/wtg/ Warthunder General

THANK YOU BASED VEGETA

>>144800841

Triahx kicked from JG when?

>>144800841
Triahx died like a bitch

Stop shitting up the threads you stupid fucking redditors

>>144801254
Ok Trihax, or should I say "Trash"

>>144801254
but thats quality for them

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Best thing to ever come out of Triahx's mouth was his daddies dick.

>Only skill he ever had was not scrapping his teeth on the shaft

>all this namefag bullshit

I'm sorry, did you people get lost on your way to reddit? Or did you miss the point of an ANONYMOUS imageboard?

>>144801431
>Best thing to ever come out of Triahx's mouth was his daddies dick
This is 5th grade tier humor
>HAHAHA DUDE PENIS HAHAHAHA

>>144801582
ok Tri-hax.

>>>/vg/thread/144801509
>>>/vg/thread/144801509
>>>/vg/thread/144801509

Long live Vegeta! Long live Grouch!

>>144801582
You should keep your pacifier in your mouth so you don't run your mouth off with more inane shitposts.

>>144801636
The newness reeks off you like bad cheese friend.

>>144801856
Still better than being a namefagging redditor on 4chan

>set jap on fire
>it goes out
>he gets 2 hits on me
>one instantly crits my engine cowling
>second blows off both elevators
totally not broken

>>144801971
>all them buzzwords

>>144801971
>admitting you're new
>trying to say it's better than [ x ]

Please stop posting for a few months.

>>144802061
>being autistic
>>>/trash/

>>144801971
>he doesn't realize that most people on 4chan also regularly go on reddit
Fucking newfag loser, stop trying so hard to fit in.

>>144802121
>>144801971
boy you're trying super duper hard there friendo, with words like "namefag" "redditor" and "autistic".

>>144802246
>implying that degenerate nigger is vegeta

>>144802246
top lel

>>144802246
Vegeta, the 40 year old virgin living at home with his mom, is a pedo

>>144802087
Kill yourself
>>144802214
>First time making a thread in the 7 years I've been here
>Lmao ur trying hard

no wonder this place is a containment board

>>144802361
>First time making a thread in the 7 years I've been here
>7 years that I've been here
>after saying that being new is better than [ x ]

Can't tell if baiting or really this new

>>144802348
>virgin
as much as I'd like to believe that, he has 2 kids

>>144802720
>my wife's sons

>>144802819
He had them DNA tested, senpai

>>144802720
>married into 2 kids he sexually abuses at his moms place

>>144802819
>tries to make fun of someone for having children
>said anon probably has never felt the touch of a woman let alone had sex before in his life
No, your bodypillow doesn't count.

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>>144802984
Hi Vegeta

>mfw TKing an angry soviet tanker
>mfw he demands everyone reports me

sucks I'm chatbanned

>>144802984
Hello vegeta!

>>144803259
wow you're pretty cool haha

I am Triahx

AMA

>>144803315
thanks! haha I try to be just like my role models, vegeta and triahx :-)

>>144803259

Ok Triahx

>>144803494
Do you really think I could be Triahx??? Omg that's amazing. Thank you! he's my role model you know

>>144803085
>>144803284
okay triahx

>>144803598
>>144803872
ok (any cirlejerk nigger who's bad at the game like all of you are)

>it's an I dive from 5km on my BF and them zoom back up but that one soviet plane that had been flying straight at 1km catches up in a minute episode

>>144802246
This has been disproven in the last thread with not only vegeta's shitposting and samefagging, but the fact that he was in the fucking /vg/ chat as well in game.

Retards.

>>144804349
>being surprised by slav ufo's and bias
Retards.

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Puchi is love
Puchi is life
We care for our Puchis

>>144805741
>Vegeta's shitposting and samefagging
Hello~ Triahx

>>144805741
Who said I was surprised? Expressing irritation is a common way to deal with it, not that you autist could understand that

>>144805741
Hi Triahx

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>>144805835
pucci?

Did somebody say...bearposting?

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Should i shoot for Tortoise o Centurion Mk3 after my Caenarvon?

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>>144806094
Puchimas

>>144806213
THANK YOU BASED BEAR

>>144806252

Cent/Caenarvon

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>>144805901
>>144806007
>It's an "Trixhax projecting in a vain attempt to deflect from the fact he's on suicide watch after being completely fucking ruined by a yurocuck live on jewtube." episode

>>144806424
Hi Vegeta

>>144806424
hi either grouchy, vegeta, Nigger_geek or junko

Because you 4 are the only retards that care

>>144806213
THANK YOU BASED BEAR

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>>144806534
>>144806620
Loving it, trihax. Keep going!

