/csgog/ - Counter Strike Global Offensive

>>144575149
why did the other thread get deleted?

>>144575628
it triggered the jani

>>144575685
i don't get it
why is the jani deleting perfectly fine threads?

we can use whatever fucking image we want for the op

is it really that difficult for you guys not shitpost? just put a csgo related image in the op and be done with it.

also, new thread since this one is going to be deleted anyways: >>144575696

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>>144577031
how about no?
most generals just put whatever in the op or a meme

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>>144577223
except most dont, you dumb memer.

>>144577789
no thread wars. idiot.

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lose
repost

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>>144577789
>>144578347

>>144578595
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>144578384
>lolihategays
get out desu

https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/738785233122779137

How will pretty boy seized do in jail?

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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069057175/

add for p ugs

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Scot and a Croat looking for LE-SMFC players in EU to play and meme with. Mic preferred.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/

What happened to the old thread

>>144579834
anime haters nuked it

anime was a mistake

>Santorini
>I ded, teammates killed last guy but bomb was planted
>"its planted on the other side of the box"
>Teammate still looking on wrong side
>another teammate comes over, continues looking for it on wrong side
I flip my shit
>"YOU FUCKING IDIOTs ITS ON THE OTHER SIDE"
>they finnaly get it
>Not kit or time
How to get out of silver?

>>144580891
Stop playing Santorini

>>144581043
Would but missions for XP, assumed decent people would be playing
>>144581102
Am already good, topfrag almost every match, and im usuallly nice.

>>144581307
>missions for XP
So it's not comp then, who care...
unless you're doing blitz missions like a retard

>>144581440
It was comp. Blitz.
Im not too bad on santorini so i just said fuck it
>>144581406
I lost it after that bullshittery. Im usually pretty chill.

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>>144579585
>LE-SMFC

nevermind then

When Valve brings back Inferno, what map will get the boot?

>>144583639
cbble or train

>>144583710
They both has had makeovers though?

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i found the answer to ranking up

step 1 find smurf
step 2 ask smurf to queue together
step 3 profit

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how do I get the avatars at the top of my screen by the timer to be horizontal rather than stacked on top of eachother?

reminder that my tiger tooth flip knife™ is for sale

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>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*

>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>>144585981
I'm silver 4 trying to get out atm. I'm severely underranked averaging a 2.7KDR. I just can't get out because of terribad solo queue teams

>>144584808
no the best way to rank up is to play with higher ranked people

holy fuck i need a rr

>>144583639
where is inferno? Bring Season in.

>>144587643
CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP starts playing

Anyone know any War 3 or superhero mod servers?

https://steamcommunity.com/id/koosta

Koosta made his profile private + removed name + removed liquid pic

>>144594083
SUICIDE WATCH

>tfw will never have a group of friends you chat with in TS who make wacky plays that make the whole team laugh, while they're all still very skilled and talented
it hurts, /csgog/

>>144594083
kinda feel bad for him
victim of the na hype machine

>>144594083
why

>play on smurf
>the only skine I miss is my knife

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Can i havr some nice counter strike memes dudes?

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>>144597897

>eagle on smurf
>playing for fun w/o mic with really gud friend
>trs are recking us with p90s on dust 2
>manage to 7x8
>3 guys on team decide to go full p90
>16x8

>>144598735
p90 is effective weapon against people who don't know how to counter play smg spam

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>Replying to shitskin/spics
>acknowledging underage shitskins
Do you part and keep /csgog/ free from shitskinlets. Report and ignore all underage shitskin posts

>>144599205
how do i counter play smg spam?

>>144600549
lrn2aim

>>144600549
play at a distance, hold angles from medium-long ranges and wait for pushes

take control of areas of the map that use wide open spaces e.g. long on dust2

push with teammates and get trades, a p90 can't kill two people instant/near instantly like an awp or ak spray can

im about to dm. i need some tunes boys.
no weeb shit

>>144604648
post-ironic gangster rap and jcore

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>on one of the TOP NA teams rn
>1.05 HLTV rating
>19 and already left humanity behind

What's your excuse /csgog/?

