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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
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>28 memes late
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SHRIEK WHEN YOU SEE ME
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>>144937389
Great fucking pic
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>pick anime
>win
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>USA dota

lmao
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Why is youtube stream so much better?
>higher quality
>60 FPS
>doesn't stutter
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Apologize.
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>>144937357
check >>144937417 or the OP picture
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T B Q H, it's all w33s fault.
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THANK YOU LESNAR
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>DOOM BLINKS IN
>VENGE SWAPS TB BACK
>DOOM WONDERS WHAT HE DID TO DESERVE THIS
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CHINK STRONK
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Imagine if DC have good carry like ritsu
They would win this game easily
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>picking TB
>winning
How the fuck?
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INSTANT TB PICK THE MADMAN
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I JUST WON 1000 DOLLARIDOOS

THANK YOU FOR THE ODDS BASED DELUSIONAL AMERIFFAGGOTS LOL
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Time for TB to claim his waifu for the night
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TB best waifu
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>>144937389
That fucking clinkz was useless
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>Literally no more NA teams left
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>Letting Jerax get Earth Spirit is an automatic lose
-/d2g/
*Jerax loses with Earth Spirit*


>Letting w33 get invoker is an automatic lose
-/d2g/
*w33 loses with invoker*
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That Terrorblade pick was faster than lightning in the draft
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>United States of America
>Defence of the Ancients 2

lmao

Anime wins again!
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DC literally played 2v5

W33 vs 5

and eventually doom using his ult

I don't even know why they picked bones
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THE WISE FLEE MY FOOTFALLS.
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Such nice weather.
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CHINA IS BACK
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BASED FY WINNING WITH LITERAL WHOS
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DIGITAL CTRASH
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>>144937514
But it doesn't have nearly the amount of dank memes.
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>NA DOTA
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>>144937516
where can you even bet that much shit
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IT'S NOT JUST TB GUYS
IT'S
ETHEREAL
BLADE
TB
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YOU DID IT LESNAR
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daily reminder to praise your CIS-regioned overlords
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NA DOTA.
>NA DOTA
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it won, but the real question is: does lesnar poster approve of the build?
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absolutely
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>no w33po this major
I'm done here
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>doubt on FY GOD

F Y G O D
Y
G
O
D

>>144937647
vpgame.com
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DIGITAL GAY-OS
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Nice weather
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65-35 odds bruh lmao ameriFAGGOTS
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who's NA rooting for now?

Only remaining teams with NA players are OG and MVP.
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>doubting lower bracket fy
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POST YFW W33HA AND MISERY DID BETTER THAN SECRET
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>>144937389
>>144937417
>anon dun guffed again

lmao
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nice cast Owen, thanks
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MVP is going to win it all
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That's what you burgers get for doubting FY god lmao
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>2am
>still one more series i don't care about until based gooks
>got a physics test later and haven't studied yet

what do i do dotards?
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>DC is winning
>EU team
>DC loses
>NA team
Wew lads
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Someone got yesterdays 20 immortals bettign retard image?
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ONLY n0LANS is our only hope for a meepo pick holy shit.
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Terrorblade is quite the last pick hero if enemy lacks waveclear and illusion counters
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>MFW ALL THESE SHITTERS OUT OF THIS TOURNAMENT

Waiting for na'vi to join the shitter club
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>>144937773
I hope. But they got rekt by OG.
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>>144937752
Who's the 0,5?
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I'm the anon who bet immortals on LGD.

I'm getting my shit back with the help of empire, wish me luck.
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>>144937787
see >>144937764
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>>144937531
>DOOM WONDERS WHAT HE DID TO DESERVE THIS

He's literally the devil
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>>144937514
This, holy shit.

>Twitch causing my laptop processor to spike to 70% and sometimes even 90%
>Switch to youtube
>30-40%
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>>144937787
LITERALLY THE OP'S IMAGE
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What prepping does DC need?
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>>144937752
>MVP
>NA player
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>>144937930
Thanks, grandpa, you're always so nice
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>>144937920
who is this semen demon
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and now /d2g/ knows
nay
now two and a half million people know

that when i'm on my terrorblade

i am
relentless
unbreakable
unstoppable

don't thank me for the rares
thank the toad for making this possible
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>>144937782
You can always take make up tests
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God please don't make TB meta, I want to feel special when I play him.
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>>144937878
0,5 is for dual citizenships. Like Kuro is half German and half sand nigger.
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>>144937912
YES HE IS THE DEVIL BUT HE JUST WANTS COMPANY AND TO NOT BE LONELY DOWN THERE
HE JUST MISSES TB EVER SINCE HE LEFT HIM
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>>144937660
i still don't get this
how is tb supposed to kill anyone when they're ebladed? he doesn't have magic nukes
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This is what happens when you have a team of people that can only play 1 hero.

Saksa can only play witch doctor.

Misery can only play venge.

Moo can only play doom.

Resolution can only play lycan.
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>>144937972
Who can stop MVP from winning Manilla?
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>>144937930
arizona black bulls
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>>144937930
yurop bull
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APOLOGIZE
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>>144937921
>>144937647
Well, looks like he fooled us... its just a VPGAME giveway according to this image. >>144937764
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>>144938036
le ebin 1shot e blade
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>>144938054
Newbee you dumb kumiko poster
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>>144937921
That pic is a raffle from VPGame, not a bet from a retarded anon, just saying.

See >>144937764
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>>144937752
CIS included in EU?
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>>144938075

:^)
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>>144937930
Sajedene needs to be allowed in the booth so she can blow the players during the game.
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>that fuckign eblade nuke
god damn
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>BETTING

whats your excuse?
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REMAINING GOOD GUYS LEFT


Empire
MVP
Liquid
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>>144937972
based Febby bro
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>>144938093
silly anon, dont you know that vpgame only takes 6 items max
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>>144938075
They are out
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>>144937991
based Brock
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>>144938185
I bought every games I wanted with the returns for the past 3 years
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>>144938021
my stats on this hero look similar
im feeling like a fucking hipster when i win on him
feels good
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>>144937762
what's this bitch's name again
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Both 2nd and 3rd game DC let VG carry free farm
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>>144938036
TB has the highest agi gain per level in the game. He has around 250+ agi when he got EB. Witch doctor died from EB even with over 75% of hp left.
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>>144938150
I'm stupid, I take it back.
Although Uzbekistan is pretty much CIS and therefore EU.
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IN A CHINESE DOMINATED SCENE

ONE TEAM
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>>144938093
Ye, look at this http://dota2.vpgame.com/roll/760684.html?lang=en_us
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>>144937514
need a link homie
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>>144937991
thank you based suplex city man

GL on UFC 200 ayy lmao
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>USA DOTA
LMAO
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>>144938167
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https://twitter.com/ixmike88/status/740759524999606276

Secret/EG roster changes confirmed OFFICIALLY
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>>144937752
Didn't MVP compete in CN / SEA major qualifier?
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why is it so fucking empty
is dota dead?
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>>144937638
I sometime tab to paused Twitch stream to see chat reaction
>>144938318
Just google "Manila Major youtube"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPPkLrrAALM
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>>144938278
and to think that this carry was sacked for burdening after TI5
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nth for 'go 'za
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>>144937684
I thought I was the only one who hates how often this faggot says that.
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the clinkz pick was a mistake
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>>144938385
yeah
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>>144938295
>inb4 Empire smashed LGD
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>>144938136
post more maki
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>Even Complexity got further than EG and Secret

