>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
BUT HERES SOME LINKS
http://dota2lounge.com/
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2bestyolo.com/
secret are in the dumpster!
>shitposted OP
>>144472718
AND KRUOKY IS THE TRASHMAN
Does anyone else think the cleveland show is absolute garbage?
>>144472607
Nothing to do but post animes until the major starts again!
>>144472367
>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
>Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
retard
>>144472804
Yes but it's the best thing I have right now for background noise
>>144472872
>post animes
>degenerate abundance
Fucking esports. Why do you last so little?
First for ez awoo~ victory.
>>144473081
Dota is literally a game for cuckolds.
It's so fucking obvious when you think about it.
There are two types of multiplayer games - those with cuckroles and those where All Players Are Created Equal
>Category 1: Those where all players are equal.
>Category 2 : Those where some players take on a role of subservience to others.
FPS are most always type 1.
RTS are most always type 1.
MMORPGs are Type 2.
MOBAs/DOTA (for the autistic) are type 2.
Any player can be the alpha in type 1. They can strike down the enemy if they are good, or lucky.
Type 2 enforces roles of alpha and beta. You are expected to do one thing or another. And once a human brain expects to do something, it becomes essentially predestined that it will happen.
Whether you think you can, or can't, you're right.
MMORPGs this has been known about forever. The healer role. This is the role the women that play the game fill. Sometimes extremely effeminate homosexual men will also play it, but they are a vast, vast minority.
In DOTA here , this is the support role. Positions 4 and 5, arguably 3 as well.
But there is a problem. Women do not play DOTA. It is the biggest sausage fest of all video games ever, almost 99% male.
What is the result?
An overabundance of low T males in these roles.
Autists.
Cuckolds.
Retards.
Anime Addicts.
Neckbeards
Call them what you like. But as mentioned before, once you are locked into this rigid role, your brain defines it as reality.
This easily explains the quite sizeable (~30-40%) amount of subhumans and worthless degenerate garbage in the dota community.
LoL will be lesser effected, as it has actual women to fill these womenlike roles, but should follow a similar trend.
>>144473201
>le everybody should be equal meme
go back to RE DDIT
Who good boy?
>>144473479
Nobody ever commends me I only gettips
>>144473081
Balanced!
>>144473575
I'll give you a commend :3
>No games for another 48 hours
Just kill me 2bh I want to see both EG and Secret in the dumpster already
>>144473201
autistic post to be h bro
give me a tl;dr?
>>144473575
>>144473686
We can all tip each other if you want! :3
>>144473201
FPS are not equal
in csgo you have the cuck roles (support player/flasher, and entry)
in these roles you will never get lots of frags and it will look like you did nothing on the scoreboard
>>144472804
MacFarlane's shit is pretty garbage as a whole.
Never understood how people can freak the fuck out over the """pedophile'"" shit in Fire Emblem or Disgaea and then call fucking Stewie their favorite cartoon character.
>it's another lose because carry runs front of the tower when the enemy team is pushing up and dies 1v5 episode
I swear this episode has been on repeat for a month now
anyone have a 5k+ account for sale
>>144473807
>in csgo you have the cuck roles (support player/flasher, and entry)
m-maybe I should try csgo
Why do you guys hate Pendragon again? He saved Dota.
>>144473821
American dad is pretty good desu
>>144473201
accurate
>>144473914
I played a custom with him once and that's all I know about him.
>tfw everyone on my team accidentally picks a hero that coordinates with their color
>Mineski took a game from EG and MVP
i understand EG because theyre dogshit atm but MVP?
koreans are better than this
>this sing game
is his only hope the hotd strat dotards ?
>>144474374
MVP barely won game 3
they are dogshit
>>144474481
but they stomped eg
>>144474557
he never said EG was good
>>144474621
but they can't both be on the same plane of dogshit
Are we having e-sports today? Or are they taking a break?
>>144474718
Kaipi in 14 hours m8
>>144473914
who
2 DAYS FOR MAIN EVENT???
I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA START TODAY!!!
WHY WAITTT???
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144474804
>saving thumbnails
When are these "na" teams going to purge the shitskins so we can finally get some good teams?
>>144474804
tfw in pinoyland for 3 weeks because major
why is it so fucking hot in here?? PLS SEND HELP
EG gonna lose to VG reborn.
They will kick Aui and go through the open qualifer with Universe offlane, Fear carry and Zai position 4 with Bulba as coach.
Liquid will win Manila
Secret also kick Arteezy and go through EU qualifer
when does he stop being +25: the hero?
w-will I reach vhs?
>>144475303
New EG squad for TI6:
1. Fear
2. Sumail
3. Arteezy
4. Peter
5. Aui
>>144475303
i still dont understand why wont Fear and Aui just swap their roles now? theres no rules about swapping roles iirc
>>144475303
>both place last
>both make roster changes
>both fail to qualify for TI
PLEASE
GOD
PLEASE
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
DUDE
>major doesn't return until the 7th
just kill me now senpai
If its the players who are invited, not the teams, why can't teams then trade players?
>>144475435
>2 aether lens
uwot m9?
>>144475435
well he is probably the most braindead core so even completely inept players like you can do good on him
you might make it to High Skill yes, congratulations
>>144475627
the whole system is retarded because valve are retarded
>>144475650
did it for the vine desu
>>144475479
fear is old with slow reflexes meme.
>>144475868
why are cs go players, in a more mechanically challenging game, on average older than dotards then?
will he ever return?
>>144476072
Cheats
>>144476072
He's just memeing or clueless.
Fear was injured pre and during TI4 and never fully recovered apparently. He plays support because the laning phase is easier on his arms
>>144476072
because cs source and their bullshit league (cant remember the name) killed the entire scene and only le epic 1.6 oldfags played csgo and most source pros sucked dick because it was a low skill ceiling game and everyone involved the the scene was completely turned off the game after that
basically 1.6 pros unretired for csgo and skipped css entirely so most of them are older
>>144476398
>>144476072
also meth
>prizepool is 10 gorillion already
>2 chest and compendium still to come
then people wonder why Valve wont create games/sequels anymore
>>144474481
>5 HOTDs
>"Barely"
Am i retarded?
>>144476952
>Nothing of value
Better than recycling it
>>144477074
Those are actually extremely expensive for me.
>>144476541
>implying dota players don't also abuse the fuck out of addy
ayy
whats the hero to rise from 2000->3000
i can last hit well, do well in lane and also understand lane supporting, and roaming supporting
i tried alch, but even if you get 70 cs in 10 people just complain about you not rotating, because they dont understand that im winning the game for them if they just dont throw. also, you have a jungler every game so stacking tends to not work and you compete for farm a lot even after 10 min
SO ive tried a bit of bh and to be fair i have a decent winrate, but its really worrying. cores just dont understand their role, you will have a tinker who doesnt know how to farm jungle, in one game, in another i will win midlane pretty hard for my core(supports just dont rotate to help out and no 2k midlaner will buy more than one set of sentries, plus they tend to be slow as hell at eating wards) but it feels like sometimes "losing" mid has nothing to do with the first 10 minutes and has to do with the players
expanded: their mid will realize he really cant do anything and sit under tower, my mid will never stop pushing the wave under his tower. there is no way for me to teach lane equilibrium to this player, so their mid does decent but obv not well. then we transition into 10 min and my mid will simply waste time. wasting time on supps is not a big deal, esp at this mmr, but he will stand staring across the river thinking about his childhood or some shit and its frustrating i guess he sees a bunch of heroes on the other side and assumes "theyre doing it, i can do it" but it will be like the offlaner and supports while their cores are farming jungle.
then we fight and lose and ofc everyone bitches at whoever they see is contributing least in the fight, and the offlaner and mid will never look at themselves and see what degree i played in getting them even that far
obviously i wouldnt exclusively spam one hero im just trying to find the strats/heros that work well
>>144477263
Then bet half of those on 1st game on Liquid for safe gains
>>144477354
>whats the hero to rise from 2000->3000
It's Io.
What if you can't post in /d2g/ if you have less than 4.5k mmr?
