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>tfw I'm now 51 wins and 16 losses with CARRY Abaddon, and oh yeah, the Major is starting Edition.

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: http://killurselves.com
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page


>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TDE18mK
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
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First for our guys
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who /fit/ here
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reminder to report avatar shitposted vandalized degenerated OPs
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9 memes early
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>>144689303
I'm betting on based gooks with wisp bristle bong and HOTD strats
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25 MINUTES LATE AND COUNTING
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>t-this one will start on time

THE DOTARDS

FOREVER THE GOOD LITTLE cucks OF VALVE
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>>144689303
hey you meant to post a pic of secret but posted liquid
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MVP WILL TAKE IT ALL
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Houstonbros report in
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>>144689225
>>144689225
They added the Frankfurt Major overlay and some more battle pass jew shit
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>Valve literally playing a funeral dirge on the piano
>DED GAEM confirmed
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>>144689303
Looks like you posted the wrong image by accident there, friend.

Don't worry, I've got you covered.
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>>144689303
Mind control looks like a bouncing round ball. Lmao so funny. I really like his roundness.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CRBry5l_TY
Watch how midgets kicking russian host while delay on mainstream.
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where is the fucking pre-show
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S
W
N
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>tfw 40.75 hours of staying awake
>stream delayed
I'm suffering for this pseudo grand final. PLEASE VALVE
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Yea this introduction is so cool
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I BELIEVED IN SEA MONKIES

NEVER AGAIN
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For the 3k anon from last thread.
Lean the timings.
Learn what your hero can and cannot do.
If you aren't playing a core, rotate early and make them tp or kill their cores.
If you need wards buy them for yourself.
Get more efficient with your farming speed, stack whenever you get the chance, take towers if your lane opponent goes missing.
Learn when to buy what item.
Use the trees to the side lines while pushing.
Use constructive pings to direct your team.
t. 5k
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Who else /literally named Abdul Ismail/ here
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>https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
>https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TDE18mK
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
haha ebin
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It's so refreshing that MY thread is the thread where all of you literal shit eaters get to post for the start of this Major's main event.

Aren't you thankful?

I am literally saving DOTA 2 here. No more fucking 2k MMR blogshit in sight!
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>kunkka octarine

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I'VE JUST FIND THE MMR MACHINE, ITS ACTUALLY SO OP, FREE LIFE WITH TIDEBRINGER HITS
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Oh fug, i just came home
What did i miss?
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why is everyone spurging out? the game isnt even scheduled to start for 15 min???
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Kuro gonna Qurban some gooks
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>>144689824
see >>144689818
and then kill yourself and your spastic behavior
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>>144689854
Opening ceremony was supposed to start 35 mins ago
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https://www.periscope.tv/Cyborgmatt/1RDGlOgmdwOKL

it's fuckign empty
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>tfw alberto barbossa still hasn't killed himself
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Anyone want to play maf?

>>144689819
>the instant invite has expire
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>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist
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>those empty seats
literally dead gaem
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AVGN????
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>1 hour delay
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>Mineski
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mineski?
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>>144690035
oh UFCK
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What?
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Dead game
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>>144690035
Post Cap
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>>144690035
does cap get a lot of pussy?
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Here you go mongoloids, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
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Can someone explain to me why alliance has so many fans? They where only good for like 6-8 months, navi was good for like 3 years.

is it literally just bulldog?
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LMAO DOTARDS

SHOULD HAVE PAYED MONEY TO GO LIKE GOOD GOYIM KEK
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>>144690202
El classico
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>>144689817
okay thanks

I have been watching replays and started doing some things such as stacking ancients every time I got to rune and rotating more/faster

I almost always win early but just cant end games
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Uhhhh dotards?

I thought Dota was popular in shitty third world countries?
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Argentine v Chile in 8 minutes

>>144689951
So this is the selfie app my friend used
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>>144690260
>paying to catch malaria and then get shived for my socks
nty
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>>144690260

LMFAO!

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING A GAME DESIGNED BY A LITERAL CURRY SHITTER.

NICE FUCKING GAME DOTARDS!
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>>144690260
It's okay. I can't fap while fasting anyway.

>>144690306
Crowd must've predicted the delays.
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>>144690306
I couldn't care less can they just start before I fall asleep
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START THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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HEROES VS HEROES
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>>144690160

No he's tied down to this thing.
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FIERY

EPIC

ENCOUNTERS
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HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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OF STRENGHT

OOOOOOOOO (women singing)
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FINALLY

>SAND KING
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>>144690306
>tuesday morning

It will be full on friday/saturday
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>>144690429
Motherfucker
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holy fuck this is awful
>we want to show china we're better than them
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>>144689231
Never forgetti
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TIME FOR TRON
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what the fuck is this rofl
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I stayed up for this shit
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someone PLEASE replace qops ult sound file with this lady. or nagas ult.
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And people said ELP's shows, or Yes' TFTO era shows were pompous and pretentious, Jesus fuck
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>We Tron now
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THIS IS YOUR PRESHOW LMAO

THEY WERE LATE TO GIVE US SOME BITCH SCREACHING

hooooooooWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH SHIT GUYS WITH GARBAGE CANS IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
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This is actually extremely cringe-worthy.

It's just a fucking video-game, man.

Jesus Christ.
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LMAO WHAT IS THIS TRON SHIT DOTARDS
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can't they just start the fucking games instead of this bullshit
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TERROR OF THE WIND
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what the fuck is this
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ENDURANCE RUN
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WE WOKE UP AT 4AM FOR THIS
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Even fucking V1lat managed to do better than this holy shit.
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>>144690303
Supports can't end games unless you play someone who can rat
Try shadow shaman, you can close out games that go long enough by using your team as a distraction while you drop 2x serpent wards on enemy throne
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Tron hero when?
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>144690581
that guy had literally bought every fucking tournament ticket in the game btw

he was from the /d2g/ chat
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>hoverboards

are you serious?
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What the fuck are they actuallt doing?.
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i am shaking my head to be honest family
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>>144690579
this is a fucking beautiful joke of a tourney
they're fucking skating trons
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i just want to watch dota
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WHAT AM I WATCHING
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What the fuck is this
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tron theme ricochet live action gameplay incoming
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is that a fucking hoverboard
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>spinning around on the little segway hoverboard things

WHAT THE FUCK PINOYS
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Why is Kelly Milkies singing live?
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What in the actual fuck was that.

Are people receptive to this shit?
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THis is weird butI'm feeling the hype chills
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uhh
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Katie Kate flashbacks lads
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HONOR AND GLORY BOYS
HONOR AND GLORY BOYS
HONOR AND GLORY BOYS
HONOR AND GLORY BOYS
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Dotards what the fuck is this shit

are they seriously still pushing muh legitimate sport?

Will there be shows in between games
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VANILLA MAJOR
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>>144690653
I only play mid or position 5 and I have only been picking memepush heroes
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Nice esport dotards
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WE /HOVERBOARDS/ NOW
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Who 4 AM here?
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>tfw I'm listening to WC2's soundtrack instead.

