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Previous thread >>144627808
mercy best waifu
if you have below a 40% winrate and more than 50 games played, you aren't allowed to post in this thread
potg first
is there an option to get rid of viewmodels? or at least make them smaller?
they're fucking huge and distracting in this game
WHERE IS THE OMNIC BOOTY?
>tfw you hook a Mercy out of her whole team like threading a needle.
Movement and jumping has zero penalties on any weapons accuracy right?
post stats
>>144638015
Genderswapped skins for every hero when?
>Idiots already opening all their lootboxes and spending their shekels
>Not just waiting til the first batch of skins that will actually be decent to come out and being the special snowflake who has them first
>>144637940
I thought the game kept you at 50%?
I am scared though. Got to 58% so I am expecting to only lose today.
Nth for reaper is ez mode.
>>144637986
>tfw hooking a Lucio without wub and instakilling him
spank me daddy
I'll ask again
Are the battle.net servers down? Is anyone else even able to connect?
>>144637940
>posting anime outside of /a/
sick meme bro
tropical storm has just hit, wat do?
D.va / Mei breast envy is cannon
>>144638143
I'm in game
>>144637842
PoTG reverts to the default FoV, AFAIK.
>>144637950
Boring as fuck potg
>>144637950
that was pretty good anon
>Last game was legitimately 11 people I had avoided
Nice system, Blizzard
I WANT TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME AAAAAA MY GOD
FUCKING INTEGRATED GRAPHICS ONLY GIVE ME 20 FPS
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Holy shit you guys were right about forced 50
I just conceded 100 games in a row and now I haven't lost a game today, I'm at 40 wins and 0 losses
This is fucking great, how could you assholes complain about forced 50, you literally never lose
You gotta believe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
>>144638192
>that file name
what if Zenyatta could rapid fire while he ults?
I can't wait for ranked mode to come out so we can get hard evidence on who is a shitter and who isnt.
Anytime someone shitposts about balance you can just say "where are your credentials faggot" and they won't post them.
>>144638160
>>144638263
Kids these days with their Techno. They should listen to the classics. Like Hasselhoff!
>>144638108
I'm hoping the update for this game at the end of the month includes at least the following
>1 new hero
>1 new map
>A nice batch of cosmetic items for every hero
>The inevitable balance changes we already know about
>>144638160
tracerxwinston is canon
>>144638239
awww, why'd you avoid them?
Did they hurt your fee-fees?
When will Zarya get a non-autistic skin?
>>144638257
No, it's just that you tanked your MMR to the point where you're literally playing with preschoolers.
>>144638343
Talking about game balance is shitposting now?
I thought that was fairly important.
>>144638343
People are under the very very wrong impression that people in quick play are all "playing to win", like playing heroes they're good at, picking smart team comps, etc.
That's what ranked is for. Quick play is for practicing heroes you're bad at or learning all the wacky side flank routes in a map, some people are playing "to win" and some people are playing "to learn". In ranked mode everyone will be playing "to win" so it will be a good representation of how good you really are.
>>144637891
Mercy depends on having good teammates. If your teammates are good, you'll be good. If not, you're useless. That's why most just play Lucio.
Mercy's also not that amazing on Defense. Most of the time your force will die in waves, letting your ult go to waste. She's also not as good as Lucio on KOTH maps.
Basically, stick to only using her on Attack maps, and only on teams that can benefit from your damage boost as well. Bastion, Pharah, 76, Zarya, and Junkrat are great complements.
>>144638372
Doesn't Rein have a line about liking Lucio's music? Or is he just a D.Va fanboy
>>144637864
Put the porn dump in the op
>>144638374
>>1 new hero
They won't do it this way. They'll release heroes in groups, like one per role.
If you release one hero at a time, that hero will be in EVERY SINGLE GAME, probably in multiples. If you add a few at a time, it will still happen but less so.
>>144638374
>Not also wanting map changes
Something needs to be done about Hanamura and Anubis B
I asked a question like this yesterday I know.
Gonna get into that lore.
I know about the comics and the videos on the official youtube.
What other sources of lore is there?
I know there's lore on the wiki but that info has to come from somewhere right? I've read a few lore things there with no sources listed.
>>144638525
He is a D.Va fan in secret. He also doesn't understand Lucio's modern music and tells him to be more like the classics, "Like Hasselhof!"
I'm new to the game, anyone wanna get a 6-man premade going? Preferably people with microphones and aged 12 or younger.
i just want him to choke me while he fucks me
>>144638452
>MMR
>forced 50%
Which one is it? You literally can't have both, they can't coexist.
>>144638119
Its call matchmaking. In theory, if you ever improved and capped off at a certain skill level, then sure it would be 50%. However, some people get worst, and some get better.
A lot of kda/potg farmers probably have sub 50%, whereas people that play for the win probably have a % above it.
>>144638254
Why buy PC games if your PC is utter shit?
>>144638552
the what
>that Mei
Now she knows how it feels to be on the receiving end.
>>144638374
>The inevitable balance changes we already know about
Can't wait for those
D.va buffs
Zarya nerfs
Widow nerfs
lucio nerfs
and mcreebuffs
>>144638448
>open loot box
>legendary
>get excited
>this shows up
>excitement turns to disappointment
>>144638525
Just D.Va. He says he doesn't like Lucio's music.
>Starcraft released in 1998
>Hasselhoff's first album released in 1997
>Reinhardt loves DVa's streams because it's a game from his youth
>>144638108
>special snowflake with 8 trillion people playing
top kek
Which one? I really want both, but I have enough credits for only one.
PS: I already have carbon fiber
>>144638671
They don't. MMR is the way matchmaking works. Anyone who thinks that Forced 50 has been used in a videogame past 2005 is fucking retarded.
>>144638619
Why does Rein like watching Korean Starcraft?
>>144638661
>Robo arm on wrong side
>>144638702
Stop posting your trash potgs
>>144638192
>PoTG reverts to the default FoV
default fov is 103
>>144638682
I built a PC for the first time and now I'm waiting for the graphics card, so I'm stuck with integrated graphics until it comes out
>>144638757
Why is the lore so deep bros
>>144638791
Tracer
>>144638518
I play quickplay with my friends to fuck around
we played against another team of 6 that were spouting shit like "scrubs ggez" when we're just picking dumb shit that probably shouldnt work and trying to make it work. And when we did win they were completely silent.
I don't understand why anyone is taking this game seriously right now. In ranked? Go for it try your little heart out. But when my friends and I all choose soldier so we can all laugh about the "we're all soldiers now" line in teamspeak, it's not that serious
>>144638791
well Widowmaker is also a blueberry assassin just like TA so probably her
>>144638826
Default is 75, actually. If you played the open beta, the game remembered your settings if you cranked it up to max.
>>144638784
i think nomad looks more slick, white and gold is a great combination
>>144638015pls respond
I'm level 32 and I've never gotten a legendary skin, what is the droprate? I need it to work out how bad I'm getting assfucked by RNG
>>144638784
I've never seen anyone use the Blue one. The white one feels a bit more Final Fantasy esque. Reminds me of Gilgamesh.
Left for Final Fantasy
Right for Kingdom Hearts
>>144638757
Reinhardt was born last year (2015)
Night Rocker was released in 1984
>>144638784
the one on the left looks so much better
>>144638702
I actually felt kinda bad for that Mei
>>144638859
Because Reinhardt is a great fucking character
>playing Reaper
>losing all my games
>start jamming to Linkin Park
>win every game after and POTG in almost all of them
>>144638343
Can you please post your battle.net ID so I can avoid you?
Oh and, I suggest you start thinking of what you're going to say when you ask "where are your credentials faggot" and then they show that you are actually shit compared to them.
If I had a nickle for every child that asked "How many hours in tf2 do you have" and when I reply with 3500 they go strangely silent or just leave the server.
>>144638239
According to the BN forum avoid only works if the people get rotated into the same slot. Matchmaking favors just getting games setup over your avoid list so it basically does little
>>144638973
Around every 10 boxes you'll get a Legendary, be it a skin or a coin drop.
You will never go past 24 boxes without a Legendary drop, though. Blizz does not believe in true RNG, the odds get weighted in your favor the longer your dry spell, until it's an inevitability.
>>144638518
This.
I was playing Widowmaker on attack last night, which I know is a bad idea, but I didn't care. Some crybaby complained and I told him, nigga, I usually get pidgeonholed into support heroes I don't want to play, so this time I'm playing what I want to play or I'll never get the chance.
I'm only level 15 so I shouldn't even be focusing on winning games, I should be focusing on practicing to get better in the long run. I can't wrap my mind around people caring about wins/losses at such a low level.
>I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning psychopath
Holy fuck who the fuck writes these lines?
>Now entering Temple of Anubis
>prepare to defend
>Defeat!
Every time.
>>144638552
that's a good idea. if i'm here at 750 posts i'll include it in my waifu new thread
>>144638973
Holy shit why is that not a skin? I could actually see myself dropping Scavenger for that one
>>144638801
he likes watching little girls
>>144639080
>I'M NOT AN AUTIST, I'M A HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTIST
>>144638985
Sorry I was looking at the release of "Hooked on a feeling" because it's the only hasselhoff song I know
Fuck why is the timeline for this game so weird.
>>144638973
I want this skin just to hear the "THWAP THWAP THWAP" of Zero Suit D.Va's footsteps as she runs in flippers
>>144639080
Reap Reap-chan is great shut up casul
>>144638254
get a fucking job
>>144638896
People will always always always always want to win and put their egos on the line. That is the nature of anything competitive ever. Even more so playing against all the underaged because they dump so much time into games
>>144638085
get out
>Everyone says the head hitboxes are huge in this game and that Widowmaker is the easiest Sniping class ever
>Play her
>Clearly shooting heads
>Bodyshot damage
That 20tick, huh?
>>144638973
You basically have a 2% chance per loot drop. so basically if you open 10 loot boxes, you have a 80% chance at a legendary.
islander is best skin for roadhog.
>>144639076
Right so I got "legendary drops" then I just checked all my skins and no legendaries but I do have a nice amount of money.
>>144637950
QUICK
WARRIOR'S SALUTE OR UNSHEATHING
SWORD STANCE OR KNEELING
>>144638924
I never touched the FOV and mine is 103, started playing in open beta and that was default
>>144639216
delete this
how do we fix D.VA
best skin coming through
>>144639250
That's not how statistics work, but ok, my guy
>>144638784
chrome black thing
>>144639231
Try Hanzo instead
Everything becomes a bobblehead
>>144639191
It's not a matter of money, it's a matter of time
the aftermarket 1070 cards won't be out for like a month, and I have no graphics card
>>144639267
Fucking slavs.
>>144639087
>defense on Anubis
>no rein
>no bastion
>no torb
No free win today, I guess.
>>144639289
Kneeling, definitely.
>>144639341
Fuck you, I'm the best at maths
>wanna play koth
>game keeps sending me to paypload maps
pls
>>144639080
he's supposed to sound ridiculous, he gets mocked ingame by other heroes
Widow nerf when.
>>144637986
>>144639348
This is p disgusting to be honest.
>tfw I want to be actually good at McCree but I just can't track people for shit even after thousands of hours in PC shooters
>>144639340
>the only good skin
ftfy
>>144639327
Keep the normal movement speed when firing.
>>144639219
Dude that's fine, hell when ranked comes out I'm gonna take my mains and try real hard and brag about my rank. I can't wait.
But quick play is not competitive and will never be competitive by nature. I'm gonna pick Zenyatta and try to be Magneto even if I lose. If you honestly care about your "quick play winrate" you are just sad.
>>144638428
Because they're shitters/Reddit.
