/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

naka bp

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nth for you know what.

>>145234484
My appearance has changed a lot over the years, so you're not far off. This fantasia I've been drinking irl has definitely been worth the (whatever) price it's been.
Funny thing is I've been drinking various new drinks so maybe they ARE fantasias.. Woah..
>>145234403
You'll last about as long as mine, but with your history and femroes probably not. I seem to stick to this aura longer than you do femroes. I don't blame you, the animations kinda suck.

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>>145234768
bp best p

>>145234745
My favorite part about your posts is how you always reaffirm that you do not have a dick.

Ya know xivg, I think you're right! It's time to shape up!
How do I become a friendlier person and approach more random people just to start conversation and stuff? Should I compliment their armor / hair / search info / dick?

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>Go to pay respects.
>People fucking right there.

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>when people drop a meteor next to your alliance platform

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catnaps

damn i wish i had ears

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xth for comfy couples

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>>145234798
I dunno how i feel about this one. Truthfully, fem mid is still my favorite to play i think

>>145234847
Compliment them on being good at the game and ask them if they wanna group up for more stuff. I find it's easier to make friends like that than just saying "Oh, your character looks good" because it gives you a reason to actually spend more time together.

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>>145234956
What game do you think you are playing?

>>145235021
I personally hate the concept of Elezen x Miqo'te, mainly since I hate Miqo'tes.
I think Elezen x Hyur is the best, for mongrel breeding.

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>>145234847
Compliment their relic.

>tfw still far from finshing

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>>145234985

damn i wish i knew how to post

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>>145233315
hopefully i'm not late

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Repost cause thread fuggen died

>>145235134
MONI MONI BACKSTABBERONI

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>>145235021
comfyyyy...

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>>145234798
>fantasia I've been drinking irl

That makes it sound like you're taking hormones or something . . .

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>>145235021
No couple comfier.
H-haha.
;_;

>>145235126
shut up fatty

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>>145235484
But you can fanta from the same gender to the same gender.
I'm quite happy with mine, so don't count me as many of the thread's population who do that hormone stuff.

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>>145234963
>when the spot to drop meteors for Ozma is marked for alliance A, B and C and people still fuck them up

>>145235358
:(

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>>145235626
>tfw that just happened on 5 ozma pulls

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>>145234970
catpost

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>>145233315

>>145235865
ugg post

>>145235856
Nice ironworks gear!

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>>145235126
I can respect that. I just like Elezen x Au ra or Miqote due to the height difference.

>>145235535
You really need a bro to tin can it up and co-tin cans into content.

>>145235937
But male Xaela/Raen are bigger than Miqo'te and female Au Ra.

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moonies are SLUTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Why is every streamer for this game delusional as hell? Say literally anything bad about the game no matter how true it is and they get all defensive.

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>>145236158
>ywn be a pure moonie again

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>>145236158
But, all cats are.

Please keep posting your same faced miqo'te that we all give a shit about

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>>145235937
That's what I want, but sometimes it feels like I'm the only tin can around. There are days where I feel like taking one of these and ending it all.

>>145236158
this is falseflag

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>>145236454
Just take two of these and call me in the morning.

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>>145236094
That they are and kudos to those who like playing male Au Ra.

>>145236454
Have ya met and said hi with others?

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>>145234798
Can you post character data? I need him as a retainer.

What is your favourite xivg OTP?

mine is Red Rivers / Harpuia Rivers

>>145236761
Red x Pippy

Comedy power couple.

>>145236761
Naka x Stratos

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>>145235021

>>145236689
Why aren't you dating one?

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>leveling 50+ CUL

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>>145236989
My elezen dating a male ra?
For what purpose?

>>145237090
isn't it great?

>>145237134
Your cat

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>>145237134
Your elezen would be a pretty cute bottom.

>>145237134
Sandcat's elezen confirmed for bride.

