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Previous: >>144918189
WOAH THERE
First for if you queue with hanzo kill yourself
>be SA
>ID list is all NA/EU
Back to CSGOyim it is then
So what are the odds that a side affect of Tracer's medical/temporal condition is that her body cannot age?
She'll go through the years seeing everything she cares about grow old and die while she stays exactly the same. How long would she be able to keep her optimistic attitude?
>>144927482
I want the scoreboard because when I play games wanting to get to the top makes me play harder and feel good when I get there
I don't play just to play, I play because I want to try to win
nth for getting mad at anyone saying gg is autistic
EASY
>mfw I literally baited the entire general
>mfw all of you are shitters who don't know what sportsmanship
>mfw better than all of you
>mfw you're gonna keep giving me (You)s even though I'm not reading them
gg ez easiest trolling of my life :)git gud
>want to play overwatch
>only want to play [x] character
HELP
>>144927928
B-but muh Olympic grandparents.
How do you guys decide what your group of friends will play in ranked?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10436009
What's the discord chums?
Am I the only one that soloqueues every single game?
I can't be assed to find someone to group with and play for +4 hours straight.
where is the overwatch discord senpaitachi
there is no greater feeling than killing Junkrats Riptire with your own Riptire
remove overtime and add 1 hero limit
Getting killed by____sends me into a blind rage.McCree
>>144928053
>discord
fuck off
>>144928019
>"hey, if no one picks lucio, pick lucio"
and that's it
>Widowmaker winrate has gone from 63% to 61% today
JUST
>>144928070
I do and I hate myself for it every time
>>144927998
I was on the same boat as you until I realized how fun it is to try other characters. But if you're still set on it, might as well give up
I think I'm done with this game for a while, guys.
Bought it the day after release day and played the hell out of it. Like a real addiction, like a real gamer's fixation where the only thing you do outside of work, eating, pooping, and sleeping is that game. It's so exciting to be included in the cutting edge (even though I wasn't in Beta) of a video game and to see such a huge community form around it - the jokes, the memes, the art, even the lewds - but I think I've hit a wall.
It's just not entertaining anymore. I get more frustrated even after fucking quick-play matches. There's always some Korean aimbot-tier Widowmaker that's impossible to get to, some MLG-McCree, or my team's just incompetent. I've obviously hit the point of needing a break, and I honestly can't wait for the next update, but for now I've had my fill. Perhaps it's far more fun with a few reliable friends to play with, but until I gather some, I'm outie.
Have fun everyone. See you next update.
HEROES? CHAMPIONS? CHARACTER?
WHICH IS THE CORRECT TERM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10436329
Woah there or Whoa there?
>>144928097
make overtime cap at 3 minutes then it goes into sudden death (no respawns)
I'm afraid to open any more boxes for fear of getting another bastion skin.
Post your completely average POTGs
>>144928101
Widowmaker. I'm tired of countersniping or playing Winston just so the enemy Widowmaker can stop skullfucking my team.
>>144918994
I don't get that image
>Opponent uses Genji's ult
>no one turns to him
>You use Genji's ult
>everyone turns to you
Every
Single
Time
>>144928153
See you in a couple days senpai.
>>144927745
Push off.
>playing against a good Pharah on Illios
>game is a constant cycle of walking to the point and then being thrown down a hole
>just bought overwatch
>endless "lost connection to server"
>some posts on blizz forums say it's been happening for three days
I sure picked a shit time to buy this game
>>144928084
>res 3 teammates
>eliminate junkrats tire with pistol
Who wants to fill mommy with with hot big boy goo first?
>>144928101
Roadhog's hook + M1.
It's so fucking stupidly OP.
>Clearly behind corner of wall.
>Look at killcam
>He doesn't even aim at me. Aims like 5m to the right of me
>Hook still manages to hit me.
>Shot to face
>dead, even though I had full fucking HP as 76.
>>144928153
Normal feelings, most people will feel that way until new content is released and balance patches come out. Game is just too busted and barebones for everyone except the real hardcore lovers to be entertained frustration free for a while.
>>144927745
all i see from this thread is the repeating thing that can be found in many different places such as reddit that has no unique features
think about it, all the twitch streamers, all the lot you here, none of you "memes" are worth anything. you simply copy something that was created elsewhere and this act simply wont get you anywhere. you are stuck, the streamers are stuck. and for some reason you have the right to vote without any knowledge of anything
post the pepe, show the world how "in" and "depressed" you are, masturbate to the martyristic feeling you have created for yourself just to feel good. if reality ever hits you, you wish you were dead
>>144928313
>The tumbleweed
>>144928181
Taking a fucking guess
>>144928264
Whenever a Genji get's POTG with his ult if you look really carefully you'll notice either they're all him finishing off already weak people by accident when he was flailing his sword at one specific dude or everyone is ignoring him.
>battletag is autistic as fuck
>can't change it
What's are the hardest achievements to get?
I'm having a hell of a time trying to get the Lucio wall ride oneI'm on console
Okay so,
There needs to be a thirty second guide to playing Overwatch that you can throw at anyone's face.
>Ilios
>We're down a game
>Enemy team at 99%, we're in overtime
>Only one left near that can contest the point in time to hold overtime so reinforcements can arrive is Widowmaker
>flees in the other direction
>We lose
Very seriously, there needs to be some basic rules. Rules like, "if we are in overtime, get on the goddamn objective."
>average mercy player is fucking garbage tunnel vision retard that doesn't even know they have a damage boost
>i'm actually really good at mercy
>always feel obliged to play her
i hate this so much
>>144928294
>All these people that can't play Winston
Jesus Christ, it's not that hard, just look up any guide, they'll all tell you the same fucking things.
>>144928494
>everyone is stupid but me
>>144928514
>needing a guide to leap towards squishies and hold m1
>>144928414
> tfw Genji POTG with a shuriken kill, a deflect kill and an ulti kill
>>144928494
>Get a good Mercy
>Shit Rein that keeps charging off like a dumb ass
>Sees me constantly protecting her from a Tracer
>Proceeds to ride my dick as a healslut for the rest of the game
Feels good
>>144928514
But what do i do if there aren't any blueberries?
>>144928084
>>144928472
maybe the characters need to a be a bit more rude about getting on the point
when the Medic in tf2 yells "getting near ze point does nothing, get ON THE POINT dummkopfs" it often gets reactions.
>have 20-30ms to server every time
>massive delay on everything, if I shoot basketballls in spawnroom it takes about the half a second for them to actually fly off
>killcams are something entirely else from what I see
>literally can't throw stun grenade and have my fan the hammer shots register before opponent gets out of stun for a free mei iceblock etc
wat do
>>144928264
>that feel when you've come to recognize the signs of a shitter Genji thinking his ult is a win the game button.
>>144927845
>How long would she be able to keep her optimistic attitude?
She's just pretending for the sake of everybody else.
She's miserable and wants to die.
>Win on Volskaya defense
>Their Widow: "winston piss off you only went for me all game"
Should they just rework d.va, shes probably the most useless hero in the game.
>>144928219
> Drop my ult as Zarya
> Pulls everyone in
> Tracer jumps through and Ults on it
> POTG goes to her
Is there literally any reason to play Phara over any other hero?
>>144928560
>>144927384
She changed to her maiden name after being widowed? Would be neat, and lead to good lines like if she kills him 'Bitter? I'm not bitter...'
>>144928713
bullying shitter widowmakers is the best
>>144928635
>artist was too much of a pussy to use 'cunts'
baka currently
>>144928514
>switch to winston
>jump to random squishy
>plop shield
>start zapping
>tststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststs
>20 seconds later, enemy is still alive
>get flashbanged and double fanned by random mcree #2 for 850 damage
>>144928494
>Actually use damage boost when everybody I can reasonably get to is at full health
>Nobody fires a shot
>>144928219
>>144928713
>>144928335
>mommy fetishist
I'll sit on your face and jack off all over your imaginary tits faggot
>>144928153
I share your sentiments but love the game itself too much to stop playing. I just wish Blizzard wasn't so slow about making changes to their games.
retarded bugs tied to framerate
>reaper's shotgun sound playing twice
>reload animation bugging (starting but never reloading bullets)
>certain skills being used twice (genji's shift, tracer's shift)
>>144928750
can you stop posting cropped legoman porn
>>144928767
sexual healing best healing
>A large portion of Morrison's guilty self-perception comes from knowing Mercy was carrying his babby when he was believed to be killed
>He knows he has a child out there he's never seen, and a woman he loves who doesn't know he's still alive
How the hell do I git gud with Lucio? I'm okay with most characters except for him, I do absolute trash with him always, but I also find him fun as fuck to play. His gun feels like a peashooter, when I go to an allies radius to heal the up, I'm instantly sniped even if I'm not out in the open, when I use my alt fire to push them back I end up just getting shot anyway and killed. It's a curse I swear.
>>144928601
Stay with your team and be a tank, add your damage to everyone elses and generally be the big awkward gorilla in the room. Harass people that try to run from your hot micro dick. Always jump back to your team whenever a fresh attacker comes along.
>>144928567
Winston's that only do that quickly get killed.
like this shitter here >>144928781
>>144927482
Not the one you're responding to but I think there should be a scoreboard as well. Sometimes I'm in a six stack and if we get rolled I want to know who dropped the ball
>>144928228
>Widowmaker can stop skullfucking my team.
Honhonohon
>>144928884
I'd rather her being traumatized and compounding her other mental issues because no one is right in the head, but that works.
I wish Pharah had slightly smaller boobs in fanart
>>144928219
I used my ult on people who have 0 awareness.
>>144928925
You should be switching between healing and speed fairly often. In fact you shouldn't have passive healing on when it isn't boosted.
Also wallride more
>>144928472
nah that's for tryhards
>>144928101
Tracer
literally uncounterable hero if you're like playing le balanced cowboy
>>144928682
Genji is a character that gets worse the better you get because 80% of his move set isn't about being better than the other player it's about the other player being retarded.
E puts a skill check on the opponent
Shurikens for the most part put a skill check on whether or not the opponent can move around in ways beyond a straight line
Q asks if opponents have the ability to pay attention to auditory queues and then either explode genji or move away enough that he can't catch them.
>>144928101
Mei.
I love Mei, I really like playing as her.
But any time you lose complete control of your characters is infuriating.
>>144928925
play a custom game as him and learn to ride walls and find quick escapes from objectives and choke points
>>144927841
shitters queue him on fucking OFFENSE why
>>144928682
> Genji running straight at a Reinhardt with his shield up
Definitely a shitter
>>144928509
will: tested
>just found my widow only 40 hours player
Jesus, he wasn't that bad but how can you only play 1 hero for 40 hours.
oh shit~
>>144927745
Hate to sound completely retarded here, but how the fuck do you spectate games?
>>144928770
>tfw solo ulting problems widowmakers
>>144929154
What's in the box?
>>144929076
If you're not playing le balanced cowboy*
Anybody else feel like Torb needs a slight buff? Mostly to the scrap mechanic, in my opinion.
So much fucking scrap for me to collect yet I can't, because walking too far into the trenches means a Widow or Mcree will just come around the corner and kill me fucking instantly, but I can't just sit way back with my turret, because there's no fucking scrap back there.
>>144929154
i hope its a pot of gold
>>144929020
That was a nice Roadhog to help you with your aim.
>>144929079
He's an insane harass. You have to count that for something, especially in maps that allow for much higher climbing and aerial techniques
yes
>>144928770
I love spawn camping them.