From the time where Blizz actually made good games.
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what the actual fuck is this
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NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A PROPER SHITSHOW

GOOD JOB PINOYS I AM THOROUGHLY ENTERTAINED
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HONOUR AND GLORY ARE AT STAKE IN THIS QUEST FOR VICTORY
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its hype as fuck but hoverboarders with LED lights is corny.pretty good anyway though
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why do we even need all this
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>alliance
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>finest dota 2 teams in the world
>open with Alliance

My sides.
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friendly reminder first draft is starting in 2 minutes
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THAT $5 reaver
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>why are we here
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OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
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>OH BOI
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>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
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Intro in the nutshell
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>>144690616
>being this soulles
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>>144690828
Ayyyyyyyy northern eu

Also these intros sounds so bad when you can't hear the applause
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>vandalized OP
>fat peenoise opera grill shouting on mike
>color bullshit going on

ok now tell me a reason why I should believe this game is not dead as fuck
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THE REAVER IS SO TINY

LUL
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>>144690789
I didn't see it live because I was back in my hotel room after grands, is there still no recording anywhere?
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L M A O
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can they please just start the game already it's 3 am here
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>>144690828
5 am here
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>>144690828
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>>144690828
right here senpai
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DC look so happy to be here.
I'm glad for them desu.
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i want to rub Moo's belly
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fear is so cute guys
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>EG just stand there
LMAO
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bulba thouhg
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have the players run in for fuck sake, this is taking ages
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>>144690860
cause esports need to waste money on trying to prove themselves
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EG so depressed.
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>finest teams
>EG Alliance Secret
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Fear forcing EG to be based as fuck.

What an intro.
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EG just kept standing there ayyy
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>Waving at that one guy in the crowd
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>that tiny ass trophy
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>>144690817
Don't do what that anon said. I'm the original poster.
Picking greedy supports is going to fuck you over so hard this meta.
If you really want to climb MMR you can spam broken heroes.
I got to 5k by spamming OD last patch.
You can basically do the same with Slark this patch if you can do the shit I said in my original post.
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kek
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>Agressif's face
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>>144689231
>early
>Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
MODS
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>>144691009
>Moo is all of a sudden bear mode

Muh dick hnnngh
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whats going onhere guys rofl
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>>144691026
No, they stood and waved to make their presence known and then started walking on their own terms. America always shows the rest of the world how to be alpha.
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LGD are in shorts, tongs and tshirts lads

I don't think they're taking this very seriously
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get ready for secret
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>EG

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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Literally who lives in Manilla and who are they rooting for?
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>>144690965
this desu
I always love those teams
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>>144691189
Pinoys
They root for good dota
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>>144691143
Isn't it really hot in manila?
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>NaVi
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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So here's my fucking plan mates

I'm going to go to bed at 10:00 MST. I'll wake up at 5:00 MST, so I can watch the EG and Secret series, as opposed to staying up late.

Is this a good plan?
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>>144691143
all chink teams know the law of honeypot
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Post yfw epicenter had better memevalue
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>>144691134
ESPORTS
S
P
O
R
T
S
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that's not awkward at all
couldn't somebody tell them what they're supposed to do
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Save the secret entrance
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>>144691063
>>144691063
>>144691063
the good teams get to stand there for some photos
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whats this alliance and horse shit on twitch?
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>>144691225
make yourself a can of coffee and stop being a pussy you fucker
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they need to spend less time coming up with stupid shit like this and find ways to get fans in the stands

this is basically anti hype
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THAT WAS A PRETTY CHOTTO INTRO MATTE
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>people just standing there as decorations

WORST MAJOR

WORST WAY TO BLOW YOUR MONEY ON

JUST STOP

STOPPPPPPPPP

ITS A WASTE

OF

MOINEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>144691189
Mineski and anyone who gets far and have a memorable face
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when will they learn?
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>>144691215
Hot and high humidity
Like it's 10am and 30°C already but with 80% humidity
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>all wearing short pants

Really fucking dotards?
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>>144691230
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Holy shit there's actually so much crowd noise why do they always cut this shit from the stream

Cap streaming from inside the stadium
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1MnGnjkmlwdGO

It makes everything feels a lot better
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Just do what they did at shanghai with the teams in their balconies just have them turn up

Is it really so hard?
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manlets

when will they learn
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LMFAO that dude from empire on the right
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>>144691225
I've stayed awake 41 hours trying to balance this shit. Don't fuck yourself like I did.
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>Envy wearing shorts and thongs
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EE IN FUCKING FLIP FLOPS LMAO

HE'S A FUCKING AUTISMOLORD
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>goyim payed for this with hats

YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP

A FUCKING DISCOUNT TRON SHOW

DOTARDS FOREVER THE LAUGHING STOCK
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Liquid marching in
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>you don't actually have to play the drums
>just mime it
>no not like that
>mime it slowly, as if you weren't actually playing the drums
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UNIVERSE FACE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>matumbaman in fucking swimwear
BASED
A
S
E
D
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god damnit jackie mao
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HE'S WEARING FUCKING SANDALS
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>>144690303
This is what i hate about low-skill games
no one fucking ends ever
It's like no one understands when the various powerspikes occur, when they shouldn't fight, how to split push effectively, and all that crap (I'm not the best i won't pretend but it gets frustrating)
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>wings

fuccboi gaming lmao
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>>144691314
WOAH GUYS WATCH OUT HE'S 'AGRESSIF'

:^)
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CHOTTO MATTE
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>>144691428

Literally why
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>>144691371
Yeah cutting the applause and crowds cut so much of the atmosphere
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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FUCKING WINGS MADE THEIR TSHIRTS 4 HOURS AGO IN A SWEAT SHOP
>>
who 11 pm here
feels good to be able to watch both series
>>
Just imagine vale telling you to walk down that isle and look like a fucking retard, fuck
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That's it, I've decided. I'm rooting for DC to win this shit tournament.

I've liked their intro the best.

They look like they've got their priorities straight.
>>
Ma boi rtz looking good. I'm glad everyone hates him now, more artour for me
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>>144691512
SLAY CHUANTRESS SLAY
>>
EG and Secret are done for. Such low moral.
>>
WINGS WITH DISCOUNT PRINT T-SHIRTS

well guys since dota is truly dead 69 decides what i play next.
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Eeh, it was okey.
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>>144691496
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>>144691512
Chaun please, your teammates need some food too...
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>drummers were told they get to use their life expierence playing in the marching band will make up by playing at a big major for dota 2
>get told to only stand there and look nice with lights on their instruments
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>>144691371
fuck thanks for posting this its way better than any panel
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WHO 5AM HERE WITH NO SLEEP
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>>144691545
He is mine >:3
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>no audience

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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too soon
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>>144688009
>>
I actually think Navi is going to win this
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>>144691562
you play esports with us
>>
STOP THE RECAPS

GIVE ME FRESH DOTA

GODDAMN
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>>144691609
the lower part is almost entirely full?
>>
I was expecting Secret to look worse desu.
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H Y P E R X X X
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>>144691609
10 am on a weekday
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>>144691476
Had a moment today when we killed 4 enemies who had no buybacks

the 5th was raxing us

we had mid rax destroyed already on the enemy side, so we could throne

the retarded 3500 mmr carry goes to the rax instead of throning with me

then calls me retarded for staying

like, the game could have fucking ended, i could be released from that pain, but he extended my suffering by 20 min
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Buckle your belts fampais
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>>144691609

Did you actually expected anything else, shitlord.

