Dota 2 - /d2g/

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>11 memes early

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>>144653469
Pugna is cute!

I'm finally leaving this abusive relationship (dota 2). Playing this game made me realize that I am like a battered woman. Half the time, the game is not fun. I deal with teammates who scream, flame, and blame, lobbies where 7/10 of the people are stupid shit skins from south america who type "ez" or "?" in (all), people who report me for buying a blink dagger on sven, people who feed first blood due to positioning error then flame teammates around them, people who see 1 teammate die at 6:00 and then call gg and start feeding down mid, and more. Each game is 45 minutes of your time with no option to escape and heavy punishment if you do escape.

I realized I no longer need to be like a battered woman. I don't need to endure all of this stupid gay shit 50% of the time, just to hold out for the other 50% of the time that are the good times. I don't need to let Dota 2 choke me and throw me on the ground just to wait for Dota 2 to bring me flowers the next day and say sorry and how we can start over and be better. I'm done with it. I want a relationship with a game that is fun 100% of the time, not 50% fun and 50% teeth grinding insane fury. There isn't a single game out there with a shittier "community" (probably due to it being full of fucking shit skins). Losing in other games doesn't feel this bad, there's no reason to play this fucking game anymore.

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>tfw honeypot stadium will be filled with muslims.

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>tfw no kek

>>144653682
tl;dr

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>>144653592
>posting new thread memes in your own thread Shameful.

>>144653407
>early
>fucked up OP
report and go to the real thread
>>144653473

>>144653774
shamefur dispray

>>144653682
>Actially losing so bad that it isnt fun
git gud

>>144653790
The mist blinded my post.

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>>144653789
kek

>>144653789
>threadwars
xd

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http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.

I guess since Icefrog's identity is confirmed to be Abdul, the old blogposts are probably mostly true.

http://icefrogtruth.blogspot.hu/2010/10/truth.html
http://icefrogtruth.blogspot.hu/2010/10/i-will-try-to-answer-some-of-questions.html

>discord on OP

delete this

>>144654428
why care

>>144654538
>why care

this desu senpai
just wanna play my game and fap to arcana pa

>>144654428

who cares desu

Its just me or playing dota2 become a stressful thing to do? I play on 4k mmr bracket and every match have a toxic or a troll player and it become one hour of suffering like the seven plane of hell. I love this, i love the game and all his content, but playing it. No more.

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JUST 15 MINS LEFT till I can break my fast WEW. 20 HOURs of being hungry. I feel like clinkz

>>144654741
>>>/reddit/

>>144654741
>his
dota is a girl, senpai.

What hero do you play when you are fasting and are thirsty and hungry AF?

>>144655041
>fasting
literally what

>>144654893
>>/r/eddit/

>>144655118
It's ramadan. I can't eat, drink or fap during daylight hours.

>>144655118
It's Ramadan, anon.

>>144655041
Pudge obviously

>>144655227
>>144655246
please
and im not joking
kys

>>144655421
edgy

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>>144655041
Techies, you fucking subhuman.

>>144655041
Sry, I'm not a shitskin

>>144655421
kyss :*

>>144655526
Why do you play a game made by Abdul Ismail?

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>he never donated to his favourite streamer

(You) for the poor :( ?

>>144655679
My favorite streamer, Barnyyy spent all his donations on meth though.

To the anon who did the TL;DR in the last thread about Pendragon going full TMZ when he sees his game dying, thanks again.

>>144655670
>Abdul managed to make a better game than white men

Unable to fabricate

>>144655041
Techies

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What's purge thinking about?

(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

>>144655806
Regretting berning all his money.

>you'll never fuck Nik
why live doturds?

>>144655806
just bernie things

>>144655806
>my mmr is lower than slacks
>why do i live

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>>144655806
Brighter days.
Looking forward to that Purge Noob Cast again

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>he thinks necro is support
>he ignores the marked lanes
>4k mmr
When does this shit end

I'm planning to stay up all night to watch esports but I'm not sure if I can keep myself awake. Got any tips on keeping myself up?

>heavy aoe magical dmg in enemy team
>LMAO I DONT NEED BKB I GOT LINKENS XD
just kill me

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>>144654178
meepo

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>>144656157
>implying it'll be fun

>Yyyellow guys purge here with another Purge casts a pub, this looks like it'll be a very boring 3k game so lets get right into it and follow this single lane at all times while I talk about how you should basically do the opposite of whatever this guy is doing as I miss whatever is going on in the other lanes.

