/eog/ EVE Online General

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OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers

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EVE isn't "fun". If you play it for "fun" YOU are the problem - the cancer - the aids - the cyst - that NO single person in New Eden wants. Only 1% of the community play the game right. Fuck off with your stupid forced meme shit trying to justify this shit fucking game, I make so much ISK/hr and sell it RWT - upward of thousands per month. What have you done with your life LOL? Kissless lonely virgin faggots, have fun being cucked F O R E V E R.

pic. related.

first

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4th for best otp

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>Scorch XL

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>>144776360
*slow claps steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

>>144776476
>Timm3h has autismsneakers

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tfw no rogue drone gf

>Sigmund is never gonna let you duel him 1v1 so you can have the easiest kill in your entire life

>>144776578

*slow claps steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

>>144776906
Cuuuuuuuuute

Could I get a list of things you all hate about Eve corporations again? I want to make sure no one from this thread will join mine once I get it started.

>>144777575
fun

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>>144777575
>corps that don't demand comms 24/7
>corps that don't rat 24/7 giving you tax isk for SRP
>corps that don't povide free cynabals
>corps in pleb tier WHs, lowsec and highsec
>corps that don't have vote to kick members weekly meetings
>corls that don't instantly kick poople that don't show for meetings
>corps that don't ERP
>corps without less than 100 active members at any time
>corps with australians
>corps with shit tier names like spurdo sparde
>corps without free pos and bpo services
>corps without forums that require ID or driver's license to make an account
>corps that don't embrace the mlp amd catgirl lifestyle
>corps red to TEST
>corps not blue to goons
>no enforced hourly comms check
>corps that allow people with less than 8 multibox miners to join
>corps with neonazis
>corps without cute girls

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>multiboxing

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>>144778430
>playing eve on hardcore mode

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>>144778430

>>144778423
Honestly I could probably just say my corp had Australians in it and that would keep anyone from joining.

multiboxing is the backbone of eve economy i am insuly by fact that the player killers in this game would even dare to try to compare their unserious singleboxing to the truly thinking mans life dream eve is the has beeen in the forefront of advanced simulation of multiboxing data and thanks to countles studies we all know that eve is the best game for this i think ccp should just remove singleboxing players all together it adds nothing to the game and just generates lost minerals instead we should all just keep multiboxing ships forver and make vast loads of them in order to have them this is what i did when i was in all-out but since they stole my 10 accounts with medium gun machariel i realize they trylu do not share my dream thus i am also i think that we need to remove system security since concord do not respond in null when my 10 miners gets ganked by the noctis player using such a ship for a dirty job is truly not pallatable and i thunk u all should reconsider your careeers in eve but that is just my tought even thought i am right so just so you know so stop arguing and lets discuss the best multiboxing setups for players with low amounts of dollars okay guys but do not forget that i need some so please send in case i need it but i can t afford to pay back since i am poor and lose svipul in lowsec also do not ever stop multiboxing my friends multiboxing is truly the best i really enjoy it i think ccp needs to buff it rhough since i only earn 2 billion isk per tick can anyone help i think since it is clearly bugged i do not know what to do and i am kind of tired so do not come of as snarky or i will report u to the mdoeratos and they will ban you because i know them irl and know they hate you all sicne they are truly secret multiboxers as well but i think yoi call know this since i essentially control this baord and do not ever forget but anyway i truly wish goosn would come back so i could use my 10 accountsto farm guirsatas pirates in deklin.

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>>144777575
>>144778330
>>144778423
>>144778430
>>144778998
>>144779040
>>144779058
it is all me

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who needs graphics amr lol?! EVE could just as easily be played in a terminal.

>tfw can't multibox eog posts

>>144779153
>tfw your shitpost is now reposted daily

>>144779156
You've linked two of my posts though, so you're a liar.

Is Paisti actually NRDS or is that just Finns being Finns? The first Eve corp I joined was mostly Finns, they are tricksters.

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>trip fagging

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>>144779156 (You)

>>144779209
>he doesn't play aurora

can we just go one thread with no shitposting

>>144779604
How can you ask that while you shitpost?

