/srg/ - speedrunning general - Succubus edition

>>144886540

de first post

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post speedrunning succubi

First for stopping White genocide

>good trannies
cronikeys
rachel
withhelde
soe
crystalbeauty
shunpuk

>bad trannies
narcissa
krystal
emilybrooks
cyberdemon
pyatters
noir
missy
feiqn
princesskooh

>>144886907
>tfw didnt make the list

>>144886907
There are no good trannies, stop posting this fucking shit.

>>144886835
word

>>144887972
bene post more soe pics

>>144887972
is that yashi

>>144888185
If you do it, I will expose him again.

A bullet in the head of every tranny freak.

>>144888435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMwwSA9BAz4

>>144888470
Except croni

Is Kollin7 our boy?

>>144888932
Yes

>>144888932
hi cyberdemon

grindemonkey

Can we get a list of approved /srg/ boys?

>>144889506
yeah here it is:

>>144889506
adam_ak,albrecht84,ancientpower,arileinx,armaaaa,artanisxp,backslash,big_jim_,billnyhilist,bluemorning104,casusby,cfb,chanzeux,chinatsun,chrnothesinner,chucat,ciyon,clipclaptor,coooooooookie,cyberdemon531,dactyly,dailysrl,darkdevastat10n,darkpapo1,devljoe,docflam,doublearmory,dudleyville,dugongue,duke_bilgewater,dvgongve,elementalguard,elementalheadcrab,elgu_,ellonija,ezormer,f00tdive,faschz,fieryblizzard,footbigmike,gameruntouch,general_beatrix,geurge,guhbadoo,guywithalightsaber,hardwk,hartweizen,hb-jangbang,hb-naegleria,hb-wallyaldo,heeheex2,heplooner,heyjet,hiddenpower13,i_o_l,inane_,jakuzure_nonon,jane_n64,jangbang__,jesusftb,jymotion,kairosfractes,kirua,kukkye,kulus0,kyutora,lazerlong,leafeonz,licensetobill,liquidxsquid,llaml,lolikush,lurkchan,m1_account,maggara1,malos_,megachikkenrise,meowtain_dew,molonsha,moofinmoofin,mscad,naegleria,ninokabi,noobest,noobkillerroof,ontwoplanks,ovendonkey,peaches,pheenoh,pjoxt,pksl_,plumtea_,pvtcb,pykn,pyrius,radgecast,regularshad,rename_,roflmastur,rollbuster,seckswrecks,sert64,shrimp__,shunpuk,slayerofbabies,sneaky_canuck,snowfats,solarbowler,someflow,srgmarathon,ssbmstuff,stri,succinctandpunchy,tekkie55,thejmatt,thekotti,thepaprikakiller,theriooo,tk_mze,tolarus,trineas,tripmind,twocat,tyr_1,unusualcook,verzviper,wakecold,wallyaldo,wutangclam,xhypah,yashichi,youtl,yvathacal,zastbat

>>144889898
>tfw didnt make the list

>>144888423
no its ari aka soe :3c

>>144889898
>tfw on the list
I did not expect that desu

>>144889898
Forgetting typls, nervousjarred, avansies, snowfats, and twoworlds

>>144889898
This includes trannies. Make a new list

>>144890328
you'll always be on my list.

>>144890385
You dont even know who i am mate

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>>144889898
>tfw you make the list

>>144890328
>>144890337
>>144890370
this was taken from the speedrun.tv list a while back

>>144889898
the only good list

Is rwhitegoose unironically our boy? Or is he a cuck

>>144890902
He's our boy

Just went through all the people I follow and unfollowed all the babies. If you lost a follower that means you're GAY

>>144889898
what happened to guhbadoo

>>144890902
Nothing wrong with being a cuck.

>>144889898
get me off the list

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>>144892936
>go to check
>gained a follower

>>144894080
If I knew who you were I'd unfollow.

is there an ETA on when geoff kills himself?

he can barely sustain 100 viewers now after the switch to pokemon and overwatch streaming

>>144894080
If I knew who you were I'd follow

>>144894874
Nothing but good vibes!!!!

comf_comfwater

beneziaa ambient poster:
liz harris is playing in my city tonight, should i go see her or stay home and watch duke stream?
thanks

Reminder to sit up straight

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>>144897631
thanks squid

>>144897830
>(((Marks)))

Reminder to stay hydrated while speedrunning during these hot Summer months.

