/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

first for ashe and felicity are SHITTY waifus

SHITTY
WAIFUS

>[lyrics of some shitty song]
>oh hello, us admins huh? these guys sure are crazy
>I HATE NIGGERS RAWR
is there a more obnoxious admin than diethyl

Trinity!

>>144496310
>Dylan
>sympathetic
More like pathetic

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>>144496410
GAS MECHANICS

JOB WAR NOW

>>144496486
trinity is ALSO a shitty waifu
so was julia
so was rail
so was whoever came before that

>>144496575
rail wasn't a waifu

>>144496575
Trinity!!

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>>144496410
that's redundant

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>tfw I'm developing lactose intolerance
NO PLEASE
I don't want to live in a world without milk
Tea and coffee with milk are my favourite drinks
No ice cream too? Holy shit I'd rather have cancer
No cheese or yoghurt? Please wake me up
This is the gayest shit ever
How am I supposed to drink tea now

>>144496898
fuck off

>>144496938
You fuck off you smelly nigger

>>144496898
Bruh who cares just drink the shit and deal with the shit that comes with it, or buy those pills

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>>144496410
>save Ashe from being robusted by a ling
>stare at the ling corpse and have second thoughts as to whether I did the right thing or not

spess waifus are suffering, but at the same time it seems unfair to hate them just because they exist

>>144497017
Go post off-topic tripe on /r9k/.

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/vg/station CHANNEL ME YOUR CREATIVITY

http://pastebin.com/93q2ZjNS

Just help me what the fuck should I have as their objectives/powers?

>>144497335
Go choke on a bag of dicks, asswipe.

>>144497228
This. Gotta fight your hate to not metagrudge. Also gotta consider they probably never asked to be waifu'd and hating them cause of some manchild is a bit much.

>>144496898
>a total absence of lactase caused by a genetic defect
>Good genetics have raised persistance up to 95% in civilized lands
Hitler could have stopped this.

There's non-lactose shit, supplements, and just slowly rebuilding your cultures with small amounts. If you have non-shitty insurance you can get referrals to get the source looked at and your options explained.

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>>144496938
>>144497017
>>144497335
>>144497463
>All this shitposting just because someone can't post his unimportant life history

>>144497624
>animeme

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>>144496410
>new shitty waifus
>dana is still cute and pure

The thicc must provide a kind of barrier against the elements that corrupt waifu stock.

>>144496898
Are you Irish?

>>144497759
Czech

>>144497373
the power to cloud the mind of a specific target, making themselves invisible only to them. it ends if they touch or bump into the target
the power to astrally project for short periods, leaving their bodies and being able to see but not hear ghosts
the power to control the minds of lower lifeforms like monkeys
anal probes

>>144497228
That's harsh

>>144497868
nigger

>>144497373
Just call them abductors, you're not fooling anybody.

>>144498253
Abductors don't have psychic powers, don't lie to me.

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So in case anyone wanted to know why TG code was being shilled so hard in here recently, this is why:

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=6719&start=50

TL;DR Casual babbie mode PRESS F TO CRAFT ANYTHING was added for crafting by the wonderful minds at the Ivory Tower and the host of TG told them they either get rid of it or he forks and gets rid of them, making them a codebase without a server.

>>144498315
And now they do. Stop being a shitter who thinks he's got a new idea.

>>144498321
I thought it was Polaris code some people wanted here
Who the hell would actually want TG code in it's current state?

>>144496410

>trying this hard to discourage everyone from the two best waifus so you can keep them all to yourself. I am on to you.

>>144498321
So they tried to come here and force us to take their shitty code?

>>144498451
Polaris is just a meme.

TG coders take themselves pretty seriously
>>144498587
Yep.

>>144498321
>by the wonderful minds at the Ivory Tower
Hey we go those too!

>mommi begs for emag then kisses ass only to get rekt anyway
guess you should do your job next time huh fag

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>>144498587
You people don't know.
You should be glad you have some coders like PJB3005 around. We get crosscoders sometimes trying to helpfully port their features here and they're always shit at it.

>>144497868
That actually makes a lot of sense.
The "Celtic Curse" is the triangle of three genetic mutations: lactose intolerance, hemachromatosis (inability to process iron), and blue eyes.
Those three genetic mutations are prevalent in many of Celtic ancestry, including Brits and Irish.
Celts during the Bronze Age with the Celtic Curse migrated to the British Isles from the Middle East and Eastern Europe.
So it all makes sense from a genetic standpoint that someone in the Middle East/Eastern Europe like yourself also has a tendency for lactose intolerance.
You should also check if you have hemachromatosis, as that can really damage your liver past the age of 30.

