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/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General
Anonymous
2016-06-10 12:32:03
Post No. 145067197
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
Previous Thread:
>>144900507
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pansy is pig
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>>145067197
are they banging?
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http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=1172863#r16412875
>ESEA anticheat
>good
lmao yeah they updated their AC so hard it now detects hardware cheating
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>ESL
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>be bad
>watch french cartoons
>get bad
>lose
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it fucking pisses me off
why do you chamber a round every time you switch weapons
just make the fucking weapon switch animation longer
fuck
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>tfw nobody wants to play faceit
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>>145067413
they should remove the round chambering and just make the character have the weapon slip for a second out his hand. that would be so much better.
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>>145067430
i dont like cirnofags
besides, everyone knows scarlet is best 2hu.
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>>145067413
>>145067558
autism
makes litterally no difference it's just an animation fuck off etc etc
>>
6-3 t side on fucking cobble
it's over
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>>145067558
Should have a safety animation instead.
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>>145067647
Say that to my face, fucker
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renegades disband when?
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/csgog/
I need a name for my M4.
Please help.
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>>145067870
come over here and i will, pussy.
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cobble xm new meta????
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>>145068027
M4A4
>>
Easiest skin i will get.
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>another game ruined by op xm1014
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>>145068039
Where?
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>>145068061
enjoy 3 £0.03 skins I guess...
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>>145068061
OUR guys
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>>145067709
>he's not autistic
GET OUT REEEEEE
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>>145068135
gensokyo
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>>145067295
wtf you are right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6wb5Pj01HY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwsvyuMPEEY
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>>145068193
>you will never live in gensokyo
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>>145068283
the people who got hit by the latest banwave were using this and they got manually banned
esea trying to cover it up saying they updated their AC and they cant manual ban
hehe xd
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fuck you yam :^)
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>>145068873
kys
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>>145068384
>you were born too early to live in a gensokyo matrix
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Overwatch
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Chaos would be better with a low sens.
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>>145068384
>>145068945
now kiss.
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>>145069025
i just met him/her
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>>145069092
nothing wrong with a lewd first encounter ;3
also
>implying any females are on /csgog/
>>
>>
>either TyLoo or Tempo Storm will go to 2/3 losses
What the fuck is with these matchups? Does ESL hate talented teams or something?
>>
>>145069281
Rigged.
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>>145069281
tyloo will win. screenshot this boast.
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>>145069151
there might be one or two...
>>
SPLYCE IS CHOKING AGAIN MOMMY
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>>145069350
ellipsis aren't allowed in this general
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>>145069397
edit: there might be one or two~
>>
do i stick with 2.7 400 or switch to 3.7 400?
been using this sens for a while, have used the other sens before; opinions?
>>145069350
the chances of there being females in this thread are the same as the chances of me not fucking up my lifezero
>>
>flash AWPER
>peek him
>don't shoot
um????????????????????
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>>145069506
400 is meme dpi, use 800
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>>145069506
2.7@400 is already too much
>>
Why don't pros just buy tec9 helmet every round?
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>>145069552
im on a wmo 1.1
and the dpi is fucked so it's not 400 it's 432dpi, which is THE BEST MEME.
>>145069572
wmo, low tracking speed. also i play wrist and i'm used to higher sensitivity (played 1 1800 for a year lmao)
stick out this sens or switch back to an old one?
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fuck you yam your so bad
>>
time for tyloo (our guys)
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FUCKING SPUNJ NECK YOURSELF
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holy shit renegades are so fucking bad it's not even funny anymore. just disband lmaooooo
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>he actually bet on renegades
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it's been fun, lads.
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>>145069932
the match I care about today
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>>145070029
bye miku
>>
davey is kinda cute
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Will spunj finally end it? Been waiting for renecucks to die for so long
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so China will cuck csgo like they did mobas right??
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>>145070721
im praying they do.
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>>145068909
no u
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>>145069092
just tell me already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this dragon is cute
it's walking somewhere and looks really happy!!
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>>145070839
look harder!
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>>145070839
Just google it. I already told you why you (an idiot) were unable to find it before.
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What is AttackeR's sens?
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>LeSports
TyLoo confirmed reddit team.
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No chance of Immortals winning
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>>145070989
>>145071031
ok fucc u too
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so they only play 3 matches?
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>>145067430
i don't want the faceit police coming to my door
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favelas are cheating again
>>
>>
Fucking cheating brazilians
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>>145071490
No lol
Not denpa onna to seishun otoko
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>teammates are total shitters
>carry hard
>still lose
>see ranks
>oh that's why
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>>145071798
u won't trick me this time
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>>145071680
Whats that mean?
>>145071747
>>145071686
How much?lul
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>>145071490
good job
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does pansy haev a speech impedance?
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chinese anti eco
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cuckas1
cuckz
cuck1
cuucktime
cucks
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>betting against BR
>betting on NA
Daily reminder that if you do either of those, you're setting yourself up to lose.
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>>145072161
>tfw it's not because of my dick in her mouth
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>>145072264
immortals are not swedes
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>>145072319
you stupid shit
you can't make babbies by putting it in her mouth
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Immortals are getting raped now and their T side is piss poor
RIP
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>>145072264
you're funny
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another round ruined by op awp
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>>145072591
cute
wanna be my bf?
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>>145072698
i thought everyone here already had a bf
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wtf I hate Brazil now
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I dont understand this system
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are digniggers allowed to cheat in ESL?
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>>145072859
win 3 you qualify
lose 3 you're out
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>>145072859
basically you have to get 3 wins to qualify.
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>>145072859
same score plays against same score
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typoo in tyloo
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adios favelas
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Brazil is such shit
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Why did he flash his own boost?
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reddit in flames
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>>145073489
na flash
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>>145073489
BR flash
It flashes any flankers
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mou is cheating
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mo
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max and relax dignitas
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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favelas get rekt
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Why are gooks so fucking good with the CZ?
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holy fuck that play LMAO BR SHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>145073890
all of the crossfire makes them good at spread weapons
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This match is so fucking dumb holy shit
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F A N C Y
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based chinks
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R U MAD?!?!?
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fancy footwork
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OUR GOOKS DID IT
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easy 400 euros
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Get fucked Favelas.
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa
get rekt favela cucks lmaooooooo
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>>145074185
he has pretty nice teeth desu
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ez for cuteboys
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when is semmler ending pansy career like he did with deman
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>>145074185
nice zit
>>
so typhoo stickers when
their logo would be great for stickers
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>>145074387
cunt
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>>145074365
I hate memeler but i'd be okay with this
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>>145074365
What happened to deman?
