/egg/ - Engineering Games General - Formerly /svgg/

REMINDER that FROM THE DEPTHS is the perfect /egg/ and everyone who resists on the day of the FIXED UI will be consumed by NETERCHEESE.

All adherents to FROM THE DEPTHS will bathe in the glory of FUN and ACTUAL GAMEPLAY

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>>144591921

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/egg/ /pol/ merge when?

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>>144594041

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>>144594421

It doesn't have to be like this

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>>144594593
The game needs hydraulics to really build walking titans of death.

Then i could combine this with Landmates and Tachikoma, so that it can fly and drive along streets and dirt with ease.

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>>144594824
What are the odds of getting modular vessals built? I always thought it would be cool to have some sort of system that allowed you to pick the chassie size for each bit then fill it in with whatever you need.

But the programming would be hard for the placement bit but the modular construction part would be easy.

>>144594094
You can tell that /lgbt/ is the one that tied the noose because it's not tightened properly

>>144592105
>FIXED UI
What, it's getting fixed? Is that even possible?
If it's built on Unity 4's legacy UI toolkit it may need a full rewrite desu.

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>>144595437

>Besiege v .3
>2 New Sandboxes, one is the variety one, one is a barren land
>Custom textures for blocks
>Few bugfixes
>Visual update on the Source Block and Workshop Skin support
Neat.

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spengies mad max when

>>144596834
What's this suppose to be a test of? Litearlly the only thing that it makes me think of is the fact that fire can conduct electricity.

>>144598003
>this man lacks the implicit memory of the fact

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How do I stop the naval AI from ramming things that don't particularly need to be rammed at 50+ m/s? The turning circle settings don't seem to be doing anything.

My new jet hydrofoil metal boxes are running circles around DWG shitbotes and the OW isn't likely to do much better, but they are taking way too much damage from crashes.

Out for a week, FtD patches look pretty cool. They'll definitely fuck up my incredibly cheap 170m/s propeller-powered bomber, but oh well.
What else did I miss? Is abortion dead yet?

>>144598504
Several points:
Everything needs to be rammed. If this is causing problems, try adding more rams on spinblocks
Fiddling with broadside angle and range should help
METAL BAWKSES?

>>144594593
looks like a forward moonwalk

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>>144601080

>>144597934
Its called FtD m80
>>144598504
Theres a setting that affects the minimum range it lets enemies get within before retreating
>>144600402
SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
new version of eggheim out

>>144602634
>>144597934
Actually it's called MACHINECRAFT.

>tfw not at home to draft up tank car

>>144602634
>>144597934
>>144604009
Actually it's called GARRY'S MOD

tsuya a best waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5cvEPu_e0

rise of the machines when

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>>144604231

ded

>>144604231
every thread

why?

And this guy does some sick primitive egggineering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE

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So when I build a large ship in speengie how many blast armor blocks do i need to make it not fall apart from ramming, heavy and light armor suck.

Is factory multiplayer playable at the moment in a pirate version? Any servers with 0.12.35 up?

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Pls don't ban me

>>144617476
Too many moving parts, Make it simpler.

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>>144617476

>>144617476
that is hot

>that feel when your ship almost reaches version 600
Too much ftd

>>144619993
what the fuck, my most updated vehicle is still at version 18

Level of detail system added. Shader not fully completed yet and a lot of blocks still left with their default "white" color rather than being modified.

APS Inertial fuse now explodes frags on the far side of the shield making inertially fused fragment shells useful, I suppose.

Disruptor Conduit shell cap added which tunnels EMP energy through a shield and into the shield projector (potentially destroying it). Also causes an explosion of the shell on the far side of the (now potentially destroyed) shield.

>Shield
>Not even once

>>144620292
By pure coincidence, my current play time is also 600 hours.

So, one version per hour.

>>144620381
Nice to see that APS can have antishield use

>>144617403

hello?

>>144620381
Well shit, shields are now officially completely fucked. Cannons OP as fuck, please nerf.
P.S., what the flying fuck was Nick thinking?

>>144620626
Making enough cheese to saturate the market

>>144620626
Layer shields. Weak disrupt above stronger reflect.

Also, he was thniking about all those forum and steam threads about nerfing shield defense.

>>144620381
>Level of detail system added. Shader not fully completed yet and a lot of blocks still left with their default "white" color rather than being modified.

Is there a way to get rid of this shit? It's annoying as fuck while trying to build

>>144620787
A: Shieldspam WAS the issue with shields, and shouldn't be buffed further.
B: Repairspam is already cancer.

>>144621149
Nevermind, i found it on the options

In Factorio I spawned on an area with literally no trees in sight. Am I fucked or is there another way of transporting electricity early that doesn't require wood?

>>144621304
Repairspam is kinda limited by resource crates taking up space.

And shieldspam is still easier to do than quad layer beam for armor. That still gets shredded by sabots, At least until overpenetration is added.

I think it was planned that if the shell's ap dwarfs the block's armor, the shell loses some ap, while dealing low damage, and bypasses the block.
Repeat until ap is back to average and deal full remaining damage.

