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Forced Fifty is a myth perpetuated by low skilled players in order to explain why they can't win games. You cannot believe in MMR and Forced Fifty coexisting.

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Ever get that feelings of dijon vu

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PHARAH
BUTT

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First for mom and dad

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Why am I so bad when I play the heroes I wanna be good at yet when I play Pharah I always win

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>>144627916
daughter too

REMOVE WIDOW

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im gay

when the hell is rank getting released exactly?

>Typo in the title

SHIT THREAD

ABANDON

>faggot has switched to winston (was d.va)
>lose

Fuck this game

>>144627951
more like BEST PLAYER in his RECON MODE

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>FAT
>is old
>acts like awkward 15yo chubster
>voice acting doesn't match the age at all
>total no-fun-allowed cancer
REMOVE MEI

>>144627928

because pharah is retard proof. literally she is a hero for the handicapped.

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>tfw no legendarys yet

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Nth for when you've had a good game

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>>144627906

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>>144628050
I hope you get some soon!

>>144628026
Shut up Genji

>>144628060
So never?

>>144627818
what is forced fifty

>>144628067
Canon armless Pharah.

I like it, the first accurate fanart I've seen of her.

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>>144627906
Pharah

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>>144627928
aw, man, you musta beat me to it

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>>144627940
retarded pairing. mei x dva is the only pairing.

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Why do people say hog sucks? I have played every character in this game and nobody comes even close to the killing power he has except mcree (simply because hes broken)

>>144628118
Some people believe that the matchmaker uses your win rate as the measurement of your skill, and that when you get too high of win-rate over 50%, it places you into unwinnable games in order to balance it out.

This is not factual in the slightest.

>>144628190
no
NO

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>Playing Junkrat
>Hopping around behind the enemy running distractions and wrecking their widows/healers
>My team notices
>The shitty token level <10's switch out to junkrat
>Can't even mine jump
>Spam grenades over walls while standing still
>We lose

I just want to have a good game without someone desecrating the best hero right in front of my eyes

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>Mercy is 37

>>144628118
the idea that everyone will end up with 50% winrate because of the system

>>144627818
how is matches formed?

how rumor get pregnant?

>>144628026
>age
she spent a large amount of her life in cryostasis; she is likely biologically only in her teens or early 20's

>most overrated character
>most underrated character

go

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>Could buy Anubis Pharah
>Or Bone Soldier 76
>Or White Rabbit Dva
>Or just save up for a legendary

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>Zenyatta mains

Nobody thinks you're cool for picking the worst hero and spending half the game dead

>>144628254
M-I-L-F-H-U-N-T-E-R

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>>144628254
>not liking moms

>>144628234
There *is* a hidden mmr system that should, in theory, place you among higher skilled players, often resulting in your w/l going down.

But yeah, they aren't *unwinnable* or anything. I'm level 32 and I'm consistently matched with people 2-3x my level most of the time, but my winrate hasn't fallen below 59%.

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>>144628254
Old women deserve love too

>>144628329
Save your money for when the lootboxes get diluted with even more skins so you can just buy them instead of going through current skins + the new ones

CAN I GET SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH I NEED MY 20% BONUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>144628271
Well it's correct to that extent. The matchmaker tries to create games where both sides have a 50% chance of winning. This naturally leads to players gravitating towards 50% winrates.

The idea that it puts you into unwinnable games once your winrate goes over a certain percentage is retarded though.

>>144628067
>sagging cowtits
Why would you ruin best girl wih that?

>>144628314
Pharah and Zarya

>>144628335
That's why you sit him behind Reinhardt and suddenly the fucker has over a thousand effective health.

>>144628254
Nanomachines son.

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Mercy is the head of Talon.

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>>144628231
i need more
i need more dorito dva

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>>144628254

37 is when women are at there horniest. and mercy prob hast had sex once in her life and has alot of built up stress

im just sayin.

