Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

10 months away and this place is still shit

What the fuck?

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God Save the Queen

>>145228652
What were you expecting to be different, anon?
If you were expecting dramatic changes check out where Polaris code's been going

>>145228652
I don't know what you were expecting to happen, this place has been shit for years

>>145228652
Nuh uh I got unbanned so its good

haha time for ban requests

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>>145229132
I don't fucking care angelite, go attentionwhore elsewhere

>>145229132
>Last online: 1y, 5mo, 4w ago

a shame.

What's the best way to load up the hypospray if I want to use it for healing
I was thinking just fill the whole thing with dex plus but i'm not really sure

>>145229582
It depends. I'd say DD, tricord or dex+ are ideal
antitox is a decent idea as well

>>145229679
All three are the best but DD OR Tri PLUS dex+ is acceptable any day. Just add 5u of dex+ and it'll get used in small amounts, perfect for what you need out of the emergency medical hypospray.

>>145229582
Doesn't work out very well really
Most of the time you want to just give them pills or throw them in cryo
There's almost no middle ground

>>145229847
>>145229582
Anti tox is really important for general healing. Make a good mixture of dd tri dex plus and antitox, and keep a spare bluespace beaker of the mixture with you

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POST POMFS

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>mesons stil broken

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>>145230157

>>145229582
>most potent non-lethal weapon in game
>LET'S LOAD HEALING STUFF INTO IT
Okay dude I get it.
But come on.

>>145230157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8VDbFUjHmI

DEFFICIENCY

>>145230337
(you)

>>145230093
I agree but I treat the hypospray as my panic button so I only put general healing and dex in it

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>>145230337
Hi Yred!

Morena add me on steam let's ERP babe

>>145230510
Really it's best to get in the habit of like, carrying tonnes of pill bottles around, maybe 2:2:1 of tri dd and dex is a good PANIC STABILISER but it should be just so they survive the waiting times for pill spam

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>>145230157

>>145230576
Morena please I really like you.

>>145230814
That's a lie nobody likes me
ok my id is id/u-u-u-u send me pictures of your asshole

>>145230526
Hypo is also pretty good for thralling 10 people, yeah.

>Intigracy is now complete admin, rank "Sir Vix"
>doobiedoo23, from hippie, trialmin

Great. Just great. Bring Goofball and NikNakFlak as full admins too.

>>145230157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6S-hHNn1Ns

>>145231487
Whats wrong with niknak?

Whats wrong with doobie?

>>145231487
>>145231721
Bringing niknak or goof as an admin here is an easy way to get me to quit as admin j/s.

>>145230157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkL0C5toAXY

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>>145231790
okay

>>145231487
What's wrong with inty?

>>145232049
he's mine fuck off

>>145232181
no fuck you and your cervix

>>145232403
That's the idea.

>Big Caw strikes Dunsel Hordon in the right foot with the rotisserie telescopic baton!
>rotisserie telescopic baton

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>accidentally walk outside without internals on
>spend a lot of time in medbay because lungs and blood loss as well as being hungry

>Intigracy is a Sir Vix

Nice.

What was the bug-person? Game wouldn't even let me examine it.

>>145233127
>examine it
>game freezes

Kharmaani was cool. I don't know what he was, but he was cool.

>>145233242
It's another fucking Baystation race

>>145233191
I examined it earlier, but the examine text never even showed up.

>>145233242
furfag

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This is a pretty nice glitch

>>145233468
why the fuck do you play in comic sans

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>>145233537
Welcome to Stalingrad 2542

Complete with mechanized fuhrers.

I feel like Guardians of the Galaxy really overdid it with the epic cinegraphic music. Still a great movie though.

>>145233879
ok

>>145233940
I think the whole movie's overdone
Vin Diesel deserves that next Riddick movie he's saving up to fund damnit why hasn't that happened yet.

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>>145228582
Is Probe around?

>>145233879
Nice.

>>145234139
There are a LOT of scenes which were completely unessacary and don't add anything and are just to show off, yeah. I really want another Riddick movie, I love them so much.

>>145234256
Hi

>>145234256
Hi I'm here.

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>>145233537

Because i like my /g/ memes, Anon

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>>145234593
Are you still looking for admins?

I'm bored out of my mind and I only have like one class every week for some some stupid non-major crap

>>145234898
Make an application.

>>145228582

>We're actually forced to have the /gsg/ warning now

Just

>We don't have an official discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not discord group, promising friendship or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting on the server. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

Oh, sorry everyone. I thought I was in /ss13/, looks like this is /gsg/

>>145228582
>We don't have an official discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not discord group, promising friendship or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting on the server. They are known for false-flagging.
>Report and ignore it.
>Nuklearcellphoneg literally made the Discord
>it's not official

wew.

