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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/gH4rgTw1

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

Previous Thread: >>144536776
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these threads are too fast
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zarya is best if she lives a little bit
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>>144545943
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tracer
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nth for homolusting with the passion of a thousand suns
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Trips changes my bnet tag name
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PHARAH ISN'T A LESBIAN FUCK OFF MERCY FAGS
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>got the only Reinhardt skin I wanted

OH BABY
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>>144546231
>sfw board
you do know if you browse nsfw, some images can get flagged and get you fucked right?

network administrators usually scrape peoples history to see if they are busy wanking at work or not
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THIS THREAD IS CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF ROADHOG
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here comes dat rat
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THIS IS WHERE I PICKED UP THE DAMNED INGRATE
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Can Overwatch achieve eSports success of its own accord, or will Blizzard have to drown the scene in money to make it appear massively popular and competitive, like Heroes of the Storm?
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>>144546358
D4RKFL4MEM4STR
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>>144546402
Oh shit wadd-BOOM
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How did blizzard get away with this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWxshvTo60
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GAS ALL MCREE PLAYERS
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I don't think Mei is really overpowered, but she most certainly are a no-fun-allowed hero.
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>>144546374
I repeat
>Browsing 4chan at work
If you do this you deserve that promotion
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>making bad players panic with symmetra's rodeo lazo

yeeeehaaaw
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>>144546450
>Can Overwatch achieve eSports success of its own accord
maybe if there's a competitive mode without ultimates.
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>>144546353
>edgeguy is a flamboyant homosexual
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>>144546402
YOU WANT TAKE PAYROAD? TOO BAD HERE TRAP, HERE BOMB, HERE GRENADE, FUCK U!
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>>144546342
McCree should get a joke skin where he says this for his ult.
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>Join a match mid-game
>No healer
>No tank
>Fuck it I'm picking Zenyatta
>Carry my shitter team to victory and get POTG
>Would have got all five gold medals had I been there longer

What the fuck
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>>144546369

>literal worst skin

Anon, please kill yourself.
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>>144546358
h0tm0nk3ydick
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>>144546387
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>>144546416
Do it. That'd be fucking amazing.
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>>144546509
I feel so bad for you
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buy me overwatch
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Here's some facts about Jesse McCree, who is going to receive some well deserved buffs in the next update
1. His beard is adorable!
2. He is funny!
3. He is cute!
4. I love him!
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>>144546450
Blizzard is going to try to milhouse this shit regardless.
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>>144546561
nice subjective opinion anon i think its shit too
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>>144546410
>he fell for the blizzard classifications meme

everybody please laugh at him
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>>144546369
>0 currency
??
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>>144546450
>Can Overwatch achieve eSports success
Who gives a shit, desu senpai
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>>144546402
oh shit g'day
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>>144546662
he's level 2
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>>144546341
Zarya is literally the worst
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>>144546542
>edgy people are homosexual
you're surprised?
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>>144546521

Does Symmetra's weapon do more damage than Winston's? I cannot aim for shit and just want to follow people around and annoy them to death.
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>>144546512
She's really fucking annoying
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>>144546353
Homo ships are the only good ships for this game with the exception of Maybe LucioxD.Va and Mercyx76/Reinhardt/Torb/Genji. etc.
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why is there so much scat porn of symmetra?!
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MAKE COMMENDATIONS GIVE YOU LOOT BOXES AGAIN
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>>144546387
Fuckit, I'll bite.
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>>144546521
>[JerryMX (Gerardo Vazquez)]: designated ****ing streets
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>>144546374
Not if _you're_ the network administrator.
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>>144546662

I have a combined playtime of less than 30 minutes and I have only played five matches.
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>>144546509
>duplicate
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grey
grey
grey
duplicate blue
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How the fuck do I Winston
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>>144546725
>I cannot aim for shit and just want to follow people around and annoy them to death.

You are ready to get aMEIzing.
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I figured out how to genji
>1. Go fast and jump around like a mexican trying to get over the trump wall
>2. As you're a mexican jumping bean, be a massive dick/bully to whoever your target is
>3. RULES OF NATURE
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>>144546450
No.
Nothing about this game was designed with competitive play in mind, in regards to both the maps and heroes.
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>>144546512
yup
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>>144546590
Winkyface ;) Here's some fact about everyone's favorite Diva: D.VA!
1. D.va has MEKA!
2. MEKA is CUTE!
3. D.va is cute!
4. I love her!!!
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Mei is probably the cutest girl in the update, but she would be cuter if she had a bigger belly that slighlt stuck out of her coat. Also, they should have picked a Chinese speaker who didn't sound like an old hag.
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>Add some guy from here a while ago
>See he's on, invite him to a group
>Throughout 9 games, insta-locks mercy
>He's not awful but think it's kind of odd
>Look at his profile
>Never played anything but Mercy in a dozen hours
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>X isn't bad on this map/situation, I've watched pros do it all the time

If you say this unironically you need to lay down in traffic.
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>>144546590
Nightmare
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>tfw I will never have a good win ratio
Just hit 30, rate me senpai-tachi.
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>queue solo
>enemy wins their attack
>every one on their team stays
>they lose defence
>6 people simultaneously leave
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>>144546725
at first it does meh damage, but then it deals pretty good damage and if you keep it long enough it just destroys people.

>>144546763
India confirmed for super power in 2030
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>>144546560
>>Carry
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>>144546509
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>>144546796
Be annoying, press Q when you're low and be even more annoying. Annoy and kill Widowmakers to the point they switch.
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>>144546796

>find enemy tracer, lucio, mercy, etc
>jump on them
>hot monkey dick
>jump out
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>>144546725
only when fully charged

winston is 60dps iirc and symmetra is like 120
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>>144546792
>all greys

I want off this ride.
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>>144546725
At full charge, it'll kill literally any non-tank in 2 seconds.
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>>144546505
McCree players are so bad they can't even win with 4 of them in a team.
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>>144546750
>Reinhardt
>most balanced hero
End your d*ng life you sco*ndrel, he's a mandatory pick
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>>144546853
>pros
>weeks-old game
Busy, busy traffic.
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>>144546387
Fuck doing the other shit.
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>>144546387
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>>144546983
Yeah, but only because he's the only tank who can actually tank
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>duplicate

Pharah = you
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>>144546810
reminder that lol was a casual baby moba when rito started paying out the nose to become electronic sports. the game still tries really hard to compress skill gaps but manages to have an esports scene.
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>Feel pretty good about my junkrat gameplay
>Friends tell me I'm a good Junkrat, not the best but better than usual pub junkrats
>Find out about masteroverwatch
>Go to masteroverwatch thinking I'll see something at least average
>See pic related
Not sure if I should berate myself for devolving to spam happy or be happy I'm not lower.
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>>144546796
>identify the white women
>jump on the white women
>monkey molest the shit out of white women until dead
>toss down a shield to protect yourself against incoming police gunfire
>repeat
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>Genji gets a pre-robo skin that shows his face
>Reaper gets a past skin that shows his face
>Reinhardt gets several skins that show his face

>But Roadhog doesn't get a past skin that shows his face and Zenyatta doesn't get a humanized skin
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>>144546771
I love shitty D.VA art so much.
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>75% leavers penalty
>In a casual match

Holy fuck you autists
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>>144546796
Harass and bully every Widowmaker player so they never pick her ever again.
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>>144546884
>He thinks "carry" means some faggot MOBA hero type

Carrying your team is an ancient sports expression m8.
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>>144547110
Total score is just "Who has played junkrat the most"

Score/min can be more of a metric, but it's still super skewed
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Just had my best game yet lads
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>>144546450
>will basketball be considered a real sport if the NBA has no money involved
The answer is no
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>>144547090
for
>>144546509

such a pain rip anon
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For those who missed, all overwatch porn in one rar

9 mp4s (total 11 mins)
302 gifs
442 webms
1460 pictures

Download
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0/view?usp=sharing
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>>144547145

>Leaving casual matches

who's the real autist here
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A-MEI-zing! Here's some fact about everyone's favorite China: Mei!
1. D.va has ROBOT!
2. ROBOT is CUTE!
3. Mei is cute!
4. I love her!!!
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I'm in some weird mmr where every capture point map ends in about 2 minutes either way
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How the fuck am I supposed to play this dog eating cunt?
Keep in mind I just bought this game last night so I don't know what I'm doing in general, but everything else has felt so much better than D.va
She does like no damage.
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>>144546869
Your sub-par performance is partly due to playing sub-par heroes.
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>losing first round on koth
>everyone on my team dead as they get 99% overtime
>reaper named "Dieezus" tells me to get on the point
>mei walls off the closet entrance whilst walking out to freeze me
>slow down to crawl and get eventually frozen, lost first round
>reaper calls me a retard
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>>144546796
Spot enemy support
Leap in
Drop bubble in a nice spot
Dance in and out of the bubble to separate you and your highest-damage opponent as you smash your monkey cock into their support
Leap out / pop ult and continue / have team follow you in
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>it's a King of the Hill map
>go to the point
>team does not go to the point
>point opens
>we're 2v4 on the point
>team is still not on the point
>we lose the point
>we do not take the point back
>we lose the game

- every KoTH map ever
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>>144547110
Accuracy isn't a good metric for Junkrat, since sometimes you just have to shoot blindly into a chokepoint to keep it locked down.
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>>144547134
>humanized zenyatta

Lord have M E R C Y i wont sleep when I see that shit
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>>144546561
>>144546632

You guys have shit taste.
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>>144546369
FUR DAS VATERLAND
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Overwatch?
More like Underplayed.
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>mfw Tracer's ultimate
Counterplay when
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>>144546796
Jump to squishies and give them the monkey dick.

I've gotten a suprising amount of mercy kills like this, they don't think to react quick enough.
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>>144547248
She's the worst hero in the game.
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REMOVE MCCREE
REMOVE WIDOWMAKER
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>>144546521
>walking backward as Symmetra

Newbies mistake desu senpai.
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how many layers of irony is dva on?
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>>144547205
shut the fuck up harry
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>>144547141
It is my favorite Overwatch maymay, by far
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>>144547242
>D.va has ROBOT!

