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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2bestyolo.com/
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Come Home, White Man
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pettanko or oppai?
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what's your secret fetish dotard?
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>there are redditors in this very thread who think Zai is actually a good player
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>>144770541
why would any team pick up rtz
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>>144770693
lol this game
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imb4 secret and EG exposed
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What could he want with this?
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now that this major has been confirmed a honeypot what teams do you think will be invited
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>>144770693
>Ronald McDonald in every game
>huehuehue in every game
No.
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They the fuck is there no refund on chips for an abandon, not even partial refund.
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>>144770803
Hahahaahahahahaha
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>>144770701
pettanko
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Haha how the fuck is this hero balanced
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>load into game
>check steam profiles
>see this
>instant abandon

I am from the uk and i dread playing with the people from here so fucking much, they are just like americans. Absolute fucking trash, and non stop talking.


Literally just had a pl with 81 cs at 25 mins blame our cm and lion for literally not fucking carrying him through the game.

this country and it's people are a fucking disease.
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>>144770708
diapers desu
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>>144770901
just tp out lmao
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>Take Fear off of position 1
>Lose everything

Whoa.... it's almost like.... Fear CARRIED the team....
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I cant 3 star axe blink call. Games always end too quickly and the closes I came was 32
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>EG are out
welp. I guess there's no reason to watch this shitty 3rd class lan anymore. Post ending in 5 decides what I shitpost about till Ti6
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>MVP slardar and axe

They cannot be stoped, literally 0 teams can stop them.
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Anime!
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>>144771006
waifus
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>>144770901
He is not. He is underpowered.
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>>144770931
Theres a reason theres not a single relevant english dota player 2bh
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>>144770701
pettanko of course
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>>144770901

he's not balanced

he's admittedly bad

of course on the shit bracket anything can work
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1. Mason
2. Arteezy
3. Zai
4. ixMike88
5. Stan King

Coach: GrandGrant

TI6 WINNERS
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>>144771045
fuck you weeb
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>>144770931
So the curry sauce with your fish and chips.

Is it hot or cold?
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>"he just a boy! he dindu nuffin!"

classic reddit
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>>144770901
>high skill
lmao
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>>144770223
POST YFW THESE TWO TEAMS GOT DIRECT INVITES
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>>144770708
prostate bullying
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>no secret to cheer for
Shit tournament desu.
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>>144771039

are you going to post my picture on every thread? get your own memes you piece of trash
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>>144771165
get to shitpostin you lazy fuck
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>>144771164
>2. Arteezy

lol

the only time babyrage ever worked in a team was when he was position 3
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>>144770708
Strong and interesting women.
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>>144771236
don't speak to me you disgusting virgin ill throw up all over you
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>>144771183
its all secrets fault, rtz can't be blamed for this, he's the best player on the team for godsake. He needs a better team
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>bulba voted for bernie sanders
>ppd and sumail wear "protest" trump hats

no wonder theyre shit now
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>>144771198

>don't invite EG & secret
>they fail to qualify
>there would be nothing entertaining on day 1 of the tournament

See, this is why people don't allow you to make decisions.
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>>144770785

>EG vs C9 grand finals

Hmmmmm
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>>144771438
>they fail to qualify

that might be reaching too far

NA qualifier teams are truly horrendous
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>>144771431
>swindle rooting for gary johnson
>still competing
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>>144771198
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>>144771438
>NA qualifiers anything other than a huge fucking joke
Even SEA qualifiers are quality dota by comparison you dumb cunt
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The fire and incentive i had to watch the major is finished because the only thing I wanted to see was secret and EG getting eliminated on day 1 and now it's happened and the victory feels hallow. I have nothing against any of the other teams except Alliance and OG and they'll lose anyway.
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>Win TI
>become irrelevant

um doterd what causes this???
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>>144771625
how can you like coL aka swedecucks too afraid to play in a real region
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>>144771672
it became a meme and thus took on meme magic
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>>144771517
but how do they defeat DC in the NA qualifier?
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reminder that thorin is a reddit faggot
reminder that if you like thorin you are a cuckold mongoloid with a tiny penis and do not belong here
reminder thorin is not now, has never been nor will ever be "based"
if you disagree kys
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>>144771618

EG is a joke too, what's your point?
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>>144771625
If DC win today or at least put up a really good fight I'll probably be cheering for them. Everyone else im kinda meh about so I'll just end up having a tab open in the background and just listening to commentary
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>>144771784
DC shouldn't be considered an NA team fuck them
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>have an ability where you benefit from being rightclicked
>buy an item which slows auto attacks
???
dotards?
hello?
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This Danish Bears fuckery is painful to watch. They had the game and then started wanking around the map in pairs and dying and losing the game.
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How long before esports?
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>>144771672
direct invites
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>>144771873
yeah shiva's on axe is fucking retarded
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>>144771895
this long

*unzips pants*
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>>144771895
5 bongs
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>>144771797
d2g isn't your safespace m'redditor
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How the fuck do you 3-star that WR quest?
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I can feel the disbands in the air.

Dotards?
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>>144771873
>have an armor boosting ability
>buy an item reflecting physical damage
???
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Who are the best heroes to carry me out of 2k?
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>>144772031
bribe enemy team
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>>144772021
>t. angry redditor

never reply to my thread again unless you're contributing or have my permission

you have my permission to reply angrily to this post, as i know you will
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>>144772071
>IS THIS FUCKING RETARDED
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOO
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Will Sing ever win a relevant tournament?
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>zai is not even in top-100 eu

LMAO, why do people talk about him
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>>144772210
MLG
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>>144772115
With what?
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>Atos debuff lasts 4 seconds.
>Atos cooldown is 12 seconds.
>Atos is cheap as fuck and goes well on a ton of heroes.

Why are pros so unimaginative? When the other team goes one of those stupid line ups where they have a big carry and 4 heroes with no damage just build 3 or more atos on your team and keep the enemy carry perma-crippled.
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>>144772049
why would secret and eg disband if they're gonna be directed invited and get free last place cash which is more than people ever get a month?
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>>144772031
spam shackle in lane til you get that done, then steal cs and focus fire tanks in teamfight

hope the rest of your team carries
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>>144772282
>"relevant tournament"
?
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>>144772371
yes
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>>144772264
muricans want to poach swedes because 6k mmr eu is 8k na

>>144772371
every lan is relevant
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>>144772071
blademail reflects before reductions now illiterate-kun
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>>144772314
dotards aren't very smart

>>144772371
>had all of the top teams at the time, including both TI finalists and the chink dream team
>not relevant

uhh dotard
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>>144772479
why poach cuckold swedeshits when you can poach an elite finn? this is why liquid > cuckliance always
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>>144772182
>u mad lol
???
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>>144771493
RTZ streamed the MLG finals when he came back to Secret
EE might watch that on stream to lift up his spirits or to convice people he was good once
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guys what do I do when I reach 40 dollars worth of items from betting?
Do i buy an arcana or something of my favourite hero?
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How the hell did danish bears throw so hard?
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HOL UP

Are teams roster locked until after TI?
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>>144772303
>pros don't build BKB or linkens
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>>144772629
calm down you angry reddit nerd, you're mad on-line LOL

>>144772663
kys for wasting actual quid on a video game LMAO
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>>144772101
Morphling.
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>>144772663
No you need to save it for future compendiums
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>>144770693
>somehow even more casual than TF2
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>>144772289
>GUYS PLS PLS GUYS PLS LET ME QUEST PLS GUYS I GIVE TIPS AND COMMENDS GUYS?
Literally every WR I play with.
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>>144772696

diving for kills intead of hitting buildings
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>>144770931
This is why we dont have any pros.
All our players are shit.and playing other games like fifa
but desu, playing with English, French, Spanish, Germans, Italians or Portuguese is always cancer.
Only Greeks, Scandinavians, Balkans, Baltics and Some Russians are good AND FUN to play with.
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>>144772479
>every lan is relevant
Not if they're honeypot lans, right?
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>>144772101
Omni, Slark and Bounty Hunter
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>>144771797
>this buttblasted
You are the only redditor here tbqh, lad.
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>>144772758
I didn't spend any money on this game you idiot. I used former ingame drops to bet and now I am up to 16 dollars worth of shit.

>>144772786
what's good about compendiums? why not tb arcana or something?
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>>144772758
now this is legit autism
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>>144772101
legion commander

i got 75 percent winrate
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>>144772101
2k is pretty easy, take a support that can easily win a lane by yourself, dont rely on your carry.

Lina, Lich, Sladar, Earthshaker
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>>144772954
>spending money on fake armour
hahahahahahahaha what a loser

>>144772957
>t. autist
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>>144772728
yes
you fucking moron
Secret will be going through open qualis if they change their rosters
EG might just manage to survive by putting aui to support and fear to carry, but they'll probably kick him, or sumail, or maybe bulba for zai. who knows.
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>>144770931
I'm from the uk and I played with one guy from the UK who was really good a couple years ago, but the rest never stop speaking and flame as you said. I remember one game a year ago where I was playing WD and we had an axe, the other english guy was playing void. axe blink called 4, i started ulting and void jumped in chrono'd everything and flamed me and axe for not waiting for him to jump in. standard british game desu
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>>144772837
>be axe
>cant hurt building anyways
>enemy team respawning
>I will hold them till buildings are dead
>dive in and fight them off
>my team follows
>they all die
>buildings still alive
>lose
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>>144772830
>tfw during the Winter Battle Pass your team RQ and you control all 4 heroes to help the enemy get their challenges since they were sympathetic about your garbage team

I got gifted AM basher blades and the immortal Pugna Ward for that game
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>>144772886
money doesn't matter, honour does
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>>144772875
>Scandinavians

swedes are awful, other than that i agree
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>>144772875

germans are fine but the poortuguese, spanish or italians are literal fucking subhumans

they have no fucking clue what theyre doing in game and act like cunts
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>>144773059
>Secret will be going through open qualis if they change their rosters
doubt it
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>>144773050
take your meds kiddo I know you just found this site but there more to it than typing lol u mad XD
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>>144772827
1v1 me no hardscoping
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>>144773067
We expect that from your pubs, but not decent players
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whats a good avatar for my 5k games

i dont want anime
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>>144772931
>t. bumbothered redditard

tbphwyl

>>144773136
>angry reddit summer nerd can't handle a little bantz
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CORE Doom
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>>144773095

norwegians are based

t. finn
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>danish "bears"
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>>144773095
swedes are 50/50.
sometimes you'll get a godly swedecuck willing to be your support bitch.
Other times you'll get a faggot who memes like bulldog, with the skill of loda and chokes like s4.
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>>144773112

isn't the whole point of locking rosters that it voids any kind of potential invite you may receive?

what would be the point of locking rosters if you can do changes anyway and still get invited to tournaments and not punished at all
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>>144773198
>get told
>n-no you are reddit
;)
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>gook domination is happening
how does it feel dotards? ready to join LOL on the list of ded gaems?
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>sing carrying bamboe and comewithme endlessly feeding with yapzor bonus
Just like old times
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>>144772264
Reddit thinks he's still relevant despite only being good at a time when everyone else was complete garbage and he has become even worse since then
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>>144773182

this

tfw i went to a museum to see egyptian art and realized royalty is in my blood
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>>144773198
>t-t. gay f-faggot
>hahah loooololol get trolled nerd
nice bantz m8!
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>>144773112
No.
It's the rules.
Rosters are locked; if you make a change to your roster you go through open qualis.

