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Winston edition

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Previous Thread: >>145202920
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Please remove Widowmaker from the game.
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Use this one first so the autist stops linking it:

>>145193530
>>145193530
>>145193530
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>Winston on Hollywood Attack
>Team get stuck at Point A forever
>Go Winston and cause chaos, works, yay!
>Basically every death is to McRree
>Watch Kill Cam
>He doesn't even Right-Click UNLESS he's got Flashbang off
>Literally runs around in circles throughout game, refusing to ever fire unless Flashbang is off cooldown

This isn't even an isolated fucking incident. I cannot wait until he's nerfed. I may be able to actually fucking play my aesthetically designed favourite without feeling like scum.
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>that autistic squeal that Junkrat makes sometimes when he jumps
>other times he winces and huffs like he's in pain

whats wrong with him bros?
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>Join match on losing side
>Rest of the match only takes 15 seconds
>End with a bronze for 739 damage
What was the rest of my team doing throughout the previous two rounds.
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>>145217171
>Join match on losing side
>Genji
>Pull off one ult before time runs out
>Gold medal for 4 elims
MMR pls
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>join game
>someone instantly locks in widowmaker or hanzo
>sometimes two widows/hanzos or one widow/one hanzo
>no matter the map or mode, instant pick of a sniper
>rarely switch heroes midmatch to adjust to the game
>their profiles will be widow top played hero

why

why do they do this? it's giving me flashbacks of dota where some dickwad will instant pick a carry and then either just not give a shit expect everyone else to play around it

it's giving me conniptions. how do i make them switch heroes so that we have a better chance to win and not get rolled over?
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Male Mercy is best Mercy
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How do I get gud at these characters?

>Winston
>Reinhardt
>Zenyatta
>Lucio
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Soldier 76

I feel like I'm complete shit at them.
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Can someone post that webm of a Junkrat standing still, getting shot at by a Tracer then turning around and blowing her up?
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>>145220075
>Winston
Jump on an enemy (that deals damage) and put a shield up, keep the shield between you and the person you're fighting. If they go into the shield then leave it because they cant shoot out of it but you can shoot into it.
>Reinhardy
It relies on you having a good team
>Zenyatta
Always get enemies with a disharmony orb. Always be moving and jumping to stop Widowmakers from oneshotting you.
>Lucio
How the fuck can you be bad at Lucio
>Roadhog
Aim the hook right
>Junkrat
Your traps are absolutely vital. Put them on corners where people aren't going to be looking for them.
>Soldier 76
Man come on how can you be bad at him, he's the fucking noob class
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Why do people who "main" Widowmaker think they're good when most of their kills are bodyshots while missing over half their shots?
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>mfw the Battleborn general dies with 6 posts
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>>145220075
Just play the character you're good at forever
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>>145220782
>One hundred shots, One kill
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>>145220075
>Use the free 2000HP to get close to someone
>Remind them that your dick does 75 damage per swing
>Realize that reinhardt is an assault character and not a tank

Reinhardt stronk.
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>>145220698
I guess I should have said I was serviceable with those characters. I guess I thought I was shit because I play pubs by myself, and my team isn't usually that good compared to the enemy's.
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What's Winston thinking about, /owg/?
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>random pub coordinates to stack 6 torb on anubis defense

>all their long range attempts to snipe down turrets and midgets with pharah/widow fails because the ground is littered with millions of armor 'heals' that we keep scurrying around to pick up
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>>145218179
I didn't know I wanted this but now I do
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>>145214836
exploding knees
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I feel like If i don't play my main my teams almost guaranteed to lose and lose badly
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>no huntress widowmaker porn yet
>already odette skin porn
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>playing defend on Hanamura
>instead defending the objective, the twelvers on my team run out because I NEED MUH KILLS! CAWADOODY!
>they all die
>the objective is left wide open
>the other team caps it immediately

the player base in this game is infuriating
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Sneaky dva is sneaky
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How the fuck do you deal with 4 Soldier 76 one Reinhardt one Mercy
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tell me about Roadhog

why does he wear the mask?
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>>145221793
all these league babies with their first fps
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Solid matchmaking advice.
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Everyone get your new pairing here! TracerXZarya is the zesty new ship
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>>145212974
Daily reminder

S l e e p t i g h t R e a p e r
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745115328?page=1

FORCED 50 DENIERS BTFO

>FORCED 50 DENIERS BTFO
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>>145221793
>the situational awareness of the average console player
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>>145221845
The Australian duo.
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Reminder you've been pushing Sombra every time you play Route 66.
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>>145213446
>drop shield
>stun goes "poof"
Stop reposting this you butthurt faggot.
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>>145221793
>console babbies
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>Zarya will never snuggle with you in bed
>she will never tease you for being so much weaker than her
>she will never laugh at you as you struggle to turn around in bed to become the big spoon, even though you fit better as the small spoon
>she will never sit on your face
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>>145221928
This will be so good if this gets confirmed by hard numbers.
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Xth for D.Va's cheeks.
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>>145213378
It's really pathetic that you feel you need to link your own thread...
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>>145221969
cant wait to play her
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>>145221845
Widow
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>>145221969
Reminder your pushing the Doomfist in the Numbani map
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>>145221928
this guy is fucking retarded
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>>145220830
>battleborn
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>>145221917
>just cozy, restful sleeps
>not good games and great drops
sleep tight reaper anyway but come on man
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>>145221870
>not having Soldier 76 as Smee
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>>145221793
Dat console awareness
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>>145221389
Did I get enough peanut butter?
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Why aren't you a heal slut, /owg/?
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>>145214836
Not to mention he displayed as having legit memory issues in his comic. It's definitely something way worse than simple ADD or ADHD.

And of course, we even see that in game on the character select screen where it looks like he's a having a temporary 'Nam flashback in his animation cycle.

Radiation dun fucked him up gud, I guess.
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MERCY

IS

NOT

A

SLUT
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>mfw 2 tank 2 support team
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>Defend on Gibralta
>Enemy has a Widowmaker, a monkey, and a Tracer
>that's literally all they need
>our team couldn't kill the fucking monkey in time before the Widowmaker capped a couple of us with her 50% bodyshots thanks to tracer buzzing around and monkey's tesla taking our health at once
>mercy pockets widow maker so can't even take potshots at her
I really hate this team composition, if I see a Widowmaker and Winston in the same team you know they're gonna fucking destroy the others.
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>>145222091
sleep tight reaper
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>>145222091
Shit, son, I gotta update.

Sleep tight, reaper.
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>>145222123
>heal slut
>not speed racer messing up snipers and occasionally throwing a heal to their pathetic team so they don't bitch about dying
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>>145222123
God damn this is pathetic. Why can't you faggots just stick to mmo generals?
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>>145222123
Because I was raised by loving, supportive parents and made good life decisions

>>145222158
Then why does she fuck all those dudes [spoilers] and girls
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>>145222164
>See someone pick reinhardt
>Pick winston to offtank
>He switched to hanzo

what the fuuuuuckkkkk
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>>145222157
>tfw when he denies having treasure it's him having genuinely forgotten what it is and he keeps trying to remember in his character select intro

Deepest lore.
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>post your Hero Gallery
>anon guesses your top 3 most played heroes and writes a sentence about what kind of person you are
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Forced 50% is a meme, right?
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>>145220075
>Reinhardt
Advance with your team shielding them. Smack/pin people when opportunity arises and nobody needs shielding. DON'T FORGET YOUR FIRE STRIKE; HOLY SHIT IT HURTS AND GOES THROUGH REINHARD SHIELD AND MOST PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO USE IT
>Lucio
You serious? Try to be a hard to hit target, have the appropriate song up and shoot niggas. Goe for tasty environmental kills if you are on a fitting map.
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>mei is fat

what did he mean by this
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>>145222123
Cause I gotta stop playin' games

WOAH-OH-OOH-OOH
https://youtu.be/VTlq_ZUitVM
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>>145221917
Sleep tight Reaper, grant me shiny gold rewards from my gachapon boxes please.
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>>145222123
Why aren't you a MLG Pro, /owg/?
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>>145221950
>>145222010
>play Overwatch on PC
>2.6 KDR
>play Halo 5 on Xbone
>pic related is my KDR
You were saying?
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>>145222123
I unfortunately am ;_;
and I have no friends to play with
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>It's a koth map
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>>145221969
Its actually an EMP
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>>145222123
but i am!
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>tfw you're excited to try out a new hero but you still want to win and your team rushed ahead of the payload
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>>145222449
>C O N S O L E
>B A B B I E S
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>>145222471
>It's Ilios
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>>145222123
Sadly, in 60% of games I am the designated heal slut for pubbie matches full of COD and CSGO babbies.
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>>145222346

Tracer, Widowmaker and McSkill

literally cancer.
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>>145222520

>tfw you have to choose between winning or picking selfishly to try and have fun
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Are the widowmakers worse on console? I was on a team on pc today that was shut down by 2 widowsand a monkey and it was awful.
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>>145222554
This """""""""""""console babby""""""""""""" is better than most PCucks.
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>people are realizing Zarya is good now

It's 76 all over again
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I wanna fuck Daredevil 76.
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>>145222684
Uh huh. 2.6 KDA is sure impressive son.
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>>145222582
my nigga

>also when it's lijiang tower
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>>145222449

>muh KDR
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>>145222123
Because it's boring, the only gratification from playing Mercy is the knowledge that you have to play bad intentionally in order to fuck it up.

And despite that people still suck shit at playing her.
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>>145222684
>actually being this deluded

C O N S O L E
B A B B I E S
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>>145222164
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>>145222695
I've been running into more and more good Zaryas lately. She's beyond good. She starts out weak but her potential is through the fucking roof. Having the best ult in the game doesn't hurt either.

Would honestly not be surprised if shitters whined and she got nerfed.
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>>145222123
Because I was already the healslut back in tf2, I want to be Mei and make ice salt.
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>>145222520
>team stays just out of range of the payload the entire match

They deserved to lose.
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>>145222779
Better than all but 1 in the top 10 on PC
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>>145222684
>>>/v/
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>>145221969
Pushing what, exactly? One of her missions?

I doubt that's actually her in the payload; maybe something belonging to her and her organization. Or even better, a prototype droid belonging to the US military, considering the scene of the crime and what the cargo came in. Kind of makes me wonder why Deadlock wants it, though.

Also reminder that every time you are pushing the payload in King's Row, it's an EMP bomb that's going to wipe out all of these refugee omnics underground who were trying to escape the anti-omnic terrorists and rebels up above.
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This game is such a trash when it comes to multiplayer FPS. Yet i still come back to play it.

I bet it's some kind of a jew magic by Activision.
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>>145222781
>>145222582
>tfw lucio can't grind
;-;
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>>145222684
You don't understand anon, having aim-assist and shitty controls has a very equalizing effect on consoles.
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>>145222520
>play Lucio
>be the only one bothering with the payload

Sure, I didn't want to have fun skating around anyway...
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>>145222857
Yes, anon. Totally.
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H-How is this for a start?
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>>145221969
So when she's actually playable, will she be pushing herself?
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chubby Mei is cute

CUTE

>>145220830
Good. Fuck Gearbox. Borderlands 2 was full of memes and Presequel was outright awful.
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>>145222961
How the hell do you get a 94% win rate
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>tfw you are the widowmaker that shuts down the other team
>tfw they bitch about you at the end of the game after bringing 2 counter widows and a monkey and it still didn't stop you
It's flattering, but at the same time I'm aware of how cancerous I was.
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>>145222319
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if it turns out he forgot where he hid the treasure in the first place.
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what """arguments""" do people have again for Widow being balanced?
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>>145222961
I'm looking at score
>>145222923
Regardless, both games present an equal playing field. The fact that Halo 5 players are twice as good as PC Overwatch players should speak volumes.
>>145222826
pic related
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>>145221793
>that console aim and awareness

L M A O
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>>145223032
Don't worry anon, Widowmaker will get a bandaid nerf soon. Then people will deny she's broken for 6 months before she's nerfed again.
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>>145222985
Don't worry about stats when you first start out
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>tfw i'll never get the Garrosh player icon

Garrosh did nothing wrong
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>>145222874
you push the Doomfist on Numbani, so it wouldn't be too far off a stretch that you are pushing Sombra in Route 66
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>>145223082
According to the battlenet overwatch board, she's the only thing keeping tracers and genjis at bay
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>>145222350
Depends on what you mean by that.

Assuming a matchmaking system knows or is extremely close to knowing your exact skill level, as you continue to play games your win rate will become closer and closer to 50%.

Most of the folks whining about "forced 50%" overrate their skill level and/or underrate the skill level of their teammates.
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>>145222996
>tfw we get Dooomfist and he still ends up pushing his own gauntlet in the Numbani map after his release.
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Snow Plum grants Mei the fattest ass
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GUYS
THE GUY UPLOADED A VIDEO
DAMAGE HANDICAPS ARE LEGIT

WHAT THE FUCK????
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>>145223032
im married to Saber
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>>145223096
>The fact that Halo 5 players are twice as good as PC Overwatch players should speak volumes.

