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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2bestyolo.com/
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k
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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

Aiushtha a shit
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Sheever is /cute/.
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>>144515460
You're going to have to take this down before I DMCA you anon.
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>>144515460
source?
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>>144515363
>betting is not removed
what a shit OP
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>>144515460
>i know how to ruin the general!
>I'll get MYSELF banned!!!
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>>144515460
literally waterbed physichs
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>>144515545
>doesnt bet for ez arcanas

lmao @ u
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You're not doubting me, are you anon?
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What is your prediction for this major / 10?
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when secret play?
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>>144515613
>>144515635
Vengeance is ours
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>>144515635
#FreeYames / 10
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>>144515659
they're out.

fuck shitrekt.
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>>144515613
A Sith Lord?
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>>144515691
but they arent yet ?
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>>144515691
Fuck alliance honestly.

Fuck s4
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>>144515691
Oi tu samajta hai jo meh kehta hun
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Reminder that this is an imageboard so post images.
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Can anyone stop our guys?
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>>144515968
Эй!
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>just finished watching this game
This game is the reason why I fucking hate carry void
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>>144516154
>w33 tornadoes to save people in chrono
>w33 keeps wasting spells on bkbed bear/egg
>buy refresher but have no mana to cast 2nd chrono
him and w33 fucked up a few too many fights
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>>144516154
The problem was that he couldn't commit to either carry void or initiator void
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>>144516154
void carry is fine if you go pt vanguard echo maelstrom/deso/bkb/mkb/mjollnir/crit/mkb
skip vanguard if you dont need the tank or you're getting an early bkb anyways.
lotsa dmg and frontlinetankyness
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>>144516154
>artstyle middle
>dendi middle
>sonneiko middle
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>>144516154
>that solo chrono on the phoenix before running away at the end
my sides
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>>144516154
The problem was going damageless void with radiance vanguard manta. A true carry void goes mjolnir first which would have won a lot of fights. Moonshard was also important
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>>144515968
>our guys
>not navi
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>>144516154
>3 mjollnirs
?
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Imagine being Universe in that room and having to be all like "damn, Jacky Mao, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight draft and horrific RTZ Kunkka pick. I would totally have a beer with you, both my Earthshaker and the real me." when all he really wants to do is talk dota with Clinton in his EG gaming house. Like seriously imagine having to be Universe and not only sit in that chair while Jacky Mao flaunts his disgusting draft in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his acme face and cumstains, and just sit there, game after game, hour after hour, while he perfected that draft. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on reddit tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JACKY MAO DRAFTS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his anime fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drafting nothing but a healthy diet of Invoker and Juggernaut for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in SF. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled face as he's smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statesque (for that is what he calls it)" draft, the beauty he worked so hard for with Artour Babaev in the previous months. And then Puppey calls for another Ember pick, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the match admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Universe. You're not going to lose your future EG spot over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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Post your RAREST artours
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>>144516631
NANI?
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>>144516643
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>>144516643
>a happy artours with his next team
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>>144516643
You cannot die until you have suffered the same way I have suffered, until you have known complete dispair and you will I promise.
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>>144516858
DELETE THIS
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>>144516631

Bretty gud
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>>144516858
Navi won't take him.
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I'm curious, how many viewers does rtz get when he streams on panda?

And does the chat spam the same stupid memes there?
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>>144516858
you mean this team
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>>144517181
who the fuck knows, all chink sites viewbot
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>>144516631
Jacky lmao!. You can take n0lans, PLD, singsing, EE, bone7 and Misery out of C9 but you can't take the C9 out of them.
FATA is literally the only one to escape the C9 curse of choking when it matters.
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>>144517114

Are there any teams that would take him that aren't T4 shitters
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>>144517225
Masons stack.
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>>144517363
Can you not read?
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>>144517221
ee won a major though, he has the potential to win more but he needs to realize he is shit drafter/captain
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is zeus fun
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>>144517440
>dota
>fun
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how did secret go 1-4 in that group??
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>>144517497
>our existance on this planet
>fun
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>>144517398
He has the potential to win games that his team literally wins in the laning stage before he even comes online. That's literally what happened at Shanghai.
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>>144517532
ee-sami was drafting
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>>144517579
ah

how utterly retarded

puppey pls
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>>144517639
Puppey can't draft. He's saving strats for Ti6. Just like EG did last year.
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>>144517559
can you realistically want more from him
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>>144517579
>>144517639
Puppey was drafting for the first game, right?
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>>144517532
Sorry to break it to you Anon.

EE is garbage.
Puppey plays a greedy support role and ends up being useless because he puts PLDie on a important support and he has no items.
Arteezy can only farm and has no awareness and just thinks farming constantly will win the game.
Unvierse hates this team its quite obvious.
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>>144517532
>Na'vi: alright
>Wings: Good
>DC: Good
>Secret: Bad
Honestly it's a surprise they didn't go 0-4
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>>144517790
Secret has potential to be amazing

but its squandered
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>>144517725
universe has been garbage in every game he's played for secret, and don't give me any of that "he has no room to farm" shit because that has nothing to do with executing like a 4k
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what if secret is actually pulling the biggest honeypot strategy ever and reveals their power level at TI6
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>>144517919
yeah keep clinging onto that hope shitrekt fangay
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>>144517919
what if universe shoots ee and rtz after they lose their Bo1
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>>144517937
>implying i want a team with the anime addict flagship autist to win
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>>144517893

Ha. On the games I've seen this tournament he had maintained his high networth and consistent play -style often. Too bad all other cores are trash and Puppey can't into greedy supporting.
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>>144517994
Okay Saahil, if you say so.
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how many more chottos can secret take before they disband
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>>144517984
>not knowing every team has an anime fan in it now.
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Okay d2g, was fun while it lasted. I'm quitting Dota and d2g. Catch you all later, this game is too toxic for me.
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>>144518197
CHOTTO MATTE?
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>>144517994
When universe was on EG all he needed to win games was one vacuum wall combo. On secret that same vacuum wall combo just isn't enough. Maybe it's the fact that EG is a much better team than secret and can take advantage of the vac wall.
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>>144518197
whats toxic about dota?
i dont actually get this post
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What will EG and Secret do when they both lose their Ti invites?
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>>144518197
lmao dude how is toxicity real like just mute a player lol just click the button
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>>144518407
Cry on Twitter
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>>144518407
suicide
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>>144518197
CHOTTO MATTE KUDASAI ANON-KUN
See you tomorrow.
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>>144518197
NANI?
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>>144515545
eat shit
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>>144518197
Good call, this game, thread, and esport is dying hard.
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Korea will never lose
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>>144516643
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>Secret
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>the kaipi game is going to be on hitbox
yay
i fucking love hitbox
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>EG
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>>144516631
Holy shit

10/10
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>>144518953
I would like pld's armpits
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>>144518953
No that's disgusting.
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>>144518953
no
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>>144518953
of course

Would you lick her's?
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>>144518953
i want to suck on her earlobes
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>>144518983
lick even
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>Secret
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>>144519092
Kick your winning roster that made you the strongest team in the world for rtz.
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Secret is still the best team in the world retards
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>>144519185
I always believe in our boy artour
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>>144519185
kys
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post ixmike
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>>144515635

Prediction /10 ?
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Hate to break it to you, but if you win a Major, or are the Defending Champs, you get a guaranteed invite.
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>play unranked for quests
>I get matched with people 1.5k mmr below me that are clinically retarded

>tusk not buying detection against invoker/NP with sblade while going 3-15
>kotl giving his aghs priority over vision
>doesnt know where to ward and always gets dewarded
>timber is 5-16

Fuck you
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>>144519260
mike was slain by Beesa he is no longer relevant
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>>144519260
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>>144519339
Very insightful blog, bookmarked :-P
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1. Newbee
2. Liquid
3. OG
4. LGD
5. MVP

t. insider
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>>144519339
HOLY FUCK A GAMESHITTER

A LITERAL

GAMESHITTING

BLOGGER

LMAOO
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LoL and DotA scenes dying, what do
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Newbee looks unbeatable
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>>144519493
masturbate
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>>144519493
Avoid the Blizzshills

Go outside, and have a life
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>>144519493
Come Home, White Man
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>>144519297
>chinks in top 8
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>>144519465
I don't get this LGD meme. They fucking suck. Even NaVi or Fnatic has a higher chance in getting to top 4 than fucking LGD.
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>>144518587
I really fucking hope esports does die.
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>>144519593
>Advising anyone to play a Blizzard game that isn't WC3

Why would you do that?
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i'm so bored /d2g/ what do?
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>>144519681
Post moar catgirls
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>>144519681
Listen to some of Genesis' prog.
Start out with Nursery Cryme, then go on with Foxtrot, Selling England By The Pound, and then The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway.
A Trick Of The Tail and Wind & Wuthering are optional
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>>144519297
>Alliance > DC
Uh
what?
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>>144519297
>alliance
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>>144519646
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>>144519358
>tfw outside of EG, CoL and DC, the best NA team is carried by a Brit
You just can't make this shit up.
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>>144519646
Did you watch their game? And I mean the group stage, not some meme honeypot game from past tournament
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>>144519736

>>144519741
I was listening to the rolling stones' top 500 actually and now I'm listening to 26 Mixes for Cash by Aphex Twin.
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>tfw no car hero
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>>144519339
there are 0 mmr players?
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>>144519846
I did, and that's why they fucking suck. These guys almost got steam rolled by MVP, it's too bad MvP are a bunch of chokers
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>>144519823
no it's not
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>>144519858
Follow my advice.

