/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>144656323
nice blog, where do I subscribe

tracer

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Playing solo is suffering.

I want to stick my dick between Pharah's pillowy tits.

Reminder if you try to dig up stats to prove how good you are in Quick Play you have the downs. Save it for ranked and shut up, nobody cares about your Level 20 winrate.

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Who /Zen/ here?

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>1v1ing a tracer as mercy
>damage boosting a bastion and hearing stststststststststststststststststststststststststst

fuck these healsluts, battle mercy is where it's at

>Mercy will never step on your dick
Why live

>>144656418
so this is what it feels like
when doves cry

Who is hottest dad? Reinhardt or Soldier

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>>144656418
>that guy who has to force his political bullshit maymays into everything

Don't be that guy

I want to fuck Widowmaker.
I want to be fucked by Widowmaker.

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Which legendary skin should I buy?

Heroes I enjoy:
Mei
Symmetra
McCree

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what does this mean?

>>144656654
same as the huntsman in tf2, projectile based weapons have bigger hitboxes for balance reasons.

>>144656664
Roadhog

It's a tough world out there but he's a big nice guy who will protect you from it

>>144656654

REMOVE HANZO
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>>144656747
Any xbone groups going? Want to get an actual W today after 5 straight losses queuing solo.

>>144656640
I just want to praise the lord, can we just praise the lord for minute? God damn

>>144656654

Defend THIS *unzips katanadick*

>>144656664

Rein is that grandpa everyone knows is gay but he's been married for like 50 years so he just joins a quilting club or something

>>144656747
symmetra is the only one of those with interesting legendaries

>>144656770
she's wearing armor in her default but just a shirt and probably a bra in devil

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>>144656669
It's true though

Team games become popular in the last 10 years because they allow bads to keep their ego intact by blaming others for losses.

>>144656654
It's literally the cuntsman all over again.

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Would you follow D.Va's stream?

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tfw you finally get a legendary skin for your boy

>>144656654
hitboxes to account for online latency and prediction algorithms If you didn't have them people would bitch they can't hit anything.

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I want to princess carry Zarya.

>>144656654
there's nothing that needs defending. if you don't like the game, don't play it.

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DAILY REMINDER ATTACKING MERCY IS FORBIDDEN UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION!

Its literally a warcrime.

"Rule 25. Medical personnel exclusively assigned to medical duties must be respected and protected in all circumstances."

>>144656692
I had a fun match in general pub with like good voice chat communication with a guy called SillyNagger. It was a shame because we had fun but he's probably a manbaby irl

Does /owg/ say anything pre-match to hype their team? I always say
>Alright let's play some FOOTBAWWWW

>>144656654

Every Hanzo kill cam ever. I hate him so much.

Am I bad for turning off team and match chat completely? I wish it blocked emotes though, I hate being a healer and have some rogue McERightClick spam that he needs healing when he's deep behind enemy lines.

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>>144656852
>symmetra is the only one of those with interesting legendaries
Maybe the Architech skin?

>>144656964
Mercy is always the first to get my hot monkey dick

>Literally killed from Anubis attack spawn by a McCree at the top of the stairs opposite with FTH

I don't care what the fucking odds are, fuck that retarded skill.

So Junkrat is getting a nerf right

is soldier 76 the easiest hero to play?

>>144656770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FyKpPBjSeE

>>144656964
She has a sidearm so I don't think it applies to her

>>144657009
I prefer her Vishkar skin but that one is good too.

>>144656784
I WANT TO cuddle Roadhog's jiggly belly!!!

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>Attack on Weeb Cherry Blossom Shrine
>Take A in like 30 seconds
>Shit'sEasyYo.jpg
>Enemies turn into 100% salt-based lifeforms, switch to 4 Tjorborns all covering eachother/all entrences, Hanzo, and Mercy.
>They manage to hold for the 9 and a half minutes.

What the actual fuck is the counter to that?
We thought about 4 Reinhardts and a Lucio to rush the objective, but didn't.
Anyone have any luck with similar encounters?

>>144657056
No, Mcree is

>>144657056
Nah, McCree is

>>144656852

lol what? Symmetra has the worst skins in the whole game. Not 1 good skin. I wish there was one that hid her ugly indian face. God she is so ugly.

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>>144656656

>4x time played as offense compared to every other class
>usually play Zenyatta (or Lucio on KotH) if forced to support (as if)
>Decide to play Mercy
>Completely stomp enemy team, cockblock the fuck out of their reinhardt, get potg, everyone on teams commends me and tells me excellent healing (presumably hoping to bait a competent healslut).

