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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download
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I have higher accuracy as Junkrat than Soldier, the fuck am I doing wrong
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whore
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>It's a "This Fuck Thinks Roadhog Is A Good Solo Tank" episode.
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>>144714112
>Playing attack on dorado
>Team kills 5 people
>Goes into overtime
>Check who's alive
>Everyone
>Good, we have this
>None of them touch the cart
>lol i guess we weren't near it
End my suffering
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nth for when you've been a bad boy and dad needs to spank you
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>>144714238
Not tracking enough. Play Zarya, use M1 and shields only to get good at tracking.
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>>144714238

explosives tend to hit more shit with less projectiles and that means better accuracy genius
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Post your favorite Overwatch reaction image.
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Is your most time played also your highest win rate /owg/? Excluding winrates for under 1 hour
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how do I git gud as gamer gurl
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Why is R66 and Hollywood stage 2 so similar?
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just bought the game, how do i git gud? and i cant snipe for shit.
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>Don't give a fuck about ranked
>When ranked comes out, most of the people who want to play the game will play ranked
>Either have to deal with tier circlejerking or guaranteed shitters
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>it's an "4 Mei 1 Mercy 1 Hanzo defense on Kings Row and my teammates won't pick anything that can go over the constantly cycling icewall" episode
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>>144714360
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>>144714390

yes

d.va
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>Zarya OP

Supreme taste

Let's all post pics of best girl Zarya
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>>144714360
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>>144714360
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>>144714360
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>>144714360
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>Girl starts talking on mic
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>>144714390
Yep
23 hours on Lucio
65% win rate
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>>144714360
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>>144714360
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>>144714464
>constantly cycling ice wall

oh god
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>>144714397
Run people into walls with your jet mode, follow up with a melee. Learn where the health packs are.
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>>144714306
papi chulo~
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Post character's themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVExlaxaweo
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Like clockwork
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Anyone wanna pair up for a few rounds?

WorldPeace #11780
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So after eight or nine levels of nothing but GREY GREY BLUE GREY I finally get a legendary, fingers crossed for something for Genji or Reinhardt or really anyone other than Widow or Symmetra and I end up with this piece of shit.

I am dick with the sniper in every game I've played and as a frequent Zen and Pharah player I loathe Widow with a passion but I also figure in a game like this even if she gets nerfed it's important to at least have an idea of how to play her

Should I use this opportunity to try and get good or should I keep on ignoring her and chalk this one up to a loss?
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>autist spergs out at all chat trash talk at the end of the game
kek maybe you should learn how to counter McQ
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>LE SO FUNNY EPIC NEET DVA DORITOS MAYMAY XDD
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>another 1000 Overbux in the bank

WHAT DO I GET

I kinda want Raptorion Pharah because the new rocket launcher skin is cool and it's actually a legendary I can enjoy in first person mode.
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>>144714628
I swear those fuckers must have practiced that because they had the timing down perfectly and the 3 Meis who were waiting their turn were constantly on the lookout for any wall jumpers
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>>144714360
the one with roadhog drinking tea
i dont have it saved though cause im a fucking dolt
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I am so fucking sick of people picking Widowmaker on King of the hill

Legitimately fucking gas yourselves you cretinous subhumans I wish a violent nigger raping on the youngest member of your family (Which is probably your 12 year old ass)

KILL YOURSELF
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>>144714740
Orange text isn't worth playing a class you hate over.
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I like route 66
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>>144714274

>anything on defense
>our only tank is a Roadhog
>can't switch to an actual tank because I'm the only support
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TRACERANON
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I always feel like shit when I do well with Reaper.

I'm sorry guys.
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>>144714696
Patrician taste Anon but I figured Roadhog needs something more blunt

I like Kyuss for the desert themes and for pure energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8VmoqBz9Vg

For Bastion I like E2-E4 a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtMVpL3B_6Y

For Zenyatta I can't decide but I'm leaning towards Aphex Twin
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>>144714360
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What do you call this team?
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>lucio and mccree are the ones to get the after game commendations
>dont vote for either of them

im not wasting a single click on either of you "easy to play as fuck" niggers lmao
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what counters torb? i started playing him a bit and no one seems to know how to deal with him, its almost a free win on defense
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>>144714863
Edgy as shit
I agree
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>>144714449
>have some incredible games earlier with a random group that stayed together
>4 Hanzo vs 4 Tracer, either Hanzo gets a bodyshot or Tracer dashes up to him and woodchips him
>6 reapers on one team, whenever one of them died they would start saying emo angsty goth things in chat
>all meis all the time, pure chaos
>get put in another game
>same stupid meta shit played by players too bad to realize why meta is effective
>bad healer, bad offense, bad tank: the game
>stop having fun when people are trying hard
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>>144715038
The isis chick
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>>144714874
Yeah that's very true but it's more that she seems like an important character to know how to play

That and I hated Pharah and Roadhog and decided to give them both a shot after I got good legendary drops and now they're two of my favorite heroes
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>>144715038
Soldier, Junkrat, Genji, Pharah, Hanzo and Widowmaker are counters
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>defense teams that use all their ults before the attacking team does

how to lose 101
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>>144714696
Reaper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
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>>144715024
Poor Little Archer Boy
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>>144715038
pharah and junkrat
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>do almost 14k damage as soldier
>never be able to manage to get this damage with him

how comes sometimes i break shit soldier but sometimes i get completly obliterated?
when i got good with reinhardt i kept a consistent blocked damage, average damage and eliminations
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>>144715038
Literally any tank + a team that is breathing oxygen
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Is there a Discord for this?
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>>144714696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJ0xuziZQE
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>>144714360
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>>144714696
Pharah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
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>>144714360
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>>144715137
>defense teammate uses ult and kills 5 people
>2 other teammates ult for the last remaining enemy 6v1
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>>144715264

Because sometimes you're playing against teams he does well against, and sometimes you're not. You're probably not paying enough attention to hero composition on the enemy team.
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>People begging for D.Va buffs when even more garbage tanks like Roadhog and Reinhardt exist

fucking waifufags
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>>144715038
What >>144715136 said, but also D.Va
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which is the best Winston victory pose? I have all 3. I feel beast is the most used and I have explorer so it goes well with glasses but I'm not sure because for highlight intros I have primal rage
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>>144714464
>Not going Bastion and just destroying the ice walls as they go up
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>>144715418
>roadhog
>garbage
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just
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>>144714306
>you will never be reaper spanked by daddy76

why even live
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>>144714360
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>>144715418
D.Va is perfectly fine right now, she just requires a little more effort than "hold RMB for 10 minutes and win" so people get confused, she was legit OP in the beta and had to be nerfed

I'm glad she's getting a buff, I'll just pubstomp harder
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>>144715418
>Garbage tank
>Reinhardt
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>>144714841
Couple of bastions should bust the wall down fast enough. With no flankers, you could have stuck 3 behind a rein and cut them down no problem.
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>>144715487
>roadhog
>good
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>>144715493
we need to go fatter
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>>144715535
oh hey someone did another one but shittier
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What ethnicity is mei?
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Jesse McCree! He's the wildest cowboy in town, the most handsome and the strongest he'll ever be! I can't wait to play every day with McCree, every time he spawns in I start to breathe heavily and my pants get tighter. Here are five fun facts about Jesse McCree and his pants!

1. McCree has cute clothes!
2. His pants are even cuter!
7. His pants are the cutest when they're off!
4. There's fun stuff behind those pants!
4.5 There won't be any more facts about McCree this whole week! Enjoy the time to think about McCree!
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Holy shit D.va's so fucking good
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>>144715418
anyone who says d.va needs a buff is a retard whose opinion is worth nothing
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>>144715593
>Mei
>Fat
When will this tumblr meme end
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>>144715418
>the best tank in the game
>garbage
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>>144714696
Roadhog and Junkrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIVKrhN3Jkc
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>>144715664
chinois
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>>144715568
>he has never heard the joy of roadhog yelling MY HOUSE while you stuff nuts and bolts down everyone's throat and pull pharah out of the air with your rape hook
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>>144715527
Thats a big smug.
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>>144714360
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>>144715418
>Begging
Except no one is doing that. She's getting a buff, and people are speculating what it will be.
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>>144715529
how does one pubstomp as dva
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>Against a premade
>Another premade
>Anotehr one
ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, SOLO ONLY QUEUE FUCKING WHEN
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>>144715674
W...where are you going McCree anon? You're my favorite part of these threads, I've learned so much
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there's people out there who doesnt play reinhardt aggresively

>>144715493
i had a game with 12 meis before, we made a lot of splatoon jokes and another with 12 soldiers 76
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>>144715024
Brazzers
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Post your best characters
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

He's had a hard life, and it aint going to het any easier like this.
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>>144715754
Bait people with defense matrix and ram people with shift
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>>144714464
>>144714628
Go in to the hotel and go up stairs. You can go around.
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>>144714597
LONDON
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>>144715690
we need to go thinner
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>>144715024
>console
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>>144714360
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>>144715705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwup4ItqyNQ
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>>144715714
Genji is either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ijz6KCePh8

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5hhFMSAuf4

I feel like they're the two extremes and both are kind of appropriate
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McRee and Soldier are no-skill cancer.
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>>144715529
How was she nerfed? Never played the beta.
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>>144715024
MW2
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>That feel when you have to separate your Overwatch folder into shipping, Dad 76, and the rest sub folders.
>There's so much you can't dump them all in one thread anymore.
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>>144715950
>Hitscan classes
>No skill

t. Junkrat main
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>>144715607
Someone made it better too, like 4 threads ago. That anon a shit.
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>>144715754
Treat your defense matrix as a big green dick and ram it down the throats of every bad Widow, McCree, Hanzo, Soldier, Reaper, Bastion, Toblerone or Roadhog you see

>>144715850
>>144715561
I should have mentioned, I was on an all random team so any kind of coordination was never going to happen (believe me, I tried) and their Hanzo was actually a good shot in addition to the watermelon arrows
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>>144715754
Fly everywhere

Fly to 1v1 fights to make them 2v1, fly to the back line and plink everyone and make them shoot you and then fly away again, sometimes your team will even be shooting them until they die. Fly straight in the air and smack snipers off their perches, fly anywhere you want and do anything you want.

If someone manages to kill you, just kidding, you don't die, you just hop out of your mech with the HeadDestroyer 9000 Pistol, just use that until you kill everyone and then get back in your mech.
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>tfw there are no Zarya reaction images
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>>144715689
except she does
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>>144716020

Zenya and DVA actually.
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Where's the Discord, I want to play with you fags
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>>144716059
>Implying
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>>144715445
the thinker pose
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>>144714154
>play with 5 friends and a pubby joins
>none of us went support
>pubby pubbworth, in all of his glory, goes mercy and we shit on the other team
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>>144715854
>deep voice on the mic
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>GOTCHAAAAA
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>Playing D.va and enemy Pharah ults
>Matrix is up
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>>144715754

all you have to do is get in fucking everyone's faces

go specifically after dickweeds like hanzo and widowmaker shitting themselves out back behind everyone

they either run away or get ruined
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>>144714627
We need more HogRat images
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it's criminal that there isn't a way to reach through the internet and crush their windpipe
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>>144714821
Dead in the water.
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>>144715694
Zarya is the best tank in the game anon.
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>>144716004
Originally her shotguns did actual damage, but instead of a mobile tank who could take a few hits, people were playing her as an invincible flying assassin because you could fly in the middle of a team, kill any single hero you wanted, throw up your shield and fly away and nobody could do anything. They nerfed her damage so she couldn't just become a one-woman murder machine but she kept all her mobility so she's still useful in the right hands.