>tfw bitches be telling you to go back to being a lala after you fanta out of that shit
How do I politely say fuqq off

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>>145236761
me x nuclear bunkers
beepy x therapy
harp x groups with strong backs
putt x naltrexone
proci x penis pump

>>145237389
"No."
Works for me 100% of the time.

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>>145237195
OH, my cat n au ra would be cute/comfy indeed.

>>145237241
>>145237268
While the thought may be cute for some, said thought doesn't interest me at all unfortunately.

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>>145237134
>>145237268
I uh.. wow.
>>145236695
I would if I wasn't changing him all the time
You can pretty much slap black eyebrow facepaint on any old aura and it's yours.
>>145237389
>Complete fucking strangers asking me if I was a lala
>"Go back!" "Stay lala!" "Lala gang xd!"
Stop this. No.

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>>145236820
>those levels of cute

hnng

>>145237459
Disappointing.

>>145237459
>OH, my cat n au ra would be cute/comfy indeed.
Do it then? What's stopping you?

>>145237459
Look, I just want you to be in a wedding dress and getting carried by a male au ra who looks mildly irritated from the embarrassment.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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>>145237462

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>tfw beating on your future eb's meek normalchest
I'm so happy /xivg/ ;_;

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>>145237462
CEEG STOP
>>145237619
>>145237627
>>145237507
YOU TOO

>>145237525
My main is staying elezen for most likely the indefinite foreseeable future.

>>145236761
Puttel Mon / Jaiba Mon

>>145237412
kiki x ippiki
kiki x cuckshed
ippiki x cuckshed
briah x ashus

Still need to find that cute artwork with the Miqote Bard and Warrior smooching.

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>>145237619
Huh? Stop the wedding plans? But the people..!
>>145237627
>>145237619
Understood. I'll do my best to carry him.

>>145236158
>posting a picture of a moonie
>not replying to one
>spoilering the entire thing

stupid moonie sluts

i guess i did set precedent though.

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>tfw you're that guy that holds everyone back by dying so much

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>tfw someone opens your eyes to the wonders of desynthesis

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>tfw xaela with no midlander lover / fuckbuddy

Should I just give up and die?

>>145238113
>tfw you made 10mil in a week just casually desynthing back in 2.4
i'm an og basically

>>145238137
>Should I just give up and die?
Yes

>>145238137
>pretty sure this is midlander poster baiting herself to respond
lols

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i don't see any footsteps. i think that other tin can was a ruse.

>>145238269
I wish.

>>145238113
what an ugly pic

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>>145235021

>>145238017
I am in love with your au ra.

Please marry me. I'll be a good wife.

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>all these bitches lusting after brows when i was the first and #1 fangirl

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>>145238373
Their au ra had their eyebrows coated in fantasia so they are no longer with us.

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>>145238373
I'm more of a gigolo, suga mama.
>>145238503
I know, I know. You've got your signed fanshirt.
>>145238562
Soike, I'm an aura right now bud. Quit running around and you'd see that.

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>>145235021
Do we count?

>>145237819
Clearly talking about your balmung alt.

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There's another tin can on my spot. What do I do, guys?

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>>145238678
Yes definitely.

>>145238609
Whoda thunk it?

>>145238705
Aka the one I never play?
Who would EB an alt, seriously?

>>145238751
make a buddy.
Fuck them

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>tfw you're about to spend lore on shitty tank pieces just for the glamour
Someone stop me.

>>145238812
You know the answer to that man.

>>145238851
if you're a male au ra, elezen or highlander male, do it.

anything else, don't.

>>145238851
*stops u*
spend them on DRG shit instead. at least that looks good.

>>145238751
Start the porn music, get to making some little tin can babies.

>>145238943
>You know the answer to that man.
Desperate people who you shouldn't take seriously to begin with?

>>145239012
Yeah, pretty much.