>>144477354
Omni or Bounty Hunter
Instalock Bounty Hunter if the enemy picks a jungler and make their game a nightmare.
Also don't worry about mid too much, gank the sidelanes since no one buys sentries until they died twice to you.
Hit 6 and watch that track gold carry your team to victory
Mek is important and you should get it if your pos5 doesn't
why is secret so bad? how can so much talent turn into such complete shit?
>>144477354
Offlane lc
ez laning
ez to kill hero
ez push tower
Is counterpicking Pudge with Rubick still fun in higher up games?
sing sing going ham on tony
What kind of genius schedule doesn't have games on sunday
>>144477753
Then only people with 4.5k mmr and higher would post here
Coincidentally this includes all the shitposters and erp gayboys
>>144477856
they have a worse captain/drafter than every team theyve lost to in this tournament
>>144476337
>when you game so hard you shatter your arms
F
>>144477753
Dead thread.
>>144477856
EE is a tard but tries to micromanage everyone
hence why puppey gave in and let him draft
why aren't you collecting your FREE wins with slark right now?
>>144477882
I like to "read" "big thick books" too ;)
>>144478025
>>144478079
wait.... ee is drafting over puppey? LMAO
>>144477856
Punishment for all the betrayl
>>144477991
2 days off between groups and main seems pretty standard
esp important in dota where the meta game is some wonky ass shit
>>144478087
>get in game
>instaban slark
>4/5 games he gets banned
)))))))))))))))))))
>>144478147
CHOTTO MATTE
So which team is going to be caught in a sex tourism scandal over the weekend?
Which team is going to be robbed at knifepoint?
Predictions people!
>>144476073
if barny does not stream in the next three (3) months i will commit suicide on live stream this is not a joke screenshot it
>>144478241
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/53764543
this guy literally can't play ranked
>>144477753
Post more EE webms
>>144478292
explain this meme ty
>>144478087
spamming slark in unranked
neck yourself
>>144478396
that really ex's my dees if you know what I mean
>>144478357
>threaten suicide over stream
>still get no viewers
>nobody even bothers to report the stream
>>144478412
EE is a massive weeb and said this instead of "wait" when they paused.
>>144478412
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/144307587/#144308993
>>144478241
its statistically effectively impossible for you to play 20 games and have slark banned in 16
even assuming hes selected for ban every game it will regress to a 50% occurrence given enough games
>>144478087
>unranked
>>144478693
sleep tight pooper
>>144478693
>tfw secret memed us at shanghai everyone thought they would do shit
>pull it out of the bag win shanghai
>there are no tricks at manila
>puppey is slowly losing his mind as the team he has built up falls apart around him
>EE and rtz are too busy fucking each other to care
>pieliedie is crying in a corner
>universe is singing Disney songs to keep everyone in high spirits but deep down he knows he is fucked
>>144478978
>tfw pieliedie is going to have to ride this fucking nonsense while it crashes and burns before finding a new home on a good team
>>144475157
Could someone post the jungling necro build plz? thx
>>144479457
2x qb
Can Liquid beat Newbee?
>>144479787
I'm sure they can take 1 match off them
Just 1 though
>>144479787
>everyone building newbee to be this unstoppable juggernaut
>volvo does their thing and makes some fucking dark horse win in a close series
>memes erupt
WE
What are we watching?
WAS
>>144480998
/skazka777
you guys are watching sing stream right?
>>144480998
http://exhentai.org/g/901545/507297849d/
>>144481151
What is so special about a picture of a crying panda?
>>144481132
Of courshe!
>Sing sing rightfully shitting on Echo Saber
Why does every trash player buy it now?
Do they think it makes you attack faster?
Attack speed>>>>>Echo saber.
>>144481443
echo saber would be amazing if it worked on ranged heroes
imagine that shit on TA
http://espn.go.com/esports/story/_/id/15903559/manila-major-dota-2-power-rankings
How true is this?
>>144473076
Hello! Did you know that you are currently browsing an anime imageboard? Please enjoy your stay in 4chan!
>>144481612
This is /vg/ you stupid fuck. Learn to read.
>>144481384
Suck my cock, dude!
>>144481763
o-ok
>those streamer whores who leech popularity off dota 2 streamers
>they play games with them and pretend to care while playing at toddler level
heroes that don't get picked competitively are removed from the game and replaced with new heroes? y/n? good idea?
I'm just thinking of ways to eliminate pudge from the game.
>Enemy 3-stack
>Top MMR ia 4k
>It's a high 2k average game
>The "4k" has 5.6k solo
Still better than League.
>>144482083
why doesn't valve just do it. most unfun hero in the fucking game. even tho hes easy to win against its just such a gimmicky mechanic . miserable to play with or against.
>zai facecum
I came
>regional chat
>takeover
>guilds
Why do these things exist?
>>144482083
>Meepo first up on the chopping block because only w33 picks him, and even then rarely so
NO
>>144482210
>unfun hero
Literally the most picked hero in the history of dowta, are you unwell?
>>144482347
>>takeover
>>guilds
>>144478534
>>144478584
Proofs that he said it?
>>144482058
tbf bulldog is only the one who really does this when he plays with sheever or maybe OD I dunno
sing plays with gorgc and tucker who are both pretty high level I mean gorgc has higher mmr than sing 7k or something last I checked
>>144482451
EG can't beat Newbee
DC can't beat OG
MVP can't beat Na'Vi
>>144482469
CHOCO MATTE
>EE, Puppey and Arteezy will all sit out the next TI
Deliverance at last
>>144482582
CHOKOTTO MATTETE ITTERUNONI
>>144482451
>DC beating Newbee
>MVP beating Liquid
>Secret beating anyone
>>144479457
ring of repick
>>144482582
choco latte
>>144482451
>DC wins and rubs it in EEs smug fucking face
>QO wins something
it's a win win grand final anon, i like it
>>144479457
just buy glove of haste for your midas, take aura, and go ancients
>>144482575
>MVP can't beat Na'Vi
You underestimate the power of 5 HOTDs.
You can literally hold megas and make comfortable TPs even if all your buildings are down (sans ancient) and all 5 enemies are hitting it, because you can micro them into good TP positions that are still close to the impending fight.
>tfw you can only play carry really well and other roles not as good
>>144482920
I've seen that done before in some 3 hour chinese game, but Na'Vi have been really solid as of late. I think they have figured out the patch a little bit more than MVP
>>144482451
this must be some kind of troll
you think newbee and liquid arent going to win a single series on the mainstage?
u also dont have who you think is gonna win it all
EG are gonna lose to DC in LB2 btw screencap this (unless ppd drafts storm twice)
You're playing support in lane when this guy slaps your carry's ass.
What do you do?
>>144483084
arcane bolt him
>>144483084
I agree Timbersaw has the best voice acting in the game
>>144483084
afk at fountain
>>144483084
Ping my jungler to come and gank.
>>144483084
do nothing for ten minutes then complain that mid no gank and feed
>>144483084
zone him with my auto attacks
DON'T WORRY GULAG
THE GROUP STAGE WAS JUST A PRANK BROS
WE GOT THIS SHIT
why does slark have bunny ears, dotards?
>>144483561
the whole tournament is "just a prank bro" for secret
puppey is holding onto strats and forcing ee to draft
2 DAYS??
LITERALLY 2 DAYS
>>144483592
handlebars for pounding his boypuss :3
>>144483430
Thanks senpai, you made me laugh.
Rate
Is it still possible to get right click deny and if so how?
Why are you guys so obsessed with cucks and pretending to be gay?
>invoker will never have 27 spells ever again
Thanks, Icefraud
>>144484101
>pretending
a few words used to describe my terrorblade
unstoppable
insatiable
mesmerizing
is zai the hottest streamer
>>144484509
>>144483985
like half of those posts are me not even joking
>>144484509
Barnyyy is.
>>144484393
Post your dotabuff.
whatever happened to the guy that made the sheever webms
>>144477753
You cant kill whats already dead.This thread and game that is.
