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Vivienne Edition

Blood & Wine and patch 1.21 is released!
New Region trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ
Patchnotes: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.20-ENG.pdf

HoS developer stream: http://www.twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

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First for gimmicks make good perks, birds and dank memes.
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Is anyone else supremely annoyed that you have to hover over items for a second for their name/description to appear? It's especially obnoxious when flipping through manuscripts or other formula at vendors and that have no physical difference.
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>>144838120
>searching for that one fucking oil that I won't need in the next 5 hours after the current fight
Yes, it's retarded.
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How do ya like that silver?
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Rocks.
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>sword phases through every race dummy
>run out of time
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>>144839404
spent 40 minutes trying to do this fucking race before i gave up
you can turn difficulty down and the race because much easier to the point where you can win by only hitting the crossbowtargets

those dummy hitboxes are literally hitler
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>>144839404
>>144839623
What the fuck are you people doing
I literally hit every dummy both in training and in the race, first try, without issues
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>>144837889
Need money for the grandmaster gear.

Best way to make money in the current version of the game? Already ran out of quests.
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>>144839749
mouse or controller?
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>>144839819
Mouse, of course. Who do you take me for?
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>>144839749
I didn't have much trouble with the dummies after a couple tries to get the timing down, bu that fucking horseback fight with the rivian knight infuriated me.
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>>144839808
Collect bandits arms and sell them
Made about 30k just in blood and wine on this
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>>144839863
>tfw drinking neckker warrior decoction for 50% more mounted damage
no honor

>>144839858
i used mouse too
guess i'm just shit

>>144839884
this
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>>144837889
>Vivienne edition
>Not cutie bruxa edition
Also
>Vivienne edition
>Posts boring notmalfag Vivienne instead of the top tier birdfu
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>>144839819
I used controller, had little issue
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>>144839404
Try holding the mouse button and not letting it up. It slows down time till you want to strike at the perfect moment.
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I want to be Annarietta's loyal bard!
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>>144840157

Doesn't matter when sword phases through target
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>>144840001
best girl
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>>144840174
How can you instantly die from being stabbed by a 1-inch hairpin?
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>>144840321
If this was witcher 1 there would be a lot less strategically placed feathers
And she would be fuckable
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>>144840791
It went right into the vital plot death requirement spot
It's probably around 3 or 4 inches though
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This right here is a prime example why Yen is a piece of shit.
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>>144841043
She's not wrong, you know.
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Hjalmar is my pretend wife and should be yours too
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>>144841043
she doesn't like dumb meatheads that get drunk a brawl
who cares
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>>144841104
>ask her to come to viking dinner with viking bros
>says she'll gladly come
>proceeds to bash viking bros

Then later on in the quest she refuses to tell Geralt why they're risking their lives for some dumb mask. Shes a serpent.
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Reminder that Skellige deck is CANON
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Reminder that Skellige deck is non-canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition and it's perfect just the way it is.
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>>144841228
I mean, my aunt is really racist, but she makes a mean casserole.
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>>144841228
because she thought you'd disprove
she just wants ciri back, whatever the cost

like how she did necromancy and fucked up that garden in skellige
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>>144841313
Aw yes the ancient tradition of gwent

Which Geralt a world traveler has never heard of until the year which Witcher 3 takes place in.
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>>144841313
Dumb midgetposter
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>>144841395
It was in the books, dingus
Granted, it was nothing like what we gave in the game, but atill
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>>144841228
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What does Yennefer smell like?
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>>144841228
She simply states her opinion, which happens to be very accurate for once.

>she refuses to tell Geralt why they're risking their lives
Yeah, that happens a lot. Toying with Geralt is a pretty decent pastime.

>>144841235
>>144841313
Reminder that canon is a buzzword, the entire quest is a meme, and Skellige deck is shit.
SHIIIT!
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>>144841449
>muh books

Shut up nerd

Want me to throw you into your locker?
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>>144841449
>we will never get to play Barrel
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>>144841496
Lies and cucking
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>tourney turns into a 4v1
these teammates suck cock
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>>144841496
Zoltan Chivay and field marshal Windbag
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>>144841043
>getting this easily triggered
Holy shit.

I prefer that run away option though
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>>144841496
Hedgehog dick.
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>>144841598
It was about Yennefer, not Triss.
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>>144841716
>"GOTTA GO FAST!" - Emhyr var Emreis, Deithwen Addan yn Carn aep Morvudd
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>Its the Roach with no tail bug

This is killing me,my autism is ravaged

Any fix to this yet?
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>>144841862
Replay the entire game when you get to viking land he'll have his tail back.
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>>144841862
No and there never will be.
Regards, Marcin #52 from Money Printing
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>>144841496
Geralt and Ciri :3
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>>144841901
>Replay the entire game
>mfw i literally just finished another run a minute ago
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>>144841993
Hello my wife's son!
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>>144841043
>>144841228
>Trissfag being this autistic
What a suprise.
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Skellige deck is so shit I had no chance in winning that gwent tournament in BaW. I could defeat monsters but nilfgard just steamrolled me. Northen Kingdoms any day.
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Reminder that
>witcher Ciri
>saving Olgierd
>killing Dettlaff
are the objectively correct endings
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>>144842479
I agree
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>>144842479
Shut up, Fabio
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>>144842479
Reminder that this anon is a faggot and that
>bad dad
>save olgierd
>everybody dies
are the objectively correct endings
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>>144842479
The epilogue is only appropriate for a Yen ending
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>you will never shoot up a school with Dettlaff
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>>144842776
>Yenfags think Geralt shouldn't be visited by his own daughter
>at his own house
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>>144842796
>You will never be an autistic, emo edgelord like Dettlaff
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>>144842850
>vanilla Ciri epilogue says they went their separate ways
>"I changed my mind xD"
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>>144842923
>Ciri isn't allowed to change her mind
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>mfw i pissed off guillaume
>i didn't even fug her

Don't know how i feel about this
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>>144842850
>Cirifags think Geralt shouldn't live with love of his life.
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>>144842975
>retconing is okay when it suits my agenda
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>>144842978
She gets to be free
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>>144842978
That is the best ending.
Guillaume represents the corruption of the Knight-Errant (or at least one aspect of it)
Consumed by Lust.
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Toussaint feels just so fucking comfy.

Now I want to live on a vineyard in some warm place, probably around the Mediterranean, instead if my current shithole that alternates between a frozen wasteland or an Aushwitz tier oven.

> ywn work hard from dawn till dusk and give your wife a nice long night.
JUST
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>>144842263
>disliking yen means I like Triss
Come up with something original.

If it were up to mean you would be able to romance Ciri.
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>>144842923
>he thinks that means she isn't allowed to viait her father figure from time to time
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post cuddly Birdfu.
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>>144843135
Then get out there and make your dreams come true instead of dreamposting on a Mongolian arrow fletching chatroom
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>>144843349
While we're at it, can we all agree that Ciri's alt outfit is the only good one?

>Yen's looks like a cheap whore's outfit
>Triss' looks like an expensive elven whore's outfit
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>>144842263
>ban evasion
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Why does Geralt even bother falling in love?

I know Triss/Yen are witches but witchers still live for fucking ever. Vesemir is at minimum 400 years old and is probably older.
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>>144843397
>egg
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>>144843397
Pickle pee!
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>>144843546
>caging the bird with a faggot she doesn't love
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>>144843482
Nope. In a few moments from the time of your image she will magically revert to her default because cdpr didn't think it was good enough to warrant rendering a scene for.
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>>144843493
Because Geralt is a sperg who tries to live the normalfag life
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>>144843583
>walk in the forest
>find this
>wat do?
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>>144843816
>take her home
>tell her she doesn't have to explain but she will have to eat all the eggs
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>>144843816
Pump her rump.
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>>144843986
>no gentle back rubbing before
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>>144843768
It still looks better than default
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>>144843638
He immediately starts making bird puns once the curse is removed.
How could you not love him.
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>>144843638
She is visibky worried when rock bagder hits him in the arena
And "true love" is the requirement for the transfer to work
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The true question is: What would Andrew do?
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I'm going to rape Yennefer at the vineyard when Geralt's not home
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>>144844840
That would require you to become fictional and no longer real
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>>144844512
get drunk on cheap vodka and write another prequel based on his bitter experiences with smug bitches.
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>>144845080
>implying you wouldn't a poland pretend wife
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> Daily reminder that Vivienne is a harpy and treats Sir Goldilocks like a lap dog if you make them be together.