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>>144779604

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post grils

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>>144779820
kay

>no unknown organic sectors of balancing comms

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>>144779831

>>144779831
delete this

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>>144779708
>>144779756
actually I was shitposting all along

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>tfw no amarr gf

>>144779831
enjoy your 3 day b& sigmund

>>144779831
I enjoy this greatly

>>144780069
I know

>>144780072
>currently chocking on a 17" bionic drifter cock while truckloads of augmented cum rushes down her ovaries to impregnate her

do you want to know why gaem dead? because fights don't happen organically now. there is nothing rganic about eve anymore and how now it's all about comms this comms that before eve got big things were organic things happened as you went along and now the sectors and inorganic because everything is with comms and you have to call yhe other FC and tell him hey dude do you want to make fight becaus enothing is organic now you roam for day and adays and days and you have no organic fights because now everything ins blob and not organic you just set it up and this is why this game is dying because nothing is organic anymore eve is an ecosystems and big fish eats smaller fish but not anymore because now is you make svipul and gila fleet and you call the other fc and tell him to make fight how is that organic at all????

>>144780165
Which one is the Mara? She usually dies first

>nobody posted the jamyl is cute picture yet

>>144780281
I organically agree with you

>>144780375
>not Outunni

>>144780375
incursion fags pls go

>>144780479
Reyni vidi vici

>>144780479
>no femenine cock in her pants
thats why it sagging with discontent

Guys who is the most organic player?

>>144780479
disgusting That is a bad Reyni picture, and she doesn't fly golems

>golem
>not raven

>>144780636
>Reyni
>Marauder
anything bigger than a thrasher is too big for Him

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>>144780636
>>144780641
>>144780726
ecksdee

>>144780862
>that nigmatar arm
artist does not know perspective

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>>144780836
>him

>>144781071
>animu style
>it's garbage

shocking right

>>144780551
Those too I guess. I can't remember the order for all the sites off-hand I've only been doing them for a couple days (and not all day and night, just a few hrs).

>>144780557
I hate them but I don't know of a faster, easier way for me to get the money for a nomad and to start my own corp

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>animu dust qt

>DUST

>>144781197
>structure bashing
wow its nothing
him.

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>condi

Siegmund please, you should look at her killboard past the first page

>>144781872
shut the fuck off faggot
I pvp more than her and anyone from allout
and i hve way more fun thana that shit corp

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>her

>>144782035
r u okay Siegmund, do u need me to call the hospital, because reyni is less snuggly then u?

>>144782326
fuck off and stop using my name
im reporting thread for using my name
I'm a far better pvper than that reyni faggot

>>144782521
But Reyni has better stats then u, she must be the better player, maybe u have an aneurysm and u can't read, u sure about not calling the hospital?

>>144782660
muhh callig the hospital
shut the fuck off with that already
I solo pvp and reyni does not
and dont use my name ever again

>>144782831
but siegmund reyni finds people and solo ganks them with her alts, and u just kill explorers that try to find belt rats for their daily, are u sure ur okay?

[Vexor Navy Issue, C2-C3 solofit]
Shield Power Relay II x5
Drone Damage Amplifier II

EM Ward Field II
Large Shield Extender II x2
50MN Microwarpdrive II

Drone Link Augmentor I
[empty high slots] <-whatever you can fit

Medium Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer I
Medium Core Defense Field Purger I x2

Garde II x5

Will this work?

>>144783085
link alt
i dony bekieve you
stoo using my name faggot

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This is 800mm artillery

>>144783274
u can just look at her elite killmails, its all her
also even though u solo pvp u seem p shit at it, reyni never lost a svipul to a noctis

>>144783436
>artillery

>>144783530
"elite killmails"
so no alt then
stop lying
and sotp using my name
that noctis caught me off guard
im still beyter than all of shit all out thats why i left

Is this an actual conversation going on or just one guy?

>>144783747
but ur really bad and reyni has solo'd a dread with her alts siegmund

>>144783862
bullshit

>>144783958
just look at zkill siegmund, reyni has 14 alts making hundreds of billions of isk each month shooting dreads while ur stuck in lowsec

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>corp rule says no drunk roams

>>144783856
It's all uncapitalised letters. It's prolly johny.

>>144784075
nice bait

>>144784173
quit already

>>144784190
fuck off.

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>corp monitors killboards and punishes members who don't achieve a certain kill:loss ratio

>>144784173
Pretty much a deal-breaker tbqh

On the one hand I am really annoyed by what I can only describe as the "alcohol worship" of some eve players, particularly UK/AU. On the other hand drunk fleets are fun.