It's amazing how you healsluts makes this class look hard

>>144656778
Zenyatta projectiles are just fine, whereas Dva's are also huntsman fuckhueg. It depends on the hitbox of each projectile specifically.

>>144656875
Team has always been bigger than 1v1. That's why fighters have the most amount of whiners and drop off

>>144657056
Negative, McCree is

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>>144657027
>>144656964
>Have always played like shit with Winston
>Finally decide to pick him once because their Widow/Mercy is fucking us up
>Give both of them the hot monkey dick
>Have a tough time killing Mercy but manage to successfuly cut her off from the rest of the team repeatedly
>Win
Now I understand the power of King Dong

>>144657120
TAKES A LICKIN, KEEPS ON TICKIN'

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Pharah

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>computer repair update
>4th week with no pc
>still at the store, nothing yet, still waiting for new motherboard

Should I kill myself?
Is it possible that the tech guy is cucking me and he is actually spending his time playing games on my pc?
I can't tell you how much I want to play overwatch. This wait is torture. I'm stuck playing torchlight on my potato laptop.

>>144657056
Nope, McSkill is

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>>144656586
> Less than 50%
>Playing solo is suffering.
because shitters like you end up on my team to drag me down to 50%.

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post shitty D.Va

>>144657293
nice blog

>>144657009
Symmetra is one of my favorites to play but her legendary costumes are pretty boring tbqh. What so she was like a secretary before she joined Overwatch? Yawn. Her other legendary is just like
>Lel Hinduism so weird

>in overtime
>widow on our team is still sitting 500 yards away
>lose
EPIC JUST EPIC.

>>144657293

nice blog, where do i subscribe.

>>144657120

Best counter is Reinhardt+S:76/Widow/Hanzo/Pharah (fuck junkrat). The level 2 turret deals like 14x4 dps? You can easily take them down before your shield breaks.

>>144657356
>Lel Hinduism so weird

It's super weird

>>144657285
>thumb down
What did she mean by this?

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>mfw I was told this game had forced 50%

Can some anon tell me my win %? Or at least give me a formula to use? I cant math

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>>144657332

>>144657293
What kind of tech store doesn't have 1 day shipping? Unless he just RMA'd your board instead of charging you for a new one.

>>144657056
in theory yes

emphasis on theory

>final push on Dorado
>enemy team goes Double Junkrat

WHY IS THERE LITERALLY NO COUNTER TO THIS

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Does Bedouin Genji's voice lines change at all? I want to play a badass Arabian Nights motherfucker, but it'd sort of kill my immersion if her's constantly 身を捨てても、冥利はすてず all the time.

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>tfw I will never, EVER, have a competent team because everyone is mustard and I'm on console

and I have no friends

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>>144657285

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>Arriving at Nepal
>Arriving at Illios
>Arriving at Ching Chong Tower

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DEATH BALL

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>>144657332

>>144657332
no this meme is slander. reported to internet police.

>>144657423
What does that korean even fucking say

>>144657472
nope

>>144657415
her face when she saw your benis

:DDD

Just fucking remove headshots from the game already and rescale all the damage.

It's bullshit.

>>144657467

Junkrat is the most squishy character in the game. Everyone is his counter. Soldier, Pharah, McGree. Anything fucks him up in a second.

>>144657508
I know I'll eventually find shitter D. Va obnoxious but right now I love it

Post more

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>>144657564
Oh no not the internet police.
i can't go to internet prison.
Not again.

>>144657056
Mei or reaper. They're both literally "aim in general direction of enemy and fire gun." No more and no less.

>>144656964
If a medic carries a weapon he relinquishes the protection.

>>144657583
Shit.

>>144657423
when did D.Va turn into the second coming of Dorito Pope

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>>144657617
Headshots are going nowhere. Get used to it.

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>>144657503

>>144657338
>>144657385

People must know about my troubles.

>>144657424

The only motherboard that had the right socket for my cpu was not readily available. Had to order it, will take 4-7 working days, tech guy said up to 10. Currently on day 5.

Also, shithole country so not much to choose from.

>>144657120
D.va can out damage 2 Torb turrets, and has the mobility to get in close to them. Anything with a lot of armor (not shields, armor, the yellow one) basically can fuck them up.

>>144657190
What? D.va shoots hitscan

I hate every single genji player desu

>>144657503

>do this
>reinhard home runs the thing
>kill a widowmaker way far on the back

That would be amazing if possible.