>>144928732
It sucks but I've gotten use to it. At least I am always credit to team
>>144929106
My sincerest hope is to break shitters of their terrible habits by just stomping them as a lone Reinhardt.
I will not succeed. Not with all of them.
>>144929154
>>144929204
Bitter irony, that I was playing D.Va and lost, while still getting the gold for 20 kills. the Solo que has it out for me since even before that it dropped me into a losing game
>think the 50/50 win/loss ratio is some dank meme
>check my stats
>85 games played
>43 games won
>mfw
How do I beat the system!?
>>144929305
>try to cut this to 3 mb
>cuts my quad
help
>>144929407
Nice gold guy.
>>144929462
By not being apart of said system
>>144929305
The funny part is the Tracer actually got him before my shot, if you notice the lack of hit marker.
So I'm a OTP Pharah shitter
What other hero(es) should I get good at so I'm not a scrub?
If Pharah's job is to guard a god AI and prevent it from escaping its AI jail, why don't they just throw an EMP bomb in the temple while it's still trapped in it's AI prison to end it for good?
>>144929478
1280x720
1080p isn't worth it.
which one?
>>144928848
That's not an answer to the question I asked.
Seriously, she's terrible.
Kind of hot though
>>144928732
>OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI
>saw a tracer and winston in half with my laser
>blow up a poo in loo hiding from the massacre
>play of the game
>a tracer ASSISTING on all three kills by spam firing in their general direction at a distance
even when I do all the work myself it still goes to someone else
>>144929553
Anubis
But of the two, only one is a Gundam
>>144929305
>>144929478
set bit rate to 1100
set ratio to
1280x720 or 720x480
if you have any of that overwatch shit at the end, make sure its removed
>>144929553
R. Wish she had a different hair colour for it though.
>>144929553
Always Jackal.
>>144928767
wait, setz is drawing overwtach? shit i need to check that out
>>144928219
I don't know why I got this, I guess the Pharah was just about to ult
>>144928101
Mei
How to balance Mei
>make it so you don't get gradually slowed down during the freezing process, only when you're completely frozen
PICK YOUR CHARACTER WITHIN THE FIRST 20 SEC
I don't care if you don't like tanks or support if you're the last two to pick you HAVE to pick one of those if the team has neither especially healer
STOP PICKING MEI ON PAYLOAD ATTACK or CONTROL
she's fucking useless you're close range and more than likely hindering the team by not being able to see the enemies positions
STOP PICKING WIDOW AND HANZO ON ATTACK if and I mean IF they absolutely are needed as a counter pick ONE, ONE
ffs
This would have to be the night the rest of my group isn't on
>>144929553
If you like both equally get jackal, save 750 credits and use those to get 3 more epics or save up for a different legendalso nice to see a fellow jackal man in this sea of anubis lovers
>>144928202
I like this
>>144929738
thats dumb, you'd never be able to freeze/kill lucio
>>144929739
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
>enemy Mercy gets 10 votes even when she only got a single rez throughout the entire game
were we all making fun of her?
>>144929478
check your webms before you post them my man
>>144929553
jackal all day every day
>>144929462
Sabotage your team as Mei
>>144929739
>Everything is picked and just need a support like Mercy/Lucio
At that moment I know for sure we'll never get a support
>make widowmaker an epic mobile assassin with grappling hook swings and base her shtick around her being a spider girl like spiderman
>make her non-charged shots do 0 damage and give her a detection mine to designate a stationary hard scope play style
>>144929739
mei is fine in both of those modes
>>144929781
fucking good
you shouldn't be able to have a overwhelming advantage against every character in a 1v1 situation
>>144929712
the little "shutdown" text means that you bopped her before she could do justice things
they really value that for play of the game for some reason even tho it leads to nonsense like this 90% of the time
What even counters a """""good""""" Tracer
>potg is just assist kills
>player wasn't even a healer
>>144929739
Fuck you, i'll do what I want, mom
>>144929925
shes one of the few characters who can reliably kill that bunny hopping jungle monkey
>>144929739
t. someone basing their opinions on shit players
>>144929739
I hate that I have to quickly decide what to pick or support will so often fall to me. It tends to end up with me being wasted on a support role and my team not being able to do shit without me in a damage role.
>tfw getting Reaper for the first time in the random hero brawl
>level 91 Mercy kills me and starts tea-bagging me
why would someone be so mean in an online video game?
>>144929568
no one cares about your question, stop posting shitty art
>>144929553
This one, you savages.
If you don't use Paragon skin for Reinhardt then you are a tasteless faggot
>>144929936
>hanzo gets play of the game
>"sharpshooter"
>the entire video is him throwing arrows randomly, killing two guys with 10% participation and then getting headshot after he failed to kill the widowmaker thrice
>>144929407
bva is nice tho
>>144929781
it's almost impossible to kill tracer as lucio
what's your point
>>144929968
DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT.
>>144929739
WHO /pick Hanzo on Attack/ HERE
>>144929739
nah
>>144929867
>hard scope
>>144930130
what's yours?
>>144930019
>dying to mercy as reaper
>>144930019
Being killed by Mercy is the most humiliating thing, even more humiliating than no-mech D.Va
>>144929789
>>144929902
>>144929968
shitters found, take a look OWG this is EXACTLY why mmr is 50% it's not a conspiracy where it's forced by Blizzard it's retarded players that refuse to play as a complete and competent team.
>>144929739
>No Widow or Hanzo on attack
Motherfucker, Widow is always useful, I'\ve no problems with having one on the team. I do however have a problem with the stupid fuck who picks Hanzo after everyone else has their picks set, and we need either a tank or a healer, or a second tank because we have only a Roadhog as our only tank.
Fucking ninja brothers destroy any bit of hope I have for a proper team set up. Always a fucking Genji or Hanzo.
epics > legendaries
>>144930012
Any character with an automatic weapon can kill him easily, unless you're a total shitter
Overwatch General forum is the worst kind of cancer. Amazing.
>>144930043
>>144930181
and there's nothing you can do about t.
>>144930174
Nigga what? Zero suit D.va's skin is really strong.
>>144930131
But daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
>>144930181Me hooley, team dooley.
>most widows i play against have absolute dominance over the game
>watch them go from headshot to headshot in the kill cams and POTG
>i have almost no impact on the game as widow, barely bronze for elims
>i almost never lose 1v1 widow battles against these gods
How is it possible that i'm so shit at killing anything other than widows no matter how good they are
>>144930230
hi
>>144930163
My point is every character has at least one character that is very hard to counter in a 1v1 situation, except Mei.
At least one Widow switched later when it wasn't working.
>>144930351
>taking off reinhardt's helmet
gross honestly
>>144930278
Her pistol, fuck it, you know what I meant.
>>144930362
who is MCree's counter?
>>144928257
To me it's her finally breaking a bit realizing he'll always throw himself into the fight and she afraid of losing him again. That is if this ship turns out to be canon.
>>144930194
i always pick the worst possible hero so i get to watch people rage in team chat, it's hysterical how much people care about a game
>>144930297
get better at shooting moving targets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTtlAHPAXlM
>boot up game
>matched with a game immediately, literally 3 seconds max
>leave room
>every match-making time after that is about a minute or more
No. Fuck you game. Fuck. You.
I know what you're doing. Stop it. Just match me randomly like you did when I first logged in, don't try to formulate whether I "deserve" to be on a good or bad team, just toss me in somewhere, I'm not waiting fuckever for you to decide where to place me considering your matchmaking is garbage anyway.
>>144930230
I generally agree.
>>144930425
Reinhardt
>>144930243
It'sgenerallyawful.
>>144930297
raise your scoped sensitivity from 30 to 60
A guy in my group used 80
after I made the change I noticed an increase in elims
you need to be fast and able to snap onto a body or head you can't really do it that well with the default, either that or you flat out suck and should just play Hanzo or stop trying to snipe period
>>144930362
mei loses to mccree, a "good" reaper (read: one that can hit 3 shots), a widow, etc
>>144930447
You sound more immature than the people you're looking down upon.
>>144930413
both their pistols are very strong
>>144930362
I have trouble with roadhog
I mean, I get run away. But fighting him is hard. I just have to wall and evade.
>>144930232
The bane of Winston's existence is Mei, but McCree, 76, and Reaper can really fuck him up if they know they can out DPS him. 76 is particularly annoying since his gun will shred you and he can drop his healing field, which Winston's gun can out damage by like, maybe 5 damage a second.
But if a Winston is jumping on them like he should, if they're already hurt, he'll probably kill them.
>>144929553
left you mong
>>144930496
welcome to leaver's queue
>>144930230
ummmm no?
>>144930280
No buts, missie! You're not getting any doritos for a week! Now apologize!
>>144929568
how is she terrible?
>>144930351
i love when people try to refute something with a pic that proves the other guy right
>>144930025
Make me?
And she's the worst hero in the game
>>144930425
Widow and Hanzo because of range are HARD counters
Mei and Zarya can straight up deny him flashbang or Fan
Genji can E
>countered by literally everybody except Junkrat
when is Pharah getting a buff?
>>144929739
>STOP PICKING MEI ON PAYLOAD ATTACK or CONTROL
She's the most broken character in the game, there's no situation in which there's valid reason to not pick her unless you're a retard who can't player her right, and she was designed for braindead monkeys to play right.
>>144930597
>not just waiting for the eventual Asuka skin
>>144929347
How do you fuck up that badly when trying to kill one widowmaker?
>get POTG
>lose game
Every time without fail
>>144930554
lmao keep getting mad about a toy, i love it
I need more images of Daddy Jack and Mommy Mercy
>>144930782
Not everyone likes eva
Never has a game made me want to build a PC more than Overwatch. The sheer amount of shitters I'm matched up with on Xbone is unbearable, and to top it off they refuse to communicate, they pick all offense characters right of the bat every match, do piss poor with them, refuse to switch or counter pick, and get buttflustered and plug in their mics to bitch at me when I try to suggest grouping up, or switching from a character they're being useless with. Do people at least communicate on PC?
Not dead set, but would like, 800 bucks cover a PC build good enough to run Overwatch? Not trying to turn it into some tech discussion either, just genuinely frustrated at video games, and bitching.
>>144930782
>what are box drops
>face off against hanzos
>their arrows seem magnetized to my head, every time, even if they're snapping 180 degrees around to face me
Is there anything I can do to git gud about this? I know I'm not great, but it's frustrating to think that even at close ranges, I can lose hard against him.
>first match of the day
>go absolutely fucking ham with Reinhardt
>even get PotG where I bash 4 people with hammer
Feels good
I'm sick of these overwatch memes.
>>144929739
>STOP PICKING WIDOW AND HANZO ON ATTACK
You are confirmed shitter and your opinions are literally worth less than dogshit.
>>144930737
she exists to make sure Junkrat doesnt completely dominate a chokepoint
by Blizzard standards, shes completely fine
>>144930804
>tfw Dad: 76 never raised you to be a hero
>>144929936
look at the rest of 76's team though, if that ult went through it would've wiped most of them out. i think shutdown POTGs are great because they do just that shutdown what could've been a POTG for the pharah.
>>144929739
If you want a tank, go tank, you fucking shitter.
RYUU GA WAGA TEKI GO FUCK YOURSELF!