You can still do the whole "flying assassin" thing in pubs, often a team won't know what to do if you just fly right in the middle of them and start blasting their Mercy. It won't work as well in higher levels but you can get away with a lot of bullshit if you suspect the other team is bad.
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>>144715486
That's probably why the enemy had a hanzo.
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>>144714821
blame that shitty hamster anime my man
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>Enemy team has 6 Genji
>After the game I say "12 Torbjorn don't question it"
>Both teams are nothing but Torbjorn
>Next game we all play Reinhardt
>Then Lucio
>Then "Leaving game - switching servers"
12 Lucio was fucking crazy though, everyone had at least 10 minutes of objective time since no one could die so overtime only ended when our team got bored and backed off to let them cap
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>>144716184
nothing beats slamming into HIGH NOON man while he's trying to be a badass
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>>144716231
I main her and I wouldn't say she's the best tank by default, only when she has some good support
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>>144716245
>you can get away with a lot of bullshit if you suspect the other team is bad.
It's so great when you can 1v1 their healer in the middle of their team.
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Mercy is a GILF, right?
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>>144715834
>"You have to heal me, Dende!"
>"N-No! Your heart isn't pure!"
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>>144714360
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>>144716137
>trap shitter genji 5 times in the same spot
>call him a retard
>he reports me
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>>144714696

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRVXndWAL4g

Genji.
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>>144716362
Milf is more appropriate
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>>144716184
>Matrix up
>not just slamming into her midair and making her kill herself on you
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Am I cancer?
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>Playing Mercy and healing retards instead of just carrying games yourselves

I feel sorry for you shitters.

57% winrate over 170 games reporting in, and I'm better than you. AMA.
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>>144716362
Technically she's had no kids that we know of so probably Christmas cake. No way people didn't try though. Likely waited for a marriage that never came.

>>144716440
Yeah damn right

>>144716364
What's that, some DBZ?
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>>144715674
>actually 5 facts
You're not the mccree anon, stop pretending to be
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>>144716184
Better as Roadhog imo
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JUST
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Are there any other D.vafags around? Getting a $1 mousepad and I need a good image. Otherwise I'm going to go with this one.
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>>144716107
I need many more though

>>144716508
Not at all
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>>144716362
>37
>Grandma

This isn't fucking Liverpool
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>>144716184
>Ram into Pharah's ass while she's using her ult and knock her down
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>>144716245
D.Va is the best character to play when the enemy team is bad, because your speed and damage mean you'll be getting, like, 70% kill participation.
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When will this be fixed? Names blacked out to protect the innossent
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>>144716546
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>>144716512

how embarrassing

but worse for everyone else since that pathetic display was POTG
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>NERF THIS
>no one dies but d.va herself

Why do people play this useless cunt
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>>144714154
what sort of nerf will mcree's fan the hammer receive and what sort of buff will dva receive?
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no one has the patch notes?
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>>144716508
>Pharah main
>Average 11 fucking elims

You're not cancer but you're certainly fucking bad

>>144716546
Where do people keep getting these $1 mousepad memes
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>>144715772
I'm going traveling! Don't worry anon. I'm writing facts about McCree every day to share with my favorite general and you!
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>>144716509
>Most play time as Mcree
>Im better then you
Anon I have bad news for you......
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WHERE'S THE DISCORD
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>>144716627
>Why do people play this useless cunt
But they don't?
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>>144716591
Like some anon mentioned yesterday. Why are you making little bars for everyone and not just one big bar for all names?
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>>144716509
Is it hard growing up with a mental disability that makes you honestly think a game you join with 5 seconds left holds the same weight on your pwecious winwate as a 15 minute long game that goes into infinite overtime?
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>>144716521
Probably too caught up with being the world's greatest doctor to settle down with a man.

>>144716546
>Not Bubblegum.Highlight
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>>144716245
>works only vs bads
Yeah, I've noticed that I get to play her less and less. She seems most useful on koth where you can jump on and off the point, bump people off the point, and harass people trying to get to the point.
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>>144716538
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>>144716591
I'm not sure what you're pic's meant to show but I laughed at the privacy censor over Tracers eyes
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>>144714360
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>>144716670
110% I'm better than you, guarantee it.

>>144716712
>Winrate doesn't mean shit

t. 48% winrate Widowmaker main
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>attack on route 66
>good team synergy with a mercy-lucio-reinhardt combo pushing the payload
>only problem is that one hanzo who isn't doing shit
>for some reason, the mercy switches to widowmaker and the payload stops dead in its tracks
>i practically beg the snipers to switch and contribute to the objective
>they never do and we lose
>i ask why they didn't switch and one says that they got 17 kills
>so did i
>as lucio
>and i also had the best objective time

Snipers should be unavailable on offense. Fucking cancerous assholes who care more about getting fucking headshots instead of winning the game.
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How do you deal with 2 torbs who have ult activated at the same time

Like that's chokepoint insta lock
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>>144716627
>nerf this
>the entire area clears out every time

it's not supposed to actually kill anything but turrets and retards
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>>144716356

>playing Zarya
>get fucking jumped while I'm running to the payload with a McREEEEEE
>pop a bubble on both of us
>he just stuns them and fucks off

Zarya is awful in pubs unless you go balls to the wall and harass the shit out of the enemy team without caring about your idiot teammates. Which is a shitty thing to do.
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Is there a playlist with all those pre-release videos, I haven't watched any
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>>144716821
NERF THIS!
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>>144716709
...you... that's actually a good idea. I'll do that next time. Cheers, love.
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>>144716512
>missed the flashbang
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>>144716680
fuck off reddit
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>>144715689
Are you bad?
D.va is just a weak Winston at the moment.
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>>144716627
>someone picks Tracer
>jumps off the map 8 times and leaves

LOL TRACER IS BAD
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>>144716743
>Twitter woman has the final say on character lore and design

Lol.
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>not being at the gym
>not lifting for widowmaker

Lol.....
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>>144716819
Someone needs to take out those Bastions and Torbjörns because you damn well know Pharah can't and Junkrat has only as much range
And neither can those shit for brains sniper mains
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>>144716821
if you've got junkrat it can kill them but he's probably not in a good position to get rid of them
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>>144716562
>37
Dang. I was hoping she was older.
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>>144716923
desu if Pharah was an amputee you bet Blizzard would have milked that shit for pander attention family member
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>>144716627
Because her tortured "US GAMER, HUH?" verbal shitposting dialogue and ability to die in nanoseconds is really endearing.
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you know shit is bad when you have the most damage as a tank
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>>144714154
Zarya's cute face is literally ruined by her bodybuilder body (puke)
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>>144716087
>>144716890
no, she doesn't

and I'm not bad either

you're the bad one if you think she's weak at all lmao
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So when are they going to make it so Widowmaker's wallhack is announced to the other team?
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>>144716375
I think you have the wrong door, Weeb club's four blocks down.
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>>144716924
>lifting
>for widowmaker
I think you got the wrong woman, tovarisch
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>>144716845
I do fine with her in pubs, because I learned quickly to let go of wanting to be the very best, killing everyone, yadda yadda

I'm happy with my performance if I just keep everyone away from the objective and don't get many kills (but occasionally I do a lot of killing too, it depends)

My win percentage is apparently 72% if that means anything
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>>144716821
>Hear "MOLTEN COOOOOORE!" Just wait for it to be over then push.
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>>144716991
but it is you fucking retard
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>>144716786
>Winrate matters

Oh anon. I'm so sorry for your disability. Maybe I'll donate to the "This Idiot Thinks His Level 1 Games Mattered" fund.
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>>144714390
>look at an old friend's stats
>nigga plays genji 95% of the time
>45% win rate on him
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>>144716645
My average eliminations for Pharah is 15.87. Not good, but my 14 hours into other stuff makes it go down.
>>144716786
How do you see your overall winrate? I'm at 72% win rate with my main Pharah, but im not sure where to see overall
lets see
192 games played
110 won overall
57%.

Oh cool. Thats over 192 games.
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>>144716973
wow, gay.
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Looking for a good widowmaker please respond @ Imthem#1899
for 6 man discord games
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>>144716924
>Lifting for widowmaker
>Not lifting for Zarya
>Not lifting for Mercy
>Not lifting ffor Pharah
Holy shit anon, do you even fucking lift.
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>>144716723
Fuck, no, she was holding out for the greatest man in the world. With her parents dead, and this hunk of a man filling in for those daddy issues, you know she was crazy for him. And then it went to shit and he died, triggering even worse abandonment issues for her. The day he takes off that mask in front of her, Mercy's going to make she he never leaves her ever again.
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>>144717025

What does she say? I'm stupid and deaf.
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>>144716991
it is, she says it in her frog language
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>>144717031
>Winrate doesn't matter

t. Still a buttblasted 48% winrate widow main

Post your winrate if it's so meaningless :^) you won't
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>>144717054
Zarya's cute face and sexy abs are ruined by her tumblrite haircut
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>>144716509
I have 23 hours of Lucio. My general win rate is 57%, my Lucio is 60.

Lucio's win games bruh. Hold a payload forever.
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>>144714464
>Mei
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>>144717110
she mutters out some french i cant spell it out because i dont know french but i do recognize it when i hear it
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Zarya's cute everything is ruined by nothing because she is literally perfect
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Post more Zarya.
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I bet Mei's farts are cold, but I would welcome them anyways.
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I'm off to bed, and I leave you with some best ship.
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>>144717114
It's 100%

I played one game, won it, and now have a 100% winrate. That means I'm the best player in the world and you're absolute garbage for even daring to speak to me.

Oh what's that? What's that you're about to say? My 100% winrate isn't a good indicator of overall skill level? Funny, that. Today you learned something.
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>>144717114

I'm over 50% WR and it's worthless.

There are games where EVERYONE on my team is knuckle-dragging shit and nothing I do changes the outcome. Then there are games where the other guys have that problem and it's boring as fuck.

WR is not a gauge of skill when team ability is paramount, and you can get pretty much any random assortment of shitters.
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>>144716739
Better players aim for your head, know when to disengage, and know how to focus fire.

If there's one sniper, I go D.Va and take them out. If there are two I pick another or a solider, because she'll get taken apart by one sniper while the other ditches.
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>>144716991
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>>144717225
Only if you gimme da sauce
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>you'll never get "raped" by an emo mexican bottom
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>>144717163
>Two icicle bodyshots kill a full health pharah
that's some prime bullshit
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Who else is above 70% winrate on their main here?

Report in here.
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>>144717130
>her hair doesn't progressively get more anime as her particle cannon charges
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>>144717328
Why are you close enough and in one place long enough for that to happen?
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>>144717000
JōtōDa
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>>144717279
>I'm over 50% winrate
>I won't post stats though just trust me
>Also winrate doesn't matter because I can't carry people

>>144717275
>I don't understand how percentages work so I'll act like a retard

good shit anon 10/10
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>>144717114

With the amount of retards who play every match like it is team deathmatch, I would have to agree that winrate is mostly useless.
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>>144717204
>>144717225
>all this zarya posting
based, keep it up bros
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>>144717312
Doxy.
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>>144717225

do you think it'll ever be possible to find Zarya art where she DOESN'T have a penis?

>>144717328
>getting hit by mei as pharah

holy shit nigger
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>>144717328
THAT FUCKING CUNT MEI JUST DID 190 DAMAGE WITH THE LONG RANGE SNIPER RIFLE
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GEIMU!
JUMPU!
COLA!
POTEITO!
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>>144717378
>I don't understand how percentages work

Please tell me how 1 win and 0 losses is not 100%. Please. This is gonna be great.
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>>144716890
Better focus fire. D.Va can eliminate turrets, Bastion if she does it right. Winston can't.
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>>144717349
>main
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>>144717015
>>144717064

>not wanting to have wild sex with widowmaker and fall asleep with her only to have her kill you in your sleep

You're not gonna make it...
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>>144717363
Neither of those things happened.
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>>144717204
>>144717225
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>>144717349
Me, 72% Zarya

>>144717394
>>144717394
>futa
Into le trash
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>>144717380
>People ITT who give up and whine on 4chan because they're too lazy to carry games and win

EVERYONE BAD ME UNGA TEAM BUNGA WINRATE DOESN'T MATTER
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is it bad that i don't know how to play widow?

every time i play her i just feed
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Please feed me more Mei salt
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God, what I would do for a bitchy Indian corporate spook girlfriend.
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>>144717071
Mercy didn't particularly care for Overwatch, I'm not sure she'd be a fan of old man Morisson either.
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>>144716747
I'd guess it's that matchmaking is treating lv.126 players (guys with stars) as lv.26. Which is pretty funny.
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>>144717357
That would be amazing and I'd actually play her if her hair looked like that
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>2 Hanzos on our team
>1 quits as the game starts because the other wont switch
>proceed to player 2 rounds without a person joining our team
Why Blizzard
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>>144717378
>implying it's hard to get +50% win rate
>post stats

I have like 275 games and 145 wins or something. WR is worthless.
>>
>keeps focusing on winrate cause he's a frog with shit stats getting carried all the time
>"score/min doesn't matter gaiz" when it accounts for basically anything you do positive to the match
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>>144717484
im sure there will be someone in your team who will play her instead of you
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>>144717429

It's not the % that's the problem it's the absolutely retarded statement you made

Last reply you're getting you fucking imbecile enjoy being shit at the worlds easiest shooter LMAO
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>>144717450
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>that sfm webm of futa Zarya railing D.Va
>>
What's the penalty for repeatedly leaving games? I opened the game today and there was a warning on the main screen. Is that new?
>>
Which Mei skin shows off the ASSetts the best?
>>
Junker D. Va is literally the only skin I want

If I buyfag do I stand a decent chance of receiving it
>>
Who is the one with the sexiest voice?
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>>144717484

She isn't totally braindead

Double bodyshotting 200hp characters once every minute is, but widow has a high skill cap
>>
>>144717543
>>proceed to player 2 rounds without a person joining our team

That's because the system is busy trying to force the quitter back into your game and reserves his spot if he hasn't quit the game.
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>>144717424
>gaimu and not geimu
>not even japanese character
an embarrassing pic anon
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>>144717482
>carry games and win

This is a TEAM based game. Carrying a team is possible, but it is not practical. Everybody has a role to play, and if they aren't playing their roles, the team will probably lose.
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>>144717398
>do you think it'll ever be possible to find Zarya art where she DOESN'T have a penis?