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R8 my exhausts m80s, there's another one like this on the other side

>>144621714
Sabot's ap, I mean. Other shells won't have overpenetration.

Looks decent. I'd put a simple direct feed ciws nearby, but that might ruin the looks.

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>>144622372
now we're going places

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>>144622682
I allways wanted to make a factory.
But the ida of robotic arms ends up being retarded, because static welders can do the same in a produiction line
Also gothic structures.

>>144621839
you better paint that bote

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>>144623130
>robotic arms
>retarded

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>>144623974
It's nearly finished. It has 6271 blocks and it can go at 14m/s. since the limit is 16 m/s for botes over 5k blocks and i'm only using bote propellers, it's kinda nice.
It can be remote controlled and has some cameras because i think it might be fun.
I still don't know if, how or where to make rooms for the crew and such. The externals of the vehicle are finished and the internals are half done.

>>144624843
That's a very boring, flat design.

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>>144624554
Im talking about space engineers.

>>144625598
But who gives a shit about a shitty game?

>>144625641
The guy who focus his autism in doing that arm wich will explode anyway.

>>144625641
>Shitty game
Have you ever played it?

I kinda want to make a zeppelin, but no helium pumps yet.

>>144624843
>mfw I can't make big bridges, because it'll lift the center of mass too much.

>>144624843
Multiplayer crewed ship pvp when

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>>144625641
>shitty game
buttmad FTD/robocuck player detected

>Playing Campaign
>So far just poorly managing to turtle inside my base.

>Trying to learn in the thick of it
>AI keeps throwing some absurd long range artillery ships at me
>Last pair were some weird ass ghetto airship/boats that I had to spam build Missile Launchers with 7 Blocks in order to kill adequately while my base was plummeting out of the sky around me.

I gotta figure out those rapid fire CIWS like turrets or some shit.

>>144626880
>figure out
They are a firing piece, with some barrels and a 2 axis turret, connected to two side autoloaders. With the turret standing on weapon and ams controllers. Have to shoot a missile twice, but it fires very fast.

Shell composition is 4 block: AP, sabot body 2x, gunpowders, I think.

>>144626880
If you have problems with cannons, use shields.

>>144626613
puzzle pirates

>>144628094
It's still alive? Last time i played it (maybe 7 years ago) it was so dead it made look /egg/ alive

>>144629157
Who's that guy?

>>144628317
I last played it on a Pentium III.

>>144622372
what the fuck have I been saying about inverse kinematics this entire fucking time?

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>mfw drinking Spice tea while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRqjVPljSGQ and designing FtD desert vehicles

>>144622682
>now
I specifically recall that being shown in either a patch video (as a community highlight) or during the early days of Marek streams.
y'know, back in the days where a dev gassing seemed imminent.
It's old.

What if FtD shields were replaced by NPCs with shields? And nucannons/crams for ballistas/catapults?

For sails and paddles 'era', I mean. Since the game calculates the trajectory on shot, npcs might have enough time to run there and shield it.

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I've started doing the paintjob on this boring bote and i expect to finish it soon
>Inb4 it's shit

>>144634219
Looks more like a castle.

Where the fuck is N3X15 when you need him?

>>144634471
Why do you need him friend

>>144634690
Because PIDs still don't support fucking dedicated blades.
Which is fucking horrible in every way.

>>144632029
Dont know, say it again.

>LAMS might be able to shoot down big nucannons and cram shells
Amusing

>>144635741
I hope they add a module that lets you turn shells that hit your vehicle and don't explode into metal for the ultimate jewing experience

So, laser shields and lams seems to be the thing of the future.

Unless the enemy decided to lose a lot of dps and chose innacurate shield projector disruptors. And then followed with regular shells.

Also, we might get ammo mixer that works kinda like an ammo belt with different ammo types in it

>>144637626
>Also, we might get ammo mixer that works kinda like an ammo belt with different ammo types in it
You can already do that using multiple ammo inputs that get ammo from different ammo controllers

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>>144634219
It's not actually boring. It's really OTT.

So I'm noticing on the included stock CRAM Submodules that the fucking shell is slow as fuck

How would I speed up the velocity of a shell, the barrel was like 10+ Segments long. Would I have to just figure out how to make the shell longer and add more gun powder (Like real bullet cartridges)

Or is there some other antediluvian methodology at work here?

>>144642183
You don't.
You literally can't get it over 160m/s.
Yes, it is in fact fucking retarded. Nick is awful at all things balance.

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>>144642587


Motherfucker.

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Avorion is the best game here.

>>144642587
Nick has the fucktarded idea that the only to fix things is to add features. I think he's under the impression that if he just keeps throwing new things at the problem he'll eventually uncover the holy grail of balance. Instead, he's making the issue worse. He's throwing major change after major change without waiting to check the effects of anything.

>>144644053
Ideally, he should stop fucking balancing and rebalancing shit while he's still adding new shit. Make all the weapon systems nice and complete before rebalancing them for the fiftieth fucking time, jesus christ.