>>144784190
Yeah they sounded like the same guy. I was entertaining the possibility of two ESL retards though

>the corp has rules for anything other than no axowing and no scamming
dropped

>corp rules say you're not allowed to hire jita whores

sighh...

>>144784664
not the same guy that faggot sucking on rrynis cock and talking shit about my hospital is just an asshole
report him

>corp rule says you have to be in comms at all times

just

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>corp rule says you have to shitpost on /eog/

how do you use a cyno?

>>144785639
Blaze ozone and inhale beacon.

>>144783271
Doubt it for c3s. Just compare tank/s with evesurvival DPS stats

>>144785851

no i mean when someone else lights it

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autism

>>144787137
i bet he made his character look like him irl

>>144783271
I get 274 passive shield regen on that fit.

most c3 anoms have a wave with ~700 dps (and the relic/data are ~1400). not a chance here.

there are two or maybe three c2 anoms that don't go above 300 dps and they might be doable. your dps isn't the greatest but i'm not very familiar with c2 sites; you might be able to remove enough dps from the room before your tank breaks to do it. the other anoms + the relic/data are also not doable.

wormholes that buff shields will be useful for this, ofc.

use this: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cNu8hxqJKqkkPnhDlIuJY-IT6ps7kTNCd3BEz0Bvqs/pubhtml#

you faggot ass niggas need to hop off my boy siegmund's dick dead ass I will deck the shit outta you son

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fortizar is the best looking citadel

[Vexor, Vexor Active Shield]
Drone Damage Amplifier II
Drone Damage Amplifier II
Damage Control II
Omnidirectional Tracking Enhancer II
Photonic Upgraded Co-Processor

Large Shield Extender II
Medium Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 50
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Medium Shield Booster II

Drone Link Augmentor II
Salvager I
Small Remote Armor Repairer II
[empty high slot]

Medium Core Defense Field Extender I
Medium Core Defense Field Extender I
Medium Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I

I need one more high slot filled, any suggestions

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>vexor
>shield

>>144788737
Desu

>>144788883
civilian projectile gun to draw aggro away from your drones while not using ammo

>that one guy who doesn't fit shields on his vexor

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What is the most valuable cargo you ever carried?

triple rep vexor for pvp
shield for pve

>>144788089

Would it help to switch to wardens or curators and pull range instead of trying to tank the dps?

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>>144789582
>cichlid
This post is the work of 「Oruze Cruise」 ! !

>>144789008

A laser will do that and deal some actual dps too.

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>laser
>dps

>>144790194

10 more dps @ 20km is still 10 more dps than a civ gun @ 10km.

>>144789958
Its a good pod
https://zkillboard.com/kill/50549223/

>>144790282
ya its a shame he got brain in a box'd

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Almost got brain in a box'd myself

>>144785639
>>144786408

anyone

;_;

>>144790669
if you have to ask you don't use one

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>krestel
>hila
>jila
>proteuses

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Single-box babys BTFO how can you CÜCKS compete?

Does anyone have hyperion fit capable of doing lvl4 combat storylines? Preferably without t2 shit.

>>144791207
was he auto piloting? Why don't people travel fit?

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>highsec 'pvp'

stop it popblues

>>144791207
>CODE
Holy shit anon, how did you fall this low?

>highsec
>pvp

What's next WH or Sovnull blobbing?

>>144791669
im not sure whats worse. being in code or losing something to code.

>>144789582
>glad im not the only one that keeps dead bodies in my hanger lol

>>144790669
you right click the capacitor and if your ship has a jump drive it will have a list dropdown list of active cynos.
Click it and you jump like if it was star gate.

Remove concord. Suddenly eve is good again.

>>144792819

concord has nothing to do with eve being shit/good

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How to fix EVE Online:

1) remove local intel just like you did watchlists

2) remove killboard API

3) remove highsec bumping

4) make jump freighters dangerous enough to use that DST or conventional freighter fleets are the safer option, and JFs are merely quicker

5) make it so wormholes no longer discriminate with security connections; high > null wormholes should be just as common as the others

6) do a balance pass on t3 and pirate ships, make t1 great again

Any questions?