This is a fuckin' DEAD game.

DEAD.
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>>144691651
Nice Meme
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>>144691609
>audience shitter because there is one empty seat at 10 am on a weekday

every time
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>>144691609
It happens in League of Legends too

You retards need to realize that it's hard to have a full stadium event on a weekday.
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can the gooks even take a game off liquid?
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BEST FUCKING MATCH AS THE FIRST FUCKING SERIES

GODSEND
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PREVIOUSLY
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>>144691695
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wow im really feeling the hype here...

This PGL company is soo good glad reddit sucked their cocks non-stop...zzz
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>>144691713
>blogs during esports
lmao
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
START THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
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>>144691609

There is really no way to fix this. Other sports have the luxury of having long seasons and filling stadiums for only a single game in prime time but for esports you need the stadium for entire weeks and no one is going to go watch game during weekdays and during workhours.
>>
>previously on the manila major
Dragonballz?
>>
reminder that comfy is a NEET shibboleth
>>
>>144691793
ON DRAGON BALL Z
>>
>>144691603

Right here friendo, it's gonna be a long week
>>
>>144691603
11PM HERE, AWAKE UNTIL 7AM LET'S DO THIS
>>
>tfw no iceiceice in flipflops and boxer
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>dubstep
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Dota : The anime [the manila major saga]
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>>144691771
>finish your fucking groupstage on saturday
>have a fucking break for 2 days even though all your players and crew are already there
>get empty stadium because you start on fucking weekday
???????
>>
>previously
>episode meme has ascended beyond

LITERALLY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>
>PREVIOUSLY ON THE MANILA MAJOR >SANDOR CLEGANE LEFT FOR DEAD?
>>
>>144691921
they want finals on saturday
>>
>PREVIOUSLY ON THE MANILA MAYOR
come the fuck on
>>
Valve shilling so fucking to become LEGITIMATE SPORTS WHICH CAN TOTALLY BE SHOWN ON TV.

We absolutely need to:

>get rid of suits
>get rid of any kind of "muh ceremonies"
>make panel cuss and banter a lot
>get 2GD back

continue my list anons
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>>144691950
C L E G A N E B O W L
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>If you blame your teammates for your losses then you're just a gameshitter
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What does PGL stand for?
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REMEMBER THAT NATUS VINCERE WILL WIN THIS TRASH
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>tfw can only watch one series

kill me
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>>144691609
>>144691670
>>144691704
>>144691734
>>144691770
>>144691771
>>144691818
>>144691771
THE
GAME
IS
GIGADEAD

THE TARDS
OF DOTA

ARE
ON
HIGHER
DAMAGE
CONTROL
THAN
FUCKING
CAV
FANS
>>
>camera zooming in and out

will these people ever learn
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>>144692026

KILL YOURSELF OUT OF MY THREAD, BLOG SHITTER
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>>144692026
>up against a russian booster
sorry mate
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What is this shit? Start the fucking game.
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>>144691969
We absolutely need to :

>shut the fuck up
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>>144692041
Philippine gaming league I would guess
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reminder that MVP(our guys) will win the whole tournament with their aggression and team play
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THIS RECAP IS GOD TIER
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>mic reverb
>this episode meme
>dota 2
this feels like a parody
>>
>>144692026
DON'T BLOG WHEN E SPORTS ARE ON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>The face on w33 hihg-fiving
DC please win
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>>144692086

Ebin xD
>>
I WANT TO BLOG
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>>144691996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FGT7NzqDRU
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I actually like this recap
>>
This recap is actually pretty fucking nice.
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>>144692114
dumb animeNEET
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>>144691969
its not coming back. stop living in the past
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>>144692135
HAHA ENJOY YOUR LOWER BRACKET GOOK
>>
>>144691969
this desu
I wish there was a stream with people who are just willing to trash talk and banter unabashedly
>>
Reminder that no matter what happens, EG and Secret lineups will change afterward.
>>
>>144691969
>get rid of suits
? Why would you do that.

>ceremonies
yeah pretty dumb honestly

>panel cuss
that's completely ridiculous, there is no reason for that. It's fine obviously people swear, but just shoving it in? Why? Should at least keep it minimal.

>2GD
yeah, nah.
>>
>>144691969
We should start a Kickstarter to throw a casual $100,000 tournament in some gulagite's house.
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>>144691917
>>144691828
>>144691845
guys what if Secret was just hiding their powerlevel till now?
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my predictions for main event day 1

lastpick terrorblade
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>>144692086
ECKSSS DEEE
>>
>>144691969
No. You're fired.
>>
>>144692235
yeah its fun xoxoxoxoxo
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>cleganebowl just got confirmed
>4chan bombs ISIS
>Sharks getting BTFO again
>Bernie Sanders just lost, reddit in flames
>MVP is playing Team Liquid
>Secret, EG, and Alliance all likely to get knocked out today

COULD TODAY POSSIBLY GET ANY BETTER
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>>144691969
There will never be another GD Studio peaking with TI4 qualifiers ever again.
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>PGL will give good production just look at CSGO!

GUESS VALVE CHEEPED OUT AND GOT THE VALUE PACKAGE TO SAVE MONEY CAUSE SO FAR THIS IS PRETTY GARBO
>>
HAHAHAHHA GET REKT SWEDKEKS
>>
>SUPER SERIEAL GAMING
>>
>>144691969
>get rid of reddit
>get rid of community driven feedback
>>
These recaps look like they're from HoN
>>
WHEN ARE THE FUCKING GAMES
>>
>alliance biblethump
Raped
>>
>>144692086
The fuck's Cav?
>>
>>144692282
Be funny as shit honestly.
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>have your opening ceremony delayed and cut from stream for an hour
>stream it anyway
>take another break after 15min of tron lightshow
THE CURRENT STATE OF DOTARDIC TWO IS LAUGHABLE, HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THIS DOTURDS?!
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>>144691603
right here :DDDDD
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>>144692313
>>144692180
So.
Fucking.
Mad.
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GAME

START THE FUCKING GAME

???
>>
poor fogged
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>>144691609
They had no audience mics for some dumbass reason.