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>>145074365
Richard protects Panzer. He is a patronus
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>>145068027
what kind of m4 is it
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>>145074365
i wanna end pansy's career by impregnating her and forcing her to raise our child
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>>145074687
dont encourage him
>>
>>
>>145074724
nys (neck your self)
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gonna take a shit lads hold on a sec
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>>145074761
:_/
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>>145074783
that was uncalled for
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yo why the fuck is csgl broken
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>>145074892
no!
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>>145074920
it was never not broken
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>>145074936
yes!never had a chance to use this image
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>>145075075
Is that girl from sega game
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is that the uber from selfless?
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>>145075075
mind if i save it?just kidding i saved it anyway
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>>145075171
mind if i save it?
yes i do mind
>i saved it anyway
delete it
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>>145075379
nope
what are you gonna do about it nerd
>>
>players and casters are such enormous stick-in-the-mud faggots that they know nothing about a new map that's been in the game for months because they're not willing to play it
gotards?
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>>145075170
Ya he got hot
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>>145075423
im gonna tell the 4chan irc that you bullied me and then they're gonna be really upset and then they're gonna ban you forever!
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>>145075787
oh no i'm so scaredi'm not actually scared
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>>145069397
who care...
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>>145075985
y-you won't be so smug after you're banned!!
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>>145074687
ST Evil Daimyo (pls don't bully)
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>>145072890
i guess not
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>>145076353
name it "i'm poor lol"
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What the fuck have they don't to cobble B site in the last patch?
Wasn't the whole point of B site that long and drop is primarily T territory and they have to push out of that?
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to add stairs?
>>
>>145076353
Bad Reimu
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>losing against tier 5 team
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>>145076551
i'm crying right now
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>>145076353
trade
radiation hazard
asiimov bs
bullet rain are the only acceptable m4a4's
>>
Why didn't digshit ban nuke?
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>>145076801
they said it was "their map"
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>they sold kjaerbye for this
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is that logan from teksyndicate?
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>>145076779
i wanted it stattrak though
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cuckzki
cuckjunb
cuckino
cucksl
cuckfig
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who /bigmoney/ here?
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dignitas are so bad
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>>145076960
stattrak doesn't really make any difference. this being said neither do skins.
if you want a nice ST skin trade more :^)
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>he told me to max and relax
>cant relax
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>>145077584
ez dignitas comeback dont worry
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>>145076960
>not wanting the best m4
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>>145077694
did you SEE the scoreboard!?
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>>145077970
did you see the map?
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>>145077812
i'll never understand you souvenirfags
you buy disgusting shitty skins just to have (admittedly cool) gold stickers on them but they're placed randomly and you have to find someone just as autistic as you if you wanna sell it
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>>145077970
12-8 not bad imo
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Saw this on reddit xD
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>>145078034
dont you want the best skins by the best players? you dont? oh, have fun with your stattrak daimyo
>>
Only cute CSGO players may reply to this post!!
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>>145078025
but it's newke, not nuke. how can you not worry?
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>>145078136
that ain't me i'm not some kind of poor person
souvenir skins just look shit
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>>145078153
i have $170 on dignitas theyre gonna win this is all part of the plan
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>>145078193
it's called fortunate son idiot
>>
>>145078096
1738
xDD
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>>145078193
baka pleb
probably doesnt even like knights. you may not be a poorfag, but you dont have taste
>>
>>145078136
you're a faggot
>>145078193
you're probably a faggot too
im killing myself, streaming it and only posting the link to r/GlobalOffensive
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>>145078251
what makes you think you cant lose your skins?
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>>145078386
knights look like wank, guardian/dark water all the way all the way.
>>145078392
pls no anon.
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>>145078457
nothing absolutely nothing
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>>145078576
>dark water
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>>145078576
>dark water
literally the most autistic skin. guardian is cool tho
>>
WE DEM BOYZ
>>
Could Empire fulfill the prophecy and take down Renegades or Immortals?
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oh anon, you script reading faggot <3
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>>145079107
:)))
>>
nice choke
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tfw we are THIS close to having none of the reddit teams qualify
>>
>>145078694
>>145078848
>implying dark water isn't the best filling in a shit sandwich
kekking at your taste :^)
hyperbeast is alright tho, would be top tier if it wasn't as pricey.
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>>145079305
nip hasn't played yet....
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>>145079307
>hyperbeast is alright tho
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>>145079394
They're not in the qualifier. We just need Envy to tilt, and for BR and Spunj to keep sucking.
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>>145079412
>implying it isn't the 3rd best filling in a shit sandwich
8)
pls tell me what your favorite m4a1-s skin is anon.
>>
>started playing literally two weeks ago
>got placed in silver 1 for whatever reason
>just ranked up to GN2
>still carrying most of the time
</blog>
>>
>>145079307
>price matters
>>>>>>HYPERBEAST
OH GOD
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>>145079505
typhoo are our guys right?
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>>145079521
Basilisk
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>>145079521
>m4a1-s
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>>145079521
>m4a1-s
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>>145079606
>>145079412
>Chantico's Fire
garbage
>Golden Coil
garbage
>Hyper Beast
looks pretty nice
>Cyrex
garbage
>Atomic Alloy
garbage
>Guardian
#1
>Hot Rod
not my thing
>Knight
garbage
>Master Piece
not my thing
>Basilisk
nice skine
>Bright Water
it's okay
>Dark Water
#2
>Icarus Fell
garbage
>Nitro
garbage
>Blood Tiger
garbage
>VariCamo
garbage
>Boreal Forest
garbage
>>145079742
i switch between the a1-s and a4. situational weapons.
>>
>>145079907
shit taste desu
>>
>>145079907
you are actually a human toilet
>>
>>145079907
you're just baiting i hope
if you're not i don't get how you could enjoy the hyper beast but not superior similar skines like icarus fell and master piece
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>>145079980
>>145080003
:^)
>>145080096
i dunno they look fucking disgusting imho.
hyperbeast is a bright, vivid flashy skin whilst the rest are bland flashy skins.
>>
pansy a cute
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>>145080278
ur a cute
>>
OFFICIAL GOOD TASTE RANKING OF M4A1-S SKINES
>TOP
KNIGHT
GUARDIAN
>GREAT
HOT ROD
ICARUS FELL
>ALMOST GREAT
NITRO
STOCK
BASILISK
>GOOD
MASTER PIECE
ATOMIC ALLOY
BLOOD TIGER
BRIGHT WATER
>GETTING THERE
GOLDEN COIL
HYPER BEAST
CYREX
DARK WATER
>NO
VARICAMO
CHANTICO'S FIRE
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>>145080572
wank taste
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>>145080658
sorry, but it's official. sounds like you're the wank, reddit.