>>144604967
no he's not post-ironic, he's too literal

>>144605262
*sigh* i've listened to that already.
whatever happen to that anon that would post random k-pop? i miss him :(

>>144606068
kinda

>>144588159
add me
id/animeaboveall

>>144607623
o-oh right
can still play on your account for now :3

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>mg1
>one person with no mic
>one kid keeps trying to no scope
>spray and crosshair placement is every fucking where
>carrying the entire game
>still lose

Death to America

>>144607735
>_<

>>144607771
NA CS is a meme just move to Europe already

>>144607771
>>144608849
europe is worse

>>144608849
could be worse could be aus cs

>>144608915
>brazil
:^)

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>>144608915
>move to a 3rd world country
lmaoing at you're life

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>>144611708
>3rd world country
So are you implying Europe is a third world "country" or do you honestly not understand what the word third country means? I wouldn't judge you I know monkeys lack education.

>>144611943
are you retarded?

>>144611943
europe will soon be a third country tho

>>144612396
>will soon

>>144612497
i was being generous

Who will be in next eleague group?

why is /csgog/ full of animefaggots?

>>144614761
i dunno man
i think i'm the only non-animemer here

>>144594083
>\_

waving goodbye? retirement?

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>>144598430

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is there anyone is the cs scene with a better smile than hiko's?

>>144616147
ur mum rofl Cx

hey guys it's me im back

>>144617893
who care...

>>144618254
I do

HISSSSSSSSSS

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>>144617669
omg...thank you

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im an idiot. tell me who to bet on so i can get a knife :>

>>144621574
No one

>>144621574
escape

>>144621771
are you 100% sure that's a good idea? im very poor cant afford losses.

>>144621715
how am i suppose to get a knife if a i dont bet????

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>>144621931
Buy one?

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>>144621931
i forgot. pic related; my poverty.

>>144621981
i dont wanna put that much money into this game.

>>144621931
>im very poor cant afford losses
Then don't bet, idiot.

>>144622191
anon pls. i cant handle insults right now in my time of need. i just need advice so i can be a happier person :c

>>144622310
Alright, if you really can't afford to lose anything, wait for t1-t2 matches. These t3 teams can literally do anything, to the point where it's not even worth betting on overdogs.

You have to learn when to just fucking wait and not bet on anything. None of these matches are set in stone. I'd drop a shit skin on penta in penta vs orbit because dem odds, but if you dont' want to risk it then whatever.

number one pro tip for gambling
don't bet what you can't afford to lose

>>144579585
I'm supreme, what's yours

>>144623213
shit advice

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anime is numer 1

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>tfw it's hot and i can't play well
>feel like shit
suffering

>>144624692
>27c
>hot
m8 do you even australia?

>>144624692
don't you have a #1 fan to cool you

>>144624809
i live in the mountains, an average summer is 20 C

>>144624692
Temperature dropped 10 degrees from 25 °C. Life is good.

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>C

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>F

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-koosta
-Hiko

+s1mple
+Stewie2k

easy top 5

>>144625529
>SewageNoK

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo listen to me laugh

>>144625529
keep believing, that's what keeps the skins flowing

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>>144625597
i hear it

>http://www.freedom2measure.org/
>americans
ha ha holy shit

>>144626116
>Web Page Design ©2001

nice

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>be me
>1v4
>kill 3 guys
>get killed by 4th guy
>'boosted noob fucking silver'
>mfw

>>144626116
>http://www.desudesu.co.uk
>brits
omg wtf

>>144626787
I would have said nice try cutiepie!

>>144627214
dumb enabler

>>144627491
d-dumb bully

>>144627642
haha nice comeback you autist.
sike

>>144627028
>uk has cute anime grils
>usa has retarded measurement systems
pottery

>>144629309
gee wonder which country is more shit...