I live for the exposure

beneziaa has made herself relevant in the thread again and she didn't have to touch a single video game to do so

simply amazing

>>144897976
>Marks is a surname originating from Cornwall and Devon, and also a German or Jewish name.
50/50

marksistxbrain

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>>144898228
100%

might stream simgirls in a bit

might stream medievil in a bit

>>144900109
why did you xander

might stream myself taking a nap in a bit

Is Cosmo dead yet?

>>144900109
Time for a relevant speedtune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIuNuOcUwG8

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>>144901374
His Japanese name is Marx and spelled Marks in the game files.

>>144903085
>treehouse concealing video game characters' true jewish natures
when will they be stopped?

>>144886663
>de hippie spacing

>>144901379
at least its not final fantasy

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>/srg/

>>144898212
actually she plays overwatch

If you really think about it sm64 is the perfect speed game.

>>144904734
badly

>>144903085
What did he mean by (((THIS)))?

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>tfw you finish a run and beat your pb on the first day back to game

thank you based new skip. still doing doom 64 but just playing this a little bit on the side. going for sub 25 for sure

slayerofbabies more like slayerofboipucci

pie is gay

>>144906361
>que
https://twitter.com/Iateyourp1e/status/740538384154787841

This guy went to college?

>>144906361
do you think he would date me?

>>144906156
epic split names

yo srg, after a long time lurking i will now make my first post! :)

short introduction :
>15 years old
>M
>from the USA, (FREEDOM, FUCK YEA xD)
>not speedrunning yet, but thinking of picking up shovel knight or OOT any%! ^^
>my favorite speedrunners are : trihex, narcissa, werster, demon9, caleb and gunnermaniac3

how are you doing today srg, and who are your favorite speedrunners? ^^

>>144886968
you're not memey enough, pixelkaye

>>144907031
have fun getting banned
hope your epic meme was worth it

>>144907031
But do you support Trump?

yo srg, after a long time lurking i will now make my first post! :)

short introduction :
>medievil years old
>medievil
>from medievil, (MEDIEVIL FUCK YEA xD)
>not speedrunning yet, but thinking of picking up medievil! ^^
>my favorite speedrunners are : the medievil bois

how are you doing today srg, and who are your favorite medievil? ^^

>>144906315
cute bois hmu

>>144908147
medievil

>>144907184
can you not respond to my memeposts with namedrops thanks

>>144907692
yes, trump is a great person and will be good for america :)

>>144908147
this is a poor quality medi post and is a shame to the medi name, please cease from medi posting

>>144907184
https://twitter.com/pixelkaye/status/667734909788667904

yo srg, after a long time lurking i will now make my first medievil post! :)

short introduction :
>1488 years old
>Medievil
>not speedrunning yet
>my favorite speedrunners are : PiexEvil

how are you doing today srg, and medievil

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>>144908147

>>144909567
>old screenshot

yo srg, after a long time lurking i will now make my first post! :)

short introduction :
>26 years old
>X
>from an non oppressed cis free safe space, (FREEDOM, FUCK YEA xD)
>not speedrunning yet, but thinking of picking up animal crossing! ^^
>my favorite speedrunners are : narcissa, narci, narcissawright, narcissa

how are you doing today srg, *vapes soylent*!

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>>144909763

>>144909968
you can't expose someone with fast loading speed

>>144887972
tfw you will never plug soe's boypus

>>144909968
>old screenshot

>>144910350
this has to stop slayer

2017 is the year speedrunning returns to glory and with it, /srg/.

Mark my fucking words.

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Proof of tranny subhumanism

Parameters:
m=male
f=female
t=tranny
H=human

If {m,f: ε H}
And t∉H
Then therefore trannies are not human

>>144910078
Reminder that console cucks say that "you can't expose someone with fast loading speed" is not true, while also saying "you can't expose someone with SLOWER loading speeds"

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>>144911529
t∉H ғ€

>>144911721
thanks anon, been looking for that img

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>>144911721
he should try this hairstyle

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there is no saving serg is there

>>144912162
>anon
don't pretend like we don't know who is behind every post

If we banned all the cosmo posters, pie posters, monkey/bird/squid posters, cumcrab posters, anime posters and myself this place would be a lot better.