>>144793928
lol

I agree on the hs>null holes tho

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How to fix EVE Online:

Ban Comms
Remove Multiboxing

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>>144793928

7) Ban multiboxing

8) Add catgirls

9) Add walking in stations

>>144793928
fucking this to be honest

>>144793928

everything except 1 looks good

>>144793543

It's the sole reason highsec is so cancerous. Remove it and beef up police forces so they can't be tanked, suddenly eve is good again.

>>144795018
>Remove it and beef up police forces

how can they beef it up if they remove it

>>144795018
>remove CONCORD
>add CONCORD
So what is it you want?

people can already ignore concord

>>144795668

No. Police forces don't instapop you, jamscramneutfuckyouup or show up in 10 seconds or less.

>>144795865
>beef up police forces so they can't be tanked
>Police forces don't instapop you
That is exactly what can't be tanked mean.

>>144796045

>instapop
>police backup battleships

Not nearly the same thing.

>>144796045
You can't shoot back without getting concord

you can't "tank" them, since their damage just goes up and up and up

sure they don't instablap you like concord does, they just kill you progressively quicker the more shits they have on field

what in the fuck are you even talking about

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first for infinite ammo

>not gamma

>>144796480

>not multifreq

>>144793928
>>144793928
>How to fix EVE Online:
>1) remove local intel just like you did watchlists
yes

>2) remove killboard API
yes but won't happen

>3) remove highsec bumping
no highsec should have some degree of danger, if you can't scout ahead of provide webs you deserve to die

>4) make jump freighters dangerous enough to use that DST or conventional freighter fleets are the safer option, and JFs are merely quicker
if you nerf this calps will be used.as lowsec + nullsec
so dumb

>5) make it so wormholes no longer discriminate with security connections; high > null wormholes should be just as common as the others
who cares

>6) do a balance pass on t3 and pirate ships, make t1 great again
>Any questions?
everything is balanced according to their cost right now
if you make T1 ships great again then reduce their insurance completley

>>144793928
>1) remove local intel just like you did watchlists
No, this does nothing and helps nothing
>2) remove killboard API
No, this does nothing and helps nothing
>3) remove highsec bumping
fuck off cry babby, "wah he bumped me" you already warp instantly regardless of vector in 2 minutes
>4) make jump freighters dangerous enough to use that DST or conventional freighter fleets are the safer option, and JFs are merely quicker
No, people will just use every other thing with a jump drive. Theres nothing wrong with JF's and theres nothing you can do to "make JF's more dangerous" what ever that means.
>5) make it so wormholes no longer discriminate with security connections; high > null wormholes should be just as common as the others
What the fuck would this even do?
>6) do a balance pass on t3 and pirate ships, make t1 great again
T1 is great you shitter

>>144796613
0/10 shit taste ugliest ammo

>>144796683
>if you make T1 ships great again then reduce their insurance completley
what

https://zkillboard.com/character/95255323/
>tfw he just gets randomly decloaked on a corp member sitting on the wormhole

I think highsec bumping got removed

>>144796384
You realize with faction ammo you can fire for hours before even coming close to breaking it

>>144796852

<citation needed>

>>144796852
No it didn't

When you warp and you get bumped, you don't just fly off into nothingness with no hope of ever escaping. You just warp regardless of your vector after 2 minutes

>>144796930
>>144797039
well there you go
it did get removed

>>144797124
it didn't get removed, you can still get bumped hard, you just warp instantly after 2 minutes

the way around this is that someone suicide points you in an ibis or some shit and that cancels your warp, you have to reinitialize warp and the timer starts over

>>144797221
good enough for me to call it removal of bumping

>>144797409
(you)

remove ship collisions

>>144797535
(y-you too)

remove reyni
remove siegmund

>>144796838
what what?
The main strength of T1 ships is their cost, if you lose one you get back almost the entire cost of the hull, this is why they are so great for new players.

If you are gonna buff them for some reason then they should get no insurance and T2 and T3 should get more insurance.

Right now a T2 cruiser costs somewhere around 12 times more than a T1 cruiser and then the T1 cruiser get back 80% of its hull in insurance back.

>>144797672
Either that or make non shit physics for it. Neither won't happen though.

>>144797942

you're a god damn idiot

>>144797942
>the hull
fuck off
a t1 ship spends at least as much, if not more, than the cost of the hull in mods. The hull is basically worthless.

>>144798186
He's 100% right

t3>t2=faction>t1

debate me

>>144798318
So why did both goon T3 doctrines get dumpstered by machariels in much lower numbers?