First of all, that's racist. Secondly and more importantly don't steal mccree facts and change it to fit your fat pig whore shit waifu
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>>144546796
>>144547181

reminder to shit on widowmakers daily as winston

P.S Avoid D.VA
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>>144547331
doesn't effect Mei :^)
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>>144546387
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Post your best shitpost D.Va.
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>>144547389
0
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>>144546387
Fuck it
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>>144547248

>How the fuck am I supposed to play this dog eating cunt?

All about mobility my man. Jam on that shift key to close distance when you're close to your allies. Jam on that shift key to escape when you're outnumbered. The fact she can fly quickly for short bursts makes her incredibly versatile.
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>>144547231
Thanks anon
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>>144547389
She's SimpsonWave level of irony
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>re-class Symmetra into defense
>re-class Junkrat into offense
>create a new class called "heavy weighters" or "flankers" and throw Zarya, D.Va and Roadhog into it
>add more true tanks and like Reinhardt and more true supports like Lucio into the game

There. Fixed?
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How do I git gud as poo in loo turret lady?
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>>144547242
>D.va has ROBOT!
Something seems fishy, here.

>>144547247
Either you pissed someone off or you're in some weird hellscape where you don't leave games after your third defeat so you can play in another lobby.
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D.va needs to take the whole hog
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>>144547450
>I will run away from my team, that will help me
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>>144547248
You're a flanking tank. It is kind of a weird role to play.

Your job is to cut off/harass other flankers like Tracer/Reaper. You're not a frontline tank.
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>>144547237

I sometimes have to go places in the middle of a match
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So guys I had this crazy idea and I boosted my MMR / Winrate by leaving every time a game was about to be lost. Now I only encounter actual retards in my team, 100% of the time. It's come to the point where I have to leave EVERY match because I'm always on the losing team.
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If you nerds were actual real normal people like I am and played the game on console instead of look mommy I can point and click a mouse wow elite skill such e-sport, you would realize that the only actual OP character in the game is Torbjorn
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holy shit, zarya is fucking amazing
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>>144547450
>First real game playing mr monkey
>Go against Dva
>Only realize 2 seconds before I'm dead lightning gun doesn't do well against armor.
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>>144547331

>tfw it only deals 400 damage when its stuck on you
>just sniff some paint as hog and her ult is almost entirely undone
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>>144547309
its gonna be rubber mask
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>>144547560
is it even physically possible for her to take the whole hog?
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>>144547560
bitch finna take the whole hog nahmean
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>>144547557
Shit I fucked up my repost. God dammit
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>>144547248
Be annoying
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>>144547191
>>144547304
What would be a good way to judge myself on my junkrat so I can either improve or realize I'm shit with the character and focus more on someone else?
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>Playing bastion
>Just the right range
>A ton of squishy targets bunched up together
>Sentry mode them all down without having to stop firing

This is the best feeling
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>>144547619
>character with a long-range autoturret OP
>on the platform where nobody can aim
color me surprised
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>>144547587
> leaving every time a game was about to be lost.
you do know it counts as a loss right?
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>>144547568
Don't forget to jump to avoid Winstons gun :^)
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>>144547642
>his already miserably low damaging tesla gun does even less damage to dva

you see her with more than half her armor you get the fuck out there
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>make junkrat my main
>be on the attacking side to escort the payload
>jump into action and disrupt the shit out of the other team
>hug the payload and keep this shit going
>no one's around so I look where the rest is
>1 widow in the back, hitting nothing
>1 hanzo next to the widow, hitting nothing
>1 tor hiding behind some corner (king of retards)
>1 mcree + 1 mei
>useless team doing shit
>they start to bitch "we need a healer"

here's the thing: if you need a fucking healer, then why don't you pick a fucking healer you piece of shit? it's like everyone wants to run off on their own, doing some call of duty shit and when they notice they don't get backed up by some pirvate mercy, they attack their own team

>I write in chat, pls change your heroes and adapt to the situation or at least get to the payload
>people start crying
>DEFEAT
>I leave the lobby, join another one
>see 3 genjis and a widow
>quit

do those people really think they are contributing anything?

pic: my stats
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reminder that torbjörns turret if fucking underpowered compared to the tf2 sentry.
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>get roflstomped
>5 people on the enemy team disconnect at the same time in the after match report

Why are solos allowed to go up against 5 stacks?
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>>144547730
I dunno, see how well you do.

Accuracy means nothing for junkrat and most classes really, since you have infinite ammo it's almost always a good idea to shoot shit where you think someone might be soon
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>>144547543
I still don't understand what Simpsonwave is supposed to be. Is it supposed to be good? Because it makes me feel good.
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>>144547389

D.Va is on so many layers of irony it takes 200 micrograms of LSD to figure them all out.
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>>144547587
You do know it doesn't ?
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>>144546387
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why the fuck do play against one star players every match

why are they always so shit
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>>144547831
because your 5 teammates were probably a garbo 5 stack
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>>144546881
>vs full premade several maps in a row, people constantly leave
>pug starts winning
>stomp them on kings row
>they start talking shit when i point out they're a premade that lost
>pick mei next map, hollywood
>flank their backline constantly, all while talking shit back to them and spraying their corpses
>whole team leaves without taking the point
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>PC players are stuck with no fun allowed Widowmakers who completely shut down any chance of having any fun
>Console players are getting comfy with Widowmakers who can't hit the broad side of a barn
Console master race wins again.
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>>144546542
Why ae you so surprised?
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>>144547796
0/10, this joke has been told better.
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>>144547816
Of course it is, they can't have a GOOD support/defense class. They just have to separate it into 3 sort of ok ones.
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>>144547816

>tf2

I think you mean : furry scat pony 2fort 24/7 funhouse fortress 2
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>>144545193
Ok dude no offense but you might be kind of garbage. Like if you ult with Pharah and you don't know where is Mei of course she might shut you down, but if you move properly there is no chance of that happening that often. Same goes for the other examples you posted.

Mei is all about denial, if you're trying to duel her face to to face you're doing it so so wrong. But ok, if you want to counter Mei so bad, try an actually strong duelist like McCree, who will destroy Mei 90% of the time unless you suck.
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>Roadhog's thumbs up victory pose
It's adorable
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>>144547875
>>144546750
>>144547482
>>144547045

i love how the "most hated hero" is the hard counter to the "favorite hero" in all of these.
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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS GARBAGE? IT'S ONLY ON THE ASS END OF THE SNOW DYKE SKINS.
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>>144547492
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>>144547796
>expecting others to do the right thing

the only thing that people care about is if they have "fun". they could be sitting in a corner as mei and putting themselves in a closet with ice walls all game but if you tell them to fuck off apparently that's not the right thing to do because you're shitting on their "fun"
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>>144547560
Leave the korean grill alone, Tracer deserves that treatment.
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>>144547835
Well, when I do play him, I tend to get at least a card each round and half the time play of the game if they are letting me shoot uncontested. That's not counting braindead rip tires that they just let me run through a reinhardt's shield and take half the team because they were in the small hallway on illios lighthouse.
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>>144546387
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>>144547868
No one knows anon.

We've reach a whole new level of irony.
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>>144547995
>To get rid of a cancer hero, go another cancer hero
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>>144548023
Mei's my least favorite hero to have on my team when she's bad too.
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This game would be vastly improved by Widowmaker not existing.
Prove me wrong.
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>S Tier
McCree
Mercy
Lucio
>A Tier
Reinhardt
Winston
Widowmaker
Zarya
Tracer
>B Tier
Junkrat
Soldier 76
Roadhog
Torbjorn
Bastion
>C Tier
Genji
Hanzo
Reaper
Pharah
Mei
>D Tier
Symmetra
Zenyatta
D.Va
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>>144547970
>widow
>bad
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>>144547872
>>144547758
oops
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>>144548023
>3 Meis
>1 Widowmaker who is only a hard counter to her own team winning
what
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>>144547754
anybody can aim

it just takes more effort than pointing and clicking a mouse, something hundreds of millions of people do competently on a daily basis
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>>144548025
you do know youre never going to see yourself while playing right?
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I love umaru d.va so much
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>>144547231
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
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>>144548025
She's a big gal
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>>144548126
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>>144547317

Even his recolors are better
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>>144547450
>almost takes the entire mag to deal 200 damage
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>>144547868
I didn't even know it existed until now. Isn't it just vaporwave again?
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I want to fuck Dva's mech
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>>144546738
>Mercyx76/Reinhardt/Torb/Genji

That's not a ship, that's a town bicycle
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>>144548025
I have it as well and it's a common issue with that skin.
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>>144548025
Yes

ignore it
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>>144548125
>Prove you wrong
But I can't.
>>
>Have a really good match as Zarya
>No one votes you at the end

Basically kept us into overtime singly handily
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>>144547796
Sometimes even healer doesnt help when the team does nothing at all, or runs all over the place dying at different corners of the map. I actually switch from healer to DPS at those times. No point in healing people who cant scratch enemy or contest objective.
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>>144548182
WHOS MAKING THESE
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>>144547551
heavy assault
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>>144547248

You're a sort of interceptor. D.Va is very good at just bumping into threats and forcing them to go on her instead (and if you die you get a second life).

The problem is that it takes fucking forever to charge back your mecha afterwards, so her gameplan is really shitty at higher levels of play where people actually kite and kill the mech.
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>>144548291
bastion pls
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>>144546323
Is that what that means? I always thought they were talking about the car and was wondering what the fuck they were talking about.
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>>144546450

Name a single competitive sport (Digital or physical) that doesnt have money pumped into it to make it more popular
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>>144547134
>>Reaper gets a past skin that shows his face
Anon...
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>>144548374
Beats me
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>>144548374
tumblr
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>>144548374

Literally tumblr
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>I am on fire
>But fire extinguisher is not necessary

It always amuses me.
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>>144548374
don't know
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STOP PICKING GENJI YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>144546387
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>>144547231
>3.5 gigs
Jesus christ.
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>>144546387
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>>144548259
if he jumped on her first or to finish her off it would have helped
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>>144546575
>>144546387
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>>144548501
Zenyatta is love
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High energy Zarya trigger me so damn hard. There is no reason she should be ssj mode for 100% of the match
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>>144548267
trannies/tumblr always make this weird shit
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>>144546387
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>>144548374
No clue, but they need to keep it up
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>it's a King of the Hill map
>go to the point
>team does not go to the point
>point opens
>we're 2v4 on the point
>team is still not on the point
>we lose the point
>we do not take the point back
>we lose the game

!!!
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>>144547482
Sure why not, I'll contribute to the cancer
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>>144548501
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Be honest, how many "cheaters" (or players you suspect cheating) you got in games? Does aimbot even exists for OV atm?
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>>144546387
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>losing badly
>lost 1st control point within 30 seconds
>last point
>fuck it
>1x bastion
>3x torbjorns
>2x reinhardt's guarding turrets
>enemy team spends the next 5+ minutes trying desperately to break our shields
>they're just attacking us 1 by 1
>they lose horribly, not even overtime
>calls our team cancer
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>>144548510
my fun>>>your fun
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>>144548608
>going to the point before it's open

what's the point?
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>>144547758
not on the stat screen
maybe for your mmr but what's the difference there anyway if it was a loss
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>>144547967

1/10 bait
I just said what I experienced, don't give a shit about jokes
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>>144548374
Many tumblr people
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>>144548653

>Rein
>Boring.

Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.
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>>144548590
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>people with 90%+ win rate with over 200+ games on Master Overwatch

these are hackers right?

even if you make the perfect pubstomp premade, the game will still try to match you against another pubstomp premade
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>>144548653
Holy fuck are you me?
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>Am Lucio
>"My ultimate is ready"
>"Group up. Group up. Group up."
>tfw team never groups
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>>144548626

I've seen a couple with very suspicious snap aiming, there was one hanzo that in the killcam would snap aim and lead his shot behind walls. So either he was walling/aimbotting or he's fucking Daredevil
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>>144548765
I didn't say Rein was boring you mong
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>>144547647
she'll be plinking you in the head when you're sniffing the paint
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>>144548689
Well your team is cancer, but if they coordinated (lol) they could have beaten you easily.
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>playing FPS on PC
>2016
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>Playing with an origins skin
All I feel is contempt when I see those.
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>hooked through pillar on Anubis
>PANIC
>actually collide with the pillar and don't get dragged around
>>
>>144548765

Oops, meant to reply to >>144548617
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>>144548834
Sweaty neckbeards teaming up.
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>that player that never stops playing Hanzo under any circumstances even though they are dragging the team down
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>>144548846
Fucking this. god fuck!
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>>144548901
>not playing with Tracer's objectively best skin
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>>144548939
Sporty?
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>>144548912
Yeah I know others enjoy him but fuck if I don't hate playing him. I love having one on my team, though. I dunno what it is, man.
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>>144548846
>>144548935
As long as I get like 2 other people it's fine. Sitting on your ult loses games. Even a lucio + an offense hero can do a lot of work
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>>144548901
Why is that so, anon?
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>>144548841
Yes
>>
>>144548939
Default?
>>
>Watch a killcam of an enemy hanzo getting 5 shots in a row on three different people
>Try him and go a full game getting only 3 hits, while getting outsniped by Soldiers and McCrees

I hate myself
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>>144548626
Like once or twice, both widowmakers.

>>144548851
You know one of hanzo's abilities is wallhacks right.
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>>144548564

It's your own fault fuccboi

Now enjoy me going HIGH ENERGY in front of your spawn door
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>>144548920
It's king of the hill and I must play hanzo

or symmetra
>>
r8 me
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>>144546387
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>>144548626
Aimbots 100% exist for overwatch, but they aren't widespread. I think most people who aimbot are aimbotting with the wrong hero's anyway, the best hero you could aimbot with is probably tracer and I think most aimbotters play Hanzo or Widow.
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>>144548834
It makes sense that the Cloud 9 guys have a high winrate
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>>144549027
hanzo's pretty difficult to learn the aim for if you're used to hitscan shit, don't give up
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>>144548920
Hanzo is universally useful

They're dragging the team down because they're shit, not because they're playing Hanzo. It wouldn't change if they switched.
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>>144549107
what kind of game was that where that was potg
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>>144548939
T Racer?
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>Roadhog runs into the entire enemy team by himself and dies
>Calls the rest of his team "noobs"
>Tell him he's a fucking idiot for trying to run in solo
>HURR MUTED
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>>144549141
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>people who literally don't give enough of a shit to follow and kill the Reaper who wraiths through the whole fucking control point to reach me and plant pellets in my head

And then they complain I didn't ress them while I was walking back from spawn.
>>
>>144549096

Tracer still takes effort even as you aimbot though. I think you give the average cheater too much credit if you think they could handle Tracer's moveset.
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>>144549146
Hanzo is the only useless class. Least picked character in pro matches. Literally no one uses him because Widow and Genji do everything Hanzo does but better in every way with more team utility.
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>KOTH
>Ilios
>moving towards point
>turn around and see literally zero teammates behind me
>get shitcanned by a junkrat/tracer
>deathcame
>2 teammates are AFK
>1 teammate left
>1 teammate is a Hanzo doing nothing but wall running around our spawn
>last teammate is a genji shitter doing nothing
>can't find my shotgun, pills, or razor blades
>eventually tell me Hanzo to make himself useful
>he replies in chat
>"lol calm down im just having fun m8"

Objectively worse than not even having a teammate.

remove japs
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>>144547110
Junkrat is tactical spam, your accuracy will be shit
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>>144548626
played with a widow who I at least reported as using cheats but i'm not entirely sure

just that one person though
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>>144546509
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>>144549107
>McCree
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>>144549156
potgs are super shitty now

like it must've been ninja changed to value ults much less because i see "potgs" where it's just some dude getting 2-3 kills in 15 seconds and bam its potg
>>
give me pharah pro tips
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>>144549043
>"Thayt Tickles"
>"Fully Powered"
>shove your big siberian cock down their throat and cyka blyat your way to victory
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>>144547492
Shitpost D.Va is my favourite OW meme
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>>144548939

Excuse me?
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>When you recall just right
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>>144546387
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>temple of anubis attack
>headshot 4 people off the site
>die to their widow
>she gets killed
>team is oblivious to lucio running circles on the pillar contesting
>"lucio pillar"
>they just sit on the point
>this happens twice
>lose

holy fuck why don't we have the technology to slap people across the internet what the FUCK
>>
>>144546358
diggernick
>>
My aim sucks today. What class should I play?
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>>144549107
imo make your webms at 1280x720 or less otherwise it will be really blocky like that
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>>144549167
>mfw had a Roadhog constantly running in alone up the side corridors and dying while the rest of the team was handling united pushes down the middle on Anubis Defense that kept fucking whining over voice chat that he was the only thing keeping them from winning
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>>144549027
It's ok.

I got insta-killed by McCree as Reinhardt with full hp. I dropped my shield for literally a second to throw a rocket attack and got killed.

That was such fucking bullshit.
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>>144547389
Doesn't matter, no other character will reach the irony levels of Reaper.
>>
>>144549419

junkman
>>
>>144549264
>pro Overwatch

when will this meme end?
>>
>>144549419
Trashmouse
>>
>>144549464
>irony
>>
>>144549319
don't use your q in the air, be sneaky with it

lots of maps have sneaky routes you can rocket through to get behind the entire enemy team
>>
Why the fuck can I not get anything going with Reaper when everyone else fucking destroys me with him!?
>>
>>144549419
winston
mei
mccree
>>
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:^)
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>>144546845
Sounds like a real weirdo.
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>>144549494
probably when multiple gaming organizations stop hosting tournaments and esports organizations stop picking up teams and sponsors stop putting money into teams and players.
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>>144549251
Well, this is it, take any not shit tracer player and give them great accuracy and they will roflstomp teams.
There are videos of SureFour who is allegedly aimbotting doing absurd damage as Tracer, now, not many tracer players will have his mobility but I'm an only mediocre tracer player and I would jump straight to a team wiping tracer player if I had 90% accuracy instead of 40.
>>
>>144549036

You know that shows in the killcam, right?

Fucking retard
>>
how do I play dva, shes my only legendary but it just feels like people don't take me seriously.
>>
>>144549595
Click on heads as Reaper, it makes killing things a lot easier. Also be more sneaky.
>>
>>144549314
Yeah they changed it.

Its geared towards the most regular kills in a short amount of time, shut downs, or it sometimes picks the best highlight for the MVP
>>
Can you block the Riptire with Reinhardt's shield?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTH2ZPgYujQ

So were any of these changes implemented yet? It's been a month since this video.
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>>144546387
Yeah, whatever.
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>>144546845
Hey, if you're going to main someone who else better than?
>>
>>144549438
yeah, I should have change the res
>>
>>144549594
>sneak above enemy in kings row
>about to unload my justice on their faces
>boost up into the air!
>my justice rockets hit a steel beam directly in front of my face killing me instantly
>>
I'm getting really bored of this stomp or get stomped matchmaking
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[oscillates internally]
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>>144546845
He's my friend too. Be nice with him, he's special ;)
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>>144549692
The physical object no.
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>game is shit
>still want loot boxes
>just have game running in another monitor and zip around as Tracer or jump around with Winston every 30 seconds to avoid afk kick
>get into a rhythm so it doesn't interfere with concentrating on reading/watching shit in my other monitor
>tons of free levels
>bonus of having lots of people yell in team chat for me to read and laugh at
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I fucking love McRee, 76, Reaper, Roadhog and Pharah. Their ultimates are so fun to disable.
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>Ilios Temple/Pit
>Enemy team has 3 D.Vas, Mercy, McCree, and Hanzo
How the fuck
We were 99% to 99% at the overtime
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>>144549692
no

>be Reinhardt
>try to block it
>it goes right through the shield
>mfw that gets POTG
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>>144548023
Everyone hates Mei regardless of what character you're playing.
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>>144549673
Dive snipers.
Block particles and ults.
Land constant damage while people fail to take you seriously.

Good luck, you're behind 3 airbags (block,fly and bailout.)
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>>144549814
who cares post hana
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>>144549795
Change fucking when
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Holy shit, Junkshitter is one kind of cancer. Not overpowered but incredibly shit to play against, especially on maps where you have to control a point or go through one small choke like on Gibraltar.

He forces you to pick another Junkrat and spam because Pharah is unviable right now, when she's shot down so easily. His ultimate is also fast as fuck to charge and deals more damage than Tracer's,, on a much bigger area, can be moved behind a Rein shield or go through a flank and kill everybody. You can shoot the tire, but a good Junkrat won't be so retarded to make it go through an obvious point.

