/owg/ - Overwatch General

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D.Va

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>It's not your team anon, it's you!

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third for reaper

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What's your favorite skin, emote, voiceline and highlight intro for your favorite class?

>>144513721
I need source on all of these legendary DVA pics.

>>144513721
Where can i find myself some GAY headphones

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Replace eliminations medal with an activity medal yea or nay?

>>144513737
I've had too many losing matches I've been backfilled into where I have gold in elims with three whole kills. Sometimes the other team is too good, sometimes your team is shit, but the constant is that the matchmaker fucks you like a barbwire dildo half the time.

>>144513757

Favorite Character: Roadhog
Favorite Skin: Islander
Favorite emote: Can crusher
Favorite voiceline: "Say Bacon one more time"
Favorite Hilight Intro: Whole Hog

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quick, post the reaperiest reaper you got

>>144513770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo3z7gtix4s

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Reminder that if your winrate is below 70% you shouldn't be allowed to post in this thread

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Post your hero ideas /owg/.
Ana Amari, Pharah's mom. Basically a support sniper. Has a bolt-action sniper rifle, which means she won't need to charge up like Widowmaker. To combat this, she's obviously unable to shoot in quick succesion, and her shots only deal 100 damage. Hitscan.
Her alt fire is a long range shot that heals a friendly target for 100+50 over 2.5 seconds. 3 second cooldown.
Her E is an autoaim (like Zenyattas orbs) that relies on line of sight. It halves all damage the target receives for 4 seconds. 8 second cooldown.
Her Shift amplifies her next shot to bounce – if regularly fired, it will deal normal damage (100 or 200 on headshot) to the first target hit, then bounce to the nearest enemy to deal 75, then bounce to a third enemy and deal 50. If used for heal, the first allied target will be healed for 100+50, the two other targets will be healed for just 100. 16 second cooldown, half if the shot misses, 75% less if the heal misses. Both prioritize new targets in range, but will bounce back to the first if there are only two near each other.
Her ult doubles the size of her bullets, increases all values by 50% (except for the shield, which only gets a duration increase to 6 seconds) and reduces all cooldowns by 50% for 10 seconds.
She might seem pretty strong, but she's almost defenseless if someone sneaks up on her. She CAN shoot unscoped, but this is inefficient. Her bounce needs a nearby enemy to work as well.

>>144513779

you're wearing them right now

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Anyone else sometimes wants to go reaper to fill a role, but still never pick him because his voicelines are so goddamn edgy?
>soldierdad ftw
>tfw you're getting older and slower
My glorious q3 days from 12 years ago are but a memory.
Still having a whole lot of fun with my bros.

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Nth for american manlets

>>144513898
do you run with a full crew at all times or something? Or have you just had amazing luck with non-retard teammates?

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>>144513862
I'm a high functioning psychopath

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>>144513757
>scavenger
>bunny hop
>"Is this easy mode?"
>Lying around
Also spray and victory pose because you didn't mention them:
>nano cola
>peace

>>144513898
>abandoning your team in their darkest moment

>>144513835
>not boo emote

>play lucio
>have infinite fun
Seriously he's just so good

supporting your team feels great
amping speed aura during someones ult to help them fuck the enemy team(roadhog = lol) feels great
wallriding to clutch heal someone feels great

>>144513945
it's satire, it's hilarious when you get used to it
>spamming "Next" voice line between kills

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>Widowmaker
>not the edgiest character

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Post quality artwork

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>>144513862

>>144513757
>Tracer
>Slipstream
>Spin
>Check me out
>Serious Business
>Sitting
>Cute

>>144514053
delet
this

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>A good Widowmaker ruins games
>A bad Widowmaker ruins games
there is no winning. Just delete this bitch.

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> when you win the game on your own

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>>144513945
>not being cool enough to be the reaper man

Reply ending in 7 picks which of these skins I buy

Plague Doctor Reaper
Mach T Tracer
Punk Tracer
Stonehardt Reinhardt
Thunderbird Pharah
Mechaqueen Phara

>>144513941
>support sniper

OVER HERE, SLOWCOACH

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>>144514131

MECHAQUEEN

>>144514102
No.

Alter her abilities so that she fights with her huge butt instead.