The more you know.

>see lots of bodies
>no actual violence, or living people
>keep working

>murderbone 90% of the station
>literally don't even attempt to do the objectives

Didn't realize being an antag just meant that you just get a no rules round. Or is this a thing where if anyone but them did it there would be actual consequences

>>144496310
>killkun and goof
>sympathetic

Somebody sure is behind the times.

>>144498891
fuck off to bay, faggot

>>144498726
>begs for emag

>>144498891
welcome to /tg/station 2.0 family

>>144498321
>Craft menu instead of using shit on shit to make shit
Truly tgstation is shit.

>>144498891
Don't cry in the thread because you got killed

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>>144498895
C'mon dude.

Goof is here too.
Why do you think that dude got dunked and left to TGstation.

>>144498891
WELCOME TO POMFSERBIAN

>don cheeto injects a couple of his buddies with greytide at the start of the shift
>practically zero interaction in the logs, they just let it happen and then go on to have a jolly murderboner

>>144499110
Send me the logs and a semi-accurate report and I'll make a ban request on your behalf because I know you won't you lazy fuck.

>>144498974
>pretending you aren't new

>>144498891
Objectives are stupid and only a suggestion because babies needed their hand held to antagonize the round. hurr, I emagged a jumpsuit/pen and spaced my target and sat braindead in a locker for 2 hours isn't antagging

>>144498891
Either meta shitposting or genuine newfag.

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>tfw you finally understand the importance of the circuit imprinter and constructing machine frames
I'M AM A GOD

>>144499168
its hard to make logs of things that aren't there

he implanted both sawbones and leon within 10 minutes of each other without either of them even attempt to resist

>>144499110
ASS RIGHT THERE FREEZEHOLE

>>144499860
wait til you figure out the significance of the soldering iron

>>144499882
Well if you want someone to murder the station, you get Sawbones.

What is the worst admin in recent history and why is it socacha?

>people bitch when antags don't go for objectives and decide to do something different and don't murderbone and it takes 2 hours
>people bitch when antags murderbone and spawncamp arrivals and refuse to call the shuttle for 2 hours
>people bitch when antags beeline their objectives in 5 minutes flat and sit in an escape pod for 2 hours
There is no winning in spess.
It's all got to be "roundstart, get my pro MLG gear for my toon's build in 5 minutes, fuck shit up tourneyfag speedrun stye, shuttlecall by 12:45, lather rinse repeat."

>>144500102
that's not how you spell drcelt

>>144499860
get a coffee cup of sulfuric and a soldering iron

>>144499882
Sawboner was paralyzed by the chance for valids and Leon is too unrobust.

>>144500172
That's cold, bro

>>144500172
Please no meme answers

>>144498792
Thanks mate

>>144500165
This is exactly why I deliberately don't participate in combat. If someone attacks me I either leave or just let it happen.

I refuse to git gud.

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>wanted to run a gimmick during the Race War round where I try to "evolve" humans into plasmamen by forcing them to breathe plasma
>just get shot by an ebow instead

>>144500247
leon was literally dragged somewhere without cuffs so he could be injected, not once did leon attempt to run

but yeah I expect sawbones to be a full on shitstain

Multi-handed mobs just got merged

We're one step closer to martians

>>144500446
i was alt tabbed

>>144500420
Weren't plasmamen plasma fire victims?
Wish that through xenoarch fuckery an artifact creates a superdense plasma cloud and any human that entered it became plasmamen.

>>144500459
>I can multi-hand fist in fights


>>144500545
Any roid risk is shot down cause of the nobody ever talks to their coworkers and nobody checks gps/sensors so if you die it's forever meme

>>144500480
if you're leon, no you were talking during the whole situation

if you're sawbones, what an amazing coincidence

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>tfw when you're the janitor that does his job no matter the cost
>breaches everywhere
>half the crew is dead
>nuke ops are casually strolling aboard
>they pay you no heed
>you just tip your hat and make the station clean

I've lost count of the number of times I've had an antag just casually go by while I mop up the blood and gibs from his most recent murder spree.

>>144500828
Reminds me of a round where ops were murdering the captain and some sec in his office and as they strolled out into the bridge they just looked at the mime that was dancing and ignored him while killing everyone else.
"Good mime", they said.
The station exploded.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I3ndUDjLlU

>>144501053
>>144500828
Players who play with the intention and goals of their character are great. That's one of the easiest and least obstructive ways of RPing. Instead of being some protagonist whose job is to save the station, they're just some guy who has their own wants and needs, like cleaning. Makes interactions much more varied and interesting rather than antag vs non antag vs sometimes silicon.