>5v5
>two enemies get votekicked
>one gets kicked for teamkilling, the other one disconnects
>brave last guy plays three more rounds before surrendering
lel

>>144632364
ok

>>144631179
You got almost 0 elo from that game and he added some salt to your wound by not surrendering right of the bat. What a madman. :D

>>144633164
>caring about how much elo you get
>not permanently being global
ha ha
what a shitter

>>144633642
>caring about how much elo you get
>not permanently being global

These two aren't even connected. Getting to GE doesn't mean your ELO suddenly stops going up.

our boy the ginger threat roca is streaming

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>shitpost
>dont get banned

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SWEDEN YES

>>144635427
god she's hot

I want zaaz to choke me and slap my cock as she fucks me violently with a 7" dildo

>>144636620
control yourself

>>144636620
>turkroack
>hot
neck yourself

>>144637514
>likes things I don't like
>kill yourself

>>144637770
>likes things no self-respecting human being should like
Yes, neck yourself.

>>144638061
No, I don't like it. I just felt like pointing out how much of underage you are.

Who else Secret 1 map here? I think people underestimate them. They could easily take some UK shitheads.

Mikes is a cutie :3

>>144639710
>>144639710
>>144639370
> ye jucy odds, check the setup i used >>14463839

Fixed, went full retard.

how do you make LEM+ friends?
i'm not entirely sure if i want to pay shekels for esea again
/r/recruitcs seems like an option but like 99% of the posts are GNs looking for teams lul

>Bet on Secret because odds
>found out that they're female
rip

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>>144640502
I am LEM!

>>144640502
srsly
https://www.reddit.com/r/RecruitCS/comments/4mt2wo/na_midwest_usa_silver_elite_looking_for_a_mentor/

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>You will never go shooting with your pro team

>>144640856
I mean like normal friends not the kind of friends that post anime reaction images on /csgog/

>>144640856
ur a faggot

>CLG has Pita as 5th in Eleague and major
WEW LAD

>>144640964
not sure why you replied to me. I'm LEM and not sure where to find people of a similar level of skill to play with. I'm not looking to be tutored or to tutor.

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>>144640964
Aww. He is trying so hard.

>>144641279
I duno man I dont have friends

>>144641380
u

>>144641219
>autonoob

>>144641714
that's just a regular scar, not an mk 20 or whatever the auto is

>>144584808
>be boosted noob
>lose every match
>if not lose then you've got kicked
>forever shitter
Learn to play and get ranked up.

>>144612497

http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.454/sweden-to-become-a-third-world-country-by-2030-according-to-un.html

hue

>>144575149
>taking the Livestreamer link out of the OP to make room for irrelevant videos

Why don't threads like these get deleted?

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>>144625529
people are still hyping stewie2k oh my god

You people need to learn that no matter how much talent NA has, it's still gonna lag behind EU and BR.

n0thing is a fantastic player and so is Hiko, it's not a skill problem, it's more of a mentality and strategic problem. NA relies sorely on aim duels when most EU teams are MUCH more skilled and on top of that, execute strats very well.

GODSENT almost beat NiP due to their ambushes and executes when they don't have half the talent NiP has.

It annoys me so fucking much when people hype C9 or any NA team, it feels like fucking reddit. NA will never get a major, you can bet your ass if you want.

>>144645458
do you even know what "third world country" means?

also
>speisa.com

Is it possible to get Livestreamer to work with Dingshit? Because this site is unwatchable.

>>144645976
I can give you 5 other sources if you want.

Keep denying your immigrant problem, i'm sure socialism will make you prosper. Fucking cunt, go to the streets already instead of defending your piece of shit country/continent online.

http://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2014/April/Soviet-Sweden-Model-Nation-Sliding-to-Third-World

>>144646152
>speisa
>cbn
>relevant and credible
Go on, post your five other sources, I'm up for a laugh.