>>144930597
lol i bet you're not even trolling, like you genuinely think that looks good
OH MAN LOOK HOW HARD I'M HOLDING M1 HAHAHA
OH NO I FUCKED UP AND DOVE ON THREE PEOPLE
BUT WAIT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCE FOR IT BECAUSE I CAN JUST ICEBLOCK AND THEN WALL TO GET AWAY LOLOL
GGWP :^^^^^)
>>144930714
>Pharah
>worse
How to detect an idiot in one easy step.
>>144930852
pc wont solve any of those issues my man
>>144930739
>She's the most broken character in the game
>>144930953
it does look good
>>144930804
King of the hill is completely ruined by Tracer, holy shit
>>144930953
it's her best skin
>>144930597
>d.va poster has shit taste
wow i'm so amazed
>>144930852
800 dollaroonies is probably more than enough, as far as i know it's not a particularly demanding game
like logicalincrements has a guide specifically for overwatch if you want that
Anyone else instalock a sniper so that the [NO SNIPER] message doesn't pop up and give any of these chucklefucks an idea
TracerAnon is made for ______________________________
>>144930852
It's not much better on PC m8. People hardly communicate and you still see shitters locking in Genji and Hanzo every fucking match.
>>144930714
nah
>>144930597
>she will never pollinate you
>you will never give her all your honey
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
>Gibraltar attack
>Pick Reinhardt
>All I did was put my shield up push the cart
>Meanwhile my team mates destroy the enemy team clearing a path for me
I felt kind of useless, but they did use me for cover when the enemy decided to go Bastions. I had a pocket Mercy too
>>144929739
>Be Reinhardt
>Top damage/kills
>Top Objective
>Team is two hanzos, a widow, a genji, and a McCree
>Attack
I didn't want to win anyway.
>>144930597
Shit look at that body
>>144930989
She can freeze anyone before they have time to kill her, she can snipe, she can both protect and heal herself, she can block off pathways and her ult shuts down literally any and every person and thing and might as well have infinite range.
>>144930970
>tfw putting a helix rocket right between this smug cunt's eyes just when she thinks she's won
>>144930870
These days I find myself going Hamhardt a lot more.
>>144930280
>>144931051
Just go McCree.
>>144931078
Thirsty virgins to orbit around and make everyone feel disturbed in the thread
I'm sure she's an alright person, but I wish this stopped
>>144931078
Cuddling and kissing!
>>144930527
Fucking Carlos
>>144929005
>>144930996
>>144931057
get ur eyes checked retards lmao
>>144929553
The native american onesleft, looks cherry as fuck
>>144929654
>>144929546
Arigoto.
>>144929805
Understood.
>>144930804
>>144931184
>using McREEE for what he was actually designed for
absolutely disgusting
>Keep losing connection to game server
Fuck
>>144931219
Zarya is the cutest thing in this pic
>>144931212
you first faggot lmao
>>144930597
Skin reminds me of pic related
>>144931209
Are there more of these pics/a full comic or is it just the two?Broken Mercy turns me on
>>144931181
Can we get a draw anon to draw a picture of 76 as Stu?
>Morrison, why are you making pudding at 3 AM?
>Because I've lost all control of my life.
>>144931219
Zarya is underrated. Underrated!
>>144931219
Zarya is cute CUTE
>>144930804It sucks knowing tumblr will win.
>>144931319
ur the one with objectively shit taste retard lmao
>>144930019
>getting killed by Mercy
>as Reaper
If it makes you feel any better, Mercy doesn't have testicles. Thus, she couldn't have teabagged you. Instead, she gave you a taste of dem ass and thighs. That's a good thing in my book. Always look on the bright side.
>>144929462
>How do I beat the system!?
Find 5 friends with the time and money to buy and play Overwatch on the same system as you because games where you need to rely on random teams are luck-based, not skill-based.
>>144931398
stop posting
>>144928439
Didn't everyone get a free change?
>>144930804
>>144931453
make me fgt lmao
what the FUCK is this matchmaking
was there even an attempt to balance teams?
we didnt make it halfway to the first checkpoint
>>144930597
>>144930970
You are garbage.
>>144931078
She is perfection
Made for loving and worshipping <3
>>144931219
zarya/mccree is a weird ship
>>144930597
> Those stupid fucking shoes
> That stupid fucking bun
>>144931335
One more to it, but no story to it. The account said it was a Talon version of them, and breaking the mind control.
Lowest skill characters
1. Reaper
2. McCree
3. ???
>>144930970
Ouch! Are you okay?
>>144931209
I don't get it. What's the context of this?
>>144931085
>lock in genji every match
Funny because I'm really good at Genji because he's really easy on console, but I haven't been able to play him in so long because there's usually a guy already him along with soilder/reaper and no one going tank or support, then when we're losing and they're no where near the objective and just running off and dying, bitch at me, or hatemail for asking to change to something useful. I mean, I get it he's really pandering to weebs and stuff, but where is the fun in just constantly dying and losing because you can't use him?
>>144931521
that literally looks vomit-coloured
b.va forever tbqhwy (to be quite honest with you) fampai (my family + senpai)
>>144931518
everything is fairly even except for you two honestly
>>144930019
people who play the random hero brawl when they haven't tried every hero already are just the cutest things
>>144930892
>she exists to make sure Junkrat doesnt completely dominate a chokepoint
Too bad she fails at that because she's trash
>>144931518
it's you picking symmetra instead of a real support
Literally can't stop playing Pharah, getting some good wins in
>>144931518
>Widowmaker died
there's your problem
>>144931592
She has snapped and he's about to end it for her.
>>144931551
I kind of like it because they're stereotypes of two nations that have been off an on antagonists to each other
>>144931556
>he hates on beehive haircuts
wow what a cuck
>Using D.Va skins other than Scavenger or Junker
>>144931582
Reinhardt is probably the actual 1st, I like him as a character but he is undeniably balls easy.
>>144931551
But it WORKS
the turret defense is getting pretty retarded in this game. they need to remove them altogether or nerf them so hard that they are useless without support from the main right/left clicks of hero building them.
>>144931518
all the game does is try to set you up to have a 50% win rate, it's not about balanced matchmaking
>>144931660
I just played my first game at her just to fuck a double winston push. The amount of people that just doesn't look up is beyond me.
>>144931735
dumpster baby
>>144931442
>tfw played with a group of 5 old friends two nights ago and lost almost every game
this is what happens when Halobabbies transition to PC
>>144931735
>using d.va at all
lmao
Would you a fem Hanzo /owg/?
>>144931691
So it's just edge for the sake of edge.
>>144931734
Stop using words you don't understand in completely nonsensical context.
>>144931758
why do console players find it so hard to destroy stationary targets?
>>144931735
I like the colors on Carbon Fiber
>play Reaper for the first time thanks to Brawl
>I keep fucking up with his abilities, wraithing when I want to teleport and vice versa
>literally only get these three kills in all the times I'm made Reaper.
Jesus Christ how horrible.
Still he wasn't as terrible as I was expecting him to be.
>>144930836
said no one ever
>Buying a legendary skin
>When you could get Posh, Toasted, Omnic Crisis, and Bundeswehr for the same amount of coins
I seriously hope you don't do this
>>144931767
Feels great to trash turret Bastion shitters as well
>>144931735
>kun
kun is for males. You're looking for 'chan'. or 'sama'but that's alright, I accept your mistakes. Come here for a hug
>>144931475
Morrison deserves a happy ending of being with his true love
>>144931814
Touche
>>144930597
>short hair
Literal shit.
What's your excuse for not taking the highway into the danger zone, /owg/?
>>144931827
Only if her boob is constantly out
>>144931735
>playing as literal-tumblr-tier D.Va
>>144927845
I wish Blizz didn't pussy out so much with Overwatch. The plot is a dystopian world after a huge war yet everything looks so nice and clean and the characters are so fucking cheerful except for like 3 of them. What is this bs?
>>144931551
In a way but think about it, he's tough as nails and she intimidates the fuck outta most guys. I can see it in that he'd treat her like any other woman so she might develop some kinda crush on him.
>>144931882
I like sporty, rat skin doesnt matter, idk what that is, camo print is gay
Left or right?
what happened to my perfect queen
Bath time skins when?
>>144931970
Is everything tumblr now
>>144931764
then explain these freaks of nature. they're showing us but i think most of them are BR.
>start day with 63% winrate on widow
>end at 61% flat
MY LEGACY
>>144931902
-kun is also for subordinates. lrn2weeb
>>144930529
Might be it, i recently dropped her relative scope sensitivity.
Could be because I played a lot of CS and widow duels are shoulder peeks and headshots
>>144931758
Except, Torbjorn is recognized as one of the weakest heros in the game and is already in the bottom tier. You cannot even play him if you are queued in a group and at a higher level of play-- his turrets become meaningless way too quickly due to all of the easily available counters.
And without his turret, Torbjorn has no impact. He cannot outheal damage done to his turret from almost any source. And turrets can be very quickly destroyed.
They are like Bastion, something only viable when your opponents are shitters.
I'm literally winning and losing games because retards can't counter pick. Why is ot so hard for some people to tell themselves "this isn't working for me, I'd better switch it up a bit".
Why are people such selfish retards so god damned often
>>144931882
I've said it before and I'll say it again
If there's an Epic skin that you want, you should buy it before a Legendary skin you want
Your chances of that Epic skin dropping are much lower since they're mixed in with all of the other Epic drops, which are higher in number than Legendary skins
>>144931758
I bet you were that team we just crushed that couldn't destroy one turret that was on the payload on defense.
>>144931973
>Why isn't my game grimdark and edgy?
it's not pussy to have an art style that doesn't hurt your eyes after 10 minutes, anon.
>>144932002
>>144931970
I like her, and I'm not afraid of tumblr
>>144927987
>im in high school the post
Why does nobody ever melee? 75% of my kills with this cunt are from smacking people in the face at low health instead of wasting time reloading
>>144932029
they quit when they are about to lose
i bet they are a much lower level than other players with that many games
>>144932029
>6.23 KD
Jesus Christ
>>144932001
This looks like the WikiHow art style.
>Be an unremarkable player
>FORCED 50 REEEEEEE
>>144932013
>>144932001
You guys think Zarya has big areolas?
>>144931691
No she's got the gun aimed for both of them. I love the idea of Yandere Mercy
>>144930804
The family in action
Who else forced 61% here?
>>144932013
S N O O
N
O
O
>>144931830
Not really just for the sake of edge, put it into context of what they all have been through, then the person you love seems to come back from the dead. Some people in those circumstances might snap.
>>144931970
>Not liking short haired tomboys
>T-T-TUMBLR
You are weak
>>144931902
No touching
>>144932117
Because it does almost no damage
I accidentally melee killed a Bastion once and Zarya said "I will break you", so that was pretty great.
>>144932064
are you just point to post this over and over again until you get a (you)?
I want to befriend D.Va
>>144931902
No, kun is also used to refer to subordinates. Chan is like a cute endearing nickname. Kun is also used in the work setting for managers to call their direct reports. I.E. Even a 40 year old girl or guy will be addressed as kun by their boss. The girl may get chan if she is very young or if there is some other relationship beyond just subordinate.
>>144932016
No but faggy steampunk short-hair ugly goggles/earmuffs shit is.
>>144932029
Alright what's the ole fag's secret
Is he in a stack with all of the others at the top
>>144932016
tumblr replaced reddit which replaced something awful which replaced whatever people got mad at way back in the day as shorthand for "thing i don't like"
>>144932120
it doesn't count that as a loss?
thanks blizzard
>>144932029
only loses are games joined in progress on the defeat screen, leave before all others that you can play
>>144930852
>but would like, 800 bucks cover a PC build good enough to run Overwatch?