>>145238812
thank you for counting us

>come home kind of drunk
>seduced by old eb into resubbing
>3 hour erp session ensues after I agree
I have lost control of my life again

The following are posting among us, without trip and unfiltered.

The Scat Diap
The Fecal Carbine
The Tyyne
The Gamemaster
The Slayer of the Manipulator

Stay safe while posting. Do not trust anonymous friendly facade.

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>tfw you know how their hell burns
;_;

>>145239179
Add shrek and faust to that list as well. They do nothing but shitpost all day every day.

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>>145238997
I've already got a full DRG set, aside from the chest and gauntlets. I'm either spending it on tank glamour or MNK glamour at this rate. Both sets look stupid good when dyed.
>>145238978
What if I'm a male midlander?
No bully.

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I got another Fanta, what do?

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xth for Land/Hand buddies

>>145239223
>ultrash triggered this hard

I say they should post more to make people like you even more mad.

>>145236689
I WANT /mgt/ TO LEAVE

>>145239272
>that roe on the left
You only have a single real option.

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>>145239347
I want Au ra, least Xaela's to be succubi
I'll stop with the images

>>145239272
I would say put it in your ass

>>145239272
Go shemale Highlander and then I'll fuck your ass. Been thinking about getting a blowie from you as cat, though.

The following are posting among us, without trip and unfiltered. Forcing their fetishes, creepiness and sexuality upon the general.

The Scat Diap
The Fecal Carbine
The Tyyne
The Gamemaster
The Slayer of the Manipulator
The Green Machine
The 'Cute' Girl
The Asexual

Stay safe while posting. Do not trust anonymous friendly facade.

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>>145239650
you forgot shirou

>>145239272
kokochan please go au ra

i need this

>>145239650
who is the asexual
meria?

>>145239650
my god they recruit new villains at every turn

where is our autistic hero to put them in their place

>>145239007
>>145238840
But the clanging. My neighbors will hear it.

>>145239650
>gamemaster
>green machine
>asexual
Who are these?

>>145239793
guffy
shrek
stratos

>>145239650
Hey anon since I'm on the list what's the fetish I'm forcing

>>145239829
Okay, thanks.

>tfw selzh got banned before I could tell him how I really feel
fuck

>>145239832
I dunno but from reading this thread it seems you love choking on big meaty bait all day

>>145239781
Let them hear it. let their curious eyes take screenshots and post them here so I can fap.

>>145239930
Oh anon it's so much.. I don't know if I have a (You) big enough. You're gonna split me in half with that post

>>145239781
Good. Let them hear it. It will be like a battle in the bedroom. When armors clash.

>>145239918
DETAILS, Guffy. What happened?

>>145239918
did selzh really get banned

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>>145239683

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>>145239930

No weakness.

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>>145239367
I really want to but Ika won't approve I think.
>>145239510
Already did. It's the fastest way for the fanta to take effect, right?
>>145239535
>shemale highlander
Roe is the only race I'd go as female.
>>145239726
I was au ra last before going back to cat, idk maybe.

That isn't even guffys trip, lol

>>145240090
I dont want to talk about it.
He's gone now.

>>145240104
Unfortunately.

>>145239943
Anon, please. I'm no pornstar. If that's what you're into, I'm sure you could get a couple of cans from the super,arkst to put on a show for you.

>>145239650
Please list the names and fetishes that each of these super villains are forcing?

Pale or Dark moonies?
Which are the best?

>>145240195
>standing next to selzh

>tfw guffy killed selzh
kill me too please, selzh is way better than guffy

>>145240090
>>145240104
>>145240275
>>145240287
That's not actually guffy.
Guffy's trip is !SEIVyQK2bA

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>>145240270
PALE

>>145236689
>play male aura
>never talk to anyone because I feel under geared for 60 and don't want to be a burden
I-I'm sure once I reach i210 I'll stop feeling this way...