>Keep denying your immigrant problem, i'm sure socialism will make you prosper. Fucking cunt, go to the streets already instead of defending your piece of shit country/continent online.
Please, point out where I said mass immigration is good, or even just where I said I'm from Europe.

>>144640502
You add people on LEM+?
Wow that was hard.
It's not like LEM is even rare or means you're not total shit.

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>come home
>having a great day out
>check the orbit scores

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m0E is streaming btw.

>>144646507
What are your credible sources then? Cologne rapes and the absurd taxes and the rise of crime there are enough to sustain the argument that most european countries will be part of the 3rd world. Spain is very close.

I assumed you were from EU, this attitude of disproving facts ignoring the current situation is very characteristic of it's population, and will be the main cause of their extinction in the future.

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Do you think your rank is an accurate measure of your skill or do you think it's too low or even too high?

>>144646690
How did he lose so many viewers? Is that just from streaming Overwatch or did he say Hitler did nothing wrong or something?

>>144647630
not streaming frequently loses you viewers

https://twitter.com/jwCSGO/status/739883201078960128

>>144647616
I'm Global. I should be a pro player so yes the ranking system is wrong.

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>>144647616
I think it represents my rank pretty well, but not my teamate's or the enemy team's for the most part.

Valve should include at least 3 ranks between LE and SMFC. LE/LEM games are a gamble when it comes to skill and gamesense. You can find a complete retard or a good aimer in these ranks.

>>144647630
OW is awful to spectate. No team communication, streamer sitting quietly concentrating not even interacting with viewers occasionally bitching about game.

>>144647837
suh dude

>>144646782
again
>do you even know what "third world country" means?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World
>The term Third World arose during the Cold War to define countries that remained non-aligned with either NATO, or the Communist Bloc. The United States, Western European nations and their allies represented the First World, while the Soviet Union, China, Cuba, and their allies represented the Second World. This terminology provided a way of broadly categorizing the nations of the Earth into three groups based on social, political, cultural and economic divisions.
>it became a stereotype to refer to poor countries as "third world countries", yet the "Third World" term is also often taken to include newly industrialized countries like Brazil, Russia, India and China (see also: BRIC). Historically, some European countries were part of the non-aligned movement and a few were and are very prosperous, including Ireland, Austria, Sweden, Finland, and Switzerland.
>Over the last few decades since the fall of the Soviet Union and the end of the Cold War, the term Third World has been used interchangeably with the least developed countries, the Global South, and developing countries to describe poorer countries that have struggled to attain steady economic development, a term that often includes "Second World" countries like Laos. This usage, however, has become less preferred in recent years.

>>144647616
There needs to be ranks above global because I don't feel it accurately represents my skills being lumped in with most of the trash there.

>>144646782
Holy fuck dude you're embarrassing. It makes me happy people like you will never find a job or partner.

>>144648059

>I can't grasp multiple definitions and don't understand common sense

I should've said it's going to be a shithole ridden with poverty and crime, maybe you'd understand better. Sorry for trusting you with basic understanding.

>>144648059
im not that guy but if it calms your autism flare up, eu will be very similar to third world countries economically. better?

>>144648221
>projecting

>the brits got a hold of the script

ez tricked skines

rip cph awoos

>>144649782
Brit edit EU left

>tfw put 1 pound on tsm to win tomorrow

I sure hope they do well, I get 100 pounds if they win

>>144648398
not really
for example, switzerland, finland and austria are third world countries, but they're very wealthy
and, coming back to the original point, sweden literally is a third world country :^)

>>144648263
anything with multiple definitions is badly defined, unless said multiple definitions are equivalent (in this case, they're not)
>misuses a well-defined term
>hurrrr why didn't you understand what i meant, it was so obvious