>>144624843
I think it looks nice
>>144624918
Rude
>>144634219
I think it looks good anon. I like the paint job.

>>144645217
Thanks m8, i'm finishing the description and i'll upload it
If you want to name it, you're still in time

Can you save a turret's complete cartridge assembly as a PreFab? I'm sitting here looking but turrets seem to be the only damn thing you can save atm.

>>144642587
This makes me so mad, let's make everything slow as shit and unexciting.

Guys factorio just updated

Alrighty m8s, it's finished.
The idea is to make a fleet of 2-3 Scampers and one of those to escort them.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698714706
I hope you like it.

>Factorio update
>it's not 0.13
jesus christ you are tugging my heartstrings here

>>144646123
did the torrents update too

help a brother out

>>144646686
From all the machinery that's in /egg/heim now, only Notonipono's torpedo bomber is the only thing to survive because it's fast enough to avoid the AA fire.

>>144647832
welp, it finally died. I think it ran out of fuel. I don't know who built that thing, but adding the belly's shield was the best thing you could do, it has deflected 1/4 of all the bullets i've shot at it.

And don't worry, you won't need to cheese anything to destroy this boat because:
1- It has a single AI surrounded by ammo blocks.
2- It doesn't have repair bots.

The Fleurdelys from the CotE managed to drop a couple of shots on it.

>>144644319
>Make all the weapon systems nice and complete
That's what he's doing. He's adding stuff to weapons to make them complete.

And he also has to deal with complaints that the game is too laggy in battles, because of how many shots are in the air

>>144638091
Yes, but this way it'll be easier.

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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=210294043

New on besiege, what are some must-have mods?
How does one makes tank treads?

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The finished Avalanche tank guts a kalmar in a single pass. It's rams are devastating but the ai is usually dead before it gets there.

>>144646002
Let's repeatedly buff the already overpowered xboxhueg cheese ships and nerf the fuck out of smaller builds
Let's make a fucking annoying, nonsensical "effective range" bullshit for projectiles that nerfs small calibre and buffs large calibre, so long range artillery cheese is even more viable
Let's divide all the already fucking weak character stats modifiers by 3 and replace half of them completely, as well as adding "luck" which does basically fucking nothing.

What the fuck happened, Nick?

>>144650106
Nice.

Have you checked out >>144646686 ?

>>144649294
>because of how many shots are in the air
How exactly does lower muzzle velocity stop this?

>>144650192
I honestly think he just listens to the few hardcore forumers that frequently post on his site. But a little too much and it's really pushing FtD away from being a fun build n destroy sandbox to something just needlessly complex and slow.

>>144650192
Oh, and let's add an extremely simplistic and efficient long range weapon that bypasses all armor and shields and basically makes all other weapons moot.

Furthermore, let's not try to add to the game engine, let's not complete all the feature's we've added so far in favor of "balancing", let's make an entirely separate world based around smaller, more modular ships instead of fixing the original (and let's also add fifty fucking "balance" fixes that make battles with these modular ship battles take so long they make the Emperor get off his Sherman Williams porta-potty and slap you in the face) and let's make CRAM have even slower projectiles, so they can shoot basically fucking nothing.

I haven't bothered with actual battles for so long, but it just keeps getting worse.

Blatantly stole bomber. I think whoever made it said feel free to use it, and I thought it looked good. I can take it out if the creator wants.
>>144648474
Does the Fleurdelys have weapons? I could have swore I made it just a mothership.
>>144647832
Noted. Should we raise the speed caps?
>>144650279
Checking it now.

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On another note, I made this hovertank. Which faction would it most fit in for /egg/heim? Space robotos or Nippons? It fits well into the "armored car" category with around 680 blocks and a 35~m/s speed.

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>>144651384

>>144651384
>Does the Fleurdelys have weapons? I could have swore I made it just a mothership.
Yes, it's a mothership, but the other things it spawns managed to break a couple of blocks, given it's block count i'd say it's a feat.
>Noted. Should we raise the speed caps?
I'd leave them like we have for now

>>144651730
Spess robots, looks really hi-tech

>>144651384
>Should we raise the speed caps?
I'd say to lift the boat speed caps, since maneuvering in a 2d plane already makes them easier to hit than a flying craft with the same speed, keep the caps for subs, and add 40m/s to each of the listed flight speeds except spacecraft.

>>144651954
Do we even have a proper style for Nippon, though? Isn't it fairly high tech as well? Lasers, all that?

>>144651384
>>144652171
Actually, what's the space altitude on /egg/heim again? If it's really high, space craft could use a lower top speed.

>>144652324
4.5km

>>144652210
>Do we even have a proper style for Nippon, though? Isn't it fairly high tech as well? Lasers, all that?
I have no idea on that, sorry

>>144650380
>build and destroy sandbox
you have machinecuck for that, LET ME HAVE A REAL FUCKING GAME FOR ONCE.

>>144652475
>4.5km
Jesus, that's higher than I remembered. Yeah, anything going at even a half-decent speed is going to be almost immune to cannon fire at that distance, and missiles are going to have trouble reaching that far.