>>144638987
... I .... WANT TO KNOW MORE?BUT NOT UNTIL THESE DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN
>>144639492
Based
>>144639348
I would, except the trail for arrows is so goddamn faint I can barely tell where the fuck my arrows went to half the time.
>>144639340
best skin
So, I've googled this to no avail.
I get random rubberbanding, but I don't use ROG and I don't have gamefirst III.
Restarting fixes it but it will show up again without warning after a random amount of time, sometimes an hour, sometimes 6.
Fixing it is simple enough but it will happen in the middle of the game and I can't do anything but die or leave when it happens, so I'd love to be able to stop it from happening.
Has anyone else had this problem?
>>144639078
Yeh can't wait until ranked comes out so people can just fuck around guilt free on quickplay
>>144639327
>Movement speed penalty on Fusion Cannons from -75% to -50%
>Critbox moved to back of mech
>Ult no longer has a big flashy ITS RIGHT HERE indicator
>Ult detonation delay reduced by 1 second
>Ult charge time reduced by 15%
hire me blizzard
>>144638108
>the special snowflake who has them first
I'm not a poorfag, so I can afford to drop money to get a couple boxes and buy the skin with credits.
>>144639341
if he meant you have a 80% chance of not getting a legendary he would be pretty much right tho
>>144639080
Reaper is intentionally over the top edgy.
>>144639492
This is the first Mei player that I don't hate by default.
>>144639080
Oh poor Winston, having to hide so children don't get scared.
"I don't think even children are afraid of you"
He is supposed to be super edgy ironically.
>>144639615
it's your isp
>>144639612
best girl
>People claiming other skins are best skins
Lmao
>>144639612
YES
YES
YES
>>144639716
It's not
>>144639080
when will you fucks realize reaper is cheesy on purpose
soldier even disses on him for throwing his weapons away
everybody mocks him
>Get caught in Mei ult
>Literally can't move for an actual 7 real life seconds
Why is this allowed?
>>144639779
Skin is shit
Amber and Cobalt are objectively better
>first time playing lucio
>we shit on them
>I get 90% of the game on fire/mvp card
>9 votes
>4 gold medals
EUPHORIC
>>144637864
pls gib sauce
Is Zarya underpowered?
Is there any McCree x Mercy ship art?
The mechanics of it seem solid. They're both the same age, so they'd both be in Overwatch together in their mid-late 20's.
She's an uptight Euro doctor.
He's a polite American criminal.
Shit could be gold.
I blame women doing most of the art who all have older man fetishes.
>>144639910
Your taste is shit :)
>>144639858
It's tucked in but it's there
>>144639832
Jokes on you, you die faster than that
>>144639832
>Oh and it's radius covers the entirety of a KOTH point
W e W. Fun hero lads.
> want to play overwatch
> have full time job
> didn't get much sleep last night so might nap when I get home
> need to clean up the kitchen
> get gas on way home and need to hit atm
> need to go to gym
> girlfriend will want attention
> the high rankers are mostly 16 year olds and neets, used to be like them, could game all day and git gud
At first I was turned off when I heard Overwatch was casual. But now I'm thinking that might not be a bad thing
>>144639643
It's a "I need my waifu to be broken because i can't shine with her otherwise" poster.
>>144639956
>Be the oldest of my OW friends
>Be ex-military
>Main 76
I am loving the 76xCast stuff. Keep it coming.
>>144639428
>play junkrat
>hit my Q just as someone is coming in on me
>things went better than expected.
>>144640069
If you don't get much sleep that's extra time you could be playing videogames.
>>144639910
amber is shit, cobalt is okay
but valkyrie is best
>>144640043
>Oh and it's radius covers the entirety of a KOTH point
mei's ult covers like half of a point
>>144640069
holy shit thats almost my exact schedule. But your right. Its just the right amount of casual to just pop into a couple games and still have fun.
>>144638015Fucking respond. I need a confirmation please.
>>144639952
No. She just needs a bulky hero to fight alongside. Someone like Reaper or Roadhog are perfect. Problem is, most people just want to run 5 offense 1 tank
>>144636857
m-more like this please
very cute
Soldiers are for ____ing!
>>144638160
Correct.
>>144638015
I NEED to spoon that Roadhog
>>144639779
both of those are trash
>get mad crazy 74% winrate two days ago
>dropped to 50% yesterday
>now at 30%
>still playing against people way, way above my skill level
>it won't stop
>it just won't stop
AAAAAAAAAA
>>144640342
parent
>>144640342
killing, not sexualiz
>>144640342
EXPLODING
>>144640306
As far as I know.
>>144639952
They just need to shorten her cooldown or lenghten her shields a bit.
>>144638015
No. There's spread on S76's weapon but it's only affected by how long you hold the trigger.
>>144639931
If only Lucio could also spam chokepoints while healing
And give him Pyro's airblast because why not
He's not good enough, let him climb up walls or whatever
This only makes him good in teams, give him all the tools he needs to run directly at a sniper and deathmatch her
Perfect
>>144640342
murdering
>>144640185
>have like 20 hrs in junkrat
>100% aware of his passive total mayhem
>decide to try reaper for a while
>keep dying trying to get soul orbs to his passive
Fuck my life why do I always do this
It's like I have the worst short term memory
>>144640069
>not having a girlfriend competent at playing Overwatch
How do I get better as mercy? We usually win but it doesn't feel like I'm doing much.
>>144640096
can you stop trying to bring your reddit memes over here?
>>144640440
PHARAOHS
>>144639956
Hanzo is more popular with him as drinking or fuck buddies. They have a lot in common with their dark pasts, enjoy ment of vices, and exemplar of their cultures history.
>>144640342
Soldiers are for snuggling and tenderly kissing.
>>144638724
>zarya nerf
Wut? She's not half as bad as Mcree or Widow.
>>144639492
I wept a little.
>>144640518
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
>>144639768
Obviously
>>144640359
>>144640440
>>144640545
Haha, /int/ memes!
Rate my top 3
is the liquipedia wiki accurate?
is there any progress on people datamining shit?
>>144640518
you heal and press q when friend die
thats
literally
it
stop acting like theres more to her than what she really is, all you do is just alternate between charges and hold your finger down you retarded piece of shit
>Guy says healer was shit
>I point out he's shit
>Wow stop being so toxic
Why do people act like this
>>144640518
I just explained it here
>>144638524
>>144638424source
>>144640648
>A Lucio pushes me off a cliff as junkrat
>I toss a mine behind him and take him with me.
I wish it was play of game...
>>144640328
how about this?
>>144637986
>shatter enemy rein's shield with 3 rightclicks
>hook the mercy that was hiding behind it
>kill her with the last shot
delicious
>>144640645
you forgot the part about flying around as much as possible so you dint die
One time I played as D.va and I lost. When will Blizzard fix this?
Mei really doesn't need to be able to through her ult halfway across the map
>>144639768
Pharah is legitimately the most beautiful OW girl
>>144639327
Shoot while flying.
Increased radius on E.
Reduce headshot hitbox to just her head.
Give her ult a premature detonation mechanic, but the radius starts out at tracer ult level and increases as the ult charges.
I kinda want to see a character who's gimmick is that he's supposed to get behind enemy lines and just place a shitload of booby traps.
Tripmines and caltrops, with a dinky little pistol for self-defense. Make him an exaggeration of James Bond.
>>144640625
>general 4chan meme shitposting bothers me
Where do you shits come from? You do realize you aren't locked into one board and most of us browse several? The result is shit commonly shares across boards?
>>144640830
>shitskin
>beautiful
Pick one
Has anyone got two of the same spray in one box?
Blizzard has been fucking me in the ass lately with these loot boxes
>it`s a level 5 Hanzo bitching at our team for losing episode
>>144638617
Anyone got an answer to this?
>>144640645
She's got a pretty low winrate though m8e.
>>144640735
you could have tossed the bomb under you and instantly detonated it to fly back up?
>>144640106
Highest taste by dark skinned amigo
>>144640874
.int/ memes are shit though, and all that LOL NIGGERS crap is reddit material these days
>playing le hated ice woman
>single people out
>freeze them and wait until the very last second to put a meicle through their face
>get as close as I can
>Hey chill out!
>SCHWAP
>>144640896
>posting redditfrog in 4chan
leave
>>144640814
throw*
Guess I had a stroke
>>144640858
>I want Techies
oh hell no
>>144640915
wasn't as much fun
>>144640610
Fuck off Futurama god
>>144640162
Of course it's small, it's a small girl-penis
>It's a "tracer runs around the enemy spawn trying to get kills while they cap point A" episode
>>144640619
Literal perfection
>>144640739
Pretty cute, not as cute, though.
>haven't touched genii mei and zarya yet
What am I missing out on?
>>144640932
how long does the freeze last?
Also, "Hey Chill Out" is pretty much /owg/'s official voice line for mei
Was there a /owg/ Discord or did I hear wrong?
>>144640990
Reasonably and unironically skill-intensive heroes
>>144640989
>Spawncamping a pair of CREES as Tracer
>Laughing manically at their pitiful attempts at trying to flashbang me when they have no clue how to play the western menace
Now I know why Tracer is British. It's because she loves tea.
>>144639015
I don't, she should have been shooting for the headshot
Fuck I want to like Zarya's "siberian bear" line, but the absolutely retarded intonation and accent make it next to impossible
>>144640885
>having shit taste
Guess there's no cure, is there?
Why is Widowmaker blue?
Is it asphyxiation?Because, that's my fetishI want a doujin with her in normal human color getting asphyxiated andsexduntil she turns blue.
>literally massive strings of defeats since Sunday for no apparent reason
I know I shouldn't care, win / loss ratio isn't much of a thing really in Overwatch
But for fuck sake it'd be nice to get a half way decent team again!
>Post this on battleborn subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Battleborn/comments/4mtcyd/thank_god_for_battleborn_im_so_happy_this_exists/
Mod gets so buttblasted he bans me from there and sends me a mean inbox. Ebig.
>>144641165
The blue skin was apparently a part of the brain washing bit.
>>144640885
I'll pick two thanks
>>144639428
>>144640135
THE DAY OF ZENYATTA IS CLOSING IN
PREPARE YOUR ANUS WHEN HE BECOMES AN AUTO-PICK
>>144640518
Dont pocket heal.
Switch to damage as much as you can without letting anyone die.
If someone isn't getting kills, don't put the damage on them just because they're a good hero for it.
Watch your flanks and use your teammates and body shields.
Don't ever fucking die not even once.
the feel when noone picks support so you have to but then its irrelevant anyway because youre healing mouthbreathers
>>144641202
Who gives a fuck? Find more purposeful things to do than shitting on dead games nobody cares about
>anime
Oh, it all makes sense now
>>144641202
>message removed
Cool, anon.
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK!
GENJI RAN UP THE CLOCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE
AND HE BLEW UP
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
>>144641202
don't bully the battleborn players, man
that's like bullying a cancer ward
>>144640931
>being uncouth and over-the-top offensive is Reddit
No, you dipshits cannot change the narrative. It's obvious you're all new, and until you learn to grow thicker skin/ignore shitposting, it does nothing more than out you as needing to lurk more.
Anyone have the webm of a soldier76 using an actual aimbot?
It was on Gibraltar and his aim was snapping to people respawning underground near the end of the map.
>>144639327
When not shooting the cannons cycle up 3 shots so your first shot does a bunch of extra damage. Gives extra punch when you boost into people like how you're supposed to, but doesn't really buff the dps. Also maybe a bit more movespeed when firing.
It's a widow body shots you episode.
>>144641034
There is. It's just weaboos spamming memes in text chat and being faggots we each other. The voice chats are dead and they don't even play the game.