>>144806620
Triahx

>>144806620
This is either Triahx, Gumby, or Bench because they're the only faggots still wound up about this.

>>144806829
Vegeta, you know if you stop talking about shitposting in the TS we won't know it's you all the time

>people say that 20mm cartridges shouldn't explode
>when I just found out that if you shoot just a normal loaded gun magazine, there's a very likely chance that the entire thing will explode

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>>144801254
>>144801582
>>144802246
>>144802348
>>144803085
>>144803284
>>144805741
>>144806620
>>144806952

>>144806620

Lmao absolutely ruined

Cucked live on CNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJkv3n6Vfv4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8foGZ5biUdQ

>>144807071
>osomatsu-san.jpg

>>144807137
Hi junko. We don't care

No matter how much you and other TS aspies spam it, we don't care

>>144806952
>>144807071
Vegeta leaping to the defense of his fellow pedo.

>>144807271

>Junko
>TS

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>>144807162
simply eric

>>144807335
>Implying he doesn't use TS

>>144807545
>implying he's not a discord aspie

>>144807335

Junko has been on the TS a grand total of about two times

[THINK] v [JG508] WAR WHEN?

>>144807617
he's not welcome on discord

We don't accept grown men who dress like girls and, I quote junko here "Like being pegged by my girlfriend sometimes. it changes things up"

Someone post the screenshot please

>>144807886
CAn i have an invite to the discord?

>>144807886
That's pretty qt desu :3
Why is Junko so perfect

>>144807886
Right. Instead, you welcome manchildren AND literal children onto your little circlejerk zone.

>>144807814

I don't think JG508 want to be associated with Triahx toxicity too much desu. Wouldn't be surprised if he's kicked by tomorrow.

>leave for a few months
>thread is still 90% shitposting

fucking autists, kys

>>144808149
>kys
kys

LOL leader of JG508 just logged on and kicked Triahx. my fucking sides.

>>144808285
proofs?

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>>144808259

>>144808285
proofs needed thanks

saying "leader of JG508" rather than their name is pretty weak desu

>>144808089
Better than being a literal cuck who takes his girlfriends dildo in the ass

>>144808285
I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter

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>>144808285
Substantiating evidence?

>>144808285
I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter

>>144808710
>>144808594

How about you two fuck off trying to imitate me

>>144808710
ok triax

>>144808285
I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter
>>144808594
I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter
>>144808710
I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter>>144808807
I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposte
>>144808934
How about you two fuck off trying to imitate me
How about you two fuck off trying to imitate me

>>144808285
>Anonymous 8 minutes ago No.144808285 >>144808381 >>144808469 >>144808594 >>144808607 >>144808710 >>144808979LOL leader of JG508 just logged on and kicked Triahx. my fucking sides.>> Anonymous 7 minutes ago No.144808381>>144808285
>proofs?>> Anonymous 7 minutes ago No.1448084541428971457157.jpg (69 KB, 820x688)googleiqdb>>144808259>> Anonymous 7 minutes ago No.144808469>>144808285
>proofs needed thanks
>
>saying "leader of JG508" rather than their name is pretty weak desu>> Anonymous 5 minutes ago No.144808576>>144808089(You)
>Better than being a literal cuck who takes his girlfriends dildo in the ass>> Anonymous 5 minutes ago No.144808594 >>144808807 >>144808979>>144808285
> I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter>> Anonymous 5 minutes ago No.1448086071436122292340.png (145 KB, 400x400)googleiqdb>>144808285
>Substantiating evidence?>> Anonymous 4 minutes ago No.144808710 >>144808807 >>144808934 >>144808979>>144808285
>I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter>> Anonymous 3 minutes ago No.144808807 >>144808979>>144808710
>>>144808594
>
>How about you two fuck off trying to imitate me>> Anonymous 1 minute ago No.144808934 >>144808979>>144808710
>ok triax>> Anonymous 48 seconds ago No.144808979>>144808285
>I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter
>>>144808594
>I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter
>>>144808710
>I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposter>>144808807
>I haven't been kicked you stupid shitposte
>>>144808934
>How about you two fuck off trying to imitate me
>How about you two fuck off trying to imitate me

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This thread is so bad I think I'm going to start browsing World of Tanks general and pretend they're talking about War Thunder

>>144808979
>hurrr durrr I'm anonymous so I'll pretend to be someone else!