Not to mention that it also make's D.va's ultimate look even shittier.

What the fuck.
>>
>Get message about me leaving too many games
>Tells me I'm being punished for it
>Games are now 100x better

This pretty much confirms, most people are leaving games because of retarded players. These games are so much better. I haven't seen a Hanzo yet.
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>>144549886
>probably just a shitter playing normally
>pretend you were bad the whole time
>game is shit!
>>
>>144549692
You can block the explosion but 90% of the time he'll just drive it right behind you or right in front of you bypassing the shield entirely.
>>
>Winston Safari skin, peanut butter emote, thinker victory pose, glasses cleaning highlight intro
>literally nothing for Pharah, 76, Reaper, or basically any character I have more than 4 hours for
>level 42
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>>144549886
Master ruse man :^)
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Alright, real talk.

How many of you Mercy mains are actually Asian girls pretending to be sissy faggots in order to fit in?

Don't think you can fool me.
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>>144547619
i lol'd
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>>144549167
>>144549443
Roadhogs attract the same kind of fuckers that pick Pudge in Dota 2.
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>>144546845

>Can't aim for shit.
>Pick Mercy all the time because I realized how essential she to almost any team comp, doesn't need aim and nobody wants to play her anyway.
>Pick Reinhardt or Winston when someone else picks her.
>Find out that I like playing her over the other heroes anyway.

Life is good.
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At what level does your ranks show up in Masteroverwatch?
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>>144549618
>that chat
Were you playing with 12-year-olds?
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Of fucking course the only person left alive on the team was a reaper that can't be bothered to contest the point with his shift
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>>144549692
you can block the explosion, but not the tire itself. Junkrats are getting smart and rolling through Rein shield now. ONE flame strike from Reinhardt can destroy it though so that is a safer bet. might as well try if you are gonna get one shot anyway.
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>3 Winston team
>Absolutely cream other team
>Chat devolves into accusations of cancer and puns
> "No monkey business here, just good old fashion Gorilla warfare" "Suck my bananuts kids get good" "Guess what, I APE'd ur mum too"
>Entire enemy team leaves

Is this as common as it seems? I swear Im getting at least 2-3 matches a night like this.
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>>144549886
>Spend $40 on a game you don't want to play to get cosmetics for a game you don't play
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>>144548846
>play lucio
>it's high noon
>let's break it down!
>everyone bumrushes the mccree and rapes him

feels good
>>
>>144549692
You can 1shot it with firestrike.
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>>144549959
git gud mate :^)
and dont even think about getting into close range, Junkrat has the best melee weapon in the game
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>>144549910
>mfw playing with my mate who mains rein
>riptire coming at us
>He charges it and saves the team

Truly the hero we needed
>>
>>144549673
people won't take you seriously because she takes a lot more work to be effective with than most other heroes because she can't frontline effectively, her dive potential isn't bad but her hit and runs are where it's at. Try to get in real close, because otherwise your damage will be nonexistant, and take out the snipers and all.

She's essentially a worse winston, and getting buffs soon.
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He seemed kind of generic and boring to me at first but fuck he's actually really fun to play with

Nothing gets me harder than running behind enemy lines and flanking Widows
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>>144546387
>>
>>144549886
It's World of Warcraft battlegrounds all over again
>>
Zarya is damn good
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>>144547551

there is no reason for symmetra to be support, she needs to be defense
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>>144546387
yeah dude
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>>144549959
>first time playing junkrat
>got PotG with 40 eliminations
>only 3 deaths
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>>144549995
>>144550069
The past 4 times this has happened they blow up in front of the shield and I still die somehow.
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>>144550128
this, it's hilarious how people still suggest to get melee range with him lmao
he's probably even stronger in close range
>>
>>144550053
He was playing Overwatch, wasn't he?
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>>144550020
>Asian girls pretending to be sissy faggots in order to fit in?
this game doesnt require skill, the "sissy" meme isnt really working on OW
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>not just hooking and killing the tire

he cant detonate it while its stunned
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>>144549983
afaik you just get an 80% exp penalty. doesn't put you in a low priority queue or something.
>>
>>144550148
his helix rocket is the best shit in the game
nothing makes me harder than finishing people off with it
>>
>that fucking symmetra retard that doesn't switch after the initial defense failed or tehy took A
>>
> Playing KOTH as Mccreeeeeee
> Mei walls me away from the friendly team and into the enemy team
I didn't want to live anyway
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>>144549952
Dragongirl hero when?
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THERE'S A SKIN IN MY HOME

MADE OUT OF WATERMELONE
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>>144550217
>Hairless arse version

Fucking finally
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>>144549894
eating ult roadhog ult is the best, even if its least effective of all of those because it doesnt cover the whole duration, just because of how it looks and sounds

it also boosts your damage blocked by a ton
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>>144550020

I wish I was.
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>>144550291
>that symmetra that still wrecks shit after they took A.
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>>144550328
>Hairless
That's furry
>>
i just had 4 wisdom teeths removed last week and got a shittons of meds. the only time when i can actually play Overwatch and feel happy about it is when i'm on painkiller. when i'm on that shit, i'm not even mad when Reinhardt never shields or there's 3 widowmakers on my team. Overwatch is so fun on painkillers dude i actually caught myself smiling while playing it yesterday
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>>144550252
>this game doesnt require skill
Seems like someone is salty
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>>144548626
i don't care enough about this game to watch killcams
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>>144550217
>pubes
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tfw those 2 are the only legendarys i own
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>Zarya will never punch you in the dick

Why even live
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>>144550193
I don't understand how she works.

When projectile goes inside her bubble, does her damage increase permanently until she dies, or only while the bubble is active for the 2 second duration? I couldn't really test it in training mode
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I'm going to fuck Dad!
>>
DAD
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>>144550282
are you a retard
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>>144546387
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>>144550521
better 200 coins than some skin you don't want
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>>144550252
so when can we expect to see your match against c9 and flawlessly win
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>>144550290
>putting like 2 headshots into an enemy Widowmaker and watching her run into the Helix rockets you aimed between her and the wall she hides behind every time someone looks in her direction
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>>144550521
Shark is good and mecha is ok
>>
>>144550217
Where's her dick?
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>>144549886
>people see your winrate
>"oh don't worry i'm just trolling the game"
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>>144550549
It decays slowly after she gets it from the shield.
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>>144548737
no you didn't.
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>Pick a character
>Change one thing about them to make them grossly overpowered

Junkrat
Allow his nades to either roll or stick, depending on fire mode
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who counters le monkey face? hog, reaper?
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>>144550291

>That Symmetra player that puts his teleport in the most obvious of places and gets destroyed within seconds of putting it down.
>>
>>144550549
If you shoot the bubble her beam damage goes up.

It degrades over time though
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>>144550549
It increases her "Energy", which passively goes down over time. It ranges from 0 to 100 and you can see it somewhere at all times, I think near the center of your screen.
>>
Just remember guys. Always leave your game is any of the following is true. You do not get penalized if you leave before the timer runs out to select your character.

Hanzo is on your team.
Your team has more than 2 snipers.
Your team has more than 3 of offensive characters.
Your team has more than 2 tanks, defensive or support characters.
Your team has more than 2 of a specific character.
Your team is on defence and does not have Reinhardt.
You are on attack and your team has no tank.
Your team doesn't have either Lucio or Mercy.
Your team has to push or defend a payload and has Symmetra.
Your team has Torbjorn on any mode other than king of the hill.
The map is Hanamura and you're on attack.
Someone on your team hasn't picked a character before the timer runs out (always assume he's waiting to pick Hanzo after the timer runs out so people will stop dodging him).

Do this and your games will significantly increase in quality.
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>>144548846
get fucked nerd
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>>144549001
He couldnt afford it
>>
>>144550749
McCree, Reaper
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>>144550716
>Mercy
>You can heal and damage boost at the same time.
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Zenyatta

>300HP
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>>144550769
>https://masteroverwatch.com
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>>144550716
Widowmaker
Fully charged shots penetrate walls and shields. Shots that kill will penetrate players.
>>
>>144550769
Of course, people have started hiding their picks until after that timer expires
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>>144546440
RIGHT, THIS IS WHERE I PICKED UP THE DAMNING RATE.
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>>144550556
>>144550564
I wanna meet that dad.
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>>144550758
>>144550753
>>144550632
thanks
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>>144550716
Zenyatta
His projectiles are now hitscan, including fully charged barrages
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>>144546387
>>
someone please give me genji tiips
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>being this buttmad and in need of a scapegoat
>>
I am 100% certain MMR is just based on ping.
>>
Anyone else notice that people with their real name as their battlenet name are always huge autists, bad at the game and generally shitty to be on a team with?
>>
>>144550620
>quick play
>winrate

Is this a /owg/ thing?
>>
>>144550769
Or maybe stop being an absolute autist
>>
>when the Roadhog fucks up the OHKOmbo and you throw your bomb down and fly away peppering him with grenades
W E W
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>>144550769
>last person picking
>"NO SUPPORT"
>timer ticks down
>"NO SUPPORT"
>5, 4, 3, 2, 1
>"NO SUPPORT"
>picks FUCKING HANZO

FUCK
EVERYTHING
>>
>>144550960
close the game, shit on your computer, throw it in a bathtub and play as someone else
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>>144549107
>that chat
nice going pajeet
>>
>>144550880

That is why you dodge.