New pomf facts right before Sunday

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=2590

Chiron Beta Prime game mode when? We have enough time to code it before Christmas

>Banished to asteroid station
>That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
>Work in a mine for our robot overlords-- did I say overlords? I mean protectors.
>On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes - they carry weapons and know if you've been bad or good (not everyone is good but everyone tries)
>The rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow (it's like a winter wonderland)
>Really hope for visitors
>Literally begging for visitors
>And come quick before [message redacted]
>Robots bake us a pie from soylent green

>>145234898
No, we're not looking for any more admins unless you're australian or a kiwi.

Fuck off.

Same connection problem from earlier.

"Connecting..." then "Connection failed" or "Dream seeker may be experience problem".

>>145236092
Wow rude other me

https://discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh1BV9dU

Discord link for anyone who wants it

the op is retarded

>>145236106
Update BYOND you fucking retard learn to read

>>145236106
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2311
posthere

>>145236106
Are you on the newest Beta version of Byond?
Are you banned?
Would the panic bunker be bouncing you for some reason?

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>>145236092
Do you really want faggots like Carshalash being admin

ban page won't load either

probe broke the serb again

>>145236227
>>145236252
I was actually playing right now, then everything stopped and the usual "You may be experiencing..." message appeared and now it won't even connect.

>>145236207
Fuck you and fuck the discord
It's a shitposting metabuddy circlejerk

>>145236047
When you code it

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>>145236354
I can't load the banpage, so the server might be down. Give it a minute or so.

>>145236441
It's not a circlejerk, we've evolved to one of these

>>145236273
TLH has cute art but inane writing

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>>145236283
werks on my machine

>>145236441
>metabuddy circlejerk
>literally anyone can join at any time

Autism please go.

>>145236790
Anyone can join but only the actual buttbuddies stay

>>145236283
>>145236354
Are you guys Canadian by any chance?

>>145236958
Western Canada

bring back funmin position imo

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For the 20th time, the default Deff SME is designed to fail

You need to link the exhaust to the cold loop BEFORE it hits the gas filter, not after, otherwise the oxygen filter will fill up and shut down when it hits 4500 kpa

>>145237059
I've considered that but I think Senaat removed them for good reason and it's more nukes side to decide.

>>145237105
Do you think we should casualize it and just set it up properly for players? I made a discussion issue about replacing it but people said they wanted it to stay.

>>145237020
That makes at least two of the people that had issues connecting come from the same region.

>>145237254
We'll always be here.

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>>145237254
Is this loss?

>>145237224
>let's configure it so that all you have to do is turn on the emitter

that's going too far

Shit DUNY added 2 fucking manifolds specifically so all you have to do is lay 3 pipes down and you're set

It is already easier to set up than any other stations SME

Anyone want to bend me over and spank me, I'm a bad boy.

>>145236896
how fucking antisocial can you be? Just talk to people. I'm a fucking literallywho and I don't get ignored or anything.

>>145237224
>>145237059
There was literally only ever one funmin

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SERB DED SERB DED

>>145237224
Having a position that's just pressing buttons without doing any of the actual work to earn it is bullshit and I'm never going to bring it back.

>>145236896
Arthur fucking hates me but I still stay and talk to him when its only us there.

>>145237606
I know skowron and elim were both funmins.

>>145237020
Same problem with me.
Central Canada.

>>145237694
Seems to be running just fine. I think leaf posters are having issues.

>>145237729
bully on you. funmins have a role and it is to engage and entertain players. whether it's worth it to get people in there and if there's any downsides I do not know. I just know we don't have them now and I'd rather play Morrowind than think about it.

>>145237806
Skowron was a funmin?
I guess that rings a bell
He became a fullmin pretty quickly though, right?
Elim never did because he didn't want to
speaking of which, where has he been?

>>145237931
>>145237320
Shaw Communications?

>>145237954
admins are too buttonhappy tee bee echh

every round I'm on there's someone doing some bullshit to the round, whether it's rod spam or meteor spam or spawning shit

I'm gonna start deadminning niggas

>>145238085
From what I have heard Senaat forced ban on everyone except elim who wouldn't take it.

>>145238247
I'm usually mashing my share of buttons t b h but I do get annoyed at the immovable rod stuff like clockwork at 13:30 and wish they'd cool it. But I don't say it and don't think its a big problem.

>admins that rod the same place after you fix it

deadmin they

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>>145238425
>mfw immovable rod almost hits you and 3 other people
>1 tile away from being instagibbed

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>>145238326
then why does he have +BAN

>>145238628
Nuke flat out gave it to him a while back.