>post yfw when sheever is about to get cucked from doing anything at TI6 by Soe
OUR GIRL IS BACK
>>144485492
>Soe is invited to ESL Frankfurt just for the Machoman contest
>>144485681
stfu she looks like Tracer
>>144483985
Holy fuck I just watched that game, listening to Tobi and Waga trying to wrap their heads around simple basics of Dota 2 is painful.
>puck can clear waves instantly
What the fuck
is tusk broken??
>iceshards is GoodFissure
>Snowball is GoodHookshot
>sigil is GoodDegenAura
>>144483985
Kek, I thought they were going to get enough HoDs to make their own mega creep wave.
>>144485492
life must be so hard when everyone celebrates you and tells you how great and missed you are
because you're pretty. for no other reason whatsoever, certainly not for talent relevant to what you're doing
>>144485893
life must be so hard being a misogynist
oh wait it is!
maybe one day you'll get over your baseless hatred and jealous
>>144485949
fuck off d2g cunt. bitch
>>144485949
That could be a fat ugly woman you're responding to dopey.
>Na'Vi in upper-bracket anything
What a time to be alive.
>>144485884
Everyone (especially QO) had so much money by the end they could have done that, but the defensive value from the creeps was too big to risk.
>>144483985
>5 heroes
>5 hotd
>a total of 5 dominated creeps
>army
I don't get it.
>>144483084
i put some stacks of shadow poison on him and disrupt my carry and make timber waste some mana when he tries to do his combo wombos.
>>144485803
Seriously though.
How come lina can't do that?
>everyone taking the irrelevant used-to-be-goodlooking and relevant eceleb bait
>again
>>144486465
Okay kiddo, let's see your $10 mil+ prize pools.
>>144486465
>implying the player pool won't drop drastically after the initial launch hype is over
just lost 200$ betting on soccer, so not fuakning worth it....
>>144486362
Because Lina can actually deal damage to heroes?
>>144486581
Valve have to pour millions into the game every team and have a crowd-funded prizepool to give the impression that the game isn't dying.
>>144486465
>one of the most casual shooters out there shilled heavily by Blizzard directly towards normies is more popular than Dota
woe is me.
>>144486858
>le overwatch is casual meme
I love this one
>>144486757
Can blizzard at least hire native english speaking shills, frankly it's a bit off putting.
>>144485394
When was the last time sheever even streamed anyways
@144486465
>blizzard shills this desperate
just go to lolg or csgog, no one cares for that shitty game here
>>144486757
>a crowd-funded prizepool to give the impression that the game isn't dying.
durrrrrrrrr
>>144486938
Are you saying Overwatch takes skill?
Literally TF2 hero counterpart in that game is 'that class for retards'.
Like I get that it's fun which is fine, but competitively it's a joke.
>>144486938
t w e n t y
t i c k
>>144486938
>Casual TF2
>Which is casual TFC
>Which is casual TF1
>Which is casual Quake
Tracer for example, is much easier to play than Scout in TF2. Both have the same role, but Tracer has three teleports and Weaver ult on a 12-second cd.
What if HotD active costs 500 mana but can dominate an unlimited number of creeps?
What if HotD gets buffed again
>>144487127
>Both have the same role, but Tracer has three teleports and Weaver ult on a 12-second cd.
Aye, more skills so a higher skill cap you fucking retard.
>>144487083
the game is pretty complex and has a high skill ceiling. it's not like csgo where every player is pretty much the same and same guns are in use. it's diverse, chaotic, and fun. #1 esports game in less than a year guaranteed.
>>144487236
>Scout has to go through the enemy team without dying, and will almost certainly die after getting a kill on a Medic because they will drop everything to focus him
>Tracer can blink in, kill the Mercy, then recall out, surviving the ordeal effortlessly before the enemy team can physically react
>>144487320
lol he's still here
>>144487320
Mccree every game.
how the FUCK is omninigger balanced?
>le free 100% uptime bkb
>le just le buy le diff
>oops ran out of charges 15 minutes into the game
>le wraithking walks down mid critting for 1200 damage literally unkillable because omninigger
when will he get dumpstered?
>>144487431
Have you tried not being bad?
>>144487320
>the game is pretty complex and has a high skill ceiling
I literally cannot continue reading beyond here.
>losing to China
>>144487431
His laning is nightmare. You can win game cause ez lane.
>>144487487
nice rebuttal
you still havent explained how it is possible to win against a omni, dazzel and oracle on the same team
>>144487320
>Lucio
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
>Junkrat
>McRib
>McRib
There's your 6v6 lineup there. Solved by /tf2g/ within the span of the open beta and still holding.
>>144487129
Interesting change. But i dont see any benefit to the metagame. Might make it too easy to seige tho if you save up creeps since minute 10.
>>144487431
>gets purged
>oops!
>do 'point and click stun' tards trying to explain to anyone else how their game is low skill
lmao desu
>MVP and Navi in the winner's bracket
>Secret, EG and Alliance about to be eliminated
What wentright?
>>144487891
>Backpedaling this hard
Seems like you have a bad case of getting blown the fuck out.
>>144487431
Firstly, lvl 4 repel has 2s downtime, mot 100%uptime.
That said, the key to beating omniknight as with all hard to beat heroes, is exploiting his weaknesses/limitations.
Purging off repel/ga can win you a fight, and winning the right 2-3 fights can win you a game. If you are unable to convert these purges into kills and these kills into objectives, you are doing something wrong.
Repel also has an exploitable range, same with ga (to a less extent late game cuz aghs will eventually be up), so try to force omniknight into unfavorable positions and then initiate on him
I hate omnikngiht as mucb as the rest of you, but desu senpai hero picks only matter more than skill at 6k+.
>>144487891
>aim at someones face
>rmb
>kill
waow
>>144487985
t. 2k
>>144488073
Woah there kid, sometimes they move, making it hard to look at their face. You gotta press E and look in their general direction to stun them first.
>>144488101
What?
>>144487891
>he thinks Overwatch has even a 1% degree of complexity, mechanical knowledge and skill ceiling of Dota 2
Ya killin me man.
>>144488073
Are all the guns in Overmeme hitscan?
>>144488451
yeah bro just like hearthstone and hots, andsc2
>>144488502
Most of them are, a few characters have projectiles, but the only relevant one is Junkrat.
>>144488525
>Hearthstone
Yogg-Saron removed any argument that Hearthstone is skill-based.
>HOTS
>Literally tdm
Explain this doturds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=54&v=tYzdMOa9hEc
>>144488881
I don't want to watch that.
What if HotD upgrade allows dominating enemy heroes?
>you will never make thousands a day playing videogames on twitch
>you will never be born a girl
>you will never get literally everything handed to you from the day you are born
>you will never have half the population care about you and want to help you and give you attention and free stuff
>you will never have anyone care about you
>you will never not be alone
>you will never have life on easy mode
what the fuck is the point of living
what is there to look forward to
>>144488881
the director came to 4chan for meme ideas
check the archive
>>144486465
On at once vs total accounts
totally different measurement
>>144488804
>yogg-saron
wtf is this fucking card jesus christ
thank god i stopped playing/watching hearthstone
>>144488804
just googled that
kek what a shitshow of a card
did dota just died?
both me and a teammate lagged at the same time during a crucial moment and then I got dced with no option to rejoin.
Or am I a victim of one of these meme game drop hacks?
>>144489019
>wanting to be spoonfed everything
>>144489220
My steam client froze for like 30 seconds a couple minutes ago, might be steam issues
>>144488939
how is she so fucking cute dotards
hey lads rate my new OC
im sure someone has done it before
>>144489220
We can't connect to a new game. Says someone is still in a game.
Server pooping. Been shit for 2 days now
>>144489568
Butt Rider is a better meme name anyways
>>144488804
>>144489080
>>144489129
I don't follow Hearthstone at all.
Can you redpill me on what the card does? Or does it require a lot of explanation about the game itself?
>>144489568
where do iDOWNvote this meme
>>144489668
>Cast a random spell for each spell you've cast this game (They have random targets including your own hero)
>>144489668
its pretty simple
it casts the same amount of spells you have cast during the duration of the game
its random spells and they target randomly from all characters
the 7/5 minion you get is pretty shit so w/e
http://www.hearthpwn.com/cards/33168-yogg-saron-hopes-end
its just another rng based card that you dont really control
>>144488881
Why do normies feel the need to ruin everything?