>be 15km away from asteroid
>get bumped by invisible 15km hitbox
>can't warp away
>some cunt warps in as my ship flops about like my time when I lost my virginity at 25
>die to him since I couldn't warp away

great game CCP. Fuck this shit, I'm out.

>>144798239
>cruiser
>10m in insurance
>10 mill in fit
you get 50% the value back

T1 battleship can be upwards of 200m in insurance and your only cost is like 50m in fitting

>>144798318
T2 is way better than faction, T2's get 4 bonuses and T2 resist profiles. Factions are on par with T1

>>144798263

>eog
>right about anything concerning eve

>>144798186
good argument, well thought out
typical T1 fags
keep flying your baby ships

>>144798239
I don't see how that has anything to do with anything.
Thats a mods/market problem, not a ship problem.

>>144798318
you can't really compare T2 and faction just like that but you have the right idea.

>>144798418
There arent t3 battleships

>>144797221

So the new meta will be to fit warp core stabs in your freighter so you need at least four points of scram to cancel the warp.

>>144798535

you have no argument

>>144798671
You can't fit warp core stabs to freighters

>>144798671
>I don't know what I'm talking about and I want EVERYONE to know it

Spatial burst

multiplies your mass and collision size by five for five seconds, cuts propulsion for 10

no your ships are baby ships

>>144799335
That would just make you coast longer because your inertia is so high

the kinetic energy they deliver to you is the same. This means you absorb the same regardless of your mass

increasing your mass wouldn't prevent bumping any better than currently.

Ideally you want an extremely low mass, so your inertia is low and you align and slow down faster from bumps

>>144799501

>low mass
>slow down faster

...

>>144799728
higher mass means more inertia

more inertia means your speed changes slower

Its why if you siege on a POS and the pos PW changes, you fly so much farther than if you didn't siege.

Siege gives you 500% to mass

a lighter ship accelerates and decelerates quicker than a heavy ship

>>144798680

>>144799335
This is not WoW

>>144798680
you seem to be in shock

>>144799883
>>144800040

?

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>>144800117

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>>144800250

guys let's all argue and get mad about nothing

>>144801836

fuck you

>>144801836
go fuck yourself
its posts like yours that cause CCP to make such OP ships like insta camp carriers and svipuls.
Not to mention comms and links.

>>144802440

>comms

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Okay, I have 14 days to make 999 million ISK.
How should I do this?

>>144803348

erp in jita

>>144803348
3 garrisons
should only take 2 hours

>>144803454

>garrisons
>as a trial nooblet

>citadels don't have to include solar system etc in their name
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>144804074
14 days could mean anything

How to clear Guristas 3/10 and 4/10 quickly? Currently do them on Caracal with RLML slowly as fuck. "Out of charges", 35 seconds reload, then "Out of charges" and reload again.

>>144804315
Gila

>>144804482
What minimum skills do I need?

fyi, if you have a trial invite and pay for the game with real money you won't get any plex isk from your recruiter

>>144804762
What? its the opposite

if you pay for the game with a plex in game the recruiter doesn't get a plex in return

Alts online. Prove me wrong.

>>144804929
t. Literally any MMO ever.

>>144805057

You don't really need to roll alts to play other MMO's. Eve is different.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVtpgvc4FCQ

>Don't have a 600 man blob to protect you
>Lose your entire super fleet

The martini tips his fedora.

>>144805335
Thats not even the point, every other game has the same multiclient capabilities as EVE does

>>144805647
>entire super fleet
>6 or so

>>144805335
The only mmo I can think of where alts aren't really a boon is Runescape because you can literally do everything with a single character and running multiple accounts is strictly against the TOS.

Games like WoW its absolutely just more beneficial to have alts because you get more character restricted timers and such, you can just do more stuff by yourself.

>>144805730
>strictly against the TOS.
actually aslong as you dont trade between them

>>144805730

You can literally play WoW just with one chara. You can literally get fucked in the ass by a random hic if you try soloing in a capital.

>>144805954
>You can literally play WoW just with one chara.
No you can't

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>>144796384

>>144805954
>comparing a character to a ship and the ship's direct hard counter

>>144806248
I thought dog's cocked their legs to piss, not stood up. that's one smart dog!

