/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robot General

Dead Thread is Dead.

>>144975049
KDK hype complete, all the fucks with no impulse control back in the woodwork.

Question, if I get KDM but not the Kill does that even help my KDR?

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What is the objectively heaviest 'Mech?

Jesus christ these fucking retards should just go kill themselves

Didn't take many matches to remember why I haven't been playing for weeks.

>>144979182
What did he mean by this?

>>144979182
The Orca http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Orca

>>144979182
nothing is heavier than frolaytia's heavy objects

>>144976645
No

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Where were you during the liberation of Terra?

>>144980976
U-u-u-unity city.

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>>144971601
>No, Sion
??

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>>144979182
Obviously these objects arn't heavy enough.

>>144981278
>tfw still no real amounts of porn of her, let alone a proper doujin

I don't understand at all. Better change with comiket, I swear.

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I love Spudbuddy!

ded thred

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hmm really makes you think

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>>144986018
every time
>my soul when

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To tired to post yesterday but heres all my con winnings :) took second in the tourny and first in kill count. Thanks to everyone that showed up had a blast with everyone :)

>>144963630
Ember isn't strong due to quirks so I wouldn't worry about it suddenly becoming obsolete. It's above average and will probably stay that way.

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>>144987215
>>144987215
>>144987623
>>144987870
>someone other than me from /gerg/ went to A-kon
wew lad
You gonna be at A-fest later this year?

>>144979651

Orcas aren't canonical, as they were a literal joke build.

150 tons is the heaviest 'Mech currently in canon, which was produced at the end of the Jihad.

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Omega_(BattleMech)

>>144987623

>tournament literally won by That Guy

Wew lad.

>>144987719

The Oxide might get quirked down a bit, but being a Hero it's unlikely to get drastically nerfed as long as people are still into buying.

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Reminder that Brigador is officially out.

>>144990660
Is it supposed to look like xcom apocalypse?

>>144990660

that just looks like one of those old snes mechwarrior games but with a trendy retro-future style.

also its 20 dollars fuc that

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>>144991510
>>144991996

>>144992736

look man just cause its got a robot in it doesn't mean we're all gonna buy it.

>>144990660
>>144990660
>There is no way to save the game, restart or accumulate experience: the game must be completed in one sitting.

wut

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>>144993007
I don't give a fuck about what you buy, but the fact that you criticize it for its graphics probably means you're Kakos Kolos.

>>144993175
I'd criticize it for it's gameplay but I haven't tried it.
Anyway, don't get me wrong I think xcom apocalypse is kind of charming.

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>>144981278
I know its a damn shame.

>>144993175

it has nothing to do with the graphics. im saying the gameplay looks really archaic.

>>144995073
Nice post.

i wonder if MWO would ever include the Rifle weapons?

Since battletech (Videogame) is going to be set in the succession wars and in the periphery it will probably include them.

Heavy rifle has the range of an AC5 but does 9 damage, weighs 8 tons.
What does MWO do for ammo is it double? heavy rifle is 6 shots per ton in TT.

Medium rifle has a range of 450m and does 6 damage for a 5 ton weapon.

The light rifle would actually seem like a usable weapon for lights with ballistic slots, 3 tons, 3 damage range of 360m.

MWO couldnt really add Rocket launchers without fixing srms because otherwise they fit the same role really. (aside from rocket launcher pods being one shot items).

Rocket Launchers are unguided rockets with a wider spread than SRM's, single shot items.
RL10 fires 10 missiles that do 1 damage each with a 540 max range only weighs 0.5 tons though.
RL15 is 15 missiles, weighs 1 ton. 450 max range.
RL20, 20 missiles, weighs 1.5 tons, 360 max range.

>>144997295

They're in-timeline but not really used much outside the Periphery in TT, but that really shouldn't stop things.

Rifles do reduced damage vs. armor, though. If you matched that up with MWO's double armor, a light rifle deals 1.5 damage with a three-ton medium-range ballistic weapon (med 4.5, hvy 7.5).

Ammo is usually 50% more per ton for ballistics, so a heavy rifle would have 9 shots/ton.

>>145000687
removing the damage reduction and increasing ammunition would lead to them being a feisable weapon for lights i would think. 9shots/ton is kinda lame.

>>144997295
Rifles are so low tech not even SW mechs use them. It's too bad they have a -3 damage penalty for anything with a BAR of 9+, which is really total bull. So the heavy rifle deals a mere 6 damage to anything using standard armor / heavy industrial and above.

Too much spread would be bad for RLs. They could fill a niche role if they were *more* accurate than other missile weapons, firing in a relatively straight line with little spread but uses the Clan LRM launch sequence so the missile "beam" takes a while to fully hit the target. MRMs in the future can behave the same way.

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ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS

Game tonight at 6:30 PM PST, 9:30 PM EST. We are facing 201st. Please prepare yourselves comfortably.

ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS

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>>145002590

>>145001215

Remember they also do full damage to internals.

A heavy rifle deals more damage than an AC/5 to armor for the same tonnage and with the same reach, never mind what it does to internals. Higher heat and lower ammo/ton isn't unreasonable at all.

Consider that a pair of HRs will deal 15 damage at good range to armor for 16 tons and with only marginally less ammo than a Gauss. Yeah, it's more heat. It also isn't charge-and-fire or a single, massively fragile gun, plus it wrecks internals even better- 15 armor, 18 internal damage.

