/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

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what the fuck is this?

Does anyone want to play comp?

>>145158868
You refering to the kill reward or that its $150?
Must have had a weapon (g*d knows which) that rewards $150 per kill

>>145158926
post id cant promise I won throw

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Are 4chan banners on topic for a thread on 4chan?

>>145158948
I mean literally, what the fuck happened there?
This is the first time I've seen this message.

>>145159038
They added it in the latest patch.

>>145159038
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/category/updates/
>Replaced the penalty for the suicide or disconnection of a player. Instead of the elimination of round-end income, a living enemy player now receives compensation equal to the missed kill reward opportunity.

>>145159190
I usually wake up between 530-7pm

>>145159123
I wish they'd remove kicking because of decoys and molotovs team damage. Maybe then james conrad would stop eating gimmicky shit and actually try something creative instead.

>>145159247
How do you even do enough damage with decoys to get kicked
Who is James Conrad

>>145159242
How the heck do you manage to do that?

>>145159257
Big foot

>>145159325
Throw a nade on yourself, stand on the decoy, wait

>Who is James Conrad
a faggot

>>145159383
Sleep for 12 hours minimum unless I set an alarm.

>>145159294
>deletes MY thread
>make a new one with a lewder but csgo related image so he can't delete it
janny must be fuming rn lmao

>>145159421
I know it doesn't damage but Isn't it shit all?
Like how do you manage to accumulate enough team damage to get kicked

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I just overwatched a game that I'm pretty sure was silver 4 at most

The suspect was probably a young kid who was cheating for the first time since it was so obvious. I kinda feel bad since he's gonna get OW'd.

you boys ever overwatched yourself? it's pretty fucking weird

>>145159456
How old are you?

>>145159585
I'd hope for valves sake they have measures in place so that wouldn't happen

>>145159537
>silver
>buying nades
>backup upgraded pistols on awpers
overwatch yourself from this thread and get out retard

>>145159608
26.

>>145159705
Thats not healthy to sleep that much

>>145159674
The match I watched was a total shitshow. Ts would take a site, kill the CTs there, then fall back to regroup, only to have to fight for the site again. If it wasn't silver then I am sincerely frightened.

Is the second in the Group out for good in eleague?
or is there like a loser bracket later?

>>145158754

For those over 20+, how do you deal with the fact that you'll never compete on any serious level when there's kids below even 15 that are already grinding pugs? Why bother playing competitively? Why bother playing at all?

>>145159783
enjoy looking 40 when you're 30
they don't call it beauty sleep for nothin

>>145159804
>he doesnt run double take strats

>>145159881
You're delusional dude, probably fat or underfed too.

Fuck koosta

>>145160014
http://www.webmd.com/beauty/skin/beauty-sleep

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Me on the left watching this match.

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WHO JUST WATCHED THAT PISTOL

HAHAHAHAHA EMBARRASSING

>>145159839
P L S R E S P O N D

>>145159674
Silver games have usually 2-4 smurfs.

>>145160094
>http://www.webmd.com/beauty/skin/beauty-sleep
gog dweeb that sits indoors all day without fresh oxygen or sun playing cs all night talks about beauty sleep, among other variables like malnutrition or bad exercise(or lack of thereof), that's why you're deluded

If you sleep that much your body needs to recharge more than the average threshold which is 8 9 hours established by both the medical and science community.

>dota and cs esport is on at the same time
Holy fuck what do i do?

>>145160385
Thats not true

>>145160172
Many Fortune 500 CEOs report only needing 4 to 5 hours of sleep a night to feel rested. Some people can get all the sleep they need in a few hours a night. Some people need more than the average.

Getting only a few hours of sleep is a symptom for many diseases. And so is needing more hours of sleep.
Behavior abnormalities are sometimes linked to diseases and sometimes they're not. This is why doctors look at overarching patterns in order to make a diagnosis.

I understand everyone on the internet feels as though they are qualified medical experts, but try to keep your armchair physician opinions to yourself.

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They changed position. Aussies taking it now.

>>145160398
that's a lot of projecting there my man

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who /allin/ here?

