Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for chinks

>>144817082
>where early game is the only thing that matters
Day ago you fucks were crying how no kill before 20 minute matters and how early game doesnt matter because MEMEBACK MEMEBACK

Fuck you and fuck this gay ass fucking playerbase holy shit

>>144817087
Force Stove

>>144817190
Physical damage. If it bleeds it can be killed.

PogChamp MORE CONSISTENT THAN UNIVERSE PogChamp FLUENT IN CHINESE AND ENGLISH PogChamp SUPER NICE AUSSIE DUDE PogChamp MAIN REASON WHY NEWBEE IS DOMINATING PogChamp HUGE PENIS PogChamp MUST BE KPII PogChamp

Pick Sniper

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Are Australians the most powerful race in the world?

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>armlet meta

Remember when this shit was absolute cancer ~2 years ago?

Can we please get rid of this shit before TI??

watching people play video games is dumb

why did arteezy and universe leave eg anyway? did we ever find out?

charlie was being an emo faggot about it for weeks but he wont say anything other than it was inevitable

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>>144817271
adelaide

BASED CHARLIE DESTROYING EG

Radiance Vanguard void actually does damage its really nice.

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>144817412

Damn who else #cruzmissile now?

>>144817331
>/d2g/ is one person

That Anonymous isn't actually a username dear redditor. And no, you can't downvote me for this.

>Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
>Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>you mean roster changes
no black they mean something else

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Official Dota countries power rankings:

1. Finland
2. Australia
3. Korea
4. China

POWER GAP

>Yurop

MASSIVE POWER GAP

9001. USA
9002. Canada

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CHARLIE JUST CONFIRMED MASON AND ZAI ARE JOINING EG

>>144817420
FUCK OFF HENRY

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>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist

CHARLIE CONFIRMS ROSTER CHANGES TO BOTH SECRET AND EG

HERE WE FUCKING BO BOIS

>TEAM(S) LOSES OFFICIALS BECAUSE THEY'VE BARELY PLAYED
>ROSTER CHANGES ROSTER CHANGES ROSTER CHANGES

Good God.

why is sniper not a viable pick?

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>>144817087

JUST

>>144817460
At this point why not just pick spectre?

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Real talk: Who the fuck is """"Charlie""""?

>>144817516
>1. Finland

ok.. like where this is goin

>2. Australia

what what

>3. Korea

this is pretty retarded

>4. Chinkland

kill yourself

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

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>>144817538
#WOAH

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>>144817590
How new?

>>144817543
>TEAM(S) LOSES OFFICIALS BECAUSE THEY'VE BARELY PLAYED
They lost because the chemistry isn't there.
You're deluded if you think they've spent the past few months sitting on their asses doing nothing.

>>144817590
former eg manager

>ppd's twitter pic

absolute mad man

>inb4 rtz and zai back to EG
I will fucking laugh so goddamn hard

>>144817590
Dude started off doing Sumail's homework and now he's on the panel

>>144817590
Ex EG manager. He's like the DOTA dad of NA.

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>>144817331
>Fuck you and fuck this gay ass fucking playerbase holy shit

It's all the esports shitters who lack any functional understanding of the game, or 2K potatoes who think the reason they're losing games is 'memeback' and not because they're just fucking shit

>>144817590
he carried peter with Storm in a pub a while back , he's pretty good t b h, around 6k I believe

I am so totally done with this fucking shit, man.

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out brakes more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in and push compendium bullshitting up your asses that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into Steam like VULKAN Support, which probably costed a precious amount of time and resources to develop that still even raw content when Valvo could have used the fucking 60 million big ones that they jewed over from DOTA tournaments to fix the game instead.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VULKAN Support shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your lives, seriously.

So what does Bulba do before playing?

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we starcrump now

>>144817787
I don't even play I just shitpost about Australia.

>>144817818
mub

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>>144817672
>>144817720
>>144817757
Arteezy joining EG again would actually be hilarious. Him and PPD are like two tsunderes in love.

>>144817757
This would be amazing

Now that EG roster change is confirmed, will they need to go through open qualifier? It's not fair if they can just do whatever post roster lock without any penalty.

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PURGE ON SUICIDE WATCH

Honestly Secret is probably fine in the long run

just let them play in some minors or something

WHY EVERYBODY INTERRUPTS PURGE JEESUS FAGGOTS

>>144817787
I remember when this was first posted.

It's all grown up now.