Just let that sink in
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>teams with even 1 NA player
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did Zai leave Kaipi or what?
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>>144938291
>TB has the highest agi gain per level in the game
Morphling, Clinkz, Luna, Mirana and Venge are all higher
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WHY CANT CHINESE PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH

IM A FUCKING SLAV AND I *ACCIDENTALLY* LEARNED ENGLISH THROUGH VIDEO GAMES, TV SERIES AND FILMS
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are we even watching lgd/empire
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>>144938384

How is that relevant? Plus that's because Korean scene is no where near big enough for its own qualifier
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Why did Resolution choke so hard today
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>>144937782

Fuck off underage shit
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>>144938491
what why
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>>144938384
nah they got invited

Febby is also NA and many Koreans competed on NA before they were well known. They are pretty much NA desu.
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TB = Totalbiscuit
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>>144938531
wow here have a cookie XD
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>>144938531
Fact : Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world , followed by spanish
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>Retarded carry player reveals that TB is their best hero after surprise last pick

lol

jesus christ
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>>144938489
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>>144937991
thank you based lesnar bro
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Why are you guys so butthurt that DC lost?
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quick question d2g

eth blade into sunder = instakill?
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>>144938618
LUL = TB
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>>144938531
Because America goes for the wallet first and the culture second.
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>>144938597

>This delusion

Koreans are Korean, not NA
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>>144938681
Malaysian
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My fuckin sides
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>>144938701
???????????
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>>144938531
They have awful teachers that make them hate english like my brother, he had a bad teacher and lost all the interest in learning english. Also i learned a big part of my english from videogames and internet.
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>THIS CHINK
LMAO
>>
>BKB MADE IN CHINA

BASED GOOKS
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>>144938531
because they don't need to, there's enough chinese-made media and products to last their entire life in china

meanwhile if you are unable to speak english you are fucked even in slavland
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>>144938291
actually that's luna now
he still has the highest agi at level 25 though
but she makes better use of ethereal
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>>144938701
wrong way around buddy
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>>144938585
>you only have tests in school
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>>144938701
shiiet
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End that cheeky cunt m8.
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>>144938361

C-CHOTTO MATTE ENVY-KUN!!~~
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>>144938701
LMAO
>>
based
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>>144938694
i liked team.
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CHINESE BKB KEK
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Good god. He is huge
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>made in china

man these chinks aren't all soulless
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LMAO

MADE IN CHINA
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>MADE IN CHINA BKB
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

EVAPORATED FROM THE KEKS
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>because bkb made in china

lel
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>>144938701
Uhh
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I won.
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CHEEKY KUNT
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>>144937581
What do you mean? OG are still in the tourney.
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>>144938618
>Terrorblade is cancer
>TotalBitch has cancer
POTTERY
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>made in China, have to test if it is actually up to the standard it says it is
New husbando
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>>144938556
Then the graph shouldn't combine EU and slav players.
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>I wanted to test if the BKB was made in China
oh wow, a chink with a sense of humor
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DOTA IS GAAAAY
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>>144938701
As far as I'm concerned, Sunder can NEVER kill you, no matter what.

Unless some Magic Amp Damage (like EB and Veil) does the trick, is just impossible.
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>>144938531
Slavic languages are still part of the Indo-European language group.
Even very different languages like English and Russian still have old connections from back when they were one language.

Chinese is fucking alien.
They don't have any inflexions. Words do not change no matter the context.
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>>144938701
CHOTTO MATTE

IS THIS BAIT
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>>144938694
They were a cute team that everyone put below pretty much all the other teams
I like that I can rub it in people's faces that even DC did better than secret and eg
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he didn't pound that guy
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CHINA BKB 4Head
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>>144937752
Anyone but Chinese


Fuck China

It's up to you, Yurop
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>>144938769
>Who is Morphling with a higher agi gain
>Who is VS, Clinkz, and Mirana with same again gain with higher base agi
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>>144938701
what did he mean by this?
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>>144938701
4 U
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>>144938701
So THIS is neo /d2g/.
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>>144938851

I guess, it's not my graph so idk
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>>144938701
FOR T B
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rooting for Empire vs VG.R desu, will be entertaining
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>>144938813
Chuan can still compete with him though
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>>144938662
Mandarin is the most spoken FIRST language in the world.

English is the most spoken language in the world.
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>literal redditors in this very thread who did not mute mr. meme's interview
baka desu senpai
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>>144938701
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guys LGD or empire??????
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>>144938701
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>>144938701
t.1k

I'm 2k and facepalm'd at your post, wtf my man
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>>144938021
How the fuck do you do it? Max Reflect and illusions?
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>>144938701
Screencap'd to remind myself to never listen to /d2g/ ever again because of how stupid people here are.
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>>144939050
Empire
HEH
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>>144938962
we have a lot of redditers and new posters right now
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>>144938662
Only for first language.
English still has the most speakers if you include total speakers (i.e. second, third, fourth, etc languages)
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>>144938662
what do muslims speak?
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>>144939035
Slack is the best interviewer I've seen in a dota event. Better than Hotbid too.
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>>144939023
why does he have his hands behind his back?
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>Want to bet
>HEY GOY YOU HAVE NO SMARTPHONE SO WE CAN'T JUST LET YOU TRADE EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD JUST FINE BEFORE

What the fuck is this?
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>>144938662
Fact: English is the most spoken language in the world

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_languages_by_total_number_of_speakers

Dumb nationalist chinks/spicks don't think L2 speakers count
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>>144938701

No, wait
Do you mean:

Be low HP
Use EB on enemy
While the projectile is on the air
Sunder

?????
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>>144938701
Answering the question, Sunder is not damage at all, it just changes HP.
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Cheer for our boy Scandal
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that hotdog looks fucking awful

what a terrible country
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>>144939138
>being a poorfag
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>>144938662
>Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world

Because China takes up a huge part of the world
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how fucking gay can you get dotards
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WTF IS THIS GAY SHIT
>>
WutFace
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this hotdog is shit wtf
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I honestly only watch this inbetween shit for slacks
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Well that was fucking GAY
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it's a hot dog BAO, not a hot dog sandwich

REEEEEE
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>>144938531
wow you learned a language from the same family

next you gonna learn competent japanese from watching anime?

chotto matte hayaku kudasai senpai desu
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>>144939138
stop posting lewd this is a Dota thread
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>DELICATE HOTDOG EATING IN STREAM
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>haven't watched dota for years
>turn up this shit next to morning coffee
>teebee
>teebee
>teebee

literally couldn't collect my telephones, haven't laughed so hard in months
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>>144939231

Reported
>>
Why is Slacks' voice so high?
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>>144939137
Holding some victory doughnuts I guess
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>>144939212
>russia is the largest country
>russian isnt the most spoken language
Uuuhm
>>
peenoise can't even into chanting correctly kappa
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>>144939213
sometimes I sniff the cumstains in my trap gf's panties
>>
Slacks is the most American fucker in the world.
He's literally what everyone in the world thinks when you think Americans
>big guy
>kinda fat
>loud
>always smiling
>always busting into things he doesn't really belong to