PD: LISTEN TO THEM ON ORIGINAL MIX. The 2007 remasters of the Genesis albums are objectively terrible. The bass pedals are almost completely lost, the sound of Collins' drums is mutilated, Hackett's guitar work is nearly silenced, and Gabriel's voice is modified like hell.
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>>144519681
Play the game
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>>144520008
You monster.
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>>144519961
Alright I'll do that then :3
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>>144520058
Hope you enjoy them.
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When I finally feel like playing a match I think of all the Russians and shitskins that make up almost all of the playerbase and I don't feel like playing anymore.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>144520140
are you cute?
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Secret will never win
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>>144520239
SWNW
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You have ONE post to explain why aren't you playing this man as a carry
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This is manila food
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>liquid are the favorites to win the major

what did they mean by this
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>>144520296
because I want to win games
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>>144520301
Do you have any data of what that egg belongs to?
I'm curious
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>queue on EU west
>3 indonesians on my team
region lock when?
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>>144520301
i'm loving the orange fried balls 2bh
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>>144520370
Reverse img search gave this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28food%29
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>>144520472
Looks really fucking disgusting, but it must be nutritious as hell.

PS: Thanks, anon.
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>he thinks Russians are bad

Try playing with chinks, they automatically hate you if you're white/speaking english
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How much of a factor is the crowd going to be in navis games? they're pretty much the crowd favorite by far at this lan

>>144520659
I'm pretty sure they hate you if you speak with anything but pings
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The many issues of Warlock:
>1) huge wind-up times on spells make them nigh impossible to combo effectively without Tidehunter/Mag
>2) Golems are slow as shit at all stages of the game in terms of both movement speed and attack speed
>3) Golems' RNG based attacks reduce their reliability and by extension the synergy of his combo (if you can even pull that off properly)
>4) laning spells are reduced to a simple heal/harass otherwise you push the wave and get very little out of the skillpoints until the midgame (which means Golems can't deal damage because they're molasses without the assist from Upheaval)
>5) assuming the skillbuild is Upheaval + Heal so Golems can deal some damage; the giant aoe slow is only effective in later levels which then reduces his damage output earlygame (due to few if any points in bonds) and is countered by the long-range stuns and silences prevalent in this patch doe to popular heroes such as Earth Spirit, DP, Venge, Invoker, etc, meaning the skillpoints in Upheaval are often worthless
>6) Golems' HP and armor are only really a problem at the beginning of the midgame, when heroes damage output is still relatively low; ie Golem scaling is terrible
>7) Shadow Word is good harass in lane or a good heal, but once midgame teamfights break out it loses its worth as a spell as Warlock must choose how to use it; this would be fine if not for the long duration dot/hot meaning the damage/heral is often not felt when it's vital
8) spells are long range except Bonds and Heal, and one is channeling, which means if Warlock wants to ult and Upheaval safely he has to forget about Bonds and also cannot heal an ally or damage an enemy, meaning those 8 skillpoints are pointless
9) mitigating problem 8 by pre-emptively casting Shadow Word on an ally can be countered by the enemy waiting it out, which then results in problem 8
10) Aghs Refresher often merely becomes extra gold for the enemy thanks to problem 6
Fix pls Icefraud
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>>144520919
nice formatting retard.
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>>144520058
Kill nik you cocksucker
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>>144520919
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ONE OF THE HEROS I LIKE ISNT META (currently)
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>>144520959
but when you use double spacing between lines people call you reddit
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>>144520962
What?
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>>144520306
They're in the lower bracket.
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>>144521010
It's because I missed the meme arrows on 8 9 and 10
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>>144520919
He maintains a higher than 50% wr in everything except extremely high tier play, he's fine
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>>144521049
It's not about wings winning 3-0 in a grand finals recently
It's about liquid losing 3-0 in a grand finals recently
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>>144521008
When has Warlock ever been meta?

That's right, never outside of a couple of pocket strats (and even then he wasn't good). Want to know why? Because his shit is fucked and has been 5ever.
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I don't want to play the game anymore
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>>144521196
did I ever imply he was meta at any point in time?
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>>144521118
Depends if the enemy team can stop liquids memepush lycan/LD steamroll strat. But liquid are looking stronger than they've ever been. Right now they are the best team in the world.
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>>144521220
want to cuddle?
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>>144521067
and probably because you used numbers and meme arrows
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>>144521321
no
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>>144521476
oh
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>>144516631
L0L
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>>144521242
No. He's never been meta in the 5+ years of Dota. That's my main point of contention. His skillset is all sorts of fucked.
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>>144521563
can you just hang yourself or somthing?
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>>144521692
Wow nice argument brah! That'll sure show me!
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>Kaipi playing soon
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>>144521770
yo but I was never arguing with you.
damn d2g posters are unintelligent
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>>144521836
I bet 10 dollars on then. They better no fuck up
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>>144521836
Is Zai playing? I thought that fuck is still studying
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>>144515573
>>144515558
>>144515541
>>144515520
What was it?
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>>144522104
It's probably summer holidays soon but he can take a day off to win some tourneys.
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>>144522157
D.Va getting fucked.
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>>144519747
Ye i think that DC might be too unexperimented, if game goes late vs Alliance I favour the swedes decision-making
>>
Our guys Kaipi are playing soon.
Get comfy.
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Anyone can explain why i suck much at drow danger? I died 22 times on a game
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>>144522535
Post the game.
Probably because your positioning is utter shite and likely a shit item build.
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>>144522535
Learn how to position yourself better.
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>>144522104
>>144522160

He finished school like a few weeks ago and joined kaipi right after
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What is this autistic fuck doing?
Why doesn't he go into the goddamn draft already? I give zero shits about whatever shit site he's showing
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who /goodboy/ here
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>BSJ
>Brax
>Professional Gamers
lmao, I hope nobody uses this shite.
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>>144522867
>sub 50 winrate
jesus
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>>144522918
I hope no one actually wastes money on shitty guides whatsoever.
You can learn much more by just watching pro players.
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>overshit adds on repeat
jesus the goys have awakened their hunger for money
>>
>tfw secondary school bully is all succesful now

Kill me in my sleep
>>
uh dotards?
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Can you play Dota with friends list offline?
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>>144523356
yes
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God fucking bless canceldota for making me avoid to listen to those horrible shitbox casters, and to not view their ads and site. Too bad he puts some nonsensical music there.
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>>144523356
No.
It's impossible. It'll automatically switch on and everyone will laugh as you feed.
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>>144523449
Use ublock you mongoloid.
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>>144523356
maybe
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>>144523449
>>144523536
>what is livestreamer?
>>
>valve produces cashe before Immortal II
lol.
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>>144523449
canceldota caster sounds like a fucking slav lmao
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>>144523670
hes romanian i think he was in kaipi some time ago
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Is Sings Ember better than Cancels was?
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>>144523976
Much better.
But then again, anyone is better than cancel ember.
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>>144523976
NO OBVIOUSLY
cancel is 8k while fucking around and sing can barely scrape 7k
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>>144523728
Romanians are so shit at everything. Only exception is w33 and he's Syrian.
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if OG is good, why are they not at the major? mineski is at major

mineski > OG ?
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>>144524220
they are

also what does OG stand for ?
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>>144524220
is this bait?
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>On a 6 game losing streak
>Always someone feeding the game hardcore
>Always have the least amount of deaths
>Last game is another loss
>Teammates raging at the guy
>"I'm having a bad day ;_;"
>Report him anyway because I am too but I'm not playing like a fucking dumpster.
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>Esports shitpost
>100000 replies

>Actual talk and discussion about the game
>0 replies
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>>144524246
Openly Gay
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>>144524246
okay, listen here *pppffff*

It's *hahahaha*

ORANGUHAHAHAHA

sorry, one sec *snorts*

okay

It's

ORAGUTANG GANJA DUDE
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>>144522867
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>>144522867
I always take zero reports.

I think that it is because I am a girl.
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>>144524330
So what have we learned?
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>>144524246
Original Gamers

GET THIS, LMAO

A TEAM OF HONTRASH THAT MOVED TO DOTA

ARE CALLING THEMSELVES ORIGINAL
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>>144524456
are you cute
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>>144524457
That this general is better when esports are going on.

>>144524330
>Blogshitting about "ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA" is game discussion

nice meme
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>>144524246
Optic Gaming, their sponsor.
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NEW ITEM IN 6.88: EMERALD SICKLE
Orb of Venom (275) + Blade of Alacrity (1000) + Robe of the Magi (450) + Recipe (275) = Emerald Sickle (2000)
>+15 Agility
>+15 Intelligence
>Passive: Toxic
>All damage you deal via attacks or spells poisons enemies, dealing an additional 3% damage per second and slowing for 10 seconds.
>Slows by 8% for ranged attacks or spells and 12% for melee attacks. Each damage stack is independent, slows do not stack.
>Toxic cannot be fatal on its own and doesn't deactivate consumables, can't be reflected or amplified or reduced or purged (same as Kunkka's rum).
>EX. You hit a hero with a 400 magic damage nuke. They lose 300 hp instantly, then lose 9 HP/s for 10 seconds with 8% slow.
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>pingpong ember
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How come every single last DotA versus LoL argument always boils down to this?