>>145159624
Do you really expect that they thought of that? Literally most of the features they add to this game are either half-assed or dumb bandaid-fixes to their other shortcomings.

uh guys what's the schedule for this esl qualifier

i don't wanna miss our guys tyloo playing but i wanna take a nap if it's not really soon

i cant find it anywhere on the esl site

>>145158375
>beatbox
it's called a boombox you underage fuck

>>145160423
Nah I'm not depressed lol yeah sure not letting the job hunt get me down volunteering is fine aye and yeah a small dry patch hahaha sure I'll find a gf soon cause that's what I really want aye us lads remember when we used to hang out in high school hahhahahahahha

>>145160565
Are clown9 really that bad now?

I haven't been following cs lately

also nice skins

>>145160563
>muh projecting
We're all anonymous here, no need to lie.

>>145160462
>mfw i work in a clinic
>armchair
lul, and I'm pretty sure eventually they will have health problems with only 4-5 hours of sleep. Name the research so I can read it please

>>145160615
More like, Tyloo are really that good. They are a top 10 team.

>>145160423
Watch CS because mobas are the most boring fucking competitive games to ever exist?

>>145160526
*walks into your sisters room

>>145160594
yeah you're legit depressed bro, get help

>>145160831
uhmmm, I don't remember having a sister but ok

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>>145160594
Nice shitpost senpai

>>145160798
I like dota esports though its fun to watch, I agree with league being absolute garbage at this point

>>145160858
*brings panties into ur room
put these on you do now

>>145160660
Tyloo is like a watered down navi, on a good day.
Watch them play they are doing the same execs.

And c9 is just shit right now.

>>145160882
>played, watched, or thought about league every day for four years
>now i can't even stand to play a few arams with my friends

>ywn make babbies with pansy
why live

>>145160970
id/firdouis
can't rn but add me and I'll be on tomorrow

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Scot and a Croat looking for LE-SMFC players to queue and meme with. Mic and sense of humour preferred.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/

>>145160971
I played league from 2010 until 2013 religiously like every day for hours, now I cant stand it anymore it has turned so garbage with the literal meme updates

>you will never hold hands with juliano
why live

>>145161023
added :)

>>145160971
Wait what happened with league?
everyones saying it's bad now

I haven't played in almost a year

>>145161168
well for one thing ranked is worse because you can queue up with 1-5 people and there's no solo/duo only queue

you also don't discuss roles in champ select, you have to pick two roles and it assigns them automatically

then there's the game itself, which is in a complete nightmare state of balance because they give enormous buffs and tiny nudging nerfs

>>145160882
You need to stop liking it, because mobas are very boring.

>>145161321
cs isn't any better
but it's all we have between being bored to death

>>145161347
CS is infinitely better. CS has a ton of problems but it's not a moba. Mobas are irredeemably boring.

>>145161278
wow that is retarded as fuck, hope they change it.

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>notice rng are winning
>look for happy rng fan/australian wojak or pepe
>literally cannot find one
lol

>>145161478
They wont change it lmao they even made a long ass statement how they know better than the community

>>145161386
Factually and objectively wrong. The RNG in cs is absolutely broken, at least in dota you don't need to worry about a 95 in 4 deagle. Or a hs ak not going through due to choke. Or the jumping scout. Or the fact that you can kill an enemy in close range with 1 bullet with the p250 and you can't with the m4.

Let's not beat around the bush about cs being the better game here, alright? they're both irredeemable shit.

>>145161552
>The RNG in cs is absolutely broken, at least in dota you don't need to worry about a 95 in 4 deagle.
It doesn't matter. CS has significant balancing issues but it's not a moba. You're ignoring the fact that mobas are irredeemably boring.

>>145161386
lose weight fatty

>>145161550
Riot have always been lack luster with nerfs/etc. most 'jewy' company

I remember zed being broken af since release

>>145161627
someone who likes mobas calling someone fat? the fuck

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>>145161552
My only problem with cs is that pistols can oneshot you close range but m4 cant, its literally retarded

>>145161691
They do nerf and buff to force changes in the meta to make it "more interesting" and make people buy more skins for new op champions

>>145161706
I dont like mobas but cs go isnt infinitely better the game is trash

>>145161735
CSGO could be trash. It could be dogshit, but it is infinitely better than mobas. Flawed, shitty game in an amazing genre > brilliant game in an irredeemably shitty boring genre. And that's assuming Dota or LoL are brilliant.