>>144843482
>Yen's looks like a cheap whore's outfit
That's my favorite one...

Alt Ciri looks like some bad ''Skellige cosplay''
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Any duchess porn yet?
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>>144845646
Dandelion, please
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>>144843493
Reminder that sorceresses live a pretty long life too. Reminder that Yen is ~100 years old just like Geralt.
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>>144843493
>Vesemir is at minimum 400 years old and is probably older.
Nope, he's about 200-250
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>>144845696
So she is not only a hunchback, but old and saggy too?
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>>144845478
>bad ''Skellige cosplay''
I think that's the intention.

>>144845646
How dare you!
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Reminder that Witcher 2 was and still is a better game than Witcher 3 will ever be.
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>>144845970
(You)
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>>144845970
Reminder that The Hexer TV series was and still is better than the games ever will be.
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>>144845970
W2 has the best main story.
But, alas, with the dlcs W3 really is the best Witcher.
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>>144845646
only found 1 so far
and only 1 of birdfu
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>>144846106
>source engine lighting
I can't fap to that!
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>>144845970
>QTEcher 2: Cinematic Experience Edition
>better than anything
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>>144846167
Don't be a sperg
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>>144846256
Yes, I very much prefer the bloated, filler quest-laden Witcher 3 edition that detracts from narrative myself?
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Who is the Kenny Rogers of The Witcher?
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Where the hell do I get resources for grandmaster upgrades?
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I want to bite that lion.
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>>144845785
Yes.
Also, Triss is totally charred and philippa is a 300 year old corpse.
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>>144846275
>even Keira's ther
Based.
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>>144846275
>Don't be a sperg
I am not a sperg, I just like a e s t h e t i c s in my porn
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>>144846554
You have to create infused slyzard hide and infused dimeritium ore yourself. They take up acid, notably, which is dropped from centipedes and probably others too.
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>>144846275
how the fugg do you get that painting?
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>>144846793
Cuckerel
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>>144846275
what sorcery is this?
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>>144846831
2 hours in paint
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>>144846373
>filler quest
I wish every RPG had such "filler" sidequests as W3, friend.
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>>144846767
>They take up acid, notably, which is dropped from centipedes and probably others too.
easier to buy that one, just run between armorer, blacksmith and grandmaster armorer

Orichalcum ore is a bit pricey, but you can craft it from green gold jewelry you nick from all over toussaint
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>>144846831
It's a mod
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>>144846767
>>144846554
i just bought enritched dimeritium ore and acid and crafted from there
bit pricey but who cares
i already had all the mats i needed for plenty of infused slyzard hides

protip; manticore chest only needs regular dimeritum plate so it's WAY cheaper
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Mod that makes all armor look like Manticore when?
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jesus christ, am i reading this right?
>Euphoria; each point of toxicity increases sword damage and sign intensity by 1%.

why would i choose 5% more damager per attack (just upon taking damage) when i could sit at a constant buff that's WAY bigger?
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>>144847884
>why would i choose 5% more damager per attack (just upon taking damage) when i could sit at a constant buff that's WAY bigger?
If you acknowledge any gods
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What's the deal with Ciri's sword? It kills both humans and monsters?
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>>144847884
b-bit muh gimmicks
i-its no f-fun...
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>>144848062
You can kill monsters with steel
Silver's just better at it
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>>144848084
This desu.
Winter Aard best mutation.
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>>144848062
ciri's sword doesn't matter, she could kill anything with a stick if properly trained

she's theoretically invincible and faster than everything
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>>144848235
>he uses signs
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>>144848324
>he plays the game
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>>144848324
>he cheeses the game with the most boring and powerful skill tree
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>>144848613
but i don't use signs
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>>144841496
straight man poo
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>>144848643
>signs
>the most boring and powerful skill tree
Pick one, no more than one.
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>>144848062
The game put emphasis in ''Steel for humans, silver for monsters'', but if I remember correctly, that's just a myth. It's simply that some monsters are ''weak'' to silver, like werewolfs, striga, vampires, dopplers (Maybe everything that can change forms?). Is like ''toxic'' for them, But fuck, steel is also effective against some other monsters.

So anyway, silver and steel is just a game ''mechanic''. You can smash a drowner's head witch a wooden log and it would be just as effective.
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>>144848197
>>144848995
thx faams
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Lads I've got that gwent book that tells you which cards you've missed. I've just arrived in velen but it says I've missed one in white orchard.
I bought every card off the innkeep and won the gwent card off the guy though..Is it just referring to some generic one I can find in velen or am I fucked?
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>>144849498
Maybe be is the Leader card from the nilfgaardian noble?
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>>144849950
The one in Vizima? You could be right
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>>144848995
>Maybe everything that can change forms
No, it's everything that's from another worlds I think
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>>144850182
Elves are from another world.
And humans.
And 99% of the monsters I think (?)
I don't know, I was stating a fact, just and observation I made while writing that post
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Post builds
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>>144850535
>Euphoria
I tip my ass ears to you, good sir!
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>accept my reward from Emhyr for saving Ciri
>Ciri looks at me like I killed her dog
oh...
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>>144851464
>he sold Ciri
Look at him
Look at him and laugh
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>>144850535
Currently using Signs with no Swords equipped and it's fun. Going to try a DM run with only using the Misc tree soon.
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>>144851464
Literally worse than Hitler.
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>>144851618
>not selling a bandit slut to a forest critter
Nice meme.
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I now have reason to consider buying gtx 1080 ti
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>>144851906
Should just wait for the 1180ti desu.
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>>144851464
Pro tip: if you accept money, you get like 5k crowns (cost of a single witcher set give or take). If you decline, you get Nilf Roach, which money can't buy.
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>>144851994
Well 1080 + 750 ti for dedicated PhysX processing would cost about the same.

750 ti is so power efficient it's worth owning just for that fact. I regret not buying 690 as the last dual GPU nvidia, that's a collector's fucking item m8.
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>>144851812
LEWD INCEST
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>>144850120
It just hit me that good old scoob's a nilfgaardian.
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>>144852186
Now redo it with glasses on. Oh wait, that'd remove the hood.
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>>144852186
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Is 2077 even in development right now?
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>>144852354
those are some sick rhymes
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>>144850535
Remove signs
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>>144852554
why do you hate signs?
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Signs are arguably the most interesting build but they're so weak compared to Sword/Alchemy builds.
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>>144852620
Because magic is for women and elf fuccbois
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>>144839808
White Orchard smith killed with beehive
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>>144852620
Delusion robs you from cool gameplay moments, Quen is for scrubs, Aar sweep is literally useless

Useful sings: Alt Yrden (easy mode), Igni Jetstream (swag mode), Alt Quen (super baby scrub mode)
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>>144852716
Why not just use Cheat Engine?

If you're just going to use an exploit, why take that much time?
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Why does Roche wear a Ofieri turban?
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>>144852863
It's a chaperon
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>>144852863
Are you calling me a whoreson?
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>>144850535
>has alchemy
>no synergy
hahahahahah nawb
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>>144843816
check my map, I'm clearly going in circles
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>>144853159
Fringilla is literal garbage.
>>
so, have you learned how to wield a sword like a true monster hunter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOXdORyTqVY
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>He let Dijkstra kill Roche,Thaler and Ves
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>>144853159
No libraries, m8
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>>144853028
He doesn't need to state obvious facts, since you already are one.
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>>144853249
>true monster hunter
But where is the sword in that video?
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>>144853028
Why are you posting pictures of emhyr var emreis; spice merchant?
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>>144852824
So, then, Melee + Alchemy is a way to go, right?
If it is, what armor is good for a build like that?
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>>144853091
just making a fun build fampai, without the things that make combat easy ;^)
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>>144853381
A merchant...?
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>>144853249
>that vid
How to get rekt in real combat in seconds
keep fantasy in fantasy desu
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>>144853249
>Pls fuck me in the ass
>Turning your back to the opponent
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>>144853472
>real combat
Not that want to imply that you are wrong but I presume you have a lot of swordfighting experience anon.
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>>144853471
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>>144853159
>No Fringilla or Sasha in BaW

At least Regis was there.
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>>144853635
You blew it.
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>>144853686
of spices.

