papyrus edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own bone
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
I love you guys
Get that dick out of your mouth, anon.
Remember to take care of your teeth, /utg/
I love you /utg/!
nth for goat husbando
>not deleting the IRC
shtit op
>>145212438
hey, this is mine!
>>145212264
remove irc its a ct circlejerk
i'm confused
Nth for Omega
>>145212264
This is by far the worst undertale fanart I've ever seen
nth for abandoning this goat like the piece of trash he is
>>145212438
BRUSHY BRUSHY
>>145212458
I've been looking for source to it. Who are you?
>>145212437
no i like it
>>145212438
Thank you, I do!
My dentists loves my teeth.
>worst skele edition
Get it out of my sight!
>>145212439
fuck you i don't like your posts because you are black.
>>145212595
>Papyrus worst skelly
please take your shit taste and leave
xth for floweyfags fucking off
>>145212438
Actually thanks for reminding.
I still would Undyne's teeth.
>>145212501
consider the following:
this artist draws cute omegas
>>145212595
REMOVE
SNOWDRAKE
FOREVER
taking care of your partner when they're sick!
>>145212595
>hating papyrus
>posting snowdrake
holy cannoli this is some next level shit posting.
>Dats right childrens, we used to be powerful n' shit. We had an army and a kingdom and went all around the world spreadin' our species' might. We used the power of magic to build castles and we even used to fly. I ain't bullshittin' you!
>Well, what da fuck happened, mammy? Why we be livin' underground and you be goin' out arrangin' gay marriages all day?
>Cuz dem mothafuckin' humies came and oppressed us and took away our land and trapped us down here. Now get yo' monster ass back to bed.
>>145212553
I'm a drawfag
Greetings anon, and good evening! I hope you had a great day so far, and are ready to begin to wrap it up and get the quality rest that your body needs! It was some record-breaking high temps in WV today, and I couldn't enjoy it enough!
What did you do today anon?
I love you!
Worst characterfag
worst anon
worst namefag
worst contentfag
>>145212934
Yes anon but do you use a name anywhere tied to your art?
BABYBONES
>>145212804
I like cute Omegas.
>>145212837
Pictures like this where a person is sick and they get taken care of always look so comfy but when I actually get sick it's horrible and I'd feel too bad to be comfy even if I had someone to take care of me
>>145212967
absolutely everyone
>>145212945
It is also very hot here and I am melting oh god
>>145212967
All of them
(You)
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>145212967
Asriellefags
(you)
any
The ones that use names
>>145212967
frick
frick
frick
frick
>>145213007
are cute
>>145213003
you dont know how much i love you
>>145212804
>>145213024
Why do these remind me of the Brave Little Toaster?
>>145212967
frick
frick
frick
frick
>>145212553
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18235661/
>>145213005
no actually, I just drew this and posted here
>>145212967
asrielfags
(you)
mspg
mspg
>>145213214
Now why couldn't I find that I wonder. I almost never fail to find source. Thanks.
>>145213214
>FA
2nd hack when
wipe this stinking place off the map
>>145213150
yes
Why are there so many shit posters today?
>>145213024
me too
>>145213180
square/rectangular head and face, proportion of facial features (eyes take up half of face, mouth takes up the other), cartoony style
that's my best guess anyway
>>145213214
why do people still use FA when furrynetwork is superior
>>145212808
>>145212683
Snowdrake is irremovable.
exercising with the lovely lady!
>>145213396
Weekend
What do monsters worship?
My last hope for utg is thatthe day we die we all spam our Undertale art folders so we can at least die in peace
>>145213407
used to it.
Because everyone else uses it.
Only way to get rid of it by getting it taken down.
Beautiful bone structure!
>>145212967
All of them including me who likes many characters
(you) and (you) whenever you give me a (you) because I hate (you)
Geek or Frick
Anyone who thinks their content is actually good.
Would you read this magazine?
>>145213470
I really really need to exercise today but I don't wanna
>>145213396
Its Saturday and summer
>>145213405
Got a source?
>>145213470
Yelling at the momma like the momma's momma used to yell at her!
Making the momma cry!
>>145212501
xth for flowey
>>145213586
I can't read alien
>>145213586
I couldn't even if I tried
http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm
Post your
>favourite character
>autism score
Sans
4
>>145213007IMMINENTRAPE
>>145213602
Do it! You'll feel better afterwords!
>>145213585
totally agree!
>>145213615
erudier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kny7KMKCjSM
i normally don't do screengrabs but i really liked those faces and they work as standalones, kinda
>>145213703
Chara
5
>>145212264
how do i reblog
>>145213703
>Asriel
>24
But this is exactly what you wanted isn't it
>>145213792
I know how to stop the rape.
>Papyrus approaching anon with open arms!
>Anon being tired of Papyrus's bullshit!
>Anon striking at Papyrus's hand as soon as he gets in range!
>Papyrus's hand getting chopped off, falling to the ground before becoming dust!
>Papyrus looking at anon in shock and confusion, not understanding where such anger and frustration could be coming from!
>Anon getting even more pissed off at the retarded, autistic skeleton!
>Anon kicking Papyrus in the knee, watching him fall over as the knee cracks!
>Anon bashing his own head into Papyrus's in rage, ignoring the pain, knocking Papyrus down on his back!
>Anon hacking away at Papyrus's legs, turning them into dust bit by bit!
>Papyrus looking at anon in terror, telling them to stop, telling them they could still change!
>Anon completely ignoring his words!
>Anon lazily kicking the broken skeleton on the ground in disgust!
>Papyrus bursting into tears from the situation!
>Anon's face twisting in pure despise at Papyrus!
>Anon jumping on Papyrus's head, slamming his feet on it as hard as he can, smashing his skull and silencing him down for good!
>Anon watching as the whole wounded skeleton slowly turns into dust!
>Anon being finally able to relax with the skeleton gone, him being happy that Papyrus will no longer bother anyone!
>>145213703
Toriel
27
>>145213703
dadfag
3
>>145213693
this was a good picture
>>145213847
Oh, I should've known that. Can't believe I didn't recognize that style
>>145213703
Papyrus30
>>145213915
No, I want you to be happy and not mentally challenged, no matter the characters you like.
So cool!
>>145213930
Now post the one about NTRing Asriel
>>145213405
Yeah, that seems about right, the styles do look a bit like each other.
>>145213703
Grillbz
7
>>145213703
momfag
2
>>145213893
are you posting on windows?
if so, click the X on top right of the screen
>>145213703
Asriel/Undyne
2
>>145213703
Chara
3
That's nice to know, I guess.
>>145214118
Oh. Well, uh.. too bad..?
>>145213665i love you
>>145213703
22
Undyne
>>145213703
Flowey
6
>>145213703
Mettaton
22
Just as I fucking thought.
>>145214356
>>145213746
Slapping the dinner momma made on the floor and telling her that it sucks!
Screaming at momma that she has to do it again!
Momma doing it and then going to her room to rock in her bed, in tears, for hours!
>>145213703
Flowey
3
>>145214148
I don't have that one.
>>145214530
>implying Toriel wouldn't just ditch you
she did it to kids she liked so what makes you think she wouldn't leave your ass to die?
>>145214126
He is a terrible cook.
I bet he just warms them up.
>>145213703
papyrus
10
>>145213703
shotagote
36
>>145214593
>ditch
lmao
more like use for heating fuel
>>145213703
Undyne
12, most of the points are likely just due to being homeschooled and not being around many people throughout my life. Every time I make a friend it's more or less by accident or they ask me.
Hey
Hey you.
Yeah, the cute Anon.
Post Void.
>>145214725
>>145214475
>>145214356
>>145214078
>>145213984
not sure if joking or not
I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?
At least half of these autism scores are bait, and I hope you all know that.
>>145214796
hey
i got some science bones. will these do?
>>145214828
Napstablook doing ghostly things
>>145214828
The annoying dog making bad posts online.
>>145214831
I don't follow
>>145213703
>Undyne
>2
Does an autist know if they're an autist?
>>145214725
Holy shit if this is true.
>>145214769
Yeah don't worry about it. 0-13 is still not autistic according to the test.
>>145214814
I wish I was.