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Next GONK contract I'm gonna set to be IS unless someone beats me to the catch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXtHmnyA7hg

>>145002529

Do remember MWO doubles armor, which means halving the damage penalty to armor. Renders even a light rifle capable of dinging armor, unlike TT.

RLs should have a spread pattern of 5 rockets, firing repeatedly for larger RLs (15, 20).

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>>145002590
>inb4 kong loses again
If only Jackattack were still with us

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>>145005417
>kong loses again

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>>145005417
We've lost the last couple games due to extreme inexperience in the 8v8 arena and general lack of guidance and preparedness. For example:

>bringing a brawling deck and then tentatively sneaking around the map instead of pushing
My theory is that we're all terrified of the 12v12 environment where pushing into a team generally means you're a sacrificial lamb that gets hammered by 12 different large laser boats all at once. In an 8v8 setting where there is also a strict tonnage limit this problem is far less prevalent and makes brawling a real possibility, we just need to retrain our instincts from 2+ years of 12v12 poking fear. In reality what you're facing when you push against a team of laser pokers in an 8v8 game is a few large laser strikes from Grasshoppers and possibly IIC Hunchies, some cannonade from Kodiaks and that's ONLY if the entire enemy team is focusing one person - in which case the entire rest of YOUR team is right behind you ready to fuck shit up and bring hundreds of damage worth of SRMs to bare into the face of a rapidly overheating laserboat. Once you break the ranks of a poking team shit falls apart real fast, the issue is that we didn't and they ended up surrounding us and making our lives hell.

>bringing a poking deck and getting swarmed by shitters
We let them run to us without punishing them. The correct choice in this situation is to start rotating to a safe position and forcing the enemy team to stay exposed and unable to harass you as you keep dumping lasers in their face. Focusing damage also helps.


All in all our biggest problem is that we don't know when or how to move. In the past few losses we've always ended up getting confused and being corralled into some strange position that favors the enemy team, then spilling our spaghetti and eating shit. This is only really fixed by practicing more. I'm in contact with other teams for the purpose of arranging scrims so that we can get some decent practice under our belts.

>>145007581
does anyone have the team have any comp experience, in or out of mwo?

>>145007581

What are competitive dropdecks looking like, mostly?

What seems to be working best for you guys?

Also, yo, /gerg/. Vancouver's nice. No sign of Tina yet. I'll keep you posted.

>>145008168
Comp dropdecks are mostly meme mechs tailored to the specific map we're always playing on - Canyon Network. Generally it's something like:

>lmao 2kodiak
>grasshoppers for dat vertical laser poke
>hunchback IIC for dat 39 damage LPL alpha poke
>power jenners and coxides serving as cavalry

But we've also seen a huge variety of things. The general rule of thumb is that if it has good poke and/or brawl, and jets, it's going to be useful. So this includes Enforcers, Spiders, Griffons, a ton of random assaults, some clan heavies and mediums that you might not expect, etc.

Our best bet so far is just a laser poke deck but I'd really like to get us accustomed to brawling. Once things are ironed out I have a feeling it's going to get a lot easier.

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>>145007581
>tl;dr we are bad and need to git gud

>>145008769

Sounds like a blast. Kodiaks, Grasshoppers, Jenners/Oxides, and Hunchies don't surprise me too much, nor do Griffins and and even Enforcers, but Spiders? I take it that it's just the single LPL build, or some shit?

What's your dropdeck looking like most often? Either way, I figure doing what everyone's most comfortable with and what mechs everyone's most comfortable with will yield the best results - but that's probably kind of an obvious thing to say.

As for brawling, you just need to invoke the power of the warboss and it's ggclose. Can the Spirit Bear be warboss? That's probably my favorite brawl build right now.

>>145007581
>Kong losing in 8v8 brawls

truly pizzadog has tainted kong with cuckboi culture

>>145009291

Kong. Kong never changes.

Except all the original 8v8er types are long gone, leaving people with 12v12 instincts and too timid to act.

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>>145009291
There's no shame in adapting and learning, shitposter-san. It's a stretch to say that we're bad since we regularly preform well - and have preformed well in this tournament - but you can't expect anyone to just immediately adapt to a new setting with no growing pains. The reason 228 and the Lords are good is because they practice every goddamn day. We don't, and it shows, and I'm trying to fix that.

>>145009585
The Spider build does involve a single Large Laser yes. A 5K has 50% laser refresh and 25% laser duration quirks. For a poking deck it's a very viable choice if you don't want the cavalry rush of SRM Jenners.

And I'm not telling you our deck, mole-kun. Return to your masters empty handed and weep, you will gain nothing from your interrogation today.

Will KONG triumph in the face of overwhelming large laser faggotry?

Will Kaelus and his kool kids finally submit to Dashing's daredevils?

Find out on the next episode of MECHWARRIOR ONLINE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2016!

>>145010151

Oh, right, 5K is decent.

Wait, are people actually coming in and trying to be a mole? I hope not. That's hilarious if that's true, though.

I should really download Mumble on this crappy laptop. I wonder if MWO would be able to run on it. My assumption is nah.

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>>145010151
>shitposter-san
try again famm

>mfw there are people who're still salty they weren't allowed on the comp team.

I wish there was a way to let them experience the full assraping nofun energy field.

>>145012036

Greg, plz go.