FUCK ME
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>>144853601
Not him but you dont need to be an expert to know that you shouldnt turn your back to the opponent
>>
I DID IT LADS
I KILLED THE ARACHNOMORPHS AND GOT THE JADE AS LEVEL 55 ON NG+
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>>144853772
>needing to see your opponent when you are a witcher
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>>144853601
No, i do not, but i'm knowledgeable in history and ancient/medieval warfare. I did not want to appear presumptuous with that post, just stating facts
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>>144853828
>This faggot comes up jumping and doing pirouettes
>Cant keep up
>"Fugg,get away"
>He tries to do a spin attack of some sort
>Raise my arm and stab him in the back
>"Kek,what a retard"

Geralt of Rivia,????-2016 RIP
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>>144853456
Real Witchers don't wear armor. So tier 1/2 Cat with some Wolf/Manticore pieces. If it looks like it's heavy or uncomfortable to wear or has chainmail in it, it's armor.
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so these are just super skills but you only have a slot for 1?
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>>144854425
Yes
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>>144854047
>>144853828
One of my favourite excerpt from the books. Geralt isn't even on drugs at that point.
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>>144854079
True witcher wear ornate robes
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>>144854510
Vlodimir pls
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>>144854510
Cossacks are not witchers. They are drunkards, carousers and brigands.
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>happy arab merchant enchants armor for 7k
Holy fuck.
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>>144854667
Speak for yourself lad

Tbh still cant get over the fact that HoS doesnt add Cossack haircut/moustache for Geralt
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>>144854751
You have something better to spend money on?
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>>144854887
I wanted to test lots of different enchants on lots of different gear, but after this one enchant I have 15k left and I'm in the early stages of NG+.
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>>144854832
>no Cossack haircut/moustache for Geralt
the only flaw of HoS
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>>144854751
Worth every single penny,
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>He didn't save Olgierd
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>>144855069
Both endings are equally valid, dumb frogposter.
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>>144845646
Why is there no porn of Jutta and Still Waters spreading their buttts open? I want to fap to stronk womyn's sweaty tight assholes.
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>>144855069
What happens if you don't choose to save him?
>>
Guys, is there any way to quickly mod the appearance of the Manticore armour onto the Kaer Morhen armour or something?

I want to play W3 from start to finish in W1 gear and really want to get started right fucking now but modders seem slow to update their mods.

Pls help.
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>>144855160
G.O.D. takes what's rightfully his, obviously. Then you have to say "don't want a thing from you", and he walks away whistling and playing with Olgierd's skull.
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>>144855160
O'Dimm takes his soul and offers you a selection of lame prizes then walks off
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>>144855127
>He didn't save Olgierd

What would Iris say lad?

Why did you let her down?
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>>144855360
How is she so best?
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>>144855360
He gets what he deserves tbqh famalam. "Good" ending is okay too, but the larger implications of O'Dimm fucking with Gerard at unspecified later date must be considered as well.
>>
Are there new sets and shit to be gotten from ng+?
played the game on launch and thought about replaying it now with the dlc's
but is there any point in doing ng+
are there new school sets and shit to be gotten
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>>144855593
NG+ ruins Manticore unless you use mods
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>>144855242
>Gaunter O'Dim

>Gaunter
>O'
>Dim

>G.O.D

I only got that now, am I retarded or am I retarded?
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>>144855648
wait wait wait

NG+ changes armour appearance?


wtfug, it was supposed to be best run... NG+ with HoTS+BaW which I consciously delayed so I could ng+ them
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>>144855545
>best voice
>best fashion
>best heart
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>>144855648
anon i dont rememeber if manticore was a thing when i played, but i went with the bear set after i could get it
well based on >>144855702
il do ng+ before doing dlc
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>>144855702
Just get this mod and you'll be all right
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1584/?
>>
Which girl has the biggest ass in the witcher universe?
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>>144856000
your mom lol
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>>144856000
Geralt's mom.
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>>144856000
Tomira the herbalist tied with generic thicc townswoman (see dijkstra's bath house)
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>>144856000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx4j-9lf-DQ
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>>144856000
None. They're all fridges.
>>
Which one first? Count Reuven's Treasure or Get Junior?
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Are Manticore set and swords any good?
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>>144856263
Dude European Union money lmao
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>>144856523
The set is the most swag and canon you're going to get
Use Iris and Aerondight for swords
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>>144856640
>tfw like sabres
>tfw no mod for having them on your waist instead of on your back

It ruins it for me desu
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>>144856640
>canon
Please don't turn Manticore into a meme set.
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>>144856724
Geralt is an autist and insists on wearing his swords on his back
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>>144856640
>Iris
But the crafted relic Toussaint Steel Sword is much better, my little anon.
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>>144856839
>not bending it like Beckham
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>>144856558
> Implying you don't want Still Waters to punch you down and smother you with her ass while she gives you an aggressive hand and blow job...
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>>144856907
Your pretend slut wife isn't real and never will be, faggot
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>>144856886
>STILL no Beckham robe for Geralt mod
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Left or Right, /krw/?

Also what dye goes with Wolf and doesn't look shite on Cat
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>>144856986
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>>144857228
Purple
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>>144857228
Both look equally terrible
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Syanna did nothing wrong.
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>>144857554
You are wrong.
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>>144857340
Not bad
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>>144857554
Fuck off, Anarietta
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>>144857630
Make your trousers light blue and your gloves red and you're golden
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>he didnt cuck Dettlaff
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Holy shit, it's the ba-ba-ba brickmaker from W1.
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Do you wanna fuck Anna Henrietta?
Leave feedback in this thread:

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/91181-There-are-soooo-few-sexual-partners-in-B-amp-W
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>>144857820
>That stronk body
>That frog face

When did everything go so wrong?
>>
>>144857875
No.
Stay back on the official forums.
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>>144857875
>not posting the webm
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>>144857961
This makes me feel funny in my heart
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>>144857961

Shirt, white manticore pants, no gloves and brown boots best outfit confirmed.
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>>144857934
>not wanting to fuck Annarietta
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>>144857961
Shes qt but shes such a stupid fucking cunt jesus christ
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>>144858098
>wanting to enter penis into dude nepotism lmao and risk being executed
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>>144858204
>risk being executed
Only if you aren't able to please her OR try to run away.
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>>144858204
>nepotism
Explain this meme to me.
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>>144858359
nepotism
[nep-uh-tiz-uh m]

noun
patronage bestowed or favoritism shown on the basis of family relationship, as in business and politics:
She was accused of nepotism when she pardoned the mastermind behind the killings solely because it was her sister.
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>>144857820
where?!
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>>144858359
Retards get really excited when they learn new words.
>>144858582
>She was accused of nepotism when she pardoned the mastermind behind the killings solely because it was her sister.
If you actually paid attention, Henrietta was gonna give Syanide a trial.
>>
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>
>>144858760
Full Definition of pardon
1
: indulgence 1
2
: the excusing of an offense without exacting a penalty
3
a : a release from the legal penalties of an offense
b : an official warrant of remission of penalty
4
: excuse or forgiveness for a fault, offense, or discourtesy

> excuse or forgiveness for a fault, offense, or discourtesy
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>>144858760
Hard to hold a trial when your sister kills you after you actually think she won't kill you just because you're related rofl
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>>144855668
I dunno what to say anon, maybe bioware would be more up to your level of narrative comprehension.
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>>144858840
>giving a trial is forgiveness
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>>144858981
>keeping your psychopath sister safe at the risk of the entire city and also threatening a good man because he thinks you've gone too far isn't favoritism shown on the basis of family relationship
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>>144858937
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>>144858587
Abandoned site to the southwest corner of Velen. You gotta kill a few bandits.
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>>144859179
>giving a trial is forgiveness
>>
All the BaW endings are for cucks
>>
STANDALONE GWENT GAME

http://nerdleaks.com/videogames/cd-projekt-will-announce-gwent-the-witcher-card-game-278

IT'S HAPPENING GUYS

official "witcher & cyberpunk & gwent general" when?
>>
>>144859250
>implyling the duchess won't soften Syanide's punishment just because they're related
>>
>>144859280
This. The expansion becomes absolutely retarded after the assault.
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>>144859385
>moving goalposts
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>>144859385
>it's an anon concludes the story with a fanfic episode
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I dont give two shits about Geralt

I want to play as David Beckham lads
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>implying you wouldn't an Ass Ears Fabio Geralt

>>144859224
Think I've seen him, been a while since I've Velen'd
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>>144859594
Same
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Do Whirl attacks each count as light attack?