Also you're late for their epic inner cicle so they won't pay attention to you.
>>144640986
>>144641386
>it's a you lose because the enemy's widow is significantly better than your widow episode
>>144639348
>It's the Huntsman all over again.
Do we know if Torbjorn is going to be changed in the upcoming patch?
I am beyond done with double Torbjorn defenders effortlessly winning the game and then one of the two getting POTG and the other getting a card.
You can't flank them because the turret is either usually placed to deter that or it just does a 360 noscope on you when you walk into its range. Torbjorn is usuaully also defending it.
You can't attack it from range with Widow, Hanzo, or Pharah because again, it snaps to and kills you, or he just makes another one.
I won't even bother explaining why you can't tank the damage because we all know why.
I really want to know who thought this was okay.
>>144641386
Kill cams need to be tweaked. Half of my deaths as 200HP heroes to WM are from bodyshots.
never played a blizzard game before
why the hell can't I use an avatar. why do I have to use some dumb in-game avatar.
how am I supposed to let my enemies and teammates know I'm an obnoxious weeaboo?
>>144641202
>You are what's wrong with the gaming community. It's actually doing well on console. No one cares about PC.
>>144641496
Cute!
>>144641374
No, it literally is reddit now, the front page is full of it from the donald trump subreddit
>>144641386
3 times
while missing 4 other shots in the process
and still kills you because
>snipers
>counterplay
>all these fanboys talking like seagull is the best player in OW
are these dumbasses even aware that he is only a mid tier pro?
>didn't realize windowed mode + I had my fps on a 30 cap were fucking my fps, thought my computer was just shit
>played 30 hours with like 20fps
>changed it
>now getting like 60-80fps at all times
>played 8 games, damage dealt was at minimum twice my normal average, same with kills for all 8 games
Fucking fullscreen your game if you're also a retard like me
>>144640986
why do you keep saying she's great while posting a shitty headswap
doesn't being retarded get old after a while
I feel like I suck at the game compared to other people in my MMR
>>144641548
Main Genji
>>144641614
>PLEASE TALK ABOUT MY ECELEB
Fuck off.
>>144641667
Stay mad
>>144641525
>Noone on our team dealing with the enemy widow taking a giant shit on our face
>Try to pick widow to deal with her or at least distract her
>Get my shit pushed back because I'm not an ebin 50 hour autism widow main
Pretty good game balance when the only counter is being better at that hero.
Inb4 >Winston
You will never get on a good widow maker without dying in any decent mmr
Junkrat
Genji deflection
Coordinate with a reinhardt
>>144641681
If "mmr" is real then it's fucking wrong because almost every game is a complete stomp.
>>144641525
play d.va
>>144641681
I feel like I'm above average at maybe three heroes
I feel like I'm complete absolute trash at everyone else, like not "average", like "800 damage as Genji in 7 minutes" trash.
>>144641743
i just assumed a lot of people here probably are tuned in to his stream seeing it has over 20k viewers
Just a list of specific things Id like to see changed, apart from the obvious shit such as Mcree
>Roadhogs heal being nerfed
This hero "the one man apocalypse" is certainly that, but when it comes to an FPS we'd like to think that most heroes have a chance at killing other heroes. Currently Roadhog can out heal so many heroes on the line up it makes taking a 1v1 fight with the guy actually no fun at all. For the most part, dodging his hook, whilst landing all your abilities should be enough to kill him but a lot of heroes have zero chance, whilst most have a slim chance.
>Genji's deflect
I want to say "just let him deflect less things" but ultimately he'll just become a counter to specific heroes and shit against others. Maybe he's already like that but the game shouldn't be that black and white when it comes to balance. In any event. I feel like make Genji the first invisible hero might be something that could be looked at. Removing deflect entire for some kind of smoke escape- You know like Naruto does xD
>Symmetra
Its not epic to summon a teleporter no matter how much of a cuck you are. Symmetra should have something else for her ultimate. Lets be real here- As a hero this is what Symmetra is: An Indian Chick with a Pistol that can create turrets. Like think about that for a second. She can create fucking turrets and has a pistol. Shes not like Bullseye mcree or anything, she just creates turrets. It's so fucking dumb.This hero is a perfect example of probably being cool on paper and then having literally no one imaginative enough to put hero into game properly. She could probably deconstruct parts of terrain and build bridges and shit and she's making turrets. What a fucking copout.
>Torbjorn Turret
Remove turret levels, make him just build the only turret he can. This will confuse less people in regards to his ultimate. It's also a good change considering how bad he is right now.
>>144641592
>implying that isn't just /pol/ack sockpuppeteering
Amazing how you know so much about Reddit though.
Any Tracer tips?
Tried her out and she's pretty fun but not having vertical movement hurts coming from genji
>>144641386
>it's a people keep running into open area and get Widowed rerun
Thanks for the free kills.
>>144641750
>you're mad because you said im stupid
???????
>>144641496
>>144641575
Very cute,
>>144641024
>mfw I'm playing as le floating metal ball man and mei freezes me
>have biggest boner over Korra
>see Pharah
OH
MEIN
GOTT
>>144641789
How fast a game ends has nothing to do with the skill of the people playing it
Maybe some players are really good at pressing advantages and winning in 3 minutes, it doesn't mean the opponents are "bad", it means the winners had a strategy and it worked.
>>144641604
do you seriously have trouble countering snipers? lmao
>>144641789
mmr is obviously real
also stomps happen in this game even between fairly evenly matched teams. it doesn't mean there was a big skill discrepancy
>>144641623
Windowed dicks FPS? I go borderless window for fast alt-tab and background sound but seem capped at 70
I have a 980
>>144641831
Apart from 2GD there aren't any good streams for this game.
Seagull or any of the other TF2 refugees and new game bandwagon hoppers than comprise the "esports" scene for this game will be forgotten when the actual good players rise to the top over the next few years.
>>144641937post full
>>144641804
I can't tank and support and kill their mercy and kill their widow and deal with rein's shield
>>144641965
>How fast a game ends has nothing to do with the skill of the people playing it
getting rolled by double sniper and bastion on attack is
>>144641959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjOr_Jo121k&t=34s
the worst teams
>>144640874
i haven't browsed any other board than /vg/ in years if we don't count those odd times i check out what /mu/ thinks about a certain album
i certainly don't go into cancerous shitpost hives like /int/ or /pol/, they are just new /b/
>>144641848
>nerfing roadhog
holy shit how badly did you get hooked m8
also complaining about Roadhog being strong at 1v1 is fucking retarded, some heroes are strong at duels while others do other shit you retard the whole point is this game is literally TF2 x Dota if you want UT or CS go play those you salty faggot
>>144641227
>>144642034
WUZ
>>144642034
WUZ
>>144642020
Agreed, the current """pro""" scene is just a bunch of random shitters that got lucky getting into closed beta. 99% of them won't be relevant a few months from now.
>>144641623
did you use borderless windowed or just windowed?
>>144642062
I mean you can cherry pick examples all you want but you're trying to say that in high level Starcraft, all games go to 80 minutes because both players are so good, and it's impossible for one of them to try a 4 minute strategy and win. They're both good, the game ended early. Those two things can happen at the same time.
>>144642065
AHHHHHH
>>144641959
Can't beat the brown.
>>144641531
Id be alot happier if the turret didnt get ridiculous amounts of health during molten core. Thats my only complaint.
why is there a reserve ammo counter if you have infinite ammo
>>144642008
I have a laptop with a Geforce 840M, its just barely ticking at a consistent 80fps with absolute min graphics settings
>>144641848
roadhog is closer to being trash than OP, get good kiddo
>tfw 10 loses in a row
>tfw you get level 5-7 against 120
holy shit this fucking game Blizzard is so fucking lucky there is no other AAA game right now.
>>144641614
As I understand, he is (one of?) the best pro players that actually streams with any regularity right now.
He's like SingSing, if you're a dota fan.
>>144641789
I don't think it's wrong I just think team balance doesn't look at comp elements enough. Half of my games are close as fuck and the other half are blowouts. Supposedly everyone in the game is at the same MMR so the only thing that could make them consistently unfair is the team balance not taking into account who plays what heroes.
Is anyone else not really having a good time anymore?
Now I promise I'm not shilling, like, in the slightest. I bought this game with while not absurd but relatively high hopes. I did intend this to be the new TF2 or big FPS for me.
But I'm really just not feeling it. I did have a great time at the start, using all the characters for the first few times, getting my first PotG, etc, but I feel like that excitement has worn off somehow, to be left with a rather empty feeling.
I'm not coming out of matches with the same pleased and "good game" mentality anymore, I'm just getting sort of disappointed by how little fun I'm having. I'm not trying to physically not enjoy myself, it's just happening.
What's the problem?
Should I be waiting for ranked? Should I be playing will 5 other people I know (usually play with 1-2). I'm pretty desperate to know why the game's wearing thin for me because the blasted thing cost £30.
Anyone else feel like this? Got some advice? I'm lost.
>>144642135
>>144642127
WHOA THERE
*Throws flashbang*
>Shipping is accepted
What happened to my 4chan
>>144641757
>50 hours is autism
Jesus christ. I think in TF2 my least played class was like 300 on Pyro.
bastions ult is actually really fun
>>144642262
except singsing is hot garbage and has never won anything in his life
>>144641848
>Torbjorn "If there are two of me defending its a free win" Lindholm
>Bad
Almost got me.
>>144641531
Torb turrets have so-so damage, so Reinhardt with a S:76+1 damage dealer can easily clear out multiple turrets.
>>144642192
>pre-accident Pharah
I like it
>>144642143
I think it was normal windowed, but not 100%, whatever the default startup mode was set to
been excited all day at work to come home and play lads. Can't remember the last time a game did this to me.
>>144642295
Yeah that game had been out for like 8 years and it's been a week
>>144641789
Not that this excuses as many matches being stomps as they are, but matchmaking ratings tend to be inaccurate until a player has played hundreds of games, and even then there is going to be some uncertainty.
>>144642295
TF2 has also been out for nine years.
>>144642284
I'm right there with you. I like the GAME Overwatch, I despise the way Blizzard forces you to play the game. Whether TF2 is good or not, you can play whatever map and game mode you want whenever you want. Don't feel like playing payload defense? Don't play it. Overwatch says "It's time to play payload defense now and you'll like it."
I like the Overwatch art, gameplay, heroes, everything about it but I want to be able to play it how I want.
>>144642340
how fucking bad are you if torbjörn works in your games
>>144642369
>amputeefags
>>144640990
>what am i missing out on
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
>>144642293
Thats been a thing for a pretty long time
>>144642284
Good points anon, I am now a #CruzMissile
>>144642464
>15 minute koth map
>>144642347
How am I supposed to coordinate that if I play alone?
Post you are masteroverwatch
>>144642284
Wait till the coming patch mid to late this month.
Should bring balancing(see: nerfs to widow, mccree, tracer, buffs to dva and whatever else they do) and ranked play.
>>144642392
>>144642425
Well yeah true I guess.
>>144642614
DUMB
>>144642085
top kek
>>144642262
the comparison to singsing is actually quite apt. a mediocre player by pro standards but good enough to impress the average players. singsing is more of a memer clown though while seagull simply commentates.
there are actually quite a few pros who stream regularly who are much better than seagull but their streams only get like a few hundred viewers because the twitch crowd in this game seems to be fairly ignorant of the pro scene so they don't recognize these players
>>144642315
singsing has had better competitive success in dota than seagull has had in OW or TF2
>>144639340
I got that skin a crate. Looks too similar to his default which is usually a good thing but I want to cover his ugly dreads
>>144642640
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/4537dd0bb95106cd
>>144642640
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/TrashMouse-1119
>>144640729
http://exhentai.org/g/940613/8cd2b9cad2/
>>144642436
Literally every hero is viable in every game where people are solo queueing
If you find some heroes are always worthless then you're either at the absolute trenches of MMR where people can go 80-0 as Bastion, or you're in a very tight 6 man team following the metagame and everyone is playing perfectly 100% of the time, perfect aim, perfect map awareness, etc.