>WAH IT'S NOT REAL DOTA :((

This just shoes again how much more mature the LoL community is compared to you dotards.
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>>144524568
>Purge in the laning phase
>>
>wastes all three Remnants
nice la
>>
fuck im late hows kaipi doing
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>>144524568
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>>144515968
>MindControl.webm
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>>144524771
CWM had a hissy fit and they forfeited desu.
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>>144524746
Good boy. Now pay for the next champion, and if you put one point outside from where we tell, you'll get banned :)
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>>144515968
Stairs
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>>144524838
>129x100
>.gif
?
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Flipside should just gg out
At least AF will be able to make a good game.
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every day until you love me
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>>144516631
Top meme
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Hey...
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And now we wait to see how Bone7 manages to throw with his massive lead.
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>>144525343
Dank interviews coming our way. Manila qualifiers were fun as fuck though. Based as fuck with zyori and LD and everyone there.
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can someone post Mason cuck pic? thanks :3
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Reddit Spy here

Team Secret is going to win the major because they have the most dedicated fanbase, as you can see here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4mnn8n/team_secret_please_read_this_i_know_how_you_can/

Which other team has a fan writing an almost 5000 word essay for them?
>>
>>144524746
Nice ergo decego
Nice ad hominem
Nice false attribution
Nice poisoning the well
Nice appeal to ridicule
Nice fallacy fallacy
>>
>complete quest that says 200-300-400
>expect to get 900 points
>you actually only get an extra 100 points per level

Wow.

Valve went full fucking jew with this battlepass didn't they?
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>>144520296
Same reason I don't play this man as a carry.
He's shit.
>>
>>144525484
Jesus fuck, why are Secret fans so goddamn deluded? They don't give a shit. While the guy wrote and posted this, they were probably snorting more coke and dicking more Manila whores. Just face it. Secret are shit, and they won't come back unless they get their shit together.
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>>144525560
>level up a spell 200-300-400
>expect to deal 900 damage
>you actually only get an extra 100 damage per level

Wow.

Icefrog went full fucking retard with his spell scaling didn't he?
>>
>>144525560
Okay, so I'm in the olympics.
I get first place in my event. Do I get the Gold, Silver AND Bronze medals?
No I don't.
Fuck off you retarded cunt.
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How do I git gud at puck?
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>>144516631
>DAMN, JACKY MAO DRAFTS LIKE *THAT*??
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Hey!
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>>144525484
JACKY LMAO WILL KEEP DRAFTING TO SAVE PUPPEY DRAFTS FOR TI
>>
>>144525675
>>144525682
>i love the taste of gaybens cum
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>>144525705
POO
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>>144525910
IN
>>
This game is sad.
Just call it.
>>
>>144525705
Whoa so this it the power of Anime... really makes you think.
>>
is kaipi winning?
>>
>>144525962
Toilet
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>>144525484
>EE, if you read this, I'm not saying you should take meds to kill your brilliance, I'm not saying don't fear a brilliant opponent. I'm saying that you are what Secret needs now more than ever in a dota world where so many other geniuses will also come to fruition. You need to lay a path for you and your teammates to tread upon, but only when conventional means of dota will fail you.
>>
>>144525828
>get btfo
>oh fuck, need to damage control, better call them valvedrones
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>>144525962
LOO
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>>144525993
more like stomping
>>
>>144526006
>literally defending a battle pass that requires the purchase of levels to get the rewards
>i'm not a drone honest

keep cumguzzling cumguzzler
>>
>Have folder of well over 2000 dota images
>Computer complies dies and not even the HDD is saveable
>Haev 0 dota images

POST

THE MOST RARE

AND THE BEST

DOTA

IMAGES
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>>144526251
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>>144526251
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>>144517725
I think all captains should be pos 5 for this reason. I think puppen lets things go to his head sometimes at the expense of having PLD having less impact than he could
>>
>>144526182
>literally defending a battle pass that requires the purchase of levels to get the rewards
Thats the point of TI prize poll you fucking cuck, if you dont have money then dont buy them.
>>
"For the TIs, have an all caster/analyst match with pro players casting it!"

Welp this is reddits new demand, Enjoy this sperg fest.
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>>144526251
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>>144520919
Golems aren't RNG anymore.
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>>144526251
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>>144515363
Are these people mentally ill

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4mnn8n/team_secret_please_read_this_i_know_how_you_can/
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>>144526383
>poor argument

:^)

Loving valves absolute desperation for trying to get the prize pool amount up over last years too.

a treasure that gives out items that cannot be traded ever

doesn't reek of desperation at all
>>
what tier is Kaipi now?
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>>144526457
DELETE THIS
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>>144526251
baobab
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>>144526429
But
pro player casting a game is the only time you should really have the stream unmuted (GRANTED the prop player is worth his salt and not a trash like h4nni)

whats bad about it
>>
>>144526528
With Zai? Tier 1.
When he leaves its back to the dumpster.
>>
This Rick Astley Sandstorm mashup is pretty catchy desu
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am i farming efficient
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>>144526492
lol this nigga expects people to read all that uniformed opinion?
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I love blink dagger as it is now but I think it need a slightly longer cooldown
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>>144526251
>>
>>144526492
reddit is tumblr for men
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>>144526492
Narcissistic people in action
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>>144526638
MUHFUGGIN DICK
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>>144526651
boys*
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>>144526637
>complains about blink dagger
>not a single urn on the other team
>>
Could Kaipi beat secret?
>>
>>144526651
>>144526704
*boys

/pol/ is tumblr for men
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>>144526637
>6 0 12
>5 0 11
This pleases my autism.
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>>144526695
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>>144526251
>>
>>144526637
>timbershit
>blink
Welcome to 0.5k gaming
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>>144526735
Only tier-2 that can't beat Secret might be Virtus Pro
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>>144526251
Maybe not rare but
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>>144526735
Even 5 of me can beat Secret at this point
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>>144526638
>>144526771
Did they fug?
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>>144526520
Literally same shit was last year, you fucking redditor.
>want le ebin meme hats
>meme hats cost monies
>FUG U VULVE XDD
kill yourself.
>>
Would og be better if it was miracle + 4 bots?
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>>144526775

Well it's Zai, so yeah I honestly agree he's shit :)
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>>144526748
>/pol/ is tumblr for men
Like a lot of things in life, we laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true
>>
>>144526637
>bane with no blink
nice normal skill game
>>
>>144526826
yes, and she joined
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>>144526907
>it's the same as last year

lol

no
>>
>hitbox

INTO THE TRASH
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>>144527076
Works fine with livestreamer so who fucking cares?
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>>144527076
cancel is streaming it on twitch, he might kill himself on cam when its done too
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Chotto matte senpaitachi

Post THAT webm, you know the one.
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>>144527175
>og playing in both winner bracket semis
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>>144527073
hello le reddit, when did you decide to drop LoL and start playing dota2?
>>
>>144527175
impressive levels of delusion right there
>>
>>144526775
Just like how blink is bad on ursa and clinkz right ;^)
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>>144527073
>>144526520

Last year also had an untradeable chest retard

Go back to shill overwatch somewhere else instead of talking about shit you don't know
>>
>>144527269
looks pretty legit to me? the best team (and our guys) in the world is in the finals
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>>144527175
>Wings.
Nice under dags

>Complexity
Agreed.

>Alliance
Always interested to see what these clowns will bring up to be honest, ridiculous games once in a while.

>Mineski
idk nothing aobut them

>EG
Always interesting due to caliber of players
>VG-R
Fy plays in them so it is always interesting at least the draft.
>Team Empire
They have great teamfights when they pull them off, exciting dota
>Team Secret
Always interesting due to caliber of players
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>>144527165
What the fuck is wrong with cancel?
He's 8k and last time I checked he had a huge winstreak but sucks major balls in pro games.
Can't handle pressure or something?
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>>144527201
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>>144526620
Delete this before the players in my pubs see it
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What is the best and rarest item or set that I can get for this amount?
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>>144527254

9 0 0 0 M M R P O I N T S

M U L T I
B R A C K E T
G A M I N G

A PLEB LIKE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
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>>144527175
OG will never ever fucking beat Newbee.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW GOOD NEWBEE ARE? When everyone fears LGD, LGD fears Newbee.

That's the level of dota Newbee are at.

They are the monster boogeyman is afraid of
>>
>>144526492
are all redditors this autistic?
>>
>>144527398
Yeah probably that or just no synergy with his teams.
>>
>>144527462
>rarest
pick something that looks good, not based on rarity. unless, of course you're betting in which case who cares, just buy any old set.
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>>144527201
>>
What build makes spirit bear do THE most damage?
>>
so is zai offlane again?, thought bamboe was the the offlaner
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>>144527631
5 rapier daedalus
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>>144527481

>OG will never ever fucking beat Newbee.

they already did on Epicenter
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>>144526651
Which is why we don't use it.
/d2g/ is for cute girls, after all.
>>
>>144527631
Mask of Madness maelstrom is probably the most cost-effective damage build I guess lol
>>
>>144527398
have you ever watched his stream? he hates the game, every time i go there he is raging and talking about how he hates dota and his teammates.
i wonder why people like this even continue to play
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why peter chooses to date girl with vision problems
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>>144527705
Exactly! :3
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>>144527697
PAST is in the PAST.