So they can get the bonuses.
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>>144837889
looks like my mom in that angle
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>>144859306
But will it be balanced this time? Releasing it as-is, especially if you have to pay for anything, would be p lazy.
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>>144859306
Cyberpunk is never coming out
Witcher is over
We /gwent/ now
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>>144859663
Yep, they're regular light attacks delivered 3 times as fast
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>>144859594
I want to play as a mega slutty witcheress, even slurping on the cock of the most dirty, ugly, fat peasant
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>>144859827
t./tesg/
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>>144859827
Try Skyrim with mods
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>>144859179

this tbhonest famiglia

that scene I came to detest her, and have no regrets going the based Unseen Elder path

Both shit sisters are now dealt with, maybe Touissant can get an actual competent ruler
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>>144859894
>being this much of an edgelord
Bet you're a Yenfag too.
>>
>>144859894
>not going Shrekland and avoiding the ribbon just to make Regis happy
>>
>>144859894
>implying Annarietta is not already a competent ruler
>>
Would Sapkowski give Regis a happy ending this time?
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>>144859179
>>144859894
>negotiating with terrorists
Into the dungeon you go.
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>>144858792
wat build?
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Daily reminder KillHorse in console will fix your Roach

You just have to type it while mounted
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>>144860181
>protecting the original terrorist who even wants to kill you specifically
But why?
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>>144860275
Fix as in she will get her tail back?
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>>144860181

The irony is palpable.

Lock yourself up, you nepotistic cunt.
>>
>>144860113
Regis is literally his self-insert
>>
>>144860245
any build with euphoria.

it increases damage based on toxicity and i was fighting like 10 kikimores
>>
>>144859894
The real problem is that I expected more conversation before the shrekland path's conclusion and I got cheated by the ribbon. It feels as if it had way too much impact on the story's outcome compared to its significance. I would probably have let the crazy vampire kill the bitch.

The hard part is what follows: I would have preferred to kill it afterwards but I committing Regis to isolation is not something I'd want to do.
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reminder to all Trissfags it is confirmed that Triss sucked Roche´s dick to get Geralt out of prison in TW2.
>>
How can I be more like Dettlaff?
>>
>>144860589
Start by cutting off one of your hands
>>
>>144860589
Browse /r9k/ for three months with no other social interaction.
>>
Why can't I fuck Vivienne and Anna Henrietta? Why must I suffer?
>>
>>144860562

this, also she fucks Roche and his men while making camp with them during W2

Triss is a mega slut, best option is no waifu and Geralt banging whoever he wants
>>
>>144860679
>>144860690
Then fall in love with a psycho cunt and wait for her to leave you
>>
>>144860691
Because fuck you
t. Jean-Claude Juncker
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>>144860325
>original terrorist
Innocent until proven guilty by a court of law.
>>
>>144860679
>>144860690
>>144860783
Dont forget to get cucked by the nearest witcher
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>going with sorceress trash when there is clearly much better poon out there
>>
>>144860691
Annarietta belongs to Dindu Loins.
You wouldn't want to cuck your best friend, would you?
>>
>>144860905
Her gambeson makes me erect
>>
>couldn't bring myself to throw the match in HoS so I didn't get the Ass Ears.
>>
https://youtu.be/iTWIOrwy5Vw

Tfw you will never get enough gbp to become a witcher
>>
>>144860691
>Wanting to cuck Guillaume

What a cunt kill yourself lad
>>
I'm going after Wolven gear for the first time, apparently I need to go to Kaer Morhen, how the hell do you get there early? I can't fast travel.

Do I really have to do a ton of quests to unlock it, resulting in me being lvl 20+ by the time I get there? What's the entire point of putting lvl 14 gear there if you can't get there at lvl 14? So the starter Wolven gear is pretty much useless and non existent and the only point in getting it is to immediately upgrade it to the enhanced version to make it viable?
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>>144861201
This shit is so cringy

>People who unironically cosplay

I dont mind people enjoying things but god damn keep that shit in your room
>>
>>144861451
>What's the entire point of putting lvl 14 gear there
CDPR literally don't know what they're doing.
>>
>>144860836
By that logic, Dettlaff isn't guilty until put through a trial either.
Either Syanna was the original culprit or Dettlaff isn't a terrorist.
Besides, Syanna was literally found in the act of scheming and immediately confessed to kidnapping herself and using Autismo to kill the knights that escorted her into exile.
>>
You BATS, you lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlm5NN0xLMg
>>
Once we were many now we are few
>>
I want Gaunter O'Dimm to teach me how to cook!
>>
>Hurrr Dettlaff dindu nuffin
>Huurr it was Syannas fault

Both need to fucking die they killed based Milton
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>>144861816
Meet me at the nearest crossroads at midnight.
Regards, Master Mirror
>>
completed all witcher contract quests, curse bird, the tourney, the huge statue, 5 virtues grandmaster armors and the super mutations.

anything else worth doing before i blow through the main quest of BaW?
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>>144861641
syanna should die and detllaf bro lives, this is the most fair ending that i could think of.

also fuck the dutchess in Syannas grave while she cries for her sister would´ve added a delicious cherry in top of it.
>>
>>144861847
>based Milton
Fuck off, Milton is not even a man, just some cowardly prick.
>>
>>144861970
LIES

MILTON STRONG
>>
>>144861970
Go back to taking fat ogre dick, Syanide
>>
>>144861759
Detlaff fight was incredible imo

I had to try respeccing twice to kill him

Last part was like something out of Majora's Mask

HoSfags can s my d that dlc had mediocre bosses
>>
>>144861847
>Both need to fucking die they killed based Milton
He was in fact so """""based"""" that Geralt didn't even bring him up after he was murdered or felt obligated to avenge him.
>>
>>144861919
I agree
>>
>>144861641
Deadcuck is a monster, human laws don't apply to him.
>>
So what's the consensus on chainmail pauldrons now being blue instead of brown?
Better or worse?
>>
>>144861641
>Dettlaff isn't guilty until put through a trial either.
Because Dettlaff butchred an entire city? And since Syanna didn't directly murder someone a trial would be needed to assess the extend of her guilt.

>>144861919
>syanna should die and detllaf bro lives, this is the most fair ending that i could think of.
kys
>>
>>144861919
desu everyone dies is the best ending.

>Dettlaff dies because hes a mad cuck who sent a horde of vampires to destroy the comfiest city just because of some whore
>Duchess is a stuck-up cunt who refuses to listen to reason "HURR THESE PROOFS ARE NOT PROVING ANYTHING"
>Syanide