>>144805730
on ff14 online, alts are only good if you want to gear up multiple classes with current raid gear really quickly since you can level up every class on one character.
>>144805954
playing wow as one character is very limiting if you have any plans to do endgame content with multiple classes. everything good is stuck behind dailies/weeklies

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>>144803348
Jita whoring

>>144794212
Any more of these pics around? Cool as fuck

>>144807984
Yeah there's an entire book of them that they announced at fanfest. Not sure if it's out yet.

>>144794212
its filled with stupid bullshit, where do you fit all the catgirls?

>>144794212
Where is the cargo bay.

a caracal can't kill an interceptor
https://zkillboard.com/kill/54178006/

>>144809749

>cruiser
>t1 medium extender

He deserved to die.

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>anime masters

why do my ecm modules gray out on the target sometimes?

>>144812060
it means they missed

>>144812142

wouldn't they just be faded out then? this is like a grey circle around them

>>144811945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuSKvAXU4FU

>>144812241
I think it does that after a successful cycle ends.

>>144809749
but thats not AN interceptor, thats two.

If you take turns tanking him and warping away when you get low until his rapids have to reload its an easy kill.

Even the ones with good fits.

>>144813643
Except that's not what happened

>>144814361
doesn't matter, if the caracal has shit skills and the ceptor has good skills it can tank it

>PH
guarateed shit skills

>>144814534

He fitted a fucking t1 extender on a caracal. Of course he has shit skills.

>4 warpstabs on an astero
Thank god it doesn't have more lows. Why do people do this shit.

you can tank it if you're long pointing and going max speed, you aren't going to tank it so well if you're trying to stay within 2km to hit with ACs. especially if the caracal is competent fit and has a web, rather than the usual nullbabby idiot setup

>>144816145

So they can get away from a point+scram fitted tacklers?

>finally get a good fight
>fc acts like a fuck and we lose

smart

>>144817494
give us a name pussy

>>144818432

hahahaha

>>144808441
Fuck. I still need to buy the other book, was saving for the hardback version.

>>144812421
What in the fuck is this? Who is that and why would they do such a thing?

>she isn't an anime master

>that one site where you pay some neet 5 bucks and they do whatever you tell them on camera

whats an organic comm

what do you think?

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>he doesn't delve inside the delicate ecosystem of unknown sectors of balance, pseudo-intellectual polarized corax warfare and organic comms that give rise to the EVE Online we all love to hate.

>he
>delve
>balance
>polarized
>corax warfare
>organic comms

>>144820827
a comm that utilizes biological cells to operate instead of typical silicon microprocessors. though i guess silicon is part organic too

>not using her current portrait
it was cuter

>current
>was

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>>144822943

>>144823439
>was
>current

meams

Actually fluid routers have a human at its core so our comms are in fact truly organic.

>talking about comms

do you guys enjoy killing this game?

>she talks about comms instead of talking in comms

baka desu

>she
>he
>her
>him
>herself
>himself

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I'm getting tired of this meme.

Just letting everyone know, Reyni has informed All-Out that xe prefers the following pronouns:
xe
xis
xer

I thought it would be good for /dog/ to know so you guys don't risk triggering xer. Thank you

>>144825415
witnessing the death of eve in one screenshot

>>144825546
Lies

Reyni will only use the appropriate pronouns for her gender:

she
her

She is a real girl.

how are rockets against frigates?

>>144825754
very nice

>>144825958
they do damage. bring a stasis web

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>>144825851

>>144825958

good

>>144825958

>lolkets

what do landmarks mean on dotlan?

lore related sightseeing places

>>144829714

awesome, i was wanting something like this

>>144830526

>not having at least 1 drake on every fleet

>>144830965

Drakes are fine, if you fit RLML and missile range mods. Bit more tanky than caracals, comparable dps, lower scan res but who cares.

>rlml draeks

rare meme

>rlml drake

>lml snek

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>Missiles

>>144831542

Yes, missiles. Weapons of choice for the discerning OP cancerfag.

Autocannons and Artillery should have travel time.

>>144831817

Technically so should railguns, but the server only updates once per second so it's neglible.

>>144832028
>>144831817
>Hypersonic projectiles should have travel time in engagements at ranges no longer than ~300km

Lasers should have the 2nd shortest range, behind blasters.

why

ships shouldn't have infinite, regenerating fuel sources

also you shouldn't generate surplus energy from out of nowhere when you cap-chain with someone else.