Brings a tear to my eye ;^)

>offlane isn't important
- /d2g/

>>144817875
DELETE THIS

>>144817413
Because PPD is a overrated passive-aggressive shit
Some strong rumors that Sumail and Fear were actually thinking about leaving EG because of that, we'll see if it actually happens now

>>144817875
God bless America
If Trump doesn't win. This entire world can go get fucked.

>>144817818
wank to anime

>>144817875

SOMEONE CHECK THAT PURGE DOESNT HAVE A GUN UNDERNEATH THE DESK

DONT LET HIM CHECK THE POLLS

>>144817590
>HI I'M NEW BOYS.

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>>144817507

What's the matter, dude-bro?

>>144817843

Prop's up, bro-seph.

You've got your priorities straight, dude.

>>144817906

?????????

But I'm the one who made it to begin with..

>>144817567
>Time Walk
>Chronosphere
>Time Dilation

Different weaknesses, different strengths.

>>144817965
I have some inside information that this is EG's new roster is this:

PPD
Mason
Demon
Jigglebilly
Ixmike88

>>144817590
He's been behind the scenes of every NA Dota team that ever existed as a manager / babysitter. Even his compliments on how individuals have improved over time are the most savage fucking insults anyone ever gives because he knows everyone personally, like he's their father talking about how they used to piss themselves.

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>naix is op
lmoa
just
> tp out
> force staff away
> pick bane
> pick oracle
> pick slark
> pick batrider
> buy ghost scepter
> buy orchid
> buy shadow blade
> buy blade mail
> pick morphling

>>144817856
Why else do you think PPD dumped his gf

>>144817984
HAHAHAHAHAH EPICCCCC MAN!!

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>>144817875
KEEP PURGE AWAY FROM THE POLLS

>>144817875
not surprising since hillary polls well with shitskins

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>you will never become captain of a team
>you will never represent true NA dota during dark times
>you will never go to a TI finals dressed as Captain America and help your team go undefeated

>>144817565
Did TP really ever cost that much? Thank god we're LoL now.

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>>144818071
DELETE THIS

>Riki first 2 picked
honestly just nerf armlet a little more and this would be a goat patch

>>144817856
>EE cucked by PPD

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IN A CHINESE DOMINATED SCENE

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>>144817420

Gift me that new Nevermore Set, Adelaide....

>>144818018
Why aren't you in the discord?

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>EG/Secret tweets from yesterday
>Charlie basically confirming roster switches
>Sumail burning out

EG: rtz, zai, ppd, fear, aui
Secret disbanded
C9 picks up Kaipi and forms:
sing, b7, ee, pld, sexybamboe

Remember where you heard it first

>>144817875
American politics feels like a bad version of "would you rather" that's spiraled way out of control.

WHY ARE THE FUCKING """""""""""PROS"""""""""""" NOT PICKING BASED TA TO CUT UP MEMETANKS WITH PURE SPLASH DAMAGE

WHILE LAUGHING OFF THEIR AUTOATTACKS WITH DEFLECTION SINCE MOST OF THEM DONT HAVE DAMAGE OVER TIME SKILLS

FUCK

TA NOT BEING PICKED OR BANNED IS TRIGGERING ME SO MUCH

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>>144818224
i don't have any of the new sets

>>144817875
>Le California loves sanders
I almost believed this meme desu.

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>>144818114
bane?

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nth for 'go'za

>secret replaces rtz with bsj
screencap this

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>>144818071

>jigglebilly
>mike
>demon
>mason

FUCK WHY CAN'T THIS BE REAL.

>>144818271

>C9 ROUND TWO WITH FUCKING BAMBOE

WHY CAN'T ANY OF THIS BE REAL

Is Lone Druid playable this patch?

>>144818291
She sucks this patch

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>>144818241

Why would I be in the discord?

I'm not even online on Steam to begin with...

That discord stuff really isn't my style anyway.

>>144818271
>C9 picks up Kaipi and forms:
>sing, b7, ee, pld, sexybamboe


That is the most awful team I have ever heard of.

>>144818291
Because popular picks are fuck over TA herself.

>Beastmastear
>Weaver
>DP
just in this game alone

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>>144818336
>sauce on top

>>144818307
the ultra california stereotypes love bernie. sometimes people forget just how big california is

>Crowd cheers every time invoker gets picked

Fucking pinoys

>>144818336
CHICAGO STYLE MASTER RACE

>thanks purge
lmoa panel shitting on purge

Are lower bracket games still BO1 today?

