/owg/ - Overwatch general

This game is cancer

We're all soldiers now

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dooley

When's the patch?

third for FUCK MEI

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first for PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING

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>enemy has a junkrat
>he's really good

>>144499464
My shit ideas:
>Call of daddy: 76: Never have to reload for X seconds, cooldown on rockets halved during this time
>Genji: Goes invisible until his next attack. Invisibility is briefly removed when he uses Deflect or is damaged, but quickly returns.
>Junkrat: Mine and trap cooldown removed, can temporarily place up to 5 mines and traps at once for 10 seconds, mines blow up in order of placement
>Reinhardt: Rocket hammer spin, 100 damage per hit, spins for 3 seconds, similar to reaper ult but shorter range, can move around a bit faster though.
>Hot ape dick: The next bubble shield that is placed is twice as big but with less health. If destroyed it explodes dealing 200 dmg in a radius equal to the size of the shield.
>Lucio: Slams down a wubbeth device that pushes people back similar to his gun, small enough radius that it can't be used to deny an entire point but strong enough and with enough graphical clutter that it could prevent entry/aiming through a doorway, lasts quite a long time
>REEEEaper: Maximum edge edition: Pressing Q while aimed at someone teleports you behind them instantly with no warning and increases your fire rate and reload speed by 30% for a short but meaningful amount of time
>Zenyatta: Can attach as many orbs of discord/harmony as possible for 10 seconds, and during those ten seconds they are not removed even if the target is not in LOS. Also gains 50 shields for the duration.

Xth for /owg/ healsluts please love me

>tfw you want to git gud with Pharah but do horrible every game

After 3 hours of her played I still can't do much, bad feel.

>>144501279
It's hard especially when you go against Widow and/or Soldier in every game.

>>144501249
I actually find it easier to attack on this map than defending. It used to be a lot harder to attack on during the closed beta.

>>144501239
holy shit, that's beautiful

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>>144501249
Small time

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>>144501263
>tfw like to play mercy a lot
>team usually always sucks
>die to mei, rein, w/e shit because my team has zero awareness of what's right next to them shooting me
>switch to mccree and kill everyone
suffering really

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>join midgame
>entire enemy team is Soldier 76
>get steamrolled in minutes

>>144501249
>get your team together in the most solid 5 man push they can, without you
>go as mei
>blitz the point, use all your icy fart magic to hold it as long as you can
>enemy team panics because you're on their point, loses formation
>your team can push through their disorganization

>>144501252
It's a real nightmare being on the opposite side of a really good dunkrat
Fortunately I am sometimes that really good dunkrat and the enemy team is having the nightmare.

Junkrat sorta counters himself, honestly. If you hear his ult going off, just figure out which direction it's coming from and kill it with a mine. Hell, it's even pretty easy to hit with a grenade because the movement is so predictable.

>deflecting a shitter mccree's flashbang back at him
I needed this

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>>144501279
iktf
>cool brown mech suit chick with rocket lawnchair
>suck ass with her
its not fair

>>144501354
WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW

>McCree's flash bang is almost universally recognized as necessary in dealing with characters like Tracer
>some characters are so fucking broken you have to take away their ability to move or act if you want to kill them
This game is kind of poorly designed.

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Man, Burch is still salty about Battlebleh apparently:

https://www.destructoid.com/let-s-stop-pretending-we-re-heroes-353094.phtml

>>144501354
You just happened to be in a target rich environment

>tfw realizing D.VA's true purpose as a tank is being invaluable in countering Operation Protect the President

At last, I truly see.

>>144501338
You could be my Mercy in private.

>>144501354
you'll take your 50% and you'll like it, soldier

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Who is the bestest /owg/?

>>144501354
>Two Bastions
>One Reinhardt
Problem solved

>>144501239
First good Junkrat POTG I've seen, and I've seen about fifty.

>>144501402
>>144501354
>>144501221
>>144501174
Thread Theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DXYvrnS96Y

>>144501458
Mercy > D.va > Pharah > Widow > Symmetra > Tracer > Mei > Zarya

>>144501354
>pick 6 genji
>spam deflect

>>144501458
Mercy = Symmetra > Mei = Tracer = D.va > Phara > Zarya > Widow

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>>144501447
like a pocket healer damage boosting you?

>>144501458
Widowmaker

>>144501279
I spent some time in practice mode and that helped.

Blizzard should really expand it. Add AI that attempt to dodge and stuff like that. Would do wonders for practicing killing Tracer without a flashbang.

