/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station General

AW FUCK I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE "LAST TIME ON" PART
Just kidding, I don't care

>>145045426
I forgive you, bb.

kayahi is mai husbando

a proper ' last time '

>hippie vs bay; the shitfit of the century
>redtide gets mad that someone doesn't play exactly to his beliefs
>misc shitposting
>carshalash doesn't understand what rules are, spergs out, slowly becoming Yahir 2.0

Catbeasts are people too!

How do I not get bored halfway through a round? I always run out of work then wander around being a nuisance until an admin gets bored and destroys everything

admins get on

remove cancer aka waifu's

>>145045348
This is a good thread, thank you, OP

Not saying it can't be improved but I appreciate you made an OP that wasn't god damn shite. Thanks again.

Why are there so many goddamn 'chicks'

And why are they all low-test stutterfaggots who kill people for saying mean things to them

>>145046360
Thanks anon, I rushed it a bit to beat the waifushits. At least I remembered the [Embed]s

>>145045348
>Last time:
>100 singulooses

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Catbeast waifus when?

>>145046625
>my fursona is an alien so I'm not a furry

>>145046714
said no one ever
I hope

>>145046475
they want attention anon.
Why else would you play as a grill.

what race started with a hardsuit? cause nearly every one of my deaths can be attributed to air or lack there of in all of my rounds.

>>145046714
Worst part are they pushing their disgusting scootaloos now.
At the very least they won't be a non-antag roundstart race.

>>145045887
Make your own fun.

>>145047161
powergame as silicon or engineer

>>145046625
Ashe is part catbeast

Does that make Felicity s crazy cat lady?

>>145047161
Plasmamen and vox do.
But vox actually get "softsuits" since they can be folded in backpacks and have zero damage protection whatsoever while slowing them down. Plasmamen get no slowdown.

Greys can also get a shitty space suit for 100 credits at cargo.

Has anyone done the math? Which is faster at cooling gas, stacked thermal plates or stacked heat exchange pipes?

>>145048161
>stacking, pointless

>>145048198
>pointless
Since when?

>>145048059
whelp my net decided to fire a round into itself so I couldn't stay for whole round. But how often does a plasma-man need to fill his tank? Like is it possible for me to take off my gear or switch it out, or will i just combust the moment I shake a little?

>>145045567
Is he the barkeep? If so, he's one of the two birds I like. All others will hang.

>>145048775
yes he is

he is the best birb

kayahi is gay for that one really drunk bird

>>145048840
Drunk bird?

>>145048775
Vox barkeepers are awful, they are more touchie they catbeasts ones on rp servers. Probably because they are as much a furry as those people.

>>145048891
i don't remember his name

they were so perfect together though

>>145048775
Who's the second one?

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>When you get killed by another cargo-bro.

Bad form mate, bad form.

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>first round as ling
>wait a bit till i have weapons from cargonia
>find some sec guy
>mute+stun baton
>double click kill
>think that extracts the dna
>borg comes and beats my ass
>get out of brig later
>can't find anybody and shuttle is coming
>have to go to quartermaster
>mute+stun baton
>mute doesn't last long
>forget to remove headset
>same borg beating my ass
well at least i know what to do next time
>>145049169
i wasn't even a human :^)

>>145047617

yes

>>145048930
The bar keep bird I'm talking about is pretty chill. Doesn't mind being referred to solely as "bird" or "that barkeep bird" and actually does his job well, something I can't say about most people who play birds

>>145048983
The guy that used to play DAMIEN DEBRIS plays him, I don't know the name because I don't remember bird names. But he's funny despite being a memester. Our conflicts have led to much fun.

>>145047617
I can only hope a human raped a catbeast and not the other way around

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>tfw eating other lings

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>two steps behind the antags the whole round
>only three Security personnel including one Asimov secborg
>have to call the shuttle because Medbay couldn't cure a virus that was turning everyone into retarded vox

>all the antags still failed

>>145049319
People should do it more often.

>>145049391
the lings turned on each other

>>145048283
always, you don't need that much cooling ever

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>>145045567
>mfw I though Kayahi was a chick because of the name and the lack of telling through pressure suits.

>>145048161
They should work the same.

>>145049467
Unless of course you want to fill more than 1500 kPa of 7 K plasma in under 30 minutes then it really helps.

>>145045679
>>carshalash doesn't understand what rules are, spergs out, slowly becoming Yahir 2.0
Funny, because he too plays a grayy

>>145049608
>using kPa as a measure of amount of gas

I hate you.

>>145049761
>mols being a meaningful quantifier when cooling plasma en mass for the purposes of power production

OH I WISH IT WASN'T 3AM I WANT TO GET IN A PIPE ARGUMENT WITH YOU

GOODNIGHT YOU FUCKING PIPE FIEND

>>145049845
GOODNIGHT MY FELLOW PIPEFUCKER

MAY YOUR DREAMS BE PLENTY PRESSURIZED AND PLASMA FREE

>>145049391
To be fair, all members of medbay were pretty new.

Sorry on behalf of medbay.

Forced body and name? I'm sick and tired of these staticnamers

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>yfw someone allows something other than oxygen to get into an oxygen canister

>he doesn't set up an automated filter and mixer system to waste to harvest any salvageable air from waste

I know what my next atmos project will be.

>>145051086
Yes, we should have randsomname, randomgender, and randombody for metaclub testing.

I embrace our pink haired ganguro overlords.

>>145051086
When you come up with a legitimate reason other than 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DUN WIKE ARPEE', Foster.

>>145051342
that already exists....

>>145051474
Tired of seeing the same people be antags every round.

Enough of a reason?