I don't actually play this game anyway, ignore me.

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>>144501175

i guarantee whoever posted this is gay

>>144501353
Will you ERP with me?

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>>144501417

no you're a slut

>>144501295
I swear this is half the reason people murderbone as antags and validhunt all the time, people don't know how to have fun outside of murder. I always try to come up with cool things for people to do and 99% of the time we're in the middle of having fun when everyone stars saying "uuuuuuuugh its been 30 mins can we PLEASE call the shuttle"

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>>144501353
I guarantee you that you smell like a butt

>>144499945
what do the soldering iron do

>>144501646
Soldering iron lets you turn blank circuit boards into a small variety of completed circuit boards.
It also lets you fix burned-out electronics, like what you find inside emagged doors.

>>144501874
>fix burned out electronics
oh my god
I always felt like emagging doors was 2stronk because I never had enough door circuits to fix that shit

Thank you senpai

>>144501959
Yep, the entire reason the soldering iron was added last year was because of shitheads that'd run around the station emagging every door.

You don't even need to reset the access. Just pop the board out of the door and use the soldering iron on it.

>page 10

ded gaem

>>144501534
That's partly because literally everybody has done pretty much everything that's interesting

To the guy whose lungs I fucked up, I'm real sorry about that. Hope being a borg was fun.

Sawbones and Trinity confirmed most robust
All those other traitors hating

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>Emir Parkreiner, Chef, has arrived on station.

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>>144505085
I can't even think of anything fun to do as engineer anymore

>>144505085
Your point?
Nothing is new under the sun.
Do what you want to do.
Don't treat it like a chance to screenshot or greentext your story.
Live for yourself.
Make your own objectives.
Find your own happiness.
In a game with as many dynamic possibilities like Space Station 13, it saddens me seeing people treat their roleplaying experience as a MOBA.
They are the ones that have benchmarks and timers for speedruns for cap's spare/SME/cryomix/etc. to tourneyplay and MLG their way to robustness, "fun."
They are the ones that boil player interaction into either attacking and yelling at people for being incompetent and not playing optimally or to their preferences.
And all that modern bullshit simply doesn't flow well with a 13 year old game, and forcing it just makes everyone that plays become jaded, since they thought they could at least escape modern videogame bullshittery like that in an old 2D atmospherics sim.
But they can't escape people being MLG.
If I see sponsorships for SS13 as a competitive game, I will seriously off myself.

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>>144506171
Hilarious and devilish, I thought only bodies could go in there

>It's an "away missions make the station deadpop" episode

>>144506369
??????????

>>144506428
>deadpop
>0 engineers
>0 doctors
>0 security
>5 assistants

>>144506421
fug off recia :DDDD

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>tfw your favorite pairing fights through to the end and makes it to the shuttle together.

>>144506421
You can put anything in there.

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>>144506516
Just filling my shitposting quota

>>144506669
SM shard?

>>144506756
Go ahead and try.

>>144506369
>Miner
>Steal a jetpack

>Assistant
>Kill another assistant who probably died to singuloose

Geez I wonder why we have 2+ hours long rounds

>>144498321
>Coming from a codebase that is highly outdated and has literally shitty oldsprites

vgcucks

>>144506815
I mean if it does something bad it'd be great for fucking the escape shuttle area

>>144501534
>Make a bomb threat for 10 minutes for the 5 jumpers
>Nobody cares for 6 of it
>Not a single bomb is found
>Not a single jumper brought
>Vox cap teleports me and I set them off the instant I got tele'd
>Station is rubble

>>144505085
There's always more to learn. I'm in my third year and I'm always finding new shit. I'll likely be doing the same next year.
Still need to get my blew up an entire deathsquad's mechs with emp then killed them like the dogs they are with pneumatics and low yield prox bomb/grenades greentext

>there are people that are playing on this server as we speak that seriously have all antag roles disabled
It's like you hate fun and want to be an NPC.
If you don't play for antag and winning, you might as well go to fucking Polaris, you autistic pieces of shit.

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>bus station

>>144506987
>coming from a codebase that disables silicons because their antags are too shit to know how to work around them
total garbage

>>144508000
>>144508000
>Quad station
check

>>144508092
at least they don't have non-binary genders

>>144507704
>there are people on this server who roll antag once a year so it doesnt even make a difference

>>144506369
i just shot people idk if thats robust

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>There are people on this station who don't play to get noticed by their waifus.

