Neptuna General #926

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>>145117020
Let's do this.

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Vert is best goddess.

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>926
I thought the number was higher?

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>Still no /nepgen/ in the title.
Will this torment ever end?

>Neptuna

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Gust.

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IF

>>145117285
I personally don't see a problem since it was like that way before the title thing

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IF tries so hard to look tough. Just take her phone away and she breaks down like a babby.

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I want to engage in a cute wholesome romantic vanilla relationship with Iris Heart

>>145117878
That'll never happen. Iris Heart enjoys your pain too much for that.

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>>145117646
>tries so hard to look tough
IF is intrinsically cool and definitely not a chunibyo.

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plutiey world

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>>145119218
SORRY WRONG PIC

>>145119254
delete this

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>>145119393

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Just to recap:

Is Nep1 really a huge piece of shit, or is it because I bought Hypercollection?

Don't tell me to get Rebirth, I already own it.

>>145120129
That was a short recap.

>>145120271
Just the gameplay

>>145120296
>Not making her hair purple.
One job anon.

>>145120386
It feels like it runs slower, idk. Kind of floaty.

>>145120271
RB1 is classic and comfy.

>>145120505
spam L2 and go to work

>>145120565
As long as it's just the game, and not the fact it's PAL. I would've bought them separate, but the collection was cheaper. I'll soldier on, then.

>>145117542
IF is the best Nep, I would go on guild adventures with her and rub her sore back when we got back home from fighting monsters and spend our evenings with gentle and consensual loving.

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>>145117201
The real plushies from V were clearly too expensive for them to make.
>>145120776
+1 sin if you are a male.

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describe sexual things you want to do to neps or see neps do to each other

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>>145120505
>floaty
What did he mean by this??

>>145121232
It'd be fine even if they had a small budget to produce a small number of high quality products, then turn the profit to make more.

>>145120662
you know all the jokes of Neptune Break having "breaks the game" in it's description?

the first PS3 game is where they come from because it makes the entire game your bitch

>>145121232
I'll take my sin and be proud of it. IF a best, worth the sin.

>>145120271
It's a low framerate piece of shit.

We back and black brothers!

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Finally I can NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHH

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>>145121261

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NepuBuran

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>>145122985
NepuIF

>>145121701
No, I got distracted from Rebirth 1 (I think I got to chapter 3 or 4?), and played like half an hour of PP. I know the original version is shit, but not to what extent. I'm a weirdo who wants to play both versions, which is why I got it.

I'm still at the beginning, so I don't even think I have that skill.

>>145121827
Sounds about right.

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>>145122661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wauzrPn0cfg#t=306

>>145123785
>I'm still at the beginning, so I don't even think I have that skill.

you get it at level 20

>>145123785
Neptune break is at level 20 or 25

>>145122661
>>145123942
>EARRAPEDIMENSION LOUDTUNIA

>>145123946
>>145123996
I'll make sure to add it when I get it. Only level 6, so I dunno how long that will be. Thanks much.

Also, fuck this time trial dungeon bullshit.

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>>145119218
>>145119393

>>145124419
you can ignore thoer

>>145124508
I know, but it's cheap as fuck.

I redid one anyways, because I killed the Clione and got like an E rank. During this, I also thought using the Bell to summon monsters to drop items was a good idea. Needless to say, it wasn't.

I only got an A rank the second time, but that's good enough. I justified it by my needing the money...

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heyo

>>145124971
if you want the Platinum, look up a guide for miss able enemies

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ploots totes on top right?

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>>145121261
easy just give me tentacles and i'm good to go

>>145125404
Why do their legs look so good their?

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>>145124769

>>145125264
I'll worry about it if/when I bother doing a second playthrough

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>>145121261
sadie punishing nep-nep and nowa

>>145125505
because

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>>145125587

>>145125256
Rei is
THICK

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>>145125897
Tell me she didn't just say that....