>>144657670
Or you can learn to aim and slay their team with the icicle. It's fucking strong.

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>>144657356
Kali is literally the fucking god of absolute destruction. IF she kills you, you don't die, you get fucking annihilated from existence.

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>>144657617
With anything I need custom sounds for headshot like my pub days in CS.

>>144657617
i hope they make the hitboxes bigger just to piss you off

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>>144657656

>>144657792
>desu
You're the genji player

>>144657320
Nah, fuck you.
I may not be great, but the fucking teams I get put with that do nothing but rush the point solo or flat out ignore the point at all are complete bullshit. 9 times out of 10 I even fill fucking roles, even if it means picking tank or even sniper, roles I'm absolute garbage at.
When I get gold objective time as shit that shouldn't be camping on the objective or gold objective kills as fucking Mercy there's a fucking problem.

>>144657418
I fucking hate you.
Like 65% or something along those lines.

>>144657792
it's ok to be jealous

>>144657812
I'm excited.

>>144657567
GG!

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Roadhog has best voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N9NRPhoTcQ

This game is shit, and I don't mean shit like v says it's shit. I mean it is actually unenjoyable, poorly balanced, and extremely irritating to play.

Played for 10 hours, my last game was soldier 76

>KOTH
>run to objective, get a glancing headshot on tracer/missile
>get knocked off map by pharah
>tracer again
>cant hit her at all with her warping behind me
>die
>get to point to cap, get barely touched by mei's ult
>frozen, instant death
>go back to the point, flank and try to pick off the sniper
>shoot her, she zips away behind a building
>get body shotted twice
>go to point
>lucio ults, can't hurt anyone with my ult
>die
>go back to point
>get hit by a hooked through a wall, instant death

It's just irritating, every death was a gimmicky 100-0 with no counterplay.

it was so fucking annoying just trying to actually aim and shoot anyone, there's all these skills that just instantly kill and have no need to aim. Just casually use them and get kills

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>>144656701

>>144657760
fuck off jesus you're so boring

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>mfw people are excited for ranked mode

What are you expecting ranked to improve exactly?

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>>144657812

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>>144657979

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>>144657792
*reflects your well aimed shots*
pssh.. baka...
*dashes behind u*
hmph.. measure twice... cut once...
*ults and slices u*
nothing personnel... gaijin...

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Why do I have to update all of a sudden? 1.03? is that old or new? patchnotes?

>>144657056
Mcree
Bastion

>>144657617
remove headshots widow now bodyshots 250 at max charge

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>>144657956
>So much drama going on in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Road H O single G

>>144657957
k, see ya

>>144657995
I only expect more salt when people can't just chill and accept a casual game for what it is.

Post new hero concepts!

Mine:
1337 Hacker type kid who puts off an arrogant persona but is really socially awkward. His primary weapon is typing into a laptop which shooting out bullets of ones and zeroes. Occasionally he makes meta commentary about how sloppily the game is programmed

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I've had several detailed dreams of OW characters being my family & friends.

Mum - Mei
Dad - young Soldier: 76
Older Sister - Pharah
Younger Sister - Tracer
Cool family friend/uncle - McCree
Gym buddies - Zarya & Reinhardt
Friendly college professor - Winston
Childhood friend - D.Va
Awesome next door neighbours - Torbjörn and Mercy
Best bro - Lucio

>Nobody is a soldier or etc.
>Mei and 76 adopted me and my siblings at various young ages, with Pharah being the daughter of their (dead) good friend.
>Get along great with my siblings, me and Tracer are virtually inseparable - and both still teenagers
>Lucio is an aspiring DJ and constantly sends me mictapes or youtube links to songs he's gonna sample
>Zarya and Reinhardt are first gen immigrants, and started helping me out instantly after seeing I had poor form on my squats and then started coaching me from there - and after I bought them drinks at the end of the day as thanks, we became good friends
>McCree sends me a new cool knife or novelty antique weapon every birthday and nobody has any clue how the fuck he sneaks them through the mail so well
>Pharah dotes on me a lot and tries to set me up with her friend, Symmetra, all the time since she thinks I need an older woman to care for me
>D.Va and I fooled around in middle school and have some underlying sexual tension between us still, but are mostly just good friends
>Winston is exasperated at how I put off my studies to socialize and do extracurricular stuff like run the film society for our college - and he always tries to gently help me realize my full academic potential
>Torb and Mercy throw sick parties every public holiday and are cool as shit, we've even gone to Disneyland and Spain with them on holidays since we're so close to 'em - and Torb is a total bro who constantly lowkey brags about how hot his wife is and tries to give me advice on women

I genuinely feel sad when I wake up and these dreams stop being real. Anyone else have this happen?