>>145051734
That's not a reason at all, and even then, what the fuck would making them randomname accomplish? Are you fucking retarded?

>>145051657
I'm not talking about the existing filter system, especially because it's shit as is.

I'm talking about something that brings oxygen and nitrogen to room temp and sends it into a canister.

>>145051690
where do you think you are?

Y'know, Felicity isn't half bad. Why does she just hang around Ashe if she knows how to fix most problems?

Who would have thought the clown wanted that B&E crate for CRIMES?!?!

>>145049601
You know
If you examine someone, it says their gender

>>145051690
Does ERP count?

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I'm on the test server, trying to figure out a minimum viable setup for the SME, and shit is just not working.

>>145048840
I thought the meme was that he was gay for me, not the other way around

Anyway, that vox (Tikicha I think was the name) was played by Freak, A.K.A. Sergei, so he's not coming back any time soon

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>>145042295
>>145042369
Link to the bug report on github

>>144985486
This. I'll just sit in a nearby disposal, prime a banger, hop out then shotgun their traitorous head off. If you need an implant to do your fucking job I'm getting a new employee

>>145043903
It's Zach 'AI's rogue for not letting the grey into its upload when it orders it to' Hensha. Carsh is a fucking retard when it comes to anything silicon.

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>>145052231
They're meta lesbo

>>145052906
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT IT'S IN KELVIN

THE GAS SCANNER HAD ME THINKING IN CELSIUS

>>145051857
too much work

you'd need both a heater and cooler connected to it and a plasma flood would ruin it, a cooler can't cool air fast enough

What is the best way to steal Felicity from Ashe? Asking for a friend.

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>>145047161
no. Nearly every one of your deaths can be attributed to a bomb or the complete lack of ability to accept responsibility

>>145048161
I think in the code H/E pipes radiates slightly faster ever since baldman improved them. In my personal experience, they get stuck below their max temp a lot so I always try to have a decent amount of thermal plates.

With pipe layers it's become a moot point. If you're tight on space, layer thermal plates of H/E pipes.

>>145049608
>>145049845
>>145049939
But you don't even need that much. It's roughly 1190 mols to fill a tank at 7.15k which is roughly 60-70 kpa in a portapump depending on if you use layer manifolds and other shit. A canister has roughly 1847 mol. And in their average uses, the rad collector puts out near or over 1mw per tank. There's even only I think like 22 roundstart rad collectors for oh well shit ~1453 mol. Still. Only need a mw to power shit outside of power autism to try and reach a GW with 40 collectors and 9 shards in an H/E+thermal 100% oxygen chamber with prism and mirrored emtiters. And despite its effectiveness as fighting fires, chilled plasma is not a recommended firefighting tool nor will you use pure plasma in such quantities for burning out xenos or space vines.

At least we got pipe layers finally

>>145051175
>tfw you forget to replace a pipe and pump after using it and a little of the plasma and oxygen of a different ratio contaminate your canister and you don't have the spare gas to redo it

>>145051857
If you're a mommi you can layer manifolds and bent pipes to solidly fill an A/C room with freezers and heaters with T3 stock parts. You could also simply hook T3 freezers into a cold loop of plasma set to 0C and run the waste through 6 or 7 TEG's to try and step it down to a reasonable temp

>>145054089
Wait until Ashe isn't online and then play using your character that's identical to her, do the same for Felicity

>>145052389
Non binary genders and wardrobes from Bay when?

>>145054351

You just gave me an idea. I know what I am doing next time I am a ling.

>>145054524
>High pop ling round
>6 different Ashe Mallorys' all taking turns on Felicity
Get the fuck in here drawfags

>>145052906
Go put plasma cans into the TEG cold loop whenever you have a moment or have someone else

Go to the tank controller and turn off the vent siphon then go replace it with a siphon scrubber or O2+N2 scrubber

Go pipe the freezer to the two junction+H/E pipe stubs in space

Turn the freezers on and put 2 canisters of oxygen and 1 nitrogen in the freezers.

Remove the waste canister and pipe it down with a layer manifold of passive vents on the rwall directly south of the south emitter. Reconfigure it to scrub plasma and CO2

Go grab a portapump. Flip the pump on the teg cold loop and eyeball the temp. If it's still dropping go put the shard in the sme. If it's either stuck or bottomed out, start pumping into the portapump

On your way back, grab a scrubber. Fill the tanks with what you got

Go put them in the rad collectors and emitter the shard open and turn the freezer vent on

Wire to grid

bam, couple MW charging apc's in ~16 min. Faster if you have someone help handle the plasma, emptying tanks, and grabbing the pump/scrub.

>>145054524
If they play together so much, they really should be able to tell if they're speaking with an impostor
But I guess maybe not

>>145054654
Oh and sorry, thought it was implied, turn off the emitters once they open the crate. You get plenty of power solely from the oxygen reaction. If it ever starts running away from you, put another canister of N2 in. It shouldn't but some dickbutt could have energized it too high while you were out or simply the round went too long

>>145054654
>emitter the shard open
what

>>145054675
>He hasn't been spectating them long enough to know exactly how they talk and act to each other
You're making me blush

>>145054783
you can emitter the shard's crate open instead of risking it moving when you open the door which also avoids wasting your cooled gas.

>>145054832
Well no, I haven't spectated them at all, in fact
But I have experience with how bad people usually are at pretending to be someone else

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>>145054654
Huh. I'll have to parse this and try it out, turns out I'd fucked up and was thinking of temperatures in Celsius instead of Kelvin ( >>145053881 )

Turns out it's steady, so I'm going to start removing bits.