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>>144628382
She's a fucking virgin.

people who think having gold damage means they actually contributed anything are so pathetic

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post dumb rat pictures

im really having no fun at all anymore

i somehow managed to get to decent mmr and now matches are people flaming the fuck out of me for playing shit i enjoy, and i don't even get to do much because other people are just better than me

i want to go back to playing with shitters again, this is completely miserable
i've lost basically every single game today

>>144628231
No mobility, situational ult, not really much of a tank in the traditional sense

I still love playing him because hook farts on little Tracers and Pharahs and Widows and really every squishy player except maybe Genji, I met this one Genji who kept deflecting after my hook before I could fire but maybe I was just slow

The self heal is also amazing

>>144628406
Whats your region and battletag?

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>>144628521

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>tfw you want to play Pharah but teams are always, fucking always guaranteed to have at least one Widowmaker or Hanzo plus a S76 or McCree
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>144628190
3 greys and a dupe blue

>>144628314
Mercy or D.Va
Symmetra

>>144628538

what kind of mental gymnastics do you have to perform to convince yourself that the person who did the most damage didn't contribute anything

>>144628612
Then you kill them you pussy

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>>144628537
>She's a fucking virgin.
She's got children Anon, get over it.

>>144628538
>gold damage as dva
All it means is your attackers are trash. If you get a gold star for not-your-job it just means the pubs are bad.

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I am reminded why I only play Mercy.

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I want to filter out control point maps and watchpoint

>>144628563
What do you play, anon?

I typically play 2 or 3 games at a time, take a break, and then play again. Sounds like you play while you're tilted too and that's no good.

>>144628526
have u ever typed in english once in ur life idiot hahahahahahahahahah

>>144628703
I want to filter out Payload

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>mcmeme not nerfed

>>144628612
I play Pharah against them, the idea is to hide behind a wall and shift into a surprise attack. Or you could stay on the ground.

>>144628737
yes please shit is cancer and aids and not fun and imbalanced AAAAAAAAAA

>>144628335
Only bad zen players are bad. With zen, you sit in your rightful spot, the far back, and WRECK. I have taken out more turrets, more tanks, and one shotted tracers then any other person in the games I've been in. Hes not like junkrat where at low skill you can still be effective and at high skill a god. With zen, your good or you arnt. Thats it.

You wouldnt play a Rein behind the team, so dont play a zen in front.

>Start to get into lobbies with better players
>You can't pick any hero that isn't highly mobile or tanky because Widow will just annihalate you

Until she's nerfed into the ground she will hold this game back.

>>144628428
Boobs sag. It's what they do.
Do you not know anatomy?

>>144628629
>I need to create an incredibly outlandish opinion to get the (You)s
This is the mindset of trolls

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>>144628612
That's why Pharah has the lowest winrate

>>144628760
That's a cute dog, got any more pictures of him?

>>144628627
>dva is bad meme
>overrated
It hurts. I just want her to be good, or at least decent.

why the fuck is there a mandatory role in every team that only 2 (TWO) characters can fit

and people wonder why nobody likes playing support because they are already bored of it

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>>144628335
>have a Mercy and a Lucio
>someone picks Zen

>>144628231
Low mobility, huge target, no damage mitigation so he is free ultimate for a lot of characters due to him being melee ranged character and useless when his hook is on cooldown. His ult is great but completely negated by a single Genji.

>>144628670
PROVE IT

>>144628860

>useless when hook is on cooldown

literally git gud

>capture the point/hold the point maps
>play Symmetra
>racking up kill streaks and PotGs
>current highest kills in a match is Symmetra with 30
Holy fuck Symmetra is a monster when you have to defend. But it's the worst when you switch to payload and the people who saw me do good last game try to be her on Attack.

>Now arriving at Ilios

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I want to spend the rest of my life with this wonderful girl.

>>144628314
mercy
dva

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>>144628801
>The two people with shit that auto-aims for you get the most wins by a long shot

>>144628898
When Roadhog has no hook, he's just a fat slow Reaper with half the fire rate and half the ammo capacity.