You shouldn't be allowed on 4chan in middle school.

>>144809104
But there isn't a wotg

Why you faggots dont go somewhere else to discuss about your circlejerk issues and leave this general alone? Nobody gives a fuck about any of this or your stupid board culture.

>>144809467
Did somebody say gayposting?

>>144809467
This general IS the circlejerk. Why don't YOU leave if you don't like it?

>>144809542
Yes, your dad did.

>>144809467
The aspies are a cancerous growth on wtg. We lack the moderation to actually remove this cancer because the janitors are lazy hotpocket fuckers.

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>this is who theOrangeDoom gets to come home to fuck
qt :3

>>144809585
>oh look, more pedophilia being posted again

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>>144809846
Might as well turn wtg into a CP thread for all the fucks the janitors give about it.

>left wt launcher up all day with pre-load checked while out
>download finished
>close launcher and restart
>downloads another 109mb in "data"
>still 1.57
>alt+f4


>>144809638
>because the janitors are lazy hotpocket fuckers.
They're also almost certainly the ts tykes who pitch the chimpouts uncontested.

Seriously, does anyone even like Triahx?

>>144810128
>still keeping this going

Fuck off you retard, keep up with the current thread culture. Post porn!!

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kancolle sniffboats in war thunder when?

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Oh look the hot pocket fuckers turned up.

Don't expect us to be gracious you lazy fucks.

RIP a glorious thread

>>144810432
>hahahaha posting in le epik thread xD

>>144810486
>Triahx having a meme meltdown

Did I get banned for posting porn.

TEST

>>144810306
*sniff sniff*

pretty good boat desu

>>144810612
gg mods

Useless fucking cunts

>didn't even delete the spam and kancolle image

Wow great job mods!

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How the fuck is this cliff on Poland fair, Gaijin? Can you assholes please just outsource your map design to someone more competent?

>>144811020
its their counter to the ridge north of the city

>>144810786
Spam reports until the job is done.

>>144811091
It's a really unbalanced counter, though. The other team can get to it way more quickly and it gives them a shot at everyone leaving the other spawn while getting to sit behind pretty good cover.

>>144812218
Fuck off, trihax

>>144812328
things go downhill in professional shitposters like Vegeta get home

>>144812328
wtg is far more advanced cancer than that

Plus you're giving the janitors waaaaay too much credit.

>>144812442
>Vegeta
>Leaving the house
0/10 Triahx
Apply yourself

>>144812328
this made me pretty hard

>>144812530
Stroking YakLivesMatter's hard cock!

>>144812498
Abusing his children takes time

>>144812613
>can't even gaypost properly

Fuck off wannabe

1.59 when?

>>144812826
When YLM posts his boipussy

>>144813234
Sleep tight, pupper.

>>144813234
Fuck off manlet
There is a height limit to who can post here

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>>144813303

>>144814291
man you'd have to be one pathetically salty individual to be so buttblasted as to create that image, let alone post it

>>144814413
you're pretty autistic

What's your power level?

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>>144814413

There is a higher than normal level of autism going on right now.

Let that sink in. This thread is more autistic than normal /wtg/ threads.

>>144814850
Shut up, Triahx.

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>>144814291
>>144814540

>Triahx chimps out and acts like a child saying he isn't sperging out and vegeta and grouch are
>Tells vegeta to grow up in same breath
How can someone be so oblivious?

>>144815320
ok Vegeta, no need to come running when you get spanked

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Never forget

>>144815494
>I'd like to play this boogeyman, in damage control mode

>>144815602
why have you posted such a boring screencap

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>>144815602

This thread really deserves to be banned from the board. There's maybe two posts in here out of 146 that are about a videogame.

Do you have to do more than kill the bases on Spain to be able to destroy the airfield? I just dropped over 19000 lbs of bombs on the airfield and didn't get any damage. I think another bomber hit it too but decided not to say anything for some reason seeing as he flew over it 2 minutes before I did.