>>145161843
csgo is only good because cod died

>>145161843
>amazing genre
>fps
>amazing
Yeah bud, maybe ten years ago when it wasn't watered down for kids. The only reason you can appreciate anything over fps is that it takes more insight and brains to play.

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>>145161519
R N G
N
G

>>145161998
If you solely wanted to watch something based on how much brains it took, you wouldn't be watching competitive games. You'd spend your time obsessing over chess or some shit.

Mobas are just boring. Get over it.

>>145161843
please have sex

>>145161519
>>145162038
fitting name for a csgo team

>>145160882
mobas are dull to the extreme, they're rts games with one unit for casuals who can't multitask. they are not fun to watch, nor fun to play, and are absolutely worse than even this casualshit game.

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>>145162038
>>145162107
>mfw this goes to ot

>>145162073
Look mummy I'm arguing with someone who likes a different genre of game.

>>145162197
>you are a poopy head!
OK

>>145162167
1v1 is boring too, which is rts usually, having teammates is fun

>>145162228
Lose weight and have sex

GODDAMN SPUNJ FUCKING NECC URSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>145162262
You like Mobas. You're not fooling anyone.

>>145160340
https://my.mixtape.moe/jsjrex.mp4

cuckstilo
cuckam
cuckj
azcuck
jcucks

>>145162313
whatever you say fatty

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>>145162320

>>145162236
no, it isn't. I hate playing anything more than 1v1 in those games, being reliant on your teammates success alongside yours is awful and ruins otherwise won matches. teammates do nothing but drag you down, you're a cancerous leech who can't win something alone if you directly chose to play with others.

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>>145162320
DELETE THIS

rocuck
cuckbo
cuckpper
el cucktron
cuckttle

>>145162073
>>145162073
I don't even care about mobas, but the only reason people like fps is because it's easy to understand and relate to. That's the epitome of boredom. Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's intrinsically good. have you seen the average european cs player? They're literally braindead animals that either repeat 1 word syllables or animal grunts. Of course this is the sort of entertainment that's perfect for this mass, of course a guy like that will look at a moba and cs and say Hurrr I like guns more :D.

The point is still that they're both equally shit, but you can appreciate one over the other just for the skill required to master it rather than it's entertainment value.

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>>145162418
No I just like playing with other people, solo games feel lonely

>>145162320
>ustilo a shit
wowowow what a surprise

>>145162472
Both games require skill to master them, skill which the vast majority of people (including us) will never have.

That is not the differentiating factor. Mobas are boring as fuck.

when are mouz gonna play fluffy gangsters?
>niko, it's roman :DDDDD

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>>145162609

>>145162731
>my favourite genre is pretty much dead at this point
neck yourself anime
i was there when quake died
and then again when rts died

you will never know the suffering I've been through

>>145162731
My favourite genre is mmo, and its dead too. I was never any good in rts games its too hard for me

>>145162819
die already old fart

>>145162731
fuck off loser...

>>145162860
>not taking a note from people who have been in your shoes but had it worse
Enjoy the ride cuck

>>145162989
>implying I even care about games anymore
please have sex

>>145163116
ye it's obvious who's the sex deprived one here is bud, seeming how you project it on every reply like it's supposed to be some snarky comeback or whatever

the shitposts in the gog are definitely worse than last year

>>145163270
lmao you obviously need to have sex youre sick

>>145163367
that doesn't even mean anything like you're legit sad dude

at least people in the past tried to be witty about shitposting here, besides harveyfag obviously

>>145163270
The fact that you're taking those posts to heart really shows how pathetic you are.

>>145163614
ikr

>>145163614
they need to find a way to relieve some stress....
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/eco-video-40-28376861

>>145163569
Who's taking anything to heart
I haven't been here for months and come back to see the shitposts degenerate into unfunny kid trash, with the stuff that these threads made he should be ashamed for even clicking on the post button fucking faggot

>>145163543
relax man just lose some weight and have sex then you can move on from these shitty threads and do something with your life

>>145163713
Stop talking shit like you know me cuz
I'm fit and yeah I don't have a gf but I pub stomp every sunday, this is my only entertainment because go is fucking trash as a game. What do you do? Post unfunny trash in the gog

>>145163713
Stop shit posting and go to sleep aussie cuck

>>145163818
I make fun of fatso losers like you during summer break

>>145163818
>>145163947
yeah youre done get the fuck outta my thread fat butt

>2 james bond's on empire
>1 006

>>145164323
I wonder if you're the same guy that stays in the thread all day and finds ways to bait people on absolutely anything... That guy was usually pretty bad and he literally tried anything, it was like it for years and people usually ignored him. I honestly hope for your sake, that's not you dude.