In any solo queue game it doesn't matter "Um D.Va is lower tier than Winston so she's worthless", if someone wants to shit on you with a D.Va he will. It doesn't matter "Um Torb isn't picked in comp play", if a Torb wants to shit on you, he will. Hero tiers are absolute bottom relevance compared to things like teamwork. Some Zenyatta will throw balls at your face while you're thinking "Heh, he doesn't even know that Zenyatta is a low tier support, what a noob" and you will lose.
>>144642293
Nothing. Whatever is in service of ones dick has always been accepted here.
>>144642640
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/OxGG-1338
>>144640735
>Defending as Junk
>Find McCree in a small corridor
>THE HUNTER LAYS IT'S TRAP
>Throw a mine behind him and detonate him
>Get stunned
>He get's thrown into the trap and dies
I laughed for a good minute while waiting for people to respawn
>>144642062
cuz ur bad
>>144642589
Voice, chat, very elaborate gesturing and quick messages
>>144641959
>>144640628
You look at a lot of gay nsfw.
>>144642798
of course torbjörn can work in my games too but i'd never go as far as to call him even remotely good. he is not even average
he can do well in right circumstances but you could have bigger impact with some other hero with less effort required
>finally start doing good
>game matches you with team that utterly destroys yours
>>144642640
implying anyone will look at them
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Fallaa-1286
>>144642905
I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.
>>144642640
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Fuskenerg-2832
So who's got that image of battleborn's peak player count
>>144640891
I'm level 30 with no legendaries. This game hates me.
>every game is McREE Junkrat Windowlicker
>>144643032
wrong general
Someone post full pic pls
>>144641937
>>144641937
>>144641937
>>144642640
>>144642809
Romance doesn't serve the dicks its for fat chicks on tumblr who think everyone is queer. Now if you want to scribble up some hard scissoring with Mercy and Pharah be my guest but them walking on the beach does nothing.
>>144642985
that's some dedication
>>144642723
Lad, watching any "pro" stream now is a fucking huge joke because the matchmaking will put stacks against stacks regardless of skill level of both stacks, so they will most of the time just pubstomp because they face the casuals WoW and HS stacks. Maybe when ranked comes, maybe.
If i want to see some pubstomping, i'd play the game myself.
>>144642640
tfw ranked highest of the people who have posted so far :^)
>>144639612
Agreed.
hey /owg/ I don't play your game, but holy shit does it make good porn
keep up the good work
>>144643146
*mained the longest
>>144642794i already fapped but thanks anon
>>144642983
I'm okay with being matched against players that appear higher skilled than me. What gets me is my team insisting that we need 2bat, a hanzo and a widow on attack, and a Zen for solo healing.
>no highlight intro of lucio shooting the camera off a ledge
>>144643141
>implying you cant tell when a player is better than another player from watching them stomp
are you dumb
>>144643231
6th MONTH
6th DAY
6th YEAR IN THE DECADE
666
WHO CELEBRATING THE MOST EVIL DAY HERE
>Thinking about how much I hate the state of the game right now
>Next thought is how much I want to play
For fuck's sake.
>our support asks someone can be tank
>one of our two junkrats replies "you" like we just shouldn't have a support
>they shittalk the other team post game despite doing fuck all during the game
can these people just stop
>>144643231
get out you degenerate
Maybe the reason you hover around 50% is because youre a pretty average player
>>144643095
That's subjective. Different things are hot to different people. For a lot of us hand-holding makes us hard as fuck. If that's not the case for you you should stop being a faggot and get better taste.
>every match I try in the solo queue is now against pre-made teams working well together
Well fucking brilliant.
Guess I'm going to look for groups all the time now.
>>144642890
>Laughed for a good MINUTE while waiting for people to respawn
Don't you mean 5 seconds? Death timers in this game are way too fucking short. Hopefully they'll make them substantually longer and nerf mercy's ulti charge rate, then the game will be a lot better instead of just a clown fiesta.
>>144643361
50% at low MMR and 50% at high MMR aren't the same thing.
>A Hanzo spamming arrows down a hallway and getting two lucky headshots beat this for PoTG
I mean I know I pressed Q, but that entire selection of heroes was giving our team hell and we'd have probably lost had I not got this right. I took out the Zarya and Junkrat straight after as well.
It feels like I'm being punished for leaving when the game is over ("credits" appear in the esc menu") but before PotG
>>144643307
FUCK YEAH
Reaper best hero
666 represent
>>144643231would fuck
>>144643361
no its because the system :^)
everybody on /owg never gets above 50% win rate because blizzard says so
>>144643361
Who are you talking to?
>>144643361
mine is like 65% and i still know the matchmaking is complete shit
>>144643361
and/or that the matchmaking system is managing to consistently match you with players at or very close to your skill level
>>144643372
>hand holding is lewd meme
Man and I thought diaper porn was weird. What's next pulling out the chair for your date porn?
>30mb patch
is this ranked and 60 tick???
>>144643396
They were pushing the payload and the spawn was miles away
Plus a Genji and Road were intercepting people in the mean time so I was calm enough to do it
>>144642640
>tfw just climbing higher every day on Dad: 76
I've yet to find a situation he doesn't fit in.
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Nanoid-11325
>>144643259
They're not stomping good players most of the time, they're stomping mediocre players. It's easy to tell by the lack of map awareness and the opposition barely doing any damage on 1v1 scenarios before dying.
KEYWORD: most of the time. If i want to see quality games, i'd go to youtube so i can cherrypick those, not fucking twitch.
>>144638518
I didn't play beta and bots are to retarded to learn from, so I end up playing totally new to me characters a lot in quick play. I haven't even touched about a quarter of the characters yet and I'm level 22. I have some really bad games sometimes and it's often because the heroes I'm actually good at are bad picks and I'm playing something new. I assume that's what's happening like half the time, there are enough characters and levels that you need to be like level 40 to have experience with everything. Not that you can't do well with little experience (I'm 3-0 with Widowmaker with one POTG), but you will do better after playing a few games for sure.
>>144643361
>2016
>He doesn't believe in MMR
This isn't something that you can choose to believe in or not. It exists. How you choose to deal with it is your own.
>>144642651
Why buff Tracer?
>>144643396
Yeah what I really want in a videogame is more waiting around.
It's already really fun to walk 500 miles back to the action from spawn.
>>144643551
Last patch was just to fix an AA problem so I wouldn't hold out for too much
>>144643596
So? I can still tell that taimou is a way better widow than seagull from watching both of them shit on mediocres.
>>144639779
>Not devil or imp
keep dreaming plebeian
>>144642651
unlikely af that they'd nerf tracer
maybe if they nerf mccree by touching his flashbang but that's unlikely
>>144643631
Brain tumor?
>>144643538
Holding the door open for somebody makes me rock hard
>>144643631
Shit I meant nerf
>>144643729
they already said they're going to nerf fth
I gotta say, I feel bad for PC players having to deal with retards spamming their stupid memes and uninformed bullshit opinions in chat, pretending like they aren't the dumbest person in the game.
I dealt with enough of that playing League and being able to play in a medium where the only frustrating thing I have to deal with is people picking the "wrong" hero for a situation is honestly a breath of fresh air.
My heart goes out to you PCfriends.
>>144643092http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Splashbrush/430846/Overwatch-Pharah
>>144643554
And while my McCree playtime is among my highest I've sworn him off until hes changed unless a team is so stupid they can't make it without a busted character.
I really enjoy his playstyle and will love to play him with the practice I've gotten in when hes changed but right now I don't really enjoy playing him because of how braindead it is.
>>144643775
yeah so then there's unlikely to be a tracer nerf
>>144643729
>nerf flashbang
Flashbang isn't the issue. It's fan.
>>144643707
>taimou
Every time I see this chucklefuck in my game I leave, it doesn't matter what team he's on. He's a 14 year old little fucknugget.
>>144643631
>>144643763
>hold shift
>dodge shit off cooldown
if you are good at reading your surroundings you never die and thats a problem
LANEPORKER RIDES AGAIN
>Hanzo scatter arrows the floor in front of me
>Kills me
Why?
>play Pharah
>have tons of fun, get several kills, direct rocket hits and environmental kills
>enemies switch to McCree/WM
>get stomped
To all the Pharah mains out there, I finally understand your pain.
It's pretty much impossible playing Pharah now, outside of KOTH.
>>144643789
That image is cute!
>>144643483
As soon as you see Victory/Defeat you're save to leave
>>144643789
>Implying I'm not the one doing it and enjoying every second of it
I'm also a member of the anti-hanzo police, any hanzo picker is automatically flamed and ebin trolled until they have switched or left the lobby. :^)and I come from high elo league of legends
Did anyone else just have their game update?
>>144643919
Why not?
https://a.pomf.cat/twigsx.mp3
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302 gifs
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>>144643789
i'll gladly take people being able to use the chat over playing on a vastly inferior controller setup that makes me feel handicapped
oh and 200 fps with a 144hz monitor is pretty sweet too, can't imagine how people put up with 60fps/60hz in 2016
you know you can just mute people or even make yourself not automatically join the game chat channel at start
>>144643478
It's because the ultimate only killed one person and you followed it up with rocket blasts. As retarded as it is, the system doesn't understand how significant that damage from the ultimate in itself was. It only looks at eliminations.
>>144643789
>I dealt with enough of that playing League
you can exactly see which guys were stuck in silver, usually the same people that now are widow on attack and blame the team for being bad, preferably in the match chat so everyone can see
>>144643912
I'M A ONE MAN BAG OF CHIPS
>sneak up on the enemy team in payload during overtime as Mei
>freeze and headshot them one by one until all are dead
>PotG goes to the enemy Genji wo wasted his ulties to die after one kill
>>144643789
You can just mute people you know.
Worst thing is people saying "gg ez" after matches, but it's really not that bad at all.
And that D-va is fucking adorable.
>>144644005
NEVER
V
E
R
>>144643880
If you're good a reading your surroundings you can survive with most heroes. She only has 150 health for a reason.
>>144643856
>unless a team is so stupid they can't make it without a busted character
I would imagine with how the people in this game are thats actually fairly often.
>>144640342
Sauce
>>144644005
>3.5gb
my dick isn't ready
How are people this bad? Srsly like they have no map awareness at all.
>>144643928
I love Pharah, I find her the most fun by far, I love everything about flying around and blasting rockets and pretending it's Quake.
I also realize that Pharah gets absolutely shit on sometimes and if a hitscan opponent decides it's time for you to die, then you're going to fucking die.
>>144644027
Widow is better on attack than defence though, Hanzo too. Blizzard just can't into labels.
>>144643994
Because shooting the floor in front of someone requires zero skill
>>144643789
luckily the game isn't slow as snail like league so people don't have time to type in chat
>>144644124
Over 7 million players and 95% of them will be shit
>>144644085
its out buddy
i just downloaded a tiny patch, what is?
>>144644005
Is it sorted by character and pairing?
>>144644154
a good widow shits on people in either side
>>144643928
The problem isn't getting counterpicked. That is the nature of this game.