Whoa there friend, what "fact" might you be referring to? Can't just base your whole argument around a made up thing.
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>>145222781
Can't stop the beat.

Also, goddamn, Nepal is fun.
Let's just say all koth maps, win or lose.
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>Stop the Payload
>payload is inches away from destination
>OVERTIME
>me: Don't worry, we can hold them off!
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!!!
>start panicking
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Reminder that listening to Linkin Park while playing Reaper improves performance.
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>>145223165
>implying that isnt mcREE who's doing that
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>>145223190
link?
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>>145223029
Leave before you lose.
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>>145223195
My KDR should be some sort of evidence, especially considering both games aren't TDM based and revolve around objectives, and that I have thousands of fights in both
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>>145223190
Link that shit dude I don't have time to be looking around
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>>145223082
All of three or so characters that aren't her being able to kill her in a vacuum where her team does nothing at all makes 150 damage 1 second charge bodyshots balanced :^)
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>>145223190

source
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>>145223190
Who's "the guy"?
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>>145223190
nice link, educational post
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>>145223287
That only proves that you are pretty bad at both Halo and Overwatch. 1.3 KDA and 2.6 KDA aren't exactly stellar in any way.
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>>145222091
sleep tight reaper
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>>145223190
Thanks for sharing this earth shattering """proof""" faggot
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>>145223429
why are yo promoting spam by replying to the rule breaking post?
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>>145223190
What do you mean damage handicaps?
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> be dotard
> buy Overwatch
> Come to owg
> Forced fifty meme is back in full swing

Can't wait til you guys get your own versions of the hidden pool aka shadow realm and behavior score.
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>>145223217
In one of my recent game I shot down that faggot with Mercy's pistol.
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>tfw you're about to hit level 40
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>>145223156
I doubt Sombra is going to be an omnic, not with Athena inevitably happening.

She'll probably end up being a cyborg like Genji. Would even make more sense regarding the theory that she's Pharah's mom. Like Genji people believed she was presumably killed until Talon took her in and reformed her into a cyborg or something.
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>>145223496
>low priority in overwatch

please never again
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>>145223496

What are those?
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>>145223517
>not being level 200+ already
casual
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>>145223495
The new conspiracy theory is that blizzard will change damage values based on if you're winning or losing to enforce forced 50.
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>>145223482
Because I'm a retard.
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God fucking damn it
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>>145223096
>score
Only score/min matters.
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>damage handicap guy will create a custom game and fondle with the settings
>uploads video
>everybody goes apeshit over a nonexistant handicap
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Any legendary skins have any cool stuff?

Hanzo's wolf has different line for his wallhack arrow and his ult.

I want reaper's legendary skin to play this while ulting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwqjCj6kgc
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>>145223610

what was the photo that Kyler posted?
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>>145223610
post Kyler's nudes
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>>145223678
Mercy has FOR A PRICE and RETURN FROM VALHALLA or some shit
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Yay I got a Huntress skin for Windowlicker.
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>>145223587
Genuinely the most autistic thing ive ever heard
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>>145223697
>>145223726
Dude ebin
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>People were posting their favorite hero profiles and rating each other.

Let's get it going.

Low Resolution Hanzo Profile
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>>145223678
Ult line changes for Valkyrie/Devil Mercy and their recolors and Torb's pirate skins at least change a line or two. I heard people say Reaper's mariachi skin introduces a cheesy mexican accent on a line or two but haven't heard it myself.
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>>145223537
I doubt they'd reuse the same backstory again
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>Played 12 hours so far
>10 as Lucio
>I don't even like Lucio

Will one of you assholes please play support instead
Please
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>>145223786
ayo where my toaster bros at?
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>get stuck in 6 games in a row where my teams get completely steam rolled by the enemy

Ayyyy
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>>145223697
>>145223726
discord was a mistake
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>>145223838
I doubt see why they wouldn't on the opposing "evil" side.
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What did he do wrong again? Beat on a monkey?
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>tfw need to sleep but wanna play overwatch

i need to keep leveling...
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calling all experienced roadhog players
i play a lot of roadhog and overtime i've learned where to aim to get 1 shot kills on all ~200 health heroes (aim down for manlets like lucio/torb etc)
but one hero i can never kill is fucking widow. no matter where i shoot it's never enough to kill her in one shot and she just epic hooks away. does anyone else feel the same?
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>>145223858
What do you mean?
I always play jet set radio man. Spares the team and me a headache from bad heals.
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>>145223858
This is bullshit. Just lock in as the hero you want. Someone else usually picks support or tank eventually.
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>>145223948
c'est la vie, mon coeur~~
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>>145223858
Just stop being a cuck and pick what you want before they do, or go tank at least.
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>>145223912
>What did he do wrong again?

hes a border hopper
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>>145223862
I thought this game required DX11? How can you toaster it?
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>There are people on here right now playing Overwatch on low settings
>That pixelation
>They still consider themselves PC Masterrace

Get out, you're just as bad if not worse than console players.

If you can't run this well optimized game at ultra and still get great FPS, just leave.

At least consolecucks know what they are.
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>>145223912
Yeah, Lucio will never be the same
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>>145223858

When you accommodate tryhards by playing support when you don't want you are becoming the DSB, or "Designated Support Bitch"

You have to break this cycle and just play your fave heroes with no regard for teamcomp like everyone else does.
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>mfw i get a non-Q potg as Reaper

i am the edge
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>>145223948
no but I have problems when hooking Tracer. Normally when I hook someone in they're front and centre for my shotgun but when I hook tracer she ends up to the left or right and I miss the shot and she gets way and It pisses me off.
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>>145223948
Widow's lean model fucks the bullet spread. try to hit a decent RMB before hooking and always melee
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>finally play with a full 6 team
>get put into ahigh level game
>Widowmaker literally unstoppable
>Reaper killing our tanks in seconds
>McRee keeps headshotting our healer
That was not fun at all.
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>>145224003
this isn't bullshit at all
quite often you get games where no matter what people need to play their DPS hero.
It's awful and I've had multiple games without both tanks and support
I can only be one of those
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>>145223912
Oversaw assassinations and toture
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>>145224029
>At least consolecucks know what they are

not sperglords?
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>>145224029
>tfw 2 friends bought overwatch because I talked about how fun it was
>they play on 3 year old laptops that SCREAM as they run at 20fps
>"why do you never play with us, Anon?"
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>>145224029
>Spending my money on computers when I could be buying lootcrates
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>>145223948
Widow has all the advantages in this world. Her model is tiny as fuck and lean, and her jump is spastic and retarded and another unneded advantage.
Seriously fuck hitting a jumping Widowmaker, WHY does she have to jump that way? It makes her hitbox even smaller.
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>>145223912
He works for Talon and Talon is "Bad" and "evil," supposedly.

Really the only legitmately bad hing he's doing at the moment is searching for ex-Overwatch operatives to kill, for reasons we don't really know yet.
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>>145223394
Post yours
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I need friends to play with!
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>>145224097
yeah hook is pretty bugged, sometimes when i hook genji he literally just ends up behind me
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>>145224136
It's bullshit because I also play this game and I'm not forced to support every single game. Sounds like you just like playing support.
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>we need both a tank and support
>i can only be one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY
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>>145224112
>Literally everything about her character is OP even down to having the skinniest silhouette in the game.
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>>145224293
Holy shit I thought I was just bad at roadhog, glad I'm not the only one
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>somebody tells me to hang myself
>report him
>he gets banned for a couple days

>reaper tells everyone to die
>everyone literally dies
>reaper is the murderer
>report him
>nothing happens

that's technically hypocritical
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Reminder that Mercy is not for penises
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>>145224350
I don't and I wasnt the guy talking about lucio
I end up choosing tank over support since I think supports boring as all hell

And we don't ever get a support Last game had 3 tracers
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>>145224003
What fucking magical dream world do you live in and how do I move there?

90% of the games I play, everyone refuses to do support and then they all fucking bitch when we don't have one.
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Needs more PURE GIRL
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>>145222319
ok
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>>145224361
>Widowmaker nerf happens
>Raises charge time
>Lowers body shot damage
>Lowers fire rate
>Makes her fat
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d-did i do good guys?
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>>145224263
He's probably corrupted
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>>145223086
I love it.
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>>145224460
literally me tbphfam
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>>145224438
>mainly play support
>when I play a non-support I always thank the healer when they save my life
>probably made their day
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>>145224417
You're ruining my pharah + symmetra lesbian pairing
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>>145224124

>play with 6 man team
>for the first while stomp, 90% winrate
>start getting paired against good players
>team refuses to learn or adapt, still trying to play on their solo strengths instead of coordinating like a team
>get dumpstered almost every single game

It'll be nice when ranked comes out, so people can go play there and these idiots can enjoy quick matches.
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>>145224097
>>145224293
Standing completely still while hooking counters this a bit. I guess they are pulled to a predetermined position of which you frequently move away from because everybody fucking focuses Roadhog the moment he shows himself
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>>145222346
>>
Can anyone post some of those retarded webms of bullshit tickrate like Roadhog hooks, Hanzo arrows, etc?
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How did nobody tell me how good Zarya was
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>>145222360
he means pic related
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>>145224029
>implying

Above Low these pots have plants in. Yes, you can shoot behind them and it's one of the favorite sniping spots for teams pushed out on the point. There are more spots like this on maps.
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>Decide to look through overwatch streamers
>They are literally all dogshit at the game with meme personalities

Fuckin hell, is there anyone I can watch for this game? Don't say seagull, he's the cuckblue3 of overwatch.

Why aren't the pro's ever streaming?
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>>145223912

Blackwatch were clandestine operators working for unknown purposes. Assassinations, kidnappings, raids, you name it they did it. We don't know for who or why. All we know is that Blackwatch eventually turned on the rest of Overwatch and their Headquarters were destroyed. The UN covered it up and Reyes was presumed dead.

Now he turns up working with Talon. For all we known Talon were the ones that blew up Overwatch HQ at the behest of the United Nations, turned Blackwatch against Overwatch, and recovered Reyes' body from the rubble. They could have brainwashed him in the same way they brainwashed Widow to kill her husband.
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>>145224417
reminder that mercy has a penis
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>>145224263
>Wants to murder everyone who was against his terrorist splinter cell of Overwatch.
>"bad"
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>we will never get an Overwatch animated TV series exclusively on Netflix revolving around S76 and Mercy raising the rest of the cast as kids with a feel good vibe similar to the Cosby Show
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>>145224559
i assumed this but i've had times where i make sure to stand still and they still get shoved up my ass
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FUCK junkrat why is his damge so high
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>>145224417
Too late, she's taken all the penises
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>forced 50/50 is almost because of a damage boost/debuff
Is it real lads?
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745115328
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>>145224646
Reyes didn't need any brainwashing, he was always an edgelord.
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>>145224479

You let that Bastion annhilate your shields over and over, good job.
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Post Zaryas!
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>>145224712
Because he would be useless shit if he didn't deal decent damage.
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>>145223537
what do those pictures have in common? is there something I'm missing? Because they don't look anything alike.
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>>145224029
>he doesn't realise playing on low settings actually gives an advantage
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>145224479
>Stands in front of bastion wasting your shield for no reason

WoW BrO goOd jOB!
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>>145224141
For Blackwatch. Only because Overwatch and the UN forced him into it.
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>>145224490
Now I want a picture in where Reaper tries to REAPPOSITIONING on Reinhardt, just to find a Mei strapped to his back with a cocky smile on her face.
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>>145224667
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>>145224737
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>3 quad kills in one match with pharah
>my POTG is a shitty double kill on a roadhog and tracer

Man what the fuck, that was a great match though.
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>>145224293
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>>145224737
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>>145220830

No way. It died faster than the Division general holy shit.
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>>145224735
ah no
most of the damage was from the junkrat
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>>145224292
drop your btag
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>>145224712
but he is le based and cool and if you complain about him you are a shitter who stepped on a trap XD
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>>145224292
post MasterOverwatch profile
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>>145224796
POTG is a random pick of "good" plays in the match.
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>>145224554
Ranked is going to be the same thing, sorry to tell you. By the time it comes out everyone who's bought the game will be eligible to play and people will flock to it for more balanced matches but still treat it the same as QM.
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>>145224692
So S76 will then go date rape multiple women?
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>murders all your teammates
>pops his ult and comes after you
>only 10 secs left to push the cart

Wat do?
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i need to stop playing in pubs
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>>145224667
Inb4 newfags "incubus xd"
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>>145224573

>Genji
i hate you

>Tracer
you my bro

can't tell who your third most played is, Spamrat or Soldier?

in any case, idk what to feel about this
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>>145220830
Am I the only one who feels bad for them

I hate seeing a general die
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>>145224842
Ah for real? I figured it'd go by like, most kills in a short period or something.
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>>145224867
>shitmetra
you deserve this
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Am i doing this okay?
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>get into a game
>my team is already about to lose
>hit esc so I can leave
>it makes me select a character
>quit in game
>get exp penalty
Nice game
>>
>when you finally git gud at lucio
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>>145224642
there isn't that much of a pro scene yet

give it time
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>>145224802
"soon" aka 6 months at the earliest

they knew this shit since beta and were too lazy to fix it
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>>145224802
hell yeah
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>>145224867
You need to kill yourself.
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>get an armor pack from Torb
>get shields from Symmetra
>Zarya gives you a barrier
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>>145224862
WOAH THERE
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>>145220830
https://youtu.be/n69VAWDuLDE
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>>145224642

anyone who uses "cuck" in their daily speech should kill themselves, that's what i think
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>>145224832
Luc#1999