>>
>>145080794
>replying when you're the one that posted
both you and your opinion are invalid.
>>
>>145080853
it says its official on the top dude. you can't argue with that.
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>>145080924
damn you got me.
:^(
>>
-smithzz
+kennys
new french super team
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>>145081031
they would literally be unstoppable
i just wish we lived in a timeline where smithzz was just shox's buttboy IRL and never set foot on a pro cs server
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>>145081310
>i just wish we lived in a timeline where smithzz was just shox's buttboy IRL and never set foot on a pro cs server
we can only dream :<
>>
>>145080572
>good taste
my taste is still better :>
>>
Faded Zebra is the only good M4 skin.
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>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
Casualfags rejoice
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R8 MI OC PLS
>>
stycuck
oscuck
boncuck
ancuck1yl
cucko
>>
>raped him
>watching cross like a whore
pansy sounds like she enjoys being treated like a slut
>>
>>145081505
>no more dust2 24/7
lmao
>>
>>145081470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kbu7KisoZJ
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>>145081556
typical of British women
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>>145081505
>mirage and dust2 only
but...
the future refused to change
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>they doubted our boys arya and jason R
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>>145081613
>implying implicit implications that that's a bad thing
:^):^)
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>>145081780
honestly if you find pansy attractive you need to eviscerate yourself immediately
>>
>>145081505
Another lazy bandaid fix to the casual side of the game.
>>
WUN TAB ECOS
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>>145081914
>pansy
>attractive
please never put those words in the same sentence again.sluts are fun tho
>>
>>145081962
best part is it only took several years to change
>>145082021I know I am one :3
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>>145081962
buying an awp should remove your armor in casual and map voting shouldnt exist, just cycle through every map in order
>>
OFFICIAL WAIFU CATEGORIES
god tier
>pansy
decent tier
>some 2d
>an extremely small minority of 3d
neck yourself tier
>most 2d
>basically all 3d
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>>145081575
>>145081729
>>145081962
oh shit I am hungover, this actually is still shit.
Why the fuck didn't they just remove the vote ffs?
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>>145082057l-lewd :o
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>>145082124
here man, free one on me for typing this
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anyone who appreciates this disgusting skin absolutely should consider offing themselves
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>>145081729
Dust 2 of Lavos
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>>145082448
glad i'm not the only one.
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>i put 0.03 on hr
shit
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>>145082448
This game needs more camo skins instead of painball and nerfgun shit.
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>>145082560
pretty much every gun has a camo skin
go buy those you autistic military faggot
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>>145082448
it fucking says silence on it
who thought this was a top idea
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=414224946
Why is this still not ingame?
Why is shit like montezumas pyre m4a1 even allowed?
The workshop is Illuminatis, open your eyes gotards!
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>>145082646
A camo pattern in bright orange or bright blue or any weird colour does not count.
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>>145082560
we already have camo skins
>bright water
>cyanosplatter
>varicamo
>boreal forest
>overgrowth
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>>145082709
this is on par with the banana 5-7 stop posting any time.
>>
>>
>>145082560
agreed, also I would like more simple two tones and stainless variants.
>>
forest leaves nip
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>>145082924
did he go to jail again?
>>
Need reflective mirror camo
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>>145082972
Sorry post got cut short
I'm offering one key. Any sticker from nip is fine
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>>145082709
terrible
>>
He's doing the Bernie!
>>
Scream can't afford pants without holes.
>>
>still no eggshell or beige skin
>>
>>145083782
>not having a pair of pants that fit your girlish figure so well and are so comfy that you wear them so much you've worn holes in them
best feeling desu
>>
ez mouz win
>>
vape up
>>
>>145082178
How to fix casual:
>5v5 casual mode
>actually give the option to pick the map you want to play
>make Valve 24/7 servers and Valve servers with limited map pools
>update server browser
>outsource in-house maps
>apply the overwatch system to casual servers too, but only include highlights to the demo reels and require more reports
>figure out a way for community servers to hand out exp and drops (propably the only fix out of these that takes actual effort)
>remove the change map vote-option from Valve servers
>>
Cobble is worse than Nuke.
>>
holy fuck this stream is trash
>>
>>145085124
>>apply the overwatch system to casual servers too
KYS
>>
>>145085124
too much work leave it the way it is the shitters dont mind anyway
>>
Bros at what rank do people start buying something other than AWP? Getting real tired of AWP wars with baddies that are a joke to kill when they have anything else.
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>bet
>lose
Every time
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>>145085646
I hate both watching and playing it
can't wait till infernos back and it returns to the veto list it belongs
>>
>>145087007
Inferno is shit too.
>>
>>145087068
>new Inferno will be shit too
ftfy
>>
WorldEdit!!
>>
>>145086901
>anime homo
>shit at everything
wow big surprise
>>
>>145087713
Still better at life than you lmao cunt
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>>145087771
prove it
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>>145088343
How?
>>
I got kicked for top fragging fuck the asian servers
>>
>>145088382
name some of your achievements, goals, job, social life, etc
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>>145088582
You first
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>>145088515
>be top fragging
>the bottom fragger gets kicked because he's shit
>he comments on my profile about how shit I am and that I was bottom fragging
>get kicked last round because russians got mad when I got a trade kill instead of saving him
um???????????????????????
>>
can someone post the recommended mouse chart
>>
quick!
c9 or mouz
>>
>>145088947
intellimouse 1.1a or nys
>>
>>145088947
Rival 700
>>
>>145088947
finalmouse scream edition
>>
>>145088978
i forget to specify that i want to """max and relax"""
>>
>>145088947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H-lTpgHXmw
>>
>>145088978
ez mous trust me
>>
smoking guns are hot to the touch but would cool down if we didn't use them so much
>>
>>145090129
?????
>>
>>145090129
what did he mean by this?
>>
Reminder than <800dpi is the effective sdpi/sens for Alphas
>>
>>145090469
>not 1600 dpi @ 2.1 sens
whats wrong your hand to fat to flick?
>>
>>145090759
>3500edpi
Why
600-800 is support/awp
800-1400 is entryfrag
higher is just fucking retarded
>>
>>145090469
I use 400
are you proud of me yet?
>>
>>145088947
zowie make the best mice
>>
>>145090347
>>145090273
makes you go hmmmm
>>
>>145091460
>huano switches
nys
>>
>>145091239
Very. Go cuck some 800s.
>>
>esl still cant host an event without pauses and delays
>>
>NV have one stomp after months of looking shaky at best
>Suddenly get 80-20 odds vs. sex god
uhhhh gotards?