>>144628860
>He hasn't played as Zarya with Hog or viceversa

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move up with reinhardt, staying on spot pretending your reaper and mccree are going to do damage in long rage is useless

>>144628586
na dezly#1242

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>>144628049
Eh, there are plenty braindeads out there, hate away.
I don't main him tho, but he's one of my favs and usually fits well with the rest of the group.
But many are indeed goddamn stupid, just blindly lobbing nades like a hanzo with his logs.
I play him very offensively, popping someone in the air with a mine followed with a nade to the face while they're still falling never gets old.

>anyone else think Junkrat & Kittan have sortof the same vibe to them?

Someone post the REPOSITIONING pic

>>144628898
Massive spread so it's only gonna do something worth noting at melee range. His alt fire is the same except few meters further.

>>144628732
>english

Its "English" you retard.

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>it's a single digit level locks in Genji episode

>>144628995

>Implying Reaper shotguns have anywhere near the effective range of Roadhog alt-fire

literally
git
gud

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What should I buy? :)

What do I do if there are two Thornbjörns defending B point in Temple of Anubis?

>>144628563
had something like that happen yesterday; losing every single game, always matched either into teams that are just about to lose or getting into teams full of useless people that just flame at each other

took a break, came back, and everything is good

just closing the game is usually the best thing you can do in those situations, the tilt can really get to you

Hanzo does WAY too much damage.

>>144628785
i gotta get used to this. i'm still playing bad FPS "hit the line and see how long you can hold it before dying" game with lots of characters who shouldn't be in anything's face.

and then just being shitty, too

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>get tons of legendaries through the levelling boxes alone
>don't use them all because I don't want people to think I've been a good goy

>>144629116
how much fucking money did you spend on this game jesus christ

>POTG is a reaper stealing my mei ultimate kills

;_;

>>144628563
>and now matches are people flaming the fuck out of me for playing shit i enjoy
>i've lost basically every single game today

i wonder if these two things are related, hanzo?

>>144627951
I like long big cock

>>144628538

If I have gold damage as winston with FOUR offense heroes on the team there's a fucking issue.

>>144629116
What the fuck? There's literally no way you got that much money without buying crates.

>aimbotted by 2 turrets as Pharah
>SUPER PRO TIP: STAY OUT OF THE TURRETS RANGE AS PHARAH AND LAUNCH ROCKETS AT IT

Gee, sure wish hanamura wasnt a 40x40 meter square with one entrance you can fly over. For that matter there are painfully few moments where you can actually be out of a turrets range.

>>144629116
BUY A FUCKING LIFE

>>144629116
see
>>144628403

>perpetually put into matches with a 20+ level discrepancy between my team and the other

Why the fuck does this happen? I'd be level 80+ if I didn't leave so many of these one-sided shitfests.

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>people here unironically think hog is shit
>he is useless when his hook is on cooldown!
>6 sec cooldown
>just a shitty reaper

Hey you, yes you the guy whos new to the game reading this : don't fucking listen to a word these retards say.

>>144628538
i get that medal all the time by shredding rein shields as streetpig.

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>>144628048
>literally she is a hero for the handicapped
Yup.
>have physical disability
>love playing pharah
thick Mei is best girl tho

>>144628254
>Not liking older women

Literally pleb taste.

>>144629116
try playing and getting good at the actual game instead

How do I get better at using Winstons ultimate?

Currently ive just been using it to heal, but after 5 hours of play, I still cant figure out how to use it to score enviromental kills or how to knock people in the direction that i want them to go. I can barely manage to get 1 kill before it wears off.

>>144629179

Yeah, it means that you're going after squishy and easy targets instead of providing opportunities for your teammates?

>>144629226
HOLY SHIT OWNED

>>144629116
Brains.

>>144629119
Follow a tank in. And kill the midgets first because they honestly do more damage than the turrets. Unless the have a decent Zen, then you are straight fucked.

Is the lag abyssmal when trying to play on Americas if I'm Europe?