>>144501458
Zarya>Mercy>Pharah>D.va>Mei>Blueberry>Symmetra>Tracer

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>>144501458
>tfw will never have a 3 way with zarya and mercy

>>144501458
This is a good example of art that would be far better if you cropped half of it out

>>144501458
2cute2choose

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>xth for Torb stomping because Payload is shit

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REINHARDT MAINS REPORT IN

Does Zarya's ult pull Bastion out of turret mode?

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>>144501334
>filename
>mfw MOOOOOOOLTEEN COOOOORE on hanamura

>tfw have yet to play an all D.va match
MECHA FIGHTAN WHEN

what are the worst possible changes to ults you could think of /owg/?

>Mercy: Players can be damaged or killed while being revived.
>D.Va: Nuke can be destroyed before it goes off

>>144501640
don't think so

75 FUCKING PERCENT LEAVER PENALTY WHY ITS FUCKING NORMALS, DROP IN DROP OUT WHY WHY WHY

>>144501589
>Zarya will never peg you as you plow Mercy
Why even live

>>144501279
>tfw you want to play pharah but there is always an enemy widow so you can't

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>>144501239

>>144501458
Zarya and Mei
foight me

Offense in this game in a nutshell
>sweep to last point
>if two people on attack use their ult at the same time and four people get on the point you win, otherwise you lose
This game is a fuckin mess

>>144501572
Yes, with your mouth.

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>>144501418
Holy fucking christ this article is pretentious
Video games aren't real fucking life, the reason you do "heroic" things in real life is to escape the guilt you would feel if you didn't

You can't feel guilt for a fucking NPC in a game that you let die
So you're given other reasons to want to, like equipment or points or whatever
This man is so fucking stupid he doesn't understand that these things are literally substitutes for the things he's talking about because what he wants in games DOESN'T AND CANNOT EXIST

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>>144501663
anon STOP

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i want to cuddle loli d.va!

>>144501625
I smiled the first time I saw that Reinhardt Zyzz pose.
Rest in proteins zyzz brah

>it's a "your team somehow lets the fucking attacking team's torjborn spam turrets and reinhardts with a side of genji and for some reason steamed rolls" episode
about to punch my wall desu

>>144501660
Games are sub 10 mins
thats why

>>144501354
YOU DONT WANT TO GO TO WAR WITH ME
>>144501458
based solely on that image, zarya>pharah>mercy>everyone else

How do I take the last point on King's Row?

who would you take on your team for a hypothetical 3-man king of the hill map?

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>>144501653
>finally get your retarded team to push together
>MOLTEN COOORRREEEE
>by the time they're finished running around like lemmings again (if they ever finish which they usually don't) Torb already has his ult again and it repeats in a vicious cycle

should i just buy overwatch or the origins edition?

whats the difference other than the skins? if nothing than just 20 bucks for some extra skins?

>Every game I've played today has had more than 1 Torb on a team

Getting really bored of this shit

>>144501802
Yeah, just get the regular one if you want to save $20.

How do I get consistantly good at overwatch?
Most of the time I end up with gold damage early on and then just do sweet fuck all for the rest of the game, pls

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Forced 50% isn't just a meme, is it? It's real.

>>144501774

gorilla warfare

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>>144501602
>tfw all your PotGs are shit since they have a set time limit for them, so 12 seconds of constant murder is cut out

>>144501659
>>144501640
No it just pulls him towards it

Can we buff Reaper already for crying out loud? He is outclassed in every category he is supposed to be good
>Close range McCree is better
>He has no mid nor longrange game
>His Wraithform is the same as Zarya's bubble but she can attack/reload while using her's
>Teleport is a slower and vunerable Widow's grappling hook (b-but muh stealthy "DEATH COMES HERE, EVERYONE!")
>You need to be in the middle of the fucking action, all vunerable, to use his ultimate (and it can be cancelled by McSkill or blocked entirely by Reinhardt)

>>144501813
He has over 65% winrate in pubs, so it's not going to stop until Blizzard does something about it. Torb is in kind of a shit spot where he stomps pubs but gets stomped in pros and ends up worthless.

>>144501761
All the more fucking reason to NOT have a penalty, literally no one is getting hurt in a fucking casual match./

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What does this say about me?

>>144501270
There's nothing fun about restricting movement but we have mei & mcree

>>144501374
When against a well playing jr i usually throw really short ulties. Just jump behind a corner q and burst immediately when you run it around

>>144501870
The only buff he would need would be his teleport, don't make it so loud/remove the voice line that plays for it.

>>144501784
Reaper

>>144501909
rest in peace healslut, we hardly knew ye

>>144501279
>Play Mercy, my slow floating ass either gets sniper, or hooked out of the air by roadhog.