>>
>>145091850
Dosia is trash
>>
cloud9 are reddits guys and I hope they throw >:^(
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Add this if anyone wants to play http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
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>>145091973
c9 are are guys but i still want mouz to win
>>
>>145092591
No they aren't.
>>
>it's another ESL stream dies every five minutes episode
>>
slemmy looks like a school shooter lol
>>
>>145093706
quality post
>>
shit9
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Describe Jake "Stewie2k" Yip in two (2) words.
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>>145094043
bubbly [word]
>>
>>145094043
SHE BANGS
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>>145094043
best american (cs player)
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>>145094043
dad
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>post something you're interested in
>only reply is 'who care..'
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>>145094043
cross fire
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>>145094292
>make a post you care about
>only replies are "who care..." or "fuck off retard" or "neck yourself"
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>>145094043
Fucking manlet
>>
>>145094292
>>145094409
fuck off retards
>>
Why does pansy hate Cloud 9 so much?
>>
>the dilapidated slums of denis
>>
i want to eat pansys panties!
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>hacker on the enemy team
>even his teammates call him out on it, he stops toggling
>win ez
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>>145094164
underated
>>
>>145094553
why would anyone not hate them?
>>
>>145094043
underage b&
>>
>win 4 games in a row with the highest score against people my rank or above
>lose 1
>demoted
Nice meme
>>
>>145094043
american, chinese
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Who /Dosia/ here?
>>
hoping for Tyloo vs. Cloud9 tomorrow
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>>145097176
anyone got that picture that says "he gave everything for cs"
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>>145091584
>omron switches
>>
>cbble strike
>>
>it's another cobble episode
These pros sure love this shit map.
>>
what is best keyboard?
>>
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>>145097176
>>
>>145094553
Cuz they r shit
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>>145097831
mine
>>
us - sex god
reddit - x god
>>
>>145098126
The dosia meme needs to die like he will, quickly and due to high blood pressure
>>
>>145097758
I, actually, do not
>>
what a buy from NV
>>
>he fall for the EnVyUS meme
>>
-NBK
-Happy
-DEVIL
-ApEX
+shox
+RPK
+bodyy
+ScreaM
I fixed Envy.
>>
god devil is so fucking shit always last one to survive and fail to do anyshit,shit version of happy
>>
Why did Envy go bad?
>>
>>145099139
sold their cheats to G2
>>
>hey guys we lost and are low on money
>lets force lol
>hey guys we won an anti-eco and got lots of money, next round they'll full buy
>lets keep 2 mac10s lol
I feel like I'm watching a gold nova match
>>
>>145099187
*one baguette please
>>
-xarte
+joelz
ez t1 for ence
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EVERYTHING
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fuck these halftime breaks
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nv disband when?
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welp, that's it for me boys...
>>
\_oungin
>>
god hooch
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>>145101286
shut the fuck up
>>
>>145101334
\_oser
>>
>>145101426
|\|eck yourself
>>
>>145101426
drink ch\_orine
>>
That run boost was sick.
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Our boys win again.
Get fucked leddit.
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>>145101968
>didn't get the last one
nys
>>
>>145088847
Wow she was not obese before.
>>
>>145102119
Leddit pls go.
>>
Tomorrow's matches:
>Fluffy Gangsters vs. Renegades
>Immortals vs. Empire
>FlipSid3 vs. OpTiC
>EnVyUs vs. Splyce
>HellRaisers vs. Dignitas
>TyLoo vs. Cloud9
>G2 vs. mousesports
>Gambit vs. FaZe
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/ESL/One/2016/Cologne/Offline_Qualifier#Round_3
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Yo armaa add me lol I wanna erp
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>>145103003
What the fuck, delete this please
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>>145102871
upboated :)
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What should I map my voice key to?
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>>145103723
I have it on mouse4
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>>145103723
mouse 5
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>>145103807
>>145103851
Damn, should I buy a mouse with extra buttons?
>>
>>145103723
i have it on a mouse side button too
you really should, there's not space on the left half of the keyboard for such an important function
>>
>>145104435
Any recommendations for a mouse?
>>
>>145103928
Eh its not needed i guess, you can use qert or some other useless button, x, y or < or caps lock
>>145104539
Not him but i use a roccat kone pure desert strike and its a decent mouse, not that expensive anyway and it fits into my big hand nicely
I can post a webm of it how it looks if you want, not that it shows anything big tho
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>>145103723
mwheeldwn
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>>145104976
Fuck that sounds risky, I don't wanna be accidentally switching weapons
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>>145103807
Mine is just F
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>>145105367
but then you cant inspect your knife?
>>
haha friends having a lan party and I wasn't invited haha this is fine lol i hope they have a good time haha
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>>145105428
>buying knife skins
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>>145105862
>being unironically poor in 2016
yo when you kill yourself
can you post a livestream link in /csgog/? thanks in advance
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>>145105952
There's a difference between being poor and not being a fucking idiot when spending money.
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>>145106070
yeah and you're poor
>>
Does PhantomLord even play the game? Whenever I see his stream on Twitch he's always in the fucking lobby or some shit.
>>
>>145106153
I make $120,000 a year.
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>>145105428
My inspect is T
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>>145106247
then what's wrong with $500 for a knife skin
oh right
you're just talking out of your ass because you wouldn't want to admit to living in poverty lmao
>>
>>145106247
and you spend all $120,000 on the bare essentials, you've never once bought an expensive car, phone, item of clothing, or house
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>>145106419
>>
>>145106884
don't worry anon! one day you'll reach those grapes! don't give up yet!
>>
all in on clg hehe
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>VAC has detected a cheater on this server
Is this a legit thing or just the guy fucking with the chat?
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>>145106419
>have money
>buy stupid shit just because
this is how poor people actually think
>>
>>145106419
why would being poor be something to be ashamed of? you fucking cunt
you should be ashamed that your wasteful way of living is depriving lots of people from a decent life
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>>145107528
are you retarded
>>
>>145107528
Guy fucking the ban message is instant, red and different.
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>>145107628
did i strike a nerve there buddy
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>>145107528
he just added a bunch of spaces after "gh" to put the rest of the message in a new line
the actual vac ban message looks like this
>Player faggot has the game (VAC banned from secure server)
and the overwatched message is
>faggot has been permanently banned from official CS:GO servers.
>>
>>145107934
I didn't know overwatch was perma.
>>
>>145108043
Some are, some arent, depends
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>>145108043
there are two types of overwatch bans: minor disruption (griefing) which lasts for around 30 days, and major disruption (cheating) which is permanent and is pretty much the same as a VAC ban
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>not owning the best m4 skin
>>
Are there any TBS streams for the real eleague tv shit?