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>>145125897
hawt

>>145125256
Her suit is quite lewd.

can't decide which nep i like more..
Blanny or Ploot

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>nep nep
>who's there

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>>145126810
The Goddess who works hard to keep her nation safe and happy even when it constantly stabs her in the back.

>>145126913
hail blanny?

hail region lock.

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>>145126913
but ploot is a dominatrix ;) and tits

>>145126913
Uzume?

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>>145127316
And butts too.
Everything about her is perfect.

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>>145127785
very twoo

>>145120296
Nothing alike.

>>145127882
it's the current year
stop posting censored pics

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>>145128019
How about webm instead for gif?

but blanny is hawt 2

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>>145127785
She even has perfect taste in Neps.

>>145128214
not accurate cosplay not big enough tits
>>145128273
also shitgear is the literal worst nep

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>>145128398
B-but Gear is still better than Noway, i guess.

>>145128214
>3D
Pls Go and stay go

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I HAVE DONE IT. I HAVE SHOWN YOU HEATHENS THE TRUE WAY!
ALL HAIL LADY IRIS HEART!

>>145128595
incorrect shitgear is literally cancer

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>>145128683

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>>145128604
How about Ram and Rom?

>>145129060
wtf

>>145129145
Just
REPORT

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>>145129060
jesus christ what are those monstrosities

>>145129280
k

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>>145129834

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lets just pray to ploot and hopfully it will die

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>>145129952

>>145129952
kys

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>>145129834
They're Blanc's sisters. I know that Lowee's CPUs can be pretty hideous, but try to show some tact.

>>145122661
Secretary is lucky.

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I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!

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>>145130759

>>145130759
She's a lesbian and doesn't love you.

>>145130759
>>145130825
>>145130832
CAN WE SHUT THESE FUCKING SHITS ALREADY

>>145130982
You only need to quote >>145130832
Rest aren't trying to start anything.

>>145130832
I guess she is straight.

>>145131037
This >>145130825 is too.

>>145131135
How? Is a screenshoot from the game. Aren't games allowed?

>>145131135
>the games aren't allowed
wrong board buddy think you want >>>/u/

>>145131210
They're allowed, but this have to be your first thread on nepgen if you think out of context screenshots aren't posted to start stuff.

>>145131135
>this screenshot from a game offends my headcanon, therefore it's trying to start a fight.
Back to your blog.

>>145130982
>>145131037
>>145131108
Reminder to report and ignore hetshits like this.

Lol a guy just said love to Noire and a guy post a screenshoot, but somehow Nepgen become bad immediately.

when will yall fucking learn.

>>145131391
Explain how it is trying to start anything. That Noire isn't gay, she likes men. Stop getting triggered already.

>>145130825
I'd love to be Noire's! If only she were real.

>>145131548
There's no romance in Geki Noire. And I'm not talking about myself, see the little guy quoting multiple posts above, he's the triggered one here.

>>145131761
There isn't romance, Noire is tsundere for Secretary and gets jealous when other people pick on him. In the ending they swear they'll always remain together. You didn't play the game, you just want to shitpost.

>>145130759
You joke... but I think I may have genuinely fallen in love with Noire. It's a fucking horrible feeling.

>>145131931
cant be as terrible as noire herself

>>145131906
Its normal for girls. Stop trying to point out shit there.

Neptune and Plutia are the only gay couple in the series, all the other Neps are straight.

>>145131931
Who says I am joking though? It is a terrible feeling indeed.

>>145131906
I mean, if you wanted to be intellectually honest that might as well be the beginning of a romance.

>>145132109
Just shut up.

>>145131906
More like I want this to stop, reminder that more sins make the thread worse, you're the one at fault for replying to that guy in the first place.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wNZcIUr-Gw
Purple Heart is quite lewd, and maybe straight too.

>>145132234
Nobody gives a damn about your "sin" game or whatever the fuck, just don't shitpost about that Noire if you know she isn't gay.