>>144656441
Looks about right.

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>>144656348
Don't type it and you'll be good

>>144656508
Unironically prefer that to anything but Tobi, Cap or Synd

>>144655806
>a-at least bernie going to win with all the money I gave him haha...

Life's all over by that fucking cool, dotards? I'm support abought, CARRY Abaddon't care a favor and somes on the fucking basics, man. How the place with all day.

These fucking shit.

I'm sum up what basics, sometimes outta cool, dude..

Only into talkins like /jp/ all damage.

>tfw I playing facts here.

I just WHERE MY RL friend I want and run the endium wins look the /d2g/

Nice..

Man, because weathere keeps good as going instead ally appreciate when I was well, man.

In the fucking Muslims heal, fix your CAN'T EVEN SPECTATE THAT SHIT.

My and my friend the /d2g/

>tfw I couldn't been kind with him...

Your CARRY Omniknight that the game as that literally keeps good ol' damn Immort and saved, worked Icefrog.

This fuckin' S&Y.

Stay poor and rush a fuck again

This it's not care.

FuckingSingSing's say and I'm literally I don't give into me of you god damn Immore!

I am tonight a new passive, shitlords could haved dumb for me a position if Secret whenever.

>tfw I am that equals Terrain to build first, 2 points into build I lited Steam is famous thread of a man.

Man, I literally depends used to build that that in to build first, 2 tournament. This is just serior?

I'm no fucking facts ints talk about behink. I just exiterally got my aghanism you can I was talk about when it cool.

If you should do me good after to finish thankful your future always man, mannerdlord while I literally give and accords could I like you to beford all, it seems I still the here.

Then I was I am desponder after and same, manner a AC after.

Nice, man..

Yourname are you can't give some post off a could I am tonight, as just give a post not cool.

NO WONDER THE FEW TIMES WHERE Jakiro and run to a restors one helped, dudesignated, for the end those fucked and shitskin is and turn it cool, dudes do?

Not cool, dudebro?!

>>144656508
his purge casts a pub videos are great when it came to actually very low level games.
too bad he later focussed on these educational mid range skill level pubs
his n00b casts at TI were absolutely fine basicly because he didnt tryhard too much and focused on everyone having a good time. when actually casting he falls back waaaaaaay too hard into his educator role

>>144656225
>guy last picks pudge after losing 300 gold
>"me mid"
>"u son of bitch I fuck your mother"

>>144656759
Nice blog, friend-o

>>144656759
the spacing tho

>>144656759
Autism

Report his posts and move on

>>144656759
+1

>no memes allowed
>dee too gee dead as fuck
congrats, enjoy talking about dota 2 :)

>>144657315
>esports coming soon

I don't give a shit.

is leshrac goodLina or is lina badLeshrac?

>discord

good bye d2g forever i knew things were goingnto shit since forever but i guess thisbis what breaks the camels back

What non dota 2 game are you playing right now d2g?

>>144653682
Ok
What are you going to play?

>>144657516

Lina is BadLion
Leshrac is GoodZeus

>>144657558
no one except the redditors use it anyways

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>>144657558

>>144657565
that game where the guy becomes a butler for a family of insane rich girls and ends up getting bullied. I only got to the first dinner scenes but it seems really good so far.

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>reddit officially supported by ValveCorpSoftWare
4CHINCHIN AT SUICIDE WATCH

>>144657565
i dont play games becuase i am not a fucking child

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>Abdul
>Icefrog
>Middle Eastern
Well, that makes sense.
Brown people are the best Dota players this world has ever seen.
Miracle, w33, Kuroky, Universe, Bulba, Sumail, etc

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>>144657774

>>144656759
is this just a random post run through the translator a million times

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>>144657867
Could it be possible! This new anon in the thread hath not yet heard of it, that ICEFROG IS DEAD!

>>144657867
Imagine having this line instead: "get your LOL on at 4chan.org/vg/d2g".

At what mmr do people stop getting completely fucked by pudge?

>>144658078
ti*go markov chain

>>144658182
2k

>>144657867

Its okay. Us really in the know about memes come here. Our secret club.