>>145214831
The other half of them are the people who do not understand that.
fascist gote
>>145214828
Frisk hugging the plushie of a character of your choice.
>>145214796
im not cute but here you go i did this last thread
>>145214796
I only really have homoerotic void, is that okay?
>>145214814
Snowdrake looking stumped trying to solve Junior Jumble
>>145214814
>>145214831
M-Mine wasn't.
>>145214828
omega flowey at grillby's asking for apple juice. grillby is amused by this
>>145213930
Real talk, why do people think Papyrus won't defend himself? Is it his Geno route fight? He was ready to blast your ass if he hadn't underestimated you and died in one hit.
>>145213703
Papyrus
12I hate the touch of silk because I have very dry hands, otherwise would be much lower
*elevator music lazily plays in the background
>>145214828
can you draw those npcs from hotland? there's a black flame guy, a guy in a purple suit and a fox head. they are MTT's fans.
>>145214751
Are you saying she'd burn him alive? Fucking metal.
>>145214948
Yeah I assume they do. They're not stupid most of the time, just obsessed with things.
>>145214828
The green library lizard helping Monster Kid read.
It's very difficult to handle a book without arms, y'know.
>>145214302i love you too
>>145213703
>toriel
>4
cool
>>145213703
Alphys
30
>>145214948
Usually they do. They just keep failing to see what makes them a one.
>>145215004
>homoerotic void
NO TIME FOR THAT BULLSHIT WHEN THERE'S SCIENCE TO BE DONE.
>>145214948
I doubt an online test knows if you're an autist.
I like this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqonXTAz0vg
>>145215165
That makes sense.
>>145214579I've been on 4chan since the first year of the cup, and I STILL don't know where to watch it. Or if you even watch it?
>>145214302I love you too
>>145214831
>Fun things are not real and you shouldn't enjoy yourselves.
>>145213703
Chara
18
You know, I think I'm really starting to like Gaster
>>145215067
I want to be stuck in an elevator with Chara.
Frisk is a qt womanChara is lucky to have such a qt gf
>>145215282
Yeah!
Embrace the Void!
He's cool, we get laser cannons and spooky void magic and cool tunes like: https://soundcloud.com/nine-zero-music/truer-than-fiction
>>145215226
google thefourchancup and it's the one that isn't twitch. can't type it because system thinks its spam.
>>145215360
Quintili Vare, memes redde!
>>145215067
>chara's shoes
>CHARA
AAAAAAAHGAHGHGAHGAHGHA
>>145214814
my score is real but I'm a socially inept shut-in due to drug addict parents rather than autism
>>145215067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TmoYBcLul8
>>145214828
Frisk at the beach with all the smolgotes doing stuff.
>>145215003
10/10
>>145214828
Gaster caring for a sick kid Alphys.
>>145215186
Whoa rude
>>145215146
But you're not the one I love.
>>145215229
<3
>>145215382
I think I wanna be a cool scientist when I grow up, kind of like gaster but without being dead/voidified. What kind of scientist should I be?
>>145215083
Yeah.
She has experience doing that.
>>145215540
I told you>>145215146 !
You just can't deceive them.
They are soulm8s.
>>145214954
True, I wasn't too worried, while I bumble socially I'm pretty aware of other people
>>145215360
Frisk is a qt trap.
>>145215508
thanks anon !
>>145213703
>Papyrus
>33
Uh, huh. Well look at that. I've got the auts.
>>145215535
What is the best gaster fight theme?
I'm so happy someone finally did my request. I've been asking for almost a month now.
>>145213703
sansfags, dadfags, Flowey, and Undynefags all confirmed non-autistic
>>145215850
gote is plotting something
Why are you taking an online test to see if you're autistic?
You're in an Undertale general. Over half a year after the game released. Use your common sense.
>>145215835
https://soundcloud.com/nine-zero-music/truer-than-fiction
https://soundcloud.com/nicolasaquiles/the-good-doctor
I prefer playful over spooky.
>>145215865
>undynefags
>non-autistic
now hold up a sec
>>145215802
Gaster is just frustrated there because he wants the goatdick but Asgore doesn't noticed
>>145215835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQz1Ilgy4IQ
>>145215975
Yeah, Chara and Frisk just got his fur all wet.
He's probably gonna get them back later.
>>145215979
This just happens to be my favorite place to shitpost.
>>145216082
The barbossafags are much more autistic
>>145213703
nice cream guy
9
not that autistic
>>145216191
t. fishfag
>>145215835
FUCK THAT DREEMURR REBORN SHIT
FATZ IS A FUCK
MEGALO STRIKE BACK WILL ALWAYS BE THE TRUE W.D. GASTER FIGHT THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZZnAdTX3nk
How do I science myself into omnipresence like Gaster?
>>145215213
It's pretty good, took quite a few liberties with canon but it was fun to watch.
>>145214954
>>145214814
not joking unfortunately
>>145214913
>>145216558
Throw yourself into a black hole or a particle accellerator.
Which Undertale would you stick your hard dick into?
>>145216558
CREATE A BLACK HOLE
"ACCIDENTALLY" LET THE CONTAINMENT FAIL
???
PROFIT
>>145216558
Throw yourself into the CORE.
Say hi to Chara and Gaster in the void for me.
>>145216676
None of them but I would let her ex stick his dick into me
>>145216657
he could be among us as we speak
>>145216676
I find it difficult to sexual Undertales.I wouldn't mind if Bratty wanted to eat me though.
>>145216657
Toby deleting his tweets
>>145215850
Is that caribun?
>>145216676Nicecream
>>145216821
Hey, I'm the same way!It's much harder to sexualize them in the typical manner but them being monsters it's relatively easy to consider them wanting to eat you.
What will you do after /utg/ dies?
>>145216676
>>145216962
burgerpants
a lot
>>145217043
Shitpost some other general to death.
>>145216676
I'd rather be the one taking it tbqhwyf
>>145217043
i might get claimed by another fandom but this has been my only one. im not so eager to jump into another.
>>145216558
You know the large hadron collider? You have to use it on yourself.
>>145217043
become a productive member of society
>>145217043
my mission at last finished, i will receive the iron cross for extermination of fishfriends before being deployed elsewhere
>>145216867I don't know, they just showed up, asked for requests with no name, and left. Whoever they are, I love them though.
>>145217043
Cherish my Chara pictures for a while, hopefully keep up with the people I like, such as /sp/ider and act, and eventually move on from Undertale.
>>145217043make a new thread
>>145217165
Will that really work?
Goodnight!
See you when deadhours start.
>>145216867
Yes.
>>145217043
Whatever I was doing before /utg/ existed. I'm shocked it's still alive.
>>145217358
Only one way to find out.
>>145216676
Chara
>>145217043
/utg/ will never die
>>145217498
Like a cancer cell
>>145216676
Muffetpusspuss
>>145216676
Undyne
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ANON
>>145217618
Or a mighty titan of memes
>>145217038
Wolfeditor?
>>145217508
Poor Papyrus.
What will we do now?Laugh some more?Throw rocks at him?Dump something corrosive on his body?
Muffet teaching you about sex! Muffet knows how to make you feel good even better than you do!
1. /utg/ will never die.
2. The Nice Cream guy is a blue bunny. I haven't played this game since December. this just dawned upon me. FUCK.
>>145216676
Temmie, without a doubt
>>145217702
You're grounded, Chara.
OC
Copied from a Lava-Alley drawing.
>>145217715
Muffet taking your virginity
through your butt
>>145217732
utg is alive
what
>>145217859
I want this
>>145217815
* But it refused
>>145217715
I want Muffet to forcibly lay her eggs down my throat and for our children to erupt from my stomach and chest cavity!
>>145217952
The ovipositor in throat I can get behind, I don't know about the other parts.
>>145217702
Send him disparaging mail
And a rope with a noose
>>145217702
Leave him alone.
The worst skeleton doesn't deserve any attention. Not even negative one.
>>145217070
>>145218010
In truth Muffet would eat you after mating for nutrition, get pregnant with your thousand children and then be consumed herself after birth.
>>145217464
>tomatah sauce on cake
wtf
>>145218078
Wait a minute... there's another paw in there
>>145218092
No that's horrible she would be kind and loving and not think about horrible things like that
>>145217702
All he needs now is a good bone!