>>144513757
White rabbit
heartbreaker(i think thats the dva one where she shoots the heart)
and then Eject

going for seconds with
normal mccree
spit
name's mccree best intro in the game

>>144514102
If Genji/Zarya exist they can screw over an above average one

If it's a godlike one you have no chance though

>>144514113
nice fedora tip

>>144514131
mechquee

>>144514152
Huh?

>>144513978
Usually in pubs, maybe 30% of time with friends. You can turn even some worst team mates to be useful by just asking them to play something fitting for the match
>>144514019
I've never done that unless game throws me in to match with like 30 secs left

>>144514168
also winkyface/sure as hell aint ugly

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So who do you think is getting the next cinematic

Shut up you know they're going to make more.

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>>144513941
PETRA Act-backed Super cop in charge of maintaining the law and order of earth.
Leader of the third faction post-Overwatch/post-Talon instated to prevent ex-members of Overwatch from violating the PETRA Act and Talon from committing anti-Omnic terrorism, as they are recognized citizens of Earth protected by basic rights.

Main weapon is a machine pistol.
Shift is a flashbang grenade with a real blind.
RMB is a shackling energy shot that anchors someone to a tether on a nearby static fixture.
Tether can be shot and destroyed.
Q is an AoE disarm and silence.

Legendary Skin: I AM THE LAW

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>>144514180
thanks bruh

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why are reaper players so adorable

>win too often
>instead of having close games like before, i now get matched against stacks and have total retards on my team

fuck forced 50

How do I get good at hitting Rein charges?

>>144514215
every time I ask someone to choose something we need they tell me to fuck myself. I'm like ok we really need 2 Hanzos and a Widow on attack. cool...

>>144514131
>list with literally only two good skins
wow its shit
why not get goth zarya while you're at it

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>tfw you get pingpong'd

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Bastion gets all the girls

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>>144514256
hopefully mercy so we can get more reaction pics.

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>>144514315

>Same anime face for everyone

>>144514297

look in the general direction of the enemy team and hit shift

>>144514270
I saw your reddit post
seems pretty solid, but it might be a mei-esque deal with the shackle

>>144514315
Deep inside it wants to shoot them all

>>144514256

Probably someone who hasn't had a comic yet, so I'm guessing D.VA, Mercy or Zenyatta

>>144514131
Punk Trashit.

i get that for some reason the game needs an epìc sniper class because devs are unable to imagine a fucking game without a fucking sniper but does she also have to be INSANELY FUCKING OVERPOWERED to boot?

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>>144514297
During charge you can aim with strafe, not with the mouse.

>>144514378
I don't post on Reddit.
Did someone copy-paste my idea there? I've been shilling this for weeks in the thread.

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>>144514382

around omnics, watch for tics

>>144514310
I already have most of the skins I wanted at release so I'm down to like 7 heroes without legendaries

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>>144514289
What in tarnation did you just hollar at me you little cattle rustler? You should know that I'm the best goddamn cowboy from Texas to Tennessee, and I have been involved in countless cattle drives across the midwest, and I have over 300 confirmed wrangles. I am train'd to fire a rattlesnake clean through the eye with my trusty six-shoot from twenny yards off. So do ya feel lucky, partner? I can blow your hat clean off without breaking a sweat, 'ear me buddy. Ya feel so darn safe behind yer new fangled electric telegram contraption. Well, you gotta another thing coming, partner. Right now i'm in cahoots mah secret network of highly skilled bounty hunters so lock up your barn cause there's a storm coming, bucko. The storm tha's gonna level your puny little ranch off the west, the whole fucking caboodle. I can be any point of the map, at any point of my pocket watch. An' I can beat your shit to a pulp o'er 700 ways, and tha's just with mah brawlin' mits. Not only am I prepared for a rootin tootin point an' shootin, but I'm loaded with all kinds of nasty boomsticks and I'll use them to blow your ugly mug off god's good earth, Oh boy kiddo, if only you knew the knee-high cow shit you got your boots into by airin' yer lungs at me. Maybe you coulda thought twice. But you just coul'nt, you just darn di'nt, and now you’re gonna have to pay up, you god darn coot. I'll make yer mah privy, boy. So get ready for the shitstorm. You’re a walking coffin, partner.