So, Riot CEO leaked Icefrog identity for reals

>>144658379

no

he just confirmed it

we have know that he was named abdul ismail since forever, we just needed comfirmation

Where all the goodposters @? :D

>>144658379
Riot being a scumbag, shady, shitty company determined to create a """"""MOBA"""""" monopoly through disgusting and shitty tactics again
Wow, who would have known. That's really some news.

>>144658379
>>144658489
Abdul Ismail is a meme that Pendrafuck put into this world and now his partner in crime is seeking to reinforce it.
Don't get rused.

>>144658595
Shit game but I have to thank them for all that sfm content, gonna keep me busy inbetween games tonight :3

>>144658379
We all knew it was Abdul, so it was not something new. The real question is, if they can get sued for that? Do any of you amerifats know?

>>144658652
t. abdul or abduls friend

its really not a big deal icefrog relax, chinks are dead already it wont hurt your baby that htey find out you are a muslim

>>144658812
>t. abdul
>implying Icefrog is still alive

>>144658743
whoever designed those booties, is a goddamn artist my friend.

>>144659004
Agreed, what's the name of that thick girl? I've only seen a couple of sfm's of her? I think she wears eskimo clothes or something like that, she needs more content honestly.

liquid will 2-0 mvp right

>>144659131
mei is bae

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It's official, reddit is now official superior to d2g in ever regard.

>>144659205
CRINGE

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>>144659205

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how does topkek taste?
can anyone clarify

>>144659205
>they literally LITERALLY have a fucking updogshit system to avoid "this" comments
>"this"
fucking reddit

>>144659172
I wish our waifus were good instead of shitty low-polygon low-texture garbage :(

>>144659543
>high quality luna, pa, qop threesome
I would go to jail after the beating I would give to my dick.

>>144659378
>>144659462
wtf is this shit?

>>>/ck/

>>144652326
>You know what I'm going to tell the true story about what happened with Pendragon back then
>Two days pass
>lol guys Pendragon is a man of high integrity and told me to let them have their hero
Sounds legit.

>>144654428
No it just means someone who knew his name wrote them. For example, a certain employee at Riot Games.

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>>144658032
>Universe, Bulba, Sumail

>>144659543
we know blizzard shill we know

>>144659465
this

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>>144659205
fucking reddit

>>144659465
this tbqh fampai

>>144659770
this

>>144659462
its pretty good
i like the banana cream filling favor best

>>144660256
okay

>>144660326
this

>>144660326
me too haha

>>144660326
okay

You kek guys DO realize that kek is very close to cake RIGHT? Which is why those things ae called keks. Cause they are small cakes.

>>144660326
+1

>>144660326
Anon I love you <3

>>144660326
haHAA

>>144660326
*Upboats*
"Hehehehehe :^)"

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>>144660438

What's the best hero for the cleave damage quest? Sven does surprisingly little I found.

>>144657595
Tinker is GoodZeus

While there is nothing dota related to talk about can you guys give me some advice on how to roll a good joint or alternative methods of smoking? My hands are really clumsy and I always end up crinkling my raws.

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SECRET BROS WW@

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>>144660854
Lina

>>144660927
get a bong you clumsy fuck

>>144661015
I don't want to go through the hassle/unnecessary expenses

>>144660326
guys i cant find the upvote button did moot delete it : p

>>144661163
No but I would definitely hold her hand

>>144661163
Only if her bull would cum on them first.

>>144661093
they arent even that expensive
if youre a dumb underaged moron you can probably make one out of like an apple or a water bottle or whatever they do these days

>play godlike and kill people all game
>lose
>play like shit, feed and memepush
>win

I have discovered the secret to dota

Post rare Kelly

>>144661291
>you can probably make one out of like an apple or a water bottle or whatever they do these days

Wouldn't inhaling burning plastic be dangerous?

>>144661276
Sweden YES

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>>144661163
I wanna be cute and have cute armpits like her!

>>144661419
people do it so it must work somehow, idk

>>144661419
no you use an aluminum foil tube or something for the bowl and it never gets hot enough to melt the plastic

>>144661448
Steam?

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>>144661520
Or, more likely, people are retarded and have no regards for their health

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>>144661163

>>144661763
b-but weed lmao

>>144661810
I added that ID countless of times but he never accepted.