It's like 50/50 at this point

I'm triggered by the suggestion that you can only like muscle girls if you like futa.
>>
Anybody actually using Dolby Atmos?
The positioning is neat but I cant get over how shit it makes the audio sound overall so I switched back off pretty fast.
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>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW that doesn't say "ez" after every win
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>>144717525
I thought that was porn from the thumbnail.
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>>144717414
we're winning

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
how do I get screenshots without the interface
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>>144717320
Pinchi Puta del Diablo!
>>
>Timer to select hero stats
>One guy instantly locks in Hanzo, the other widowmaker
>It's on attack
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>144717545
>Still not posting stats
>Trust me man I'm like super good xd

good one mate why are you even replying if you're just gonna make yourself look like a shitter

it's an anonymous imageboard you don't need to damage control this hard
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>>144717486
>>
when is mercy gonna get her ult nerf
>>
>>144717526
If Mercy still has some degree of concern for Reaper of all people, there's no way she wouldn't for 76, autistic shippergogggles aside. She probably wouldn't fully agree with his methods, but she'd know he's still a good person at heart.
>>
>>144717625
>not saying gotem
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>>144717582
If you spend 20 dollars on a 24 pack of lootcrates you'll guarantee get enough coins to buy it, as well as 24 lootcrates worth of other stuff.
>>
>>144717662
i leave instantly every time it happens

and it happens too often
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>>144717625
>there are people ITT who are over the age of 12
>>
>Quick Play has become Widowmaker Roulette
Seriously if one of these cunts is on the team, it's a stomp
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>>144717526
Who do you think got her to join up in the first place?
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>>144714627
>team has 2 lucios
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>>144717570
Sorry I only fap to futas with blue or purple skin.
>>
>>144715941
this one dance is where most of the animation budget went
>>
>>144717615
Yeah no shit sherlock not every game is winnable but that doesn't justify people giving up and just throwing tantrums because they have one bad Widowmaker every few games

Tilting is real and apparently every dick cunt in this thread has never played a team game before

Get fucking good

>>144717706
>Implying

Bad Widows exist
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>>144717349
69%. I keep getting these shitty 5 man premades that think they're hot shit
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>>144714740
better than getting this piece of shit.
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>>144717645
If it's like other bliz games Alt Z. Now that I think of it, that was probably that one anon's problem with disappearing hud.
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>>144717778
That's literally my most wanted skin though

I'm jelly
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>>144714360

She wants to be fucked
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>>144717663
>Trust me man I'm like super good xd

50% win rate isn't "good" you ultimate jackass.
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>>144714360
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>>144717645
set screenshot resolution to x3
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>>144717670
if you hear dong bong zim zam as lucio you switch to speed aura and amp the fuck outta there
>>
>>144717432
>dva can beat bastion
If they're bad I guess. Bastion shreds her ezpz
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>>144717720
Who else is going to keep her healed up and topped off if you know what I mean?

I wonder if he took medical lessons from her. Obviously his biotic field is her invention, and he was a bright eyed leader who cared for his soldiers and everyone else in the world before.
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>>144717378
W/R is not a measure of skill.
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>>144717756
Yes, but when there's a good one, the game becomes hilariously unbalanced as anyone stepping into any open area at any time gets killed
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>>144717820
>Admits hes bad

Just leave
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>>144717815
I would destroy this chinese ass
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After playing some 76 I now realize he is less COD man than I thought, kinda nice dropping heals as a supplement for when our dies or to keep them alive
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>>144716923
More say than some faggot on 4chan.
>b-but I see it with me eyes! What do you mean stylization?
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>arriving at watchpoint gibraltor
>prepare to attack
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>>144717616
>I'm triggered by the suggestion that you can only like muscle girls if you like futa.
I feel your pain. Don't get me wrong, I can fap myself senseless to futa. But sometimes I just want a straight up muscle girl to fap to.
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Will we have less people who play McCree when HOL UP is nerfed? Will they still try to cheese things? Will they try to cheese some other brainless class?
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>it's a "Bastion gets 3 kills holding down the trigger" POTG
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What are your favorite lines in the game? Mine is that one junkrat death where he just screams AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>144717867
Quick, look them up by rankings.
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>>144717756

In what part of my post did I claim that I gave up? I have never ragequit a match. I am always trying to win. The fact that I am complaining about how shitty teammates can be does not therefore mean that I "give up."

Your post is a non-sequitur. You are an idiot. No matter of "getting good" is going to help when your teammates care more about not dying and less about winning the actual matches. Period. Unless you're some kind of elite super beast player, shitty teammates will drag you down.
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>Still no McCree nerf
>Still no Widowmaker nerf
>Still no Lucio nerf
>Still no Mercy nerf
>Still no Tracer nerf
Dead game by next month
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>>144717928
pick genji/tracer/pharah and have fune my dude
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>>144717686
Thanx bud
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>>144717928

what's wrong?

you can stomp that map with a lucio/dva/junkrat
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Is there a Winston edit of this yet?
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>>144717907
>ywn feel Mei gag on your cock

Why live?
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when u get that win on Zen
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>>144717908

>put your heal can on the cart while it's moving
>you are now helping the team actually win the game

feels good
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>>144717981
Speaking of that, you mentioning it triggered me to spend 20 dollars on a 24 pack. I just got the DVA Junker skin. I'd give it to you if I could, I dont like DVA.
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>>144717962
Or, you know, the url.
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Kunabi-1538

>>144717867
Good job on that one bucko.
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>>144717949
A short cooldown on Fan, similar to Lucio, decreasing the Peacekeeper's maximum damage slightly, and increase the minimum damage slightly might fix it
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>>144717349
This is not league of legends, you are not stuck with a single hero for 45min, you are supposed to adapt to the situation/enemy team comp by switching between different heroes, so you should be able to play them all honestly, people who have mains in this game are mostly waifu fags or 12yo edge lords playing hanzo/genji/reaper every game
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>>144717961
MY WARRIOR SPIRIT BURNS
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>>144717987
my team

never gets past 1 checkpoint

ever
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>still no nerf to literally every single character, the loot boxes, the play of the game, the narrator, sprays, no nerfs at all

DED

GAME
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>>144717972
>tracer nerf
I don't get this console pleb meme
>>
Are there patch notes for the patch that just came out? Google isn't helping, I'm getting shit from the beta.
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>>144717972

name one (1) reason why Tracer needs a nerf

she's the only character I haven't played yet at 47 hours, and I think she's fine as long as your team knows to watch their backs.

is it the ult you don't like? shit's basically a guaranteed double kill at no risk if she has her rewind
>>
Anyone know if accounts can be shared from PC to console? Thinking of getting it for PS4 until I upgrade.
>>
Anyone else having problems connecting to server. It tries to put me in a Nepal game and then tells me it failed to connect.
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>play mercy cus no healer
>they walk all over our team
>point A my ult glitches, animation and sound effect go through but i just stand there as if stunned
>ok
>they walk onto point B for free
>hanzo and junkrat standing behind me spamming projectiles
>torbjorn the only person on point
>forced to rez him to delay point
>calls my rez retarded because he stands still after it and dies to a reaper

never playing healer again
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>>144714154
>have a group of avoided players
>next game 3 avoided players on my team
>none on the enemy team
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>>144718082
>No nerfs to marty's bussy
how can women compete
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>>144718051

What's wrong with being edgy?
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>>144718092
nothing, probably just some minor bugfixes which affects very specific situations.
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>>144718051
I honestly have no idea when people started using the term "main" to mean "I literally only ever play this" instead of meaning "this is what I usually play".
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>>144717961

roadhog's laugh when you kill lots of shit
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>>144717908
Be sure to turn on team health bars for him in the character options.
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do you think I can play this on integrated graphics as I wait for RX480?
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>>144717972
>still no mercy nerf

i feel you man, this shit is fucking frustrating
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>>144717961
>wrecking shit as 76
>GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL RUN YOU OVER
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>>144718051
Anon, I adapt and change to the situation but I still end up having 7 more hours into the role I fit best into.
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>>144718041
>Or, you know, the url.
Why you gotta take the easy route? Should have found him using his home network name.
>>
>>144718051
Can't I have both?

I have a main but I switch when needed. But I only play as girls :)
>>
I like reinhardt's paragon skin the most but the ax from the others are super cool.
>>
I wish they just made mmr public.

So many shitters bragging about their winrates.
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>>144717961
Somebody call the Undertaker.
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>>144717847
Between jets and Matrix you can close distance even if you have to come at him from the front. Shoot him up while jumping around him. Finish him off with the pistol. Works every time as long as he's not being well supported.

It won't work at all if he's got Reinhardt or Mercy babysitting him.
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>>144717961
I AM ON FIRE! Come here, and get burned.
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>>144718067
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>>144718008
>>144718082

>I will never feel the inside of Mei or Marty with my penis.
Life is suffering.
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>>144717961
>Stupid monkey
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>>144718271

all said, going straight at bastion while he's in sentry mode is suicide as d.va

you can pull that shit off against torbjorn if he's a retard, but bastion can usually just hold M1 and insta-gib the meka and you once you jump out
>>
>not leaving the game after you win on defense

attacking is cancer, creating inpenetrable chokepoints with 3 tjorbjorns is fun.

not playing attack ever until blizzard makes the maps less exploitable
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>>144718041
Eh, oh well.
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>>144717961
>Don't move~
Feels so nice for them to walk into shit while they HOL UP
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pharah is a skilled class for skilled players

prove me wrong
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>mercy pissing me off all game
>finally catch her without her harem
>hold down m1
>don't icicle
>just keep reapplying freeze
>after the second time she just gives up and accepts her fate
>when she gets low enough punch her
>"yay!"
rez that you nazi slut
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>>144718363
Attack is easier to win for more skilled players. Thanks for outing yourself, trenchie!
>>
Please help, I seem to be playing Mercy incorrectly and need some tips. No matter how well I do as Mercy, how many times I save them, and no matter how many times I revive them to win the game, neither a Reinhardt nor a Roadhog have ever pounded my butt post game for being a faithful healslut. What am I doing wrong and how can I get some tank dick?
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>>144718363
attack already has a big advantage, but the problem is that 99/100 times your team is going to keep trickling into a chokehold rather than switch the teams up

its the same reason why bastion is op. not because he's actually better, but because he is guaranteed to wipe your shitty teammates out without even ulting or blowing a cd
>>
>>144718397
bad != difficult.
You're like the "genji is difficult because mobility" fag
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>>144718330
>I will never feel Marty in my mouth
>I will never have someone take me as their fucktoy
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>>144718298
>he doesn't ride in on a motorcycle after jumping 16 school buses

weak
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>>144718450
Get your mom to talk on in voice as you play.
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>>144717961
Genji saying "You are only human."