>>144818271
>get pulled out of high school to play video games for a living to support your entire family
>get kicked after a year
L O L
O
L

>>144818408

>He doesn't know about 'cago 'za

Fuck off

>>144818468
No, we've filtered the trash so it's BO3's all the way now.

>>144818468
Best of 3s.

You can check it yourself from Liquidpedia or Joindota or Gosugamers in the future

>>144818394
But we need you...

>>144818468
nah senpaitachi

>>144818271
Sumail just needs to get the flashy mobile heroes he likes playing instead of being drafted boring stable shit

>>144818336
Why can't you just have normal pizza? What did you gain from it being cooked in the wrong layering?

>>144818439
I was watching in game, did they boo when Meepo got banned?

>>144818439
Nah it's probably because w33 uses it

why do people talk so much about sunsfan?
i know he is the owner of dc but so what? every team has an owner

>>144818336

>chicago style lasagna masquerading as a pizza

DELETE THIS

>>144818271
What the FUCK. What about U-God

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Condolences dotards. You had a good run.

how can purge talk so much but say so little?

>>144818506
I mean he made over a million dollars, I think he'll be okay

Earthshaker will be picked you fucking retard clown fucking idiot panel

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>>144818306

You didn't bought a jewpendium as well?

Smart choice!

Valvo can suck my dick this year. They aren't getting a cent out of me.

A friend of mine gifted me the new Sven set though, that was really kind of him.

I wish those sets were marketable or purchasable without the compendium crap.. I really liked to have the Nevermore one as well..

But ah well, thanks for thinking of me though, Adelaide!

I love you.

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I hate seeing riki in pubs, but for some reason it's pretty exciting in pro matches. Why is this dotards?

>>144818114
how does morphling counter naix?

>>144818567
Basically they deny themselves the perfect taste of having the surface of the cheeze browned slightly. In exchange, they get to feel special.

>tide
BASEDSTRALIANS ARE DOING IT

>>144818640
Your shitpost image is outdated

>>144818587
Its more of a meme at this point

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>>144817875

>yfw Purge starts shilling for Clinton

>>144818706
38 armor hero hitting for 300 every 0.4 seconds while he replicates you

is really fucking awful for naix to fight against

>>144818698
Because stealth supports: riki/gondar are some of the hardest heroes to play in the game.

>>144818639
Universe can only play when PPD is controlling his hero

>>144818698
Pub rikis will always play like shit
Pro rikis are exciting because they make plays, espically early

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>TOBER AND CAP

OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>144818271
what secret tweets?
what EG tweets besides Sumail?

Arteezy saying hes sorry for his team failing to perform is a sign that roster changes are coming?

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Watching Newbee methodically dismantle DC is boring
I should just rewatch MVP vs TL

>>144818640
>multiplatform game
>shilled to oblivion by a massive dev
>only 7 million
lmao

>>144818773

>Morphling starts at lvl 25 with 20k networth

okay kid

>>144818843
probably not those, but Charlie did confirm that Secret and EG are going to have roster changes/

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>>144818670
this years compendium was too jew for me so im not spending my neetbux on them

i l-love you too

>>144818698

Pub riki is played as an awful carry
Pro riki is played as a support for his low cooldown disruptor ult.

What is wrong with Tobi's face? Does he have skin cancer or something?

>>144818670
Why are you impersonating my boy Tiago? You're a faggot and Tiago is no faggot.

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>>144818612

'go 'za is nothing like 'zonya you 'tard

>Cap as analytical caster

Lol

HOLY SHIT NEWBEE WHAT IS THAT TIER-2 WARD

IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF RIKIMARU

GO AND FUCKING FETCH THE BOTTLE UNDER TIER-2 TOWER

JESUS CHRISTTTT

>ameriburgers need gimmick picks like bad bh to win

does anyone have the gif of arteezy getting interviewed by hotbid where he like points at the camera or some shit PLEASE I REALLY REALLY NEED THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hao does he do it?

>trying gypsy curses on aussies

>aussies
>chicagoans
>linux posters

FUCK OFF

>>144819049
>they still don't win because of 1 australian man

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>>144819091
Here you go sweetie

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>>144818904
>too jew for me

I completely agree. Same reason why I didn't purchase it.

I kind of sent you a random item a couple of days ago that I got from winning a game.

I hope you liked the description!

>>144818923

Nah, dude. It's really me.

There's nothing gay about loving Adelaide though.

Adelaide is a beautiful redhead girl. She's shy, quirky and loves to watch DOTA 2 in bed with a blanket on cold nights.

I do indeed love her!

I mean, why would you not?