Asians probably love him because it's like meeting a cowboy from Texas or a Samurai from Japan or something else that lines up perfectly in a stereotype.
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>>144939035
he's questions aren't even that bad, you gotta admit. BETTER THAN SHEEVER
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I HOPE YOU FUCKING LOSE THIS XIAO8 YOU FUCKING SHIT CHOKE DRAFTER
>>
>>144939138
Blame 12 y/o kiddies who kept being scammed because "YOU ARE VISITOR 1000000000000 CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YO PRICE".
>>
WOW THAT WAS ACTUALLY GAY
>>
KappaPride
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>>144939095
Muslims speak a variety of languages, but I think you are referring to arabic.
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>>144939315
Neither is Mandarin
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dotards are LITERALLY gay
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>Slacks will never force feed you a hot dog making loud groaning noises

WHY

LIVE
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>>144939303
he's high on memes
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GOD,

CHINK SPEAK IS AWFUL TO HEAR

KILL ME
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FUCK PIG DISGUSTING HOT DOG

Eu comeria o cachorro quente da porca mãe do Tiago que deve ser melhor que essa comida pinoy.
>>
Pinoys are fucking gay man
>>
>>144939298
what do you watch it for? the analyst "table's predictions"?
>>
THE BALDSPOT
>>
>>144939398
Aren't we all
>>
>>144939334
>doubting seamonkeys
>>
>>144939328
this is too accurate holy fuck
>>
That was great. I dont even care anymore, fuck you all, it was fun
>>
wut did i just watch
>>
>>144939328
yeah it's hard to hate him

and even if he rubs you the wrong way, you just tell yourself "that's how americans are"
>>
That FATA face was pretty good
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a dude literally kissed Slacks on camera

why is dota so gay
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>NA DOTA ON SUICIDE WATCH

JUST
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>you will never be paid to goof off with smelly third-worlders
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>>144939329

They could get a random person off the street and they'd have more charisma and game knowledge than Sheever
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someone post the pinoy gets into a gay relationship over dota 2 image
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imagine Sheever attempting to do this

based fucking Valve, talentless sluts BTFO
>>
>>144939482
>>144939487
FACT: PINOYS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD
>>
pogchamp
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>>144939482
>fun
that's a reddit
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BEST NORTH AMERICAN TEAM HAS ONLY ONE NORTH AMERICAN PLAYER

EXPLAIN??
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>>144939526
nothing wrong with a little faggotry anon
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>>144939149
>Hindustani

Not discrediting English as the most spoken language in the world but Hindustani isn't a language. Whoever wrote this in is a retard.
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>>144939328
this. pic unrelated
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>>144939137
he was hiding his sandwich
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>>144939409
que que é isso, manoel
>>
>>144939535
We still have OG (Moon)

NEVA
EVA
>>
>>144939607
Maybe most powerful smell
>>
>>144939328
No, you are objectively wrong. Dan Ryckert is the most american son of a bitch around
>>
I fucking hate slacks but he's a pretty good interviewer
>>
>>144939334
>betting on CIS teams
Mwahahaha. You deserve what is coming to you
>>
>you will never have a qt twink pinoy bf to play dota with

just fucking kill me
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Post retarded shit
>raining yous

Post pseudo intellectual analysis, advanced meta forging worth of tia gos pastas

>not even a you

its not fair d2g
>>
Reminder to bet against Empire to increase their odds of winning
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>>144939553
>>
>>144939328
dude is pretty unbreakably happy
I really get the feeling that he pretends to be a lot stupider than he is, and he just thinks that this is the best way to market himself
>>
>>144939334
he will pick tidehunter twice, play like shit and win anyway
>>
Someone post that picture of dota players being gay
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0 NA TEAM LEFT
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>>144939625
Come back again when you Yuro shitstains actually win 6 million USD in TI.
>>
>>144939660
NEVA

EVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0nX3BYNOUY
>>
>Na rode to dominance thanks to PPD and his prodigy friend RTZ
>Went down the shit hole because of those 2

like poetry
>>
>>144939741
He's probably suicidally depressed.
All these super smiley types are.
It's how they can do shit that makes us cringe. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
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>>144939770
>0 NA teams left
>Who is OG
>>
>>144939741
Nothing about his interviews makes him appear stupid tho.
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I want to make sweet love to Fwosh in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>144939170
end the guy playing the terroblade said it
>>
>>144937912

Terrorblade, Shadow Fiend, and Shadow Demon are all more malefic than Doom.
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who else high-roller here?
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>>144939660
>NA dotards forced to cheer for the last of their kind remaining in order to feel relevant, a canadian chink that found his fortune in Europe
>>
>>144938813
Imagine if Slacks worked out
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Dotards, why are you so gay?
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>>144939741
This desu
I feel like he secretly judges everyone around him to an extreme extent
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>>144939161
yes this is what i meant
just worded differently
i dont mean to sunder at full hp

>>144939165
no, but sundering when about 20% hp then using eth blade after to nuke them.

sort of like the sb dagon tb build
>>
>>144939739
>country literally 95% catholic
>somehow rampant faggotry

HOW?!

Doesn't christians hate faggots?
>>
>>144939846
Mio is cute and best K-On
>>
Is OG an NA team?
>>
why the fug wont d2lounge take my bet? i get to the waiting for bot to message me screen then my bet disappears and i never hear from the bot
>>
>>144939845
>Cringe
hikikomoris please neck yourself
>>
>>144939917
Nice Tinfoil hat m8, where'd you get it?
>>
>>144939915
real men arent insecure
>>
>>144939939
heavily western influenced and media is pushing faggotry
>>
>>144939874
Where does one bet?

>>144939953
Yes
>>
can anyone psot the picture of professional players being gay
>>
I suspect there to be 10 TI invites
Top 8 Major + EG + someone else
>>
>>144939870
In what ways :3
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Why don't they have a kiss cam? That Russian tournament not long ago had one, even dudes were kissing.
>>
>>144939741
a lot of comedians are often depressed, just comes with the territory it seems
>>
>>144939939
>catholics
>those guys who keep fucking little boys
gee anon idk
>>
>>144939964
Miracle is jordan/polish, so yeah, cant disagree
>>
Your opinion on Kaci & Slacks tandem for TI6 hosts.
>>
>>144939845
you can see it clearly in some of his older interviews when he first got invited to lans
when the person being interviewed went on too long about something boring, his face slowly reverted back to looking like he wants to slit his wrists
>>
>>144939917
not everyone is like you anon

in fact almost nobody is like you
>>
>>144939996
The inner machinations of my mind
>>
>>144939882
Best version
>>
>>144940150
YOUR MUM LIKES ME FAGGET
>>
>>144939939
In a muslim country they could go to jail for it or get lynched, but christians won't do much.
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>>144940094
I wanna see a porn of them.
>>
pinoyland looks pretty comfy t b h
>>
>>144939939
More like 85% non-practicing Catholics.
>>
Why is Dota so gay?
and why can't i find a dota bf?
>>
>>144939909
It doesn't work, i got his shape, large guy and tall. Even training 3 days a week + heavy judo didn't work.
>>
>>144940094
I don't give a fuck about Slacks as long as he doesn't go anywhere near either the analysts desk nor the casters desk.
>>
Can Empire even take a game off LGD, I think i'll just queue MM
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>>144940050
They had one yesterday

But the dude got KEKED to fuck
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>>144940240
Cherry-picked images to lure you in
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>>144940150
w-what are you implying?
I'm completely normal
>>
>>144940352
>actually playing doter
What an absolute mad man
>>
>>144940303
Guarantee you ate and rest like shit and weren't strict about the three factors.
>>
>>144940180
completely ruins the jekyll/kek joke
why even bother To Be fair
>>
>>144940303
It does, it just takes time.
Keep pushing your weight limit.

