/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

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PLEASE buy my tank game PLEASE

>>144435916
S P E E D Y
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Help me out lads
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>>144435916
>8 seconds
new world record of autism?

>>144436032
>That font

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>>144436032
does it have king tigers

Someone upload Hoi4 flags folder plzz

>>144436032
I-is the base version ok or do I need to get the field marshal version?

New ck2 dlc when

>>144435916
Is this kojak's group?

what time is it launching on Monday, lads?

I don't know about you but I reckon the Ming could use some more historical missions (and less colonising Taiwan) revolving around
-It's interaction with the Mongols and Tibets
-The vassalisation of Kandy. I don't know exactly why it happened but I know the Chinks fought a war with the Sinhalese.
-Trade with East Africa.

>>144436339
timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160606T18&p0=239&msg=Hearts+of+Iron+IV+Release&font=slab&csz=1

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we want the portable touchscreen device audience

>I love my job, even though...no, no even though

What did Daniel mean by this?

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Germany did nothing wrong.
It was always Austria's fault.

>>144436140
yes but all units have the same stats so allied and soviet shitboxes will be able to destroy your nazi bunker

>>144436190
autumn

>>144436339
12:00 pm eastern time

Based Kojak

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Is Crown and Council a grand strategy game?

leak when?

>>144436485
>implying Hitler anything wrong

>>144436675
looks like 4x

>>144436675
how does it play?

show us

3 - 0 boys

>>144436140
you dont need tank, just build infantry.
Only reason for tanks is that they are faster so you can just rush to the victory points and win without conquering the country.

>>144436737
Aight, thanks for answering lad.
Don't want to stirr up any shitstorm now, do we.
>>144436769
Fuck if I know, wanted to spam screenshots of first playthrough here, but if it may be a 4x, I'll just go to /4xg/

Why is DW in the OP?

>>144436848
I was only memeing lad

Please stay

>>144436929
for the memes

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>>144436929

>>144436675
No, it's a 4x.

Hoi 4 is grand strategy

I need something to do until it comes out

1 day
21 hours

When did this general get so cancerous

>>144437260
when people stopped posting victoria 2
literally prove me wrong

>>144437260
It's weekend, kids don't have school

>>144436848
nah spam it here, this thread is already shit with all of the shitposting we need another guy actually posting a game and not some willy .png garbage

Can you produce liquor from factories in hoi4?

>>144437386
ironically play eu4

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>>144437386
Unite germania in the > > > mod

>>144436537
what?

>tfw /gsg/ is ass raping /fgog/

Good day if it wasn't for the fact my empire just fractured.

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>>144437727
>>144437875
already bored

>>144437875
That`s not Grossgermania, but it`s not Kleingermania either

what cores are those?

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>>144437958
Then learn to DF without wiki
>>144438002
No idea really, ask the > > > mod anon

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>>144437958
play a real game then

>>144437549
>You don't even fucking know what autism is,

You had to bring your nonsense in the new thread to..

>But I guess John "normalfag" Smith was autistic all along because he liked watching DBZ for the fight scenes.

Not all anime is DBZ, plus not all anime watchers watch anime for fight scenes. How is anime avatar faggotry related to fight scenes?

>On the other, hand, the obsession with "neat" borders, comes much closer to a behavior that an actual non-meme autist would exhibit.

All people like neat or regular things you idiot.

>>144438253
Pic unrelated

>>144438316
t. mana master

>>144437939
>empire just fractured

The worst about that bullshit is the fact for me it usually happens due to a mistake decades ago without realizing the error.

>>144437958
>>144438253
You guys should try going outside, it's usually nice this time of the year

>>144437892
all countries have exactly the same tanks statwise but with different pictures/names

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>>144438253
built enough liquor factories

>>144438537
Based Podcat.

Time for an ebin KUK Kaiserreich game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06643umEJZg

>>144438591
>he doesn't have at least 1000 hours in vic 2
sup reddit

>>144438269
>anime avatar faggotry
>doesn't even know what avatarfagging is

Posting a single reaction image isn't avatarfagging...

Victoria II > CK2 > Stellaris > HoI4 > DH > EU3 > EU Rome > HoI3 > EU4

Objective truth.

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>>144437348
Let's make it right again, anon-kun

>>144438520
haven't really played vic2 a lot until recently

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>>144438859
>hoi3 second last
mad you can't encourage bureaucrats while conquering warri?

>>144438891
how does that work

did you remove the new world immigration bonus or

>>144438859
>Stellaris second

>>144436032
I've been watching quill18's press release play through as Italy, and the AI is brain dead. Naval and air combat is also place all of your forces together in the hope to overwhelm the enemy.