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>helping a person get naughtyweaver's mod working
>give them links to clean files to install over.
>"THESE FILES AREN'T MODDED"
>tell him to install the mod over those files
>"IT'S OVERWRITING THOSE FILES"
>sends me image showing his character is invisible minus hands and feet
I know I shouldn't be surprised that some people who use this are stupid. But this is still baffling to me.
Pic related, it's what they managed to do despite clear instructions.

>>145239250
post lore boobywindow chest

>>145240576
>Can make 77mil in the game but can't install naughtyweaver
kek

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Admit, which one of you is this?

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Highlanders.

>>145240682
>just noticed that
I'm even more salty now.

>>145240859
sorry

>>145240160
what the fug no

you were a highlander!

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>>145240679
Is it that time?

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>>145241182
I was malera while I was on gilga.

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so ya'll thought i was banned?

>TRIP OFF
>NOT FIRST POST WITH IP
YIKES

>>145241495
woops forgot to trip.

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>>145240874
Highlanders!?

>>145241495
hoped, not thought.

>>145241620
THEY COULD BE ANYBODY

>>145241495
leave ma man proci alone

>>145241495
>>145241628
Selzh.
I'm really glad you're not banned.

>>145241631
shrimp

>>145241628
more lewds please

>>145240874
who is this naughty nigger

>>145241415
be one one balmung

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>>145241631

Midlanders.

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>>145242091
no. instead, have a shitpost
POST MORE C@S!!!!!! :3333

>>145242272

whos this lynch daddy

>>145242057
Why are you trying to impersonate guffy? What's your goal here?

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>>145240576
Even if that person installed the mod correctly there is a chance that this happens. Is because how the graphics card can't render the meshes because the nude patch files doesn't include some textures.

Tell that friend to change the Texture Filtering quality, or change the DirectX version.

>>145237889
Pls no, stop!

>>145235021

Question on the 210 relic because I'm that fucking slow on this stuff. So I rarely have time to get on every week, minus to raid with my static and then if I cap lore for that week I'm surprised. What options do I have aside from hunts to get the unids I need from poetics? I can't rely on catching hunts every time I'm online, and I don't have the luxury of running roulettes as is.
Do I have any options?

>>145242272

whos this nigger inquisitor

>>145242264
No one likes male-ra though.

>>145242414
beast tribes are a steady 1 token per 3 days x 4 tribes, 4 days for the HW tribes

Is the Twilight over Thanalan music still wrong?

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>>145242551
wrong

>>145242403
No, he did it wrong. I can tell by the exchanges. Even then he has no excuse because the mod comes with a readme that covers this.

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>>145242786
Fine, It's happening.

>>145242940
>althyk

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAG

>>145242940
>that hair
stoppit

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>>145242083
Stop this, please. I'm not a shrimp.

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>>145242272
Hell yeah.
>>145242414
beast tribes
find newbies with bonuses
on your spare time, queue for story modes of Shiva, Ramuh, and Levi.

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>>145242487
>>145242343

>>145242403
You're both pedophiles, it's a perfect match.

>>145243109
want to pet my fluffy ears?

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>>145242283
You call that a cat?

>>145243227

Are you a THICK girl?

>>145243259
im a femcat, no females in this game are thicc, cept roes and highlanders

>Selzh is not banned
I'm happy about this.

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>>145242551
Iunno, man. You see these midlander girls fighting over lapseats and stuff? They'll kill for a scaled place to sit.
>>145242984
>Not worshipping Nophi
Bad tastes.

>tfw the pure ebin pets you
feels good man

>>145242984
>not worshiping Rhalgr, God of Just Breaking Shit
Diplomacy can be highly overrated.

>>145243370
>kokochan
>wanting a girl
top laugh

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>>145243252
you call that alien ass chipmunk motherfucker a living creature?

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tfw hangin out with the gang

Is it possible to 1/1/6 A1 and kill it before split with current gear with the average Balmung PF?

>>145243531
Well he did say "no one" and cutthroat midlander girls are someone.