>>144651032
silly anon, you bet with currency, not with weight

>>144651343
those are outliers and you know it

Can someone link the stream thats top for csgo on twitch now, it didnt update for me or anything and its fucking annoying, stupid shitty site
Or atleast, if theres a site where i can see active live games and stuff like you can for dota for example, i would like that link.. This is just utter shit

>>144652150
/odeag

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HER NAME IS NOELLE
I HAVE A DREAM ABOUT HER
SHE RINGS MY BELL
I GOT GYM CLASS IN HALF AN HOUR
OH, HOW SHE ROCKS
IN KEDS AND TUBE SOCKS
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM
AND SHE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME

'CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
YEAH, I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH ME

HER BOYFRIEND'S A DICK
AND HE BRINGS A GUN TO SCHOOL
AND HE'D SIMPLY KICK
MY ASS IF HE KNEW THE TRUTH
HE LIVES ON MY BLOCK
AND HE DRIVES AN IROC
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM
AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME

'CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
YEAH, I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH ME

OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG, NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG, NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'

MAN, I FEEL LIKE MOLD
IT'S PROM NIGHT AND I AM LONELY
LO AND BEHOLD
SHE'S WALKING OVER TO ME
THIS MUST BE FAKE
MY LIP STARTS TO SHAKE
HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHO I AM?
AND WHY DOES SHE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME

I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN, BABY
COME WITH ME FRIDAY, DON'T SAY "MAYBE"
I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY, LIKE YOU

OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG, NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG, NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'

>>144651586
oh you

>>144585702
When you play comp they go horizontal, in casual its like that so it doesn't take up the whole top of the screen. Also thanks for actually posting something csgo related

>>144585702
if ya that autistic just turn off avas and have only the number

i also turn off clantag in killfeed

>>144603941
Lil dicky is what I listen to

>>144594083
\_ O U N G I N
O
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G
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p1mple is joining navi
jdm to liquid
get hype

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>>144635427

>>144655918
it took you 13 fucking hours, but im glad you replied.

What is this nvidia smoke glitch people on reddit talk about?

It's like fucking verboten to talk about it but people allude to it in comments even though it's like against the rules or they're moralfags and refuse to explain exactly what it is

How can I tweak my nvidia settings to see through smoke? I just got some bullshit hacker drop a 40bomb on me and I lost my supreme

>>144657981
>navi gets worse
>clg gets worse
>liquid is still shit
>olof still dead
>astralis playing with fucking gla1ve

rip all interesting teams. g2 to win it

so this question probably sounds retarded but since I am retarded w/e: how do I learn maps so I can play them competitive without being that one asshole who feeds relentlessly? I've learned dust2 and mirage because those are the only 2 maps that exist in the casual pool but the rest I have no idea how to learn.

>>144658356
You might as well just download wallhacks then, you probably won't get VAC banned for anything you pay for regardless. The threat of OW bans is the real issue, at least with a real wallhack you can turn it off.

>>144658456
Just play them in MM, rank means nothing.

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>>144658456
Play them in comp who cares man, seriously nobody cares about ranks. Boosters fucked it up again and its all welfare garbage

>>144660397
>implying ranks outside GE even mater

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>>144660813
>implying GE matters

>>144658760
I get what you're saying but people make comments like 'yeah this exploit has been around for 10 years since CSS' all while they never fucking explain how it works

Its really infuriating

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>>144658439
i guess that makes our boys a tier 1 team

>>144660862
>implying anything out of pro league matters

>>144661031
You got me there

uhh...TRICKED?!?!?!

http://www.hltv.org/news/17966-s1mple-returns-to-liquid-roster

tricked rofl

http://www.hltv.org/news/17966-s1mple-returns-to-liquid-roster

>>144661970
>>144662007
>[koosta]

>>144658439
there's always tyloo

>>144662007
G O D R E N

>>144661715
it's just part of the script, r-right!?