These maps are fucking trash

>>144658081
Remove Widow.

>Give the weekly brawl another chance
>Its still just pure condensed autism

no gg no skill

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>tfw quad kill on a team of winstons as Bastion

>>144658165
Tumblr is making me like D.Va. help me

>>144657792
>Mcree main salty his ftm got deflected

>>144657995
The only thing it will change is instead of using the blatantly stupid mathematical fallacy of "wahhhh forced 50% winrate", now we can say "lol I'm Bronze rank 4 and you're Wood rank 3, GIT GUD"

Shitty players still gonna be shitty but we'll have an actual stat that matters to back it up. "lol I don't care if ur Purple Diamond rank 1, ur a Pharah main so ur shit, I play with honor down here in Felt rank 4, I only play Roadhog with my eyes closed becuz I refuse to use OP shit like Tier 1 heroes or having my eyes open"

It's gonna be glorious

>>144658203
when is this site going to allow vote banning

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>>144657957
>Gets repeatedly wrecked as soldier 76
>Doesn't pick out of soldier into something more suitable

This is the average soldier "main", everyone.

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>>144658038

>>144657957
>Playing 76

there's your problem, you are playing the shit tier hero that no one over level 30 touches. Dude's fucking garbage, just there to draw in the dudebros from Call of Honor, you aren't supposed to play him SERIOUSLY or anything lmao.

Honeslty they should just remove him from the Hero select screen after level 40

can enemies hear your "voice line"?

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Did the anon who compiled all that SFM porn ever posted a download link?

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>>144658064

>>144658175
Luchador character with no ranged weapons but if he gets close to an enemy player he can lock them in grapples that drain their health

>>144657740
>Not naming it every thread until you like it.webm

>>144658165
>>144658038
>>144657979
>>144658260
fuck off with your literal tumblr memes

>>144658206
Theres some that are really retarded, Temple of Anubis can be impossible to capture point A and some have spawns far too close to the second point, you basically need to wipe a team to capture or prevent overtime.

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>>144657995
>super tryhard mlg premaders fuck off with herostacking or broken team comps
>solo queue is less cancer

can't wait honestly

>>144658267
Yes some hours ago, but everyone was busy with Traceranon

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>>144657979
i need more of these

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>>144658359

>>144658265
Yes

>>144657503
wheres the gif of the one that actually kills someone

>>144658391
Seagull has said all maps favor attackers

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>>144658359
;)

>>144657418
(212/324)*100 = ~65.43%

>>144658329
Does he have a cape or whatever to deflect attacks

>>144658318

anime is stupid

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>>144658420
The only downside to these is that theres less actually Dva art coming out now

HEY GUYS LET'S JUST STAND AT THE CHOKEPOINT AND SHOOT TOWARDS THE OBJECTIVE
I HEARD THIS TACTIC ALWAYS WORKS

>>144657503
>A Weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>McCree
Fan the hammer needs more recoil so it's not piss easy to land 5/6 shots on even the smallest of targets
>Pharah
She needs to be able to move slightly faster in the air and while using rocket barrage
>Reaper
His teleport needs to either be sped up or to not telegraph where he's going to, and if he eats an enemy team member's soul after killing them then they shouldn't be able to respawm
>Tracer
Her blinks should allow her to move vertically as well, so you can gain height by aiming upwards. Nerf HP to compensate.

>Hanzo
Arrows should have normal hitbox
>Widowmaker
A sniper rifle shouldn't need to charge up, it was dumb in TF2 and it's dumb now. Remove her mine to balance it.
>Bastion
Fine, though I'd love a skin that gives him R2D2's voice
>Mei
Should be able to skate along ice she sprays to gain speed, but her Wall and Heal should also cost 40/30 ammo apiece
>Junkrat
Should be immune to his own gun
>Torbjorn
Hammer should just be his melee instead of a seperate weapon

>Zarya
Shields should reflect beam, electric, or energy weapons, like Genji's deflect
>Roadhog
Hook needs 40% more range, right now its far too short.
>Reinhardt
Charge should deal recoil damage to him if he hits anything, shield should not allow enemies to walk through it.
>D.Va
Should have no critbox, and her suit shouldn't have an auto-eject. If you don't get out yourself you should just die.