>>144508235
And why is this a good thing?

>>144508630
>when ramon is your waifu

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>One day SS13 will have this level of graphics, be in VR and every feature current and wanted will be fully implemented in the most immersive way possible
you'll die before you are able to experience it

>Be ember, plas>girl
>Medbay pretty full for being late night
>tired out of my mind cause its late
>make chems
>fill cloner
>make mix
>suddenly a silent miner standing in the medbay with perfect health
>spidey senses tingle
>he throws a bomb in the middle of medbay
>start trying to disarm him while moving away from the bomb, hoping to possibly get a push in and throw him on top of his own bomb
>BOOM
>Live by the skin of my teeth
>get up before the miner does
>punch him to kill
>im literally like 2 points of damage away from crit when i scan myself
>a single chem dispenser survived
>chem myself up and wander around a bit
>go to the bar, where there's a ghostly pianist
>Sit in the chair, relaxing to ethreal tunes
>Figure out I was supposed to have died in the bomb but I'm in purgatory
>ghosts start to appear around me as the living begin to move on and dissapear
>just sit in the chair, listening to that piano
deadpop rounds are either complete shit or comfortingly trippy.
Would enter purgatory again.

>>144508742
given an infinite amount of time I'll be revived, nigga

>>144506987
Hi oranges!

Glad to see you are still shitposting in our thread

>>144508803
> A plasmaman survived a bomb
>Whilst wearing their EVA and breathing their tanks

>a feat so many plasmamen manage they will welderbomb people and survive to do it again over and over

Just stop next time before you want to post telling us how 'amazing' you were as a plasmaman

>>144508630
>>144508727
>tfw only the admins notice you
>not because you're a shitter, but because they missed a chance to play with you and they have a job to do
>and bussing themselves in to chill would be awkward and they're busy tardwrangling

>>144508982
You're being meta-checked

>>144508926
plasmaWOMAN
that makes ALL the difference
god

>>144509046
Not me

>>144508926
>talk about being comfy
>get called a powergamer
oh.
Guess you all really hate plasmamen

>he says "hour" like "are"

what map are we running lately?

>>144510136
>he doesn't

>>144510436
box bus deff meta

>>144496575
It's really hard for me to not see trinity as just another part of Morena.

It fits pretty well apart from the lesbian thing.

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Brought traitor into brig aaaaand she implantexploded herself. While she did that I almost shitted myself by exploding sound, flipped my waterbottle, spilled water all over floor, hurted my foot and ooc'd 'Fucking fuck' and you know what? And got banned for ic in ooc. DAMN TRAITORS.

>>144513018
get rekt

>>144513018
>Get banned for ic ooc
>Claims it wasn't ic ooc
>By posting ic ooc
Faggot

>>144513018
you should just get a ooc permaban

>>144513018
>A trip
>A screenshot
>IC OOC in the post

Is this the ultimate ruse?

>>144513018
Arctec is one of those players that will end up being permabanned, he is a shitty player overall

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>create my own server to test sprites i'm doing and adding
>add sprites
>compile
>70 errors
>remove the sprites i added
>120 errors
>mfw

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>Lv. 5 Biohazard
>Try to learn Virology and save the station
>Have somewhat of an understanding
>Yeah! I can do this!
>Tells medical that the cure is on its way
>Wait shit that's not supposed to happen
>No understanding
>No cure
>welp gotta tell everyone I fucked up
>Get assassinated before I can do that
>mfw

God bless Reica though.

>>144513958
>ick ock

>>144514090
>literally two minutes before end game

>>144514140
EEEEEEEEEECK
OOOOOOOOCK
BAN HE!

>>144513018
How are you so stupid

Stop posting IC in OOC

The round JUST ended you retard

good round

>>144514140
2 minutes is enough to know that the virologist has been killed.
If you want to greentext that hard wait or the round to be over

>>144513958
Was I anywhere near close? I find bodies on the 'roid all the time as a silicon

>>144514334
Wasn't on the asteroid at all. Some spider infested shuttle.

>>144513018
Ok, I'm gonna really give you the benefit of the doubt here, because I'm in a good mood, and assume you really are just this stupid and is not doing this with malicious intent, so I will only extend your ban to three days.
Please, don't pull this shit again.

>Warden
>out of the brig
>handing out weapons to those not in uniform
>using the revolver instead of Taser
>Vox

Wew

>>144514406
>when push comes to shove won't even shoot the traitor

>>144514371
Beat you to it

>>144514429
>got teleported by the clown
>TWICE

>http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>Was banned for shouting 'FUCKING FUCK' in OOC after being blown up, so then went and posted about the entire ordeal in the thread half an hour before the round had finished.