It's worse if you're skinny as fuck, though.
If you're a bit chunky, you're muscles are more built underneath the fat. You just need to lose the fat and keep the muscles that moved it.

When you're skinny, you start from nothing.
Skinny+tall=DYEL mode for years
>>
>>144940237
wow,
sausa pls
>>
>>144940314
yeah interviews are fluff anyway, Slacks is probably the person to do it anyway, he at least makes vaguely entertaining fluff sometimes
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>>144940352
Empire beat Secret, they can beat LGD
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>>144940094
I don't think Slacks will be doing post-game interviews, maybe the pre-recorded interviews though but I think Kaci is better for both.
>>
>>144940240
the difference between the city and the philippines in general is dramatic
>>
>>144940352
if Sep gets Earth Spirit, LGD will lose
>>
does xiao8 have any other pants
>>
STOP LOOKING AT YOUR SHOES YOU ASPIES
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>>144939334
>XIAO
>>144939334
>>144939334
>>144939334
>>144939334
>>144939334
>>
>>144940454
Fuck off phoneposter and go die in a fire
>>
These intros are so damn cringeworthy and even worse because I can tell they're just copying the typical American Sports style of shitty macho hype and WUB WUB WUB except these are fat nerds on a computer
>>
>>144940454
BLACKED
>>
>>144940352
Not a chance. Xiao8's Triad friends already kidnapped relatives of the Empire team, so they just have to take a fall. 2:0 incoming
>>
>try to play game while e-sports are happening
>nothing but Mexicans and Peruvians

I just want to do my daily challenge
>>
Someone is goign around barefoot. kek this chinks
>>
>>144940045

Doom wants to rule the world.

Shadow Demon also wants to rule everything but is apparently so abhorrent in his methods Doom and others are willing to team up against him. Shadow Fiend eats and imprisons souls, and Terrorblade is badder than the worst convict in the hell of hell.
>>
>>144940576
>try to play game
You lost me.
>>
NO SHOES LMAO
>>
>>144940547
I've never seen this kind of crap at sports
it's literally WWE tier
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Empire should be fucking disqualified for having a player walk on stage with no shoes
>>
WOW THEY JUST LET A PLAYER'S SHOES GET STOLEN OFF THEIR FEET
SHIT LAN
>>
>ruskies with sissy sandals and even barefoot

are they trying to one up envy for sissiest footwear of the show?
>>
CYKAPOWER
>>
NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE
>>
Is it the angle or did Aggressif get buff?
Wasn't he fat as fuck at TI?
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>>144940576
Embrace the diversity
>>
>>144940629
it's videogames tho who gives a fuck, turns out people autistic enough to be pro video game players don't
>>
>>144940628
This is meh, but shangai's airkeyboard was far worse.
>>
>>144940698
probably started going to the gym with TI money
>>
>>144940698
he's a big guy
>>
>>144940628
can't be bothered to find those Brady vs Manning AFC promos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtCa26lsws8
>>
>>144940414
Nah man, i got a 5 star sous-chef mom that made me good shit, alimentation was never the problem.

Rest IS possible, ive got insomnia spells for 8 years.

Still for the ridiculous amount of work i put in there, very few Visible results. Only bad thing about not being a manlet.
>>
MingLee
>>
this is one fat couch
>>
china cloning confirmed
>>
>>144940698
LGD probably has better exercise schedule than CDEC
>>
agreesif looks a lot like minglee
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degenerate americans don't know the comfort of shoeless life, talking shit about the side of the world that actually gets some sun

>>144940628
the team walk-ins are so fucking WWE, right down to the parting TV screens to let them pass
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>>144940867
it's like a gradient
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Oh god. I get uncomfortable just looking at this shy guy.
>>
>>144940867
big guys only
>>
>>144940616
I work 9 hours a day so I can afford to support Valve.

I only have time for 3-4 games to get my daily compendee points. I have no choice.
>>
soulless fucking chink
>>
why is their virtually no fit/buff dota pros, but all the casters are pretty in shape, but then it's the opposite way around in CS:GO??
>>
>>144940903
My dream is for one to come in under this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo
>>
>>144940927
chinese fat to american thin?
>>
>>144940797
Those are promos and previews
They don't wubwub them into the fucking arena
>>
>>144940972
Not this meme again
>>
>>144940934
I love that qt chubby translator. God I want to husbando him.
>>
>>144940934
why are they filming fat people who are just sleeping? wtf PGL?
>>
>>144940803
you should have switched up your routine brofresco
>>
what's this "in a chinese dominated scene" meme?
>>
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>>144940000
Quads confirm
>>
>>144940980
Are you kidding? There are quite a few of them. That dude from OG for starters.
>>
Where's hotbid?
>>
can someone repost that aggressif big guy mask pic
>>
>>144940934
agressif just wants to play doto but this couch isn't doto
>>
>DO YOU WANT TO WIN TI LOLZ
>>
whati f battlefury bloodseeker
>>
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>>144941126
>>
all agressif wants is to play dota and eat hamburgers
why are valve forcing him to do this
>>
>>144940545
kiss me anon-sama
>>
>>144941039
Yeah, he looks so relaxed. Especially compared to that player next to him, hiding his head in his shoulders
>>
CHINESE CONFIRMED ROBOTS
>>
I DONT HAVE THE CONCEPT OF CUTE
>>
>>144941207
mad max fury road
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>>144940000
Goddamn!
>>
>>144941020
>>144941020
>>144941020
I rest my fucking case
>>
I KNOW NOTHING OF THIS "CUTE"
>>
>eat and drink and play dota
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Literally no soul.
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LMAO THIS INTERVIEW
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>>144941171
>DO YOU LIKE FOOD? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIKE FOOD, BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU DON'T USE HUMAN FOOD FOR NUTRITION. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE LUNCH AND MAN IT'S GETTIN ROUGH. AT SHANGHAI THEY HAD THESE GIANT PRETZELS AND GH NEGKAKLM LGKH; .. ./ FIVE DOLLARS, GET OUTTA HERE.
>>
LITERALLY GENETICALLY ENGINEERED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT
>>
EAT DRINK DOTA
>>
NO SOULS
>>
god slav names are so ugly
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>>144940934
He does not know the feeling of love. ;_;
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How the fuck am I supposed to 3 star this? I've tried SK, ES, and CM and none of their ults will get me up to 20 hits. This quest is stupid senpai.
>>
pa vanguard?
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>THIS CONCEPT OF CUTE CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US
>>
>>144941302
Literally the best lifestyle
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>he don't like cute

Ok, now i want LGD to LOSE HARD
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>>144941442
NOW THIS IS MEMEING
>>
>>144941245
Aggressif and that cute translator is making my irl bara manga dreams come true.
>>
MANGER