>almost livebet on alpha when they were down 8-0
rip

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>>144661715
orbit are never getting my skines again

https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/739923049777143808
rip

>>144662351
yeah dont worry ez tricked skines

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>>144662501
...cause we all know s1mple is a man of his word

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>>144662443
>betting

>>144662007
PEOPLE WONT STOP BULLYING ADREN. ;_;

>>144662443
sounds like you aren't either :^)

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>tricked choking
>orbit losing
it's been fun lads

how much can i get for a 2k13 faceit acc

>>144663860
surely you didn't bet enough on these tier 45 games to actually be very sad about a loss...

>>144664183
im very poor and very desperate anon :<

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bffRRR1y6dc


GOTARDS?????????????????????????

>orbit lost
>tricked might lose
bad feel desu

>>144666538
>combo bet on tricked and escape for a 3.95 odd
feelsgoodman

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Fuck today.

>>144669069
lmao btfo

Why do so many assholes play this game?

I have literally been kicked from 7 matches in a row, banned on my alt, cheated against, verbally harassed, and more in the past 24hrs.

Is it because you're all literal children or what?

>csgolounge, win tricked bet
>didn't get my skines
GOTARDS??????

>>144672837
you can play with my foreskine for a bit if it'll make you feel better

>>144626116
Sexist

The metric system has been almost wholly created and standardized by male scientists and bureaucrats. At the time, during which women were considerably less liberated than today, woman had virtually no say in the creation and, in many countries, the imposition of these units. Perhaps, if they had, the value of the practical units used in those tasks undertaken by woman at the time would have been recognized.

>>144673327
>americans

>>144669069
What website is this?

>>144672529
And it's not "sometimes", it's EVERY. FUCKING. GAME.

Why would you want to play with a bunch of assholes? I understand why you guys gamble instead of actually playing the game now.

>>144675895
Metric system is literally the patriarchy attempting to dismember a womyn's way of life by replacing natural easy to understand measurements into artificial mathematical arbitrary units with no basis in reality. I'm sure it makes sense to you men but it's deliberately designed to be more difficult for womyn to understand. I'm 300 pounds not 136.07 whatever kg shitlord

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>>144676493
fanobet. Why do people ask this daily?

>>144657981
>p1mple is joining navi
lol
>jdm to liquid
>https://www.jewbook.com/notes/team-liquid-pro/liquid-csgo-update-6-june-2016/1131684986875233
>we signed a rifler
lol

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GOTARDS??????

>>144678740
>bet pennies on favorite
idiot

>>144679195
that's not the point though

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swag
Skadoodle
DaZeD
n0thing
Hiko

>friendly reminder NA missed the one shot it had at the major
>friendly reminder this team would have dominated fnatic, nV, Astralis and Na'Vi

should we even root for team liquid when our guy isn't on there anymore?

>>144679885
yes it is

you dont get returns for doing that you stupid fuck

>>144680337
not the guy you're replying to, but
Yes, you do. It's usually a dozen 2 cent skins, but you do get returns.

Why is it when I shoot my scout down mid, I only have a 57% chance of getting a headshot even if I have perfect aim?

Isn't this supposed to be a skill-based esports game?

>>144680206
clown9 swagfags are delusional as fuck

>>144682034
rng disguised as skill

>>144682034
CSGO is skill based, but also based on RNG.

>>144682176
>>144682193
And people just accept this? I'm not baiting for responses, I've played csgo for a fairly long time but didn't realize how appalling accuracy across all guns were until just now.

Another example: shooting an AK from pit to long doors has a 5% chance of critical fail even on perfect aim.

This isn't even counting when your crosshair is at the edge and not perfectly on somebody's head, either.

>>144682469
game literally is mostly RNG at any skill level.

vault or mh????

>>144682927
mh

>>144682927
>>144682983
Vault will take at least 1 map. MH are completely garbage and just barely scrapped together 10 rounds last time and that was starting CT side Train. They got 4 rounds on Cache vs Vault.