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>Lowest playtime
>All cosmetics are either Indian streetshitter clothing or an indian shitting goddess
>Indians blame that no one is playing her because she is not a good support
>63% winrate

explain yourselves, you fucking streetshitters

Third Reich or Wolfenstein Reinhardt skin when?
Also where are the air intakes and fuel tank for his jet engine situated?

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>>144513862
There you go, bro

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>>144514294
>win a few games
>next game get put into a team where half the players are under lvl 15
>enemy team are all above lvl 50
>the players not under lvl 15 on my team are pretty good
>low lvl shits are fucking awful
>all the low lvl scum on my team are already on my avoid list because they're shit
>lose
>run into them 2 more times in the next hour
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT BLIZZARD IM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT KILL YOURSELVES FUCK

>>144514405
>infrasight just puts a mark over the enemy
>marks pulse every second
>same height for all characters so no free headshots
>increase charge time slightly on scope
>decrease venom mine projectile velocity
>decrease zipline cooldown

>>144514449
was the name Crackdown? if so yeah I saw it there

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Alright /owg/, give me a Reaper name that'll show my true angst and despair to all of my fellow players?

>>144514558
darknesskiller6669

>>144514168
The Duel is better

>random player called me a healslut for maining mercy
>felt good
how do i stop this

>>144514547
I never gave him a name.
If it's on Reddit, it might get a bit more publicity at least.

>Play Mercy cause no one else wants to heal
>Get camped by McCree and Genji for first round of Lijang tower
>"Our healer is shit gg"
>Switch off of healer and they call me salty

Am I missing something here? Is Mercy able to kill McCree and Genji hunting me as soon as I spawn so I have no one to jump to or is it just pubs being faggots?

>>144514558
Reality

>>144514592
It would be better if it just stopped at the pose

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>>144514586
the fuck?

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>>144513862

>>144513757
For Tracer:
T. Racer
Spin
Aww Rubbish
Sitting
Serious Business

It's the perfect combination of cute for Tracer.

For Mercy:
Valkyrie
No Pulse
ZUPAH
Casual
Battle Angel

For maximum combat medic

>>144514558
https://twitter.com/ReaperNames

reminder that lucio is better for pubs than mercy

>>144514641
anon we went through this before
i know you're trying to meme the newfriends but its just soldier's other hand

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>>144514507
Not gonna get anything closer then this, imagine the sjw buttblastery if they added anything remotely nazistic. That eagle is probably already pushing it because people are stupid.

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This is your daily reminder to switch and counter if you're doing poorly.

If you don't do this you're a thorn in the side of players like me who consistently deal extraordinary damage but still lose because of autistic chucklefucks who feel entitled to act like retards and play horribly. Its okay though, my avoided players list continues to expand, soon I will have filter out all the garbage, and only the quality players will remain.

Pic related hot robot dick

>>144514405
Just make her god damn ult voice line global.
Its probably THE most important ult to know about regardless of where you are on the map, but its the only one that doesn't get broadcasted unless you are crawling inside her asshole.

>join game in last minute and a half
>gold medal for objective time and objective kill
why

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>be tf2babby
>overwatch will be ez!
>play 76/zarya
>realize I can't track for shit

>>144514507
>expecting blizzard to make a literally illegal skin

>>144514641
Wrong arms nerdlord

76 is holding the book with both hands

Dva is intruding on his thigh and pushing up his glasses

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>>144513862

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https://youtu.be/py9ViZEjkD4 Shoutouts to everyone who doesn't focus Mercy properly and lets her push a car by herself

REMOVE OMNIGGERS

>>144514716
>gold medal for eliminations, damage, objective eliminations, and objective time
>"will someone switch to deal with widowmaker?"
>"why don't you?"
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHY I DONT

>>144514558

Cyberbully
God Told Me To Do It
Internet Hate Machine
Hate Machine
Profane
Terror

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>Hanzo #2 on our team: "Someone switch to support we need a healer"
>"Can you switch? We don't need two hanzos"
>"Shut up im carrying this team"

>>144514735
>tfw amazing at tracking but terrible at acquiring targets
At least I'm good with Reaper, kinda

>got armor up and raid wipe in the same match
God I love Torbjorn.

>>144514256
I want reinhardt/toblerone being vitriolic best buds short, zenyatta and bastion shorts.