>Next ling round Ashe and Felicity are just gonna bail on each other out of paranoia
I can't wait

>>145054986
literally don't need that much cooling

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>>145054089
Don't fall for it, my dude

>>145054986
You don't need any of the extra space cooling shit if you're not going for power autism. The stubs and the freezers do enough The oxygen present provides enough power with cooled tanks in the collectors and removing the vent siphon also deals with filter bullshit. If you're not getting enough cooled gas back in, wrench the freezer vent twice so you can just disable pressure checks to get it to go faster.

It's a step by step thing, what are you needing to parse?

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Walk with courage

>http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
> Immediately suiciding with a water potas bomb after roundstart in the library. This killed several people from depressurization and left a hole in the station that was still present at the time of writing ten minutes later. Do not breach the station in a suicide attempt. I might have warned you but blowing a hole and logging out is in the "never ever ever" territory along with random murders.
>only a day

Wew this is fucking ridiculous.

>>145055259
Long bans just breed ban evaders while short ones help correct their behavior with a much higher success rate. It's in their records and if it becomes a persistent problem they get the door. We've learned this from experience. Something an angry child like you lacks.

>>145055372
Personally (and I'm a different person from the one you quoted), I would've gone with three days
But it doesn't really matter, as long as it works

>>145054089
Do not fall for the waifu meme

It is a dark path with a bright, sparkley entrance that leads straight into a pit of magma, and even if you regain your sanity after falling into the magma, you will never live down the cringy shit you did whilst walking that path

Don't fucking do it man

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It's a B O O T Y W I Z A R D round

>Grow high quality chilis
>Grind them up
>Slam down a couple hundred units of oil
>Don't burn to death as my innards are consumed by hellfire
Remember when sphess was great?

>>145056529
>It is a dark path with a bright, sparkley entrance that leads straight into a pit of magma
Don't worry, I got a condom to not catch any STDs.

>>145056709
I remember almost dying after eating an enchils too hot

>>145057386
After eating an enchilada that was too hot*

Fuck I'm tired

>>145057475
I remember dieing after eating an echidna

>>145057515
too hot

fucking fuck

>>145057607
ICK OCK BAN HE

t. painmin

>>145057714
I quit. You fucking manchildren.
t. painmin

>>145057895
How fucking dare you try to tell me to take it easy, I quit.

>>145058368
You're a fucking toe the line shitter. Fuck you Im done with this shit

t.painmin

I heard pull requests only merge the latest commit so you don't have to keep tidying that shit up now, is that so?

>>145059829
Yes, github added an OPTION to have all commits combined into one when committing and we immediately adopted it for all PRs.

>tell a fag he's going to quit because he's obviously a burnt out cynical prick
>he bans me
>then he quits
top lol
cya mredge666

>>145059920
what your ckey?

>>145059887
nice, I've been 'redo last commit'ing and force pushing to keep it neat and tidy, no more!
shame I can't fix my first few PRs where i merged instead of rebased, but they're part of history now, oh well.

>>145059920
well i am not surprised

>>145060041
vladorf

Critted a guy for "being a jerkface", yet wouldnt tell me what he was doing. He died very quickly afterwards from blood loss. Tried to justify it with things that happened AFTER the incident. Nope. Completely unrepentant in ahelps. With your history, you can have a month off. And no, you wont be buying this off with attempts at mapping.

you are an idiot tho

>>145060041
kingston

>>145060041
killete

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>megapear appealed

FINALLY

H I P P I E
I
P
P
I
E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z17VwVBeog

Has anyone here ever played as the abductor antagonist on TG?

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http://pastebin.com/0hp6z78C

>>145061214
He does have a point with that last one

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>>145061214

>I left
>there are no quality waifus any more
Coincidence? I think not.

>>145063331
Who are you? Shitalus?

>>145063657
You guys lumped us two together fairly often for sure but nope

>>145063331
who are you?

>Be Geneticist
>Dead catbeast brought to medbay
>Clone it, other guy at medbay is unsure about cloning a catbeast but I have faith in it
>Cat faggot attacks me so we kill it
>Put it in a monkeyman body and clone it again
>Attacks people again
>Lock it in the DNA fucker-upper then change it back into a regular monkey
>Let it out and it's still being a faggot
>Use my mutant powers to eat it alive
What de fug

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>>145063847
Me on the left

>>145063909
he was shitter and was catbeasted rightfully

>>145063909
It's john cooper. He nonantag griffs ALL THE TIME in late night lowpop. In the 6 hour away mission round last week he was doing the same fuel spraying shit. Later in the round he stole caps shit, the laser and was shooting up the place on the janicart. Everyone figured he was antag but it turned out he was just a griefer.

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>impromptu captain for like an hour and a half
>actual captain comes onto station and walks up to me with two e-guns and demands I give up the spare
>blob sector, three appear
>kill two, not armed well enough for third
>ask captain for help
>blob is taking over xenobio
>one guy dies setting up the emitters
>beg captain for help
>he's braindead in his office
>this is five minutes after he arrives and demands the spare

>>145064053
he wasn't an antag that round? That faggot was the source of all my anguish as i couldn't pry the fucking tiles up to lay cable because he pissed fuel everywhere and had to alt click each and every fucking tile?
I probably could've ahelped that fucker had i known.