>>145243598
look at the two newlyweds sitting side by side how cute :3

>>145243408
>the pure ebin
Is there even such a person?
Who was it?

>>145243602
People were doing that shit 1 patch ago.

>>145243561
>Buff!Gigi will never clothesline you and lock you in a boston crab as you scream in pain

Why live boys

>>145243712
It's been almost 2 months dude.

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>>145243561
More alive than you, friend.

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>>145242984
>"He is most often depicted as an austere emperor wielding a mythril greataxe."
I don't know anything about the lore and skipped literally every text/cutscene, I saw "mythril greataxe" and chose it since I main WAR.
>>145243021
Some of the hair selections aren't there until I log in.
>>145243370
>You see these midlander girls fighting over lapseats and stuff?
I'm too edgy looking for anyone to want to lapsit.

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>>145243740
No such thing.

>>145243408
i don't pet anyone

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I can't wait for that maid/butler promotion to start.

>>145243828

somebody call animal control, there's some rabid chipmunk loose

>>145243834
what about tincan?

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>>145243408
tfw lapcat

>>145243832
ha! gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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>>145243968
You know I haven't blushed in a while, anon.
Don't let it happen again.

Did you get my eyes right? Limbals and all?
>>145243832
Oof, the edge. You're right.

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>it can't be dyed
fuck you se

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>>145243832
Gotta dull that edge a bit, dude.

>>145243968
>tfw EU isn't getting shit again
first we have to wait 2 years for servers to properly fucking play the game
now we don't get le memeido outfits

why the fuck do i still pay for this shitty game

>>145243968
>>145244285
Any detals on this promotion?

>>145244285
because you're a EUcuck, now get to your knees, Yoshi's jiggling his zipper and his bladder is full. Bring money.

>>145244156
Arie is now an Auraie?

>>145244392
It's on Amazon.
You get a code from $20 purchase on video game stuff.

>>145243968
Oh wait that's not my tail and that looks like mouth 4 and not 1.

Who dis

>>145244392
Starts Tuesday for NA. You get all the items (account-wide) buy spending $19.99 on Amazon on select items (presumably from the Video Games department).

>>145244285
I'm sorry, anon. That really sucks, but they said they'll be releasing details for the EU promotion soon!

>>145244486
Motherfucker. I guess it's time to buy my next timecard from Amazon.
Do you need 1 code per character or just one code per account?

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>>145244152
>>145244268
https://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM?t=1m3s

>>145243998
Tin Can is a slut. Handlebars is a closet slut. Neither of them are pure.

>>145244605
I guess I better start selling gil so I could afford to buy something.

>>145244715
This anon understands. No one is pure. The thread must be purged

>>145244869
start with the sunsluts

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>>145244715
once again the business of being the only clean one is best left to me.

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>>145244715
>Tin Can is a slut
When did this meme start?

>>145244917
dude you e-dated naaki lmfao

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>>145244446
yup
i REALLY like how she turned out too

>>145245072
all tin cans are sluts, they use cans to hide their shame and permanent semen stains

>>145244682
1 code per character, I think?
SE hasn't given codes for account-wide things over the Mog Station anyway so I can see this one being the same.

>>145244486
I wonder if I could refund my purchase and keep the code.

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how much money u make today senpai

>>145244524
I wasn't sure on the mouth, so I opted for mouth 4. I actually like it better that way. As for the tail, I just picked one at my own discretion.

He can be your cousin.

>>145245423
1mil

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>>145245423
*reaches into chest and pulls out 2 retards*

>>145245475
Well actually, original brows used mouth 4.
I like wide mouths on males, so I recently changed it to a tanner and wider mouthed edition

Oke

>>145245378
It's account-wide. Confirmed by Matt Hilton.

It was like that for the moogle items from Fanfest too.

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>>145245098
she had to stay in her cage at ALL times, i'm no fool

>>145244715
>closet slut
This is new.