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The Jesus patch is close again.

>>145013819
How are Poles supposed to fix this game?

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>>145013819
If it doesn't add the Bushwacker or singleplayer nobody is gonna care.

Boo

FINALLY

FINALLY WE'RE FREE

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>tfw plan to remove pizza from the council of klords is going just as planned
>soon he and a large swath of Kong will be completely ruined and dishonored. fallen, they will have no choice but to become my slaves in order to survive
Your life of luxury is at its end Pizza, you have failed me once too many times and now you and your sympathizers will pay. Better get familiar with SS and eating out of a dog bowl naked because I'll have you farming SSR pulls all day with whatever money you get from me dressing you up and whoring you out to Greg.

This next match will seal your fate.
Hucast is alright though, don't show up for the next match. SHAAAAA.

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>mfw kong is so shit they cant even show up to the tournament

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZOchfhLxel

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>>145022796
What's you ID fag?
>not having at least 3 SSR already

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>>145023001
FUCK OFF DUDEBOT

>>145022796
FUCK OFF HARUKO

desu if we get many more nights like tonight I will willingly crawl into the tranny cage under your bed and resign to my fate, this is fucking depressing and disappointing. The tournament schedule is the hardest part of this tournament, we can't win if we can't even play.

>>145022796
the fuck is SS and SSR?

>>145022796
post thighs pls

>>145023969
SS is Starlight Stage. It's a idolmaster rhythm game for mobile
SSR just means Super Super Rare

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Kong A Team? More like Kong Ass Team

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>>145023085
Kong is the worst.

>>145023085
>Kong can't just GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT

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GET IN THE ROBOTS

REEEEEEEEEE

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>>145023085
>KONG

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>it's a funpost power hour episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM&feature=youtu.be

Hello?

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>tfw made this image 3 years ago

>>145022796
So are people just going around character assassinating all of the members in kong?

>>145029939
I mean that's what I've been doing since the discord thing.
Who should I do next?
Kit? (She did it to herself)
Harabec?
Accurs?
G?
Shaix?
Kippeth?
Boogey?

>>144994738
Is the blonde a boy or a girl

>>145030701
Wait who have you already done it to?

>>145030701
Ive been in school, what happened while i was gone?

>>145030847
Not him, but I've helped assassinate quite a few over the years:
Vass
Huge
Liemrey
Shumabot
Norris
Haruko
Dudebot
Attackwallaby
Kaelus
Solaris Krie

>>145031961
>Vass
He kills himself everyday, don't know what you could of done more

I miss Hawken....

>>145031961
>missed greg

one job dudebutt

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>can't even get 8 people to show up for a 5 minute match.

Excellent.

i dont like thirdstar. his influence has only served to split greg an us

>>145030701
>>145031961
Do me next dudebutt

t. Accurs (who will do you in ur butt)

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>>145032313
>feels
I'm still having a great time

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>>145032313
>never ever

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>>145032313
>>145035974
>>145036762

Don't worry, guys. Captain Josh has promised Big Things in july, and with playernumbers like these, you just know he's extra serious.

>>145032396

You cannot kill what isn't there in the first place.

WHERE DOES G LIVE

>>145041028
Who paid you to grab G?

when are they going to make clan mechs competitive again

>>145043754

I mean, aren't KDK-3s, Spirit Burrs, Timber Wolves, Ebin Jags, Hellbringers, Hunchie IICs, Shadow Cats, and Jenner IICs all reasonably competitive?

I know maybe the SB, EBJs and SHCs might all be a little bit of a stretch, but they have their place, don't they?

Kdk-2:
1x Gauss
2x ER Large laser
1x S-SRM 6
Yay or ney

>>145043754

Kong lost to a Nova pilot who got most of the team's kills.

A Nova. Let that sink in if you can hear it over all the Kodiaks firing their dakka. 90% of the assaults (61/68 recorded) in the current tournament were Kodiaks, mostly -3's.

That's a lot of Clan competitiveness there. And Hunchback IICs and Jenner IICs, for that matter. Also common tournament choices.

>>145047116
that is a pathetic amount of armament, and the SRM6 is useless.

>>145047235

What the fuck was the Nova's loadout?

>>145047235
You say that as if there's something wrong with novas and comp teams don't use them. They do.

>>145048960

Most people don't mention the Nova and "competitive", even if it's the truth.

Also, a moment of silence for the Kodiak-owned.

https://wwwtwitchtv/prtn_spz/v/71542452

For the didn't-watch, he casually 700m headshots a target on Bog with twin Gauss, noscope.

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>>145030716
Short haired Blonde is a gril.

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Battleborn is outdoing us, just so you know.

>tfw enemy mech takes 15 hits from my AC/20 and doesn't even lose a component

What the fuck

>>145056767
>able to get that many rounds off with an AC/20 on another mech at all
Something smells suspicious.

Fuck missiles. There's no outplay, so you might as well just ignore them while they hammer down on you. Fucking retarded.

>>145057826

When you can afford it, Radar Deprivation is a really good module to have, since it breaks locks the moment you slip into cover - meaning all those missiles raining down on you just slam useless into whatever hill you're humping. Otherwise, ECM mechs like the Hellbringer Prime are pretty good, since they naturally can't be targeted up to a certain (close) range, usually 180 meters or so.