>>145064343
He wasn/t then I forgot what day it was. find the logs and ban request

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>friendly antags

>>145064486
I got auto-traitor'd as the shuttle got called so I didn't exactly have a lot of time to ruin the game for everyone

http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artificial-intelligence-revolution-2.html

Tl;dr
> asimov a shit
>other laws as well
>remove silicon

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>Join as scientist
>Want to do xenobio
>Walk in
>Igor has once again shitted up xenobio by putting a bunch of fucking RND machines into the lab and has a bunch of slimes out of their pens, the whole lab being a fucking mess
>Decide to make bombs for mining because there are no miners
>Call a engineer fat after he kept following me
>threatens to beat me with a toolbox
>I throw a bomb he knows I'm obviously not going to detonate
>he disarms me, steals my stuff and hands it to some random guy
>Really wanted to press the send signal button
>Walking around looking for food
>The chef is a literal retard
>Get stun by beepsky for being unknown (I didn't realize I had my ID in my pocket)
Honestly this shit needs to be reworked, beepsky should ask for identification and if the ID isn't flashed in 10 seconds or the person runs away beepsky goes after them
>Shitter botanist forcefeeds me something that makes me go to sleep
>Get succ'd by vamp
>Go back to science
>only two TTV left

>>145052231
>isn't half bad
>walks away from a malf ai that can't shunt

>>145064824
Not sure if bay or TG

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>player has potential
>fucks it up and becomes a greytiding shitter within a week

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>>145065508
>suiciding with a small explosion is just as bad as NON-ANTAG MURDER VIA SPACING, ALSO ATTEMPTED MURDER SECONDS LATER

>>145065508
Welcome to /v/ players. Remind me to look up john cooper's ckey some time. The griefing shitter probably got permad from tg judging from his attitude

>>145065508
Sandy why ;_; I thought you were cool

>>145065508
>player has potential
no it's just you waifufags that are delusional

>>145065906
Yeah, that's true.

>See her playing detective for the first time
>Offer her tips on what to do
>Completely ignores me

>>145065960
Fuck off Naomi, you insufferable cunt

>>145066253
If you're sandy you could've just told me you didn't want any help.

If you're not what the hell have I done to you?

Most abusive sec officer coming through, ready to swirly some clowns in two hours

>>145066318
Sorry I just wanted you to notice me. I like you Naomi, keep up the good work

>>145066615
Hi Nick

>>145066749
I'm not a fan of you reverse shitposting to get my attention. What's your static so I can metagrudge you?

>>145066802
You known I can't say that in front of everyone. What I can tell you is that you often indirectly help me by doing your job

>>145065484
It was on vg

>>145066749
>Nick
Implying I am not Beefslap "Janicart and Ddrill" Manpecs

>>145067131
>pick professional powergamer as job
>get mad autist spot is already taken
>make bombs for notshuttlegriff
>throw bomb at someone's feet
>get robusted for it
>get beepsky stunned because I did not put my ID in the ID slot where it belongs
>bored botanist feeds me reishi
>I don't ahelp
>die because of bad luck
>get assblasted other powergamers took MY spot in toxins while I was busy
>post in thread

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>>145067176
I can't wait to be abused by you~

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>>145056594
polymorph spell when?

>>145065659
I ain't done nothing that was not deserved to be done.

And I actually only really played 3 games in tg, my first ones where I could barely even use stuff. Rest is here. Fuck wizards and clowns.

>>145061173
anyone?

¡¡¡IMPORTANT FEATURE REQUEST!!!

a little button in the RD room that opens the two doors leading into the science hallway so you can let the miners in, and so they can let themselves out

>>145067103
im glad i make you happy :3

>>145068009
Actually, second idea, as well

When you're ghosting and a role opens up, like borer egg or pAI or something, every single role asks you if you want to go through with the role except for posibrains, which just automatically select you if you don't say no. It's happened like twice now where I'm observing, not wanting to play, but I get sucked into a posibrain and borged when I'm getting a drink or something. It also happens all the time where I activate a posibrain and the guy isn't there and so I just have a posibrain/borg I can't do anything with sitting there for like a half hour. Why not have it be like the rest where you have to actually accept the request instead of clicking to opt out?

>>145067448
>pick professional powergamer as job
Since when do people pick xenobiology for powergaming? Do you honestly believe someone is going to wait 30-45 minutes for a green slime so they can use the toxin so gold core monsters won't kill them?

>get mad autist spot is already taken
I think you might be Igor, because I doubt many people believe that there isn't a difference between a favorite spot being taken and someone completely shitting up the lab for no discernible reason outside some autistic need for efficiency despite hampering other people's work.

>make bombs for notshuttlegriff
So the only time you make bombs is if you're going to grief or traitor? You've never made bombs for mining purposes? Do you enjoy spending the time mining? I don't and if I'm not playing xenoarch the only reason for me to go to the roid is to blow it up

>throw bomb at someone's feet
>get robusted for it
You're absolutely right, I shouldn't have thrown a bomb because that was extreme but the person wouldn't leave me alone because they're idea of playing engineer is walking into someone's job and tableing them 5 minutes after they've left them alone

>get beepsky stunned because I did not put my ID in the ID slot where it belongs
I was trying message the guy who took my bag (hyperzine pills were in a box) so I accidentally put in my pocket rather than my id slot, there's literally no reason not to want an identification timer, what if someone decides to steal your shit because beepsky tazed you? I remember one time where I took my pda out of the ID slot then I got stun for being unknown.

>I don't ahelp
I didn't ahelp because I didn't die and I t

>>get assblasted other powergamers took MY spot in toxins while I was busy
Either I didn't tell the story properly or you're really bad when it comes to reading, I made bombs, there were only two TTV left, and I wasn't about to go bomb-mining with TTVs and spend the rest of the time with a pickaxe

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>make like 60 creatine pills with purpose of keeping myself hulked 24/7
>take 26 unit pill
>then take 1 unit pill when I'm at 25.5 units
>explode few seconds later
>I didn't go over 27

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>tfw CE

I'm sorry Mateo :(

>>145069532
It's alright I was getting sick of waiting for the grey slimes to split into a purple one so I just killed myself when I got two grey ones and two blue ones after forty fucking five minutes of splitting.
Sorry for telling you to go away, I have a habit of treating workplaces with no one else in them as my personal autism fort

>>145049316
It's funnier than that

>Adminbus is put into fifth gear
>There's a full blown alien saucer, abducting people
>They get Ashe via telesci-ing a MMI she was holding at the time
>Begin invasive surgery
>Replace her head with a catbeasts, her hair still the same orange locks
>Then they send her back to a surprised crew, minus all the money on her PDA

>>145067893
You also shoot mommis so it's clear you're a dick.
If you don't want something fixed use your words.