>>145224838
It's bad desu, I'm new
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>>145222075
Reminder you're pushing a bomb to destroy a bunch of Omnics in King's Row.
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>lost 8 games in a row today

How silly of me, Blizzard? Thinking I could just stroll around and win games, what about the people losing? What about the people who don't give a fuck about improve and just want to coast to wins? Good thing your fantastic matchmaking has made sure to put me 10 games in a row with completely clownish teams to make sure those 30 more wins than defeats I have get solved fast!
>>
>was top 40 in score/min
>now 449 from work

man
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>>145224949
>not english
might as well just kys now
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>>145224667
Its the dress fabric and anyway id have her with small breasts and slim rather than a fat disgusting belly
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>>145224979
Why do you keep posting this?
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>>145224293
>hook a Genji that dashed through me
>do a slick 180
>1 shot
>mfw
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>>145224646
It's more like Blackwatch was doing the real dirty work during the Omnic Crisis while the UN made sure that Overwatch became a public-friendly distraction for the rest of the world. Or so that's how I've interpreted it.
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>>145224612
>play Zarya
>can't see shit with her huge viewmodel
>just kinda use my barriers every chance I get
>lob plasma balls in general direction
>we win
c-cool
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>>145224953
>10 minutes
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>>145224725
where are the proofs
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Tracer and Mercy are cute
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>>145224923
Genji is my most played but most of the shit I have for him was from random drops, I only bought MADA MADA and Chrome. I play Tracer a decent bit but she's in the middle of my list at best, she also has shittons of random sprays and voice lines that keep dropping for some reason.

I actually play Rein and Zenyatta the most after Genji.
>>
who /trash/ here
>>
>>145224862
>>145225021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQdHlPpzjo

>>145225076
>kys

Fuck off with this shit, reddit is on another site.
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>>145225084
Why do you keep on living?
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>>145224672
We don't really know what Talon's goals are.

Until we find out there true motives, they're pretty much dark grey moral area for now.

Also, Blackwatch was the organization that was getting shit done, orginally.
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>>145225048
>1999
How do I get memetags on my Battlenet name?
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>>145224612
But I did tell you
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>>145224945

not him, but she's pretty good on Temple of Anubis pub games when playing defense
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>>145225123
>everybody eye-fucking the person opposite them
So what were the Overwatch orgies like? Did they pair off beforehand, or was it just a writhing dervish of soldiers at the peak of physical fitness letting off pent up rage and vulnerability?
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>Reinhardt's who stand on the point and do literally nothing else other than hold M2 down
>Mercies who attach themselves to one person and never help anyone else

I'd honestly take Widowmakers over these
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>Battleborn's peak today was at 1.6k
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>>145224612
not our fault you're slow and didn't try her in beta
>>
xth for please fucking ban waifufags, they add nothing to the thread at all and half of the fucking posts are them blogging
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>>145224725
Funny thing is everyone calling it out for being stupid is getting downvoted right away.
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>>145222017
>Tfw you'll never lift with Reinhardt or Zarya
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>>145225229
Edgy m8
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>>145225048
>that playtime by role
i bet you're a cute girl, only girls refuse to play offense
>>
>Played Overwatch for the very first time
>Don't generally like purely multiplayer FPS games
>(I'm pretty bad at them)
>Genuinely love this
Biggest issue I've had so far is that all of the characters I thought I'd like I don't so much (the ninjas, D.Va, Pharah) and a bunch I didn't give two shits about I end up loving (Junkrat, Lucio, Roadhog, and jesus christ I unironically like Reaper)
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>>145225271
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>>145224931

i feel pity for people who enjoy Battleborn the way i feel pity for retarded people

absolutely not sorry for Gearbox though, they can't go bankrupt soon enough
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>>145225371
>tfw I'm a girl and I play offense

Not that anon you were taking to, but you're wrong.
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>>145224029
>He doesn't lower settings for sweet 144 fps
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>>145225346
>everypersonontheinternet.png
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>>145225313
>buns
>not guns

disappointed, son
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>>145225236

I get a pretty big SPECTRE/HYDRA vibe from Talon. They've got 1960s Spy Flick evil organization written all over them.
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I played with a mercy who would only heal a soldier 76 and ignored everyone else. The memes have gone too far.
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>>145225271
literally nobody cares faggot
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So is Hanzo evil or what?
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Does leaving count as a loss?
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Which is the cutest Mei highlight intro? Skating around is nice but I don't like how it ends with her pointing her gun, as silly as that sounds. Going Up doesn't focus on Mei herself enough, and the Frosty :) looks weird how the smile just appears all at once and isn't actually drawn in.
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>>145224953
>tfw got MVP with 97% of the match on fire
I even got the enemy team to vote for me
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>>145225257

>not recognizing the 1000-yard stare

what are you, some sort of normie?
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>>145225525
His alignment True Denial.
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>>145225390
>jesus christ I unironically like Reaper

Reaper is honestly one of my favorite characters. I hate his voice acting, but there is NOTHING more satisfying than teleporting above an enemy team, dropping down and death blossoming

It gets me so HARD
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>>145225063

You seem salty
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>>145225415
I don't feel bad for them at all, except /pol/ and sonyggers they're the most vocal shitposters on /v/.
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>>145225107
Is this from one of the nipplefucker sets?
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>>145220830
When my friend went to gamestop to buy Overwatch they gave him literally all of the BB trading cards they had because there was such low interest in it. He got like 60 packs of cards that were supposed to be handed out one at a time with each copy of BB.
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>>145225525
He was, but now he's doing the classic "wandering the earth trying to seek redemption" thing
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>>145225525
He's angry, according to Zenyatta. But not straight up evil.

Probably
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>>145224725
you guys here aren't dumb enough to believe this shit? The OP has gotta be trolling to see how many idiots actually believe his stupid shit.
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>>145225509
you're kind of proving his point
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>no gangsta hero
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>>145225480
They were friends :3

You know what that's like, don't you, anon?
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>>145225464
i gotchyu senpai
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>>145225434
sorry but you're probably short tempered too
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>>145225390
I've felt the same way.

Really wanted to main Zenyatta, Genji and Hanzo, but I just don't like their playstyles. That and they're too situational and disliked in matches among the community.

On the other hand I liked Junkrat and always have.
Reaper has been the biggest surprise for me though. Fucking hate edgelord characters, even ironic ones, but after playing him I now enjoy his playstyle and character.
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>>145225125

alright, you're alright then, i hate Genji with a passion, but probably because i usually play heroes he shits on
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WHY DONT PEOPLE EVER HIT ME WHEN I PLAY ZARYA

IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>145225684
Fucking workout gear skin for Zarya when?

I'll also accept Mei tanktop/legging skin.
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>>145225632
I'm in a 6 member premade, so the forced 50 thing is real. We're all 80-90, and when we're rolling around in wins suddenly a group of 20s show up and steamroll us.

If you believe the 50 thing isn't real you accept that you're trash.
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>>145225713
First cast your shield on someone about to die for 50 free charge, then start causing a ruckus to get the other 50
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>>145225684
thanks bae
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>>145225480
I used to have the bad habit of pocketing and generally ignoring anyone that was too far away, then a guy in a premade added me and told me to switch around some control options for her so I could fly into anyone with basically no cooldown. Now I'm everyone's flying healslut
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>fuckton of people in front of me
>throw an aimless hook
>pull a mercy
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How?
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>>145224784
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>>145225798
>having such a giant ego that you can't fathom a scenario where there people that are better than you
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>>145225713
People realized that Zarya's no-charge DPS is so bad that they're better off just ignoring her
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>>145221917
Sleep tight reaper
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>>145225860

>Zarya could have been a qt strong girl like your pic related

>Instead we got this beefcake pink haird abomination

Why
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>>145225951
Quit everytime it doesn't go your way.
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>>145225951
Play 15 games, logout until it resets. Rinse and repeat.
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>Play Tracer
>Go 20-0
>Everyone commends the Mercy with 2k healing

>Play Mercy
>Get 5k healing
>Don't even appear in postgame
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>>145225902
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How long does the game leaver xp punishment last?
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>>145225951
leaving does not count as a loss. he'd probably be level 100+ but dodges like a retard
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>>145222295
>See someone pick mercy
>Pick zenyatta to offsupport
>He switched to hanzo

what the fuuuuuckkkkk
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>>145226016
I don't think most of the playerbase even knows how she works.
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>characters that do not need buffs but /owg/ thinks they do

zenyatta
pharah
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>>145225951
You quit every losing game.
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How can he be this /ALPHA/? Is Reaper the best character ever?

He overcame intense hardship and bullying by the Overwatch bullies. He is better than Soldier 76 in every way. Soldier 76 sucks.
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>>145225902
>somehow gets past Reinhardt's shield, the jumping spastic ape man, and the hanzo literally just standing there
>im that mercy
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>>145226030
The commendations are just psychological validation, you get nothing for them.
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>>145221402
Random pub 6 stacks can be fucking fun sometimes, even if you lose it can be great for a laugh.

I remember when we were put up against a team running 6 bastions on Kings Row defense, we ended up organizing a 5 Soldier + a Reinhardt stack so that we could push through them with relative ease.
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>>145226030
>5k

That's probably pretty low, depends on game time though
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>>145225371
Maybe
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>>145226087
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>>145226123

Reaper is very clearly a cat person. I bet his forearms are covered in claw scars from pissed off moody cats.
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>press deflect
>ability fails

kaplan can do all the interviews he wants but im gonna keep reeling in clips of this shit
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>play reinhardt
>team yells at you for not putting your shield up, when they're suiciding in
>get 26k damage blocked
>get potg too
Ranked is going to be fucking awful if people are already crying over their own problems in unranked.
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>>145226062
>see someone pick Lucio
>go Zenyatta
>Lucio goes Genji
FUCK YOU
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>>145225525
>hey genji take over this crime syndicate
>no thanks bro i'm going to fuck chicks
>he fucking kills genji for "honor" or some shit
>putting incense at his grave once a year somehow makes up for this

hanzo is a dick
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>>145226087
Was filming the monitor really necessary
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>>145225471
Honestly I get the opposite. They're against whatever world domination is undergoing right now; they just do some very dark moral grey area shit to get the job done as a result.

If anything, I think Overwatch was just a pawn organization to act up as a cleanup crew for the Omnic Crisis, which was all staged to begin with. Hence Soldier 76 researching into global megacorps like Lumerico and Vishkar to see if they're the ones who initially sabotaged Overwatch to begin with, and why Sombra (likely a Talon operative) hijacked Lumerico's defenses in Dorado to begin with.
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>hanzo shoots in my general direction
>I die

Why are his hitboxes so fucking huge?
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>>145226123
And he already fucked Widowmaker. Blizz confirmed it
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how do we fix D.Va?
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>barely have any skins
>have 3 for McCree
>but they're all in the most basic tier
>I don't even play the cancerous fuck
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>>145226275
Balanced for console.
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What if getting an elimination reset Genji's reflect, too?
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>>145225951
By quitting lost games in an effort to protect his fragile ego, ironically broadcasting how pathetic he is.
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>blow ice into Zarya's shields
>get fucking eviscerated once she starts shooting

i'm sorry
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>>145226237
Its not my video fampai
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How can I get the "gave over" achievement for D.Va ?
Legit question, my max number of killed with her ult is always 3. I paired up with a Zarya once but again, max killed was 3.

Are there spots to look for ? A technique other than "launch the robot then ult from behind a wall" ?
People are too wise now, and it's one of the last achievement I need to unlock for tanks.
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>>145225480
>healing a hero who has a built in heal for their kit

I will never understand this shit.
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>>145226080
Best buff Zen can get is a Widowmaker nerf. Pharah has the same issue.

D.VA is the worst with her massive critbox and near useless ultimate.
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>>145226275
simple geometry
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>>145224737
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>>145226339
it already does that
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>>145226275
he'd be pretty much worthless without them. You have to treat hanzo more as a zoning entity rather than someone you can outplay by dodging shots. If a hanzo is peaking a corner, use a shield or find another way around, he's designed to be able to hit you. I understand it's bullshit that the model of his projectile didnt collide with yours yet you still died, but there's ways to beat him without falling victim to this.
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>>145226275
>Why are his hitboxes so fucking huge?
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>everyone complaining about mccree widow
>when the real broken hero is fucking zarya

ok
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>>145226372
Main her and do nothing drop her on the objectives when your team pushes.

You'll get it eventually.

Should have got it the first week before people realized that her ult is the easiest to dodge.
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>>145226126
Not true. A counter on your stats page goes up when you get them :^)
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>>145226189
>threw stars instead of deflecting
>he was already firing his bullets at that point anyway
>you managed to deflect one bullet
This death is actually very fair.