>>144818947
he his 6k mmr kiddo

>>144819140
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>144819181

So is waga, but I'd listen to /d2g/ before that retard

>>144819049
>1 american
>1 australian
>Burgers and aussies shitposting over all the thread.
The autism is real.

>>144819197
GODDAMNIT

/g/ LEAKING ONCE AGAIN

>>144819049
Empire started it

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>>144819172
t-thanks for those

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>>144818336
>>144818930

Man, fuck you guys, man.

Now I'm fuckin' hungry...

How the FUCK are you nerds going to take responsibility for this?!

based misery

Chigago pizza, new york pizza and italian pizza all being fuckawful make me glad that fast food chains have bastardized it so good. Ram your "authentic" shit back up your ass, I'd rather you actually try to make something that tastes good.

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>>144819172
Stop.

>Moo vs Mu

fuck this is confusing

uhhhh Mu?
hello?

Based Ricardo

>>144819415
are you saying you prefer pizza hut to local pizza joints?

jesus

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WHAT HAS THIS MAN DONE TO IMPROVE DOTA LATELY?

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>>144819435
we should just call one "cow" and the other "micro"

AWOOOOoooooooo

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>>144818535
>But we need you...

I'm here in the thread for you guys, man.

Even if I'm not there, I'm here and in your hearts!

>>144819428
>Stop.

Why?

Why not pick Earth Shaker

lycan retard dives to towers stopped

forge spirit+necro push punished

>>144819197
What hero would RMS like to play?

>>144819552
>PFlax

based

>>144819415
all pizza tastes pretty much the same

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Awooo

>>144819589
Rubick

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>>144819527
I'd rather get it from Pizza Pizza actually.

>>144819613
not Imo's

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Seeing all these anime avatars on Newbee makes me wish I had a cute boy to cuddle with

>>144819589
dota is a non free game he wouldnt play

>>144819652
canadian detected
toronto? do you want to hang out?

>>144819589

>FREE STATIC STORM
>FREE BLINK
>FREE SHADOW WALK
>FREE SLEIGHT OF FIST

Riki is right up his alley

>>144819673
>dota is a non free game
?

Hao does he do it?

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Can you FUCKING MONGOLOIDS stop discussing about Pizza?

God fucking damn it, don't you retards remember what the fuck happened last time you troglodytes started to fill this thread with Pizza shit?

A god damn fucking janitard went psycho, banned and deleted 90% of all the posts, man.

This is MY fuckin' thread, I made this shit for you shitstains to post about DOTA 2, not to fill it up with Pizza bullshitting and get the thread deleted.

Get a fuckin' clue, man. I don't want another crazy ass motherfucking wacko janitard running amok up my ass here because you shitlords can't stop talking about fucking PIZZA.

Talk about god damn DOTA, man.

DOTA FUCKING 2.

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>HAO
DOES HE DO IT?

>>144819749
Oakville
And no

>>144819589
>have to download the botnet that is steam
lol

>>144819415

F*ck off??! u know nuthin bout 'go'za

>>144819672
what is she licking?

>>144819879
sorry bro the game is pretty boring

i was excited when invoker was drafted but then i remembered that invoker isnt actually an exciting hero just a glorified ricer

>>144819942
>she

>>144819942
it's called /ss/ anon

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Which is the best Assassin in DotA?

BAITED

AS

FUCK

Holy FUCK they're DOING IT

RIKIMARU IS GOOD HERO

>>144820069
p

RAMEN IN FLAMES

>>144820069
t

>>144820069

Arteezy.

>>144820069
rtz best team assassin

>doubting based DC

Apologize.

>>144820118
Riki is actually the best roaming support in the game

OUT
FUCKING
PLAYED

YES
This is the Dota I want to watch

>>144820069
me

HAO IS HE SO SHIT?

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>>144820151
>>144820149

USA USA USA USA USA

Yea, Tide really is the key for Newbee. You either shut him down or ban him out.

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>2016
>still no cuck hero

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Last night I made this 'cago style 'za what do you think guys?

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Apologize

>>144820059
Well everyone loves /ss/, so link it

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>the city of purge

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>>144820198

Who the FUCK are you?

>>144820226
yeah chicago style is p trash desu
>select all images with pizza

>>144819879
>GUYS, WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIngS THAT AREN'T CUTE ANIME ""GIRLS""" OR ME!!!! TALK ABOUT ME!!!!

LÄSSUUU :DDD
LÄSSUUU :DDD

nicetoby nigger

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>>144820298

>>144820410

This is legit autism right here.

