly or burst fire you so you can't get reflect kills

J U S T
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>>145290880
lol who cares, it's quick play

I'm just here to get experience, I just suicide into the enemy team once every 30-60 seconds between shitposts and looking up songs on Youtube, level 120 now

Sometimes I play a good life and get a bunch of kills and decide I need a break so I just chill and get a snack and suicide for a life or two

Quick play 100% does not matter
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>>145291157
>Best thing to do is either nerf to hell or create a decent counter

why not both.jpg
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>We have two snipers on Attack on Hollywood
>Literally 4 v 6
>Hanzo's ult doesn't kill anyone
>Ever
>Widowmaker never even got an ult
>mfw
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>>145291229
GasTheKikes
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>>145291203
leave anyway, you dont get losses for leaves, you just get that silly exp penalty
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>>145290960
Done fucking forever ago
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>>145291187
also 54 items, i might be having a stroke
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>>145291134
>This is a myth
lol
>>145291185
I meant like kills, deaths, etc.
like any other fps

you could just press tab and see the hanzo is 1-10 and realize why the game is so hard
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>>145287006
>>145287197
>>145288279
>>145288504
>>145289516
>>145290123
>>145290586
>>145290826
>>145291001

Thank you all for your contributions thus far. Some may be a bit squashed or hard to read, but hope you all enjoy.
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So I really like playing these two, but obviously I can't pick them every time. Who would you recommend?
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>>145290949
McCree.
He'll be fine.
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i swear i just had had 10 min long overtime game

when the fuck will they fix this piece of shit

fucking tracers in and out all the god damn time
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>>145291229
GuessTheKites
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>>145291229

LinkinPark, only play reaper
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>>145291239
feels bad man since it's the second thing keeping bastions from melting me when I play Genji
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I fucking despise Mei but holy shit is she fun to play
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>>145290778
I don't see how. I kill every d VA so easy with reinhardt.

She's a tank for all of 3 seconds then she's back peddling like a little bitch
>>
What is the best Reaper skin, and why is it Blood?
>>
>on the defense
>entire team runs around the map like retards

is this getting better at higher levels?
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>Metastatic Gigacancer Tier
McCree
Widowmaker

>Herpes Itch Tier
Piggy
Tracer
Hanzo
Toblerone
Mei

>Needs some love tier
Zen
Dva
Winston
Symmetra

>Pinnacle of Balance tier
Rein
Junk
Mercy
Lucio
Zarya
76
Genji
Bastion Git gud
Pharah
Reaper
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>>145291229
LynchOmnics

surely they can't ban you for being racist towards a fictional race
>>
>>145289519
>Do you think competitive Overwatch will succeed as an esport?
No. It's pretty well balanced for a launch game but doesn't have esports potential. Esports only work in cancerous games with toxic communities because it gives toxic shitters something to get riled up about.
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>>145291313

don't make the red ones so small, jpeg fucks red text
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>>145291103
Gold is worst
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>>145291354
shes CUTE! CUTE!!!!
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>>145290960
(you)
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>>145291134
I have 55% winrate but it used to be 65%, after I win too many games in a row I get put in utter dumpster teams that are impossible to carry.
Forced 50% is real.
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>>145291137

Don't give them attention
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>soon mystery heroes will be gone and with it, all fun that could be had in overwatch

I guess I'll mercy 100% of the time since anything else is just too frustrating
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>>145291229
GasAllWidows
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>>145291354
She sure is.
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No one told me how to be HAYAI like this

How do I be HAYAI like this?
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Do it Blizzard!
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>>145291295
ty
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>>145291384
First list I've seen that's actually true and accurate
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>>145290348
love b.va
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>>145289825
Your problem is that you want to use Dva like the other tanks to soak up damage when she's better played like an offensive hero. She should be zooming overhead to soft targets like mercy, Lucio, junkrat and zenyatta. Her whole job is to maneuver enemy teams into a bad position and harass from behind like reaper or tracer. She does not need buffing for this.
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>>145291470
>SUCCBOI420
I thought about playing with /owg/ but then again maybe not if that's the type of people to expect.
>>
WHEN THE FUCK IS THE PATCH COMING HOLY SHIT

IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY'RE LOSING PLAYERS DUE TO MCCREE AND WIDOW ALREADY
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>>145291313
>jizzdragon

That's great.
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>>145290559
>execution is all of skill
This is extremely stupid. Melee may break your hands but that doesn't mean it's more difficult to master than conventional fighting games, which have depth in a lot of other ways.
>>
>Pick Lucio
>Win
>Pick not-Lucio
>Lose
How's that for game balance?
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>>145291483
Be Korean
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>>145291313
>jizzdragon
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>>145291313
>JIZZDRAGON

How is this edgy? Sophomoric, maybe.
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>>145291412
I noticed, though some images were ant sized to begin with so had to work with what I had.
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>>145291486
>female roadhog has to be skinny
Is this what would finally make tumblr shitpost about overwatch?
>>
>>145291452

Yeah they honestly need to put that in as a normal game mode, playing alone on any heroes gamemode is just too frustrating so i just play this when i'm alone
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NEARLY BACK THERE, JUST GIVE ME 2 MORE WINS
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>>145291483
press adadadadadadadadadadadadadad
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>>145291225
Of all the shit in this game, this kills me. The maps are really fucking unbalanced for attack.
McCree is strong, but a lot of people are doing bastion tier whining about him. Widow is legitimately a problem, but can be countered fairly easily. But the fucking maps.

>hurr durr use symmetra
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>>145288143
top jej
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>>145291116

YEEEEESSS!

I've wanted a NY cop hero, but I'm more in favor of this mustached bad ass
in the background.
>>
>>145291582
Koreans aren't that good at shooters you cuck
>>
>>145291438
>I was really good at fighting Level 3 teams
>then Blizzard started putting me in fair matches
>wtf why can't I just stomp noobz all day, fair matches are bullshit
>>
>>145291438
No, that's just how MMR works. The higher it goes, the worse your teammates will be to balance your teams average MMR with the others teams average MMR.
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>tfw you have enough as Mercy and just kill everybody
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>>145291313
>Edgelord
I saw him earlier. He was playing Hanzo badly.
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>>145291313
wait shit i got some
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>>145288279
>console
>MVP on the character that needs to aim least
Makes sense.
>>
>>145291137
Whatever you say Jamal
>>
HEY D.VA FAGS. HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT LUCIO IS FUCKING YOUR WAIFU. AND HAVING HER BLOW DORITO FARTS IN HIS FACE CUZ HES BRAZILIAN.

>BEING THIS KEKED

LMAO.LMAO LMAO
>>
>>145291239
This is what I've been doing to genji since my first couple days playing. I have no idea why people think he's a counter. You can just stop shooting for a few seconds then he's shit out of luck for nearly 10seconds.

Genji mobility needs a nerf though. He takes way too long to kill with his jump, dash, reflect bullshit
>>
>>145290559
I can get more of all those things by playing MvC2 or any GG. Don't be delusional over Melee just because it's a special kind of fighting game cherished in all our hearts because of our youth. Plenty of other fighting games have more depth than Melee. Street Fighter even has more depth.
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>>145291598

just to make sure here, you do have a lossless main image that you're making jpg copies off of for every update, right? because otherwise this is what you're gonna end up with pretty quickly
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>>145291549
>>145291584
>>145291586
Was already on there from the last anon who I picked up the image from and added onto. So meh.