>>144683174
think im gonna go with vault
they played like a month and a half ago and vault won 2-0
then they played them again a few weeks ago and won 2-1
also mh wont have rob wiz and he top fragged for mh in both those series

>>144683174
after orbit losing like they did, i dont think stats really mean much at this tier

>>144682469
use the superior SG

>>144682614
go 1v1 neo gtr kennys olof guardian apex etc etc, then tell me this game is all RNG.


Yes, I agree RNG is bad. However CSGO still has the highest skill celling of any modern shooter.

>>144683834
that still has rng, you ironic shitposter.

>>144683852
>go 1v1 neo gtr kennys olof guardian apex etc etc, then tell me this game is all RNG.
HEY RETARD
I SAID AT ANY SKILL LEVEL

>>144683852
higher than arma 3?? i dont think so...

>>144677181
does fanobet not accept players from the USA? i live in chicago and every time i go on there and try to log onto steam it gives me a message saying i cant bet due to usa uiega laws

Does Osu make you better at CS?

>>144684516
if you play osu you're a little TOO autistic for cs. in other words, you dont have the genetics buddy.

>>144684446
No they don't, but you can get around that by using VPN.

>>144684516
I'm pretty sure JW or someone said it does.

I use to use it. I got a perfect on Rockefeller street and then I got global. Ask me anything rebbit

>>144684941
why do you lie on a garbage forum that nobody cares about?

>>144685450
to hide my lack of self worth

>>144622029
buy 1 case. buy 1 key. get knife.

>>144685561
dont say that

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>>144686078
ok i wont

have a seth

>>144686542
thanks i feel better.
do you feel better?

>>144686625
yes i do

>>144686803
im glad :)

someone buy my knife

>[extended slurping bong hit]
>[millennial white boy spoiled rotten high school student voice engages]
>YO (You) FUCKIN SCRUB WHY DONT YOU DO WHATEVER I TELL YOU AND COME DIE WITH US EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE TOP FRAGGING YOOOOOO THIS KID IS FUCKIN BAD
>[spams votekick every round]
>YOOOOOO COME ON GUYS VOTEKICK THIS KID MAN THIS KID BRO THIS KID FUCKIN YOOOOOO HE'S SOOOO BAD
>[mashes votekick button while bottom fragging]
>[engage mumbling tone of total resignation and sense of inadequacy that will persist through entire defeatist existence]
>yooo this team is hopeless we cant win man they wont even votekick this kid guess this is what i get for being so good and winning so many of my games brb my mom is gonna order me some food fuckin bitch
>[fills allchat with giveaways of allies' positions while running out and intentionally dying every round]
>[bong hit]

There, I summarized DMG level play

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am i good yet

>>144688763
>anime kid

rofl

>>144688763
not even close

>>144689040
ya i thought so just wanted to check ;)

You're tuned into miku monday right?

>>144689083
:)

>>144689214
(:)

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>>144600209
>15

MODS

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I hope I won't grow old as bitter as lurppis is

>>144690243
LURPPIS MENTIONED

dead

how does dumore manage to play at the same, literally who tier level since like csgo started having tournaments?
how does this guy still have a will to play?

>one CT holding B when I push into site with my team as entryfragger
>the CT is literally an unbeatable demigod, not even aimlocking flusha would stand a change at getting this entry
>Instant one deag, one tap, double dinks me midair as I jump out into the open after a popflash
>Spectate teammate taking site as they try to trade
>The same Olympian who deftly avoided a popflash and then smote me in mere nanoseconds without missing a single shot... Proceeds to whiff his entire mag and do no damage while the rest of my team shoots him down and takes site
>This happens every single rifle round for the entire game
>Go like 8-13 by the end of the half and my team thinks I'm incredibly shit at the game when in actuality I am fighting the Ascended Super Sayian version of this fucking B player while they're fighting a blind potato version of him
EXPLAIN THIS PLS

>>144695497
he probably has a daytime job and likes to play cs when he is not working.