>>144815740
update soon

it will be better

>>144815320
>when vegeta and grouchy are so assblasted that their """"""roast""""""" failed on triahx
>and it turned into Triahx and Timsnake roasting the fuck out of the kiddie fucker and Mr.Fat-fettish
>so assblasted by it vegeta and grouchy try to keep the argument going, several hours later

>all of this drama because one dumb cunt decided to point out how shit another dumb cunt is in the OP

well fucking done

>>144815889
Neither Grouch or Vegeta got btfo though
Triahx just sperged out in chat until he finally took Cptn_Jack's advice and shut the fuck up

>>144811725
You'd think that, but I never see it effectively used

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>>144815697
Well why don't you contribute to the thread instead of complaining, you fucking kike?

>>144815721
bretty gud

>>144816137
Just about every round on Poland I see someone sit up there and get at least a couple kills in the first couple minutes of the game.

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>>144815889
>literally trixhax for the last two whole threads

>>144816131
>Neither Grouch or Vegeta got btfo though
Nah, you both did. Grouchy got max upset going
>muh poor wifes disese

>>144816413
Yeah, I wish I could post like triahx can. Apparently he has no captcha cooldown and every post was his

Must be a secrit

>>144816604
>Yeah, I wish I could post like triahx can. Apparently he has no captcha cooldown and every post was his
literally ok triahx

>>144815889
>>144816604
>Triahx trying to twist it around to pretend he didn't get roasted by the entirety of /wtg/ for ten hours straight

>>144816698
>10 hours straight
>didn't even happen 10 hours ago

Autism

>>144816694
>beep boop
>have no retort
>selecting default retort
>"ok triahx"

>>144816921
>have no retort

no I was literally just calling you out for being triahx

>>144816986
and that's the default defecto for autists

>it's a triahx doesn't get it due to his crippling autism episode

>>144816921
>Didn't even happen ten hours ago
But it did shitter, maybe if you were a bit smarter you wouldn't have gotten shot down by a shitter in an F2H in the best plane in the fucking game

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!!!REMINDER!!!

>>144817101
No, 9/10 times it is Triahx since his posting habits and asshurt are fairly obvious, I don't know what you're trying to do other than deflect.

>literally 5 days ago, people were arguing and chimping out about how the Mig-17 isn't the best plane in the game
>Some 508 autist dies in one, and it magically becomes the best just so you can meme on him

This is why this general is dying

>Hunter technically is the best jet with it's energy profile
>nobody plays it right so it sucks

i'm okay with this

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>>144817252
>trihax gets slammed by a yurocuck living in the Sharia Controlled Zone

>>144817693
>This fucking damage control
What?
No one ever said the MiG-17 wasn't the best in the game

>>144817693
Go to bed, Triahx.

>>144817693
Holy shit talk about damage control

If only I still had that image of you getting shot down by Helmet

ITT:
>Everyone is apparently triahx, so everyone is calling each other Triahx

It's like a shitty /b/ thread in here

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>you fell for the German tanks meme

>>144817923
ok triahx

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>>144817923
Please just go to bed already

>>144817801
>>144817802
>>144817869
Let me guess. I'm apparently triahx. wew you guys found me, it is I, triahx, the guy who dies to shitty warthunder youtubers

>>144818069
>Claims he isn't Triahx
>Writes exactly like him
Hmmm, I see

>>144817973
you for the best nation in tanks????

>>144818069
At least you're admitting that you're a shitter. See, it wasn't so hard was it?

>>144817973
Pz IV long-barrel is comfy af, and a laser accurate sniper.

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>>144818058
Why? it's only 8pm
>>144818193
>Anonymous people on an anonymous image boards can tell that this anonymous person writes exactly like anon-anonymous, anonymous person

k

>>144818316
>I'm DEFINITELY not Triahx guys, that's why I'm defending him so fervently!

Please don't tell me you're that same dude who went through his steam trying to prove Triahxs own argument.

>>144818316
>Anonymous people on an anonymous image boards can tell that this anonymous person writes exactly like anon-anonymous, anonymous person
>Literally what Triahx claims every time he namedrops vegeta
Okay Triahx

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>tfw still no 1.59

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Im tempted to duel Triahx again. Could use another slam piec3, Yak is getting alittle worn out.