Yes, but honestly, you should save up and go all out. It pays off in the long run. As another anon once told me, its your favorite hobbyI assume, so why not go a little further for more enjoyment?
>>144932029
I think these people are playing bot games.
>people complain about Widowmaker saying that there are no counters
>what is Tracer
>what is Zenyatta
>what is Pharah
>what is Winston
>what is D.va
>what is Junkrat
>what is Soldier 76
everyone who complains about her is just a salty shitter
people want her to be nerfed when she already has one of the worst weapons in the game? her damage when she misses is ZERO and she can't spray her shots she needs to charge them
and her assault rifle does less damage than Mercy's pistol so nerf her pistol first or D.va's since D.va is completely overpowered in the right hands
honestly people just can't deal with high skillcap lmao you're the same guys who cry because I body you with Lee Sin
git gud or kys
>>144932218
I need to vent how upset I am about it to my family at /owg/ :-(
>>144932221
I went to bend D.Va over he mech andhelp her wash it.
>>144932325
no one cares
>MFW defending Hanamura, point B, enemy D.Va ults, I put up Reinhardt's shield and she only kills herself
>>144931827
Not old looking enough. 63 Hanzo should be a cougar.
>>144932325
I care
>>144931518
Mean rank on your team is 49.5
Mean rank on their team is 49.8
Literally what the fuck are you complaining about
>>144932029
>Join a Quickplay match
>Stay if you're about to win
>Leave if you're about to lose
>Losses are not recorded while wins are
>If needbe, to avoid the penalty for leaving games, play some of the weekly brawl to bring it back up
It's not hard. Winrate in this game is a completely worthless metric.
>>144932309
t. widow main in potato bracket
>>144932235
>tomboys are Tumblr now
This is autism.
>>144932206
>fake stuttering
Sorry for triggering you, tumblr.
>>144931758
yes the problem is that there's no resource but time (cds), and turrets arm very fast so there's no window of opportunity
the fact that torj has an instant heal for his turret doesn't help either
>>144929738
Make is so the character slows in movement speed but can still turn and aim at normal speed until frozen.
>>144932097
It doesn't have to be grimdark or edgy u fuck. Warcraft 3 and Starcraft 1 aren't grimdark but it's characters don't look and act more weaksauce than pixar characters. Even Warcraft looking cartoon didn't have everyone acting like cheerful Disney mascots.
>>144932309
>>what is Tracer
>>what is Zenyatta
>>what is Pharah
3/10 for effort.
Do you guys think d.va would shitpost a lot in real life?
if you're over lvl 50 you should probably get a life desu
Is there any reason i should continue playing Pharah? ive played her for 21 hours now and she feels like she gets countered very often.plus i dont have the mechaqueen skin so im bummed out
>>144932309
I don't complain about widow, but
>Pharah
>Zenyatta
>Soldier
>Junkrat
>D.va
come on now...
>>144932309
BLUEBERRIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
CALL THE WAMBULANCE
>>144932467
tfw level 47
>>144932395
You can make up all the strawman arguments in the world, but it won't fix your shit taste.
Finally got a good legendary for a hero that I don't hate playing.
That feel when you've gotten almost all the skins you wanted through loot boxes.
>>144931078
Faggots like you
>>144932386
When are we getting Overwatch action figures?
>>144932481
soldier is a pretty decent Widow counter actually
not perfect, but he can actually kill her
>>144932516
I want to fuck that soldier.
>>144932383
im talking about us being among levels that are incredibly beyond us. i want to play with other teens and 20s like us
surely the game hasnt died so much that 10s-30s dont exist
>>144932427
>niggerbombing the captcha
Every time.
>>144931876
How is your 3MB webm so bad.
What's wrong with your recording?
>>144927745
Worst hero playerbase?
My vote goes to Reinhardt.
>>144932467
Lvl 56
Applying for jobs.
Does anyone agree with me that BOTH Zenyatta and Tracer should have more health? (I know the former is a common belief, but what about the latter?)
>>144932475
If you don't have fun with her, don't play her.
>>144932416
>weaksauce
>>144932570
DELETE
>>144932235
>Tumblr invented short hair girls
>Tumblr invented steampunk
Nice
YO WHATS WITH THE SUDDEN DVA LOVE?
>>144931956
But I do.
>>144932614
Widowmaker
McCree
Tracer
Reaper
Pharah
>>144929867
This triggers me so much as well.
If anything her gun should act like a BF4 DMR with an ACOG if anything and replace the poison trap with a poison dart type of ability or something.Then make her an offense character
>>144932626
its not that she isnt fun, it just seems like its going no where. not getting better, not getting worse.
>>144932620
Zenyatta's health wouldnt be a problem if Widow didnt one shot him
Tracer is fine
>>144932614
Mercy.
>>144932614
M E I
E
I
>>144932614
>I just got my ass beat by a Reinhardt
Personally I dont like Widowmaker players
Lvl 56 a week ago
still level 56 cause comp broke D:
>>144932379
thank you
>>144932684
Wow what a tie, it's almost like you named all the heroes you think are OP.
>>144932614
Mei.
AYO HOL UP
*throws flashbang*
yous trying to say is
*ones shots you with m2*
ahh naahh you mean
*presses q for potg*
yoooo you mean
*rolls through wall*
WE IZ GETTING NERFED AND SHIEET??
>>144928153
These are the feels everyone has if they don't play with a premade lobby with their friends
>>144931956
every game
>>144932795
I hear ya
>>144932516
I don't like any of his legendary skins. They just look dumb.
I like the idea of the mask and it makes more sense with his ult
>>144932614
D.va and Torb feels like a huge liability on my team more often than not
>>144932647
>blizzard drone
why don't you tell us how awesome the story in starcraft 2 was
>>144932614
In order of most to least cancer: Mei > Widow > D.Va > Genji > Hanzo > Mercy
>>144932620
tracer has the blink and rewind to justify the bad health
This game is fucking unplayable with widow and mcskill
How the fuck did this go unnoticed in alpha/beta?
Blizzard can't balance a game for shit. Prove me wrong you can't
I just got the imp skin for Mercy from a loot crateI'm not sure I like it
>>144931735
>greentext means my opinion is right!
>>144932309
>Tracer can be 1-shot
>Zenyatta can be 1-shot
>Pharah is too slow
>Winston is fat and usually gets taken out en-route
>D.Va, maybe - too slow on shooting, Widow can get away
>Junkrat is countered by Widow
>Soldier: 76 can be one-shot
Literally any half-competent Widow can take care of all of these.
>>144932614
Hanzo. Snipers are a bad meme that need to end.
>>144932604
I figured I could up the resolution with the lower bitrate, but I should have done it the other way.
It looked better on my smaller monitor, and now I'm too lazy to change it because it's fucking reaper and who gives a shit?
>>144932776
No, my issue is with the Reinhardt players that try to play him for kills and never group or use their shield.
Which has unfortunately been most of them in my experience.
>>144931909
Yea he'll just have to pull his head out of his ass and stop being a more violent Batman.
>>144932475
I know how you feel senpai.
19 hours with Pharah, she is by far my main. I do win more on her than with others, but it's struggle.
Part of me likes having to really play well against a McCree & Widow every game, but it'd just be nice to get a slightly easy game once in awhile without 2+ people constantly hunting me down.Thunderbird > Mechaqueen
>>144927843
I play from SA and the game is fine at 140ms ping, netcode is really good.
I wouldn't mind playing in NA at all, but so far there has been enough players in SA for good matchmaking. The language barrier sucks though, it's 50/50 on Spanish and Portuguese.
AFTER WINNING ONE GAME CAN YOU NOT FUCKING PUT ME AGAINST STACKS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS RETARDED MATCHMAKING.
>>144932854
I dont really like devil or imp
They just dont really look as good on her as her classics, especially devil
/opinion
>>144932427
>>144932467
d.va confirmed master shitposter
is there anything that woman cant do
>>144932848
ok, don't play it then
>>144932620
>Zenyatta
Sure.
>Tracer
Fuck no.
>>144931354
>not Biotic Field
Any ausfags d/c'ing repeatedly in the last 24 hours?
>>144932614
D.va, Hanzo, Genji
Is this even a question?
>>144932309
Tracer is not a widow counter. Widow's assault rifle actually has more damage in it than Tracers pulse pistols. She gets one shot with the rifle, can be seen approaching, and if ult is not up, mine can cover the flank and alert widow.
Zenyatta... are you fucking insane. 1 hit on body to kill.
Pharah-- she counters pharah. Are you serious about this one? Pharah's flight makes her easy pickings for widow's hitscan weapon.
Winston - yes, a good winston
D. Va- Not a counter, insufficient mobility, enormous head crit box.
Junkrat-- has trouble aiming up. Any elevated position allows widow to counter him pretty hard. He can try spamming behind cover, but it is very hard to do that with any kind of accuracy as you are firing blind.
Soldier 76- Dies easily to sniper, widows assault rifle is extremely close in damage to his weapon.
>>144931354
drawfag here, if no one has done this by tomorrow, i will deliver
>>144932614
hanzo by far
mercy attracts a fair amount of shitheads too
>>144932924
ive gotten tired of thunderbird. i just want the flat face missiles.
>>144932620
I could see Zenyatta getting 25 more health.
That's enough to avoid a single bodyshot from widow, isn't it?
But 200 is too much.
>>144930230
Definitely true for Mercy.
>>144932309
I main Pharah and widow hardcounters her, bruh.
>Lee Sin player thinking he doesn't feed and throw half his games
Oh I see what your problem is now. Nice """"insec""""""" plays faggot.
>>144932940
Devil looks super cute, though. I am not a huge fan of her face on classic, the lack of lipstick makes her look dumb with some of the weird expressions she can make in poses and highlights.
On Devil, though, the lipstick covers all the "weird" shading so she looks really niceand I want her to smear her ruby lipstick all over my cock
>"The team with more tanks win" meta started
I starting to get real tired of this game
>>144932154
It's obviously his hand holding the gun, notice the red segment for his fingers. She's just pushing his hand to make sure he doesn't pull it away.
>>144932614
I haven't had a problem with any hero specifically
>>144933126
With the babbies getting their mccree nerf tanks are going to run rampant
>want to have fun with zarya
>my team is just a bunch of people who go off on their own and never support each other so I never have the chance to get charge going
>switch to something else
every fucking time
>>144933126
play reaper or the tank evaporator mccree
>>144932858
My opinion is right, actually. B.Va and Junebug are more trash than D.Va herself already is. Scavenger and Junker are where its at.Carbon Fiber is acceptable.
How do I git gud with Tracer luvs?
I've read the guides but I just don't think I'm Blinking fast enough
>>144932783
I got to level 40 in like 2 days, but now I'm still 61.
I have massively slowed down after the first week, I'm only playing 10 or so matches a day now. I would hate to get burned out of the game so I'm taking it easy until they add competitive/more modes.
>>144932845
But she and Zenyatta die in one hit to a lot of attacks that clearly aren't intended to be one-hit KO moves (as Widowmaker's 100% charge is intented to be). Direct Junkrat hit, direct Roadhog hit, direct Pharah hit, direct Hanzo bodyshot. Only those two get one shotted by those attacks if I am not mistaken
>>144933126
Reaper
Pharah
Junkrat
76
McCree before his nerf
>>144931374
>>144931390
Muh niggas
>>144933208
get behind or to the side of their team.