>>144629289
try using it to knock people off the objective or keeping someone away from an objective

>>144629076
Effective range means fucking shit when you're the fattest hero in the game and your entire moveset is garbage without one ability off cooldown. What are you going to do against McCree or Soldier 76 at range with no hook?

>>144628932
payload sentries are great for keeping the defending team from using the payload as cover in tight spaces, tho, giving your pharah more room to work and acting like fly paper for roadhogs, meis, and genjis. symmetra is just so much about back lining and people don't feel their epeen thumping against the floor as hard as when they watch someone's waifu ragdoll.

>>144629302
>50 dps character getting gold medal when there is a character who does 170 dps not accounting headshots

>>144629336
It's almost non-existent for me

>>144628328
Legendary coin drop is objectively the best drop
Think about it like this:
>Let's say over the course of 30 levels you get 2 legendary drops
>You could either get
>A: Two random skins possibly shitty ones for heroes you don't even like to play
>or
>B: Two 500 coin drops which allows you to get the skin of your choice on the hero of your choice

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How do I start having fun in this game?

>>144628335
> Only pick Zen when I load into a losing team that doesn't have a support
You shall suffer the pain of me and my shitty, unguided orbs

>>144628513
Well, that would at least make her interesting, even if it doesn't make any sense

>>144629361
Duck around a corner for 4 seconds at most. This isn't rocket science.

>>144629430
when you let go of the idea of winning or losing

>>144629430
Pick Reinhardt, tell your team to follow you and run at the objective

>>144629279
that shits mad

>>144629430
Stop trying to play this like CoD and learn how to utilize your hero properly

Anybody in EU wanna form a group? not looking for wins just nice people to play with

>>144629352
I do that, Im pretty decent at buying space for my team, I just wish i could kill people to help my team more. Im decent at being disruptive, but its pretty obnoxious that i get way more kills in my normal form than my ult, and Im not quite sure how to improve.

>>144628703
So you want to play 3 maps over and over?

What does Pharah's butthole taste like?
I hope it's sweat.

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>>144629279

but all I see you play is hammer granpa

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>>144629151
>>144629194
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>>144629258
>>144629282
>>144629310
I only spent $300.

are healsluts real

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>its a "MMR has fucked you up the ass with a broom" episode

>>144629532
I'm nice but I think you're gonna blame me for losing anyway

>>144629226
How do you think he was able to afford all that jewbucks? :^)

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What hero do you guys have the best winrate on?

>>144629361
>hide around corner
>headshot person when he runs around corner
>self-heal your massive health pool if you get injured
>use hook to ruin just about anyone's day

It's not hard. Are you trying to fight the entire team at once or something? Think of him as a Tracer with less mobility, but wins more 1v1s. Instead of a buzzing mosquito, he's a constant thorn in the enemy's side.

>play as reaper last night with some friends 6 out of 7 potgs were mine
>it's a reaper hits q on the enemy team episode

>>144628594
>IT'S JUST LE GAME XD

is DVA somilo?

>>144629406
>gold damage with someone who can leap across the map over and over

im not impressed

If you have gold damage but not elims then you're in fact not doing your job unless you're bastion or junkrat and constantly busting rein's shield

>tfw Pharah will never carry you as you both make out while flying high above the battlefield

>>144629270
every time you win, it pits you against a tougher team, so if you get a lucky streak, you're going to be out of your league.

>le mmr meme in quick play
.fuck off.

>>144629564
Yes, but not all healers are sluts

It's just a vocal minority

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>>144627906
>ywn relax in the hot egyptian sun with her
>ywn take a nice swim in the pool to cool off with her

Why am I still breathing?

>>144629559
BUY A FUCKING LIFE

>>144629271
I wish people played Hog more so I can spam more ultimates.

>>144629585
Dont worry I wont say that out loud
my tag is ACaaron#2749 if you wanna play

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why is genji so easy?