>Kirby reaches puberty
>Starts having the urge to mate with other puffballs
>Tiff picks up on this and is a little confused and embarrassed at first
>She realizes the only way to calm Kirby down is to pleasure him to put an end to his primal needs
>Starts jacking him off in the privacy of her bedroom to calm him down, but his desires only intensify
>Kirby develops a strong attachment to her and attributes the pleasure he feels to her almost immediately
>Kirby bonds with Tiff more than ever, seeing her now as a mate than as a caretaker like before
>Tiff, who is also older now, starts having her own fantasies about the situation despite her embarrassment
>She can't handle the horniness anymore and decides to let Kirby mate with her
>She's incredibly nervous at first, realizing that what she was doing was essentially bestiality, but she goes along with it anyway
>Tiff sits down in front of Kirby, who is eager for his reward and is already attempting to mount her
>Soaking wet, Tiff parts her large feet and allows Kirby to examine her lady parts
>Kirby becomes excited and clings to her body from the front, ready to take action
>Probes his now more developed cock around Tiff's groin in search of an orifice
>He finally makes contact, and starts to pump in and out furiously
>Tiff moans, unable to contain herself as Kirby works his puffball magic
>She cums almost instantly, and pulls Kirby closer to her body so he can reach even further into her quivering cunt
>She cums again and again, and eventually Kirby does too, whimpering as he reaches climax and shoots multiple spurts of his hot sticky fluid
>A small puddle of Tiff's and Kirby's cum has formed beneath them
>Tiff lies back panting and overwhelmed
>Kirby curls up at her side and falls asleep

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>>144819239

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oh boy

>>144819610
>unlocking an irrelevant tier V tank

for what reason?

>>144819732
For when the T-62 comes out he can start unlocking it immediately.

>>144819895
then why bother blogging about it ~2 patches before the T-62 is even addded

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>>144819732
>le irrelevance maymay

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>>144820362
>meme
>MEMEMEMEEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

>>144819596
>>>/trash/

>>144819732
>slav memefortress
>irrelevant
Next you'll tell us there's no bias.

>>144820637
>the land of 1960s MBTs firing 400mm penetrating HEAT-FS
>still believing this

I didn't know retards could make it to tier V

>>144820727
>implying it won't be under-tiered like all the other slav fortresses
>calls others retarded

>>144818559
coming tomorrow if at all

>>144820965
>implying it won't be under-tiered
>be under-tiered

Uh, the T-54 1951 is already at 7.7 mate. So yeah think I'll call you retarded as much as I like.

>>144820637
>every other tank gets APDS with 300mm pen default
>this tank gets shitty APHE that can barely pen 200mm default
>APDS and HEATFS are literally not profitable to use

>>144821158
just buy premium

>>144821158
>caring about SL
>tier 5
hahahaha are you even for real right now kiddo ahahhaha like seriously lamo please tell me you aren't eserious right now fæm just tell me you joshin me hard right now bruv cuz that's just hahhahah so embarassing

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>>144821018
>tfw it'll be weeks at best

>>144821285
>>144821328
>giving gaijin money
>ever
>for any reason
+5GE to the two shills this evening.

>>144821328
>most of T5 slav tanks cost nearly 1 mil
>the ammo that can actually do shit costs nearly 2k sl a round
shut up, teeb
>>144821440
there has never been a patch on the dev longer than 3 weeks

>>144821649
>there has never been a patch on the dev longer than 3 weeks
Well, this has been a patch full of firsts to be fair.

>>144821549
>>144821649
hahahha how bad can you faggots be like hahhaha silver lions ain't worth shit hahahah been progressing up 3 tank branches at T5 and keep makin thos SLs guess I'm just that good xD do you keep an excel sheet of your cost expenditures per round you fuckin nerd hahah god damn this is just pathetic

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>decide to give this game another chance
>roll out into the Jungle map
>make it to the shore line behind a hill
>get my binos up and working
>tank randomly explodes
>round from enemy spawn pierces through a dozen bushes and 1/2 a dozen trees
>hits home on the top of my panthers turret
>shard bounces down and ignites my ammo rack
>oh well never liked tanks that much

>in plane side climbing while browsing /v/
>tab back in to see a b29 high and to my left 2.3km out
>friendly's already going for him
>decide not to bother and climb more to the right
>b29 sends out a volley of fiddies zipping towards me
>damn near jump when my left wing tip goes black
>point down and right disengaging the climb to put distance between us
>another volley comes a few rounds zipping through my left wing and tail
>fuel tank catches fire
>turn off engine and nose down
>fire spreads in a matter of seconds exploding my plane
>oh well never liked planes that much

Once a month I give this game a chance and 9/11 times it just gives me bullshit. I'll try again when the new patch comes out I guess. Squad mates recently unlocked the Tiger II so maybe I'll try that next time I'm on.

>>144815602
I'm a meme?