>>144933126
It's always been like this
>>144932824
What is this?
>>144933195
No, your opinion is not right, you little retarded piece of shit.
Also base skin is best, learn to have some taste.
>>144932824
>>144933174
>love playing tanks
>the team scatters the moment we leave the spawn
So are these the cod people, or the assfaggots?
>>144932918
look at Reyes, right in front of him stand the 2 people that fucked his life up, his supposed best friend and the woman that made him the edge.
>>144933208
go behind their team
shoot
blink
repeat
blink sideways and backwards not just forwards all the time
vs mccree just blow all your blinks to bait his flash then he's usually worthless until it's back up
>tfw enjoy Tracer but can't aim for shit
>tfw trying heroes you never tried before because they looked boring but they're actually fun as fuck
>>144933260
Need more cute Zaryas
>>144933346
Story of my life with Zarya
>>144933127
I think she guided it there, and he doesn't have the will to fight it. He'll be the one pulling the trigger though.
Now, onto the hurt Morrison
>>144933172
Reaper exists. The problem is McSkill being a better anti-tank than Reaper.
>>144933282
No, Pink is a horrible color.
>>144933346
>tfw no wee-bey hero
>8 game win streak
>scared to play because I know the lose streak is coming
>>144933126
Play Pharah.
>Roadhog
Just stay away and use his massive healthpool/target to charge your ult in mere seconds
>Reinhardt
Flank/jump behind/above him and make him completely irrelevant by bypassing his shield
>Winston
Stay in the air and use him to charge your ultimate
>Zarya
Not a threat if you stay away and avoid firing at her shields
>D.va
lol
Genji was a mistake.
>>144933195
nah
>>144931827
I'd let her play with my dragonthat boob tat would hurt like a mother fucker
>>144932832
I'm mocking your 8 year old "mom how do I sign into AOL" lingo
>>144933346
Must confess Hanzo turned out to be fun as fuck, shooting wooden logs and giant dragons at people is fun
>>144933346
me withd.va
>>144933172
Tanks have other counters beyond MickeyRee
>>144933126
>>144928328
And that fucking leavers penalty. Goddamn blizz.
>>144928732
>kekekkeroonie
>>144933449
Widow deals more damage with headshots than Tracer does with her ult
>>144932371
>he thinks plastic surgery isn't really good in the future
WHY DOES ZARYA'S BEAM NOT LINE UP WITH HER AIMING RETICLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144933296
They never said he and Jack were friends, just that they came from the same super soldier program. Also it's just a joke comic.
>>144933126
>2 Dvas, Reinhard and Mercy on the same team
I-Its not like I wanted to play anyway
>>144933438
>tfw a D.va saw me throw the ultimate and suicide boosted on my face to make me die from my rockets
> KOTH
> Heheh le ape dong ripping everyone open
> Everyone on my team doesn't know to avoid TOP LUNCHTIME
> I step in the junktrap every single time I go to the point
> Mercy is attached at the hip to the team Roadhog, who isn't very good in the first place
Help
>>144933346
D.Va got me, I said I'd never play her with Blizzards retarded as fuck "being a pro-starcraft player is now a soldier and worldwide super star!" shit.
But she's stupidly cute and I like her movement and guard abilities. Just wish her guns had more range, or she moved faster when she fired.
>>144933571
It does, it's just a visual thing
>>144933364
How come this fat bastard can take a rocket to the face and still hit dead on with his hook and blow your head off?
>>144933546
Literally untrue, Widow's headshot damage is 300 whereas tracer's ult is 400
>>144933546
>Tracer ults me as Roadhog
>I just huff some paint and grab a small healthpack
>>144933346
pic related, all 3
>>144933489
you'd still fuck her tho you thirsty beta
in b4 its another 'anon pretends to be chad on the internet' episode
>>144933610
>it's just a visual thing
I know, it still bothers me
it doesn't make any sense to have the beam and reticle not converge at the same point
Junker DVA's tummy is made for: ________
>>144932614
Bastion.
>I am good at literally only one thing
>that thing is a point and click camping adventure
>>144932216
prolly uses huntress skin
>>144933346
>play Reinhardt for the first time in the Weekly Brawl
>it goes into third-person
>I've watched Reinhardts ignore teammates dying right behind them to high-angle sniper fire, instead of angling their shield upwards to block it
>I always thought it was because they couldn't see it happening
>butting shields with an enemy reinhardt
>itching to charge, but don't want to cruise into the enemy team
>he's still holding his ground after 30 seconds
>enemy soldier wanders into the no mans land between us
>we both charge
>soldier gets squished between us
>>144933393
Yeah makes sense, he probably would feel a little responsible for making everyone believe he was dead then coming back and her snapping over it.
>>144933679
that skin is fucking awful
>>144933126
When the whole team is tanks, no one can survive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO0AV6Sj4ek
>Poo in Loo character is tech support
This is accurate
>Chink character cares about the environment
This is not
>play with 4chan
>win 80% of games
>play with pugs
>lose 70% of games
Am I being carried?
>>144933679___Protecting___
>>144933346
That was Zenyatta, Reaper, and Pharah for me
This is objectively true, yes?
>>144928313
Watching this makes me wet
>>144933679
switching to b.va
>chaining a bunch of wins together as mercy just trying to level up and get crates so I can buy Stonehardt
>carry a couple shitters to victory doing 15k heals and 12 revives
>now have to defend
>suddenly a retard posts "MEI IS BAE"
>the pubshitters echoing this chant in praise to their shit-tier piggy bitch
>can only watch in horror as they all begin to switch to Mei 5 seconds before the match begins
>can't even build ult on them because they're constantly shitting out walls and hiding in ice blocks
>get annihilated
>post match chat is flooded with the shitters spamming "BUT MEI IS STILL BAE"
>mfw
>>144930804
THIS SHIP IS AS IT SHOULD BE
>>144932570
>reflection different in the mirror
>>144933771
Guaranteed replies
>>144933771
>genji
>symmetra
>useless garbage
WEW
WHY IS THERE NO RED BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD I CAN PRESS SO WHEN I GET SHITTERS ON MY TEAM I JUST PRESS IT AND THEY FUCKING DIE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE GO PLAY ANOTHER FUCKING GAME
>>144928313
never gets old
>>144933771
pretty much, although I wouldn't call Hanzo useless
>>144932082
the problem is "one" tjorborn. the problem comes when you play multiple tjors+a bastion and symmetra on a map like hanamura, anubis, Point B of industries, or hollywood. its disgusting trying to break that
>>144933679
Hot cum inside and outside
>>144933771
I like how Zenyatta isnt even on there
>>144933771
>useless garbage
>hanzo
Fuck outta here bitch.
>>144933835
It's not a mirror. It's a phone. the implication is that a person behind view took a picture, which alerted her.
Learn the lore
>>144933208
Her mobility and kit allows her to pick and choose her fights so use that to your advantage. Aim for the head to maximize her damage unless you have shit aim. She can shred tanks like a reaper if played properly.
>>144932832
>>blizzard drone
>>144933771
Absolutely true for someone with less than 5 hours of play time.
>>144933780
Sometimes I just have to turn off the voice chat for a while
>>144933780
>People having fun in game
)))):<
>>144932848
I main Widow, but I've been playing a bunch of games as Pharah lately. It's interesting being on the receiving end of it all. A good Widow is definitely annoying, but not unbeatable. Mostly just stop running head first into her kill zone. If you know where she is shooting from, try to go a different way... obviously. You can't swap bullets with her. Unless you're Widow, that is.
>>144933847
>put up telepooter
>gets destroyed
>useless until next one
>Defend on Hollywood
>Play D.va
>Mercy follows me to a spot near spawn.
>Alright she can damage boost me and I can keep them from advancing for a bit.
>You're being healed by Mercy
>Alright Mercy come on now, five seconds till start.
>Round Start
>You're being healed by Mercy
>Team comes out and doesn't see me so I start the engines
>Manage till kill two of them before I have to leave because Mercy decided to stop healing.
>Boost out in my mech, thinking she'll follow.
>She tries too solo a full health Roadhog.
>Give her benefit of the doubt, maybe it's her first time as Mercy
>"Mercy you do know you can damage boost players right?"
>"Can't damage boost you if you keep dying."
>TAB
>DEATHS
>1
>Died trying to save her.
Why? Why do people do this? I understand it's pub games with nothing but shitters, but if you're level 42, you should have some semblance on how to play a support.
>>144933835
How dumb are you?
>>144933571
Blizzard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-wOh_fuTqI
>enemy Winston sitting on the payload with a pet Mercy
>our Reaper off playing with his dick in a corner near their spawn instead of doing his job
Sometimes I regret cycling through spectator views.
>>144933771
roadhog down, genji and symmetra up
sym is pretty much the definition of situation for this game
>>144933771
>Zenyatta isn't on it
????????????????????
>>144933438
>Just stay away and use his massive healthpool/target to charge your ult in mere seconds
Not a viable option in a lot of situations. Also her ult is trash.
>Flank/jump behind/above him and make him completely irrelevant by bypassing his shield
Only works if he's alone, which he literally never is.
>Stay in the air and use him to charge your ultimate
Why do people act like Pharah has infinite flight time? She has to come down eventually and then the 500hp monkey just jumps on her and mauls
>Zarya
Not a threat but also can't be killed unless everybody else just ignores the two of you for 5 minutes.
Whats everyone's best hero?
>>144932614
Mercy
>>144933897
Hanzo is only in the game so that people who want to play a """""sniper""""" but aren't good enough to play widow well can pretend they're helping
>>144933895
he got bodyshot by widow
>>144933981
good hero but currently useless because widowmaker can 1-shot him with a bodyshot
>>144933902
>>144933950
Sorry I was to busy looking at her tits, unlike you gay boys. why dont you get a room together?gays
>>144932614
d.va desu
>>144933868
>>144933897
youre only useful for your ult
youre a worse Widowmaker 90% of the time
Hanzo is not a good hero
>>144928313
Environment kills with Lucio is one of the most satisfying things in the game.
Wrecking a mcshit during is ultimate is fucking gold.
>>144933409
what would he do besides sit in prison lmao
>>144934040
Mei is gross
>>144933724
>go bastion
>not getting a couple roadhogs to contest the payload and the rest going Pharahs/Reapers
>Convince both teams to go Winston
>Everyone does, fun monkey business occurs and everyone has a good time
>We push to the final point
>One person on their team goes Bastion at the last minute to win the game for them
>His own team starts calling him a fucking loser etc.
If you're reading this, which I bet you are, I hope you have a nice day.
>>144934040
But you were the one getting mad about the 'mirror'
JUST WAIT'LL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE IN MIND
>>144933887
What is pharah/widow/soldier/zarya and hanzo ult?
>>144933771
>Pharah
>situational
Sure. If that situation is a team full of Junkrats.
She's garbage. Just accept it and start calling for the buff she needs.
>>144933935
Stop putting it where the enemy can easily find it?
I need the image of this but with blue all around it like a desktop wallpaper.
>>144933889
Don't be lewd.
Her tum-tum is for tickles :3
>>144933679
Carrying my children.
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/0dZn8
I really like this
>>144934168
This one?
>>144933780
Why do you hate fun anon
>Nothing
>But
>Dupes
>Be (any fucking hero)
>turn corner
>FLASH BANG
>fucking dead
The amount of how un-okay this is, it's just abysmal.