You shouldn't have thrown those stars after the flash, you could have deflected at least 5 shots
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>>145226312
Change how her defense matrix works and remove her critbox or place it somewhere else. Behind, maybe, or on her top. Whatever. Also give her some sort of alt fire or something because her damage falloff is ridiculous.
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>>145226080
Zenyatta needs 175 health so he isn't killed by a single bullet to the foot.
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>>145226189
we get it anon, the game runs with 20 tick

we get it.
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>>145226237

What anime is this from?
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>>145226275
>ITs a Hanzo on your team couldn't even hit anybody, if the hitboxes would be mapwide, but the enemy Hanzo can you shot from literally anywhere and its always a oneshoot. episode
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>>145226448
>zarya
>broken
you've been given two options, traveler, but you can only pick one
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How to balance widowmaker:

remove wall hacks because that shit has no place in an fps game

increase her max charge time by .25 seconds

max charge bodyshots do 125 damage

her new ult charges her shots 75% faster for 10 seconds
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>>145226426
Oh
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>>145226557
This image has potential
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xth for this cunt needs a skin where her mech is basically a giant gremlin D.Va
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>>145226557
>gun just lying outside the can

Beautiful.
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>>145226474
Different anon, but I was trying to get both of Zarya's achievements then. I finally got them both the other day
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>>145226474
I main her already, that's why it's eating my soul.
I logged 11 hours on her, keep throwing her thing on objective.
Sometimes it even wins the game as the ennemy team is hiding while my team is pushing the cart with six people.

God damnit.
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MCCREE

NERF

WHEN
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>hate winston
>get 2 legendaries from crates
JUST
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>>145226649

The Mountain Dew lime green skin is good enough.
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>>145226548
>her new ult charges her shots 75% faster for 10 seconds

That sounds incredibly overpowered

She's fine as is, go fuck yourself
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>>145226426
no it doesnt, I just tested it
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>54% healing as mercy
>don't even get epic commendation
wtf
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>>145226275
the actual greatest archer to have ever lived wouldn't be able to hit things in an environment like overwatch where targets move unpredictably through 3d space at high speeds

that's why hanzo needs huge hitboxes
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>>145226679
end of the month

don't worry bro, we're all going to make it
>>
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>>145226679
Go has Pharah if McREE is bothering you so much, you dumb frogposter.
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>>145225525
He was of the evil alignment in the game, but now he's neutral/undecided territory.

As a person, he isn't evil. Just an asshole who probably only killed his brother because it was either him or Genji if he didn't. Japanese family honor system is some fucked-up bullshit. We at least know he has enough heart to feel guilty for his brother's death, to the point of turning his back and flat-out abandoning his shitty crime syndicate family for it.
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>yfw you get the most kills and most damage as Reinhardt
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>>145226372
Keep playing her and hope for good black hole from Zarya.
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How do I get good as Pharaoh? I got her barrage highlight intro AND her native american skin in my first loot box, so I feel like its destiny for her to be my main
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>>145226679
wanting to nerf the worst character in Overwatch
>slow
>no range

Could thing Blizzard doesn't listen to you guys.
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>>145226025
So the SJWs won't look too closely at her, in the right context it's pretty much making fun of them, shows how they never actually look at the issue and just echo each other off first impression.
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Is forced 50% real or am I just bad at the game, and am part of the reason why people think it's real?
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I feel like Mercy just doesnt work on payload defense in a pub at all

You can never get a good rez off because your team is constantly looking to go off in different flanks and play TDM

And you can damage boost your hanzos, mccrees and widows all you like, you wont ever hear any hit markers while charging them because they wont hit anything
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>>145226548
>max charge bodyshots do 125 damage
I thought that at first, dropping max charge body to 100 and changing headshot multiplier to 3x, but that's a HUGE buff to Tracer. It's really easy to forget that balance actually is this really annoying shitfest of interconnected things.
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>>145226312
lock on rockets from doom on a cooldown

hold rightclick for a second or two for your rockets to lock on
if you get a lock on, you fire rockets. if you don't get a lock on, you don't fire rockets.
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>>145226821
>pharah
>good against mcree
??? any half decent retard can land 3 left clicks when you're in the air
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>>145226726
>She's fine as is
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>>145226025

Because they wanted her to look realistic?
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>>145226557
Holy shit.

>>145226641
This. Someone do something with it.
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>>145226889
check that stats man
50% for everyone basically
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>>145223171
58% w/r with 120 hours here
Searching through my random pubbie profiles, I frequently find that at least half the ones on my team have atrocious stats.
Lets be real, this game is casual as fuck, Blizzard needs to make sure casuals are having fun so they need carriers to help them get extra wins occasionally to keep the casual frustration low and loot box sales high.
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>>145226557
Right where she belongs
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>How to fix widowmaker
>spamming a scoped shot with no charge deals 25 damage
>1 arrow is 50
>2 arrows is 75
>3 arrows full damage
>only a full 3 arrow charge can crit on the head
Those bad widows who just spam their scoped mode like it's a machinegun are the reason Widow is getting nerfed.
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>>145226938
Most can't. Or you know, just play has literally any class that doesn't have to stand next to him.
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>>145226843
Pharah main here, there are 2 main things that I think are important as Pharah
1. Being able to land airshots, prediction shots, prefire shots, etc.
2. Mastery of using the concussion blast
Number 2 is probably the most important because you can use it to screw around with classes that normally counter you (Widowmaker, Hanzo, etc)
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>>145226726
>She's fine as is, go fuck yourself
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>>145226557
Sleep tight, Tracer
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>>145226557
Penn plays overwatch.jpg
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>>145226548

wrong, this is how you fix Widow:

>increase current charge time by 50%
>ultimate only gives her wallhacks, not entire team
>during ultimate her charge time decreases by 50% (to what it is currently)
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>>145226557
>D.V.A. gets a budget mech.jpeg
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>>145226904
Remove the healing part of Tracer's recall.
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>teleporter up
>only 1 charge left
>nothing you can do about it
>lost point A after team wipe
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>>145226992
To be fair, in a perfect matchmaking system where everyone is always matched against equally skilled opponents, that would be true too. The question is if it's forced or natural thanks to statistics.
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>>145225257
>Lena wanting the dick
>Jack being full alpha

He destroyed her ass.
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>>145226494
if i managed to deflect any bullets, i should not have died to subsequent shots

the ability failed
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>>145226557
>She shoots, she scores!
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>>145224438
>be Reinhardt
>Mercy on my team sticks with me
>resurrects me on the final push
>tfw my Voice Line is set to "I salute you!"
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>>145227132
>a perfect matchmaking system
Except we can just put you against shit teams so oyu steamroll.

Thanks to our shitty map design, Defense will almost always win, and since you're gonna play Defense after you steamroll, you'll still lose because the map is designed to favor Defense.
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Why don't you play more pharah?
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>>145224953
>pick broken ass hero
>Finally i am good at video games guys!
even if this isn't a moba it sure feels like one in every aspect so far
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>>145227016
>tfw Hanzo is about 90% luck in his current state instead of the infinite skill ceiling autism god that he could be even disregarding hitboxes

It's a shame.
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>>145227286

Because I can't aim rockets for shit
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>>145226408
Almost always forget this has a second part.

>>145226448
She's only broken when she gets up to a really high charge. Even then a half decent team that focuses her down shreds her. It's why she shreds pubs cause they don't work together half the time.
git gud
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>>145227286
>fly a foot off the ground
>instantly die
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>>145227286
Because in the age of memescan weapons she's garbage
>>
How to fix literally everything everyone is complaining about:

>128 tick

>fix the hitboxes
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>>145227286
Absolutely pitiful splash and Widowmaker.
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I play Mei a lot and I have to say something about her is broken, and I don't think it is any one thing.

Her spray needs to either have damage and freeze fallout added to it, and/or have her ammo count reduced by half. Reduce the icicle ammo count to compensate and have around the same number of shots.

Maybe reduce her health by 25, or maybe even 50. Or make her heal not be able to heal her to full health.

I'd like to play her with those changes and see how it feels, because right now, if I team up with any other single character, it takes more than half the other team to kill us both.
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>>145227207
here's what happened
>threw ninja stars
>hit him
>he threw flashbang
>you threw MORE ninja stars instead of deflecting
>while you threw the stars he already started fanning that hammer
>after you finished throwing those stars you hit deflect
>he already unloaded at least 4 shots
>you managed to deflect the final bullet but died anyway to the damage his fan did
>>
So what's with all the terrible healer potgs lately? I mean I'm all game for healers getting love, but a lot of the ones I've seen have been total shit. Like a Mercy revives one person, does one heal and dies. Epic!
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>>145226845
Nice try, McNoSkill fag
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>>145227286
Because you can't harass after you reach a certain tryhard level. You need to 1 shot the fucking healers that zig zag around the map.
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>>145226889
by default, you'll eventually end up winning 50% in an mmr-based system. forced 50 or, the idea that you're sometimes paired up with significantly worse players in order to force losses, is also real however, it's not intentional and the opposite exists as well. the issue is that blizzard doesn't mind pairing up highly skilled players with highly shit players as long as the team mmr matches that of the opposing team.

tldr forced 50 is real but not intentional

pic related is daily business in blizzard games
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>>145225657

What hero would be a gangster, a Detroit reject.
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>>145227286
I play her plenty but it's either I'm hitting nearly every single rocket or I'm total shit and couldn't hit a stationary target which makes me completely useless.
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Why didn't you guys tell me how fun Pharah is?
>tfw fly behind the enemy team and dispense sweet sweet just all over their mercy and ranged units
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>>145227347
>flying around
>get body shot by widow
>"oh shit better drop out of the sky"
>get hit by another body shot faster than gravity can take me down
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>>145227405
how can you deflect bullets when dead? what the fuck are you on about

you can't deflect the fourth shot if you already died to the damage of the third
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>>145225902
>roadhog hooks a teammate
>push him off the edge before my teammate stops moving towards him
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>>145227286
BECAUSE AT THIS CURRENT TIME, THERE'S A WIDOWMAKER RAPING OUR ASSHOLES
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>>145226821
>playing as a shit character to counter an OP one

No thanks.
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>>145226963

>>145225860 isnt realistic

But gaston with pink hair and tits is?

And you're concerned with realism? In a game like overwatch?

Anon fuckin pls
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>when you're shooting up the school and you gotta get the kid with the roller skate shoes
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>>145227405
His play was garbage, not arguing that, but the deflect didn't go off at all there. You can see it still off CD despite being pressed.
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>>145227325
how the fuck
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>>145227387
Splash damage is the consolation prize you get for missing your direct hit
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>>145227546
I mean minus the pink hair, those kind of women exist
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>>145227126
good, fuck symmetra and her teleporters
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>>145227514
>how can you deflect bullets when dead? what the fuck are you on about
>you can't deflect the fourth shot if you already died to the damage of the third

If the events happen at the same time the game allows both to happen.
you got your reflect off as you died, and reflected a final bullet back
>>
Anyone have a party going on, I'm tired of playing with pubbies.

Someone add me or something.
>>
I swear, I had a moment where I hooked someone, but it only made a clank and they got away. The chain straightened out and everything.
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Is the origins edition worth it if I only like the overgrown Bastion skin?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdrsnwYSqAk
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>>145226448
She's not broken, she's balance as fuck
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>>145222123
because flying around with pistol is so much more fun
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>tfw you press q to get potg

Feels good man.
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>search for match
>unbalanced team right off the bat
>leave
>search for match
>unbalanced team right off the bat
>leave
>search for match
>unbalanced team right off the bat
>leave
>search for match
>team balance is close enough to not give a fuck
Phew finally i can play an almost fair match. Sure is fun playing this garbage.
>>
>>145225861
what?
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>>145227606
launch day was rough
>played closed beta with others who had come to understand the maps and the way to play well
>suddenly a flood of people whose only experience was open beta week, if that
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>>145227592
>Chasing Lucio to a ledge
fucker deserved it.
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>>145227656
Fuck I didn't want to trip, fuck off 4chins.
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>>145227643
Should've used right click.
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>>145227398
post your mei stats and lvl
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>>145223948
I've run into situations where a Roadhog will get the jump on me when I'm playing hog as well; I get hooked, on full health, but they get a meatshot on me that does 400-500 damage. Is the shotgun just that good, or are they using some mystical fucking technique that I don't know about?
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>>145227669
Is that one skin worth the extra money to you?
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>>145227592
This is a perfect example of what I hate about this game.


I'm watching all the killcams involving widow, lucio, hanzo, even 76s and shit,
Theyre not even fucking aiming at the target yet get kills.