>>145057182
Usually it's pegging a heavy or assault during the "trench warfare" phase. Maybe it's the damage fall off, but even in toe to toe fights, I've nailed five or six rounds, with medium laser backup, and still failed to kill mechs.

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>>145053991

Oh god, what the fuck is this shit.

>>145059320
It is rather unusual, MWO generally has at least 1k.
Overwatch really did drain the pot I think. So until people get over Team Waifu everything's gonna be quite dead. This could kill MWO with it's current stagnation in quality patches and dev - community com silence at the moment though.

Hell, maybe Russ himself is too busy staring at Widowmakers's ass to do anything MWO related.
...even worse, maybe him and Bryan are trying to pitch an "Oververse".

>>145059575

Hey, man, I'll have you know that Russ claims they've tripled their level designer team - which if true, means they've gone from 1 person to 3.

>habasco likes Dva in oberwatch and edits her into her mechfu pictures

>a week later Dva becomes a korean NEET meme

Like pottery

>>145013819
COMMAND WHEEL YOU GUISE

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Guys.

I think this is it. The big one. Aren't you excited?

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>playing vidya with Spud
>he keeps stopping to play with his cat and talk to it funny

>>145064181

I just want a reasonably balanced game my dude.

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>>145064370

Too bad. Uncle Russ only has deckels and loot crates in stock. Not even mech paks (tm) this month.

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>Tfw you just want video games

>>145064423

Fuck my life.

>>145064423
>no mech packs this moth
A CONTEMPTIBLE LIE! RUSS PROMISED US THE BLACK LANNER.

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>>145030701
>Kit
>She
>herself
this meme needs to stop

>>145064423
Good. I'm glad they're "working" on the game instead of just making mechs.

>>145065727
"game"

>>145064423
Decals? Can it be true?

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>>145064535
>Tfw never relaxed enough to enjoy them anymore

>>145064370
Besides lrms and erppcs being kind of shit most weapons are reasonably balanced. Only thing that really is messed up is like several dozen mechs.

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Last week, Techwars Online, a Steam Greenlight success story, that made it through all of the hurdles, was released on Steam for ten dollars. Well that certainly seems like a price worth trying out. So I grabbed a copy of the game, and invested some time into figuring out this turn based tactical game featuring BattleMechs fighting it out.

To begin, you can move each of your units up to three hexes, with a twist of your torso counting as one. And you can fire one weapon. Each weapon has different ranges and firing arcs. You may have short range lasers that can only reach 2-3 hexes away, or long range missiles which won’t fire close in at all, but which can hit with a spread out range. Some weapons require a direct line to hit, like your main cannon, so moving, firing, and more is all important. Also important is turning after firing to protect yourself. It’s all about winning, not about how damaged your unit gets in the process, right?

All units start the same, but as the game and campaign progress, you level up and can bring more units and level them up, and give abilities to your pilots and ‘Mechs to differentiate them. The game features a lot of tactical maneuvering to get off the right shot on the right arc behind or around cover, and then perhaps see some closing.

Now one of the criticisms I’ve seen is that most units have similar weapons loads, like LRMs or such, but there is value in that, once you’ve seen the game play. After all, if your foe doesn’t have LRMs at all, and you do, it’s hard for them to face you early game, and you can just line up, pick them off from range, move behind terrain or force them to come around a fissure. It increases the tactical aspects of play considerably.

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Now don’t go into this game thinking it’s really a turn-based BattleTech replete with Spiders, Centurions, and Archers. That’s not this game. Instead is a thinking version of turn-based tactics, with each side having its own mass produced unit you are using, and then you tweak that. Eventually you’ll add more forces to your lineup.

Want to give it some BattleTech fluff? Sure you can! Imagine you are two corporations debuting a separate MechLine on your home planet, and now you are vying for control of that planet with just that line of ‘Mechs. Maybe you have “Prove it” contracts from a House Military and the winner of the skirmish gets the major contract? Maybe you are fighting on two sides of a major civil war, and just these two lines are available to you? But if that’s really something you want, you certainly could force it in.

In summation, the game is a relatively simple turn-based strategy game, with an easy tactical interface which is not hard to learn and figure out. You can be playing in ten minutes. There’s single player, multiplayer, and more all ready to rock and roll. So what’s your poison?

>>145069379

Weapons are balanced save for LRMs and ERPPCs, like you said, but we got some overquirked monsters that need some toning down, I think. Does the KDK-3 need some sort of nerf?

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Why can't 40k be more like Battletech?

SQUAAAAAWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>145071947
I agree with that except for how stupid some of the dark age designs look.

The more I play this game, the more I'm convinced that it's designed around pgi actively trying to prevent players from having fun.

When is The Kong Lordz's next loss scheduled for?

>>145069895
>>145070025

This might be interesting if all the robots didn't look almost identical.

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>>145069895
>>145070025

>Russkosloveniaiokionian

Fuck off Ivan. You'd probably just use the money to buy phony jeans.

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Destroid, yay or nay?

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>be spectating
>see this

>>145083347
Looks cool but is pretty mediocre.

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>spotting this quality Black Knight

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>>145083585

How so? My guess is the arms are super easy to destroy ala the jagerpost?

>>145083672
Why

I've seen them with laser vomit PLUS ppcs, this guy forgot almost half of his guns in the hangar.