>>144933771
dis nigga just said Genji was useless garbage
>It's a 3 snipers on payload attack game
>enemy team has two McRees
>switch to Symmetra to try out the meme
>first one dies on turrets
>run over and t-bag him
>second one runs in as im t-bagging
>jump around and fry him because hes moving at a snails pace and cant actually aim for shit
>t-bag
>they BOTH charge in and die while i hop around
>booby trap and camp another room before they catch on
>kill them another 4 or 5 times
holy shit McRee players are fucking braindead.
>tfw one of them got a player card for 7 fan kills 8 elimination
>bind "A-MEI-ZING" to its own key and w+m1 at people
i will never stop shitposting either here or ingame
this is the shitposter's creed
Don't you guys love staring at this chink's face when she freezes you as she takes her time to aim that headshot that's gonna kill you while you can't do anything?
>>144934249
WE WUZ HUCKLEBERRIES
>>144934168
I got you faM.
>>144934107
Theres always going to be that one kid.
>>144934213
Yes, thank you kindly.
>>144934302
>letting her freeze you
>not sticking with your team
>>144934249
You done?
>>144933771
McCree and Widow should have their own OP tier
Move Zarya to great, move winston to useless garbage
Move Mei to OP
Put Zen into situational
>>144934302
>mfw still don't have the sonya/ultimate warrior player icon
Can someone tell me what the Dorado-exploit is with Symmetra?
>>144934249
Just pink ward his flashbang :^)
>>144934314
QUICK! Post best Emote and Highlight Intro in the game.
>>144932570
gimme that pharah in the back
>>144934298
>>144934302
THAT
FUCKINGC U N T
U
N
T
MEI
>>144934302
I feel a mixture of shame and disgust for both of us
Especially when she takes forever to aim the shot or misses the first one
>level 23
>not one legendary
>>144933847
>>144934263
genji players on suicide watch, unable to handle being told that their 1000 times folded nippon steel epic cyber ninja is a shit character
>>144934354IT HIGH FUCKING NOONNot even close, nerf this fucking Broke Back Mountain fuccboi
>>144933346
Soldier 76.
Thought he was just lmaocodguy XD but turned out he is really great and fun. Not to mention self sustaining and great addition to the team.
>>144934365
I hate this comic because Junkrat is one of the only characters with a 100% reliable way of escaping her freeze
>>144934410
>widows kiss
>i see you
that was easybest girl
When should I use melee attacks as Genji?
>>144933693
No they're just potatoes, a good Reinhardt keeps an eye out for that shit, I know I o at least.
>>144934391
I think one of the arches has a gap where it connects to the wall and you can place her turrets there, which will still be able to hit your enemies while making them quite hidden.
>it's another nobody on your team will contest the fucking cart with a minute left when you're on defense episode
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY THE FUCK DO RETARDS NOT CONTEST THE CART WHEN ITS GETTING CLOSE? YOURE NOT STOPPING THEM BY JUST SHOOTING AT RIEHNARDTS SHIELD YOU STUPID FUCKS. YES I AM FUCKING MAD.
I shouldn't be going gold in eliminations, damage, and objective time, what is it that turns a team into a bunch of cock mongering retards about defending the cart.
>>144934537
Never because you should never pick Genji. Hope this helps.
http://kotaku.com/thousands-of-overwatch-players-have-already-been-banned-1780109893
>some people are even reporting bans that span multiple copies of the game. “Bought the game again,” said one alleged cheater. “Didn’t hack on it at all, just wanted to enjoy the game a bit. Two days later—banned again. Bought the game... again. But before doing that, I deleted Overwatch and launcher completely. Enjoyed it again without cheating only for a day.” They claim they even tried altering hard drive IDs, MAC address, BiosDate, and buying a VPN, but they still kept getting banned.
>>144931973
dude, it's anything but dystopian. They've got a pretty 'normal' world, just set in the future. It's like after WWII. It was bad, but not dystopian. And there's terrorism in every era, including right now.
>Defense Matrix can't block discord orb
?
>Play of the Game
>its me stepping over a Junkrat's fresh corpse
>as Junkrat
>a Genji steps over my fresh corpse as well
>>144933392
Same. I thought her laser cannon would be useless but it has pretty good range. Plus strategically shielding your teammates and timing your ult with them feels great.
>>144930804
>>144934661
>defense Matrix can block non-tangible projectiles like Lucio's wave shots
>>144929462
the only winning move is not to play
>>144934002
I haven't played much soldier lately because Pharah is too much fun.
>>144934617
>you should never pick genji
>Bastion exists
>His ult exists
how about fuck off.
>hop into random flash game
>see this
meh
>>144934661
You want to make Zenyatta even worse? What the fuck is wrong with D.Va players?
>>144934661
Nothing blocks Discord orb
>>144934636
holy shit blizzard is based.
>>144934358
>widow as op as mccree
come on, now.
>>144934604
either you suicide on the objective and get a bit more overtime, or you don't and lose the game. easy choice. Played a game yesterday where we went overtime 0-99% on an objective and our team just constantly attacked. the overtime ended up running almost 3 times longer that it took for the other team to get 99 and we eventually captured it and won, it as a fucking awesome round.
>being Reinhardt
>have a Mercy in our team, level 46
>"oh cool we need a competent heal..."
>heals me for a second
>notices an enemy turret
>pulls out blaster and goes straight for the turret, with obvious results
>repeat every time an enemy shows up
for what purpose
Want to play mystery hero but don't want to play as the disgustingfat bitch
>>144934732
>hop into random flash game
>
>>144929192
>play Refuserodent
>pop tire
>enemy team freaks out, checks sidelanes
>I ignore them, kill their widow and no one else
>Do this three times in one match
>"Fuck you Junkrat, stop wasting your ult on me"
>>144934764
barriers do
>>144934781
Who even makes this OC lmao
I love you 4chan
>>144929739
relax nigga it's quick play
>>144934694
How do you guys think it went? There's no way he made the first move, he'd think he's way too old for her.
>Favorite highlight intro is Lucio's in the groove
>Will never see it in use
>>144934790
why not? you can have the pleasure of throwing yourself off a cliff then
>>144934451
Faggot alert.
>>144934764
Zarya's bubbles do
>>144933582
Beat that last night as an aggressive as fuck Reinhardt, luckily my team was watching for Mercy while I beat the shit outta people with my hammer. Even got play of the game, they eventually tried double monkey with a Reinhardt it ended poorly for them.
I am sorry for having the audacity to win one match. I'll never do that again so I'm not put into matches which end in 30 seconds or put against stacks.
>>144934636
>they announced a 1572-person ban wave. Not only that, they revealed the username of everybody who’d been banned. Savage.
savage indeed
>>144929079
Makes a lot of sense, but the accuracy jumping on top of a hero with melee and shurikens and E timing are a lot different.
He's like a vertical tracer when playing him at a high level
>>144934843
>solo ulting an enemy Bastion the entire game as Tracer
>"Tracer pls stop"
> Want to play more Symmetra.
> She's only viable on certain maps.
> On those maps, she's only viable on defence.
> On some of those maps, she's only ok.
> If you pick Sym there's a fair chance your team won't have an actual support on it so you may eventually be forced to repick.
Liking Symmetra is suffering.
Why does Reaper have 250 HP??
>tfw your friends haven't been around the last two days so you've just been playing ME3
Life sucks.
>>144934787
mercy's gun shreds turrets if you are protected with a barrier. maybe you should've protected her.
>>144934932
Hope for Illios and start knocking some people off .
>>144934986
Because Zenyatta and Genji has HP to spare
>>144935000
just go play some weekly brawl if you want to have a game with nothing to care about
Seriously, why would you pick D.va over any other tank and why the fuck would you pick hanzo over widowmaker?
Is D.va like a waifu shit or something? She is total ass with Hanzo.
Hanzo edge lord japanese weaboo faggots
> Tfw you realize iceblock doesn't count in overtime
>on offense as mercy
>i'll just lshift right up to this reaper, since he's a bit ahead of me and we're still safe
>starts teleporting
>lshift drags me to the where the teleport ends
>it's right in the middle of the enemy team
i learned several things from this experience
>>144934986
he's a flanker and has to put himself in the middle of the enemy team
>>144934986
Why not? He needs to be up close to do damage, he'd be pretty useless with 200 hp. He's actually quite balanced.
>>144934932
>favorite is Tracer's Serious intro
>get a quad kill at the end of attacking anubis to capture point with bomb
>think im going to get potg
>goes to enemy bastion tank getting 2 kills off the point
>People want to sex Widow
>Widow, according to the lore, had her body modified
>Caused her skin to go blue from low body temperature so she wouldn't be detected from body heat
>People want to cuddle and sex a cold human body
>People choose this over the warm inviting embrace of Mei's huge insulated jugs
Why
>>144935000
Do people still play ME3 MP? I was thinking of reinstalling it.
>>144934967
I'm getting to the point where I don't care about winning or losing anymore, just bullying someone all match.
Their anger is my reward.
>>144934976
>teammate instalocks mercy
>i lock in symmy
>mercy immediately swaps to mcree
it's a curse
>>144935141
>People want to cuddle and sex a cold human body
Dead girls don't say no desu.
Is pharah useful for offense and defense or more suited to one role?
>>144934636
Harsh. How do Blizz even tell it's still them after all that obfuscation?
>>144935067
she's fun to play
i'm starting a game and picking her right now
>>144934636
Do wallhacks exist for Overwatch yet? I was playing against a Widow who was constantly watching every corner I came around ready to headshot me the instant I turned it. She wasn't using her ult either.
>>144935064
Isn't that what quick play is?
>>144932604
it's 720p and 10 seconds, it pretty much looks exactly what it should look like
>>144934986
Because he has to get pretty close to do damage.
>>144935141
But I prefer Mei's huge insulated jugs!
>>144934719
you don't need genji to counter bastion
>>144935085
So? Tracer is a flanker and she's worse than Reaper in every way except getting back to the action fast after a stiff breeze kills her
>>144935239
>>144935280
I dont know what youre trying to imply here
>>144935248
Nope. Brawl is the weekly thing. Far left of the menu when you click the 'play' screen. Quick play is pub matches.
>>144935067
>why the fuck would you pick hanzo over widowmaker
they arent good enough to play widow well
>Is D.va like a waifu shit or something
yes
>>144934976
Symmetra works fine if your team is competent. If have a few units like 76/roadhog/tracer and a torb feeding armor you're pretty much guaranteed a win.
>>144935141
>ywn make her feel alive again, even for a little while.
>lucio right click doesn't affect dva mech during ulti
>
>Attack on hanamura
>Lets spend 6 minutes sitting behind reinhardt trying to kill people lol
Jesus christ. You rush, you fucking rush to the point, if you want to you can rush with 6 winstons, tracers or d.vas because defenses don't matter if you make the enemy panic and you're out of turret sights. Stop dicking around at the gate, waiting for the enemy to turtle and build their ultimates to stomp you.
>>144935103
He can make himself invulnerable and can self heal. He shouldn't have 250 HP
Whats the best dva skin?
How would
>Ana/Sombre will be a support sniper
Even work in this game?
What utility could she have that wouldn't be stepping on the toes of someone else?
>Overall wallhax taken by Widowmaker already, localised wallhax by Hanzo
>Aoe healing by Lucio or S76
>Zen does targeted long range hot's and debuffs
The only thing left I could think of would be marking anyone in your sights for your team and some sort of ult charge manipulation, whether it's speeding up your teammates or slowing your enemies.