I guess I should get a ps controller for this? KB+M controls seem pretty wonky, and they aren't even in KB controls either

>>145132334
>game
If it was a game I wouldn't care.
And I haven't talked about that Noire at all (I don't agree either way, but arguing is retarded). I'm telling you you're the one at fault for replying to the guy who is.

>>145132301
I don't really care for the whole "are neps gay or straight here" but she is just teasing him for kicks in that scene, wouldn't really mean anything one way or the other.

>>145132508
Of course you don't agree, you're delusional, and you don't even have a basis to argue so you have nothing to discuss in the first place.

>>145131548
All Noires are straight.

>>145132512
Would she get so worked up over teasing a man if she was?

>>145132597
Way to miss the point, I see you just wanted a chance to insult me. Just stop this, GN and everything about it is headache.

How did I start this mess just by stating my love for Noire?

>>145132512
But it look like she has an interest about "naughty book".

>>145132892
Of course it is for you since Noire in that game isn't gay, and you don't find a reason to think she might be.

>>145132946
Next time you should post it only when Ghost guy is not around.

>>145132996
It's not really specified what kind of naughty book. Might be Yuri, might be hetero, might be all dicks, might be tentacles. Might be all of them.

>>145133175
>Might be Yuri
A robot infatuated with Uni can't be carrying that.

>>145133023
No, because it's a game that I haven't played. So it's impossible to believe what any random anon says in this thread because they only post to be against me. Like you're doing right now. There're better things to do than this, you know.

>>145133253
Straight guys like lesbians you know?

>>145132871
She really didn't act anything special.

>>145133295
This is way funnier, the roach doesn't play the games and thinks all posters here are in a conspiracy against him. Sorry but I DID play the game and what I'm telling you it's true, she isn't gay. Remember this so your delusional head never touches this game.

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Under the circumstance this time, check only the bottom two.
And we need to stop now.
>>145133364
Wrong.

>>145117020
What's a Neptuna

>>145133175
But we know that scene is implying the book is hetero porn because that robot guy read porn book but scared real woman.
This is a common scene.

>>145133442
>geki noire is all the games
Greatest, I don't know what to call it, thing you have pulled in a while.

Not all the posters, only the ones who guarantee she isn't gay. You know not everyone that plays GN thinks the Noire in GN is straight, right? I don't have a reason to believe you when I know you hate me, I rather have an unbiased opinion.

>>145133662
Who is this "you" you're talking to? It's obvious it isn't me, I'm just someone who played the game, and you just need to play like for 30 min to realize she ain't gay. Nobody here is in a conspiracy against you, stop with your real life delusions.

>>145132406
anyone?

>>145133580
I'm pretty sure straight guys also enjoy seeing two girls go at it, but sure I guess.'Sides, straight porn wouldn't mean much either, she could just be looking at the hot naked chick if she was gay. Just like she'd be looking at the hot dude if she were straight.
>>145132871
I just say it as a way of her asserting some much needed control over the situation, but sure, I could see how it might look like getting worked up over it.

But anyway I think we ought to stop before it devolves into shitpost central. I think any intellectually honest person would admit that CH plays up the neps as both straight and gay to pander to people, one might me a bit more recurrent than other but there's no real hard canon on it 'cause Japan is indecisive.

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>>145133554
It's what P-Ko's crave.

>>145133962
xbox works too
well any good pc controller

>>145133808
I'm not talking about any conspiracy, I'm just saying you're lying to me because you know I can't argue. I rather have someone that played the game, but doesn't know me, to tell me if she is or not.

>>145132406
Yeah, controller, absolutely. The controls aren't great on a DS or an Xbox controller, but keyboard is just nightmarish.

>>145133962
The keyboard controls are pretty garbage. I personally have an X-Box controller, but a PS one will work just as well.

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>>145134108
Yea I played like the first couple of fights and figuring out even the menu system was horrible.

I bought the series when it was on sale a few months ago during some anime thing

>>145134087
You're waiting for your horse-riding prince to argue in your place? You know very well why you don't want to play it, you'd rather live in your delusion than letting real life hit you in the face.