>Zenyatta
Needs all his regular HP replaced with armour so he can't get bodyshot by widow, and should be able to deploy as many orbs of harmony/discord simultaneously as he has ammo for his orb toss (20 at max) - but they get disabled if he reloads or dies, to balance it.
>Lucio
His buff songs should really be D&B or Ska instead of generic dubstep.
>Mercy
Remove her gun and melee, she's supposed to be a pacifist
>Symmetra
She should start having some form of fit from sensory overload if too much happens on screen at any point, like all her turrets firing at once.

Thoughts?

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>>144658408

Can you post the link please?

>>144656935
So what happens if we like the game but don't like it's flaws? Are we still not allowed to criticized everything in your happy world where everything is perfect?

Just off yourself already.

>Man I am doing absolutely awful (9 kills/10 deaths)
>Let's get a rough estimate of how the team is doing
>I have Gold in Damage, Elims and Objective Time

FORCED
FUCKING
50

>>144657250
Everyone switch to Junkrat? All focus on one Tjorborn and 1 turret at a time, or just bust in in a hail of 'nades?

>>144657392
Enter through the front, snipers taking out turrets? The turret setup was very intricate, not all just in the back.

>>144657765
The Tjorborns guarded the turrets. Would D.va need an assist character to go in with her? Maybe Pharah to knock them away?

Thank you all. Character suggestions are a help. Tactics are based on what's happening so I know you can't really offer help there.

>>144658561
Only have it on my computer at home, sorry

>>144658557
Widowmaker needs to be removed from the game.

>>144658547
If you are Junkrat it does. It really, really does.

>>144658504
sure why not

>>144658557
nice blog

>>144658561
>the bird just sits there
>I bet that rabbit was sour anyways

>>144656964
>exclusively assigned to medical duties
balam bam boom there's where you're wrong

>Hanzo shoots in my general direction
>ends up hitting me at the foot, killing me as I take off
>in his killcam he hits the air under my feet

I don't understand how my hurtboxes work when I'm boosting in the air with Pharah

>>144658557
>Tracer
>Nerf HP
Stopped reading right there. You're retarded.

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>>144658561
Pretty got juke from bugs bunny.

>>144658584
i don't care if you like it or not. you don't matter.

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>>144658557
>D.Va
>Should have no critbox, and her suit shouldn't have an auto-eject. If you don't get out yourself you should just die.

I kinda like this idea. Also upon successful ejection the mech will short circuit and stun enemies in a small radius for 2s (kinda like junkrat's death grenades).

Genji M2 spam is stupid

>>144658557
>A sniper rifle shouldn't need to charge up
And skin shouldn't be blue.

>>144658259
I don't main anyone. That was just who I was playing and I realized how gimmicky and irritating the game was.

>>144658898

The whole game is stupid full of stupid shit but I still like it.

>>144658779
Not after he fucking said people who Reaper kills shouldn't be able to respawn?

>>144658972
If everything is stupid nothing is stupid

>>144658854
Not even Blizzard thinks that so I can't even call you a shill.

Every time I see a Tracer I have to think about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuemcUasZ5E

Is even as annoying as him.

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>that guy that said gg after he lost

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EBIN
B
I
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testin the webums

>>144658997
I meant for Mercy's ult only sorry if not clear english is not my mother language

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Why is D.Va a shitposting magnet?

Someone actually bought 250 McCrees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NEJ0ARfASs

>>144659040
>not saying gg ez after you lose

>>144658259
>76 is literally supposed to be the jack of all trades
>can't actually be used in all situations

THIS IS WHY HE IS FUCKING GARBAGE

STOP ACTING LIKE HE IS GOOD FUCK

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>>144656770
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

>>144659079
McSkill at it again

>>144656770
DFC is better anyway

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>>144659040

>>144659128
Some people freak the fuck out when people say gg ez

>>144659108

she's not, it's just people from tumblr who don't know there's image dump boards so they treat the general like one

>>144658723
pretty sure it would've had to fly up and gather velocity again, and by that point the rabbits gone

or hes just a salty bitch

>>144659040
>he can only recognize games he wins as "good"

s c r u b

>>144656770
heaven has better fun bags

>>144657956
>nail polish

>>144659271
i know that's why it's hilarious

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FUCK DORITO
POST DADS
FATHER'S DAY IS ON THE 19TH

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Alright so I tested a wallhack, really obvious one for a few days now and the game didnt pick it up, neither did any of the players. Kek.
So today I figured I would test the easiest to get aimbot and once again the game didnt pick it up. Im 99% sure that there is no anti-cheat in Overwatch, whatsoever.
One mistake I did though, played as widowmaker with the aimbot. That shit was obvious as heck then and I even got a play of the game where its fucking obvious as fuck. Oddly enough nobody said anything so I guess Im still good.
I wonder if its possible to hack in the console version in some way.