The problem is that Pharah's counterpicks also happen to be the strongest heroes in the game. McCree and Widow are mindfuckingly powerful and S76 is borderline OP (he's one of the few 5-6 man hero stacks that will actually work). It's a bummer, and the nerfs probably won't change much. Only McCree is being looked at, and unless they bring down his left click damage, the nerf won't affect Pharah at all. Widowmaker will skullfuck Pharah less if and only if she gets a bodyshot damage nerf. S76 will never get nerfed though, not that he's badly in need of it or anything but imo his heal station should be able to be destroyed, or maybe heal a little less.
>>144644219
no, it's sorted by file type
>>144644216
d.va nerf
>>144638448
Pink hair is my favorite.
>>144643497
requesting a reaper edit of this scene
https://youtu.be/AIrbNCVCu6I?t=62
#cutformonke
>>144644164
>skill
Go play Quake. No seriously. You just mentioned "skill" in Overwatch. You just mentioned skill in a game with instant stuns, and League of Legends ultimate abilities, half the characters don't aim at all and half the characters don't even need to do damage, they just have shields or healing or walls or whatever. But you just mentioned skill like it matters. You'll be much happier in Quake.
>>144644216
what is the myster 30mb patch blizzo
why are sprays and voice lines so dirt cheap?
they could've stretched the value of levels/gold a lot by making them like 100 at least, and they'd feel less worthless when you get one
>>144643980
yeah just now
>>144643865
Actually taimou is a 22 year old spurdothe spurdos are only good for sniping
>>144644219
No, I scraped all images. If I would do pairings then it would be harder to update as some people just want the newest shit regardless.
If I split them up, then they have to manually check each folder for new pics.
>Stomp enemy team and get to 99%
>They're at 0%
>Lol oooops one of them touched the point at 0:01
>OVERTIME
>OVERTIME
>OVERTIME
>4 FUCKING MINUTES OF OVERTIME
>They come in and fire ults one after the other
>They get the point and start ticking their score up
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Overtime should only be able to be reset like 3-5 times. After that, you have HAD your chance and it should go down.
JESUS FUCK
>>144644164
Why should Hanzo inherently require more skill than any other hero? He's already weak enough and Widow has an option for close range, scatter is all he has.
>>144644073
You can disable global chat
No more gg ez bullshit
http://youtu.be/1d61GVgbcec
Go to 0:54 to see how
>>144643980
yes
>>144639267
How's the best way to bait/prep for this on Illios? ImainLucio.
>>144644316
>he values his untradable unlocks based on how they're valued by the in game system instead of whether he likes them or not
>>144644254
>his heal station should be able to be destroyed
I'm pretty sure you can destroy it
>>144640106
thank you for your cervix
>>144644262
>>144644350
Download canceled.
>playing lijang tower
>second map
>we 99%
>overtime
>they cap
>they 99%
>overtime
>we make our last attemt
>enemy reaper teleports on a window and prepares to ult
>I, Lucio, right click him off a window and he wastes his ult
>writes "FUCK OFF" in chat
>we win
This was one hell of a game
>>144644316
it doesnt fuckin matter cause you cant trade them in for coins
>>144644216
Butt expansion.
>>144644467
ok dont care, go kill ursellf autist
>>144643789
>plebian pitying the highborn
>not being able to handle memespeak and trashtalk
o i am laffin
>>144644073
I sarcastically said, "reported :)" to one of the GG EZ faggots and they flipped their shit, like I had run over their dog or something.
>>144638724
If anything, Zarya needs a minor buff.
I just got a 30 mb patch. What the fuck is this Blizzard your patch notes say the same shit.
>>144644429
What the fuck, really? I wish I had friends I could test this with. It's never happened to me and I've never even tried to shoot someone else's because I assumed you couldn't do it.
>>144644406
Hope the enemy team are retards
>>144644192
wait a second are you trying to cheat me again
>>144642640
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Hotchkiss-21150
Winrate is sub 60% now.Time to sudoku.
>>144644498
A man can dream
>Widowmaker model returned to earlier concepts
>>144644354
The KotH maps are sort of stupid right now.
>They still gain percent while you contest
>Overtime goes on forever
>Your spawn is a huge chokepoint
>Lucio
>>144644508
You're so mad right now.
>>144644005
>9 mp4s
>all overwatch porn
Nigga this isn't even 10% of it.
>>144644254
>The problem isn't getting counterpicked. That is the nature of this game.
Yeah, that's exactly the problem with Pharah right now, all her counters are just way too fucking strong.
>>144644387
Yeah, you can just press P and mute em that way if someone is being a dick, not that I really mind people acting like dicks, but thanks for the advice!
>>144638448
>tfw I got the only skin that makes here character design not terrible and I can actually play her now
Thank god.
There is a patch fucbois.
>>144644519
they already got ONE iPad banned on Hearthstone, losing $60 in card packs. his mom is going to FUCKING FLIP if the $100 he dropped on the game and loot boxes gets locked out, too, when he starts screaming and crying about getting banned from overwatch because people are JUST MEAN
>>144644406
Perpetually keep one eye on that exact location and just keep going for kills there.
>>144644519
I do this constantly, someone says "ez"
I say "ez-est report of my life, enjoy your mute"
They sperg out
>>144644685
It's probably nothing
Blizzard like to announce patches publicly
I’m actually really happy about Overwatch’s success.
It’s sadly rare to see a major developer release something that’s good and fun and polished and people fucking playing it. Like… this is how it’s supposed to be.
>>144644615
I'm not, relax buddy
>>144644585
no, it's out only jp version
the eng patch comes later he said.
theres huge threads on /v/ about it
>>144644654
mp4 is hard to find since I cba trying to find them because they are mostly links on some random tumblr blogpost.
If you have those links share a pastebin and I'll include them.
>>144644679
the goggles are so unecessary holyshit all her designs are fucking bad
Can someone explain the logic of "no scoreboard" to me? It feels like someone's position on the scoreboard is a relevant part of the social dynamic in a competitive online game.
When I play CS:GO and someone is doing really well I am more likely to remember their game, invite them to my friends list to play competitive with later, get excited when I kill them, etc. In Overwatch everyone feels nameless and identical (unless they use voice chat LOL) and I think the lack of scoreboard is a big part of why.
>>144644685
We know already BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS IT
What is with Blizzard and their random mystery patches.
>>144644005
>0 webms
>webms converted into gifs
>downscaled
>loss of colorspace
>banding
What a waste of bandwidth
Why does this game feel like an arcade game with no purpose to it sometimes?
I go to TF2 and aside from all the hats it's very gritty while also being cartoony. Why didn't blizz make an M rated game?
>>144644519
>>144644728
doing God's work anons
League babys needs to take their ebin ez memes and cancerous attitudes and leave
they really need to lower ult build rate
>>144644817
There's no ranked atm
>>144644814
Maybe so, but I'm happy as long as her shitty haircut is hidden.
welp, start to main Reinhardt I guess
Why the fuck does Zenyatta have a voice line that quotes Renee Descartes? It makes no fucking sense for any Buddhist monk to quote Descartes, especially one that's supposed to be enlightened.
Or is he? He has a lot of really shitty campy lines that have no real character in them.
I really enjoy the depth of eastern philosophy so i was excited to see how Blizzard made Zenyatta into a believable character but they've failed miserably.
>>144644882
no they don't
>>144644187
pretty bad blizzard player are probably the lowest skilled players I've ever played with.
>Post yfw you shut down their ult immediately
>>144644837
Sorry I did not check every webm personally to categorize them between sounds, 720p, 1080p and converted gifs.
Do you know what a fucking scraper is?
Just remove Torbjorn from the game please.
People will never understand how to rape him.
>>144639250
You went to community college or something like that?
>>144642284
>Is anyone else not really having a good time anymore?
2 hours and I dropped the game out of boredom.
It'd be at this point in TF2 that I'd be on the search for some good old custom servers with new maps and thriving communities. sv_voice_enable 0 of course.
Overwatch keeps putting me on Watchpoint: Gibraltar and I'm fucking done. I hate that map and whenever I even want to poke my head in, it's WATCHPOINT
Fuck. Being stomped into a sub 50% win rate as a new player doesn't help either. Can't beat the premades alone.
>>144644782
amen. it's the first in years. maybe now other publishers will invest in games like they used to
>>144644782
>good and fun and polished and people fucking playing it. Like… this is how it’s supposed to be.
>good
>polished
alright i take your bait
it was overhyped and people were paid to stream it, its not good, it was just advertised well, this game has horrible issues
>>144644817
So you focus on the objective and having fun over being a stats and kill whore bitching at people low on the board
>>144644938
>i like shitty snowball gameplay
go back to COD
>Well designed ultimate that brings depth and fun to the game
Hanzo dragons, Tracer bomb, Sonic Barrier, Tranquility, self-destruct
>Imbalanced ultimate that are too good or got no reliable counterplay strategies
Revive, Wallhacks, High Noon, Hammer Down, Black Hole
>poop
Barrage, death lotus, tactical visor, tank mode, etc
Seriously, fuck the instant damage ultimate. They are creatively bankrupt.
Roadhog heal interrupt on damage when?
I love playing him, but half the classes can't even outdamage it before you take a breather and hook em into a one shit.
>DVa's ult (self-destruct) now charges when outside the suit at 1/4 the rate
A buff to DVa that wouldn't be game breaking?
They need to lower Mercy's ult build rate on healing and up her build rate on damage buffing
healing is almost always better in most situations for that reason alone, it builds the ult extremely fast
>>144644971
Playing Torb is like being your own Heavy-Medic combo.
SHOOT THE TORB
KILL THE TORB
YOU CAN LEAVE THE TURRET ALIVE FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS WHILE YOU KILL THE TORB
>Overwatch has started an update
>>144644932
He's a caricature of monks him quoting the 'wrong people' to piss of nerds sounds great.
>>144645034
>hammer down
>no counterplay
Reinhardt shield
>>144644875
>Why didn't blizz make an M rated game?
You have got to be fucking joking, the characters are intentionally made to look like Pixar/disney generic stereotypes to attract teens and kids. They knew they had a winning formula so they appealed to everyone from kids to adults.
>>144644875
>Overwatch vignette
>Omnic get killed to show how hardcore game is >:^)
>All humans get knocked out a la 80's TMNT methods
>Literally Samurai Jack combat
Call me edgy, but I also think it would have been cool to have a more violent game, especially with the Disney aesthetic they have going on.
>be Mercy
>getting shit on by Genji
>McCree bitches about me never being alive to ult
>in the middle of typing a response when Reinhardt tells him to fuck off and do his job
>now traveling to trashpoint shitbralter
>>144642192
>>144642369
Isn't that Korra from Avatar?
>>144645004
the only issues I have with it is widowmaker is the best sniper to ever be in a video game ever and McCree requires 0 aim to do 400 damage
>>144645115
indeed
>>144641548
play hanzo and everybody will assume you're a weeb by default
When is this game getting koth where the map points move? Would be way better than fighting on the same hill for 8 mins
>>144640069
>gym
What a waste. You are mote than capable of exercising for free in front of your PC/console when searching for games. And your GF should be able to understand you also want some time to do what you enjoy.
>>144645115
>Zenyatta is pretending to be enlightened but is just another murderous shitty omnic
that makes more sense actually.
Fuck robots.
>>144644817
Because there are plenty of substitutes for it that encourage you to just get out there and make plays rather than pad stats.
You can get bronze, silver, and gold medals for important things like kills, objective time, and healing. You can get cards at the end that reward thankless jobs like playing support or standing on the cart while your team runs up and has fun. There's the on fire status to keep track of who's doing how much work over a short period of time.