>>
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>>145109773
i do though?
>>145110395
nope go to buffalo wild wings with your friends like a true gamer :))
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>>145109773
>silenced
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should i do it?
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>>145109773
that's not a skin
>>
>>145110492
>Buffalo wild wings
B-but I'm not an americuck ;_;
>>
>>145111493
Fuck off armaa
>>
>>145111549
wat
>>
>>145110662
yes
>>
>>145110662
>betting on a guaranteed loss
thanks for skines
>>
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>update on GNU/Linux
>game doesn't even fucking launch
Gotards????
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>>145113263
>GNU/linux
>>
>>145113263
>he fell for the ganoo/loonix meme
>>
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGfd7yIkvLe/
OUR BOIS
>>
I dont want to be lonely anymore
>>
>>145115245
fuck whats that song called that goes like that
its like 'i dont want to (something) anymooore'
>>
>>145078694
>>145078848
dark water is great, bin yourselves IMMEDAITELY
>>
>cant get in a comp game on the best map santorini
just
>>
>>145115085
>not liGNUx
flush urself mate
>>
Anyone want to trade with me for some of my junk skins + cases? Don't care if I lose a bit of money, I just want some neat skins.
/id/devsda1
>>
>>145115351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-CSke-Be8
>>
>>145116468
lmao thats not it
its like a sad pop song sung by a girl
>>
>>145116697
why are you laughing... I was just trying to help
>>
>>145116820
sorry i wasnt laughing at you i was laughing because that song is funny to me
>>
>>145115351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qTjRGXGdw
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>>145110492
>Stattrack
how does it feel paying 3x price for le cool orange numbers that don't mean anything and just ruin the appearance of the item?
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>>145118385
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>>145118385
probably better than it feels not being able to afford them
>ruin the appearance of the item
in some cases, i suppose
a lot of skins fit aesthetically with the ST counters like any asiimov, trigon, cyrex, etc. and most pistols
>>
>>145118385
>and just ruin the appearance of the item?
ButST USP Orion looks better than non ST
>>
holy fuck
i just found out thatif you throw a grenade with left AND right mouse button you'll do a medium-distance throwthis is news to meand i'm GE
>>
>>145120414
i figured this out on my own after about 3 hundred hours
its less "medium" and more 33% it doesnt go as far as half of a regular throw
>>
>>145120489
>>145120414
fun fact:you throw it just as fast, it's just that it is more influenced by gravity
>valve
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>>145105952
>wasting money on a dead game to show off you kids
just wait till school starts again and buy a real knife to show off to your sixth grade buddies
>>
>>145119261
Lmao look at this sucker valve got by the balls. lets see your rank and where those skins got you silver shitter.
>>
who /\_oungin/ here?
>>
stream ?
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4nix17/the_yee_lmao1_conspiracy/
>>
>>145122035
https://www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
>>
is posting and the ssl fixed?
>>
>>145121506
http://store.steampowered.com/stats/
sure
>>
stream for eLeague's tv broadcast?
>>145122374
nvm thanks.
fuck 4chan for going down
>>
>finally rank up to Supreme
>next 3 games get cheaters on the enemy team
>instantly derank
What the fuck is this, I grind up to supreme and some cunts instantly ruin it, fuck valve and fuck this shit game, the frustration I feel when deranking because of cunts like them heavily outweighs the good feeling of ranking up.
>>
who /max and relax astralis/ here
>>
>>145122868
just move to faceit/esea already and stop whining, tired of this 'muh cheaters in supreme/lem' meme
>>
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>>145123125
>esea
>>
>tfw have to witness our guy tarik get BTFO on tv
:/
>>
>>145123297
lol okay then. keep getting cucked by togglers in mm and complaining here, who care.....
>>
>muh star player
when is this meme going to end? the idea that most teams have a single ~EXPLOSIVE FRAGGER WHO CAN TURN A GAME AROUND~ and that everyone else on the lineup is an impotent ~support~ player laughable.
CSGO's skill ceiling isn't that high, lads. if you're on a pro team, you're all about as good as each other.unless you're someone genuinely shit like adren
>>
>>145123487
theyre just trying to simplify the game for the TV plebs. i would argue that dupreeh and xyp9x are more vital to astralis winning than device
>>
>>145123487
But there are guys that constantly topfrag for their teams and are clearly 'the guy' to rely on
>>
>>145123426
>hes not the one toggling
lmao get fucked nerd thnx for the elo cuckboi
>>
>>145123794
>guy with the easiest and most powerful gun topfrags
what a surprise
>>
that fucking chimp audience
>>
>csgo isnt even the 5th most viewed game on twitch atm
uh gotards??
>>
>>145124348
watching it on TV famalam
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>they bet against NA
>>
>>145124348
serious question though
what happened to the Dota 2 audience?
do they not give a fuck about their majors?
>>
Dan!
>>
>>145124035
What do you meme by this? The known """"best players in the world"""" are riflers
>>
>>145124485
Why is the top of the picture cut off. You have infinite pixels yet you did this
>>
Why can those faggots cast like this all the matches?
>>
who here /rage bet on clg even though you'll be upset when they lose/ ?
>>
>let's shoot our food
>>
MURRICA
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>>145127093
>americans
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>>145127093
>he doesn't shoot his food
Do you even 'merifat?
>>
>looks like we should invest in a defuse kit
xDDD
>>
>>145127223
What's the problem
>>
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>>145127223
>eurocucks
>>
Anime!
>>
why is /csgog/ such a slow general?
>>
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>yurocucks can only handle guns in videogames
feel bad for you guys desu
>>
is for faggots
>>
does anyone else play better when they're really tired?
>>
>>145127859
because our guy rrrr is banned
>>
>>145127859
Dead game that is o ly being propped up by valve throwing a million dollars at a few major tournaments. Expect everything to be gone by November of 2017
>>
>>145128024
this tbqh
he really does a lot to try and keep the game and thread active
>>
>>
is pita indian?
>>
P A L A
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>>145127961
I play best after 3 beers, worst after 5. Such a hard thing to manage
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you're at a lan and this guy poos in your loo
what do?
>>
>>145128572
tell him to fucking flush them
>>
>>145128572
Call flusha
>>
>>145128572
give him toilet paper
>>
>>145128572
Remind him to wipe properly. I had an Indian friend in high school and he never learned to properly wipe himself because his parents were fresh from India. So uou could literally smell him before he entered the room. Fucking weird people
>>
why does this d2 game feel like it's been going on forever? we're only on round 6, what the fuck?