>>145164417
I only started playing in feb im not a virgin fatty like you so I havent been here for years

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>this is just empire being bent over
literally our girl

>>145164505
yeah it looks like you didn't even hit puberty either

>>145164576
So... Are they winning? Cause that sounds like winning to me.

>>145164704
bent over by brazillians anon

i want someone to shove their cock down pansy's throat so she can never ever fucking speak again. god i hate her

>>145164605
and Im still getting more pussy then you you might wanna re evaluate your sad life but foreal you really should have sex like a normal person its not healthy to bottle all that in

>stoaga and karu

why are there no middle eastern teams in the qualifier

>>145165253
because they suck desu

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>>145165253
sandniggers play on consoles when they arent raping

>>145164863
yeah dude you're right
At least I don't need to fuck my own mom every night and then brag about it on the gog

>>145165253
its game of 2 halves, can't just play t

spiker is qt

>>145165431
>yeah well you have sex and I dont
wow you sure told me kys ya manlet nerd

>>145165680
Say that to me on lan I'll knock you the fuck out
pretty sure I tower at least a head over you scrawny little piece of shit

>>145165775
lmao whatever you say fatty you got me pissing my pants with that threat

Dig are going to slaughter pussyraisers right?

I'm all in

>>145165896
yeah you're right kid
lookup mtownballer20

I'll burn down your fucking house

>>145166227
I went all-in $500 on HR. I haven't watched CS in a while, but I trust Dosia & co.

>>145166453
Have sex fatboy

>shignigs have not disbanded yet
literally how

kill

your

self(s)

NOW

Top 3 cutest pros? Friberg, Zero, Pronax.

>>145166958
Rip ;_;

Why is cajunb on dignitoss? What happened to asstrails? Why is csgog so dead?

>>145167658
n0thing, jks, sgares

>>145168275
You listed literally only one cute pro.

>shignigs losing ct side nuke

This thread is going so fast, nobody will notice I'm gay.

>>145167658
somebody, jks, seized

>>145168849
see >>145168593

>>145167658
davey, daps, tarik

>>145169429
see >>145169296

>>145169553
davey and daps are DEFINITELY cute, scrub. tarik is controversial tho

>>145169634
see >>145169553

*unzips penis*

>>145169790
see >>145169827

>>145169961
You're about to get some, kiddo.

>>145158754
Hey CS-Bros, I used to play the shit out of CS starting at Beta 3, and stopping about 2 years into source. Is GO total cancer, or should I give it a go?

what mouse do you guys use?

>>145170153
rat7(the same mouse dosia uses).

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Why is this Blu cuck still allowed to cast? He gets names wrong every game, wrongly claims people will survive the round and lately he has been shit talking players and using minor swears.

what happened

>>145162472
who let moba autists get this cocky

you're literally playing a mod for a game that limits you to one unit because more than one sounds like too much multitasking ;_;, don't ever let yourself think there's any skill involved with your casual-ified trash.

yare yare, mobafags will never learn ~~

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rate my sweet bhops

>>145170153
intellimouse 1.1a

>>145171592
nice speed jump cheats

what
is csgog fucking DEAD?

>>145170153
Zowie ec1-a. My old g400 is slightly better.

>>145172286
I think a lot of people just gave up posting eventually. There has been so much shitposting lately from underaged faggots, more so than usual.

>play CEVO all day
>nuke, mirage, cobbleshit every single time

FUCK OFF FAGGOTS LEARN TO PLAY REAL MAPS HOLY SHIT EAT A DICK

FPS games are for high test men, RTS games are for beta fucks.

RTS/MOBA games are non-confrontational, you're just telling your little soldier to attack and it does it for you, when it gets a kill the only real satisfaction is in advancing the objective, not in how well you did as a player.

FPS games are by definition confrontational, you look straight into the eyes of another player and pull the trigger, it may be a simulated man, but there's still an actual person on the other side of that screen who is directly effected by your actions. There's also a direct eye-hand coordination skill involved that mobas simply lack any comparison too. Sure there's skillshots, but the game is not reliant on them for literally every kill like in an FPS game.