>>144822873
keep trying m8, you'll get a fun match eventually

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>>144823646
If nothing else, a participant in a /wtg/ classic moment.

>>144823820
Good enough.

>>144823674
That's the problem and the reason I took a break. I was by far having more bad matches than fun matches and the fun ones didn't make up for the bad.

>>144824062
I have plenty more fun matches than getting roflstomped instantly matches. And I take the game so seriously I may as well bind controls to the stick up my ass.

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where do I find the funner memes

what is the comfiest tank ingame and why is it the ISU122?

>>144829856
>posted very literally from my Ez-Mode Backyard Bounce House Playset™® made with real Stalinium

>>144830067
>90mm of almost flat shit plus meme-mantlet
As much as i like your meme, the isu is sadly no memepyramid

>>144830067
>literally a box of a tank
>bounce house
literally ebin
the only selling point is the ISU-122S has the historical reload of the D-25T

>>144829856
>missing a crew member
it's shit until it gets fixed

http://forum.warthunder.com/index.php?/topic/316291-what-are-the-red-and-blue-war-bonds/#entry6204093

tl;dr- Some players can still spend leftover warbonds from a previous cycle with the same color as the current cycle. Fixing this game-breaking bug becomes Gaijin's top priority.

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Where does the TU-4 sit on the Russiaboo tree? I have a feeling they'll rearrange the TU-2 tree and put the TU-4 below them, wanting to double check before I waste points into a plane I probably won't every touch.

>>144832542
Fuck off helmet

>>144832658
>the only one allowed to be interested in the Tu-4 is helmetpotato

>>144833694
>spaded IL-28

>>144835504
It's one of if not the easiest 8.0 to spade and it's been in the game for a long time. That means nothing, famalam.

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>>144835564
>easiest 8.0 to spade
I had easier times spading the La-15

>>144835751
thats because you're not helmet, this guy is helmet so it was easy

>>144835751
But that's also up there in the easiest 8.0s. I'd be impressed if you'd said MiG-9.

>>144836064
>>144835564
It really is the easiest 8.0

Spain. Fly out and bomb 1 base, turn straight NW and climb to ~5000m. Line up directly underneath B-29s and use tail gun to remove the 4 of them, go for 5th if you want.

Ez rp

>>144836064
MiG-9 isn't an 8.0
it's why I didn't mention it

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>>144836449
>mig-9 isn't an 8.0

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>get teamkilled by friendly for literally no reason
>respawn
>set him on fire
>enemy gets credit for his death so i'm not charged a ton of SL

>>144836568
I think I saw that from the enemy side. Berlin, top BR?

>>144836559
wait, it is?
who was the idiot who put it there
it was already trash at 7.0
>>144836445
>spain
there's the problem

>>144836653
nope it was planes AB

>>144836754
IL-28 is the only time I'm happy to see Spain. It does tend to turn into a Mig-17/Hunter playground late game.

>>144836754
it's to prove gaijin is not russian bias

not that it matters, nobody plays it

>>144837009
>take two worst slav planes (Yak-15/17 and MiG-9(L)
>uptier them to prove no bias
>not doubling the T-10M reload because reload rates are for "balance"

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Someone on my steam list told me to post my stats in the /vg/ because apparently you guys ride the cock of completely 100% legit stats?

I didn't even know this game had a /vg/ I thought everyone on my steam list was just an autist about 4chan.

Apparently vegeta makes his rounds here which makes sense.

>>144837790
>tanks
Fuck off.

>>144837790
>tanks

>>144837790
>Vegeta makes his rounds here
What do I do now?

>>144838323
are you some global shitpost trotter or something?

>head on spit vc in thunderbolt
>he pulls off
>I pray I can pull with him long enough to get shots off on him
>I do
freedomcals are based

>>144838395
No?
My in game name is VegetaTheSaiyan
And you point me out in your post, what's up?

>shoot leo in turret with 100m APDS
>non-penetration
>he proceeds to one shot me with APDS through the hull
but T-54s are so opee, amirite guise

>>144839271
>posted from my cold war MBT that regularly sees 6.3s
Just flank him :^)

>>144839374
>T-54 1949
>seeing 6.3s
what are you fucking talking about

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>>144839467

Never noticed how long it took to find a game until I started playing the soviets.