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>>144994738

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>>145084815
I dont get it. Besides the whole dominatrix theme and Brothel

>>145085047
Comstar taking the "religious order" a bit too far, get pulled into a veritable roman orgy.

It's to showcase how silly Comstar is taking Jerome Blake's words so fervently and becoming borderline monastic, and to showcase how decadent the inner sphere is at times.

It was probably a Lyran or a Free Worlds orgy anyway.

>>145084573
My guess is that every available spot other than guns and engine is filled with heat sinks.

Rapid fire PPC volleys can be a bit of a giggle on the knight but... yeah, you can fit in a fuckton more guns and still have enough sinks.
Maybe it's running a very large standard engine? Didn't get an idea of speed when watching since dude wasn't exactly running much.

Ladies and gents, the successful PSR system, with two clearly well-matched opponents in a fierce fight.

Who am I kidding. Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkaIglT7zZs

>>145085312
Pretty sure it's the Magistracy of Canopus aka ladies in charge&free love: the faction

>>145086262
Oh, so it's a jab at the ludicrous notion that women would be better leaders?

>>145086517
They seem to be doing pretty well in setting (not constantly getting nuked/Clan'd) so it's not much of a jab if it was even intended that way.

>>145083891
It just doesn't do anything special. In lore it has paper thin armor and get's wrecked by fighters even though it's supposed to be this great AA mech.

In mwo it has insufficient tonnage to properly boat ballistics and doesn't compare well to similar mechs.

>>145085312
We dont speak the word of Blake here. Thats Heresy. 08SE goes Davion today for a week or more depending on how we do.

>>145086705
Hamfisted, writer fiat laden fictional settings do not translate well to the real-world experience. I'm pretty sure that's the part they're jabbing fun at.

>>145087801

It's probably better to take it at face value: they be having pretty wild orgies out there in the MoC. More depth than that was kinda beyond FASA's ability.

>>145086230
>raventard gets btfo
>by quad lpl shitlander
>with jump jets
Am I supposed to laugh at both?

>>145089943

Yes, though Soy's definitely slumming (he won the KDK-2 challenge).

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First of the posters for my unit. Figure I would just stay with my strengths instead of something like internet debating!

Based off a vintage Lucky Strike cigarette add

*this is the second version. This time around I blended in all the text better*

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Another Lucky Strike ad

>>145093410
>>145093592
bright purple hats and skirts don't really fit vintage style but nice OC

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Tier 5 here I come!

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>>145093592
>compationate
lern 2 spel

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HORKO YOU
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G O O F E D
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>>145097712
Everything about this picture is trash

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>>145093592

Here. I fixed your spelling and grammar errors.

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>>145093410
>>145093592
>>145098546

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New Catapult Hero is up. Note the new arms.

https://mwomercs.com/news/2016/06/1563-introducing-catapult-butterbee-hero-mech

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>>145098972

Also, the first official rescale pics for the cat. Original:

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>>145099190

And more fun-sized edition.

>>145098276
so is everything about haruko

>>145099190
god damn what a huge difference, it's a lot smaller

>>145099357
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT
WATCH
THE CRAB WILL BE SHAQ SIZED
AND WHY IS THE PHOENIX HAWK NOT JUST BLACKJACK SIZE
FUCK YOU PGI!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>145098972
>>145099190
>>145099357
Oh my bloody fuck

>>145099190
>>145099357
no fucking way

>>145099448
They aren't actually going to make anything BIGGER are they?

>>145099448
calm down you fucking sperglord
Just wait.

>>145099560
The crab.

>>145099486
>>145099475
is this bad or good?
I haven't followed the scaling shit except for the quickdraw and grasshopper which are stupidly oversized

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>>145098972

Only a 10% missile velocity boost for weapon quirks, but it gets added armor on the arms and structure boosts pretty much everywhere. With the smaller target profile, that's possibly OK.

>tfw fap to Greg's steam avatar
Does anyone else do this?

>>145099863
scaling the catapult to like 2/3 its old size is amazing

>>145089943
Whats wrong with quad lpl? what the fuck else are you gonna run on the huelander?

>>145098546
>>145093592
>>145093410
What the fuck is this ugly garbage?

>>145099863
It's pretty good, it's the smaller than the current nova.

So... yeah.

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>>145099357
>>145099190
YES
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
NOTHING WILL BE BETTER THAN MY K2 NOW

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>>145099190
>>145099357
>Catapult resize is extremely noticeable
>The new hero has ridiculously good hardpoints

Can the white whale finally terrorize pubbies anew?

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>>145107391
And thus the prophecy continues.

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>>145107391
IT IS TIME

>>145107217
fuck off kit

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pussy shits

I have found Rather_Dashing's kindred spirit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAHvLAJ-5aQ

>>145107217
Haruko > Kit

>>145103262
Because you could use several other options to boat LPLs even on just clan mechs. The only use for huelanders is making gimmic builds that use up all the hardpoints.

Tbh the highlander iic doesn't have a whole lot of redeeming features, so if you're doing LPLs and nothing else on it, you're doing both LPLs and shitlanders wrong.

>>145110741
I don't understand the logic of making an already bad mech worse by using a "gimmick" build. 4 lpl is consistent and can be cooled well with the vast amount of space within the chassis.

Like the mech is already bad why make it worse?