>even if the rodhog hook bug fucks him up and he misses the combo, i panic shoot him and kill myself

I just wanna use my legendary skin

>tfw reinstancing

having a team of only one hero was fun

was anybody here in those games

>Actually manage to get some people on shimada bros to group up
>Have the point at the 2nd checkpoint
>EUGENE NO KAY COOYAY
>EUGENE NO KAY COOYAY
>EUGENE NO KAY COOYAY
>EUGENE NO KAY COOYAY
>Slice everyone up and manage to cap the point
This is a fun game mode

>>144501909
Leave some contact info then, so we can stomp pubs and I can pound.

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>get Torbjorn on the ropes
>he molten cores
>bursts you down with rapid fire shotgun
>mfw

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>>144501862
my last Torb shitpost since PotGs have an 18 second time limit

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>>144501886
>>144501660
>literally wishing for approximately 500% more games where you're slotted in 2 seconds before a Defeat

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r8

Has Blizzard ever stated when leaver status is being reset?

AT&T cut out a lot this week for me and now they're warning me that a penalty is coming if it happens a few more times.

>Defense
>Teammate picks Genji
>Stays Genji
>Social
>Recent Players
>Avoid Player

Someday I'll get them all. Someday.

>>144502013
It makes me wish there was another Japan map

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>reinman
>charging fuckers into bottomless pits for laughs in normals while i wait for my premade
>charge genji and shoving him to hell
>ahahaha fagg-
>dashes away to the wall and climbs back up to safety

I'm bored of this game loves.

>>144502054
A Tokyo skyline map could be pretty fun.

If you want to win, just pick Torbjorn

>>144502074
You played yourself.

>>144501625
#CHIVALROUS, MY BROTHER

I'm so fucking sick of this salt meme
it's gotten to the point where i just report anyone who says the word

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How badly do you want to win, /owg/?

>>144502030
Terrible/10
>>144502093
That's not how you spell McCree

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cute

>>144502112
fund

>torbjorn's turrets have a range of 40 meters
I had no idea every map was a fucking 40 meter square

>mostly play D.Va
>D.Va melts against most of the cast
>start to play Zarya in every situation I'd usually pick D.Va
>gold medals, gold medals everywhere
>tfw your favorite hero is trash
>TRASH

>>144502120
>muh K/D

I'm talking about actually winning games

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>>144502043
>not understanding the best defense is a good offense

>play suped shimada bros.
>our team is 6 genjis and have a blast
Best ninjabutt.

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>>144502112

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>>144502118
all i wanna do is play da robot monk

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>>144502112

>>144502023
>Some guy ults
>He kills you
how awful

>>144502074
>>144502074
Genji is viper, if you approach him the wrong way, you kill yourself my man

>>144502158
It's not about k/d you fool, it's about killing everyone so you can take the objective

If you leave during team assembly do you get leaver's penalty?

>>144501730
The point of roleplaying, this applies to tabletop games too, is that you are capable of feeling guilt for NPCs dying. Of course, to what magnitude is based on strength of writing and immersion, but saying that it's not possible to attached to or feel anything for fictional characters is ridiculous.

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>>144502154
Get good

>>144501754
I can always beat Genjis 1vs1 with my nail gun

Is Reaper the best character in the history of everything?

>>144502023
only his LMB gets increased fire rate in ult

this is shit game if you play by yourself

>>144502159

>all those sub-30s on the enemy team

>>144501338
>dying to mei as mercy
you're too close to the enemy team

Does anyone have that Symmetra "To Be Continued" team kill webm?

>>144502257
It's ok, you just need to accept that you can't expect anything from your team.
Ranked will be interesting tho.

>>144502239
no, his shotgun doubles up on its fire rate as well
its messed up, nigga turns into a reaper with a gorillion hp

>>144501640
No, I've tried.

>>144501870
>Close range McCree is better
Le High Noon man is getting nerfed. Hopefully, they ignore the frogposting fetuses and just give Fan a CD + actual recoil.
>He has no mid nor longrange game
They're shotguns, what else do you want? Get close, rekt people.
>His Wraithform is the same as Zarya's bubble but she can attack/reload while using her's
Yeah but she's not completely invincible during bubble.
>Teleport is a slower and vunerable Widow's grappling hook (b-but muh stealthy "DEATH COMES HERE, EVERYONE!")
Needs a buff, yeah. Needs to be faster and quieter.
>You need to be in the middle of the fucking action, all vunerable, to use his ultimate (and it can be cancelled by McSkill or blocked entirely by Reinhardt)
What is almost every offense classes' ult?

