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/smgen/ - SMITE and Paladins General

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kitty cat edition

PC 4.0 - Dwarven Corruption
https://www.smitegame.com/dwarven-corruption-3-10-pts-patch-notes/

XBO & PS4 3.9 - Viking Invasion
https://www.smitegame.com/console-3-9-patch-notes/

Paladins PC 26 - Lockdown
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?7735-Closed-Beta-26-Patch-Notes-Lockdown

Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
https://www.curse.com/games/smite

FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

Paladins beginners guide
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?29-Paladins-Beginner-s-Guide

/smgen/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sWDnznwq6C7w9bW

The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.

Previous Thread
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>>144593665
nth for incest
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4th for bisexual Bellona
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Best Girl
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>>144593665
What a cute pussy.
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JUST
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>>144595748
play anything but clash
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>>144595748
same but i didn't even get one.
i just quit
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>>144595748
JUST do the goddamn training quests man it's 100 free gems.
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>>144595748
Pick Odin you idiot.
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>>144597369
Pretty sure it's 3MB.
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>>144597219
TARO COME BAAAACCCKKK
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>>144597798
>Taro will never again reply to me
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>>144597219
>his enemies destroyed his rep
>the 4chan thread forgot him
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Who's Taroshima?
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>>144598754
A faggot that everyone hated, but loved to make fun of because he was retarded.
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>>144598754
A visionary, a true leader who knew what his people needed.
Some called him insane,others wise and a few referred to him as God.
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>>144598754
An hero.
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>>144598754
Here you go
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>You have never ever been this bad at Smite

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eo8xm

Gives me hope.
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>>144599506
That Herc tried so hard to save him.
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This is a hot thread. It's like a normal thread ,but with me in it.
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need some amaterasu advice.

im having trouble out-damaging the enemy solo laner as her. whats a good way to wave clear as well? ive tried the dash, turn around, and release the mirror thing, but the enemy tends to push the melee minions back, how do i avoid standing there like a retard waiting for me mirror to charge?

when we get to the teamfight stage though i love it.

my build is currently
warrior tabi
BoV
mantle of discord (if im ahead)
frostbound hammer
BoH
qins

any advice? i dont really seem to suffer too much waiting to buy mantle, since i only do it when im ahead, if im losing i go with urchin

amaterasu advice please, its hard to find up to date videos of good people playing as her
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What do I do if my favorite and best god is Jing Wei

>inb4 shitty noob
I'm like a solid 1900 elo

also can I get a invite to the clan

region: NA
Grunkoh
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it's over.... its finally over...
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>>144602973
kys
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>>144603067
Should have done another mode and did a troll method like basic attack Nu Wa. That way if you win by sheer luck at least you have fun.
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>>144603067
Congrats, your forced 50% got you carried.
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>>144603136
But she's so good, I don't even understand the hate around her, her 1 and 2 basically mulch any hero in the game within 3 seconds and her ulti can be used as the best escape or team fight takedown in the game

her only downfall i'd say is that her 1 and 3 have to be used together to maximize a reasonable escape
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>>144603234
And it was about damn time.
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>>144603286
> I don't even understand the hate around her
People expect any new god to be overpowered and she wasn't so everybody said she was shit and didn't bother to play her.
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nth for Nemesis and finding a loving blind girl for each and every desiring friend Anon in this general.
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>it's impossible to play a game on xbone smite without one of the following

>a ragequitter
>an intentional feeder
>an unintentional feeder that doesn't even try to play passively
>someone spamming VGS or pings on the minimap all game

I'm at 3.3k ELO for what its worth. not great but i still get low/mid 2k's in my games.

I played WC3 dota and dota 2 for probably 7 years total across the two and i stopped playing dota 2 because of the matchmaking which results in most games being decided the moment that teams were formed.

the "3 good players, 7 retards in a game" moba trend seems to have greatly afflicted this game for me. should i just uninstall this shit and get overwatch instead?
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You have 10 seconds to explain why you still have this game installed on your computer.
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>>144604743
>should i just uninstall this shit and get overwatch instead?
It's the same shit everywhere, even there.
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>>144606473
Cannot be arsed.
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>>144606790
Except games are over in a few minutes and all you have to do is shoot shit, you don't have to worry about literally any MOBA-specific shit.
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>>144606986
You can still lose game after game because of stupid teammates.
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>>144604743
>play OW
>double mccree, tracer or widow every game
>bastion
>counter-play is switching your hero because for some reason it's good design to switch your hero any time you want with no drawbacks
>enemy just does the same
>nobody wants to play support because only 2 of them are viable


maybe i'd play OW in 6 months or so when it's probably not shit
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>>144607373
Just play mercy and revive people every 30 seconds.
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>>144606473
It's maybe because I only play 1-3 games a day and mostly arena but even if I have braindead teammate from time to time I have enough game where it didn't matter or where they are good that I can enjoy the game.
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>>144607240
No shit, but anybody who plays a moba (league, smite, dota, etc) knows that there is another level of frustration from incompetent teammates that no other genre has. it comes from mechanical skill (like just being bad at aiming and shooting) but also includes the passive aggressive nature of "everyone sucks but me" that mobas have, the knowledge of how matchups work, the knowledge of map awareness, the knowledge of item awareness, warding, decision making, F7's and the lack of the aforementioned things that separate mobas from other games.

and honestly, comparing blizzard and hirez when it comes to community engagement, balance, and priorities isn't fair at all to hirez because of how inferior they are to blizz in every way.

hirez depends on skins for popular gods to stay afloat. blizzard doesn't. hirez depends on people playing this game for free which means you get the dregs of society who can't/won't pay the money for overwatch. popular gods or gods with skins are constantly "OP" relative to the rest of the cast, because they know people will play a god that is better, and will buy a skin for a god they play a lot.

even dota 2 has had a few heroes that get Arcana's (35 dollar cosmetic) that are way better than many other heroes in the game at the time.

i just dont trust hirez in any facet of the game. the matchmaking sucks, the playerbase is dwindling, the balance this season has been all over the place and refuses to be let alone to allow a meta to develop, hirez isn't transparent at all about their actions and priorities, and more.
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>>144600825
plz respond, i had a 50 minute game facing a retarded damage chaac that didnt teach me shit about the laning phase.

i used weak3ns wacky build though and it was fun
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>>144609092
Ammy loses basically all matchups in lane, just don't feed and get to lategame when you have arguably the best teamfight potential out of any warrior.
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>>144600825
>>144609092
Amaterasu has a shit lanning phase, you can't really do something about it
For the build I prefer WarriorTabi>BoV>Frostbound>BoH/Pestilence>Jotunn>situational defensive item/qin depending of the situation. I can even go Stone Cutting Sword last item but only when I want to meme
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>haven't played in around a month
>try out R@ new kit in clash
>stomp shit
Wew lad his new kit is nuts, his CD reduction on his dash is particularly retarded, that shit is always up.
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>>144609005
>mfw I went to high school with her and even had a class with her
>her name is Alyssa Huskey
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>144611318
We believe (You) anon
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>>144611318
I bet you fucked her too.
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>>144611570
nah, she never was even in class 90% of the time because she had some weird illness, she always wore dumb pikachu hats and the times I talked to her and her cringy friends for a project was pretty awful, it was marred with 1 skinny dweeb spilling chan humor which was funny at times and the other girls talking about pokemon
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>>144598953
>a few referred to him as God.
in which Pantheon would he belong then?
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>>144612936
The /smgen/ pantheon, along with HDFred and LHOG.
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>there are people in this thread with only 2000 smiteguru score
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>144615869
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>>144615984
We need a bait Image with a hunter and silvanus pull as the bait.
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FUCK YOU KINESSAS NIGGERS I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF FUCKING CANCER YOU AUTISTIC SHITLORDS
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>>144615505
I still like this kit. I like the passive the most cause it's interesting.
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ded game
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>>144619234
It happens.
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Any guides on how to set auto item buy on PS4?
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>>144622260
Don't
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>>144623404
>Don't
Why?
Especially if playing arena.
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>>144597219
>>144597798
>>144597918
>tfw someone on /smgen/ played against Taro's main Tyr account
>tfw based on the shit the guy talked it was definitely Taro
I never did get the exact name of the account though. Fucker.
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>>144623608
In order to be good at the game you need to understand why specific items are good or bad for your god. You won't get that from autobuy.
Also, you'll need different items in different games depending on yours and the enemy team comps. Also I don't know how exactly it prioritizes items but it's probably wrong, and that changes too as the match progresses.
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>your team is so shit that you end up being top player damage with sylvanus
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I rented a god for 10 days instead of buying him, If i buy him before the rent trial ends do i get my favor back?
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>>144618135
kill yourself already sperglord
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>>144624384
After you, faggot.
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>>144624428
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>>144623845
I see, then what tips can you give about buying items and prioritizing it?
I usually play as assassin, and from the get go I buy ninja tabi, until I get some money and go for damage items, usually I leave defense items for the last.
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>newfriend having trouble with the gem weekend
>decide to help him
>use my main god with tryhard build to get quick wins
>enemy team is also made of newfriends
>walk into lane
>"double kill"
>repeat that for 10 minutes straight
>mfw I probably ruined a bunch of newfriends' games

a-am so sorry
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>>144624542
Well it depends on who you're playing as and against tbqh. For most assassins you want warrior tabi not ninja, the only exception being kali and maybe arachne. Usually I'd suggest maxing cooldown first, with Jotuns and BoV, then get Bulwark to round out your defenses. Then more pen and power typically, pen against more tanky people and power against squishies.

Usually if you're getting a stacking item you want that first or second, but don't be that person who buys boots like fourth or something. Movement speed is a very underrated stat.
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>>144624492
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>>144624492
Telling me to kill myself when you use that retarded meme, it really fits you perfectly.
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>>144624847
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>>144624847
I'm not the forced meme autistic spammer, you should both kill yourselves
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>>144625201
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Are the servers acting like niggers?
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>>144625201
Well I'm glad we can agree on one thing about that retarded meme.
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>>144625531
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>>144624828
>warrior tabi
Aren't the movement speed more important than physical power for an assassin?
>BoV
Rarely use it.
Since in arena you can have only 3 defense items, as for bulwark i get heartward amulet instead.
I go for jotuns after I reach level 10 or something.
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>>144593665
>4.0
Get that retarded Reddit meme out of here
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>>144625586
>movement speed
I meant attack speed.
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>>144625586
>>warrior tabi
>Aren't the movement speed more important than physical power for an assassin?
You mean attack speed? No, almost all assassins have their main source of damage coming from their abilities, not their basics. You should be putting a basic inbetween most ability casts if you can, but not going up to someone and just holding left click (unless you're kali). The power from warrior tabi is much more beneficial than the extra attack speed because it translates to your abilities too.

>BoV
you can have as many defensive items as you need/see fit, and BoV gives 3 essential stats for pretty cheap, it's a go to on almost all gods. Heartward is far worse than bulwark, most aura items are specific to certain scenarios nowadays. As I said before, jotuns (or transcendance sometimes) and boots is the best start for most assassins.