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>>145109128

>>145109128
liberals btfo

AfD will make doucheland great again

>>145102015
nigga that's gay

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warbros stronk like ox

>>145114312
we carry our burden

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rMuYsAukLj

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZOchfhLxel

>>145099560

Generally, manwalkers are getting bigger, and boxes on legs are getting smaller.

So daishis are shrinking, but wolverines and hunchbacks are getting bigger.

>>145114312
is warbros not recruiting in this game too?also why are you playing this awful game

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>>145114442
what does it mean?

>>145114257
It's not gay if it looks like a girl. I can't help it that Greg's avatar turns me on

>>145114884
There's only a few of us playing. I want to say yes but this is just a stopover until the promised land

>>145114627
>wolverines and hunchbacks
This is fucking stupid. The IS medium mechs are already stupidly oversized.

>>145115796
ah rip. I've not touched warfarm or been in the general for a few months, so the promised land is foreign to me

>>145109128
What's this?

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>>145116724
I speak of a land beyond warfarm, where not even fatfuck and steve can obfuscate our dreams

>>145117986

What meme game did you guys get suckered into? Starcitizen?

>>145109128
Who and what?

>>145098972
Catapult looks damn sexy again.
Maybe the jesus patch is real.

Also what the fuck is with these 4chan posting issues Hiroshimoot.

>>145116624
Every single medium mech could be a whole 10% smaller. We don't need shaqs as tall as an atlas.

>>145099190
>>145099357
The new model has a noticeably different knee angle which makes it a little shorter. Here's to hoping that other mechs are eligible for stance and animation changes, especially the Mad Cat. I hate that powerwalk gait.

>>145103262
>>145089943
>>145110741
>>145110979
>running huelanders at all
>the jumping assault that can't even hover properly

For what fucking purpose. Just play a good mech.

Whats a good Warhammer 7s Build? 4 Large or 2 LPL with 4 Meds?

>>145125269
It has laser duration quirks so pulse lasers become even better
one arm stripped 3lpl + 2ml and a big xl is pretty straightforward

>>145122469
Apparently it was russians ddos attacks that were fucking up 4chins lately. Now that the entire country is rangebanned everything will be back to normal.

>>145125269
2 LPL 4 Meds 3 SRM4 only a little ammo biggest XL engine from leftovers
For people who like to sweat only

>>145128148
you can try this but srms gives you a much bigger sidetorsos unfortunately and the 7s has barely any missile quirks

rip

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D
E
D

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>tfw eurokong is the only thing keeping kong's tournament bid alive
>the one day they don't show up is a completely pitiful disaster

why do we even pretend that AmeriKong is worth keeping around?

>>145135117
Karn only showed up to three of the matches.
Kakos only showed up to one of them.
Jules has never showed up at all.

>>145135339
Honestly f.am we should have done our best to be on oceania and have 19 easy matches and guaranteed shot at the final and real money.

test

>>145137171
low test

>>145135117
>vass

wew

>>145135117
Do this for the Americans!!!!!!! WOOO!!!

>>145128146
And nothing of value was lost.

>>145122469
If they make all the other oversized mechs like that sweetass catapult then I agree with that.

>>145143512

They won't. It was a special one-of thing. Too much cancer to save the old model.

So who is Jenny Templeton?
Will PGI have Catalyst do a write up for her when they put the BB out?

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>russians banned from 4chan

BLYAT

>>145148695
where is proofs?

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>>145149151
due to a ddos attempt russia was range banned.

>>145149151
haha

>>145148008

Generic TRO character.

Yes, catalyst will write the entry.

>>145150443
I wish they'd go back and do write ups for a lot of the other Heroes too. They used to have an entire page of them on their site, but they're gone now. So many Heroes without back stories, I miss it.

>>145150542
Well, the Muromets and the Wang are official and canon custom rides.

>>145150542
many of the hero mechs are based off pre-existing hero mechs in batteltech.

The yen lo wang still exists in 3147 (the current date battletech is up to). Its a family heirloom passed down and refit over the years.

>Release several overpriced pixel robots for one side that favour specific weapon loadouts
>don't release anything for the other side
>Push through a patch that "universally" reduces the power capability of a specific set of weapons
>this reduction affects one side more than the other
>the recently released, overpriced pixel shitbuckets are now top of the new meta created by the developer

Can't decide if PGI is a deviously evil genius or just get dumb luck.

SQUAWK

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Why the fuck isn't this game set in 3145?

>Pretty much any and all mechs you can think of
>Weapons and tech bases are balanced for a proper "TRUE MUH ESPAUWTS" feel
>Everyone can fight everyone
>clans can go against inner sphere and vice versa, EVERYONE has an attack corridor

Instead, russ cuckold and the fat asian faggot are adamant on making nigger sphere just as powerful as clans while taking everything clans have away from them.

>>145157736
because the setting is plagued with grognards who believe 3050 is the golden era of battletech.

>>145157736
Because a thousand mechs and a hundred different weapons don't just magic themselves into existence overnight. Starting before clan era made perfect sense.

>>145157736
consider it took PGI over a year to program masc,
have announced multiple times that having the ability to change ammunition type would be "impossible" (despite crysis, a game on the same engine having that very feature)
They had, and then removed the ability for mechs feet to turn/angle on the surface because they didnt want to spend the money on animation budget.
They had , and then removed damage decals and graphics that actually reflected what weapons you got hit by exposing internals, that was then replaced by this horrible cancerous growth style texutre the covers the mech when you get hit.
They had the beginnings of a melee system that had some flaws, instead it has been cut thoroughly and never revisited.
LRMs function as semi guided LRM's and not as standard lrm ammo.
Alll mechs in game have C3i already
The engine system in mwo is fucked, they messed with the size/tonnage to the point where some mechs dont work.
They added an engine limit to mechs that TT does not have.