Hearing the duchess choke on her own blood was the best part of the DLC
>>
>>144862347
Dettlaff didn't directly kill anyone in the city. He got his network of vampires to do it just like Syanna used her vampire to kill the knights.
>>
>>144862294
Kaer Morhen armor always looked like fucking trash. Doesn't matter that one part of it is slightly different now.
>>
>>144862439
It is also the most Sapkowski-like ending
All it needs is a moralising monologue from Geralt and it even sort of has one
>>
>>144862039
Detlaff fight was easy as fuck besides the bat spam.
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>>144862439
>HURR THESE PROOFS ARE NOT PROVING ANYTHING
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Regis
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>>144860905
>Reminder not even Shani wants geralt
Sorceresses with several decades worth of mental issues are literally the only ones that want to spend any length of time with him. Also the only ones not bothered by his infertility.
>>
>>144862676
Was underutilized.
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>>144862485
wow releasing an entire horde of monsters on a city with thausand of innocents because you didn't get your demand of talking to someone is the same as tricking someone to kill a few specific people
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Dettlafffags=/r9k/
Syannafags=thirsty niggas
Duchessfags=dumb niggas
Regisfags=true bros
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>>144862795
its all the dutchess fault "HUUR HE DARES THREATEN UUUUURRRSHHH HURRR, HIS HEAD NOW!"
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>>144862676
Is the best without question
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>>144862604
Plus dat sweet fucking quickscope from Damien dude holy shit Syanide BTFO
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>>144862983
Damien is da man
True hero of the story
Best fashion too
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>>144862676
best girl
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>Anna Henrietta has one glaring weakness - her senpaitachi
>this means she's literally worse than Hitler, the worst ruler imaginable and deserves to die
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>>144863151
But he's a man?
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>>144862676
>>144862747
>>144862847
>>144862974
>>144863151
R E G I S
E
G
I
S
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>>144862983
>>144863078
I love how you become bros with Damien, while dealing with Duchesses nonsence
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I'm going to hug Regis and clap him on the back!
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>>144863189
>he
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>>144862676
Is the qtest in BaW
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>>144863410
Prove to me that Regis is NOT a he
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>>144862921
>expecting the witcher to do his job.
Although I would love to see those tactical beagles.
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>>144863461
I saw him turn into a Bruxa once, but that's a secret, don't tell anyone.
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>>144862604
more like the most lady of the lake style ending
which was a shitty cop-out of the cahir dynamic and everything else
the short stories on the other hand didn't just kill everyone, and a good number of them had happy endings
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>>144863563
You lie! Show proofs or else!
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'Iris' is 'Ciri' backwards
'Ciri' is 'Iris' backwards
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>>144862921
>its all the dutchess fault
Maybe, just maybe, the majority of the fault belongs to the one who actually did it?
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>>144863836
why not make your evil sister go to the meeting instead of wait and see what happens, "RELEASE THE BEAGLES" we hunting foxes now senpai.
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>>144863631
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>>144863836
>the gun is more at fault than the person aiming and pulling the trigger
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>>144859306
It's about damn time
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>>144863349
Anon that's l- lewd! Regis is not for sexual!
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>>144863963
wut da fuck
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>>144863963
Your image is shopped! I can tell by the pixels.
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>>144863963
>your best bro will never actually be a lass
>tfw no Regina gf
JUST
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>>144863976
In this case the gun is an actual person retard.
>If you don't give in to my demands I will kill all those people. Oh, you didn't? Now all those people are dead and it's entirely your fault.
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>>144864042
You think that's lewd? Just you wait for afterwards when I lounge back in a chair opposite to him in his own chair and have a cold drink with him while talking about whatever!
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>>144864095
There's no need for blind denial, anon.
>>
>just now it occured to me I've been playing with "low" texture quality since patch 1.21 came out
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>144860405
Yes
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>>144863963
Regis is cute! :3
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>>144864180
assless Dettlaf did warn us all, and we didnt listen.
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How big is Regis' cock?
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>>144864287
Yes but it's not him in that image! Don't let anon fool you with his photoshopping skills!
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>>144864336
ask yer mum
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Regis on a skateboard teaching Dettlaff how to do sick tricks
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>>144864240
Anon you go too far. I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to leave until you understand that Regis is pure and virginal must remain unsullied.
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>>144864291
>When the Music intensifies with Detlaff
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is it just me or black dyed manticore looks good.
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>>144864532
Edgy.
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>>144864508
You will never stop me from chilling with Regis like the true bro he is!
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>>144864336
Big enough for Geralt to feel full and stretched and satisfied.
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>>144864532
I like it.
>>144864580
Nigga this game is already edgy.
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>>144864532
dont dye the jacket and it looks better
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>>144864696
wont it look like a walking circus? with the green tone the jacket has white brown and black?
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>>144864628
Anon, I'm sorry to inform you that only Geralt has those privileges. You might as well just kill yourself now, because you'll never feel warm and safe in his arms.
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>>144864857
Will I meet Regis on the other side?
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Is 4k anon kill?
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>>144861912
>>144861912
>>144861912
pls respond
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>>144864962
i hope so, good riddance
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>>144864696
nvm anon it does looks better.
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>>144864962
Feels good, doesn't it?
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>>144864962
I hope not
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>>144864924
No.
And neither will I.
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>>144865098
nice
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>>144865098
That looks terrible.
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Booted up the game to play the new expansion.

My old build was made the wolven armor and used a combination of fast attacks, sign spamming and that whirl+ekhidna OP combo. Now that spin2win is nerfed, what's a good skill to replace whirl?
Is crippling strikes decent?
Or should I throw the points into strong attacks + rend instead?
Have they fixed Rend's damage?
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>>144865447
>replacing whirl
What the fuck am I reading
It's still god-tier
>>
Deliver Syanna or kill Deadlaugh?

Leaning on delivering

i wish i could do both
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>>144865689
Kill Deadlaugh he is the biggest villain in the expansion
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>>144865736
much skill fiend
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>>144865689
You can do both
Just don't get the ribbon and choose to attack Deltaforce afterwards
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>>144865736
I already chose my path, thanks
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What does Yennefer's boobs taste like?
>>
>>
>>144866065
Garfield
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>>144866065
milky saltcoins
>>
What does Ciri's milk taste like?
>>
>>144865736
Wait for me, Regis...
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>>144866087
Thanks for giving me cancer in the eyes
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>>144866156
Lilac and gooseberries
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>>144866156
BATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATSBATS
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>tfw killed Regis' gf in the first game
I-I'm sorry, bro
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Nope, the AI is still shit.
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>>144866318
Still seems like it's winning, bro.
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>>144866316
What the fuck, man? Be glad W3 doesn't read your W1 choices.
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What does Yennefer's butt smell like?
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>>144866435
>doesn't see that he has siege horn and frost along with a spy.
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these bats are fucking me up holy shit what am i doing wrong
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>>144866458
Her abusive father's cum
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>>144866458
Tre flips
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>>144866526
Just run perpendicularly to him. Do not roll. If you are talking about Dettlaff
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>>144866574
rad lad, best lad
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>>144866526
If you acknowledge any gods, start praying now.
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>>144866526
Kill him before he casts them.

>>144866574
>Keira
She was never imprisoned, don't spread lies.
>>
Is the Wedding in HoS one of the greatest Witcher moments ever. Because I think it is.
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>>144866770
>Kill him before he casts them.
non deathmarch babby detected
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>>144866838
I agree, the painted world was one of the greatest moments in the entire series.
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Yen is cute
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Are any of the mutations better than Europhia? ~250% extra sword damage seems pretty broken
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>>144865736
I'm coming soon my love
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>vampires are now highly vulnerable to silver
>higher vampires is now kind of vampire instead of category like lower vampires (ekimmara, katakan, garkain etc.)

thx cdpr
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>>144866863
Babby with a shit build detected. I did it on Deathmarch even without the alchemy meme build.
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>>144860948

Well...
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>>144867301
No problem.
Regards, Marcin #31 from Money Counting
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>>144867518
gurwa :-DDD
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>>144867253
>(to a maximum of 75%)
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>>144867675
That's if you have 100 Toxicity yes.
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>>144867253
it's op as fuck>>144858792

you can use 2 decoctions and just walk around with like 60%bonus damage CONSTANTLY WITH ZERO DRAWBACKS
i recon they'll nerf it
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>>144867606
Excuse me
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>>144867675
If you have 100 toxicity, sure. I could get it higher, but I don't have the manticore set
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>>144867253
It's also the most boring one.
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>>144867896
>>144867935
oh, didn't know that
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>>144859827
This.
Ciri would be good, with card collection a la witcher 1.
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>>144838079
>tfw you remember the old days where /wtc/ was full of waifu shit posts.

damn, how far we have come.
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>>144867917
what happened?
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Autistic Geralt
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Does anyone have a gif/webm of Shani's reaction after Geralt says "I'm clairvoyant"?
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>>144866435
>freeze and spy in hand
>still have hero power
Even after he decoyed my Spy he wasn't close to winning.
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>>144868132
delet
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>>144868150
>how far we have come
Exactly nothing's changed as far as I can tell, only people don't take obvious baits as often.
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>>144868150
Not far enough.
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>>144868559
no.
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>>144868619
W2 /krw/ was god-tier
I miss the old one
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>>144868457
tfw bro has Blave sword as well.
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>tfw no one will ever hug you like this
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>>144868634
you better do it
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>>144868132
I can get behind that. Release date when?
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>>144868552
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>>144868880
show me.
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>>144852186
>one fight you end with words
>another fight you just block 3 times
why is Toussaint full of fags? not a single one would last in Skellige
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>>144868880
I concur
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>>144869314
>why is Toussaint full of fags?
It's southern Europe
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I want to kiss geralts penis.
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>>144868690
Nice
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>>144869405
>no pwp fanfic of Emhyr/Ciri
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>>144869803
Regis pls
Visenna pls
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>>144869803
an empress must not behave like this so stop drinking and bend over for papa again!
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>>144869405
Removed the photoshop from your image, bro.
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>>144869828

Where do I get that steelsword?!
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>>144870048
Regis doesn't want Geralt's penis!
Regis is PURE!
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>>144869803
Regis, talk like that is why that laugh got jealous and went to find himself mortal pussy
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>>144870110
Unfortunately I'm not Ciri. I'd be quite alright with being Emhyrs cocksock though, even though Geralt is much cuter.
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>>144869114
the best
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>>144864279
Lad.