>>145237224
the people in the github thread haven't a clue how to balance and are voting for it to stay because they're totes robust and it's easy for them so it must be ez for everyone else
I'd help if I could design a working setup, I don't understand how other server setups work

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>>145238628
That was not the picture I meant to post

Regular Probe1 is a cuck

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>>145231487
>DOOBIEDOO
UNDERAGE ADMINS? OH FUCKING BOY
SIGN ME THE F U C K U P FAMALAM

>>145238805
I figured but that game looks LEGIT

>>145238779
Yeah that's the kind of "skill blindness" that made it so challenging for me to improve it. I don't know how to balance it to make it easy for new players to figure out but not a total joke for old players.

I can put it together in my sleep.
New players can't put it together at all.

I really wish we didn't have it as the default engine but it is what it is.

>>145238919
Is he really underage?

>>145239042
TIS-100 is fucking great man

>doctormad posts on the forum
always has me gigglin

>>145238829
cluckboi
>>145238919

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>>145239139
He applied for admin on that shitty ss13world server and admitted to being 17
He also has adminning experience on GARRYS MOD

THIS IS THE FATE Y O U CHOOSE

>>145237105
>filtering oxygen
Set filters to plasma and remove the second. Replace the vent siphon with a siphoning scrubber and 4 scrubbing scrubbers, Put 2 oxy, 1 nitrogen. Use the H/E stubs to cool 2.5 tanks of plasma. 3MW in <15 min

>>145238425
This. It was supposed to be only at the 3 hour mark. Then badmins pushed it to 2.5. Then 2. Now it's whoah 90 minutes time to mash buttons

>>145239150
neat same dev as space chem

>>145239247
you know we're a space station 13 server on 4chan right

>>145239042
how about you design a setup similar to other servers with pipes set up, the engineers can then do stuff like pump gas into the cold loops and shit
I propose that to give engineers something to do we have them set up the energy collection part of the engine, that being the radiation collectors or the TEG if you want to use what bay's using

>>145239414
Get the fuck off my website underage faggot, schools out but you're not a big boy.

>>145239447
The only thing the deff needs is for the filters to be set to filter plasma and nothing or just nothing.

>>145239517
ok :(

>>145239447
That's what people say is too casual and I have a hard time getting feedback on this.

>>145239260
removing the filter is more work than setting it to filter nitrogen

besides if you filter nitrogen you've got a pure oxygen cooling system

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>they bring me a chem dispenser on my antag round

>sawbones is CMO
>jerry spinefield walks around as an assistant
>jerry plays like sawbones
>sawbones doesn't seem like himself
It was confusing.

Thanks for patching those holes and getting O2 canisters for the humans, Jerry.

>>145239647
how do you expect a new player to know how to set up a layer converter and turn the vent off so that they can replace the vent with scrubbers when even I don't know how to use the automation consoles or whatever is stopping them from showing up on the air alarm
>>145239789
why not just make the sme babby tier and only have a teg or something in the room so it doesn't generate ludicrous power, and a bunch of secondary engines around it that require a lot more work but not "here's all the bits you need for a singularity locked in a small room good luck"
shit now that I think about it I have an idea, instead of making the engineers set up power their department is an unbuilt piece of shit that they need to fix up
think like the bay engineering break/shower rooms, give them materials and let them make something comfy

Jesus, those Mecha Hitlers are robust. 250 health and rapid-firing bullets make for a vicious combination.

>Alright Tifora, here's what happened on my end.
>I was simultaneously dealing with 2-3 issues at a time including the one with you. Alone and under pressure. I was feeling a tad stressed and I guess I felt you were too, I had intended your beach vacation to be a time to gather yours (and my) wits but it turned into more of a punishment for you and backfired.
>I completely apologize for the lapse in judgement, I had not intended to have it happen this way and had not seen the whole story.
>Probe and nuke have dealt with me.
>Sorry for the inconvenience.

Even though this musta been really frustrating for everyone at the time, reading this right now is really funny.

>I just tried to give you a nice relaxing vacation on the beach, and now you want to deadmin me! ;_;

[21:38:57]ADMIN: Jjenjr/(Old Man Snoop) used secret immovable

Goddamnit it's always fucking Jjenjr, stop fucking rodding you piece of shit.

What an embarrassing round on my end

>Ask for help with how to do Engineering
>Be ignored
>Guess Ill just try to wire the solars
>Guess how well that went
>Engineer sees it
>KNOT CITY
>Try to help him fix my mess by cutting the knotted wires
>Didnt bring my gloves
>Electrocuted
>He walks towards me with a Speech bubble
>Quit out of Byond Immediately

Atleast I got healed up and fixed a wall. Not so bad for my first engineer round, right?