>>
>>145128974
You probably have an iron deficiency, that can lead to having a strange sense of time passing.
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>>145128930
how is he suppose to know how wipe himself properly if nobody teaches him? you have to take the extra step and wipe him, anon.
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>>145129148
I taught his sister and life has been a downward spiral ever since
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>>145127859
only 85 shitposters
also lots left for /owg/ and I can see some being upset because of the rank shuffle also MM is a shit show and that's where the majority plays
tl;dr valve doesn't give a fuck
hoping for overwatch or battlefield 1 to boom so there's a competitor
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>>145129353
desu i'm looking forward to csgo being exposed
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>>145129353
Bf1 should be fun and offer a lot if replay Abita like bf2, but I have se reservations and doubts after bf4. Overwatch is a literal meme. Neither will fulfill the competitive slot that csgo can.
>>
how do i fix
>flash: Video file not found
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>>145129598
*replayability
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>>145129598
what was wrong with bf4?
>>
Pansy is such a qt
Also, i wonder why no one at valve took interest in Kjaerbye's parkinson sprays. It's so obvious he's cheating.
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>>145130153
One of his plays on mirage was one of the sketchiest plays ive ever seen
>>
>explaining noob
who is the target audience for e-league again?
>>
normies and black twitter is the target audience
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>>145122374
Says "flash video disabled". Fuck.
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>>145129852
-Lots of unbalanced shit
-for a game that advertised graphics so much, it looks no different from bf3 (vanilla anyway)
-bugs that went unfixed for years
-mediocre servers
-battlelog
>>
USA
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>>145130393
He's topfragging now in D2. One of his most blatant uses was against Astralis on overpass, he literally did a 180 on a player behind several walls.
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>>145130649
Same thing here.
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>>145130396
They need to do this "explaining basic shit" thing. Even the most casual fan will feel insulted. I've seen it happen with racing broadcasts in Formula 1, indycar and sports cars. They do it with soccer broadcasts here as well. Just call the game normally and if people are into it they will take the initiative themselves to learn a bit. They aren't that stupid.
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>>145130956
Do you look like an 8 year old? Pics?
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>>145130956
its probably because ur not cute
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>>145130956
enjoy ur ban rostie bitch
>>
>>145130956
Post ID and we'll help you!
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>>145130978
*they need to stop
Getting tired of this autocorrect
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>>145130956
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>>145128742
underated
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>jdm letting me down on national TV
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>>145131973
the only faggot here is you
>>
>it's an Astralis chokes episode
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I want to lick pansy's feet
>>
na???????????
>>
So when will clg bring on a real 5th? Who might it be?
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>CLG needs the crowd to tell them where the Ts are
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>>145132880
this
also danish choke
>>
Casters & crowd yells "Oh no", Pita immediately turns around. Good shit.
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>>145132880
I want to grind pansy's feet into a sausage and shove it up her own ass over and over again until she dies of starvation.
>>
>>145132880
I want to be near any woman
>>
does astralis have the most forgettable group of players ever? i literally cannot even remember any of their names they all look so boring
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>>145133208
iktf
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>>145133208
maybe if you werent playing video games on a friday night girls would like you
>>
\_ounge
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>>145133503
Nah, girls didn't like me before I found video games.
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>>145133208
>go to bar with fag bf
>bitches literally driping wet when we walk in
>wont shut the fuck up about how handome I amd and trying to seduce me and him
>mfw we diteched those hags and fucked like good gay goys
>mfw not csgo related post in one bit
>mfw no face
Women suck ;)
>>
is the crowd chanting "choke"?
EU BTFO
>>
What happens if liquid plays astralis in the near future?
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>>145133943
12 overtimes
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asstrails are tilted as fuck lmao
>>
good old danes choking again
>>
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why americans are such fat memers
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>>145134160
HE THINK HE SLICK
>>
>tfw tarik is pretty nuts
>tfw dirty turk flying the US flag
idk how to feel anymore
>>
>>145134160
he dabbin bro
xD
>>
JAPANESE DOMESTIC MARKET
NORTH AMERICAN SNIPER
>>
damn, what a map for clg
>>
\_\_\_\_\_\_
>>
Good old TSM.
Choking like always.
>>
Ok how the fuck do I start loungin'?
>>
JUST DANCE MAN
D
M
>>
https://youtu.be/b4pUfFh4pMs
rate my video thnx
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>>145134542
you mean good old digniggers choke
>>
ツ
>>
>Play DM
>Everyone is AWP fagging
>Le spawn right behind you
>Some tard is obviously aiming super hard to get rank 3
>Map isn't dd2
Fun
>>
100% mad fucking fatass Americans changed the result with their yelling.
>>
>>145134963
but ex-diginiggers are literally fatter than clg by 3x
why are euroniggers so blind?
>>
lol another 15 hour "im smurf"
Nice game
>>
Why doesn't tbs just stream the full show on twitch?
It's not like twitchtards are gonna dust off their television anyways
I cant wait until TV finally dies
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>>145135537
force all americans who want to see the full show to watch it on a dying medium
>>
>>145135537
a lot of contracts with comcast and other broadcasters which dictate what parts of a sports thing are owned by the company producing and the company airing it.
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>>145135537
because $Merrica$
>>
A COACH
>>
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>>145135537
>>
why doesn't device join a better team?
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>>145135537
They are handcuffed by ancient agreements with cable companies. The cable companies buy the rights to the channels and they would not like it if something they paid for was also available entirely for free on another service. It is more complicated than that but rest assured jews and lawyers are involved.
>>
bout 2 play csgo
by myself
goodluck 2 me
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>>145136282
do you want a good luck kiss?
>>
>>145136341
Yes please!
>>
nah jdm isnt hacking just waggles his mouse towards the nearest player when he needs to know where they are
>>
>>145136686t. gold nova
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>>145136804
that thing where he waggled before he checked the left of monster was sus af
>>
>>145136686
>silvers aren't satisfied unless pros behave like bots and never look around
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>>145136887
delete this
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>>145136686
if anyone is cheating is kjaerbye
>>
>csgo has no hackers
>t. /csgog/
>hundreds get VAC'd every day
>no hackers
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>your average female (((((""""""""""""""""gamer"""""""""""""""""))))))))))))
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>>145137218
>take up a space some other persone could use to """"read""" a book
tippedy top kek
>>
>>145137218
>that pepe guy right there
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>>145137218
>tfw she has a $1000 inventory
>>
>>145137218
>book at first legit televised "esports" event on murrican tv in ages
WEW
>>
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>>145137218
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>>145137297
>all donated
:^)
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>even the ELeague shit obs only stream is 10x better than ESL stream
>>
>>145137427
Why is ESL such a shit organisation but still allowed to host majors
>>
>>145137804
jews
>>
astralis is winning this
r-right?