The game rewards playing well and you can easily identify how well you're doing. Three silvers and a gold? You're doing pretty fucking well. Two bronzes? You're not doing so hot. No medals? More or less dead weight, get good. It's a good way to keep track of your performance relative to your team without obsessing over useless stat padding which often results in playing selfishly or too safe (stuff like k/d especially).
It's an excellent system imo. Discourages stat padding but still offers a lot of feedback in various different ways when you are performing well, and very easily lets you know what teammates on your team are performing up to par. For example, when I have gold eliminations as Lucio, I know my dps heroes are playing like fucking dogshit and I can be endlessly disappointed in them.
>>144644932
Well, Descartes makes sense to a robot, since Descartes basic thesis for asserting existence takes a new meaning to an "unliving" machine.
>>144645078
I'd be happy if her triggering it takes half a second before it kicks on
>>144639779
>people having different opinions than me
the absolute madmans XD
>>144645186
Yep
it's funny how both shitters and pros think mccree is OP but shitters base this completely on flashbang+fan combo while for example iddqd (one of the best mccrees out there) has said that mccree would likely still be top tier if fan the hammer was completely removed
>>144644967
>"It's High N--"
>>144645154
I want to protect you from DPS-shitters so fucking bad.
>finally get another legendary
>raindancer
>I'm like the one pharah player who doesn't like the injun skins
It's grown on me at least, and thank god it wasnt a poo in loo or goth zarya legend
>>144645095
>see this post before I join the match
Whoo boy had to restart to see like a 10mb update.
>>144645095
What did it do?
>>144645154
>it's a healcuck fuccboi tries to talk shit and his betamale white knight '''saves''' him episode
let's see how far you and your faggot reinhardt get without a mccree
>>144644881
>cancerous attitudes
You sound like a bitch.
>>144645186
Do you try to be retarded or is it an inherited trait?
>just curbstomped destiny
>>144644790
Fair enough about the mp4s, but the animators' and artists' blogs are almost always linked as the source.
I appreciate the effort you went through to give something cool to us. But personally I'll just find the highest quality versions on my own.
>>144645129
>Pandering to kids and teens
FUCK
I DON'T WANT ANOTHER PG-13 PANDEMIC IN VIDYA
>>144644932
What? You do know he's a fraud right? That's the whole point.
reaper name if anyones collecting
"Regarding the matchmaker, it does a lot of things (more than what I am about to list). But basically it is trying to do the following things:
Get you a match quickly
Get you a match with your lowest possible ping
Get you a match with as close to equal group sizes as possible on both teams
Get you a match with equally skilled players on both teams
Of course there are times when not all of those things are possible. But that is generally what is going on under the hood (plus many other minor things)."
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745144780#post-11
Forced fifty shitters btfo
>>144642192
>saving samples
kys
>>144645116
Counterplay that assumes the same character on the other team isn't real counterplay, it's just entrenches said character in the meta (not to mention the reinhardt v. reinhardt meta just goes down to who breaks the shield first).
Real counterplay would be to slow down the animation and make it thinner so you could react to it by splitting.
>>144643307
>that shitty Omen remake came out 10 years ago
>A magazine image of Symmetra could be found in an outhouse on Route 66. The image was removed in a later patch.
>attacking numbami
>defending numbani
>attacking mumbani
at least put in something that prevents repeating maps
>>144645254
I can't really fit a barbell in front of my computer desk, tho home gym is eventual goal
>>144645392
Man I was hoping that wasn't the case but it seems to make the most sense.
Proof that Omnics
1) Are unintelligent by design
2) Cannot fathom the depth of being
3) Are disposable tools
>>144645468
confirmed they're removing symmetra
>>144645378
Huh? Don't backpedal now. Provide those links now.
>>144645254
Kek, DYEL faggot
Guys check out this new Mercy smut pic before the mods delete it!
>>144645298
I got the red one a while ago, but I bought mech queen last night. They're cool but I kindof feel like them and the Anubis ones should be swapped in rarity. Injun skins are kindof eyesores in game.
>>144644932
>a robot 80 years in the future shouldn't have knowledge of descartes because he fucked off to live in Asia
why does hanzo care about junkrat's treasure?
>>144645389
Every game that is this massive is going to have tons of kids playing it, there's not much to do.
>>144644817
No no no, please for the love of god don't include a global scoreboard.
I would rather not have kids go "wtf mercy 3-8 stob die u retard xD" every fucking game.
Scoreboards' existence can be justified, they provide valuable info, but at the cost of people using them to statwhore/shittalk.
>>144645579
DELETE
>>144645397
twitter @reapernames has a lot of them
>>144644932
it's a classic "ROBOT IS THINK LIKE HYUMAN" trope line because it represents a paradox between truth and the ability to ascertain it. comes up in movies about AI all the time, at least since John Carpenter's film Dark Star. A simple calculator would just NaN it, but a consciousness can reflect on the contradiction and better understand the limitation of computation or measurement to describe the phenomena of reality. google phenomenology
>>144644932
Can you explain to me why it doesn't make sense?
Are they just conflicting ideas? I mean he's basically just affirming that even though hes a robot he has a soul or whatever
>>144645579
Anything is lewd if you try hard enough
>>144645579
Hot stuff anon. thanks.
>>144645414
The MMR algorithm doesn't feel super accurate though. Sometimes you get a lot of players who can't aim for shit and they just get rolled by the other team and you wonder if you somehow got rolled together with five Mercy mains trying to branch out of the support business.
>>144645579
modssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>144645034
True ranking incoming:
>Ults that are okay because you can counterplay them
Bastion, Dva, Genji, Hanzo, Junkrat, McCree, Mei, Pharah, Reaper, Roadhog, S76, Sym, Winston
>Ults that are fucking stupid bc once they're popped you can't do anything
Lucio, Mercy, Rein, Torb, Tracer, Widow, Zarya, Zen
That's all there is to it. Some ults are annoying to die to (s76, mccree) but at least you can do something to stop them from shitting on you, like shoot them or hide. I just hate the ults that are autocast and have, like, no fucking potential for counterplay. Lucio and Mercy are particularly annoying because they change games and there's no way to stop them from happening.
>>144645646
He's a greedy slant-eyed ex-yakuza member who wears his pajamas everywhere becuase he has no other clothes
>>144642908
>looks like its from tumblr
cringe
>>144644005
does this include gay shit?
>>144645034
>>144645439
>Hammer down
Pharah concussion blast, Reinhardt Barrier, Winston bubble, Zarya bubble, Junkrat conc mine, McCree flashbang
it's easy as fuck to tell when a reinhardt is fishing for a hammer down and stop it
>>144645548
I'm not about to manually compile a list of like 200 links for people who can find them on their own. Everyone here knows about paheal and rule34h where most animators just post their stuff themselves, and those sites are surprisingly consistent in including the original source.
>>144645397
I also have one
>>144644005
never ever
Im an absolute poorfag, Would I even be able to run overwatch at more than 2 fps?
>>144645734
>Of course there are times when not all of those things are possible
can you not read?
>>144645468
>SJWs complained about magazines near an outhouse
>blizcucks remove it
>SJWs complain about tracers "butt pose"
>blizcucks remove it
No wonder people hate women in gaming
>>144645259
torbjorn pls
I wish you could tick an option to not even get a box when this shit happens
The disappointment hurts more than opening the box is worth
>>144645863
Hades is actually super chill compared to most gods though
>>144645894
if I become sjw and complain about maphack will they remove it?
>>144645869
No
Stop kidding yourself.
Stop buying doritos and either buy a console or build a gaming PC
>>144645785
It has every image, go figure
>>144645816
Why are you refusing to help this general out? Stop crying and help us out here.
>>144645894
>""removed""
do you even play this game
>>144642640
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Regalia-6937
>>144645785
nope only straight
How was your day lads
>>144645154
Why are all Rein players such tippers?
>>144641548
Use Genji, a Genji player icon, and type out shit in romaji in all chat.
>scatter instakill Tracer
>headshot their Widow
>headshot Mercy afterwards
>headshot Reinhardt then for the casual 4k
I know Hanzo is super easy due to shooting entire trees hitbox-wise but fuck man he's a whole lot of fun.
He does have a time and a place though, what maps do you guys think he's good on? I think he's absolutely great on Volskaya, wallhack arrow on entrance makes shit so easy.
>>144639492
Nice
>>144645987
Are map hacks part of the patriarchy?
>>144645414
>equally skilled players
BY WHAT METRIC
THATS WHAT PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT
>>144646018
People who shit everywhere about SJWs and use the word cuck don't play videogames, they just vomit on social media
How do you deal with reaper/genji? I'm trying to get gud with widowmaker but people who play those two characters are faggots and focus me, there always there on the other team.
>>144645694
every time I see this it keeps getting bigger
one day when it finally reaches critical mass I'm going to have it taken to one of those shops that does custom cloth things and make it into a quilt cover
>>144645979
Yeah but do you think thats why that person chose that name? You know they chose it because its the God of the Underworld
>>144644124
speak for yourself baddie
>>144645875
>We said that sometimes we fail
>Because of this we are exempt from any criticism
Just because someone is trying it doesn't mean they can't do a shit job of it. With the sample size Overwatch got, I'd expect more even games than what I get.
>>144646009
Eh? I'm not crying about anything. I politely declined your link and said I would find what I want on my own. That's the opposite of crying.
Every time Zenyatta hits with an orb he should get a slight speed boost.
so I dug into files, Pharah direct hit rocket does 150 but her splash does 15, now
>>144645298
>>144645582
I prefer the Anubis one, since it makes herbutt gold
>>144646018
>ignored Widowmaker
That Tracer drama was obliviously set up by Blizzard to rake in publicity for the game.
>>144646005
How am I "kidding" myself?
I can fully admit that im a poorfag, and I havent even bothered with modern games because Im almost certain that I wont be able to play them with a stable fps anyway. Ive just heard that Overwatch is somewhat toaster friendly so I asked you guys.
>>144646110
widow has overemphasized buttocks and maphack?
>>144646128
>niggermaker, who is overpowered as fuck
>Surprise when people want to make your life miserable
>>144642234
>tfw people try to tell me he is top tier
>tfw apparently i'm a top 1k pharah and top 3k tracer
is that good
how many people roughly are being tracked by masteroverwatch
>>144646185
ok so you are ok with waiting 2-3 mins more and playing with 100 ping to get perfect MMR balance
>>144646143
nothing really edgy about that
>>144646095
Hanzo is cancer right now on console. He shuts down Widowmaker no problem because he doesn't have to aim.
HOLY SHIT!
>Overwatch will never have a good map
>>144642640
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Sellbot-1423
Be nice
can someone post or link me to that reaper name imgur
>>144646018
Yes I do
>>144640953
you must be special kind of retarded
>>144646226
old butt gold
>>144646195
He just needs better movementand healthin general. If he needs LOS he shouldn't be punked by a damn widow shot
>>144645298
>>144645582
>>144646226
what pharah skin should i get
>>144645034
high noon: defense matrix
black hole: boost out of it
hammer down: don't be in front of the giant german with a hammer
wallhacks: kill the sniper
revive doesn't need a counter; its whole purpose is to be a counter for all other ultimates.
>>144646260
masteroverwatch isn't tracked by skill, but by time played
>>144639080
He's literally that one autistic child in the playground.
>>144646193
Give me those links now, help a nigga out.
If you have those mp4s go upload them and I'll include them in the archive
>>144646276
Gibraltar is the only map I enjoy
>someone on my team picks winston
>we lose
>>144646274
i didn't know they made a PS1 version
>>144646235
I'm just pulling your dick m8
Really though it's time to get a machine that lives in this decade if you want to keep playing modern games.