>>144629508
If only I could

>>144629516
I already play Reinhardt, but the shitters won't listen to me

>>144629531
>implying

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>>144628139
>always play Lucio
>get gold/silver kills way to often
>have to try and carry literal brain dead team

solo queue support is suffering

>enemy team caps the payload while our widowmaker is standing on a crate literally 5m from it with her sniper
>team was a couple of seconds from arriving
>clock was on overtime

Do people not know that you can contest the payload?

>>144629406
>do most damage out of anyone on the team
>card says something stupid like "X traps set" or "X environmental kills" that doesn't actually describe how I contributed
>get 0 likes

>>144629648

yeah they should just remove hidden mmr when ranked comes out, that shit is gay

I'd rather play with actually random teams

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>>144629598

>>144628801
A-are those console stats?

>>144629554
Because that's not me, silly.

>>144629598
Why is Symmetra's w/l still the highest across all players? They nerfed her once for this exact reason and it's still the case. Is it because she's picked so rarely or something?

Technically my highest w/l is 100% Tracer because I've played 5 games with her but S76 is my most played and I have 72% or so, so him.

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>>144629762

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>>144629151
he bought 250 loot boxes, see here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ap-RGMayeI

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>>144629646
>>every time you win, it pits you against a tougher team, so if you get a lucky streak, you're going to be out of your league.

Is this why I keep playing against level 70's when I'm only level 12?

Lying around or Eject for D.Va?

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>>144629645
>you will never impregnate pharah flying high in the sky

>Tfw you want to play Mei, but you don't want to be a Mei player

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>>144629750
>enemy genji starts bitching about his team after losing
>remind him I beat him 1v1 in recon mode as bastion by punching him to death
>he stops talking

People who try to """""carry""""" in this game are cute

>>144629884
laying around victory, eject highlight

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>>144629863
WHY DO I ALWAYS CLICK ON IT

>>144628932
>30 is a high highest kills
You're just bad, bruh, and Symm autoaim somewhat mitigates that.

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If you play in a group with 4 or 5 players
Are you more likely to be put against another 'premade' team?

making levels publicly visible was a mistake.

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>>144629889
>>144629645
It hurts

>>144629863
you wont fool me you big gay bellend

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>>144629598
dat 36% random shots to the enemy Widow though.

>>144629475
>>144629607
>Hide around a corner

Wow what a fantastic contribution to the team. While your fat ass was hiding the enemy team was killing your allies and advancing.

Your hero is fucking shit and so are you.

How many legenderies did you guys get(from drops and not buying boxes)? Lvl 25 and I got two.

So what do you watch to pump yourself up for a game of OW?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiLXTZEXsI

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>>144629910

>want to play mei
>feel like I cant carry with her like I do with hog

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>Reaper is going to get a soft nerf while Widowmaker gets to merrily shit on everyone without the slightest iota of skill required.

Just kill me.

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>>144629554
I just posted a random webm.
I most often play pharah, junkrat, soldier or mercy. Trying to get better with tanks, but it's just not my cup of tea and my bros usually pick one or 2 so I can pick damage or support most of the time.

What happens if you are max level? How can you still earn coins or lootboxes?
Also will there be any ranked mode or so or is the only goal in game to get all skins?

>>144629930
also check out my recent videos ;)

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>28 hours as Mercy
>have seen a total of three people wait for me to respawn so I can follow them with GA and get back in the fight quicker

>>144629646

>get put into blatantly unbalanced teams
>leave because I don't want to take the loss
>continue to get put against blatantly unbalanced teams
>get XP penalty because I don't stick around for that shit
>CONTINUE TO GET PUT AGAINST BLATANTLY UNBALANCED TEAMS

So essentially I'm putting myself in a rut where I either have to tank my W/L or level up like a sloth. Great.

>>144629559
why?

>>144630003
Level 43 just got my 3rd

>>144629847
I would presume that it's because of two things:
Being overbalanced due to how hard her power is to see, so they turned the dial too far

and most of the people who play her are pretty dedicated to her.