>>144489426
That's just what happens when you quit porn for good.
Why is the Dota 2 pro scene so unstable anyway? I mean we're at 3 million dollar LAN and the teams most likely to win are either Navi or MVP while the fan favorite teams are in the lower bracket
So I was thinking about >buying Huniepop
But should I get it on my main account where some of my friends will see I'm playing it or just shamefully activate it on my smurf to hide it
>>144490034
do you really like bejeweled or something?
because its just bejeweled
you're friends will think you're a retard for paying for a shitty bejeweled clone I guess
>>144490034
or you could just torrent it
either way it's not worth your time
>>144490034
loud and proud my man
if they call you a fag just say it's an ironic epic xd joke game of the year all years
>>144490034
Dude, why would you do that?
It's honestly pretty shitty unless you happen to love gems or whatever that shitty game is called.
>>144490029
>the teams most likely to win are either Navi or MVP
thats completely untrue, dont let yourself be memed. the teams most likely to win are liquid, og and newbee.
>>144489220
The fact that nobody else is mentioning shows how literally nobody in this thread actually plays dota
How do we make this hero viable again?
>>144490341
I don't play on the weekends when all the normies are playing brochacho
>>144490376
you dont
he is either dogshit or OP just like OD
>>144489220
just happened to me and my friend. We won our game though and my quest still counted so nothing to complain about here.
>>144490495
I don't think so. I played him today and I think he could be viable if they undid the nerf to field.
>Play against MVP
>Have to burn firstbans on Bristle/Wisp and BH
>and open up every other MVP comfort hero in the process
Why is this allowed?
>>144490884
>cubshit
>>144490993
>Cub
Confirmed didn't actually read this
>>144475169
stay indoors with airconditioning aka your hotel room or malls.
also anyone have some cool shit from the manila major yet? vlogs and pictures at the event would be nice.
>>144491096
You didn't give me source.
>>144491168
If you didn't read the thing then you shouldn't accuse the characters of being underage ESPECIALLY when you're talking about a completely fictional species that historically has varied in size regardless of maturity.
How to fix naix: You can now infest rosh at lvl 16
>>144491168
He gave you a full, uncropped image. Literally one of the only times Google is an acceptable answer for the source.
>>144483985
Forget the moonlanding;
What a time to be alive!
>>144485681
machowoman?
>>144487236
just like league eh
>>144491447
rosh cant take damage when he leaves his pit
How the fuck is wee considered good?
>Tornado inside chrono
>meteor onto winter's curse
>deafening blast onto winter's curse
no wonder he's only 8k
>>144491734
no
you just can't target him
obv you can target naix controlled roshambo
>>144490034
I would play artificial academy on steam if it was on there. Don't be a pussy.
>>144488451
what is this gif even from?
i drew a thing
i unironically miss ti4-era void
>>144486465
Played that game.
You can literally feel it's recycled. Like there was suppose to be a different more ambitious game but it got scratched and we got simplified TF2/first person Dota.
>>144492172
Man of Slut Shaming.
>>144492276
Is it cape shit?
>>144489426
whats happening here
>>144492346
No it's kino
Are you /sugoi/ d2g?
If so, how did you become one?
Tell me
>>144492754
not sure yet he might choke like last time
>>144488939
what does this whore do nowadays
>>144492754
What seems to be the problem friend?
>>144492754
>the 2 best teams in the world are australian
>the 2 best casters in the world are australian
>>144492871
She writes books and stars in the occasional low budget film.
>>144492993
are the books and low budget films good
>>144493304
What do you think?
>>144492754
>australia' best player
does d2g use a mic? which one? i need one to talk to friends and also want to use it to record a little on the side.
>>144492754
cultural marxism
>>144493697
record what?
>>144489995
woah, who is this pure female?
>>144493774
vocals for my music
>>144489995
this girl looks so familiar.... is she an actress or something? i know i've seen her i just can't put my finger on it.
page 7
nice thread dotards
really nice lively thread and game
>>144492871
As you probably know, /d2g/, Sasha Grey has written a novel. Yes, Sasha Grey. The porn star. The woman who takes big loads up the ass. The slut who groans for more on all fours, then sucks a giant cock, her mascara smeared, and chokes down the semen as another man fucks her from behind.
You all know her.
That said, how does it make you feel that Sasha Grey is a published author and you are not? How does it make you feel that she is able to get her book out there, regardless of whether it's a great piece of literature or not, and you are not?
>inb4 ghostwritten
Even if it was, someone who's good enough to render something publishable has settled for doing just that, secretly writing for a porn star and not getting his/her own name on the cover of that book. How does it make you feel that someone good enough to write even a mediocre book has to settle for being the ghostwriter of a cumslut?
>>144494727
shes hot. does she have nudes?
>>144494727
>That said, how does it make you feel that Sasha Grey is a published author and you are not?
Why should I care if she's not written a good book?
Any old trash can get published.
toast
>>144494727
Anyone famous can get a book published
>>144494058
She voiced one of the twins in Saint's Row 3
I really like Dota but I'm so shit at it, and all my favorite Heroes are nowhere near the meta.
>>144495073
I know this feel all to well my friend.
>>144495073
are you cute?
>>144494804
>>144494812
I'm not even surprised this so called d2g is illiterate at its very core. Again, I shall emphasize for your lack of comprehension
>inb4 ghostwritten
>Even if it was, someone who's good enough to render something publishable has settled for doing just that, secretly writing for a porn star
At this point your goldfish attention spam should've run out but do more
> and not getting his/her own name on the cover of that book. How does it make you feel that someone good enough to write even a mediocre book has to settle for being the ghostwriter of a cumslut?
>>144489019
Stop reminding me
It's all I even wanted from life, and girls get it for free
>>144495073
play overwatch. any hero is viable in that game and no one ever flames because the game is stress-free. Zero toxicity.
>>144495245
why are you quoting yourself?
>>144495073
same. my top fucking hero is SF and he is absolutely unplayable right now. feels bad man.
>>144495245
>Existentialism from Dostoevsky to Sartre
Am I supposed to be impressed by made up words?
>>144495449
all words are made up
>>144495292
fucking weeaboos always on my team ruining my experience
no matter what the situation there's always a hanzo and genji on my team being useless
>>144495245
I ignored that part because I was assuming it wasn't ghostwritten.
But if you insist. I think that's all people who write mediocre books should write. There are way too many fucking books.
can someone explain what happened here?
I use quickcast and had my mouse on clinkz the entire time
in the replay you can see he is still selected
a creep walked in front of clinkz, but it he was selected when I cast if you watch frame by frame
why the fuck did this happen?
is there a way to force targeting to ignore creeps? is this what happened to ee mana voiding a creep?
>>144495490
damn....
>>144495490
wow, really makes you think eh?
why does every retard who plays this game insist on picking cores and then feeding. Will there ever be a way to play dota without sub-100 IQ trash ruining it?
>>144495661
not at all actually
>>144495490
>>144495292
my laptop is too shitty to run it laddie
Chotto matte guys, I'm looking for the dota discussion?
I want soe to sit on my face
>>144495490
Wah. This just made me realize..... sugoi...
very sugoi....
>>144495763
you came to the wrong place friend. only memes here
>>144495829
are you cute?
>>144495763
>playing dota
Does anyone have the rest of the set?
I've only got W33 and Reso
>d2g replying to a lit pasta
bollocks, all the wise-posters are asleep
only neets retarded enough gets baited this easily
remarkable
I'm so FUCKING mad right now
Hard game as Bristle, I'm too tanky to actually die in fights but my Tusk is absolutely worthless and Necro isn't much better.
Mirana doing work, gets to the final push, I'm ready, I've got buyback.
GET TO THE FIGHT
DOTA
FUCKING
CRASHES
By the time I boot the game back up they already took ancient. Didn't even bother to pause for me after we waited for their Invoker 3 GODDAMN TIMES CAUSE THE SAME SHIT HAPPENED TO HIM
>>144495982
so since you're not asleep you're not a wiseposter
>>144495584
Yeah you fucked up.