>>
>>145137871
ESL is polish, there are no Jjews in Poland anymore
>>
>>145138140
>(((polish)))
>>
I want to take Pansy from behind!
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>>145138241
underated tbqh
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>>145137139
git gud silver trash
>>
>>145138140
ESL is german senpai
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>>145138349
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>145138458
it's german. they moved the HQ to deutschland for tax and ez to import esporters
>>
Go to 02h21m20s in the archive. Fucking fatass Americans making pita turn around and nearly kill 3 people.
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>>145138704
how mad can you be you niggerloving cuck
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>>145138670
*polish
>>
>>145138778
Considering I lost money I shouldn't have lost. I'm pretty mad. It would've been a 4v2 in favor of Astralis.
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>>145138879
lmao get dunked fag
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>>145138704
i agree that its bullshit. i feel like they wont do anything to prevent this from happening either, theyll just say "oh its part of the fun of the game", but it honestly adds an unfair advantage and gives info that they otherwise wouldnt get.
>>
>sell skins
>play better
>rank up
gotards?
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>>145139285
shhh let the shitters get ripped while they inspect thier goofy ass skins
>>
>>145139285
>get good
>win at rng
GOTARDS?
>>
>>145139140
If you admit that they lost because of the crowd. We're all good, you can call me whatever and make fun of me for losing.
>>
why does every fan dab when the camera is on them? what is wrong with millenials?
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>>145139668
>he doesn't dab
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>>145139668
the odd part is that the white kids do it better than the single black guy there
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>>145139740
710 all day holmes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlWPE-f7I2I&feature=youtu.be
looks like we're browsing the wrong site lads
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thanks for the skines boys
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>>145139668
its the fluoride in the water
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>>145139668
what even is dabbing
what is it referring to
help me magog I feel old
>>
I TRIED SO HARD
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>>145140412
AND GOT SO FAR
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>>145140412
They're coming back in the LCQ bruh
>>
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>
UHHH GOTARDS IS THE SCRIPT MEME REAL
>>
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Cx
Cx
They both came out window one after the other didn't even have to left go
>>
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>>145140812
>>145140812
DELETE THIS
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>>145140353
Is it when you put your hand over your eyes?
I thought that was the n0thing flashbang dance.
>>
>>145141306
>n0thing flashbang dance
I thought it was a normie thing not csgo related
drugs or something
>>
>>145140821
grats on GN mikes. I hope one day you stop playing with the trashest of the trash from /csgog/. I mean in the quality of people, not their skill.
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>>145141375
it's dabbing when you bend your head down. Flashbang if you're upright, and doing a dance instead of just posing right quick.
>>
>guy is crouched in a smoke, half of his body sticking out
>shoot him
>WOW NICE AIMLOCK DUDE REPORTED
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>>145141875
you now me on smoke nice
>>
fyi, dust is streaming
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>>145142053
>not watching our sister gaem doters two major
lmao gotards
>>
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>>145140353
>don't understand all the weed culture, e.g. have no idea what shatter, dro, kush, etc are
>don't know anything about the new social media like instagram and twitter and snapchat etc
>don't know any new pop music or the new rap music (trap music?)
>don't know any of the new weird dances stanky leg, dab, whip, etc
>tfw going into college fall semester as a freshman
HELP
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>>145142240
i am
ppd casting get hype. but some dont like the dotes
>>
>>145141875
>get a 180 no scope with the scout to win the round
>"kick the fucking hacker"
>>
>>145142291
hey i'm not gayalthough I ambut, ppd is such a cute boy :3
>>
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>>145142258
I think trap music is the stuff rrrrr etc listen to, anime themes etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
>not knowing silentoad
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>>145142446
his new haircut is fucked tho
>>
>>145142258
When you live alone, you don't need to know any of those things
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>>145142636
I'll have a roommate tho
>>
>>145140812
I love how they deny all of it, its so obvious how they allow some players to hack.
>>
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>>145142584
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT ISSSS
SILENTOAD
SILENTOAD
NOW WATCH ME TRIP
NOW WATCH ME MAYMAY
NOW WATCH ME TRIP TRIP
NOW WATCH ME MAYMAY
>>
>>145142796
Do you kiss?
>>
>>145143657
>reddit-mods still banning for 3 days like good goycucks
love this literally ebin meeem
>>
>>145142436
>winning on ct inferno
>other team calls hacks on teammates
>ask if he has hacks
>yea dude I'm totally walling
>2 spergs on our team start complaining the "win won't count"
>both teamkill 3 of us until they get cooldowns
>lose 5v3
>no one was hacking
Surreal experience
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>>145143779
Whatever you do don't give any negative feedback anon, they don't seem to like it
>>
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>>145141707
t-thanks
umm
>>
It goes 1 glock 2 glocks 3 glocks 4
Left em tied to the mother fucking floor
Hit em hit em for the same shit I just had delivered
I aint a cocaine cowboy I'm an Indian giver
Gimme back my dope bitch
Gimme back my dope
Gimme back my dope bitch
Gimme back my dope
>>
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>>145144423
lmao i love naruto too what school do you go to?
lol staying up late my mom doesnt even know #rebel
>>
>1100 hours
>90% of time has been spent in casual
>only SEM
anyone know this feel
>>
Hypothetically would you guys rather have a knife with a better skin but worse animation, or a knife with a better animation but worse skin?
And more specifically, would you rather have a vanilla M9 bayonet or a Karambit ultraviolet BS (least-shitty looking karambit skin for $160 or so)?
>>
>>145144909
whats wrong with you?
>>
>>145145737
>karambit
>better animation
Get yourself a nice regular bayonet
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>>145146607
The regular Bayo used to be my favorite animation but I used it for a few months and got sick of it. Same thing happened with the Butterfly.
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>>145146698
>butterfly
sick of it after 0 months lmao
get another bayo with a different skin u pleb
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>>145146776
IDK man not feeling it...
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>>145146815
IDK (I do know) ur a pleb
At least don't get a poorfag karmemebit
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>>145146890
*grabs you by the collar*
the karambit spins around your finger it is a great knife NO MATTER the skin you piece of shit
>>
>>145146969
Like how ur boipucci spins on my dick homo
karmemebit is literally readit the knife enjoy watching meatspin every time you want to go fast gaylord
fuck off moot this aint spam
>>
>>145145604
I spent about 400 hours in casual, arms race, demolition and DM before going into MM
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>>145145737
who care..