If someone is so fucking beta he has to hide his pick until it's too late for others to leave, he's not a trustworthy person.
>>
>>144550749

hog can delete monkey man if you manage to shoot > hook > shoot him while inside his bubble
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>>144550964
>not realizing enemy players on fire is visible already
>>
>the hanzo on my team starts complaining in all chat about people interfering with his 1 v 1 hanzo
>see him die over and over in killfeed without ever getting a kill
>complains when I save him with trashmouse
Should I have just left the game?
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>PREPARE TO ATTACK
>a teammate picks Hanzo
>disconnect
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>>144546224
good idea for a windowmaker nerf?

decrease rifle charge speed on successive bodyshots
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>>144550716

>McCree
>Flashbang has no cooldown
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>>144551067
wait wait, you fucked something up
>picks A SECOND FUCKING HANZO
there we go
>>
>>144551067
you pick support, fuck you

gonna have fun spamming arrows and waiting for the game to end
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>>144551118
if there's a hanzo or symmetra on your team you should always leave, it's pretty much a guaranteed loss
>>
>>144550769
>Your team has Torbjorn on any mode other than king of the hill.
Torb is fucking awful on koth
>>
>>144550749
reaper shits on him so fast its hilarious

he kills him in 2 shots if he gets headshots
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People are still playing this? The fucking Division has more content than this pile of shit.
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>just got pulled by Roadhog through the fucking payload

EPIC XD
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>>144551015
No.
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I insta quitted for the first time today

>too many snipers
>on Attack

I was not gonna deal with that
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>>144550612
are you a retard
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>>144550769
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deez levels.
T-thanks blizz
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>>144551174
no
get cancer you are literally the worst
im THE ONLY TANK
you dont get to tell me to pick support YOU DUMB NIGGER
>>
>>144550964

The game has a kind of scoreboard though.

Gold medal = 1st on your team
Silver = 2nd
Bronze = 3rd

No medal is 4th, 5th or 6th. Basically you were shit.

On top of that, there is players being on fire and play of the game.

You can't see other peoples medals, but if you got a gold medal you're the best at that on your team, and even a silver means you're good at it.

They should add medals for death.
>>
Be completely honest, is this game more than a 4/10 game?
>>
Who's the best to deal with Bastion/Torbjörn/Shit like that from a distance? Pharaoh?
>>
>>144551127
Hanzo is arguably better on attack than defense.

"Better," not "good"
>>
how come pubs NEVER try to deal with torb turrets ideally
>>
>>144551201
>>144546387
woops forgot to quote
>>
holy FUCK I hate snipers
nerfs fucking when
>>
is there any streamer who plays hog really well / in tourneys?
>>
>>144551201
how the fuck do you hate junkrat with pharah as fave? pharah fucking shits on him any day.
>>
>>144551078
What are you talking about, you mongoloid.
>>
>No sniper!

WHY IS THIS A FUCKING WARNING, BLIZZARD
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>>144546387

>>144548023
Why wouldn't it be?
>>
>>144551327
Level ≠ skill
>>
>some Reinhardt talking about strategy and class comp and shit

There are like a thousand walls on every map, I can just stand behind any of those. You're not useful.
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>>144550564
DAD
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Mei is the most sadistic fucker in all of Overwatch

>she freezes you
>the temperatures needed to freeze a human adult (or machine for that matter) would cause severe tissue damage which would result in unimaginable pain
>while you are frozen helpless she walks up to you
>puts her gun to your forehead
>looks you dead in the eyes
>says with the most innocent smile "Sorry.''
>and pulls the trigger

Name one character in the cast that's more fucked up then that.
>>
This weekly brawl sucks when is the next one
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>>144548834
>le forced 50% meme

git good
or git friends
>>
Bastion is a total cutie!
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>Game kicks me for taking too long to pick someone
>75% xp LEAVERS PENALTY :DDD:D:DD
>>
>>144551197
>caring about content amount instead of quality in a multiplayer game
there are still people who, to this day, only play Dust2

>>144551380
I didn't think of Junkrat as most hated cause he counters me, but mostly because he always manages to shred my team with clutch riptires. Also it never feels good to have half your life disappear from a random nade.
>>
>>144551346
Torbjorn is arguably better on attack than defense.
>>
>>144551401
>no builder
what the fuck were they thinking
>>
>>144551430
There are only a few chokepoints that you have to go through, have fun trying to get past meat grinders without a Reinhardt
>>
>>144551343
Absolutely.
>>
>>144550591
the legendary gold drop is 500gold tho
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>>144551406
level=experience
but we steamrolled them.
>>
>>144551440
Do you not know what the term "weekly" means?
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>>144551440
next week
>>
>riptire can go through shield
>a mine cant
Rein needs more counters honestly
>>
>>144551485

You have like fucking 70 seconds
>>
>join late in an attack game with 3 min left where two people apparently left
>steamroll the fuck out of it
>>
>Playing Tracer
>CHEERS LUV, THE CAVALRYS ERE
>CHEERS LUV, THE CAVALRYS ERE
>CHEERS LUV, THE CAVALRYS ERE
>CHEERS LUV, THE CAVALRYS ERE
>>
>>144551485
>taking too long to pick someone
How?
>>
>>144551330
Reminder that you can tie for medals, so you can have the perfect storm of a Genji/76/Hanzo all with 2 eliminations, 1 objective kill and 1 second objective time, and they each see they have three gold medals and start bitching for everyone else to switch because they have three gold medals and everyone else is shit
>>
>>144551345

If they are bad and give you a direct line of sight from a long distance, a sniper or Pharah.

If they are actually good and are hiding around a corner, Junkrat, try to bounce his grenades to hit them.

Genji is also a hard counter to Bastion from basically mid range (you can still reflect his shots from very long range, but most will miss and it wont kill him).
>>
>looks at Master Overwatch stuff
>Mercy has the lowest win rate, Symmetra and Torbjorn are the two highest

Eh?
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>>144551343

If you play alone or have friends who suck then this game turns into weaponized torture I would not wish on my worst enemy

If you play with a group of friends who are all good at vidya its a total blast every time

The pinnacle of enjoyment is when you are playing with 5 other good friends vs 6 good people and its a long super close game with lots of potg moments
>>
>tfw eternal leaver penalty
>>
>Get MVP, 80% of the game on fire and 4 out of 6 gold medals and still lose

Epic for the win xD

What level do I have to reach to play with people who have actually played Team Fortress 2 or CSGO before?
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>>144551541
what do the stars under their name mean?
>>
>>144551541
>they werent even in a group

holy fuck thats some luck
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yea nah fuck this game and its shitty connections

other people have such an advantage depending on how their connection to the servers is, fuck this game and blizzard seriously, cant even fix their packet loss issue making you effectively non-existent because you cant hit anyone but others can hit you

so many times did a reinhardt fucking M1 a D.Va that was boosting away and a widowmaker headshotting people through walls while hanzos aim for the air and somehow hit the shitty excuse for a hitbox
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Pharmercy a shit.

Veteran-Aryan a best.
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>>144551647
stop leaving
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>tfw playing mercy and no pharah to damage boost
>tfw playing pharah and no mercy to damage boost me
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>>144551667
They're 114 and 111, not 14 and 11
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>>144551667
over level 100. the guy on the left is 120 lvl.
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>>144551581
Any other tank can counter him. Just walk through the shield and unload in his face. He'll drop it ant then your team can kill him.
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>>144551017
It's a general online game thing. Sure, you can leave to preserve for a few games but you'd have to be a real fucking moron to drop out of every loss and never get a box again.
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>>144550564
>>144551435
Soldier is the dad-friend
>no young lady you will not leave here without getting healed up!
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>>144547134
i think roadhog's actual face is on that wanted poster spray
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>>144551541
THEN WHY WERE YOU EVEN COMPLAINING YOU KEK
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>>144551485
you must have left a ton before that :^)

>>144551667
means they're autistic no life turbonerd virgins
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>>144551631
Most people just instaswitch to Mercy when the team has no support despite the fact that they are probably garbage with her and they just wait for clutch 3-4 teammmate revives
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>>144551327
>Nix
Are you EU?
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Post your playtime by roles?!
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>>144551567
the question is when does it turn over
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>>144551657

>What level do I have to reach to play with people who have actually played Team Fortress 2 or CSGO before?

The one where you get friends.
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>>144551510
It's possible to be a good Reinhardt but you have to block very specific attacks, and ideally never have your shield up for over a second. The Reinhardts who hold up their shield and inch forward for 80 seconds are just a wasted slot that could have gone to an actual tank.
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>>144551682
MOM AND DAD
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>>144550716
>if winston gets a kill his cds are reset
>if he gets a kill in CHIMP OUT mode he can drop his shield
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>>144550716
>Torbjörn
>multiple turrets
>>
>GREY GREY BLUE GREY

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF
>>
voluptuous mercy
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what is the leaver penalty and how does it work?

does it only affect exp?
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>>144551682
nah that's shitty, back to pharah and mercy
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>>144551669
>shitty connections
Works on my computer :^)
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>>144551774
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>>144551682
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>>144551667
they've passed level 100, so they're actually level 111 and 114.
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>>144550716
reinhardt can now move at normal speed when blocking
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>>144551715
>>144551667
nevermind he disconnected, but highest level i've seen so far.
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>Get Devi Symmetra
>Prefer classic or Architech
>tfw no Architech
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>>144551832
-75% exp and that's it. Just dont leave too much midgame.
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>>144551774
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>Got legendary for character i don't even like
kill me
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>>144550087
Are there more of these? What are they even referencing?
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>>144551832

If you leave after character select (but before you see the victory/defeat message) it counts as a leave.

If you rack up enough leaves in a certain number of games you get a leaver penalty. It's basically less exp per game. So basically it's fucking nothing unless you actually care about skins.
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>>144551853
I take it you play TF2 a lot?
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lol
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>>144551797
>Hanamura offense
>Reinhardt YOLO charges the points
>try to leap in & healbot him
>he never attacks
>team continues to hang back
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>>144551841
Okay.
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>>144551927
>>144551983
thats it? level doesnt even mean anything

i already have everything i want for my waifu
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>>144551760
yes mate. you know him?
>>
I'm so dogshit bad at this game that it is almost physically painful to play, sometimes.

Does anybody have a written strategy guide or character counter cheat-sheet they've found that's any good? I'd be willing to watch a video, too, but I prefer to read things like that.
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>>144551992
4200 hours
but now all i play is overwatch
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>>144552017
pretty sure he was joking
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>mfw you can actually stop hanzo's ult with defense matrix
I'm going to abuse this a lot.
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>>144546402
Oh shit, G'day cobber!
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>>144551720
But for "winrate" to matter implies that everyone playing has the same goals, winning the objective game, and both start and end the complete game. This will be the case in Ranked which will have its own skill system, but quick play is full of people trying out new heroes, leaving early, showing up late, picking 6 Meis or whatever. One guy will want to try really hard and win and one guy will want to play Hanzo and practice his aim and those are both fine ways to play because quick play is designed to have no lasting effects. Ranked mode will matter for wins and losses but quick play is a joke.
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>>144552017
What do those stars under mean?
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>>144547141
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>>144546387
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>>144552115
over level 100
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>>144551682
>Pharmercy a shit.