All this said, I downloaded lol and played about 40 min before realizing im garbage and shutting it off. My friend is probably going to drag me into it though.

>>145171592
nice script buddy

>>145172786
>fps apologists
enjoy your point and click adventure games k xx

>>145159528
>nade yourself
>stand on decoy
>guy gets kicked for teamkill

Retard.

>>145172676
>play CEVO
>I voluntarily play the worst of the third party options

But why?

Our chinks TyLoo will beat C9, right?

>>145173647
of course

>MARKELOAF

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>>145172156
>>145172945
stop illegitimating my hops >.<

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>>145173647
freedom will always defeat the forces of communism

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>flipsid3 not reading the script or just not following along with it
i thought it was just a meme

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>>145173361
Are you implying faceit is better? CEVO is really not great, but faceit is just fucking trash. Like literal liquid shit.

CEVO at least ban cheaters daily.,

>>145174182
Compared to CEVO, yes Faceit is better. Like a lot better. Faceit is absolute shit too you are right about that so now try to wrap your tiny head around how unbelievably bad CEVO is.

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You have been visited by the Naf of Sleepiness. Good entries and EZ T sides will come to you but only if you reply to this post with "Nap nap, Naffy."

>>145174486
Let me prove you wrong.

Faceshit

>trash servers
>trash community
>can't play on NA if you wanted to
>forced to deal with inbred slavs
>game take a million ages to start
>get in a queue, people take their sweet ass time to vote
>then someone's afk and doesn't vote
>back in queue
>finally a game starts
>i don liek dis map cyka blyat, then leaves
>if someone leaves you're stuck with a bot until the end
>ridden with bugs for whatever fucking reason, like the buy menu bug
>faceshit admins are redditor SJW homos
>people can cheat way easier, and get banned after literal months

CEVO

>it takes a little bit to start a game
>kids occasionally abuse their MVP's to kick you

Now kill yourself.

>>145175127
He will wipe the floor with that noob kiddo NiKo and the rest of mousesports. ScreaM is a world class player and he is in fact the best player in the world. You can't disagree with me because ScreaM's dominance and skill is undeniable. ScreaM has no trouble at all posting an incredible 1.22KD over the past 3 months and he told me he wasn't even trying. So the next time you say some silly "cold top1" or "niko top1" garbage just remember you are embarrassing yourself. Thanks.

>>145175127
>let me prove you wrong
>prove
>here's some cherry picked anecdotal evidence

I shouldn't even give you a fucking (You) but well done, you might be the dumbest fucking poster on this board so you deserve one.

>wolf girl is finally out
enjoy your dead game gotards

>>145175415
>give arguments to prove you wrong
>you get proven wrong
>can't win the argument
>uhhhhh ur d-dum

Good job retard.

tap dat ass n0thing

aight. my nigga attacker wearing flip flops good shit mah nigga

>waiting on chinese food
>the fucking delivery driver is up on stage
so mad rn

*curls toes*

everything about this production
no. just no esl

I wish the chinks can beat clown9, but it wont happen. ;_;

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>chinese fashion

>>145175532
You literally only proved that you can only argue by using fallacies you dumb fuck.

I'm not even going to bother to reply to you again because you are plainly so fucking dumb you can't even see how god damn dumb you are.

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>>145175661

>>145175612
>want to order chinese food
>don't have cash
>they don't accept debit cards

I'm so hungry.

>>145175661
cucked9 getting memed on by based east ayrans

>>145175661
our guys

>>145175709
>posting the same exact post after you get proven wrong

Damn dude, kid can't even read.

>>145175749
seems like the lazy cunts play videogames when they should be working so don't fucking bother

real talk tho never order Indian food while the cricket is on unless you want to wait 3 hours for your food

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>>145175661
>Danish fashion

so is slemmy like... actually going to be a long-term member of c9?

it just doesn't feel right tbdesuwitu, lads

>>145175892
>manlet fashion
>aimlet fashion
>scorelet fashion
>fraglet fashion

>>145175661
middle and far right look good

>>145175865
It's ok brobro, I don't live in a shitskin country, so we don't have indian food here.

Is Cache TyLoo's best map?

>>145176057
uhhh new zealand is white cuz

>>145176094
well it's mine at the moment

better to watch than cobble and train all day everyday

>>145176104
Not if you allow poos in loos in there. Sorry, quintin.