>>144439090
he's playing alexmod which allows immigration to african kangdoms

>>144438859
>Hoi3
>after stellaris.

>>144438859
Victoria II > DH > HOI3 > EU3 > EU Rome > EU4 > CK2 > Stellaris > HOI4

What music do you listen to while your liquour factories are being built?

>>144438986
meant for
>>144438725

>>144439158
It actually doesn't, HPM is the only mod to fix that exploit actually

>>144439090
You conquer a place in the new world, get your capital conquered then conquer the place back

>>144438859

hoi2 = dh > ck2 > victoria 2 > eu4 (before dlc rape) > eu3 > hoi3 > stellaris

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>>144439090
i conquered Uruguay and then let Benin take my cores. That moved my capital to new world. After westernizing i just get them back.
i think HPM fixed that in recent updates though

>>144438537
thats doesn't make any sense though, so a sherman m4 is going to be exactly the same as a panzer 4 and t34 then?

>>144439239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGil-fBxuDM&list=PLF665F894F7374895
The most based soundtrack for any modern/industrial era game.
Literally name a flaw.

>>144439202
More like HOI4 > Stellaris

Stellaris is fucking poor atm.

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>>144439202
THIS THIS THIS
THIS THIS THIS
THIS THIS THIS

>>144438859
> Hoi3 is too hard for me cuz i am literally retarded

>>144439239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKErmFliQG0

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Was this an actual legitimate concept or is it just a piece of memery by HPM

anyone here think watching all these let's plays of hoi4 ruins the experience of first playing it?

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>>144438859
>stellaris third place

>>144439578
Legit names for the places
What, you thought the japanese wouldn't have names for a place right next door?

>>144439432
And HoI4 isn't even out.
Don't criticize it when you haven't even pre ordered it yet.

I always assumed that 4X games were turn based, while Grand Strategy were real time with pause

>>144439395
this, 1 sherman could take on like 5 panzers

>>144439756
Grand strategy is only a meme made by paradox to advertise their own games

>Crusader Kings
>anywhere near top 5

>>144439578
get ready to stop at 1900 and convert East Asia into DH for that sweet 1900-1925 action

>>144439724
Hurr hurr not constantly watching Youtubers play the game. It's already a million times more complex than this fucking meme space game.

>>144436485
>It was always Austria's fault
what fault?

From what I've gathered from streams you can't researsh something more than once (like in HoI3 where your country could really focus on one thing) and you can not micromanage you supply chains and army structure.

Is this correct or can you do it but the streamers are too bad to do it?

I know the game isn't put yet, but i though someone might have read a dev diary and picked up on it.

>>144439239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgSE1tmpVGU

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ddrjake-playing-bhutan-and-invading-japan-right-now.941386/

PARADRONES WAKING UP

FEELS GOOD

>>144439990
Pretty sure they made absolutely no dev diares about research

>>144439395
I don't know how many tanks there are in the game, but if you look at how many existed during the war, if all of them had separate armour / hard/soft attack / supply demand / oil demand etc. would it not be really demanding on the "battle simulation" or what ever it is called?

>>144440161
I only hope that they make the game harder, god fucking damn it Bhutan shouldn't be doing that :^(

After playing a game with and w/o conclave I can see why you guys dont like it. In theory its pretty cool. I like it when I am a weak vassal but as a ruler its tedious

>>144438990
>>144439162
>>144439679
HoI3 is a fucking railroaded piece of shit. When I play a Grand Strategy Game I want the freedom to make alternate history not replay WW2 over and over and over and over again. Based Kaiserreich modders refused to mod HoI3 because it's so fucking shit.

>>144440491
>implying you aren't railroaded into building liquor factories, encouraging bureaucrats, and conquering warri in liquoria 2

how many DLCs will it take this time to make HOI4 playable?

>>144440491
this, hoi3 is railroaded garbage

hoi4 is far too easy, little fucking nations shouldn't be conquering the world like that no matter what

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>>144435908

This is what Paradox interactive actually believe

>>144439838
panzer 1s maybe
>>144440304
I don't see how things having a few different numbers is going to be any more demanding unless your running on a 2004 toaster

>>144440693
3

>>144440810
Fuck off back to your steam group

is EU4 any less shit than it was a year ago

>>144440304
No it shouldn't be. That kind of calculation is really easy to do.

Things like teaching the ai where to move? Really hard and computationally heavy.

Calculating some tank defense stats? Ez.