>>144839731
>clearly state I shot APDS
>1947 doesn't get APDS
>moving goalposts
this is levels of autism I have yet to see

>>144839828
>clearly said T-54s (plural)
>not T-54 1949

>>144839919
I will admit that the T-54 1947 is a great tank(other than those horrendous shot traps), but the T-54 1949 and 1951 are just irrelevant trash

>play 4.3 soviets
>comet in every game
>try 4.3 krauts
>comet in every game
>try 5.0 claps
>tiger and is in every game
>try 5.7 kraut
>m46 and centurion in every game

Is planes any better? I've only ever played tanks in this game, but I think I'm done now. I used to play Microsoft flight sim if that matters.

>>144841140
There are massive BR black holes in >tanks. If you're playing anything that can see tigers you will see tigers. Planes mostly only has that problem in tiers one and five.

>Microsoft flight sim
If you're using a joystick you'll be at a hyuuge disadvantage vs mouseniggers unless you play sim mode, and the game doesn't do simulator particularly well, but there is some fun to be had if you look really hard.

>>144841140
go away pocket

>>144841535
Tier 4 is pretty fucked in planes too.

>>144841682
>not posted from my 4.7 mustang, 4.7 G-6, 4.7 F-8, 4.3 Ki-84, etc
Tier 4 is fine until you're in honorary tier 5.

>>144842070
Tier 4 is shit
>5.3-5.7 germans against 6.0-6.3 allies
>carrier start F8Fs against airstart japs
The only matchups that are fine in tier 4 are germans against russians and Hokkaido.

>>144841535
>joystick
So far I can only give 2 advantages atm. Used to be 3 until maximum overload meme.

You can nickle and dime energy like a jew.

Some planes have relatively borked mouseaim, so maybe it would be better with joystick.

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>when you actually have a really fun round
>proper dogfights instead of constant shitters going headon and getting a stray bullet into your elevator
>got shot down in the end but don't care because I genuinely got outskilled instead of fucked over by the game
I wish rounds like this happened more often.

On a related note, when did they remove spotters from Sicily?

>>144842194
>hokkaido
>fine
>hokkaido existing at all is fine
>posted from my highly existing nazi vs jap map

>>144842437
>muh historical matchups
Play sim.
I was obviously talking about balance.

>>144842354
>going headon and getting a stray bullet into your elevator

your fault for getting hit

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>take advantage of recent soviet bomberautism
>take P-63 out
>kill 3 Pe-8s and a Tu-2
Tu-4 is a blessing and a curse

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PATCH WHEN

>>144842507
But sim doesn't have those either, not in any way besides the limited number of playable maps.

>>144842662
Play IL-2 then.

>>144842747
Why can't I just have a happy middle ground between full retard WoWP arcade bullshit and full retard /simg/ joystick wank autism?

>>144842884
>full retard /simg/ joystick wank autism
BMS OPS WHEN

>>144842884
You have, but you're asking for full retard /simg/ joystick wank autism matchmaking.

>>144843124
Yes, exactly. I want the matchmaking without the wank.

>>144843228
You're playing the wrong game then.
Btw, IL-2 has mouse aim now.

>>144843407
>IL-2 has no wank

>>144841140

Planes is bad for other reasons.

>it's a tracks help normalize a round coming in at an 85 degree angle episode

>>144844286
>unironically using a tracked vehicle when there are cars and a bote

>>144844439
>being legit autistic

>get caught on fire
>PLANE BURNT DOWN LEAVING PLANE IN 13 SECONDS
>fire goes out
>still have full control of plane, no major damage
>fuck you though you're dead because we said so
This fuckin' game

>>144845378
>soft land on runway
>get kicked out because you took too long to slow down
)))

>>144845378
>>144845504
>playing arcade

>>144845656
Happens in RBGF, too, not to menion,
>landing in arcade

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>land and capture airport with my ki-200 @500km/h
>enemy sabre is coming in fast to finish me
>mfw I repair when he's at 1.3km
>mfw I get the airspawn @ 600km/h on his six

Getting the crew repair to lvl 5 was the right choice

>>144846462
See >>144845656

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>Norway
>enemy team is mostly 6.0 and 6.3
>we have two D-13s
>one goes for bombers the other for Beaufighters

>>144847025
>inb4 they were fiddycats and you're just a bitch

>>144847362
They're still 6.0 and out-everything 109s.

>>144847491
They have no business being 6.0, and no they don't, especially if you're at alt like you should be.

>>144847576
>They have no business being 6.0
topkek

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Gaijin's being generous today.