>>145217903
One more edgy post from you and it's no more chocolate for a month.
>>145218123
it's ketchup!
>>145216676
none of them
>>145218140
that's suspicious
>>145218140
Wonder who it could be...
>>145218092
That is incredibly hot.
>>145218092
nice memes
that almost never happens
>>145217251
>>145217403
Well time to spend the rest of my night trying to convince myself I didn't miss caribun taking requests.
>>145218316
spiders, stop posting
good night utg
have a snez
>>145218140
>>145218196
Don't try to make threats you can't actually carry out.
>>145218265
a threesome with Asgore and Nicecream would be perfect.
Two hot, innocent cinnamon buns
>>145218387
sleep well lil skell
You still love me right?
>>145217952
>>145218092
Seeing how the male mate would be of similar size to Muffet, this is unlikely.
Spider species that have similar size almost never exhibit cases of male cannabalsim, nor do they lay their offspring into their mate. Most even somewhat protect their youth in the same manner a mammal would.
>>145218316
It will definitely happen when I ask her to make sure it does.
>>145213703
Asriel
13
>>145218402
I'm melting ALL OF IT and pouring it down the sink!
>>145218664
Those are gonna be hella clogged.
>>145218525
Hrm....I'm not sure.SHUTUP, FOUR EYES*steals your GBA*
>>145215142
>>145218664
Go ahead and clog your sink. I have mine.
>>145218821Hey, that wasn't me!Actually, I guess I should be glad.
>>145218931
I got some chocolate, too!
Should Ido some drugs?
>>145218525
...?
>>145218862
So is she related to Alphys?
>>145219170
No anon, drugs are bad.
>>145219170
That isa bad time waiting to happen
>>145219170Nah.
>>145218862
Cute! I love artwork of NPCs interacting.
>>145219036YOU FELL FOR IT, DOOFUS*puts the stolen GBA in your backpack and tells the principal*
>>145219378
Oh no! Why would you do this? ;_;
>>145219170
Depends what sort, don't it?
>>145219378
Please don't bully the anons.
>>145219378
HEY
LEAVE THAT BOY ALONE
>>145219270
So is not sleeping because you didn't.
>>145219308
So is keeping this up.
>>145219489
Since I'm outta booze, just weed.
>>145219646
Well then why the hell not, eh?
>>145219170
hugs > drugs
>>145219646
Please don't anon they're bad for you
>>145219646
just smoke it man, don't get my hopes up for you doing like crack or something
I've had the game open for over an hour now. I finished the true pacifist ending 6 months ago. I'm on the screen with the option of continuing or a true reset.
The ambient music is far away and sounds like it's coming from a cave, like machinery working deep underground. Reminds me a lot of portal 2. Occasionally there'll be a low pitched beep.
My friend gave me this game for my birthday and then the next month cut off all contact with me and told me my life wasn't going to get better until I got friends that didn't hate me to my core.
7 months later they're right. My life hasn't gotten better. Not that I haven't tried. And I don't think it'll be better another 7 months from now.
I think I'm just going to sit and listen to the beeps for a while longer.
>>145219646
We need the D.A.R.E. goat
How's everyone doing on this fine day?I'm doing poorly. Just finished a clean install of Windows to try to fix an issue, but it's still present. Which means it must be a hardware issue. Beh.
>>145219646
Still don't do it
>>145219843
>>145220052
I remember the DARE program. There would be posters all over my elementary school with it.
>>145219787
Don't reset anon, they're all happy.
Shees stop giving my stupid shit (you)s.I'm doing it.
Would you hug this?
>>145219856
i know that feel anoni can't get flockmod program working on my pc because windows thinks adobe air is installed and it won't uninstall
>>145219856
Doing alright. Re-purposed my RasPi to be a adblocker, set up a NAS,crying,drawing now.
>>145220167
Cute mom!!
>>145220052
I want to get uncomfortably close to this goat.
>>145219787
don't reset.
assuming you're not in the hospital or something...you need to get off your ass and make your life better. no one's going to magically appear and make things better for you, it's all on you. you need to get out there and find people who share your interests. if you don't have any then get a hobby.
building social skills takes time and effort. if you're anything like me you'll be abrasive for a long time...but i believe in you.
i don't know your specific situation but what i want you to get from this is that YOU need to be the change in your own life if you want things to get any better.
Anons wearing D.A.R.E. shirts and telling you not to do drugs
>>145220224
I would not, but it's a pretty good costume all the same.
>>145220253Sounds sucky. Hopefully it won't come down to a reinstall for you too. Though if it does, hopefully that fixes it.
>>145220369
Sounds like a mostly productive day. Glad you're doing well enough, overall.It helps sometimes.
>>145220593
Selling drugs to underage anons
>>145220905
Chocolate is my drug.
>>145220593
weed isnt even that bad, let the man smoke in peace
>>145220905
Which anon would you corrupt into trying drugs?
>>145220905
Anons getting addicted to cocaine and heroin!
Anons losing every kind of perspective on their lives!
Anons dying of overdose!
>>145221076
It's still drugs anon and smoking is bad too please don't do it
>>145214994
>>145221012
Industrial is better
>>145221078
I will corrupt crybleat first. He seems a little down.
Then, I will corrupt the "good morning /utg/ I love you" anon.
>>145221223
ok mom
>>145221317
The "goodmorning" anon you're referring too says "goodnight" as well. I'm almost certain it's the same person.
>>145221301
HNNNNNNNNNG
>>145221301
Super cute.
Now I want a plushie vulkin.
>>145221223
i stopped after high school because it was a waste of money dont worry about me
>>145221317
>>145221397
The "good morning" and "good night" person is crateanon
>>145221223too late
This is actually a huge improvement to how my intoxicant intake used to be. Life sucks, at least me have a perspective to look at it from that makes it look funny.
>>145221317
>>145221397
That's crateanon, he's been here since october
>>145221301
Holy shit that's cute
>>145221317
Dark chocolate trumps all other worldly pleasures EXCEPTthe feeling of a person gently running their fingers through your hair as you lie comfortably across them.
>>145221317
>>145221397
I believe the anon you are referring to is crateanon.
>>145221397
I do it, too. It feels good when someone says goodnight to you.
>>145221506
>>145221559
Hope crateanon likes brownies.
>>145221397
Please no
>>145221645I'm actually allergic, sorry!
I saw an extremely muscly, attractive woman today in an Army uniform and for some reason the first thing I thought of was Undyne? This game has burrowed way to deep into my psyche.
>>145221918
It's okay, I think of Mettaton every time I see a guy with a cute butt.
>>145221785
thats my boy, im proud of you for saying no
>>145221918
I saw a girl the other day that looked like a teenage Frisk.
>>145221621
I have never experienced that. Maybe someday.
>>145221785
Do you want ?
>>145222062
Thank you!
Crateanon a qt
Anonfags are the worst
>>145220535
eh I've tried the whole "make friends" things, I've never been good at it
every brief friendship I make just fizzles out even if I try and keep up contact with the person. people just get tired of me. I think that's how it's always going to be.
>>145222382
Gaster attempting to eat ice cream but it keeps falling onto him and melting into his blob body
>>145222382
Chara and Gaster playing chess or checkers in the void.
>>145222382
flowey driving an 18 wheeler
Something doesn't feel quite right about this thread, /utg/.
It seems to be severely lacking in_______.
>>145222491
M U F F E T
>>145222382
Asgore with "just fuck my shit up" hair and eyes.
>>145222382
Cute bote.
>>145222491spider pusspuss.
>>145222461
do you play Euro Truck Simulator 2 and furiously masturbate
>>145222491
undyne
>>145222491
Best child!
>>145222491
Robots
>>145222491WORSHIPfits that space perfectly
>>145222382
non-detailed mettaton with headphones
>4am
Sleep or /utg/?
>>145222491
GARY STRYDOM WOOOOOOOOOW
>>145222491
Posters.
>>145222491
bones
>>145222705
/utg/!
>>145222705
You have work, a social meeting or any related event?
Yo anon, I've gotta go to bed so I can take my dogs to the vet tommorow so they can get their rabies shot. You all don't tear the place down while I'm out, ok?