>>144652783
bullets can't reach there unless because they have drag now. While this allows us to do plunge fire, it limits the ground-orbit ballistic weaponary. Laser is still the way to go

>>144652776
You had a real game before. Now it's just dumb desu.

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Considering I couldn't use a proper PID for the hover balancing, this thing does fairly well in extremely mountainous environments. It suffers only minor damage when going up really steep slopes on the side. Being entirely powered by two small RTGs is a definite bonus.

Note: /egg/heim really needs a bigass motherfucking desert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kZZdp727ek

>>144654078
Ubloab it anon, i've wanted to make a proper hovertank for months and i can't manage to make it float right

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>people on robocraft forums telling me that planes are fine and are in fact one of the strongest robots in the game and I just dont know how to play them or build them properly and dont know what im talking about

>I can go into a match with flak, be the only guy with flak, and shit on every single flyer on the enemy team with hardly any effort

>aim in planes general direction and lead a few shots and completely cripple them in about 3-5 seconds

Planes are totally fine. I just dont know what im doing obviously. :^)

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>>144654836
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698772435
Completely uncolored, I don't know how them space robutts look.

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>>144652210
Yes it is fast and high tech, folded a thousand times over. Expensive vehicles, gas guzzling, all performance, somewhat fragile. Hard hitting.
>>144651954
Cool. Designer or campaign?
One vote to stay the same.
>>144652171
One to abolish boat speeds and raise in atmosphere flyer speeds by a flat 40 in all categories.
>>144652324
One to nerf space ships. Though I mean is that not the whole advantage. The real reason the ceiling isn't higher is because I feared it would be too much of a strain on people's computers to be enjoyable. That's right, I casualized it for plebputers.

Same for not expanding the board.

Do you guys want me to try expanding the board...?

2 to one its seems like more people want some change but I'll leave the vote open a little longer.

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>>144646686
>NSA (Not Spying Agency)
>not National Sunflower Association

>>144655601
Color it with solid stripes with tiny accents or in add in geometric shapes. For automobots its Red yellow white Purple for primary secondary trim detail. Maybe mostly red with yellow stripes and white accents with purple on the cannon barrel? But paint it in fleet colors. I wish it was per 1m painting instead of per block. We could have cooler designs in our boats. Just paint it in fleet colors and don't worry about the rest or if it looks like shit.

>>144657142
I wager all the designs should be painted all at once when there's enough of them to warrant a mass re-do.

>>144656454
Maybe making it a little bigger would allow for more ground combat scenarios with more diverse factions
>>144656683
>not National Sunflower Association
If it was a CotE vehicle i'd agree with you, but since it's for the Sky joos...

Not all APS shells and CRAM shells to explode and die. Some to just ignore their lack of health and carry on. For example CRAM without HE/EMP/FRAG will not care about being health-depleated by LAMS.

2) Missiles to have variable health based on size

3) APS shell modules to affect the damage resistance of the shell to lams

4) Missiles to have variable detectability based on thrust output. A super equation needs to be formed to govern all projectile types to derive detection range

>>144658908
Oh boy, more retarded, meaningless balancing instead of, y'know, actually improving the game.

>>144659165
Well, go and suggest your improvements, I guess.

>>144660658
And be swept back by a tidal wave of meme-spouting normies.
Yeah, sure.

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Whats best to propel a large shipou?
Propellers, heli blades, jet engines?

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>>144663094
>Propellers, heli blades, jet engines?
Yes

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>>144663275
All of them?
If you say so anon

>>144663094
>You will die before domestics cat girl slaves are a thing
Why even live

>>144661565
Send a telepathic message then. Or wait until maybe they go back here

>>144663397
>>You will die
Why even live

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Sneak peak at the avalanche. I've been fiddling with the missions...

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>>144663094
>>144663094


>All that ninja soft-blueballing bullshit out of nip land

>No Kanokon levels of fucking soft-core porn ship girl games.


I swear it's like some unknown force in my life sucks all joy I derive from it.

Games and general nerdom are my last bastions.

>>144668387
Looks great, does it have a weakpoint?

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>>144667805
Needs more turbochargers.

>>144663382
Post some screenshots when done.

>>144668524
The booty blows up and reveals the ai cores.
>>144657306
I'd rather things be painted and look like shit than be unpainted. We can modify the looks of things if we don't like them. And I thought it'd be nice to see each anon's take on the faction styles shine through.
>>144657509
It would, and I'd take advantage of that. I'm just worried about it messing up the terrains cause I'll have to place everything again.
>>144655601
You gotta submit it in a state that the AI can use it. I fixed it and painted it for you, but in the future, please try to have it ready in that manned. These vehicles are going to be piloted by the AI against the players, remember. That said, fucking nice work on this hovertank, I'm learning a few things from poking at it.

>>144655258
Are you talking about Rafyfou?

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>>144625746
>>144626742
Anyone who says Spengoes isn't shit is either disillusioned, has only recently started playing the game, or is paid by Keen.