One of the chinese teams actually isnt at manila because they changed their roster after lock (i think it was ehome) and valve sent them to open qualis instead of them getting a direct invite.
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>>144773316
>get btfo
>enter full damage control
>give me free (Yous)
typical reddit ;)
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>>144773347
no because they haven't won anything yet
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>>144773303
EG can do whatever they like just because the team with the name EG will be allowed to come freely into the Ti6 for no reason. Same goes for Secret I think.

>>144773347
I love watching MVP. They play the best dota without question
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>my mouse cursor just got fucking huge in dota for no reason and in nothing else
wtf is happening dotards
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>>144773504
Buy more hats ffs
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>>144773265
>>144773279

>LE HATING SWEDES xDDD

Reddit is that way you finncucks
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>>144773415
whoah which champ is this?
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>>144773431
>t. homosexual poofter
lololollolol crisps lads get rekt nerd
i'm pretty spicy with my bantz lately thx m8
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>>144773448
this is low energy trolling. If you want to get good take tips from Lebanon or Tiago reddit
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>>144773347
Koreans love LoL too much to play dota.
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Col is destroying Liquid, u saw it here first
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>>144773465
I understand EG because theyre technically defending champs

Secret has no business getting an invite, their winrate is like 30% currently
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goddamn sing had to carry that shit so hard without Zai, what a joke of a game
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>Sing is bad
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is there any reason to level poison sting on veno? it seems pretty shitty honestly
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>>144773594
BLACKED Knight
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>>144773607
not as crisps as me nob ur nan is enjoyin ery nighy senpai
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>>144773547

shut the fuck up and start prepping your finnish bull
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What went wrong? I was mirana
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>>144773504
you need to start playing overwatch
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I think Sing will have back problems after that game.
Bone7 tried his best to throw but to no avail.
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>>144773614
relax lad one day you'll learn how to proper troll, like me then you'll graduate to the upper echelons of memery

>>144773731
CRISPY
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>>144773594

It's LoL version of Chen.

just kidding controlling creeps is toxic as fuck and confusing for players lmao xDD
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>>144773547
>>LE HATING SWEDES xDDD

>Reddit is that way you finncucks

Nice reddit formatting bro.
btw, did you see /r/Sweden got front page like 5 times yesterday with their epik pics of the Kungen?
Wow I sure love liberalism

Fuck off back to your shit hugbox you fucking leftist cuckold faggot. Nobodys hating swedes here, I said they were 50/50 and youre going full damage control.
Truly a sign of your fucking insecurities.
t. Britshit - making curry for the queen and proud.
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>>144773747
>battlefury lycan
WHY HAVENT YOU THOUGHT OF THIS GULAG?
INFINITE PUSHING!
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>>144773547
Based muscular SuomiGods > ruotsishitstaincuckoldbabypenises
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>>144771224
>cheer for shit team
>surprised they're out alreadt
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>>144772101

literally any hero, the only problem is youre fucking trash

>le peruvian

shitstain
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>>144773773
but I already trolled you last thread m8 lmao
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>>144773634
Not inviting a team who (arguably since there were roster changes) won a Major would make the circuit look superfluous.

Then again, its the players they want and not the org nor the team. Who wouldn't want to root for Puppey and (heh) the canuck duo.
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>>144773747
>Yapzor
thats what went wrong
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>>144773946
that wasn't me that was my twin brother m8 lelmaoooo
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>>144770931

Brits are usually chilled, but they play badly, most of them don't take game even remotely seriously.

Actually /d2g/ lets characterise some nationalities in dota.

Russian
>Most MAD players off all time, will swear in their language when things go just a bit off in teamfight and then will go afk jungle till minute 40. Love to fight aka charging sb 1vs5 but often won't give up until ancients falls and will suck your dick if you can carry.

Turks
>Goofy retards who play horrible and lose you games. They will jungle as juggernaut and rush aghanim, they often play in stacks but can't coordinate their spells and contest farm..from each other. They are not just bad, they are pain retarded.

Poles
>like Russians but more rare and bit more chilled. Every one of them seems to know how to play axe. Will scream their battle cry aka kurwa or japerdole when doing a teamfight.

French
>In game voice chat is like a skype group call for them, and yes, they will speak only ONLY in french and play music non stop. Wouldn't be so bad if not for their obnoxiousness and the fact that they play mostly in stacks and never give a fuck about game.

Germans
>The Übermensch of dota. Even when they whine and flame they will do it in most reasonable and well thought manner. They play as a team, and would usually end up picking an offlaner, but the one who doesn't afk farm and actually uses his skills to gank and teamfight. Even in trench they are the only ones who consistently use smokes, bottle an ally and skill healing ward.

Peru, Brazilians, Spaniards and other spics.
>Unholy abominations that must me cleansed from our world. You thought Russians are bad, then welcome to hell. They feed from minute 1 cus they didn't get rune, they ONLY play cores and wd or cm is core for them. They rush aghs on jugg or mom on drow to ult into creeps and feed even faster. They trow tantrum over ANYTHING and would rather feed then win but end with a bad score.

Rate, subscribe and comment.
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>>144773747
i love this meme btw
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>Every Euro team save for Olympic Gays is in lower bracket

This will not be your year at TI cucksters.
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>>144773843
>Brits
>Even talking in gulag
>Even thinking they can respond to Swedes in regard to esports
Lol, go back to...what game are brits good at again??
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>>144773747
Jesus I didnt know how bad they all fed
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>>144774050
dude tell ur bro he got fuckin rekt by a superior 4chanian tactician
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>>144774179
MVP ARE MY GUYS
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>>144773747
DB threw so fucking hard it's not even funny.
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>>144774061
>germans
>not ^^ heil friend we bot happy game! faggots who play like shitters
>frogs
>not OBNOXIOUS retards who couldnt play good dota even if their life depended on it after getting bombed by mudslimes
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>>144774061
>The Übermensch of dota.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking delusional Jerry

>>144774253
He's still cryin about it lad lay off him awhile eh? He's half-French
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>>144772031
last night a guy in my game decided to go full pos5 support roaming wr, he just ran around, shackling people, then focus firing, it worked well for the team and he got his q
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>>144774061
North-americans:

If you thought SA was an abomination, wait till you see this. Carry, and/or mid throw tantrums about how shit you are as a support if you didn't help them dive into 3 with no mana, and then he'll blogshit anywhere complaining that there's no region lock

Their best pro teams are mostly european players
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>>144773746
>Finnish bull

AYYY

Finns were literally domesticated by swedes and directly ruled by swedes for 800 years. And to this day decendants of swedes are the ruling class of the mongol finncucks
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>>144774323
>half French
LMAO MUSLIM RAPE BABY KEK

DON'T FORGET FRANCE LEARNING THE LANGUAGE OF ISLAM IS GOING TO BE A REQUIREMENT SOON
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>>144774182
>I AM RUMP ROSTER AND CANNOT MAKE A RESPONSE OF MY OWN SO MUST INSULT YOUR RELEVANCE IN ESPORTS

The e-sport we play is called Football, or Soccer to Americans.
We're actually quite good at it, we won a world cup once.
Meanwhile, Swedens best playing is an ALBANIAN MUSLIM IMMIGRANT CHILD.

I have nothing in e-sports and neither do you, just because 5 swedish guys won at an esports tournie once it doensnt entitle you to talk about it either, 2k shitlord.

Nice correcting your formatting there, /r/Sweddit.
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>>144774061
>French
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KwLnquicFM
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>>144774370
Which is exactly why I can't take pro doto seriously
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>>144770931
>won't play with English people because he knows how shit every English person is
>forces 4 random people to play with him each time he clicks "Accept"
As expected of a Brit, no fucking self-awareness.
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>>144774454
>He prefers not taking pro dota seriously to recognizing that even his "pros" are shit

AHAHAHAHA
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>>144774370
>playing on NA east.

You probably deserved it fag.
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Eee bin moo moos
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>>144774387
>Finns were literally domesticated by swedes and directly ruled by swedes for 800 years.
>laying claim to a bunch of retard
>then goes on to say that the retards are ruled by swedes
>swedes are the rules of tards

Nice fucking TardLine Bro, you must be one of those "Neo-Swedes" ja?
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>>144774428
>English
>good at Footy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SIDES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9UTBWo51w
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>wake up
>EG and Secret are both out of Manilla
What happened? I should stop going to sleep so early
>>
what if you could tether to people irl
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>>144774179
>DC not a european team
?
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>>144774564
>my pros
LOL

Are there ANY Mexicans on Tier 1 teams? have there ever been? I don't think we have any pros in any "esport" at all heh ;_;
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>Just got home
>Both EG and Secret got knocked out

LOL!

NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING, GUISE.

HAHAHAHAHA

I need to watch the Complexity game though, I'm cheering for those guys.
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>superior NA bulls meme is dead and buried

LAST PLACE FOR THE MIGHTY NA BULLS OF SECRET AND EG

MEANWHILE THE EURO TEAM DC MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE THIS WHOLE THING

HOW WILL AMERICANS EVER RECOVER FROM THIS

REMINDER YOU CANT CLAIM THIS AS A HONEYPOT ANYMORE SINCE YOU CONFIRMED SHANGHAI WAS NOT A HONEYPOT

NA LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>144774303
>>144774323

Maybe I just meet too few of them, but they were good or at least willing to play as a team, they sound gay tho.


About frogs, that what I wrote, even from cs days I know them to be an obnoxious faggots, sometimes there were some who played 'ok, but yeah, overall they play bad.
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>>144774845
Not to mention:

>Secret gets BTFO by badEarthSpirit + badBountyHunter

UNABLE
TO
FABRICATE
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>>144774873
>cuckfags got cucked by teams of cucks
IT'S TRIPLE POETRY

IT TRIPLE RHYMES
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>>144774873
lol honeypot
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>>144774845
do you work so late tiago? dude
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>tfw alberto barbossa still hasn't killed himself
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>>144770996
>pick axe
>game not responding
>reconnect
>went to offlane and went ham
>very early dagger and gazillions of blink+call landed
>excitedly checked my quest's progress
>blank space. probably bugged out when I dc'd earlier
>tfw

gaben and abdul hates me
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>>144774873
>NA bulls
post THAT NA players ratio pasta
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>>144774689
did you even watch that advert or are you just retarded

My point still stands
We've won a world cup
You havent
We have homegrown players
Your best is an Albanian Muslims Immigrant raised in one of your countries worst cities, if not the worst.
and we're also 20 ranks above you in ELO rating
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>>144774873
lebanon how does your mom let you shitpost from both sides?
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>>144774845
Based Tiago here putting thorin loving redditcucks on suicide watch >>144775002

>>144775061
You're swinging wildy at random posters in a fit of autistic rage, you do not even realise who you're arguing with at this point. You should relax and go have a cup of your pisswater tea.
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>>144774873
>Lebanon pretending he's not the one who started the NA bulls meme
wew full damage control here
>>
Holy shit the super meme team Secret got eliminated?

please tell me it was someone like nodiggity that did it
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>>144775036
>those item builds on dire
i didnt know unknow skill players could get matched with high skill ones
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>>144775141
>haha this'll show him xD
>I'll just PRETEND I'm retarded!!!
>They'll never figure it out
>>
>>144775160
do you have the screenshots of the NA bulls copypasta and post secret rtc copypasta where it says cucky?
>>
>secret blows their load over several lans before TI5
>figured out at TI5, lackluster performance

>secret doesnt win anything before shanghai
>wins shanghai

>secret doesn't win anything before TI6
>?????

Just a friendly reminder
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>>144775113
>>144775160
>damage control
>implying lebanon ever actually posted here
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>>144775160
>buttmad Amerilard got overfished with top quality bait
all my laffs
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>>144775190
Empire, no surprise there
>>
i missed the games, how hard did you guys laugh at eg and secret
>>
>EG is filled with anti-trump retards who vote for bernie
>people are surprised when these retards fail miserably

Not Americans. Might as well be dumb ass euros.

Mason and Grand Grant are the only true Americans
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>>144775280

is the game online somewhere for me to watch?
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>>144775036
What's wrong with that Tinker build? Is good build. Noob.
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>>144775276
I know he is an american but his nickname is now lebanon

>>144775293
one after the other senpai
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>>144775272
what about EG?
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>>144775303
LOL epic xD
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Who is dat hero?
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>>144775465
Our guy eternalenvy win the major
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>>144775303
Who's white in EG anyway ?
>>
Excuse me a moment.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ok, I'm done, thanks.
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>>144775423
No, there actually is a Lebanese poster we got to see his flag and everything. You'd know if you weren't redditsummer /v/ermin however.
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>>144775485
puck you2
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>>144775485
Tinker or sandking
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>wake up
>eg out
>secret out
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>>144775548
Fear is the only true american in EG
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>>144775562
4Head
>>
>>144775485
Clinkz
>>
So now that the dust has settled, we've all accepted NA'VI as our guys, yes?

Glad we are in agreement.
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>>144775563
no he wasn't the shitposter. He was a passer by casual. The real shitposter is an AMERIBULL
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>>144775485
It's a decent build for pretty much any mobile int ganker.
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>>144775303
>voting for Trump
>not retarded
(you)
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>>144775710
Fuck off reddit
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>>144774387
Sweden is pathetic
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>>144774938
Yeah man, I just saw the highlights.

Holy shit, the Sand King did the entire match and Secret couldn't do jack about it, LOL.

>>144774997
After work, when I have to go to the office, I usually go and drink some coffee with friends and we end up chatting until almost dinner time.

So it's not really a matter of working until late, it's more of, when I go out, I tend to come back home late.

>>144775141
Fuck these reddit cucklords, man.

It's fun to see Secret and EG getting blown the FUCK out and causing all the redditards massive anal pain.

Get fucked, retards.

I hope MVP, COL or DC win this tournament.
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>>144775713
You saying that proves either that you are Lebanon, or that you fell into his ruse entirely. Well played either way la.
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>>144775485
LEANER
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>>144775772
>not voting for basedgod trump
as expected of a animeneet weebtrash
>>
>>144775791
>>144775260
>t. reddit

>>144775942
reminder to report all animeNEETsexuals
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>>144775485
Mirana
>>
>>144771383
>"Its not wifes fault for cheating on her husband 2 times! they just didnt work out!"

yeah thats totally reddit
>>
>>144775772
Only one of the two presidential candidates who isn't a war hawk
>>
>>144775772
>voting to lose an additional 30%+ of your precious tournament winnings to taxes
>smart
>>
>>144771672
>remove players
>expect be same results
>>
>>144776079
t. reddit
>>
what's a good riki support build? I usually go orb of venom, phase, wind lace, magic stick, then either vlads, solar crest, pipe, then diffusal blink. Won 3/4 games so far.
>>
SHOW ME A REAL HONEYPOT AND THEN WE'LL TALK ASSHOLES
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>>144775568
>>144775583
>>144775695
>>144775716
>>144775938
>>144776113
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>>144776149
>>144776153
>>144776179
>t. reddit
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>>144776179
all lans except TI5 and TI6 are honeypots dood
>>
>>144776153
tranquils into butterfly rush
it gives you the following:
>mobility
>damage
>attackspeed
>evasion
>>
why are so many professional doto players bernie cucks?

do they not realize that they are literally voting for their tournament winnings to be reduced by 50 FUCKING PERCENT because of scandanabian marxism xD for ameriga :DDDD XDXDDD
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>>144776213
Not viable, no need to report.
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>>144775772
>voting for socialism
>smart
(you)
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>>144775772
I can't believe there are hillary faggots in MY thread
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>>144776179
>>
>>144776219
t. reddit
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>>144772101
>>
>watch 6,8k average game
>it has jungle BS

ummm dotardos? wasn't jungling supposed to be a bad thing that only trenchies do?
>>
>>144776363
>NA players
>winnings
>>
>>144776361
how is a tranquils support riki meant to get butterfly?
>>
>tfw one of Alliance and Na'vi will make it to top 8 and gets a direct invite to TI

Feels fucking bad man.
>>
>>144776419
>t. 9gag
>>
>>144776530
gold from kills/static gold gain
by taking a joke seriously
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>>144776510
>TI5 made EG all millionaires
>im gunna vote for bernie so he can tax me at 60 bercent XDDDxDD :DDDDDd

actual retards
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>>144776179
I can show you my honeypot :3
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>>144776558
Base NA'VI will get it since Alliance will be banned as TI will practice Shariah law and doto is haram
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>>144776498
jungling is good but when you are terrible at the game and think it means you are free to afk for 15min and your team should not lose 4v5 then its bad

last major was literally won by whoever got jungle doom
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>>144776660
they know they'll never win anything again and will spend most of their lives on social benefits
>>
>Americans no longer have any way of responding besides falling back on the Honeypot argument

BASED PINOYS EXPOSING THE GIGA-KEKS OF THE DOTAVERSE

THEIR ONLY HOPE NOW IS TO IMPORT SWEDES MY ACTUAL SIDES

NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS COULD I HAVE PREDICTED THIS TURN OF EVENTS
>>
AGHANIMS FOR SNIPER IN 6.88:

>Take Aim increases from +100/200/300/400 range to +400/800/1200/1600 range
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>It's an "Invoker Who Sucks At His Hero and Built Some Stupid Quest Item Like Shadow Blade For His Goypendium And Lost Us The Game Says It's Just A Game, Losses Don't Matter, And He Wasn't Trying Anyway" game
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>>144776213
>All those items that don't synergize properly with the hero
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>>144776843
lmao fuck that
>>
>>144775465
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>144776682
im not sure your honeypot can handle me cutie :P
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>>144776857
>invoker losing the game
nice meme
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>>144776869
I want season 3 of Kaiji
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>>144776857
>not playing QW invoker bloodthorne rush
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>>144776843
Make it a toggle where activating that super long ranged mode increases his BAT to 2.5
>>
>>144776857
But he's right, except for the not trying part.