Or

"Violence is usually the answer"

It makes me really, really, mad that Junkrat doesn't have a line where he says "Oh what a lovely day" though.
>>
>>144717961
Reaper completely botching his grimdark facade with "Hey" or "Thanks".
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>>144718450
All the tanks are queers. Try damage boosting an offense character.
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Oh baby.
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>>144717961
Tracer's deep voiced "DEATH COOOOMES!" when she kills Reaper
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>>144718486
id take you, faggot
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>>144718510
he rides mercy's damage boosting ass while having 16 units in his site
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>widowmaker's sniper rifle takes 2 seconds to charge to full
>venom mine projectile range decreased
>reduced to 150 hp

>mccree flashbang has a 0.5s arming animation
>65-40 damage on the Peacekeeper
Would this fix anything

>>144718229
MMR doesn't exist, it's just "I see you're winning more than half your matches lad, let us fix that for you :^)"
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>>144718363
attackers win most of the time at higher mmrs
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>>144718430
not really, defenders have an advantage. even in RL
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>>144718531
Reaper isn't my thing and fuck futa, maybe I'll stick to a soldier.
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>>144716330
Lucio's healing can stack?
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>>144718085
>>144718096
She does too much damage for how safe she is. The only reason she's not running rampant is because of McCree and Widowmaker, once those two are nerfed everybody will start running her. All they have to do is nerf her damage and decrease her gun spread, then she will be balanced
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>>144718476
>op
Actual op, or just seen as? He's easy to play, but difficult to play well because he's so easy to counter.
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>>144718598
>MMR doesn't exist, it's just "I see you're winning more than half your matches lad, let us fix that for you :^)"

"skill-based" matchmaking :^)

as in

if you do well at all, we will smash your face in with games that place you with bads, and them with goods
>>
>>144718598
>HOL UP now does 10 less damage
>>
I'm pretty meh at this game. Not good, not terrribly bad.
So why the heck do I keep getting matched up with people who are scarily competent?
>>
can i get in trouble for telling people to kill them selves.

every time i say it a bunch of people respond with "wow fuck you don't say that shit thats fucked up"
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>>144717961
;)
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>>144718637
tracer counters widow

mccrees and roadhogs are the only thing stopping tracers from running rampant
>>
>it's a dva absorbs mcrees ult and clutches the win episode
not so fast spacecowboy
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>>144718187
You might want to specify what kind of integrated graphics. I'm playing on an Intel 520 ~50 fps on low @ 1920x1080.
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>DEFEAT
>gold in objective kills, eliminations and damage done as symmetra
>>
>defense has advantage
>attack has advantage
you fags are so deep in denial you can't realize the better team has advantage
>>
>>144718630
Nope, that was a nerf they made in response to all the double Lucio comps.
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>>144718613
Defenders have the fighting advantage, but the game mode gives attackers the advantage.

>>144718630
Lucio heals don't stack, but it prefers the boosted heal aura.
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>>144718684
yes, that shit is pretty over the line edgy and you must be pretty upset to say that.
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>>144718630
they can't but they can alternate their amps.
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>>144718684
yeah dude u invade theyre safe space how dare u
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>>144718703
Been seeing a lot of reruns of that one lately, and it makes me happy
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>>144718713
>defeat
>gold objective kills: 1 elimination
>gold objective time: 11 seconds
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Mcree may take no skill but I sure feel full of skill when I right mouse nerds.

Don't even use primary fire but 5 times per game.
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>>144718548
HOW RARE IS THAT TO GET
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>>144718034
Thanks for the thought bud

I don't feel good about buyfagging but goddamn I want this skin
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>>144718837
>McCree card
>21 fan the hammer eliminations
>19 Eliminations
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>>144718837

you're good with mccree when you can reliably put headshot crits on low HP heroes and shut them the fuck down

fan the hammer is for plebs
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Please give it to me straight mates

Am I shit at overwatch?
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>>144718110
bump
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>>144718881
>you saw him get a one kill deadeye on two separate occasions
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I never play Genji because he is a ninja and therefore edgy, and only teenagers like edgy things and I am a mature adult.
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>>144718837
>finally get a good McCree on my team
>can literally 1v2 or sometimes 1v3 with ease
>just going off apart from the team just to wreck havoc, literally solo'd the whole time
>39/40 fan the hammer kills

Everytime
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>>144718881
>2 eliminations just from someone being angry enough to leave over your FTH spam
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>>144718850

I got one by my 40th rank. I have every skin I want so it's just a bonus.
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>>144715732
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
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>>144718598
>>144718662
Do you both seriously think this is how matchmaking works?

'forced 50' means that youre going to be placed with and against players of equal skill, so that your win rate will be at 50%. In other words, you will even out to the most equal possible matchmaking.

If you're playing with shitty teammates, thats because you're shit too. If youre actually good, and actually get gold medals each game, regardless of the win, you'll play with noticeably better players, until you lose a bunch and drop back down.

But im guessing you guys have never actually played with good players
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>>144717961
I am on fire, but an extinguisher is not needed.
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>>144718956
>genji
>not reaper
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>>144718956
Then you don't play Reaper, and you're missing out on Shadowstep, the most fun skill in the game.
>>
>>144718698
>tracer counters widow
Anon, once you get out of bronze league we can start talking
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>>144718910
Roadhog is the funnest tank IMO, but Winston and Rein are the best in terms of usefulness.

Plus there is no better 1v1 character in the game than Roadhog when played by a competent player. For how many games you have with him, you should have either a higher K/D OR a higher winrate.
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>>144718956
Genji is the anti-edge
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>>144718819

>play Winston
>gold damage: 4000 damage
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>>144719002
No, in their made up conspiracy theory world, it would mean that every game is 6 Level 100s vs 6 Level 1s. Because that's the fastest way to even out someone's winrate.

Fortunately they're just retarded and don't know how math works. I'm not surprised there are idiots who believe in forced 50 but I am surprised there are so goddamn many of them. Our educational system has failed.
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>>144717961
junker's melee grunts
>NEYAGH, AHAHAHAHAHAA
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Did a thing
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>ywn fuck her throat
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>>144719002
>'forced 50' means that youre going to be placed with and against players of equal skill

The game determines "skill" by your win rate.

If it based it on literally anything else, you wouldn't see so many complaints.

>If you're playing with shitty teammates, thats because you're shit too. If youre actually good, and actually get gold medals each game, regardless of the win, you'll play with noticeably better players, until you lose a bunch and drop back down.

I get gold medals in shit teams all the time, that's why I'm mad.
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>>144718981
He's the only character next to Reaper that can do almost a thousand damage in a very short period of time

point blank FTH: 70 x 6
point blank reaper M1: 7 x 20

>>144719002
>stomp
>stomp
>stomp
>REINSTANCING
>get stomped
>get stomped
>stomp
>get stomped
>leave
>stomp
>stomp
>REINSTANCING
It's not fun when matches are onesided
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>>144719042
if you lose to widows 1v1 it is you who is in bronze
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Wait are medals for your team in that match? So gold is the best on your team?

>mfw I just got 4 golds
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>>144719045
I dunno, Mcree would have better odds in most matchups
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>>144719175
Gold is first
Silver second
Bronze third
no medal = ur shit
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>Widowmaker's scream when she's injured
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>>144717616
>like Futa
>like Muscle girls
>even like baras
>can't stand Futa muscle girls

Why can't everyone be exactly as depraved as me.
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My first webm!

And it looks like total shit!
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>>144719170
>venom mines
>high dps smg
>grappling hook
ok guy
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>>144719127
You can't accept that you are just as good or as bad as your teammates. It's not surprising since your first reaction is to blame everyone but yourself, which means you will never improve, which means you will stay shit forever. If you actually want to get good then blame yourself for every loss and think about what you could have done to play better. It's not for everyone, some people are happy to stay shit forever.
>>
>>144719239
>Being pseudo straight
degenerate
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>>144719116
Nice m8

>>144719240
Lower the resolution
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>>144719240
>teabag
>default spray
>muh q
time to hang yourself
>>
>>144719240
This may be the most stereotypical Reaper .webm I've ever seen sans an even edgier name. Good job.
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>>144719116
I like this thing.
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>>144719175
which marty comic is this from?
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>>144719045
A competent Roadhog is nigh unstoppable. Can pretty much hook every single person with sometimes some hooks looking impossible while having his ult up in 30 seconds or less

Low cooldown on healing and 600 HP does numbers
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>>144717847

This.

Once I managed to sneak up behind the defenders on Hollywood point A. I waddled my fat pink ass up behind their Bastion point blank and started plugging away at his crit point, only to have him whirl around and melt my mech off of my sweaty korean body before he even lost half health.
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>>144719240
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>>144719116
nice!
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>>144719240
>Reaper mains
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>>144719240
Teabags are a lost art.
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>>144719307
you're the retard
its a potg
its probably not him
>>
>>144719127
>If it based it on literally anything else, you wouldn't see so many complaints.

It is rofl. When I was level 20 I would get 4+ gold medals per match. Every single time after one-two matches I would then be playing with lvl 40s-60s.
Every single time.
Getting one gold medals isnt going to boost your rating by anything

>>144719138
I mean im not gonna disagree, plus the matchmaking is retarded

>join
>watch enemy potg

cool
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>>144719240
If your name was just a tiny bit edgier this would be great.
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>Get in a lobby with teammates that communicate, play well together, win
>Get reinstanced
>Get in a lobby where I have to convince the window lickers to have a tank, none of the DPS actually kill anything
>mfw I get told forced 50 is a meme
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>>144719324
The one in an actually legit comic book available from comic book stores. Not joking. I think it was an Image comic
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>>144719237
>d.va's pouty growling when she's taking fire
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>>144715493
>attractive white male in Sydney.jpg
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>>144718051
>PLAY WINSTON BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS TANK/HEALER
>TAKE OUT ALL THE SQUISHIES
>HAVE FUN DOING IT

hehe xd
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>get POTG as Widowmaker on KOTH
>it's me running on the point, throwing a venom mine and spraying someone to death, fighting a Genji in hand to hand combat and punching him three times until he dies, then reloading and spraying someone else and capping the point
>didn't scope a single time

Soldier 76 eat your heart out
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>saved up 10 boxes like the autist I am
>all white white blue white
61 boxes so far and I only got 2 legendary drops fuck this rng
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>>144719175
>you will never suck as many dicks as marty has

why live
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>>144717961

Honor, and GLORY!
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Best thing to say after you get one of those great torbjorn potgs?
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>>144719258
>You can't accept that you are just as good or as bad as your teammates. It's not surprising since your first reaction is to blame everyone but yourself, which means you will never improve, which means you will stay shit forever.

If I'm getting gold medals in shit teams, explain how I constantly end up having shit teams.

If it's not that, it's a total wash and we ruin the other guys. There is no happy medium.

Placing bad players with bad teams is the most retarded shit I've ever heard. How do bad players get better if they are constantly demolished by the other team?
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>>144719478
EZ
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My average K:D is 2.3:1
I've never really cared for stats before. is that good?
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>>144719478
gg ez
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>>144719375
Actually that was me. I specifically made this webm to make fun of reapers.
>>144719307
It's a highlight and my spray didn't load in.. it was the DIE DIE DIE spray
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>>144719478
:^)
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>>144717972

1. McCree is getting nerfed. The devs spoke of it, they don't want him to be able to kill tanks like that.

2. Widowmaker doesn't need a nerf. Learn to play Winston you jackass.
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>Mercy has a game changing ult
>People will say it doesn't need a nerf
>People will defend mercy's unstoppable ult
>People will defend how fast it charges
>People will defend her insane healing rate
>People will defend how far she can heal
>All because of waifufags and low skill dipshits who think bastion is hot shit

Why? No, seriously, why? How can you defend this ult when it does SO MUCH?

>Just dive her!
Die to the rest of the team and she can just run away.

>Just pick her off!
Good ones are always around the corner instead of the snipers LoS.

>But the bad ones don't do that!
Her ult is the fastest in the game, you could die 7 times in a row with minimal healing and still get it in time to change a fight.

>You're just bad!
If you say this at all, fuck straight off. I'm not gonna even bother with you.
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>>144714360
>tfw no one posts wtf tracer
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Why is Symmetra support and not defense when she does no healing?
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>>144719396
desu if the 50% thing is a meme I might just play torbjorn on every map and have fun instead tryharding and not having fun for no gain
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>>144719536
Although the shitty quality of the webm kind of adds to it, if you want to make it better, cut out the Overwatch logo and turn down the resolution a bit.
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>>144719523

its mediocre, 3+ is good depending on character
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>>144719383
>It is rofl. When I was level 20 I would get 4+ gold medals per match. Every single time after one-two matches I would then be playing with lvl 40s-60s.
>Every single time.