>you will never be in the GSG-SS13 metaclub

>>145069814
Take 4 greys from the first two grey splits and grow 1 in each pen. You can also use the entrance and xenobio maint for up to 8 splits which really bangs it out.

>>145070326
I dunno if they even still play anything. Can always shit at Arthur and Celt about EUIV and stuff, though.

>>145069967
Wait, when did I do that?

>It's another icantthinkofanameritenow trying to code his butthurt away episode
Just fucking kill me. It's already getting shit as hell in blob and xenos. Especially when cargo gets rolled from the start.

>>145070902
I am referring specifically to john cooper so if thats sandy then ignore me.
During the 6 hours round at the HoP line, clearly blue eyed and doing repairs; almost killed me.

>>145071204
Ahelp it. I'm 90% sure he's a griefer who came from elsewhere after getting permabanned. All he does every round is toe the line and nonantag griff.

>>145071204
I am John Cooper, i likely did that on the first few rounds since I didn't even know what a MoMMI was, apologies mate.

>>145067980
Yes.

>>145071851
Why do you spray welderfuel, shoot people, and just generally be a griefing piece of shit as nonantag?

>>145063959
worst min, worst husbando, worst doctor? what are you doing here?

>>145071282
I really am just roleplaying as a mad priest, can you blame me for going apeshit on wizards, burn shit down in purifying fire or if I always end up being useless even when there is a fucking vampire around.

Im a assistant with a pocket toolbox that hates vampires and that's about it. Check my shit in tg and every other station, feel free to do so pal. Im not skilled enough so far to do atmos or anything more complex, id be a absolute bastard of a shitcurity, and id probly fuck up being the Captain or the HoP since I don't even know how to do medical yet. Would you rather rounds to be completely uneventful and boring as fuck with mostly nothing going on most of the shift?

>>145072590
That time I was just some greytide trying to be wacky. If you yourself had acess to the janicart, could break into the captains office, make a 1 liner on the main coms machine, could give yourself full acess and just roam around being a nuisance, wouldn't you? not like I actually hit anyone, I was firing at windows I knew nobody was behind.

>>145068684
Didn't even play that round senpai.
Afaik you can't sign up as xenobio specifically, only as science. Which most people use for code green combat gear and "just in case" personal combat mechs.
I don't know how Igor plays xenobio, I only know it's usually pleasant to work with him (as a miner). But imho Xenobio should be a solo job anyways. You could split the pens or something, but if it's already occupied you'd have to make each slime your friend or risk getting glomped. I tried making bombs for mining but they always refused. By the time a semi-good bomb is done so is mining. I do them for research occasionally, but sure as he'll not for "mining".
If someone fug with you 4noraisin, ahelp that shit. And the last part sounded like you were mad someone took the remaining TTVs while you were gone.
additional TTVs obtainable for nonantags when

>>145065508
Was she permabanned?

>>145074070
day ban.

But still, to so quickly turn to shitterly is depressing to see

>>145072805
>>145073007
Yes I would. stop fucking greytiding. It's plenty eventful already for those of us who aren't greifing wastes of space

>>145073469
When you write up a supply request form for a reasonable amount of ttv's after having tested all of yours, got a head stamp, and fax it to centcomm
I've done it a couple times

>>145073469
click the scientist title which is underlined and blue to set alt-titles.

>>145074142
Ah fine then. Tell me what to do as a Chaplain then, since I got nothing to do. Hell, tell me something productive to do in general, WHAT, do I just become a carbom MoMMI and fix shit?

>>145065508
Sandy was a fucking nigger, lubing up bus as non antag multiple times and then being like "WHATS WRONG WITH IT X D" when all busses had no pressure and people were literally dying from zas and forced into slip locks

Anyone have something that teaches me the basics after getting off the arrival ship as a grey or should I just pick a job and try to learn through that?

>>145074124
If it's only once than o think there's still hope.

Maybe she didn't realize what she was doing.

Or maybe she's just a shitter

>>145074739
Just experiment interacting with machines and tools after reading the newbie guide on the wiki. Then if you learned the basics you can pick cargo or something to learn further. Don't be afraid to ask people to teach you the basics of a job like engineering, some people just pick it for the access and have little clue about the job themselves, but the veterans are always willing to teach you what they know.

>>145075067
Yeah I'm gonna have to do hands on learning. The wiki makes the controls clear but there are some things it kinda glosses over. I was deepthroating a gas mask tube for a while because I couldn't figure out how to get oxygen tanks to attach, not realizing it did so automatically

>>145074739
pick roboticist and build some borgs/robots/mechs
There's plenty to keep you occupied, not many people will hound you for things like you would as say a doctor or engineer, and there's a lot of experianced players to watch and talk to in science. It's also got everything you need to teach you about the mechanics of how items interact and how machines and computers work etc.

Don't pick cargo because you'll just be lumped with the other hopefuls trying to work out what you're doing and it's mostly told to new people to keep them out of other players minds. There's nothing to learn by dragging crates around.