This game itself is dead and all that matters is esports and memes. No one cares about your 1.5k MMR, faggot now fuck off.
>>
>>144777036
You could certainly try to train it :3
>>
>>144777104
only if you dress cute and promise to do what I tell you too :3
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>>144777056
>playing QW
hello 2k
>>144777039
>core not doing core things and losing the game
guten tag herr reddit
>>
>>144777057
>sniper builds mom,aghs,butterfly,2xmjolnir,bots
>you literally never catch him because hes attacking from half the map away
>>
>>144777216
all invoker needs to do is push some buttons lategame and he wins a teamfights
perhaps you are the reddit here, invoker sympathizer?
>>
i need a release post some premium quality sad pandas of the most refined of tastes
>>
>>144777430
you seem to know an awful lot about reddit, 2k memer
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>>144776213
I played with a SF who rushed Blink Euls, proceed to macro spam when we were down, and refused to teamfight

It was the worst game ive played in a while. How many patches ago was this viable in? 4?
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>>144777516
all the talk going on about reddit has taught me some things about reddit, redditfriend
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>>144777516
you don't? fucking newfag baka...
>>
>>144777527
Mushi built it in the major.
>>
>>144777587
>>144777632
>t. reddit
>>
>>144777489
we should have a /d2g/ sad panda party where we all post good hentai and enjoy it together!
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DOTARDS???????????????

>40 minutes in no Blademail on Axe
>S&Y first item Jugg into no damage late game

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Nice run, EG.

You fucking AMERITARD TRASH.

GET FUCKED!
>>
>>144777718
rare meme
>>
>>144777527
It sorta works, but it needs to be paired with Phase Boots or Blink unless the enemy heroes have extremely large hitboxes.

Mana cost increase on Raise + jungle creeps spell resist on stack made it A LOT worse too.
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>>144777904
>rare meme

But I'm not even meme'ing here, retard.

They played like, really fucking bad.
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>>144778148
i know but it's always fun when your alter ego comes out tiago

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/1344555885500.jpg/
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why arent tidehunters rushing blink nowadays?
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>>144778148
based Tiago calling out the delusional ameritards

import more Swedes lmao maybe you'll be relevant again NAbros XD
>>
>>144778148
How could anyone think that hitler was the bad guy?
>friendly to animals
>animals are friendly to him
>handsome
animals dont like evil people
>>
>>144778236
>swedes
No that will just make things even worse
Swedes are cuckold faggot CP lovers they need more based Finns (who drive the best team in the world to victory)
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>>144778232
becuase this is the tanky heroes run at you meta not eulusive mobile heroes rat you meta
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>>144778203

Whoa, dude-stein..

Don't like, get my home address and stuff like that, please.

I don't want to receive one of those "4chan pizza's" to my door.

Unless it's free though, then I'll take it.

>>144778236

You know it, bro-seph!

>>144778320

Yeah, dude-ster. Hitler was alright.
>>
>>144777674
reddit > cuckchan
>>
>>144778320
He backstabbed glourious Russia.
>>
>>144778232
>$6,000 in 3 days

Yeah he must be suffering. 6K i what i get in a year in my shitty country.
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>>144778498
Everyone knows that. 4chan is the anus of the internet. Reddit is the front page.

>>144778481
You already have plenty of cheese pizza on your HDD though you brown-skinned Moor LOL
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>>144778524
>glourious Russia.

What the fuck is so glorious about Russia anyway?

Fuck the winter, man.

Fuck it.
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>EG
>lost to Lifestealer with Axe and Bane
what the hell you guys
>>
>>144778524
But that's just being retarded not evil.
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Loda will wins this major for his daughter
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>>144777489
ill post some good ones when I get home cutie ;3
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>>144778673
>can't handle a little snow
Weak
>>
>>144778673
White girls and the winter.
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>>144778740
>his wife's daughter
fixed it for you anon!
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>>144778740

I wonder what will be going through this kids mind when she gets older and sees the pics of her mother sucking COCK.
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>>144774061
>It's a stupid american blames south americans game

Ugh...
>>
>tfw i haven't won a single rare this tour

what the fuck m8
i'm to scared to put big bets on safe, if i lose i won't have shit, and there is no underdog worth betting on
>>
>>144776498
Jungle BS isnt bad provided he comes out to harass the offlaner and mid

What else is he gonna use the mana for
>>
>>144778724
It shows poor character and overall the untrustworthy nature of Austrians. Austrians did WW1, WW2 and Eurovision.
>>
how is tide aghs good? ac costs a little bit more, removes just as much armor, doesnt need to be cast, also gives armor and attack speed to your team?
>>
>>144774061
>leaves out Americans
>>
>>144778958
But imagine if ww2 was won by the "badguys", things would be better.
>>
>>144779019
its great to defend highground
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>>144778958
>Eurovision
>>
>>144778872
There is no such picture.
>>
>>144776843
literally cant blink initiate on a sniper
>>
>>144778910
el chileANO

done chavoposting on /tv/ today ;v
>>
>>144778872
i haven't seen those pics anon
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>not masturbating exclusively to Dota 2 porn
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>>144778913
>Spin the Goyim Wheel 4 times
>Get 3 shitty rare sets and that stupid fucking pig riding an old man courier like it would replace my faithful Coco

I mean I didn't expect 4 Arcanas but goddamn everything was immediately recycled, nothing I wanted to keep even a little bit, in an age of Steam Community Market where that shit set is worth literally $0.40 it's beyond retarded to give them out as "rewards"
>>
>>144779019
tide aghs is really mediocre but it lets you have a safer waveclear and maybe disable a blinks from far away
>>
>>144779149
help me change my sinful ways anon!
>>
>>144779093
xD
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>>144778646
Cheese Pizza?

I fucking LOVE Cheese Pizza, man. If you've got any for free, send it my way, dude-bro.

Sometimes I even eat a 4 different flavor cheese, Cheese Pizza, man. Shiet's fuckin' gud.

>>144778793
Man, fuck this shit.

I fucking hate the cold.

>>144778801
Yeah, white girls are alright. But those are everywhere in civilized countries, man. We have a ton of them here in Portugal as well.

It's just that they get tanned during Summer.

Back in winter they become white again, so it's all gud. And our winter isn't as harsh.

But still fuck it though. I hate the winter.

>>144779105
>>144779126
Lurk the FUCK more, mongoloids.
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i hate majors.

i wanted to see secret and EG play 7 BO2's in 2 groups. i would also prefer to see 15 BO1's. i think its just insulting that i can't watch secret or EG play more than 3/4 opponents. i wanted to see if they were mediocre, unlucky or just outright trash. instead, i feel none of those feelings. everyone spent 3 months waiting just to watch secret literally play 3 fucking opponents. LMAO. if i was the one funding this tournament i'd be pissed just because the fan favourites (AKA the PROFIT MACHINES) are going home after playing 4 games. I fucking hate ESL so fucking much for this garbage fucking format that leaves so much to chance and leaves the players and the spectators guessing on whether a team is good or not.

7 BO2s: 14 guaranteed maps per team
15 BO1s: 15 guaranteed maps per team
ESL's major format: 4 guaranteed maps per team

like WHAT THE FUCK. inb4 secret/EG fanboy, idk how you deny your drawcards games when they fly halfway across the world to play your shit game. the reason people watch this shit game, literally the only reason ANYONE is here is to watch EE baffle in new ways. but now, we only get 4 games of BAFFLE instead of 14. sick game guys
>>
>>144779149
I try but dota porn is shit
>>
>>144779329
Man is it gross to see non whites try and write like people
>>
>>144779312
>moortugal
>white

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Spain is white moortugal is morenito as FUCK
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>>144779446
>Man is it gross to see non whites
you can say that again
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>>144779329
>>144779446
found the shitskins desu lad baka
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>>144776153
still going strong
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Can someone link me the Secret game thread?

Btw, in the past OPs used to link to the last thread, which made a chain of old threads available for easy browsing.
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>>144779476

Man, I'm like getting tired of this fucking discussion every day.

Portugal is white. Or at least, I'm fucking 100% white and the people where I live are also 100% legit white.

Get a fucking clue, dorkstein. Learn some fucking culture.
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Oh yeah, also, what's a nice set under 0.40€, DOTARDS?

I want to gift a RL friend of mine one because he bought me coffee a couple of days ago.

Help a bro here, brodudes.
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>>144778872
What is this anime face from? I swore I saw it in my doujinshi, but I couldn't find it
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>>144779681
ur body is 99% white but your smelly penis is brown as the soil

>moortugal
>culture

LOLOLOL WE WUZ KANGZ
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>>144779681
>From 711 to 1249, much of the territory of what is now Portugal (namely south of the Mondego river, but particularly in the Alentejo and the Algarve) was under Muslim control, and was called Al-Garb Al-Andalus (the west of Al-Andalus). This presence has left some cultural heritage in Portugal, such as Islamic art.
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>>144779149
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>>144779906
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I'm fully white, I'm furry and I'm cute :3

Which heroes do you dotards like? If they're any fun I might let you add me on Steam!
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>>144779906

It's not from a Anime, bro-seidon.

>>144779907

Fuck you, dude.

My dick is white as well.

>>144779949

That's bullshit, man. There's no Arab influence here.

We fucking kicked the shit out of the Muslims and conquered the land.
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>>144779883
>bought you coffee
He wants to fuck
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>>144780123
>Gharb Al-Andalus (Arabic: غرب الأندلس, trans. gharb al-ʼandalus; "The West of Al-Andalus"), or just Al-Gharb (Arabic: الغرب, trans. al-gharb; "The West"), was the name given by the Muslims of Iberia to the region of Algarve in modern-day Portugal, during their rule of the territory, from 711 to 1249.
>The Central Mosque of Lisbon (Portuguese: Mesquita Central de Lisboa) is the main mosque of Lisbon, Portugal, serving the capital city's Islamic community.
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>>144780123
prove it duderino

post dick, with timestamp and passport
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>>144780117
>I'm furry

Fucking kill urself, degenerate.
>>
when is secret playing their next series ?
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>>144780117
If you weren't furry we could have frotted together :(
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>>144780361
in the open qualifiers for ti6
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red pill me on mek
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>>144780139
Nah, man.

I've known him for a long time now.

I buy him coffee tons of times as well.

We're true bro's.

>>144780234
Man, none of this shit even matters.

Get with the fuckin' times. There's no Muslim influence in Portugal in 2016.

Portugal is white, you troglodyte.

>>144780239
That would be fucking GAY, dude.