Love you anon!
Goodnight!
>>145222382
Undyne wearing a hard hat
>>145221317
no thank you
>>145222416
i'm the exact same way dude. don't give up. think about why people get tired of you. maybe you guys just drift apart with no real reason, maybe it's something about you.
or if you really think that about yourself, then learn to enjoy your own company, learn to love yourself. become a more positive person and share your good energy with others.i'll shut up now lol
>>145219787
What country are you in?
What age?
How fit?
Any disabilities or crimes?
If you hit a wall like that, like I did, there's nothing to stop you from doing crazy shit, like enlisting or joining the peace keepers or the foreign legion or whatever.
Shit isn't gonna fix itself magically. Get that GI bill and go to college or something. Worked for me.
unless you have something preventing you from doing so in which case im sorry
>>145222797
No. I just make music.
Should I just join this anon >>145222859 ?
>>145222447
>>145222859
I love you too, good night!
There's been lots of complaining today so I'm curious.
What do you LIKE about /utg/?
>>145223052
Sleeping is important for your body and it helps you to be more "creative". I don't know your body clock but you can decode if you are tired or not.
>>145222572
you got half of that right
>>145222737
too close
>>145223169
Thank you! Poor voidman can't catch a break.
>>145222524 >>145222560
Grand prize winners!
>>145222573 >>145222737
Runner ups!
>>145222661 >>145222754
Honorable mentions.
>>145222617 >>145222672 >>145222734
Joke posters are still welcome though.
>>145223256
I don't want to know what half...
>>145223249
Alright, let's give it a try. Goodnight!
>>145223247
I like being able to discuss fantasies and interpretations and feelings. /utg/ makes me feel lives and is always here for me when I'm sad or lonely too.
>>145223406
Rigged
>>145223247
honestly just the contentfags
>>145222491
I agree. There is a severe shortage of images depicting Frisk flirting with every monster, including the rock in the ruins.
>>145223247
floweyposting
makes me laugh sometimes
>>145223406
>joke posters
Chara ain't no joke
>>145215069
>>145223169
Oh no, poor thing!
>>145223247It's a little different than the rest of 4chan and I find it to be refreshing. I just happened to play the game a couple times and get hopelessly attached to the characters, then I found this thread and have been coming back every day
Which Undertale would spread purple pride server wide?
Should I finally watch game of thrones?
>>145223768
I've had the same experience.
I've never been this attached to a game before.
Is Zooptopia as good as the hype says?
>>145223391
I have a better one, but i have already posted it like 5 threads ago.
>>145224027
It was okay. It's your average disney movie.
Goat
Children
>>145223843
Why not?
>>145224027
Much like Undertale, it's overhyped. It's a cute movie, nothing life changing. Great visuals and character design, terrible soundtrack, predictable but fun story.
>>145224027
Form your own opinion of it, anon.
It was way better than I was expecting, but that's me.
>>145223913
Neither have I. The game isn't particularly great or bad or anything, but it's sitting right in that 'humble and comfy' zone that I feel most devs feel they can't market to nowadays.
>>145224365
The problem is I don't think I've ever come across the fabled Undertale overhyper so I have no idea.
>>145224379
I plan to. Gonna download it tonight.
>>145224332
>hair
Disgusting
>>145223569
Wow, those are some expressive bot faces. Gorgeous style.
>>145223247
Complaining, really.
>>145222452
>>145224660
>you will never play checkers with gaster for eternity
why live?
>>145224660
I love how focused Gaster looks
>tfw shave day
>>145224660
That's neat
>>145224474
Asgore has hair
>>145224474
>>145222461
>>145225358
kek
nice work anon
is this tsundereplane
>>145225358
ayy
thanks anon, love it
>>145217043
I'll probably stop writing and just practice drawing, start going to other boards like /mu/ and /v/ again
>>145225324
>>145225303
He's an adult, it's probably a mane.
Look at Asriel.
How much time do you guys thing /utg/ has left? I'm scared.
>>145225647
Still not seeing any hair faм
>>145225670
5 minutes
>>145225358
oh!!! I love it!!!
>>145225670
four, maybe five minutes
>>145225789
I meant the kid form, dumbass.
Gote Frisk shouldn't have hair because they're a kid.
>>145225670
At least a few more years. Don't worry anon, we'll be around a long time
>>145225852
If adult gotes were supposed to have hair, then Asriel would've given his adult OC hair
>>145225453
SAUCE
A
U
C
E
>>145224332
oshid
sauce?
>>145225453
Should not want
>>145225949
Asgore has hair.
Besides, you're just adding to my point.
>>145225886
Oh, Lord, I hope not. Imagine being a regular here for years.
>>145225358
I can't believe this meme lasted so long
Maybe I should be a quantum physicist when I grow up. Tell me cool things about quantum physics
>>145215508
>>145226171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YM0Ln7KgrU
>>145226550
everything is strings
or something
>>145226550
It doesn't make a lick of sense
>>145226687
No, that's string theory
And string theory's just a dumb meme
If I master quantum physics can I have cool void magic like gaster
>>145226642
your frisk is so cute
>>145226772
Yeah but you need around level 80 quantum physics.
>>145226642
Holy shit
>>145226772
No but you can go up to people and tell them you have a Ph.D and a you're a quantum physicist. Then if they try to correct you, you just refer back to your physics degree. No matter what it's about. It always works.
>>145226642
How do you do these so quick and so good
My goodness
>>145226913
so if I cause a car wreck and there's filmed evidence of it can I pull out my physics degree and tell them they're wrong
>>145226913
Are you a quantum physicist?
Hello
how are you guys today?
>>145227035
Yes.
>>145227091
LOVE ME LIKE I NEED TO BE LOVED
>>145227091
t-thanks you too
>>145227125
What is it like? What do you do? Can you tell me some cool things about quantum physics, or at least explain the idea of it simple enough for me to understand?
>>145226913
Is this anything like telling people that your PhD in biochem makes you an authority on literally everything?
>>145227091i love you
>>145227125
How do you get paid?
>>145227339
Oh please, the PhD hierarchy places quantum physicists well above those losers.
>>145226642
Reminds me of Curly Brace + the colons
albeit less... militaristic
>>145222550
>>145222676
kinda fused the two requests
sorry it's a bit sketchy, not too good with drawing metta
>>145227553
A PICTURE FOR ANTS
>>145227512
This is 100% bone-hard truth, but try telling that to the assholes I work for.
It's Undyne time
>>145227160
Im sure anons here love you <3
>>145227240
but i didnt say nothing to prompt a thank you...
>>145227416
love you too
>>145228313
NO
I ONLY WANT YOU
>>145228364
This is so fucking cringy dude, stop
>>145226642
i can't express in words how cute this is
thank you pumpkin
>>145213703
Catty
33
>>145228183
Does that mean it is also time to duel the fish?
>>145228183
>>145222868
last one tonight.
it's 3:25 so i should get some sleep
>>145227091
yes
>>145215360
>>145215684
Frisk's gender isdetermination:^)
is your refrigerator running, /utg/?
>>145227736
No, I love it! Thank you a lot, anon!I love you.
>>145228729
Yeah, but it's not open, if that's what you mean?
>>145228729
yeah, why?
>>145228729
Barely, but yeah
>>145228729
It's 97 degrees outside during the day and the icemaker is broken, so it better start runnin' somehow.
Hey /utg/Vocaroo yourself humming one of your favorite Undertale songs.
>>145213703
Papyrus
7
>>145228949
>>145229124
Heck yeah! Wait a minute.
>>145228581
good
>>145228770
>>145228885
>>145228954
nice. i'll be over to deposit the brewskis.
>>145229094
okay. i'll send over an electrician to fix it. good communication is important, y'know.
>>145229347
Sorry anon I don't drink but thank you anyway
>>145229136
here
http://imgur.com/Z1549ou
>>145229347
Oh shit dude, thanks!
>>145229542
Thanks! I'm gonna get that skelebro VA to voice it in it's engrish glory
REAL
MKID
HOURS
>>145228183
>>145228516
I wish there were more Undyne gifs
>>145229683
Oh, you make VA?
>>145215512
Last one for now.