>on the escape shuttle
>get captain to unlock Assault Rifle case
>destroy the last Mecha Hitler
>get stunned by a lawbot, thrown in the brig and bleed out
T-thanks.

>>145240684
Sawbones is hurt about how admins just shut the thread instead of feedback.

>>145240813
He's a literal nigger.

>>145240489
Eh, a decent amount of nitrogen keeps it well within the range of the freezers. They can put in space cooling and pure oxygen if they want to power autism once they got the feel.

>>145240692
Vent siphon works, I just hate it.

>>145240692
Brainless busywork is shit. Solars died out for good reason.

>>145240684
i was busy trying to understand the mystery of Double Surgery, and why the fuck bone fractures in the head wouldn't get fixed.

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>>145240863
here's his feedback
there's literal proof of him metagaming and dealing with him is so unpleasant none of the admins wanted to step in when it was relevant
the only reason he's not permabanned right now is nuke being retarded and possibly not reading the evidence

>>145240953
You also have to hemostat to fish out bone chips.

>>145240818
Actually yeah. My first time I flooded engineering with plasma then lit it on fire by accidentally breaking a light above the table I was grabbing something at.

Remember to read the wiki and if you need practice deconstructing/building you can wreck the vacant office in arrivals.

>>145240918
what about something like them needing to install an apc?

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WHAT IF NOT WEARING A BACKPACK MADE YOU GO FASTER

>>145240863
He's a proven metagamer, a powergaming shitter, and there's no fucking way he'd ever make an even halfway-decent administrator
He should honestly be permabanned right now, he's the worst player we have

>>145240695
That was but a sample of what's to come. The ones in the PR have 1000 health, and have much higher melee damage (same ranged damage however).

A single Mecha Hitler can handle an Alien Empress, so I'm pretty sure it's among our strongest NPC mobs, not counting hackCP

>>145241169
How did he Metagame or Powergame?

>>145241115
Decon. then build it elsewhere in the room. That's how I had learned to do it. Good malf practice

>>145241161
No way, axe niggers are bad enough as is.

>>145241169
Aurx, senaat, fiskap, ragnasal, nuke, jed, jjenjr, mustard, chocolatemoose.

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>>145241250

>>145241259
alright then how about an SME with a busted apc that they need to fix

>>145241259
>he can't deal with one person that is gimping himself by sacrificing his whole back slot for A MELEE WEAPON THAT HAS NO GUARANTEED STUNS
Holy fuck nigger an assistant with a stunprod is literally worse than an axe nigger, turn your badge in

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Cult of Pomf Getaway Mission: Yes or No?

>>145241432
>getaway mission
It's Gateway

>>145241414
Half of the point of the fireaxe is slip decapitations in maint/by lockers and if you target chest for the increased knockdown rate or an extremity for maiming and fatal bleedouts then it doesn't matter

>>145241396
Sure. Quick fix anyway

>>145241460
same difference in the end

it's what it's used for by scientists, assistants, and cargotechs

>>145242449
>tfw you're one of the luddites left behind
>tfw you're a superman running power, shooting carp, and doing surgeries all alone
It's maximum spooked/comf

>all these new admins that are the underage riffraff from other servers
Really regretting not filling out an admin application right now.

is the station just constantly going to be out of power now?

I'm going to shoot Sawbones in the head every round he acts like a shitter
No warnings
Sick of his cuntery

>>145244710
literally open a ban request with the attached metagaming proof

>>145244779
Admins looked at the logs and the testimony of everyone and agreed there was no metagaming son.

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>Your species cannot wear the aviator uniform.

>>145244882
explain how it was not metagaming

>>145245020
Because no one used knowledge from outside the game to gain an advantage.

>>145245020
Well for starters pretty much everything you highlighted straight up had me saying that our conversations of IC topics were all handled in game and we kept the memes in the discord apart from me asking if its possible for a head to disappear. Please read the things you post before trying to make a point.

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>>145244882
>>145244779
I'm not concerned with metagaming although that is a fag move on his part, which is unsurprising, it's just that every round in which I see him he is up to some shit, smashing windows for no reason, bursting out of closets to try and mug security, crying when he gets brigged, random ahelps and prayers that are garbage.

He's just a pussy ass faggot and I'll kill him when I see him doing something wrong rather than my usual moderate approach to punitive action.

>>145245323
You sound like a tough guy! Making idle threats against players in thread is a cool thing to do.

>>145245323
say that to my welderbomb and not in the thread and see what happens

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>>145245323
>Kill someone for breaking a window

I don't uh, think that he is the one that will get punished for that.