Forget about it.
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>>144779476
>>144779681
>>144779949
>>144780123
>>144780234
>>144780239
HOL' UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
HOL' UP
*SHINES YOUR SHOES*
HOL' UP
*EATS WATERMELON*
SO YOUZ SAYIN
*DOESNT PAY CHILD SUPPORT*
HOL UP
*SMOKES A FAT ONE*
WE WUZ WHITE?
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>>144780569
honeypot item
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>It's a Tiago beats reddit poster thread
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>>144780578
moortugal and tiago the brown shitskin negroe cuck on pooicide watch
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>>144780569
how does mekansm work anyway
why can't 90% of the playerbase fucking spell mekansm anyway ?
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>Go into general expecting the usual theorycrafting and esports shitposting

>Get /int/, weebs, and furries
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>>144780574
>The next morning, Antonio, a native of Lisbon guided our group into the capital city’s Alfama district, the heart of historic Portugal. “We are walking through the Arab part of Lisbon. Its outline has not changed since the Moors built this section of the city,”
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Is riki meta now or is he still just a badgondar
>>
What if though valve's magical power ranking system, secret gets invited to ti6?
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>>144780574
>Portugal is white
fucking max zozzle
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>>144780667
Is she getting her cunny filled?
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>PPD brought his GIRLFRIEND to the major

LOL
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>>144780876
they will get invited beycase they won a major

you get invited based on a year not 2 weeks before ti

eg gets invited for winning the previous ti
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>>144780875
he's a better gondar
actually does decent CC, actually kinda scales
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Where is the right place for this guy?
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>>144781249
offlane
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>>144781249
offlane obviously or support in some meme push drow strats as the damage sponge
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>wasting ANYTHING on a literal honeypot LAN weeks before TI6
>not intentionally throwing so teams underestimate you

secret is going to win TI6
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>>144780915

>loda brought Kelly to the major

Dotards?
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>>144781249
offlane into carry
>>
I'm pretty sure dota is THE most reddit game right in front of cs:go and overwatch

I mean the pro players are redditors. the casters are redditors. balance is decided by reddit. I literally can't go a game without someone saying positive mental attitude or putting a ? in all chat.
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Kaipi today games vods where?

I heard that SingSing PotM is back
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>>144781249
I got you covered, broseph:

So here you go mongoloid, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
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>>144781738
you sound like a triggered faggot cuck
>>
>>144781862
sing mirana has been back since manila qualifiers retard
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>>144781738

rtz is our guy, he hates reddit
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>>144781738
And? You're just a dudebro normalfag like Tiago, you'll fit right in with the redditshits.
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>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist
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>>144781987
stfu idiot and give me the vods
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Kill me
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>>144782201
arma you gay normie stutter typer
KYS
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>pretending to be white on the internet

ITS THE ONLY WAY FOR SHITSKINS TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES
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3 MORE LINA BALLS AVAILABLE

I REPEAT, 3 MORE LINA BALLS AVAILABLE
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>>144777061
Shitter detected. Uninstall please.
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>>144782574
please post futa lina
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tfw no real muslim hero other than chen
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Wish me luck!
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>>144782445
Youre pretty rude desu
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>>144782574
>+100
>+100
>+100
every time
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>>144782574
>>
>>144782662
>t. shitter
Uninstall right now
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>>144780569
sorry heres a higher quality meme
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>>144782689
And your grammar sucks ass too.
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>>144782445
uwu

>>144782853
uwu
>>
>tinker vs veno arcana
>tinker leading
>drop 48 votes on veno
>veno leading
yass queen
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>>144782918
uwu
>>
>>144782684
Good luck joao da silva dos santos
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>>144782665

Lina has no penis, she is pure
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>>144782959
dumping all my votes into based wisp desu
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>>144782996
Go play your memewatch now
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>>144783037
i would get a wisp arcana.
tfw rainbow coloured lgbt wisp arcana
>>
why did fucking faggot ass arteezy have to kill EG. im so fucking mad
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>>144783062
play with this you retarded faggot *unzips*
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>>144782665
>>144783035
https://i.imgur.com/1D4iF7D.png lmao dotards?
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>>144782128
go fuck yourself nigger
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POST ONLY THE MOST PREMIUM MMR GRINDING TUNES

THE ONES YOU LOCKED AWAY FOR THAT SPECIAL OCCASION

I AM 100 POINTS FROM 5K AND I ___WILL___ REACH IT TODAY BUT I NEED HELP
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>>144783183
RIP EG/Secret dynasty 2015shanghai-2016shanghai
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>>144783278
eat shit mongoloid
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>>144783269
>lens flare on her balls
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>>144782128
hitbox.tv/wellplay its in there somewhere, im not familiar with the website

>>144782853
Also you suck honestly

>>144783191
uwu
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Is Random Draft still the only bearable gamemode?
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>>144783431
uwu
>>144783452
i hope thats a boy
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>>144783313


Why did they disband?
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>>144783452
all random
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>>144783571
I don't know what happened, everything was going perfectly up until Ti5
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>>144783418
>directed by Michael Bay
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>>144783452
No, Stun draft, or as the queue calls it, ability draft, is the only bearable game mode
>>
Do you guys think that one of the reasons why EG and Secret are so shit is beucase THEY DONT FUCKING PLAY AT ALL?

they just pick one max two lans between majors and sandbag the rest 80 days doing nothing

early secret literally said that they dont scrim beucase scrims arent even that good beucase they are nothing like real games and that they dont have to becuase they play so many lans
and it worked

now with the majors top teams just do nothing for months then wonder why are they losing to teams like navi or empire that been grinding the fuck daily with online games after online games
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>two teams that were top 3 at Shanghai are bottom 4 at Manila

Is there anything this man can't do?
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>>144784059
HE IS THE
BEST
M
I
D
IN THE
W
O
R
L
D
>>
lets discuss how DC will play against Newbee while we wait for the major to start.
What does DC draft and what does Newbee usually draft?
how would the lanes matchup?
I don't remember newbees drafts but I know that DC like to draft slardar/dk/furion/doom/enchantress/gyro/invoker and lion. But I think newbees teamfight and decision making will be good though DC might have an advantage in mechanics and laning due to individual skill.
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>>144783570
i hope ur a boy faggot
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>>144784059
T E A M
S
S
A
S
I
N
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>>144784369
you're in luck
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>>144784059

Aui as carry obviously didnt work out. So lets say that Peter, unable to help himself, lets RTZ back on the team to take over as carry. Six months later RTZ leaves EG again for Secret.

What player does he bring with him?
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>>144784573
fear.
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>>144784573
any team who picks up rtz at this point is fucking dumb or looking for a popular player to boost their brand
kick bulba for zai, aui back to 4, fear 1
there I fixed EG
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>>144783918
yeah I agree. LD said it too at the end of his cast.

>>144784732
>zai
he was exposed today
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>>144784801
>he was exposed today
still better than bul "wtf am i doing" ba
>>
>wake up
>3 chink teams
>2 sea teams
>7 eu teams

Feels good to be european
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>>144772101
If you can't get out of 2k with any hero you need to work on the basics. With that said, just spam ursa/sven/lifestealer/timber.
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>>144784979
I dunno my man, I hate Vulva but never saw him playing as awful as Zai today
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>>144785071
B-BUT DC AND COL ARE NA RIGHT ???
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What is the actual chance for MVP to win the Manilla major now that EG is out?
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>>144785238
No. DC is an "NA" team and CoL is an NA team
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>>144785247
>implying EG had a chance in the first place
>>
>>144785247

MVP would have won even if EG made it to grand finals
>>
Guys, do I have a chance with Slotherina? I intend to comfort her after difficult breakup.
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>>144785247
34%
>>
who else /shitpostingfromthetoiletwhiletakingahugeshit/ here
>>
>all 4 eliminated teams are from the two groups that most people noticed were ridiculously weak

kek, I hope you faggots are enjoying the script thus far
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DOTARDS?
LMFAO

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY EVER LIVE DOWN THIS EMBARRASSMENT

I MEAN COME ON HOW DELUSIONAL YOU HAVE TO BE TO STILL PLAY THIS SHIT GAME AFTER EVERYONE IS STRAIGHT UP JUST LAUGHING AT YOU LMAIO
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>>144785580
still the best top 10 tbqh familan
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>>144785580
DOTARDS SENT INTOT HE SHADOW REALM BY BASED MOJO JOJO OF THE PWOERPUFF GIRLS

HOW WILL THEY EVER REOCVER

ON A SIDE NOTE ID FUCK BLOSSOM
XD
>>
>>144785580
>WatchMojo
>relevant

very nice meme
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>>144785572
we unironically are.
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you dotards aren't ready for what's coming

reminder that thorin is literally the anti-reddit
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>>144785580
friend watchmojo is one of the worst things that ever happened to youtube straight after pewdiepie and reactionvideos
>>
anyone wanna do stuff while we wait for the Majors to start?
>>
>>144785580
>lying on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFiM_1DwIHI
>>
>>144786262
yeah>>144784275
how about discussing something?
>>
>wake up
>EG AND SECRET btfo

Whew this major might be good.
>>
>>144786126
fuck this guy
>>
>>144786267
>giving watchjewbo views
dude they are the devil im tellin ya
>>
>>144786360
>wake up 8 hours after EG and secret get BTFO
what are you? a faggot?
>>
>>144785759
>Shit taste
>>
>>144786262
what kinda stuff~
>>
>>144786126
I mean Thorin is obviously passionate and knowledgable about competitive videogames. But he will balance all this """"""""positivity"""""" coming from Nahaz/Slacks/etc. It will be cool to have a brutal redpiller in the community for diversity reasons alone.
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>>144786126
>BUBLA FANS


EL
OH
EL
>>
>>144786126
will it be another 2h long video that is boring as fuck

i swear gotards must hate their game if they really enjoy watching this guys vids

he really needs someone to help him edit his ramblings, i honestly tried watching his videos about dota or interviews with envy or aui or whatever but it was just so fucking boring
>>
The only game tonight I'm interested in is El Clasico, but it doesn't start until early morning for me. What do I do?
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>Zai left his new team, Kaipi, in the middle of a BO3 finals just hours after EG and Secret got eliminated from the Manilla major.
>He's waiting the highest bid from both teams in exchange for his services.

is there no honor in e-sports gulag?
>>
>>144786267
colonial marines was actually succesful?!
>>
>>144786543
literally the point is long-form content

this one will prob be like 30 mins max
>>
>>144786590

leave the stream open during the night and set up a camera that records your monitor so you can watch it when you wake up
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Hol up let me get this straight. Arteezy killed 2 franchise by being a selfish moron but tweeted some soppy ass bullshit now reddit loves him again? LMFAO
>>
>>144786489
No, just busy.