Can you give me a list of who you play? That might let me be more specific.
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>>144625740
>4.0

I don't go to reddit so I don't get it.
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>>144626039
>Assassin
Fenrir/ Thanatos
>Hunter
Neith
>Gurdian
Ymir/Ares
>Warrior
Chaac
>Mage
Ra/Raijin
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>>144598953
>>144598754
>>144597918
>>144597798
>>144597219
Wasn't Taro ultimately right, though? Spamming stuns really does beat everyone. Nox is fucking CANCER and Hi Rez are fucking clueless assholes.

Face it, faggots. Taroshima was right.
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>>144626569
He wasn't right in Season 2.
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>>144626569
>Spamming stuns really does beat everyone
Good job you waste all your CC on one target here come the 4 others to rape you while eveything is on cooldown
>Nox is fucking CANCER
She is annoying yes, but she is far from being one of the best mage.
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>>144626569
He's right, but I resent his tone of voice and refusal to admit wrongdoing, so I argue
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>>144626046
The moron replaced 3.10 with 4.0 because they think they re clever. They aren't and should return to the ex official forums asap.
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>>144626569
Taro was an hypocrite,his second most played god is Anubis the epitome of "If I cc you I kill you" god
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>>144626232
Right, here we go.

>Fenrir
Great assassin, very versatile. Typically on him I'll get warrior tabi, jotuns, BoV, Bulwark, as core, then usually Titan's and Brawlers for damage, Urchin or Mantle of Discord for defense (but swap out another CD item for mantle because you don't want to overcap) and sometimes shifter's shield if I want to meme. In season 2 Mail of Renewal was great but it's not as good now, play with that if you like.
As for abilities, I'll either go 3>1>2>4 or 1>3>2>4 depending on my role but sometimes if I need to heal up drastically and still be present then I'll level my 2.

>Thanatos
Don't really play him but as I understand you want to build damage first, so Warrior, Jotuns and Titans first, then build defenses as his damage drops of lategame and you want to remain relevant.

>Neith
Just build damage, usually Trans, Warrior, Asi, Quins, Brawlers/OBow depending on if you want to be a caster or not, and Titans.

>Gurardians
Build defences and cooldown, get up in the enemy's faces and protect your squishies. There could be a whole thread about how to play guardians right, basically don't miss your CC and only go in when your team is there for you.

>Chaac
He can be ridiculously tanky, usually defensive items and 1 or 2 damaging items, again Warrior tabi, BovV and Bulwark are core.

>Mages
Depends on who you're against, but Doom Orb is a great pick on Raijin, not so much on Ra because he has no escape. Get pen boots and Obsidian shard early, maybe lifesteal if you need it, then Tauti and Spear of Desolation for endgame. I usually sell Doom Orb for Soul Reaver too.
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>>144627297
>hypocrite
You mean the greatest ruser to ever live.
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>>144627386
No, he's a hypocrite.
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>>144627347
Thanks anon.
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Is Thanatos still Viable?
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>>144627664
Np

>Captcha 2112
>Rush binge incoming
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Hellrider Chiron, or Fantasy Points?
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>>144628452
Chiron, don't spend gems on FP till next year.
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>>144627297
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/tu-quoque
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I am about to explode
Serqet has no invuln on anything she does even while moving or using her ultimate

Also should I get the slow hammer to melee change to death because watching this character not aim and spin around is the worst shit ever
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>>144628773
>getting FB on serquet, one of the most mobile gods
m8
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>>144628967
not for serqet. its two separate questions
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>>144628610
I'm only at 3100 FP though. I was hoping to get as high of a FP amount as possible without trying to win ten matches a day.
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>>144630162
It gets pretty high just from a few games a day and guessing the matches correctly, and you still have over 6 months left, that's a long time.
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>>144630612
True, but I am not the best at winning, really. I could spend all day playing and maybe get five wins at best it feels like.
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>>144631000
Well all I'm saying is that you don't need to worry about points for now, but I do understand the feeling when you barely win anything, but you'll get much more enjoyment out of the Chiron skin now.

Also don't forget to vote on the extra non SPL games to get more points, there's a dropdown menu to choose other schedules for voting.
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>>144627297
>there are people who haven't cracked the code yet

Do you know WHY Taro used Tyr and Anubis? What do they have in common? Check spoiler if you give up.

Both of them have built in CC reduction in their passives.
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>>144631449
I had forgotten about the non-SPL games, thanks for reminding me friend. Switched up the gods I play in general, and I like having a nice skin for who I play, special snowflake I suppose - so I'm stuck between Hellrider. Devil Horns, Cyberpunk, Little Devil (Although I own almost all the Cupid Skins, aside from Mastery and the chest one.) and/or when they release a decent non-chest/event skin for Mercury and Guan Yu.
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>>144631449
>mfw at the start of the year i had to win 10 games a day for over 2 weeks to get to the last reward
>mfw i did it and i got exactly 15,000 FP
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>>144628452
Fantasy points, if only because Hellrider Chiron is shit.
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>>144633349
>actually wanting that ugly ass border
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>>144633349
Holy shit. I tried that myself, but failed miserably. Teach me your secrets, wise one.
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>>144632179
It's still retarded that he plays CC reliant gods and whines about the mechanic that makes the gods even remotely viablr
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>>144633621
it was mostly the sense of finishing the year long quest but after seeing the shit new ones i'm glad i got it and im happy to stick with it.

>>144633650
I spammed the easy modes and hoped for a good team while playing carry gods and never getting frustrated enough to quit after a defeat.
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friendly reminder that this general was killed by the inner circle and made it their own circle jerk because they were beta as fuck in /lolg/ and /d2g/
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>>144633990
I suppose I'll give it a try again. My schedule is as empty as is possible, so sitting around playing Smite all day is completely possible and feasible.
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>>144632435
Hellrider and Devil Horns are both pretty good, I have cyberpunk and I think it's a bit lackluster for the price. The underworld Guan skin is great, and so is his recolour. I hate cupid

>>144633349
I only started playing around september iirc, so I never even started it last year.
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Is there any reason to stockpile crystals in Paladins, or should I just spend them when I get my weeklies?
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>>144634723
Because there is nothing good to buy with them yet
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Has anyone here bought Smite convention skin codes off Ebay? Considering doing so, but a bit nervous about something happening to my account if I use one on it. Heard a while back that someone had their account banned for using an ebay code.
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>Go Raijin for Hoarder
>Sneeze in any direction
>Double Kill
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>>144637759
>Considering doing so

Why? You know convention skins can be gotten from chests don't you?
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>>144600825

Amat really shines when a team is around her to benefit off of her mirror auras and her basic attack debuff aura. She is relatively weak for early-game clear because of this.

She's also an auto attack based God, so you need to build around that.

I usually go warrior boots, Jotuun's wrath, Breastplate of Valor, Frost-bound hammer, Bulwark of hope or Mantle of Discord, Qin sais, and finally swap out Warrior boots for Ninja late game as it is a DPS increase.

If you need more clear early game Go Blue Stone pendant as your starting item.
With this she has full cooldown reduction which is necessary for her because her ultimate is a great initiate, as well as enough to attack speed to benefit the most from her passives.
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>>144638251
They can be? I thought it was just from the one SWC 2016 chest?
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>>144600825

In addition to the bill that was recommended your main duty is to help counter initiate when your ultimate is down. Your dash is a very useful silence that can stop a Thor spin to win or a Bacchus Belch. You activate your 2, get in, and then hit them with auto attacks to slow them down and apply your debuff aura so that your team can fuck them up. Use your ult on their back line and if your team can't take advantage of that it's not your fault if you are losing.
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>>144638514
They're in a few chests. You won't get in trouble for buying a code off eBay though, worst that could happen is you lose your money.
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>>144638356
>this post
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>conquest on PS4
>play as thanatos
>build from monster tier with some modification
>only assassin the rest are 2 mages and guardians
>win the game
>kukulkan and ra have the most kills and assisted with no death

Are mages over-powered?
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>>144638006
>go scylla
>team doesn't protect me
>i get fucked by loki in 1 hit
>rama in 2 hits
>stay behind and almost out of range
>can't do damage like this because i got 0 people helping me
thanks team
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>>144638514
They are always put in the chests that have like 50 items in them.
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>play arena as jing wei
>bird bomb the team each time our Ares pops his ult on them
>while at the same time our Rat ults down for a sweet 3 or 4+ knockup

That was the most glorious Wombo Combo cheese I've ever been a part of.
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>>144639394
>Are mages over-powered?

No, you're just mentally handicapped.
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>>144639879
>no awilix to catch knockups

kek
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why does smite favour the 2 who voted no on a surrender? jesus christ its annoying when "never surrender" mentality kicks in on people despite the massive lead the enemy team has
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>>144643047
>Never surrender mentality
>Not pissing of the winning team
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how to deal more than 1k damage as thor
>land the ult, a double tap, stun and spin

ho to deal more than 1k damage as ao kuang
>the three procs both poly and soul reaver

QUALITY GAME
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>tfw you'll never have bastet scratch your back
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>>144643886
>ao kuang can kill one god
>Thor can stun more gods creating a perfect set up for the other ult of his team.
Why do you think that Thor is one of the best assassin who is always revelant sincehis creation and Ao Kuang is only occasionaly picked now that he was buffed and you will probably stop seeing him once he will be nerfed ?
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>>144643886
Thor is a CC beast with his 2 and 4. He can lead to team plays, instead of single enemy executes.Ne Zha and Mercury are my personal favorites though.
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>>144644762
the fuck you need to stun shit for when you can one shot everything once you've got three items ?

>only occasionaly picked

top fucking lel maybe I should start screencapping every time a pick lobby chat begins with "ban ao ban ao or gg"
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>>144645326
Should have precised I talked about SPL not wood 2
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>>144645495
>I consider the spl meta as the bible and shoke on the pros' dicks like it's my fucking job

should have clarified you were a cum eating slut who only evaluates the quality of things according to what weak3n says
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When's the patch, is it tomorrow or wednesday?
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>>144645495
oh hi HirezChris
is susano still balanced?
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I need qt new background for xbone home. Post something nice
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Which mages should grab CDR boots versus pen boots? Usually I'll get CDR on Ra, Isis, Poseidon, ZK, or other mages that need to have their abilities up often. Also is Shard inherently better than Spear now since the rework?
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>>144645949
Of course you pick the SPL meta when you want to compare gods, do you really think that the opinion of shitter who think that Loki and Nox are OP or that Mercury support is a good idea matter ?
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>>144646675
>xbox
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>>144646675
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>>144646830
>the opinion of shitter who think that Loki and Nox are OP or that Mercury support is a good idea matter ?
as much as your at least
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>>144646675
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>>144646830
At least they can form their own opinions you filthy meta whore
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>>144647298
>Aranche
everytime kek
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>>144647195
You're right to not trust the opinion of a random anon on the internet.