Yes.

>Veteran-Aryan a best.
No.
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>>144552059

That's it for now. If you don't care about cosmetics just go ahead and leave.
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>>144551684
I can't my mommy keeps calling me and I keep getting removed. Give my mommy the leaver penalty, not me.
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>>144552050
thanks man that's good shit thanks a lot too cute
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>>144552050
>>144551841
Gay is not okay.
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>>144550716
Genji
The deflect is now passive and always active
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>>144552082
Nice ruse cruise boss, but that doesn't work.

Unless you mean catching the arrow before it hits something and spawns the dragons, in which case you're fighting an even more garbage than usual Hanzo.
>>
Any hope of private servers/custom maps like TF2? I'm enjoying this game a good amount but playing 36 player servers where people just fuck around in TF2 was the best.
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>>144552017
>what the fuck is irony
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>>144551830
MILF AND DILF
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>>144552067
Kind of, my battletag is Nox, and I met another dude named Nox while playing yesterday, then suddenly a dude named Nix appears too. We went around meming for a while
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>>144546387
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>>144551774
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>>144552165
This is wrong though you start out at bronze.
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>>144552196
gay is very okay
>>
Mercy is 37 years old.
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>>144552082
You can do the same thing with Mei ult. They're not super easy to do but if you have good reactions/are close enough it's very effective and very demoralizing
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>>144552309
kill yourself
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>>144552165
this is wrong, the starting color is bronze and it doesnt change to silver after 100
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>>144551774
no bully pls
>>
See this

What do
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>McSkill mains
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>damage boosting a fully charged Zarya
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>>144551406
t. level 20
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>this matchmaking

what the fuck is going on?
lately I've been grouped with people level 1~6.

is it saying i'm shit?
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>>144552386
Die because I'm frozen
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>>144552317
>>144552364
yeah i just noticed, odd that it is a little off but for the most part it's to show how many there are
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>>144552386
die regardless of my personal skill
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>>144552385
Holy fucking cancer, Batman.
>>
> PotG
> someone presses Q
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>>144552395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJPEeizw-0U
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>>144552401
>t.

what?
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>>144552386
Charge that fat chink with Reinhardt
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>>144552402
yes. your hero pick confirms this
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>>144552402
F O R C E D
5
0
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>>144552402
it means those guys are actually really good!

yes thats exactly what it means
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>>144552385

I always bully Mercy players!

When I run after them they always panic and run away and then die.
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>>144552385
Cocksucking whore.
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>>144552196
You're homophobia only makes me stronger. And harder.
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>>144552386

HAMMER DOWN
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Has anybody ever seen an impressive Bastion PotG?

I've only seen that one .webm where he rocket jumps onto the control point
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>>144551774
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>Things you expect to happen as the meta evolves in the game
>Not a patch list. Just your general predictions.

Overtime will be reworked to not refresh. Ult charge time will increase across the board. A lot of heroes will get locked ultimate animations in the same style as Hanzo (including Pharah, Reaper, Mercy, S:76, Bastion...) to make Q of the game harder to pull off (this will happen when pros whine enough and when people overall get tired of the current format of Q. I'll give it a year or two before it happens though). Blizzard will embrace stopwatch as the official ranked game mode because it's the only thing that actually makes sense.
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>>144552385
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>>144552082
Anything Genji can deflect, D.Va can absorb.
>tfw slapping defense matrix on top of a sneaky DIE DIE DIE and killing him afterwards
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>>144550217
thank god for the censor. Close one
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They seriously need to give an EXP boost to teams that have levels under 5 playing on it.

It's fucking stupid that the enemy team has everyone level 20~30.

>>144552519
I didn't even pick him. I actually left the game.

>>144552520
What's forced 50?

>>144552529
Welp
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>>144552385
Mercy maining fags are such cancer
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>>144552386
shift right click and hit her out of the air with a pipe while we fly in opposite directions

ratboy doesnt have time for your shit, piggy
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>>144552498
that's still better than the potgs where someone shoots two people 7 seconds apart

i swear blizzard fucked the algorithm between beta and release
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>complaining about mcree when roadhog is essentially the same thing but ranged
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>eating all those <200hp characters for free with le monkey man
I still got problems utilizing his ult properly other than a health extend
his strikes deal little damage and knock enemies away and it's hard to see what the fuck is going on
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>>144552658
that sounds retarded. and if you're playing with sub 20 players it means you suck
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>>144552553
I disagree with your ship, but I respect your opinion
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>>144552689
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>playing Reinhardt
>see another Reinhardt
>"HUAH" "HUAH"
>enemy teams both kill eachother while we participate in GLOOOORIOUS COMBAT
>>
>take lucio on koth
>do nothing but skate around walls on the point with heal aura on
>we win
>2 gold medals
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>>144552385
I wouldn't bully you tho you can be my healslut all day
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>>144552741
winston can't even deal with mccree or tracer in any way
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>>144552689
The thing is, though, that you have to actually aim with the hook.
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>>144552608
I've seen one where he shifts mid jump onto the payload past a reinhardt and spins around killing 3 or 4 guys

that was cool
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>>144552196
girl on girl love is the purest love
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Anyone have any guides for genji on how to do the long jump?

I can't seem to get the timing right.
>>
>>144552689

Is McCree now melee only
>>
>>144552741
so zen and tracer?
>>
>literally first time playing genji on defense no less
>reflect a high noon right into mcskill

this fucking hero

time to instalock him every time
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>>144552742
>it's retarded that a team full of noobs shouldn't get an exp boost for winning against a team that clearly has more hours

I have 72% winrate though.
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>>144552828
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS OF THIS GYM
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>>144552741
His ult is what I hate about this character
you can't see anything when you use it because your arms take up 90% of your UI
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>>144552328
maybe if you're gay
for the rest of us it's like
>ok ew
>could you not plz
>kthx
>>
>>144552828
is it like an unspoken rule that 2 reinhardts on different teams HAVE to charge into each other?
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>>144552817
jokes on you, i was only pretending to be- fuck
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>actually have a competent team for once while playing support
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>>144551774
Based dubstep kid can carry a couple bad teammates, so I main him.
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>>144552861
>Anal
Gross
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>>144546369
I hope you have the "PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING" voice line to go with it
>>
>>144552386
wraith form before i get frozen then blow her brains out when it ends
>>
>>144552689
Good job being even more of a shitter than people who want to change his flashbang outside of its radius.
>>
>>144550716
>Bastion
>He can move faster than his normal speed while in turret form
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>>144552861
Sauce
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>buy game hoping it won't suffer from the same problem as mobas where nobody works together and my winrate plummets even though I do my best to support
>nobody works together and my winrate plummets even though I do my best to support

I an literally the only support to 5 fucking retards every game.
>>
>>144552836
"aim"
This is a shooter game that was released on consoles anon
>>
>>144552903
youre just missing out
its really that simple
>>
When does your status change from "unranked" on Master Overwatch?
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>>144552889
levels mean shit, see this guy >>144551327 and myself

if you have such a great winrate a little challenge shouldnt be a problem :^)
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>>144552885

Genji is the best. Highest skill but high reward.
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>>144547248
Bulky offense with an extra life as a glass cannon
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>>144553078
When Blizzard adds ranked play to Overwatch
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>>144553049
Here is a (you), spend it well.
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>>144553042
it's in the title of the video if you hover on the [close] Klaudia Kelly
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>>144552385
help, I can't stop playing Mercy

What's wrong with me?
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>>144552932
yes

you must decide then who is the alpha reinhardt and who is the beta reinhardt
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>>144546387
Had to pick 2 favorites, I just love Hanzo and Soldier. I would've added Genji in there too but 3 is too much
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>>144552689
Roadhog is melee character.
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>>144553047
>buy game hoping it won't suffer from the same problem as mobas where nobody works together and my winrate plummets even though I do my best to support
literally why did you think this
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>play Reinhardt
>10 kills 0 deaths
>15 kills 3 deaths
>19 kills 5 deaths
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>>144553226
Well I thought the paywall might keep the worst of the retards out and people would be more like launch TF2 when things were good
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>>144553070
you homo posters try really really hard to be hated, don't you?
>>
>Play of the game
>Me as Hanzo
>Kill 4 people in 7 arrows
>Don't miss a single arrow
>Don't get a single vote at the end
?????
>>
>>144552689
Yeah and roadhog doesnt shit out 840 damage in 3 buttons
>>
>Want to play Mercy
>Game 1 a Tracer and Obama dives behind everyone targeting me all game nobody ever shoots at her only die three times despite this
>End up losing horribly
>Game 2
>3 widowmakers
>Lose horribly
>Game 3
>Team fights everyone except for the point
>Lose horribly
>Play Mccree every game
>win 7 straight
I'm not sure, but I think I may hate this game.
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>>144552803
I don't mind Mercy x 76. It's just that it doesn't...grab me like Mercy x Pharah. I personally can't see them getting together.
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>>144546367
Trust me, it feels like its the other way around with turbo dyke mother issues the bird.
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>>144553318
No one likes Hanzo, he has a bad rep
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>>144553192
Had no idea spoiled images stil gave filename

Thanks
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>>144553318

You're Hanzo. You were lucky people even stuck around to play that game with you.
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>>144553218
>Pierced nipples

Insta closed every time.
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>Get POTG
>It's me missing all my Widowmaker shots except for the last three which are headshots
>Everyone types shit like the following
>"Wow you fucking suck lol."
>"How is that potg?"
>"Yeah that was the worst shit I've seen."
>"Nice."

WELL IF I GOT POTG WITH MY SHITTY WIDOWMAKER THEN HOW FUCKING BAD AREN'T YOU GUYS!
>>
>>144553317
thats all on you~
>>
>>144552834
tracer isn't that bad

>>144552880
=<200
>>
>>144552507
T = Terveisin = regards
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>>144553314
it's still a blizzard game
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>>144552262
>Nox

yo is dis you, the game just happened 10 seconds ago
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>When the team you thought was previously lackluster comes together so well at the end you aren't even mad Windowlicker took the most worthless potg ever

http://plays.tv/video/5754922fc7c482622c/teamwork

Good work guys, dad76's happy
>>
>>144553318
the issue with hanzo is that the vast majority of people who play him are shit
>>
>>144553318
Nobody wants to vote for fucking hanzo because everyone that doesn't play him hates him, even if he actually makes a good play. Deal with it.
>>
>>144552507
how new
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>>144553439
>playing widowmaker
>expecting sympathy
>>
why is roadhog healed by sniffing gas?
>>
>>144553218
I guess if you like to have faecal matter all over your dick.
>>
>>144553314
it's filled with blizzard fanboys

when everybody else has abandoned it those will be the only guys playing it
>>
>44% WR
wew
>>
>>144553569
hes part abbo so huffing the fumes heals him
>>
How do I get gud with tracer? She just seems to die straight away.
>>
Roadhog nerf when?