>>144502043
Which do you prefer, faggot?
>Enemy team rolls in with just their tank and a few offense heroes
vs
>Enemy team rolls in with all backliners and healers and they've got a junkrat spamming grenades into the objective point

>Played my first game where both teams were absolute shit
>We had two Torbys on attack
>Other team had two Genjis who were fuck knows where the whole match and a McCree who did nothing but run at the payload and right click then die.
>I pushed the payload alone from start to finish as Lucio

The fuck

>>144502159
>Reinhardt just stands there blocking instead of smashing your stupid weeb ass
Jesus christ.

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>>144501909

>>144502118
I just want my team to not be filled with jobbers.

>>144502268
they've played long enough to know better than mess with a Genji that ult'd. You saw that other Pharah just dip

>>144501249
lmao what
attack is so much easier
you run into A, win the team fight, get enough for an ult, run into B, everybody presses Q and VICTORY

>playing Roadhog, another Roadhog gets on the point in that Greek place where the point is a promontory on a cliff
>he unleashes the hole hog
>I throw my hook, just about get him, but Lucio airblasts him to the right
>he knocks four people into the ocean and we lose the game

>>144502319
oh yeah you are right,m been awhile since I played torb...its about a 50% improvement in fire rate.

>>144499464
Pharah could shoot a barrage of missiles that you first person drive to a location.
Widowmaker could have a single shot that penetrates walls/shields and one-shots.
D. Va could get a buff to overdrive that lets her fly and shoot for some duration.
Symmetra could build a light bridge or a wall for a set duration.

>>144502118
I just want to have fun with Mei.

>>144502118
Not at all. I'll play whatever I please. Especially if no one else gives a shit and also picks offensive heroes.

>>144502043
Just like Defense Reaper and Defense Tracer, it works perfectly fine if the rest of your team is already set up for defending. In particular, the way he's good at taking out a Mercy so that their push automatically fails when they can't fall back on her ult is great.

It's just that 90% of Genjis are shit and that applies to every game mode and every side.

>>144501908
That you like fun characters.

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>>144501853
>winrate well above 50%
>evidence for "le forced 50"

what?

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>>144502346
>not understanding tank mains are retarded

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>it's a "there are two Widowmakers and four McCrees every match" episode

>>144501249
The trick is to go round the left

>>144501458
Mercy=Pharah>Widowmaker>Tracer>D.va>Symmetra>Mei>Zarya

>be D.va
>DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
>JET UP YOUR ASSHOLE
>DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
>JET TO A HEALTH PACK, AND UP YOUR ASS HOLE
>DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
>NULLIFY JUSTICE
>DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
>JET UP YOUR ASS HOLE AND SELF DESTRUCT
Prove to me that D.va isn't the best
protip: you can't.

>Play Bastion
>Genji uses reflect
>Stop shooting
>Die because Torbjorn's turret keeps shooting and the bullets reflect towards me and I die

I fucking hate this stupid ass robot

>>144502490
>"easy game, easy win" in team chat
Can't even banter correctly

>roadhog chains you down a hill, past a corner 2 miles away
DUDE ROADHOG LMAO

>>144502524

>does so little damage she actually heals enemies if she's more than 2 feet away

>>144502524
>Get memed by a bunnyhopping genji

>>144502537
>could literally sit there healing yourself
>choose not too
>make up shitpost about how you died to reflect

>>144502490
your aim is shit mate

>>144502549
fix your internet loser

>>144502538
>nothing personal kid
Heard this one today.

Anyone else actually prefer playing alone rather than with their friends?
Their negative attitude really grates me to the point it's more enjoyable for me to play alone

>>144502205
If you can't move your character yet it's fine.

The safe zone is from about a second after you actually lose/win until you can control your character

>>144502524

Yeah she's fun but all of that will net you exactly 0 kills and a free trip to Zero Suit D.Va

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>>144502595
my internet is just fine, faggot

stop setting your fucking region to first world countries when you don't live in one

>>144502524
D.Va is outclassed by Winston and gets raped by anyone with a brain. Sure her defense matrix is potentially game breaking but good players will just bait it out before throwing an ult.

>>144502587
Doesn't damage knock you out of repair though

>>144502549

>Hook someone
>they get pulled behind me
>or to the side
>or anywhere but directly in front of me

The dumb hook meme works both ways.