>>144647338
You know the only reason I trust pro over random people is because I know pro need to win to gain money, so when you need to win to eat, you will find the most efficient way to do so.
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>>144647298
>nemesis hitting on apollo
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>>144646750
CDR boots are kind of shit, I wouldn't buy them on any mage barring healers (not including Ra). Even then I usually go for pen anyway because it feels more impactful in fights to do big damage because of how early game focused mid meta is at the moment.

>>144648346
The best player in the world (Adapting) says Ao is a top 5 god for ranked but did not say the same for Thor. Why would you even argue about pro meta when neither you nor the player you are giving advice play professionally?

>thor is gud cuz he sets up
>implying you'll get any follow up from your band of casual retards

o i am laffin
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>>144647298

okay so I get why scylla isn't allowed, but why is chronos left out too?
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>>144649029
guy who drew this probably thinks he's Zeus's dad, Titan of time.
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>>144648775
Yes you're right but the guy original point was that Ao was OP because he could deal more damage than Thor entire kit with only one ability but that's wrong.
In an optimal situation Thor is better than Ao, but because you will mostly play with shitter Ao is better because he need way less team support to be used at his maximum efficiency.
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>>144649029
Cronus=chronos
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>>144650239
>use ability on creeps to get poly ready
>blink on mage insta kill him with balanced aa skill
>get hunter's hp to ulti treshold with ranged dragon call and eat him
>land on the rest of the team and repeat


>he is not good
>he can only kill one person
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>>144650554
Cronus=Father of Zeus and children of Uranus
Chronos=Time itself
Totally different
>>
Okay where's the big invite to the clan

Name is :Grunkoh
Region: NA
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>>144650947
>Play Kali
>blink on the team
>press 4
>hold left click
>get a penta
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>>144643047
Fuck off and play the game.
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>Last day of the SPL
i'm sad boys, no more SPL until fucking september.
Smite viewership is gonna fall even more, nobody cares already and while Smite esports are gonna be on a long break overwatch esports are gonna boom.
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>>144653042

Yeah this isn't gonna go well.
>>
New to this game. I've been wrecking with Cupid thus far, but haven't played ranked yet. Is ranked way harder or about the same as unranked?

Also, are wards as important in this game as they are in DotA?
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>>144653615
>Also, are wards as important in this game as they are in DotA?
Wards win game
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>>144653615
>arena
No
>clash
Maybe one in the middle or gold fury but not necessary
>conquest
Always
>joust
Is someone constantly ganking from over/around the wall/red? The answer to this is the answer to if you need wards or not
>assault
Lol no
>duel
>>>>>actually playing duel
>meme motds
Usually no
>seige
Kinda pricey since you can only get sentry wards, maybe one on the siege monster when the enemy team is around level 10+ but its usually predictable where theyre going
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>>144653615
A lot of pros make jokes about there being better players in casuals than ranked. Really though the only difference is draft vs blind pick.
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>>144599506
>post this to r/smite
>people are taking Cupid's side

Is this real life? You guys warned me about reddit, but it's like soloqueueing where you keep coming back only to be betrayed again and again.
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>as well as xetium being dead as well

anatoily you need to stop saying "as well" twice a sentence
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>>144597369
Ew she looks british
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>third bacchus

good lord
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>>144655547
WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!
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>>144654770
nigga I posted a suggestion today, showing exactly how much power stacking items and items with % health/mp conversion give.
You know what one of those redditfags said?

>just buy the item, check your power, then reset the purchase, buy the other item and finally check the power again

So somebody asks for a quality of life addition, and instead they want to go through loops just to make sure hirez does the least amount of effort possible.
Cock gurglers. All of them.
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>>144655712
>lying on the internet
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>>144655712
Check this one out.
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>>144656068
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/4mswqd/an_absolutely_necessary_quality_of_life_suggestion/d3yf6lq
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Which was the game with the drunk announcers? Didnt catch it and dont aant to watch em all.
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>>144655712
Why don't you just do the baby level math and figure it out yourself in a couple of seconds.
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>>144656413
The amount of mental gymnastics these fucks can do just to suck hirez dick is amazing

>dont add a feature because somebody might find a new exploit
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>>144656965
he is not wrong tho.
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>>144657274
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>>144657274
>a tooltip that shows you what 3% of your health is
>exploitable

How?
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>>144657419
the T screen was removed because you could see by the graphs when GF was taken and extrapolate the time to when it was taken and when it was gon respawn.

little cheating shits, you just have some time programs and time it right it then showed the time it respawn by a clock that said 4 minutes so you got ready to when it reaspawn all pressing the t screen>>144657490
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I just realized, AMC is the only hunter that wasn't picked this SPL.
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>panthera's first match is china

it'll be a fuckin slaughter
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Due Paradigm vs Soar is gonna be so goood
Hungry Fore More vs Eager is gonna be soo gooood
Panthera vs OMG is gonna be a joke lol
Enemy vs the others is gonna be a joke too hahah
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>>144658257

panthera gonna break the first seed curse?

also raffer's dad died on saturday, poor guy
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>join game
>ridiculous lag. like i am rubberbanding, moves have half second delay, etc.
>enemy team looks and plays laggy except for thanatos
>he is hitting every single move and obviously ending up with high kda
>inb4 blaming my 100mb+ connection

Is he cheating or is it some coincidence that he is able to play flawlessly through massive lag? I mean, like my moves were always missing due to the delay and shit, meanwhile he is able to hit shit like the scythe from max distance no problem.
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>they keep shilling livebnfd
>company is one of hirez employees' side gigs
>there's almost nothing decent left anyway

bleh
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>>144658583

He probably has a better connection to the server than you do

Unless you want to suggest that he's ddos'ing everyone in the game, including his own team
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>DM moving away from Atlanta
>all his friends that moved to atlanta for him get stuck in there
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha, mogee didn't even made it a year in atlanta before DM bailed, and she is stuck there now hahahaha, poor guy.
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>>144657991
:(
>>144658397
Oh shit, that's terrible. Did he say how?
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>>144659015

He's been sick for awhile, at least that's what raffer's twitlonger said. So I imagine it was expected he was going to go fairly soon, but it'll probably still hit him hard
>>
>AMC

Woo hoo! They're gonna get crushed but neat!
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>>144657991
YOOOOOOOOOOOH


ALL GODS BAR ANUBIS PLAYED THIS SPL
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>>144657991
Not anymore lol
>>
Okay you're having fun but muh fp!!!
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>>144658775
Oh. I just found it weird how he was he only one who was basically not lagging. Only lagged game where this was the case. Thanks for the info anon.
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>>144659537
http://smite.esportspedia.com/wiki/Hel/Statistics/2016
High Rez pls
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>>144659537
I think there is a bit more on the top of my head so it might be wrong
Assassin: Loki and Mercury was only picked in the 2 minutes envy game
Guardian: Sylvanus
Hunter: none
Mage: Agni, Ah Puch, Anubis,Aphrodite,Chang'e and Hel
Warrior: none
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>>144659994
nope, all those played.


up until hades a few days ago by eager one of the casters confirmed only hades, amc and anubis wasn't picket on this split.
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>>144658935
>moving to another location for dmbrandon

you can't be fucking serious, who the fuck would make such a life impacting decision just to be close to the most self righteous egotist childish cucklord to ever exist ?
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>>144660361
He probably promised them a job.
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>>144658935
lmao cucked
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>>144660620
>>144660361
actually kinda.
mogee moved to atlanta because hirez(probably dm asked favors) offered her a job as a camera man for the SPL(you know peccys/adanas job) but they didn't hire her.

Maybe she wasn't up to standard as a camerawoman or something.
Been there without a job apart from streaming since October.
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>>144660943

I thought mogee was offered a job but she turned it down because then she couldn't compete or something like that
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>>144661106
She was offered the job, was tested a few games and that was the last i heard.

I don't think it wasn't because she couldn't compete, her smite "pro" career ended around march last year when Juice got fucked over and over on the challenger cup.
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>void stone soul reaver bacchus

this is why eu is the best
>>
Anatoily literally just said "as well" three times in one sentence

I know he's new but does he think shit through before he talks?
>>
Is cupid an OP god or is everyone I'm playing with bad?
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>>144661969
It's probably a verbal tic and it's not that bad I had a teacher who said "thus" 300 times in one hour.
>>
I have not played since last season/before the new joust map was added.I am level 30 and have the god pack.

Do I just jump back in and try to do well?
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>>144662039
Underrated but by no means OP. Easy to stomp with vs people who don't know what they're doing.
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>Leftovers shit on Panthera
>6/2/9 AMC with top player damage
AMC BROKEN PLEASE NERF!
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>>144662303
i had a teacher we called "Yes" he started, ended and sometimes even in the middle of a sentence would say yes.


>panthera costs me FP
thanks guys... thanks... thanks.
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why is adapting not on thor ? why is dimi not amaterasu ? why are they getting their pushed in ? I thought my fp was guaranteed here
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>>144662570

panthera having a good time I guess

them winning or losing this doesn't matter at all to them
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>>144662570
Too bad for you they decided to meme this game
>>
>Skadi
>Sylvanus

WAT
A
T
>>
>thor, ne zha, anhur, chronos, he bo

OKAY WE GET IT
>>
PANTHERAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>144663156
Both team just have fun now, the result of the match won't change anything.
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Why did Taro only play Tyr?
What would he do if someone else picked him or he was banned?
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>>144663787

>implying tyr ever played ranked

hahahahahaha
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>>144663787
>Taro
>Ranked
>>
Who's your go to ranked win god? Pic related
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>mfw flashbacks to iRaffer as a jungler
>could destroy everyone on the first 10 minutes but then forgets how to farm
>>
Adapting doing his best to carry these shitters
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>>144665114
hey hey, don't insult my waifu dimi.
He is just not used to ADC.
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>fdot thinks the game continues to grown
>he hasn't realize season 3 is the last big smite season
>season 4 is gonna be really small and the last
>season 5 is just reddit hosting their own league
>season 6 is called the goodbye league by reddit
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>>144665870
>t. butthurt tribesfags
>>
lol that dumb ass game
>>
>>144666552
i'm actually a mad smitefag that is angry the game went to shit.
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F. stop stealing our meme
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gg no fp
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>>144666773
>i dont like it therefore it is going to shit
>game continues to grow
>>
>>144665870
>the goodbye feelsbadman league presented by reddit and sponsored by cracked dot com
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>queue pops up
>select assassin
>someone else selects an assassin at the same time
>decide to let him assassinate and take a mage instead
>he instantly takes a mage too, thought the same thing
>we have a hearty laugh at it in chat
>suddenly someone instalocks an assassin
>it's a loki
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Is Scylla a Lady Gaga fan?