I see anything from rank 20-90+ in my games. It's a totally random mess.
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>>144719578
Because shields and teleporter
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>>144719329
Zarya
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>>144719240
>reaper mains.wemb
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>AFK in spawn
>Win and lose the same amount if I tried
>Still just over 50%
I-its a myth guys, honest
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>it's a two enemy Winstons holding down M1 with a pocket Mercy boosting on KOTH episode
I haven't gotten made at a game like this in a long time
no clue how we managed to win against that
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>faggot playing reaper all game and trashtalking over the smallest things
>all game, offense and defense
>go to avoid
>already did before
>check profile
>over a solid day of reaper play, less than 6 hours on the next 3 combined
how do these people exist?
no, unfortunately, he didn't have an edgy name, it was like "day" or something
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>>144719523
2/3:1 kdr seems average based on what I've seen. Not great, but not shit. Besides, if you're playing for kills alone you're doing it wrong.
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>>144719474
>Both teams stand off behind Reinhardt shields
>start spamming ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME?
>sometimes riles the enemies to be too aggressive and proceeds to get wiped

I love Reinhardt
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>>144719502
I'm not sure if this is exactly what's going on, like I don't think they're doing it intentionally.

But at the same time goddamn, I don't think many of my recent games have gone without getting a gold medal or three. (Not including healing, cause that's pretty much a freebee.)

I don't wanna call most of my teammates shit, but I'm kinda bad. Not terrible, just kinda bad.

And I get golds.
What the fuck is my team doing?
And why do we keep getting stomped?
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>>144719523
Kills are not as relevant in this game as an actual shooter. In Quake where everyone has the same rocket launcher K:D matters. In this game you can just spawncamp the same shitty player over and over and have a 20:1 K:D while not really affecting the objective game, while on the other hand you could be playing area denial as Torb or something and have 0 kills for 3 minutes but the enemy team refuses to go near you because they're scared, which helps you win the objective. K:D is okay for comparing yourself to how you used to be in the past, but not comparing yourself to other players because playstyles are so different.
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>>144719578

For the same reason Zenyatta is considered a support.

I'm mostly wondering why Torbjorn is not considered a support as well.
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>Be a tank main
>try out offense/defense classes today
>lose at like a 70% rate, get absolutely nothing done
>Most of the wins I got today were from playing classes other than offense/defense

I hate it. I just want to git gud with Genji but nothing is coming out of it.
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I feel literally disgusted on a spiritual level that there are people who willing have the desire and want to do something like this to other human beings.
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>>144719569
Well friendo looks like your being a little bitch.
She doesn't even hold a candle to lucio.
u r bad
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RIP Overwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ
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>>144718637
Tracer already has massive gun spread.
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>>144719002
That's not how "forced 50" works. Say we have a way to measure a player's skill, let's call that PlayerSkillPoints (PSP). Now, imagine It goes from 0-10, ten being the best player ever. If I have 8 PSP you'd imagine the system would try to match me against 8 PSP players, right? But that's not how it works. It pairs team accordingly to the TOTAL PSP of that team. We end up with something like this

>My Team - Enemy Team (26 PSP TOTAL)
>8 PSP (me) - 6 PSP player1
>5 PSP playerA - 6 PSP player2
>4 PSP playerB - 5 player3
>4 PSP playerC - 5 player4
>3 PSP playerD - 4 player5
>2 playerE - 0 player6

And not
>My Team - Enemy Team
>8 PSP (me) - 8 PSP player1
>8 PSP playerA - 8 PSP player2
>8 PSP playerB - 8 PSP player3
>8 PSP playerC - 8 PSP player4
>8 PSP playerD - 8 PSP player5
>8 PSP playerE - 8 PSP player6

That's why most matches are stomps from either sides
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>>144718202
this
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>>144718861
Tfw got b va and white rabbit, the other two D. Va skins I wanted
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>>144719702
oh shit is that vapemaster from the reaper collage
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Well my 15 wins over losses is now completely gone after every match had a level 3 widow or hanzo on my team when everyone else was 40+
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>>144717961
"Oh you really stepped in it mate."

Immediately followed by a mine detonation and an elimination.
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>>144715418
>Playing roadhog as a tank
Are you literally retarded
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>>144717961
Psh, aiming's overrated.
Did someone call the undertaker?
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You'd think they'd do matchmaking by Score/Min or something.
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>>144717320
Back to drawing Shad

>>144717265
>>144715834
>>144717071
Why so much teary blood and guts fan art between Mercy and S76?
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>>144719675

I would say the MM is just fucking up because it's finally getting real stats to work with, but to have it be so extreme all the time is completely shit.
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>>144719578
Shields. Teleporter. But most importantly, you're supposed to be communicating with your team, and letting them know where the enemy is coming from as soon as your sentries get destroyed.
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>>144719669

>be reinhardt
>enemy team has a reinhardt shielding them
>charge that motherfucker and blow all his teammates in random direction
>total fucking chaos

Favorite hero, bar none.
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>>144719714
not him but:

lucio and mercy heal much differently and have radically different ults, comparing them isnt the wisest choice in the world.
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I got five kills holding the trigger as Bastion as the enemy left spawn room at the beginning of the game. How is this okay?

I'm salty because this got play of the game and my Zarya ult didn't
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>>144715336
Recently watched this for the first time. Good shit.
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>>144719648
>made
I can really tell how mad you are
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>>144719567
>Widowmaker doesn't need a nerf

>Fully charges 150-damage bodyshots in 1 second
>Ultimate gives her and her entire team vision of your team for 15.5(fifteen point five) seconds
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>>144717961
I unironically love WHOA THERE
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>>144719584
I might try this.
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>>144719702
I don't even mind mei that much, at the range you're getting iceed a reaper or mcree would wipe you just as hard, and mcree is much much cheaper. Not to mention you can bring a couple of pharahs and unless the icicle flak manages to ding you you can shit on their eskimo asses from above
also mei is cute! CUTE!
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>>144719757
Same thing just happened to me today. I went from around 53% WR down to exactly 50%. Just gotta roll with the punches I guess.
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>>144719718
wtf i hate overwatch now
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>>144719875
EASY NOW
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>>144719801

Except Roadhog works super well as a tank on defense. Stand on the objective, fuck up anyone who gets close, use hook to bring people trying to take pot shots closer, keep yourself healed with take a breather and use your ult to keep enemies off the objective.

He's certainly the most aggressive, highest damage tank, but he's still a tank, and a great one at that.
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>>144719237
I want to taste that anus.
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>>144719127
>get gold medals in shit teams while loosing
lowered win rate begins to pair you with better players
>not getting medals or as many but winning
after winning games you get paired with less skilled players.

What the fuck are people complaining about? You want golds and to win every goddamn game or what? If you keep getting paired up with your betters your medals are going to decrease. You can't have both unless, and I know it's hard for people here to understand this, you are really really good. Like fucking top player, quake / csgo / tf2 veteran good. Most of you just aren't as good as you think you are.

What I really don't understand are the people upset about the join game *DEFEAT* situations. If forced 50 is real for their mmr, then they just gave you a loss that took 30 seconds. Would you rather coral five retards for ten minutes to get that loss, or just take the free one and go to a game that has less of chance of making you want to an hero?

I have a feeling that all of this just comes from deathmatch CoD kiddies who care about stats more than the meat of the game.
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>>144719848
I know fampai, but I love to mess with people who bitch about mercy
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>not adding good players with mics
why woud you do it to yourself
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>>144719818
aw you really stepped in it m8
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Should I get Siberian or Arctic Skin for Zarya?
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>>144719964
I have no idea who has a mic because I disabled voice chat on day 1 of the beta
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>>144719868
It's got some incredible music.

Most people just meme it out though.
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When you want to win KOTH and piss the enemy team off, you go Mei
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>>144719734
I hope ranked is more like the second example. Keeping everyone within a 1-2 point range, so the 'PSP' in that example would be between 8-6.
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>>144719578
her shield buffs actually regens, so it's kinda like 25 health heal over several seconds of non encounter.
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>>144717961
THE WOLF

HUNTS

HIS PREY!!!

AWOOOOOOO OW OW OOOO
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>>144719883
I did it earlier and it turned out alright
no one expects a turret gunning them down when they try to flank
plus when you push up you can set up cheeky ambushes assuming there is a widowmaker giving out wallhacks
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>>144719873

Learn. To. Play. Winston.
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>tfw was 89# ranked winston
>was 1000% by score/min

>take a 3 day break
>190#
>4000# by score/min

time to activate my NEET skills and fuck these niggas up
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>>144719695
Zenyatta heals though.

They should really get rid of "no support" and switch to "no healer" since they have fucking " no sniper" as a message
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>>144719813
So you think it'll get better as the game gets older? There's enough playerbase and concurrent players to at least get 11 other people who are close to meh as I am.
I'm not too too salty, but I am confused.

(Okay, maybe a little salty.
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>>144719963
well you cant say he bitches without merit, her ult is pretty powerful for how quick it charges, i get off about 10-12 every match now
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>>144719348
>open up a box
>TWO player icons, a voiceline and a spray
>the voice line is a dupe so I get a whopping five credits instead

Just fucking shoot me
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>>144719348
DELETE THIS
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>>144717961
I AM ON FIRE... not unusual
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>>144720139

>They should really get rid of "no support" and switch to "no healer" since they have fucking " no sniper" as a message

That I can agree with. A team without a healer is crippled.
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>Level 33
>Finally get my second legendary
>It's the same as my first legendary

WEW

LAD
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>>144720019
so you're just one of those wild retards that is neither contributing nor capable of understanding the plans of team mates actually trying to play like a team?

or are you wasting half the match flaming the chat instead?
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>>144719960
>You want golds and to win every goddamn game or what?

I want a match where it's not a matter of winning/losing in minutes because the skill spread is so ridiculous between the teams.

I haven't had a close match in days.
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how long until you shitters start crying about widow hitting you behind walls

how long until you realize that if you constantly get hit behind walls, it means you never actually get hit

how long until there's a huge shitstorm until blizzard rewrites its garbage netcode
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>>144719414
>reading it on sadpanda
>was just pride shit
>no sex
what the fuck
that's more gay than a twink getting pounded

>>144719240
I'm glad you got POTG with that
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>>144720209
dude i got 4 FUCKING YETI HUNTER MEIS BY LEVEL 70

I DONT EVEN PLAY THE BITCH

FUCK THIS RNG SHIT
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>>144720221
>how long until there's a huge shitstorm until blizzard rewrites its garbage netcode

When ranked comes out and 60 tick STILL isn't enough.
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>>144720221
>how long until you shitters start crying about widow hitting you behind walls
We don't have to specify widow, we have hooks and HOL UP and all other kinds of shit
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>>144720150
The ult is a bit huge that's true, I just don't see the rest of the complaints. Seems like any reasonable Winston makes her his bitch.
>>
>kill Reaper with Mei
>Mei "Nothing personal."

Is this a meme?
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>>144720209

Well, you now have enough currency to buy the legendary you want, so there's that.
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>>144720087
Can Winston cancel her ult?
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>>144720257
No sex because it was a legit comic in an ongoing line.
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>>144720209
This also happened to me with that exact same skin. But at level like 15 or so.
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>my screen
>dash through enemy player and shoot them in the back as genji
>their screen
>i'm standing still and get headshot
I play at 61 ping what just happened
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>mercys that don't use their res unless 4 or 5 people are dead
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I want to pet soldier 76!
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>>144720302
I can't decide. It's either gonna be Scavenger DVA, Nomad Genji, or Gearbot Bastion.
>>
God damn I hate pubshitters.
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>>144720286
with or without ult? havent died to a normal winston since my team protects me a lot
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>>144720209
The amount of gold dupes give is hilariously small

They really need to add a consistent way to get gold, even if it was just 10 credits with every box i'd be happy
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>>144720257
link it
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>>144720209
>still haven't run into duplicate legendaries yet but keep getting second legendaries for people I already have superior legendaries for so I don't even get the money

The variety's nice I guess, but on the other hand you can't change skins while picking characters which even lessens that aspect some.
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>>144720350
you're not fast enough
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>>144720087
Why can widow oneshot more than half the cast from six miles away, and Genjis ult can't even kill a zenyatta with one slash?