Watching Empire v Secret now, wtf went so wrong?
>>
>>144786610
>look dota leaderboards
>top-100
>zai nowhere to be found

why should we care about generic eu 7k fampai
>>
>>144786610
he will get exposed as the fraud he is just like universe the minute he joins either team
>>
>>144786590
>El Clasico
>lower bracket elimination match

More like El Trashico, am I right? XD
>>
>>144786610

wait really?
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you fucks are currently being out-memed by reddit.
>>
>>144786751
>watching rape
yeah universe is a fraud
>>
>>144786543
I like that about his videos. There's no 30 second intro animation, it's some cleverly planned shill for a website sometimes and then it's just unedited footage, no jumpcuts or anything like that.
>>
>>144786610
Did you think this wouldn't happen? The only question is do EG value Bulba more than Secret values Universe?
They dont
>>
>>144786842
Yeah, versus DB today, they had to get Yapz0r as sub just to finish the series
>>
>>144786317
boring
>>144786510
let's exercise!
>>
>>144786929
this might come as a shock to you but we don't give a shit about memes

>>144787034
kys yourself you homosexual degenerate creep
>>
>>144787034
I already went for a jog earlier though..
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>>144787130
>but we don't give a shit about memes


yeah this is some pretty poor bait lets be real here
>>
>>144787208
we hate slacks. he is a meme
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>>144787184
fine then ill exercise by myself
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>>144787296
hating slacks is a meme..
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how does this make you feel
slacks was 3k not so long ago

he is better at dota than you ever will be

hes also very popular and literally gets paid to play it

lmao u should honestly kysmm
>>
>>144787417
Sorry.. Have fun!
>>
>>144787423
we don't "pretend' to look cool
>>
>>144787461
this is literal motivation

if fucking slacks can get 5.6k i can atleast get 6k.
>>
>>144787520
Slacks is a fagmaster, sure.
His interviews are good though. Everything else he has ever done is garbage.
>>
>>144787461
he's a sub for DC lmao. You think we can compare to a pro player
>>
>>144787461
He's played this game longer than I have and I only get to play 1-2 games a day
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Has there ever been a single more damaging person in the history of dota than this piece of shit?

He has singlehandedly destroyed two of the former best teams in the world TWICE. On top of this he has one of the most unlikable personalities in the scene and doesnt even have the golden boy skill to justify it.
>>
>>144787704
>he's a sub for DC lmao


really makes you think
>>
>>144773059

>kick sumail

you realize ppd and sumail are pretty much inseparable by now, right?
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>>144787795

I was destroying teams before that slav even loaded into his first dota game.

Sit DOWN.
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>>144787795
So what is he gonna do now that the Secret is out about him. Maybe he'll become the epic memelord of Twitch like Bulldog and Sing_Shit.
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Do we like the BattleView now?
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>>144788012
I like it in replays / analysis

live it's not good
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>>144788012
No. It's still shit, clutters the fight, and doesn't even display actual useful information such as buybacks, kill feed, team fight recaps, and it looks like the LoL UI.
I actually hate how PGL tries to force this like it's CSGO, where it doesn't matter, since all that happens is someone clicks someone else's head.
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>>144787795
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>>144787906
you do know that literally everyone that was even remotly close to ppd said that him and zai will never part ways becuase they played with eachother for so long?

also sumail litearly wanted to leave after unviersegate with fear too, but they stayed in the end
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>>144786538
so.. that attention whore still exists
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>>144788012
I prefer the BootyView
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>>144788012
It's literally fluff that I don't have time to watch when a teamfight is going on used only when a teamfight is going on
0/10
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>>144787959
Arteezy has killed 7 figure lan winning tier 1 championship teams on 4 different occasions.

What has pajkatt done that even kind of compares?
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>>144787208

>le forced memes and shitposting xD

wanna know how I know you're new here?
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i honestly love Battleview becuase it triggers redditors

i wish they would keep it nonstop i bet the whole frontpage would be full of reddit tears
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Team Secret and EG both had very underwhelming performances but keep in mind that they recently had a huge roster swap and they might still be working things out whereas Empire and VG.R have shown solid team work and mechanical skills.

I know its hard to see your favorite team get eliminated so quickly, but this flame and hatred is going to destroy you from within.

So please, calm down my friends
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>wake up
>secret lost
L
M
A
O

Damn I wish I was here for the butthurt.
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>>144788553
this has to be a reddit post
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IT'S LIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxFiIgYSLg
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>>144788871
why is a league of legends commentator making a video talking about 2 dota teams for 40 fucking minutes?
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>>144788871
>40 fucking minutes

NO
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>>144788871
>40 minutes
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>>144788871
he is so well spoken. Who is this guy? how does he know so much about dota?
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>>144787461
He plays the best pubstomping support. Literally anyone ITT can reach 6k doing the same shit.
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So, has this come true yet?
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>wake up
>secret and eg out
haha wtf how
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>>144789524
>11
only a matter of time
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>>144788871
I was actually mixed about how I felt about Thorin, but damn. So well articulated, and actually interesting to listen to.
I definitely like him now. I hope he makes more stuff like this.
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>>144789457

It didn't even last until TI6.

Reminder that RTZ is cancer.
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>>144788871
>he keeps saying "champions"
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>>144789834
He literally does it on purpose to piss people off.
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>>144788871
>"upgrading" a player even when you are already good
he's so right.
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>>144788871
>40 mins
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>>144789834

Champions. Minions. Turret. QWER. Inhibitor. Nexus.
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>>144790015
YOUVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO YOU FAGGOT
WOULD YOU PLAY THIS PILE OF SHIT GAME?
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>>144789016
>>144789031
>>144789083
>>144790015
>teenager can't comprehend anything longer than 10 sec .webm
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>>144790134
Stop yelling at me anon.
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>>144788192
Even when PGL did CS:GO they never did garbage like this. They would just show stuff like K:D during freezetime or buy periods. For some reason they went full retard with dota2, showing literal reddit comments in the middle of matches and then hiding hero portraits during fights.
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>>144787795
He's sorry though so it's all good
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>>144788871
Who dis
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>>144772101

Ember spirit. He can kill early due to magical damage, catch retards who is off position with SoF shackles and most importantly carry late game that 99.9% of 2k games resolves at. His ult has no cast time so you are literally unkillable and you will learn many valuable skills like how to:

Mid and dumpster kids 1vs1 there. Farm, sacred art that is unheard of in 2k. Split push, the secret technique of winning 2k games even if your team got wiped as enemy can't push when you are taking their rax. Also, he can def highground with just bf since enemy will rarely have sustain for your SoF.

I like to go with tango and wraith band, into bottle and then rush travels. Then you have a choice to make, if your team is somehow ok/good or you really need to not die to shit like axe go drums, if not go bf, then it's crit and blink, maybe linkens or bkb, and if situation is hopeless go rapier. Also, 2bf most of the time is better than 2 crits.
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DRINK WATER
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Arteezy must be so sad ;-;
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>>144788871
Fear BTFO
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>>144790646
nigga he baller rich he can cash out whenever he wants
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>>144788871
>man with assbergeres who has no inside knowledge whatsoever says things that everybody already knows while making misbased judgements in order to seem like he """""tells it how it is™"""""
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>>144790573
>Not drinking 2 liters every day
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>>144790646
Maybe now he can realize hes the reason hes fucking up the teams by his constant switchin, and stay still and be a team player
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>>144789905
He really is. Breaking up a winning lineup while they're still winning is the stupidest thing you can do. Puppey is a legitimate moron.
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>>144790573
was that inside of you? :3
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>>144790646
Cheer up sweetie!
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>>144788871
>as 3 position you just can't carry your whole team on your fucking back
>especially when people like s4 TILTING THEIR TITS OFF

L M A O
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>>144790815
Thing is tho he's exactly right.

Fear always got farmed but he was never as greedy of a carry as RTZ, so with RTZ carry on EG + the changes to Suma1l's hero pool they couldn't dominate like they used to.

Same with RTZ greedy mid vs w33's aggressive mid for Secret.
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How do you play this hero now? It seems "the wolf is at your door" is no longer viable so now you would need to take a more "I ribbon your flesh" build
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>Items are PURELY COSMETIC!