If you'll excuse me, I'll be in my closet

>>145245423
I'll shower you in gold IYKWIM

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>>145245423
only like 2mil because some pieces of shit killed the fiber markets

>>145245585
What a steal then.

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You were right Ceeg, but she did bring out a chocolate/brown kick in me, so maybe it wasn't all bad.

This is the longest I've been in a stable static since 2.0 and now I'm almost afraid to run with anyone else, because other groups and pugs have such fucked DPS and dense healers/tanks

>>145245676
ayo who tryna get peed on baby

>>145245758
>that neck

>>145245773
cool bloggo

>>145245602
shut up and hold my hand.

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Help this mean lizard is in my bed ;~;

>>145245910
cool bloggo

>>145238348
Aww, cute. This couple actually happened.

>>145245915
>not asking me to hold your hand
;________;

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This thing is SO cute!

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>>145245915
watch yourself, stranger

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I'm a lizard in the shroud.
:3

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>>145245943
our bed now kid

>>145246270
how about you become a lizard in the clouds
by that i mean die

>>145245423
Like, 10.

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greetings

>>145246647
naka bp

>>145246605
Ten whole money? That's pretty good.

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>>145246740
that's me

>>145246647
go away orochimaru

>>145246647
nakachan

>>145245423
4.9 mil from sales today and another 4 mil tomorrow.

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I'm a gentlemanly lizard.
:3

tank on aether queue brayflox in progress PLEASE

>>145247373
Matching cat trio?

>>145247564
yes? thank you

Hi, I usually dislike macros as a tank, but I was wondering if I should consider just making a Hallowed Ground specific one? If I did, which one would be less annoying (sound effect noise too, if that's even a thing?)

1) Used {Hollowed Ground} please spam {Holy} {White Mage}

2) {Hallowed Ground} used, this is how I protect my virginity

>>145246376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg1t_nGaDLs

>>145247747
>macros with sound effects
>le xd macros
>macros for combat skills in general
No. Doubly so if it's a macro on your anti-death CD.

>>145247747
pls go and stay go

tfw Max Viddon is making a nigger of himself in a pvp linkshell

maybe he should go back to abusing e-hookers instead of pvp discussion

>>145247937
It could be handy sometimes. Healers sometimes don't pay attention. Like with LD. They heal me to half and just let me die with 5 more seconds on it ticking

>>145247747
i hate macros on anyone that isn't a healer using a rez for someone

i have eyes and can see what CDs you've popped

>>145248246
nobody cares, grow a pair and speak up in the ls

>>145248378
"say it to my face in game"
do people realize how fucking retarded they sound

>>145248246
Give us a jist what he's saying.

>>145248354
You do.
Not everyone does. Do you expect everyone you meet in DF to notice HG, holmgang, or LD? Do you expect everyone to check for antibodies before casting virus?
You might be paying attention, but not everyone does. The macros aren't for people like you.

>>145248246
{Who?}

>>145248248
Just don't do it. If the healer doesn't notice your CD, it's their fault for being retarded.

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my statics falling apart!

>>145248246
>>145248378
>>145248619


Max Viddion is an abusing piece of shit, fuck him and anyone in Rare Ex or not that defends this waste of human garbage

http://martyrized.tumblr.com/post/144178108549

http://kasumi-ffxiv.tumblr.com/post/144223548774/attn-balmung-roleplayers

>>145248691
post fiascos

>>145248497
Probably a little bit less retarded than the idiot whining about someone in a linkshell that 75% of the thread probably isn't even in.

>>145248724
>Will contain liberal politics, feminism, fandom things, cat pictures, selfies, art, and fictional writings of questionable quality written by A.H. Fischer.
Female/poly/pan


I cringed so hard just reading that. Time to get ready to cringe even harder from reading the actual thing.