>Jesus christ man, you're on seriously thin ice now.

>http://i.imgur.com/ZrZKaBj.png

Do I have a chance with Felicity?

>>144514603
whos asking

>>144514591
>not fucking permabanned
>angloesphere permabanned for posting about his ban in the thread

Come the fuck on. Ban ArcTec forever already, he's shit and hasn't learnt his lesson about ic in ooc

>>144514674
sawbones

>>144514591
>3day ban
>ic in ooc is as bad as plasmaflooding security


l m a o badmins at it again

>>144514961
>repeat offender
>ick ock somehow not bad
go home

You can't law 2 a borg to kill itself because of server rules allowing it to ignore that order, but can you order them to stand still while you beat them to death?

>>144514961
>arctec
he's gonna end up fucking permabanned because this slavnigger literally can't stop icking the ock

>>144515304
why don't we just get rid of silicons like TG?

does eli wood still play on this server

>>144516248
whos asking

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What's this hubbub about TG's "minecraft crafting"? Do they really have some grid crafting system or is it just a menu like metal-sheet crafting?

>>144516273
maxime

Sawbones is cute! CUTE!

>changeling tries kill me in the last minute of the round
>literally tries to push me and attack me with a knife
>no stings
>just table and slice in head with a knife till he's dead
Tom Thompson says, "Ill be your slave"
Tom Thompson says, "I just want it to stop"
Tom Thompson says, "End the suffering"
Tom Thompson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

What a weird fucking round

>>144516289
>Gooncode a shit
>TGcode has minecraft
>Baycode has non binary genders and crossdressing wardrobes
I am so glad we're stuck in the past SS13 due to our outdated codebase.
You know, where you just get the nearest toolbox or fire extinguisher and bash antags and shitters in the head.
Nice, pure, and simple spess.

>>144516898
I always play silicon on bus because it's bus and I need a law to stop myself from suicide succumbing

>>144516843
Sawbones x Welder Tank OTP

>>144516983
>>Baycode has non binary genders and crossdressing wardrobes
We could simply just remove that, it'd be really easy

>>144517102
Then go do it anon, then port all our features to it, then we'll play on it.

Or were you expecting others to do it for you?

>>144517137
I don't really care, I like current /vg/ code I just think to complain about modern baycode for such small reasons is stupid

>>144517137
its his favorite bait.

Male sprites having body hair when

All these baby smooth "men" are a disgrace

>>144517262
when you sprite it and make pull request

>>144517262
only if we get hairy women with hairy armits and hairy bushes
the Vox will get quill-ey bushes

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>>144498321
/tg/ is a fucking shitfest for a long time now. Furry ERP galore.

>>144517262
Endomorph, Mesomorph, and Ectomorph selectable body types when?

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>>144517954
>added liggers "ironically"
>added special ligger antag

>>144518098
WE'RE IRONICALLY ERPING!
IT'S ALL IRONIC!
LOOK AT MY NEW CRAFTING SYSTEM IT'S GREAT!

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>>144518280
>/me unzips 16 inch furry cock
>"haha it's ironic aren't i so funny haha"
>"haha yeah the admins erp too it's such a funny joke we all do it ironically it's so funny"

>"who the FUCK did you just call a tranny?"
>you or another user of this account has been banned

>play a male character because I'm not autistic
>tfw nobody will ever lewdpost about me

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>>144518443
Look! We have pictures from the same place!

>>144518453
You're not lewd/alpha enough. Gotta earn it

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>>144518507
good taste senpai

>>144518453
*unzups dik
What's your name, bruh?

>>144518543
>You're not lewd/alpha enough.
That's a funny way to say my character lacks a vagina.

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>>144518581
Thank you, you too!

>>144518585
It's not the same if it's out of pity.

>>144518865
I'm practically blind, sempai, you'd have to point me at a target and guide me vocally, if I were to ERP anyone in any way other than accidentally stumbilng into them

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>>144519103
Then I guess I'm just not attractive enough to be stumbled into.

>>144519315
You aren't broad enough, Anon, it's not about attractiveness when you are blind

>>144518581
>>144519315
dumb memeposter

I just got back after a few months off.

What is this "purge day" thing?
Did we send Krampus after shitters again?

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I played a static name once.

>>144519497
UM, BACKOFF?!