>>145158361
Don't forget they've begun inflating hardpoint counts on mechs to ensure they sell. Power creep, as it were.

Such as with the new upcoming catapult hero. Russ himself has stated that they have no intentions of giving the other catapult variants more hardpoints, instead justifying it by saying they'll just quirk the worse variants.

Not to mention the hardpoint inflation has reached the point where IS eclipse clan hardpoint counts on many of their chassis now, completely shattering PGI's previous justification for negative and no quirks on clan mechs.

>>145158796
well tbf TT has no hardpoints.

>>145157736
Woah... really makes you think.-.

>>145157736
Because too much shit is harder to balance and less fun than too little shit. In the end, too much shit usually ends up playing like too little shit because some items will inevitably come out on top as part of the metagame, so what's the point of having so many things that nobody uses?

>>145135117

You know the USC Trojans are an American college football team, right?

>>145160240
>football
>americans
NOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY DUDE

>>145160348

So you don't realize how stupid it is to use an image of an American sports team when describing a group of Eurotrash?

>>145160467
DUDE NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>145160467
>>145160348
>>145160627
>>145160240
Wow really makes you think...

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Jesus.

This thread is proof positive that Europoor's aren't just scummy, they're completely fucking retarded to boot.

>>145161456
I LIKE TO POOP POOP POOP

>>145158796
>>145158361
>hurr clan weapons are op nerf everything and overquirk all IS mechs
>hurr erppcs are op make sure they're never good again
>durr lrms
>herp derp ultra autocannons more like machineguns, sounds good to me
>the most boring, simple weapons? make it meta forever also they're hitscan lol

>>145162867
Stupid Eurotrash

>>145162867
Why are you so terrible at videogames?

>>145162325
Clan ERPPCs should do all pinpoint damage but they should have +1 to +2 seconds to their cooldown. That way IS PPCs of both kinds will manage better DPS and can sometimes shoot twice before the mech moves back into cover, whereas the Clan version takes too long to cycle.

>>145162325
>the most boring, simple weapons? make it meta forever also they're hitscan lol
>Oh yeah, here's several maps where you can't really use them lol git gud

>>145163773
Yeah, they should make the stats loyal to the tabletop but make it different in some way that is outside the TT mechanics like that. Not make it straight up dog shit.

And the clan autocannons, why did they make them sound and feel like shooting fucking popguns. Sure it's "imba" when you use the only mech in the game that can boat uac10s, but other than that they're a bad joke against anything that isn't just standing still and taking your load all over their face. And that still doesn't change the fact that the IS ACs sound and feel like giant cannons, and the clan ones sound and feel like giant supersoakers.
And don't even get me started on the double taps being counted against ghost heat, it's so bad the UAC20 ghost heats itself. The gun is literally jerking itself off in your mech for fucks sake.

>>145164152
The solution is to make the cyclic rate of multi-shot autocannons faster. IS cannons emulate their original game function by focusing their damage in a single projectile while Clan cannons balance their DPS with damage spread. This is a paradigm that really can't be changed at this point but the downsides can be reigned in to make them more useful.

If the cyclic rate of these cannons were brought to about 75% or even 50% of their current fire rates, it should turn out okay. In addition, bigger UACs really shouldn't take longer than smaller UACs to finish their burst; they should shoot more projectiles but a UAC20 should fire all 4 shells in the same time as a UAC10 fires 3. Actually if we go with this system, the projectile count should be raised back to their originals (UAC2 = 2 projectiles, UAC5 = 3, etc etc).

so is mumble just completely dead by now? did all the people move to discord?

>>145169456
only klords are allowed on mumble shitters not allowed
please go and stay go

>>145169595
but every time I log on mumble it's 8 people in the AFK room

ayy
SQUAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKK

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>tournament match in less than an hour.
>the only people who've shown up are Karn, me, and huecast of killsteal.

So much for a fun e-sports experience.

>>145173443
ggclothes

I have found Rather_Dashing's kindred spirit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAHvLAJ-5aQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZOchfhLxel

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===============================
=/\= ATTENTION KONG, COME IN KONG
THE GAME HAS BEEN MOVED TO 9:00 PM GMT
PLEASE BE PREPARED

REMEMBER, CALL ME ON MY PHONE IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
================================
=/\=

I AM THE TRUE KONG LORD HURRY GET ON MUMBLE SMASH THAT MUTHUH FUARKING MUMBLE BUTTIN!!!!!

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>5 minutes left.

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>>145176478
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
FUCK YOU
I CAME HERE BECAUSE OF YOU
YOU RUINED THIS GAME

>>145176478
>lives 1 hour from GMT
>3 hours off from match

how do you even do that

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>>145176990

The doc is in UTC.

The match was supposed to take place at 17:00 UTC, which is 6 pm my time.

It's 5 minutes past 6.

Even if there has been a position change, fuck this. Wake me up when they add the captain king and chibi catapult.

>>145177290
There is a point where your shitposting is just obnoxious and isn't even funny to anyone.