BOIRE

JOUER LE DOTA

JE SUIS AGRESSIF
>>
>>144941296
>>144941272
>>144941335
>>144941298

the true dotard

fuck all the faggots in d2g
>>
>>144941458
I'm going to have to ask you to remove this.
>>
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>that aggresif no answer
what does /d2g/ think is cute?
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>>144940000
>>
>>144941412
mjolnir
>>
>>144941412
Timber?
I've avoided that one because it seems hard
>>
>>144941412
CM, Lesh, CK can get 3 stars with literally no itens.>>144941514
>>144941523
>>
>wake up
>play dota
>go to bed
>wake up
>play dota
>tfw you're literally Agressif
>>
>>144941412
git gud faggot. got 20/20 in a 5 man clash with cm.
>>
>>144941469

>lol complaining about shit visuals

uhhhh
>>
>>144941412
Tinker.
>>
HOW CAN ONE POSSIBLY BREACH INTO SUCH LAYER OF AUTISM
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>>144941325
WHAT THE FUCK IM CRYING EHRE
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I am sorry guys, I couldnt rig empire to get further.
The chink mafia outbid me on this match.
>>
>>144941412
leshrac is basically easy mode
not the hero obviously, that hero is kinda hard, but getting the quest done with him is easy
>>
>>144941412
BLACK HOOOOOLE!
>>
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>>144941536
WARNING DO NOT OPEN AT WORK
>>
>get made fun of your whole life for being overweight
>everyone hates you
>play dota all day every day to avoid people
>work hard
>get good
>2nd place TI
>some random american shows up to interview you
>he's triple your weight
>everyone loves him
>>
>>144941458
that is NOT cute
that is LEWD
TOO lewd in fact
>>
>>144941536
My gf :3
>>
>>144941523
Why? Are you agressif?
>>
>>144941573
>>144941563
Everytime theres a 5 man fight they always die to damn fast and I end up with not enough hits,
>>144941542
I will try this. I guess it would work best on WR with aghs
>>
is d2loung broken boys?
>>
>Black actually says Xiao8's name properly

Why is he so based?
>>
>>144941458
uhh I don't think kids wear those
>>
>>144941469
>minions are the size of champions
this is 100% true in dota 1 tbqhwyf
>>
>>144941636
>I can literally see agressif as a misunderstood anime villain.
>>
>>144941684
Actually knowing chinese ought to help
>>
>>144941684
Well he's a chinaboo..
>>
>>144941712
Fucking Scourge melee creep and Naix
>>
purge's hair triggers me

you can tell by the part that he has a massive receding hair line and hides it behind his bowlcut
>>
AGRESSIF THE CHOSEN ONE

TO CLEANSE DOTA OF FAGGOTS

AGRESSIF THE CHOSEN ONE

TO CLEANSE DOTA OF FAGGOTS

AGRESSIF THE CHOSEN ONE

TO CLEANSE DOTA OF FAGGOTS

AGRESSIF THE CHOSEN ONE

TO CLEANSE DOTA OF FAGGOTS

AGRESSIF THE CHOSEN ONE

TO CLEANSE DOTA OF FAGGOTS
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>>144941684
HOw is it pronounced
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>>144941469
>post number starts at 4 000 000
was that posted in 1879 or something? fuck
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>>144941625
why is it always a skeleton?
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>>144941802
At least he doesn't use shitty hats
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>>144941712
>>144941793
>tfw no tree hero who is LITERALLY a walking uprooted version of a tower
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Not a single nigger between the players, casters, analysts and audience? Why are you so racist dotards?
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>>144941819
Xiao8
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>>144941819
CHinG~~~ chYOunnfg
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>>144941696
I wish they did. :3
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>>144941819
8 is 'ba' in chinese, so Xiaoba. It also flows better this way.

t. Chink
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>>144941712
jesus christ yes, the fact that basically everything is just another RTS unit means they're all on the same scale
i tried getting into dota 1 so long ago and i just couldn't get the shit, dota 2's reveal was the holy grail
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>>144941891
niggers don't play esports, dude, it's just a fact of life
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>>144941819
"Zee" "who" "ate"
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>>144941926
I want to move to Hong Kong from Europe or some other big CN metropolis
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>>144941964
There's some niugga in fighting games I guess
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>>144941891
niggers have low autism rates desu
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>>144941926
vocaroo it
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What job category would an entry level job at a car wash even count as?

My choices are things like
>Installation/Repair>Of Vehicle and Mobile Equipment
>Service and Personal Care>Transportation, Tourism and Lodging
>Sales>Other Sales (e.g. telemarketers, real estate)
>Production>Other
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>>144942014
>FGC
>esport
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>>144941926
pls teach me the ways sen pai
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>>144941926

no wonder you are shit spending all day on d2g instead of practicing jacky
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>>144941964
niggers just play real sports instead.
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>>144942038
Dota 2, I'd say
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Why would he named himself black? he aint even black this is racism i think.
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>>144942038
>2016
>not being animeNEET
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>>144942038
service?
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>>144942006

Why? It's the same shit as any other western major city except all the locals distrust people who aren't chinks.
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>>144941964
wtf I always thought SpawN was black but apparently his name is Abdisamad Mohamed and he is from sweden

cant make this shit up
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>>144941891
>>144941964
>>144942029

we have weedman actualy
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DO THEY HIDE ?
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>>144942075
>apehoop
>divegrass
>handegg
>real sports
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>>144942110
he said he liked basketball and the best basketball players were black
no joke
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HOO HOO HAA HAA PICK ME =3
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>>144942121
>>144942102
Fuck, this was the wrong tab and I couldn't delete in time.

>>144942123
Thanks anyway I guess.
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>>144942165
Kaylovespie used to stream Dota 2 too, but she got preggers.
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>>144942110
Is he cosplaying Chuan?
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>>144942110
holy shit that is actually black
he's done good for himself
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>>144942179
real sports as in things that require physical activity? clicking around pretending to be a wizard is objectively silly too, but it doesn't really require physical activity in the same way, you fucking autist
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I just woke up, what did Zai do?
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Who's the best german dotaroo ?
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>>144942209
no :3
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>>144942312
NOTHING WRONG
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>>144942293
>sports are athletics
baka desu senpai
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>don't even like dota
>just play custom games for fun now
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>>144942312
nothing confirmed, just speculation based on vague tweets and EG and secret last place
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>>144942258
>nigress gets pregnant at relatively young age
Like pottery
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>>144942312
How long did you sleep? He left Team Secret to finish his degree.
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I've never felt so forced 50'd in my life.
This was international ranked.
How in the fuck is this fair?
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>>144942258
>>144942408
who?? was she a caster or some shit
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>>144942390
shaking my damn hands family
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>>144942290
The whole "healthy chinese eating" thing was a myth. He actually had one of those conditions that makes you really fucking fat. It was like that one episode of House where the 12 year old had a heart attack while jumping rope in gym class.
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>watching dota with gf
>she keeps farting
>her ass is rank today
>keeps giggling like it's cute
what do dotards?
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>>144942312
Bone7: "volvo roster locks lmao"

Kaipi Manager: "Guys, politics is really fun. Or is it are really fun, I actually don't care."