Why does widow only get one counter when she counters so many other heroes?

She has the best sniper kit of any sniper in any fps ever.

She is going to get nerfed hard. Once mccree is off the chopping block all the people who cry about him are going to start crying about widowmaker.

She'll be lucky if a fully charged bodyshot does more than 100 damage.
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>>144720047
Yes, it's bullshit. Why do you think most developers hide how the matchmaking works? The only game I can recall that did show the players those "PSP" points was Heroes of Newerth and it was fair when pairing players
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>>144720309

Winston can fuck her up so bad she never gets to ult.

Seriously, she's such a free kill to him that it turns into a 6v5 for Winston's team, with Widow's only use being popping her ult once every 5 minutes since it still charges over time.
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Would you let Zarya crush your head between her legs like a watermelon?
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>>144720350
2 0 T I C K
0
T
I
C
K
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>team tells me to switch from Genji
>don't
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>>144720375
anon you are the pubshitter
>>
how do you guys get friends to play with? no one talks in game and my limited amount of friends aren't on as much as me
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>>144720383
Lucky, I try to be a good little healslut and the tanks just leave me to get fucked.
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>>144720427
I'm gay so no
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>>144720427
If she gets rid of the shitty nail polish, stops dying her hair, and grows it out enough to not have dyke hair, then yes.
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>>144716460
Does that actually work? I thought the matrix just eats the rockets so they don't explode
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>>144719960
>unless, and I know it's hard for people here to understand this, you are really really good. Like fucking top player, quake / csgo / tf2 veteran good.

But I was a Quake, UT, and TF2 player. I'm not that bad at the game.

I just constantly get grouped up with Widows on offense, no supports, and Tracers that fall off the map.

The matchmaker is forcing me to play with bad players in an attempt to help them win, and an attempt to lower my overall WR. When I play with friends, we get put up against other pre-mades with completely random shitters filling in. No matter what happens, it's always either a stomp or get stomped situation.
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>>144720452
>team tells me to stop having fun
>don't
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>>144720452
>do we really need a Reaper
Not really
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>>144720448
1 2 T I C K *
2
T
I
C
K
*
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>>144720397

>why is this apple not like this orange
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>>144720427
No, that sounds violent and painful

I'll just cuddle with her, thanks.
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>>144720412
>Winston can fuck her up so bad she never gets to ult.

Hi, Widow main here, your head is gigantic, and my SMG puts out DPS on par with Soldier 76
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>>144720221
Even hitscan weapons do this btw
>>
>When the enemy widowmaker is so good that not even your Winston can do anything against her
>Just stands still and scopes even at point blank range, because she knows she'll win
>Nobody can run past her or peek out, nobody we pick does anything

When will Blizzard fix this shit? Snipers have never been fun but at least other games remotely tried to balance them.
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>>144720465
Post your id here and get people to add you

I found that even if you do about as well as a pub it's fun with people that are talking to each other
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>>144720452
>SWITCH FROM BASTION ITS OFFENSE
>go second widow
YOU CANT FORCE 50 ME WHEN I'M THE ONE DOING THE FORCING
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>it's another healsut talks shit to to the team even though you have 5 gold medals as a tank
I hate all you fuccbois.
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>>144720551
oh fuck didn't realize I was playing skull girls
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>>144715675
Welcome to the club, there's no character more fun. Flying around the map, running up to turrets and destroying them while Torbjorn just watches , negating ults with your R.

I've completely given up on playing D.Va on defense because I have way too much fun going for 1v1's
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>>144720493
You have two options as D.Va when you start seeing justice rain from above

Turn on your defense matrix, which eats all 1000 rockets, or

Fly directly at her fucking face without your defense matrix, 1000 rockets will hit you point blank, and the self damage will kill her immediately while you block all the rockets with your mech. She will die instantly and you will pop out of your mech as a qt korean girl.
>>
defend widowmaker's need for a high dps assault rifle
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I fucking hate junkrat

his fucking damage

his fucking trap

his fucking ult

his fucking passive

fuck this nigger
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>>144720614
You were Roadhog and they were Zen?
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>>144720516
o shit waddup
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>>144714820
why do people get so upset when players talk to each other in this game?

>yo we could use a mercy on this map
>OMG DUDE STFU AND PLAY THE GAME
>yeah.... but we could really use a mercy
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>>144720639
t. Reinhardt main
>>
Is there a better feeling than playing as someone else when your team is trying to meme it up and play as all one hero? It's so cute when they all start crying in chat
>>
>remove gold drops taking up cosmetic slots in boxes
>boxes now give 5-50 gold

Y/N
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>>144720427
>Zarya's muscular vagina
>>
Want to get good at robot buddha, love his design.
How do?
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>>144720631
To encourage her to go in ever. Beats a shitty pistol.
>>
someone post the healslut sissy webm thing. Someone doesn't believe me it exists.
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>>144720639
He'll be next after Mei, Mcree and Widow
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>6 wins in a row

What a nice start to a beautiful day.
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>>144720485
Shit taste: the post
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>>144720631
so winston gets a booboo when he shoves his giant gorilla dick down her blueberry throat
>>
BUFF ZARYA AND D.VA NOW

NERF MCCREE AND WIDOWMAKER NOOOOWWWW
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>>144720535
>Fruit can't be compared to other fruit
>Food analogies in place of a meaningful arguement
>Honestly thinking Widow doesn't need a nerf
>being this dub
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
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>>144720639
Well that's a fine howdoyoudo

I love junkrat for all of the same reasons
>>
>no justice for harambe
I have a name-change available. I might change to Harambe and ook everyone in the dooker.
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>>144720712
>BUFF ZARYA

Zarya doesn't need buffs
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>>144720639
I know how you feel, but I think I'll eventually learn to not walk over his corpse when I kill him.
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>>144720427
No. I'd hold out for a triangle choke or a firmly applied submission hold.
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>>144720639
Stop me if you've heard this one before!
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>>144720682
Cry when there's a widow on the other team
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>tfw your closest friends suck at the game and you're trying to carry them and not get angry that they're destroying your W/L
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>>144720665
winston actually

fuck him and fuck you
>>
Characters which might as well not exist:

>reaper: low damage unless right next to his target, teleport is useless if the enemy can see you use it, squishy, other offense characters do everything he does better except for his ult
>D.va: Squishiest of the tanks, her shield is fucking unwieldy, damage is too low, ult is almost useless.
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>playing Genji
>spray my little pixel Genji on the window
>pixel Hanzo appears next to it
>look behind me and Hanzo's there, we exchange emotes
>work together all round and win the game
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>>144720732
>animeshit
>blog
>topical shit nobody will remember in a week
>completely unrelated to Overwatch

How pathetic do you have to be
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>>144720810
>W/L
>Quick Play
?

Just wait for ranked you nigger.
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>>144720639
I haven't had a good tire in days.

I swear people have pinpoint accuracy and hyper focus ONLY when I have the tire out
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>>144719718
thats it i am now a #BattleBornBanana
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>>144720715
Well one is offense and one is defense. One is a flanker and one is a sniper. One is AoE one is single target. It's a really odd comparison in the end
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>>144720732

>topical names

almost as bad as meme names
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>playing dirtrat
>slinging grenades everywhere like an asshole
>enemy team rushing the point
>start firing to try and crowd control
>get hit a little bit
>our mei puts a wall in front of me, and i blow my own ass up
>we lose
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>>144720816
Reaper is fun as fuck
You just have to be on a map that lets you make use of his warp and flanking
My favourite is R66 attack
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Would you?
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>building a sentry next as Symmetra
>mange to get all 6 sentries set up
>random enemy Winston passes by trying to hit a Tracer
>Tesla Cannon randomly arcs into the room
>He manages to break all my stuff without even trying or being aware he did it
Why is this allowed?
>>
>Think I know which legendary I want to get
>Another 33 levels until I can buy another
>Don't know if I should go for it or not
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>>144720715

Except you're comparing two completely different characters. You might as well be asking why Reinhardt's hammer doesn't have the range of her rifle.
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>>144720816
Ah, I wish I was at those shit MMRs again, back when I thought I knew how Overwatch worked. Good times.
>>
>>144720732
somebody already did the topical haramble name change for the ebin screenshot, don't waste it just to be an unoriginal unfunny fag for a week, because blizzard are jews with namechanges
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>>144720639
>be Junkrat in numbani, or however you spell it
>Genji trying to crawl up my asshole
>jumping like a Mexican on their way to Texas, can't hit him
>lmao carbomb
>rclick
>he goes flying into the abyss

>same Genji trying to crawl up my ass two minutes later
>place down trap and carbomb
>he very carefully avoids them
>run away, spamming nades
>he backtracks to try and flank me
>TRAPPED
>RCLICK
>[Pained Japanese Screaming]

Junkrat is too fun.
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>>144719240
saved to make fun of reapers in the future.
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>>144720732
>harambe
literally who
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>>144720901

all day long

then at night we would cuddle up in a big warm bed
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>>144720775
I noticed. And there's ALWAYS a widow on the other team. Even when it makes no goddamn sense.
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>>144720550

Right. Keep crying about Widow and not playing Winston.
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>>144720904
>go for meme designated sentry room when enemy has a winston
you deserved it
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>>144721038
>p-please don't nerf my main
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>>144720813
Fuck outta my backline then, chimp
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>>144714480
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SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT ALL THE MAPS ARE IN A NARRATIVE SENSE

I CAN UNDERSTAND KOTH MAPS JUST BEING TERRITORY CONTROL OVER HIGH VALUE AREAS

BUT ALL THE ATTACK/DEFEND MAPS JUST MAKE TANGENTIAL LORE SENSE AT BEST

ALSO WHO WOULD ACTUALLY BE FIGHTING?

80% OF THE CAST IS CURRENT/EX OVERWATCH GOOD GUYS AND ONLY REAPER/WIDOW ARE ACTUALLY SHOWN TO BE IN LEAGUE AS BAD GUYS
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What is your current lvl and legendary skin count?
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>>144721036
>mfw the enemy team changed to 2 Widowmakers on Hanamura Attack B while I was playing Zenyatta

I just changed to Winston and gave them the monkey dick so hard that neither of them were playing Widow by the last minute but it was pretty baffling.
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>>144721110
The game is non-canon buddy.
>>
>>144721110

The gameplay has no relation to the lore whatsoever. It's that simple.
>>
>>144720904
Use the sentries to figure out where flankers are coming in instead of making a nuke point.

D.Va can do the same instant wipe with jets, and Lucio can take out a cluster just by right clicking in their general direction.
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>>144721110
>muh lore

Stop being autistic and enjoy the game. It's uhhh a virtual reality training simulation.
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>>144721136
30/1. Some emo skin for Tracer that I don't play.
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>>144719240
God if only this were the console version then it'd be Reaper to a T
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>>144721139
classic zenston bait and switch. I like your style kid
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>>144721110
the matches have nothing to do with the actual lore
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>>144721110
Hog and Junky because they're besties who are also mercenaries.
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>>144721136
54, 2, 1000 creds saved up
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>>144720685
be my friend
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>>144720682
Play in the back line. Watch out for long corridors as they are primo for a widow to make you their bitch. Throw discord at enemies that are causing the most trouble followed by tanks, then errybody else. Try to make sure your orbs are on someone all the time. Focus on headshots because paired with discord you do mad damage. You are a tank shredder so dont be afraid if they get close.
I'd still be top 100 if i wasnt away from my PC
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>Filename
At least I'm finally 50% win rate

>>144719240
Oh god, the salt must have been unreal.