>>145229916
No, that one Anon does
>>145229978
Pumpkin, you know you're a blessing and a treasure to this general, right?
Hello my children! Just dropped by to say I love all of you and I hope you are behaving well and staying well fed. Do not forget to go to sleep early to maintain a healthy sleep schedule.
-Toriel ]: )
P.S.: Look at this hat some children at the park gave me!
P.S.S.: They said I looked "Hell-ah dope" with it.
P.S.S.S.: I do not know what "Hell-ah dope" means ]: )
>>145229902
I gotchu
>>145230061
I love you too mom!
>>145230061
>tfw still up at 5:45
>>145230061
mom please don't swear
>>145230061
I'm having trouble falling asleep...C-could I sleep with you?
>>145230061
Thanks mom, I'll make sure to go to bed earlier tonight! Love you too!
>>145229978
awwww
>>145229885
ESSENTIAL MK fics
http://pastebin.com/vkNyENSD
http://pastebin.com/0PMgfXpa
http://pastebin.com/5Cx71Axn
>>145230220
>Not taking into account different time zones.
>>145230220
oh!! did you draw this?
>>145230061
Thanks hot momma!
>>145230646
Just edited that in.
>>145230590
It's only 12 PM here. I wonder how long will I stay here before everybody goes to sleep. According to research, most of the people is offline at 3 AM GMT.
>>145229885
>>145230450
>Monster Kid going through puberty
>Monster Kid abandoning the "kid" part of their name and becoming Monster Teen and then Monster Adult
>Monster Kidgrowing small arms
is quantum physics real
>>145231309
yes
>>145231392
what is quantum physics
>>145231091
>implying MKid wouldn't use an xboxhueg tail to grab things
>>145231446
g o o g l e
>>145231663The arms would probs be proportionately similar to those of a T-Rex anyway
>>145230061
Thank you, gorgeous. I'm pretty tired, anyways.
>>145231696
Anon Google is not quantum physics
I want to sleep with goat mom so the nightmares go away
>>145231972
I do too. I haven't had a happy dream in years. Maybe she could help.
one last request before I hit bed
>>145232091
Muffet comforting a sad anon please
>>145232091
This but with Muffet
>>145231972
Even if they didn't, she'd be right there for comfort. To hear her low voice next to your ear, trying to calm you down.
>>145231853
Well, duh.
>>145232091
Dadfags being bullied
in a cute way
>>145232091
sans giving Muffet a bad time
>>145232091
Monster Adult
>>145232023
I know she would. She makes everything happy.
>>145232210
I feel like I can almost hear it...
>>145230061
sleepy dream timewith you
>>145232346
>I feel like I can almost hear it...
Ah yes, the soothing voice that goes:
AHRRR AHRR AHRRR AHRRRRR AHRRR AHRRRRR AHRRR AHRRRRR AHRRRRRRR
>>145232579
loI
I obviously did not mean that, silly. I have my own ideas of what they all sound like.
>>145232579
>SilvaGunner "Dating Fight!"
Why did I remember that...?
I am happy to return to momfag hour, but alas, it fees like the coda of it, like it won't last much longer. Bittersweet.
daily reminder to boop the snoot!
>>145232846
Don't worry Anon, there'll be more tomorrow. Mom is always here.
The one bot thread and I miss a grand majority of it. Oh, well. It's close to dark hours again, but whatever. How is everyone tonight?
>>145232741
let's relive that magic shall we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQe9YF9zXWk
>>145233037
Doing fine, fellow botposter. Just confy in bed after a shower.
Would you?I would
>>145233037
>>145233154
Is it bot time? I am here as well.
>>145232991
I'll miss you, until then. Maybe one or two of you will tarry just a little longer until I'm out.
>>145233339
There is no other thing my clock says apart from "BOT TIME".
>>145233154
Well, that's good.
>>145233339
I guess. I'm just trying to find more NEO art. I want more art to remind me of the disappointment that set in when I got to him.
>>145233323
Don't worry.
In time, he'll learn to enjoy it.
Hey guys.
How's it goin'?
>>145233681
You named your computer NEO? My laptop is the Swordfish_II.
>>145233816
Oh, hey. Things are going okay. How's it hanging for you, Grillby?
>>145233848
Motherfucker, I was gonna use that picture next-
Yeah, I named it NEO.Mainly because it's a piece of shit.
>>145233816
Fab-u-fucking-lous. Brandy, please.
>>145233131
Sooo... is that how skeleton vore works?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plr9jv8n9eU I think this is my favorite part of Undertale
>>145223247
>when my drawing gets reposted/ used as a reaction image
>CYOA's
>some anons can make really creative prompts
>pics
>chatting with other drawfags
>chatting with other anons with similar interests with AUs
>niceposters asking how everyone's day went
>general niceposting or posting useful stuff
>>145223247
2 hour late reply, but I like it when people use my edits.
It's quite often, and it makes me feel good.
>>145233929
I don't have fresh NEOs I'm afraid.
I do have a fresh Mettapants.
Thoughs, /utg/
>>145233816
i'm fine
how you doing?
>>145234606
I love it!
>>145234369
I don't have a lot in my NEO folderwhich is less than 50 pictures, so anything helps.
NEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqonXTAz0vg
>>145234872
What happened, my lovely fellow botfag, did you run out of gun manufacturers for your file names?
I was at the shops and saw 'prime goat cheese dusted with ash', and thought of /utg/. It was like $60 a kilo though fuck that noise.
Which undertale would eat prime goat cheese dusted with ash?
>>145235014
The ash absorbs the strong taste of the cheese. It's done with cheeses that are left to age, for people who can't quite take the full flavor.
>>145235010
No,but there's only about a dozen that are named after gun manufacturers, so,not yet.
>>145234606
>1HP
God damnit.
lots of spiderlust tonight, dang
I'll do some more drawing in a couple hours, Iv'e been hangin' out with the senpaiand playing Overwatch
>>145235337
I don't know why, I'm just craving this spider tonight
>>145235139
What a bunch of sissies
anyone have the image of the cringe college art club poster with horribly drawn undertale characters on it?
please, someone, i need it. i've been looking for it for ages.
>>145235207
Ha ha, you do have a Taurus. Sexy.
>>145235337
>>145235376
Are we posting spiders?
>>145235474
We don't have any cringeworthy material here.
>>145235549
STUFFET that MUFFET
>>145235525
I would also post the Mateba one I have, but someone already posted it.
>>145235337
That's because Muffet is THE cute.Who's your senpai?
>>145235574
We have cringeworthy anons!
>>145235549
we are, but that's not a spider.
That's a abomination
>>145235574
someone has to have it. figured this would be the best place to look for it sine i first saw it here.
anyone? anyone at all? i've seen the same god damn poster countless times at my college. i need to make sure it's the right one because i think i know the aspie who fucking drew it.
>>145235576
>>145235684
Don't diss Stuffet.
>>145235781
HIDEBUUUUUU
reminder
>>145213703
9
goatboy
>>145235549
Cute style, ugly subject. Inflating the spider is no good.
>>145235618
When I have Mettaton AR built in real life, I'm gonna camwhore with it. If we're still alive here on /utg/.
>>145235830
I think I'm cool...
>>145235337
you have a senpai?
>>145213703
Asriel
0
I had three before because I misread one of the questions.
>>145235818
>>145235827
>>145235901
You know you like it.
>>145235659
>>145235952
I meant 'family' in the literal sense and then shortened it out of habit and it got censored. oops
Anyway spider is, in fact, the cute
>>145235901
fetish art with a great style and disagreeable subject matter just makes me sad.ModeSeven pls
okay i just watched a documentary on quantum physics and I think I understand it a little better but not really
>>145235905
>If we're still alive here on /utg/.
Probably.Hopefully.Come to think of it, Mettaton AR would have more functionality than NEO. Fucking Alphys.
>>145213703
shotagoat
13
Just barely not autistic. Phew.
>>145235961
Wait why am I the only one who got a 0?
>>145236039
>Filthy degenerate
>Can fully appreciate ModeSeven's art
It feels good
Friendly remind that /utg/ will never be dead.
There's a general every day about a visual novel that hasn't had an update in 3 years.
>>145236090
Apparently you're the only socially well-adjusted person here. Congrats.