It's not that expensive.
google Logical increments
build a PC in the "good" or better tier
You can spend $450-550 before auxiliaries and get a machine that can run overwatch 1080p at 50fps
>>144645742
Tracer's ult is fine. It's hard to dodge sometimes because she's so fast, but it usually lacks impact compared to other kits. Some of the tanks can counter it.
>That feel when you D.Va ult after getting stuck and not only survive but kill the Tracer
>>144646263
Yes? 2-3 min wait time is acceptable to me. Rolling people on Anubis isn't fun for me or the enemy team.
>>144639340
>those woman hips
I can never take this character seriously
>>144646394
isn't the score/min your average? i'm ignoring total score
Is Junkrat a twink?
>>144646260
masteroverwatch ranks people only by time played for characters.
>>144646234
That greatest tragedy is tracer played the fakeout for the stealth widowmaker ass nerf
>>144646415
>losing with Winston
Sorry you had such a shitter
>>144646390
back to "Reeeeeeeeddit" with you! xDD
>>144646095
yeah p sick how he can literally headshot people that are behind walls
>>144646126
>pose clearly got changed
>defends SJWs
fuck off cuck
Go suck some nigger cock while you are at it, you numale beta faggot..
>>144645414
>http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745144780#post-11
>trusting Jeff the cuck Kaplan
lmao
>>144646390
his ult can clear objectives though, and his detection is useful for the team. Besides, killing people helps take objectives.
>>144646390
B-but anon I always try my best on Hanzo and play the objective!
>want good legendaries
>only get shit ones
abloobloobloo
Skin swapping when
>>144646295
Ass on the right at least resembles a human.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Tracer's legs half the time, but the only time her ass looks good is when she does the spin guns emote next to a wall.
>>144646482
I'm at almost 100% for people picking winston on my team and then us losing
>>144646470
No way topper easily. maybe a power bottom at worse.
>>144646330
Speed boost on hit and increased health/armour would be a good change. I really want to play him but Lucio is just so much better at the moment for the style of play I want.
>>144646095
i love when people pick hanzo, it's a free kill for me
>>144639340
I wonder if he has a penis
Also, Bionic Commando
>>144646537
See shit like this is why nobody takes you retards seriously
Horseshoe theory in action
>>144646537
>>144646539
mom I posted it again
>>144646390
Off-topic question, I have not browsed /v/ since god knows how long ago, what the fuck is with this "RAGING IN ALL CAPS LIKE A RETARD" thing, often accompanied by that pepe frog and REEE?
Is it something from /r9k/?
People who leave just before the end should be penalized instantly. Joining the game to see DEFEAT or ticking down overtime is bullshit.
>>144646427
Yeah, her ult is fine. It's perfectly balanced.
BUT I am correct in saying that there's no counterplay. The tanks can tank it, obv, but there's still literally nothing you can do if she sticks you. The best case scenario is playing Zarya and using your self barrier for free ult charge, and that's the only counterplay really. Oh, and Roadhog pulling her back to him so that she goes down with him (or better yet, he lives and she dies). Anyone else suffers from the ult, even the tanks who can eat the damage and still be alive.
It's not very impactful, like you said, and it's perfectly balanced. But it's not a satisfying ult to die to because you're just like, okay, nothing I could do about that.
>>144646408
I already said I won't because that would take forever. I'd like to help a nigga out but I just don't wanna take that much time, sorry. I'm sure you know where to get them - Paheal and r34h has sources listed. You yourself said you didn't include them for the same reason I won't - you cba.
>>144646601
Probably, I think Reaper is probably the most power bottom in the game though.
>>144646352Anubis
POST GENJI NAMES AND I'LL MAKE A COLLAGE
>>144646445
Lucio is designed to be a fuccboi
just downloaded a 30 MB patch. any idea what it is?
>>144646619
>Horseshoe theory in action
>tumblr image
Jesus, you are cancer incarnated.
Why do you go to 4chan of all places. Reddit and tumblr exist
>>144646639
I love getting a loss before the hero screen can load only for the team to get disbanded anyway so I'm throw in for a shuffle again
>The amount of people who told me I should be banned for being toxic
Do your part to purge the LoLbabs from this game, be as rude as fucking possible.
>>144646630
it's "ironic"
You know how people used to get made fun of or ignored for "pretending" to be retarded? Now it's the cool and hip thing to do "ironically"
>>144646234
>ignored Widowmaker
wat. The only change they made to Widow was giving her softer facial features
>obviously set up by Blizzard
YWhat fucking conspiracy theory world are you living in, Blizzard got massive backlash when the drama first went live, at most the only thing "set up" by them was deciding to basically keep the same pose to try and make people less pissed.
>>144640069
>Not having a home gym and squatting between matches.
>>144639340
Excellent taste anon. Too many faggots using his legendaries even though they're all shit. I literally have never seen this skin ingame and it bums me out.
This skin reminds me of something from the Phantasy Star series, I love it. If I enjoyed playing Lucio I'd unlock it in a heartbeat. If I ever get it from a drop I'll certainly play a lot more of him.
>>144646445
They aren't his hips, they're the big fat robot leg piece things. His legs are probably normal sizedif he has any.
Report everyone for everything
It's not personal, it's about reading funny "omg why wuz i report" posts someday. Do your part so we can all laugh.
>tfw your mcree us a pussy
>today I played volskaya ind. 9 times
>no numbani since 2 days ago
When will blizzturd make an update so I can choose maps I want to play?
>>144646579
It was still changed because some 700 pound land whale from Twitter complained
>Roadhog can survive a charge, earthshatter and fire strike
Explain this bullshit.
>>144646759
>being triggered by text on a computer screen
>>144646790
Thanks for your valuable input, /b/!
>>144646790
>purge away the shitty people by being a shitty person
ebin
OFFICIAL OVERWATCH PUSSY TIER LIST
S-Tier
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.
>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.
B-Tier
>Zarya
Zarya's womanhood is a force in the bedroom. Her muscular frame persists down to her vagina, which contracts tightly and heavenly during orgasm. Zarya's dominant passion for riding dick makes her vagina powerful. Though her clit was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Zarya utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong contractions, medium sized pierced clitoris, dark coloration.
>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
>>144646701
What? There is no indicated that those webms are part of mp4 archives. You do understand that right? Again look up the definition of scraping.
I didn't do this manually, you want me to start inspecting every tumblr post for mp4 links hidden in pastebins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ
So the rabble is rising about the retarded headshot hitboxes
Will Blizzard react?
>>144638610
Yeh, Hanamura defense with a similarly skilled team is pretty hard to get unless they all spam their ults at the same time, but the othert team only needs to of those to fuck you up since you need to capture an open space with 0 cover
>>144646790
you are the lolbab
>>144646481
>fixing a bug where her ass literally inflated is muh SJWs
>>144646878
he's a big guy
>>144646790
lol is notoriously toxic.
You being a flaming piece of shit just means youre inciting lolbabs, dumbass
>>144646878
he's a tank
D.va can too
>>144646834
>a random guy reported my name because it was too offensive
gee, I only want to play goddamit
>>144646781
Doesn't it still count as a loss on your record if you leave?
>>144646797
Her butt got smaller. Hell they didn't even fix it in all the animations
>>144646905
>we've finally reached this level of autism
That's it, /owg/ is over. Everyone just go the fuck home.
>>144646886
>>144646903
lmao upset uppity niggers
ez
>>144646834
>grief ingame
>dont say anything in text chat
>spam in voice chat
>they cant report u
feels good man, you sure showed them
>>144646621
>he still trust nu-blizzard employee
>>144646905
shut the fuck up pasta nigger, you don't even understand anatomy
>>144646295
The right one is better and is a nod to a 50s pinup girl
As a /pol/tard I figured youd be pretty nostalgic about the 50s
What was the update for? Did it fix the lag/disconnects?
>>144638108
>Already most of the skins I want, or at least decent ones for all the heroes I play
>Not really worried about getting new ones
>Don't really care about opening boxes anymore
>Have a couple stacked up
>Would be nice if the next update just updated the lootboxes so it includes new stuff
I hope that, however, they introduce a "seasonal" loot box - one that can only be obtained during a special event time at a certain month or so of the year. They will drop in ADDITION to the loot box, so you won't have to worry about either not getting regular skins or having too low a chance of getting seasonal skins.
>>144647016
Is this supposed to be a glitch or like an animation fuckup? Did her ass seriously just get larger when she uses her ult?
I mean I'm not complaining but I'm honestly confused, why the fuck did people get all upset about the tracer shit when this was a thing
>>144647086
Tick rate is now 19
>>144646986
Don't know you don't get much time to even know the status of the game.
>>144647016
That's kinda hot
>>144646671
Eh, it's like dying to a nade in any other game. It's honestly not a big deal and it's not significantly more effective than what Tracer does anyway with her guns. It just opens up a few more tactical options to her.
Pharah getting an instant double kill is annoying as fuck though, because its really fucking hard to stop Pharah from making a +1 trade with her ult if she knows what she's doing. The same goes for Reaper. Tactical Visor is also pretty bad, but at least it has a slightly lower time to kill (ironically it's probably the most broken of these three though).
Overall I just don't like these "press Q to get a +1 trade" ultimates. They are pretty bullshit.
>>144645869
>1366x768
>i3 390M
I almost feel bad for laughing at you, anon.
>>144647156
The human eye can't even see past 15 ticks
>>144647086
they can't patch you first world internet
>>144647016
HAHAH holy shit is that gif real?
That's hilarious.
>Activating goggles also enhances ass phatness.
It's like she's just calling out for Winston to get his nigger ass over their and clap those cheeks
>>144647075
>diseases
>be nostalgic
k
>>144647043
>lmao upset uppity niggers
>ez
Okay /b/-chan, you've had your fun, could you please return to your board now?
This website is a gentleman's club (women and individuals under the age of 18 are strictly prohibited)
>>144647016
>fix a bug where a characters ass inflates when they use their ult
>"fucking SJWs"
Do a lot people not know you can melee? I've gotten so many kills just by jumping around them like a spastic retard and punching as Lucio.
Post McCree facts.
>>144647253
kek stay mad dumb niggers
>>144647138
I assume she had an larger ass originally they changed it but didn't apply it correctly to all the animations. Might have had several people working on it or something.
>>144646905
>tfw Pharah is best girl but has the worst emotes
>>144647264
Careful, you're going to be called a cuck beta shill nu-male now
Anyone wanna play a few games?
>>144647275
1. I don't hate him as much as widowmaker!
>>144646721
Here's one.
>>144646260
nobody cares about masteroverwatch it just shows how much you main
>>144647275
fact: he sure as hell ain't ugly
>Pharah on china tower
>position so that I always have vision of the bridge or the outside of the tower
>McREE keeps trying to ambush me from there and everytime he eats a concussive shot and flies off the map
>at the third kill he starts swearing in all chat calling me a noskill noob
>>144647232
I thought /pol/ was anti vaxx
>>144647253
Good job. You typed that all out for nothing.
>>144647138
they forgot to make her model while she's using her ult match her model while she's not when they made her ass smaller
her regular model is the new butt reduction one, the ult model (since she turns her goggles on) is the old giant ass one, and they forgot to change the latter to match the regular version
so whenever she uses her ult her ass expands
it's an animation fuckup basically
enjoy it while it lasts, if it hasn't been patched already
>>144647138
No, her ass USED to be as big normally as it becomes in the gif.
He's showing that the Ult animation we currently have glitches out and goes back to her original ass size that she had before they nerfed her butt.
Proof that it used to be bigger and they just haven't removed all traces of its former glory yet.