>>144629884
laying around victory and that one where she is laying on the top of her mech blowing a bubble for highlight, it gives consistency and saves her the energy of running around which she needs because she often forgets to eat ;3

>game is becoming a series of either getting shitstomped or shitstomping the enemy team

What is happening

>>144629865
ya, whatever their system is is pitting you against people it assumes are around your skill level based on your performance. if you're against people who've gotten to level 70 as a 12, you're doing pretty well.

similarly, if you see a level 60 in with a lot of 10s and 20s, they probably suck ass and are about to complain about how forced 50 is losing games for him.

gremlin dva is a shit tier tumblr meme

>no tron bonne d.va skin where she has a crotch plat and an ohohoho laugh

>>144630003
level 14, got 1

>>144630060
LMAO WHAT

>>144630082
speak up, there needs to be more communication in games

I want to fuck D.va so bad

>>144629039
I prefer to lead with a nade to the face and finish up with a concussion mine since it has bigger radious.
Less skilled, I know, but more effective.

>>144630101
hey cutie

>>144630060

wut de fug
is this a wonky hurtbox on Widowmaker or a bullshit hitbox on the arrow?

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>>144630064

>>144629709
roadhog is the best at ruining ults though

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>>144630170

>>144630101
She eats tons of Doritos though. Its not healthy but she does eat.

>>144629068

It is "It's," you retard.

>>144630060
>>144630145
>it's /v/ pointing out obvious and baiting for replies episode
Beta has been out for almost a year, get on with times.

>>144630203
Hanzo shoots trees

I wish Winston was more engaging to play as, why does he have an auto aim gun anyway?

>Defending
>Genji and Hanzos everywhere

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>144630203
that's the arrow

>>144630203
What do you think given that 90% of his playerbase is shit and 70% are consistently headshooting while just blind firing

It's huntsman level hitbox assist

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>>144630132

It's LITERALLY a tumblr meme

It was a little amusing at first but the amount of it is incomprehensible.

>>144630060
protip: widow does the same thing

>>144630203

both the hitbox for the head and hanzo's arrow are stupid large. Hanzo would be perfectly balanced if both were smaller because it would require actual aim. A higher tickrate would help too.

>>144629847
Because people always underestimate her teleporter, most players won't even shoot a turret that's murdering them, and a lot of players won't even kill me when I'm zapping their ass. I've lost track of how many Reinhardts I've killed while they spin their shield around like a confused puppy. Tracer and Genji are even dumber and don't understand the concept of range.

It's like W+M1 Pyro all over again, except this time it's a "skillful" class that nobody touches because you have to put a turret down on the objective or a chokepoint every 10 seconds.

>>144630203
its the projectile weapon hitbox
just imagine every arrow to be the whole tree

>>144630218
what is that face supposed to mean?

>>144630170
>Being a pedoshit

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>>144630170
enjoy your fat, acne ridden cow in a few months

>>144630132
my gf only plays dva and she loves that shit

i tell her about how all these other characters are great in certain situations, and she just says "oh thats cool."

she's playing on ps4 between rounds of battleborn as orendi so you're safe

>Tracer on attack
>can't take out the enemy support.
>dies in 1 hit.
>essentially 6 vs 5.

>>144629140

you should talk to a therapist about your addictive personality and the problems its causing you because you're literally gambling in secret

>>144630060
>Hanzo
>skill
Pick one

>>144630245
>Doritos
No one eats beaner chips outside of americas, clapper. Civilized countries prefer Pringles to third world imports.

>>144630294
>using killcam as proof

>>144630245
picture of mercy punishing D.va for a bad diet when

>>144630316
>not being a pedoshit

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>Have a symmetra
>Therefore no one picks a healer

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>>144629598
Lucio is my nigga

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>>144629598
Literally the most boring hero.
>put fuckton of turrets in chokepoints
>hold down your primary fire
>win

She cute tho.

>>144630347
>chubby korean girls

All day my friend

>>144630402
I want this drawn now.

>>144630036
>Widowmaker doesn't take any skill
>Reaper does

Lol

>>144630294

that's tumblr for you

>>144630294
>widow does the same thing
She doesn't, it's faulty killcam. Hitscan weapons don't have such issues, only projectile ones have bigger critbox.