>Buy this one in the store ingame goy :)

IT BEGINS
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>>144790815
>fear is overrated as support

literally see no one saying this and it's true for like most of the lan he has playe din
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>>144788871
>arteezy a person who has a history of being a divisive player who struggles at big tournaments

arteezy fucking exposed by thorin

based reddit/anti-reddit CS:GO man
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>>144789890
>hurr hurr im just pretending
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>>144791183
>pros still rush necrobooks on him
its still viable
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>>144775713
lebanon was a gameshitter, 2k at the very least

>>144775923
usa was the one posting these golden faces i was there when the truth came out
d2g just went full memery and started calling him lebanon despite peru, french, bermuda (being non white countries) get ignored and other false accusation to make him stop the NA bull shitposting

im not even from lebanon
im from aussie educating about how shitty d2g shitposting is
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>>144790460
Literally the last hero a 2k should play, especially with BoT rush. At 2k it's mandatory to fight and die with your team or you will get reported every game. The concepts of splitpushing or trading objectives does not even exist for these people. Not to mention ember is a terrible hero in all brackets.
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How about if the only 4 -or less- invited teams to TI are the ones that won a major in that year?
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>>144788871
Why does he look like he's belching constantly
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>>144790815
he literally tells in the video that he is not an expert on dota 2
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>>144791409
YES WHAT A GREAT IDEA

126 MATCHES IN BETWEEN FOUR TEAMS

HAHAHA HOHOHO
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>>144791183
Vlads+Necro 3 is still the way to go

After that you can still decide to go AC or BKB
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>>144791246
>charges
>doesn't even last the full game
This is the most jewish thing I've ever seen
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>>144790815
>inside knowledge
kek, we know who you are

This fat fuck is stealing (You)s
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>>144791496
I MEANT DIRECT INVITE YOU STUPID IDIOT BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>the only one not queued with a friend is the tinker picking autist

fucking normies
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>>144791409
Way better system actually
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>>144790815
didn't watch the video yet but this description made me think it was gonna be charlie

to be fair to charlie, he does have actual inside knowledge on EG though
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Thorin says Fear is underwhelming on the 4

I guess he didnt watch the Frankfurt and Shanghai Major

Why is this moron making videos about dota now
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>>144791618
Why do you care? he got you free mmr
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>>144791801
it was me
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>>144791183
You still get necro (unparaleled damage apart from rapier) and bkb so.
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>I know this thread is about a videogame but let me tell you about my shitty political views
why they do this
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>>144781249
in my ass
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>>144771941
This. Teams lose their drive and coast, as well change their rosters and get direct invites anyway which is fucking retarded.
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>>144791381
Jokes aside only with ember I was able to win most desperate games ever. I still remember that game where ALL of my team was bad, jungling wk, safe lane sf, wd brown boots aghs and and a solo offlane viper plus some fuck vs team of am and axe.

Also only because of ember I learned how to farm and how bad everyone at it in 2k, and how to win mid by being aggressive.
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>>144788871
UNIVERSE EXPOSED for being a babby of the eg system.

https://youtu.be/xWxFiIgYSLg?t=600
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>>144791913
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>>144771672
what is considered op is based on what the best teams are good with

icefrog nerfs with is considered op
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>tfw secret fan
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>>144792448
let's not pretend storm wasnt op in ti5 era
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>>144791167
>>144791282
>>144791461
its thorin

he does this in literally every game thats popular that will get him views and jobs he doesnt deserve

fortunately dota players arent AS retarded as csgo and league players so he didnt catch on when he first tried

he basically conglomerates a bunch of the more provocative opinions on reddit then puts them in a video while reading somewhat relevant dates/stats off liquipedia to seem informed

THEN he just shit talks every player/caster and every 12 year old redditor jumps on his dick for providing no bullshit banter™
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>>144791282
Fear was at least in the top 3 in the pos4 in Frankfurt and Shanghai.
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>>144792532
the point is that the best teams' strategies and picks get nerfed

whether or not those strategies and picks are actually op doesn't change that
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Realtalk, is there anyone who can actually stop them?
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A visual representation of the impact Arteezy has had on his teams the past two years
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>>144793073
If they're having a good day, no.
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>>144793073
Fnatic literally trashes these kids on a weekly basis.
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>>144793172
>online

yeah fucking off yourself fnatic are gonna bomb out 12th while mvp wins this hsit
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>>144788871
he's got a point but he's waaay too harsh on Fear's position 4.
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>>144793073
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>>144793073
I seriously hope finals is MVP vs Fnatic

would love to see el clasSEAco on LAN for once
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>>144772827
>tf2 is a casual game

nice meme
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How does it feel to have a Hyperstone on your inventory?
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>>144793549
amphetamine to be honest family
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>won't stop being matched up with teammates on a losing streak and on the verge of suicide and types gg in all chat after feeding first blood withing the first 2 minutes.
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>>144793707

wow, whos the qt mate?
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>>144788871

One of the former starcrump autistic streamkekold NEETs please watch this and give us a quick summary.

Its not like you were going to do anything productive over the next 40 minutes anyway
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>>144793757
It's me!
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>mfw I refuse to play ranked
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>>144793841
I like thorin, but it's up to taste. And it's quite obvious that he does not have deep knowledge of dota, but I appreciate him trying anyway.
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>>144793481
Yeah, that will be a 3:0 for Fnatic. MVP cannot win against them
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>>144794110
I'm erect
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>>144790573
>tfw you drinked a lot of water in the past and your body need it now
>tfw now i enjoy drinking water

well im not a normie after all.
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>>144794110

>archers with big tits

No, it doesn't work that way
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>>144794530
yes it does if you have an extremely strong back and your tits are actually made of thin air AND ITS A FUCKING VIDEOGAMES tfw no megamilk WR to smother you with her tits
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Is there even a SINGLE nigger in competitive DotA?

Was OUR SAVIOR TobiWanKenobi right from the start?
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>>144781101
>An invite is literally a 6k usd check for just showing up
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>>144793073
Only an Australian team can stop an Australian team.
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Lina balls stacks? It would be better to use more at one time.
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>>144791183
They play him wrong.
t. Lycan pro.
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>>144785071
>Implying col is European
They're even run by Jews, it doesn't get any more American than that.
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>>144794679
if I had to pick a cuck out of all the talents tobi would be my second pick
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>tfw el classico hype

im not even rooting for one team
i root for both because 'muh nostalgia'
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>>144793841
>After TI5 roster swap of EG and after Shanghai swap of Secret makes no sense
>Swapping a player with another that's technically better on paper doesn't mean your team will end up being better because it changes the dynamics of the team. Which means you need to change your strategy and tactics to fit the new team dynamic and you don't know if your team is going to end up being better after that
>Universe may have looked like a god on EG because of the way EG worked as a team, now exposed on Secret
>Aui2000 was a great 4 position with some very important niche picks that allowed PPD to outdraft, not looking like top tier material in Pos 1, what he did many years back in Dig doesn't matter in 2016
>Fear doesn't look like championship winning tier Pos 4 player, was amazing at Pos 1 in EG's old dynamic. No disrespect but if his wrist injuries doesn't allow him to be at the top of his game, he should retire or go to a lesser team
>PPD seems arrogant but it's usually deserved. He's not to blame, does best with his reduced talent pool. Should never play with RTZ(Even though it worked at times in the past) because their views towards the game are almost mutually exclusive.
>Sumail still does all he can, with the picks he's been given at Manila he might feel wronged. Maybe should've left EG when that was a rumor during the roster swap, but doesn't have to follow RTZ's footsteps, EG can still be fixed
>Bulba, just not up to par
>Arteezy, he had and still has the potential to be the GOAT, but he has never actually achieved that. He's great at mid level tournaments and games but never delivers when it matters. He still plays great individually but doesn't synergize with his team. Doesn't help his team help him. Had many chances in EG, Secret, 2nd EG, 2nd Secret and blew it all. Very divisive figure.
>Western fans(reddit in particular) was laughing at Chinese dota, and now the same thing is happening to NA players
>A lot of /r/dota2 bashing during all of that
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>>144795137
>kda
>5-3-10

le wolf is at le ur door playstyle
they still use him as rat
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can someone just play overwatch with me twf dota sucks
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>>144791183
The wolf is as your door
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>there are people on this planet who paid for Purge's coaching services in Dota 2
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>>144795419
>twf
What does this mean
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>>144795419
Post more cutelewds and I might :3
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>>144795419
>Your dick will never be there
>i just finished playing in a 5stack for 2 hours, why didnt you post earlier aslong as you're not cancer we can maybe invite you next time
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>>144795559
>$50/hr
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>>144788871
He's an utter cunt but he makes some valid points to be fair.
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>>144787461
crazy motherfucker has a near seventy percent winrate on omni

although that's not his mmr, his mmr is something like 4.5k checked it on YASP like two weeks ago
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>>144791183
>>144795557
any1 got the one of the lycan at the door
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>>144795828
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>>144795754
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>>144795906
Thanks bossman
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>>144795691
>>$50/hr
nani the hell??
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>>144795909
Drayich is the biggest cuck ever.
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>>144795595
>g
wtf *
>>144795628
attached
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>>144793073
These guys are fun to watch, and you feel for them, hope they win
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>>144795909
This just cemented his OUR GUY status. Based.
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>Having a bad game.
>Keep feeding due to stupid mistakes/failed plays.
>Whole game starts to fall appart.
>If I play safe enemy just push, if I try to split they gank and kill me.
>Team blames me for loss.
>Even I think I lost us the game due tu my underperformance.
>Check after-game stats.
>I actually got the best score of the team.

I know DKA and CS don't tell the whole story, but for fuck's sake why are people so blind as to not see we were all playing like shit and not just me?

Also please like and suscribe.
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>tfw you've embraced being the cuck life
>never have to participate in the arguments over mid and safelane
>never flame or get flamed
>always appreciated for buying wards and courier
>contribute game winning space and vision
>get commended

Why is support so comfy guys?
>>
I'm a Thorin level autist, should I just record and publish rants about topics related to Dota 2?
I feel like it's an unoccupied niche in the Dota scene because Thorin is receiving a lot of hate or stupid reasons and he won't actually focus on Dota, yet nobody else is filling the niche.
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>>144796209
Soon enough you'll be taking pictures in cute panties and taking hormones :3
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>>144796093
fucking swedes
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>>144796093
Hello Austin we already know you are guy there is no need to post your tweets here
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>>144796303
is this a bannable offense?
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>>144796234
why not

thorin speaks really good tho, so keep that in mind
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>>144796209
>playin a support like a cuck
Buddy, go hard or go home, pressure everyone off a lane with 0 items
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>>144796209
idk, but im always a sup cuck now too. or off lane when my team is cucker
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>want sing and boner to do good
>want them to get a good team sponsor
>the easy pickup is c9
>dont want the c9 curse to return
>dont watch choke9
>dont want Cloud2