>>145213703
Asriel
7
>>145213703
momfag
2
>>145236182
I keep forgetting about them.
>>145236182
There used to be a thread about a VN that never had a full release.
>>145213703
Sans
27
If the Underground's military was more formal, would Undyne be like a General or more like a Captain?
>>145236203
Nah nigga that doesn't make sense. That are far less autists than there are normal people.
>>145236082
I don't know. I bet she didn't want him to put his dumb ass out there, but he did it anyway and she couldn't stop him.
>>145236171
I bet it does, dude's a prodigy
>>145236182
Iv'e thought about this before. I feel like it's entirely possible for a general to exist independently of a game, like some kind of gross, isolated ecosystem that subsists entirely on memes of its own making
We might just get there yet
>>145236390
Yeah, but /utg/ is not a randomly selected sample of the general population. Autistic people are way more likely to come here.
>>145213703
Dadfag
12
>>145236051
The more I learn, the more I become confounded. It's a weird thing.
https://www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=2609519
I can't fucking believe this is still a thing. God damn.I was reminded because I checked the Zootopia thread and Fatz was drawing a smut comic.
>>145213703
Frisk/Asriel
2
>>145236417
I guess. I mean, it'd make sense and that kinda upsets me.
What if Asriel was an anon
>>145213703
Chara
35
>>145236589
>fatz drawing zootopia porn
ha ha ha
>>145236451
undertale's relatively brief length and lack of sequels/additional content combined with its high-octane fanbase meant that people very quickly jumped from being fans of the game to being fans of fanworks of the game, which creates this self-perpetuating loop that can go on for a long, long time
i mean obviously things are considerably slower now and much of the remaining content consists of wretched shit like Creep or loverofpiggies' cabal of Original Skeletons Do Not Steal but you've still got cool stuff like To Pull a Tooth or Dogs of Future Past updating even this far out
>>145236552
>>145236090
There are a good number of people who got 1's, 2's, and 3's, which is still considered "normal".
>>145213703
24
Mettaton.Holy fuck, I'm retarded. I really did not understand the test since I don't speak fluent english, so I scored 31 once...
>>145236710
he's 8 years old
he'd probably go to /b/ and start crying
>>145236724
i'm not a huge fan of fatz's stuff but i can't blame him too much for that, nearly every good artist i know of has a vast pile of saucy lewds discreetly tucked away in a cupboard or something
evening /utg/
>>145235830
long as i'm not worst
>>145236730
> loverofpiggies' cabal of Original Skeletons Do Not Steal
thank you for saying this
I don't like any of it. Aftertale was ok but then they went way too far with all these flavors of sans
>>145236650
I think I know the feel. I have this fic about the two of them during genocide route that I can't bring myself to finish. It's depressing as shit.
>>145236724
You laugh, but the real funny part is it's probably less awful than anything he drew for Undertale.
>>145236589
>334 united states dollars
Thats...about what I expected. Good for him I suppose.
>>145236970
im just remembering how fatz doesnt like undertale lewds and he's drawing smut of a kids movie
dont mind me
>>145237052
Yeah, I got it.
>>145236358
The morenatsu general? It was back a few days ago but it had just become a general for furry VNs in general
>>145237052
>fatz doesn't like undertale lewds
its not fucking fair
i just want him to draw asriel swallowing and digesting frisk whole followed by realistic scat. it would even fit pretty well into his fan canon too.
>>145236730
>loverofpiggies
Are they still doing the Christmas Party garbage and Error Sans? I followed them for Aftertale but they consistently posted so much horseshit that I gave up on trying to ignore it all.
Is Aftertale even updating anymore?
>>145237259
i check e621 on occassion. not the best place for content but that's where i found out that aftertale still updates
>The saving private ryan beach scene but with undertale characters
>>145234606
>The day is dreadful.
>The land is hollow.
>Your friends are dead.
>You are the last bulwark of resistance.
>Let's teach this punk a lesson.
I'm gonna go take a shower be back soon /utg/
>>145237418
>>145237513
you remind me of that "brb pewdiepie I gotta do my chores" person
>>145237661
why do you know that person
>>145237759
huh?
>>145237645
I'd watch it. The beach scene would be horrible though. Can you imagine?
>>145237645
We need a drawn version of this
>>145213703
Sans
18
>>145236730
Whats To Pull a Tooth?
Undyne would be Captain Miller, but who's the medic?
>>145238035
The genocide Asgore comic, I don;t follow it but their design is neat
>>145237645
im happy as hell that matt damon is still there for some reason
>>145238035
Pulling a Tooth, sorry, it's a comic where Asgore absorbs the six souls to fight Genocide Frisk
in-character or not the art's very nice
>>145237645
Damon
a
m
o
n
>>145213703
sans
5
>>145238292
>>145238202
Oh now i know what your talking about i just didn't know that's what it was called
>>145238202
>>145238292
>dumb comic focused around the worst character
Oh that's why I never heard of it
>>145238154
NYEH HEH HEH, THEY JUST SHOT THE BATTALION SURGEON
slow day today huh
>>145238750
left for 5 hours during prime time and this thread hasn't even hit image limit
dead
>>145238750
whoa take it easy sonic, only one post per hour
>tfw not a gote w/ a little gotebro
>>145238202
>genocide asgore appears
>Fahkeet starts playing
>>145237418
"30 seconds? What happens in 30 seconds? Is mom's pie gonna be done?"
"Can someone help me loosen these straps? My helmet is a little tight and it's pinching my ears."
"Golly! Why is everyone so sick?"
"I don't want to hurt anyone so I'm just gonna leave this weapon here!"
>>145238750
Hopefully that means some anons are out doing cool things with their Saturday night unlike me
Or they scared away all the nice posters last night and they aren't doing anything.
>>145238845
There's been some good discussion, not just people putting down images y'know?
>>145238996
>There's been some good discussion
Oh, I just skimmed the thread so I guess I missed it
>>145238979
i was just on the phone for five hours, now that im back shitposting will increase by 200 percent
>>145238979
Somebody said...
... niceposter...?
>>145238959
ASRIEL NO
>>145238932
feels bad
>>145238932
that shotegote is high af
>>145238959
I'd pay to see a comic like this
Hey guys im taking a break from making a animation.
but im bored gimme cute stuff to draw before i do more OC with skeles bullshit again.
>>145239303
Yeah some people threw a small shit fit about them last night so I wouldn't be surprised if they're all too worried about that happening again and not posting.
>>145239549
Goat family at the beach
>>145239549
what are you animating?
>>145239549
asriel eating and digesting frisk with realistic scat
>>145239549
Asgore showing Asriel how conjure fire
>>145239618
Goat family at the Omaha Beach
>>145239669
one day man
>>145239549
muffet slapping the shit out of alphys
>>145239549
Dadfags being bullied in a cute way
>>145239794
Literally why
>>145239794
Or how about dadfags being bullied in suicide-inducingly cruel ways
okay guys im back from the shower
>>145239596
I thought they were just being careful because a janitor deleted a handful of /soc/ posts last night
People throwing shitfits doesn't usually have any sort of lasting result
>>145239697
Oh god please no
>>145239885
Welcome back, anon!
>>145239549
crateboy saying good night to /utg/
>>145239923
Asgore could handle himself.
>>145239885
get back in
you're still not clean
>>145239976
Thank you!
>>145239853It's like a non-sexual bullying fetish
>>145240053
asgore gets his shit kicked in by an eight year old
>>145240053
Asgore couldn't handle his own dick if it stood up and introduced itself.
Asgore is a failure.
>>145240082
What? I was pretty sure I did a good job...
>>145239921
Oh yeah, you're right. Forgot about that. That might explain the lack of posts, then. A lot of the shit that was posted here at night was that kind of stuff so it's nice to see it's being taken care of for once.
Though it does suck to see that lack of posts/visible "activity" as the result of it. I was so used to seeing all of those kinds of posts. Oh well.
>>145238950
https://youtu.be/YVs_BpyGPeI
>>145239976
>niceposting v.s.
>>145240082
>this
What is better, /utg/?
>>145240239
They are by-products of one another you sped, one leads to another. Both are stupid anon bullshit that needs to stop.