Zai: "i am bleeding blue over here"
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>>144942394
>blogfagging while eSports going
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>tfw no qt pinoy waifu
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>>144942165
Streaming is not esports. It is attention whoring.
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>>144942394
Are custom games in Dota good? I don't even have it installed and only watch tournaments.
WC3 customs are dead unfortunately.
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>>144942563
>2 nobody teams
>esports
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>>144942496
>international ranked
>3 people don't have a compendium
how?
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>>144942408
She was like 20~22, wasn't she?
Also, her husband is a white guy.
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how do i convince girls to have sex with me dotards?
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>>144942515
Some black streamer, someone post the pic
>black hole: ready
>black hole: ready
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>>144942312
Potentially joining EG. There's rumblings of them and Secret shuffling again.
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>>144942607
They're pretty crazy.
Some Russia and Chinese rich fucks have funded all kinds of really in depth shit.
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>>144942619
>xiao8
>nobody team
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>>144942449
HOLY SHIT is that a cat?!
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>3 (THREE) AOE Silencers
>pick Vacuum Spirit
LGD??
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>>144942625
You can party with someone who has one and then queue for it, I think.
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>>144942619
>Scandal
>no name
fag
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>>144942607
>I don't even have it installed and only watch tournaments.
Same here. Do not really like playing it. But cannot stop watching the tournaments.
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>>144942607
Most of them are garbage. The good ones usually don't have dedicated servers so finding people is a challenge.
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We Christmas drafts now
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>>144942597
the face of a totally defeated man. damn
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>Waga

why tho
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>>144942607
I remember downloading some naval combat game that would've been dope if I wasn't playing by myself
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Isn't picking Ember against Disruptor really dumb?
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>>144942776
You can dodge glimpse with both skills
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>>144942496
>5K-7K will match with 4k
>4krs thinks theyre good
4ks confirmed worst bracket.
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I actually knew they were going to pick Ember, those fuckers just couldn't resist going with a red strat even though that ember pick was fucking shitty. What the fuck is going on in Xiao8's mind? Is this some sort of Chinese communist propaganda?
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LGD Red Hero Strat for Communist Overlords?
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>>144942696
No, it is a tiger. Rawr
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Guys what if
Both teams got one (1) FREE smoke per game
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I think I have some evidence that na'vi cheated against [A]. Going to post on reddit once I'm sure
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>>144942704
if anyone can somehow outplay those picks as ember, it's agressif
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>>144942006
Hong Kong is doomed m8, China's filthy claws are going to squeeze the life out of it. Visit it while it still has its spirit.

>wanting to move to China

>>144942030
just for you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qsgtJbzt2E
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>>144942920
based detective bro
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>>144942940
I thought x was more of a sh sound?
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Is it just me or do LGD's lanes all suck?
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>>144942887
blue and green heroes vs red heroes
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Did DK even win a single game in this tournament? I only remember a ton of failed games with him in the pick.
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>>144942776
YOu have to take into account that Ember is Maybe's signature hero and he is very comfortable with it.

Sometimes this weighs more than mathematical draft advantage/disadvantage

>>144942940
You should cast with that voice
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>>144942920
Go prep the bull sven
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>>144942607
here are the top 10 played
angel arena is nice, didnt play it that much in wc3 so dunno how close it is to that map
dota imba is normal dota but everything is crazy op, pretty fun if you like that type of dota
overthrow is an arena fighting type with normal dota heroes and normal items, made by valve
dota 10v10 is normal dota but 10v10, made by valve
epic boss fight, you pick hero and try to survive like 30+ waves, not that hard once you get used to it
bleach vs one piece, havent tried it
>guarding athena is some RPG made by chinks
life in arena " the legend of the russian garena is back "
petri reborn - no freaking idea
spin td is ok, wouldnt play it too much though
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>>144943070
agressif is playing ember
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>>144942849
>real life loli poster is back

FUCK
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>>144943070
OH WOW IT ISNT MAYBE EMBER

LMAO XIAOBA (
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qsgtJbzt2E) WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DRAFTING

>>144943128
OH YES I NOTICE DLOMAO
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>>144943000
Nope, that's just a thing northerners do. Loads of people outside of the north make fun of their accent. It's pretty fucking horrible, especially when it's associated with the worst kinds of tourists.

>>144943070
T-thanks
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>wake up
>tfw lost all my items completely
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>>144942940
Thanks for the vocaroo!
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>>144943143
almost as embarrassing as the two who posters
like fuck get anime to the containment board and stay there
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>agressif
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Not a great start, LGD
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>>144943180
Yeah, but what does Beijing say is the right pronunciation :^)
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>give this man lion
>expect to win

kek
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>tfw no tl navi grand final
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Bottle abuse, reported to Valve
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I still can't believe they're gone
bring them back, anons
please
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>>144942449

it's very rare nowadays, but from time to time you still see a funny comment on d2g
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>>144943389
Valve really fucked up with these brackets
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>>144943419
Bottom lane support is not staying in lane.
Reported to Riot.
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>>144943485

the whole brackets were designed to avoid another EU vs EU final like in every other major
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>>144943206
No problem.
Gondola is trash bring back spurdo

>>144943327
Even Beijing wouldn't make the retard accent official
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>>144943196
>going all in on DC
?
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>>144943465

You can't travel back in time
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>>144943585
Gondola is ironically bad spurdo.
It's supposed to be bad
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>>144943560
EU vs EU is hype as fuck though fuck China
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>>144943342
is mmy the most consistently high skilled player overall since wc3?
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>>144943642
That was already spurdo.
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Hey guys I haven't been interested in DotA for a long while but this tournament has lured me in once more.

One question: where is No Tidehunter? They are my favorite. Fuck that melon-lookalike piece of shit with his tentacles.
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>>144943608

>nazi shirt

lel
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LGD burning infidels left and right
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>>144943652
>already has Blink
Yes.
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>>144943589
I expected them to slay chinks. Well I felt bad for being a degenerate. Now I can relax and enjoy the games without bias.
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>>144943608
DAC was so comfy
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WHY IS THERE A VEIL ON DP
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>>144943465
>>144943608
you guys are depressing me
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>>144943652

Probably. He's not only very skilled and consistently clutch, he's been like that since the dawn of time.

Out of all DK players, he's the only one not washed up and that is in a good team.
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>>144943681
That's why it works.
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>>144943389
>mfw
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>>144943585
take that back you vile child
spuddo is trash ass
gong is perfect son
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>>144943756
DAC was probably my favorite non-TI tournament, mostly because of the memeback patch
I miss 6.83 so much...
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>>144943694
I could eat a cock doturd :3
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>>144937515
MACAU É PORTUGUESA !
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>>144943765

to cover her face

she's not a slut like western women
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>>144943814
>mushi
?
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>>144943765
All her spells deal magic damage. Is this your first tournament?
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>>144943765
Soul Blowjob is her best skill.
Anything that makes it better is worth buying.
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>>144943815
Then why even stop at gondola? Keep going deeper until the finnish flag is an unidentifiable mess of jpeg artifacts?
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Almost doesn't count
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>>144943681
Do not doubt him. He knows all memes.
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>>144943814
yeah, and supposedly he barely practices beyond what he's required to do
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how is ghost blowjob queen balanced?
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SLAVA RUSSIA
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>>144943870
mushi is not always performing at his best
mmy always is
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When's Fnatic going to play?
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>>144943872
her ult is physical you dip
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>>144943870

Did you watch their games? It's all DJ and whoever manages to stand up their game, usually not Mushi.
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>>144943919
Now you are beginning to understand.