BECAUSE SHE'S A LITTLE MONSTER!
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>>144668959
Kill yourself or kill me, both will give me solace.
>>
A Bastet VP that makes me hard again when?
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>>144668959
I hope you get hit by a bus
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>>144670340
Reminder that it's NEVER okay to fuck a cat.
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>Open up Zap's stream
>LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BABY

every time
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>>144671104
Damn really?
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>>144671104
>Not wanting 2 pounce that pussy
R U gay?
>>
Update is tomorrow, right? What time of day do the updates usually drop?
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>>144671716
4am.
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>>144671317
Her feet really turn me off.
SEND HELP.
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>>144671978
>not being attracted to animals
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>>144671978
>Meet this girl
>Cute face
>Great figure delicious midriff
>Gentle personality
>Soft voice
>But has feet I find unappealing so would not fuck tho
Nigga...
>>
What is objectively best god of each class/type? Have not played in many months.
>>
>>144672934
Warrior: Scylla
Mage: Scylla
Assassin: Scylla
Guardian: Scylla
Hunter: Sol
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>>144672934
>Athena
>Rat
>Rajin/Janus/Scylla
>Hou YI
>Solo is too match-up based
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Hello lads I've never played a moba be for and I tried smite for 8 hours of gameplay now. Initially I was like wtf is this, and I still can't really get into clash, but I decided to rent out Anubis and now I'm getting like 20 kills in arena games and it's breddy fun. I got everything set on automatic though and I'm thinking about customizing it a bit. Any tips for a newlad, especially like which relics to buy?
>>
if loki ults fenrir is it considered incestuous rape ?
>>
Whats a good 1v1 build for rat?
>>
>>144674065
In the beginning you could use purification/sanctuary. Eventually though you should outgrow them towards the more useful curse/sprint.
You're anubis, so what you want to do is build cooldown reduction and penetration. Ignore the suggested items to build, they are made by people who don't even play smite.

>>144674204
If Nox silences and roots nemesis, is it considered parental abuse?
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>>144674065
trust me and stop using Anubis now. Once your elo catches up with decent people you're gonna get outplayed constantly because all but 1 of your abilities root you (aka don't let you move).

Try out some other mages(sol,hades,scylla), and warriors are fun too(bellona,odin,tyr). Turn off auto buy, read the descriptions of the items. If you're completely lost just go to the tutuorials, don't play conquest until you're at least level 10+, you'll just be a burden to your team if you have no clue what to do.
Most importantly, read the descriptions of the abilities. They'll give you insight on what effects they cause, and will help you figure out combos.
Auto level isn't very good for all gods, if you use one ability more (like anubis 3 grasping hands) you might want to level it up completely before you upgrade his 1 (the root)
anyone care to add anything else to this?
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>>144659982

REMOVE CURSE
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>Saltmachine/Benj1 retires
it begins, the mass smite pro player exodus.
The smite esports scene is slowly dying.
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>>144679493

>Slowly
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Reminder that the top two honor contributors for smgen are autistic Nemebros.
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>want to play some paladins
>remember how shit it is
>go back to porn instead
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Why is Susan so fucking fun?
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>>144663787
>>144663983
>>144663991
We allowed bans as part of our custom games with the clan. Taro's team got pissed at him for playing Tyr everything so they banned him.

Taro deserted.

>>144680794
>Want to play Smite
>Want to play Paladins
>Remember that life is picking up for me now and I can't do either
>Slowly getting worse at both whenever I get time to come back for a bit

Truly this is suffering.
>>
>people will defend this op piece of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJGJWHx5bmM
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>>144682627
I'm ready for bruiser Fafnir. Give it to me.
>>
>>144680794

>want to play some paladins
>remember that the next patch is still two weeks away
>go back to path of exile instead
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>>144682627
they don't give a shit anymore.
>>
>>144682627

Supports can't be op dude!!!
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>>144682627
>giant hitbox for forty seconds

he's just going to get murdered by area damage mages
>>
>>144685491
Chaac will eat him like a burrito. Speaking of which, aside from Jotunn's and BoV, how do you build Chaac?
>>
Can someone explain to me why masturbation in private is legal but public is not? Name one other thing where its legal to do it privately but not publicly.

Pic sorta related. Gotta keep it smite, after all.
>>
>first ranked match of the week
>all bans and picks are done except 1 team mate
>carry ra
Why
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>>144689253
I'm not surprised a smite player got in trouble for publicly masturbating
>>
>>144690439
Really? Who?
>>
>>144690997
Incon
>>
>>144689253
XD LE SO RANDUM WTF ^^ X'D I PISS MY FEDORA OF LAFFIN HAHAHA TFW KEK UPBOATED SHARED AND SUBSCRIBED XD
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>>144689253
futa
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>pick scylla
>walking into fights
>see enemy nigger running away
>root him
>get kill
>see niggers in team fight
>drop 2 under their feet
>explode
>triple kill
>teammate arty busting her ass off trying to kill enemy ares
>ult him
>he dies
>enemy lesbian nu wa trying to hide in her faggot fog
>ult her
>PENTA KILL
>teammates going VEW and VER
>enemy F6
>am actually a shitter
>literally stole every kill

scylla is fun desu.
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>>144692491
Trigger warning nex time plz
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>>144692793
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>>144691574
>>144691574
>>144690997

>Incon
Source?
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Can I get a Chaac build, please? Tiermonster has led me astray.
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>>144696861
You don't pick Chaac
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>>144697360
Taro plz. I dislike Tyr as a character, utterly boring and no fun to play. Chaac is fun, however.
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>>144698331
I hope you find sucking dick fun cuz that's the only thing ur getting with Chaac.
U cuuuuuck.
U CUUUUUUUCK RDGDFGDSFHSDFHDFGDFGSF
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>>144682627
Fucking hell, that's a bloated kit.
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>>144698331
>Tyr boring

Please jump on train tracks anon.
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>>144698331
>Chaac is fun
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>>144701494
>chucking a massive axe
>not fun
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>>144701685
Chaac is one of the most boring gods in the game senpai.
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Any tips on how not to get BTFO playing support?
I usually play sobek...what's a good build for him? Tactics?
I usually max my 3 ASAP and buy a bunch of blue pots so I won't ever leave the lane. Also what's the best starting item? I usually go with Watchers gift for dat money but with sobek I go vanguard.
i'm about to go vampiric shroud and try and get nemean lion as soon as possible.
also do i build a attack item? I go with soul reaver after I build a magic and phys def item.
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>Warrior builds no defense items whatsoever
>Gets destroyed everytime they try and do anything
>You Rock
>You Rock
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>>144703070
Tips on most games as support is be a faggot. Sobek is good at that. I generally go full tank build so that I can maximize being a faggot longer. Be a distraction, and use your moves when teammates are near you. Especially your toss. This won't get you many confirmed kills, but you will be an assist master. Tanking is only good if you are tanking for someone is my motto.

There are some damage focused builds for Sobek, but I don't think they are worth it since his tank builds are much more viable to his team. Hope I helped anon.
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>>144704306
>Building defense
>Wanting 2 b da team's bitch
R u sum kind of faaaaaaggot?
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>>144704306
>Susano use vvs every time he die
>go ball deep in the ennemy team and try to 1vs5 every fucking time
>feed
>sorry
>sorry
>sorry
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Fafnir looks fucking AMAZING I can't wait
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>4 minute and counting queue for clash on PS4
That's it. Console smite is dead
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>>144680567
>was number 2 honor in clan
>take a break for two months
>down to 7th or some shit
Sad day, boys.

>>144692491
I'm glad to see this place is still doing well.
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why does this dead as general still exist?
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i want to fug mogee
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>>144709539
what the fuck is that thing
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Anybody got tips for Zeus? New to Smite.
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>>144711141
a living troll doll
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>>144711141
my uglyfuu
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>>144713304
Pictures of this ugly little boy always give me a tiny self esteem boost.
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>>144712631
Roll your face on the keyboard to get a kill.
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>>144714029
Still need the mouse boyo.
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SOMEONE BLS POST A HEL OFFENSIVE BUILD, I'M GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS RIGHT NOW
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>>144714351
No you don't, just use the arrow keys.
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>>144714351
>>144714429
>Not holding the mouth in your mouth
>>144714378
FUCKING BOOK OF THOTH WITH VALOR ONLY 4 MAX CDR
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>>144714378
start with soul stone, rush boots and dont forget to get scylla
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>>144714429
>>144714542
>Not saying to press the Power button.
Shameful. I thought you would help me with Zeus bois.
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>>144714542
>VALOR ONLY 4 MAX CDR
>>144714686
>scylla
FUCKING WHAT???
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>>144714851
Don't get smug on me you fucking faggot.
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>>144715112
SMITE IS DEAD
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>>144714851
Zeus is one of the most straight forward god in the game, throw your shield use it to bounce your chain lightning then use detonate, use your ult during teamfight, as a wombo combo with gods like Odin or Ares or when you are ganked. You just need to be careful about your positioning and wait that aegis end before detonating.
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>>144715391
They just need to release a string of fun waifus and the game will be active again.
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>>144715112
Make me nigga.
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>>144715592
>Sasuke
>Greedy Midget
DEAD
E
A
D
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>>144715495
Thank ya pal.
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anyone ever get the glitch where you dont recover mana? not from mp5 or even the fountain?

happened to me, had to quit
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>smite
>dead
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>>144715967
>more people play a Clicking game
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>>144657618
You can still tell the time when teh GF was taken by carefully looking at the global gold still, or just in general having some map awareness.

The T screen was removed because of a bug that randomly crashed the came by pressing T you retard.
Hi rez was aware of this bug but they had no idea what was provoking it so the removed the T screen entirely.
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>>144715967
This is sad... I just started playing this game and I like it a lot. Why's it so dead?
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>>144717332
BAD THINGS SHOULD DIE
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>>144717332
>>144715967

Its not dead at all.

How is top 30 on steam dead?
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>>144717593
>>144717332
keep in mind that it's not accounting for the people using it from the base client also, most people apparently don't even launch it from steam
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>>144717593
But Dota 2 has a peak at nearly 1 million it means that all game under it are dead.
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>>144715967
>steam
Most people aren't using that to play Smite.
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>>144717593
I don't think it's dying, most people are still playing OW. But, then again, Smite is based around teams, so if you don't see a friend online, you probably won't solo queue in Conquest or Ranked.
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>>144718019
I wish there was a way to view the total amount of players ingame.
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>>144717332
>>144717593
>people can't even comprehend green text
sure is fucking summer out there
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>>144715967

whoa, where the fuck is doom?
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>>144719962
3k players in game right now, peak of 7k today.
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how are you supposed to counter hunters in the solo lane?
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>>144721850
kill them
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>>144721850
Have your jungler gank them and get an early kill/lead on them. They typically don't get Teleport, so poke at them after you rush Breastplate of Valor.
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>>144722339
The biggest dilemma, your jungler not doing shit
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Goddess with fluffy tail when?
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>>144722414
Then you're fucked because hunters have stupid good clear early game and hurt like fuck. You literally have to farm under tower while being poked at, or you die to minion + hunter damage.

>tfw hunters will never have shit early game with amazing late game like they should as carries.
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>>144718000
Actually DoTA is dying too, there is no point in playing it either.

>>144718052
>most people are still playing OW.
>tfw you haven't played Smite since the beginning of June because of Senran Kagura
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>>144723502
>throwing dagger was changed to make hunter with bad clear more viable
>every hunter end up picking it because being able to wave clear without using you abilities is just that good
How do we fix that?
>>
Can Fafnir buff Vulcan turrets?