>>144656770
tight latex for devil pressing the boobies down? angels are more nurturing so muh symbolism? the guy designing devil leggos had a dfc fetish?

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>>144656586

>>144659295
>waaaah stop liking what I don't like!

>Playing Mercy with Reinhardt and Roadhog pushing the payload
>Be attacked
>Reinhardt and Roadhog go ape-shit and murder the guy
>Say thanks
>They respond understood
Playing Mercy just channels my submissive tendencies. I want to be tenderly double-teamed

>>144656770
SJWs infiltration at the highest levels.

>>144659329
You dumbass, they don't auto ban you if they detect it (they ban in waves), they collect info from your machine first hoping you leak where you got it from and other details.

>>144658997
Pretty obvious he meant revive.

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>>144656895
The skin is great, but i like his original well groomed beard better.

>>144659329
they ban in waves.

>>144659318
Can also get you banned, if you aren't careful. Got a perma mute in Heroes of the Storm for saying it to MY team.

>>144659329
Aimbot pharahs piss me off so much.

>>144659329
do you actually think the game would notify you if it detected a hack? lmao

>>144659329
>I have no idea how anticheats work
wew lad enjoy your hardware ban

>>144659432
Not high enough "infiltration" for the classic skin?

>>144659407

Who are you quoting?

>>144658557
>>Mercy
>Remove her gun and melee, she's supposed to be a pacifist
gtfo lorefag

>tfw I'm a nerdy weeb cuck and I only want to play female characters
I'm so pathetic.

>>144659443
Didnt they do the first banwave already? Sure as heck didnt pick me up. Gotta wonder how blatant you have to be to get noticed.

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>>144656418

>>144659476
>ggez is bannable
Fucking babies.

>>144659578
myself, while imitating you.

>>144659476
>implying i care

>>144658649

>Enter through the front, snipers taking out turrets? The turret setup was very intricate, not all just in the back.

Kill the turret up front, advance, kill the turrets back. It's impossible to get a setup that manages to perfectly negate a reinhardt shield, and even then you can just kill that the pesky turrets you can't shield first. Their dps is lower than the peeker's.

A nice trick you also could have done in this situation is to switch someone to bastion. Reinhardt+Bastion+Mercy would have shredded the Turrets and the Torbs easily.

>>144659040
>break out of shitter MMR
>both teams doing their jobs
>6/10 players say gg as soon as the game ends
It's actually a matter of skill.

>>144659576
Too obvious need to kill by a thousand cuts.

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>>144659456
make it female

>>144657369

>Absolutely shitstomp a team
>Someone picks mccree
>They "suddenly" come back

I would play a mode where they ban heroes just because of this nigger

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>solid day of losses
>stuff like getting gold elims, damage, and objective time as fucking lucio with a streetpig and cowadoody on my team become the norm
>notice I was approaching a 60% winrate before the loss streak
>now I'm at perfect 50 and I finally get decent games again
BLIZZARD

>>144659329
You know it doesn't pop up with a big red warning screaming CHEATER DETECTED with sirens going off in the game you know.

It quietly tells Blizzard you're using some kind of third party hack so you get banned later

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>>144656964
>he thinks anyone gives a shit about 'conventions' and 'human rights' in wartime

>>144658557
>Symmetra


oh i am laffin

>>144659319
Father's Day was yesterday in Europe.

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Xth for 76 is comfy old dad.

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>>144659393

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>>144659682
>mmr

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Anyone got the comic of Reinhardt charging a D.Va nuke away from his team, but Torbjorn "AFK_Guy" gets the play of the game?

Thought I had it saved but I do not

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>>144656586

>>144659738
Even if they did he would still be wrong

What the fuck i am playing mercy as battle medic with pistol and reviver combo and get an average of 30 kills per life. Ive taken down fucking tanks with medics as solo mercy.

>>144659696
That's what I did twice today and it worked.