>>144514558
NotImportant

>win five games in a row, close games, no stomps
>winrate at 53%
>get thrown into an ongoing match
>3 minutes left
>fucking gold medal with 3 (THREE) kills as hanzo

forced 50 ain't real guise

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>>144514698
oh shit what up here come dat boy

>>144514547
>>144514713
you guys can pussyfoot as much as you want but at the end of the day her damage has to get nerfed

150 damage bodyshots, instakill headshot on 17/21 classes and a rifle on par with soldier's rifle is too much

i seriously hope she gets fucking destroyed because no other character makes the game as antifun as widowmaker in high mmrs, especially in PC since it's much easier to aim

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zarya is cute and feminine!

cute! feminine!

>>144514558
ForgottenXOne
Disturb3d
XAngel_of_deathX

>>144514842
Don't do that.

>>144514794
let me guess, you were hanzo #1?

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where the cute healsluts at

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I want to pour milk on Symmetra's thighs!

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Mech Mercy when?

>>144514315
No wonder - Bastion is best boy after all

>>144514698
Should've used the smock or splinter pattern for the camo instead.

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>>144514825
Winning too many games wouldn't be fun for those with social lives, you need to win less anon, that way our target audience won't feel excluded :^)

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>2 Hanzos on our team
>Junkrat, symmetra, mercy, rein
>We win

How the fuck

>>144514742
>76 is holding the book with both hands
It's a folder.

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>>144514759
>McCree stun
>survive
I wonder how awful they must feel after that.

also
>getting to ninja finish pushing cart solo as Widow
lel

>>144514885
post imgur album

>>144514825
>plays Hanzo
>complains about shit teammates

>>144514759
>frozen and flashbanged
those are some really shitty players who can't follow up on their bread and butter

>>144514737
I don't mean that it should have actual nazi symbols, I am talking about something stylized

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>>144514863

>>144514858
Her damage is fine, it's the other tools that make her absurd, mostly the ult

Maybe tone down her 100% charge shots to 140 dmg, but don't touch her too much

>>144513757
>default or either of the 75 credit ones
>bunnyhop
>Love, D.va
>Lying around

Also

>Bloodhardt
>Flexing
>German engineering
>Hammer down

>>144514558
MIESRYTOALLONTHISTEAM

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>>144514885
>only people to play with are either awful or obnoxiously cocky

>>144514929
Tell me if you were on Attack, than I'll be impressed.

>>144514942
>implying i play a real class just to fuck up my stats when getting thrown into a losing game

i only play hanzo when the game is already over

Zenyatta cinematic when?

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>>144514885
>tenkeyless

figures

>>144514794
>pls switch from tracer/genji you're not doing anything
>"psh says the useless (x), im doing everything here"
>have 4 gold medals
>tell them they're lying since you literally have the medals
>"fuck off"
why are tracer/genji/hanzo/widowmaker players the worst fucking scum on this earth

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>>144514270
>Judge Dredd of DEFEND OMNIC
>Tumblr haired stronk girl of REMOVE OMNIC
The irony in reversing the roles makes me desire it more.

>>144514980

i said feminine, not cutting and juicing

>>144514947
the guys team saved him on each of those to be fair

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Ready to go WHOLE HOG!

>>144514929
I won once with 3 Hanzos, me as Genji, a Reinhardt, and Lucio. We were on attack on Hollywood map. They kept trying to whip out Torbjorns and Bastions and Winstons, but we kept shutting them down. Then one switche dto Junkrat and the other to Phara or some shit. We still destroyed them. It was neato.

>>144514876

Nah. I was Roadhogging it.

I would have switched to Support but then we wouldn't have a tank

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>New Zarya skin announced

>>144514863
>>144514980
she would be 11/10 sexy if her hair was blonde

>>144515050
SO PROGRESSIVE

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Which K-On! would make the best Overwatch and what would her abilities be?

>>144515072
if they make a zarya skin with normal color hair do you think it will be popular?

>>144515050
Well at least this time he wasn't made pretty

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>>144514929
Simple. Mercy amps Junkrat the entire time.

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>>144514863
CUTE

>>144515079
when did rule 63 become a bad thing on this website

>>144514929
Nah, defense

>>144515101
Fuck off, K-On! isn't even that good.

>>144515137

significantly more moe than mercy

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>>144515137
Who spots the edgelord?