Spengies great in concept but it's shit in practice, mostly due to performance. It could be so much better but Keen are a bunch of hacks that not only break significant mechanics weekly because they don't test shit, but seem to refuse fixing the parts of the game that need the most work.

Markle's vision of the game is too small for what they're trying to make it, and it's clear that his participation is limited. They dropped their first game to make Spengies, slit the team to make a third game before their second was in anyway complete or functional, and then they divided resources even further with GoodAI which is a joke all on its own.

>>144670605
>I'm just worried about it messing up the terrains cause I'll have to place everything again.
Well, you can always make /egg/heim XXL just in case...

on FtD do wheels need engine power?

>>144672361
Yes, they need electrical power, you can generate it either by using fuel engines, RTG or make another unit share it's batteries with it

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>>144672027
As broken and buggy as multiplayer is, playing on a local server with low population isn't too bad, but still janky as shit
>Two weeks of struggling to get off earth, falling though the world, CLANG and netcode eating miners
>Skip ahead to where we have a large ship in deep space
>Pirate a private sail
>Idiot friend rips off the nose thruster
>Guides my blind ass back to our main ship we disabled 3rd person for fun
>He tells me to stop, obviously I don't because we're missing the thruster
>It's too late, he told me to stop when I'm already about to impact
>The private sail phases straight through our capital and stops inside of it
>Take a small ship with a landing gear to pull it outside
>Suddenly the private sail and the small ship are in some sort of quantum entangled bullshit , disconnected, but in two locations at once
>We just abandon this artifact of CLANG and move on

>>144672027
I wont say its shit, ill say its not finnished.
Its an early acess if you forgot.
When the game is completed, will be another story.

Ok so I am going to be frank.

I made an /egg/heim multiplayer mission. I am doing some tweaking now. It is ideal to play with 3-5 people but can be played with 2 or 6+.

I remember only like regions can play together so I need some people to help test it. So who can play together, is willing to try.

US here.

>>144675241
US here, when were you thinking of doing it?

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>>144675131
forgot the pic to measure the situation.
Half as you
>>144672027

>>144675514
Now?

>>144675241
>I remember only like regions can play together so I need some people to help test it.
I think the issue was that i was using devtest,,,

>>144675661
>Now?
EU here, wait for me :^3

>>144675746
It's up. I am on dev branch. .1955

>>144675870
.19558 Here

>>144675661
Sure. Do we have a steam group for this shit?

>>144675870
Gimme a sec to get devtest downloaded.

>>144675931
>Do we have a steam group for this shit?
Nope, feel free to create it if you want

>captcha: select drinks
>bleach is a drink now :^·

>>144675915
I am verify my game cache but it says on steam im on the dev branch. How do i get that 8 yo.

>>144676241
No idea, it downloaded the last version half an hour ago

>>144675870
What's the name?
How do I chat in MP, or is there no chat function?

>>144676409
press enter to chat

There's some guy named Aarkainum hosting, but i don't think it's somebody from here

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>>144670408
Will do anon

>>144676409
CLANG be praised. I may have to release the latest version of eggheim for you guys to play this

>>144676609
Speaking of releasing things, i have a design for a "Fishing with explosives" ship that has been reconverted into a fighting vessel

Join up boyos. Server name is CLANG be praised
>>144676750
sounds good for the Arkay.

If I subscribe to a Ftd creation in the workshop where it'll go? How do I spawn it in the designer?

>>144676872
>main menu
>workshop tab
>vehicle workshop
>download it

>>144676870
>Join up boyos. Server name is CLANG be praised
I wish i could downgrade to enter

>>144676872
It should be inside a folder when you try to load a design in the designer

>>144676870
How do I get the planet working? I've subcribed on the workshop. It says no planet when I try to join.

>>144676870
>>144677095
Got the planet working, but the game's no longer showing up in the multiplayer menu. Did y'all start already?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=670164448
Well here's the latest release of eggheim. I'm gonna be busy soon, so I closed the server. Why don't you guys see if you can figure it out.

>>144677432
I'll throw it up one last time, I guess. See if you can see it.

Gonna guess you can't see it anon?

>>144677701
>>144678234
I can see it, but it says planet version is out of date. I literally just redownloaded the planet file.

>>144678396
wat

>>144678396
I just reset everything try again

>>144678758
>>144678396
Like download eggheim again and stuff. Do it from planet workshop ingame. I think you do it through install subscriptions.

>>144679073
Deleted and redownloaded /egg/heim. No games running it are showing up in the multiplayer lobby.

>>144675131
>it's an alpha
Anon when did you start? The routine has been the exact same since well before planets. It was acceptable in the earlier days when there were very few features and everyone's thoughts were "I hope we get multiplayer." They would break literally everything, but they'd typically fix or change something decently in doing so.

Then they stopped focusing on significant problems to focus on planets. Planets came out and it was pretty cool, but they never went back to fixing glaring issues, just saying they fixed it without really doing much. We started getting features we don't need yet like tool tiers, or exploding dogs. Their solution to grids desyncing is to make them stationary to each other, and even that doesn't always work. Their solution to NPC ships spawning inside planets was to disable them. They don't fix problems, they just lampshade them or try to sweep them under the rug, and that's precisely what shits the game up.