>>144820247
>Not recognizing Shitbase "art"

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>>144820226
>when a restaurant tries to feed you some fucking pizza pockets and you ACTUALLY let them get away with it, thanking them profusely on your way out after giving a generous tip

DIGITAL CHAOS ARE AFRAID OF ONE FUCKING WEAVER HOLY SHIT HAO PUSHED FIVE OF DIGITAL CHAOS BACK ON HIS OWN

MY FUCKING SIDES

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Hao is my kind of girl.

Motherfuckers used to laugh at Riki, the Stealth Assistant

Well, who's laughing now fuckers?

his spirits
killed the necro

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>he killed the necro

Hao is she so good

>uninstall for a year

>don't follow

>come back to see how things are

>the threads have gotten as bad as the game has gotten

Just like what happened to sc2 and scv.

Necro OP against DP

pfft newbee
more like
NOOBY XDD

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>>144820226

Nice one bro here's the 'go 'za I made last week'nd for my wife's son b'day

>>144820550
Stealth Assistant?

Riki is known the help others secretly?

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Hey DOTARDS,

Balance this item.

>Australian plays like shit
>Newbee loses

every single time

NA DOTA BEST DOTA

Love this 'no BKB on carries' meme on prodota.

Weaver and DP are not doing anything because they skipped it.

>ban Lifestealer
>Newbee loses

Dotards?

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>PICK WEAVER
>LOSE

NICE GAME DOTARDS

Hao is so good

>>144820721
Reduce Last Will by half, reduce bounty given by half.

>fuck up
>win fight

that's how you win vs newbee huuuhh

TIME TO GIVE YOUR PREDICTIONS /D2G/ FOR THE NEW ROSTERS LETS FUCKING ROLL

>EG
>SECRET

>>144820705
The most thankless of supports is the one you don't even know is there

>dont draft lifestealer
>lose

its like poetry at this point

>>144820640
>personal biases confirmed
what a surprise desu senpai

>pick weaver
>pick DP
>lose

uh
dot
ards
?????

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>Enemy picks Invoker
>Game is literally and entirely lost right then and there

SIX

FUCKING

MONTHS

OF

THIS

SHIT

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>>144820618
Man, I just want to FUCK Umi.

>>144820815
arteezy is defiently going back cause ppd is a cuck

>>144820772
>linkens AND bkb
>literally no damage
lol

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>>144820684

Loving the 'go 'zas in this thread, here's mine, I went for a vegan take with the celery xD

LOL THOSE WARDS WHAT THE FUCK

>>144820815
>EG
PPD
SUMAIL
ZAI
AUI
FEAR

>SECRET
PIELIEDIE
ARTEEZY
PUPPEY
UNIVERSE
[SPOILER]XBOCT[/SPOILER]

>>144820916
Pick Pugna

>>144820940
Weaver LITERALLY DOES NO DAMAGE AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE HE CANT STAND AND FIGHT

>>144820815
bulba thouhg coach
zai 3
aui 4
fear 1

>>144817531
>>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

No one cares about what pub trash does.

>>144820815
>tfw puppey will never play his rightful position, carry

>>144820986
>invoker sunstrikes Pugna for 100% of his health
>fights are now even more free
Nice plan

>Linkens MKB
wat?

ping ping ping

>>144817531

>people that play unranked and brag about muh VHS bracket

20 - 1

>Hao carrying this shit

>>144821165
DONT LICK BEFORE IT DROPS LAD

>>144821120
he can't run away while inside smokescreen so he has to fight while inside it

>still no Desolator
what the fuck is he doing?

>>144821106
>letting yourself be seen by Invoker
If you play Pugna, you need to be the backest of lines.

Invoker gets shrekt by the ward.

>>144821230
LICK THIS

*grabs crotch*

gg go next

THE CITY OF NORTH AMERICA

TIER 3 TEAM

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

DIGITAL CHAOS

W33 is so fucking good

>>144821262
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Kinda obvious now I think about it.desu.

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NO PURGE! DONT DO IT!

>pick lycan
>win

>support Death Prophet

Wew

yeah gg lads

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>Digital Chaos beating Newbee when Secret couldn't even cut through Empire

lol

Why does SEA hate china so much?

>best team china has to offer
>literally all of the australian dota power
>losing against a rag-tag team of european refugees in america

how can anyone make this shit up?

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APOLOGIZE NOW.