>>144721136
>29
>Devil Mercy
Eh, she's growing on me slightly, but I don't understand how people can main her and her only.
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>>144721105
43
4
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>zenyatta is a steel machine
>dies from two shots from a tracer

Zenyatta buff when?
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>>144721136
35

1

i just want a good skin
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>>144721110
The matches are completely non-canon but a few of the maps have loose storylines behind them. Off the top of my head,

>Numbani is transporting a Doomfist
>Anubis has computer systems to hack into
>Hollywood is escorting an Omnic director
>I think King's Row is a fucking terrorist attack on Omnics or something
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>>144721136
65, 4 MEI LEGENDARIES AND 4 THAT IVE BOUGHT FOR MYSELF
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>>144721278
That was pretty gr8
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>>144721304
>bastion and zen both full machine
>they're not 100% armor
>>144721278
>2 junkrats
how did you not switch characters out of rage
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>>144716530
>5

>clearly only 1 - 4.5

Can't you read you fucking loser?
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>>144721304
Why did Widowmaker bother to shoot Mondatta in the face when she could have just killed him by shooting him in the hand?
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>>144721136

level 36, 3 skins

I had to buy one with currency though.
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>ywn feel Mei's legs wrapped around you, pulling you closer to her as you spill your seed deep inside her fertile body
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>>144721358
Hanzos arrows are fucking retarded. They have tracking and a massive hitbox
>>
NERF WIDOWMAKER
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>>144717349
I have over 70% with Lucio, Reinhardt and Torbjorn for the higher match counts. But I play every character and so should you
>>
>Protecting our Lucio from a Reaper and doing a surprisingly good job at it
>Lucio starts running his mouth and shittalking the Rein because he didn't have his shield up even though it was destroyed
>Proceed to let the Reaper ass fuck Lucio from then on
>He rage quits after the 4th or 5th death
Getting real tired of these assholes
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>>144721136
28
2, one of them being a Widowmaker skin

All of widow's legendaries are hideous and i fucking hate snipers so I dont play her

To top it off I dont even have it equipped since Noire looks the best
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>>144721378
61 and 3 skins
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Why do so many people get massively butthurt losing to a team of 6 of the same hero?
Is it because not enough people play Zarya so they don't know how to counter one let alone 6?
>>
>two Reinhardts see each other
>go into a red-hazed rage and charge at each other, completely disregard all other players in the midst of their titantic clash

>two Winston's see each other
>have a tickle fight until their respective widows shoot at the other, and they have to go back to blueberry squashing

>two Pharas see each other
>both engage in high speed aerial combat, netting several eliminations in their quest to hit the other mid air

What happens when other heroes meet their clones
>>
Is it even possible to 1v1 reinhardt as d.va? Your matrix does nothing and the range of his hammer means that once the mech's gone you'll be gone shortly after.
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>>144721449
sounds gay
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who else can't into blizzard's intended rock paper scissors hero switching except in the most dire of circumstances? Unless it's literally impossible to play (i.e. robopope v. an unchecked widow) I'll always wind up trying to brute force it instead of switching
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>>144721278
>that one reaper that ate reinhardt, mei, and genji ults

he had a hard but very short life
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>>144721136

40 and 3

Two of them are gabarge, to boot.
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>>144721136
>>
>play tons of genji, having fun
>someone makes fun of me for being a neet in a group chat
>I decide that I have to play mercy and healslut to punish my existence
>lose 7 games in a row
>switch back to genji lose 2 more
>cry
which I had friends and wasn't so goddamn lonely
>>
>when you realize the game could be good if soldier 76 was the only hero
>>
>>144721524
you press shift and turn your camera 180 degrees
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>>144721519
>two McCrees meet each other
>both flash bang and hammer
>one who dies says bullshit
>>
what's considered a lot of transcendence healing?
>>
>Be Tracer
>Keep Zenyatta and Widow Maker busy at their spawn
>Kill them three times each
>They were both out of the battle for well over a minute
>So my 5 teammates are left against 4 people
>In all that time they didn't kill any of the 4 AND the payload didn't move a fucking inch

What in the absolute fuck? How is that even possible?
>>
>>144721519
>two Zaryas see each other
>both shield and strafe around without firing
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>>144721498

it's annoying because it basically says "haha you can't play what you want and we can" to the other team

when one group of assholes all switch to one character, the other team has to throw their hands up and focus on countering it specifically instead of playing what they like

it's probably the most dick thing you can do in the game right now
>>
>>144716890
weaker IMO, winston is actually able to keep up with his targets, as well as being a massive problem for healers with his tesla gun being able to target multiple targets, DVa can flank and get to the backline, but as soon as she starts shooting she's a sitting duck
>>
>>144721498
Only time that happened to me was against 6 Toblerones and it was incredibly frustrating, Zarya couldn't do much about it
>>
>>144719240
the webm is shit, but I'm glad to see teabagging in the game. I'm also glad to see mobabbies in the thread get triggered by it.
>>
>>144721519
>Two Lucios meet
>they shove each other until their teammates show up
>>
>>144721519
>two Zaryas see each other
>"barriers up", then both goes to find another target instead
>>
How do I git gut with Pharah? Everytime I do the jump I instantly get sniped by a stupid Widowmaker.
>>
>>144721528
I wanting to impregnate Mei is gay, then I'm a massive faggot.
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>>144721519
Two tracers is like a fucking anime fight, with all the blinking
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>>144721090
This
Widows actually think they are good at the game and constantly try to downplay hos stupid broken she is.

>just play winston like a good goy! He counters Widow 100% of the time!
>Her damage is fine! so what if a bodyshot takes more than half to two third of every non-tanks hp!
>The charge up time is perfectly balanced on her rifle! the duration of a jump is plenty enough time to realize a widow is about to shoot you!
>Other heroes don't NEED to be able to deal good damage to her at a distance! Winston exists! and you could always go Widow or hanzo as well!
>Well Zenyatta is a bad healer anyway, who cares if widow takes a giant smelly shit on him?
>Well of course widow needs an escape tool!
>Her ult is fine! 15.5 seconda a perfectly reasonable duration for that effect.

Seriously, widow mains, it's even more pathetic than Mccrees mains saying the Fan the hammer/flashbang combo is balanced.
>>
>>144721371
>>I think King's Row is a fucking terrorist attack on Omnics or something
considering all the shit that happens around that limo i bet he'd be shitting his pants if he could
>>
>>144721619
>implying they don't both give each other a free 50% boost
>>
>>144717349
30. 6.
4 on characters I play often.

One Pharah I bought myself.
One for Reaper
One for Mcree
One for Roadhog
and one for D.Va
and lastly my first legendary for someone I never play, Symettra. Ive got 1000
>>
>>144721524
Yes, I do it all the time. You have to be the one that initiates on him though.
>>
>>144721587
They already made Call of Duty and Halo
>>
>>144721653
wait until widow gets nerfed.

Pharah can do nothing against a good widow and she ends up being the second worst character after Zenyatta
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>pulling defense as Mei @ the last objective in hamada
>Ult at ~90%
>genjiggers keep popping in and out from the deck on the right.
>throw up a wall and wait for ult
>as soon as they come screaming at me through the falling Ice they throw up their reflecter
>wonder what good that does them as meispray goes through genjireflect
>throw snowbot
>it
>mother
>fucking
>gets
>reflected
>whole team is frozen
>lose the match with 10 seconds on the clock
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>>144721449
>Promoting miscegenation
>>
>>144721721
halo is better than overwatch though
>>
Next brawl idea

Everyone has to play Mercy
>>
>>144714696
reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ
>>
>>144721519
>two zenyattas meet
>both are deeply confused as this is probably the first time this has happened
>>
>>144721519
>Two Genjis see each other
>either dash off into the most fucking remote part of the map to 1v1 and miss 50 shurikens each while jumping around or both unsheathe katana at once
>>
Guys I can't decide what to spend my coins on.

Some of the emotes are really cool, but no one is ever really going to see them outside of the very start of a match.

Skins are nice but they seem like a very inefficient use of coins. I could get 4 emotes for the price of one legendary skin.

Highlight reel animations are probably the most aesthetically impressive purchase, but I don't get PotG often enough to justify them.

Victory poses can be neat, but of the characters I play regularly, Winston is the only one with a victory pose which stands out and I already got his beast mode one from a box.

I'm almost thinking cheap but nice recolours are the best use of my coins. How have you guys prioritized your coins?
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>>144721096
Hey! Get outta my backdoor!
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fuck the mods eat my shit
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>>144721765
dont get triggered anon, shes just another shiksah to waste your blue eyed genes on
>>
I block all widow locks, is that wrong.
>>
>>144721524

basically catch him trying to shield and shoot him in the face through it

I don't think he can swing fast enough to kill you first
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>>144719240
10/10
>>
why can't the girlfriend mercy be on the other team
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>>144721498
>>144721628
>wind up as five winstons plus hanzoshitter somehow
>enemy team goes six reapers
>we somehow pull around and win
I will never forget the image of 5 monkeys simultaneously tazing one edgelord that got seperated from the group
>>
>>144721790
THICC
>>
>>144721653
ask for a team mate to play winston or genji and shit all over her.
>>
>>144721749
Damn nigga you're retarded. Don't give superior Mei players a bad name and just stop playing Mei.
>>
>>144721827
50%
0
%
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Anubis is the worst map
>>
NERF MEI NERF MEI
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>>144721834
I constantly ask my team to go 5-6 wintsons for final pushes and shit but no one ever wants to do it.
God I hate this community
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>>144721673
>Can perfectly accurately double body tap and kill the majority of enemies
>Can abuse the shit out of the ridiculously forgiving hitboxes
>Quasi-permanently gives entire team wallhax that's basically impossible for the enemies to detect
She's fucking bullshit
>>
>>144721872
hama
m
u
r
a
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>>144721536
Part of the issue is retaining one's ult upon death.

I don't wanna switch when every time I die I've got 60% of my ult charged already.
>>
>>144721619
>two Zaryas see each other

I main her and I've seen this maybe 3 times

No one seems to play her but me
>>
>>144721872

volskaya is objectively the worst map

>that giant mid zone between point A and B that never gets used
>>
>>144721783
obnoxious voice lines because i am an irredeemable shithead whom no one should love
>>
>>144721673
>or hanzo as well!
you wish
>>
>>144721371
El Dorado is escorting some sort of power source into the power plant.
>>
>>144721519
>Two D.Vas meet
>We Hawken now
>>
>>144721928
volskaya is one of the more balanced ones though
>>
>>144721765
Mei doesn't look TOO Asian, it'd be okay.
>>
Never played brawls, is it even fun?
>>
>>144721783
Skins, always skins

How much time will people spend looking at your emote vs. looking at your skin?
>>
>>144721519
there's something funny about how 2 Winstons will literally unload their entire clip directly into eachother and run out of ammo before being able to kill eachother.
>>
>>144721921
For some reason I only see enemy Zaryas when I pick Zarya myself (which isn't super often but isn't super rare either).
>>
Raptorion or mechaqueen?
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>>144721783
You emote when you kill 2+ dudes. Don't mind it if you get dropped instantly.
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>>144721278
>>
>>144721783
I'm gonna hoard them and buy some stuff when a new hero(s) is introduced

>>144721896
I'm always down to go 6 of a single hero
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>>144721834
>>144721896
>Enemy team picks 6 winston
>Pick 6 D.Va in response
>Monkey dick gets ripped in half because his pathetic piss stream does nothing to MEKA
>>
>>144722018
Mechaqueen
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>>144722000
Depends on the brawl. Super Shimura brothers gets boring really fucking quick.
>>
>>144722018

Raptorion.

Dat blue-purple aesthetic.
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>play with friends
>two of them go to sleep
>every. fucking. rando. is a dumb cunt widow or hanzo who NEVER fucking contests

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
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>>144721090

>implying

Play Winston.
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>>144721498
>>144721628
>>144721643
>>144721834
>>144721896
>have a team full of soldiers
>infinite fucking health and aimbots everywhere
>on top of ridiculous DPS and AoE because have fun getting nuked by a literal shitstorm of helix rockets
>literally unbeatable

>have a team full of pharah
>win because pharah is braindead cancer and even having 2 is more than enough to secure victory
>mfw i lost to shitters that didn't deserve to win but went 4 pharah and killed us with (mostly) splash damage
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>>144721519
>two winstons meet each other
>both ult
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>>144714740

same thing happened to me

then a few crates later I got another one
>>
>>144721872
Watchpoint fucking Gibralter . Fuck that bullshit map, its annoying as fuck and everytime I click quickplay it always throws me into it for the first match.
>>
>>144722069
>Said randos proceed to blame everyone else for no one sitting on the point
I can't wait until the K/D kiddies leave to another game
>>
WOW GUYS

I'M FORCED INTO A BUNCH OF DEFAULT LOSS GAMES FOLLOWING A BUNCH OF DEFAULT WIN GAMES

HAHAH MUST BE COINCIDENCE
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Just started playing on my toaster. Tell me how terrible I am at this game. Especially when Symmetra is my best.
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>ulting genji can't [CLASH] with another ulting genji
I wish this game had more tiny interactions
>>
>>144722000
last weeks brawl was worth a couple plays just due to the amount of silliness going on

this one kind of sucks
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>Healer switches to Widow to 'counter widow' and can't snipe for shit
lmao
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>>144721386
I felt a small smidgen of pride in myself hearing "Quintuple kill! Team kill!"