>>144832951
>pirates suicide ganking gas stations

>>144833225
>>144832951

More like you should be forced to refuel at the systems star every hour. Just warp to the star and sit there uncloaked for a few minutes. If you don't, your mods turn off and your warp speed gets reduced to 0.5 au/sec because you're on emergency power only.

>implying ships don't harvest dark energy in EVE

>>144834060

Also, you could use vamps to leech power from other ships to maintain your longevity. You could have scripts for them, one for cap sucking and other for power sucking.

>>144832951
Then why would anyone use cap transfers ever?

>>144834327
>Hey guys, we need our bhaalgorn to have lots of cap
>ok give him some of your cap

As opposed to the current minmaxey 'spidertanking' shit

>>144834060
thats dumb and it doesn't help anything

>>144834327

Because

>amarr
>lasers
>your capacitor is empty

>>144834419

It helps against afk cloaking and camps.

>>144834430
That doesn't answer the question

why would anyone use a module that eats more capacitor than it transfers

>>144834582

Because the other guy needs cap or your whole fleet fail cascades?

>>144834527
No, you punish literally every ship in the game for your dumb idea

>>144834651

Some ships could have better longevity (freighters, haulers, miners).

Cloaks now disable cap recharging when active.

>>144834769
then nothing changes

>>144834802

You do realize cloaks require cap to cycle, right? Eventually you decloak with this idea.

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you have to press a button every 10 seconds when you cloak to keep cloak active.

>>144834839
cloaks don't consistently

1gj to activate once then never again

>>144834896

The one cap drain per cycle is so small you could literally miss it every time but if cap recharge was disabled it would drain the cap one point per second. Caps would be able to stay cloaked forever, frigs some minutes.

>>144835068
holy shit you're retarded

CLOAKS DONT CYCLE, THEY DON'T USE CAP OVER TIME

>>144834882
pretty easily macrod with 3rd party program

>/dog/ in charge of gamedesign
Thank god devs don't go here.

>>144834839
>cloak
>cycle
they don't cycle, they don't even use cap

>>144835117

So change it so they cycle, moron.

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>caldari

>>144835226
why do you have that anon
just like anime like normal people

>>144835216
you're fucking stupid, you think so little to the point that you magically shoe horn and change everything that defeats your narrative

huge ass confirmation bias

there is literally nothing wrong with cloaky camping, you have no warranty of safety. Deal with it shithead

make it so that cloaky is a mini game like exploration sites

>>144835346
again with a macro program it pretty much is

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>>144835314
I love anime

stunt4csm

>>144835474
>with a macro cloaky camping is a problem
what does this even mean. You're whining about a non-issue

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>>144835494

>>144835532
im not that guy
but its wrong that its not a warranty of safety, the program will never fail. what do you mean "what does this even mean?" do you not know what it is?

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>tfw you jump through a gate and pop out <2k from a Point+scram Daredevil and can't recloak

>>144835606
> a macro program guarantees safety with a cloak

no it doesn't

You just say "but macros!" without any discernment for what ever dumb argument you're trying to say

I jump a gate, I cloak and warp

nullsec? better hope you don't get decloaked by a fast sabre or interceptor bumping you or you do the MWD cloak trick out of the bubble and escape

>>144835226
Shart pls go

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>found idiot stratios
>scared away idiot stratios

:(

>>144836602
v0v

>>144835712
so you want cloaking to stay really strong because you MIGHT die in a way where literally everyone else will die

cloaking is a literal cancer plaguing this game. in what world does it make sense that you can literally cause psychological distress upon a human being by simply your cloaked presence? That is just absolutely 100% unbalanced and something must be done.

>>144790194
>autocannon
>range

>>144837474

At least it doesn't use cap!

>>144837461
lmao

Weapons should be allowed to fire to a point in space, determined by where the cursor is, aside from firing at targetlocked objects in space.

>>144837534
It also doesn't do damage.
>600 DPS at 2000m optimal
>15km falloff
>300 DPS at 15km
worthless.

>>144837681
>wahh i got jammed

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>>144837474
>mfw people still put autocannons on Laser bonused ships

>>144837850

So fit web and grappler and get to optimal, noobcake.

What's worst :
Multiboxing or afk-cloaking ?

>he doesn't multibox 10 cloaky alts

>>144837961
elite """"""""""""""""""""""""""""solo""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" pvp