If we banned all posters this place would be a lot better.

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>tfw no one will ever gay post about you

>>144912768
keep dreaming

>>144912941
post boypussy and we'll see about that

>>144898076
ty senpai

speedrunning is about to be saved in 45 minutes

>>144912941
Why would you be upset about that? It's just temporary gratification on an imageboard.

>>144912768
the thread would literally be medievil over and over for 750 posts

>>144913395
nkr is an animal poster and puts that meme on anime too

No one will ever gay post about me, but that's because I'm a girl. LOL.

>>144913615
>nkr is an animal poster
>Thinking you can know who is behind each post like Yashi
Embarassing.

>>144913954
nkr shits on animalboy all the time

Donate $27 to the Naegleria for Speedpresident fund. He can still win this thing if he pulls off a win at ESA and Cronikeys kills herself

>>144914320
>voting for a commie

>>144914084
who

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>>144914320
he should focus on actually having some funds rather than keep spending away

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>pretends to not read the thread

come talk to zfg in mumble crew mumble

trueskill.club
port 42069

dont fall for it

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>>144915194

>>144915378
jenga solving general? Nice one autists

>>144915095
>>144915378
I don't believe you

>>144915469
If we don't solve Jenga, who will?

>>144915095
>>144915378
fuck off daily and yashit

>>144915527

hey that's pretty mean.
yashi got banned for posting zootopia porn last night so it's actually just me.

lol big jon gets MAD when you post spoilers in his chat. doesn't even have a "no spoilers" label on his stream. what a douche.

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>>144915913
what are you gonna do about it

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*gets all of /srg/ to watch me even though i'm not even speedrunning, solely because of my oldboi status here*

>>144916214
cry about it

>>144916096
someone said the number of chapters in the game (Dementrium - The Ward) and he started being a dick to the guy for no reason

guess i'll turn myself into a meal with a reasonable number of calories and he'll stay away from me forever

*feeds u*

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>>144916096
>>144916307
healthy at any size

>>144916695
*drinks baking soda to get absolutely RIPPED n HUGE*
ahhhhhhh yea my speedmuscles are increasing

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>>144916695
>>144916096

>>144916275
kys benecrab

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cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute :3

>zfg on the final split
i'm more surprised than the final split still exists tbqh

>>144896861
go see her and ask her to play cloud in places

>>144917530
>nazi racists like each other
shogging

>>144912768
If all that shit was banned this place would be dead.
So i guess you're right.

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>>144917750
Fuck off anti-White.

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>Trihex with only 2k viewers despite playing Money Maker

He didn't even last a year.

Meanwhile Witwix hits 8k viewers playing meme maker and his stream is actually growing.

European WR

>>144912768
Are you fucking serious? Anime is deep and has meaningful messages. Japan is also one of the best countries ever. Fuck off you faggot redditor.

>>144918295
when the only appeal of your stream is you pretending to be a weeb, it gets old really fast

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>>144918616

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who /speedvape/ here?

Remember when Go1den was relevant?

>>144920061
who

>>144920061
he's still more relevant than you, fag

Holy shit, this general STILL hasn't gotten over Narcissa's transition?

Remember when Cosmo was a boy?

>>144920385
he still is technically

>>144920360
>>144920385
lol

tranny nutters aren't girls okay?

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Trihex down to 1400 viewers playing his shitty Yoshi's Island ROM Hack

#TrihexWatch #SelloutWatch #WitwixKrew #Iateyourp1e

bansheexlaugh

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trannyxnutter

>>144920683
I want to make this girl my wife.

jeremyxmarxist

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nothing wrong with soylent tbhdesu

>>144921534
nice

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>>144921534

>>144918790
I don't vape. I use edibles. Stronger high, longer lasting and mixes better with other substances.

>>144922736
Is that from AGDQ 2013? Wasn't he next to Blueglass when his laughter was first heard?