>>144514929
Can't stump the junk

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>>144514863

>>144515139
the same time you started browsing tumblr and filling this thread with sjw shit

>>144514987
her assault form dps is not fine, she shouldn't have so much of a fighting chance when she does get flanked considering she has 2 ways to know she's getting flanked and a zipline

charge time should also be 1.5s or 2s

>>144515139
Newfags trying way too hard to fit in, 4chan is pretty much just "epic memes" and edgy racism to most people now.

>girl gamer stream
>rank 1 winston

????????????????????????????

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>Symmetra on attack just fucking destroyed my defending team.

Holy shit! I have never been more terrified in this game. It has to be because I don't see her as a fantastic or very strong character (and I still don't), because she fucking lit us up.

Yeah, they were all in the 50s, but god damn. I didn't know her little arm weapon thing did so much fucking DPS. And apparently she doesn't have to keep you in her sights once she's got you hooked.

How to I git gud as Symmetra? I thought her teleporter thing could be powerful along with loving the ideal of dispensing health buffs to teammates and tried her out earlier on, but I kinda shelved her pretty fast.

>>144515206
Oh dear

Oh oh dear no don't do this

>>144514131
Plague doctor

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>>144515189

>"Time to Re-Oh god it's in my eye it's in my eye"

Man Reinhardt must be such a fun guy. I would give anything to go out drinking with him and Torbjorn

>>144515236
Wow my boss saw this and now i'm fired

>>144515205
where is her right eye going?

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>>144513757
>Lionhardt
>Flex
>BRING ME ANOTHER!
>Hammer Down

>>144514987
Shots start charging 1s after scoping up and 1s after a shot was taken.
HP reduced to 150.
And now we have a reasonable hero.

>>144514558
Itachi

>>144515209
200 hp and shit spread on her rifle is fine

I'm a fan of lowering the ammo in it by 10 or so though

>>144515236
because I'm not retarded

Does Mercy get off on being praised?

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>>144514131
You know you want this.

any tips for rainheart

>>144515271

>Working on Sunday

You don't need that job anyway Anon

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>>144515301

#supportlifesmatter
#thankyoursupport

>>144515314
good job pressing q there, I'm impressed

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Lucio x D.va comic when?

>>144515236
>no deepthroat
shit blowjob, try again

>>144514131
Stonehardt

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>>144515301
yes.

>>144514558
xXMoms_gonna_freak420Xx

>>144515236
>cut
absolutely disgusting

>>144515297
200 hp is not okay for her kit AT ALL.

>>144514704
Copypasta?

>>144514131
Nomad genji

>>144514378
Can you link that reddit post? I can't browse that site for the life of me.
I'll add some commentary.

>>144515297
shit spread doesn't work when her counters are all huge hitbox characters like widow

130 dps is not Ok considering soldiers rifle is 5-17 with dropoff

Which OW girls would get off on being throatfucked, /owg/?

>>144515314
literally every reaper potg is the same
>running through some hallway/waiting atop something
>jumps down
>presses q
>potg

>>144515137
Holy shit zarya acting all girly to flirt with mccree is the cutest thing ever

>>144515369
not me, some other guy. it's funny because they were all soldiers (now)

>>144514885
>no numpad
0/10 would not bang

>xbone score leader exclusively plays lucio
why

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>>144515427
>>144515510
Only one thing left for it

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>>144515301
Yeah like that one BE milking fic

>>144515437
https://www.reddit.com/r/OverwatchHeroConcepts/comments/4m6a1b/frontline_defender_wip_crackdown/

>>144515415
Yeah but 150 would neuter her really badly

>>144515458
I guess, but it can't be useless either

>>144515236
Because the last girl I had a relationship with tried to kidnap me when I came over to visit and threatened to cut off my legs if I tried to leave.

>>144515236
Thats one nasty looking dick

>How would you rate the game before you tried the beta? *

this question is stupid as shit and I'm fucking retarded for taking the survey.

>>144515578
hot

>>144515559
I'd fuck second to the left desu

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>>144515205
Zarya got nothing on pin-up Jamison Fawkes

>>144515527
blacks and controllers go hand in hand

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>>144515427
>tfw 30 year old virgin

At least you aren't me

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>>144515567
You have my attention

>>144515608
No its not. Stop complaining normie

>>144515640
I will be soon.