>>145245323
i'm sure we could be friends, lets hang out sometime buddy and chillax.

>>145245085
>>145245278
>buh I didn't even use the metacomms info THAT MUCH so it's almost like it's not metacommunication!
>we even talked IC except when we didn't!
there's sawbones LITERALLY saying "let's metacommunicate via discord while we hang around and wait for the shuttle to come"
and you literally admitting "oh shit I didn't know being in a voice chat call was against the rules"
you've backed up into a corner so hard the only thing you have left is revisionism on your OWN retelling of the events
you admitted to massive metacommunication and at least a minimum of metagaming, how much did you not admit to?

>>145245778
Why are you so obsessed with Sawbones?

>>145245870
>i'm going to reply to you
>but if you reply back then you're just obsessed lol!
ebin

>>145245870
Who WOULDN'T be obsessed with Sawbones?
He's a hunk!

>>145245961
No it's a serious question, why are you putting so much effort into it?

>>145245778
I've seen abbos with better reading comprehension than you.

>>145246038
>this much effort into it
read that post once during the whole discord drama where the whole thread was furiously shitposting about it
thought it was weird nobody picked up on it
didn't touch the topic for months
now i spent 5 minutes of searching in the forums and posted it here exactly 2 times

yes you're right this is a disproportionate amount of effort and the work of a mentally unstable person, clearly, everyone is just out to get you

>>145246183
Glad you could admit you fucked up.

>>145246297
likewise my man, there was no proof of your metagaming except your own admission

>>145246349
You know it was me the zachboy genius that posted that log and not sawbones right? God damn son, get reading lessons.

>>145246428
reading is for women and fags
and we all know there aren't any women in spess

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>>145246428
when the fuck did I say that was not the case?
you might be the one that needs reading lessons if you think I implied otherwise

>>145246428
>>145246554
jesus fuck I think I know what your train of thought was, you read "your metacommunication" and your brain somehow lit up and thought "he's saying that only I metacommunicated!"
the definition itself of communication is that it takes place between multiple people you dumbfuck

When you're sec and this pops up on the playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx-nNeJ3vL4

sigh.
I have everything set for ban evading, just need an ip change, but my isp is dicking me

>>145247912
cucked?

>there's an x ray camera in defficiency dorms

FUCK YOU DUNY

>>145248113
not sure, I supposively have a dynamic IP, despite not having one soooooo.

>>145248113
>I have been memed so hard that I am incapable of thinking of anything but memes

>>145248931
ok?

either way I figured out the lease time so the only way to know whether or not it'll work is to wait until the expiration and do the magic

IT'S REV

is there any way to lower the fucking volume on the admin spammed music?

i know you can lower the juke music but im tired of putting my byond at fucking 2% volume every time an admin wants to upload something

>Admins ruin post round griff once again

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>tfw finding the polar fucking star
are there more weapons from other video games on asteroids?

>>145251319
You can upgrade it to the spur

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Critique please.
First time I've tried an atmos TEG.

>>145251384
Yeah you won't get much more than ~2 MW with that. I saw it spike to ~30 MW a few times. Overall 7/10 setup.

>vamp
>scream blah on the radio
>run to sec when the HoS arrives and tell them I want to kiss her
>warden comes with an empty shotgun to drive me away but I steal it and he's ok with it
>use it to start my murders
sweet

me and a friend had the idea of using the wasted heat generated by the crystal for use in the TEG, has anyone tried this yet?

been a while since I've cooked that hard

Ded serb

>>145251502
Not nearly hot enough

>>145251502
That basic idea is how you can combine the RUST and the TEG.

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>>145251519
I think I implied the wrong thing let's try again

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>>145251519
>a timeless classic
I always enjoy giving my chef the ingredients they need so they can do stuff like this.

I haven't been banned in a 1 year or more. I wonder when my next ban will come. My last was a week

>As a borg you are law 2 ordered to do something and not follow any other commands until it is done

What do

>>145251915
>I haven't been banned in a 1 year or more.
>My last was a week
?????

>>145252051
pretend you didn't hear them like every other shitbot on /vg/

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>>145252054

>>145252051
Well, orders are different than directives. "Do x for the entire shift" is a directive, which can only be applied as a law. "Do x for me right now" is an order, which you do according to your laws.

>>145252558
What about

>Go get this person out of somewhere and dont listen to any orders until you do

>>145252051
Do the thing, but don't ignore any other orders until it's done and also take the time to tell the person who ordered you to do that that they are an idiot.

>>145252558
>directives
I've only ever seen this shit from that pissy cunt icant.