>>145240239
I like them both
>>145239640
An icon of my OC drinking coffee while being tired
>>145240203
>>145240198
I like him
>>145240198
Yeah but these people are trying to kill his goat son at the present moment. Point taken though, obviously!
love
this
spider
>>145240375
Do you have a tumblr and if so can i get a link?
>>145240239
depends
either is fucking horrible if it's taking up the entire thread
>>145240296
I respect your opinion, anon. But I want to know... What's wrong being polite... is that "niceposting"?
>>145240347
Ow, thank you anon!
>>145240239
they're both fine as long as neither is too pervasive
i'd say niceposters though. nothing against them or their practice but two is enough
>>145240393
me too, im just sayin
>>145240465
protective rage only goes so far
>>145240393
well stop
>>145240375
geek could you please hold my hand
>>145240515
CHERISH THIS SPIDER!
what is the worst ship
HARDMODE: no soriel
DANTE MUST DIE: no chara ships
>>145240515
She'll only return your love as long as you have money though.
>>145240553
>>145240580
I agree. We can't be all writing "kisses and smooches". It is sickenly sweet. It gets kinda weird.
>>145240728
Sarisk and Fontcest
>>145240728
Anyone + skeleton
>>145240728
papyrus x anybody
torigore
any child ship
>>145240728
>no soriel
>no chara
Worst ship is Papyton, fuck you.
>>145240728
foncest
Asriel x Frisk unless they are adults
>>145240728
$0.03 has been deposited into your federal account
>>145240774
but i want to be the one person that she loves and cherishes no matter how much money i have
>>145240728
i don't think there's a worst ship. Only worst shippers.
But if I have to choose, I'd sayyours
>>145240775
And all the anons who disagree sit in a corner too scared to argue against you because they know you're right anyway
>>145240728
>Rock at the Ruins x Sans' pet rock
>Papyrus x Mettaton
>Asgore x Asriel
>>145240961
>Rock at the Ruins x Sans' pet rock
Fuck you thats my OTP
>>145240726
Be cherished by this spider
>>145240728
Any Sans ship that isn't just Sans by himself
>>145240950
Fear the neutral niceposter! FEAR ME!
Send in requests, I draw stuff.
>>145240994
Rock at the Ruins is sapient, while Sans's pet rock is, well, a pet that's incapable of higher communication and can only follow orders at best.
>>145240961
>Rock at the Ruins x Sans' pet rock
>Worst ship
pleb
>>145241118
Fear isn't nice
I don't want to fear you, anon.
>>145240961
>>Rock at the Ruins x Sans' pet rock
I've seen this ship from that undertale science tumblr
>>145240961
Rock x Rock
>>145241154
How about some Mettaton NEO?
>>145241154
I mean someone earlier said it but we might as well go with Undertale characters during D-Day, or at least in the army.
>>145241195
speaking of which. maybe the grillbyfags will like this:
>Warning: NSFW text: and the closest thing you can get to Grillby deepthroating you.
So, the reason I haven’t posted a lot is because I’ve been sick, which is unusual for my strong immune system. Long story short, my throat felt horrible, raw, and stung, so I looked up some home remedies when my numbing lozenges ran out, and I saw the old warm spoonful of honey down the throat trick. So I tried it.
Hopped up on NyQuil and feeling sick I made two major mistakes. The first was that I warmed up the spoon with the honey in it and tested when it had cooled down by checking the metal spoon, which cooled down rapidly,the honey deep inside the tablespoon had not cooled, and was still scalding hot. My second mistake was that I did not use normal honey, I grabbed the cinnamon cooking honey, which is concentrated raw honey with tons of cinnamon in it.
And I swallowed it quickly… And immediately experienced the closest thing ever to being deepthroated by Grillby and feeling him cum in my mouth and throat. The first thing to hit was the heat, the honey was scalding hot and burned, I jolted in shock and hit the back of my throat with the spoon, triggering my gag reflex. I felt the feeling of a sweet searing hot burning liquid slowly dribble and trickle down my throat, I felt it hit my tongue as the spoon came out, and it got on my lips. It was like swallowing liquid fire except without the burning damage being able to kill the nerves and numb it, as it seeped down my throat and covered it I felt it spread, I felt it on my tongue,this viscous incredibly sweet burning fluid that stuck to the inside of my throat and mouth, pulsing waves of pain went down my throat, as I coughed and choked and grabbed the milk in the fridge.
cont.
>>145241154
Cute small gote
>>145240570
Nobody complains about people being polite and civil. The complaints are about people posting a saccharine greeting and using the thread as a weird blogging/advice platform.I think it's okay in small doses, but it's been getting out of hand lately.
>>145241154
Alphys raging at video games?
>>145241154
omega flowey
>>145238959
https://youtu.be/h5p5j_K0CsY
lol
>>145241187
Sorry. I think the ones that oppose niceposting tried to convince me to stop. I will continue giving others support, as usual!
>>145241313
pt2
>I don’t know how many of you tried that stupid “cinnamon challenge” but this was like it except that the cinnamon didn’t go away or get cleared away, it was stuck, and my tender throat was used to the numbing of the lozenges, meaning it was sensitive, especially after being raw from the coughing. I felt the fluid drip down my throat and I tried to swallow it away, but I couldn’t, it stuck to the inside of my mouth and throat burning, like my entire throat had been branded by Grillby’s load. I was on my knees gagging at this point, the burning liquid tingling and warming my lips at the corners where it leaked out, the sweetness overpowering. I couldn’t stop gagging, it felt like something had filled my windpipe with burning embers.
After 2 minutes of coughing and gagging I was able to get up and swallow some milk from the jug, my throat still on fire, and I drank till I spat it all back out in the sink. The honey and cinnamon was thick and hung on, stuck to my raw throat, it felt sore like I had tried to swallow scalding tea, like I had a hot iron shoved down my throat. My esophagus was on fire, my stomach was heaving, and I had so much spilled milk on my face I felt like I belonged on a Brazzers meme. Everything felt hot and tingly, my throat and mouth ached, my heart was pounding, and my lips and tongue swollen and sensitive. Everything was sweet, yet it burned like ghost peppers, coughing only moved the fluid back up my throat and prolonged my agony. It felt like my entire throat had been stretched and whipped, tickled by flames that only burned enough to hurt but not enough to melt and destroy the flesh.
>>145241154
sans in armor, can be silly or serious
>>145240961
>Asgore x Asriel
oh god
d-does this actually exist?
Well guys i'll see if i can do request tomorrow. I'm trying but i'm getting too sleepy now and alot of the request I want to do are going to take to long . Im sorry
I'll try tomorrow.
Good night
>>145240518
http://geeklovesart.tumblr.com/
There you go friend
>>145240634
If it will make you feel better
>>145241367
>>145238154
Asriel is definitely the medic
>>145241412
last part
>I breathed in deeply, confused what I did wrong, why this was happening, and how this hurt worse than the copperhead venom and the time lead deer shot that hit my arm. My neck stung and my throat felt tight as struggled to swallow. It was a punishment I would not forget, and it was enough to ruin my sweet tooth.
And of course, the first thing I thought of, was a Undertail fan fic that was read to me involving a AU with a sadistic dominant “candy man” “Grillby” who was described as cumming lava down your throat.
It’s been an hour, my throat hurts worse than before, and I feel kinky even though I didn’t intentionally do this torture to myself.
gimme a few requests, belewdabout it
>>145241513
I think it will thank you
>>145241470
porn of it does, I don't think its a real ship though
>>145241513
Any chance you can tell us which ones you want to do?
>>145241470
I am afraid so. But there is few art, so don't worry!
>>145240961
Toriel's cinnamon roll x Sans' pet rock
rock and roll
>>145241564
Mettaton EX.
Do I have to be lewd about it, it's EX.
>>145241584
inherently
>>145241585
proof?
>>145241513
Goodnight Geek
>>145241564
Muffet seducing an anon
>>145241564
Toriel wearing a see-through nightgown asking you to come to bed
>>145241564fatcharabooby
>>145241564
Brattybelly?
>>145241584
Sure
The goat senpai at the beach and the asriel and dad conjuring fire.
>>145241592
God fucking dammit, anon.
>>145241367
why are those people sick?