What really needs to be fixed are this games shitty hitboxes, christ
>>
What character needs a better counter, I'm feeling like its Widow but bastion may be a better option.
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>>145227669
I bought the origins edition without even knowing it. I'm not sure what i payed extra for desu.
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>>145225346
>the forumdads have actually invaded overwatch >>145224118
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>get a quintuple kill
>Q of the game goes to hanzo
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>>145227837
I don't know. Gives me Laputa vibes, which I like.
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>>145226251
Now that would be a really good twist
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>>145227725
t. junkrat mcree hanzo reaper
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>>145227838
Lucio has an excuse.

widow and 76 I agree completly
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>>145227874
The amount of counters Bastion already has is sufficient
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>>145227835
He's probably experienced or lucky enough to land in the headshot sweet spot. Shotguns counter tanks in this game since there's no per-pellet damage reduction and their size means more pellets hit. I play a bit of D.Va and I've noticed that where she really shines is the anti-tank tank Reinhart's the only one that outdamages her, but to do that he has to drop his shield, which is still sort of accomplishing your goal as the tank harrasser.
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>>145227835
Aim for the noggin dumbfuck
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how do i get more than 8k healing as lucio?
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>>145227828
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>>145226251
>talon are good guys
>overwatch turns out to be bad goys doing wrong shit they believe is right
>Tracer eventually killed off in lore
Fund it.
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>>145227874
Don't be a tank. Even zenyatta kills bastion with two clicks.
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>>145228026

rly, who.

I haven't noticed, but then again I haven't had the game for long.
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>>145228009
sometimes they need to try and aim. Mercy players are just the absolute garbge along with Nigger Medic
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>>145228090
press e
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>>145228090
Pump up the volume
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>>145221845
Junkrat
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Is Winston TOO hard a counter for Symmetra? I don't think there's a single other hero in the game that has a single hero that shuts them down quite that hard except for Widow/zen.
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>>145227874
Widow definitely needs more counters, a good Widow is only countered by a better one
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>>145227467
>flying rocket launcher girl
how did you not instantly realize that pharah is fun, is this your first video game?
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>play as lucio
>hear reaper say edgy teleport line
>he falls off a bank hopeful of an mlg 720 mctwist deathlotus potg
>dropthebeat.wav
>proceeds to say "fuck you" in chat
Its the little things
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>>145228142
Pharah, Genji, McREEE, Windowlicker, Spamzo, Roadhog and Reaper can all be used to counter Bastion
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>>145222449
>plays SWAT
>brags about kdr

nigger
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>>145228142
Junkrat, Genji, Pharah, Hanzo, Tracer, Widow are all hard counters.

Depending on positioning and map, McCree, Reinhart, Roadhog, Reaper, Zen and Zarya too. And I'm probably missing a few.
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HOW TO GET 90% WINRATE?

>LEAVE BEFORE LOSS
>CONS: NO LOOTBOXES AS EXP REDUCTION IS THE PENALTY

HOW TO GET 90% WINRATE?

>LEAVE BEFORE LOSS
>CONS: NO LOOTBOXES AS EXP REDUCTION IS THE PENALTY

HOW TO GET 90% WINRATE?

>LEAVE BEFORE LOSS
>CONS: NO LOOTBOXES AS EXP REDUCTION IS THE PENALTY

HOW TO GET 90% WINRATE?

>LEAVE BEFORE LOSS
>CONS: NO LOOTBOXES AS EXP REDUCTION IS THE PENALTY
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LET'S
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>>145228309
Everyone knows you didn't earn it though, what's the point?
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>>145228309
how long does exp reduction last?

I just want to get back above 50% so I can have fun playing again
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>>145226123
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>>145228216
I thought the idea of Hanzo was that he could counter Widow since he only needs to pop out for a second to fire and can get her marked with a skill while she needs to move slowly to aim and her only wallhack is an ult.
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>>145222449
>"muh KDR"
>SWAT
Are you fucking kidding me the amount of times I dropped 30 bombs on SWAT in Halo 3 and Reach fuck off you console FUCKING CUNT
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>>145228142
Soldier 76 can burst him down

Genji can deflect his shit or kill him from far away

Hanzo can snipe him

Widowmaker can snipe him

Hell even Torbjorn can snipe him

Phara can blast him from afar or up high as well as long as he doesn't see her first

Junkrat can just spam grenades in his direction

am I missing any?
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>>145228063
Am I supposed to be using LMB or RMB though? RMB feels like it just zips right through them without dealing any damage at all, even if I just land a bodyshot.
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>>145228309
SERIOUS QUESTION TIME:
IF YOU PLAY MULTIPLE HEROES IN A MATCH, AND YOU WIN/LOSS, DO THEY GET THAT RECORD OR IS IT TO THE ONE YOU PLAYED THE LONGEST/PLAYED WHEN THE VICTORY/DEFEAT SCREEN APPEARS?
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>>145228348

The way her ragdoll just flops over after you pulverize her spine is equal parts hilarious and heartbreaking.
>>
>>145225951
all this proves is that he qquits with 5 seconds to go when his team is sure to lose. it probs gets his dick hard but he is too retarded to know that everybody can see what is going on
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>pushing fast to the last point on payload maps
>enemy team all switches to Junkrat or Bastion

EVERY
TIME
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>playing support in pubs
Why is everyone so bad at this game?
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/owg/, I'm trying to be the best player I can. Rip me open and point out my flaws.
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>>145228440
Zarya can lob energy nades in this direction.
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>>145227835
he's aiming at your neck, so half of his pellets are head shots.

>>145223948
always remember to give her a taste of LEFT right after you shoot, it can take a little practice but the melee hit comes out almost instantly after the shot. Also try to find the sweetspot to aim for the majority of characters, this will generally be the neck area. You'll be able to kill any character with just HP in just one attack and with a left if a bunch of your pellets are head shots.

Widow's just real tiny, you should also try firing off some M2 shots at her as well, even at long range I can still get headshots with it. 25 damage might not mean much to Roadhog, but for the majority of classes it's enough to get them to retreat for a moment, then you can hook her when she comes back.
>>
>get a few games above 50% winrate
>for the next 5 games get literal single digit level players vs. people with prestige stars
and no these weren't super godlike low levels they were legit new players with no fucking clue what they were doing
remember guys forced 50 isn't real
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>>145227286

But I do. Zarya is coming for her spot now I figured each type of shield has 50 charge each rather than 100 between them... If that makes sense.
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>>145228402
It's based on your last 20 games and you have to reach a certain participation level.
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>>145228186
sure he kills her turrets fairly quickly, but I have killed so many Winstons with my M1 that thought I was an easy kill.
>>
Why does hanzo gameplaywise exist?

is there anything he has that's better than having a widow?
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>>145228452
>RMB feels like it just zips right through them without dealing any damage at all, even if I just land a bodyshot.
That's because it does. It does less damage if the ball hits them before it explodes. (I think 50 but don't quote me) Use LMB.
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>>145228348
Pinning small models is so satisfying

And Mei is that perfect fat size so you can still see her as you crush her skull against the wall
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>>145227592
where does he keep all those batteries?
>>
>>145228464
ALL SINCE THEY ALL WERE CONTRIBUTING TO THE MATCH
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why the fuck are people so autistic about their winrate

if this was ranked I'd understand but it's fucking quickplay

nobody can see your winrate unless they check your profile and calculate it so why do you care?
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>>145228496
The ragdolls in this game are something else
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>>145228510
welcome to overwatch

people who want to win stack
people who are shit get removed from stacks
given time, literally everyone in pugs is shit
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>>145228309

This shit is so pathetic. People will lessen their experience of playing a game just so they can have artificially inflated stats that impress no one.

What the fuck is wrong with people man
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>>145228592
THANK YOU FOR GIVING A SIMPLE ANSWER TO SUCH A COMPLICATED QUESTION I HAVE PROPOSED TO YOU ALL ON THIS CLEARLY SOPHISTICATED SHITPOSTING LOUNGE.
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>>145228440
If you're really far mercy and lucio do reasonably well against him.
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>>145227467

Pair up with a Zarya and a Mercy. There's a reason these 3 are bae tier.
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>>145228496
It's pretty arousing
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>>145228585

Broken hitboxes
Better medium/short range options
Better mobility

He's literally the Huntsman to the stock Sniper Rifle, complete with the broken hitboxes.
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>>145228573
How? His gun locks on, your gun locks on. But he has more health and outdamages you. Were they not using their bubble shield? The only way Sym can kill a Winston is if he's focusing on a more important target.
>>
"Restore 1500 health with a single use of Zenyatta's Transcendence"

Anyone done this? Best method?
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>>145228589
Ah. I'm usually pretty good at figuring out game mechanics on the fly, but I think I need to go read the wiki in depth or something now.
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>>145227636
not without steroids or testosterone boosters
women naturally cannot build as much muscle as men due to their hormones

thats also why I fucking despise the brown korra shit they do Pharah in her fan art.
>give her abs
>man jaw
>dude arms
>sharp eyes like a man
KNOCK IT OFF
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Am I the only one that wishes they made D.Va buff instead of generic thin girl?
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Why does no one talk in this game?
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>>145228464
All, but the game calculates win rate based on time played as well. Your win rate on a specific hero is "time played in winning games"/"total time played".
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>>145227445
>oniggers live in Detroit projects
>Tyrone Jamal Jenkins isn't havin it
>learns engineering to disassemble them and fuck with hardware
>does this in other predominantly black areas
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>>145228691
Zenyatta can just debuff and click. He is so fucking good but I can hardly ever play him because there's at least one Widowmaker or Hanzo on every team
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>>145228585
Hanzo specializes in mid-range while Widow specializes in long-range.

At least that's how it should be in theory. Widow's bodyshots and SMG are strong enough for her to just do whatever the fuck she wants.
>>
>play yesterday
>get in games with popular streamers and pro players on either team
>end up with 75% win rate
>play today
>every game is either already almost over with my team about to lose, or has several salty manchildren who spend more time raging in chat than playing

Is this because I won a bunch yesterday? I hate Overwatch's matchmaking so much.
>>
>experiencing horrible packet loss for no reason and keep getting booted out of the game
>update all my shit and try again
>shit's still fucked
>check for updates AGAIN, then go reset the router just to be sure
>shit's STILL FUCKED WITH PACKET LOSS
>everything worked just fine yesterday
>ping the servers with the cmd window
>no packet loss in the cmd window

Either blizzard's servers are fucked, something is fucked with my ISP, or the client is fucking busted.
>>
Anyone have any guesses of when the next large patch will be out? I am getting really sick of McCree and Widow. Also want more skins. I have been saving a lot of coins.
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>>145228750

Pop it when someone on the other team uses a channeled ult, like Whole Hog or Rocket Barrage, and pray your team is nearby.
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>>145227737
Like this. It's how you get good with Mercy
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>>145228787
Anyone who isn't solo is probably in a discord or teamspeak
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>>145228750
I got it by ulting while my team fended off two torb turrets and a bastion trying to clear us off the payload.
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>>145228787

I don't know, man...pathetic as it is, I wish the game gave you an exp bonus is you used your mic a certain number of times (5?) during the match, that way people might actually bother to try communicating, almost like they're playing a team-based game.
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>>145228741
>outdamages
Winston's gun can't outdamage anything, and Symmetra's fully charged M1 is one of the highest dps weapons in the game.
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>>145228768
>muh steroids
>women naturally cannot build as much muscle as men due to their hormones

do you have proof for that? there are plenty of bigger girls that do weight lifting tournies and never test positive for that stuff
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>>145228774
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>>145228774
She was a pro gamer
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>>145228750
The highest I've gotten is 900 today when tanking a Hanzo ult with it.
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>>145227725
>tfw you see a Mercy all alone flying towards the corpses of her freshly slain friends
>hook her and let her eat the gun
God DAMN that should have been POTG material

Just add a delay to her Q so I can get the Shutdown POTG of me doing it.
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>>145226679
hes still gonna kill you dumbass

it's not changing much

the character that needs a nerf is widow maker

>150 damage every second
>AT ANY RANGE
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>>145228774
Yes. Because then there'd be no even close to loli character.
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>>145228787
I like it. The moment the typical CSGO player starts using their mic, I get mad.
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What's the most effective way to beat down the Rein + Bastion combo?
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>>145228819
>Is this because I won a bunch yesterday?

Yes. I typically only play during weekdays after coming back from work

>Monday: win 10 games in a row and get above 50% win rate
>Tuesday: lose 10 games in a row and fall below 50% win rate
>Wednesday: win 10 games in a row and get above 50% win rate
>Thursday: lose 10 games in a row and fall below 50% win rate

Etc
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>>145228884
Do you think toggle on is better? it can cause problems picking people out in a clusterfuck in my experience
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>>145228348
Fuck Mei.
>>
How do you use Lucio's ult properly?