Plus Widow already has a semi auto sniper that does stupid damage if you wait 2 secs to charge it, what other sniper could you do?
>>144935292
>>144935239
This is an old detected cheat.
>>144935348
I meant where you have nothing to care about.
Can I please stop getting matched up against the same people constantly? I wouldn't mind if it wasn't all Cree, Widow and Tracer cancer. Two weeks and the game is dead already.
What will happen to you if you make inappropriate names? I want to be called SpiritCock420
>>144935394
his invulnerability is a liability, and he can only heal if he's playing against people so bad that they actually die to him
>look at 4chan id list
>voice com: no
>voice com: no
>voice com: no
are you guys gay or something, why are you all bitches?
>>144935408
white rabbit
anyone who says otherwise is a butt
>>144935124
I like tracer's serious intro. I was hoping to get it from a loot box but I got a different tracer intro. Now I have to save up 250 coins to fucking get it.
>>144935280
Except tracer has retarded mobility and can fight you twice when she heals on recalling. She's impossible to punish and can't be worn down.
You have to McGangbang her or she'll live forever.
anybody got the shit for webm so it doesnt look like shit? using webm for retards
The overdrive charge meter should be hidden in the kill cam.
>>144935205
Pharah is useless for anything other than getting shot by Widows and turrets
>>144934784
I've gone 1 and 9 tonight and none of my teams will contest. If we're on defense with the cart they stay way from it like it's got the plague even if it's down to a minute and almost there.
If we're playing King of the hill or whatever you want to call it they'll take the point once then abandon it like they'll keep the enemy team off it by trying to snipe them from outside.
Every fucking game I've played tonight. Fuck this, I've got a decent K/D I'm racking up medals every match, but it's not fun when you lose every damn match but one.
>>144934719
>Genji hard counters Bastion
My favorite meme.
>>144935205
She's useful on both, whether you pick her or not depends more on how good their Widowmaker is.
>>144935482
social anxiety
>>144935141
I'll keep her nice and warm :)
>>144935394
Just walk after him, nigga
Why is everyone so horrible at hearing enemies? Everything anyone does in this game is loud as shit yet any flanker is rarely noticed by anybody.
>>144935562
so yeah, bitches
How could this happen
I've even started saving those stupid d.va doritos images
>>144934932
>got to see it at last today
I love you, Lijiang Tower
>>144935543
>jump infront
>press E
most of the Bastions I face prefire choke points
so I go over them and mirror them in the face.
>>144932308
As funny as it sounds I do personally know some people in League of legends and other games that solely play the AI mode in those games exclusively.
*for years*.
>>144935478
>his invulnerability is a liability
>>144935526
>implying that Pharah isn't good at killing turrets/shitter bastions
What?
>>144934967
>Playing Torj
>Tracer wastes her ult on my turret every single time she has it
>Never gets me, just turret
>Just pop one down right away and spend 10 sec upgrading it
What's the point of her doing that?
>>144934929
Honestly I figure it started back when Overwatch was a global organization, think about it the usual young doctor meeting the charismatic war hero. If it happened after then I thought they were about the same age, she just has really advanced medical magic to keep herself young looking.
>>144927745
I can't figure out how to be effective with the flanker offense heroes (genji, mcree, tracer).
I know you're supposed to get behind enemy lines, harass and bail, or ambush from tight corners. But it seems like whenver I try them I can't isolate anyone by themselves unless they have a widowshitter.
If I try to engage more than one opponent I usually just get fucked since they're all pretty low health and excel at 1v1 more than group engagements.
I don't know, I probably just suck, but does anyone have any tips for this?
>>144935562
i volunteer to help you assbergers not be soxially anxious.
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144935620
>not blasting this while playing reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PU-E4LPUnc
Can Genji deflect Widowmaker's headshot?
>>144930043
>white and gold
>not the tackiest, gaudiest shit ever
Anyone else feel Genji's ult is a little underpowered?
>koth
>team does well and caps first
>they proceed towards enemy spawn and gets killed one by one
>all of them are dead now and enemy caps the point
every god damn time
>>144935597
So he can blow your head off with his ridiculous damage dealing shotguns? Good idea
>>144935754
yeah
>>144935674
Probably hoping their team pushes after the turret is down but instead they just camp at the entrance or something
>Completely garbage feeding the team ult tier at monkey who is supposed to be very good
>Actually pretty good at NERF THIS who's supposed to be shit
HOW DO I GET GOOD AT CHIMPOUT
>>144935216
not sure, especially weird since it takes a few days. there must be some sot of registry file or something left behind that never gets removed.
>>144927987
You play Reaper don't you
>get two quadra kills in the same match
>even had my ult involved and everything
>killed em quite fast and efficiently too
>play of the game goes to the winston who knocked two people off the map and died immediately
>get no fucking commendations afterwards
S M H
M
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>>144935712
>enemy genji uses ult
>gets stuck in junkrat's trap
>leaves game
>>144935754
Yes and it auto kills her.
Genji is usually picked as a counter to widowmaker.
>>144934932
You're doing it wrong, then.
I see lucio highlights of myself all the time.
It's not just illios that has places you can fall to your death. Fucking teams over in kings row is fun as well
>>144935646
Most Bastions you faced are retarded. Genji is not the most effective way of dealing with Bastion.
this games starting to feel like league of legends. like im wasting my night off getting irritated at shitters then suddenly im behind on sleep
>>144935216
The idiots probably used the same payment method.
>>144935017
She kept running away from me and into the enemies, it was like watching a toddler running into a busy highway over and over
>>144935543
>see bastion
>bastion doesnt shoot? click
>bastion starts shooting? e
>bastion stopped shooting? shift
that was hard
>>144935754
>playing Genji
>It's hiiiiigh noooooon
>AAUGH
>>144935205
Pharah can be strong on both Offense and Defense, as she can disrupt team comps and reach flank points faster than most. It's just your skill with Pharah will determine how useful she is. A bad Pharah isn't like a bad Widow where a bad Widow can at least still give her team the wallhax Ult.
>>144935856
>wants to be praised for pressing Q
ahahah faggot
>>144935141
It's the booty.
>>144935671
Yeah as long as they're shooting at someone else. But literally any other hero with a mid to long range weapon can do that too.
>Pop out of cover and shoot a rocket
>take a fuckload of damage
>the Torbjorn standing behind the turret repairs it
>repeat until you trade 1 for 1 with a turret
>Torbjorn builds another turret
>>144935394
He also does shit damage beyond dicksucking range, has one ability that's useless to use in combat and another that leaves him vulnerable as shit after use
>>144936075
t. tueurkileurdu34
>>144935712
>tfw a Genji tries to reflect my beam
Snu-snu for you, little man
reminder
all stats, including winrate, are completely worthless because the game does not reveal who people are playing against when they get those stats.
>>144936083
>>take a fuckload of damage
I dont think you seriously realize how weak turrets are
>>144934050
hanzo is ok, he gets his ult fairly quickly
I WANT TO FUCK AND CUM INSIDE OF WIDOWMAKER
>Good at flick so Blondie and Coldsteel are good for me to play
>Feel like shit playing Blondie because McFairAndBalanced is so rediculously strong
>Puts Coldsteel out of work
NERFS WHEN
>>144936158
couldn't you say the same about most non-ranked modes in games?
>can run modern, unoptimised TF2 at 60 fps
>can barely run this game at 30fps with 50% render scaling
Am I missing something or what?
>>144935856
>32 elimnations no deaths hollywood defending
>2 triple solo kills
>2 fully used teleporters
>no comm or potg
>comms for our teams mercy
>other teams 76 getting gold medals for "carrying" his team"
>>144936245
TF2 was made in 2007
>>144936123
Hey man, don't try to put the reaper base on us. Widows just want to point and shoot without being bothered by some random ape that's athletic enough to jump fifty feet but has a tickle machine as his weapon of choice.
>>144936131
Every fucking time its hilarious, then when they realize they are still melting and try spastic jumping but it's too late.
>>144935523
>>144935670
yep, that's what i said. good job.
>tfw no matter what you do your teammates will drag you down
How do you guys have fun like this
Holy fuck I just got Mercer'd
Has anyone else been Mercer'd before? It was really cool meeting him.
im really fucking sick of shitty teammates with horrible situational awareness
>>144936436
ME GOOD
TEAM BAD
>>144936436
Go Hog and carry the fuckers.
> 6 kills and a card as Torb
> 46% kill participation
Kek
I like swedish dwarf but I never know where to put his shit and when to ult. Plus I got shat on by Windowcleaner.
>>144936245
They were released 9 years apart.
>>144936436
Meth amphetamine
>>144936436
why would that stop me from having fun?
>>144936245
you're missing almost 10 years
>>144933036
bless your golden soul anon
>>144931181
mountain dew and doritos D.Va will never not be funny to me
>>144935441
Ult that allows healing throw walls with your sniper rifle?
>>144936203
>no cum on portrait
whew 4chan has become tame over the years
>>144936507
pls go and stay go
>>144936546
>art
ew
>Judas Priest
E W
W
>>144936546
wtf Overtards??????? defend this
>>144936159
They have more HP than Pharah herself
>>144935992
That's how Genji deals with most enemies. Saying he specifically counters Bastion is dumb.
>>144936378
pretty sure he meant this
>>144936445
who
>>144936445
Mercering is a meme, its not that big of a deal
>braindead teammates 8 games straight
>8 straight losses
thanks blizz
>>144935628
give up, don't resist
>>144935523
use scaling and reduce the resolution of the output. make the horizontal more like 700-800 since that's all you nee for 4chan. use HQ mode. split frames into 8 slices before encoding. don't expect webms over about 15s to look pretty at <3mb filesize.
>>144935441
I think people are gonna share elements of kit regardless. You already meantioned disparate kits maybe she combines Zen and Lucio or Widow and Symmetra, etc.
Honestly as a sniper, I can see ammunitions with secondary effects. Maybe healing field bullet or shield projection bullet.
I could also see an ability where she brings everyone on the team to her location, so basically Symmetra but instead of fixed location trickling in of people, it's immediate regrouping of the team. Kinda like preemptive mercy ult so you can make a second push.
>>144936650
me ooga
team booga
>>144936131
>D.Va дyмaeт, чтo oнa мoжeт пepeхвaтить лaзep
>Genji дyмaeт, чтo oн мoжeт oтклoнить лaзepный лyч
>Mei дyмaeт, чтo oнa мoжeт зaмopoзить yльтpaмapин
Zarya oчищaeт cквepнy
>>144936472
ME WINSTON
TEAM LOSETON
>>144935441
what if she could switch between healing rounds and normal rounds?
she effectively becomes the burst healer
>>144936623
still the easiest to deal with bastions compared to most others, which is the reason for the tag
>>144936629
>tfw reaper shadowsteps and crouches behind widow
really helping the team there, champ.
>>144936629
Torbjorn's beard looks like an ass in the thumbnail.
Why is there so much ass in Overwatch?
>>144936507
>Mfw D.Va actually has a huge dong
>mfw I have no face
>>144936436
>teammates drag you down
Sure it is mr. pro MLG.
>>144936445
>yfw your team gets MERCER'D
>>144935441
>>144935827
>>144936631
Mercy/soldier 76 heal and boost combo. A god damn pain top fight because even if you shoot the healer they'll just duck back and biotic field.
How am I supposed to keep playing this game knowing that Widowmaker won't be nerfed for at least several months?