>>145291549
>>145291721
Thanks
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>>145291687
So you're always the best player on your team? You're never the shitter bringing everyone else down? That seems highly unlikely.
>>
>>145291580
>21 characters
>the optimal comp in 99% of maps is mccree lucio mercy rein widow wildcard

what do you expect of blizzard honestly?
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>>145291721
That's not edgy, that's just taco nonsense.
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>>145291225
>shitflustered
>>
>Need 500xp to level
>Join straight to defeat screen
>Get backfill and match complete xp
>Level up

Thanks Blizzard!
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>>145285183
The same counter to everyone:

Widowmaker lol
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>>145284569
pirate from madagascar with a harpoon
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>>145291354
>>145291470
Hey, chill out!
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>Enemy picks D.Va
>I picked Pharah
>80 direct rocket hits
>3x gold medals
Thanks, fathead!
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>>145291745
Every time I go against Genji as Bastion they'll just run up and dash + keep attacking so that even if I stop shooting they get the kill

Annoying
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>Widowmaker is probably my least used character
>already got a highlight and emote for her from drops
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>>145291313
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>>145285183

You get very close. Mei is terrible at close range.
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>>145291721
>no tacobell skin

REJECTED
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>>145291438
You know how MMR works right, if you stomp you get put in harder games. I'm not saying sometimes it isn't bullshit sometimes and they stick you with fucking retards to flatten the team MMR but it's really not forced 50.

I've got a few hundred games at 60% winrate playing solo
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>>145285183
switch to mcmeme
today I pissed off some faggot mei main by killing him every single time he tried to freeze me, he started shittalking after he lost
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>>145288590
Supposedly it reloads faster.
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>>145291821
It's both, but people only ever complain about the ones where they get three golds and still lose.
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>>145291676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcIEY9-mPn4

Braindead memer.
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>>145291483
don't press w+a/w+d, press W A D W A D W A D one at a time

>>145291313
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>>145285035
Zarya's just nationalistic as fuck and hates those gawd dayum omnics. the game takes place almost 40 years in the future, guys, maybe russia's a little less homophobic?
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how do you voice the objectives? like wanting to protect a cp or move the payload
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>its another my team pushes constantly while on defense episode
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>>145288590
>It was strange/suspicious, even though he missed sometimes was that his particular way of playing or an aimbot cheat hax?

Holy shit is Overwatch literally the first FPS some of you people have ever played?
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>>145291580
Lucio is great at herding cats.
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>>145290403
You use zarya when you have to sit on a point and hold it.
Pop self shield only when your first 200 hp are gone and/or you are under direct fire, pop E when a dps or tank is about to be shot.
Spam M2 in groups of enemies and use the laser at close but not too close range (tracking at less than 5m is shit and you won't hit anything smaller than a roadhog) when at full charge to melt enemies.
Run through rein's shield when you have high charge and shift up to bait them into attacking, your shield can absorb two hits and by then he's melted away.
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>>145291225
>>145291635
>Volskaya
>Anubis

How the fuck do you expect to take a point defended by five people with anything less than five people

The whole reason they suck in pubs is becuase nobody bothers to team up or communicate and just run in and die one by one like a dumbass because they think they can fuck up the entire enemy team from behind like they're the Spy.

Hanamura on the other hand is actual garbage because of that giant walk of shame to point B where you can get picked off from fucking every angle. And the side routes are even worse
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>>145284569
An angry Polar Bear
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>>145290468
Valve balanced the game around pubs, never comp. If a new weapon was hated and broken it just wasn't allowed in most comp play.

>Also all things considered the skill ceiling in TF2 is pretty low, you have shit like stickyjumping and rocketjumping but other than that
This is bullshit. Airshots are not easy with Demo or Soldier, doing maximum possible damage with Scout is not easy, and Demo required a ton of micromanagement.

>It won't be CSGO but it'll be fine.
CS is absurdly simple. The economy is flowchart, if you're playing at a high level you use only a small percentage of available weapons, the gameplay is stodgy because you run into five or so choke points on two routes so you learn what to do at each one,and at some point it's just a twitch shooter where you try to jump past a corner and get a head shot before somebody head shots you. The games are usually two minutes long and they almost never have remarkable conclusions.
>CS is hardcore, you wiggle around the mouse to compensate for bullet patterns!
This is brain dead muscle memory shit that requires no map familiarity at all, and it's fucked up by RNG now.