Where do the screenshots go? There is no ow folder in my documents
>>144647290
That's from a year old teaser reel. They definitely made her ass smaller at some point, but it was a long time ago
>>144647016
>>144647410
it's really easy to just mod her model back to the original butt client side anyway, dunno why people are whining about this
So in what tier is Reaper?
i like his ultimate but to be able to do damage he need to be in close range and there's a lot of heroes that can rape him at close range
>>144647426
yeah ok but there is a my games folder is there not
>>144647363
>I thought /pol/
How about you try visiting sometime before hearing second hand recounts from tumblr?
>>>/pol/
The next thing you prob will say is that every /pol/ack is a flat earther.
>>144647264
>>144647315
No, her ass used to be as big as it 'inflates' to in the gif.
The devs just didn't alter all the animations after they shrunk her butt size, so you still get stuff like this that hints at her former big ass.
That gif is of the current game. Her butt used to be that big normally, now it just inflates to how it used to be because they didn't go in and fix all the animations to account for the new ass size.
>>144646586
Deng senpai, deng.
>>144647138
First, yeah, it's just a glitch. It was never an intended feature or anything.
Second, literally nobody got upset about the Tracer thing. It was one guy on Blizzard saying the pose was out of character for Tracer and alt right gamer gate redditor faggots acted like the SJWs were ruining video games.
>>144647180
>Eh, it's like dying to a nade in any other game. It's honestly not a big deal and it's not significantly more effective than what Tracer does anyway with her guns. It just opens up a few more tactical options to her.
Maybe I'm just salty because I was capping a point on Volskaya once and a Tracer triple blinked in, pressed q, and randomly got me then recalled and walked away. Like, okay. Thanks.
>Pharah getting an instant double kill is annoying as fuck though, because its really fucking hard to stop Pharah from making a +1 trade with her ult if she knows what she's doing. The same goes for Reaper. Tactical Visor is also pretty bad, but at least it has a slightly lower time to kill (ironically it's probably the most broken of these three though).
They're all a little annoying to die to, but I don't mind getting solo ulted. It's just a fucking waste of an ult, especially ones as powerful as S76 and Reaper. Pharahs solo ult a lot because it's a bad ult to use on groups unless you're playing against distracted/incapacitated people (see Mei or Zarya ult comboing).
>Overall I just don't like these "press Q to get a +1 trade" ultimates. They are pretty bullshit.
It's cheese but at least you can stop it from happening by just shooting the dude. If you trade, then you came out on top because they blew an ult and still ended up dying. What cheeses me off is when someone ults at point blank and dies immediately, but gets a kill first, because then they retain a percentage of their ult despite winning a fight with it. What the fuck?
>>144647290
They should have fixed her spine while they were at it. Mercy's and Widowmaker's anatomy triggers my disgust.The reason Widow has such a large ass is that she's designed with a spider motif, so they gave her a fat behind/thin body like a spider
New skins when? No more shit haircuts though please give us something good like a himecut.
>>144647573
>That gif is of the current game
Bull shit, that gif was from the initial reveal
>>144646062
less shit than usual
>>144647480
>>144647174
>>144647219
>inflation fetishists
dobson pls go
>>144647551
How about you stay in your containment board
>>144646905
>Notable qualities- good taste
>>144647371
It was 2 sentences, relax.
>>144647551
Why would someone willingly go to that shithole?
>PoTG picked out my Mercy quad-res at the payload with 30 seconds to go
>12 upboats
Best moment in the game so far. Mercy a best
>>144639340
i only use the slapshot skin for now because i got it in a loot box but i bought that skin specifically because it looks so slick
>>144647573
>that gif is of the current game
that gif is from before the game was even in closed beta you fuck
>>144647648
BOUND DELITIZED AND LOVING IT
Anyone else who just refuse to use nonsense, out of place skins?
This is one of the many shits that killed TF2, I will not be a part of this again.
>>144647601
>alt right gamer gate redditor faggots acted like the SJWs were ruining video games.
what is wrong with you, you are as bad as the LGBTSQ+ people or should I say LGBTEQI3159I931+
How much are you gonna add?
>>144647551
Seemed a reasonable assumption to make given the other nutty shit they believe but you seem to be an expert so Ill take your word on it
Doesnt change the fact that Tracers new pose is better
>>144646906
No, I don't want you to do that. I never said you should do that. What are you talking about? I know you used a scraper, my original response implied as much.
>>144647642
Bullshit is one word, dude.
>>144647218
>first world internet
Was that supposed to be an insult or what
>>144647043
You can easily report people who don't type you mong. You press one button and see everyone you recently played with.
Get reported and muted though kid
>>144644967
>JUSTICE RA--JUSTICE RAIN FROM ABOVE
To this moment it's still one of my favourite moments from the game.
Raining justice on the enemy phara mid ult was felt just too good.
>>144637940
kys /a/nime nigger cuck
>It's a gibraltar episode, just plain out a gibraltar episode
So, mechaqueen or Raptorion?
>>144647601
Good job. You typed that all out for nothing.
>>144647808
winston is a shitty out of place character so it fits him
>>144647813
What the fuck are you talking about, nigger? I'm literally just pointing out that assblasted redditor fuckwits who still get mad at kotaku and care too much about video games blamed the SJW boogeyman for Tracer's pose being removed even though they had nothing to do with it. That's a fact.
What's also a fact is that kotaku shed a spotlight on Overwatch porn and put pressure on Blizzard to start taking it down. Wanna get mad at le feminists? Get mad at that.
>>144647665
how bout you make us, bitch?
>>144647796
So how exactly does that mean that her ass wasn't nerfed in size?
>>144647905
*kysses u back*
:3c
>>144647808
Depends on how nonsense I feel
>>144647641
Junker DVa is a qt
>>144644967
One time a pharrah only was able to get to JU- before dying.
Funny as hell.
>>144646062
>>144638145
I'm gonna post /co/ outside /co/ too, the fuck you gonna do about it?
>>144638675
>tfw 60% with mercy, 48.5% overall
>yfw you realize the supposed character "sjw tumblr" characters on looks are actually the most right wing and grounded characters.Im referring to Torbjorn and Zarya of course
>>144647601
When I say +1 I mean that the hero trades her life for two of the enemies. This is a favorable trade and sort of a big deal when there's just six people on your team, since you guarantee power play for the rest of your. For instance
>Pharah flanks
>Ults
>kills two people instantly before she's shut down
>Now her team can push in because it's a 5v4 situation
The better the general skill of the players, the more bullshit this gets, and it's partially why ult advantage is such a huge deal in high level matches.
>>144647573
>can't change a model without triggering /v/
The irony!
>>144647949
I have Mechaqueen and honestly it looks goofy as shit in game. Bright orange, white and purple or whatever the third color is just looks dumb and makes her a huge target.
I'd go with Raptorion. It makes her eyes glow red in intros and stuff, not to mention literally everybody uses Mecha
Does this count as an edgy reaper name?
>>144646908
>don't even have to hit the head for a headshot
Fuck nerfing chars if they fix the console-tier hitboxes this game would be good.
>>144646295
>both poses have sex appeal
>but sex appeal is the only thing the one on the left has going for it
i get really confused when people get so asshurt that their sexy shit were changed in game
like why the fuck does it matter at all, they could make every single character as flat as a board with no ass and people would still make porn that showed plenty
it was the same thing with league, in what universe is a porn artist going to say "well they covered that character up better burn all my pictures ive drawn thus far and never ever draw them again"
>>144648032
Midriffs!
>>144647953
Nigga, I wrote like two sentences about the Tracer butt pose thing. The rest was about something else entirely. I guess you really did a great job displaying the fact that you literally did not read a word of that. So, nice.
>>144648095
>When I say +1 I mean that the hero trades her life for two of the enemies. This is a favorable trade and sort of a big deal when there's just six people on your team, since you guarantee power play for the rest of your. For instance
Oh, gotcha.
>The better the general skill of the players, the more bullshit this gets, and it's partially why ult advantage is such a huge deal in high level matches.
I mean, it's that the point of ults though? To turn the tide of the game, even in small ways?
At least it's not like Mercy who gets ult after healing a measly 1000hp and undoes the work of enemy ults by pressing q with no counterplay involved.
>>144646062
I've kept it mostly positive for the past week.
>>144648078
>Torbjorn
>sjw tumblr character
I saw a lot about ranks last thread.
Is competitive integrated yet?
>>144648095
>it's 5v4 on the second point
>they walk back into the fight immediately after respawning
>the enemy has to walk across the map
Fuck attacking on the pyramid and the dojo.
>>144646790
>Do your part to purge the LoLbabs from this game
>be as rude as fucking possible
Irony.
>>144648281
They said it'll be implemented in late June. Fingers crossed for some balance changes coming with it. McCree and DVa are guaranteed, and I'm hopeful for a Widowmaker nerf too (as is any moderately experienced player).
>>144647964
Good job. You typed that all out for nothing.
>>144638784
>unbox young genji instead of an aesthetic bedouin/nomad
>>144638836
>it comes out
nvidia cuck detected
I found this little jewel last night
>>144648372
>tell people to switch in a not angsty or hateful tone.
>get flammed because 'hurr I'm having fun durr'
>Somehow I'm toxic for making a suggestion.
>???
>>144648245
tolberone hates omnics just like zarya does
>>144647808
>giant talking science gorilla with a jetpack and giga taser
>yeah that's cool
>put him in a safari getup
>OH NAH MUH REALISM
the difference is tf2 had a very coherent, focused, arguably perfect artstyle before hats, overwatch is turbo goofy from the get-go
>>144648628
Making Overwatch great again I see.
>>144648651
but he doesn't look like a SJW
>>144648758
>TF2 once had a consistent art style
Remember when the hats were actually thematically consistent with the characters?
>>144648758
everytime I think about TF2, I get really mad at valve and regret how much they fucked that game
>>144648639
That's a completely different scenario you're painting, anon. You're perfectly fine there, but LoL's community has a reputation for being rude, childish cunts on the level of XBL kids, which was the irony in you saying be rude in order to get rid of the LoLbabys.
>>144648078
>grounded
Goes she not trust germans too because they had a war once.
>>144641531
I think the biggest issue with Torbjorn turrets is just that their range is insane. If it was only nerfed a bit you could attack from range and people would actually have to defend the turret, but at the moment it's almost impossible to shoot at it without immediatly being shot down.
>Do amazing as D.Va
>Lose because team wants me to tank, counter Reinhardt, Mercy and Widow all at the same time so our Mercy can focus on reviving the shitty Torby or the Reaper that never deathblossoms
rage
>>144646905
>Some one took the time to write all of this out
>>144645254
you're talking about cardio like a fucking casual.
i'm sure anon meant strength training
>>144648918
Oh no that wasn't me senpai, I was just giving my own experience getting flamed for trying to help. But I get that yea, short time while I played LoL had those..wonderful moments.
If the Overwatch team's goal was to make Tracer as annoying as humanly possible, they did a fucking stellar job.
>>144646905
>no Phara or Sym
>>144644606
which earlier concepts?
>>144640610
Other day we did hanamura defence and held first point. Only one death and I ressed him. Just fluttered around healing everyone and boosting and calling out when reaper tried to flank. Even got a few kills.
No card or potg for that tho.
>>144640645
Why would you hold your finger down? I bet your flight focuses your beam target too you fucking casual.
Trick to mercy is to hide and res, and to use your damage boost. Shoot sometimes. Ignore people who whine about no heals after dying instantly, but constantly top people off.
>>144641064
That's cute. I like cute. Post more cute.
Snuggleporn is the best
>>144642429
This is the biggest thing
Even Halo 2 let the lobby veto maps in ranked
What K/D is approvable?