>>144723502
Apart from a few counter matchups (and Herc if you're bad) none of the meta solo picks should lose lane to a hunter. Worst case scenario is they get to free farm for 20 minutes.
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>>144722414
what if your jungler isnt shit, but the hunter can just use their escape to move 20 ft to under their tower
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>>144724297
You get gud and bait their escape in lane.
FAAAAAAAAAAGGGGOTTTTTTT
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>>144724880
>implying they won't just wait until their escape is back up again before leaving their tower
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>>144725010
THEN YOU FUCKING FREEZE THE LANE AND FORCE THEM TO GET OUT U KEK YOU OUTRADE THEM LIKE A MAN AND GET KSED BY UR JUNGLER
ESHDFHZSDHZDFH
FUCKING GAY ASS NIGGER
GCJFJDF
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>>144725178
>FUCKING FREEZE THE LANE AND FORCE THEM TO GET OUT
Don't be retarded anon, you can't freeze the lane against a hunter who can clear the wave, use their escape to get back under tower, and have their escape back up by the time the next wave comes in.
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Doom orb worth using? Never see it recommended in a build but yet the passive ability seems really good especially with the book of thoth.
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>>144725458
THEN FUCKING HUNTERS HAVE NO COUNTEPLAY IN SOLO LMAO HUNTERS OPPPOOPOPOPOPXCXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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>>144725178
freezing the lane takes longer than an escape cooldown
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>>144725621
You get doom orb on Chronos, that's it.
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>>144725621
Never mind. After doing lots of math, I've realized now that it's shit.
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>>144725654
Pretty much.
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>>144725686
Most warriors can harass hunters quite easily when they go to clear the wave. It requires having a pair of balls and fighting inside of the wave.
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>>144725943
>It requires having a pair of balls and fighting inside of the wave.
But then you die. Taking damage from minions plus autos from a hunter is going to get you killed. Keep in mind I'm talking about early/early-mid game here.
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>>144726046
If you're smart about the way you fight and remember to buy potions you won't die. Remember hunters can only start with 3 potions (if they choose to go Golden Bow) whereas you can start with 8.
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This game sucks.
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>>144726503
Just like your mother last night.
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is there a glitch on xbox where if u guy bulwark of hope and sell it you keep the passive?

second time today ive seen a hunter get a shueld below 30% ealth
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>>144726835
Blood forge gives you a shield.
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>>144726114
its not about me not dying, its about preventing an apollo or rama from not dying. there was really nothing i could do
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>>144725803
what about Agni?
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>>144726918
didnt know that thx
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>>144727061
He doesn't need it, his early clear isn't awful.
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>>144727061
Stop listening to Fdot

>>144726970
You need to adapt to the situation better then. Solo lane isn't the MLG 1 v 1 lane, if you can't kill the guy then do something useful like invade their jungle or rotate to mid fights while he's stuck under tower like a baby back bitch.
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I've been playing for about two weeks and I'm having a lot of fun.
What are you most proud of doing, /smgen/? The things that make you smile?

>Using Through Space and Time to steal Fire Giant
>Assisting in a Diecide with Ring of Spears, maxing out your passive in the process
>Leading a target and landing Earthshaker at max distance over the fountain walls
>Ending a game with 20/2/14 as Jungler Ymir
>>
>have to master 18 gods AND be level 30 to play ranked
fug this shit I'm out~
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>>144727186
if i leave them alone they arent stuck under the tower huh?

what do you do?
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>>144728267
>What are you most proud of doing, /smgen/?
Uninstalling Smite
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>>144728267
Solo carrying against a full 5 man
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>>144728412
>walk into jungle
>hunter either follows you or doesn't
>if they don't follow you steal jungle or gank mid
>if they do follow you fucking kill them
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>>144728267
Stealing the firegiant and getting a triple kill at the same time as Geb. But that was with the old FG and the Lava Flood while HoG nofun was in full force, it turned a loosing game into a victory too.

Not something proud but back then we had a game that became a 2 vs 3 because of abandon, it lasted over an hour because we couldn't push well enough but we finally won.
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getting a pentakill by invading their jungle at the beginning of the game.

i solod fire giant that game as well with mercury
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>>144728452
this
>>
Guess who.
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>>144732695
Ao kuang?
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>>144732695
Zhong kui?
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>>144732695
Xing Tian?
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>>144733171
>>144733235
>>144734007
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Something is amiss
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>okay tony

What did he mean by this?
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>>144735957
He has a quarry to settle.
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>>144732695
Guan Yu.
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>>144732695
Chang'e
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Witch Aphro is really cute. Cat in the broom even more so.But 1/55 chance seems a bit much. Also, did they make JPF Nemesis a chest reward and not a phone code now? My folks just got a pair of iphones and I was planning on using one to get the code via game.
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>>144735863
Well they did use Xing's model for Fafnir.
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>Fafnir's damage buff procs Soul Reaver and Gem of Isolation
>mfw
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>>144737098
Fucking disgusting. If autism had a face, this would be it.
>>
>last commando
>not rama-bow
>>
Played an arena game as Fafnir and find him kinda meh, didn't really like his playstyle.
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>>144741526
Okay.
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Alright lads, post damage reports if you open the new chest, I want to know if its worth it for someone who only wants the aphroskin.
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>>144751192
>jetpack fighter bundle
>hellrider chiron
>Aphra Cadabra

Granted, I already had everything else in the chest.
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Will we ever get a god who has no CC or steroids but shits out massive amounts of damage? Like, all of his skills would have 150%+ scaling.
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>>144751192
>ordo solarus
>recon arty
Considering that I play both of them a lot, I am happy.
Gonna be a good goyim and buy more gems though, I want that aphro badly.
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>>144751754
We already have scylla.
her 1+2 can wombo any mage.
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>Someone keeps posting smite art in the shadowrun thread

Ok which of you fucks is it and why are we not playing together
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>>144748167
I want to gently pet her tail.
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>>144752505
>open the thread
>it's literally one image of Arachne
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>>144751192
There's a lot of voice packs, tier 2's and a ward skin in there.
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>>144751192
>>144751423
>>144751781
I wish I had the money to spend on cosmetic shit in vidya. Or I had someones money to spend on cosmetic shit on vidya like I use to have. RIP my skins.
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>>144753921
i wish i had money to buy overwatch
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>>144753763
Earlier threads too. Like last thread someone posted Khepri when they were talking about the Egyptian tradition.
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>>144751931
>she has a root and slow
More damage, no CC.
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>>144753921
>>144754161
Get a job anons. And if you already have a job and it's not paying enough for both your bills and your hobbies, get a better job.
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>>144755204
You sound like a Boomer, mate.
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>>144755204
Tell people to be a wageslave for anything other than survival is retarded.
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Barra is a fucking savage.
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did nu wa golems become invisible for anyone else in this patch?
FUCKING HIREZ
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Raijin is fffffuuuunn desu
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>>144756719
They disabled her according the their twitter to fix it.
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>>144756601
that match was GOAT
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>>144756823
Nigger what the fuck is wrong with your chatlog.
>CopperBlood has gone offline at 5:54
>CopperBlood then comes online at 5:45
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>>144751754
He Bo, he has a knockup on his ult and 2 more ults after that.
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>>144757038
>not knowing that actually copper is a time travaler
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>>144756986
NV vs SOAR or LG?
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>>144736613
>JPF Nemesis a chest reward and not a phone code

That nem skin was retired like 2 weeks ago. You can't get it anymore.
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>>144757742
Well shit. Nem is my waifu, and I require that skin.
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>>144757842
Then spend money, goy. :^)
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>>144757842
That skin is garbage, anyway. It has a mop for hair and a Kawaii Bastet voice. Get her tier 2.
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>>144728401
Fuck off. The mastery requirement should be higher.
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>>144757842
>and I require that skin.

Only way to get it now is to buy the code from someone as you can't get new codes anymore.

Reddit has a JPF nem trading thread where people and buying and selling the codes.
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>>144758407
>>144757842
>>144757742
hello?
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>>144758606
Thanks for ruining my ruse train you fuck.

Back to plebbit
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>>144758761
2bad :^)
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>>144758606
>55 item chest
Better have those gems stocked up if you want the skins goy ;)
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>>144758916
Jokes on you, I'm only missing 6 items
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>>144759048
You're such a good goy ;)
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New Ullr skin looks dope af. Thinking of getting it tbqh, don't know what else to spend my gems on. Though I do want his redone masteries too.
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>>144751754
Zeus
>>
Man I thought Fafnir would be stupid cause lmao2stun. But after laning with one it's like what the fuck does he even do?
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>>144760026
Every moron here was going 'aaahhhhh op' after only seeing the reveal video but if they actually played him on the pts they'd know he is dogshit.

Sometimes this place is worse then reddit.
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>>144758407
I guess I'll go to Reddit. Ugh.
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>>144718052
I soloqeue conquest all the time. The trick is to get good with a support and then suck the adc's dick all game and blame him for the defeat.
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>>144718150
There was, it was data sites like smite guru could pull and show. For some reason hirez removed that from the api. Not saying the game is dying but why else would they hide stuff like that?
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Now that I look at closely thanks to the Ski skin
SKADI HAS NO ASS HOLY SHIT
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>>144760290
It's release Cabrakan all over again.

Now watch Hi Rez bloat his numbers to make up for it
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>>144760873
Because for games like Smite, which generally have lower player counts when compared to the tremendously popular sort, showing those numbers are incredibly bad and kind of result in a self-fulfilling-prophecy-esque effect of low population.

Like I'm pretty sure it was monday night combat or super monday night combat that had a player count on the main menu, but since that was low people just stopped playing, which naturally just caused the player count to fall even further.
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When will Seth and Horus be released so we can have directed taunts about who came on who first to assert dominance
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>>144761137
I still want to see skadi railed in the bum by kaldr
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>>144757516
NV vs soar. Learned all the meta through it
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>>144762009
it also doesn't help that the game is shit
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>see that new aphro skin
>hell yeah I want that
>go to chest, costs 200
>I have 395
>should I do it?
>aphro is the only one of the featured skins that I play
>fuck it they all look pretty cool, let's go
>unlock
>buy with gems
>bobble head Apollo ward skin
>mfw
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>>144763035
You know things have drop rates in chests? Those featured skins are going to have the lowest drop rate out of all the items.
>>
Heartseeker on Ullr, bad idea? I tend to go for the pen build with him rather than crit because his abilities are so damaging, but I'm trying new things lately.
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Is Fafnir even any good?
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>>144763695
No.
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>>144763425
>mfw I got the skin a chest was made for first try even tho I owned nothing inside of it.
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>>144763539
As long as you don't build it first. The extra MS is decent on him since he's slower than most hunters/gods in general. He does have the power buff on his 2 but the +40 from Heartseeker can help with clear. Don't be afraid to experiment and fail but be sure to not do it in ranked.
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>>144764195
Literally me with best girl best skin.
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>>144764981
Is that cropped?
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>>144765573
Yes, she has a massive cock.
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Should I spend a bunch of Neet/disabled bux on the $139.00, 13,000 gem offer?
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>>144765664
I'll need a full link to the image in that case, please.
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>>144765849
No, you should gift me 1500 gems
t. Leckaine
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>>144765664
S-sauce?
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>>144763425
I had 5/55
opened 2 chests
>got the featured arty and future ama
didnt they say that they tweeked the drop rate formula?
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>>144766080
Yeah, the showcased have a higher chance now. not sure what chance exactly though
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>>144765981
>>144766018
I was joking.
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>>144765983
What do you think I am, made of money?