>>144440161
>https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ddrjake-playing-bhutan-and-invading-japan-right-now.941386/
>implying he won't just get respectfully disagreed to death
It's like you've never seen a redditor (You have, they're everywhere ITT)

>>144440810
Based Cobra

>>144440902
it's definitely better than a year ago, it might still be shit depending on your taste

>>144440763
I'll take your word for it.

>>144440901
always the same reply

is this done by one person only or is it a collective effort?

>>144440491
>>144440719
>railroaded
What is Historical Plausibility Project?

>>144440374
>2016
>game
>hard
Le epic realism is not a meaningful argument.

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>>144440810
When will you add my mod to the list, lad?

>>144440810
An expression of gratitude to you, highly venomous snake

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>>144440161
post'em boys

>>144440810
thanks rob

Why is paradox making blobbing harder when people only EUIV to blob

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>>144441147
Everytime I see "Respectfully Disagree" I laugh and also want to kill myself

>>144440920
>Things like teaching the ai where to move? Really hard and computationally heavy.
Looking at streams I can tell. Enemies at empty provinces not taking advantage of the situation.
I really don't think they are avoiding the risk of being cut off so I think they are just overly passive.

~250 hours played in EU4, getting a bit bored of it

Wanna move onto another Grand Strategy game

Hearts of Iron, is it worth waiting for the new one or should I play 3 until 4 gets a couple patches?

>>144441213
People got tired of blobbing and they need to sell more dlc's

>>144440374
It isn't, the USSR is doing it and he's driving around with trucks claiming occupation of various bits of countries and taking whatever he can get from the peace conference.

This is a major step up from albanian world conquests in hoi 3.

>>144441420
vic 2 if you haven't
tobh you still should even if you have

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How do I get Primogeniture Law? I don't understand how to get it, could someone please explain?

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>>144440605
>he doesn't just play industrialized GPs
>he wants to play shit african minors

>>144440719
I agree, it's like Paradox doesn't know what fucking moderation is. I think HoI4 will be preferable to HoI3 since there's shit like fascist coups etc. I played a fascist UK (only possible through cheats) in HoI3 and was still railroaded into defending France and leading the allies.

>>144441046
You mean the mod that has an event of Edward VII keeping abdicating even after BUF returned him to the throne and said event can't be stopped? Yea.

>>144441617
>just play industrialized GPs
How do you not kill yourself out of boredom?

>>144441046
>Hpp
>the mod with an american civil war

>>144441538
You need to uninstall.exe


But seriously, what's there not to get? You either have to have high crown authority or late feudal administration.

>>144441538
You need to be feudal and have raised your crown authority.

>>144441874
*or raised

>>144438520
>going outside

What culture has the cutest girls in CK II?

>>144441538
Click "Late Feudal Administration" on the next tab over
Click "Primogenture"

>>144442274
irish

>>144442274
mongol

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>>144442274
Byzantine, literally every other, except for Finns which were recently added, are trash

>>144442274
slav

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>>144439578
oy vey it's anuddah barbarossa

>>144441760
I assume the viceroy stuff is confusing him

>>144442274
levantine and greek

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/gsg/ must claim the 144444444 post

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>>144442274
Any of them, if you install the anime portraits mod.

>>144442274
Celt and Greek
No one else even comes close

ONLY
1 DAY
20 HOURS

>>144441617
>Railroading
That is the only argument for HOI4 over HOI3. But I really hope there is a historical mode.

Politics is actually poorer believe it or not. No nuance in the factions,

I had a hell lot of fun in HOI3 with Douglas MacArthur as president.

Chain of command is also pretty much gone, granted with easier ways to command your stacks.

>>144442274
celticgfx and byzantinegfx

>>144442346
What portrait mod is that?

Whats the hoi4 leader image resolution?

>>144442734
14*88

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>>144442274
Finn (Mongol)

>>144442580
UNTIL
BROKEN
SHIT

>>144442613
>I had a hell lot of fun in HOI3 with Douglas MacArthur as president.

How did that happen? Were you fascist (somehow)?

I've played unHPM and it has nothing different from HPM that I can see.
Where do the memes start ?

>>144437005
why is EU: rome crossed out?

>>144442806
when you build a liquor distillery

>>144442613
>But I really hope there is a historical mode
there is

>>144438859
>stellaris
>good game

>>144442938
because no one plays or posts about it

>>144442797
Not at all. The Republicans just won the elections. Guess my ministerial selections were somehow responsible but I can't give you any explanation for the political lubricant that is the republican oarty in HOI3.