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>>144519680
basically a day with no rules
you can guess how that ended up turning out
http://pastebin.com/Re4Qdtup

>>144517586
FEATHER
PUBES

What's the point of having toilets if you can't even use them?

>>144520048
ghetto chem
or grab a crowbar and remove the cistern to hide weapons in it
or /me pisses in the toilet.

>>144520048
Do you really think we could introduce toiled mechanics and that people wouldn't literally try to start a shitstorm.

It would give a whole new meaning to shitcurity anon. We can't handle that much power.

>>144518072
ree get out of here with your pop science ree

Now that we have frankenstein code, how many pomf dollars do I have to pay to have different species limbs available at round start? I want to be a dude with mutant chicken legs.

>>144520725
ask him directly

>>144516248

You see him once in a while, also in Lifeweb too

>>144516843

I wish sawbones would notice me.

Top three waifus and top three husbandos! GO!

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>>144519315
>>144518453
Ok, since you seem willing to delve deeper into the rabbit hole I will give you a few tips on how to get noticed by people or at least by me.

First step: make your character recognisable. The first thing I see on my screen is your character's look and clothing. Then I will hover over your sprite to check your name. Make a unique character but don't exaggerate it. Eg: skin/hair colour/style, grey with peculiar eye colour, a particular hat, etc...

Set your flavour text. It doesn't have to be bay/vore retarded, I don't care how handsome you are or where you come from. Describe the main trait(s) that makes your character stand out in there. eg: short and stubby, long hair, red eyes, whatever.

Pick a main department and get good at it. Want to play, for example, medbay? Good. I like doctors who can roleplay while doing their job at the same time, not some kind of powergamer faggot who speedclones me with his dank cryo mix or some cheesy fucker who talks a lot but can't even brainswap someone (unless that's your character).

Roleplay and interact with the crew. Use /me to add some flavour to your actions but don't overdo it. "/me smiles" or "/me waves goodbye to his friend" are ok and may help you if you're not a native English speaker like me.

Develop your character. Is your character benevolent or vicious? Does he like to help the crew in need or is he an every-man-for-himself type of guy? Try to create something interesting and use it as your gimmick while playing.

If you like someone send him/her some presents. Depending on the person you can do that often or not. I will be thankful if you get me a cute hat but this action will quickly lose its "meaning" if you do that every round. Give them time to notice you but don't buzz around them all the time, unless they have interest in you, or you'll be tagged as an annoyance.

ERP is a big no-no unless it's purge day. Don't do that.

Beware: this is a double-edged sword.

>>144522502
waifus

1: Me
2: Ginger Beach
3: Caleigh Stall

husbandos

1: that one trap that niggly or whatever plays
2: Old Blind Blackburn
3: Braxton Hutton

>>144518453

Hang around the waifus enough for them to know your name. You have to do something that will standout to them and then they will invite you into their secret club.

>>144522792
>using ever /me
into trash this old bayfaggotry goes

>>144523273
Иди дoмoй пec

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Mfw Felicity won't stop flirting with Ashe instead of noticing me!

>>144523664
fuck off shiggy

>>144523273
at least it isn't new bayfaggotry

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>>144508742

>Singuloose and giant spiders in full VR 3D

>>144522792
>starbucks coffee

The rest of your post was good but this ruins it, please change the image

>>144508742
well if this wasnt hoax some ruskies devoloped console that allowed custom dreams

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>pushed out the airlock and crushed by the shuttle by the mech
PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

>>144524026
yet still faggotry, but yeah at least

>>144524428
Should have ahelped it nigga.

>>144524470
I assumed that was an antagonist

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>>144514879
Anglos not permabanned.

>>144524534
Just takes two seconds for admins to check all antags. Unless they're using obvious shit like eswords or stings there's no reason not to.

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>watching the emagged sec borg committing laser genocide from the darkness of the shuttle cargo bay
Top spook

>>144524648
he was

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>>144524680
that's because Ghlor was drunk

>tfw disabling the cloner in genetics
I fucking love corporate, it's so beautifully counter-productive

>>144523213
>me
The plot thickens

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>>144524302
Sorry I just searched cute anime girl on pinterest and that was in the first results.

How about Tim Hortons?

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>>144522792

>There are people that takes their snowflakes character very seriously
>Those are the kind of people that powergame by going for the straight jacket and other shit despite not being from Medbay or security
>Those are also the kind of people that makes "friends" with others people
>If they get killed, they throw a hissy fit like a fucking monkey even through they are the target of their "friends"

Is the AI from the race war round that happened a lot earlier here by any chance?