>>144679417
How about now, sorry?

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>>144679527

>>144679658
yikes.
How about now?

>>144679864
Same thing. I'll try hosting, name will be Hippyland, password will be egg.
I won't be able to actually host a game on this toaster, but it'll at least let us know if the problem is one-way or two-way.

>>144680140
Its telling me the same thing but yours is pink for me.

>>144680286
Strange. You're sure the version on the workshop is fully up to date and you're using that version?

>>144680426
Yeah when I told you I reset everything I reuploaded it to the workshop

>>144680681
Freaky.

>>144679456
>when did you started
Pirated the same day as /v/ knew about it and start to make giant dicks witht the little blocks they had, before rotoros or anyting, but didnt buy it since a year ago.
I think this will be another Todd style of game.
>mods will fix it.
And the funny thing is they did, some if not most of the fixes (including the npc ships and planets) were done by the "comunity"

Look. i waited 11 YEARS, for thief: deadly shadows to be the game it should be, because of the 1st xbox, the game got chopped and downgraded hard, and now, after all this years, its still not 100% done.
They merged maps (loadingu zones), fixed unreal engine related issues, and put the game in the real difficulty (no 3rd person and no supervision or any kind of help, AI better done) wich let people who enjoy stealth, have a better challenge, and stop fighting with the game just to play it.

So, i wouldnt mind wait like 2 or 3 years to be totally fixed and done to make whatever i want without any fear of clang of whatever.

As far as i heard, marek is some kind of dictator, who says what do and what not despite people having good ideas, so the state of the game is really his fault.
If he cant, the willpower of people will mod his game to be as we wanted, or just move to another similar game like empyrion,.

I dont have problems playing it now as it is, knowing how is been made and how much time it could take.

I dont have the attention span ov /v/...

Just played Robocraft for the first time in months. Holy FUCK this game is a joke now. What a pile of fucking shit.

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>>144679456
>exploding dogs
>they blow up when they can't reach you in a straight line
It will never not be funny how fucking badly they handled that

>>144680751
Try testing it with some other anons or friends please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPydRKuhuEk

>>144682741
So bad that they had to remove it.
Now they dont explode, but try to find a way and try and try and try, so you their steps as they jump into the mountains while you are doing your shit.
I keep spiders and shit, but i alllways disable the god dam dogs. Also

>kill a spider
>it has 120 steel plates in it
This is like the early ages of RPG drops holy shit.

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>>144684976
>mfw

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Sup /egg/men, can someone give me an abridged recap of the recent updates? I took a sabbatical around the same time particle cannons showed up in experimental.

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can milo be our queen?

>>144687570
does he savor the salty secretions of maids?

is he really a she?

>>144687859
I'm not sure what you are asking. Milo has no need for wenches.

Screwed around in Avorion for a little bit, I see a lot of potential. If they can work faster and get more content out than Starmade wonderful. Already seems more polished(and it's got music and actual sound effects already.)

Just need them to add missiles so I can make a dedicated long range destroyer.

>>144688367
There are way more weapon types to be in the early access version, I'm sure there were missile launchers.

>>144688565
Yea, I've looked at their planned features list and I saw it on there. Just gotta wait...and wait...I hate waiting.

>>144688880
early access august

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>>144651384
ah, that bomber is mine. it was also the first torp bomber i ever built
>>144647832
good thing it wasn't my original specs which had it going at 90 m/s, it probably would've been a bigger hassle to kill

>Accidentally close hangar doors on brand new ship
FUCK.

>>144689116
>2 months away.

I could die in that time frame famu

>>144688367
Isn't Avorion less about having to construct ships in such a way that they work well and more about lumping stuff together in an aesthetically pleasing way?

>>144690738
other than ftd, every shipbuilding game has been that

>>144690738
You can do whatever you want senpai

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bumping with neat short film for you /egg/heads
https://vimeo.com/67768281

>>144691551
And the second vid in the Dead Hand series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiuVInSnTZs

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>>144691551
what a strange looking blane

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>>144691798
RIP
you were odd looking but still cool

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>haven't sorted image dump folder in over 2 years

maybe if i put if off for long enough google will be able to sort out the porn

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>>144691551
>>144691798
RIP in pips

>>144686048
Pls reply.

>>144681340
The fact that people have to mod it to fix it is a sure sign of a shit game though. Marek, up until several months ago, seemed to have little-to-no involvement in the game, and it stagnated as problems compounded and never got fixed.

He showed up for us to see his disappointment in how it ran, how the physics shit themselves constantly, how it takes forever to load, etc, and you know what we got in return?

Scratched up fucking windows because he wouldn't stop trying to run through them.

It's fun, yes, and it's a great autism, but still, to hold it as anything other than shit is ridiculous.

It's shit with huge potential in the hands of a competent devteam.