Anyone have some Genji tips for a beginner? Feel like I'm playing him wrong, and usually feel I could be doing a better job on another hero and end up switching off him.

>>144656770

Default Mercy is fat
FAT

>>144659806
It's pretty obvious when you start only being paired with 70+ and asians

Who's the tenderest lover in Overwatch?
Who's the cruelest?

>>144657957
sounds like the rantings of a shitter to me

kill yourself, retard

>>144659806
mmr is not something that you can debate the existence of. It's like debating the existence of a Hero or a skin in the game.

Forced 50 is a myth. get over it.

>>144659880
mercy
roadhog

>>144657009
>name is Symmetra
>one of her arms is robotic which makes her appearance asymmetrical
This bothers me

Guys PS4 is downloading a patch

I'm scared

>>144659841
Same, so what. You're still more useful by making sure everyone's healed up and only shooting if necessary.

>>144657567
"Noob Team" and "Buy me McDonalds"

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So do people just become fucking retards at the higher levels or something?

>Pick Support or Tank
>We're lacking the one I didn't pick
>Suggest somebody picks said character
>PICK IT YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>144659329
They ban in waves. If you used one of the popular cheats, like *buddy, you're going to be banned, no doubt about it, because it's already been comprised.

>>144659941
You answered those questions in the wrong order, anon

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>>144656770
The skin isnt good anyway flatter or not

>>144659852
Jump more, practice leading his LMB, and learn his animation cancel combo

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>>144659772

>>144659657
>implying you want to lose 40 bucks
>implying you want to lose your 20-300 hours played

Well if you got the money and the time. Feel free. Just a kindly reminder.

How do I take out a torb and his turret as genji if it's hidden in a corner covering the point like it tends to be on say Anubis B? If they place it out in the open I can generally snipe it with shuriken since you can sort of cornerpeek and toss a few shuriken at a time, but if it's like this I feel like it's harder.

Unlike Bastion, it doesn't deal enough damage to kill itself with the deflect, but it still shuts you down fairly hard as long as it's up. Can't run in and pop an ult, for example, it will kill you within seconds.

>>144659880
Roadhog
Mercy

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>>144658497
Thanks! honestly expected to be told to shove it.

Post your gaming song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>144660007
They gotta solo carry the game on Genji dumbass

>>144659643
Never underestimate the sensitivity or butthurt ceiling of mobabbies

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>>144659108
Because she's a shitposter herself. Probably browses future/v/ too

>>144660023
The RMB - V - LSHIFT?

>>144656770

tits are pressed against her chest in devil/imp

>>144660007
I pretty much always respond, 'Death match it is' and switch over to Junkrat or Mei. If the game is still in the set up phase, I just leave.

>>144656418
post your music when playing overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oSoBCLhgGg

>>144660027
i've been banned from this game twice already, it's not hard to circumvent

>>144659875
>>144659939
if the illusion of there being mmr keeps friendly heavies out of my lobbies than more power to you brother

How do I go about buying this for my friend? Theres no gift option, is there a good place to buy battle.net cards?

>>144660150
Don't you get pentalties for leaving during set-up

>>144660075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu4UG8uLHZ8

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anyone have the mercy and 76 "thanks doc" comic?

>>144660150
Pick whatever they're playing and follow them around is also fun.

>>144660121
>future/v/

Are video games in Overwatch universe better than ours?

>>144657120

1 D.VA, maybe 2

E whilel walking forward blocks everything, let your muscle kill the turrets

>>144657812
>she

>>144660007
>pick character I know I'll wreck with that nobody else is going to play
>some level 20 shitter wants to play hanzo
>politely inform him that hanzo is weak on the current map
>actual conniption fit occurs
Quit sperging out over people knowing how the game works.

>>144660210
Why lie on the internet?

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>>144659687
No, but i can make it a bunny

>>144659526
It's not just hardware, it's hardware, ip, account and everything else. Blizzard is going all out, thank god.

>>144660219
They have confirmed it multiple times. Are you also a Global Warming denialist or something?

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Will Sombra be able to create clones or go through walls or create clones

>>144660075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEp2wYk92v4

Been listening to a lot of Guilty Gear music lately for no particular reason

>D.va - /v/ or /vg/
>Torb, Zarya, and Reaper - /pol/
>Lucio - /mu/

What else

>>144660219
>all the people who were in closed beta still getting matched up with each other over half the time
>no mmr
All your losses are due to forced 50. Don't worry, you're not actually shit.