>>144500828
>tfw finally being able to use the cleaner grenades once people start dying

>newfag mimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UhAf3v_uvI

So, is the panic bunker back?

>>144525335
I have a vague backstory, including reasons for my prosthetics, but I don't care if I die because it's spess

based them on a futuristic homebrew D&D campaign I played a while back

>>144525246

>Tim Hortons

Good taste, Anon. I fucking love their french Vanilla coffee

I had a conversation with someone a while ago, that Arctec would get banned for IC in OOC, I didn't think it would be twice in a row though.

does checking the traitor box make your a traitor or gives your a chance to become one in a pool of whoever also checked it?

Why the fuck is the lighting still just a bunch of rainbow smeared shit in my screen and how do I fix it

>>144526398
he still LOOCs when he dies, he'll be permabanned if he still shows he can't learn

>>144526437
It's a roll on who gets it, based on the roundtype. If nobody has it checked, it restarts. Usually, the only mode that has a restart happen is malf AI. Additionally, you can become a traitor partway into the round.

>>144526437
set it to always istead of yes, if it wasnt obvinous to you, also you can try to create another character, it will have different chances for each antag

Fucking Nexis is back

>>144526986
?

>>144527119
check the changelog

>>144527236
Looks like somebody fucked up theirs, it defaults to N3X15 because he's the one that wrote the template.

The killed innocent kittens is a sure giveaway.

>>144526986
after three months, just like usual

>>144527662
he is actully back, check his activity on github

>>144498563
>two best waifus
>both giant whores

No. They are disease ridden sluts who I want no part of.

>>144526986
so what?

>>144507704
>baiting this hard

Sorry I don't play the way you do friendo
But I like doing more things than murderbone and clicking a sprite then putting the sprite in my backpack and keeping it there for two hours

>>144525335
>pitching a hissy fit over how other people play the game

No anon, you are the autist

>>144528256
>being this no fun allowed nerd
you can just use all tools to greytide and griff

>>144528464
I don't like Griff though friendo, nor do I enjoy breaking into places and stealing shit for no reason.

>>144523664
Хoтя бы paди инocтpaнцeв мoг бы дo ё дoтянyтьcя

What servers do you play on when you're not on /vg/? Hippie kinda grew on me despite the huge amount of shitters.

What was that 3D remake of ss13 where the guys making it were starting with atmos and engineering, and put up a couple youtube videos showcasing the singularity, atmos system etc?

Also, does anyone know if doomstation anon is posting somewhere?

>>144529259
Urist, Bay.

my labtop wont charge anymore rip my spessman career

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>>144498321
The funny thing to me is that despite all the TG shilling, they've never tried to pass clockcult off as good.
How does it play out? Is it a stillborn?

Anyone know how to fix the rainbow tiles because of the new goonlighting. I tried updating my graphics driver and enable/disable my graphics hardware useage. When I enable the hardware use it gives me the rainbow tiles, when off its not rainbow but everything looks like shit in stretch to fit and changing things to 64x64 causes the inventory to be hidden. 32x32 works fine but its like a game for ants then.

SHITMINS GET ON

>>144530978
Update your drivers and directx

>>144525042
Corporate should be changed to "We cannot afford to lose crewmen or have station property damaged or stolen" having it as "Too expensive to replace" means a whole different thing.

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>one of my first rounds
>unable to drive the janicart
>pray for guidance
>admin subtle messages me
>trialmin fucking answers me on ahelp

>>144528581
why do you play here then? polaris would better server to play

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daily reminder /vg/ is a stan rogers server

what does this mean?

>The year is always 1778
>The station is located in Halifax
>Every character was born in Sherbrooke
>Every character was one of barret's privateers
>The foreman is never around during night shifts

>>144532945
fuck off to tv retard

>>144532783
Because Polaris isn't at all a better server. It's a shit tier hugbox where you're expected to sit around in your workspace doing absolutely fucking nothing talking about your feelings with whoever's next to you, and you're basically not allowed to do fucking anything unless you've sucked up to one of the admins.

That shit's fucking boring.