>>144502549
>play bots to test exp gains
>ai roadhog still pulls you into a wall instead of in front of him

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I need a good Reaper main battletag

thinking about ILOVEFUTA

>>144502613
You can leave during setup
But you can't leave duringf mid-round wait for KOTH

>>144502608
i get you, but only in mobas
in shooters they're a lot chiller

>>144502659
xdeathcomesx

>>144502317
>Ranked will be interesting tho.
Are you kidding me, it'll be the exact same shit because everyone thinks they'll be MLG pro and one of The Good Genjis or something, and then you'll just come across a 6-man premade that stomps you into oblivion.

At least that matchmaking should be slightly less retarded, right?

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>>144502589
I get better and shit post more everyday. I also try my hardest to convert people to D.Vaism

>>144502659

YIFFMASTER>>144502683

more dva eating doritos pls

>>144502659
I fought against a Reaper shitter named HALLOWEEN

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POST CUTE OVERWATCH THINGS
BONUS POINTS FOR DAD 76

>>144502659
>ATHIESMO
i fucking lost it there

>>144502683

Didn't they say that premades will only match against premades in ranked?

>>144502659
XxTURBO_EDGE666xX

>>144502659
I'm pretty sure I've played against Vapegod once or twice.

>>144502659
>cummies

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>tfw a healslut follows you around across multiple games and pocket damage boosts you while you rain justice all day long

>>144502774
I've been in a game with him as well.

>>144502041
leaver status depends upon the percentage of games you finished out of your last 20

if you've finished 75% of your last 20 games you're fine, if not then you get a leaver penalty
if you leave a game while you have a leaver penalty it resets, and you need to finish 10 games in a row to lose a leaver penalty

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>>144501354
6 Soldier Strat you say?

>>144502575
>>144502576
>>144502628
>>144502643
>t. memers who can't handle the meka

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>>144502708

>>144502701
>that boob animation

>>144502659
XxGodfearsMexX

>>144502761
They said that would happen in quick play.

Guess what doesn't happen a lot of the time.

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>Playing on Hanamura
>Our team is 6 Winstons
>Vs 6 Winstons
>It's the ultimate rumble in the jungle
>12 dongs expand as one

Holy shit, that was the most fun I've had playing so far.

High Skill Ceiling
-McCree
-Tracer
-Genji
-Widow

Medium-High
-Hanzo
-76
-Mei (right click at mid range plus smart ice walls)
-Zenyatta
-Pharah

Mid-low
-Mercy
-Junkrat
-Roadhog
-D.Va
-Torbjorn
-Zarya

Low
-Symmetra
-Lucio
-Winston
-Reaper
-Reinhardt

Bottom
-Bastion

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>Genji music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM

PANDA PANDA PANDA

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reminder that dva is the best girl, and should not be played as a solo tank

i wish i was as cute as dva

>>144502659
I really need to screenshot my best friend's battletag and post it the next time he's playing Reaper. I've been waiting for him to get a PotG but for some reason even when he does unironically good or lands a good Q he just can't get it.

>>144502837

What boob animation? This game doesn't have any jiggle physics. Unfortunately.

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>>144502856
>Why does he look like a panda

>>144502852
>Lucio
>low

>>144502524
>Fly straight up over an enemy area, Shields up if need be
>Drop down and try to skull fuck anything you get close too
>Go into zero suit mode and shoot anything at any range
>Do this for 5 seconds and get another mech

It's fun at times but they really need to fix DVA.
I've ambushed widowmakers at pointblank only for them to break my mech.

>>144502628
Zero suit DVA is more dangerous than the mech

>>144502821
>the potg animation
>the skin I want

It's like poetry.

what is best D VA skin?

>Win first round of Nepal
>Our Mercy switches to Torb
>Lose next 2 rounds

>>144502847
I wish there was a brawl where it was just 12 of a single hero.

They have 2 brawls that are that but it's only for McREEEEEEE and Soldier

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>>144502852
>-Mei (right click at mid range plus smart ice walls)
this

also is a great feeling when you hit icicle headshots at long range

>McCree
>High Skill Ceiling
>

>>144502827
No, I'm that bunnyhopping genji memer. There is NOTHING you can do to stop me, all you can do is run.

>>144502852
Drop McCree down one or two tiers and swap Mercy and Lucio and this isn't half-bad.

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can any of these heroes into operator mode

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>>144502832
Enough of this meme that makes her out to be something she's not

Delete this

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>>144502925
junker is the best

short hair + midriff = unnff

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>>144502925

You'd know if you studied your Torah

>>144502984
Reaper

>>144502918

Widowmaker's automatic rifle fire does too much damage. She can burst down tanks with that thing too easily.