>>144659319
He would be the dad to give you healthy snacks

STOP GIVING ME HEALSLUT HIGHLIGHT THINGS THEY'LL NEVER BE USED

>>144660282
You can apparently be world famous for playing them, so probably

>>144660303
?

>>144658557
>>Zenyatta
>Needs all his regular HP replaced with armour so he can't get bodyshot by widow, and should be able to deploy as many orbs of harmony/discord simultaneously as he has ammo for his orb toss (20 at max) - but they get disabled if he reloads or dies, to balance it.

Not how armour works, do some research. 0/10 blogpost.

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>>144659852

>Are you jumping? No? then jump
>Climbing resets jump count and you get an additional jump. Juke by jump, touch wall, jump again
>Shift deals 50 damage. melee is 30
>Fan is for close range, m1 is for long range
>m2>melee>shift animation cancels and will instantly kill someone if the m2 is a headshot or deal about 150-ish damage otherwise
>Dragonblade resets shift cooldown. Dragonblade sheeting animation can be canned with shift
>It's usually more efficient to to just hold m1 than trying to reactively use it because let's face it, everything is a clusterfuck when Genji jumps in with dragonblade

>>144660147

That, and you can cancel the sheathing animation on his ult with his dash.

>>144660147
>melee bound to V

But yeah that's the one. Once you catch a couple shruiken on lower health targets it's an instakill. Apart from that, knowing maps is essential due to your mobility (capability to pick up medkits) and parkour skills. Get behind your enemies, and bully their healer while double jumping and wall riding to be very difficult to hit.

>>144657740

its a combination of hit box and hurt box

>>144660370
>McRee and Soldier = /k/
>Reinhardt = /fit/

this general moves so fast i doubt anyone would will even notice im gay

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>>144660408

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Post yfw you walk out of spawn and realize THIS is your team's defense lineup

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>>144660261

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>enemy team with le epic MLG 360 noscope CS go sniper loses
>play of the game is Winston bullying the blueberry from behind and then pushing people off the map
>they go apeshit with the "lmao no skill kill yourself" salt

EVERY
TIME

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>heal people so well that I almost never have more than one death at a time
>enemy mercy gets all the potgs

/owg/ needs to record their pro play since they think being matched against someone of statistically similar skill is a forced 50/50

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>>144660282
Even if they were future /v/ would still call them shit

>>144660480
>rein
Also /tg/

>>144658557
>Remove charge on Sniper Rifle
Consider suicide.

>>144657957

go play league then

>>144660505
you better hope to god someone on the opposite team is getting force 50'd and everyone just dies to bastion over and over.

>>144660370
Bastion is /an/
Genji is /jp/

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>>144660487
We're all gay here fucknugget

To be completely fair, forced 50 is real -right now-. But this is merely a matter of fact regarding what it takes to determine the skill levels in a completely new game.

The matchmaking bounces you between what it has determined as higher, and lower skilled players until it discerns your skill level. This makes perfect sense, and you'll / most people will be properly placed after a month or so.

>>144657285
>tfw legitimately in love with Pharah

send help

>>144656770
Angel has boobplate while Devil is wearing clothes that don't hug and outline the boob because that's not how cloth works.
It's not that complex.

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>tfw you keep getting put in games where the other team are beasts and you feel useless

Seriously, just give me a fucking MMR handicap, I fucking suck and will always suck, I don't want to play with people who just fucking stomp me all day goddamnit this game is making me depressed

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Daily Reminder you can PREFER/AVOID Players in the MATCHMAKING SYSTEM.
Got the 5th Hanzo shitter on your team? Avoid him!
Got a top Reinhardt? Prefer him!

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>>144660518
thanks friend

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>>144660487
How gay?

>>144659662
Does this sound good?
-2 Reinhardts to switch places when their shields break so we always have one.
-Bastion to turret-mode the Torb turrets
-Mercy to buff Bastion and the res.
-Junkrat to knock people who try to rush us or sneak us (Even though they're Torbs, you never know)
-Hanzo/Widowmaker for additional sniping/tyurret-busting.

Any changes/additions? I don't always play with 6 people, but we're talking the ideal setup here.

>>144660282
Judging by the tendency they're probably complete fucking garbage

I got exclusively bullied by a Winston 2 matches in a row as Mercy

Stop bullying

>>144660607
haha
we lost in 2 minutes

>>144660370
>mei - /out/
>zenyetta - /po/
>junkrat - /k/ /d/
>winston - /sci/
>symmetra - /r9k/ unironically