This is what you get for quickcasting single target nukes.
>>144495584
Quickcast is fucked so if a target moves instead of chasing that target or canceling the cast immediately it will target whatever is nearest to where the unit was.
Either that or the hitboxes on clinkz fucked up and it thought you targeted a creep due to clinkz small hit box.
This is why many pros don't use it though, it is buggy.
>>144495763
Talk to me, are you sugoi?
>>144495994
Uh, could you please not blogpost about 2k games?
>>144495584
this is what happened to envy
notice how his mouse is on the hero but since there is a creep walking near it targets the creep
it is the same thing here
>>144495982
>browsing lit
>>144495763
what the fuck is this chotto matte meme?
>>144483985
source of this game?
>>144496021
of course
>>144496164
its lit XDDD
>>144496179
>not speaking 月
kill yourself
>>144496152
Nigger this shit wasn't even ranked. That's why I'm so salty, we pause for them, chat it up, and they just go for broke the second I lag out.
>he was asleep when the best thread ever was made
Imagine standing behind EE as he's drafting.
Reserve time is running out, he's rummaging through heroes when suddenly he goes
CHOTTO MATTE
KUNUKA GA
KUNUKA SAN SUGOI DESU NE
>>144495584
uhh lindsey
are you fucking toaster or somthing?
I-im uh asking for a friend haha!
>>144496417
in all honestly they could have made kunkka work
it was the DS pick that fucked everything up
>pick ds into 4 ranged heros
epico
Trying to make a bracket for friends. I've screwed this up for the past 2 majors. Where can I find a bracket the shows where teams will go if they lose in the upper bracket? TL and the dota watch both just say which round which is ambiguous.
>>144496778
ds was retarded
kunkka could work yea but EH
also ee played like a retard
>>144496778
>it was the DS pick that fucked everything up
ee was hoping for the le sugoi vaccuum wall torrent boat combo wombo
>Let MVP get Bristle/Wisp
>Lose a trilane against it
>In fact, you give up 5 kills (in a trilane) to them in the span of 3 minutes
Just like my pubs
How do we fix EG/Secret?
Is it possible to salvage these kuso teams?
>>144497016
>It took a quad-lane to get Forev to stop diving for triple kills
>Resulting freefarm on QO causes him to become invincible because the man's a walking Dota hack
>>144490771
I think the only real changes he needed was nerfing the rapier bullshit and some cooldown and mana cost rescaling.
That said, he had dismal win rates due to his high micro skill ceiling. Now he's just a far worse meepo
>>144497070
EG snatch from DC
remove the NA's from Secret
>>144497227
>remove the NA's from Secret
Who do we replace them with?
>>144497295
Singsing
Gorge
ITT: Arc Warden buff
>Previous nerfs reverted
>Gem muted on Tempest Double
>Divine Rapier only grants 106 damage on Tempest Double (the base damage of Sacred Relic + Demon Edge)
>>144497407
I like this.
I had never seen games with an arc warden building gem pre-nerf. Given that he almost always built necro, no point
>>144497387
Beesa
Rime
Universe can stay I guess
I wish soe would sit on my face
>>144497407
Why did they disable gem on arcwarden clone? all illusions with gem have true sight
>>144497768
honestly any alright looking girl sitting on my face sounds good right now
>>144483084
Cast Arcane Bolt.
>>144483084
I don't support
KP or Flipside?
Was Alliance's SD/Centaur strat literally the most memetic thing to ever be witnessed in pro DotA?
>Not a single post in the last 8 threads about wanting to fuck Aiushtha
What the fuck, Dotards? Have you become fully 100% gay?
>>144498132
god this post is so cringey
and no, it wasn't even that big of a deal
>>144483084
>you will never experience the terror of timbersaw with lmao2hearts and 50 bloodstone charges
probably top 10 worst games I have ever played. even if we managed to kill him he instantly respawns
>>144497167
>Standing in the middle of a teamfight where everyone on the enemy team has DoTs and nukes
>Armlet toggle successfully every time
Epic, simply epic.
>>144498186
haha epic cringe /b/ro
you cringe you lose, am i right?
>>144498015
navi
>>144498154
Maybe if she had a penis
>>144498154
It's implicit that everyone would want to fuck her. It doesn't need to be said anymore.
Also
>sfw version of that pic
I didn't know it existed.
doturds?
>>144498753
She needs a lot of distance to even feel anything.
>>144495292
and also it costs $60 whereas Dota 2 is free and unlike LoL has all heroes unlocked from beginning.
>>144495073
Every hero is very much playable at the moment, and it is ok *hugs*
>>144495419
He is still very much playable
Anyone else trying to queue for a game and it says the NA servers are at 300 ping? I'm in merika before any smart asses ask, and the foreign servers are at 150.
>>144495292
>Three useless Genjis every game
>Genji is barely even a viable offclass
The game was solved by /tf2g/ in the beta. Their go-to lineup still doesn't have a hard counter.
>>144499148
its just a beta bro calm down
>>144499174
Who cares if it's 'not competitive'?
It's supposed to be fun, which it is.something dota completely fails at btw
>>144495292
>Any hero is viable in Overwatch
>People don't flame
Have you actually played it? The team with Lucio and the most McCrees wins.
>>144499148
>>144499197
hmmm
>>144499174
its 60 dollars man wtf
60 dolalrs for fucking tf 3.0
>>144499325
>tf 3.0
It's a giant step back from tf though?
Why was Secret not paired with Alliance or EG for the BO1's?
What was Valve thinking?
>>144499234
>It's fun to stomp shitters over and over because no-MM
If I wanted that I would play TF2 or stack with my low-MMR friends.
>you will never be a cuck of master SingSing
>>144499459
>omni blinks in
>>144499459
>omni blinks in to die with his team
a true bro
>>144497839
regular girls just don't cut it for me anymore, I want soe and only soe.
I've stayed up many nights staring at pictures of her and dreaming of her ass on my face.
i wish that one day it will happen so I can finally die with some dignity and happiness..
skree skree caw caw haha im a bird
D E A D
G E N E R A L
>>144499869
How is boner god so good?
>>144499869
I'm still waiting for DC to pull out a Meepo counterpick.
>Phoenix uses egg
>Effectively badBloodstone active
>>144499869
>bong7 is bad
-doturds 2 the general
>jugg has freefarm in a trilane yet farms like shit
>pudge loses mid, feeds and never leaves mid to try to gank
>meanwhile i ended up having to solo offlane as riki (when i had no intention of soloing)
>my team gets mad because i couldn't solokill the enemy spectre+silencer in lane
>the spectre of which had freefarm
>so naturally i'm the one that lost us the match, so my team reports me
The game never lets you forget how stupid this community is.
>>144500353
>>144500134
>press R
>hope enemy are retards
>win
Gee I'm sure the player is skilled instead of the hero being broken.
>>144499459
that fucking omni though
>tfw getting queue anxiety
>>144500482
I can't find the like button.
>>144500618
are you cute?
>>144500618
can't be worse than me at 1.2k
More WebM?
More WebM.
>>144500482
>i couldn't solokill the enemy
then leave ur lane and gank mid, retard
ur in the right bracket u belong in
>>144500482
>gets solo offlane on riki
>can't do anything with all the xp he should have got
Have you tried not being fucking awful?
Do you remember /d2g/?
Do you remember when Secret was good?
>>144500482
so why did you let the spectre getfree farm
>All of Lina's skills at max level
>1370 single-target damage on a 50 second cd
>5 Meepos using level 4 poof
>1400 damage in an aoe
Fair
>>144500891
Lina has fuckton of range with her abilities, Meepo has like none.
Blink dagger? Lina can get one too, making her range even longer.
Lina's combo also requires much less micro.
>>144500859
>The team with Razor lost
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/20/Weav_kill_07.mp3
>>144500987
"much less micro"
1 keypress vs 2
WOW COOL WOW
where is dota
it's fucking sunday and i want to relax and then the fucking pinoys decide that they wanna be life ruining cunts
>>144500891
filename
guess the hero
>>144501075
nigga Lina has 3 spells.