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>>144515287
>Reinhardt is much better at defending teammates than most of the "tanks" (Zarya is also good)
>give him a kit that makes it fun to jet across half the level into the enemy team and start smacking them

>>144515612
>>144515640
>so this is the power of waifuposting

>>144514737
>>literally illegal
¿

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>>144515236
Because i'd rather have a bf

>>144515301
No, she gets off on turning people into frankenstein monstrs

>>144515427
>Tfw 22 tomorrow.
>Will probably spend my bday playing Overwatch.

>>144515680
he's probably a dumb cucked kraut

>sick of seeing "No support heroes"
>pick the best support hero every time
>win way more than I thought I would

Thanks, Soldier 76

>>144515301
http://pastebin.com/bAqk149g

>>144515680
promotion of nazi ideology is illegal in a bunch of countries that overwatch is released in
china would probably ban it too because they love excuses to block foreign companies

>>144515749

EVERYONE GET STABILIZED

>>144515297
`>spread on her rifle is fine
She has well over 130 dps at any range, her single shot damage is fine, she's a sniper, her DPS is ridiculous.
Seagull put it well in one of his streams, if you leave an enemy widow alone for 5 or 6 seconds she can wipe an entire team.

>playing McCree
>get into a fight with another McCree
>headshot him
>he just mashes rightclick
>i die and he doesn't

McCree is such piss poor design honestly. He's supposed to be aim based but you pretty much get punished for actually trying to aim instead of just mashing rightclick, and his weapon becomes a peashooter at longer ranges, so the optimal way to play him is to just press E and then rightclick which is completely braindead.

I knew it was too good to have an aim based dueling cowboy in the game and Blizzard had to fuck it up somehow. Might as well just give him a god damn shotgun.

>>144515807
Boohoo

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>>144515807
>>144515608
>tfw havent had sex in 2 days

>>144515834
>and his weapon becomes a peashooter at longer ranges

lmao

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>>144515727
Fuck you

>we're winning
>Lucio switches to Zenyatta
>we lose

why does everybody like that useless sack of shit so much

>>144515341
This. I just came home from work and fuck that shit, I'm resigning soon.
It may be a part time job for a student, but I can do better.

what is considered 'good' healing? what kind of numbers?

>>144515945
depends on the length of the game and your opponent's heroes
if your team is really good you can end up healing very little
generally if your team mates aren't dying because of you your healing is good

>>144515945
10k

>>144515732
>turn 19 in not even two weeks
>will probably do the same

a..atleast you spend your birthday doing something you enjoy.

>>144515945

0 deaths, fagnut

>>144515914
I've never understood why people use him, Lucio is really easy to use and better for attacking. Mercy is debatable because I've never played with an okay one; they're either terrible or incredible.

>>144515287
How does his cape not catch fire?

>>144515975
>generally if your team mates aren't dying, your healing is good
You can only help them if they are taking damage, so better teams need less healing, just win games and keep people alive and you are a good healer.

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>just hit level 30
>constantly getting matched up against (and stomped by) level 70s, level 80s, level 90s, people who have prestiged...

This... does this end? When do I start getting matched up with people of equal skill?

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>>144513898
I can't believe this shit.

>mercy keeps damage boosting me as rein for some reason
>can't even fire strike because there's a zen cowering behind my shield

don't know how to feel

>>144516025
I just said as much

>>144515914
I joined a game where the team was getting rolled on Nepal; there was Zenyatta on our team who called us all retards, who then switched to D.Va, and AFK'd in the base while spamming the "Hello" emote while the game was going on.
Checked his profile, he had a nice little 21% winrate on zenyatta

>>144516050

When we get that winrate back down to 50 percent, Sport! Then we'll have ya up against level 10s!

>>144516050
>tfw do better against really high levels than I do against low levels when playing with my level 10 friend

Why is this?

>>144516050
Time played (and let's face it that's what level really is mostly) is not that much of a factor in MMR.