>>145133662
You know not everyone that plays Hyperdimension Neptunia things the characters are gay, right? I don't have a reason to believe you when I know you consider yourself infallible, rather I have an unbiased opinion.

Nepgear does things in pants

>>145134236
No, I'm saying I don't want to argue this in nepgen.
I'm not playing it because it's not canon, just a waste of time.

>>145133978
>she could just be looking at the hot naked chick if she was gay. Just like she'd be looking at the hot dude if she were straight
>both straight and gay to pander to people

Go back to the 80s.
For real Im sick of how animals today still receive such insufficient education and social influences after all that we've tried.
just check >>145133472 and leave.

>>145134461
>I don't want to argue this in nepgen.
But here you say you couldn't >>145134087
>" because you know I can't argue"
Now it isn't "I can't" but "I don't want to" Plus
"it ain't canon so I don't give a shit anyway" Come on.

>>145133978
I know straight guy read yuri too (i am an example)
But the common thing is, if the text didn't tell more details, we count it as a "normal" porn, that is hetero.

But seriously, gay or straight is not important, as long as neps are hot chick. But reason people keep posting lewd things and "old men" is just because Ghost guy. People love Neps and Ghosy just insult everyone because that reason.

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Evidence the Neps are straight:
Non-canon games
Non-canon preorder DLC
Non-canon drama CDs
Slight hints when discussing males in V
Purple Heart messing with Steamax could in theory be taken this way, however as it's teasing it ultimately has no true bearing

Evidence the Neps are gay:
Non-canon games
Slight hints when discussing males in V (Certain statements can be taken either way)
Multiple conversations in mk2, Victory, and V-II

>>145134652
>but reason
You were posting those things for no reason at all.

>>145134864
In last 4-5 thread i stopped cropped porn already.

>>145134652
FUCK OFF LIZ
YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN GHOST

>>145134960
Hi "stop replying to that ban evader" guy.

>>145134476
What are you even trying to say

>>145134815
Nep does call a lot of guys handsome in V-II. Or, well, like 2.

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>>145135278
Does she? Guess that slipped my mind, add that to the straight list.

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>>145135506
Why do people find this funny again?

Not trying to start anything, just curious.

>>145135131
That you are ignorant as shit. Go finish highschool before posting here. For now, it is summer school I believe?
>>145135278
Dont try to mix common aesthetic taste with your so-called sexualities. Really we are not animals here.
>>145135668
People DONT find that funny. He just does that to disgut everyone and he thinks its cool.

>>145135668
Because Noire's a twintailed tsundere

>>145135743
I've said nothing about sexuality, no one but you and 2 other weirdos care about that.

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>this shitstorm
>so early in the thread

Time to diffuse. Post neps.

>>145135930
The roach created a blog to contain himself and his autism, yet he keeps going at it. What's the point of making it then?

>>145135930
Don't. If you post neps, you'll trigger the yurishits that hate heterosexuality.

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>>145135930
I didn't mean to start this, all I wanted was to state my love for Noire.

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>>145135506
Lol damn it sometime a random guy use that name to post noire please old men thing and make me look bad more

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>>145135930

>>145135668
Honestly? At this point it's just expected. It's like that friend who always slaps you in the back of the head when he greets you. First month you thought he was a fucking asshole, but it gets funny after a while.

>>145135930
Please post Nepgear, she does things in my pants

>>145136051
He just wants to bitch. He wants to talk to someone, ANYONE, and have them understand the "massive plight" he is going through over being unable to exclude the majority of fans from a public forum.

Unfortunately, he has to try more and more drastic measures, because anyone he talks to about it stops talking to him.

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>>145136216
here you go

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>>145136101
It's okay, Anon, I am together in your love of Noire.

>>145135506
>>145136128
Well damn.