>W33ha going to beat newbee
>EG and Secret already out

Lul

>>144818162
originally 300g, then 150g family

>>144821271
>Invoker Ghostwalks behind your whole team with 13 minute Midas/Orchid
>Kill you off with 1 spell and silence then forge spirits kill off ward

Literally nothing in the entire game counters Invoker, if he gets even a little bit ahead he just farms supports as easily as he wants and then you can't deal with him

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MY NAME IS MAXIMUS DECIMUS MISERYUS, AND I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

>le dont buy le BKB
>le cant right click at fights because you are silenced, stunned or eating one of many invoker's disables

good hao

let the retardation flow

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>Australians

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can you explain why secret and EG are our guys when they can't even make it out of groups at a honeypot lan?

>Hao

lmao no lifestealer and chinks can't win

remember
insta ban that shit against chinks

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apologize

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POST YFW MVP VS DC WINNER BRACKET FINAL

The jew did it

DC gonna win game 3

>>144821514
fukken saved

>Riki
>Balanced
PICK ONE
2K PUBS ARE YEARS AHEAD THE PRO SCENES

Good job riki, you did it!

>>144821504
b-but anon linkens is core ;_;

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>the amount of shilling the caster and the panels are giving to DC

BAN LIFESTEALER
WIN DOTA

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how is lycan balanced?

>>144821561
How long till TI is renamed The Honeypot?

>>144821602

for 6 gorillion

>Hao can only play desolator carries
rofl

That was seriously impressive.

>>144821494
now that i think about it he does have that roman emperor look

Did Tony Abbott just say

"How ya' going man?"

>EG and Secret fuck over their players to pick Dota royalty
>get fucked
>the underdog rejects do better
Schadenfreude :^)

>>144821675
>>144821675
>>144821675
THE CHINKS FEAR THE DOG

>>144821687
every non-TI tournament that is on a new patch is always a honeypot

>Sunsfan's team of ragtag pro players are going to finish top 4-6 in a major

wew lad

>DC plays before major
>destroys COL a bunch of times


>"none of the analysts thought they would perform well"

???

>>144821665
DC is a cute team desu

Is there a Dota 2 player that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Weeha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about pubstar weeha that destroyed pubs left and right for months before getting in a professional team. Hell, I'm not even talking about the secret weeha that managed to conquer the shangai major. I'm talking about the weeha that came back stronger than ever after getting backstabbed by his teammates, training in the land of the burger under jew patronage and commanding a whole new team of dota misfits.

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>hey guys I know we have a great team and we just won the major but why don't we kick w33 for arteezy

what did puppey mean by this?

>>144821734
Who?

>>144821632
>support riki
>2k pubs
pick one

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>>144821632
>>Riki
>>Balanced
>PICK ONE
>2K PUBS ARE YEARS AHEAD THE PRO SCENES

Remember how I recommended shit like Phase Boots on Riki yet /d2g/ kept going on about Treads?

>>144820984
I like this. Puppey has an excuse to be a greedy semi-carry, and rtz is in the shitter where he belongs.

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>>144821807
fuck off sunsfan

>>144821736
>>EG and Secret fuck over their players to pick Dota royalty

Puppey and EE literally wanted to play dota with their friend RTZ.

and EG uses their former coach (Bulba) and their former team mate (Aui) in place of RTZ and U.

What are you psychotic fuck evn talking about even

Holy shit Charlie please, stop kicking them while they're down.

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>>144821675

It's not just the Lycanthrope, Adelaide.

It's the Necronomicon book.

>you live long enough to see support Riki winning in a pro games

What the fuck

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It's like poetry, it rhymes

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>>144821725
He looks like Domitian

>>144821818
>implying it wasn't kemal
>implying secret isn't his personal harrem of dotard boitoys

>>144821675
According to dotabuff Invoker is "avoid tier" and lycan is "repick" tier.

That said, w33ha is the best invoker in the world and resolution is the best lycan. You don't give them those heroes.

>>144821632

I'm 2k and people are running my riki build I've ran since 6.86. My dick is absurdly hard right now.

>>144821561

Would you win a million today? Or win 10 million next month? This is a honeypot major just like Frankfurt, of course the brightest minds in this game (ppd and puppey) are saving starts for the upcoming international!

>chinks can only play lifestealer

>>144821881
No
The cute teams should get to the end
That's why i'm rooting for DC and MVP

>>144821992
>resolution is the best lycan
He played good but he is no Sylar/RTZ/Matumbaman.

inb4 memes about rtz

>>144821962
JUST

I for one can't wait for our Korean overlords to show these scrubs some REAL dota.

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This scary wolf shows up to your door. What do you do?