If you watched cap's periscope you'd see that they were damn loud actually. They really like Na'vi
>>
>purge
YES
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MVP BROS WW@?
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>crowd chanting puppey during secret entrance

yeah they know who the REAL star is
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>Want to play normals with friends for fun
>The two randoms on our team are literally brain dead
>Enemy teams randoms play in perfect harmony with them
>This happens 90% of the time

Do normal games even know how to calibrate teams? Just because i'm a slightly higher skill level than my friends, they give us the literal bottom of the barrel?
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People will probably not read this post
But anyone else feel no hype whatsoever? I thought the bassy voice was cringy at the start, but overall the opening was pretty good. But all these casters getting 'hype' is so udderly pathetic in my quite honest opinion.
I'm just not excited for any of these matches. Maybe Secret, but only to see them fail. How are you guys managing it? I rather low priority soloque than watch any of these matches or hear what boring shit the casters have to say
>>
>>144692440
trying too hard
>>
Purge looks hot as fuck today full homo
>>
>>144691603
tried to sleep for like 4 hours but it didn't work out so here we go
>>
>>144692451
yeah kek he was mad confused

I want to fuck charlie
>>
>>144692130
SECRET WILL NEVER WIN
>>
IS PURGE ON SUICIDE WATCH YET
>>
AYYYY WHO /LIQUID/ HERE?
>>
>>144692469
Arigatou paaji-kun
>>
>yfw NaVi vs Newbee final
>>
>>144692383
WHO IS /sg/

WHAT IS THIS MEM
>>
>>144692469
spotted the bernie cuck
>>
lets all pray that tobi isn't casting this

hoping for od and merlini
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Oh fuck, LB is BO1?
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>>144691609
Philip are always on the top of Google Trends with everything, I think they're just a very internet active country
>>
>>144692523
STOP BLOGGING DURING ESPORTS
LEARN HOW TO CARRY YOUR TEAM
ONLY CONSTANT
>>
>>144692619
>trumpfag
>>
DC and newbee and liquid and mvp at the same time. This isn't fair. Why do they run 2 streams at once?
>>
>WINGS #2
>>
>>144692523
What the fuck are you 3 doing if the enemy who has no stacks is dominating? There are 3 of you. Do something. I sure hope the 3 of you didn't just farm because "le epic best players on the team"
>>
>>144692587
Syria General
>>
>>144692664
r u dum
>>
>>144692559
hahaha i wonder if purge heard the news that bernie is done for
>>
STATS DON'T LIE
>>
>>144692529
I can understand desu

The games in the bracket groups were kind of boring
The current meta is just so meh
>>
>>144692664
first game yes
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WHO LIQUIDPOSTING HERE?
>>
what's this purge bernie stuff about?
>>
>>144692651
matt shouldn't you be picking artour's pocket for loose change?
>>
>>144692664

Yeah just the first round. Secret is done for.
>>
>>144692676
>DC and newbee and liquid and mvp at the same time.
But they aren't. They play one series at time
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Every tournament it's always the same fucking shit.

No audience, bullshit cringe intro, delays, filler bullshit with the panel and a overall fucking boring snoozefest before an actual game starts.

Jesus fucking Christ.

This is why there hasn't been any good tournament since TI3 and why this game has fucking spiraled down.

Yet you fucking shit eaters keep eating Valve's shit by the spoon. Remember that you literally payed for all this shit.

Fucking idiots, man. You're the reason all of this has turned to shit.
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>PUTTING SECRET ANYWHERE IN TOP 10
>>
MY FUKING EARS
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>>144692676
>Main event
>2 game at once

Baka
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LUL
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Nice prediction dotards
>>
Will purge donate all his earned monies to the berner sanders guy?
>>
>>144692737
he likes bernie basically
>>
>audio
Every time
>>
is charlie finally the guy we need now that he isnt bound by eg?

capitalists and charlies bantz are unreal
>>
>>144692687
>Reading comprehension

They do have stacks. It's just that their randoms seem to be connected to the hive mind they have, while our randoms just feed and leech xp/farm.
>>
>>144692770
thats great baby xoxooxoxo <3
>>
>wake up an hour late
>still no games
ebin just ebin
>>
>>144692770
I don't care about a single thing you said and I hope you get hit by a bus
>>
>>144692732
>dat top 4
Pretty spot on.

Navi could be top 6 easily though, they played very well and Artstyle contained himself in the drafts
>>
>>144692705
n-no?

Secret Might Someday Win

SMSW!
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>>144692770
Tiago will you be my friend? I think having a silly negro buddy would be cool.
>>
>>144692284
EE is shit
>>
>>144692770
The crowd is decent. Everything else is spot on though.
>>
>>144692770
yeah shut the fuck up and suck my dick already you slut
>>
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>>144692808
>>144692803
>no one believed
sheesh
>>
>>144692852
its only 18 mins past the posted start though
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>>144692732
you all made brackets right?
>>
>>144692383
great read, saved
>>
>>144692864
>Artstyle contained himself in the drafts
Because it is Sonneiko drafting
>>
>>144692770

Copypasta don't respond PLEASE
>>
THIS FUCKING ANALYST THINKS SECRET WILL BE TOP 6 or 4 HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>le PGL are good

PGL SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SAME OL SAME OL GARBAGE PRODUCTION

FUCKING ESL AND THE RUSKIES DID LEAGUES BETTER THAN THIS
>>
>>144692892
why is navi posing with that muslim woman?
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>be me pathetic loser inrl
>get my ass groped today by a female co-worker
>have an entire week off to watch manila
>buy a jillion snacks
>all my fav camsluts are on
>more than average amount of memes on the gulag
>favourite food place in captcha pictures

i think i finally did something right
>>
>>144692950
They mean DC
>>
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>tfw you realize your country will never have a decent president
>>
>>144692950
First place is top six, no?
>>
>have le epic opening show
>continue by having the most boring panel ever

good job dotards
>>
>>144692994
The land of the free has had plenty of great leaders in the past though.
>>
>>144692902
too much work desu
>>
>>144692897
oh ok
i literally just woke up and posted this and was a little dissapointed there are no esports
>>
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MVPWNL
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>>144692968
>>
>>144692968
>>all my fav camsluts are online

you've done nothing right
>>
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>>144692839
What the fuck? I'm not gay, man.

>>144692862
Drink bleach you god damn fucking valveshill shit eater.

>>144692880
I'm not a fucking Negro, you god damn mongoloid. I'm 100% white.

>>144692889
GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY.........

>>144692934
But I like, just fucking typed that shit right now.
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>>144692994

>Valve will need to hire a new caster when Purge tops himself Tuesday

feels good m8s
>>
>>144692737
he's in crippling college loan debt and he donated $1000 to Bernie Sanders' campaign

Hillary just got enough delegates to win the nomination(albeit including superdelegates, who never support the person with less votes) so he's essentially been eliminated
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>Valve literally unable to put on a good tournament
>>
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>YFW XIAO8 COMES BACK FOR YET ANOTHER TI TOP3
>>
>>144692994
US had plenty of great presidents before the jewry crossed the pond
>>
>haven't even played dota in like a year
>randomly checked twitch and saw a tournament is on

what am I in for boys
>>
>>144693096
You're the only thing ruining my d2g during the major. We are trying to discuss the event as you shit in our mouths. Kill yourself attention whore. Make yourself scarce.
>>
In all seriousness /d2g/, can Navi beat OG?
Miracle- can actually carry n0tail and n0tail can snowball when not going full meme.
>>
>panel stalling AGAIN

-_-
>>
>>144693096
stfu dudester esports are starting
>>
>>144693160
>valve
>>
>>144693160
valve doesnt care about quality

valve only cares about dosh
>>
>>144692732
mineski posting
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>>144693220
Na'vi is going to win Manila
Quote me
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>>144693189

BIG CHINESE COCK
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>>144693160

Are you still surprised, dipshit?