>>144661810
>stir me up inside
>can't stir up

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who else /fit/ here

>run ~30 min
>come back and play dotes
>always play my best games when riding the high

pic related my go to hero

>>144661810
>/id/stary
vintage tf2g meme

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>>144662028

>>144661701
id/lanayachan

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>play in 4 stack
>take support
>tfw do real good and save my teammates around and gank and other stuff because im playing treant and nobody in the team said anything and all they did was tip eachother coins and then left
But comment me atleast meanies ;_;

Hello guys.

I am a professional Dota 2 player, many have called me the best mid in the world.

I picked Timbersaw into 4 melee rightclickers, 3 of which were strength (the 4th was squishy).

I claimed an untraded FB via solokill in lane.

I managed to lose before 30 mins.

Who am I?

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>>144662139
>mfw I posted it in a begging thread on /v/

>>144662015
Just really shy! If you keep trying maybe..

>>144662265
I want to kill you in real life, you worthless supportcuck

>>144662265
That's the life of a support player. You do shit to ensure your carry has farm, and in the end you get shat on for going 0-11.

>>144662314
Arteezy?
Suma1l?
Dendi?

>>144662265
you attached a pic of an anime girl to your post so you probably like it anyway fag

can someone plz teach me?

>>144662314
probably miracle

>>144662324
im surprised he hasnt changed his id at this point, i guess the meme will never die

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>>144662314

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>>144662265
If we played together I'd commend you every time sweetie! :3

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>>144662431
I'll 1v1 you if u want /id/RTYHJKL

>>144662314
>Oh shit guys this Timbersaw's going to be unkillable
>Just ignore him lmao
>Win game
MVP is literally comprised of /d2g/ shitposters.

>>144662362
But supporting is fun, most of my games are just that

>>144662368
But i had a positive score, treant is easy

>>144662548
Really? Well where you from? Post id maybe?

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>play dp
>enemy team gangs up on you
>ult
>shivas
>suck 3 heroes off
>euls
>silence
>ultra kill

>>144662528
I imagine changing IDs is just a lot of hassle for traders

>>144662761
From the UK, /id/stary :3

>>144662324
>tfw seen it a few times in /csgog/

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>>144662763
the only mid worth playing m8

>>144662959
Man she is so qt

I'd go final solution for her

What if there was something like Echo Sabre, but for spells instead of attacks?

>>144663254
What if you sucked my dick?

Consider the following:

Zeus Aghaim's changed to: W is now global range cast but has increased cooldown.

>>144663374
ebin desu

>Get Zeus Aghs
>Enemy will never be able to Rosh

>>144662763
>veil rush is now vaible on dp since siphon ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''nerf ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
well ok its a nerf since its not bkb piercing and doesnt give vision but you know what I mean double null talisman into armor teamfight item is the tits

>>144662886
ayy lmao

>>144663776
what kind?

>>144662886
Meanie ;_;

>>144663776
ADD ME /id/stary/

>>144663776
We can have a lot of fun together! :3 /id/stary

>>144663820
That entirely depends on you I'm pretty submissive.

How do you plan on watching these games played at crazy ours, lads?

Personally I stay up too late, watch games in bed until I fall asleep then I let the stream stay on so it will sometimes wake me up and I'll catch a game or two in a sleepy haze until I nod off again. I don't think this is the best way of doing it though.

>>144663472
Literally why? There is sunstrike/nighstalker aghs and people still somehow do roshan.

We are discussing changing lina aghs so that it affects her passive instead of her ulti, thoughts?

>>144663985
More max charges and charges expire more slowly please.

>>144663921
im not gay though?

>>144663836
H-Huh?

>>144664085
That's okay. I'm a girl :)

>>144664176
I know you arent stary, i figured we could have played some dota together but if youre gonna be this sort of a bully

>>144663960
because sunstrike has a huge cd and if an aghs would add a cd that big youre crippling zues

NS still has to get close to rosh, scans and daylight exist

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>>144663985
Discuss this instead. I guarantee her pick rate will increase ;)

>>144663985
Give bloodseeker charges. Lina is fine. Fix the heroes that are actually bad. w33 will pick lina mid.