>>145252657
Well, if you order a borg to not listen to orders, it does so until someone tells the borg to listen to orders again. So in this situation, I would take the person out of whatever place, and then once that's complete return listening to orders. Or, if they prove difficult to move from whatever place, keep trying until someone tells me to listen to orders again.

There's a lot of fuckery with silicons and everyone plays it differently, but that's just my interpretation/how I would do it.


>>145253292
Well, I'm not him

>faggots rules lawyer their way out of bans
>faggots rules lawyer their way out of following silicon laws
>yet nobody holds a trial, and lawyer is just greytide with a briefcase
Something is horribly wrong with this picture.

>>145253875
What picture?

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>>145253910
this one

>>145254323
Oh it's a badmin round

>>145254910
when isn't it a badmin round?

Sawbones? More like Cuckbones lol

>>145254323
>great mother MoMMI
yes please

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>>145256398
it's been long since the great wiggle-bot last appeared to cleanse the station of filth
but he watches

>>145244187
You still can put in that application despite this being a silly, inaccurate post.

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immovable rods are not immovable.
you can tell it because when there are multiple rods they cross their paths.

>>145257570
i got an immovable rod in ur mom lol

>>145257570
>immovable rod
>it moves to the station

>>145257570
An unstoppable force is essentially the same as an immovable object, from the object's frame of reference.

*buzz

>>145257695
maybe the rod is not moving but the station is

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>CMO made a Vox/Human hybrid
>Recorded almost 100% of the shenanigans

>>145257570
>he doesn't know about relative movement
>he doesn't know that the rod always has the high ground

>>145257695
Ostensibly, the rod is fixed in place and the station moves into it.
Space stations move, you know.

>>145257787

holy shit

>>145257787
BIRDTITS

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>a round where you literally make people kill themselves just because what you're doing is so boring

protip you can catch rods and throw them at people

Say it with me now: SHIT GIMMICK!

>>145257858
He left me in a sleeper and i forgot so i killed myself.

>>145257858
This is the third time you're whining about that, Kolith.

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>>145257836
She later spaced herself ;_;

We couldn't save her

Golfer45, kill yourself.

>>145257787
>be sleep deprived sec
>get called over to your faggotry several times
>once I see it though, I just can't make myself intervene
>can barely comprehend the way in which you are interacting with each other
9/10 would be revolted again

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>>145257858

>wah i dont want to be forced into doing something i dont want to do in a role playing game so im just gunna kms

honestly, you people are the worse offenders

>No matter how lowpop the station gets there's always a fucking clown

>>145258385
this time it was a vox who got turned into a hybrid

>>145257958
Dude, upload this terrible encounter.

>>145258461
Im uploading them to MEGA as I typically do. However I need to check if there's any personal info that shows up. As I am recording my entire desktop. The first part is mostly unrelated, only at the end does it show the surgery so maybe best to start at part 2. Let me fast forward through them quick

>tfw no vox daughterfu to watch movies with

>>145258542
Ok I Just scanned through them. Ill post a folder link to parts 2-5. Part 1 has like 11 minutes of unrelated stuff. Just before part 2 he just finished surgery. Give it like 10 minutes? Upload should be done then


It's 720p 30FPS, high bitrate. Audio may be low

>>145258986
You legend, cheers man.

>>145257930
it ain't me

How good is /ss13g/ at fighting games?

>>145259141
Fighting games are shit

>>145259173
So you played training mode for 20 minutes, went online, and got mad that you got stomped?

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>>145258986
>>145257958
>>145257787

Ok

https://mega.nz/#F!Ak4niCCY!FUAcPGXYeec5FkY_hnDdyQ

>>145259492
Oh and just for awareness, unsure if my laws showed up. We were subverted and only Maple Leg Mike was human

>>145259865
That just makes it even more amazing.

>>145260009
I wasn't about to be a shit and fuck with this entire thing. However CMO later did get killed (Not by me) . Shortly after his daughter spaced herself.

>>145233052
Strangely enough, if you go to robotics to get a lung upgrade, said new lung upgrade won't pop in low pressure.

Go get yourself some future, man

>>145251319
The xenoarch guns have randomized sprites from other games, like I know there's a plasma rifle from Halo in the mix

>>145257787
>>145259492
>tfw no qt transvox gf

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Explain this

SUE BOWCHIEF UNBANNED
SUE BOWCHIEF IN THE DISCORD

>>145262291
metaclub go

>>145262291
Did the silly Spaniard finally get tired of being circlejerked on Hippie?

>>145262291
But WHERE is BEE?!