>Be reinhardt
>pin roadhog into a wall AND get 1 hit off
>he headshots me once
>dead
>this has happened twice.

Fucking stupid.
>>
>>144553569
he's an abbo and thus huffs petrol
>>
>>144553569
Why is Reaper healed by sniffing souls?
>>
>>144553218
m...mom?
>>
>>144553569
Australians finally learned the powers of huffing petrol from the Abos
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>>144553318
>caring about placebo
good goy
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>>144553491
Nope, I'm just level 51
>>
Tracers cute girldick
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>>144553624
Maybe don't charge Roadhog
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>>144553496
>Soldier: 76
>Accuracy: 40%
>Carrer AVG: 32%

Haha how fucking bad are you.
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>>144553184

when does that happen
>>
>>144553593
what is an enema
>>
>>144553569
Because he comes from the land down under, where abbos have a serious problem with sniffing gas.
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>>144553624
>Roadhog
>Not absolute utter shit

Maybe you should stop charging the 600HP fatty with a shotgun you fucking retard.
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>Want to change my BNet ID to something referential to my support main picks
>But what if I start playing other characters?
What do?
>>
Here's the real pairing list you fags:

Soldier 76 x Mercy

Reinhardt x D.Va

McCree x Tracer

Reaper x Widowmaker

Torbjorn x Zarya

Winston x Symmetra

Roadhog x Mei
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>>144553318
no one has respect for snipers

no one. suck a dick
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>>144553660
read the dictionary entry for "placebo" for me
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>>144553317
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>>144553569
there's a pantsu in there and he sniffs them hard to get going again
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>>144553618
shoot the enemies with your guns and don't let them shoot you with their guns
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>>144553686
what are your stats, friend?
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>shooting everyone in the fuckin face as mercy
>>
>>144553624
charge roadhog
fire strike
hammer swing

easy
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>>144553759
B-But I wasn't sitting back sniping like a bitch, I did that in close quarters
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>>144553735

then you will be like those bestrivenNA people playing a lee sin
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>>144553751
>>Soldier 76 x Mercy

Keep dreaming faggot.
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>>144553751
heres the real pairing list you fag:
>>
>teammate picks reinhardt on koth
>he stands in the first choke point with his shield up
>literally never moves up anywhere near the point for 3 minutes straight
XD!
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>>144553318
Unless you got POTG there is almost certainly any other hero you could've picked & done more with
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>>144553624
>Be reinhardt
>see some fat guy
>charge him instead of thinking 5 sec that it's the one guy I shouldn't charge
>bitch on taiwanese fishing forums instead
>>
>>144553614
>>144553630
>>144553646
Is it actually a true thing thats hes an abbo or is it just assumed
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>>144553368
I see the parent thing has them working together, as well as him being the idealistic hero before the fall. She's younger than him, he works well with her as someone to damage boost while he heals her, and I have no doubt she has some daddy issues. Pharah feels like she lacks personality so far and the lore doesnt feel like it supports them.

Then again, by lore we probably both lose to Genji x Mercy
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>>144552619
>A lot of heroes will get locked ultimate animations in the same style as Hanzo (including Pharah, Reaper, Mercy, S:76, Bastion...) to make Q of the game harder to pull off
What?
>>
>>144553686
>accuracy
>infinite ammo
>super fast reload

WHEN will the MEMES STOP

Literally go look up the highest ranked players in the world, they all have 25-50 accuracy for everyone. Because it turns out shooting a lot in a game with infinite ammo is really really good. If you're not firing your gun you're fucking up.
>>
>>144553751
Trash/10

>>144553886
>That halloween outfit isn't a skin for Mercy yet

Blizzard please
>>
>>144553751
>Here's the real pairing list you fags:
>Soldier 76 x Mercy
>Reinhardt x D.Va
>McCree x Tracer
>Reaper x Widowmaker
>Torbjorn x Zarya
>Winston x Symmetra
>Roadhog x Mei

>overwatch
>all het
pick one
>>
>>144552689
Bait or not kill yourself.
>>
>>144547551
>class label matters

i bet you care about commendations too
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>>144552386
nothing, it's already too late
>>
>>
>>144553709
Anon, real life isn't like your porn movies.
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>>144553751
Here's the real pairing list you fags:
Gun x your head
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>>144553828
>high noon rolls around
>shoot him in the face
>ryuujin no hentai behind me
>shoot him in the face
>justice rains
>shoot her in the face too

The key to using Mercy's pistol is to be aware of situations where your healing beam is completely useless.
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So why should I suffer because other people are shit again?
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>>144553959
I bet there'll come holiday themed shit eventually, with SPOOKY SKINS INBOUND FOR HALLOWEEN
>>
>>144548501
I want to hug Zenyatta and have him make an awkward remark because he doesn't understand humor.
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>>144553725

>roadhog
>not a absolute god when played correctly
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>Shipping
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>>144552386
Easy. Flashbang into fan the hammer is an easy counter.
>>
WHAT FUCKING SENSITIVITY AM I SUPPOSED TO USE? IT'S EITHER TOO LOW OR TOO HIGH!!!
>>
>>144553735

Just pick something less obvious like "Pocketpet" or "Myteamisabunchofidiots"
>>
>>144554132
Your suffering comes from your inability to realize that you are also shit

You are much like the retard who gets his fist caught in a jar of peanut butter and blames God for your pain

You cannot understand what it happening so the only thing you can do is cry
>>
>>144554209
Just right
>>
D.VA X MEI !
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>>144554132
Because you're not good enough carry shit players against another group of shit players
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>someone turns the corner
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>>144554132
Your team is asking the same thing about you
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>>144554209
10 sens at 450 dpi
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>>144554105

Joke's on you faggot if guns love my head then they'll jam if I try to shoot myself.
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>>144554132
>Another "why does everyone on the team suck except me" post
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>>144554272
>>
>>144554272
no dva is my wife

back the fuck off
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>>144554309
>>
>>144553686
>he doesn't shoot everything in spawn

get a load of this autist
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how do I counter the toaster
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>>144554095
>sample
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>>144553984
>>
>>144554413
DUHHH HOW DO I COUNTER A STOVE
>>
>>144554413
ask the wizard for a brain
>>
>>144554413
Don't touch the stove
>>
>>144554413
Genji
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>enemy rein begging me to stop ramming him and his pocket mercy up against a wall

HAMMER DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER

I'M COMING FOR YOUR MERCY
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STOP
SHOOTING
ZARYAS
SHIELD
YOU
DUMB
ASS
FUCKING
INBRED
CONSTANZA
LOOKING
CUNTS
>>
>>144554132
Because of your failure to get out of the basement and make friends with people who aren't shitters so you can group up with them.
>>
>>144554413

You don't because he's trained in gorilla tactics and he already got his sights on you
>>
>>144554413
He's stationary and sucks at long distance. Figure it out.
>>
>>144554282
>carrying people as support or tank cause literally nobody ever picks those roles
>>
I'm absolutely so fucking sick of Widowmaker, the most anti-fun character I've ever played against in any FPS.

I don't want to play Winston every fucking match.
>>
>>144554354
Truly we are blessed to have all the best players in the world in /owg/, you would think that if what they say is true then there would be lots of people posting "Wow I just got carried by a really good player, I didn't do much that game but we won anyway"

But nope, everyone is always the #1 player in the world 100% of the time, win or lose, what are the odds they would all be here in /owg/?
>>
>>144553317
Sauce on this webm? that show looks golden
>>
I'd like to see D.Va get a small buff. Either

a) No more slow-down while shooting (given that her weapon is weak anyway)

or

b) Make her taking damage with her shield do something funky and interesting, like give her back health or charge her ult-meter, so players are actually encouraged to use her as a tank more, rather than a sentient exploding bullet
>>
>he plays lucio
>on KOTH
>Isn't the most cancerous cunt in the game
>>
>>144554538
>caring about roles
>not picking the hero you feel is the best in any situation
>>
WHEN IS THE OPTION TO REMOVE JOIN IN PROGRESS WHEN SEARCHING FOR GAMES

I HAVE LITERALLY JUST GOT, LITERALLY, 7 GAMES IN A ROW THAT I JOINED THAT WERE ALREADY ABOUT TO END

AND BEFORE YOU ASK WHY I DIDNT STICK AROUND, ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS I DIDNT WANT TO STAY ON THE TEAM THAT JUST FUCKING LOST WHILE THE OTHER TEAM ALL STAY IN THE LOBBY
>>
>>144554432
reminder that blizzard has confirmed some of the heroes are gay
>>
>>144554413

Genji
Really long range (not always possible)
Deal damage that doesn't require a direct line of sight.
>>
>>144554621
>that ideology
you're probably some 40% winrate dork and you're telling people to carry games
shut the fuck up
>>
>>144554413
d.va defense matrix and boost in to rape
>>
so is there a list for who for defense and who for offense.
for example mercy-def, lucio-off
>>
>>144554557
honestly i don't remember it's been so long

i found it on the board which name triggers and hurts fee fee's
>>
>>144554582
They've already announced that they're buffing D. Va you shitter
>>
>Lose 5 straight
>Finally winning a game
>Two people leave
>in 5 minutes dont get replacements
I'm just about to uninstall this piece of shit
>>
>>144552483
>>144552659
But why? I like playing her and most other people don't seem to.
>>
>>144554585
NOT playing lucio on koth is what's cancerous
>>
The game is meant to shuffle the teams after a shitstomp

If it doesn't then the enemy team are probably a 5-6 man stack and you should leave
>>
>>144554582
here is what I would do

>she can now shoot while flying
>shooting no longer slows her down
>health outside of meka increased from 150 to 200
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>>144554585
and I get legendary for that shit dial on it
>>
>have McCree backed up against a wall
>activate Winston ult
>he doesn't die
Jesus, how many times do I have to hit someone to kill them?
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>>144554695
>quick play
>winrate

LoVe ThIs MeMe BrO
>>
>be reinhardt
>literally just sitting on the payload holding m2 while it slowly crawls to the finishing line
>team is busy spawn camping

okay i guess.
>>
>>144554582
e is already one of the best non-ult abilities in the game it doesnt need anything else

they just need to make her less vulnerable when going in and out of her suit, and reduce her mech critbox
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>>144554723
Well, for one thing, you never, ever, ever play Torb or Symmetra on offence.
>>
>>144554723
>for example mercy-def, lucio-off
that is wrong
so many people have no idea how to play this fucking game yet they think they do it's fucking insane
just uninstall retard
>>
>>144554839
>Winston ult
>killing anything
>>
>Setting up as bastion on the moving platform thing on the snow level

Critical was right, this is fun as fuck
>>
>>144554839
he deals 40 dmaage per swing you shitter. l2aim
>he can't even aim with melee
lmao mei main confirmed
>>
>>144554413

Widowmaker or Hanzo can take him down pretty quickly. Winston is also handy against Bastion; just get up close, pop down a bubble with you inside and him outside, and start blasting him with lightning.