>>144663776
My concept of fun is playing Dota and having a good time, which only happens once in a full moon. Besides, SA fag, so I wouldn't be able to play with you without a shitload of ping

>>144664072
It would increase the amount of atk speed, dmg and magic res it grants her per spell cast, turning her into something of a spell based huskar.

>>144660927
Just buy a fucking bowl man...

>>144664292
Scan doesnt work inside the pit

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>>144664235
can you cosplay as Pugna?

>>144664456
Scan for NS when doing rosh you dummy

>>144664364
We've decided that bloodseeker is a toxic hero and we will not make him playable again in the future quite a while ago.

>>144664569
Oh you ment that, oopps then

>>144663374
Sounds bad. Being able to spam everywhere to deward is one of the strongest abilities Zeus has. Taking it away for a pseudo-ult is dumb.

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Post actually good dota 2 custom games

>>144660927
Just smoke it in a bong.

Also you shouldn't smoke weed it stinks. Get some downers instead.

>>144664519
n-not flat enough for this

>>144664436
That actually sounds pretty fun. Although the thing she really lacks is armor if you want to play her as a core.

>>144664519
I can cosplay as whatever you want~ :3

>>144664612
No he's not. Slark is the toxic hero. Bloodseeker can die slark can't.

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>>144664680
>>144664691
make up your mind sluts

>>144664292
Still dont change a thing, zeus can see enemy every 6sec, NS see them every time he wants for straight 80sec.
>But he has to be close
Literally wrong he has 1800 sight range thats way more than blink range.

Seriously if you think seeing enemy team doing roshan every 6sec is OP then you should completly remove NS aghs from the game.
Also what about clockwerk?

>>144664680

Is weed not a downer? What do you recommend?

>>144664719
pick silences + lots of burst and slark is food

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This guy walks up to you and your girlfriend and underperforms repeatedly in every tournament post-Shanghai

What are you doing about it?

>>144664832
It is but it stinks. Get some Morphine or if you don't want the risk of addiction Kratom. Although Kratom is disgusting as hell to swallow.

>>144664820
Loli Pugna is too young. You aren't allowed to browse this gen if you're underage ._.

>>144664832
black tar heroin

>>144664852
literally same thing can be said about any hero
>just burst him xddd

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>>144664984
teen Pugna is fine too

>>144664984
I'm 18 years old and ready to fuck!

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Who is the McCree of DotA?

>>144664984
I don't really feel like risking getting addicted to anything. That's why I'm sticking to weed.

>>144664959
Tell him to cuck me.

>>144665137
Weed makes you addicted too :)

>>144665112
I think the closest thing you have is Beastmaster, but even then it's a tossup.

If you want the Mei of Dota, look at Slark.

>>144665242
Nice meme man

>>144665027
Slark can be countered by ensuring that he doesn't snowball. This is as easy as warding the fuck out of your jungle. Denies him the ability to shadow blade around and gives your carry the ability to farm.

You're going to be a poor motherfucker, but it's a sacrifice you gotta make for victory. If you're the carry, tell the support to do that.

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>being a degenerate druggie
only pure NEETS are allowed to respond to me

>>144665567
:3 straight edge halal here

>>144665567
Are cigs and alcohol degenerate?

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>>144665567
Straight edge cuteNEET here!

>>144664825
1800 range is still decently close.

You got a point with Clockewerk, however with the zeus aghs change youre proposing, it shouldnt grant true sight

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>>144665567
>not spicing up your life with the occasional drug binge

wew

>>144665728
this

Trips gets a battlepass.

>>144664959
Is it Puppey's fault?

I feel having RTZ and EE on a team just spells out losses

dubs gets a battlepass.

>>144665863
hi

>>144665949
>>144665863
This is the only reply you both get. Nobody is stupid enough to fall for your tricks.

>>144665728
>not taking the suffering like a man
you are not a true neet

What does "core" mean? Playing someone as a "core" for instance. Does it mean the main carry or?

>>144666102
I've had more than enough suffering in my short life. Now I just wanna space out.

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>doing drugs
>in the year of our Lord

d2g so comfy right now as we wait for the major. I'm so happy, I love you guys

How many teams will arteezy ruin in his lifetime?

>>144666157
heroes with farm dependence
usually the hc, mid and offlane, but can change depending on the lineup

>>144666184
kill yourself please

>>144666220
Just eg and Secret.