Counter Strike is really no more impressive or deep than just about any FPS. It's so popular because it has a facade of being hardcore and it's easily grasped by morons. Both TF2 and even OW are probably better competitive games.
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Tracer fucking shreds Reinhardt's hp holy shit
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>Play Zenyatta
>Have fun
>They switch to widow
>Switch to winston

Every game
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>>145292039

If Russia still exists they still hate gays mostly due to self hate.
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>>145291986
koreans have never been good at any fps games desu
being able to hit gratuitous hitboxes in this casual shooter means nothing
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>>145284569

Scientist who lost his hand when his Eco-Watch Station collapsed into a volcano. Shoots fire from a prosthetic robot hand that can cause heavy damage, and applies a brief DoT burn. Secondary primary is that he chucks a lava glob at you, moderate cooldown and uses considerable ammo. Secondary is a full self-heal where he pulls out and applies a spare medkit to himself - long cooldown. Ult is he smacks the ground similar to Lucio and causes lava to shoot up in columns around him, causing enemies caught in them to burn and take high damage. Pure attacker.
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>>145292084
yes, all the blizzdrones finally got their hands on a shooter
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>>145291986
>one guy playing against wood league mmr

smurfing isn't impressive if you're actually good at games bud
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>>145291336
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>>145285579
You placed your turret in a good enough spot that it got two kills entirely without your help. Be proud of that.
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>>145291986
>thinks Overwatch counts with its babby bullshit console hitboxes

try again buddy
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>>145291354
I like to spam hello or sorry emote before I headshot a frozen opponent. It makes them so salty it's hilarious.
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>>145284645
Zarya is gay irl. She just doesn't like robots in the game because they're attacking Russia.
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>>145292050
use understood command on objective or spam F
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>>145292059
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>>145291452
It really is the best mode in the game. We need to advocate it being permanent
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>>145290138
>No DPS
>Low Range
Are you using her shield's properly? You need to use them reactively, not proactively.
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>>145290786
Skill floor does not equal skill ceiling. I'm not saying she's hard to do well with.
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>3rd game in a row no one is on the payload
>5th game of KOTH wheres its win one easy and then shit the bed twice in a row
Blizzard made the easiest game to predict.
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>>145287656
>I have it mapped to a different button for every hero. For DVA, it's right click.
Wwwwwwwwwqwhyy
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>>145291801
Yeah I saved a base image for each one to work from incase it turns out like shit.
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>>145292135

Only if she's like 2" from him

Rein kills her in 2 swings, it's actually an awful matchup for tracer.
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>>145292183
>>145292194
>>145292213
Why are you CS:GO faggots here if you want "high skill" videogames?
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>defense
>close game
>someone in chat tells our bastion to kill himself
>start hard pocketing bastion
>win easilly
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>team sucks
>win because you stand way back and revive 3 of them at a time every 30 seconds

I feel like I'm doing a disservice every time I'm not playing Mercy
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>>145292339
I haven't played CSGO since the 90s, you just genuinely don't know shit about the competitive shooter scene and are nut riding Koreans because reddit told you they were good at games.

I bet you think Japan has a big mark on the competitive scene in all games too you cuck
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>>145291790
>any GG
Not really. There are characters in Marvel who do have higher general APM than Smash, although Fox has some burst APM that's unrivaled in fighting games.
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>>145292339
Didn't say anything about CS:GO you dumb fuck shit lord. There's a reason why there isn't a single redeemable Asian player in the entire history of competitive first person shooters. It's just not their thing. Get over it faggot.
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>2-13 over my last 15 games

what in gods name is wrong with this fucking matchmaking
like i might as well just fucking pick hanzo everygame since every single match it drops me in is fucking unwinnable and horribly lopsided
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>>145292392
You could do a service for me while not playing Mercy
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>>145292392
you're just lucky your team sucks mechanically and they're not actually retards who go die one by one.
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>>145292274
>Get snipers on the offensive when they have no WM/Hanzo on their team
>Get Symmetra instead of a support and go healer any
>get yelled at
This happened too much.
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>>145292442
>csgo
>90s

Hey fatal1ty. Get the fuck off of 4chan and go shill more of your ebin gamer food products you has been irrelevant faggot
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>>145292473
pick support and carry your shit teams
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>>145292442
>I haven't played CSGO since the 90s
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>>145290138
Zarya has one of the best DPS in the game. You just need to play to her strengths.