>playing Phara defense on Dorado
>pushed to last point
>four men filter into the corridor next to spaw
>jump in and ult
>4 man kill in the tight spot, push ends, we win, get PotG

I need a suitable reaction image for this hot Egyptian justice, hit me up

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>Play of the game
>Bastion
>Torbjorn

>>144516078
>mercies who think the tanks high-priority for heals and boosts

mei players put they mouth on the water fountain

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>>144516150

>>144516158
They both can get neat POTGs you probably encountered nothing but shitters

Which girl is the biggest slut?

COMPETITIVE FUCKING WHEN I CANT STAND THIS FUCKING 50% SHIT FUCKING BLIZZARD FUCK THIS

>>144516160
*are

>>144515572
No it would not. It would mean the Widow has to be more paranoid and is actually vulnerable to standard sniper-flushing practices of say, Junkratting her perch.
As she is she's not fragile, because she has as much hp as most heroes, she's not at disadvantage close range because she has her bullshit SMG, she's near impossible to flank thanks to the mine and wallhack and she has great mobility thanks to her zipline.
150hp would force her to change vantage points almost all the time.

>>144516225
your mom

Pharah pickers burn in hell

>>144516225
Amelie doesn't feel anything so she just does it for the physical pleasure

>Leaving games ocasionally because I've got other stuff to do
>Notice my level is going up slowly
>Leaver penalty

Nigger what in the fuck? 75% exp for a seemingly infinite amount of time for leaving games with 0 warning and my spot being instantly replaced with another player anyway?

Literally what in the fuck.

>>144516294
t. reinhardt

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>>144515427
>tfw have a fleshlight
I'm more worried about relationships, really

>>144516225

you're mother

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>>144516158

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>>144515105
I hope they don't, purely to piss off faggots who whine about pink hair because they get triggered by Gamergate and think only Tumblr SJWs have pink hair because they've not met a female for several years.

>>144516160
Tanks are wonderful ult batteries.

>>144516124
Dude my winrate is like 38% every game I'm getting matched up against higher and higher levels

I was up against a level 36 reinhardt with prestige just now

I'm really tired of losing because the enemy's widowmaker is better than our widowmaker

Like, just switch if you're being useless

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So... It's pretty much canon that the characters in this game are fucking like Rabbits right?

It's an entire roster of gorgeous men and women in fetish outfits getting sent to exotic locales in cramped dropships. They must buy entire convenience store stocks of condoms. Mercy probably helps people with Herpes more than bloodloss

>>144516308
stop playing the game if you don't have time for it, matches literally last 10 minutes tops
there's a big warning in the leave screen if you're about to get a penalty too

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>>144514863

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>>144516294
git gud

>>144516201
I....don't get it?

>>144516419

yeah that's neither

>>144515908
it does 30 damage at long range
with 6 bullets

its a total joke

>you can flank all the way around volskaya industries as pharah

neat. too bad my team doesn't pick a non meme hero and plays d.va on assault.

>>144516330
I can sympathise with this, but at the same time: that pink colour is ugly as sin though.

>>144516330
pink hair is fine

it's the pink nails in my viewmodel I hate

I don't care what feminist icon you're supposed to be no one gets a pedi before war

>>144516446
t. homo

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>Play DVa
>Charge at a Widowmaker
>She tries to run it's a kill
>She stays to fight and you at least lose your mech
Help me

If you pick hanzo when your team needs a support please kill yourself

>>144516426
it's no trouble to deal with her in fact it's easy as shit
I just hate the fact that by picking pharah you limit my choice of characters to 2 out of a roster of 21

>>144516158
>Roadhog
>it's literally him just doing a well placed ulti
I hate the how the PotG get chosen. Heroes with less multikill potential barely get featured. You can wreck faces all day and then some Reaper that died all game and then pulled of one decent ulti get's the spotlight.

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>>144516381
not canon, but objectively very likely

>>144516432

and you never will!!!

>>144516484

its u

i think a good nerf for Reinhardt would be making his critbox bigger

d.va, winston and roadhog have GIGANTIC fucking critboxes and then reinhardt not only is the tankiest one but his critbox is much smaller

>>144516546
holdthefuckup.jpg

>>144516503
Thats the game, forcing to counter pick.

That's where Bastion or Widowmaker comes in handy.

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Hiiips

>>144516319
>fleshlight
>not an onahole
Anon...

>>144516330
well she looks better with blond hair than pink hair.
And any normal female will not have fucking pink hair. I think you have not met a real female in several years.