Please Jack, leave them alone.
Let Mouz pick them up, or LGD.int
>>
>average dollars per treasures with battle pass is $4
>daily quest is 100 points
>it takes 40 days of daily quests to get 1 (ONE) (UNO) treasure

i really dont like it here
>>
anyone have the picture of ixmike in twitch chat saying "the point of dota is to piss the enemy team off"
thanks in advance
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>>144796093
>>144795909
fuck off and take your autistic ginger cuck with you
>>
Post yfw Kaipi eliminates Secret from TI EU qualifiers
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hey
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>>144788871
He's a retard who's making shit up, Aui wasn't kicked due to underperforming or because they wanted a "better player", he got kicked because PPD hated him, he fucking wrote a blog post explaining it, fuck.
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>>144796234

do it lad. im also a bit of a dota autist, i know why teams lose and why they win. secret and EG literally lost to nonames becuase they had no real game experience against teams
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>>144796539
no but i have this
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>>144796727
fuck you this isnt ixmike
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>>144788871
>the religous cult of rtz KUROKY IS EVIL FUCK YOU GUYS
everything thorin has said is 100% correct fuck you /d2g/ and fuck reddit. 70% of you cunts loved rtz when they crucified kuroky
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>>144784416

hey redd.it!
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>Timbersaw maxes Reactive Armour and builds Vanguard
>Sits in the middle of the teamfight unkillable, watching his team die as he deals 0 damage.
What's the point of this build, are you going Radiance?
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>>144796539
>play pudge
>flame enemy in allchat
>they get mad
>they stand still to type back at you
>hook them
>they get even more mad
Dota is a beautiful game sometimes
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>>144796651
and then suddenly stopped hating him LUL
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>>144796303
What's wrong with that, anon? Knee high socks feel nice.
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>>144797008
Nothing wrong at all, I do it too!
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>>144796234
>Thorin is receiving a lot of hate or stupid reasons and he won't actually focus on Dota, yet nobody else is filling the niche.

even league babs like thooorin
reddit dota just cant handle the bants despite this community being much more repugnant
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I just got back from the beach

Why is there no crab hero?
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what the fuck? how did secret lose?
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>>144797154
Every game with Secret looks like 5 solo queue players going up against a 5 stack
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guess the mmr
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>>144797405
>dagon BH
1K
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>>144797405
4k
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>>144796209
>that region between the thigh and ass
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>>144788871
>im a guy who enjoys dota no matter where its from unlike you guys
>NA dota was good in late 2015 because EG was ti5 and everyone just brags and shittalks the chinese teams "what is burning doing? why is he even on that team?"
>well right now chinese dota is doing great, koreans are doing great, europeans are doing great its NA dota in trouble
>its not fun anymore now that your teams are in the shithole is it?
NA fags on suicide watch
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>>144797490
>>144797563


LEL IT WAS AN UNRAKNED GAME GET MEMED ON xDxDXdxd
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reminder that everything Thorin said is pure gold for a guy who isn't even involved in the dota scene he has picked apart every single problem and he stated them. And he also fucking hates reddit.
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>>144797830
I'll never live it down
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>>144795137
wtf how?
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>>144797004
what is money
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>>144790187

>wasting 40 minutes of your life on some shitter's opinions on a fucking videogame squad

Real mature fucking retard fuck off
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can someone post the webm already, you know the one
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>>144798198
I wish I could rewatch this video for the first time again because it was so good. Miss out if you like you cancerous rtz/EG fangay
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>>144795410
Let's knock some doors together, qtie.
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>>144795406
never before has anyone been so right about anything in dota. Why is this the first time I have heard this? We have reddit, we have /d2g/ we have forums everywhere and nobody breaks down the game for us? Nobody breaks down team dynamics? Why can't we discuss stuff like this in this thread?
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>>144770541
>http://www.datdota.com/
Is this dead or what
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>>144798647
Yeah dota is dead
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>>144792835
kill yourself you cuck. Thorin is correct. He can literally see through rtz
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>>144798340
Hello awoo-chan!
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On Tony is it better to get echo saber after blink+aghs or before you get aghs? Or do you just get raw atk speed?
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I haven't really played in several months so I don't know much of the changes, anything I should know before jumping into ranked or whatever?

would anyone like to play too
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>>144798956
Long time no see
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>>144798619
/r/dota2 hate thoorin because "huhu he is so mean, no bully!!"

ironic because that guy single-handedly created drama and chaos (which is what dota community thrives on) on the league sub bombing teams left and right just for teh lulz
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I missed the fall out from Shitcret and EG losing in the first round.

Can anyone give me the highlights?
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>steam is down

Epic.
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>>144798974
Are you cute? :3
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>esports don't start for the next two hours
>have to leave early because I'm travelling and therefore I'll miss the later games
Fucking SEAmonkey timezone
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>Mines can walk now and they are visible

There i fixed techies guys!
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>>144799045
they're all fucking rtz fans. all of them are worthless shits
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>tfw chinese dota soon

based
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PRODUCE CONTENT D2G DO IT
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>>144798619
half of this is general bullshit you say when you don't have anything particular to say. This guy literally knows nothing about dota 2, and you can see that he lives off being an """""esports analyst"""". He's just good at making shit up.

"Fear doesn't look like a championship winning tier pos 4 player"

Who the fuck is he to say that? he doesn't know what a "winning tier pos 4 player" looks like. he literally says the most probable thought of an average redditor (you). It's not grounded in any reality. And you're eating it up

"Arteezy is great at mid level tournaments and games but never delivers when it matters" - you can put literally any name in this sentence and some reddit fuck like you would praise him for being "so correct"
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>>144799187
go away
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>>144799653
I'm about to produce some homemade mayo, want some breh
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Alright dotards lets settle this before the major starts

http://www.strawpoll.me/10426474
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>>144798327

It's not even that it's good. It's the fact that any person who is not mentally challenged who follows Dota can come to most of these "insights and statements about the scene" on their own, given that they've read enough news articles and discussion posts whether here or elsewhere to piece together the situation. If you honestly needed this person to state the obvious, I would suggest you take a look at your mental condition or get more education.

That also doesn't excuse his more insidious opinions about players and since he isn't in any way involved deeply with the Dota 2 community and scene anyways. He has not indicated in any sense that he knows how Dota 2 generally works given his vocabulary in mixing League of Legends terms with Dota 2 terms in his previous video a while back which is pretty much on the borderline of indicating he has probably played little or never touched the game. And I bet in the most recent video, he still hasn't changed in doing that. I have no reason to find him credible for anything he says and also no reason to give him my view.

I don't want any more personalities from elsewhere to pop up in Dota 2 just because they have connections or they practically get bandwagoned into the scene.
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DC can beat Newbee, right?
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>>144799927

Newbee is looking really strong. I would suggest pulling out any bets you made if you had any. I am not confident at all DC can even take a game off Newbee.
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>>144799771
Where's "who the fuck is that you actual goddamn redditor"?
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>>144800050
disinfo campaign

stay on DC
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>>144799927
Best option would be to watch in game mu vs w33

newbee will stomp them because nacuck and some romanian dogshit player from bulgaria
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>>144800050
I don't have bets. I just like everyone on DC and want them to succeed except moo, but I also saw how strong Newbee have been.
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>>144797149
of all the meme shitpost in this general this is the only legit question. The potential of a crab hero is immense
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>>144799738
>This guy literally knows nothing about dota 2
He admits that in the video.

>he lives off being an """""esports analyst""""
He has been doing it for gazillion years

>Who the fuck is he to say that?
?

>he doesn't know what a "winning tier pos 4 player" looks like.
Yes, he does. It looks like Aui_2000.

>you can put literally any name in this sentence
Rtz is 2 times Summit champion, esl, wec, etc. Yet he didn't win a truly huge, Valve hosted event. Name another player like that.
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>no car hero
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>>144799738
>This guy literally knows nothing about dota 2, and you can see that he lives off being an """""esports analyst"""". He's just good at making shit up.

imagine if the guy actually got into the scene and leaking inside info like cyborgmatt fiasco to create shitstorm

i will drool :o
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someone post aggressif memes
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>>144799771
Better poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10426527
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>wake up
>redditors are mad because thorin made a video
hah
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>>144800497
Are you going to show it to us or not? Because there's a 0% chance anyone here even heard of him or his video before you spoke up.
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Dota is poor man's Overwatch
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>>144799881
>any person who is not mentally challenged who follows <subject> can come to most of these "insights and statements about the scene" on their own

Yet journalism exists.
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>>144800754
(You) for effort :)
>>144788871
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Somebody tell me who the fuck thoorin is right now
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>>144799738

Exactly this. There's nothing for him to lose for this video sprouting conventional wisdom about Dota 2 anyone with half a brain who follows the scene doesn't already know. And the things he states are a google search away. None of them indicate a higher understanding of the scene or the game, like him saying "champion" each time to refer to a hero consistently throughout the video. He has everything to gain by just saying random bullshit and being contrain for the hell of it to stir up shit. It's part of his branding and since League isn't looking so good these days, if he made a headwind here, he can force himself onto the Dota 2 scene eventually and get a cut of the pie by essentially doing nothing.
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>>144801030
csgo and lol analyst with no filter and goes full edgelord sometimes

pretty sure he sees lol is imploding and wants to start making more dota content
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>>144801030
guy who makes reddit upset for being best friends with the guy who choked out lodacuck
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>>144800497
>thoorin poster was an aussie all along

ITS FUCKING POTTERY
TELL THORIN TO MAKE MORE OF THIS SHIT farn
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>>144801243
how much of a bitch do you have to be to get choked by richard lewis
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>>144801393
we'll see how much you're laughing when a 6ft 16 stone welsh skinhead is holding you by the throat
t. rlewis
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new thread
>>144801614
>>144801614
>>144801614
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>>144801140
this

I wish you faggots itt would stop shilling for this lolbaby.
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>>144801140
he knows more about dota than you. He knows exactly whats wrong with rtz and rtz's brain.
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>>144801140
literally listening to it right now and he said champion once and immediately corrected himself
hello
reddo
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>>144800341

HON
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>>144801693

Then why doesn't he state those fact-based statements? Why doesn't he say anything about the actual playstyle of rtz and how he plays? All he does is states an opinion and bashes rtz like a politician. Every single adult without mental problems can do that.

>>144801775

Saying or doing something wrong once doesn't mean you get vindicated. No one sane would state this. What are you, his personal internet defense force?
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