Don't be afraid to talk to people, they wont judge. If they don't stick around to talk, they might just be busy or some catastrophe is happening off somewhere, it's not 'because you're new' so don't worry. If anything, if you talk and appear friendly you'll remove some doubt from their mind that you're out to kill them, rather than holding back and just silently being around them.

>>145074358
Still a scienist slot. It's just that, a different name. Just as Beekeeper will not keep me from planting/doing xenobot

>>145074246
>implying heads
>implying any heads present aren't out getting valids

>>145075454
You just need the stamp, didn't say anything about the heads themselves.
I don't think most of the people who play head roles on /vg/ even know they have a stamp to begin with

>>145074739
Go to a department that looks interesting and ask if you can work there, then get them to teach you how to do shit. Most people are surprisingly patient with new players (my first time as CE I had an admin, the AI, a doctor and two borgs walking me through setting up the singulo)

>tfw your first valid
What was her name, anon

>Unknown
>Dual Wielding ESwords
>Enters Botany through maint door
>Doesn't even manage to hit me before while the other botanist and me hatchet him down
Never gonna forget that one. Dude was so fucking unrobust

>>145074919
Water + potas suicide is never an accident. Like how does that even begin to happen?

>>145074739
Pick assistant or cargo for one round just to learn the controls, then go roboticist.

Honestly for any department not named security/command, have the wiki open and you'll be fine. Just a little slow to follow requests.

>>145074739
check who the heads are, talk with people from the departments you are interested in and ask them to teach you. Start as assistant and learn the basics, move to cargo tech for a (greytidish) job after you get used to it just play whatever

>>145076236
People don't always realise it can cause a breach. I've forced people to eat 50 unit sized pills without breaching the ground so it's likely not happened most of the time for other people either

>planned on sending nerd messages to Sandy today
>banned
you double nerd

>>145076765
C u c k

>>145076765
Literally admin-cucked
She will be mine tho

>>145077236
I am not looking for waifus anon

>>145074443
If you aren't gonna preach about a religion without having to grief to do so then don't pick chap.

You can pick any of the medbay, cargo or eng jobs or robotics/research and development to contribute positively to the round. You can also buy supplies from cargo as an assistant, get goggles and you can fill in with your medkits and toolbox of repair minerals. You can read the wiki guides, watch the videos, and even ask your crewmates and the AI for help if you need hands on shit. If they're busy early on once they finish their roundstart they're good to go.

Even then, you can just play in the civ dept and just not be a raging faggot to fucking everyone.

>>145075454
Then just get help from chief greytider to send the fax. If it's that bad, just pray or ahelp.

I can't help but feel I'd be better at this game without the quadruple digit lag.

>>145078890
It's usually not so bad up until someone drops the balls and begins going full Isis on the station

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You are under arrest.

>>145079076
There needs to be a camcorder item along with station TVs.

It could record audio and video in 3x3 radius, like the photo camera, and it could either stream live to station TVs or record to a tape.

Only full HD executions on camera would bring the genuine ISIS experience.

>>145080763
Pictures bigger than 3x3 lag the Serbia to duck. Video is undoable

>>145080763
And you should be able to behead people with a knife, if both of you don't move for like a full minute.

>>145081095
Streaming 3x3 live would be easy, it would be like a camera with a lowered FOV.

>>145080386
>Not the 4 riot shield version


>>145081095
Oh! Can you infodump on that? I was trying to find out what happened to being able to take 7x7 pictures with the camera for like a year now. I loved being able to do before/after specials on autism forts and repairs.

>>145081365
There's an adminspawn camera that can take up to 6x6 or something like that

>>145081478
Huh, I'll take a look at the map when I'm not on the phone and see if it was a special camera that got mapped in on some map. Thanks.

The aliens from Metal slug are now a playable race. What do they do? Are they antag? Do they have "Advantage/Disadvantages"?

I'd like to be a little squid thing just cleanin the halls

>>145080386
What if you had 4 double eswords? Are you immune to lasers?

>>145065508
kek whoops i did it in the library to make sure no one gets hurt but it looked like it blew up a wall or two

>>145081595
Adminspawn only

>>145082038
should be able to spawn one on the test serb.

Hoe did this whole meme if wanting to have sex with intigracy start?

>you will never fuck Eлизaвeтa

>>145082984
Someone said I want intigracy to tickle my cervix

How does praying work? I was floating through space a few rounds ago and thought about praying to the god of travel, adminbus for a ride to the station but I wasn't sure how

>>145083046
But why WHY
TELL ME ALL THE SECRETS

>>145083203
It's a more IC flavor way of adminhelping. If you word it interestingly enough an admin might actually answer.

>>145081676
You gave me false hope

>>145083321
>Follow Beesus Christ
>Use pray just to see "Bzzzz"
>Rewarded with bee chain gun

>>145083321
>>145083681
>ARE PEE
Fuck that gay shit homie

>>145083920
I can't read ARE PEE without heading fucking Vinny's voice in my head

>>145055165
>trying to be a cute girl
casuals
try being a cute bird

>>145083046
>>145083278
okay so people said for a long time they wanted to bounce on intigracy's trialmin dick
then he became trialmin and so did kammerjunk
people shitposted about trialmin dick bounces and about cervix tickling and even probe got in on it
then the memes were fused in the fires of mount thread

>>145084075
Do you wish to continue? Yes, or no?

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>>145080386
I like where this is going

>people who don't at least try to rp
>people who OOC in IC
>people who go out of their way to fuck with ARPEErs

This is why /vg/ is dying

>>145085627
You get an extra 10 minutes added to your timer for trying to (sexually) assault an officer of the law

>>145085367
My lizard has spit. It spit in your face.