LSA, Dragon, Laguna.
5 Meepos?
Poof, Tab, Poof, Tab, Poof, Tab, Poof, Tab, Poof.
stop the shitposting.
>>144501096
Relax dude, Kaipi will be playing in a few hours
>>144501286
f3
e
oh wait did you not know you can bind keys to things that aren't default?
hey!
>>144499869
the ult was on time but kotl saved both of them after that with blinding light
>>144501390
Hi:3
>>144501390
にはお!
>yfw Alliancemake it to the grand finals from the lower bracket
>this team almost won the international bowl
>>144501110
why is Lina in an anime
>>144501630
>He hasn't seen Dota: The Anime
desu i want to cum in toaster
>>144501275
Viable, reported.
>>144499459
But the sven literally killed everyone, sing only got the last hits
>>144500134
>watching that shit happen in real time against complexity after watching the bird go 5-0 in their previous series.
>>144497070
kill arteezy so he can never ruin either team again
why is this thread so dead
>>144502094
because dota is dead
>>144499869
>down 2 lanes as qop/sf core against dk/lc/gyro
lol
who the fuck cares, ig still raped them
>>144502094
Because everyone is recovering after being awake for like 48 hours of straight dota?
>>144499869
You know remember no matter how many times c9 brought the game back envy couldn't stop throwing it
>>144502094
we're playing overwatch
it's so fucking lit bro
>>144501351
>f3
>e
What did he mean by this???
>>144502217
one key is bound to select all units
one key is bound to poof
>>144502217
He's outing himself as a massive shitter.
How did he know, /d2g/?
>>144500482
You know it's going to be a bad time when the mid pudge calls for ganks
Sounds like your supports were fucking shit tbqh
>>144502381
>misery doesnt lift him
lmao
>>144501351
you still got to cycle between them, that's extra button presses.
not to mention you didn't even think about how much harder it is to hit with a melee range poof vs a long ass ranged LSA into Slave into Blade.
>>144502480
I'm not talking about whats better or easier
I'm just pointing out it literally takes 2 keypresses to 5 poof
learn how to bind keys sometime
Kick PLD and Poopy, invite Singsing and Boner.
>>144502617
>2 keypresses
>cycling through takes 1 keypress
>all meepos instantly poof with 1 keypress
nigga show proof mate, make a video and show the keyboard doing it, otherwise stfu.
you made the claim that 2 keypresses is needed, go prove it.
>>144495292
>play overwatch
That's like going from drinking piss to eating shit.
>>144502457
Turnrates
>>144502697
Anon you're being kinda fucking retarded here.
He's right that you CAN make all them poof at once that way, it's just not all that useful.
>>144502480
If Lina's combo was so easy to land she wouldn't have a dogshit winrate this patch
icefrog went overboard with the euls nerfs
>>144501275
Venge
>>144502737
>asking for proof
>retarded
It's like you're trying to feed the shitposter.
Is he the carry now?
>>144501275
Drow Ranger
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
>>144502753
But euls nerf is just canceled by aether lens
>>144502753
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/winning?date=patch_6.87c
It's actually still higher than Meepo's.
Also I think Enchant's the one that suffered most. Fuck she got nuked to be lower than Broodmother.
>>144502381
Common sense desu, noone was clearing mid, pushing bot or top, probably came from their own jungle so knew that was clear aswell
http://www.twitch
.tv/sheevergaming
>>144502848
aether lens doesn't work for items
>>144502697
I honestly cant tell if you're retarded or just pretending
>winning those matches you're just handed on a silver platter
It feels like you're beating up children.
>>144502932
>>144502712
piss is clean
>>144502753
no its because its the STERENGHT meta now
>>144502848
having to buy a whole additional item to get the same capability is a pretty big nerf
>>144502849
Pretty weird since dragonlance got buffed so hard
Doecunt always seems to perform pretty well when I see her
>>144502927
>>144503000
you most likely are beating up children
>>144502697
>hehehe im le being pseudo intellectual here right
>tee hee they keep asking for proof but i wont cuz its my leverage
>>144503024
>>144503063
>>144502989
>calling people retarded instead of giving evidence for a claim
also the whole argument on whether it was easy or not. Since that anon says it's not about what's better or easier, then it shouldn't matter how many keypresses Meepo takes to poof that much damage, especially considering all of his damage is in melee range whereas Lina's is not.
>>144502927
>mfw based Valve didn't invite talentless sluts to Manila
ABSOLUTE MADMEN
SWEDES ON SUICIDEWATCH
BEST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>>144502932
dota2.gamepedia.com/Aether_Lens/Interactions
why does this general suddenly hate secret and eg? why do you guys cheer so much because they're in the lower bracket
>>144503140
you're legitimately mentally impaired then?
thats ok anon, props trying to learn a "challenging" game like dota
>>144500760
>then leave ur lane and gank mid, retard
I did, too bad Pudge died both times before I got there to help him.
However you'd think the supports in the trilane would rotate once or even ward, but I guess they're too busy securing freefarm for the Jugg only to later complain about Spectre having freefarm.
>>144503196
your on at the wrong time to find people who like EG
and a lot of people disowned secret with the way they fucked over w33 & misery and then added that dumbshit rtz
>>144503092
>hehehe i'll call people pseudo intellectual instead of backing up my claim
>i'll ask people to back up their claims first even though I made mine first
>>144503229
apparently you're too retarded to know what burden of proof is, that's okay.
NNNGHH.
>>144503063
how do i control the game?
>>144503283
I certainly know what burden of proof was
the issue here is it is not my job to educate the mentally challenged.
>>144503000
>>winning those matches you're just handed on a silver platter
>It feels like you're beating up children.
>>144503324
That ravage tho
>>144503324
tonight on tales from the 1k trench
>tfw don't want to study so I'm converting random shit to webms
>>144503324
>>144503367
>hurr durr call opposition mentally challenged
You obviously don't know, because then you'd be willing to provide it, instead of hiding behind insults. But it's nice to know that just like real life, you disappoint another by exaggerating about what you can do.
>>144503514
You can continue to embarrass yourself all you want anon, i won't stop you.
who's that champ!
>>144503487
i love video games too anon
>Both EG and Secret in LB
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144503579
Yeah, as I thought, all fur coat no knickers.
>>144503616
ponyta?
>>144492607
>>144489426
probably hydrogen peroxide, potassium iodide and soap
>>144503616
Abaddon
>>144503048
Yeah I find it odd as well.
I'm more pissed about the fucking Greed nerf to Alch. Now I can't get 8 slotted while most of them are still struggling to fill their 4th slot.
>>144503048
they also nerfed the shit out of her ultimate's maximum damage.
Are all of you guys this fat?
>>144504083
I weigh 49kg
>>144504083
I look more like 1, 5 and 6, somewhere between thoose lines
>>144504083
which one? there are lots of guy there
>>144504083
i am the navi fan
>>144504083
>That skeleton
>>144504083
I'm like the U
bit more moobage though
>>144504083
Nah, I'm like R or Y
>>144504387
both those guys are fat though
You managed to bait icefrog with a mango.
You have one request that will 100% added into the game in exchange for that mango.
What would you ask?
>>144504578
Bring back the one true king
>>144504578
lifestealer 3.5 agi gain
rage 0 cast point
open wounds 0.2 cast point
>>144504578
Change windrunner back to windrunner
>>144504578
add a hero that has a knot based ultimate
>>144504578
fix wr model and give her boobs
fix moon waifu face
>>144504578
MVP wins TI6
If must be gameplay, Kunkka Meepo and Storm permanently buffed into the meta so /d2g/ will never stop shitposting about the meta they asked for finally happening.
>>144504717
what the fuck is a knot?
>>144504578
Given all the new items, a single item slot where you can put only boots OR tp.
That way travel boots won't become useless.
Charlie Yang@CharlieYang
Should I buy a BMW?
>>144504931
LOL
we have a situation guys
>>144504931
>what the fuck is a knot
>>144504974
Why the fuck is Charlie still relevant?