This is the fucking future you chose.

Buy more fucking Battle Pass points.
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>>144693096
>I'm not a fucking Negro, you god damn mongoloid. I'm 100% white.
Post a picture of your hand, boy.
>>
>talking about lgd
>theyre not even playing
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>>144693220
no
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Hey!
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>>144693220
I don't think Na'Vi can beat OG. No matter how hard I hope.
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>mfw the new NA powerhouse is literally an euro team

LMAO
M
A
O
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>>144692968
the stars have aligned in your favor, anon
grats
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>>144693251
THERE ARE PEOPLE

ON THIS WEBSITE

WHO

L I T E R A L L Y

HAVE THE BLOOD OF MUSLIM TERRORISTS ON THEIR HANDS
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>>144693324
its either talk about teams not playing or stay silent and stare at the camera
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>>144693251
(you)
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>>144692964
that's not very nice towards muslim women anon
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SO
anyone know WHEN THEY ARE ACTUALLY STARTING!?
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>>144693189
LGD not looking like a TI winner yet, not sure if Xiao8 will be the first repeat winner. I wouldn't be surprised if Liquid or MVP win.
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>>144693251

Yeah yeah nice one now fuck off retard.
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>>144693205

Fuck you, dipshit.

I literally shit on you!

You're fucking posting in MY thread to begin with. You god damn fucking cuck.

Drink bleach and die a fucking miserable death. No one will ever give a shit about what you say or think.

Now get the FUK out of my sight.

Fucking piece of shit n00b.
>>
>4chan called in an airstrike

lol
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>>144693472
Said top3, not a winner
>>
Shame they muted the crowd, it completely changes the atmosphere

https://www.periscope.tv/DotACapitalist/1MnGnjkmlwdGO
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>Purge with the banters against reddit

topkek.jpg
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>Purge with the Reddit again
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>Purge just CAN'T stop talking about reddit and bernie sanders
Just get him out of here.
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>>144693414
well, my ears do need a break. so i think their production quality can drop for a bit

Also reminder that, Z E R O GAMES PLAYING AS OF R I G H T N O W
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FK LA FKIN BOBO PRO DUCTOIN LA START THE FKINGG AMES LA
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>NaVi found the SECRET

COMEDIC GOLD
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he mentioned reddit again. would you be sad if you donated your life savings to a candidate who promised you free college on reddit if you just gave your life savings to his campaign?
>>
>>144693251
ebin XDDDd
>>
>reddit theorycrafts about esports

>4chan nukes isis
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>>144693503
Stfu you piece of shit esports is on. Go shit in lolg
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>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist

>tfw im white
>>
>still on vacation
>shitty hotel internet on shitty phone

FUCKING END MY LIFE I WANT TO WATCH DOTA
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where are the games?
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i remember when dota was about dota not about people talking about dota
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>>144693312
>Post a picture of your hand, boy.

Man, not right now. I really can't be bothered with this.
I'd have to remove the fucking metadata from the picture, etc..
Fuck that shit.
I just want to watch some DOTA, dude.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES?!
>>
>>144693618
>he could have paid off his loans
>instead he donated to a fringe presidential candidate who said he'd forgive all college debt

how retarded do you have to be
>>
>>144693706
We all do anon.
>>
>>144693503
what's your IGN so I can block you
>>
Fucking 6 hours late and still no game
>>
>>144693618
>you donated your life savings to a candidate who promised you free college on reddit if you just gave your life savings to his campaign?

Sick
>>
>>144693704
so you're a 30 year old third worlder who can't even do simple math?
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>all these internet communities getting burned
>>
charlie telling everyone about bulba's emotional issues
they're gonna tilt him & eg will be out
>>
>>144693706
i know that feel, like right
START THE FUKING GAME ALREADY
>>
Is anyone surprised that charlie is actually decent at hosting?
>>
>>144693719
we professional sports now anon
>>
>>144693618
>>144693738
maybe he thought he can donate ~1k $ to him instead of 100k$ to the college debt or whatever he has left to pay
>>
>used to
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>>144693618
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>>144693737
just print screen the opened photo you enormous incompetent nigger faggot
>>
Is there a youtube mirror?
Twitch sucks here
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Take a lesson from my advice if you want to play a really kickass CORE Jakiro:

CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ultimate.
>>
>>144693737
no you wouldn't
are you actually retarded or somthing?
4chan has auto filtered exif for years
>>
>>144693737
L M A O
M
A
O
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>>144693927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TZclZMRnUo
>>
DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE IS MY FUCKING DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>144690581
when was this?
>>
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REMINDER TO BELIEVE, REMINDER TO HAVE FAITH
>>
this is taking forever
>>
JESUS FUCK STOP TALKING I NEED MUH GAYMS MUH GAYMS MUH GAYMS
>>
>still talking

does fucking anybody care about this pregame panel shit?
>>
>30 minutes of panel talking about nothing

you bet that was this valve sandnigger's idea again
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>>144693914
>>144693950

Man, I don't really give a shit.

I just can't be bothered right now.

This fucking delay with filler bullshitting from the panel is REALLY FUCKING TRIGGERING ME.

WHERE THE FUK ARE THE GAMES?!
>>
Ok i normally like panel talks but this is taking too long ;_;
>>
why wont my twitch stream go full screen only full window
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>>144694020
Thanks famiglia
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james tribute
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>>144694075
>alliance winning any of those series
>>
>"I would say delusional"
kek

>>144694020
>orihara izaya avatarfagging in chat
>>
>LOOKING AT THE SCHEDULE (AGAIN)
FUCK
THIS
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>
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Fucking Charlie
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>>144694075
HAHAHAHAHAH BASED NAVI BRO
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Just passing by to tell you that I will enjoy my battlepass points you liquidposters.
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Charlie should be in every pnael

kick all the others
>>
>>144694119
they aren't delyaing
if the game was ready they would stop talking

you really just have a two digit iq don't you
>>
>>144694067
oh nvm saw the NAVI.US
>>
>>144694075
>Na'Vi
>Winning
>Over Newbee or Liquid
>Alliance over Liquid
>>
>charlie shit talking col yet again
>>
>>144694128
>He doesn't livestreamer/youtube
>>
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>>144692383
HOLY SHIT