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>Tfw want to play a martian but all these lewd fucks are obsessing about their tentecals and shit

Purge all the degemerates when?

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>>145053257
>Somebody saved my artwork
Yay.

anyone want to arrpee follow me please okay thank you

>>145085918
>want more non-antag aliens at round start
Purge yourself first.

>>145085738
there was some advertising which brought in you typical /v/ crowd
they also don't read the rules and are here for the wrong thing. i.e. CoD
and unsurprisingly, they're terrible toxic people. Who could have guessed.

>>145085950
Every time that shit happened I was incandescent with rage. It was just so fucked up how people can handle being told what in/out does and don't inj over cores/2 fuel.

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Gone With The Blastwave race when?

>>145086275
Grandpa go back to the asylum.

>>145086275
I mean I would fucking love to have Kriegers.

>Tfw want to play a tajaran but all these lewd fucks are obsessing about their fur and shit

Purge all the degemerates when?

So how do I make money for Cargo as QM?

It used to be shoving empty crates and plasma onto the supply shuttle and getting points in return, but now that doesn't work and kinda made the warehouse full of crates worthless

>>145086354
>have to breath a high CO2 content oxygen or they'll suffocate

>>145086419
We'll start with you.

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>>145086275
April Fools

>>145086419
Just pray to Skowron as a janitor and he'll make you one.
Then enjoy being lynched.

>>145086446
Go mine some blasma.
Or beg the miners to buy shit from the mining vendors.

>>145086446
The crates at least give you your startup money.

I don't know how it is on /vg/ but on /tg/ you end up having to be some kind of stock market autist, and everything else is mining etc.

On /tg/ you can also throw items into open - Note: OPEN - crates and send them back for bonus credits.

>>145086446
You get like 5 sheckels a crate.
You get the money at the smelter. Have the miners buy a gift card

What on christ's green earth have you done that uses more than 5000+~300 credits/cargo member?

>tfw want to play skrell but all these lewd fucks are obsessing about their slimy skin and shit

Purge all the degemerates when?

>tfw want to play a sergal but all these lewd fucks are obsessing about their slimy skin and shit

Purge all the degemerates when?

>Tfw want to play avali but all these lewd fucks won't code it and shit

Purge all the degemerates when?

>>145086916
>loli raptors

>tfw want to play a human but all these lewd fucks are obsessing about their soft skin and shit

>>tfw want to play a girl but all these lewd fucks obsessed about them and got females to whitelist-only

>Purge all the degemerates when?

One only can dream about this scenario.

>>145087085
Real talk i'd fuck a human.

>>145087110
>>>/trash/

>>145087110
YOURE NOT WELCOME HERE
POMF BAN THIS FAGGOT

>>145087110
these are the people we play with

>>145087110
What's your ckey, prepare to be banned.

>>145087110
Jesus christ does this thread degemerancy know no bounds?

>>145087110
Why are these people allowed on our fucking server

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>AI default screen is based off SHODAN
>malf AI in the mix
>Cyber Horrors added
>no option for AI to create the Many

How do we fix this? What about adding a 100CPU option to hack Sleepers to fill the case with nanites instead of healing gas?

Is Probe changing? I remember him being the nicest dude on the server with a tonne of patience.

Reading the forums is pretty funny, but you can kinda tell he's had enough of some people shit.

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>tfw want to play slime person but all these lewd fucks are obsessing about their futa cocks and shit.

Purge all the degemerates when?

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>>145080386
But I put signs down!

>>145087853
That's fucking genius

>>145088031
surgeon when?

And so another dank forced meme is born.

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>tfw no loli elf race
>you will never get a loli elf requesting stuff from cargo
>only for you to joke with them and ask if you want to help find mommy and daddy
>you will never jokingly fuck with them whenever possible, treating them as kids
time to learn code

>>145088276
No lolis allowed in space.
It's a dangerous environment.

>>145088408
Of course they only look like ones

Real talk, there's some polaris features we should steal.

-Loadout system for characters
-Communicators
-Their map

>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10490

Holy shit

>>145088276

I can't hear the term elf without getting tiggered by thought of the Elf King Conner and his shitty shoe laws. Please no elves on the station.

>>145088856
-Table climbing
-Being able to brute force cameras/walls/doors
-Ninja
-Void suits
-Attack animations
-Avali
-Docking controllers
-Randomly malfunctioning APCs
-Changeling
-Breaker boxes

I'M ANGRY

>>145089714
ANGRY ABOUT SPACE ELVES

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10415
You will soon be able to stuff plasmamen who act up in a paper thin suit so they can't break out of perma.

>>145086645
Surplus, my dude

>>145086916
The most fleshed out race with its own buildings and furniture and armor upgrades stopped being updated.

>>145084440
>you will never bounce on Intigracy's trialmin cock

feels bad man

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>get robusted in a shitty space game
>ruins my immersion and power fantasy
>open up issues and pull requests to punish players I don't like

No one will ever know!

>>145086075
Trust me dog, I was so fucking pissed off.
>Speed running SME set up so we don't have to use another engine
>Finishing up SME grabbing things from storage
>Engineer walks up to me and says that exact quotation
>BOOM
>All my hard work
>GONE
>My enthusiasm
>GONE
>Try to set up SME below cargo out in space
>Mime comes up to me in atmospheric hardsuit and emags my cover unlocked, no vents to crawl into, no where to really run and hide
>My heart isn't really into trying to run away anymore
>He had on an atmospheric hardsuit, I made some scrubbers in the plasma tank before this event for cooling off plasma
>Let me just connect this plasma cooler at 8E10 mols of plasma into distro though maintenance airlock
>Everybody died horribly, the end

>>145090668
hi killette

Is there some way to make the map show me what is where? Like, this is janitorial, this is robotics. Or do I just have to ask directions?