>>145175892
Is this shooped?

>>145176094
They are good on Mirage, Cobble, Inferno & Overpass as well. I think that's their map pool.

>>145176094
c9 vetoed cobble so we don't have to fucking watch it again
the pro streamers know what the audience wants

>>145176160
whanau laughing at u so hard now cuz

>>145176220
whateves koalaboi

>>145176234
>mfw when I'm literally wearing shorts while watching esports on my nintendo 3ds in public

>>145176234
tshorts like that are popular in aus
standard dress actually

they've been sitting there for like 20 minutes why hasn't the game started yet?

Start the game already!

Who does TyLoo practice against?

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>>145176220
>whanau

watchu doin in my gog

is league of legends fun?

>>145176640
Not after S2 ended, no.

>>145176589
whanau should become the new f4m

>>145176640
Its fucking shite whanau

>>145176383
here in america, those are only meant for girls. never knew there were that many faggots in australia.

>>145176459
w-whaaa I don't want fights

>>145176679
what about dota?

gg ez game for chinks

*thrusts deep into /csgog/*

5 chinks > 1 chink

>>145176813
Not after dota 2 came out, no.

>>145176813
that's even worse. smite is the best moba atm.

>>145176813
mobas in general are shit whanau

>>145176837
*moans*

Go chinks!!!

>>145176383
>>145176772
Sweden here.

Not even our men wears that.

Who the fuck is slemmy?

>>145176813
dota is god tier, gotards are just 2k scrubs so they hate it

TyPoo XD

>>145177019
the mad fragger and igl for cloud9

>>145177019
cloud 9's mad fragger

Who's the qt ?

>>145177197
Narcissa

>>145177139
TyPoo in TyLoo

>>145177156
>>145177171
>tfw missed on this mad fragger meme

How is he an igl though? He's a literal nobody.

I wonder how stewie feels getting beat by chinks

>>145177139
They should take the TyPoo to the TyLoo Cx

>>145177232
at this point, c9 can put a random mg into their team, they are shit

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why did they let cache through against tyloo?

>>145177232
I think they were looking at an upset win with him on like 2 frags while the other 4 were on 20
they lost ofc

>>145177232
who would you go for otherwise though?
sgares said he doesn't want to go back and Murrica doesn't have IGL thanks to the RWS system on ESEA

>>145177216
>>145177260
rofl lmao our boys are winning tho :DD

See you at the major, tyloo.

>>145177213
stop

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attacker, king of boost box

>tfw cute dragon stickers inc
:3

>>145177383
that was smooth as fuck 2bh

>>145177335
spunj

>>145177359
ignore the amerifats

Is TyLoo doing good or is C9 being retarded?

it's been fun bois, but chinks are here to dominate the scene

>>145177494
both
tyloo is really good on this map

>>145177494
C9 are being read like an open book.

>>145177494
tyloo is just a better and more disciplined team than cloud9
even if they weren't being retarded they'd end up getting stomped, NA pug-style doesn't really work outside of NA

>>145177494
both?

I bet on Cuck9 to get less than 13 rounds. Good start. How long before people realize Tyloo is a top 10 team?

why did sgares leave c9 anyway?
i thought he said he was pretty much retiring from pro cs, but then he just joins echofox and is on the starting lineup, so....?

>>145177335
They can get any random EU kid.

kek stewie hasnt even killed anyone yet lmao LMAO

>>145177603
at least 1 more tournament

>>145177442
so is my boybutt~

>>145177494
They picked tyloos best map

>>145177603
Once they move to EU and get consistent training.

>clown9
Nothing's changed it seems.

>c9 win a round due to RNG

>>145177620
>you

>>145177724
only way they can win 2bh

tyloo is choking

>>145177763
And getting lucky one taps, as we saw this round.

>>145177608
he was tired of working tirelessly while his teams slacked off and put all of his hard work to waste. because of that, he wants to play at low level where he doesnt have to work as hard.

c9 toggled

>>145177826
t. clown9 cuckboi

Anyone one wanna add me:
STEAM_0:0:18482939

sick of playing with 12 year olds and dumbass stuttering foreigners; cause me to derank from silver 4 to 2

ASHUMING

>>145177991
>8 digit ID

lol no
scrub
:)

>>145177608
he simply realized he was never ever going anywhere in a team with n0thing, and since that hack is too popular to be cut from the official NA boys band team, sean just decided to fuck it and go back to the subtop

>>145177984
Are you illiterate?