>Use the command
>Roach off-screen
>Press x to call horse
>Bugged again

Fucking hell this is pointless
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>>144869828
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>>144870552
Delet your post RIGHT NOW
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>>144870552
they wouldn't fit.
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Dad! Err... I mean Geralt, it's me Shani! Let's get drunk and go to that boat on the middle of the lake. It will be fun.
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>>144870658
That's actually kinda cute.
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>>144870658
go on..
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>>144870658
Stop right there.
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>>144868254
Vegetarianism
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k..
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>>144870736
Nevermind, I found someone better. You can fuck right off, dad.
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>>144870981
dat dont feel right.
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>>144870981
oh really? I'm just gonna sell you back to Emhyr then.
>>
>>144870981
Beckham is pure, get that whore away from him.
>>
>>144870254
If i remember correctly, I won it from the Ofieri gwent player in that Gwent Tournament in Beauclair.
>>
>>144871205
that is correct my friend.
>>144870254
you need to win it from the sand nigger.
>>
>>144871229
I don't think Ciri's a virgin
>>
>>144871325

SHUT UP! SHE'S PURE ;_;
>>
>>144871229
Beckham is too good for Ciri
Iris / David is the only one true pairing
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>>144871374
So pure! :3
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>>144871580

WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY? STOP THIS AT ONCE!
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Holy shit, dad? It's your third return today. I think I will need the help of friend to be able to satisfy you.
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>>144871580
staph
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>>144871580
Mistle was a dirty rapist.
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>tfw time to rest
>tfw only garbage AAA games in the near future
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>>144871697
It is not only time to rest from Witcher
It is time to rest from all games
>>
>tfw you dream of living out at sea but never will
>>
>>144871665
you may invite your gf from the golden perch too.
>>
>finished BaW today
>mfw I think I fucked up because all went wrong ;_;
>Because of that damn ribbon Detlaff ran amok and I had to put him down...seeing what a higher vampire actually looks like was cool though
>Anna Henrietta is dead because her sister killed EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HER SHE WANTS TO KILL HER SECONDS BEFORE THAT REEEE
>Syanna is dead too because she's a bitch and Damien is a true lad
>Regis has to leave because all the other vampires want to end him now ;_;

At least I had the witcheress ending in the main game, so Geralt can live with his daughteru in the vinyard while Toussaint collapses into chaos.
>>
>>144871849
>Dog
>>
>>144871849
>but never will
What's your excuse?
>>
>>144871945
you got the best ending
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>tfw you will never be Dandelion´s favorite whore.
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>>144871945
Yeah, having to kill Dettlaff because you can't resist a round of Gwent is a huge bummer that is only slightly weighed against by a cool fight and bats
Anarietta was too daft for her own good but Damien, like the true bro he is, actually listens
Regis being sad is the strongest kick in the groin
Other than the ending, did you have fun?
>>
>>144872324
>implying Dettlaff shouldn't die
>>
>>144872451
>implying Regis shouldn't be happy
>>
>>144872090
>bro 1 has to leave and hide in a far away place where people don't believe in vampires
>bro 2 is depressed and thinks it's all his fault
Nah it's sad.
>>144872324
It...really was because the little drug dealing girl challenged me to a game of gwent. So that stuff is addictive.

But yeah, it was fun. The main story was short as hell, but first it had Regis in it and the last quests were pretty awesome. Worth the money.
>>
>>144872651
he should be happy.
>>
What does Yennefer's socks taste like?
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>>144872451
>wanting to make Regis sad
You fucking sadist
Your only job is to protect that smile
>>
>>144872721
Then Dettlaff has to not get killed and learn from Regis how to be better at social interaction otherwise Regis will have to hide far away.
>>
>>144872941

horse urine
>>
>>144873009
ill rot in the dungeon just to see that vampire smile.
>>
>>144872985
yeah, Regis will just be cool with the fact that Dettlaff mass murdered an entire city. The three of them will just be bff drinking mandrake distillate into the sunset.
>>
>>144873436
Don't be a racist
This is just his vampiric way of expressing sadness and disappointment
>>
>>144873436
No, Regis will be mad but get over it and take the time to teach no ass that laugh how to interact with humans properly and not massacre a city because one cunt made him look like an idiot.
>>
>>144872671
My biggest problem with the expansion is that the main story was way too short and felt way too important to just leave be for a while to do sidequests so I ended up only doing a very small handful of side stuff because I wanted to see where the main story went.
Don't get me wrong, what little was there was pretty good until Syanna came into the picture and hogged the spotlight for the last 5 hours and Regis taking Dettlaff to the party might just be my favourite bit because of how powerful the mood was there. Regis and Dettlaff helping with the siege was also pretty cool until it came to actually entering the keep and seeing who was inside and every second with Regis was as good as he is.
Despite not getting everything there is to get out of it on my first run, I also had more fun than not other than technical issues with my old computer and 1.21 not being the smoothest patch
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Do you think Geraldo can find love again after his lonely ending, /kurwa/?
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>>144874074
Sure, with Ciri
>>
>>144870429
You got it all wrong, laddie. Let me reiterate: call roach, mount roach, open console, type KillHorse, Roch dies, call Roach again, Roach fixed forever.
>>
>>144874074
We've already established that he goes with his true love: Regis
>>
>>144874074
He's going to monologue to Basil Fawlty about evil, love and consequences for three hours and then hang himself.
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hello /wtc/. I am a physicist working at a secret department in CERN. Today we successfully opened a hole in space and time and among many other things, we found a usb with Cyberpunk 2077 on it. I managed to smuggle this one out of the department for personal use. It's an amazing game, hard to believe it, but it truly does continue the insane, borderline impossible improvement curve that CDPR has been doing since their first witcher game.
Here's the thing, should I keep it to myself? Obviously I'm not gonna upload it, it would be a financial disaster for CDPR if I leaked this, and ruin the future games we could get. But... Should I send it to CDPR? surely, reverse engineering the game would be a shit ton faster than making it from scratch, and they could probably use the rest of the time on an earlier release, additional content and additional polish.
But would it jade them? it's probably boring to have the fundamental creation processes taking care of beforehand. It might also damage their learning process.
So basically, should I send them a copy, or should I keep it to myself?
>>
>>144874074
>Triss only uses him
>Yen cucks him with half the continent
>Keira just wants the notes
>one false word and the witch in Toussaint will try to murder you

Most of all he needs to stay the fuck away from any sorceresses if he wants to find happiness
>>
>>144874262
Proofs?
>>
Has anyone tried doing the Auction House quest after B&W to see if you can tell Hilbert you play the Skellige deck?
>>
>>144874415
No. The only reason I'm not worried about breaking confidentiality about this is exactly because it sounds so ludicrous.
try pretending that it's just a stupid hypothetical, if you want.
>>
>>144874486
>post-HoS CDPR
>adding any small details
haha no
>>
>>144874486
Does anyone outside of Toussaint even know about this monstrosity of a card deck
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>>144874272
The only non-sorceress girl worth pursuing is Annarietta - and she's taken.
>>
>>144874272
All witches are cunts.

RAD THE MAD LAD WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
>>
>Regis
>a character from the worst books
>got one-shotted by a human
>convinced Geralt that Deadmau5 dindu nuffin because muh blood brother is a good boy
>knew exactly what would happen to the city but never bothered with Unseen Elder option until it was too late
>got rekt by said elder
>swore to protect Syanna but failed miserably
>got rekt again
Regisfags should just kill themselves.
>>
>>144874262
What kinda physicist are you? And what's this secret department?
>>
>>144874641
Dan the lion please stop posting
>>
>>144874689
Personally I specialize in chaos theory, but there's a lot of experts here. It's a space time distortion department.
That's all I'm gonna say, please focus on the question at hand.
>>
Ree gis
or
Ree jizz
?
>>
>>144874678
Sounds like someone's jelly they'll never have a best bro
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>>144867301
It's been explained since the compendium (world of the witcher), Regis and Dettlaff fall under "True higher vampires" whereas katakans would just be "higher vampires".

Once I get home ill screencap and post to end this awful meme
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>>144874678
syannigger detected
>>144874860
Ree jizz in EN
Ree gis in PL
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>>144874860
The former for everyday conversation and the latter for pun potential during sex times
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>>144874985
>Once I get home ill screencap and post to end this awful meme
You know no matter what you do the memes will never end
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What did she see in Dandruff Lion?
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>>144874997
>tfw non-Pole European and have always pronounced/read his name as the 'gis' variant
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>>144874997
why is it "ree" anyways
when I read the books I thought it would be as it's written: "reh-gis"
>>
>find a letter about what happened to all of the cat school witchers
>axel
>dead
>leo or something
>stabbed in the back
>Schrodinger
>might be dead, might not be, not sure

I shouldn't have laughed nearly as hard as I did
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>>144874272
>>one false word and the witch in Toussaint will try to murder you
Who dat? Dindu Anna?
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>>144875352
Daring
Adventurous
Nautical
Dashing
Enigmatic
Loving
Illustrious
Omnitalented
Nihilist
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>>144875736
No, woodsman tree lady quest
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>>144875727
It's Rehgeese. Reeee-normies-get-out-jizz is american pronunciation.