We are talking Manila Major, not EpicEnter. Hopefully OG beat whoever is against them so you can see.

`Gonna be Newbee/LGD taking 1 and 2, then maybe team Liquid third
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>>144527481
>When everyone fears LGD
Literally who
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>>144527705
I'm not a cute girl though :(
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>>144527846
Sure thing Godz
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>>144527705
Yes boys GET OUT REEE
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>>144527697
did you watch those games? newbee lost because of a few obvious mistakes, i think newbee has taken 2 series over OG since then.
>>
>>144526492
why cant we be /tv/ for a minute and make reddit accounts to downvote post like this?
i might be just retarded because im getting triggered at the fact that i play the same game with this retards
>>
>>144527746

Are you 6? I'll scream "I hate this game" when some bullshit happens no matter if I'm playing Dota or Dark Souls or TF2 or any other of my favorite games. Sing is also saying all the time how much he "hates this game".
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>>144527589
Thanks senpai that's it
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>>144526251
>>
>>144527989
>why cant we be /tv/ for a minute and make reddit accounts to downvote post like this?
Because we aren't bunch of redditors. /TV/ is literally normie shitpost board composed of actual honest to God redditors with reddit accoutns and shit.

I use the front page of rdota2 to check dota news since Gosu and JD fucking usck
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>>144527821
>taking your girlfriend with you to a non-honeypot lan

This is what we call an unnecessary distraction

didn't he watch whiplash, baka
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>offlane enigma
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>>144527989
That's like the lamest raid ever man.
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>>144528116
Adelaide?
>>
ZAI ENIGMA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

someone post zai webms
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>>144528102
this is a honeypot though
>>
>offlane enigma
>singsing puck
can he just go to game 3
>>
Hold the fuck up

>Sexybamboe, CWM, Singsing

WAT
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>>144526251
aaaa
>>
>Sing Puck
Oh no
>>
>>144527987

>2 series

There hasn't been any tournament since Epicenter retard, they went 2-1 and 1-2 there, which leaves it tied at 3-3 games. If Newbee makes enough "obvious mistakes" to lose half the games then they are clearly not so good.
>>
>>144526182
>pointing out the inherent retardation of your post is defending poor/bjectionable business practices
literally THIS retarded
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>>144528154
adelaide
>>
Zai is gunna miss his date?
>>
>>144528237
nigga ur tulking epiccenter not manila, newbee are in a monstrous form at manila, U WILL SEE

MEASURE UR WORDS
>>
>>144528116
>how new
braindead animeneet with an ugly waifu from Melbourne
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>>144527821
wait what , wheres ENDURANCE RUN
>>
KAIPI IS FULL OF RETARDS
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>bone is a fucboi
>>
classic sing drew penis again
>>
what if there was ability like clinkz searing arrows but for mana instead of health
>>
>>144528526
mana break or diffusal?
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>tfw reading through elliot rodger's manifesto you end up relating to some of his problems

Can someone just end my life now so I don't go on a rampage
>>
>>144528387
Peter dumped here. what an alphadog
>>
What if right click puck
>>
what if mana void cost health instead of mana to cast
>>
>>144528594
do it yourself
>>
>>144528643
Viable.
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>>144527828

Some day when genetic engineering is developed we will be able to choose how our bodies look and everyone will choose to look like cute girls. Of course that would mean humanity would go extinct so we will have to add to everyone fat dicks able to shot massive amounts of sweet sperm. Futanari heaven is coming.
>>
>>144528665
I dont know how can I get a gun.
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>>144528730
go to a store and buy one
its really easy, I own 35

not the best way to suicide though
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>>144528693
Not in this lifetime,though
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>>144528770
>not the best way to suicide though
Why not?
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>>144528594
>professional gamer
would people in the 90s laugh at you when you tell them youre a professional gamer in the future?
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cancel is actually hilarious
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Patience is key
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>>144528867
chance of veggie
if you relate to Elliot its pretty likely you'll fuck it up
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>>144528770
>not the best way to suicide though

It actually is. Because it's the only way that actually makes sure you die.

I did extensive research on this.
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>>144528237
you are retarded. after losing to OG, newbee 2-1'd them later in epicenter, and 2-0'd them already at manilla.
just check match history http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/teams/1375614
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>>144528964
If you did extensive research you would see how many times it fails every year
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>>144528945
>chance of veggie
I would leave a suicide note/last will kind of thing where I'd ask for two things:

>if i become a retard after the shot, please pull the plug
>no funeral

What if I got two guns and fired both at the same time
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>>144529034
Other methods fail a lot more often. If you shoot yourself in the head you die 99.5% of times.
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>>144528943
>no e
uninstall please
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>>144529042
>what if 2 guns
what if you make this http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
if you are lucky you'll kill yourself while making it
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what stream are we watching lads?
>>
Enigma - Wisp offlane boys
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>>144529112
i didnt do any research at all but what if you got a big, double barelled shotgun and aimed it at your forehead? I'm pretty sure the load would anihilate the entire fucking brain
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>>144529034
because people do dumb shit like shooting themselves in the temple

you have to put in your mouth and point it enough upwards to make sure it goes through the brain stem
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>Teammates fail 3 3 man ganks on AM
>"Omg you can't outfarm AM help us!!!!"
Well maybe if he wasn't presented 10 free kills I could have at least farmed up a blink, but no, I guess dying 10 times and then yelling for the carry is the right course of action.
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>>144529221
Then your probabilty of death is very high, yes.
>>
>>144529221
people have legitimately survived shotgun to face before
>>
if kaipi gives ill giveaway some more stuff
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>>144529270
my favorite meme is this
>waaa why didnt you come help us with this fight/gank
nigga if you really thought you cant take the fight without my help why did you take it
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>>144529270
>me ooga team booga posting inbetween esports
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>>144529474
>Being so black you speak ape.
Don't bring that here.
>>
>>144529427
Or

>be low hp, low mana, spells on cd. teammate getting jumped on, bail

>"WTF??? HELP???"

Yes I'm sure my 3 right clicks would turn this gank around and save you. Retard
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>>144528643
Her spells scale terribly so why wouldn't you go some form of right click?
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>>144529556
Anti gameshitters please help me bring down this blogger!
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>>144529559
"Jajaja"
"Team nob"
"Random 3rd worlder tongue"
And I knew instantly that I lost.
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>>144529598
puck should pack CC and oct core to spam spells
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>>144529270
Your teammates are right if you would have been the difference that wins the fight.
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>>144529270
>waah look at me I blogpost please notice me waaah

kys
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>>144529621
Blogshitters are even worse than Gameshitters.

If you want to blogshit about your pubs go to /lolg/
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>>144520919
>>144526470
>>144521108
>>144521008
I pick warlock vs TA mid, win every time
>>
>sing stream
>holy shit i am shit on puck, i need to practice it more
>12 hours later plays puck on official match
???
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i need to work on how to snowball which heroes are best at it

pic unrelated
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>>144529270
>AM has vanguard, bf and manta
>GUYS WE NEED TO GANK AND KILL AM
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>>144529974
Tusk
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>>144529859
It's just a random honeypot lan, why wouldn't they practice?
>>
>>144529859

what stream are we watching?
>>
>>144529974
>unrelated
tiny is a really good snowball hero tho
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>>144529974
omni kuh-nite
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>team has two junglers
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>>144530060
hitbox /wellplay
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>>144528943
you didn't even do it right also you should have went in on the 3 when meepo was there
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>>144529976
>slark leaps on AM and steals stats making him squishy and useless
>AM can't blink out because abyssal
>AM can't run because of leash
>AM can't hit back because no attack damage because his stats are gone
>AM attacks slark anyway
>slark presses R
>AM dies

AM is such a TRASH hero.
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>>144530147
>they farm the same camps and ping each other
>one of them is an NP
>who skilled Global TP level 2
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>>144529196
didnt need it, meepo ran back too far and didnt hit his poof during the fight
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>>144530191
>hitbox /wellplay

wtf, hitbox has 60FPS, dank as fuck
>>
>>144530147
>tfw normies ruin another decent meme
CaveSponge was the chosen one.
>>
>invoker pickers with 60 win % are trashing over people who decide to play unranked

When do you think this ass retarded hero is going to be nerfed?
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>>144530147
Hello normalfag that's a nice meme you got there, where did you steal it from?
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>>144530247
>AM can't blink out because Abyssal
>AM can't run because Leash
If it actually matters that AM can't run because of Leash, presumably he is no longer stunned from the Abyssal. Retard.
>>
>infest no longer heals lifestealer

would he be balanced then?
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>>144530425
straight back to the trashcan
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>>144530247
>Slark has max attack speed and has farmed an abyssal.
I'll bet 100$ you build fucking echo saber on slark you shitter.
>>
>500pure dmg every 4sec
>infinite hp
>blademail buffed
Why dosnt pros pick pudge? Are they saving him for ti6?
>>
Why build Thornmail on Axe? They are forced to attack you, but you take reduced damage, so wouldn't they take reduced damage back from Thornmail? It seems kinda like a pointless purchase I see people use all the time when you could've used that money for a Blink/Force staff or towards a BKB if they have heavy magic/cc
>>
should i order mcdonalds?

any more esports coming up?
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>>144530570
S O O N
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>>144530609
>tfw local mcdonalds doesnt do delivery
>>
>HOLY MOTHER BUBABUBABUBA
Cancel is actually pretty funny eh?
>>
how is slark balanced
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>>144530609
Go buy a pizza from restaurant, at least they aren't full of chemical toxins and transfats.
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>>144530701
Any hero looks broken when it's a tier 2 team playing it against a tier 4 team.
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>>144530701
Because he is fucking dogshit in many scenarios.
>>
guys i miss cancel on kaipi
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>>144530701
just ward his jungle
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>>144530810
Stop shilling for shitters.
>>
Kaipi is now capable of dumpstering secret now that they have zai.
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>>144527705
Why phoenix has horns ?
Chickens dont have horns....
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>>144530794
rofl hows your tinfoilhead you retard
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>>144530853
oh wait
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>>144530810

hitbox stream>twitch stream
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>>144530810
>he misses Kaipi being fuck awful
At least they have a chance of competing with some of the other major EU teams now.
I guess how they perform tomorrow against AF will really let us know how good they are.
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>>144530701
Because you draft le slippery fish when the enemy has no real lockdown which makes him look OP.