>>144502967
He said ceiling, not floor.

If you can aimbot headshots he's great, same as widow.

>>144502490
This is lame as fuck.

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>>144502659
Make the picture bigger, boys.

>>144502646
Yes, he's a retard.

>>144502918
>Zero suit DVA is more dangerous than the mech

>mfw ADADADADADADADADADADADADA and hold down LMB kills fucking everything

>>144502976
I can shoot you :^)

>>144502928

It was pretty hilarious. People getting knocked off the map left and right since at least 3 or 4 people had their ultimates going off at once.

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What's the best "I'm on fire" line?

Genji's "My Warrior Spirit Burns" is magnificent, but Zenyatta's "I am on fire, but an extinguisher is not required" is hilarious.

>>144502827
My, that's a mighty big critbox you got there. It'd be a shame if someone emptied their entire magazine on it.

>>144502993
She literally acts like that in game. She's one of the extremely few characters that actually swears because she gets pretty petulant when she's losing.

>>144503016
He's still mid-high tier skill ceiling at best. No amount of skill can completely handle Fan's RNG and headshots, while admittedly taking some skill to maximize potential with, are his only other mechanic.

>>144503031
What's the fire one?
Invnicishadow?

>>144503058
I sort of like Junkrat's, mostly just because I heard it so often.

I was Mr. Flaming Monkey for 85% of a king's row game, that was pretty great.

Hopping all over the place giving people the monkey dick.

>>144503065
>It'd be a shame if someone emptied their entire magazine on it.
[E]

>>144503065

This. I don't know what fucknut at Blizzard thought it would be a good idea to make her headshot zone the size of Wisconsin.

>>144503058
mei's is the cutest

>>144501625
I salute you!

What skin should I buy for McCree? Riverboat, Vigilante or White Hat?

>>144501625
CATCH PHRASE

>>144503148
Riverboat.

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How the fuck do I Reaper?

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Torbjorn is fucking cancer

His turrets are complete bullshit, you can barely 1v1 them as any non tank unless you're ducking behind cover and healing.

Not to mention the insane turn speed

There's like the D.Va players that are aware she's weak and there are those that disregard her weaknesses

The latter seems a lot more common here

>>144502993
She is CANONICALLY a pro starcraft player who streams all of her battles on her twitch channel.

She's a memer, lad.

Won't be surprised if one of her lines later on is "Kappa lol" or something.

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>>144503009
he doesnt seem operator, just edgy 13 year old material

>>144503170
>Charge up a Q
>Wait until enemy team clumps up
>Hit Q in the middle
>Rinse and repeat

>>144502608
I feel you, man. I just found some good guys in game, so I added them and we play groups for exp, nobody's salty, nobody 's toxic.

>>144503148
buy a gun and shoot yourself

>>144503049
Enjoy getting reflected my man

>>144503170
first step is to change your battletag

something like xxdarkkillerlord99xx is probably good

>>144498439
D.va and her bodysuit are it.

>defending king's row
>five Reinhardts start pouring out of enemy spawn
>They steamroll to last and we hold it there for seven minutes and win

>>144503170
Open fire only when you're inside their asshole.

>>144503106
I think it's Invishadow. I didn't think about it unit just now, but that's nearly as edgy as the Death one.
We lost that game btw. Death Blossomed the point three times in a row.

>Torbs who build turrets in the same spot they were just destroyed
???????
explain yourself noobs

>>144503176
Shoot them out of it's range, counter with genji, perform a 2-man attack

>>144503115
>reload
>do it again
Wow that was hard

>>144503170

Your teleport is your most useful skill. Pop up behind their lines and just pound their assholes.

>>144503021
That's the point, it was a terrible play of the game. Someone actually had gotten a triple on my team, but the PotG system is geared towards certain things which you can abuse to cuck people out of their PotGs. I find this one exceptionally funny since I hate Winston and all I had to do was press Q

>>144502912
Why would anybody think Lucio takes skill? Bind jump to a mouse scroll, learn to wall climb, don't die, and that's just about it. Camp near ledges to instakill people with a right click, spam left click towards enemies, headshots are generally only worth going for when enemies are stationary for some reason because you cannot be very accurate at midrange.

>>144502967
If you want to play optimally as McCree, and not just kill one person every twelve seconds, you have to be conservative with ammunition and abilities and be able to repeatedly and consistently get headshots at mid and long range to kill people without feeding the enemy's medic ult. He's basically Widowmaker with a faster, weaker sniper rifle at the neutral game.