I just slipped into war with incredible ease.

What do experience change in Vic2 ?

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>>144442373
I may as well let them take over...

http://poal.me/j1xjdv
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vote

In hoi4 can the AI defend against Coup attempts etc. It seems too easy for Germany to Neutralise America by spreading Fascism to America in 1936. I think Arumba does it in his video so he can keep on the easy mode Germany

>>144442973
Thank god Johan still noticed its necessity over constantly jerking off to tanks.

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HoI4 BTFO by BICE devs

>>144435908
anyone remember when we played the HOI3 multiplayer game with rob "the blob" spencer

>start game
>tard host decides to turn arcade mode on so supplies don't matter
>Rob immediately declares war on some random indiscriminate nation by guaranteeing the attacked and thus starts making mad production as japan
>Britain has gone full cheese mode and made full stacks of infantry AA arty spam and camped Belgium so no one can break through
>japan AKA rob the blob invade America in 1937, and comes to help the French rape Italy and Germany
>game ends with French player sending his entire army to berlin completely surrounded but unaffected by lack of supplies, while japan blobs Italy and Britain molests Belgium
>learn never to play grand strategy with /gsg/ ever again

>>144442421
AUTISTMUS MAXIMUS THE III

>>144441617
>I played a fascist UK (only possible through cheats) in HoI3 and was still railroaded into defending France and leading the allies.
Most likely your cheat didn't alter certaing things about your country. Just the facade.

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>>144440161
>>144441147
Modders will fix it.
They will fix it all.

It's gonna be great.

>>144443348
I don't normally do things like this but ck2 feels so fantasy anyway it doesn't feel toooo out of place.

And the default portraits are soooo bad.

>>144442421
what mod

>>144443547
also why are those faggots blaming DDRJake?
He didnt design the game.
I dont even know wtf his job at paradox is, but it surely is nothing with real responsibility.

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Amazing

>>144442780
Wait, finns have a completely distinct pack of portraits?

What the fuck, you don't even see them in the game.

>>144443621
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=511390130

I'm installing HIP right now, I'm also going to install VIET and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>144443710
QR and jr designer for EU4.

They're blaming him because a QR lead who is known for using exploits like mad is using exploits to play a small nation. And thing is, he's still basically just being carried by the USSR and serving as a glorified occupation force.

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>>144443196
Alright so do any HPM professionals know if any of these decisions are worthwhile (i.e. beneficial) or should I just ignore them

>>144436469
Touch screen would work horrible in this game

>>144443289
even black ice lads hate it

>>144443710
He claimed to have "worked on it. [HoI4]".
But I don't think he have the knowledge of coding or designing, so I guess he is QC or something besides doing some PDX streams.

hoi4 need dlc

there's no way I'm going back to trying to learn hoi3, peace deals are pure shit also

>>144443289
More like a petulant child whining about not having his autism tickled the right way.

Although what is surprising is that the improved production system in HoI4 doesn't tickle that guys autism. Production is the alpha and omega of WWII, so you'd think history fanatics would be all over that aspect of HoI4, trying to improve it.

Maybe he just cares about autism and not about WWII, dunno. Naval production in HoI4 is a disgrace tho. Even worse than HoI3.

>>144443915
enact all of them

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>>144443915
All of them are beneficial, except maybe the purge which implies you killing your own pops as an exchange for slight ideological homogeneity.
By the way, please use this flag. Vanilla has that awful neon red going on.

>>144443915
You can't read the effects?

>>144444083
Do we know what impact CAS/bombers will have in HoI4?
From watching streams it seems most of them just build up a ground army and suffer no real penalty from ignoring air superiority.

>>144444026
The production system and the idea, because in execution is shit, of peace deals must be the only good thing about HoI4, and that doesn't make up for all the autism lost from Hoi3

hoi4 is shit

>>144444307
But it wasn't even realistic autism, It was just gibberish cobbled together to make people who don't know shit think it was.

>>144444083
>>144444269
Didn't mean to quote.

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Finns are the master race.

redpill me on vic2 gsg.

Is it really the best gs game, or is it just a meme?
Thinking of picking it up on steam, have some money after cancelling my preorder for hoi4. Might pick hoi4 up later, but Idon't wanna risk it on launch if these ahistorical/ai problems are big.

>>144443713
that map is awful
not the bordergore, maps of controlled areas in wars are usually ugly, but the god damn graphics.

>>144444140
>>144444267
>>144444397
do you have a script that alerts you whenever someone mentions HOI4 or stellaris

Fuck HoI4...
atleast Quills stream is pretty entertaining. Didnt know the guy before.