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I'm absolutely in love with this game, but the 20 tickrate is killing me. 60 tick servers when?

>>144516381
It's okay that you haven't touched a girl in your lifetime, let alone fucked one so you have to resort to thinking that video game characters get way more action than you. Don't worry champ!

>>144516546

rein doesn't need a nerf though

>>144516489
Punch her as soon as you hit her with your charge, also aim better.

>>144516489
I hope you are using your shields. Full health D.Va can take down a rifle Widow.

>>144516504
instead of all those epic duel wins that one teamwiping ultimate might just win the match

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what he meant by that?

>crying about people not doing what you want them to do in quick play

lol

>>144516613
You assume Blizzard will ever fix anything ever

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>>144515914
>'zenyatta is great! he can throw orbs! I almost hit one! I got bronze elims as zenyatta once!'

Its retard mentality

>use Pharah's ult on the ground
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE

Fix Blizzard

>>144516238
>COMPETITIVE
People are behaving like shitheads now in casual quickplay when their team loses I can't imagine how shit competitive/ranked mode will be.

>>144516617
i fucking hate it when that happens when i play roadhog. or it hooks that tracer behind me so she can continue to shoot me from less than an inch away

>>144516546
It's not that his critbox is hard to hit, it's pretty easy. The problem is he either has his shield up or he's sitting on you pressing M1.

I think just slowing his movespeed while swinging would be good enough.

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>>144516617

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>literally 2017
>still no appear offline option for battle net

Who's the most powerful character in the lore?

also who the fuck is sobram?

>>144516617
Time to poll and see what caused it

http://www.strawpoll.me/10403625

>>144516642
>implying roadhog is a tank

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>>144516617

>>144516650
>tfw you will never do this to your overwatch waifu

>>144516546
Not only are you wrong, but you're also retarded.

Zarya, Roadhog, and Winston all have the normal hitbox of their head. Winston's head is a bit bigger than a standard person's, but it's far from giant. Dva's the only tank with a hitbox issue really.

Also if you think Rein needs a nerf you've gotta be a shitter.

>>144514503
Matches where Symmetra wins are ones that rarely go past the first capture or checkpoint, so her playtime is among the shortest

>>144516642
It meant that he believes that Bastion would be a good pick against their strategy, and he would be most useful by playing Bastion. He was the only tank on the team so he is giving a friendly heads-up to his teammates that he is switching off the tank role. He is doing his with very few words because he wants to get back in the fight.

>>144516642

that you fuckers aren't doing your jobs so he has to switch, but the team still needs a tank

>>144516724
Could be both
Could also be neither

>>144516571
>>144516628
please dont tell me you fell for the reinhardt is balanced meme anon

you need a reinhardt to have a shot at winning any map in the game. he's probably the single most required pick in the entire game, not even mercy and lucio are used in every single map

>8 FTH kills
>10 eliminations
Remove McCancer.

>>144516724
I can guarantee the meme will win over the truth

>>144516637
I think constantly flanking and keeping 2 of their supports shut down counts for a lot.

>>144516650
Diamonds right now desu

>>144516637
No, 1 multi-kill does not win a match, consistently doing your job does, like Tracer taking our their Mercy and Rein and escaping, or even McCree shitting all over enemy flankers, but these don't get PotG. McCree is literally OP rn and still rarely gets PotG because he is not Bastion or Hanzo.

>>144516776
Did a Reinhardt kill you? Or a good Reinhardt played well with his team and you lost? Stop being a baby.

>>144516720
Sombra is Pharah's mother, who was a sniper for Overwatch.

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>tfw you encounter your first Symmetra griefer

Still almost won thanks to me.

>>144516613
60 tick is still pathetic

Someone tell me stuff about McCree before I kill myself

>>144516821
>m-my 100% pickrate hero is OK! y-you're just bad

top kek anon

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>>144516614

>Le "you don't have sex" trolling

Nice meme friend!

>>144516797
>implying I can do that with a four inch dick

>>144516650
Must be easy to deepthroat when you have a small dick

>>144516825
>Symmetra griefer
?

>>144516797
any more?

>>144516869
Nigger I don't even play Reinhardt, you're just mad as fuck about losing

>>144516835
There are ingame tips to help you out :^)

>>144516895
>charge ult
>place teleporter facing cliff
>???