Just like Huskar was trash in every single teamcomp unless the enemy went for le epic magical burst. Except in Icefrog logic Huskar was "impossible to play around" against certain teamcomps which is "unfair" but the same applying to Slark is perfectly fine.
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>>144530810
this starcraft shitter? haha fuck him
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>>144530490
Even the master choker bone7 just won with slark. His hero is ridiculous. He just gets stronger and can steal literally ALL THE STATS OF EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE GAME FOR SO LONG YOU JUST BECOME SO INVINCIBLE.
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>>144530953
Holy fuck are they going to face Madara tomorrow?
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>>144530906
My tinfoil? It isn't exactly a secret that trans fats are shit for you and that McDonald's trash is pumped full of chemical toxins to up their longetivity.
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giveaway for pic related

post ending in 4 with trade link gets the set

also, gj kaipi!
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>tfw no hero that wins lane, farms fast, can fight early, has strong lategame, doesn't get raped by slark and IS NOT slark
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>>144531259
nobody wants that garbage
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>>144531259
no
>>
What Pro player should i watch in-game to git gud?
I have been in 4k for too long and i really don't kno why. Maybe something is fundamentally wrong.
I tried watching miracle but everything he does is on the limit of human abilities.
I need someone close to average people but still good.
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>>144531259
Yo should stop doing giveaways for d2g, these people arent worth it
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>>144531259
>Doesn't even post ingame ss
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>>144530990
Huskar was strong against mixed lineups too, he just had the classic problem of not having a natural lane. The nerf was obviously reddit-tier nonsense though.
>>
>>144531316
>>144531282
what's so bad about it?

i have other stuff to giveaway though
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>>144515968
>fat faggot that can't walk down stairs
>two faggots on the right happy about sucking each other off later in their room
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>>144531273
It's called timbersaw brain damaged cummieko poster
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>>144531403

play 1 vs 1 if you want your individual skill to increase
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>>144531038
THE GREATEST GLADIATOR MATCH IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
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>>144531259
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=102766484&token=-w3Fv5dg
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>>144531403

BSJ sounds like what you're looking for
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>>144531486
>strong lategame
an X a ^ and a D for you
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Is "solo MMR climbing" a meme? Literally everyone from my steam friends list is exactly where they started.
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>>144531273
lifestealer, sven, ursa, gyro, PL, jugg
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>>144531440
it's okay, it's only a fraction of what i win so i just giveaway to my friends if they want the item or random pubbies

>>144531454
ingame ss?
>>
When will we see support Tinker again?
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>>144531645
they dont want to get better, they just play for fun

I am relatively new to this game, but I saw it all the time in csgo. I started from silver 3 and would play with different people until I was global when I quit, but each group of people I played with always stayed the same rank they were like 2 years later when I look them up again
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>>144531775
Dear lord that game was the biggest fucking SHIT, even bigger than EG Mason-RTZ-Universe hero shenaningasn
>>
>>144531259
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=75179890&token=eFyEYLZ5
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>>144531651
>lifestealer
>wins lane

>sven
>doesn't get raped by slark

>ursa
>has strong lategame

>gyro
>farms fast

>pl
>farms fast

>jug
>has strong lategame
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>>144531259
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=38019717&token=LD_96oIp
>>
>load into game
>see 2 chinese name and 2 south american names on my team

wew

in for a real treat here
>>
>>144531834
I wonder if there'll ever be a team as clowny as Cloud 9 again

I mean, every team with EE on it is a contender for that role but unfortunately Secret is just pure and utter shit right now
>>
lolfag fed up of riots shit here

what are the faceroll i cant fuck up champs for scrubs to learn with? Apparently all the champs i like the designs of shouldn't be touched with a 10ft pole until i'm good.

I read that welcome to dota you suck guide and the other lol to dota one. only thing i dont have any clue on is the items
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>>144531951
>you
>gets raped by me
:3
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>>144531951
Sven will blow up Slark's boypussy if Slark is fucking stupid enough to go to right click fight with him

and PL outfarms Slark any day of the week.
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>>144531259
Lmao I already have it. I won in the bet. Lmao why do you give away items for free? I just use it to get more items in bets.
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>>144531273
>pick disruptor
>ult slark
>ded slark
>pick legion
>ult slark
>ded slark
>pick axe
>press q near slark
>ded slark
>pick riki
>use q on slark
>ded slark
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>>144532012
Kaipi is up there on the clown level but not up to Clown 9's level.
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>>144532075
Slark will use press R and steal all of svens precious stats leaving sven useless. PL illusions are all cleared by pressing Q and when PL tries to focus him just press R and win
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>>144532012
I ENJOYED, I actually LOVED EE/Bone7/SingSing Kaipi and their Cloud9

They had, by far the most entertaining games.
They had so fucking ridiculous drafts, setups, ideas, executions (bad and GOOD both) that their games were in a scale of 4-10 excitement 11.

You never EVER knew how KP/C9 game with that roster would go.

It was some sort of art.

>Secret
They are just pure garbage, Kaipi/C9 from that era had crazy wild imagination - when everything went FUBAR they'd try their hardest to come up with something ridiculous.

I wasn't their 'fan', I just loved their games
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>>144532065
Steam?
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>>144532084
why not? /csgog/ used to do it all the time last year

im just sharing the love, besides i don't even use all the small stuff to bet
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>>144532031
>play sven and wriathking
>stack strength and damage
>win
wew lad
you'll figure it out from there
get a mic and ask questions
>>
>you fell for the battle pass meme
>game is so shitty its not even worth playing for the quests

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>144532210
Yeah CONG-FUCKING-RATZ you stole couple of fucking stats from Sven now your 4 seconds are up and Sven is STILL CRITTING OVER 2200 DAMAGE PER HIT AND HAS 40 ARMOR

>Illusions
>press Q
and new PL generates illusions out of the fucking ass

>Uses ultimate (stop saying R)
And is out of mana before that.

and your point was about Slark's ability to FARM FASTER THAN PL which is not possible in normal scenario
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>>144532230
this
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>>144532381
Slark farms heroes and PL farms jackshit
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>>144531651
>Omni Slark
>lmao undetectable invis
>"Ah, I had such plans."

>Sven
>"STORM BOLT!"
>[splashing noises]

>Lifestealer
>"Open yourself to me!"
>[splashing noises]

>Gyro
>"RAINING HELL!" "Take that... and that!"
>"Sealed in Darkness!" [splashing noises]

>Ursa
>"ROOOOOOOOOOAR!" glowing red bear
>[pouncing noises] "Yeah bye, faggot lmao."

>PL
>"Oh shit, how do I made illusions when there's nothing to fucking attack?! Fuck it I'll just Doppelganger away." *poofs away*
>"Gotcha!"
>"FUG :DDD"
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>>144532319
People talk on dota?
I'm in Europe though so language barriers

Sven and Wraith ok
Any supports? I like support roles usually
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>>144531259
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=98056750&token=p-u9ja4d

gibe
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>>144532240
/id/stary
<3
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>>144532230
>that SingSing Meepo game at TI4
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>>144532482
Christ I fucking hate it when Americans queue on EU servers because they never shut the fuck up
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>>144532459
If your game plan for your #1 is to runaway from their #1 you just lost the game

Granted we are not talking about #1 Naga Siren
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>>144532590
Jesus christ thats a rare meme if I saw one
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>>144532482
witch doctor. dazzle, rubick and crustal maiden

yes people talk, but mainly in response to things happening.
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>>144526492
It only makes sense that the only people more autistic than EE would be his fans
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>>144532454
Haha holy shit it is the 'farm heroes not creeps' retard hahahaha
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>>144532592
Good times. That game was beautiful.
The crowd cheering when they picked meepo was so good.
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>>144532031
Lifestealer at the moment
>>
Anybody wanna have some fun with videogames? Just add me :3

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
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>>144532031
>I want to stasrt this game by playing crutch heroes
No, fuck off.
>>
>>144532816
You wanna have fun with something else~? :3
>>
>>144532031
zues
>>
>>144532875
no i dont want op heroes

i want heroes that are simple
so i can focus on using the courier or the shop whilst in lane, and the side shop, and the secret shop, and watching for rune timings, and warding in the right places and so on.