>>144875818
Can you plough her?
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>>144875352
You know that retard in highschool who pulled a lot of puss just because he could strum a few chords on a guitar?
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>>144874262
>Whiteperson.jpg
kek
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wouldn't letho get lonely in kaer morhen since geralt moved to corvo bianco?
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>>144875352
>charming
>handsome
>spirited
>smart
>has impeccable fashion taste
>knows exactly how to please women, and then some
>the greatest artist you'll ever hear
I wonder!
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>>144875881
So it's a hard 'g' like in 'golf'?
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>>144875881
>Can you plough her
Nope
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>>144875808
>Nautical
>>
>can't fuck tomira
>can't fuck var attre sisters
>can't fuck corinne tilly
>can't fuck cute peasant women
>can't fuck cerys
It's like CDPR doesn't even know it's playerbase.
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>>144876112
Regolf
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>>144876057
That looks stupid but fun
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>>144876143
We do not care about who gives us money other than the European Union.
Regards, Marcin #67 from under Jean-Claude Juncker's desk
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sorry sirs Skellige broken af.
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>>144876143
All of those are shit-tier, aside from Tilly.
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>>144876292
Two scorch cards and you're 100% fucked
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>>144875398
>>144875727
German here
I always pronounced it Reh-gis
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>>144876057
In sheer goofy spectacle of it all? It can't

>>144876112
Yeah

>>144876139
Into the trash B&W goes
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>>144876409
still win
>>
Did Regis fuck that succubus into non existence? Where is she now?
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>>144876623
>that filename
>you gain florens
>you gain florens
>you gain florens
>you gain florens
>you gain florens
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>>144876653
She just couldn't handle vampire dick for long
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>>144875398
gis scum
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>>144876292
>skelligebroken.jpg
Oh really? Compared to what exactly?

>>144876767
Always a pleasure to see a fellow Culter.
>>
Hey pals, do the expansions take place after the main events in the game or how does that work? Would I be breaking muh story if I were to do the expansions before I beat the main game?
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>>144870981
I'm surprisingly ok with this

Beckham is a pretty cool guy and did nothing wrong
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>>144876963
Do HoS before the ending, whenever.
BnW after.
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>>144876143
> Can't fuck

What makes you think they want to fuck Geralt, anon?
Some, sure, but the rest.. Remember, Geralt is a freak.
Yen fucked him cause magic.
Triss cause jealousy.

Essi is probably the only woman that loved Geralt for what he was, not for what he could be.
And now she is dead, after suffering the pest. Her corpse buried anonymously in a mass grave
I shed a tear when Ciri reads her poems about her and her love for Geralt in Blood of the elves.
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>>144877078
Awesome, thanks friend
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>>144876963
Yes
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>>144877126
>Essi is probably the only woman that loved Geralt for what he was, not for what he could be.
Oh please, the woman's dandelion in a skirt, except without thinking with her dick part (duh).
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POAL 4 U

http://poal.me/8k4d1g
http://poal.me/8k4d1g
http://poal.me/8k4d1g

POAL 4 U
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>>144877126
>getting both Yen and Triss wrong
Wew.

Also, Essi was a literal nobody. Sapkowski only wrote her in, and immediately killed her off, for the sake of being grimdork.
>>
>>144876143
>can't fuck Sarah the godling
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>>144876623
is that whirl thing a rune?

do i need to give the guy both 10k and 15k or just 10k, to get it?
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>>144876796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0
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>>144874272
>Yen cucks him with half the continent
what the fuck?
>>
>>144837889
>http://f.wtcg.pl/
Where's Hearts of Stone 1.21 ? it's required after patching to 1.21
>>
>>144877843
Steel cock elargement rune you mean? Yeah, it exists. Don't remember how much crafty oferi merchant is asking for it, but it's a hefty sum.

Whirl isn't what it used to be anyway, now rend builds are all the rage (steel cock enlargement also works on rend)
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>>144878402
gog.com
>>
Are all of the witcher books good, or are some of them really bad?
>>
>>144878541
They are all good, don't listen to autist whining how "only muh short stories are good".
>>
>>144878541
Andrew got tired at the end but otherwise they are good all of them
>>
>>144878541
First 4 (including short stories) are great, the last two are kinda ass.
>>
>>144878541
All of them are good, but not even The Last Wish can hold up to TW3.
>>
>>144878867
Marcin, please stop yourself.
>>
>>144878789
>the last two are kinda ass.
Lady of the Lake is second best book after Baptism of Fire, you dummy.

>Dat epic conclusion to entire series
>Battle of Brenna
>Humor is back
>Jarre plotline
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>scoia'tael
>a real deck

>>144878541
All are pretty mediocre, but the two anthology ones are objectively best, followed by blood of elves and time of contempt being basically alright.
>>
>>144878954
>Lady of the Lake is second best book after Baptism of Fire
None of this makes sense, at least because Time of Contempt is the best book.
>>
>Regis will never be your bro irl
>>
>>144878971
What are the two anthologies? I know The Last Wish is one.
>>
>>144879478
Sword of Destiny
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>>144879478
I wish people stopped calling TLW and SoW "short story books" and just call them Witcher book 1 and Witcher book 2, because that's what they basically are.
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Where can I find couple more catapults? Only ever found two, compared to 8 (!) blue stripes commandos and 5 crinfrid big lads.

>>144879478
The first two books in publication and chronological order are short story collections. Maybe 2nd one isn't strictly speaking an "anthology".
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>>144879138
Iktf
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>>144874272

Fringilla Vigo loves Geralt, she's not a sociopath and she's pretty much the most beautiful sorceress there is, problem is Geralt is a dumb.
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>>144879649
Have it your way. Burger King
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Is there any news about Cyberpunk?

When do they plan to release it? Is it going to be a ARPG like The Witcher or something else?
>>
>>144879840
>Spoiler Image
Assassination in murica: shoot the president in the face from a convinient window.
Assassination in japan: fucking rush the stage sword in hand, hilariously lose your nerd glasses in the process.
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>>144879895
Fringilla please, you're a literal nobody.
>>
>>144880027
Cancelled to work on Gwent Standalone
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>>144880027
Cancelled to buy more pepsi for Iwinski
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>>144878541
I'm at the final book, havent started TW3 yet out of my fear of not being able to appreciate some characters. So far I'd say they are alright, in the classical fantasy sense, some good parts are the humors, satires and self awareness. The politics between nations and races are great. World setting is so so.

The bad parts are mostly missed opportunities and cliches, I really dislike how eventually the villains were portrayed in a typical standard way, characters like Vilgefortz and Bonhart were set up so nicely ended up being too cartoonish evil towards the end. .
What could've been improved ?
Look at Letho from TW2. How the writers successfully used Negative Capability to show his perspective and reasoning for his actions and force us into a tough moral dilemma. I almost dropped the novel (in fact I stopped reading for 4 months) when Bonhart at the end of Tower of Swallow, is shown as a typical brutish thug, instead of a misunderstood genius who just wanted a worthy opponent to duel with, as hinted when he bought Ciri the sword. .
Same with issue with Vilgefortz, he could've been a visionary, who needs Ciri's organs to save the world from the coming catastrophe etc.
Overall I have to say, the game's stories are better.
>>
I'm going to French kiss Yennefer
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>>144880741
lood
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>>144880435
You've forgotten that the true villain of the books is Philippa Eilhart.
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>>144880027
Released early-mid 2019.

If they've any brains they'll not show it until E3 2018. To avoid downgraaade downgraaade whining.

Screencap this.
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>>144880741
You're kissing a snake, lad.
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>>144880435
>havent started TW3 yet
It's been a year, kurwa, what the fuck are you doing?
And you're right. There are plenty of good things about the books, but Sapkowski had no idea what he was doing in certain parts. Especially by the end of it.