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>>144630439
DESIGNATED

>>144630389

>Pringles

how is it you managed to name one of the few brands of potato chips even shittier then fucking doritos? Pringles are literally just a thin wafer of potato used as a fucking salt delivery system.

>eating potato chips that aren't kettle cooked

SHAKIN
MAH
HEAD

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>>144630417
>tfw you win without a healer

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>>144630165
But it's embarrassing and I don't want to seem needy.

>Nepal match, on team with 4 people below level 15
>Win, leave to open lootbox
>Join Hanamura Attack, 3 level 40+
????

>>144629938
Hard to get any more when you've already won the match.

who is the sluttiest character besides mercy

>>144630528
Enjoy the walk then

>>144630417
>muh need a healer

>>144630527
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>144630036
The last fucking hero that needs a nerf right now is Reaper

>>144629847

because no one plays her on the last objective you fucking genius, those numbers are worthless

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>>144630527
>tfw healers are for the worst scum of the playerbase

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>>144630509
Eating chips at all to this superior snack. D.va pls

>>144630001
>what are high value targets
>what is TF2 Spy
>he lets the enemy team win instead of hooking the healer or Reinhardt and leaving them in the dust

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>>144630557

>>144630509
>shittier then fucking doritos
>niggerspeak
Obvious clapper. Keep gobbling that beaner shit, degenerate.

>>144629884
I'd rather eject in D.va

>>144630557
Winston

He's a major bottom too

Why is dva getting nerfed? Isn't she already barely used by top players anyways? why make her even more useless?

>>144630572
I can 1v1 most Reapers as Lucio. It's pretty sad.

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>>144630190
Effective is what counts, all depends on the situation.
Another thing I love is sneaking around the map as pharah, and ending up unsees behind their sniper or rhein. Puckered anuses all around.

>>144630548
>having a severe learning disability

>>144630528
Don't be shy, you'll probably never play with those nerds again.

It seems you have a case of healslut. You shouldn't have died in the first place, it's all your fault we're losing. Now get on your knees

>>144630594
or it could be the thing that literally everyone is telling you, and that she's actually broken.

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>>144630567

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>play la sexy french blueberry
>people run out into the open like dumbasses and expect to not get shot
TOP HON

>>144630086
>>144629690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwUREPYXtlk
You guys should applaud whales they fund the stupid future skins you guys want

>>144630686
She's getting buffed

>>144630686
>Why is dva getting nerfed?
she's getting buffed last I heard

>>144630605

>not raspberries

>>144630625

literally what kind of fucking tongue do you have to enjoy a brand of chips where there's more salt then potato in each chip

if you're gonna buy chips eat cape cod you tremendous faggot

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>some flanker goes around my entire dunce team who ignore them
>I have to turn around and kill them
>press v and they die

I have never seen a good reaper. They all seem to rely on the fact that they can phase past everyone and then press Q. it's sad. Tracers too, they all shit their pants when they realize the mercy knows how to aim.

>>144630527
>>144630623
post more feet

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>>144629598

>>144630689
You are playing with retarded Reapers, his damage output is very high up close

Winston is glorious in this era of hanzo spamming, literally rekts them

>>144630710

mm yes, her and bastion amirite

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>don't pick mercy retard we already have lucio

>>144630046
There is no max level and yes ranked mode exists and will be in this month if blizz keep their word.

>>144630787
>dying as mercy as reaper
No

The other day someone complained about Genji's pronunciation of Arigato, but he doesn't just say that he says arigato yo. You were wrong anon. Just heard it in game and felt the need to correct this guy. Also I looked it up, the actors for both brothers are from Japan.

>>144630787
Reaper is easy to hit, but tracer is fucking difficult if they have played an FPS for more than a month and don't run at you in a straight line

>>144629564
Yes
/r/HealSlut/

>>144629598
>>144630814
Oh, winrate, not rank.
Nevermind.
D.va or 76, but I've played only 8 games with the latter.