Memes are a flat circle.
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>>144943868
stupid weaboo
dp is french and her team is cis scum
go away
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>>144943980
Delete this and kill my memories
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boo
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>>144943954
Just shoot magic at her? She dies in like 3 Laguna Blades.
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>>144943694
omg hello moggers
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>>144943928
then why do EG fans keep saying that consistent third place is almost as good as winning? :^)
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>>144943954
It's not
What's worse, she makes skeleton blowjob loli irrelevant
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>>144943765
Gives her some survivability and the active lets her and Earth Spirit deal more damage
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>>144943980
>there are no ripped guys in Dota. All players are fat.
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>>144943980
;_;
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Why does it seem like the crowd is cheering more for Empire? Don't Asians root for other asians over foreigners?
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>slavs squat even in their chairs
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>>144944034
I don't understand at all though. A circle is already a 2D object. Am I just not cut out for meming?
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>>144943983
No its not you cuck
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>>144944213
pinoys hate chinks
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>>144944213
no they hate chinks
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>>144943980

delet this
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>>144943980
RIP
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>>144944213
Everybody hates chinks.
One pinoy even said in the Slacks crowd shit that they want the western teams to win
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>>144944213
pinoys kinda hate chinks m8 ever since the spratly islands debacle
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>>144943868
>not a slut
>sucks everyone off
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@144944248
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>>144944273
>>144944276
why? I'm ignorant American.
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>>144944213
No one hates each other like Asians hate each other.
>>
What's your secret dota fetish?

Mine is playing Pugna in a 10v10, use the extra gold to buy Aghs, Heart and Lens and keep everyone healthy ejaculating on them to no end.
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>>144944360
+60 minute games.
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>>144944213
I'm not sure there's a single asian culture who would root for a different asian country against random foreigners they don't know. Not even China and NK are friends anymore.
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>>144944360
>ejaculating
Dude, what, no
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>>144944360
this >>144944389
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>>144944360
Megas creeps.
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>>144944049
I NEED TO BREED BAD
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>>144944360
hard lanes
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Why was troll warlord overpowered in the patch where sniper was too?

His main nerf happened before that when the ult was changed from 20 cd 10 duration to 30 cd 7 duration

what made him op after that?
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>>144944349
fair and balanced
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>>144943980
You're breaking my heart.
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Chink dota is degenerate.
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Repel the Russians!
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>>144944475
SnY meta
Ult uptime
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>>144944360
Finding that rare stupid midlaner who thinks it's okay to walk up hills blind.
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>>144944349
Should be affected by damage block
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>>144944475
Being a fantastic hero in general.
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>>144944475
+twenty million attack speeds
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>>144944475
TW wasn't OP.

Just like Disruptor isn't OP now, but is very strong with/against current trend heroes.

Troll would be a fine pick right now, just build the same items - SNY BKB SKADI on him and go smack Naix/DK's head in
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>>144944475
there was a fix that made him start with 1 stack instead of no stacks
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>>144944475
strong as fuck laning and axes gave vision and lategame was king, he enabled lategame like no other, fuckass
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>>144944461
c-calm down anon...
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>>144944475
Flavor of the month.

Absolutely nothing to do with balance.
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>>144943642
>>144943681
gondola was made by the FBI/CIA/Darpa/whoever is in charge of meme to counter spurdo as it tends to make fun of americans
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>>144943465
why..
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>>144944630
o-ok...
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>>144944630

GET AWAY FROM SHENDALZERE YOU WHORE
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>PHOENIX
>BALANCED
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What the FUCK just happened there?
>>
how the fuck did empire lose there?
>>
Slark and Naix are literal fucking non-heroes if they don't have mana.
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>you give mmy lion
>you give xiao8 bm
>you expect to win

dotards?
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>russian team
>throws

classic
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Cute

>>144944072
>pugna
>loli

>>144944076
She tanks 3 Strenght at full health, god knows what she can do if you give her more
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Miposhka has such a shitty positioning compared to Jerax
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>>144944584

In 6,83 there was no reason to ever pick anything but Troll since he was better than all other carries in everything (except maybe Sniper and Jug)

With SnY, HotD and Skadi he'd

>Manfight anyone
>Out damage anyone
>Perma stunlock anyone
>Borderline impossible to kill

On top of those it wasn't like he was bad without items back then, his spells gave vision in lane and he could zone offlaners by himself.
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no english stream?
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How are Empire losing with Slark, ES, DP, and Slardar? That's 4 OP heroes vs 1 OP hero that LGD have (Phoenix).
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>>144944804
>Foto
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>>144944850
What a silly hairdo. Sheever is silly.
>>
Is Fly the bear jew from inglorious basterds?
>>
>>144944910

MEMES FOR THE MEMEOIRE?
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>>144944795
>chink team
>boring as fuck game

classic
>>
>>144944847
>>Manfight anyone
Maybe if Lina or Lion didn't nuke his squishy pre-Skadi ass.

>Out damage anyone
What? He does good single target damage but that's just weird point. Terrorblade can outdamage him, Ursa and Sven can outdamage him.

>Perma stunlock
lol it is not 1v1 game

>impossible to kill
maybe when he has sny skadi bkb
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>>144944693
hehe
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>NO
>GERMAN
>HERO
>>
a-are empire doing it?
>>
>>144944475
>Why was troll warlord overpowered in the patch where sniper was too?

Neither Troll or Sniper were OP.
They were simply good in that patch.

Troll was basically just the Lycan of that patch, except he was better in lane and better at manfighting (while being a worse pusher, much worse mobility, etc).
The times Sniper was picked it was solely for his Shrapnel.
>>
DIRTY

SMELLY

CHINKS
>>
>>144945029
Sniper was quite the bullshit in that patch and definitely OP.

Don¨t you remember how incredibly hard he was to gank at mid? You seriously needed 3 heroes to it and you still risked 2 of them dying. Shrapnel was hell of a fucking skill combined with everything else at that time.

and lategame he was behind his team and nothing could touch him.
>>
>>144945000
Are you even going to tell us what weird shit you are playing?
>>
>>144945000
what game senpai
>>
So I added this "girl" in a game and we've been playing for almost a year now, but, unlike the other people I've met on this game, she supposedly doesn't have a Facebook or a Snapchat, and, again, unlike the other girls I've met through Dota, she hasn't sent any nudes.

Am I being memed on or something? She won't talk on Skype either because "no mic."

DOTA 2
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>>144944847
>Troll since he was better than all other carries in everything

If you genuinelly believe this then you should stop opening your mouth, sub 1500 match scum.
>>
>>144944974

The Playdota shitter illuminati started a great campaign to make all heroes with a passive bash shit. This was started well before dota 2 even started, and they succeeded. The last few - Slardar, Troll, and Void - were all dealt with recently. Damageless Void is played most for his Wex, Slardar mostly as a Good/Bad Centaur. Sniper's bash was removed.

And troll was made into one of the worst heroes in the game. Because a melee hero permabashing 1 target will never happen often ever again because of the shitter trenchshit illuminati.
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>>144945136
>unlike the other girls I've met through Dota,
>>
>2 SHOT LION
>3 SHOT PHOENIX
Slark "Fuck Supports" The Fishboi
>>
>>144945148
Troll is viable pick right now to fuck over DK/Naix strats (granted you can ruin it with counterpicks lika Lina and Lion is pretty good against him)
>>
>>144945208
he's 7 levels up on peenix
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>>144945136

Please tell me you haven't done anything stupid like buy "her" anything.
>>
>>144945138

You should check your memory
>>
>>144945204
What's wrong with what I said?
>>
>>144945148
Well it can still be done with Lone Druid and Spirit Bear both having bashers but basically yeah. The only thing that needed to go was the basher-stacking, everything else was too much.
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>>144945208
>Empire is still losing
>>
>>144945123
>and lategame he was behind his team and nothing could touch him.