>>144502983
Mercy's positioning is slightly more complex because she benefits from keeping a line of sight on somebody to escape to. She also has to identify players who do damage quickly. That's it.

>>144502482
>54.7
>well above

>>144502608
>Add some dude from here
>They're all bongs or aussies
>Attack anubis
>Even though it's attack anubis still have a relatively good time because of the group communicating

>>144503058
Junkrat's are pretty good

>>144503186
im aware of both her strengths and weaknesses

a lot of her percieved issues are just people trying to player her wrong though

im excited for the buffs

>heal 38% of team damage as Lucio
>nobody votes up my card

t-t-thanks

>>144502041
It's based on the percentage of recent games you left a believe. It'll disappear if you play more without leaving.

>>144503238
>Enjoy getting reflected my man
>implying I shoot while a genji is reflecting

>>144503281
2late, I've already rocketed up you're asshole, or I've rocketed somewhere else.

>>144503176

Just wait until you play a game of Anubis vs 6 Torbs on defense.

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>he plays mei

>>144503170

>>144503259
This. Your optimal damage is melee range. Literally, if you can connect melee on them, then you'll deal full damage. Aim for the head.

>>144503176
>ou can barely 1v1 them as any non tank unless you're ducking behind cover and healing.
Well a lot of sentry spots you CAN duck behind, but if you want to kill assman just go pharah or widow or junkrat if you have the range.

>Insane turn speed
It has shit turn speed

>>144503203
Appearance isnt everything, you probably look like a man but are actually a faggot

>>144503346
Imblying I reflect when you're not shooting. It goes both ways my dude.

>>144502659
Elliot_Rodger

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>>144502993
but it's cute

>>144503346
Yeah good luck killing me, I'm always behind a Reinhardt shield with my group behind me. You'll always be a free kill.

>>144503058
I like how overly serious 7 6 is with everything.
IM A MAN ON A MISSION, STAY OUT OF MY WAY

>>144502993

I don't play D.va, but isn't she known to be a selfish child?

zarya and reinhardt is the dream team
literally can anchor an entire team of aspies on those 2 heroes and win almost anything

>>144502608
i have to keep finding new groups because everyone ends up fighting and refusing to play with each other. there's no way i would ever solo queue though.

>>144502490
I had a similar one as Tracer, except against a McCree and Mercy 5 seconds into a long ass Gibraltar match

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>>144503360
>faggot
>playing as soft curvy fuzzy layers girl

no

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>>144503360
can't hear you over my blizzard, faggot

>mfw walling off the HIGH NOON faggots
>mfw walling off the I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS faggots
>mfw walling off the d.va self destruct memers
>mfw throwing a blizzard in the middle of the enemy team, freezing them all, and my team cleans up

Fuck the final point in nippon dojo when attacking, its jsut a complete whitewash of chokepoints and turrets crossmapping

>>144503476
>Play Rein
>No one stands behind the shield

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>>144503386

>>144502659
>DICKEATER

Reinhardt > Zarya = Winston > Roadhog > D.Va

>>144503398
You imply I stop shooting based on a prediction of when you reflect; one or two reflected D.va blasts won't do shit to me.

>>144503434
Reinhardt can only shield one way at a time, and D.va is the only flyer besides Phara :^)

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>>144503058
>hearing MY WARRIOR SPIRIT BURNS after a good ult as the Overwatch logo shows up when rewatching on Highlights

>>144503550
dva isnt a tank

I finally, finally think I got somewhat good with Pharah, she's fun as fuck to play.

My only concern is the fact that every team has a fucking Widowmaker, which pretty much instakills me any time I use shift.

I take it that Widowmaker hard counters Pharah, or is she just broken right now?

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>carry this shit team
>70% kill participation
>no commends bc i had to be the asshole to set these retards straight

fucking cucks triggered by words

Is there anything better than hopping up and down shooting Mei icicles and landing nasty headshots?
Had an enemy Mei trying to m1 me, but two icicles do the trick faster.

>>144503379
>it has shit turn speed
are you high
the second you come into view regardless of your direction it locks onto you and fires off
its nigh instant

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>tfw sniping widow with her own bullets
>tfw reflecting mccree ult while he stares right at you

>>144503589
She's classed as once and I'm ranking their overall usefulness to a team

>>144502490
Can you get a trip please

>>144503557
Meka D.va literally can't catch me when I'm running circles around you. You might managed to wing me for 20% of my health but the shotgun shuriken spam is too strong.