>>144936623
Bastion makes Genji's primary problem of accuracy a non issue and E is direct counter to his offense. Genji's a closest thing to a direct counter to Bastion
>>144936335
>>144936498
>>144936543
yeah but the fact my pc can run it with the hundreds of unoptimised hats has to count for something right?
>>144936445
>you will never play with Mercer
>>144932029
Fuck me, i didn't realise my mmr was so high. I play against smauglet and snowblind all the time. They're always in a 6 stack
>>144936752
>Torbjorn's beard looks like an ass in the thumbnail.
I thought it was tracer bending over
>>144936895
you've been lied to anon the hats are optimized the hats are learning
>0-8 in one night of play
Statically speaking, this is fucking bullshit.
>>144935441
>and some sort of ult charge manipulation, whether it's speeding up your teammates or slowing your enemies
hahahaha oh boy if you think people bitch a lot already then just wait for this
>>144936867
>implying my retarded teammates ever stay in my biotic field
>>144936867
No you fucking retard thats not getting MERCER'D
getting dumped into a game mid match should not count as a loss if you stay or a leave if you leave it
>Happened again. Literally free win thrown because retarded offense symmetra wouldn't switch to mercy. Even specifically told to go mercy. Went pharrah instead. Still gets 3 votes for releports.
JFC it's so painful playing with pugs in every single conceivable way.
>winrate is 52%
how is this shit not forced 50?
>>144935441
Healing shots a la crossbow crusader
healing syringes that on hit recover health for her.
Utility drone that gives vision based on its location.
Ult disables the red name/field around allied heroes.
>>144928101
Widowmaker is the paragon of anti-fun
>>144935278
you havegreattaste anon
where's the dad/momlewds?
>>144936823
wtf mods this even links to the porn
>>144937016
Not even him but
>forced memes
>>144936867
there's a video of 5 mercy's stacking boost on one 76 and his gun kills people in about .5 seconds. if any of them die they have 5 mercy ults redy ot go at all times it's great. they do the same with pharah too.
>>144936867
Mercer is a person not a team comp dude
Mercer is literally McCree
Why the fuck is McSkill's flashbang able to stun you from the rear when you aren't even looking at it?
>>144936987
Remember, it's all your fault you lost and you shouldn't blame your teammates according to these threads.
>>144937107
how did he never get sniped?
>>144937078
I have them but I'm not getting banned again. Fuck that noise.
>>144937134
My bad, was thinking of the stupid ship name
>>144935827
Winston is very easy to play.
>Is there a widow, or mercy, or genji, or symmetra? Are they alone, or with anyone else in the list?
Jump in and chimp out
>Is there a person running from the fight? Are they hurt?
Jump in and chimp out
>is there one or more offensive class at over half health?
Jump back to your team
Those are your reasons to use the jump in a way other than just moving around. Keep these things in mind and you two can expand the dong.
>>144937152
flashBANG, duh. The noise stuns you
>>144937175
he does, mercy ults. plus even at snipe distance his rifle does +150% damage.
>>144937176
oh shit, yeahhh no bans plz
Zarya is the only hero that goes from borderline over powered to trash tier depending on your team mates.
If you have a single fucking support who understands how zarya works you will become an unstoppable god of death.
Otherwise you're going to just be a slow as fuck walking target.
Every encounter with shit team mates goes like this
>Want to engage a target
>look for some one to shield to build up charge
>no one around
>they spot you
>either you shield yourself and hope they don't stop shooting so you have actual fire power to bring into a fight
>you waste your shield to generate power for an engagement so you are already out of tricks while the opponents bag is full so you die
>or you don't and hope a healer comes to your rescue so you can use your shield in a smarter way
>the healer never shows and you die.
Never solo queue as zarya it's just a bad time.
>>144936436
>enemy turrets up constantly
>assume our pharah is shit
>switch to pharah
>start noticing what shes doing right
>notice shes getting shut down like crazy by widowmaker
>notice shes a much better pharah than i am
you need more understanding
So how do you deal with the bitch ass players who use this fucking obnoxious piece of shit class. How the fuck do you deal with this piece of shit when all she does is fucking spam shift and pretending to be anything other than a fucking shit player magnet? How the fuck do you deal with this bitch when you're stuck on support and tank duty and your teammates just let her fucking get behind everyone EVERY FUCKING GAME. And how do you fucking deal with the fact that if her fucking teleporting bullshit wasn't enough, she also has a fucking timey wimey ability that is a fucking get out a jail free card AND heals her?
Fuck this shit. I fucking hate these stupid fucking "hurr durr glass cannon" archetypes when they are easily the most obnoxious, skilless, brain-dead classes/characters in every fucking game.
Fuck Tracer.
how do i tag in the overwatch subreddit
>>144937315
>>144937315
alt+f4
>>144930529
>60
>80
That's ridiculously fast.
But then I come from TF2 and I have a pretty low sens in there, even more so when scoped.
>>144937309
I agree
fuck tracer~
>>144936987
Its a big loss for me tonight too
>>144937309Cheers love.
>>144937309
McCree/Roadhog/Winston
>>144937187
I love how winston isn't really for killing people, even with his ult. It's just for causing havoc.
I mean he's a good counter to hanzo/widow and all bu not really his primary job.
>>144937101
Mercer is McCree
>>144935478
how is being invulnerable a liability? because he can;t turn it off?
>>144937309
Pick Junkrat and trap+mine bomb that time slag back to the stone age
>>144937309
>The one class designed specifically to break up static wall-of-people vs wall-of-people gameplay and to annoy the shit out of you does exactly that
Color me British
Anyone from southamerica want a buddy to get that sweet xp boost? I play Zarya Genji and Torbjorn
where are theloli pharahlewds?
protip: if you pick torbjorn, hanzo, dva or mei you areliterallya peasant
>>144937439
exactly.
alone he should be killing squishes (made all the moreso by jumping on them) and harassing people looking for cover.
with the group he should be putting up barriers to counter widows and incoming fire and adding his cone damage to anyone that gets close.
You probably won't get a play of the game, or even golds, with Winston playing like that but you'll easily get silver medals out the ass. Just because you don't get the bit highlight at the end of the game doesn't mean you're not helping, you're a constant damage rate over a group of people, and a hard counter to annoying ambush characters.
Where are the Reaper lewds?
>>144937454
Can't turn it off, can't reload, warp or ult, can't shoot a weak enemy running for HP/cover
>>144937792
Image limit reached or I'd share something with the you.
How much practice do I need before I become adequate for widowmaker?
I can't land any fucking shots. I keep on missing headshots and every time I go widowmaker, the team loses.
What do I do? I can't even fucking hit roadhog heads.
>enter game
>see widowmaker on enemy team
>leave game
>>144934986
Doesn't matter, reaper suck at the moment.
Only good when you are attacking so can't select bastion Bastion to grind out two winston.
I'm new to Battle.net games, is there a way to remove Tracer's ugly mug from the login screen?
>>144937535
>>144937426
Well boy, I sure would love to play those classes if my entire team didn't need me to carry them on my fucking back as Rein/Winston or Mercy/Lucio. You would fucking think the horde of fucking McCree players that I always have on my team would be able to shut that bitch down, but no, cowboy has to fucking get sick Fan kills on 200hp enemies.
>>144937579
t. tracer or tracer apologist. Fuck off with your "harassment" class bullshit. There should be some actual risk/reward for playing her other than just reward.Yes, I'm fucking mad
>>144935141
I just want to make her feel warm again...
How many Japanese people play this game?
>>144937792Shadbase
>>144937919
How do you play any games then?
>>144937952
put some post-it notes on your screen around where she shows up.
>>144937743
I've gotten a fair few potg with winston just because h is usually involved in every elimination on a busy point. if there are 4+ enemies on a point and your team assault and you jump in from a flank the arc is usually hitting 3 or more people at once, that wiht the barrier points + usually an ult when you are low on HP has been potg for me multiple times.
The only thing I'm scared of is zanyetta. the giant crit hitbox for winston vs zans orbs and discord is insta death.
>>144938065
quite a lot of streamers playing it regularly atm. most of them are on PS4 though.
I'll make a new thread. Hang on fags.
>>144937919
shitter
>>144932120
This.
It doesn't take much to make a new account for OW either.
>>144937962
The risk is dying because you only have 150 HP. Not armor, not shields, HP.
The risk is that you risk getting 1-shot by so much - random Junkrat/Hanzo shot, Roadhog combo, snipers, lots of things - that you need to always be moving. And Tracer does just that.
I don't play her that much, but I think she's necessary to breaking up very static and clumped gameplay.
>>144936235
Blondie?
>>144938065
quite a number.
judging from niconico live streams and stuff, about the same as splatoon (which is kinda big there).
>>144937271
what should I know as a mercy when supporting zarya?
>>144938162
>>144938193
every fucking time
>>144937454
because your enemy is just going to follow you and kill you, and you're also letting their cooldowns refresh for free.
>>144937916
Don't try to wait for a good lineup, just constantly try to flick, semi charging on squishy targets and fully charging is situational
Widowmaker has an absurdly high fire rate so quick scoping is actually really good. If you're a CS player with low sense, try turning up your sense.
>>144931582
>Mcree
right click warrior detected
>>144938297
I got you fampai
I want MOBAfags to fuck off to battleborn and not come back.
>>144930970
If you snuggle right up to the frozen Mei, there's nothing she can do to get away. If you're that close, she can only put the wall underneath you.
A shitty Mei is not that difficult to counter.
>>144937839
>>144938353
Literally the easiest hero in the game and you can't use his one "difficult" ability properly after a few games?
Holy shit these the type of people that play reaper on my team and don't earn any fucking medals aren't they?
>>144937134
>just realized Matt Mercer is McCree
>didn't realize that even though I watch Critical Role every thursday
welp. that guy's a good VA
>>144928713
>pick Winston to kill Widowmaker
>she switches after I kill her 5 times
Best feel.
>>144938132
Don't forget to jump on people while you attack squishes. landing on them deals 50 damage. You're basically turning everyone into a tracer health wise at that point, and you might as well murder Tracer and Zenyatta outright. Try jumping around and juking, the normal evasive manuvers. If things get too hairy, just jump away, you've dealt some damage, bought some time, and that Zenyatta might just have to leave the area for health.
Always jump on people for the damage if you need to stay in a place, and use the environment for it On points with high cielings I just aim straight up and jump. Works well in an attack because if anyone keeps shooting at me they're not looking at my team, and I'll probably land on a group of them.
People think they're safe from the jump in a small building too. They are not. They've just made it easier for me to jump right in their face. Tracers love to run around inside the buildings on Ilios when I'm attacking them thinking they're too fast for my cannon, and then they get a hot monkey dick to the face.
>>144929542
Hanzo and Widowmaker
>>144934206
That's cool. I wonder how he'd work.
I'm only good at Soldier 76 and Winston. What does this say about me?
>>144940302
>Soldier
You're a faggot.
>Winston
You're a'ight.
>>144939140
Can you jump in place? Do you aim down or what?
>>144938918
>plays hard counter to a character
Why do you have such a high opinion of yourself?
You can't manually spectate quickmatch games. If you get thrown into a quickmatch that is somehow full (ie you join a group of friends) you'll be able to spectate but once a spot opens up for you you'll be put in as a player
>>144940783
No, but hitting things stops your jump pretty much dead.
In a building with a low ceiling you're not going to travel more than a foot before you hit it and fall to the ground, so it will basically look like a little hop and you'll deal out an additional 50 damage.