EG is shit and he's not even the manager anymore, he's a chink piece of shit, unfunny, cringeworthy and probably a republican too.
>>144505094
hes a big twitch employee now, he has clout
>>144504776
Ask and ye shall receive
>Tidebringer now always procs crit items like Daedalus
>Agh's upgrade changed so Ghostship delays 100% of damage with rum buff
>Base damage increased by 15
>Poof damage increased to 80/120/160/200
>STR growth to 2.1
>AGI growth to 2.4
>Ball Lightning distance cost to a flat 15 mana/100 units
>Overload now ministuns all hit targets
It will not be pretty, but alas this is the future you chose. These heroes will receive these buffs and not be nerfed ever again.
>>144504717
>>144504717
>who is lycan?
>>144505325
if he mounted people sure
>>144505291
>Agh's upgrade changed so Ghostship delays 100% of damage with rum buff
FREE...GUARDIAN ANGEL?
>>144505362
what if he just walks up and smacks people mmm
>>144505424
its not knot based
he gains a knot but doesn't use it
>>144505368
>Team-deleting Meepo
>Storm that can literally zip unlimited distances and lockdown your whole team
>>144505461
What about batrider then?
>>144505368
more like free... false promise
>>144505492
bats don't have knots
>>144505368
>>144505502
>4200 gold
>Free
It would still be OP as fuck False Promise for your whole team.
>>144505556
lassos do though?
>>144505609
not the good kind of knot
>all these pro interviews shitting on Secret for being dumpster
>>144505291
>Meepo lasthitting before level 3 is not only doable, but easy
>0.5 stat growth increase in two best stats
>Poof reaching teamwipe levels of power
My teammates would still fuck it up and blame it on the hero being "hard"
>reddit is still planning to replace PLD with zai to make secret tier 1
Lmao they still think rtz isn't a crutch.
>>144505754
>Get RTZ
>Lose
>Pick Razor
>Lose
>Random in ranked
>Lose
Hmm... something to do with the letter "R"...
is manila ti6?
>>144504578
Nerf beastmaster+sunray.
Buff all the heroes that were not picked at manilal yet.
>>144505840
yes
>>144505685
Well deserved. It's funny though, they turned from the most loved team into the most hated in a single movdm.
>>144505840
We need ODpixel to say that it's not a honeypot lan.
>>144505685
Such as?
>>144504136
Really? Me too. That's amazing. Are you a trap?
>>144506053
no
just a boy
>>144506053
Are YOU a trap? Would like to see your cute legs
>>144504083
Lol. Amerifats.
>No good streams
W-What do /d2g/?
>>144506256
are you cute
>>144505961
It's just navi
>>144504578
Sniper, Troll, and Axe permanently made overpowered as shit.
Axe: Spins on every autoattack against him. Culling Blade threshold increases with each kill/assist, by 50 HP.
Battle Hunger now has no cooldown and no mana cost.
Sniper: BAT is now 1.0
Headshot now ministuns again
Assassinate deals damage to everyone in a line on the way to the target
Shrapnel now ministuns periodically in the AoE
Troll: No limit to Fervor stacks
STR gain increased to 2.5
Whirling Axes ranged now stuns
Ultimate lasts forever.
EG, Secret being dumpster trash shit
China on the rise with Newbee, LGD
K-Pop and Fingolian/German stacks dominate left and right
Fucking Navi is back and it's not a meme
Cannot wait to see TI6 senpai. EG and Secret in open qualifer because Arteezy destroyed two teams in just one move
>>144506201
Sorry they are manly
>>144506131
Okay
>>144506449
I hope they go through open qualifiers
>>144506504
>manly
Dont lie to me qtpie, i know they are cute
>>144503324
>Those gold bounties
>Tinker gets 230 gold for killing rubick
>Lion gets 438 for the equivalent of the rubick of the other team
>And almost 800 gold for the ember
I'll just leave this here
>I'm in the top 100 elder titan players
wew lad
I almost feel like I accomplished something
>>144507454
There's 100 elder titan players?
>that one support that takes your farm and tries to carry
how do you deal with them
holy fuck sheever is so bad
i thought you guys said she was 4k or something, I've played in 4.5k average games and they're not this bad
maybe it's an EU difference
>>144507673
She's 4.5kparty
her actually mmr is probably around 3k
>>144507673
she's like 3k
>>144507673
Isn't her MMR less than her total games played?
>>144496212
Yesterday's Mineski vs MVP. 3rd round
>>144495245
anyone can get published, literally amazon lets you publish even for only a 10 book print.
>>144507673
shes 3k mmr after 6k games.
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING
The next "big patch" is in fact no balance changes at all, except that 5v5 is replaced by 6v6. How does this affect the game?
>>144507781
she has about 6k games played
thats right
six thousand games
still in the 3k bracket
watches pro dota nearly every day
never moves her camera away from her hero
never checks enemy inventories
doesn't understand fundamental things like item builds
bought my 13 chests, got everything besides doge courier.
rip
>>144507984
>still manages to make a comfy living off dota
lifes just not fair
ruskie crew got taken in by pinoy police
monkeys know what's up
>>144507968
Equal number of supports and cores?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGOsOdFJ7Sn/?taken-by=egpeterpandam
uhhh dotards
>>144506368
>Battle Hunger the whole creepwave
>Run at the enemy laner while hasted
>Come to Axe!
>FIRST BLOOD
>>144508130
Lmao cuck.
She's only with him for his millions just like the last one. Lmao.
>>144508130
yeah alright its over
peters grown complacent
/believe/
>>144508130
what happened to the old girl
>>144508212
>liquid losing to navi
ya blew it
>>144508130
>90lb girl on the outside; wutang clan on the inside
what did she mean by this?
>>144508130
>bringing your girlfriend to a non honeypot tournament
this is what we call an unnecessary distraction
>>144508130
>^_^
>>144508212
>secret winning over empire
That's just unrealistic.
>>144508262
Means she had what 8(?) black dicks inside her
>>144508218
they broke up
>>144508278
>Honeypot tournament
>The tournament that determines whether they get a direct invite
Ameritards people. This is the fucking reason Valve introduced majors.
>>144508165
>pick Sniper
>pick Troll
>buy as many mjollnirs as you can
>machinegun sniper
>>144508321
Winners get an invite regardless, dumbo
>>144508262
She ain't nobody to fuck with.
>>144508321
I said non-honeypot tournament you illiterate cretin
>>144508308
he's traded up by the looks of things.
>Assassinate deals AoE damage in a cone shape
Viable?
>>144506368
Epic theorycrafting blog
>>144508218
She started fucking other guys when he went to the Shanghai major
>>144508358
That was before the majors. Now Valve has OFFICIAL™ VALVE™-TIER TOURNAMENTS to guarantee quality direct invites. They fuck up here and go bottom half, they may very well not get a direct invite. They'll get a direct invite to NA Qualifiers at best.
>>144508395
Slotherina is cute
>>144507908
>>144507908
>anyone can get published,
so? doesnt mean i am wrong
>>144508130
why doesn't PPD just get an asian girlfriend like Fear?
>>144508130
NORMIES GET OUT
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144472720
>>144473076
>it's a higgus posting in other generals episode
>>144508130
nice height peter
would be so cute at the wedding lolz
>>144508442
Will they make it through NA qualifiers?
>2 days to main event
>no english streamers online
>no kaipi game for another 5 hours
just kill me
>>144508716
Just watch the vods of the games you didn't watch lad. It's what I'm doing.
>>144508695
Favourites but recent performances show that there's no guarantee they won't fuck up.
>>144508716
i want normies to leave
>>144508716
At least we got AF/Kaipi tomorrow, that should be good.
>>144508716
>have to get up in 7 hours to go to work
It's Mushi's tournament to win.
>>144508695
There's no way they'll defeat Beesa.
>yfw Secret lose their direct invite to TI6
>>144509028
>Lose
Implying it isn't already lost
The only way they'll get a direct invite is if they place top 3 through some miracle.