1. You have a rechargeable shield. When the blue bar on your health disappear, duck around a corner and recharge.
2. Your DPS can literally double based on how much damage you take on your shield bubble. Use it and push aggressively to charge your powers. Put it on the healer to gain free powerups.
3. When you hit 80+ charge, start pushing. Your beam penetrates enemies and shields. Lines up the enemy and take them all out at once.
4. When your team has an Ult like Pharah's ready, use yours to group up the enemy.

Played smart, Zarya is god-like. But you need supports and another tank to be at your best. A Zarya, Rein, Mercy combo is damned near unstoppable on offense.
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>>145291452
>death spectating mercy in a recent game
>payload about to reach end, there's only a single reinhardt pushing it forward
>she decided to emote rather than approach and contest
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>guy bitching in team chat all game
>by round 2 entire team is shitting on him for being useless
>lose in round 3
>he starts bitching in all chat
>the enemy team call him out for being trash and the only reason they won
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>>145292339
I hope the irony of your image is not lost on you
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>>145292449
APM isn't worth shit if commands are super simple. The only hard part about inputs in Smash is getting down hops and that's it.
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>>145292116
>How the fuck do you expect to take a point defended by five people with anything less than five people

That's what I'M wondering

I tell everyone to group up so we can make a push but no, they want to go to every nook and cranny by themselves. Fuck it, dude.
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>>145292586
wait the laser goes through rein/winston shield?
TIL
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>trying to get rapid discord with Zenyatta
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>>145290573
Totem pole Pharah.
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>have a good time in my team
>bond with these randoms as we stomp shitters
>suddenly I'm on the other team

Why
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>>145291384
>Mercy
>Lucio
>Rein
>pinnacle of balance
All of these are required picks on most maps.
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>>145292731
Because characters should be underpowered if they can't be balanced.

Unless it's McCree he has to be lord of all characters for some reason
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>its a "defense team tries to spawncamp and fails miserably" game
>its a "no one can kill their fucking Mercy" game
>its a "defenders get off the point to chase a fucking Tracer" game
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>>145291483
>guy jukes and grapples multiple times onto rooftops
>mixtape man is still right behind him
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>Bastion Mains
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I feel like sex with Lucio would be extremely happy and positive. He'd probably cuddle you afterwards.
Maybe that's why DVa is on his dick.
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I want to learn how to play Hanzo but I never play snipers. How to?
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>>145290721
you haven't been on 4chan long have you
>>145291395
this and main Toblerone and Zarya
>>145284569
girl whose family was killed by militant Omnics; used hacking skills to brainwash a small flying Omnic ("Debugger") to her side
sends Debugger to fly over teammates, where it either does low damage in the style of Symmetra's sentries or slowly heals and damage-buffs the teammate
ult is a shockwave of energy that does low damage, but scrambles the controls of enemies caught in the blast for ~15 seconds
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>attack
>gates open
>fantasic 6 man push
>get to the point
>tank dies
>team falls apart
>everyone dies one by one
>they trickle into the point one by one for the remainder of the match despite my pleas to group back up

Why is it every time?
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>>145292821
why are the levels different?
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>>145292789

Zen isn't underpowered and discord is one of the best abilities in the game. He's right though that achievement is bullshit. Only one worse is probably d.va's
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Are there any Zenyatta memes?
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>>145292851
That's great because all you need to do is spam a doorway and shit out a dragon every minute
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>>145292464
>There's a reason why there isn't a single redeemable Asian player in the entire history of competitive first person shooters.
who is XeqtR?
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>>145292842
D. Va is on his dick because she's a gold digging whore who knows her eceleb fame will fade once she turns 25 and her looks go to shit, so she's trying to take the money of a man with real talent
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Help I'm not having any fun in this game anymore.