i mean the likes of Garen, Annie, Caitlin in league. Not omg op but simple
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>>144532894
m-maybe
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>>144532645
>Slark
>not a hit-and-run hero
LMAO JUST LITERALLY STOP POSTING SON ROFL
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>>144532995
You go and hit Sven for 4 seconds OK.
That's nice.
Sven had if warcry active over 40 armor and depending of itemization somewhere up to 2500-3500HP

ok
you hit him 4 seconds
ok
now you run
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>>144532971
wraith king
>>
>>144532075
>pl outfarms slark
This has to be bait.
>>
>>144532972
Are you sure~
>>
>>144532971

70% of dota heroes are simple, especially carries

If it isn't invoker, shadow fiend, meepo, ember spirit, lone druid or lycan you shouldn't have problem playing it
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>>144533097
>manfighting a War Cry'd Sven
LOL

JUST STOP LMAO

FUCKING STOP

SLARK IS THE "NOTHIN PERSONNEL, KID" HERO

IF SOMEONE DECIDES TO BLOW THEIR BKB AND COOLDOWNS ON YOU YOU JUST FUCKING RUN AWAY LAUGHING UNTIL THE BUFFS HAVE TIMED OUT
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>>144533254
y-yes. add me pls :3c
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dotards?
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>>144531951
jugg has strong lategame though
his bat secures that by itself
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>>144533429
Yeah man lich is the best late game hero.
Look at those stats, WOW!
>>
>>144533097
Uh, what if sven is standing next to anything he can cleave off?
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>>144533321
I'm already on your friends list :3
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>>144533310
>sven popping bkb because a slark jumped on him of all heroes
>running away because he used a 14s cd ability
only way you force a bkb on the sven with slark is if you use your ult so he can get away from the pounce and hit something else
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>>144533310
Warcry has a higher uptime than Slark's 4 second ultimate.

and Sven's item build generally consists of Assault Cuirass (and maybe Satanic) which both bring armor passively too.

You just can't pop him as a Slark. He is too tanky for a drive-by.

Sure you can try to bait his BKB - but - he can also try to bait your ultimate. Works both ways.

Sure, it's a team game in the end and there are about infinite amount of things that can go wrong but I really don't see how you pop Sven as a Slark like you are describing, like nothing like a drive-by when he generally has 3000 or even more HP and easily a ton of armor (either passively or from active WarCry with a very short CD).
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>>144533603
w-write me :3
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>>144533393
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>>144533694
>not even close to 36-0
git
fucking
gud
dudebro
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>>144533548
if lich had a crit and a lower bat I might agree
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>>144533310
I'm sure Slark is a retard if he decides to waste his ultimate on trying to kill a fucking Sven instead of blink jumping to back line supports.
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>>144533663
All you need is a shadow blade to kill sven.
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>>144533291
oh
well i liked the looks of Undying, Oracle, Death Prophet, Io, Rubick, Phoenix, and Legion Commander

which my friend said were all bad ideas
>>
>>144533973
Undying's great, tho.
>>
>>144533973
death prophet is probably the most LOL hero
legion is the second simplest hero in the game short of skeleton king

dont play pheonix io or rubick before you understand dota though
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>>144533953
Whatever I give up Slark is GOAT nothing can touch him everything goes perfect for Slark nerf please no sentries no gem in team game is over at draft when enemy has Slark Sven just fucking bursts to flames when he has Slark in his field of vision GG gaben nice game valve please nerf fuck this gay game
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>>144534074
>actually this mad
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>>144532971
literally wraith king
>1 stun
>3 passives
you can toggle one of them but you are new so dont bother worrying about it
>>
>>144529474
How is a 2k shitter like you even able to comprehend whats going on in esports ?
>>
>>144534175
Viper is the easiest hero in the game. You can fuck up with WK by not having enough mana for ult. You literally CANNOT fuck up with Viper.
>>
>>144534063
yeah i thought so to. i dont really know how to use his tombstone intelligently yet though, i've just kinda been spamming Q on them and then once i have like 2 or 3 stacks on the enemy champ i just right click them to death and press W on myself.

>>144534064
yeah that's why i like her i think, also that voice. LC is just fun because 1v1 me fgt but i dont know if i'm supposed to take her mid or hard lane or what

also i have no fucking clue how the whole camp pulling thing goes so i hope people dont ask me to do that in gutter tier games
>>
>>144533953
>shadowblade jump a sven
>pop your shit
>he stuns you
>hits you 3 times
>you lost more hp than him
>time to ult run away
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>>144534297
jungle her
start talon
get 6 by 6 minutes and blink before 8
after blink prioritize a blademail
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>>144534267
How is a blogshitter like you allowed to get away with blogging?
I always get my face raped when I blog.
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>>144534295
this, also viper is ranged so it's easier for new players
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>>144534403
so do i max e in jungle? and then just rush blink, blademail and some kind of boots?

then just blink ult and hope they fall over?
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>>144534417
I don't really give a shit.
Blogging about matches is game discussion, bitching about blogging isn't.
Take your buttblasted shittery somewhere else.
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>>144534523
1 point in E is enough to keep jungling
her nuke is goty tier, max that one first
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Slark is basically asking for a loss the hero
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>>144534417
It wasnt me that posted that but i cant understand why cant some1 ask anythind dota related and get an answer isntead of
BLOGSHITTER REEE
I dont get why anime and other degenerate weebshit fetishes are allowed but actual dota 2 discussion is not.
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>>144534614
Not really, it's just because everyone and their mothers pick him.
>>
>>144534523
yes
just learn the heros capabilities
it becomes very easy to win every duel you take if that is your intention, however I would recommend not ignoring the control factor of using a duel
I would usually go 1 2 2 1 by 6 or 1 1 3 1 if the jungle isn't spawning comfy camps

make sure to blademail before you duel, and if you can spare the mana put your W on yourself too before
after 6 though definitely max the q though as anon said
its one of the most powerful spells in the game with low cooldown and low cost, and it gives you movespeed
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>see slark picker on pro team
>bet on that team
>win
>see slark on enemy pub team
>pick bloodseeker/pl/sven/insert-counter-here
>lose
I am literally forced to use the CLQ trick to make someone abandon every time I see a slark on the enemy team. Whenever he needs to win the game he just presses R
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Why is EG so SHIT
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>>144534829
It is 5k and upwards bracket statistics, you can't pull off the 'they dont know how to play dota' argument.

And if you go by the 'filter bad players out!1' arugment, then you can also go and say some even worse hero is more imbalanced because some people get high winrates with it, no=?
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>>144534940
rtz is 8k and still can't play dota. What is your argument? 5k is TRASH.
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>>144535056
That's a nice meme post you got there. Mind if I reuse it when Secret play?
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>>144534749
Because everyone that has a bit of sense doesn't play this godawful game. It's only meant to be watched unless you are the 0.01%. And only the high level games aka tier1/2 are worth watching.
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>>144535187
Okay, so if you don't play and there are no e-sports going on, then fuck off, you have nothing to contribute, just like in real life.
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>>144535187
Starshitter please go back to your general

I'm sorry if your game is so dead it doesn't even have a general anymore
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Post >yfw you realized you missed out on TI6
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>>144535253
This board is for discussing esports and not gameshitting
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>>144531259
nobody?
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>>144535187
Why would you watch anything that you don't fucking play yourself ?
Yes its completely clear to me that you're mentally ill at this point . But why are you doing this ?
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>>144535279
CHOTTO MATTE
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>>144535334
>He is so new he doesn't remember the Starcrumpets

lmao
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>>144535308
Entirely wrong as many non esports games have generals.
Kill yourself.
I'll blog all of my low prio games just for you.
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>>144535103
Not at all.

>>144535270
>>144535334
>gameshitters torturing themselves to death
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>>144535279
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>>144535308
shouldn't it be in /asp/ then
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>>144535403
Lmao gameshitter. Don't forget that you're the one suffering in low priority while I win my bets and enjoy the epic plays of Liquid and MVP, and laugh at rtz while he's on suicide watch.
>esport master race
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>>144535534
>Someone spend time writing this.
>Even worse, believes in it.
>Either or, he finds fulfillment in posting like this
I'm so sad for you
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>>144532816
>tfw I can't play with you since I'm southamerican, and I play like so much shit anyway, that you'd get mad at me
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>>144535534
>Being this wrapped up in other peoples lives.
You are no better than people that watch reality TV desu.
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what stream are we watching/will we be watching lads?
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>>144535724
Boner7.kaipi
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>>144535724
Na'Vi vs OG, obvs.
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Imagine /d2g/ without blogshitters and gameshitters.

It would instantly filter out all the third worlders from the thread.
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the thing that I don't understand is, why don't admnis/janitors ban those guys who INSIST on talking about e-sports only?

This is a dota 2 general, we'll talk how much we want about our ooga boogas.
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>>144532210
Slark needs to hit an equally farmed sven for literally like 20 seconds straight to kill him.
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>Buy Goypendium
>Desire to play the game dropping exponentially
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>>144535795
So you wouldn't be able to post? nice.
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>>144535402
I play dota since 2004 excuse me i didnt visit your spergsite earlier to get to know there's fucking autists that watch ppl playing the game but dont play it themselves.
You're probably watching porn but never fucking women . Heck i dont even doubt it at this point.
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>>144535795
it would make the thread only thirdworlders like you
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>>144535795
>Being this passive aggressive after making a fool of yourself.
>>
First for abandoning a game and going to play overwatch when all 5 enemy are dead and your team stops pushing t3 to go farm more.