>team gets Zarya ulted by the enemy
>drop sound barrier too early
>the enemy reaper/genji/pharah just waits before popping their ult
>press q too late
>get ulted on while Lucio plays his ult animation

His sound barrier could use 1 more second of up time in my opinion but that's probably too OP
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>>145228741
pretty sure Symmetra's gun goes through Reinhardt's and WInston's shields. Once you latch on you are latched on. You have to get pretty far away to survive. Symmetra's gun is secret OP.
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>>145228916
damn Madotsuki got jacked
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>>145221917
Sleep tight reaper
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>>145229051
>Symmetra's gun is secret OP

Too bad she's squishy af
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>>145228787
muted voice chat during the beta, the game carried my settings over and been livin' the life ever since.
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>>145228953
>Hook instant kills 70% of players
>Every other ability should be delayed so you can continue to instant kill players that are doing something good

Yeah because that's fun.
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>>145228998
6 Symmetras
>>
>defense temple of anubis
>play Zenyatta
>there's a widow on the other team
>stay as Zenyatta
>23 eliminations and 7 deaths, only killed by the Widow once (we had a torb and a Zarya)
>widow complains in chat about her team
haha fuck widowmaker
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>>145228884
Holy fucking shit, I didn't know that option existed. That fucking infuriates me when I play Mercy. Thank you so much.
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>>145228705
>Tfw enemy tries to burst your down after getting caught in a black hole
>Tfw they realize too late the that Justice is raining and protected by a bubble
>Mfw watching them panic and not know who to shoot
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>>145228230
I take memes seriously
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>>145227286
But I do, after unboxing her mechqueen legendary
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>when you can hear your american teammate struggling to breathe under his weight
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>>145229051
Her M2 goes through, m1 does not. Its still crazy strong.

>>145229103
There's your balance.
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>>145229021
Personally I leave it off due to the same reasons you stated, but most seem to recommend having toggle on.

The main thing is turning off "Guardian Angel prefers beam target".
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>>145228910
I play Symmetra a lot and a good Winston is trouble for you since one that isn't retarded will dart in and out of the bubble shield. By the time you have it fully charged, he'll already have done at least half your health bar and turrets are useless since the Tesla gun destroys them all simultaneously. It's not a super hard counter like that guy was saying though.
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>>145228998
>tfw playing a payload match against a bastion on the payload and two reins guarding him
>>
toasted or jailbird junkrat for my first skin?
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>>145224263
>>145224646
>reasons we don't know yet
>brainwash
He was the original head commander of Overwatch before Morrison came in. In battle, they proved themselvels and presented their ideals. Reyes went for "mission at all costs", while Morrison for " save as many as we can". Ultimately, Morrison was chosen over Reyes, and as you can imagine, the whole cliché with "HURR DURR YOU TOOK IT FROM ME AND NOW I'LL HAVE REVENGE" took place. Reyes was made the head of Blackwatch, and instead of imprisoning bad guys, he recruted them for his team, and ultimately for his rebelion. McCree didn't want any of this, hence his departure. Also, the rest of the world, unhappy with Blackwatch's decisions, started accusing Overwatch of incompetence and terrorism. The outbreak took place, and now Reaper works with Talon to hunt down every Overwatch opperative that escaped and eliminate them.
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>>145228723
Better mobility no he does not have, widow can cover and react way faster than hanzo can with her E. the only thing hanzo can do if jumped is try to get a lucky headshot or instagib them with geometry arrow.
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>>145228910
Winston's gun does 60 DPS. Symmetra's does 120. But Winston has 400 health and 100 armor while Sym only has 100 health and 100 shield. With winston's bubble and him killing turrets by sort of going close-ish to them, there is no scenario in which a 1v1 fight would have Sym winning since both guns lock on.
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>be widow on defense payload
>they're about to push to end
>jump down and contest so I can die and switch to a tank or whatever
>team can't contest for 5 seconds and we lose
>wooooooooooooooooooooow fuckin widow players never switch gg
>gold with 2 obj kills
>>
any aussies wanna play together?
sick of solo queuing into retard groups
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>>145228787
plenty of people do at higher level/elo or whatever

but its typically just a bunch of virgins complaining about their team and shit
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>>145229254
The shitty thing is that 'prefers beam target' is the only way for you to fly somewhere without requiring LoS or facing. I really wish you could set a hotkey for it. It lets you save yourself from death pits without having an ally come to the edge.
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>>145229380
>there is no scenario in which a 1v1 fight would have Sym winning since both guns lock on.
I've done it like ten times today, honkey
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>Playing a game
>Lose to a complete meme/OP comp
>Leave game before loss is recorded

I am the real MLG Overwatch player
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>>145229528
They really should just give Mercy an E that goes to the beam target and leave LShift for jumping to whoever your cursor is on (both on the same cooldown, naturally).
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how 2 defeat diva:

hold s, press m1
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>>145229380
the guns only lock on if you're looking at your target.

So it's a game of ring around the rosey and whoever breaks LoS for the longest wins.
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>>145229310
Yeah but I feel this isn't the whole story though.

There's a lot that's amiss. And I doubt he's still doing it solely for revenge at this point.
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>Tracer
120 DPS if the 40 bullets of her magazine are bodyshots, and if she's up close.

>Widowmaker
150 DPS if its a bodyshot at any range, and its only one fucking bullet

Why is this allowed?
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I give up. This is the worst matchmaking I have ever played with in a video game. Every game is a complete stomp and has been for a week now. McCree and Widowmaker are still broken and there at least 1 of each in every game. This is unplayable solo queue.
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Is there any kind of trick to Lucio's alt fire? Seems like when I use it I'm lucky to knock people back five feet while enemy Lucios seem to send me flying.
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>have an extremely bad game as Roadhog
>get play card at the end of the match
>25% hook accuracy!

why the fuck would you display that to everyone you dumb game
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>our team is losing
>say fuck it
>convince everyone to go Reinhardt
>We steamroll the other team.

Is there anything Reinhardt can't do?
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>>145229310
>>145229629
I'm really expecting Reaper to be a dindunuffin that wasn't actually jealous (or at least not solely jealous) but instead got leaked info from either Talon or another third party that led him to believe the rest of Overwatch deserved to be destroyed with good reason.
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>>145229665
McCree and Tracer originally didn't even have any falloff damage. Blizzard are hacks and should not be trusted with FPS games balance.
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>>145229691

You probably have to hit it at point blank, like Roadhog
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>>145221917

Reaper siesta
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>>145222039
>Those vulva though

>>145222346
Symmetra, Roadhog, and let's say...Reaper because those are the ones you have the least of, or does that only happen to me?

>>145224862
If I'm Mei I just zig zag and freeze him.
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>>145229754
Fit in small places.
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Why did they bother with all this complicated lore stuff when the actual game is 12 of of possibly the exact same character doing something also possibly completely out of character?
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I've been carefully curating a list of tweaks I'd like to see in the next patch

The following heroes are to be removed:

Pharah
Widowmaker

These heroes provide endless frustration to play against but bring nothing of value to their team when it comes to playing an objective. This is supposed to be a fun game and Pharah and Widowmaker are inherently anti-fun.

Bastion

Now that the game has been figured out Bastion is no longer necessary. He was great during beta when you didn't know how to defend but now he's worthless and brings no value.

Ultimate Tweaks

Now I've been considering either removing some ults that are made worthless because of the loud announcement of their use OR removing the loud announcements of ultimate abilities.

Rip-Tire is a primary example. It's turned in to a zoning ult and you're lucky to get a single kill. The loud announcement clears everyone out momentarily while they wait to spot it, kill it, and move back on.

I think the best solution will be to remove the noob-friendly screaming announcements of ults. Silent ult casts will raise the skill level of the game.
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>>145229754
heal

I'm interested in what people would do to a reinhardt turtle formation with a lucio in the middle
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>tfw my 20 hours of Pharah have incidentally made me absolutely devastating as Junkrat
Literally a tank killer with a peg leg. His balls travel so well you can land direct hits on anybody, plus the ricochet makes destroying nests easier than Pharah.
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>>145229691
It helps to be closer and have them in the center of your screen unless you have to knock them at an oblique angle to get the kill
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>>145228440
>>145228547
>>145228691

Literally every character in the game can outplay Turret Form

And Bastion does nothing else, other than heal himself which is pretty useless

Which is why he's a bad hero
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>>145229883
Zarya's M1 goes through his shield. As does Symmetra's M2
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>>145229759
I feel like you're right, which is why Symmetra is really growing on me. I feel like she's the only character that's just evil with no qualifier. Not edgy, not a jerk with a heart of gold, not a well intentioned extremist. She's just fucking evil and it's awesome.
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>TFW you like Reaper's gameplay but don't like people calling you an edgy faggot
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>>145229778
and tf2 had grenades for every class so late into development that they were fully modelled

it doesnt matter what it was, it matters how it is now
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>>145229968
Zarya's M1 does not go over rein's shield.
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>>145229892
It also doesn't help that Pharah is trash.
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>>145229968
Zarya's M1 doesnt go through his shield.
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>>145229997

Edgy faggot
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>>145229864
>Now that the game has been figured out Bastion is no longer necessary. He was great during beta when you didn't know how to defend but now he's worthless and brings no value.
He's the number one ambusher. You can get a 4-5 multikill easy if the team isn't expecting a bastion there or then. If you play bastion, you're supposed to either switch off of him after a life or two, or start as someone else and then switch into him at a crucial point.
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>>145229997
that pisses me off because I love Reaper. He is so over the top that it's funny. he is very tongue-in-cheek. Unlike Widowmaker who is serious about being evil/edgy.
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>>145229892
>Junkrat trap does 80 damage
>Roadhog hook does 30 damage
>Somehow GET BACK does 0 damage

c'mon, how about even 25 damage on that thing
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>>145229883
One lucio rightclick will scatter them
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>>145229972
What? She's one of the most morally grey characters in the game. She's constantly in self-conflict between her autistic utopian desires and basic human empathy.
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>>145229968

And Winston's gun...and Symmetra's alt-fire.

And a Pharah could just fly overhead and rain death which forces them to block upwards and expose themselves to enemy fire from the ground, or eat the missles
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>>145222346
You will never guess.
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>>145230014
Only terrible players didn't like TFC grenades.
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>Gametype is KoTH
>Entire team fucks off to get kills rather than cap the point
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>>145230079
u lookin' 2 catch these hands gay boi
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>>145228787
the only times people talk are to shittalk you

>tfw dumb ass white boy starts trying to talk shit
>tell him to shut the fuck up with my manly black voice
>he doesn't say shit afterwards
>probably murmurs "dumb nigger" to himself to make him feel less of a cuchold
>we win the game
fucking nerdy ass lanklet
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>>145228528
how the fuck are we supposed to do that without any gameplay
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>>145229691
Man I fucking love that technique in live action but here it just seems jarring and harsh on the eyes.
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>>145229883

Some folks from /owg/ tried that today on King's Row offense.

It worked. We distracted the enemy team while our D.Va backcapped and won the game.
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>>145230143
It used to melt barriers but fortunately blizzard realized that was fucking stupid and actually did a decent job of balancing the character.
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>>145229972
Symmetra is lawful evil
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>>145229528
Just because you're playing Mercy doesn't mean you shouldn't have to aim.
Say you're healing your tank and Junkrat ults. Do you want to fly to your tank into the line of fire or do you want so move your mouse 5mm and fly to the safety of a Widowmaker?
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>>145220830
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>>145230485
she's lawful neutral, but she works for a lawful evil company
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I'm drinking, have a mic, and want to play with you memers. How do I go about this?
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>>145229123
dumb healslut
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>>145230605
join discord, senpai
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>>145230502
Gearbox can't make decent games.
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>>145230605

Join the Discord, there's a bunch of folks in there.
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>>145230605
If you're from Australia or New Zealand you can add me. If you're from anywhere else you can fuck off with your shitty high ping servers.
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>level 13 "LE PRO GAMURRRR" guy bitches all game long that we need to go two supports like le pro competitive players and he's gonna stop healing if we don't
>tell him to fuck off
>mfw he bitched all the fucking time and we were winning

FUCK OFF
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>>145230758
>Australia
>Calling other to fuck off with their high ping server

M8
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>>145230778
Was he a genji, too?
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>>145230502
Why do you fucks keep posting shit like this. Who fucking cares. Are you that happy you picked what was obviously going to be the winner
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>>145230778
just send a report that hes a nazi
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pharah should have more kamikaze potential
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>>145230667
>>145230709
Is this general's discord a bunch of 17 year old faggots that think "meme" is the funniest shit ever, do the ironic trump thing all the time and fawn over some irritating sociopathic tranny like every other general's discord?
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>>145230386
Its because it hops from light to dark maps so quickly; it's jarring. Should have gone through maps with similar coloration, but I guess that'd be less visually impressive.
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>>145230758
>fuck off with your shitty high ping servers
Thats not how this works friend.
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>>145230778
>Overtime
>team has a Tracer and me as Genji constantly resetting the Overtime timer for almost a minute and a half straight
>our Reinhardt fucking stops in place in spawn to bitch about our team comp in the middle of Overtime and almost throws the game

We ended up winning holy fuck, fuck that retard.
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>>145230709
>>145230667
The discord is not listed in OP.

>>145230832
We get our own servers, the ping is fine down here. Also I am from New Zealand not Australia. Our internet is slightly better than theirs.
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>>145229051
>that Mei health
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How do you maximum Roadhog?

Hook > Left click > Melee?

Hook > Melee > Left click?