>>145089775
Now we just need one for the Vox.

>>145092005
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps
Its not labeled unfortunately but its not too challenging to recognize places by their contents.

>>145092005
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Locations
Purple is science
Red is sec
Orange is cargo
Blue is command
Green is med
Yellow is engineering

http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/#l=150,150,1;z=0.2
Just study all the maps

>>145092448
vox don't need one though, their tanks can go on their backs

>>145087853
Cause veegaystation is too terrible at space to be able to handle nanintes.

>>145087857
Imagine the worst people you've ever had to deal with in all your time in space. Now imagine having to deal with 3 to 5 of them a day.

>>145089598
Table climbing and attack animations are shit. Go back to your containment server with everyone else who has shit taste

>>145089842
Any given miner will make 6 times the money in all of the station's accounts in 30 minutes. Alternatively, go nigger the suit and go mine 25 plasma tiles for I think 5,000 credits. It's been a while.

>>145091032
That's why I don't play anything that matters anymore. My build brothers are all dead or broken. There's only disappointment and CoD deathmatch now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4qaCV2kWy4

>>145092005
Buy station map PDA app and mouse over airlocks

>>145092670
There is nothing wrong with being able to climb tables

>>145089598
>-Breaker boxes
Even on Polaris people think they're kinda dumb.

>>145092583
So can plasmamen?

>tfw we won't get the playable species from metal slug

>>145093078
but plasmamen actually need suits to not die

I am so so fucking sorry for you borer. You did not deserve my 1rst time fucking stupid ass traitor body to be your vessel.

Seriously, sorry dude.

>>145093284
wew

ICK OOC BAN HIS

>>145092768
Tell this to the chef fighting the shitter clown.
Why can't we gib the fucking clown now?

>>145093470
>chef puts down shutters
>chef calls for security
>chef takes advantage of stun time after moving onto a table to apply cleaver
>chef takes advantage of stun time after moving onto a table to push him and break some limbs

The map patcher is broken right now isn't it? It's finding changes in map files I didn't even touch and mangling the ones i did.

>>145072742
I dunno, just checking up and whatnot.
I'd contest these claims though tbqhwy.

>>145093669
Did you properly do the prepare/clean map shit?

>>145094101
yeah this isn't my first time working with it.
It seems to have not mangled it this time but it found changes in untouched maps and step 1 was run mere minutes ago.
I simply don't trust it anymore after what it did to my ministation rework.

>>145089598
>randomly malfunctioning APCs
>breaker boxes
Honestly this sounds neat to me. Would give an engineer who's not into engine-autisming and neither has a hullbreach to fix something to do now and then.

>>145093617
>chef puts down shutters
You mean for the whole round? Because otherwise you can't monitor the hallway 7/24
>chef calls for security
Sec caring about the shitty clown, ever.
>chef takes advantage of stun time
The clown slips you 3 times while you ask him to leave.

Table climbing is fucking retarded, stop defending that shit.

>>145094571
okay anonymous, I guess it's already bad enough anyone can get in by bashing the windoor a bit or breaking down the existing walls and tables with a welder and wrench xD

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>>145094891
I bet you are the shitter who breaks in chem at roundstart to make chloral for personal defense.

>>145094571
What is your opinion on the proposal to make assault rifles more expensive?

>>145095072
I don't powergame

i've been thinking about doing a ghlor gimmick as a clown
any ideas besides
>CAWW MY INTERNALS!
>FUCK OFF TRINITY I'LL JOB BRIGYOU 5EVER

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>>145095354

>>145094891
That at least requires tools and time.

>>145094571
This. If the clown is bullying you just kill him and burger him for it. I have real shit to do.

>>145094891
The first is noisy and takes about 15-20 hits. The second is noisy and generally takes more effort to get eye protection that the person cares about griff.

>>145095159
Not that guy, but swapping the tech level positioning and costs of the SMG and assault rifle would be an idea. Makes no sense for the weaker weapon to cost more and be less effective.

>>145095493
talk about getting your (ban)valids constantly

>>145096754
I'm not sure about how much damage the smg does but it can at least be tweaked and not fuck over the nuke ops smg with minimal changes, also the smg doesn't stun which makes it inferior imo

>>145096754
I'd not liking the move to where everything costs a lot of diamond. It generally ends up with someone coming in and spending like 15 sheets of diamond on stupid shit and bags of holding they don't need then we got nothing when a singuloose rolls through. Sec just absolutely ravages the lathe.

>>145096895
That's the point. The SMG is inferior to the assault rifle in every way, yet costs diamond to make both the weapon and the ammo.

>>145097160
oh wait I'm retarded I misread what you said sorry

>>145097160
Didn't it have a faster cooldown?

>>145096145
And get banned for it.

>>145097390
At the point it's problem bullying you're pretty good under castle law. I got a lot of burgering under my belt as chef/botanist.

>be tator
>try to open syndicate uplink
>it refuses to open even if i tried 10 times
>give up my hopes because emag is my clutch

>>145098137
Sometimes autotator bugs out and gives you two codes. Only one of them works properly.

>>145098137
More like crutch.

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> Mice invasion
> Shitloads of mice swarm my kitchen

WELCOME

TO MY MEAT EMPORIUM

>>145098213
How does that even make sense
You change up a gear with a clutch you don't do shit with a crutch

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>Learnt how2coolplasma

>>145098278
You rely on a crutch to support you.

>>145098242
i just wanted to live, you monster

>>145098278
Crutches let cripples hobble along at some capacity. They're still cripples.

>>145098278
you lean on a crutch because you can't do anything anyone else can without it