Not in the mood today Gaben.
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>>144535834
>the thing that I don't understand is, why don't admnis/janitors ban those guys who INSIST on talking about e-sports only?
> This is a dota 2 general, we'll talk how much we want about our ooga boogas.

This is originally a contamination board, not an actual board made for discussion purpose. This was to move e-sport shitting (it really did) from /v/ to containment board and thus there will be very little resources used to manage this dumb.

2011.
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>>144535849
>You're probably watching porn but never fucking women

The gameshitters are actually normiecucks who fuck roasties
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>>144535795
>YFW YOUR BASED SEA TEAMS ELIMINATE ALLIANCE
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>>144535849
>Calls other people spergs.
>Spergs out like A Spergmaster Pro 9001.
wev lad
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>>144531259
rolling

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=189830671&token=hveMZECH
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>>144532263
LMAO I GOT THE 4 POST....Lmao
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Its a "you got queued with a 4 man stack episode"....
And the person playing initiator can't do his job
Nor can the 4 man stack agree on when to start taking towers
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>>144535975
This.
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>>144536362
Stop being a fucking idiot and get 4 other people to play with you, DOTA 2 is a team game and intended, best played at, with four other people with you.

Every time you start to whinecuck like this remember it is your doing, you went to team game without a team and that is why there are nuisances like that in your game experience.

But keep on playing a game made for a team, alone. That will surely work sometime soon when even 8kers have huge fucking issues when they play alone
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>>144536078
Does this seem like dota2cinema to you ? Eh ?
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>>144524746
I suggest you to look up what "irony" and "strawman argument" mean.
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>>144531951
Lifestealer absolutely destroys lanes, literally every offlaners nightmare.

Sven absolutely shits on slark at all stages of the game. The slark has to have a MASSIVE lead to have a chance.

Ursa is the strongest manfighter in the game together with sven, extremely strong lane presence and similar lategame potential as slark (slightly below). Problem with ursa is he cannot farm fast naturally (though rosh threat somewhat fixes that)

Gyro farms pretty fast and is a huge threat in most lanes. His lategame is pretty shit though outside of cheeky rapier builds.

PL has similar power levels as slark in most aspects. A threat in lane but not as dangerous as a lifestealer or jugg. Similar farmspeed as slark once itemization is taken into account.

Jugg too are similar to slarks powerlevels, though trades better laning for a slightly weaker lategame due to the enemy having ways to avoid the ultimate (and force jugg to counter-itemize).
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is it possible to bind things to CTRL + or Shift +?

i'd like to have attack move/deny be shift right click and levelling up skills to be ctrl + skill but i seemingly cant bind anything to shift or ctrl keys. I guess ` is ok but it feels a little awkward, so does anything like O to level up which involves me moving my hand off the mouse
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>>144532263
do the roll in vpgame fAm
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>>144536362
>tfw you finally realized the ONLY reason solo queue hasn't been added back is because Valve enjoys denying us basic things that would improve the game immensely

Honestly removing solo queue was the stupidest thing Valve has ever done regarding Dota 2, literally millions of people would use it every day and they'd just take it away and everyone has been wanting it back every single day since but they just straight up refuse to do it.

>>144536538
>Dota is a team game
>So here's a group of people that probably don't speak the same language than you and have a full 3000 MMR deviation between some of the players
>Oh yeah and on the off chance they don't instantly mute you in a TEAM GAME you're gonna be the outlet for all their madcuzbad because you're the odd man out and then you'll be reported and muted
>And the O N L Y way to avoid this every game is to find 4 people that are willing to play Dota every single time you want to
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>pick more strength heroes than the enemy
>win\

really epic and cool skill-based meta you have here dotards
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>mfw Secret vs Empire BO1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uUuGG-hMRg
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>>144531259
rawlin'

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=218618633&token=5sRZKh7k
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>>144533310
Problem is sven will clean up your team and towers while you run around hiding and when eventually you can engage sven you actually can't because your are likely to be outnumbered and it will still take you forever to kill him because sven is a big guy.
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>finally the weekend
>prepare myself for some comfy manila dota
>they skip the weeked

Why? Don't they know that 98% of the viewers work at weekdays?
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>>144536538
>DOTA 2 is a team game and intended
If I picked a hero like Wraith King or Phantom Lancer I would have been fine.
Instead I got stuck with a Tide that wouldn't Blink in to ravage, and a Witch Doctor who could not position himself to get off a Death Ward.

The only decent persons on my team was Nyx, since he kepts doing pick offs, but once Rubrick got a Cloak and Lich got a Gem, it was literally GG.
I can get Doctor sucking, because his stun is countered by position or by being near creeps. But Tide sucking? It was fucking awful, Tide literally realied on a blinkless Nyx initiating.

Playing 1v9 is actually fine, but playing 1 versus Your Team versus Enemy Stack who bother to use their skills correctly? Its painful.
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im back to dota familia

is firstpicking alch when not banned and just random shit when banned still the best way to gain mmr points?

tfw close to git guding
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>>144537338
>being a wagecuck
lmao, seriously?
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>>144537338
Dota is also work
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>>144536846
Pick any of those against my slark and we'll see which is the stronger hero :^)
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>>144537545
nigga just pick lifestealer, fuck alch
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I'm switching from league, how do I learn the meta and other shit? Don't like me to "Welcome to Dota, you suck", I already read that, I need the next level
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>>144537338
>yfw
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>>144536902
good idea
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>>144537689
i wont win games with lifestealer when all 3 lanes lost tho

and i will with alch
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>>144537689
Or vice versa
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>>144537692
You don't need to learn shit.
Just learn how to play slark and lifestealer.
You don't even need to know what the enemy team is capable of.
You just need to press q when enemy is trying to do something to you.
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>>144537338
Neet masterrace wins again.
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>>144537852
sounds good, I played that undead bitch the other day and just pressed R to get a triplekill
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>>144537656
>tales of the trench
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>>144537692
Pick slark and spam W when you face the enemy hero and press Q when they try to do something to you. And press R when you're about to die.
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>>144537692
Just watch the Manila Majors when the main event starts, you sperg
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>>144537563
Better starve amirite? :^)))))

Fuck off kiddo, not everyone has parents to give you food forever and pay bills.
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>>144538017
when do i press E?
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>>144538093
>living in a third world country
kys
>>
>work hard
>don't spend money on stupid shit
>save+invest until you have $1,000,000
>quit job and live off $40,000 /yr indefinitely from investments
this is the best way to be neet
fuck yall that live off disability or parents
>>
>>144538093
>he doesn't get literally free money from the government
How reddit infested can one general be
>>
>>144536846

>Not mentioning riki the ultimate hard counter to slark

TALES OF THE TRENCH
>>
I haven't played dota in a very, very long time. Should I play with an alt account or? I'm afraid of ruining matches while I'm relearning how to play this game...
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>>144538437
This is not a movie, things like that doesn't exist
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>>144538115
You don't. It's the passive skill that steals stats and converts it into agility which is why slark is so INVINCIBLE and gets stronger over the course of the game.
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>>144538405
kys plez
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>>144538405
>you can get a million dollars by wokring hard without breaking the law
>this is what redditors actually believe

lmao get real kid
all the rich families now started as criminals becuase you LITERALLY CANNOT """""work""""" your way up in this shitalist system

kennedys
bush
clintons

all fucking bootlegers from prohibition era or some other shit
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>>144538614
mom wants you to take out the trash
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>>144538570
Yes they do. Try living in a country that actually cares for it's people.

>>144538684
I did that yesterday.
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>>144537921
Mentally unstable leech life wasted on blaming roasties and chads for their own anxiety and worthlessness.
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>>144538668

donald trump has a word with you lad
>>
defense of the ancients
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>>144537036
You have only yourself to blame from the issues that are caused by You playing the game WITHOUT 4 other players
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>>144538756
Whatever makes you wake up at 6 am every morning.
>>
how the fuck did atn comeback to beat elements???
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How do i leech from my government?
rip off my leg or something?
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>>144539160
Autism and depression
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>watching NaVi games that I missed before
you realize that Dendi will inspire a whole generation of cyka posting Tinker spammers right?
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>>144539160
if you live in a nice country just tell them you are young and cant find a job

if you live in a shit country you will have to pretend to have a mental illness, trust me its doable
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>>144539160
SSI
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>>144539160
>tfw 3rd world country
>tfw they don't give a shit even if you have schizophrenia or something you still have to earn your income
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>>144539160
Get shot by 5.56×45mm NATO in East European warzone, receive war vet pension.
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>>144539582
>5x56x45
>East Europe
m8
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>>144538952
Im unemployed for 2nd week now.
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>>144539160
Live in a country that's not a shithole.
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>>144539582
Russians don't use those puny ass rounds
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>>144539297
I don't think 25 is too young, and the mental illness is dangerous, a guy tried that here and the cops found out, got arrested for 6 years. lmao
>>
Dota 2.
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>>144539035
2nd week unemployed.
Tech support back office position.
7.5 h a day , 2 of which are actual work , then i just fuck around and drink coffee with the sluts and my boss.
Enjoy not having enough money for anything and not having the respect and love of anyone.
>>
DO you guys use vpgame?
>>
if i live in shit eu country can i just move to norway and ask for money and live off welfare?
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>>144539998
And? For the next 6 years he'll have an easy life.
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>Reported numbers in profile when
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>>144538475
>unironically picking night hound
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>random Earth Shaker
>pressured into buying wards all game for fucktarded PA who likes to roam
>20 minutes im exp starved and only have mana boots and blink
>PA calls for the fight to end all fights
>enemy is at out ancient and secret shop
>bitch wants us to fight uphill
>She blinks in
>I get nervous and take too long to blink in
>Slark Ultrakill on my fucktarded team
>mfw as i have to slowboat my way to fountain thinking about that entire fight while receiving death threats
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>>144540065
are you brown and muslim
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chotto

matte
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>>144540081
Yeah, dead in the first 4 days by niggers.
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>>144540251
unfortunately not
>>
So how does item economy work in this game now? Can you not market the items you drop in games at all now, just gift to friends or do they become marketable after some time?