>>145136101
You didn't start anything at all. It's the retards that replied to you angrily who started the shitstorm, and they're receiving the appropriate thrashing for it, as they have every time they've popped up beforehand.

I got 300 sin points
How much nep pudding can I buy with this (not sharing)?

>>145136128
>namefags trying to reply to themselves
>cant be more forced
>>145136218
>majority of fans from a public forum
Ive heard of such before. Are you just delusional or shameless? Most people dont give a fuck about your conversations and just because some pathetic kids fought along with you you think you are the majority.
Stop fucking polluting this community pls, and if you keep that fantasy above and think you are so right, those shits will happen again.

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>>145136101
I hate her personality but I admit i have feeling with her body.

>>145136660
Yurishits have no self awareness.

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>>145136662
Have this

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>>145136662
I love her personality and body.

>>145136660
What community? This ain't one.

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I love Noire and Nepgear

>>145126063
dat moment when ur gf is a dominatrix and you send that image with the caption "me to you" and it makes her want kinky smex ;)

>>145136984
Now it isn't.

>>145137006
nepgear is literally cancer

>>145136864
Would be nicer if it wasn't so washed out.

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Tsunako's finest work

>>145137081
That's just your point of view.

>>145137015
you to me*

>>145137208
I will buy her

>>145137208
truly her magnum opus

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post chuni IF

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>>145134815
>>145135495

In general the whole lesbian thing is about being able to show a relationship while keeping characters single. Outside of IF, they'd probably drop their panties for the first Self Insert to say hello.

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>>145137854
So just "post IF"

>>145137942
We JUST fucking got out of this, don't bring us back in. Now we're in for 50 more posts of "yurishits ruin everything" and "Uneducated tasteless maggots yada yada"

>>145136302
I would do things to Nepgear

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>>145137854

>>145137854
Chuni IF

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>>145138242

>>145138128
Not really. We're just laughing at idiots. Everyone knows the neps are straight as an arrow.

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>>145138143
So would I.

>>145138301
Don't.

>>145138416
I would hug her then ravage her while holding hands with her

>>145138301
Everyone knows you are shitting on purpose now. Just go out to play with friends, as your summer vacation is considered very precious. You'll regret you didnt use this time well.
Oh shit its 1am? go fucking sleep.
watch Manila major otherwise.

>>145138128
By the way: on which side of the whole stupid discussion is the "Uneducated low taste mindless fags" guy? He just writes these fucking long ass rants but they're so badly written I don't even know.

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Reminder that tangerines kick ass and that Nepgear smells funny.

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>>145137854

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Post your beloved Nep

>>145138776
That's a lewd face on Rom.

>>145138776
I would smell Nepgear

>>145138423
The only way this could possibly offend you is if you were an idiot like >>145138642 and think they're gay.

>>145139157
You're not even trying now. The only thing that worries me is that there are probably people retarded enough to take your bait.

Every anime girl is straight. It's not exclusive to Neptunia. They're just waiting for the right self insert character.

>>145139336
This. It's unfortunate that we have morons like >>145139326 who want to force a sexual orientation on characters who don't swing that way.

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>>145137854

>>145139336
Even the ones from Nanoha?

>>145139528
Only Purple Heart isn't, she gets married to me in RB3's DLC.

>>145139662
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW ONE OF YOU GOD DAMN RETARDS WOULD START IT AGAIN
Fucking hell, I'm off to play Blanc vs Zombies. Have fun with the 100 posts discussing which set of goolies neps would lick.

>>145139157
>>145139336
>>145139528
>>145139662
i fucking love eating bait

>>145139829
As much as Nep loves eating my white pudding.

>>145139829
I almost love it as much as Noire loves a good man-sausage.

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>>145137854

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Neps are straight

>>145139157
>>145139336
>>145139910
>>145139980
(You)
TRY to realize you are the only one who makes the thread disgusting. I'll be so polite to just call you "black sheep" instead of saying what I wanna say. Now leave.

>>145140280
Well that's as canon as Overheat.