>>144921534
it's spelt transsexual you bigot

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>>144924192

>>144924857
now fix the alignment

then it's perfect

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Anyone else notice how Trihex doesn't get any donations anymore? He used to get sheeple donating to him nonstop back when Money Maker first came out. Now, he gets almost zero donations.

He's down to 1.5k viewers and dropping. Maybe he should brush up on some streaming tips. Luckily for him, our boi Pie has made a fresh new guide to full time streaming

http://www.streambig.net/stream-big/twitch-fulltime

>>144925054
not funny at all

Honestly I think Goblin is a nice guy.

>>144925446
sup sumi

>>144890186
i think ari is a better name than soe desu

>>144925584
thanks for the late response!

Someone post that one image. I'm ready for my speedrun!

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>>144925795

WELCOME TO MY BLOG POST ANON #144886540
/a/ is such a trash board and should be deleted

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>>144924967

>>144915509
lol

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>>144926061
damn.......

>>144926481
good enough for me. brb soylent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwcs8rdxRkM

Which presidential candidate has the speedster vote and why?

>>144927638
Teflon Don; speedran becoming a successful politician

>>144927638
Trump, because he WINS

>>144927638
Trump/Croni 2016

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what was his name

There better be some drama at SGDQ.

>>144929976
>>>/v/

>>>/v/340463276

>>144906156
based grav

>>144930910
thanks for the late response!

>>144930614
he's running two games this year

Post the lewd of cronikeys please

>>144931136
i just got here faggot fuck off

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>>144931235

>visit /srg/ for the first time

what the FUCK even is this place? it sure as hell isn't speedrunning-related. seriously look at it.

i even went back and looked at the previous threads, it's all the same. it's just /pol/posting with the occasional hint of e-celeb shit.

does /vg/ not have any mods? how can a general like this be allowed to go on

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

Quick, talk about speedrunning before the janitor locks this thread!

Does anyone like Sonic speedruns? gotta go FAST xD

>>144933370
sonic speedruns are for autists

>>144933370
Run Billy instead

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Puchis will make our hearts melt

speedrun.tv/mttiw

Mighty Switch Force newboi

>>144938378
based

You guys are gay

>>144940001
well at least im not a fag like you

>>144931656
wording this tbqh

>>144940071
thanks for the late response!

>>144940092
baited for this EXACT response

>>144940053
Yeah you are, bub.

>>144940001
cock > vagoo desu

>>144890610
cookie...

>>144941004
his name is cockboy

>>144941438
no that's >>144912941

>>144940683
Hey man that's pretty gay I'm going to have to beat you up for that.

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>>144940001

>streamer let's people attach youtube links to their donations for music to be played on stream
>it's all metalcore
kill me

>>144931656
>peaches_
you mean peachesinactive05252016?

>>144943161
thanks for the late response!

>>144940683
Agreed.

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>dollgoddess : Trans women were worshipped as goddesses thousands of years ago, religious brainwashing ruined the earth

Cosmo's chat is truly a wonderland

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>MKWGino : I'm thinking of coming out to my parents sometime this summer. Hopefully start hormones within the next year or two. I'm still in high school. Do you think that's a good or bad idea Narci?

LOL COSMO IS FUCKING LOSInG IT ON STREAM RIGHT NOW

GET IN HERE

why the fuck is he crying

uh wtf

>narci's live
>load stream, browse another tab
>start hearing whimpering
>then crying
>then sniffing
>then more crying
>what the fuck?
>click back to narci's tab

oh.

TOP FUCKING KEK

https://clips.twitch
.tv/narcissawright/PuzzledWolverineHeyGuys

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brutal

>>144945285
u missed the sobbing and whimpering part

>>144945285
this new feature on twitch is amazing

>>144945285
based grav

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narci make this an emote! :3

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>>144945285
>that perfectly timed tear

>>144945285
is he crying or laughing i can't tell

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>>144945491
I was confused but then I realized it shows who made it lel

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>>144945285
>that tear on his giant fucking jew nose

>>144945285
pure mental illness

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0

>>144945996
god i've heard this a few times, but it's still so fucking creepy

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>>144945285

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>>144945285
>yfw cosmicide is imminent

>>144945285
lol fucking loser

why is cosmo crying so much lately

>>144945285
Cosmo is so hard to watch these days. He portrays a completely different person than before. I don't understand what happened.