>>144847778
That they're higher BR than La-9 and the tempest V and the same BR as the J7W is an absolute joke. There's no two ways about it.

>>144847874
>now owning it already

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>start launcher today
>it starts updating files
>YES, FINALLY THE NEW UPDATE IS HERE
>it ends up literally doing nothing
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

90% of the playerbase banned for being shit when?

>>144848420
What will you play then, when you are banned? WoT?

>>144847025
>one goes for bombers the other for Beaufighters
Bombers and AI are retard magnets. I've lost count of how many matches I've lost in Spain because Miggers and Sabretards wanted to go and kill AI bombers

>>144848541
I guess I could shit up /simg/

>>144848270
I rarely fly planes, and I'm definitely not planning on giving Gaijin money.

>>144847778
>4x M2 .50 cals
>no WEP
>nuclear furnace engine
>"""out-everything""""

Sorry senpai you're just bad

>>144800841
lmao this is even better than helmet getting shat on by Meteor F3s in his MiG

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new german space program

>>144848992
Me too, but Chaika is Chaika.

>>144852440
Regular machine gun Chaika is already stronk enough.

>>144848992
>I'm definitely not planning on giving Gaijin money.
That's amazing. A poster on /shitposting general/ who's not a gaijew drone or shill.

>>144851380
>helmet getting shat on by Meteor F3s in his MiG
Post web em's. Would love to see this.

>>144852612
>being poor
lmao

>>144848561
shooting down the AI bombers is almost a must because they deplete a good chunk of the enemy's tickets

I've lost count of how many matches I've lost in Spain because Miggers didn't want to go and kill AI bombers that would've won us the match

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>>144852612
no webms but there's this

>>144852960
I kind of miss Helmetposting and all those arguments. Vegeta and Triahx shitposting at each-other for hours is just boring and autistic.

>>144853239
I'm helmet and I'll be back ingame when the tu-4 comes out

AMA

>>144853428
whats your opinion about grandscenarios?

>>144853428
will you post your legs?

>>144853527
he's one of the few non autistic bongs and I wish he'd come back
>>144853569
no

>>144853780
>he's
>he'd
Excuse me?

Is this general actually just full of jealous kids who are waiting to find one thing to pick on others with?

How fucking desperate are you kids? what a fucking sad pathetic life.

>>144853985
come on you can't deny triahx getting shit on in a mig 17 by a youtube shitter in a banshee is fucking hilarious

are you this much of a faggot that you can't take insults and shitflinging on the fucking internet? sure I got shot down in a mig 15 by a sea meteor for fucking around too much in a late night game but in the end I just laugh it off and no one actually cares unless they're literally autistic

go back to your circlejetking leddit hugbox where you belong

>>144852728
>being a gaijew shill
>giving money to slavs like a retard
kek

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>>144851417

>>144853985
>Is this general actually just full of jealous kids who are waiting to find one thing to pick on others with?
Yes, it's been like that for two years now. Used to be nice and comfy most of the time, but now it's all about /wtg/ celebrities and their petty drama

>>144854326
no i dont find it funny nor do i give attention to namefags. I have bad games too but that doesnt mean im going to come on here and bash someone else to boost my epeen because im some desperate faggot trying to validate myself being shit from time to time.

literally grow up kid, you have the mentally of a 12 year old.

>>144854642

Literally ok Triahx

>>144854829
and there you go, im going back in game. Enjoy being a 12 year old.

>>144854642
ok triahx

>triahx getting shit on in a mig 17 by a youtube shitter in a banshee
I would alt-f4 instantly in shame if that happened to me.

>>144852960
The autismo nigger even worked in the "helicoptered up to me" meme too.

>>144853985
Hi trihax. Remember to kys today. It's literally all you'll ever have after being shit on live, on kiketube.

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>>144852960
That's not even an impressive level of un-skill, though, especially for a migger.

>>144855031
>>144854901
>>144854829
Hi vegeta, captain jack, and mind geek.

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>>144855123
Pilot literally rolled into the other plane. How fucking bad are MiG pilots in this game? Christ.

>>144855156
Do damage control and project all you want trihax, no one here is retarded enough to believe word one of it.

When will we get Hercules planes?

>>144855123
>>144855325
To be fair though, the MiG-15 loses virtually all of its rollrate at high speed

Not saying the guy isn't a shitter, just that this probably wouldn't have happened in a plane with good roll

>>144855453
C-130 or H-4? Either way, probably never.