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>>145139141
Wouldn't we all?

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Rom is an unstoppable monster who freezes her enemies for all eternity. I enjoy Rom.

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Ram is a machine of death who shatters her enemies into frozen fleshy pieces. I relish Ram.

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>>145141407
>>145141557
That's enough (You)'s for now.

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>>145117020

>>145140280
They're high school girls here so adolescents.

Uni is younger than Nepgear because she is not allowed to go to R18 island.

>>145143018
She's also straight, as is Nepgear.

>>145138776
I miss the old reminders, nowaydays most of them don't get posted anymore.

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Fury Nep!

But do tangerines really kick ass?

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>>145144889
>not Nepgear
What are you doing?

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>>145136902
My comrade.

>>145147606
Well she is one of the beautiful neps

>>145148230
She's the most beautiful.

>>145148369
No, that's Purple Heart.

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>>145148882
post lewd Nepgear please, very very lewd

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>>145148230
>>145148369
Definitely the most beautiful nep.

I love Noire so much!

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>>145149584
As lewd as it gets, coming right up.

I would like to summon Neptune, devourer of Pudding, if you know what I mean.

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>>145149584
>>145150290
>>145148882
A bit extra with the other lewdest Nep.

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>>145149584
>>145150290
>>145150640

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>>145151001
You're next Pissty.

>>145150290
Nepgear pleaes her big sis for...?

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>>145151123

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>>145151183
Now is fine and all, but it's too late for Histy.

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>>145151294

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Muh nepgear

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>>145151402
To much talking, not enough doing, it's already over.

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>>145151510
I want to keep Histy in my pants

>>145121261
In a blue board? Nice try, but no.

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>>145151510

Can't believe Histy has more lewd fan arts than Chika.

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>>145140335
You're the only one who gets so assblasted by obvious falseflag.

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>>145151927
But Onee-chan, he's right to be offended by the fact that other people have different tastes.

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>>145151697
But it's easy to describe even on a blue board, for example
I want to hold hands with Blanc as we kiss

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>>145151927
>Responding to 3 hour old shitposting.

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>>145152118
>hold hands
Reported for being lewd.

>>145150290
can't find sauce

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>>145152118
I'd like to hold Blanc's throat while I choke her.

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Friendly reminder that this is canon.

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>>145152298
Then asphyxiation? That's hot but I don't think I could do that to a person I actually really, really, REALLY like, unless she asks me
>>145152192
And I wish I could pat her head every night in bed and princess carry her every day and wake her up with a kiss every morning, or she could do that one to me
>>145152668
Is this a metaphore for "Nothing is canon"?

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Uh, what is this face?

>>145152203
I honestly can't remember where I found the original, so I uploaded it for you. http://imgur.com/jhMmInX

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>>145152736
Nothing is canon. Everything is allowed.

Except talking lewd like you do. Let me remind you the rules :
>talking about spanking : approved
>talking about devastating Uzume's butt until she can only crawl : tolerated
>talking about sexualizing the twins : a one hour ban
>talking about holding a nep's hand : banned 5ever, which is more than 4ever

>>145152775
It's the "oh my god he was serious about that" face for when you savagely speedrun King's Field.

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>>145152775

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>>145150640
ERRor

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>>145148882
yes

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>>145152879
I can't help it anon, this series bringsme genuine happiness and I simply adore Blanc, she made me realize how much I like shorter hair on girls and onl solidified my stance on DFC>Cowtits, the V2 waifu CD with her only made things better because it implied Blanc's rage can be canceled by headpats

>>145153181
>Blanc's rage can be canceled by headpats
Um. I wouldn't try that to be honest family.

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>>145153215
I would, fite me

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>>145153303
Yeah, fite me faggot.
1vs1, dm_serpentine, instagib.

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>>145153303
>>145153445
>Implying either of you have a chance with a taken woman.

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>>145153564
I found my new purse.

>>145152817
Thank you, anon. That made my evening.