IT ACTUALLY GOT EVEN BETTER

Shingeki spoilers are out
ARMIN IS DEAD
>>
EG could lose to VGR
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>>144694119
You're actually a nigger, aren't you?
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>charlie keeps referring to yames

fucking KEK
>>
Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?
>>
>mineski staying home
kek
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How fucking delayed is this shit going to be I have fucking shit to do tomorrow
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>>144694119
we're waiting for you to post your hand nigger
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>>144694075
NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI
>NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI
NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI
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>>144694075
Don't see them beating Newbee or Liquid, but Na'vi definitely has a shot at 3rd, which is actually crazy to imagine.
>>
STAAAAAAAAART THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
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>>144694271
will she come to Dota when LoL dies?
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reminder that v1lat is unequivocally our guy
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START THE FUCKING GAME
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>>144694216
>B E L I E V E
>E
>L
>I
>E
>V
>E
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>>144694271
who's this semen demon
>>
>>144694020
thanks anon.
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I woke up two hours ago for this. Literally nothing has happened on stream
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>>144693737
are you telling me the several pics of my foot i posted people know exactly who i am?

fuuuuuuuuuk
>>
So I recently started playing this game seriously with my pals over League since I stopped having fun with it. I'm not gonna ask for how to play the game or shit like that since I've played it on and off for a little while now.

I have fun with it, but I realized I'm really only having fun with one hero. I would like to branch out, but as you realize there's a ton of heroes and I don't have the history of knowing them like I did with League. The only hero I really have fun with is Wind Ranger. I'd like some recommendations to what other heroes I should try. In League I loved playing ADC with Draven being my favorite character if that helps.
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>>144694379
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING START IT ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AND NEXT TIME, REMEMBER MY ADVICE: THE GUY WHO INVENTED PANELS IN MOTHERFUCKING VIDYA TOURNAMENTS NEEDS TO HAVE HIS OWN BALLS CUT, AND FED TO HIM
>>
are there really people out there who sit and listen to what these 4 people have to say about the game and go "yeah i can agree with all this, this talking is great!"
>>
>>144694432
Why did you put the winning team as the fewest hero picks?
>>
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>35 minutes in and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
Just like in dota, flips are taking their time to start the game
>>
>>144694271
she cropped her man shoulders and caked on makeup for her dark under eyes nice
>>
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>YFW NAVI WIN THE MAJORBOWL
>>
Charlie blowing eg and Secret the duck out.
>>
could someone ask the teams to please chotto matte? My computer died
>>
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>mfw everyone has forgotten James
>>
>>144694485
just play random heroes

its really just preference so you have to find them for yourself
>>
>>144694359
who care
soe comin back
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Hey /d2g/ what are you wearing while watching this Vanilla Major? :3
>>
Charlie is shitting on EG all the time lmao
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Since Majors aren't starting anytime soon can I get some tips for le balanced flaming skeleton manlet?

Soul Ring into Medallion into Deso is still the way to go?
>>
dont go to the major in 30 minutes, you guys in d2g are alright.
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you fucking mongoloids start the fucking game already

I just wanna nether blast these incompetent asshats

all i want is to see to teams play dota and shitpost about it not listen to pseudo-intlellectuals spew verbal diarrhea and pretend to laugh on a stupid looking desk

literally kill yourselves Valve
>>
>>144694119

Yeah sure thing brownie
>>
>>144694615
That's a really puffy vulva.
>>
SILENT BUT D E A D L Y
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>>144694615
c-cute :3
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>>144694612
le damaged goods
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Just in time
>>
HYPER
AGGRESSIVE
HYPER
X
X
X
>>
>>144694532
>Shitrekt
>Winning
Best that will happen is they go bottom 12 instead of 16, and they'll be very fucking lucky if they get a direct invite to TI

>>144694465
>Waking up an hour early for the opening ceremony
Lad, I set my alarm for 4 am Yurotime, took a shower, and now I've had to endure "only" 15 minutes of desk.
>>
L I Q U I D

I

Q

U

I

D
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>>144694615
>>
Silent and deadly like their captain kuroky
>>
"Silent buy deadly."

HAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
This is tight>>144694632
>>
TIIMI

NESTE

TÄÄLLÄ

RULETTAMASSA
>>
>this intro
Can't handle the cringe, closing the tab and finishing the witcher dlc. I'm done.
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HERE
WE
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MVP
V
P
>>
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that liquid intro gives me the chills
>>
oh god this is awful
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hyper X-pressive
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NAVI OR OG?

PLS
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>>144694689
that's a nice ass though

or maybe it's just the way her back curves

it's nice either way
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>>144694693
H Y P E R X X X
>>
>NO CROWD MIC
PGL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>
JUST START THE FUCKING GAME FUCK THE MUSIC FUCK THE HYPE JUST PLAY DOTAG7FUCKINFAGOOTSSHIT
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SILAND BUD DEBELLY :DDDDDDD
:---------DDDDDDDD
>>
>tempo controllers!

PLEASE YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME
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LIQUID
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>>
TEMPO CONTROLLERS
>>
T E M P O
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T E M P O

C O N T R O L L E R S
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Why does Jerax always look like he's in full blaze-it mode.
>>
T E M P O
E
M
P
O
>>
TEMPO CONTROLLERS
>>
TEMPO MOTHERFUCKING CONTROLLERS
>>
TEMPO CONTROLLERS
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>dat virgin walk
>>
TEMPO
CONTROLLERS
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TEMP CONTROLLER
>TEMP CONTROLLER
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>>
all those fucking buzzwords
>>
>TEMPO CONTROLLERS

TEMPO CONTROLLERS

>TEMPO CONTROLLERS

TEMPO CONTROLLERS

>TEMPO CONTROLLERS

TEMPO CONTROLLERS

>TEMPO CONTROLLERS
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Tempo controllers!
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RE L E N T L E SS

T E M P O
E
M
P
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CO N T RO L L ER S
O
N
T
R
O
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>TEMPO CONTROLLERS

THAT'S IT

I'M LITERALLY FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW
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>>144694615
A HAND TIAGO WE ASKED FOR A FUCKING HAND
>>
M A E S T R O
A
E
S
T
R
O
>>
>tempo controller
lads...
>>
Remember when Korean Dota was relevant?
>>
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
>>
WHEN IS KPOP POSTING???
>>
tempo!
>>
Damn. These intros are actually nice.
>>
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CHOTTO MATTE
>>
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why do asians love gay sandals so much?
>>
>tempocontrollers
>>
>>144694865
>>144694875


WHAT'S THEIR WIN CONDITION?
>>
>TRAINED ASSASSINS
my sides
>>
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>>144694821
ES DOES IT
>>
>this "production" """"quality""""

top lel
>>
>TEMPO CONTROLLERS
THIS SHIT IS ON PURPOSE NOW ISNT IT
>>
>hype entrance
>now 20 minutes of hype deflating draft