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SEE ME WALKIN WITH A LIMP THATS MY GUN WALK

>>145248665
Of course it's their fault for not noticing, but it could potentially prevent a wipe. And if it does that, then it has served its purpose.

I'd rather save some time by preventing a wipe than being able to smugly tell my healer it was their fault for being shit and git gud.

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>>145248691
Sorry to hear. Shit sucks but it seems more often than not now. Most of my members quit the game

>>145248691
>tfw my static is non-existent

>>145248882
What the fuck, why is there two sandcads?

>>145246270
>want to pet this lizard
>worried it'll follow me around afterwards, nobody wants that.

>>145248810
Yeah, I think that's not specific to this post, but for the tumblr as a whole but still cringeworthy as fuck

It took a lot to read past "liberal"

>>145248879
>but it could potentially prevent a wipe
My point still stands. If a healer fails to the point where they cause a wipe through lack of paying attention, it's nobody's fault but theirs. It's not your job to babysit shitters, despite what some tanks would lead you to believe.

>>145248989
>he doesn't know the power of multiboxing

>>145249063
Oh. It all makes sense now.

Can someone explain to me how you're suppose to dodge the tail after the second sable prices? One guide says to take the tail hit, but it seems you can dodge it.

>>145249157
sacrifice a member of rarex to nidhogg, we don't need them on this earth anymore

>>145249063
don't you need two accounts to do that

>>145249043
It's not your job for sure, but seriously, it's not like slapping a macro on your skill is going horribly out of your way.

There's really nothing to lose from doing it while you could lose anything from a couple of minutes having to redo a boss or a crucial clear from your healers not paying attention.

>only fantasia into different variations of my favorite race
>if I change into anything else I turn back 1-2 days later
I have a problem

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>>145249157
run back into the center the instant the fireballs there explode
that's all you do, you should have plenty of time as long as you run back into the middle asap

>>145248879
i think you should do it but im a carebear and i like to help shitters instead of point fingers

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>>145249449

You just like your character!

>>145248724
>http://martyrized.tumblr.com/post/144178108549

If anything, that tumblr proves how fucking insane "courtesan" prostitute roleplayers are. Some of those logs are as cringeworthy as stuff that gets posted here if not more so just because of how seriously they take it.

>>145249532
But I'll still get hit by the tail running back?

>>145245992
i got two hands

>>145246071
what do you have against holding hands???

>>145250108
the tail's aoe is just barely larger than the hole in the back of nidhogg's targeting circle that denotes the rear
as long as you aren't lined up with that empty space tail can't hit you

>>145249532
>four sound effects in one macro
fucking kill yourself.

>>145250371
it's just for-fun stuff that we use when we're in group because we raid together
calm down

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What's the best way to gear while leveling BTN? Or should I not worry about it until 60?

>>145250602
dont worry about it until you actually hit 60

>>145250602

you get a weapon and a peice of gear from doing class quests

>>145249915
That guy is a cock, but man am i glad I stay away from anyone willing to bang for money.

Why do more people play mnk or nin over drg?

>>145250815
why do people play drg or nin over mnk

>>145250815

I dunno man I think there's more dragoons than ninjas overall population wise.

>>145250729
>tfw banging for money is one of my fetishes
>want to roleplay as someone that hates selling her body and her dignity because she have no other means to make a living
>maybe some vanilla afterwards when a customer takes interest/pity on her
>or just going back to her run down inn room, cleaning her filthy body up and crying herself to sleep only to wake up to another evening of whoring herself out

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>uninstalled the game around the time A4S was first completed
>reinstalled today; hotbar presets all gone
>shit gear

>>145251049
Doing it ICly is one thing, but actually exchanging real gil is disgusting. You literally are a real whore by doing that.

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Does this rose look good.

>>145251049
It's okay anon, I did it before it was cool. 2-500k a customer Then the stupid whore's guild came in and flushed the prices and quality down the shitter.

>>145251172
lizards all look the same pretty much

>>145251201
>2
Why not 1?