I feel like I am missing out on too many kills after the hooks and I dont know why
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>>145230778
>>145230841
Wait please don't tear into me I didn't read it properly like a retard
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>>145228585
hanzo has a teamfight winning ultimate which synergizes well with other ultimates. his ult is also very good against static defenses such as bastions hiding behind reinhardts. he's also a little like mcree in the sense that he can very quickly melt tanks/people in close range with his E with the added bonus that his E also works across long range.

hanzo is actually a really good character, you probably think bad of him because you constantly see shitters play him.
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>>145230667
>>145230709
link?
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>>145230959
Right-click -> Hook -> Left-click -> Melee
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>>145230959
The first one, but the spread depends on the ping, ticks etc.
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>>145230845

Found the Battleborn developer.
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>>145230989
I'd honestly argue Hanzo is better on Attack than Defense a lot of the time but 95% of Attack Hanzos are fucking idiots that refuse to change even when they're useless.
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>>145228750
Get 5 friends to go pharah and continuously rocket themselves during your ult.
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>>145230989
>hanzo has a teamfight winning ultimate
Maybe during beta. Nowadays that shit is almost as easy to dodge as Dva's useless ult.
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>>145230845
>picked
Do people seriously have to choose between one game or another? Don't you have jobs?
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>>145222091
Sleep tight reaper
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why does roadhog paint his nails?
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>>145230845
t. randy pitchford
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>>145231131
>he just shoots his ult off without any sort of thought or coordination
>omg why didnt i get 7 kills
>omg Lucio's ultimate is worthless, he just hits the ground and gives himself 500 hp, no damage???
>what do you mean I have to use it at a good time
>I just press Q and win, that's what ults are
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>>145222091
sleep tight reaper
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>>145231131
>Area denial isn't insanely useful
Even if it doesn't get the kills, forcing the enemy team to split up like that is a game changer in pitched battles. Do you also think Zarya's ult sucks because it doesn't kill everyone by itself?
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>>145231191
Hallowe'en outfit Mercy with fuckhuge cleavage
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>>145228750
Yea I did it in a game the other day.

Other team did a Zarya+ Hanzo combo on most of my team and I got 1560
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finally starting to have some fun again
>suddenly someone on the other team switches to widowmaker

like clockwork

>>145228998
>flank
>kill bastion
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>>145231316
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suddenly Widowmaker is removed from the game

what dominates now?
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>>145227032
then you just play hanzo and get 125 in 1
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>>145231191
Kappa hanzo.
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>>145231191
ghost skin for Tracer, it has her see through.
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>>145231315
If there was an ability that said "The opponents absolutely cannot stand here for 6 seconds" it would be insanely useful even if it did zero damage. That's what Hanzo, D.Va, McCree's ults do at higher levels.

>wow Hanzo you suck you didn't kill anyone with your ult, they just ran away from it straight at me and I killed them all, please switch classes if you're not going to contribute
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>>145231131
Everyone always aims it at the objective so you should aim it at a place where they'll go hiding and get them that way.
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>>145231452
s76
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>>145231452
le twelve o' clock man
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>>145231275
>Be Lucio
>C. My ultimate is ready
>C. Group up
>Q.
pwnpwnpwnpwnpwn
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>>145231315
>Do you also think Zarya's ult sucks because it doesn't kill everyone by itself?
Are you comparing Hanzo's ult to Zarya's?
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>>145231424
>tfw you'll never bury your face in those tits
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>>145230959
Left click first. You always get the first action after a hook. Be sure to hold down left click to guarantee priority.
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>>145231191
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Fucking when tier
Zarya workout gear
Mei tank top/sweat pants combo

Maybe some day? tier:
Mei swimwear or beachwear
Any hero in D.Va's zero suit

Never ever tier:
Genderswapped heroes
Jet Grind Lucio
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>>145231452
Zarya + offensive buddy, kids will cry for nerfs.
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>>145231540
Not even him but they're very similar, they limit how your opponents are able to move around.
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>>145231191
Butcher Roadhog. Big, broken cleaver attached to a rope, bloodied apron and hollowed out pig's face as a mask.
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>>145231452
mccree still
then without both of them its tracer
and without all three of them the game is actually good
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Everyone keeps saying Zarya is the most racist character. I haven't heard a single thing from her suggestion it. Not that nationalism and racism are the same thing anyway, which is what I think people get confused about.
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Guess who?
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>>145231715
She's racist against Omnics.
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>>145226352
Meis and Torbs are my favorite enemies, Torbs turret is a stationary auto charge, and Meis always keep spraying.
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>>145231715
she doesn't like robo-people
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>>145231715
She hates Omnics, which are considered a race separate from humans.
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>>145231743
>12 final blows
>34 eliminations
>20% accuracy
ZARYA
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>>145231762
omnics aren't people
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>>145231715
She hates all omnics and wants them all dismantled, no exceptions. She thinks they're all soulless killing machines waiting to snap and humans that work with omnics are race-traitors.
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>>145226557
where she belongs
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>>145227874
Fucking Lucio and Mercy. Something that stops the WoW arena gameplay.
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>>145231715
Sometimes in Numbani she'll say something about how the humans who live there are fools to think they can live in harmony with the omics
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>tfw on losing streak
>doing fucking shit and can't seem to help team at all
>feel like quitting the game and never playing again

This game makes me salty like no other
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>All this talk about damage number rigging.

Since we are going full tinfoil hat here is my theory:

Sometime certain team or maybe even individuals get boosts to their ult charging speed.
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>>145230778
I fucking hate support and healer players. Biggest entitled cunts in videogames, they think they are so good and selfless for choosing the bitch role and try to sell it on people by saying "B-B-B-B-BUT I DON'T J-JUST HEAL" "B-B-B-BUT HEALING IS FUN". No it's not. It's not fun to cast heals on retards. It's not fun to press left click or right click and be the party's bitch or Q to ress them all like a dumb fucking useless bitch who does nothing but keep people up in fights. Every fucking game would be improved if dedicated healers were removed. EVERY. SINGLE. GAME. Worthless pieces of shit. Forcing the meta to revolve around people getting healed or fights having instakill mechanics in MMOs. Remove dedicated healers and you'll have more strategy. Healers are cancer in MOBA, in Overwatch, in MMOs. Everywhere. They force the meta and mechanics to revolve around people getting healed so we can't have more interesting things. Tanks are good. Tanks are cool. Every single tank in Overwatch is FUN, even fucking Winston, because going Harambe on people is great. Healers are just bitches. Fuck healers.

They are just one immense tumor that prides itself on ruining the good job of other people. Clutch heals mean that you are literally allowing retards to live when they shouldn't. Mercy's resurrection can turn the tide of a battle and remove an entire's group effort. They do nothing but frustrate and then bitch because their teammates are holding them down. Guess what? YOU are holding them down. You do nothing but hold your shitty left click and bitch when Tracer or Genji kills you. Worthless retards.

Overwatch would be much better if we didn't have dedicated healers like Lucio and Mercy. Actually, keep Lucio but reduce the passive healing. They literally punish GOOD decisions and gameplay by healing the damage someone did, all the time. This shouldn't happen, especially in an FPS. Dedicated healers are cancer.

The only cool support is Zenyatta.
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>>145231829
Nyet comrade.
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>>145231545
>that expression
Holy fuuuuck

>You'll never spend a night drinking with Mercy before she strips you down and fucks you with that look in her eyes
Why even live
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>>145230758
whats your bnet anon?
aussie here
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>>145231840
In the Overwatch universe they kind of are. They're sentient beings. There were wars fought for omnic rights etc.
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>its a "last guy wont pick healer and then picks Hanzo when someone else switches" game
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>guy has 40 health left
>I do a swift strike through him
>he goes down to 12
?????
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Why do you guys think Zarya is becoming such a prominent character in matches when she was mostly unused at the beginning of the game's release?
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>>145231932
Might as well kill myself
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anyone else having issues connecting?
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>>145231715
She literally calls a fellow war vet untrustworthy because he needed robotic augmentation to live a relatively normal life.

The bitch with a bubble shield thinks anyone with a prosthetic is sub-human.
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>>145231743
>8s objective time
please dont be lucio
or literally any tank
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>>145231975

>mfw I'm the last guy to pick

>pick Soldier 76
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>>145231840
Oh, it was bait
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>>145225578
>>
>enter game
>Vodka Defense
>pick Rein
>go to the point
>game starts
>my team gets decimated
>die because I'm alone
>they capture the point
>they proceed to rush in and capture B as well
>90 second match

That was the fastest loss I've ever gotten.
50% is a meme, they said.
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>tfw you say gg
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>>145231961
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>>145228421
Popping out for a second in a 20 tickrate game against a hitscan weapon is an eternity.
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>>145228421
no usually hanzo gets fucked by widow.
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>>145224802
Should be the other way around. If you hook them, you are deliberate and aware of what's about to happen and have enough time to decide what action to take. If you get hooked, it's very disorienting and you have a far smaller window of opportunity to react (which is none, anyway, due to Blizzard's choices).
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>>145231715

That's because SJWs have a mental deficiency that make them incapable of understanding that non-humans aren't a race.
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>>145232205
Calm down, Torb.
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>>145232136
>tfw I'll never get Cute D.va
>forever stuck with the salt spray
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>>145232048
because she requires a lot of thoughtfulness to play well. Early game was OMG PEW PEW, which people are getting over now
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>>145232048
Not memeing, but she's the character with the highest skill ca. No one was good enough with her to realize that she's good for a while.

Just like how Junkrats started popping up everywhere in pub games since people realized how easy it is to get elims with him while Bastions dropped off when people realized the opposite.
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>>145232053
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>>145231962
>In the Overwatch universe they kind of are. They're sentient beings. There were wars fought for omnic rights etc.
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>>145232263

You can do it, anon. I believe in you.
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>>145231762
>>145231810
>>145231823
>>145231843
Why though? I thought Russia was the only country to avoid the Omnic War.
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>>145230885
>>145230946
>>145231000
OK then... anyone over 21 want to play drunkwatch?
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>Literally the only time the point moves is when I'm on it

THIS ISN'T CAWADOOTY. GET ON THE FUCKING PAYLOAD. STOP CHASING DOWN KILLS.

FUCK.
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>>145232101
>dicks around on the point instead of shielding for his team at the choke point
>blames his loss on forced 50%
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>>145231884
This. I wanted a FPS but got some shitty game with healers. There are people who have played 100 hours and have no idea where the health packs are on every map because you can just stand on the front line with a medic's dick up your butt and win.
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>>145232119
>double dwarf
>cancer
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>>145229021
>>145229254
I tried toggle for a little while, doesn't really work with how I pick my heal targets.
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>>145225123
>McCree holding his cowboy hat to his chest
Nice detail.
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>>145232053
Melpha skin when?

Cattleya skin for Zarya when?
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>tfw want to play
>no friends on to play with
>sick of playing in pubs
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>>145232423
Then you're probably playing Mercy wrong. You should spend a majority of your time flying between allies.
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>>145232048
because she's the next mccree, she is broken as fuck and people are just realizing this.
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>>145231191
magical girl reaper
>>
Is Morrison about 50+ years old?
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>>145232397
I didn't even get to defend the point.
10 sec in we got team killed, then they proceeded to rush at B and dominated it.
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>>145231884
>>145231919
>>145232408
>mfw I'm not alone in my absolute hate for healers
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>>145232365
There was pretty much world war during the first omnic crisis and now second has started in Russia. Zarya grew up seeing how much omniggers destroyed so naturally she is going to be racist against them.
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>>145232263
That's what I thought with Zarya's power overwhelming, but I got it the other day at Anubis. Just keep trying.
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>>145232494
>tfw want to play
>want to kill myself every time i don't have even just one group member
>nobody adds me when i post my tag
>lappa#1824
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>>145232574
Probably. It seems like about 10ish years have passed sice OW disbanded, and his origin skin shows that he was a pretty young man at that time
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>>145231191

Hatsune Miku Zarya
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>>145232365
Russia was the only one to actually win against the omnics
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>>145232365
Nope. Zarya grew up during the omnic crisis in Siberia, right next door to the Siberian omnium. It made her determined to get strong so she could protect the ones she loved. She became the strongest woman in the world and was about to compete in the Olympics or something when the Siberian omnium reactivated. She immediately returned to Siberia and enlisted in the military, sacrificing her chance at fame and fortune so she could protect her family. Because of this she became hailed as a national hero.
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>>145232635
Are you on ps4 ?
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>>145232635
what region are you in?
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>>145232494
Same. All my friends don't like the game and I hate randoms.

Not taking my chances with 4chan players though. Hahahaha.
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how long till they let us choose gamemodes to queue up for? i really dont want king of the hill
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There is no reason why we can't have a game mode with no teams, and everyone just picks a Pharah or whatever and jumps around killing each other and chasing after health packs. It would be the simplest thing ever to implement but then your ugly girlfriend couldn't play healer with you so we'll never get to see it.
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>le middle of day man gets nerfed
>Bodyshot bitch get nerfed
>Tracer becomes the top tier unkillable titan because you have to instantly kill her or else she'll heal

Can't fucking wait.
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>>145231919
Healers and snipers ruin the pacing. Snipers have always been total dickwads with their lmaoinstakills across the map from total safety and healers always forcing the fights to be instant kills.
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>>145232290

>Zarya highest skill cap.