>>
>just found out sticker capsules are worth like 3$
Who knows how many these I deleted when they used to be worth 1 cent wtf when they got so expensive
Just sold a few I had left and got enough to buy a pin capsule
>>
>>145148227
just went to check senpai. One of thems worth fucking six.
>>
Is the group second out for good in eleague?
>>
i wish overwatch showed ranks
it would be easier to make sense of plays if i had an understanding of the ranks of everyone besides the suspect
>>
Need help with 3 gemini missons
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198098453426/
add me please
>>
>>145143657
when the fuck does /a/ have these eva discussions? every time i see a thread on there it's just weapons grade shitposting
>>
>>145143657
you never told me if you still hate me
>>
>>145148227
>tfw just emptied out my entire inventory and made $80
WOW
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>>145149160
Maybe that's cause you're itt
btw I'm pic related's cute successor
>>145149996
What race are you?
>>
>>145150826
caucasian
>>
>>145150910
Like every other person on the south american continent claims
Where were you born? Where do you live? How old are you?
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>>145151209
>a caucasian Argentine
and I'm an Indian that shits in a toilet
Do you believe lg cheats?
>>
>>145151403
>Do you believe lg cheats?
no
>>
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Why aren't there any bows/swords/swordbows in the game yet???
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>>145151506
Ok I dislike you then
The only way they could beat our guys is by hacking end of discussion
But not as much as I dislike >>145151508
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>>145151209
>argentina
>white
oh well, rrrrr is our twink
>>
>>145150823
Just fuck my shit up hat myslef for deleting capsules now ;_; gonna check my alt I didn't play in forever to see if I got some there or maybe jew out my friends before they realise they aren't worthless
>>
>>
>>145151596
As hard as I'd trash his boipucci he's no Dezly and never will be
>>
>>145151926
I agree, but for now, rrrrr is our twink.
what happened to Dezly anyways?
>>
>>145152210
Overwatch happened
>>
>>145152308
of course, fucking overwatch
>>
Will JDM+Pimp make Liquid a consistent top 10 team and NA's consistent top team?
>>
>>145152479
>+Pimp
?
>>
>>145152581
JDM is replacing Koosta and will play for Liquid at the major. Pimp is replacing s1mple after the major (s1mple is only standing in for two events).
>>
>>145152637
damn, jdm can be an excellent awper when motivated, pimp has gotten really good as of late.
I laughed when I saw that +s1mple -adren, even if it is for the 2 majors.
>>
What bayo skin should I get magog?
Thinking vanilla, blue steel or damascus steel
>>
>>145152834
blue steel
>>
>>145152821
JDM is a way better AWPer than the overhyped piece of shit that is Koosta.
It legitimately pisses me off that Moses (and then Richard) jumped on a hype train for absolutely no reason. Koosta had good performances against Tier 2 NA teams (Tier 3 or 4 world). There was no good reason to ride his dick for as long as they did. Good riddance.
>>
>>145153193
couldn't agree more.
NME was good because they ran strats against pug teams. I remember someone mentioning that koosta would be better if liquid let him do what he did when he was on NME, and he was corrected immediately, liquid did allow him to do whatever he wanted. koosta was a poor version of JW during those premiere days
>>
>>145153565
>I remember someone mentioning that koosta would be better if liquid let him do what he did when he was on NME, and he was corrected immediately, liquid did allow him to do whatever he wanted.
Yep. Hiko himself stated that Koosta is given "a lot of freedom" and that "sometimes we tell him to just do what you want this round and get a kill."
Koosta is just bad right now. Maybe when he goes to CLG they'll be able to help him grow as a player, or maybe he's near his ceiling. Either way, JDM>Koosta.
>>
>>145153721
I feel like Koosta is a bit afraid that if he dies doing JW stuff trying to get a pick, losing the awp and losing the round for his team, he would be blamed, he needs more confidence. Maybe like you said, CLG might help him to grow.
I haven't seen him play because TL is ass, but how is his rifle skills?
>>
>>145153158
Aight offered a few people 90% of steam analyst in keys so now time to wait and see
>>
>>145154512
ok, I'll be waiting then
>>
>>145152834
Out of those, Damascus Steel.
>>
>>145152834
just buy a real knife and slit your throat retard
>>
>>145154570
Don't wait up the 3 people I offered are offline
>>145154728
I play on low shaders so it's not shiny or anything
>>145154981
Uhh it's illegal for me to do so and I'm planning on running my car in the garage anyway
>>
>>145155128
ok, what now then?
>>
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>>145155179
why don't you post pics of yourself?
>>
>>145155227
w-what!?
>>
>>145155179
post feet
>>
>>145155378
y-you're making me blush irl!
>>
>>145155128
illegal to buy a knife? literally which country is that cucked?
>>
>>145155423
:3
you're amongst friends ;)
>>
>>145155507
o-ok, if you say so.. I'll take one
>>
>>145155881
Cute!I want to lick you sole
>>
>>145155881
That aint yours lmao
>>
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>>145155881
fucking gross
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IMPORTANT POLL!!!!
https://www.strawpoll.me/10454179
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>>145155948
>>145155958
I knew this was a bad idea ;_;
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>>145156024
noooooooooooo. Post more!!
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>>145155881
would let you rub my dick with them tbf
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>>145156024
Its not that, its just not your feet lol
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>>145156051
this
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>>145156024
No one has responded to my trade offers yet, need more pics
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>>145156336
>>145155881
Thanks for the exif data, you annoying underaged faggot.
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>>145156470
rrrrr is 19!
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>>145156532
rrrrrr is 15.
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filtered
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>>145156336
Those are white feet for an Argentine, sure you're not from the Falklands therefore British?
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>>145156886
yes, I'm from Buenos Aires as I said before
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>>145156689
Are you calling rrrrr a liar????
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>>145156949
Is 6.5 inches good enough for you?
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>>145157085
m-maybe
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>>145157115
Don't play with my heart rrrrr I need to know I'll be able to provide for you if this is going to work
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>>145157242
Post Dezly's feet so the thread can compare
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>>145157210yes
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>>145157332
>that size
>those toenails
>that red mark wtf
Its no contest desu
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>>145157296
Ok I told you about mine you tell me about yours
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>>145157527
mine's 7 inches
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>>145157564
no way
you literally cannot have a bigger dick than me
this isn't how this works
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>>145157642
s-sorry?
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New thread
>>145157775
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>>145157672
We'll just have to lock it up until it shrinks I guess
We can make this work bby
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wow rude janny removed the new thread wth
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>>145158029
*stands outside your window with beatbox
*plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWIxj4JDtEE
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New new thread
>>145158754
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