>>145241659
>proof?
>he didn't see the bonner
>>145241564
seconding >>145241703
>post limit is going to be hit before image
Time to post pictures
>>145241741
>the asriel and dad conjuring fire.
nice
>>145241725
Like this?
Chara's da bessss
>>145241659
... do you expect me to post that kind of art? No thanks.
>>145241801
Seasickness
>>145241564
Adult Asriel x fem Frisk and it can be lewd in anyway you want
>>145241659
just go to e whatever and look for Asgore, you'll find it at some point
>>145241801
food was out of date :/
>>145241626
Seconding.
>>145241817
This shit's been happening more and more, and I don't know how to geek about it.
>>145241801
>Asriel sheepishly says, as Asgore takes a round in the shoulder jumping in the way
>>145237912
>>145241659http://imgur.com/FLiZCqk
>>145241564
Shopkeep sporting superwide hips and booby.
>>145242118
Damn, anon! It is beautiful!
10 of 10.
>>145242053
>to geek
I mean it makes sense in that the general is slowing down I guess. Real test will be if it picks back up for summer or not
>>145242118
>>145242118
Fucking fantastic
>>145242118
>Matt Damon is still there
fuck
>>145242118
Bless you anon
>>145242118
that's amazingmy love
>>145242235
god damn it i just noticed that
>Real test will be if it picks back up for summer or not
Oh god, that's going to be absolutely horrible.
>>145242118
fucking incredible
>>145241845
yeah like that, but with less clothes
>>145242118
Holy shit
>>145242235
We've been going so long with having our own little /soc/ thing going on here for the last few weeks that now when we tell them all to stop it and leave everything to everyone else it gets slow.
>>145242141
>not shotagote
meh, could be worse
>>145241367
>Never see this movie before
>The guy is missing an arm and kind of dazedly tries to go pick it up
I'm going to have nightmares why did I watch this
>>145242118
>Matt Damon is still fucking there
Fucking kek.
>>145242478
I'm not complaining and while I never hated nice posting i'm fine with it being either gone or at least here a lot less
the anon worship shit was always crap and would best stay gone forever
>>145242418
Not really thicc but I still love it.
>>145242235
it's actually pretty weird that we always hit image limit first
most generals don't
maybe people are learning some self-control
>>145242118
Fantastic
Do you have someone who cares very much about you? If you do, make sure you cherish them and treat them right.
>>145242608
Well it definitely should be said that it was getting a bit overboard. Everyone's just noticing that a lot of that stuff was a main reason for activity here, as bad as that sounds.
>anon worship shit was always crap
yeah that was...
...yeah.
>>145242743
the pizza guy always tells me to have a nice day, does that count?
>>145242743
Don't worry anon, I do.
>>145242743
I did at one pointhe killed himself.
>>145242792
>You will never have a friend you can do your own stuff with while still enjoying being with them just like this
>>145242743
Yeah, I do. They'redead_________and that'ssomething I have to deal with but I can just pretend they're still here!
>>145242743
what if i don't have anyone?
>>145242792
sometimes when we get too much 'Xing Anons!' I mentally replace 'anon' with an undertale character and it becomes slightly more tolerable
I'm okay with one-off shitposts like >>145242930
>>145243001
You should be glad you don't have a """friend""" like Chara tbqh
>>145241367
>You will never have friends you can do your own stuff with while still enjoying being with them just like this
>>145238959
>>145241367
>MAMA...?
>MAMAAAAAA
>>145242743
I do, I actually met them here too. They're cutely sleeping right now and I'm probably going to be joining them soon. Don't worry I cherish them every single day.
I think anon worship is okay if it makes anons feel liked and appreciated.
>>145243132
Real talk though, watching that soldier die FUCKED ME UP. Absolutely terrifying.
>>145243251
Well I think you should choke on a dick but unfortunately we can't always get what we want.
This thread needs moreJudgmentalSans.
guess i'll post some floweys
>>145243072
kek, that image is great
>>145243272
I'm trying to watch the second part but I can't I need to stop I'm going to bed soon
>>145243251
This might come off a little mean but this really isn't the place for that sort of thing and its not really a good idea to seek positive reinforcement from a bunch of anonymous people online. Plus i'm talking about the whole "I want to suck / fuck / whatever the fuck an anon thing" which is just weird
>>145243001
>>145242792
Why can't we keep it for a bit...? I like feeling close to a community, without being excuded for some kind or took seriously some sort of argument. I like /utg/. I want to keep it alive no matter what.
Guys, you are what motivate me to keep going in my daily life. I get here to get out of reality for a bit and be sort of happy into this weird social circlejerk.I love you all, no matter how much you hate me for posting this.
>>145242118
Matt Damon is still playing as Matt Damon ahahhaa
>>145243364
>>145243426
This.
Anon worship is fucking stupid.Speaking as someone who has an anon of their own. Don't post about it in the thread though, that's dumb as hell.
>>145243364
What if you don't
>>145243428I agree with this anon.
>>145241235
Here's Mettaton Neo.
>>145243545
BUT YOU JUST DID
REEEE
>>145243428
>I get here to get out of reality for a bit and be sort of happy into this weird social circlejerk
same my dude, same
holy crap look at how much images left before the limit
I feel so bitter and angry, and it's your fault.
>>145243514
>>145243616
Nice. Thank you, friend.Can we have the next thread edition be a bot edition?
>>145243616
10/10 would fuck until he blows up
>>145243428
>>145243592
>>145243658
i always assume that anybody who posts anon autism is just shitposting. you're telling me that there are actually people that mentally ill and worthless here?
>>145243706
don't watch WW2 movies then, sheesh
>>145243428
The IRC, Discord, multiple Skype groups, and Steam group (ehhhh) are better places for that.Tumblr is also an option.
>Guys, you are what motivate me to keep going in my daily life.
That's not healthy and not the purpose of this thread.
>>145243426
There is a difference between being nice and "anon nice". Being polite and writing you desesperately care for someone are two different things.
>I want to suck / fuck / whatever the fuck an anon thing
How can we call this...? Nicefagging?
>>145243634
K
>>145243773
Yes of course there are. I have learned that pretty much anything is possible at this point and am thus not surprised by much if anything.
>>145243428I agree with this, too. It fills a void I can't meet in my life.
Make a new thread
>>145243856
shitposting and ERPing
>>145243549
massive rise in quality of posts
>>145243735
cute flowey
>>145243921
You make it.
>>145243921
not yet
we're arguing about whether or not we can ask anons how their day went
Reminder that if you're only positive outlet is making posts on /utg/ you are probably a net drain on society and the world would be a better place if you committed suicide immediately.
>>145244060
So how was your day, sport? Let's go out for milkshakes.
>>145243856
Oh yeah I know and I get that, I don;t hate on nice posters or whatever but i'm just saying that its okay if people are cutting back on it. After all if thats the only thing keep the general alive then it might as well be dead.
>>145244060
I think its fine if its one or two people and if its just for a few post. Maybe not every single thread either
New thread when?
>>145244079
You first :^)
>>145244060
That's a dumb topic. How are you tonight?
>>145244079
It is, and you're probably right. But I can't because I'm too selfish.
>>145243841
I know I went to far with my comment, but not even the IRC is alive as this. I mean, I know I am shit at social tasks, but it is not a active as this.
I agree, I am cancerous as Tumblr. But even with all what I do... what is the real purpose of the thread, if it is not discussing about our culture with the game? We can't discuss the game itself. We all know at least every single basic part of it. So then, what is the purpose? I want to know.
>>145244321I didn't say Tumblr is cancerous. It's not hard to avoid the terrible parts of it and it's a legitimate place to discuss shit/post fanart/make fandom friends.
Personally I come here for character discussion, fanwork sharing and discussion, and contentfags. Shitposting/funposting that involves the characters can be fun too. I don't HATE the smalltalk that happens, but I don't understand why it's being held here. Especially when it's usually the same people.
last for papyrus
>>145245030
Last for bot.
>>145245295
Last for Papyrus stealing Mettaton's audience!
>>145245471
Last for Papyrus remembering his place as Mettaton's body guards.
>>145245591
I can't believe Alphys is fucking dead.
>>145245794Good.