>>144766386
That is a cruel, cruel thing to do. Not nearly enough futa Scylla porn. Or any that I know of.
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>>144766201
They increased it temporarily to shut reddit up. It's going back to the original drop rates in about a month or so.
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>>144766553
>What do you think I am, made of money?
Yes?
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>>144766629
I'll be getting around 20k in backpay, so I'm not made of money, but I'll have a nice chunk of it. Going to dump the majority of it in a CD, so if I make it to my sixties I'll have a nice amount of money saved up.
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>>144764981
I want to make out with Scylla.
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>>144766886
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>>144763695
Not as a supp. He'll probably be decent as solo
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>>144764515
Okay so I went GBow, Warrior, Asi, Heartseeker, Trans, Quins and ended up 8-2.

Having that amount of movement speed and is ridic, you get to 570 with his 2 maxed. Pretty good overall, but I'm not sure what to sell GBow for lategame, if anything. Might sell Asi for Bloodforge so he can be more of a caster-hunter.
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>>144769256
Also the farm was crazy, I was a couple levels ahead at the 5 min mark and I hit level 20 when some people were still 13.
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#RIPNuWa
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>>144721850
I just got assraped by a adc in the solo lane
reason? Invisible jungler
ranked sucks worse than casual
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>>144769256
>>144769409
Did you have any mana issues before getting Trans? Idk how fed you were but it seems like a waste to get Trans that late in the game, can probably go into Qins and pick up Titan's Bane. As for Golden Bow, that does depend on whether you want to focus on AA or casting. More pen for casting or crit for autos sounds solid.
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FAFNIR IS BORING AS FUCK

SO MUCH FOR THE 'FUN DESIGN' HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE
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Is clash the worst mode?
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>>144772521
>there are more people who play Clash than Siege
Fucking how? Clash is boring shit, at least Siege has something to differentiate itself from the other modes.
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>>144772521
>>144772626
Clash is the best mode. It's not as boring and drawn-out as Conquest, but it's not a constant cluster fuck like Arena.
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>>144772738
It's also where 5 stack tryhard cunts go
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>>144772778
The worst I've seen was a double stack AMC, but that happens in every mode.

He was hitting hard as all fuck though.
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>>144772030
Well, at first I thought he was a mage by the patch notes, but I didn't realize hes supposed to be a guardian.

He is interesting for a guardian, but his ult is pretty much worthless.
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>Alyssa hasn't posted a picture in a month
nice job you fags, you scared her away and she was cute.
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>>144773884
Your waifu is shit
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>>144772521
>>144772626
Siege is better but it feels like it snowballs faster than Clash.
Also, Siege queue times on PS4 can get long
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>>144773884
She'd be ugly without the Little Mermaid hair
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>>144774003
not even my waifu.
my waifus Kama and Kelly.
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>>144773884
This bitch wears more makeup than Asian sluts.
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>>144770659
Yeah I play Ullr quite aggresively, or at least I use my abilities very freely, so I did have mana issues. Plus it gives close to the highest phys power from a single item, so if I bundle that with pen (titan's like you said) it's huge chunks of damage. I basically reach the phys power cap with that and my steroid.

As for crit, I don't usually like to go for crit if I'm only getting one item, or on someone without an attack speed steroid, though his 4's passive does mean that I reach about 1.9 at max rank with that build, so maybe it's viable.
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So what do you guys do all day? Just sit here and wait for the game to not be dead?
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>>144774746
I masturbate to D.va and Mercy all day.
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>>144774746
Watching euro friendlies, fap, eat, wait for ranked queue
the usual
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>>144773884
Who gives a shit about 3DPD?
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>>144774746
>what do you guys do all day?

your mom
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>>144775464
fukin sik
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>>144775464
Savage
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So how am I supposed to play amaterasu?
I build her full attack speed for fun, but that's not exactly meta. If I follow the meta build (warrior boots/frostbound/full tanky) she becomes pretty fucking unfun.
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>>144776695
She's an Ult bot and that's it.
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>>144776695
Boots, valour, johtuns, urchin, titans, situational is how I build her.
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>>144776695
>I build her full attack speed for fun
kill yourself
>>144776695
>If I follow the meta build (warrior boots/frostbound/full tanky) she becomes pretty fucking unfun.
fucking kill yourself
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>>144715967

Seriously fuck you. The majority of people who play smite don't have it on Steam.
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>>144776695
Transcendence, Warrior Tabi, Breastplate of Valor, Jotunn's Wrath, Hide of the Urchin, then whatever. Frostbound Hammer, Titan's Bane, Stone Cutting Sword, Bulwark of Hope, even fucking Gauntlet of Thebes. Or switch out BoV for Mantel of Discord and throw in Shield of Regrowth last.
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>>144728267
Playing with my friend on a his home,Ymir + Nemesis, freeze entire enemy team in arena and he scores the penta

Most well deserved high-five i got
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>>144772626

They pushed Siege off the list
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>>144776695
>>144777906
what's up faggots ?
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>>144773884
too bad shes a fake ginger plebbitor
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>>144779030
>too bad shes a fake ginger plebbitor
nigga she was literally here and caught wookie posting about her and called him out on twitter.
like nigga pls
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>>144779143
she still goes on reddit and pretty soon shes gonna fuck a beaner
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>>144779328
>pretty soon shes gonna fuck a beaner
yo is our boy fdot finally making a move? hahahahha
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>>144759279

The only Hunter I play is Ullr and I think his new skin is puke on the eyes.
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>>144779143
>>144779427
Fuck off Fdot.
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>>144779493
Do you want me to drop some avatar codes or not?
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>>144779591
can you drop some in like 10 mins? doing shit rn
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What's the consensus on gengi now? It beame a core for me along with BoV since they both give decent CDR and def.
Am I retarded?
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>>144779591
Please?
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>>144780335
it's strong as hell on guardians, still don't know why we never see it. If I get it on athena with already max cdr I reach absolute levels of cancer
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>>144778978
post match
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>>144779464
Then you must be blind m8
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The game is not dead or dying at all.

Its just the general that's dying.
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>>144778978
Nice arena bro.
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>>144781465
>he thinks smite is not dying
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>>144781465
>Smite
>Not deding
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is ama the worst god to come out this year?
She's sorta just a meme, only /a/ fags use her.
>shit defense
>dash that has delay
>decent buff
>escaping ult
I see her in SPL but it's pretty awful using her in game. People are constantly asking for builds on her, and to be honest what is the point if you'll get outplayed by a baka, bellona, or even tyr.
She's a meme god. No buff can save her.
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>>144782350
>ammy
>getting outplayed by bellona or tyr
Just silence the hammer/fearless
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>>144782350
Jing wei pre buffs.
Ama post nerf is not bad, just not spectacular.
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>>144782350
>no buff can save her
Watch what you say you little shit.
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>>144782632
People were crying about how "OP" she was at release.
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>>144781808
>>144781861
What are you two on about?
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>>144782350
>oh no a god released this year isn't a op piece of shit pls buff my weeb gods
this general is retarded they think a decent atk chain instanly means qins full auto crit builds on non ranged gods
>silence
>doesnt shit on tyr/bell clear
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>>144784229
Smite being ded.
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> 17 voicepacks
> 2 ward skins
> 1 Cupid skin
gg, Hirez, you got me good.
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>>144782350
>>144778978
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I want to fuck the cat
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>>144784978
>smite is dead
>implying tos isn't
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>>144785370
>arena
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>>144784928
and what the heckarooni are you on about le reddit bully
she could get shit on by bellona and try ya cuck
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I got all I wanted after 2 bullshit rolls
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>>144593665
>spend like 3200 gems opening that spectacular chest because want elvis bacchus so bad
>never get elvis bacchus
>tons of fucking voice packs and maybe 4 skins
>mfw

this is actually the first time I've ever felt such terrible buyer's remorse. holy fuck i hate myself and partially hi-rez for making me think that the 2 skins were the main things in the chest
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>>144782350

>being bad with Ammy, the best boxer next to Osiris on top of being the best warrior for team support.

Pretty sure you're just shit.
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>>144790984
>Aphra looks ugly as shit in game
What else is in that chest?
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>>144791197
>opening a chest with 55 skins in hopes of getting one specifically incredibly rare item
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>>144792141
I may be shit but at least I can read you autistic mong
Never said I wasn't good with her, she's pretty awful, bellona could disarm her and boom. Death
>le take 2s to dash away kawaii /a/ desu
lol, It seems the /a/fags are ready to defend their waifu
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>>144774584
Wind Demon is a good transition crit item to get because of the AS/MS buff, but you'll need an additional crit item as well (or an insanely high AS steroid in your kit) to be critting enough for it to be worth it. It's True with Ullr's power buff, Trans, and Titan's Bane you'll be hitting real hard, so you can always go more pen or CDR.
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>Saltmachine/Benj1 retired yesterday
>Meerkat retired today
hahahahaha holy fuck, smite pro scene slowly dying out.


I liked meerkat.
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>>144793027
>Bellona not buttfucking any late game god in Solo
>All weebs prefer Ammy
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>>144794517
With so many pro players retiring maybe it's time for a /smiggen/ team to step up.
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>>144794895
But we're all bad.
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>>144593665
it's not 4.0 it's 3.10
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>>144795153
>Implying we wouldnt be able to beat Envyus
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>>144794895
>shadow building winged blade adc first item
>thorax refuses to play anyone but arachne unless shes banned
>team just vels and vets as guardian dies again
>taro missing fearless just here to try and plug his ideas
>someone picks scylla yet loses to hel mid
would pay to see
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>>144795153
i have a smiteguru of over 2200 in clash.
Put me in coach! i'm ready!
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>>144795340
>Implying we'd even be able to beat the clowns
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>>144795340
A team of mentally disabled, Parkinsons patients could beat Envyus with time and gold to spare. That's like picking on the crippled kid with one arm and eleven toes back in school.
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>>144794517
>Meerkat retired today
>from the Randozos
After their result this split I would also retired
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>>144793229
I just had a real long joust game, and I ended up with a final build of ninja tabi, trans, asi, bloodforge, quins and titans. I previously had GBow and Heartseeker too, sold gbow for titans and heartseeker for bloodforge, it seems from what I've played that heartseeker fills kinda the same role as gbow in that it helps clear and is better to sell lategame, but I find it underperforms massively compared to gbow.
So maybe it's just another brilliant aspect of hirez game design, to have an item that's basically useless.
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>>144795485
They still got sponsored recently.
And people saw the potential in them and they were a well liked team.