>>144695497
hes like hades. been on skdc and maybe 2 other invite teams

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I want to make the most cancerous anime profile possible, anyone got any good names/pics?

>>144695758
that's no excuse for having 0 improvement over like 4 years. besides, hazed had a daytime job too, but he made it to clg.

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>>144696251
say no more

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>>144696251

>>144696502
>>144696534
This is good shit, but what about the name? Keep in mind I have 0 (ZERO) creativity.

>>144696641
just steal the name of an anime character who isnt the pic and even the other weebs will get mad

>>144696641
join dinosower

>>144696641
im not really creative either
how about Heartfeltかわいい~ or just a name in japanese

>>144688641
>[bong hit]
>[snapchats girlfriend 10 seconds into the round, every round]
>[closethacks and denies it]
there i just summarized smfc

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>>144696892
>>144697118
>>144697224
I feel bad using the Jojo brackets, but it's for a good cause

>>144697821
lol

>>144684029
arma 3 is not a shooter...

hello????????? gotards??????????

>>144701935
i need a gf

>>144701935
>rrrrrrrr is back
yay!
how are you rrrrrrrr?

>>144702509
you need to stop with the typos

>>144608915

>Brazil

I can cheat at home thx

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>144701935
>csgo
>1465272089
kek

thank you for the skins vault fangays

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Heya guys Im really good but im in silver 1 how much anime do i have to watch to win and major????

BTW I'm from Lithuania, are there any good Lithuanian players i can team with that are as excellent as i am?

stop fucking putting on trips you fags

is casual good for warming up?

>>144705645
yes

>>144705909
is it better than dm?

>>144705645
>playing anything other than casual

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>>144669069
Fucking kill me. Worst day of the year in terms of betting. Did a rage bet that did not work out. I wanna strangle some of those Vault players.

>>144706094
literally this

>>144706123
i swear to god i think vault's bottomfrag was throwing. dude was playing like a legit nova.

>>144706504
I wouldn't be surprised. They lost 3 anti-eco rounds on CT side.

There was one scenario where they were 5v3 afterplant, two people were in a duel and convict just looked at them for several seconds. Convict started shooting at the enemy once his teammate was dead, but he missed all his shots.

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Will CSGO ever reach this level of precision and movement skill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uj5wHIb81Y&feature=youtu.be&t=421

>>144711274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca4j9uy413o

>>144711812
>a bunch of one in a million jump shots and casual bunnyhopping
>nothing in the competitive scene
so never?

>>144712093
makmak is a bhop

>>144712162
...per
i should probably sleep -.-

>>144712162
literally who?

>Win last 8 in a row
>2nd frag with a minimum of 2:1 kd per game
>Still gn1
I love mm

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what the fuck happened?

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what anime background is this csgog

who /arbys/ here?

>>144714213
dead game killed by overwatch

>>144714213
that's what i was just about to say where the FUCK is everybody! seriously where is everyone????? no one is streaming anymore!

>>144714751
there's actually quite a few people streaming
>cadian
>shahzam
>relyks
>grrlgamers
>""pro"" grrlgamers
>anders and semmler
>handi
>swag
>bot matches
the problem is that the viewers just aren't there.

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RIP this silver

>>144714294
Click inventory and then steam items. Search for backgrounds if there's lots of shit cards in the way.

>>144716126
>russian girl viewbotters have jumped ship
damn...

>GN soloque
>2 GE boosters are in a S3 gamer grrl's lobby
>They both 30 bomb us while she goes 7/28 while we lose 13-16
WOW

well nice to see your cunts made csgog even worse than it was and now love trips and underage faggots.

gg. i guess i should go figure out how reddit works.

>>144719885
>hurrr i hate trips
how new r u?
trips have been a part of 4chan since the start