>>145152817
I love your.
- 2 sins.

What with that sin bullshit some retards are spewing?

>>145155089
Neps are straight.

>>145155318
Of course they are, what kind of autistic retard would believe otherwise?

>>145155430
I think you'll appreciate this.

http://nepgen.blogspot.com.au/

>>145155318
Of course they are, what kind of dumbshit would believe otherwise?

>>145155576
What the fuck is that?
What am I looking at?
It's like autism in its purest form.

Anyway, I sure could bang my waivus Neptune, Noire, Vert, Blanc, Rei, Rom, Ram, Uni, Nepgear, Histoire, Croire, Uni, Kei, Mina, Chika, IF, Compa, Falcom, CC, 5pb, MAGES., Cave, Gust, Broccoli, Nisa, Marvy, C-Sha, K-Sha, P-Sha, N-Sha because they're all so obviously hetero.

>>145155763
But Noire only pleases old men.
Just like Nepnowayyyyyy is just some deluded yurifag's headcanon.

>>145155763
It's Ghostroach's blog.

>>145155890
> Makoto Itoshi
So in top of being a condescending, sanctimonious and obnoxious retard, Ghostroach is a weeaboo of the worst kind.

Why am I not surprised by how pathetic that loser is?

>>145155089
Simply put, Ghost, who used to ghostpost on archived thread, got BTFO and couldn't take on people unable to answer as usual.
So he tried to post here, get blown the fuck out again on a daily basis, and that devastated his butt so much he started his own blog so that he could shitpost while making sure nobody could call him out on his stupidity.

The sad part is that he truly believes he's relevant.

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>>145155763
>>145155857
All this bait holy shit

>>145155952
The fact that it genuinely isn't surprising is kind of depressing, to be honest.
I wanted to believe that top-level autists didn't exist, and that all the stories out of /r9k/ were just people looking for attention.
And then Ghostroach comes along and proves to everybody that postnatal abortions should exist.

>>145156126
I stopped counting the sins after ten.

>>145156164
I remember acting a bit like that. But I was 16 by then, and I was new to the internet. Ghostroach has no excuse.

These games don't make sense.
>everyone calls Neptune lazy
>while she constantly run everywhere to kill monsters, gather ingredients and save the world
>literally run
>I don't even think you can walk in these games
>yet everyone treats her as some kind of lazy snorflax eating pudding all day long and doing nothing but look cute

>>145156212
The only thing waifufags and yurifags can agree on is that nepnowayfag and ghostroaches are cancers and that the general would be better without them.
And since nepnowayfag has died, it only leves ghostroach to take care of so that peace and prosperity is here again as we will all partake in nep posting.

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The lewdest nep.

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I want to bully Dengekiko.

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>>145117020
Yellow Heart's yellow hearts look the comfiest out of all the neps

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>>145160993
Even her butt looks comfy. Spanking her is probably like touching jelly.

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>>145158302

>>145162553
>faggot deletes posts because someone insults his waifu
As if you needed any other proof this place is fucking dead

>>145162956
>retard posts -18 stuff on a blue board
>get BTFO
>baaaws about it
Learn the rules, moron.

>>145162956
Except that pic has been posted here many times before without getting deleted, just admit he hurt your feelings and apologize

>>145162956
>>145163178
Nice samefagging, idiot.

>>145163259
Yes anon, these are indeed mine, and?

>>145162956
You don't know how that imageboard works, do you? Users can't delete posts.

>>145162956
>>145163178
>>145163447
>>145163556
You sound buttblasted. Maybe you should learn the rules and how posts work instead of showing your newfaggotry.

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Here we go again.

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>>145163886
Because some people believe they're above rules. That's sad.

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What the goodness? Um, all you neppers, if you could be a little less memey I would really appreciate it!

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>>145158302
Anon got rekt.
R-E-K-T.

What is that deleted picture?
Someone please reupload it.

>>145164401
It was a R-18 picture of a naked Neptune.