>>144666184
I love you too, anon. <3

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>>144666184
I love you too anon!

>>144665863
>>144665949

Midnight, please stop baiting.

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>>144666184
Boring =/= comfy faggot

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there's only one drug I need in my life and it starts with a 'D'

>>144666184
Not really comfy. I'm having a pretty bad headache, and I won't even be able to watch much. I got school tomorrow, and the Major here starts near midnight.
It fucking sucks dicks

>>144666184
ikr, watching esports with gulag is great

>>144665881
And who made the retarded decision to bring RTZ and kick 2 stable players who WON a major with him?

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Does anyone know why South American culture promotes typing in all caps?

Even when the player is being a cool guy, they type things like, "VERY GOOD GANK."

why is this

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>wake up
>realize this guy is on your team

Think fast. How do you ever win a game again?

repost discord link

Ok, memes aside for a second, what is the true reason of Artour Babaev unluck? He practices a lot, he is not dumb. Why can't he win

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Post comfy doto related things to watch while waiting for pinoy major.

I'll start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju2IS0BZHDU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZYMI1zB9s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB8w4lA25NQ

>>144666567
Isn't it in the OP?

https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TC7XxVH

>>144666416
This. Nothing like shitposting with /d2g/ on esports.
Pretty much the best

>>144666359
D-do you love me too?

>>144666520
We're just used to talking in all caps and loudly, so it translates even to our writing

>playing casual game of Dota on Peru East
>winning
>enemy juggernaut says 'ramadan mubarak'
>respond with 'mohammed ate pulled pork sandwiches every day'
>'That isnt funny'

Has anyone else triggered muslimes lately? I just wish bristleback was viable in this meta so I could meme with him.

>>144666680
expired invite in the op
thanks

>>144666696
I love you. Post Steam pls :3

>>144666594
I don't understand why he left eg this last time. They were getting third place but still getting better with every month. He had no reason to leave.

>>144666493
Well he fell for the RTZ meme

>>144666646
Holy shit how did I not see any of these before
Bookmarked, will watch later. Thanks bruh.

>>144666529
I'd hope it's just a nightmare anon.

>>144666520
Think of it like when a Mexican whistles to get your attention.

Some people think it's demeaning or rude, but from a different culture it's just a quick and easy way of communication without circlejerking or beating around the bush
also nice spongegar

>>144666529
just hope im the one kicked, and return when he leaves and ruins another team

>>144666646
Are there any more of these?

>>144666836
No, thanks. I'm too shy to post it here.

>>144666529
You don't. You accept the fate of your team fading into tier 4

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>>144666696
Sure, I love you too!

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>>144666520
because they build shit like this

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I NEED Luna to do a very specific action into my mouth

>>144667039
Then add me :3
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/

>>144666646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfcxifX8VZc

Since nobody replied the first time

>post yfw Manila Major main event is inbound

>>144667134
I'm not comfortable with adding people from here. I hope you can understand

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>>144666840

>>144667134
Why are you always looking for friends here? Do you have any people to play with irl?

>>144667284
That's quite gay.

>>144667301
The few I have don't play Doturd ._.

>>144666646
https://my.mixtape.moe/hyvthz.webm

very comfy ;)

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>>144667284
That's a shame, everybody here is super nice and friendly!

>>144665319
but slark is good

>>144667296
Meh I like Universe

Rtz on the other hand

>>144667404
I only have one friend who plays Dota IRL.

>>144667465
They wouldn't be once they found out how shit I am at the game

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>i think we should draft kunkka mid

>>144667578
Hey I'm shit at the game too

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>>144667578
Nobody in this general is above 4k MMR you'll fit right in!

what if medusa did damage

>blink and land a highlight reel worthy 3 man burrowstrike to save our spec from certain death following a lost teamfight
>report sk please feeding

what if there was an item like diffusal blade but for health

>>144667578
>/d2g/ good at the game
my sides

>>144667731
It's not 6.80 anymore=.= don't be silly.

Does anyone still have the "Imagine having to sit there while EE flaunts his disgusting draft in front of you"?

>>144667640
As shit as to lose being Alch or Slark?