>>144946865
because of the fear

>>144946865
girl here

estrogen does that to a person

>>144947221
you aren't a girl

>>144946865
PMS

>>144945285
narcissawright/v/71399940?t=2h28m10s

this is horribly fascinating, watching a man come unglued on stream

Remember to sit up straight while speedgaming!

>>144947512
Don't tell me what to do bub

>>144947541
I'm reminding you for your own good! You don't want a vulture neck like Wanda, do you?

*watches anime*

speedrunning is dying

SM64 gets a small fraction of the viewers it used to get and that's after the help of a super meme maker raid

>>144948141
Everything dies eventually.

cheese is on FIRE right now

>tfw johnny plays it again

can somebody post the cosmo "wtf is happening" painting please thank you

imagine being narcismo

>>144948864
thank you my good nigger

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>>144949178

chavxbrain

sgdq wont even break 500k

>>144951872
i hope that's the case. i hope gdqs burn. after their clear disrespect to the speedrun community and taking hundred of thousands of dollars from donations to pay themselves, they deserve to crash and burn.

we're back~

>>144952990
who is we?

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what did he mean by this, /srg/?

I have not followed speedrunning for a little over a year.

Is Cyghfer a cultist now? What happened?

Where did deertier go? Is Zoast still comfy?

Is speedrunning dead yet

>>144953406
cyghfer is a fellow trumpeteer
deertier goes down randomly, zoast is still #1
maybe

>>144949178
dont post pictures of croni when we're discussing cosmo

>>144953406
Zoast is like the last standing pillar of speedrunning as I used to know it.

>>144953636
thanks for the late response!

*doesn't play an intense high APM game for hours per day for months and months*

theres no such thing as hand pain!!!!!!! youve been exposed!!!!!

>>144953636
who is we?

>>144953750
I've played video games for 22 years and guitar for 10 years and never had pain playing games that was anywhere near being worse than after a few hours of playing guitar.

>>144953823
nice blog

>>144953823
yeah well you suck at guitar

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>>144953636
croni is qt tho

>>144954684
tranny nutter

>>144953682
what makes you say that?

>>144953823
>after a few hours of playing guitar.
I think you're confusing transient muscle strain with permanent tendon damage.

And yeah, some people never get hand pain, just like how some people never get back pain. Genetic predisposition is a real thing, shockingly.

>>144954684
not into twinks

>>144955227
Just give it a rest BounceyBoy, Diddeh's SOB is so much lower than yours and it's only a matter of time before he exposed you so hard that your hands explode.

>>144955643
Not bounceyboy, but I do have tendon and nerve damage proven by shock testing, MRI and surgical examination. The sole causes are typing and video games.

>>144947609
lool

>>144955874
What are the symptoms and how much have you been doing it? Just hoping to learn and take precautions if necessary.

>>144909326
wait... what?

i'm sure i was in his stream like 2 months ago and he was trying to look like a fat chick.

>>144956610
thanks for the late response!

>>144911721
damn

meth really did a number on the undertaker

>>144955874
Imagine actually going as far as getting an MRI just to have an excuse when you get exposed as a second place shitter.

>>144956901
thanks for the late response!

>>144956610
not surprised at all

typical phony and tranny enabler

>>144946891
sing it with me boys

JOHNNY

>>144957435
was a young boy

>cheese with the wr 2 days in a row

>>144958058
>Now that I've got all the attention I seeked I don't actually want to cut my dick off

>>144958646
who's cheese and what game?

>>144958879
SM64 runner, improved the 120 record 2 days in a row.

>>144959092
>120

aww shit, he must be actually good

>>144959208
He only has WR because Siglemic didn't know about No Save & Continue when he was in his prime.

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>>144958879
>who's cheese
>>>/v/

>>144960095
why is he sperging out, he's already like 20s behind

>>144960095
SIGLEMIC!!!

>>144959680

I don't want to meme, but that's a pretty arbitrary comment.