>>144880809
Go to bed, Radovid.
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>>144880926
If a snake looks like that I don't care
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>>144880926
Wouldn't you?
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>>144880435
>I'm at the final book, havent started TW3 yet out of my fear of not being able to appreciate some characters.
Either you're a very slow reader or you jumped on the witcher train way too late. I read the books after finishing witcher 1 in 2007, re-read them again last year (there were suggestion of discussing the books ITT before it all went to pretend wife posting). Also, you've been spoiled up the ass if you stayed in this general at any length.
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>>144881316
Would you make Regis sad for a Snake?
>>
I'm going to drink Ciri's squirt from a chalice
>>
let me get this straight: the "good ending" is one where someone who caused 4 murders, attempted one other, and indirectly caused a bunch of vampires to attack Beauclair gets off with no punishment whatsoever?
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>>144881579
It's piss, anon

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

read the study if you don't believe me
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>>144881710
CDPR took EU money so women can do no wrong
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>>144881715
even better
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>>144879765
humiliate that fucking skelligenigger.
that deck has no place in the game.
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>>144876850
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>>144877503
>getting both Yen and Triss wrong
wut?

I was kidding, at least in the Yen part,but Triss?
She only liked Geralt cause she was jealous of what Yen and him had, she wanted that. After that, she simply has a crush.Geralt is a whim for Triss
>>144879765
There are only 2 catapults
5 Blue stripes
3 Cinfrid reavers
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>>144881824
Dumb midgetposter
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>>144881875
How do you get other cards like blue stripes?
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>>144882023
What do you mean?
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>>144881316
Ocelot pls go
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>>144881875
>There are only 2 catapults
>5 Blue stripes
>3 Cinfrid reavers
That's a shame, no fun allowed. Could've sworn I had more than 3 reavers, but you're right. Must be medic decoy combo playing tricks on my mind.

Any copies of dun banner medic? Could use some o that.
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>>144882148
Do you buy them from someone? Is there a list of who sells what? I only have 3 and I think I played against everyone in Novigrad and Velen.
>>
What does Yennefer's hair smell like?
>>
>>144881753
but she did do wrong, she just didn't get punished for it

how are they going to explain to those knights' families that Syanna is just chilling up in the palace
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>>144882452
my cum
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>>144882516
>she just didn't get punished for it
Says you. The sisters were reconciled, but we don't know anything about Syanna's punishment.
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>>144882516
Don't worry about it, the sisters hugged and tickled each other so everything's cool
CDPR went full Reasons of State is what's going on. They put all the actual effort and focus into the sidequests instead of properly finishing the story after you storm the castle
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>>144868764
Don't you have friends? Beyond memeing
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>>144882452
Istredd's cum
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>>144837889
I don't get it. How does the fast travel with boat work?
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>>144882847
>having friends
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>>144881710
>indirectly caused a bunch of vampires to attack Beauclair
How about no
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>>144882889
>Istredd
He's history
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>>144882973
>go on boat
>open map
>mouse over anchor
>press e
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>>144883092
>implying Yennefer still don't go see him from time to time
>>
Best outcome for Skellige in your opinion?
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>>144883092
Is there a letter from him somewhere?
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>>144882847
>tfw recently moved
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>>144883278
Cerys if Nilfs lost
Hjalmar if Nilfs won
Svannigga if you're a rotten piece of shit
>>
>>144883278
Hjalmar
>>
I want Regis to tuck me in bed
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>>144883405
>Cerys if Nilfs lost
>Hjalmar if Nilfs won
You have those backwards friend.
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>>144883203
nice shitpost
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>>144883684
I want Regis to fuck me in bed
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>>144870658
I'm a witcher, not a gigolo
>>
I wish wolf school armor didn't look like gayer lambert armor
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>>144883315
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>>144883902
TOO LEWD
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>>144883920
>he doesn't like to cosplay as a motorbiker witcher
>>
I want Yennefer to perform trial of the grasses on me and fuck me at the same time
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>>144883278
If you want Skellige to be a stable Kingdom choose Bran's son

If you want Skellige to be a SJW shithole and have their entire culture destroyed, choose Cerys

If you want Skellige to be a backward chains of Islands which it was always before, choose Hjalmar
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>>144883920
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/240/?
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>>144883754
I mean the invasion in general. If they win, they'll try to fuck with the Skelliniggers, and Hjalmar's the better fighter. If they lose, they'll leave Skellige alone, letting Cerys drag the isles into the future.
And then there's Bran's kid, who is good, but you need to go full retard to put him in charge.

>>144883904
>
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>>144881710
>>144882516
>Syanna… You shall be tried and given a fitting punishment. Yet we shall never cease to be family.
>As duchess, I shall have to judge you. But as your sister, I shall never stop loving you.
>>
>tfw Anarietta will never ride you listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgwjs_Yjzg
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>>144884218
>turning Wolf armor, which is kinda decent, into the irredeemable pile of rancid garbage that is Kaer Morhen armor
Why though?
>>
>>144884073
Bed fucking is as pure as it gets
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>>144884580
>Anarietta
good taste, lad
>>
Cat or wolf armor?
>>
>>144884643
Hand-holding is purer!
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>>144884793
bear
>>
>>144884793
Tier 2 bear bath robe>everything else
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>>144884640
so you won't look like a biker grampa
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>>144884580
>tfw that track will never be used relevantly in the main story
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>>144883436
>Tfw he never fulfills the marriage pact with ciri
Ciri should have stayed in skellige. She can live like a noble without having responsibilites and kill monsters whenever she likes.
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>>144870981
>mfw your daughter has God tier tastes
Good job Ciri
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>>144885082
>mfw you have no face
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>>144884989
turn ingame music off.
play this whenever.
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>>144876850
>>
>>144882301
>Any copies of dun banner medic
Nope, Nilfgaard is the deck with 5 medics.
>>144882394
>Do you buy them from someone?
You buy them from the same persons that sold you the others. In White Orchard, I guess. Have to visit them twice
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>>144885584
Literal meme deck.
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>>144884840
Handholding is too lewd!
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>>144883902
I want Regis to suck the blood of my erect cock
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>>144876292
>broken
Come one kid, go to bad and let the big gwent players use that term.
>>
>>144885792
What is non-lewd and pure enough for Regis?
>>
>>144886012
Getting annihilated by walls and columns
LOL
>>
>>144885792
>>144884840
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/love-and-sex-in-the-digital-age/201510/understanding-covert-incest-interview-kenneth-adams
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>>144886105
Rude!
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>>144886218
Not my fault that he gets beaten up by walls whenever Geralt's around.
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>can't hang the portrait of Iris and Olgierd
Help
>>
Did you guys kill the silver basilisk or not?
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>>144886480
Haha fuck you.
Regards, Marcin #79 from Marcin Clone Production
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>ywn tightly hug Syanna and tell her everything will be ok
>>
Okay so i want to put in a sign for my alchemy build thanks to the mutations. Just have no clue what to. Igni sounds okay? I also use the griffin armor, i like that the best.

>>144886480
Same problem. Help.
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>>144886705
Yeah because Damien shot the bitch lmao
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>>144886843
not in my playthrough :^
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>>144886705
>implying I didn't
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>>144886209
>Silently Seduced: When Parents Make Their Children Partners
that sounds hot af
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>>144886012
Hugging and cuddles
>>
I'm going to do experiments on Cirilla
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>>144886614
Nope
>>
>>144887529
You're dead, Vilgefortz
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>>144887265
i know Mr. Merchant and am happy for you :3
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>you will never buy spice from Emhyr var Emreis
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Does Geralt still get the barrels of Sangreal even if Annarietta dies?
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>>144888139
wat if i let Syanide die? how butthurt will Analietta be?
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>>144888436
She will throw you in prison and dandy lion will rescue you
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>>144888436
Super butthurt
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>>144888731
i heard that. but wat then?
will she just let me stay in my vineyard as if nothing happened? will she still call me sir geralt of rivia, sir radovid 4horn? wat if i visit her later and ask her on a date?
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One of the better sex-scenes in Witcher 2.
>>
Does it even matter what armor I wear?

Will things look at me funny and just kill me if I wear tramp cloth?
>>
>>144889051
I miss that hair
>>
NEW BOOK WHEN???
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>>144889223
Never. We own The Witcher now.
Regards, Marcin #0, Elder
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choose the lesser evil
dump triss
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>>144889164

Me too.

The long/loose style looks gay in Witcher 3.
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>>144889223
When Andrew needs more money for his insulin and vodka
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>>144889337
"If I am to choose between one waifu and another, I'd rather not choose at all." - Gerald of Rivera
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>>144889337
>choose the lesser evil
>choosing evil at all
Absolutely disgusting
loner Geralt best Geralt
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>>144859739

I'm gonna fuck your mom.
>>
I'm going to suck Yennefer
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>>144886787

Aard
>>
New thread
>>144890590
>>144890590
>>144890590
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What the fuck is that forest surrounded by stone pillars in the North East.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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