Also is this battle pass thing basically renamed compendium? Why was there one for winter as well? What did the funds from that one go to?
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heroes that retards think are supports
>necro
>visage
>phoenix
>tide
>earth shaker
>dark seer
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>>144540315
That sounds nice.
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>>144539963
but guess who do?
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>playing a 5v5 game without a 5 player team
Dotards?
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>>144540328
they went to gabens fat pockets where else
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I want to ____ that dragon
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>>144540328
most item drops are not tradable, giftable once I believe tho

Battlepasses for winter and fall went to valves pocket, since they're putting up 3 million for the prize pool I guess it's understandable for mini-ti's since they probably make less money. Valve still has to host a huge event and make some money
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>>144540583
KILL
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>>144537746
where's the roll fAm? we're waiting.
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>hero is called dark seer
>doesnt have night vision
>>
POST MMR GRINDING TUNES, MID ESPORTS EVENT EDITION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrQGOUvVouM
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>>144540353
Visage is a support. Just because he wants an Aghs doesn't change this fact.
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>>144540693
would be pretty unfair if its only you
>>
>hero is called phantom assassin
>assassinates heroes other than ghosts
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>>144540743
Luna has night vision you dumb nigger .
Nigger seer is a garden gnome that can suck dicks
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is armlet of mordiggian good on LC?
I generally have been going Blink , Blademail, Power Treads but i dont know what to go after

Morrigidan? Assault Curiass? Solar Crest? am i focusing too much on items to cheese duels though? Should i be picking up better overall stat/utility items like BKB?

So far popping Blademail, W and Armlet i literally dont see how i could lose a duel even if im horribly underlevelled. other than being rekt by their teammates of course
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>>144540743
night vision was a burden of knowledge so icefrog removed it from all heroes but like 3 or 4 so its easy to remember
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>>144529270
I hate AM because most of his "hard" counters are either supports or offlaners and I can't play thouse since my carry will either play horrible, or try to outfarm AM and fail miserably at it.
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>>144540894
>is armlet of mordiggian good on LC?

No, because you don't need it.
You have no reason to build damage on LC unless you're terrible.
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>>144540870
>Not picking her specifically against wraith king and AA
SHITTER ALERT.
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>>144541068
>he doesnt go deso on lc
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>>144541000
You shit on AM with Sven, Tiny, TB, OD, etc.
>>
what if lifestealer could infest towers?
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>>144536865
You can level up skills with Ctrl + QWER by default.
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>>144541068
oh.
so blink blademail assault curiass bkb power treads and what else? I figure she could maybe use an item to prevent her being kited? Im really new
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>>144541000
there are plenty of carries that fuck him hard

the best one is meepo by far, if you get blink before he gets bkb he pretty much is dead everytime you see him

but since meepo is hard you can go for worse counters that still do great against him like TB or PA or whatever really

AM is only good when he has total freefarm, you can shut him down even with WK or some shit if you just lane against him and dont let him farm

by the time he jungles his items he wont have raxes
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>>144540858
you might just have to give it to me since i'm the only one interested lmao
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>>144541248
If you want minus armor you go AC.

If you have to buy damage on LC you're not winning duels, meaning you're shit.
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This is a Russian video game all non Slavs need to stop playing immediately
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>playing a team game without a team
>complains about "team"-mates
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>>144541592
>sniper leaps on AM and attacks him Sith headshot making him unable to move and useless
>AM can't blink out because of manaburn
>AM can't run because of shrapnel
>AM can't hit back because no attack damage because sniper is 1080 range away
>AM attacks sniper anyway
>sniper presses R
>AM dies
Lmao nice hero you loser
>>
>>144540353
Those heroes can be played as poor supports though since they're all pretty item independent to various degrees. Not saying it's always a good idea though, some of them really needs levels or positioning/utility items to shine.
>>
How hard is it to get 125 battle pass levels for that sweet silky smooth clean map without paying for the levels?
>>
I actually do regret choosing dota over counter strike back in 2012 when I had a choice. CS gives me the constant adrenaline rush whether you're on p250 eco or full buy, till the very end of the game. There's no snowball effect and none of the boring awkward feeling when you're losing in Dota.
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>>144533393
>tfw finally have 66.6% winrate on doom again
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>>144541575
Pretty situational desu. Satanic and Heart are good if you need to survive, Daedalus gives fuckton of damage, Abyssal and Skadi help with chasing heroes.
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>>144541836
>team game
>solo rating
It's literally says you to win this shit alone.
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>>144542092
Fuck off PSG
>>
i made a test roll

how do i password that shit

http://dota2.vpgame.com/roll/756673.html
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>>144541575
>so blink blademail assault curiass bkb power treads and what else? I figure she could maybe use an item to prevent her being kited? Im really new

Situational. Generally after treads, blink blademail you look at
>pipe
>basher into abyssal
>mkb
>ac
>lotus
>heart
>bkb
>mjollnir
>something to pop linken like halberd
>etc
depending on what you and your team needs.

LC is very simple to play
>go for pickoff with team
>kill important target and get duel damage
>push towers
>rinse repeat
Early on you don't need to build damage since you team helps you kill them. Midgame you have enough damage along with blademail to kill most heroes possibly solo.
So what you need are items that help you survive and do your job of locking targets down and pushing.
Yes there are times when you might feel you need more damage, but never rush straight into damage like some LC players do with armlet or deso. That's almost always a crutch for bad players.
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>>144540894
The thing with armlet on LC is that you kinda miss the timing since you need blink and arguably blademail so when you finally have time for armlet it's too late for it. I guess you have the option to replace blademail with armlet but i'm pretty sure that is the worse option.
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>>144542363
play the choking game and end yourself
>>
>>144542363
Starless
>>
Who
>report rate is higher than 99% of players
here?
>>
>>144542363
Did you name those games because of the King Crimson's Starless, and the other is Discipline?
If so, you're a glorious bastard
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>it's a 'i'm going to try this hero for the first time in ranked, even if I fail my buddies got me covered :P' episode
>lesh and zeus fighting for mid
>after zeus gives up on mid, lesh has only just farmed boots and soulbooster at min 25
>dies in 2 hits from CK illusions anyway
>techies contributing more than anybody else
>still lose because team booga

How do these people exist. I was luna, what could I have done better

also, first 3 teammates were party while ALL of the enemy team was a 5man stack wtf
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>>144542709
no sorry I didn't make these, some japs did
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>be a little bitch
>get kicked arround like the little bitch he is
>leaves the chat
SEE YOU LATER BABY CARROT
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>>144542821
>playing a team game solo
unsubscribe
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>>144542709
but yes they named it after KC albums
the first was bible black
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>>144542821
>It's a fucking idiot whining about issues that are caused by him not playing the game with 4 other players and opts to play the game with 4 strangers

C U K K
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>>144542991
>You will never make a salad with the baby carrot
jdimsa
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>>144542821
You could try playing ranked instead of clown queue.
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>>144543462
surprise surprise, it was seasonal mmr
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Post the best timeline
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>>144543664
I get better unranked games than season
games, truly a terrible queue.
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>>144543845
MVP will never lose
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>ATN beating ELements

easiest throw of my life
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>>144543845
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new thread
>>144544495
>>144544495
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>>144544301
atn is a good team

i remember in one open qualy for either ti or major they got to finals and lost to some team they beat like 5 times in a row before

they are for sure able to beat any teir2 team they are just inconsistent
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>>144542821
Why it's very simple

don't pick luna

suddenly every game is better

I've yet to play a pub game that actually understands what luna is supposed to do
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>>144542406
you have to apply for it and be one of the following

Hardcore :
User level must achieved at least level 9 and above with minimum "Fresh Cheese" of 200 and above.

Pro Player :
Must be a current active professional player
Require to provide Steam personal profile page link and indicate you are under which team currently.

Caster :
Must be a caster who cast through official casting channel.
Please indicate which casting platform you are using (twitch, hitbox, Douyu TV, Huomao TV), and provide your casting channel and link.

Bet Master:
First Requirement : Total bet matches must be at least 500 and above.
Second Requirement : Win rate (%) must be at least 60% and above or total profit must be $1000 and above.

Richman :
Total profit / loss must be $3000 and above or -$3000 and more.

Hardcore might be the right one for you fAm, or bet master if it applies.
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