Sniper still had the exact same problem he had before, then and now. If he gets jumped he's fucked.
This means any hero that can single him out or jump and attack his glass cannon ass just shat on him. Shrapnel did not stop this.
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>>144945129
>>144945130
Dominions 4

It even has a general on /vg/

It's far more complex than DotA 2
>>
>>144945136

probly a dude since she would just buy a cheap mic to talk to you on skype if she wanted to

or she just doesnt like you
>>
>>144945208
Slark makes me want to kill myself everytime I play support.
If he starts to snowball, you cannot stop him.
Like, supports just need to stay in their base and hope Slark doesn't dive fountain and kill them anyways
>>
why has chaos knight not been picked at all? he was picked a few times this patch before manila major but he hasn't been seen at all this tourney, why is that?
>>
>>144945305
Jumping Sniper in that patch was fucking near impossible.

>Glass cannon ass.
He stops being glass cannon when his build was just to go SNY+SKADI+BKB/BFLY etc. remember.

>Shrapnel did not stop this
No but it made him a fucking monster in 1v1/1v2 lanes
>>
>>144945307
looks like 1 part HOM&M, 1 part EU, 1 part M&B
>>
>>144944961 >>144945109 >>144945129 >>144945148
>>144945275
If he did, downward slope is the only thing wait
>>
>>144945307
cool thanks
>>
HAHA LE EPIC COOL AND BALANCED FISH OF 4000 regen per second for FREE
>>
That sure was a lot of balance happening.
>>
>>144945331
Buy a Glimmer Cape you useless nigger.
>>
>>144945280
i question the veracity of the aforementioned greentexted statement
>>
>>144945136
everybody has a mic. u r being catfished anon
>>
>>144945398
they still lost the fight calm your tits
>>
>when pounce coil is broken, it will stun the enemy by 2 seconds.

Slark nerfed?
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>>144945378
>>144945393
It also has DANK MEMES
>>
>>144945431
I don't have a mic
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Why does slark destroy pubs, but seem so useless in pro games?
>>
>>144945404
>slark buys gem
>>
>>144945278
>You should check your memory

My memory is exceptional. But this has nothing to do with memory, but game knowledge.

The ONLY difference with Troll then and now is how good Troll was in lane. Now are you telling me current Troll is better than every other carry in terms of everything apart from being strong in lane?
All Troll is = Pusher and manfighter.
>>
>>144945475
He's carrying the game for Empire, though?
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>>144945462
im sure most games do
>>
>>144945493
>using an item slot so you can kill supports
>>
>>144945404
He can kill you in Glimmer fade time even if you're fast enough.
Dark Pact AOE 300 damage nuke :^)

>First hit 300 phyiscal
>Pounce 200
>Dark Pact 300
>he can do this at level 10

And then he can run away at 522 movespeed while untargettable.
>>
>>144945475
>Why is ganker good against non-communicating people and mediocre/bad against communication
GEEEEEEEEE
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when are the good (SEA) teams playing?
>>
>>144945475
Coordinated team effort and not 5 players running around the map like tards
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>>tfw it's your last chance to collect some cool hats

>>tfw had 8$ yesterday but Loda shat the bed
>>
>>144945371
>Jumping Sniper in that patch was fucking near impossible.

This is where I stopped reading since I now know I'm dealing with someone with limited game experience and game knowledge.
>>
>>144945535
and deward the whole map and anyone else who has invis
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>>144945507

>My memory is exceptional.

Clearly
>>
>Ember BKB and Manta
Not feelin' it
>>
>>144945535
>just buying dust so you can kill niggers who try to cuck you with glimmer
?
>>
>>144945535
So worth it
Supports will not be able to buy wards faster than you can deward nor have sentries to stop out.

They'll be under leveled and easy kills all games.

Remember, if you can shit on supports, never stop.
The game will become easy as fuck.
>>
>>144945558
>>First hit 300 phyiscal
Slark has 300 autoattack at level 10
-d2g
>>
>Pick DP
>Lose horribly
When will teams learn?
>>
>40min
>DP has 14 armor

JUST
>>
why not just get the bkb and not waste 5k+ on manta
>>
>>144945685
shadow blade you tard
do you even play dota?
>>
>>144945685
>what is silver edge
>>
>>144945685
>Shadow Blade gives 175 damage on break
:^)
>>
>>144945748
Where in your post does it say anything about Shadowblade you backtracking moron
>>
this dp is so fucking useless
>>
>>144945786

>first hit

use your brain you dumb cuck
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I'm planning on playing nothing but Sniper to 6k.

Objectively, what is the best item build for him?

Treads + Dragon Lance + SNY + Skadi?

Phase + Deso + SB + Mjol?

I don't FUCKING KNOW.
>>
>>144945685
>silver edge isn't an item
-condescending retards
:^)
>>
>>144945719
Does Manta dispel Amp Damage? It's a short cooldown.
>>
>>144945859
You're not going to get anywhere near 6k if you can't even figure out a build.
>>
>>144945786
Why would you ever not get Shadowblade on Slark?
You can purge dust and it makes you able to rape supports
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>>144945786
it's implied you brain dead neanderthal
>>
>>144945845
Oh so first hit i
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>only 2 days into ramadan and im hungry as fuck
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>>144945859
I'm sure it doesn't matter what you build going from 7l to 6k should be trivially easy with sniper
>>
scandal cant farm he need to be captain and play supports.
>>
>>144945786
not him but it's not backtracking if he said that slark "can" kill you in glimmer fade time

also the shadow blade/silve edge bonus damage is pretty much implied unless we're talking bsj or some shit
>>
>>144945786
>first hit

that implies first hit out of shadow blade, a core item on 99% of slarks you fucking dip

use context clues you fucking autist
>>
Why anyone even bother picking DP? It gets stomped in like every game.
>>
What a shitty way to end it
>>
NEW

>>144945951
>>
>>144945917
>being a mudslime
>>
>>144945859
Phase + Blink + ETHERAL BLADE + manta + skadi + butterfly
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>>144945967
Memepush
>>
>>144945917
>not eating fried pork right now
>>
>>144945967
It just beat DC behind a Terrorblade.
>>
>>144945971
Isn't chink dota great?
>>
>>144945883


it does but seems kinda useless. if you get stunned ur fucking dead anyway since theyll drop a static storm on your asshole anyway where only bkb will save you
>>
>>144945917
theres literally nothing stopping you from eating
>>
>Loda's Orb
>Sheever's Guard

Why do certain players get items named after them?
>>
>>144945275
I haven't bought her anything. I've never bought anybody anything, except for one girlfriend when it was her birthday.

>>144945308
I have her number... I don't know why she'd give me that if she didn't like me.
>>
>>144946342

well call her?

or tell her to use the phone as a mic to skype, thats what i did when i fucked up my headset
>>
>>144946437
I called her once but it took me straight to voicemail.
>>
>>144946207
>players
>Sheever
>>
>>144946207

thats nothing compared to illidan getting a warcraft character named after him
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