Lmao no dude, she takes just a little bit more than others I agree but it's not that hard to just pay attention to your team.
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>>145232682
How come no one else has aged (sans Reinhardt) since the original Omnic Wars 30 years before the game?
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>>145232760
McCree will still be able to flash fan kill Tracer after the nerfs
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Who else /Tjorbörn/ here?

>mfw running trains on teams on Gibraltar
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>>145232682
It's been 5 years, but 30 since the original strike team ended the crisis, which is when the skin is from

So he's easily over 50
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>>145232760

Tracer also can't instantly kill you without fear of reprisal. It'll be Mei that people start bitching about, even though she's really not that bad.
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>>145232860
Because most of the cast wasn't involved in the original Omnic Wars.
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>>145232516
I do, trust me. I'm just used to holding my mouse button while healing instead of toggling the beam from my TF2 days.
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>>145232760
They specifically said that they're going to keep his ability to kill squishy 200hp heroes, they're toning down his ability to 1v1 tanks
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I need some people to play with, I mostly play Zenyatta but when the team needs another type of hero I'd gladly switch.

My tag is: TheHero#11728

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/TheHero-11728
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>>145232735
>>145232734
NA PC
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>>145232894

>Mei
>gets a free kill on any hero that can't out DPS her freeze
>not that bad
>>
>Ult
>Just spray well played on a wall and hit it with my tire iron
>POTG
>The tears from the enemy team
Bliss
>>145232885
You guys can just look it up that he's 52
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>anally devastate the defense team on Volskaya
>we win in 2 minutes without any difficulty
>"sweet defense is gonne be easy too"
>two Hanzo

Being Symetra is suffering. Ah you like my teleporters you fuck but only for the epic kill
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>>145232760
Twelve 'o bong man can still instagib her. Flash for minor damage and single left click for 140 damage.
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>>145232945
>1v1 tanks
Bullshit. When I McCree, I can stun, fan, roll, fan again against Roadhog and the fat bastard just eats me for lunch.
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link to the discord?
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>>145232590
>>145232408
>>145231884
How odd, you have to prioritize targets instead of just shooting the first person you see.

There are ways of fucking up the healers... I see it all the time from sneaking motherfuckers that kill me under my own team.

btw Lucio's aura is a little stronk, especially when you have his aura amplifier 5 times a minute
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>>145232987
>Thinking that joke is original
We've all seen the Cr1tikal video, anon
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>>145232860
Most of them didn't fight through the entirety of the omnic wars. Overwatch is just what ended them.

Like, Tracer is canonically 26 now, which means she was around 16 when she joined, and that was probably right at the tail end of the conflict.
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>>145212974

for some reason it wont recognize my battlenet name when I put it in, im even searching it in the right eu region
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>>145232995
>>anally devastate the defense team on Volskaya
>>we win in 2 minutes without any difficulty
Were you against this guy >>145232101
>>
hey blizz if i leave a game that does not mean put me back in it when i reque kthx
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>>145231919
Pro tip:
Kill the healer
This is one of if not the most ridiculous complaints I have ever read. Play a different game if you don't like it. There's plenty out there with no healers. You mad as fuck for no reason.

>>145232810
>Remove healers and snipers
I stand corrected. This is the most ridiculous complaint I have ever seen.
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>>145232760
Which means they'll just nerf Tracer next, eventually.

Not that hard.
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>>145232983

just run away nigga
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>>145232860
>S76 noticeably older
>Mercy has nanobot facelift
>Edgelord is practically MADE of nanobots
>Tracer is chronologically challenged

That's off the top of my head, dunno if there's anyone else in the original team I missed.
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>>145233046
Stun, fan, roll, fan combo does 865 damage.
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>>145232739
on the other hand i've been having more fun playing with a group when i added someone decent in a pub.
>actively coordinate attacks and switch heroes to counter
>meanwhile playing with friends
>call out that we don't have a tank after someone switches heroes
>get mocked
>we all eventually tilt before logging
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>>145233125
CS:GOfaggots won't stop coming and demanding this game become like CS:GO
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>>145233162
I never said every bullet landed.
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>>145233046
you missed.
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>>145232940
Oh I read that wrong, thought you were talking about the guardian angel beam target. Yeah I prefer the toggle off too.
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>>145233162
and then he's a sitting duck read to get anally ravaged by even Dva.
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>>145233139

>just run away
>from a character that walks as fast as an offensive hero
>and has a freeze ray that slows you down
>and a bullshit projectile ice shard that curves to hit you even if she blatantly should have missed thanks to broken hitboxes
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>>145233046
Fan does 420 damage so two can pretty much kill everyone but an ulting winston.
Maybe you just suck
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>>145233148
Tracer wasn't on the original team. We go over this every thread. The original, 30-year old team, was Reinhardt, Toblerone, S76, Ow The Edge, and two chicks who aren't in the game. Most of the others probably joined near the end.
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>>145229154

>TFW enemy team only sees Pharrah and Zarya both shielded and don't know how to counter.
>TFW they wildfire and charge my beam to 100 and I add to the barrage with the full charge pulse grenades.

The more you struggle, the more this will hurt. Sleep tight chitlins.
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>>145232587
I'm saying your team was fighting 5v6 at the choke and naturally lost. Then they speedbosted in and won the second 5v6 at point B because you died later and your team had staggered spawns. You were the "forced 50" for your team, anon.
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>>145233121
I don't remember a reinhardt because it was too fuckign fast but that's possible
>>
>tfw when no friends to play overwatch with
>tfw when I'm a baddie and no one on 4chan would want to play with me anyway
>>
>>145231919

Well fucking said brother. Mercy is honestly fucking cancer with her ult.

>Amazing team push to capture the point.
>Make sure to kill the Mercy.
>She runs out of spawn and brings 4 people back in an ult that cant be stopoed.

Or.

>Long team fight going on.
>Everyone just slugging it out.
>Mercy res
>Kill her and go back to crazy fight
>She comes back and gets ult again during the same fight.
>>
>setup phase
>you will receive a penalty for leaving this match

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
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>>145233248
>Be team
>communicate with team
>"Focus Mei"
>Mei dies

She's super effective at close range. Don't let her get close.
>>
>>145233248

use your head son

you can hit tab and see the enemy team comp, you have allies
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>>145233353
What's your winrate?
>>
>>145233125
>Remove healers and snipers

I didn't say that, faggot. I said they ruin the pacing because all fights turn into peeking each other until all of you have ults and then go for a push and this is because of how powerful healers are.

Snipers are just dick suckers wanting who are dedicated to ruining every single game they are in.
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This game is fucking garbage.

You people are retarded to keep playing this. 30 hours and I can't do it anymore. This game is supposed to last hundreds of hours.

What a steaming piece of shit.
>>
>>145233220
> Missing fan shots within flashbang range
> "huuur, why can't I kill something that I didn't shoot?"

Are you actually retarded or are you just pretending to be a typical McCree player
>>
>>145233443
>>145233443
>>145233443
>>
>queue with anyone as a group
>realize I can't just leave 6 games in a row during hero selection because I don't feel like these classes on my team, or playing the particular map, or any other reason
>stuck in the first game we find

This is terrible.
>>
>>145233473
bye
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>>145232587
People who rush the choke and get wiped on maps like Volskaya are retarded, but just sitting on the point and doing nothing won't do anything for anyone.
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>>145233385
>>145231919
>tfw anon bullies you~
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>>145233247
>hog loses most of his health
>hog presses E
>hog chugs down a bottle of Sunny D
>hog has most of his health back
>hog happy
>>
>>145233473
t. Battleborn fan
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>>145233541

Hit em with the propane vape naysh.
>>
>>145233549
are you a healer main?

why do you guys confuse my dick with your names?
>>
>>145233473
thnks for the reddit pic, my fave subreddit will love it doge (that's a new meme i learned)
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>>145233656
who cares as long as he is cute?
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>>145231919
>>
>>145233470
There's a ton of powerful shit in this game. As somebody who mains support let me tell you.
>Toblerones turrets = insta death
>Symmetras turrets = insta death
>Get hooked = insta death
>Get charged = insta death
>Get hit by Widow or Hanzo = insta death
>Genji nearby? = insta death
>Reaper out of nowhere = insta death
>Mei in close range = insta death

For snipers, I have even killed a bunch as Lucio and Mercy FFS. How are you so worthless?
>>
>>145229883
What happens if an arrow flies into one of the cracks in the shields
>>
>>145233656
were you referring to buttercup?
i mainly play zarya and pharah desu
>>
>>145228910
symmetras full charge only does 120 dps thats worse than soldier and even torbjorn lmao
>>
>>145233903
yes, feminine names that make me want to protect you and hold you close
>>
>>145233507
Yeah, but I wasn't sitting on the point. You just don't get it, it was too fast.
>>
>>145230357
The kicker is that you're the white fuggboi and are desperately trying to drown out the bull breeding your gf in the other room. so sad
>>
>>145233945
But you need to remember that Symmetra can lock-on, while Soldier's and Torbjorn's can't
>>
>>145233945
to be fair it autotracks making it's effective DPS much higher especially at it's range, unless you're godly at tracking
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/r/equesting that pic of that black d.Va cosplayer
>YO NIGGA NERF DIS
>>
>>145233436
43%
>>
>>145232760
Time and space is convoluted in Lordran
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>>145231743
>>145231829
>>145232065

It was Toblerone.

Easy mode.
>>
>>145232376
>tfw 20
>tfw sound like I'm 15
>>
next time I get a windowfaker in my team on push the payload I'm blocking their sight until they switch
>>
>>145232376

I barely play this game sober.
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>>145233470
Healers aren't overpowered, though. Mercy+Bastion would be all over the place if they were.
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>>145232376
add me familia

wattle#1529
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>>145234491
The weekend brings out the worst players.
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>>145234346
>tfw 18
>tfw sound like a fat 30-40 yr old chain smoker
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>>145234718
>tfw 28
>tfw sound like Ray Romano
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>>145234718
It's cool, people probably think it's just some retarded old guy
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>it's a winning team is always the only one saying gg episode
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I found it so hard adjusting to nearly any other heroes poop level of mobility after using Pharrah.

Some games I don't touch the ground, fuck a Junkrat. Fuck a Tracer.

Also you can perch on the central idol of that one shrine KotH on Nepal and contest and no one even looks.
>>
>>145234346
It's ok. I'm 21 and my Id picture is literally from when I was 15 when I got my permit. Sometimes the clerks give me shit when I try to buy alcohol
>>
>>145234346
tfw suddenly want your boipucci
>>
>>145232376
i have no alcohol today, but i would be down for it some other time
>>
>>145232376
am drunk but don't know what's happening


#aaaaaaaaaaa

Kwazzi#1878
>>
>>145235195
Yeah my id shows a picture from when I was like 15-16 as well, sometimes people look at me weird since I look so much different than in my id, beard and different hair etc
>>
>>145221389
Dicks, penut butter and bananas
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>>145233090
But she'll never age anon.
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What hero can i play as if i have 200-250ms?
my isp told me there's something wrong around the area i'm in and they're fixing it
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>>145222091
please, sleep tight reaper
>>
Anyone else running into lots of double torbjorn shitters in defense maps?

Payload is fine. But assault is , fuck me, i can't.

I'm just dodging those games, i don't want to die of cancer. All this salt can't be good.

Gotta love when people switch to bastion + torbjorn in the last minute of the game.

YO ADAPT TO THIS CHEAP BULLSHIT IN 15 SECONDS, GO!
>>
what do you call two reapers
columbine
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>>145228916

Literally every single female wieghtlifter or powerlifter that has ever made podium in international competition is on var and winny (and stims) at the very least. Drug tests are and will forever be easy to dodge for hormones because the effects of the drugs last longer than their metabolites, and you can just use short esters to make sure that you have access to clean blood/urine. Some states (All of eastern Europe pretty much, China, some African shitholes) support their athletes with specialized drug coaches and obstruct the ability of organizations like WADA to test their athletes by delaying the approval of testers' visas and forewarning them, etc.

I use myself, it's trivially easy to do. People who get caught are just either really dumb or really unlucky and got sold dbol instead of var for example, something with a longer half life than their dosing schedule allowed them to conceal.

tl;dr if you think any strength athlete (male or female) medaling in international competition isn't on gear you're delusional
>>
>Pretty much only play tanks, supports, and Soldier

Am I shitter? or
>>
>>145239925
No, I play Mcree on defense. I'm a shitter.
>>
>join game all ready in process.
>Hollywood Attack
>capture Objective
>sure bros, I will help you push through, pick my girl D.Va
> boost forward, go around corner
>SIX MOTHER FUCKING TORBONES ALREADY SET UP
>proceed to get torn apart every time I barely walk around a corner, even with Reinhardt and trying to Widowmaker and Mcree our way through the dwarf fucks

How is his acceptable?
>>
How does Mei's fat fist make the same damage as Zarya's fist or Genji's shorter blade? Is she just that fat?
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>>145240254
The secret is the pounds of gold she hides in her gloves. She could probably punch someone ten feet up hill.
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>>145240254
Maybe her fist is actually a secret weapon, kind of like the power fist from Fallout? Or genetics maybe?
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>>145224029
make me.
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