>>144696495
The problem with a good idea is that in order to make it into a good game you either need to be able to convince a company with deep pockets that it will sell so they give you the resources to make it well or you have to be pretty much a solo dev willing to put his life into making the game perfect while never compromising your vision in a significant way

>>144696778
There's also taking action in response to a multitude of people all telling you about the same important feature needing desperate attention rather than letting your forum moderators and yesmen spouting "It's a beta," "Why don't you make a game," and "KEEN IS DEVELOPING A UNIVERSE."

I'm not asking for perfect, I'm not asking for AAA material, I'm asking for them to prioritize better, and that's clearly not ever going to happen.

>>144696495
i was about to say this
>>144696778
But he beated me.
The biggest challenge is to convince those living fosiles (inverstors) to put money into something that is... uncertain for them.


They will allways chose the most secure path because they want the maximum profits from it.
So, they will cheap out everything to its limits, even the playability of the game it self (see modern AAA games being as broken as spengos in his bitch mode, and users being betatesters)
Its a business, and the worst of all, because there is no quality control, journos were some kind of jugde, but that died really fast, and even in the win95 era, magazines and stuff were pure shills, i remember that from the first carmageddon compared to similar games.
Carma 1 had the best physics for its time, only beated by its sequel, but magazines were concerned about killing people (that pregnant mith, there was no pregnant woman in carma1), so they reviewed the UK zombie version to later say that the game was not good because it didnt had weapons like twisted metal or vigilante 8 and the timer is too fast (they were very bad at playing it).
Carma 2 (1998) was treated the same way, and that game had a physics engine that only got surpased by colin mcrae dirt in 2007, and still no one gave a fuck about that, they just said, oh... now it has missions, the game is now worse.
So there is no actual quality control, wich is why games are as shit as they are, and also why this corruption in journalism was twisted into GG.

>>144697517
"It's a beta," "Why don't you make a game,"

These two phrases man...It's like people don't get it. Some people may have talent but if that shit is wasted on bs no one wants what good is it?

>>144697874
The problem here is that with Early Access, the players are supposed to be your investors, but once you have their money you really have no incentive to keep them pleased. If you can keep them occupied for a couple hours there is nothing they can do.
Cradle is a great example, it gets you hooked into the story and the scenery and the few lite puzzles it has, and then it shits over everything with a hamfisted, repetitive platformer, and barely explains anything about the underlying story and leaving you with more questions, but by the time you realize the rest of the game is garbage it's too late to refund and you're left with a bad taste in your mouth.

Now I certainly got my $20 out of Spengies, I won't ask for that back on principle, but knowing about the game and the devs what I do now, I wouldn't spend that for it today, nor would I recommend anyone else spend that for it.

>>144697937
It's not even about being able to make a better game than them. It's seeing a group of people with the desire and resources to make something, giving feedback on what needs to be fixed because it's dickered, and getting not only ignored, but getting more broken things next week.

WARBROS #43

>>144701198
Got mine in the space cuts for like twenty something dollars, and its the reasong i bought it, i was been pirating it before, and back then i even had multiple installs because i knew something could go wrong (because both its a pirated game and its spengies) and just decide to not play the lastest version, now with this legit im fucked because i cant have multiple installs or avoid an update.

I allways send people to the steam underground forums wich had almost the last update all weeks, so he can pirate it, test it for days if needed, and then decide, 2 hours isnt too much for this games, but for some indie retro platforming bullshit, you could beat the game twice maybe.

Ded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5cvEPu_e0

machine uprising when

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>>144707212
now

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>Hitler’s broadcasting of the 1936 Olympics will be the first thing the ayyliums see
>they will find earth by locating the source of the signal
>they will come here expecting to see a master race capable of interstellar travel
>they will see a regressed civilisation ruled by islam and go home disappointed

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>>144707335
His look allways gets me.

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>>144708742

>>144708743
that fucking qt

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>>144709472
looks like him.

>>144709595
too old

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>>144709852
here?
or younger???

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>>144710364
>>144709595
they both look too russian/german

i bet they don't even have much of an ass

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>>144711637
well, he is from finland, mika hakkinen, ex F1 driver.

And i cant find pictures of his ass sadly.

>>144712084
looks supreme as fuark in that photo

>>144712084
He looks like a bitter milo

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Qt as fuck

>>144713203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h8Z-L0JjkI
hnnnnnngggggggggg

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>want to play some low tier robocraft battles using small vehicles because I want to have fun

>people can bring the huge one hit KO weapons into the low tiers with all the new players and small robots
>missiles, flak, megaplasma, megasmgs, shotguns, just tearing people apart in 1-2 hits

GG Freejam.

>>144715352
Don't worry, Mark has it all planned out.

He's going to link energy pool size and recharge rate to CPU usage which will do absolutely nothing.

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>>144716084

>mark
>doing anything good for the game
>ever

>>144696250
Well, nucannon shells have drag now, that limits the range of smaller ones.
Nucannons can now shoot missiles, that have different hp depending on size.
Lams can now shoot big nucannon and cram shells
Nucannons got an innacurate shell that hits the shield projector with emp when it hits the shield surface.
Inertial fuses explode frags on the other side of the shield
Recoil will add inaccuracy during rapid fire.
There's Land AI
Lasers got new blocks.
Missiles and shells now have different visibility to detectors.
LoD and other optimizations are in.