>>144500828
>clown keeps honking between the crossfire between me and waves of sec officers and dead bodies
I love clowns that don't help either sec or antags and remain neutral

>we will never get decent stations
>instead, we will only get bus and taxi and deff

I just want Mini
For those comfy lowpop rounds

>>144533618
THEN FUCKING MAP IT JESUS

>>144506369
t.either trinity or sawbones

Who was the last good waifu

>>144534023
Bee

>>144534023
Sue Bowchief

>>144534023
Dante

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>>144534071
>tfw it's true

>>144534023
Waifus and husbandos are cringeworthy concepts, but their "fans" are the worst thing ever, nothing worse than people who protect certain players over a fucking slip or even if they are known murderbone antags

>>144534023
Kingston

>>144534071
>shiggy came back
>kingston came back
>omega keeps coming back
>n3x1s will always come back
>rainicorn is gone forever

>find out you can upgrade janicart
>won't be able to make people slip and point at wet floor signs

>>144534742
It's an objective downgrade, water is the best cleaning material because it's the funnest

>cult
>only thing he does is make me an artificer

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>reading somebody's ahelps about you and what you're doing
>the admin takes your side
I should read logs more often

>>144531303
The directx update did it, thanks.

>>144534363
Waifus and husbandos only exist because of the fans. Otherwise, they're just reguar players.
I didn't want to be a waifu.

>>144535003
Just pass it on the next person you see ask and you'll have paid me back

>>144535181
I like that people want to talk and spend time with me. Sometimes its fun to have a friend in space

>>144534894
only got 2 words and a talisman to spawn me a few things, and then the shuttle was called
had to improvise, got robusted after I made you an artificer

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>>144534964
Being bwoinked as Sec is usually the highlight of the round, because I'm always right.

Holy shit it's like I was the only even remotely competent nuke ops. Everyoen is talking for 30 fucking minutes about random stupid shit .I take the shuttle to the station, immedaitely get the disk and have everythings set up and ready in minutes and my other nuke ops people can't even fucking do anything right and ruin it all

t. purplenum

>>144536160
>admin bwoinks me because i solitary'd a clown who refused to tell us the name of a stealth murderboner that had fucking killed him
>tell him that he is not getting perma but he insists on believing so even though he was in fucking solitary
>asks for logs
>look for logs as quick as i can
>a few moments laters im copypasting and also BEING E-SWORDED IN MY FUCKING OFFICE
>By some miracle i survive and kill the traitor
>find the last logs
>adminpm: oh, that, nevermind i dont care anymore
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK IM STILL MAD

>>144535181

This.

I never intended to become a name husbando, it's just that the name system gave shitty names like mlp shit

>>144536687
adminhelp "gimme a minute

>>144536895
Which husbando were you

>>144536898
I was in my office as a HoS, i stopped inmediatly when i heard the e-sword sound but the adminhelp window slowed me down

Thicc-suited plasmagirls!

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>>144537095
>inmediatly

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Dark or light?

>>144538785
light.

>>144538785
Dark doesn't look good with the light red

>>144538887
There's a dark red variant I can use

>>144539007
Show me nigga

>log in
>lighting still isn't reverted

>>144539282
why should it be reverted?

>>144539306
Because it looks like dogshit

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>>144539050

>>144534298
wasnt he the most robust man on tg at somepoint?

>>144539424
>>144538785
Dark colours from your last image.

What station is this from?

>>144539424
eh
It's hard to say because I'm too used to the light version
I guess I could get used to the dark tiles but they are a bit jarring when you're used to something else

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>There are beady eyes Hibernians on this very server
>There are Catholics in the admin team
Do your part to stop the Celtic menace.

MEET ME ON THE ERP SERBER IN LIKE 10 MINUTES

>>144539350
Nice meme!

>>144539659
fuck right off with your gay arse irish shite
go back to posting furry inflation porn in the discord

>>144539659
Deus Vult, filthy barbarian

>>144539613
Agreed. I'm partial to dark just because it's a change of pace.

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>>144539659
nah, they're amusing

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>>144539591
Defficiency. now that the map's open I'm trying to get this finished and move things around in the areas I'm not happy with (warden/armoury/perma)

>>144539718
>opinions I dislike are memes

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>>144539784
Disgusting heathen

>>144540101
perma is so easy to break out of.

>>144539716
the erp server is down

>>144538236
>mmuh grammar

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>/ss13g/ - Waifuposting and Europoor Politics

>>144540502
Only if you prepare a false wall first or someone helps you break out. I'm pretty confidence that it will work fine in game, if it doesn't I can make it harder later. I'm probably going to move the tables in perma and have them against the window to give officers more time to respond

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>>144540707
I'm just saying, do you really want a C*lt lording over you?

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>>144540931

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>>144540101
>>144540835
>perma has windows OUT INTO THE LOBBY

>>144540931
Muh Farrage

>>144540835
>Tfw as clown one of my favorite things to do is cry wolf to get the warden out of the brig and speed back my way into perma, planting tools to escape

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>>144541131
Rude