>>144503379
The lock on on turrets is instant tho

>game is starting after you've waited to play offense for two minutes
>team lines up at main entry way, Reinhardt, support, Soldier 76, all of it
>doors open
>Mei immediately blocks off the entrance with an ice wall so everybody has to wait eight seconds
This shit happens pretty routinely and it always annoys me a little bit.

Being Zarya in public games is suffering. It's great in premades when everyone can communicate. I want to git consistently gud with her but there are so many players that are quick to stop their attacks when shields are up.

>>144503618
>>144503670
Seems slower than tf2 sentries but that could just be my perception.

>>144503675
>There is only one exit.

>>144503557
You'll just get focused out of your mech and die in zero suit mode. If you self destruct, the Lucio player in my group will just speedboost away. Easy.

>>144503641
usefullness in terms of what? being a tank? the only other character on that list that does anything close to what dva does is winston

>>144503496
>curvy
>literally overwight

Justice rains from MY ASS

>>144502608
>Enemy team has some cancerous comp that wrecks us
>freinds: Fucking op stupid shit so dumb
>next game they use the same comp
>friends: haha wow they got wrecked haha bad players

Worst is we have one guy who likes to talk to the enemy team. Jesus Christ I love playing premades but you need to just shut the fuck up

>playing winston
>ten seconds left on defense, cart nearing last
>leap into enemy backline and ult
>they turn to fight me instead of trying to push
best feelings?

>>144503751
I wish it would rain up mine

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>>144503596
>Do incredibly well with an offense hero but I didn't get potg
>everyone votes for Mercy or Lucio

>>144503360
>getting mad over cute chinese ice chub
Where did she m2 you?

>>144503719
You must be looking at turrets only when they're already locked onto someone else then, it takes the span of a split second 'beep' for them to lock on.

whats the total filesize of this game?

>>144503374
I assume it's better to aim for the head because headshot instead of chest for more bullets?

>>144503675
It happens in literaly every game with a Mei

>>144503641
you're playing with some shit d.vas then m8

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>>144502490
>Winston dying to Tracer
>A Winston with a pocket Mercy dying to Tracer
That is a god awful Winston.

>>144503379
>It has shit turn speed
you are literally wrong faggot

>>144503292
>Why would anybody think Lucio takes skill?
>you cannot be very accurate at midrange
His gun is almost pinpoint accuracy. If you could wallride popping in and out of cover and aim at the same time which would take a fair amount of skill you can be in places few non-flying heroes can be. His damage adds up and builds your ult, you don't need to hide in a corner to heal.

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>join game
>enemy team's lowest level is over 20 levels higher than my teams highest level

>>144503665
>I can't follow your movements
>implying I'd allow you to circle me, rather than just boosting away for a more advantageous firing position

>>144503735
>implying zero suit mode isn't D.va's most powerful form

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>>144503058
> HA HA I AM ON FIRE. COME CLOSE, AND GET BURNED

>>144503798
6~7 gigs

>>144503731
>everybody has to walk five seconds to another exit
It's still fucking annoying.

>>144502490
Oh boy a Tracer killed two people, I bet you're proud of yourself

>>144503798
Overwatch folder is 6 GB for me.

Don't know if that's the complete file size.

There's also battle net, which is about 250 MB for me.

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>Everyone is cumming on me

>mei's punch animation and sound
pretty cute

>Nepal
>The one part that has the cap point in the big altar in the middle on the hill.
>Be McCree
>Go up the stairs on the side and look down at the enemy on the bridge
>Enemy McCree turns the corner
>We both "IT'S HIGH NOON" at the same time
>I'm slightly faster
>Blow his and his Zenyatta's heads off

THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENUFF FER THE TWO A US

>>144503840
Like I said, you can't do anything but run, and once you leave your effective range you are literally useless

is that grill from a few days ago still around
did it turn out to be fake or nah

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+ No longer suffers a speed penalty while firing
+ Damage slightly increased
+ Mech critbox size reduced
- Ammo no longer infinite

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>>144502852
>Mid-low
>Mercy
>Low
>Lucio

>>144503550
Reinhardt > Zarya > Roadhog > Winston > D.va

>>144503810
You literally don't do anything, theorycraft all you want but a Winston can do what you do but better and with less effort required.
>>144503840
Funny that I actually do fear zero suit more because she hits harder and has a tiny ass hit box. I never underestimate zero suit D.Va for sure.

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>playing pubs
>fucking mei every round on the other team that can hold off our entire team

its nearly 5 fucking am in the usa i thought the kids would be in bed but no they're all playing overwatch

i need to get more battle.net bros together

>>144501239
The kek has ascended out dimension, good job cunt.

>>144503675
that's exactly why I do it