How do we fucking fix the draft, boys?
>>
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>>144694615
>tfw I'm wearing cute comfy clothes too but I'm not confident enough to post pics
>>
TEMPO CONTROLLERS
>>
i can already smell of chink raped anus
G O L I Q U I D
>>
NEVER FORGET
IT COULD HAVE BEEN THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxvPOs8Zj8
>>
>>144694932
Sandals are comfy as fuck you cunt.
>>
AND NOW BACK TO THE PANEL
>>
whos casting? tobi synd?
>>
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>>144694821
That's just how finns look you racist
>>
WTF SHOW THE HAND SHAKE
>>
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>TEMPO = CONTROLLED
>GOLD = INFUSED
>MOMENTUM = BASED
>WIN = CONDITIONED
>MIN = MAXED
>>
>>144694968
just do it
I did
>>144694709
>>
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TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
TEMPO CONTROLLER
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
>>
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>>144694704
>Best that will happen is they go bottom 12 instead of 16, and they'll be very fucking lucky if they get a direct invite to TI

I remember seeing people say the same thing at Shanghai and Frankfurt.
>>
>>144694984
go back to tumbleddit
>>
Whats kpops win condition here?
>>
>>144695001
>synderen
>ever
wp lad
>>
We are literally watching a best of 3 grand final.
>>
MVP HWAITING
>>
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So what exactly is a "tempo controller", dotards?
>>
>>144695001
Synderen is busy ruining Alliance.
>>
>BACK TO PANEL
KILL ME>BACK TO PANEL
KILL ME>BACK TO PANEL
KILL ME
>>
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Bernie about to announce hes dropping out, lets try to notice the moment when Purge's heart shatters
>>
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>>144694990
WHAT'S HE THINKING ABOUT?
>>
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>this started over 40 minutes ago
>still NO FUCKING GAME
>>
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KOREA!
>>
>>144695114
a metronome or a drummer
>>
>>144695114
THEY CONTROL
THE TEMPO

JESUS FUCK YOU LOLBABS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

DOES YOUR GAME EVEN HAVE TEMPO CONTROLLERS?
>>
so what exaclty is a "dumb anime poster", dotard?

this?>>144695114
>>
>>144695071

To capitalise on momentum based timings
>>
>>144694709
unfffffffff
>>
>>144695159
losing
>>
>>144695159
The secert
>>
PURGE ABOUT TO BE FIRED
>>
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bring out those hyper carries

gotta control the tempo how else would you find the win condition

power spikes?
>>
>>144695071
Wisp bristle
>>
VALVE CONFIRMED PAYING STEAM CASH TO GOOKS TO FILL SEATS LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
>>
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>>144695071
hot sluts
>>
LOL at purge blowing out korean dota and redeye trying to bring it back

>b-but muh March..
>>
RIME
AND
BEESA
MENTIONED
>>
Man, I hope Liquid will draft a decent hypercarry for Matumbaman
>>
Tempo, unlike other concepts like Value, or Card Advantage, is not readily apparent at a glance at the situation. It is easy to see if a card has got good value if it has traded for 2 cards from your opponent, and it is simple to see who has Card Advantage at any time. Tempo is a much more complex proposition.

The best way to understand Tempo is to look at it in relation to your Mana. Tempo is basically a measurement of the speed of your progression through the game, and the main limiting factor to your speed is your Mana restrictions on each turn.

Imagine when you have played a Core Hound onto the board, you have invested 7 units of Tempo (its Mana cost) in order to play it. If you are playing against a Mage, they can Fireball your Core Hound for 4 units of Tempo, and they have gained 3 units of Tempo overall that they can use to develop another card onto the board, putting them ahead. This is one of the big reasons why sticky, hard to remove minions with high health or Deathrattles are preferred, even in Tempo decks, since easy to remove minions are bad for Tempo.
>>
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>>144694990
>It's, a secret
>>
>Purge
guess who's not getting invite for Valve events ever again

>Rime and Beesa?
WHATHEFUCK
>>
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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>>144695030
>whoever brought it to dota should honestly be shot

Blitz brought it to DOTA.

It's 100% legit.

Cap even confirmed it multiple times already.

Blitz literally brought the term from Hearthstone to DOTA.

And you fucking SHITLORDS still think that the fuck fat fucking gook is "your guy".

Fucking kill yourselves, you god damn morons.
>>
>>144694689
Where was this picture posted?
>>
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
>>
UK Dota is not even a joke.
>>
>>144694615
>tfw I'd get banned for posting my diaper
>>
BEESA AND RIME SHOUTOUT ON THE FUCKING MAJOR STREAM
OUR GUYS
WOW
>>
>>144694704
>and they'll be very fucking lucky if they get a direct invite to TI

If you honestly believe this you're seriously fucking retarded. Even if Secret got last place at this major (which they won't) they still got first place at Shanghai and second at Frankfurt and they're extremely popular. They're getting a direct invite.
>>
>still talking
>some how tlaking about korean dota and lol

JUST

START

THE

FUCKING

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>
>>144695245
I hope they channel March and pick Warlock at least one game
>>
>>144695279
I wonder how much money nogames spent for those name drops
>>
>>144695284
Can you please define "Hypercarry" for me? No flame honestly curious.
>>
>panel literally saying dota is dead in a region

Holy shit fired. So fired. This is worse than anything james did
>>
FUCKING START THE DRAFT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS PANEL TRASH
>>
>first draft haven't started
>45 minutes too late
defend this dotards
>>
>>144695310
post hadam

or whatever that whore's name is
>>
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>>144695317
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>144695334
it would still be less of a shitpost than any of tiagos posts
>>
>>144695381
gabe can't fire everyone
>>
>player literally named futa

dotards????
>>
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LOL LETS TALK ABOUT HOW DEAD THE GAME IS FOR 10 MINUTES GREAT PANEL XD
>>
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>>144694216
>Mineski
>>
>>144695398
they're installing dota do not presume
>>
>>144695381

For something to be dead it had to be alive in the first place.
>>
>Alder Beano
Literally what the fuck is this name?
>>
Fata about to win the major boy

another major win for Cloud 9 boys
>>
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START THE FUCKING GAME HOLY FUCK

IM ACTUALLY GETTING TRIGGERED


FUCK
>>
>>144695441
even if the diaper was filled with shit
>>
START THE FUCKING MATCH
>>
>>144695042
>delusional shitrekt fanboi
>>
ITT: Heros that remind you of yourself
For me it’s Leshrac – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>
>remove james from everything casting panel etc etc

this is some how good and now acceptable to watch to many viewers.
>>
S T A R T
T
A
R
T

T H E
H
E

G A M E
A
M
E
>>
>>144695541
yeah that was my point senpai
>>
>He doesn't overextend

Doesn't FATA go balls deep early on if he thinks he can get away with it?
>>
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Start the fucking games.

Nobody cares about this 50 minute of delay.