Been losing every game for 2 days and now finally won one game. Do I blame myself or my teams? I try to pick my character based on what the team needs.
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>>145292842
What would sex with roadhog be like? What do you think his cock region smells like?

>tfw still havent found a doujin of d.va getting brutally raped by Roadhog
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>>145292916
The top right corner one is his, the one on the page is the person he's overviewing
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>zarya's doing shield 3s before I even enter the point
stop this shit please
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>>145292924
Name one character he's better than that isn't symmetra
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>>145292943
Norwegian.
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>>145292934

They're mostly genji memes that involve zenyatta

I don't know why you're seeing out memes though, are you playing to reupload them on imgur for upvotes or something
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>play with 3 prestige
>they all suck

I suppose levels really don't mean shit.
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>>145292789
what does the achievement have to do with him being underpowered ?
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>>145293012
ah, forgot you can check other peoples shit
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>>145291517
This

>Start match as mercy
>Team keeps trickling into the choke point at A
>Switch to DVa because they don't deserve heals
>Fly over the choke point, sit on the objective
>Die, then repeat
>Team gets the message
>I do it a 3rd time, enemy team collapses on me, as usual
>My team attacks them from behind, we cap A
>Repeat for B

If people would just realize that you have to rush the fuck out of A on temple, the game would go a lot smoother for attackers.
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new
>>145284056
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>>145292934
the emoticons one
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Just wanna know what his "running-gag" is
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>>145292934
Yes, he's a good support
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>>145292886
A good way to counter this is go Winston, jump in and tear shit up until your HP is low, then ult and tear more shit up delaying them until your team arrives.
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Bastion is a cute girl
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>>145293036
d.va

Also

>thinking symmetra is bad
>thinking there wont always be a worst character even if they're really strong

>>145293107
stop making early threads faggotlord
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>>145292997
https://www.patreon.com/posts/wip-viva-la-dva-4229526
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>>145293175
>early

we are over 700+ posts
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>>145293175
>d.va
Except D.va can trade for Zenyatta literally whenever she wants 10/10 times
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>>145292997
It's extremely musty, and the belly pushes you back.
perfect
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>>145293242
Jesus christ why is it always you people that make threads
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>>145293128
usually it's his orbs being replaced by other round objects, like emojis or Rowlets
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>>145293242

The bump limit is 750 and it takes a least an hour (usually several) to hit page 10 retardotron
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>>145293269

i'd still rather have zen on my team 10/10 times
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>>145293043
Doesn't look like a viking to me, but I guess you're just gonna cover your ass.
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>>145293036
Why does he have to be better than others to be good? What he does and how he's played is unique. He may not have the DPS of Tracer or some shit, but that's okay since he's actually a support. Discord melts tank, Harmony gives constant healing for who needs it which doesn't require much maintenance, His ult does actually have special benefits too. Sorry he isn't OP, didn't know that's what you need to be fun, usable, and able to provide for your team.
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>>145286091
Agree all around except for the charge dmg on Rein. That shit is hard to land. Right now it kills any non-tank, which is how it should be.
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>>145290346
>he doesn't get the reference
Fuko da...
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Hanzo will get buff'd r-right?
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>>145293291
Because you're too beta to take initiative and make threads on your own so you're forced to be led by the stupid
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>join game
>defense
>6 Pharrah offense
>justice every 15 seconds

that was the biggest waste of time i've ever played
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>>145293352
>Why does he have to be better than others to be good?
Do you even know what the word balance means?

Good relative to what? Your emotions? Fuck off reddit
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>>145293423
Why would I make a thread 20 posts before post limit regardless?