So, yesterday i made this http://steamcommunity.com/groups/eggheim

And literally 10 seconds after i created it, my wifi CLANGed itself until now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X868cMIElYM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR76HEZvWxc

>>144720916
Still can't get .19558

>>144720916
Awesome, thanks.
What's the upper limit on 'smaller' nucannons regarding drag? Are we talking the 18-30mm needle railguns or even bigger stuff like 80-120mm?

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>>144722870
No idea, i'm using the devtest branch, but i get newer versions than everybody else...

>>144722908
4 block 18mms have less than 400m range. 250mms have about 7km.

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>mfw seeing the FtD modding UI

Please tell me there's another way to mod the game, I'd rather kill myself than make anything in this shit.

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Any books related to /egg/ that I should read?

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>>144730454
Weir's The Martian is pretty /egg/

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>>144730454
not sure if /egg/ but the hyperion cantos is pretty good

>>144707335
Star trek teaches us if you can't beat a puzzle, cheat.

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>>144731824

>>144675131
>it's not finished
In it's current form, it's not good, and the long-standing trend is that it'll not get better.
muh alpha is the weakest excuse for incompetence.

>>144696495
>muh potential
Means nothing. Red Alert 2 could have been a geopolitical simulator, for all that matters.

>>144734938
>only the third from the top row is arranged with any sort of pattern

AAAAAAAAAA

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one day there will be a good vehicle building game

what happened to that planet nomads or whatever it was called?

dont forget to register to vote

fuck the eu

>>144735669
>fuck the eu
get out ree, vote in

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>>144735785
fuck off muhammed amal hussein mohammed singh khan

>>144735785
Get the fuck out of my board, you welfare leech

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>Tfw you're yuropoor and can't vote Trump

>>144701198
>>144701479
Same as you peeps. Always pirated the game and only bought it because I found my old stash of tf2hats in a old account and that got me 20 dolarinos.

>>144735785
Mr mayor, try to behave, kuffars are watching.

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>>144735785
>>144736182
>>144736278
>>144737335
What do I actually vote for lads, In or out

>>144738120
Out
unless you want to see Serbs riding tanks on your streets during Great Kebab Reconquista

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>>144738120
out you retard

>>144738120
In -> Mudslims go in
Out -> Mudslims go out

It's as simple as that m80

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>>144738218
>>144738343
>>144738451
Alright guess I'm voting out if the brothers of the /egg/ say so

>>144739120
>needing to be told to vote against the german caliphate

pls anon

/egg/ - European Games General

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>>144739573
>european games
Simulators have their own general I think.

>>144733718
And pay 60 dollars for unfinished shit like fallout 4, or paying like 120 dollars in the end after all the DLC bullshit to play a booring shooter like battlefront its a good current form?
At least the Muh alfa say to its users that it wont be even stable sometimes.
Can you say the same for the rest of those games? they are "full" to them
>muh novidya ready drivers because they fuck up something very bad
>mods will fix it
>anon are you poor?
>crashes or glitches even on consoles in their most beloved exclusives
Holy shit even IGN is saying that the lastest mirrorst edge is... dissapoiting.

Have you forgotten that this is just business and they will suck your blood if they can?

>>144740224
>not buying into kikestarter games means you're giving full price for triple-shit
You seem to forget that any business can only draw so much blood as you allow.

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Homeworld Remastered formations patch just went live

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>>144741946
Wait to pay 20 dollars and not whaver they want was for a reason.
Like in businees, this lack of competition dosent help also.

Retars with money are everywhere, look a the people who put more than 50 dollars into mighy number 9.
seems like they never gonna see the money, or the game, some backed with 25k.

>>144742505

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engineering games with thick thighs plz

>>144744453
Why must you make me aroused?

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Sure it feels like we are reaching aphelion in here

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>>144744838

>>144744838
/kspg/ get out

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>>144745314
>he doesn't like small benises

For the record, the previous picture was my cat
This one isn't
>>144745442
no

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>>144745691

>>144746013
You want more?

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welp it's summer on 4chan again

time to hide in my cave and stack digital blocks alone

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>>144746209

>>144746321
ok

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Post freighter.

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>>144746390
This one is mine, its a she.

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>cats

https://youtu.be/IECBj8v60Wk?t=6m5s

>cats
>not giant spider robots

>>144746967
>not being sexually attracted to cats

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I'm not sure if i'll leave this bote like this or i'll make a cheap sanik driller

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>>144749651
anything with a pulse > cats

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>>144750681
>Not liking corpses
>Not wanting a zombie apocalipse to go out having fun

>>144750681
Cats are best animal, best pet, and best lover
You shut your whore mouth

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>>144750973
>>144750973
>bet pet
>best animal
Keks /kspg/get out and stop being retarded.

>>144750681
Do slimes have a pulse?

>>144751497
Dogs are just dumber, more obedient, and less fluffy cats