>>144721396
They honestly weren't very good and couldn't handle the flanking I was doing.

>>144721538
Well coordinated ults are so rare.
Had an enemy Zarya land her ult on four of us and a Bastion, 76, and Hanzo all ulted right into us a few games prior.
I couldn't even be mad at that, shit was overkill, but amazing to watch.

>>144722037
I really don't understand.
I can still relatively say that Genji is my favorite, but he actually isn't even my most played right now.
>>
>>144721783
I have legendary skins that I want, with established priority on which to buy first

After that I'll buy shit for my most used characters like POTG animations and victory poses
>>
>>144722141
way too early to tell anything
>>
>>144721519
>2 Genjis meet
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>HOOAAH
>OORAH
>UURRAAH
>>
>>144722041
as somebody that mains winston this shit's going to get real annoying when every cunt starts playing DVa after her buff
>>
Has Blizzard say when the next batch of skins will come out? There is nothign I want to buy with my 1600 funbox that I don't already have unlocked/ bought
>>
>>144721371
The storyline for Watchpoint Gibraltar is on the blackboard in the attacker spawn. You're bringing a satellite to a launchpad so Winston can recall Overwatch.
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>>144722149
I wish this game actually had a decent amount of character lines like TF2 rather than 3 interactions with other heroes, a pitiful half dozen voice wheel options and one unlockable voice line that you can only choose from of any time
>>
>>144721519
>two Meis meet
>try to freeze each other
>one bitches out and cryofreezes herself
>other one waits for her to unfreeze
>unfreezes
>both throw up inconvenient ice walls that get in everybody's way
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>>144721519
>Two McCrees
>LITERALLY HIGH NOON

I once saw two of them ult each other. Ours won, and holy fuck you bet your ass it was play of the game. He didn't just kill the enemy McCree but got 4 kills. FOUR FUCKING KILLS.
>>
>>144722018
Thunderbird
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>mfw playing Bastion to get people mad when I get POTG for no skill.
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>>144722135
This. or they cry that we're not dealing with the winston in our backline (we're ATTACKING, I guess we should all just hang back and guard the widow).

Seriously when we tell people to get on the point and they say "that's your job" it's just... wow.
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how do i git gud with junkrat?
>>
So I've just noticed the character's faces never emote, and their mouths don't even open when they talk. How does a game from 2007 beat you in that category?
>>
>>144722226
>>144721371
>>144721958
I think Route 66 is stealing whatever device was on the train that had the tracks blown up by the people in the diner
>>
>>144721519
>Two roadhogs meet
>They go at it like frantic Christmas shoppers trying to get the last ham
>Two junkrats meet
>Future Steve Irwin documents the rare and volatile alpha display of two Explosive Bushrats
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>>144722301

channel demoman
>>
>>144722301
Spam in the enemies general direction
>>
>>144721749
>D.Va's matrix absorbs the ice-bot
>>
>>144722301
are they far away?
Spam.
Are they close?
Sticky bomb
Are they chasing you around a corner?
Trap
Got ult?
Play of the game.
>>
>>144722219

I'm expecting them to announce some stuff at e3 in a week
>>
>>144722301
Use your shift to explosion jump, or throw it at enemies and detonate. Throw your E literally anywhere. Hold down left click.
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>>144722301
take skill
>>
>>144722301
Spam your left mouse button
>>144722325
That tends to look awkward and uncanny even when it's done well. I'd rather they not.
>>
>>144722219
Did they ever confirm more skins for existing heroes?
>>
>>144722301
Use the trap in a place it'll actually be useful, not to guard your ass.

Use the mine for mobility or airburst kills only, don't leave it around and wait for the right moment.

Git gud with nades, direct hits will wreck most people.

If you're the last one alive, get in the midst of the enemy so that your death will yield even more kills.
>>
>>144714360
[visible confusion]
>>
>>144722432
Looks more uncanny to me to not move your mouth when you're talking.
>>
>>144722341
mcree's old gang blew up the rail bridge at the start of the map to get to the cargo (presumably some bomb) since they're black market arms dealers
>>
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>Pharah fires off her ult
>Reflect some of it back as genji but she gets three kills
>Pharah says "That's POTG"
>It's me reflecting her then going KURAE on her team
>>
>>144722208
It likely won't affect the matchup at all unless its a buff to jets. He can't crit, so critbox reduction is moot. She can't block his gun, so a shield buff is moot. They said they're not increasing her damage. If they buff her ult, that's hardly got anything to do with 1v1s.
>>
>>144722532
>genji reflecting ults

this sends me off the rage cliff every time
>>
where thread
>>
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>>144722457
It's blizzard, are you fucking serious when you ask that question?

>"No turns out we hate money" says blizzard in shock press release
>>
move that gear up

>>144722603
>>144722603
>>144722603
>>
>>144722301

His mine cools down even when you have one placed, so you can minejump mid-air. You can use this to get all sorts of fun places, like the flank route on Vodka Industries.
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How do you like my most recent loot box, /owg/?
>>
>>144714418
play hanzo
>>
>>144722487

It's not an uncanny valley thing. Most games don't design their player models to have a fully functional face. Kind of adds triple the work to animations because they then have to add a shit ton of detail to the face on top of all the animations they have for motion, shooting, crouching, jumping, etc.

The hero select screen already has more detail than you would ever see in a normal game. Be thankful that the eyes aren't soulless unmoving eyes and that they actually move with variation already.
>>
>>144722625
>nsfw image in the OP
Anon is a retard.
>>
>>144722625
>literal actual porn in op
i don't think you tried at all
>>
>>144722208
>tfw D.Va main since first beta
>tfw shitter bandwagoners will spam her
>tfw they'll be shit with her and think she's shit, and either ask for more buffs or just leave her alone
>>
>>144722625
Anon...
>>
>>144722625
Do you drink bleach regularly?
>>
>>144722553
The point I was making is that DVa already beats Winston in a fight unless the DVa is asleep and when she gets buffed every enemy team will have at least 1 player using her.
>>
>>144722625
And now we're back here.
Fucking moron
>>
holy shit i just won with a zenyetta as main healer
>>
>>144722487
To each their own. I don't think this is the type of game where that matters very much though. You're hardly ever paying attention to faces.
>>
>>144722686
>>144722687
>>144722695
>>144722723
What was the image?
>>
>>144721619
>run into another zarya
>it's just some inexperienced shitbag copycat who got their cunt kicked in by me previously
>they get fucking melted every time because they can't build and maintain a decent charge
>feel bad for them
>>
>>144722778

mei's fat tits
>>
>>144722778
A shitty daki image of Mei in nothing but panties with ugly, floppy tits.
>>
>>144722778
Topless fat fuck as a dakimakura
>>
>>144722778
Mei, topless, with pants unzipped.

Basically a body pillow art.
>>
>>144722296
These are the same shitlords that don't buy wards in League because they're "not support :^)".
>>
WHAT IF ZENYATTA


HAD 200 TOTAL "HEALTH" INSTEAD OF 150?
>>
Do you play with voice chat?
>>
make a new thread idiots
>>
>>144722884
I'd actually see him in the game, and we can't have that.
>>
>>144722889
Sometimes, but only with friends.

>>144722896
The last time someone tried it, the thread got pruned for porn reasons.

>>144722884
It's what everyone's asking for.
>>
>>144721519
>two Pharas see each other
>both engage in high speed aerial combat, netting several eliminations in their quest to hit the other mid air

I JUST had a game like this, every time we saw each other we pretended it was Dragonball Z or something

>both fly into the air
>miss a bunch of airshots
>conc blast each other's snipers off the map
>kill each other's teammates who are just getting in the way of glorious combat

As an old washed up Quakefag this game has its moments.
>>
>>144722869
Funny thing about that.
I watched my brother playing it some a couple days ago and everyone apparently gets a special ward slot and a free item that generates wards.
>>
>It's a 3 greys 1 blue episode

OH SO A RERUN OF THE LAST 5
THANK YOU BLIZZARD I LOVE IT PLEASE GIVE ME MORE SHITTY SPRAYS
>>
>>144722953
>I JUST had a game like this, every time we saw each other we pretended it was Dragonball Z or something

Everyone has to prove they can make SICK MIDAIRS like they're playing Quake or UT or something.
>>
>>144722953
>quakefag
>missing airshots

lmao
>>
>>144722640
I think it's pretty neat bro.

Here's your (You)
>>
>>144723031

>>144723031

>>144723031


maybe this one will stay up
>>
>>144722730
Eh, she'll still be a situational pick.
>>
>>144722845
now i want to see it
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>>144722958
Yeah, you get an item, for free, separate from your other items, that can drop wards. You can later change it into something that disables wards/detects invisible units, or something that places permanent wards with a HUGE range.

Despite this, people tend to slack on wards after the first fifteen or so minutes of the game, and god forbid they actually buy a pink ward (which stays out until it gets broken, and can see invisible units). There's literally no reason to not ward other than being a lazy shithead.
>>
>>144723005
It's a Pharah thing bro, if you don't at least go for airshots and miss them then what the hell are you even doing

>>144723012
Yeah, I'm shit now, that's why I retired to this casual game. It's still fun.
>>
>>144721136
59 and 8, two of which were purchased through coins
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>>144723181
you were never good
>>
>>144715493
was this on lijang earlier today? i think i played with you
>>
>>144723068
When everything settles down yeah. But the first week or two expect to see every single game with at least 1 DVa because she'll be the new "op"
>>
>>144721782
I ran into another Genji once. We fought for probably 14 seconds, then We both activated our ults, dashed, and killtraded. It was beautiful.
>>
>>144717365
No, jotoDa you weebboy
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>>144722958
Everyone gets a warding totem which is a free ward at the beginning of the game. Supports buy a specific item that gives the health and the ability to place 3-4 wards on the map at a time, with the item refilling every time you die or land on the spawn platform.

For everyone else, they're SUPPOSED to buy a pink ward which gives true sight, but people are shitheads and don't ward until they reach high level Gold. If they ever reach that.
>>
>>144719021
Nah, Genji is 100% edgier than Reaper.

"Edgy" characters can never be outright saturday morning cartoon villains. Reaper is way too much Dr. Claw "I'll get you next time Gadget!" while getting his ass kicked consecutively by a fat gorilla.

Genji on the other hand? Millionaire playboy who was in with the Yakuza and also a kick ass ninja on the side. He dies but then gets an amazing cyborg body that he uses to kill all the evil robots and beat up his mean gay older brother Hanzo.

But now his robot parts are making him all conflicted and angsty.
Remember - the hallmark of an edgy character is that their overpowered abilities are this huge burden for them. They always overcome the burden anyway to show everyone how badass they are.

Even after Zenyatta slaps the edgehog out of Genji, he's still this ambiguous enigma that both the poster heroes (and probably villains) respect.

The katana puts Genji over the top for reasons that don't need to be explained.

TL;DR: Blizzard wanted to create an edgy faggot for weaboo's, and they succeeded.
>>
>>144721136
28
3
And a legendary money drop.
>>
>Genji spamming WE NEED A HEALER as we get our shit pushed in by a bunch of shit he can't deflect on Route 66
>Tell him to change classes
>Keeps spamming
>Change to Mercy
>He changes to 76
>Follow him around healing him, he does pretty well
>He sight lines me
>Immediately dies
>Repeat 6 times
>He messages me 'Learn to heal you fucking idiot'
>Say in voice chat 'I have to be alive and able to see you, dude. Stop fucking off into tunnels'
>He sends me the same message 22 more times

When will the k/D kids leave
I can't fucking handle this
>>
>>144718127
> Playing Zarya
> Pop my Ult
> It disappears into the ground
> Nothing happens
>>
>>144720270
>60 tick
what does that mean? what is tick rate? help a nub out
>>
>>144727647
The rate at which the server refreshes player location and such.
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>>144715008
same.
>>
>>144716923
It's actually a guy who runs the twitter. He's also straight & will be voting for trump.

I know because I'm friends with him. But to be fair there's 2 people who run the twitter, but they're both guys.
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