>pablo would have the WR in every castlevania game if he had the funkdoc strats
>funkdoc would have all the WRs if he had the kmac strats

>>144960095
ALLAN YOU ARE ADDICTED MON

>>144960324
>de hippie spacing

>>144960154
because he gets into a cycle of continually increasing frustration. when he does a mistake, he gets frustrated. when he gets frustrated, he makes more mistakes.

>>144960095
estrogen beta

>>144960368
i have no idea what this means

is it a reference to that dkc runner?

i dreamt that i was filled with such anger and hate
that i had absorbed it all
and people's unfair actions towards me
justified my unfair actions towards others

and any small slight towards me
or anything dissatisfying at all
meant that i could be horrible in return

a reaction to the outside world
not perfectly matching up with
my desire

the freedom of action
the freedom of expression
and the desire to have things my way
in a world not mine

https://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm

>>144960737
It is politically incorrect and bigoted to believe this behavior is mental illness.

>>144960364
someone post the video

reminder that stream monster 64 isn't a good speedgame to follow and has degenerate runners

stop forcing it

>>144962195
Alright guy on /srg/ with absolutely no credability whatsoever, I'll take your word for it

>>144962297
as opposed to somebody on an anonymous imageboard that has credibility?

>>144962297
>credability
15 yo stream monster spotted

out

What year is medievil set in?

>>144962820
current year minus arbitrary categories in speedrunning

>>144962947
>528 arbitrary categories

>>144886663

word

>>144964051
>de hippie spacing

>>144964051
why did you spoiler?

medievil

>>144964485
>>144964202

Baited for these EXACT responses

which were counter bait for this exact response

memevil

>>144965096
>de hippie spacing

>>144965096
why did you spoiler?

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>>144965451
>>144965361

>>144959680
no save only saves about 15 seconds in a 120 star run. so no, that's obviously not the reason cheese has wr.

>>144965798
>cheese is le god gamer meme
he turned it into his job and grinds it 8 hours a day with a ton of offline practice

>>144965798
yeah well you've been exposed you little snakechav birdlet grind monkey cuck. Waah waah! Exposed.

>>144972253
o_o

Remember when GrindxBurger was exposed? HAHAHAHAHA!

>>144971975
he's put fewer hours into the game than any of the other top 5 runners. he doesn't even have a working game shark currently.

A grind birdlet monkey cuck... With a bird laugh! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>144972595
newsflash optimized practice and actively running nets you better results than on and off attempts

he also didn't have to grind old routes like the oldbois

>>144973054
imagine being halfway through 2016 and still trying to find ways to defend how bad people were at speedrunning years ago......................

>>144973054
>newsflash optimized practice and actively running nets you better results than on and off attempts
you mean like how puncay grinded practice and runs for 3 months straight to beat cheese's old record, and then cheese game back from OOT and beat it within 2 weeks without doing ANY practice?
>he also didn't have to grind old routes like the oldbois
what old routes? siglemic was doing basement early when he got his 1:43.

>>144973196
speedrunning isn't an RPG where every logged hour counts, derusting is a thing for a reason

https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/740945653300404225
um, is lurk calling hispanics lazy....?

>>144973423
>speedrunning isn't a role playing game
you sure?

There's honestly no defending it. Cheese has put the least amount of time into the game than the top runners and achieved better results than all of them. The fact that he ran OOT for months then came back to Mario and instantly crushed the 70 and 120 records without a gameshark to brush up on is impressive. He is simply better at speedrunning and video games than anyone else in the game, it's a fact.

So is Big Jon gay?

>>144973376
>anime viewing degen depresso
>not up to par during runs
are you really surprised about that?

>>144973751
>implying cheese is more mentally stable than puncay
lmao

>>144973376
>what old routes? siglemic was doing basement early when he got his 1:43.
siglemic is a classic example of someone burnt out on doing runs, which is the only reason he isn't competitive

>>144973661
probably bisexual. we know he loves oprah and big belly men.

>>144973879
thanks for the late response!

>>144973919
who is we?

>>144945285
based grav

>>144974205
thanks for the late response!

>>144973879
>soe will never stream mgr ever again

>>144974235
np