Benji retiring from Denial a team with the capability of being top 3 was surprising
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>>144600825
you don't out damage the enemy laner, you farm under tower/ your jungle camps till level 8 or 9 when you can start instaclearing wave and rotating around the map.
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>>144609005
live memes = best memes
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Looking for buttbuddies to play Conquest with.
PSN ID: Zigemm
-5 UTC Time Zone, Eastern US.
I'd be glad to fill, but I'm still working on unlocking all the gods I enjoy.
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>>144626637
yeah he was, beads was just on a shorter cooldown
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>>144796401
Join the clan nigga.
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>>144796529
Where might I be able to do that?
I don't see anything about it in the OP or FAQ, but I might just be blind.
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>>144659994
ah puch been played by hurriwind, chang'e played by darkdodo, loki played by darkdodo as well I believe
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>>144796828
Hopping on to invite you now. You already posted your info.
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>>144796828
>My name is CockSuckerMcFag and I'm from NA
>Invite u dickwaffles
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>>144667015
this, every season people bitch and moan about it going to shit, even though the audience has doubled in less than a year
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>>144796401
>>144796828
>>144797050
My fuckin' bad, missed the "PSN" part. There is no playstation clan yet.

Sorry bud.
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>love the design of Fafnir
>he's shit
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can we all at least agree that lydia is the biggest cancer to ever hit the competitive smite communtiy?
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And norse continues to be the best pantheon. What's everyone's favorite pantheon and why is it norse?
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>>144797243
he's definitely not shit, he's just not braindead 1v5 op
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>>144797269
>lydia
Who?
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>>144796873
F. said that every god was picked this split except Anubis and Hel.
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I want to try fafnir. I always get mark of the vanguard on my guardians for the protections and health. I'm gonna get watchers for fafnir though because of his passive.

Also when he goes dragon besides the extra effects of his attacks does he gay bonus movement speed? More protection?
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>>144797318
hi my name is hirezfish and I'm a fucking weeb that loves japanese gods 4head jup jup jup
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>>144791197
>making me think that the 2 skins were the main things in the chest
How fucking stupid are you?
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>>144794895
You have my axe. I could totally go pro.
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>>144797463
the "smite/esports community is problematic to women" paradigm manager feminist person
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>>144797318
I heavily dislike the norse pantheon honestly
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>>144797859
I just dislike most of them, ullr and tyr are my shit tho
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>>144797859
Why nigga?
Norse is baller.
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>>144797980
Weird, I like em all except Sol, Tyr and Ullr.
Tyrs lore is neat though.
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>>144797532
>does he gay bonus movement speed
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>>144798215
They're boring.
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>>144797318
For now the egyptian pantheon
But I find that the roman pantheon has the most potential with gods like Flora, Verminus, Mellona, Vesta etc... Some of the Di indigetes could make cool gods and because they weren't adopted from other religions you wouldn't need to use the roman version of greek gods.
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>>144798314
Someone here seems afraid of the bellowing thunder.
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>>144798484
I really want to see atlas, he literally carries the whole world
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>>144798742
They're boring, not scary.
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>>144798268
I like rat and fenrir too, but because I used to suck major dick at them I still hold some sort of grudge also I love thor, forgot that one
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>>144798780
>No Hera
>No Persephone
>No Jormungandr
>No Garmr
>No Surtr
>No Seth
>No Thoth
>No Typhon
>No Shiva
>No Vishnu
>No Brahma
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>>144798298
I meant gain. Does he get bonus protections or movement speed as a dragon?
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>>144798780
>Atlas carries the world
when will this meme end
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>>144798780
Make his kit. Class, Range or physical, passive, 3 abilities, ult, and whatever else. Design and weapon if you want. How would you make him?
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>>144794517
There were literally worthless. Only retards from reddit think that my friend. Are you from reddit?
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>>144792151
She flies on her broom after moving for a bit. Her cat is cute too.
>>
Let's take a popular conquest build for mid laners

>pen boots, doom orb, toth, shard, gem, rod

Now let's see how much damage poseidon a mage with no escape can deal

>tidal surge at full tide meter: 871

>trident, 620 per hit but let's be fucking honest, the second you start wanting to play boxing you get your shit cced to death in this meta

>whirlpool at full tide metter: 6 ticks of 186 or 1116 ( considering nobody's retarded enough to stand there for the full duration, getting more than three ticks requires hard cc from someone else )

>kraken at full tide metter 545 plus 873 or1418

So here we have a mage with pretty huge burst, but that requires good set ups and positioning to get the full potential

now let's try with scylla a mage with one of the best escapes in the game, and who recently got a buff on her scaling

>sic'em a hard cc line ability that scylla mains would like you to believe is the slowest projectile in the game when the truth is that it travels faster than poseidon's tide and has a bigger hitboxes than the visual and goes aoe ; 869 very negligible difference of 2 on the damage and keep in mind that this roots AND cripples

>crush, ground target bigger than whirlpool with instant damage this time a slow, and built in penetration 1074 that you can't walk away from

>I'm a monster, target radius bigger than the kraken's center 1868 damage plus bonus ults for every kill

And now let's have a look at all the fucking shit niggers retarded moecancerous autistic shitlords who main a lolicon pandering piece of fucking shit broken character made a jew company come and tell you that landing those abilities actually requires skills and that sometimes they can't one shot a guardian or simply post their autistic cropped porn picture because their atrophied brain can't rationally demonstrate anything for shit so they resort to forced memes to get the validation of the other retards.
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>>144799371
Yes, what do you gonna do about stud?
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Make Mayan Pantheon Great Again
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>>144800223
someones arseblasted
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>>144800223
its hard to land scylla's abilities
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>>144800223
Show me where the loli touched you, anon.
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>>144800223
I mid with aphro. Fight me. Her doves are great for clear and junglers help me out with killing. Good sustain too
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>>144800842
Post sexy Scylla please
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>>144800915
I waited my whole life for someone like you.
Please teach me everything, senpai.
How do you build her, which abilities do you level, when do you start rotating, how do you deal with enemy midlaner.
Teach this dirty little whore all your secrets, senpai.
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>>144799324
>Atlas, Bearer of the Sky
>Greek Warrior, Physical

>Passive: Navigation
Atlas can see the status of all jungle camps, including Gold Fury and Fire Giant, regardless of location. In addition, being in combat gives him increased movement speed.

>Ability 1: Celestial Sphere
Atlas kicks a celestial sphere in a straight line, dealing damage and Knocking Back all enemies

>Ability 2: Enduring Spirit
Atlas stomps on the ground, opening up a fissure that deals damage and Roots the first enemy god hit

>Ability 3: Skyfall
Atlas jumps onto a target area, dealing damage to all enemies hit.

>Ultimate: Unburdened
Atlas lets go of the sky, dealing massive damage in a wide area, while Stunning all enemies hit. Atlas himself also gains increased movement speed, attack speed, Protections, and damage.
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>>144800915
you can bring hel to mid lane for all I care. My point is the hypocrisy and delusion of scylla mains who are a plague in conquest. Whenever I get first pick I constantly ban this tumor and I'm glad that it makes someone asshurt on my team because there's always one faggot who think he can have her on my watch.
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>>144801665
He has enough CC to be a guardian, and the warrior designation feels almost tacked on because the Greeks don't have a warrior.
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>>144801665
>>Ultimate: Unburdened
>Atlas lets go of the sky, dealing massive damage in a wide area, while Stunning all enemies hit. Atlas himself also gains increased movement speed, attack speed, Protections, and damage.
An execute too no?
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>>144802091
Yeah I thought it him more of a guardian. Holds up the world? That dude must be jacked. Definitely bulky with all that muscle
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>>144802382
>world
He holds up the sky.
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>>144800306
Shame you, and be glad that I'm not you?
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>>144802745
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>>144799324
>>144801665
Atlas should play like this guy http://infinitecrisis.gamepedia.com/Doomsday
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>>144802673
Why did yung Zeus Juice want 2 keep Gaia away from Uranus?
Like, I get punishing the Titans but Gaia and Uranus were chill after they got dethroned.
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>>144801665
Ult does too many things, and his passive-while interesting-is essentially the "T" screen reincarnate. Keep two of the buffs from the ult and it should be manageable.
>>
What is this SCL summer split?
Any idea who to pick?
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>>144803007
Gaia + Uranus = pretty much all the monsters, Titans, and gods Zeus and company had to deal with. He wants to put a cap on that and live the good life seducing mortals.
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>>144803252
Arent all the real big mean monsters children of Echidna and Typhon?
Gaia only gave birth to Typhon because Hera requested it as revenge and Uranus lost his nuts so no more kids from him.
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>>144803007
It was more a punition for Atlas than anything else, Uranus was castrated by Cronos so he didn't care about fucking Gaia anymore.
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>>144803002
Fuck. Why did you remind me of such a great game, gone too soon?
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>>144802186
Only if it also buffs all team mates in a global range.
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>>144761137

Good lord, she's basically a board.

Real women have asses hirez!
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>>144803779
But all the allies of the titans ended in the underworld but Atlas, it seem weird how he got a distinct punishment.
It is 2 much of an oddly specific punishment.
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>>144793027

>I can disarm a warrior who can just fly around with her movement speed buff and re-engage

Amat's silence in her dash is more devastating to Bellona than Bellona's disarm.
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>>144804016
>>Real women have asses hirez!
excuse me i'm sorry here at SJ-Hirez we think that women are unrealistic and donut represent how real women look.
From now onwards we gonna ... no wait sjw say woman are all super fat and obese not super thin.

my bad
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>>144803519
Maybe? But Gaia and Uranus were the grandparents of Zeus and his siblings, so maybe they didn't want any more usurpers as well? My Greco-Roman mythology knowledge is pretty lacking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_(mythology)#Children
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>>144804337
Do you speak Russian or Portugese
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>>144804506
cyka huehuehuehuehuehue blyat
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How do I get a refund on Tyr? They gave him to me for the current rotation, and I do not accept utter and pure shit.
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>>144804360
>Later authors mostly retain these offspring of Typhon by Echidna, while adding others. Apollodorus, in addition to naming as their offspring Orthrus, the Chimera (citing Hesiod as his source) the Caucasian Eagle, Ladon, and the Sphinx, also adds the Nemean lion (no mother is given), and the Crommyonian Sow, killed by the hero Theseus (unmentioned by Hesiod).

>Hyginus (1st century BC), in his list of offspring of Typhon (all by Echidna), retains from the above: Cerberus, the Chimera, the Sphinx, the Hydra and Ladon, and adds "Gorgon" (by which Hyginus means the mother of Medusa, whereas Hesiod's three Gorgons, of which Medusa was one, were the daughters of Ceto and Phorcys), the Colchian Dragon that guarded the Golden Fleece and Scylla. The Harpies, in Hesiod the daughters of Thaumas and the Oceanid Electra, in one source, are said to be the daughters of Typhon.