>>144508425
thanks m8y
>>144508941
[playing the carry]
Battlefury is literally good radiance
>m-muh 17% misschance
LITERALLY USELESS
>>144509236
maybe by 35 minutes, but overall a good source of dps and for countering blink dagger
uhm hello yes where is my manila stream??
>>144509409
It was canceled dude, new president doesn't like computer games.
>>144509409
Back on tuesday
>>144509486
>>144509468
but how do I spend this sunny sunday afternoon now???
>>144508716
Kinda sad that english streaming scene is so dead
>>144509586
masturbate for a few hours till kaipi play
>>144509586
play dotka
>fall down from 4400 season mmr to 4100
>still get a 5000 mmr invoker ON THE ENEMY TEAM
>he is the ultimate tryhard invoker and destroys my mid
nice meme
memes aside, who's actually going to win manila?
>>144509598
Well no shit, anyone who is anyone is at Manilla, it's not like any of the ruski streamers right now are that great either.
>>144509643
>tryhard invoker
you mean he can drop coldsnap on you summon spirits and right click you with alacrity, while emp tornadoing you and then euls meteor sunstriking you without fucking up?
truly a tryhardgut that faggot hero already for fucks sake
>>144509749
MVP
>>144509749
>New acount
>One win and two loses on 3 matches
REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING STUPID RANDOM TEAMS
Bounty Hunter nerfs when
>>144509749
Liquid, our boys
>>144509749
Liquid obviously. At most an upset win by OG.
Chinks are garbage now, SEA has always been garbage and definitely do not fall for the Korea meme. Na'Vi might get to semi's with meme magic, but that's the furthest they're getting.
I wish Drow was my mom, things would be different around here.
>>144509767
no, he blinks out of every single spell/stun even at melee range, or euls, uses a ton of spells like you can tell his fingers are sweating
>>144509912
yeah, you wouldnt exist in our reality
>>144510039
That would be nice.
>>144509620
>watching tier 4 shitters
>>144510091
you also wouldnt exist in anime either
you would be the faggot elf child of a faggotelf who is constantly at war in a forest and hasnt got time to raise you.
>>144510151
That would also be nice.
>>144510094
They're legitimately better than half the teams in Manila.
Pretty sure they would beat the entire lower bracket if they were there.
This is your janitor from Pakistan.
Name: Malik
>>144510094
>Boner7
>Sing
>Zai
>Bamboe
>CumWithMe
>tier 4
They're literally the best potential tier 2 team in EU right now, outside of AF
>>144510176
What are you basing that off? That one game they one against literal whos?
They won't even come close to touching Madara tomorrow.
>>144510176
lmao kys
>>144510218
Can you not do this please.
>>144510224
>CWM
>Tier 2
>>144510308
>your opinion
>valid
What's the point ever building Linken Sphere when an Octarine Core or Bloodstone provides significantly more regeneration and survivability
>>144510308
>Bone7
Tier 1
>Sing
Tier 2
>Bamboe
Tier 1.5
>CWM
Tier 3
>Zai
Elder God Tier
It averages to Tier 1 familia
>>144510390
>>Zai
>Elder God Tier
okay kiddo
>people counting EG out
All according to plan
>>144510735
kys
>>144510735
Any plan that relies on having to win a BO1 against an unknown team is pretty shit desu.
>>144510390
>>144510338
this is how you spot the singshitters
So, what's with players like Bulba, Bamboe, TC, etc. that top tier, winning players hype up, yet they never get results?
>>144510853
You mean players like Arteezy?
>>144510218
at least he has good taste
>>144510824
Boner7 Boy friendo.
>>144510853
Bamboe's probably is that he's an inconsistent madman. TC is just Canadian.I've got no clue what it is with Bulba.
Why is Sheever only 3k after over 6k games? Is it because of the sexism that is rampant in the dota community?
>>144509468
>banning vidya
This can't be true
>>144510934
That fat fuck is stealing zeroes
>>144510735
SUGOI DESU NE
>>144511029
?
Post our guy Cap
>>144511324
>>144511324
>>144511324
SMUG
>>144511434
SUGOI
>>144511324
>>144511369
>>144511421
fuck off nigma.
>>144511923
NANI?
>>144510868
>ledouche
>good taste
I wish Secret didn't suck so much dick. I don't care about their players save maybe for Universe, but I want this shit eating grin to be wiped from w33's face. God I hate that shit skinned kid.
yo, /d2g/, i'll be doing interviews of pros during the majors. what questions do you want asked? nothing too lewd.
>>144512105
Ask if they're gay. Especially ask Arteezy and EE.
>>144512105
is artour uncut?
>>144512105
if ur a legit interviewer, to any/all players;
What teams do you expect to see win the regional open/closed qualifiers for TI
also million dollar dream carl etc.
>>144512158
>>144512173
god dammit
>>144512257
i'll give time stamp at the end of the first day of the major
CHOTTO MATTEKunkka?
>>144512371
Kunkka isn't SUGOI at all.
>>144512105
ask them to think up new aghs ideas.
we'll spout them here when the time comes and icefrog needs our genius to create the next update.
>>144510308
cwm is a good player he's just a shit person so his teams will always implode
>>144512173
Would you gently nibble on artour's foreskin, gulag?
>>144512820
No. I only do that with transsexuals because I'm not a fucking faggot.
Cucknila Major continues next weekend ?
>>144512878
girls with penises are men
japshits get out
2 nukes were clearly not enough
>>144512820
I'm pretty sure he's circumcised dude.
>>144512982
No they're girls with penises.
Is there an item guide of sorts for all of the items in the game? Like, when this and that item should be bought and on what hero and so on
>>144512105
which caster do you hate the most?
what is fluff plotting for this TI?
WOO YANAGIDA
>>144513052
No there isn't
If you're a tard you shoudnt play the game.
>>144513052
its cald 'ysing ur brean' !!
Nice game Dotards
>>144510390
>stone7
>tier1
>>144513362
>Dota 2 is the least cucked game community
>Has few streamcuck
>>144513362
You should tell your leddit moderators to fix it and properly show twitch streams.
>But if I post now, no one will see my meme for the 7,828th time!
>>144513836
kys
How do I build clinkz? do I go the deso build? or is the mjollnir build also good?
>>144514079
SOUL RING
>>144514079
treads > soul ring >blight stone > deso > crit/bloodthorn
or
treads > soulring > Dominator > Skadi > crit/bloodthorn
>>144514079
>mjollnir build
literally wat?
I haven't touched this game in years, I don't even know where to start to pick it up. I can't even time jungle camp stacks correctly anymore. What do?
>>144514283
don't come back to this hellhole
>>144514261
I go the standard build sometimes but switch out deso for mjollnir if the enemy team has NP or some shit like that.
>>144510218
Why does he delete anime posts?
>>144514517
>Why does he delete anime posts?
Everyone hates him on /a/ so it's his revenge here
>>144514283
You don't need to play the game to shitpost on /deetoogee/.
>>144512085
Swindle on suicide watch
>>144514283
play the hero you were most comfortable with before you quit and just grind out while checking and double checking what everything does
generally you stack at :53 but there are camps that have a bit different timings
>>144514283
drink heavily before playing and it'll all come back to you.
The best carry in the world right now is a professional drunk.
>>144514589
Why does he like n0lans instead of sumail?
>>144514686
cuz he's gay
>>144514079
soul ring pt medallion deso bkb crit/orchid/thorne/hex/mkb/linkens
how dead?
Bow to your new Manila winner.
>>144515190
Who is he?
>>144515190
No.
I am the champion.
>>144515190
>>144510218
how can an avatarfag be a janitor? do they also hire literal monkeys?
>>144485749
More Tobi, he has the understanding of a >2K shitter
Sheever is /cute/
>>144515190
Lelouch meri baat ki samaj ati hai?
>>144515365
what language is that.
new thread
>>144515363
>>144515363
>>144515363
>>144515295
>>144515295
N E W
T H R E A D
>>144507454
top 100 riki player here :3c
>>144514618
I dunno, I don't want to ruin matches like that (I don't worry about people being "mean" to me, but me being one of those people who condemn you to lose from the start.)