This is fucking horrible
>>
Sensing some hesitation to START THE FUCKING GAME.
>>
>>144695559
and useless.
>>
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>le balanced tin man will lose the arcana vote to waternigger
>>
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>>144695267
>>144695310

should we post more?
>>
>>144695559
templar assassin ;)
>>
>>144695532
hasnt a former cloud 9 player been on every major or ti winning team for a year
>>
>>144695559
I'm Tiny.... intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>
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THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS MEMES COME TRUE

>SINGING WOMAN
>TRON GUYS
>SILENT BUT DEADLY
>TEMPO CONTROLLER
>>
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>>144695552
I remember people saying that at Shanghai and Frankfurt, too.
>>
>>144695441
>>144695541
I'm not even poopy right now :3
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suIHmqXVfTg
>>
>>144695639
...intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked huge cock
>>
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>>
>>144695559
kys
>>
DID SOMEONE SAID "DRAFT"?
>>
PURGE IS A MESS
>>
>>144694216
>prediction lock
>5 days 19 hours

here's (You)r upboat
>>
>>144695632
I threw 32 votes in Cuckwerk, can only pray now
>>
>>144695634
Who is this that's a great body.
>>
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>>144695639
>
>>
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did you enjoy our 45min professional sports panel?
>>
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They didn't believe in us
>>
>>144695559
Enchantress
cute and good at taking cock
>>
DOTARD???????????
>>
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>>144695592
fata is the definition of cuck. he will overextend if that means he can lose his lead that way
>>
>>144695029
if MVP win game 1 I will
>>
>>144695559
Ogre Magi. Dumb, fat, tall, and for some reason, I have luck as to not miserably fail in my studies, and to even have people that like me.
>>
PURGE IS AN ASS
>>
These threads are just awful.
>>
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Holy shit Newbee are 19-0 in Manila
>>
HURP DURP SO WHOS GONNA WIN CHARLIE HUH?

OH UMM IM GONNA GO LIQUID THATS MY OPINION AND ITS A VERY HOT ONE

ALRIGHT NICE INPUT CHARLIE SO LETS FIND OUT IF YOU ARE RIGHT HAHAHHAH XD
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>
What are you guys snacking on while waiting for the game?
>>
>>144694485
The other ranged autoattack carries are Drow, Templar Assassin, Gyrocopter, Clinkz, Shadowfiend, Dwarven Sniper, Templar Assassin, and Razor.

But in general, most of these (except Drow, Gyro, Templar Assassin and Clinkz) are played in the mid-lane. The meta-game in Dota mostly favours using melee heroes for your 'ADC' (think Yi, Tryndamere), since heroes can't turn instantly like they can in league which makes kiting less effective.
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>>144695559
Pudge
>>
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Blitz would never have let this happen if Valve hired him instead in "new talent"
>>
>>144695559
no one reads enough lore to actually care about it
>>
>>144695559
I'm Axe... intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>
>>144695650
Yes.

TI5- Aui
Frankfurt - Notail
Shanghai, EE, Misery, and Pie

The only ones left are FATA, Bone, and SingSing.
>>
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Hej
>>
>>144695634
that's just delicious
>>
>if you liked the group stages you're gonna be blown away by the main event
>50 minutes late

DOTARDS?
>>
How have the games not started yet?
>>
>I've been in the shadow realm on my first account
>decide to start a new one since my mmr is so low i can probably calibrate higher anyway
>have a 60% winrate so far
>100% win rate with slark and abaddon
Ez game
>>
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>>144695761
Hyuna
>>
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Start the game or kill me.
>>
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oh thank god.. go mvp!
>>
DRAFT HAS STARTED FUCKING PANEL SHUT UP
>>
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>>144695714
>>
>>144695071
Outmeme suomi
>>
>>144695848
fat, smelly and with a wicked sense of humor ?
>>
Bristle ban
yeah it's over
>>
>psychologist
wait twhat?
>>
>>144695918

Surprise!
>>
>DRAFTING ALREADY STARTED
>PANEL STILL TALKING BULLSHIT
>>
>draft starts
stream goes to shit
>>
>>144694615
give butt
>>
>pro players get "massages" all the time
>>
FUCKING 50 MINUTES OF BULLSHIT

KILL YOURSELF VALVE FOR RUINING DOTA EVENTS
>>
REEEKEEEEE HERE.
>>
R I K I
I
K
I
>>
RIKY???????
>>
lifestealer riki lmao
>>
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>>144695904
>>
>Rikimaru memes
I don't like this
>>
>>144696013

Dota players are perpetually on the edge of suicide considering the evil nature of the game.
>>
REEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEE
>>
FIRST PICK RIKI
>>
FIRST PHASE RIKI
>>
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>tfw you'll get to watch a game of your 4k pubs
>>
>riki
ayy
>>
>>144695685
Except that last time they had a mid that made space for carry
Now they have a mid that fights for farm with their carry
>>
Discount bounty
>>
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>50 minutes of waiting
>Second pick rikki
>>
R I K I M A R U
I
K
I
M
A
R
U
>>
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>>144695559
>>
>pick riki
>crowd goes wild
lmao
>>
>FIRST PICK RIKI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW YEAH
>>
I love memes
>>
>RIKI LS COMBO
KEK THEY'RE USING THE COMBO FNATIC USED AGAINST THEM
>>
>>144695832
>>144694485
Made a typo. Templar Assassin is played in the mid-lane.
>>
>POST YFW DRAFT FINALLY FUCKING BEGINS
>>
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>50 minute delay for mvp Rikimaru
>>
QUIET AS CAT'S FEET
>>
>>144695634
>>144695946
Reminder that tens of CEOs and other important people regularly creampie these kpop stars
>>
>ban gondar
>pick riki
DOTARDS
>>
>>144695990
I love the boob jiggle. Thanks
>>
anyone else miss when casters did the draft and we didn't have all this extra filler tacked onto it?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7EcSvkQLSg
>>
new thread
>>144689223
>>144689223
>>144689223
>>144689223
>>
M E m E d R a F t
>>
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>>144695990
>>
new memes, RETARDS

>>144696186
>>144696186
>>144696186
>>144696186
>>
>>144696094
I mean I guess i could see it if they lose
I'm sure there are plenty of guys who get suicidal after losing
>>
>>144696193
YOU, MY FRIEND, JUST GOT PWNED
>>
>GoodtyHunter

QUICKLY,
QUICKLY!
>>
Why are you all so surprised? Riki is an everygame pick in 5k+ thesedays.
>>
>>144696158

Someone make an RTZ edit of this that is "biggest game loser you will ever meet" and "fucking team killer"
>>
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MVP
HERE
WE
GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
how fucking cringy is this general, i feel like im surounded by autistic kids and retards but hey, that could be said for this whole website
>>
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this one is easy for korea
>>
>>144696202
you can too if you're willing to pay the price

no seriously, most kpop idols become high end escorts after they "retire"
>>
>>144696252

No, it's just the game itself.
>>
>>144696249
Animecunt BTFO
>>
THEY GIVE JERAX EARTH SPIRIT
>>
>>144696249
report this bullshit
>>
>>144696247
She's like the cute girlfriend you'll never ever have
>>
Incoming fata bm
>>
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>seats
>not empty

What the fuck?
>>
>>144694432
>alliance
>fewest deaths
>every game is 45min+
>>
Damn, Liquid vs MVP.P is hyped as fuck
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