>The sea serpents which attacked the Trojan priest Laocoön, during the Trojan War, were perhaps supposed to be the progeny of Typhon and Echidna.

It'd be weird for one's motive to not have more usurpers while you nail everything in sight.
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>>144804645
>tyr
>bad
are you level 5 or lower?

Tyr is a top warrior top solo laner.
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>>144804920
>It'd be weird for one's motive to not have more usurpers while you nail everything in sight.
I don't think they had the Oedipus complex to worry about yet. Thanks Sophocles...
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>>144805134
>Kill ur father by accident
>Bang ur mom
>Gouge eyes 4 atonement accompanied by exile
Feels bad
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>>144801241
https://my.mixtape.moe/hkjqog.webm
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>be on ps4
>meet a buddy whos about 17, pretty chill
>win lots of ranked joust just duo queing
>fast forward to today
>as soon as i get online he messages me 'ranked smite'
>was putting on headset and shit and see another message from him saying "????"
>get into a game as ao against an obvious premade of 3
>our third isnt that great
>their xbalance has 2 kills and they killed bull demon twice before 12 mins
>suggest we surrender
>neither vote
>ok then
>start another fight by ganking their Zeus and teleporting away as they try to finish him
>Xbalance finds me and starts tunnel visioning hard
>trying to escape and hes freakin out "dude turn around omg we coulda got him!"
>try to explain that i was 1 basic from death and hes not listening at all
>raise my voice and tell him hes acting retarded
>his friend who was just listening even says "hes got a point" in the party
>he finally shuts up
>they win
>hear his friend say "yeah i guess he did yell.."
>ask if he muted me
>You have been kicked from the party.
>he deleted me
JUST
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>>144804645
you're utter shit
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>>144805586
D-DELETE THIS
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It's that time again SHIT DOODLE TIME!
Just got off a couple matches though we lost most of them I had fun.
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>>144806239
Lewd witch Aphro
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>>144806239
Idk, Mayan limbo party.
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>>144806239
draw your dignity, oh wait you don't have any you stupid cuck
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>>144805134
>>144804920
pretty sure he was supposed to be doomed by his offspring as his due justice or im confusing him with Odysseus who got cucked by his son for all eternity
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>>144806239
awillix painting her nails.
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>>144806239
Yandere serqet
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>>144806825
>Odysseus
He is the guy that got stuck in an island with a sexy witch.
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>>144806239
Awilix with literal doorknobs for knees
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>>144807117
>fucks sexy island witch after being trapped for years at sea
>she has your child after you leave and return to your wife
>you two fight not knowing he is your son end up dying from a sea ray or something
>little shit says sorry while turning your wife immortal and marrying her while burying you
yeah not really worth it though
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fafnir is not a solo laner, his clear sucks so much ass
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>>144805586
My dick is rank 10.
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>>144806239
Hey Ashur. Glad to hear you enjoyed your games. Can you maybe draw happy Nem? If you have the time that is.
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>>144806979
Done
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>>144808071
this is actually exactly what i wanted.

thanks.
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>>144807417
Damn, we never went over that part in high school.
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>>144806239
OH SHIT ASHUR PLEASE MAKE US A NOX/NEMESIS VERSION OF THIS

No seriously we need a smite version of LaughingGirls.jpg
Choose any 2 goddess you like.
Would still apreciate it if it's nox/nem but anything is fine, really.
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>>144808071
>>144808208
kek
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>>144806239
scylla swinging in the swings with awilix while scylla says "this is the highest i've gotten awi!<3"
awilix "have you tried peyote?"
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>>144804606
Cheeki breeki!
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>>144806358
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>>144810223
Thanks!
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I finally figured out why I grew bored of Conquest so quickly.

Waveclear is not a fun or engaging form of PvP.
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>>144806385
>>
10/55 chance on the Hocus Pocus chest, heard it has better chances of giving rarer stuff. BAM! BOBBLE HEAD APOLLO WARD.

NEVER AGAIN.
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>>144810223
Noice
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>>144806682
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>>144811407
Very nice, thanks!
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>>144804645
Tyr is the best Warrior in the game
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>>144812112
You mean Chaac.
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>>144812395
are we being memes?
is ps4 chaac best warrior top pick i rekt noobs in arena/clash back?
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>>144807086
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>>144812485
If you want to beat noobs play literally anything
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>>144812487
Nice thank
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>>144807256


>>144808071
good stuff!
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Still want to fuck the secret agent cat
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>>144813253
>fucking a cat
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>>144813253
stop posting the edited version of this desu
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>>144813253
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>>144813253
how much?
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>>144813390
Stop being a fag
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>>144813596
Enough to be Asian
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>supported e-sports
>tried to get that jpf nem skin
>Spent 50$
>All I got was voice packs and a ward skin.

Jewed by hi-rez yet again.
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>>144807986
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>>144813913
Should've been Mayan. Awilix already got dibs on the cat
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>>144726046
they hit an auto against you then bam your minions will attack him and you can in turn cc him then slap on more damage.
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>>144813596
muh dick
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>queue up ranked joust
>our 3rd locks in bastet
>MOTHER FUCKING BASTET
>she starts with jungle starter
>call her a fucking retard and ask her where the jungle is
>she sells jungle starter and buys tier 2 trans
>she finishes warrior tabi
>she goes back to base and sells tier 2 trans
>she buys titans bane
>she then goes 1-10 before we lose
>-17tp :^)
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>Kelly confirms on stream she used to be a slut in college
Bart my man you doing used goods.
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>>144815047
what system you play on
bastet is pretty dank if you have a team to support her. hella bursty, can steal jungle camps, can steal bull king, high mobility.
Don't knock Bastet m8
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>>144816083
pc
we had houyi and bacchus and he could of been practically anything other than bastet not a single hunter was banned for example
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>Bacchus more damage than Scylla
>Kuku has antiheal
>kuku has no pen
>Kuku and Neith being there
SWK and Loki were fucking MVP. SWK for being a warrior that built defense and Loki for finishing anyone I didn't.
>>
what can i buy with 20k gp
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>>144816036
I prefer the term pre-loved
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>>144816180
could of been anyone but nox and hebo too.
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>>144816036
exact words?
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>>144816036
O rly?
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>>144816237
You buy "wait for the next champ and something worth spending gp on".
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>>144816036
Isn't that just what women do in college?

Get drunk and gangbanged by everyone?
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>tfw you'll never do kelly in college
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>>144816464
Only the sorostitutes really.
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>>144816481
>you'll never do anyone
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>>144816857
>tfw you'll never do EmilZy
why even live
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>>144816857
I've learned to deal with this fact.
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>>144816857
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>>144816857
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why is the majority of 4chan virgins???
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>>144817694
Most people on 4chan are either shunned by society or turn away from it willingly.
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>>144817694
Because I'm a loser with no money and no self esteem, so I live out my fantasies though vidya games and animu.
>>
>>144816857
>>144816957
>>144817058
>>144817079
Chin up guys, we'll all find our Kelly or Bort one day.
>>
>>144814179
That nemesis looks a little boxxed in.
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>>144818028
i have no standards and i cannot even get a mogee.

man i'm done, i gave up on getting love 3 and half years ago my gf broke up with me.

At least i got laid.
anyways Smite.

Is Susano still balanced?
>>
>>144818412
stop setting your standards back. your ancestors, and the generations behind them didn't procreate a fucking person who doesn't have the drive to seek out a women. Don't end your gene pool now.
>>
>>144818412
SUSAN IS SUPER BALANCED
SUPER DUPER BALANCED
SO FUN AND FAIR HOLY SHIT WHY IS SUSAN SO FUUUUUUN
ASdhdsfkuasdyfq674GQEGQE5TGERGA<S
>>
>>144818347
Brings me back to...2008?
>>144818412
Mogee a shit (most of the time). I believe you can get someone you deserve and deserves you. Sus did get some nerfs to scaling and his 1 won't double proc on-hit effects, but his mobility is still solid. Is there any way to walk out of his ult or is it like Hades' ult where you better have beads/a leap?
>>
>>144803161
The SCL is the Smite Console League I assume. Pick whoever you want.
>>
>>144817694
Actually I'm saving my virginity. I want my first time to be special.
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>>144819670
Anon please.
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>>144819670
if you are a man lel, its not.
you put it in, it feels tight, wet and fucking hot, so hot you might think for a second your dick is gonna burn but then your dick mans up and it feels fucking great.
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>>144819670
Of course you are.
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>>144819670
Anons will laugh at you, but don't lose heart.

Believe in true love. Someone has to.
>>
>>144817694
>invite friend over to work on assignment
>didn't even think that something would happen
>something does happen
>dick was too big
>she wasn't wet enough
>felt too good and came in 30 seconds
>came inside
>she was in pain and we both panicked about lol pregnancy for weeks

Needless to say, we're not friends anymore, all our mutual friends heard about this, and I don't even feel like having sex again.
This was 4 years ago.
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>>144820465
>he's touched a girl
way2brag
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>>144819782
>>144819924
laugh it up all you want, faggots.

>>144820396
Thanks anon
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>>144821779
Like I need your permission.
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>>144819670
>tfw virgin
>tfw close friends with and in love with an extremely promiscuous girl
>>
>tfw virgin pushing 30 pretty soon

Wizardry is at a grasp.
>>
>all these virgins
>implying Nox isn't monitoring this thread
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>>144822650
Nox is not real
>>
>>144822883
you aren't real
>>
>>144822883
She exists in another dimension.
>>
>>144817694
Because there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Only a normalfag would be shamed into giving up their virginity before marriage. Now go and fuck off.
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>>144823551
>marriage
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>>144823695
Just make sure you get it where the girl can't rake you over coals and you'll be fine. I can't remember what they call it.
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>>144817058
Earth is a shitty place for us, ain't it?
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>>144823804
>prenups
if you hold a shit ton of stuff on her that shit is getting thrown out and some judges will just throw it out anyway
>>
>>144823804
If you're talking about a Prenup, those don't always work in your favor.
>>
NEW BREAD
NAO
>>
>>144824148
>>144824121
I miss when marriage and sex was something special, the idea of casual sex is so disgusting.
>>
>>144824298
WE NEW BREAD NAO

>>144824582
>>
>>144817694

>lose virginity to what I thought was my soulmate and future wife
>5 months after our first time a mutual friend brings me evidence that she has been cheating on me
>her out-of-state family visits had detours where she banged a literal gas station worker she met on World of Warcraft

I'm a huge romantic and thought that saving myself would make it all the more special. But now I can never get it back, wasted on a lying whore. I actually want my virginity back.
>>
>>144818412
Dude are you me? I have had literally the same thing happen to me.

>be in a pretty serious relationship
>fug like rabbits everyday
>entire future planned out
>gf starts cheating on me with like 10 other guys
>have the most painful breakup of my life

Been 3 years since I last had sex. I get hit on often cuz I'm /fit/ and decent looking but I just don't wanna get rekt again. Also doesn't help that none of these chicks are as hot as my ex.
>>
>>144814179
Thanks Ashur! Made my day!
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