You can also pound the shit out of him with McCree's hammer-fan, if you can get close enough.

And if you use Mei to throw an ice-wall up in front of him, it makes him useless for a bit.

You can beat him with Soldier 76 if you're willing to play hide and seek and hit him while he reloads, whittle him down, then close the distance while he heals.

Finally, Pharrah from above is a good way to deal with Bastion.

You have lots of options. Pretty much anything other than "charge into the maws of death". I've even just charged him as Reinhardt and smacked the shit out of him.
>>
>>144554840
confirmed lmao
>>
>>144554927
>the moving platform thing on the snow level

what game is this
>>
>>144554674
who are gay?
>>
>>144554907
Winston ult shouldn't knock people back. He should grab someone by the ankle and slam them like the Hulk slamming Loki.
>>
>>144554839
You should've aimed correctly. Now he's gonna fuck you up.
>>
>>144554674
Cool sources, anon-chan
>>
>People think a 20 tick game can be competitive
>>
>Prepare to attack
>Widowmaker, Hanzo and Genji already locked in
>>
>>144554983
Super Mario 64
>>
>>144554949

>Use Winston
>Against Bastion

We taught him wrong as a joke.
>>
>>144554818
your ideas are shit, go buy a rope

>>144554839
5 for 200hp, its 40 a swing
>>
>>144554947
40 damage is fucking nothing you need to hit someone with 200hp 5fucking times while knocking them around the map
>>
>>144554949
>Winston is also handy against Bastion

Not sure where you got this idea. Winston's shield is good for maybe a quarter second of Bastion fire at close range. May as well pick Junkrat and try to land bombs on his head from behind a wall.
>>
>>144554674
>some
all some guy was asking was
>is there a hero
and they answered 'yes' and now we all wonder who it could be
I bet my money on soldier
>>
>>144554515
>STOP
>SHOOTING
>ZARYAS
>SHIELD
how the fuck else am i supposed to damage her than shoot her to break shield? melee her? whenever i get close to her she fries me with her death ray
>>
>>144555069
Widow and Hanzo can be good reactionary picks on offence, but if they're locked in from the start it's probably gonna be a shitshow.
>>
>>144555046
Comp matches are 60 tick. Still not good enough, but minimally acceptable.
>>
>>144555046
Pub games are not competitive and were never meant to be competitive, any sort of matchmaking game is just to see the pretty colors

Lobby games are higher than 20 tick so they can be competitive, but /owg/ will never ever get to the point where they will play a lobby, or even a 6-man pubstack because they are the bottom of the barrel shit
>>
>>144554818
>health outside of meka increased from 150 to 200

Fuck no. Out of mech D.Va is fine. She hits hard and her hitbox is an ant. It's mech D.Va that needs reworking.
>>
>>144554949
bastion is probably one of the hardest counters to winston
>>
>>144555069
>losing
>they never change
>they continue to do nothing but sit at the back of the map missing/trickling onto the point and dying instantly

How do I stop it
>>
>>144555151
>shoots shield
>WAAAOW WHY DOES SHE DO SO MUCH DAMAGE
DSP is that you?
>>
>>144555151
Holy shit are you serious please stop playing so I never have to match with you
>>
>>144555151
You can't break the shield you mong it only exists as a bait to make her stronger
>>
>>144554983
Overwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxO8AqZcekk
>>
>>144555151
Her shield doesn't break. Wait for it to go down and THEN shoot her.
>>
>>144555151
it only holds 2 seconds
just ignore her cause she won't be doing damage if nobody hits her
>>
>>144555151
When you see her shield go up, press R. This ensures that you will not shoot until her shield is down.
>>
>>144554515
>>144555151
no joke,
I never thought her shield would last longer this way
I mean, when I shoot Reinhardts itg breaks
when I shoot Winstons it breaks
why should it be different with the Russian?
>>
>>144555151
>how the fuck else am i supposed to damage her than shoot her to break shield?
How about you wait 2 seconds?

>whenever i get close to her she fries me with her death ray
It's only that strong because you shoot it you dipshit. It's nothing if it's not charged.
>>
>>144555151
the shield goes away after two seconds and then she can't re-apply it for twelve seconds
>>
>>144555151
you're not breaking that shit unless you're a melee range turret bastion, retard
>>
>>144555128
It's almost like tank ultimates are meant to used for area control instead of pure DPS
>>
>>144555151
Her shield doesn't last a long time at all, just wait
>>144555271
yes it does
>>
>>144555151
>break Zarya's shield

laughinggirls.jpg
>>
>>144554839

Winston's ult isn't best for killing. What's it great for is clearing an area. So on payload or control, it's great for clearing the objective of enemies so your team can move in.

And if your team is stuck in a tiny chokepoint while the enemy shoots at them, primal Winston is a great way to fuck that up. Just activate ult, dive headlong into the enemy's ranks, and go apeshit. It's basically one giant non-ignorable distraction.

And because it heals him and recharges his cooldowns, once it's done, you can pop a bubble to turn the area you just cleared into a new toehold.

This is what Winston is for. Helping your team suddenly and aggressively advance forward. (As opposed to, say, Reinhardt, whose purpose is helping your team advance slowly but steadily.)
>>
>>144555334
>>144555334
>>144555334
new thread
>>
>>144555263
her own shield blocks 200 damage

ally barriers 400

retard
>>
>>144555271
>>144555275
yes you can, it only absorbs 200 damage but you should still not try that

>>144555332
I know, I was just answering to that fuckwad who thought you could reliably kill shit with it that wasn't already dying
>>
so uhh.. what's everyone up to nowadays?

gaining levels to open boxes is fun but it's getting painfully slow after your 30s

I kinda sucks too when you can't do very well at the game and only do fine like 1 in 10 games
>>
>>144555267
Based Cr1TiKaL
>>
>>144553946
That's just a joke
>>
>>144555263
>>144555356
You can break her shield though. It requires a lot of power, but it's possible. You better be sure to kill her afterwards as well, otherwise you ded.
>>
>>144555151
Tell me what you main right now so I can laugh even harder
>>
>>144555212
>Fuck no. Out of mech D.Va is fine. She hits hard and her hitbox is an ant. It's mech D.Va that needs reworking.
it is so she doesn't get one shotted by a windowlicker body shot
>>
>>144555417
Oh my bad, I thought you were the original person asking why the fuck tank ults aren't great for damage

Some people make me question my sanity
>>
>>144548214
>>144548312
>>144548178

kill yourselves
>>
>>144555451
I play a mix of DVa and offensive Mercy
>>
>>144554082
I would like the source for this
>>
>>144554854

Someone post the "Reinhardt on payload" zyzz gif pls
>>
>>144555215

Oh yeah, no: in an open field, face-to-face, Bastion will fuck Winston up every time.

But if Bastion is tied up shooting other people, and you want to get in and deal with him quickly, Winston is a good way to do it, because he has high mobility (e.g. you can jump across the courtyard and drop down on him from behind) and the bubble-shield grants him a precious few seconds of defense.

In all honesty, most of the time you don't even need to kill Bastion (as Winston or anyone). You just need to scare the shit out of him so he runs away to find a new position, which buys time while your team does their thing. Same goes with Widowmaker.
>>
>>144555421
>but it's getting painfully slow after your 30s
>exp cap levels off after 23

Do casuals really not even notice this?
>>
>>144553541
around 2007-8 I guess, you?
>>
Buy Me Overwatch
>>
Anybody wanna group up and be best friends and have lots and lots of fun?
>>
>>144547248
>>144547369
>people are actually this bad
Fly into snipers/turrets/bastions, 1 for 1 with mech.
Now that you got buffed, kill everything with zero suit.
Seriously, I kill almost anyone 1v1 with ZS D.va. Even 2v1ed a Zen and Hanzo. Being able to do damage at a place without even being there is really fucking good in a game full of hitscans.
>>
>>144556318
eu?
>>
>>144556356
Yep, Battletag is ACaaron#2749
>>
>get Paragon skin for Reinhardt
>tfw white and gold
>tfw VALOROUS and CHIVALROUS and VIRTUOUS as fuck
PRECISION
GERMAN
ENGINEERING
>>
>>144555151
Are you the fucking reason the enemy Zayra's I face always seem to have 70+ charge? God fucking damn it.
>>
>>144548510
HAJIME!
>>
>>144549578
yep, irony, that's what he said, good job.
>>
>>144550359
Funny, I just played a few rounds opposite to that guy.
>>
>MMR goes up
>enjoyment goes down

Every time
>>
>>144559810

>losing streak
>win once against a new team
>searching for more balanced match
>>
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Post more of best boy
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>>144560889
only boy, the rest are men.
>>
I've been slowly improving. Today I've had my best average accuracy, damage, eliminations and everything.

Yet I've lost so many games. How do people honestly stand playing in solo queue? When you get gold eliminations with lucio there is something wrong.

What more can I do, god damn it, I used to have 56% win rate and now it's 5.2%
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