>>145263478
Nothing good ever lasts, and you never made her yours.
Snooze and you lose

>tfw no foreman job
>tfw people won't take night shifts when you're not around
>tfw people won't skip work during nightshifts and head for open grounds

>tfw want to play
>tfw dont want to shit up rounds with my inexperience
>tfw cant find good youtube tutorials
>tfw no one to teach me how to play

>>145264357
LITERALLY

JUST

PLAY
L
A
Y

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU

>>145264357
dude we got people that singuloose at 5 minute mark, you will be fine

>>145264357
Nobody cares

>>145264405
>first round
>immediately banned
s-sure

>>145264357
Just play assistant as ask somebody to teach you their job.

80% of people would say yes.

>>145264532
go on a pubbo server and learn how to play there, then

>>145264532
You took the "Admins are always watching and ready to ban you for the smallest thing" meme too seriously.

FYI: Most of them have the game open but are playing another game or jacking off. Play now, low pop as an assistant is great to learn

>>145264532
New players get a lot of leeway, there's no way you fuck up and make a mistake worth a permaban.

Somebody suicide bombed and logged off and got a dayban. You'll be fine.

>>145264532
Dude, I was new and flooded plasma and got a week ban. Not perma which I expected. Though I think it was a week because an engineer willingly gave me the canister and told me what to do. I thought a puddle of fuel would come out

>>145264543
i wouldn't because every assistant that asks me to tutorial them is always a just god damned ling wanting to succ me

>>145264532
Former admin here.

The only job we ban for incompetence is Engineering, and that's only if someone singulooses or they take a hard suit and not set up power.

Incompetence otherwise is the norm around here, you'll fit right in until you gitgud.

>>145264943
To be fair the "I'm new please teach me" is a great way to do ling for ez succs.

can you spectate rounds?

>>145265083
"hi please type in the text box"
works every time

>>145265219
Yes but ick ock still counts

serb dead?

>the map is bus-station
Only went away for 3 weeks and what is this

>>145265463
gimmicks

>>145265463
Taxi with a new name

>>145263478
give it up jafar

it's time to let it go

>>145265463
Shit map that everyone hates

Well I'm going to sleep. Hope you enjoyed the Frankenvox

>24h job ban
If I dont appeal I will just have that fucking note forever, right?
Even when forums tell me not to appeal for 24h?

what class should I play for my first round?

>>145265778
Warrior is fun, Mage is a good starting class. Never go Ranger though, that's meme shit.

New players in Space Station 13 should play a job like Assistant or Cargo Tech.

TURN ON CNN.

>>145265778
Cargo tech, Chef, Bartender, Janitor

>>145265765
The notes stay

>>145265778
Your very first round: Assistant
The first few rounds after that: cargo tech, janitor, botanist

If you do die, become a MoMMI on the derelict, start building stuff and try engineer some day

>>145265778
if you want to play cargo this guide could be useful:
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6800

>>145237224
I removed them because there is literally no reason to have them over a normal admin.

Any normal admin can be a funmin, nothing's stopping them from doing events. And i don't want to be in a situation where the only admin online is a funmin and something goes wrong, having +ban can't hurt and being an admin REALLY isn't that hard.

>>145265765
>Flooded plasma on NT default, which burned parts of the station which broke windows due to temp/pressurization.

You deserve it

>>145267775
See this is the problem with the note, I did it because the captain orderd me to kill everyone.
Also if breaking windows was coverd by law 1 , there would be massive amounts of dead assistants everytime someone uploads NT def.

>>145268283
...that's exactly what is supposed to happen with NT default. You break the station and silicons get to fuck you up.

>>145265778
Cargo tech, bartender, janitor. Don't play chef because the station actually needs food

>>145265997
>mage
>good starting class
Have fun casting your useless cantrips for 4 sessions straight

why not just remove both assistant and silicons?

shitter problem solved

>>145268335
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws#NT_Default

By your definition Asimov should N2O-Flood at roundstart.

>>145268429
I never said mages were good classes, just that it's easy for beginners.

>not reaching max level and casting fuck you

>>145228582
>Immovable Rod
>immovable = doesn't move at all
Does that mean It's actually the station that's moving at high speed?

>>145268994
Yes, the station moves through the rod. The station is orbiting a gas giant

>>145268994
pretty sure the station just orbits around the nearby sun or something

>>145269375
>orbits a sun

"no"

>>145268994
>>145269365
>>145269375

>>145257570

>>145269432
who cares

>>145268994
our own planet is moving through the universe at a pretty high speed, nothing in space is stationary except the rods

Whats the point of making the fancy chef dishes if the low requirement ones do the same thing?

>>145270965
Because what else will you do with your boring job.