It's not like the website blows up if a thread goes over 750 posts anyway, the waifushits with their ebin edition me mes have trained this board well
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>>145290784
autism
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>>145293592
You asked a question and I gave you the answer, don't sperge out on me
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>It's a "Mystery Heroes where defense gets tanks and two healers and lots of defense every time while attack gets 3 snipers, no healer, and a bunch of other useless shit" episode
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>>145293541
Are you stupid? Do you just throw out things like calling people Reddtfags or 9fags to try and justify your stupidity? Zenyatta is balanced as fuck and he's actually fucking good. Like I put he's unique and actually benefits a good team comp. Play around his strengths and boom you get a good fucking game. He's good relative to other heroes since a majority of heroes are balanced and good. Stop being a shitter. Do you even play Overwatch or are you here just to shit up the thread?
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>>145292615
>Actually trying to contest when there's 6 guys on point during overtime

I seriously hope you don't do this
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>>145292084
No joke, I don't care for FPS games at all, but there are exceptions.

This is my first real exception when it comes to multiplayer competitive FPS.
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>>145293814
>Like I put he's unique and actually benefits a good team comp. Play around his strengths and boom you get a good fucking game. He's good relative to other heroes since a majority of heroes are balanced and good. Stop being a shitter. Do you even play Overwatch or are you here just to shit up the thread?
Literally every character is the same but better in all situations besides symmetra.

Just because you don't lose when you play zenyatta against moba players doesn't mean he isn't the 2nd worst character in the game
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>>145286567
I would suck 100 dicks to get a Reaper and Soldier skin in their old uniforms.

More like 500 dicks. I'd suck all the dicks.
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>>145292995
Just leave matches when the going gets tough. At least leave until the daily leave penalty starts popping up for you.
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>>145289397
Maybe you are not looking hard enough
Pharah
>2 voiced
>At least 10 with just animation

Symmetra only has one voiced, and couple with just the animation. Definitely an argument can be made on that front.
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>>145292729
it doesn't

I don't know where this meme comes from
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>>145294001
> tfw Zen and Symmetra are 2/3 of my most played characters

Symmetra is fine. The only change I think she needs is to spawn with 6 turrets on her first life so setting up defense isn't a pain.

Zen isn't bad either, just needs about 25 more hp and maybe healing orb to last another second or two longer once the person leaves LoS
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>>145294095
You know what, forget the skin.
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>>145294001
You seem to not understand that just because he's not better than other heroes doesn't mean he's not good. No one else can accomplish the exact same thing Zenyatta can. You're fucking stupid if you try to compare him with anyone other than another support simply for his healing aspect. So please, actually buy Overwatch and play it before typing your bullshit on a general of a game you haven't played.
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>>145288584
You disgust me.
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>>145294364
/owg/ is full of tierfags. Tiers only matter if you can play every single hero to the best of their ability, with perfect aim, movement, teammate communication, etc. At that point then a certain hero's situational tools being better than another's becomes relevant but not before.

These shitty League kids love talking about "I'll never play Zenyatta because he's low tier", but that only matters if they have a absolutely flawless Lucio, flawless Mercy, and flawless Zenyatta, and decide to play Lucio/Mercy because THEY can be more useful with those picks, not because some tier list says those picks are better in every situation.

Same with Winston and D.Va, they have very similar toolkits but they are all situationally different. League baby: "Pros pick Winston so D.Va is worthless". Anyone who can play: "I play both heroes perfectly and find that most games favor a perfect Winston rather than a perfect D.Va." You can still pick D.Va and destroy everyone with her, it doesn't automatically make her "worthless".
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>>145294095
So uh, Blackwatch Reyes and Strike Commander Morrison?

I would fucking love a younger skin of Mccree though, he was quite the looker back then.
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>>145294164
widowmaker has like 50
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>>145289397
> I like brown girls

Same
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>>145286841
Are you just standing around doing nothing? I easily get 2-2.5k as support.
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I'm so tired of Solo queue
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>be zenyatta
>dies
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>>145291306
>He thinks level determine your mmr
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not reaper but
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>>145291313
Add this too please
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>>145290967
shi4ee
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>>145286567
sombra is gonna be the sniper isn't it.
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>>145292997
Probably like cancer.

Radiation mang.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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