All you shitters had to do was log on for automatic win, gg

Any bets on how many teams will actually be left in the tournament by the end?

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>mfw this tournament

>>145177808
not kong

>>145169456
>viking longhouse
lol

>>145178291
Once again a scenario presents itself that shows how fractured, petty, and autistic Kong is.

And how bad kong is at video games.

Surprise surprise, kong sucks. This is what happens when there are people going around talking shit about each other, put up divides and secret club houses and try to make everything exclusionary. Jokes or not it doesn't do anything but stoke animosity in a group where there's only 10 people and suddenly 8 leave 2 out for no reason other than to be super tryhard at a game they won't win and they end up dicking around anyway. I know this will all probably come off as being butthurt but I'm just telling you guys how I'm seeing all this unfurl. Kong is too small to divide and not expect shit to happen. We've got people running around character assassinating one another for no other reasons than being bored and wanting to stir up drama and everyone else claiming "it's just a prank bro" and keep letting it all happen. It only happens one at a time so no one else cares, and then when it happens to you nobody else will care. "k... keep me posted" is all you'll get.

All the bullshit kong gets it deserves.

the games today are the ones that I dug in and refused to reschedule. I don't know why the doc said they were at some ridiculous time at shit o'clock in the morning.

http://mwomercs.com/mwowc2016/teams/34-thekonglords?tz=UTC&filter=upcoming

Look here for the dates. We'll even have PGI referees! How exciting.

>>145180261
I'm getting really sick of you consistently fucking up every aspect of this tournament.

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>>145180261
There is a point where things are no longer funny and they are just obnoxious.

>>145180258

>hey, guys, let's play star citizen.
>hey, guys, it won't be out for another couple years.
>let me kick you if you're talking about things I don't like.
>THAT'S NOT WHAT KONG TALKS ABOUT!
>oh, hi, guys, I wasn't around for 2 years, but now I'm back, and I demand I be made boss again.
>my contacts in CIG have told me about this amazing new chat software, so kong is moving there.
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE ALL ALONE ON HERE, YOU GUYS! THIS IS ALL VASS' FAULT!

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>this PGI tournament

>>145180834
That doesn't have anything at all to do with what I posted. I'm speaking in the here and now. I don't go to discord, as I said, I'm stating what I'm observing.

>>145180834
You forgot
>im going to act like a petulant child and fuck with people who dont even know meall day for not playing with me
>WHY WONT THEY PLAY WITH ME I DONT UNDERSTAND
>FINE ILL TAKE THE BALL AND GO HOME
>WHAT THE FUCK!! THEY HAD ANOTHER BALL!?!?

>>145180514
I don't know m8, I was in mumble talking about this a lot over the last week. Storm Jags are the team that was begging me to reschedule because they couldn't make it tonight. They spent hours and hours talking to me about it and I refused. I figured people would remember that. I don't know why the fuck the doc was so screwed up with regards to that time (17 UTC? what?) but in my mind it was settled since we'd talked about it so much and I didn't double check the doc. I asked multiple times and Vass screamed at me multiple times NO, STICK TO THE SCHEDULE, TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.

Obviously though the doc is the standard for our schedule so I shouldn't expect people to second guess it. It was my fault, yeah. In any case I assume a saturday night game will be pretty easy for most of us to make so I don't anticipate much difficulty.

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>>145180261

>noon for 'muricans and 6 pm for euros is shit o'clock.
>please drop by at midnight and then stay for the follow up at 2 am.

I wish you all luck, but I'm done with this clownshoes tournament that inevitable results in anti-fun gameplay and 5 minute matches once a day, every day, for 6 months.

>>145181223
Yeah if I had successfully gotten that timeslot it would have been amazing but who the fuck would accepted it? That's what I meant when I said shit o'clock, it's a timeslot nobody would take.

I understand you're upset though Vass, this tournament has been a shitshow for Eurokong. Do whatever makes you feel best. At the end of the day it's just for fun and I don't want to breed animosity.

Dashing posting is worst posting.

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I'm way too young to give a FUCK about old mech games, I'm just here for the lols!

>>145185416
t. Old Man

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>>145183625

I'd cut this thread in half except... I don't want two of it around.

>this thread right now
Pidä minut lähetettynä postissa
t. anonymous

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Return to the Mumble is impossible for us. Our heritage and our convictions are different from those we left behind. The greed of the five Great shitposters and The Kong Lords is a disease that can only be burned away by the passing of decades, even centuries. And though the fighting may seem to slow, or even cease, it will erupt again as long as there are powerful men to covet one another's wealth. We shall live apart, conserving all the good of the KONG and ridding ourselves of the bad, so that when we return, and return we shall, our shining moral character will be as much our shield as our BattleMechs and fighters.

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Does BT have nanomachines?

>>145191270
Yeh.

Though in the era MWO is set in only certain high-class medical facilities have access to nanomachinery. A hundred years into the future they've become slightly more common in industry thanks to Word of Blake shenanigans.

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>Clans lack a second 70-tonner variant
>None of the current clan mechs can do ballistic boating very well, either low on ammo or can't mount enough ballistic weapons
>Why not the Nova, then?

>70 tons
>leg omnipods have jump jets that you can switch out
>39 tons of pod space
>can pull off 3x UAC5 in one arm, 3x energy in the other
>looks cool as fuck

>>145191595
>3059
Anon...