>>145170153

g303

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>>145178039
ISSYOU

is it true they eat monkeys in China?
is this why tyloo has had so much success against BR teams?

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>>145178114
baited for this exact response

How come TyLoo always get kills through smokes?

Hacks?

>>145178308
gamesense

>>145178208
those are some fine tiddies

>>145178308
>smoke to cover CT gets dropped in B
>fallen teammate inside the site calls how many Ts he saw pushing in
>CT outside the smoke starts spamming through it in the direction of B halls
>every silver in chat starts shouting hacks
it's not hacks
it's how you play CS past GN4

Attacker mouse settings

400 dpi
8.2 sens

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SOME ONE STOP THE SCRIPT

so what rank should someone be before fucking around with CEVO or ESEA?

I know there's like a million forum topics on this but they're all from years ago.

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are you guys cheering for tyloo too?

>>145178298
hello reddo

>>145178956
>Cevo
MG
>ESEA
LEM

>>145178956
>CEVO
SMFC
>ESEA
SMFC

>>145178956
>rank
kek
it's all about how expensive your hacks are, not what your MM rank is dumbass

>>145178963
who isn't?

>tyloo almost throwing that round

>>145179210
well they threw that one

they were better off going mid to b instead of highway

>almost like it's instinct

heh

>>145179173
well i know some people here consider c9 to be ""our guys"", even though that's not true.

>NA has to hack to even have a chance to beat a chink team

lmaooooo

That fucking aimlock from shroud. Turn 90 degrees and do a one-tap through a smoke before turning back.

tyloo please don't choke

>>145179382
Literally nobody does that.

>>145179501
it's scripted that they choke

>>145179501
>implying their not paid so save c9 some embarrasment

lmao shitty

>they were 13-5

>>145179501
i am working at ESL and the script says they will lose 14-16
-ESL employee

>>145179575
Their what paid?

>he didnt know about the c9 script

>>145179550
yes that do

>>145179394
you seem new here. it's called "gamesense", friend ;)

>>145179652
attacker here, we were paid to let it go into overtime so Americans buy merch of the team that nearly bet the next major champions

>>145179720
they*

nice team flash fucking retard gooks fuck you

>>145178053
???

Just add me: CamrosX

>>145179847
H O W M U C H
O
W

M
U
C
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>post yfw stewie2k wants to join his brothers in Tyloo

>>145179920
3 centsa

>>145179923
what the fuck am i looking at here ?

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

WHO'S COMING IN TO WIN THE MOTHER FUCKING GAME YEAH

CHINKS AND GOOKS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH
CAUSED NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO

>>145180053
"anonymous" doing naruto jutsu hand signs for their next sjw related operation

>>145179923
hello reddo

Anyone got a webm of the guy that was watching a hole in the door on overpass with a cz and couldn't see the guy behind the door because he inspected the cz?

>>145177603
FUCKING GOD DAMN HUMAN PIECES OF SHIT CHINKS. YOU WERE UP 13-5. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STRUGGLE SO MUCH AGAINST THESE FUCKING SUB-HUMAN FAT ASS AMERICANS. THERE GOES MY BET. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

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>Theres no way all the teams I want to qualify will

This is so heartbreaking to watch.

another game ruined by op awp

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>stewie2k fragging his own people

fucking race traitor

>tyloo gets to 13
>suddenly chokes and not wins any rounds

Surely not scripted

>team is good on one side but sucks dick on the other side

i hate this game

TyLoo will lose their next match and not make it to the major.

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Get cucked

the one upside to this is that we might see TyLoo vs. Renegades

>two guys with the easiest gun carry the team to a comeback and win the game

awp nerf when?

>>145180951
get mad chink lover

c9 #1

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>tyloo will never go to a major

>>145181139
i don't even care about tyloo. it's just ridiculous how op the double awp setup is.

>>145181250
>one hit kill weapon with 100% accuracy and even zooms in on your enemy so you super don't miss

who allowed this???????

>>145181830
buttmad chink lover/weeb

c9 is best NA team

>>145181968
bad webm

can i """"max and relax"""" on g2? im in a slump.