>>145270965
chef is an art, the more complicated are your dishes the better you are considered

>>145270965
Because lets face it, any chef worth a saltshaker does anything complex, if you just spam popcorn or whatever, you suck ass.

Plus, you got such a wide array of food to make, and you just go for the burg? Make some pizza and shit, make it fun.

>>145272956
Burgers can be interesting if you do a fast food gimmick and serve menus.

Burger, fries and cola on a tray, etcetera.

>>145272956
but muh MLG speedcook optimizations and advanced tournament level techniques for maximum nutriment at roundstart

>>145273145
>making spess McDonalds
>hiring the clown
>smashing all the food dispensers in the place
>become the highest power

>>145272956
my fun is doing my job efficiently
what foods have the best nutriment to cooking speed ratio?

>>145273480
Just do the cheese dupe and make cheese toasties and drip corn oil on it

>>145273480
Spam whippy dippy slippy trippy grippy ice cream comes
Instant, infinite nutriment

>>145244542
Yes. You faggots made it so miserable to even bother. I don't need power, I know how to cell swap in a fraction of the time. This is what you get when the antags and other players are such shitters.

>>145270965
Do whatever makes you feel good. I spent the whole round making food only out of pumpkin wheat and sugar (and eggs).

Pumpkin pie, bread, cake, cookies, on a plate, filled donut, pizza burgers.

Mostly deepfried

I used some meat for the pizza and burgers, sorry.

>>145273618
What's the point of the chef if an ice cream machine wrenched down in the bar or outside medbay can do their job?

>>145251384
Only having a bent pipe and a vol pump really limits the mol of gas you can put into the teg. Especially on the cold loop.

>>145251502
That was how they made power with it most of the time back in the day. It's mostly peanuts unless you power autism a nigrillion mol of oxygen into the chamber after telesci-ing like 25 shards into the 3x3 chamber backed up by a like 200 emitter prism/mirror relay.

>>145257858
Work on your misc sci/chem/medbay/eng knowledge. and while rare, you can try to get a fight partner for a rage cage in fitness or a custom

>tfw sec dream team is dead

>>145273618
Goof cooking machines were a mistake, except the deep fryer, that actually consumes something to add nutriment.

>>145264357
>>145264532
Nobody cares. 9 times out of 10 fucking nobody else was willing to step up. Just follow the wiki guides and ask yourself if I do thing, what will the result be so you don't flood the room with plasma. now I know it's hard for you kids these days to do something as ancient as read more than 255 letters but I believe in you.

>>145273618
Don't forget, grilling adds 10 nutriment to the cone's nutriment and sugar.

>>145273963
Nothing at all. It's an RP job anyway.
Which is why you just need to make 1-2 nice looking food then keep it full of ground ice cream cone and corn oil so no one person can ever eat the whole thing.

Is the "sec tape is good" a meme? Or is there something honestly over powered about it that I don't know about?

>>145275246
>It's an RP job anyway.
Removal of all ARE PEE jobs when?
Tired of toxic bayfags shitting up the server.

>>145276113
You too. Go to tg if you want lightning speed deathmatch and reset rounds

>>145276113
Do tell

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>want to map out Best Station
>of course I mean the worst possible placement of everything, gawd
>look at guide to mapping

Oh god it'd take fucking ages.
I want to help out somehow to the game but it's all hard.

>>145276267
But I do switch between tg and vg when I die in one server
I just wish vg would hurry the fuck up and call the shuttle more often so I can play again.

>>145261934
It's not called baymed because it was coded on an inwards shore

>>145276435
>not using chutes
It really doesn't. Just map while you're dead and you get a fuckton done. Remember to save at LEAST every 10 minutes. Set a timer, I'm dead fucking serious. 5 if you make a lot of changes or would really hate having to re-do it. Dream maker likes to crash on saving too many changes.

>>145276618
You're everything wrong with this server.

>>145277127
We are slowly becoming /tg/. People already complain about rounds longer than an hour. Soon we will have 30 min rounds every round.

>>145277127
>muh server loyalty
Go fuck yourself, I just want to robust niggers.

>>145277024
>chutes
>having to shove dead bodies into the chutes to medbay
>having to wait for the next one to hopefully see if they weren';t stolen
That's fucking dandy

>>145277265
I found a flaw in your logic.

If you just want to robust people, you wouldn't be dead, and have to switch servers, just to die again, like the unrobust scrub you are.

Just find a respawn enabled server, and fuck off.

>>145277212
It's so fucking disgusting. They bitch about how terrible it is at tg to the point that they leave. They then shit up their new "home" trying to turn it into tg until it's so shit they leave and the cycle repeats. They're fucking muslims.