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>>144630813

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>>144630598
>tfw you enjoy healing occasionally and actively try to be credit to team
I've been playing games since before the internet & all related dramawhoring. I just want to help my team ._.

>Playing Bastion
>Genji runs up to me about 10 meters away
>holds sword up, standing still
>Stop shooting
>Continue shooting in 3 seconds. Genji is dead

I'm not sure how genji is a counter to bastion unless your fucking retarded.

Alternitivly
>Bastion
>Genji runs up, waves sword around like idiot as I patiently wait
>Whole team decides now is a good time to focus fire

I also have to laugh when Genji's think that regular torb turrets have a rate of fire enough to take anything out and panic once the turret is at 80% health after his deflects

>>144630504
>critbox

Fuck off

>>144630921

>Tracer presses E
>you just aim where they were 3 seconds ago

Wow so hard.

>>144630845
lol

Just because her skills are less flashy doesn't mean they're not just as functional. Yeah, she doesn't get PotG with her ultimate reviving or shielding 5 people. But it still wins games.

Sorry you can't understand that.

>>144630787
As a Reaper player, I've never died in a 1v1 against mercy

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>>144630927

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where my /gotards/ @ give me some free (You)s

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What music tastes do the girls have?

>>144631010
r o l

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>>144629847
She's got one of the lowest playrates of all heroes so the only people who play her are generally people who play her well and know where and how she excels. I played with a level 70 yesterday who had no idea what Symmetra did (was upset I wasn't refreshing his shield after he took damage, didn't know how the teleporter worked, and called her OP because "she can have more turrets than Torb").

She's ridiculously strong. Even with a useless mongoloid team, you can solo-defend.

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>>144630964
>Play Bastion
>Genji comes up and flails his sword around
>Don't shoot but my whole team does and kills me

>>144630980
>waits for tracer to press E before aiming
>dies because tracer should be blinking around while killing the healer and not need more than 1 reload oh but wait I only see bad tracers clearly mercy > tracer

>>144630527
>>144630731
>implying Tracer would ever be a dom and not a loyal submissive

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>want to play more offense and defense heroes
>nobody ever goes support or tank
>get stuck playing reinhardt, lucio, and mercy most of the time

>>144631045
man can he ever live it down

>>144629750
What the fuck am I looking at?

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>>144630942

>>144630686
why do you retards always assume "balance change" means nerf

it's the same shit when i use the word imbalanced when talking about something that is weak. some mouth breather will always come yapping "hurrrrr it's not imba it's fucking shit"

well yeah duh sherlock that's exactly how they are imbalanced

why do people think imbalanced = overpowered

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>>144631010

87 roll

>>144630735
like it matters where you are when balanced honhon spiderman provides maphack with like 5 second downtime

>>144630787
>Turn back around after dealing with reaper
>Whole team is dead
>Oh, yeah. My team didn't need another dps to survive, it needed a healer.
>Oh, yeah. If I let them shoot I get to heal and recharge my ult faster.

>>144631010
rolo

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>level 27 now
>been winning quite a bit
>now constantly matched with level 10s and below

HAHA I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
THIS IS SO FUN
FUAHSIF0OSAHNBIOFASIOF

>>144630528
Just speak up nerd.

>>144630829
Yeah, I boop them and then their damage sucks ass. I die if they ever sneak up on me, but most of them can't do that for shit. I swear half of them think wraith form makes them invisible.

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Winston is that you?

>tfw starting to hit high mmr games where genjis are actual ninjas, widowmakers have sub-ms reaction speed, junkrats are pharahs on steroids and lucios break the sound barrier

I don't like it

I don't belong here at all

>>144631010
Alejandra is that child from Solider's short?

>>144631010
zarya date pls

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>>144630927
Why is Korra in the sidebar, she healed other people like 3 times that entire series

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>>144630943
I meant "needing healers" not "healing"

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>>144631109
>implying she doesn't use her powers to steal the virginities of fapping anons

>>144631085
fuck, reroll