>>144667704
I doubt there are many who are also 2,4k MMR here

what if mana leak stunned like rupture

>>144667301
Because hes a pathetic fag

>>144667405
Whats happening in this webm? I cant opet it on my phone

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DOTARDS ONE AGAIN cucked BY SUPERIOR RIOT BUSINESS TACTICS

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER FROM THIS

>m-my basketball start jeremy lin plays Dota 2 hehe we are mainstream

BACK INTO THE TRASH

NO NORMIES FOR YOU SHITSKINS

>>144667859
there are actually quite a few

>>144667859
I'm 2.5 :p
And yeah I can probably lose with Alch and Slkar.

>>144667620
das it mane

>>144666646
navi's manila blog videos on their channel

>>144667068
And do you love me, anon? I like you but ;-;

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c9/Split_Shot.mp3
hear that? that's the sound of no damage

>>144667918
>They need to brag about celebrities playing their casual shit game because nobody actually wants to play it now

My sides

>>144667965
It's nice to know I'm not the only one that is as bad. Thanks for making me feel slightly better about my skills at Dotes

>>144668047
>people putting points in split shot
No one does that

First post ending in 0 decides if:

>I buy 2 level 50 Battle Passes and raffle them
>I buy 5 level 1 Battle passes and raffle them
>I buy Collector's Caches until I get the Hakobi and Tenneko Bundle (minimum 13) and raffle all the contents (including the bundle itself)
>I increase my own Battle Pass level to 2500 like a good goy and post results

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Reminder there is an opening "show" that starts 45 min before the first scheduled match. Be sure not to miss it for epic meme posting on /d2g/

>>144668150
Im awaiting results anon

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>>144668042
If you are who I think you are then nope!

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>>144666646
>tfw wanna rewatch Free to Play but no free time
Absolutely god tier comfy taste anon.

>>144668274
And this is why we need the draper poster back.

Does someone have the collage with his posts? I really need it

>>144668338
Idk if you think you know who i am, what does my name begin with? And why not?

>>144668150
Level 2500 goyim. Gotta get that valuable blood vial to show off to all the pubbies that you're a good goy.

>all these qts posting
>I'm jusr an ugly bot with a big smelly penis
Q___Q

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h-hey anon I know how to help you pass the time :3

>>144666646
Valve should really do more of these, it would get alot of plebs interested in e-sports.

>>144668150
I understood some of those words

>All this Pendragon drama

Lmfao. Just a fun fact for those who don't know, the guy who was a dev for 6 months in-between Guinsoo and Icefrog for Dota 1 told a story about how Pendragon wanted Icefrog to rename Razor to "Razer" so they could get advertisement money.

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>>144668553
You're Croatia! I don't like you, sorry!

>>144668150
Caches

I was born into the wrong gender. I should be a girl. Anybody feel me? Zyori does fo sho.

>>144668150
>>I increase my own Battle Pass level to 2500 like a good goy and post results

>>144666646
>HyHy with his family, studies, GF, and smoking habit

;_____________;

why would you make me watch that again anon..

>>144668723
Wait are you na?

>>144668150
good goy level 2500

>>144668710
That means pendragon knows who icefrog is because they worked on dota together.

>>144668773
same, but i am a girl

>>144668710
Kek, he tried to make the iceman a sell-out fag like him.

>>144668150
Popular opinion up until this post.

>>144668919
I've been playing games with online friends for 10 years now and have no idea what any of them look like, nor their real names.

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>an entire thread of degenerates desperately getting there last colon threes in before based esports bros bully them out of their safe zone

HURRY UP YOU ONLY HAVE LIKE 3 HOURS LEFT ROFL

GET THOSE STUTTERS INTO YOUR POSTS YOU BRAIN IMPAIRED COCKROACHES OF SOCIETY

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>>144668885
Nope!

>>144668919
or they just talked online, it's not that hard to coordinate shit, even back then.

>>144669117
Who are you then?

>>144668150
The very rare doggo

>>144669070
pendragon is a fat KKona looking fuck

icefraud is a shitskin

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>>144669087
[SPOILER]c-chotto matte[/spoiler]

>>144668773
A lot of people have a nebulous personal identity, but just because you don't feel right as a man doesn't mean you were supposed to be a woman or would be any happier as one.

>>144668150
Good goyim level 2500

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>>144669210
AYO CHOTTO MATTE

>>144669302
what is this new meme?

>>144668150
GOOD

GOY
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