>>144444524
you do the same thing every play-through

>>144444481
>>144444492
>>144444519
what's up reddit

>>144444269
They damage army units that are in combat. Air superiority is separate from CAS.

>>144444307
Shit in what way? Also the only major thing from HoI3 that is gone is the OOB. I can't think of any other features that are gone. Variant building is worse than what you had in HoI3, but not from a gameplay perspective. It's just worse as far as immersion goes.

But given that HoI3 without modding was missing tech names for the most part, it doesn't make a huge difference even as far as immersion goes.

>>144444519
>>144442419
How new are you, m'lad?

>>144443769
They were added in a new dlc, Conclave Content Pack IIRC, it works if you don't have conclave or even 2.5, I use it in my 2.4.5 game

>>144444575
no.

Hes just autistic.

>>144444524
It's ten bucks take a risk you poorfag jesus christ or just pirate it

Based DDRJake making Paradox lose money by scaring people off with his meme Salvador and Bhutan campaigns

>>144444725
>hey guys who are hating on the game, this thread is only for good gaems no hating on bad games here

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What do, /gsg/ ?
My Turkish socialist republic is getting anally ravaged by rebels after Russia and A-H decided to humiliate me both at the same time, ten years after the beggining of the war World Wars were discovered so me and the Chinese, my faithful allies, got rekt.
I can either play as Sudan or try to come back.

>>144444767
If I spent just $10 on everything that was JUST $10 I would have $0

>>144444886
Are you actually mentally retarded? Or just autistic.
Pirate it and fuck off please.

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>>144444824
is he getting fired over this?

If someone is watching his stream please till if he abruptly stops his stream after getting a call.

>>144444767
Not in my region. If it was just $10, I would own it already.

>>144444824
this

I couldn't make it through his ES stream.

>>144444885
Show full map.

>>144444983
theletterZ will probably conspire towards that
>>144444885
play Sudan.

is there going to be a pre release hoi4 leak or no

i want to play

>>144444983
He already finished though

>>144444976
OCD lad

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>>144445045
I got cucked out of Hedjaz with the latest crisis

>>144445165
>>144444886
Not actually posted by me.

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>>144445256
You should restart lad.

>>144445275
cute desu

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>>144445256
Here's a screenshot.
>>144445339
>not rolling with the flow
I bet you savescum too. I'm playing HPM for the record.

>>144445339
>Turkish Mexico

>>144445275
Ej dirst.

>>144444698
Ok, I am bad at expressign myself. What I mean is that they let their enemy's airforce rule the skies uncontested and their troops does not suffer from the CAS/tac bombing. It's like they are just for show.

>>144445585
hey it's the guy who couldn't tell the difference between red, orange and yellow from the Vicky 2 tech guide

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believable worlds

>HoI3 as Germany
>trying to be friendly with Soviets for now
>Sicily and N. Afrtica getting fucked up by UK because of Italian incompetence, lent some help but at an impass
>manage to successfully land troops in Scotland/Northern England
>"maybe this will go well after all"
>SOVIET UNION DECLARED WAR ON YOU
>alf+f4

The game HATES germany for some reason

is DDRJake memeing?

the man has singlehandedly crashed the HOI4 plane

Found Johan's alt account lads

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/please-stop-this-negative-waves.941389/

>>144445468
Nah I just know every event and decision that ottomans have, when you first start the game you should build transport in basra and conquer lahej (or whatever that yemen port is called) so you can sphere and annex rest of yemen. Also try to get tabriz ASAP it has huge pops and gives you azeris as an accepted pop when you enact hatti humayun or whatever thats called.

>>144445834
They are hardcoded to declare on you when you launch operation SeaLion.
>>144445874
I keep telling you that DDRJake is based.
He won't get fired though thanks to all our friends that ironically pre ordered it (thanks goyim, I made a nice profit with my Paradox stocks thanks to you)

>>144439134
>Naval and air combat is also place all of your forces together in the hope to overwhelm the enemy.
Just like HoI3 lad

is /men of war/ allowed lads?

>>144446028
Thanks Mehmet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/4mi6ir/how_are_hoi3_players_feeling_about_the_game_so_far/

alright, so I'll play vic2 as Argentina

what are my goals

>>144446153
We should try to revive /wgg/, I also want to talk about it but it dies as soon as someone creates it

>>144446316
be the number 1 producer of liquor

>>144443980
That's a good thing.

>>144446316
United Provinces, go fascist, puppet every South American country. Annex Chile and Peru as well.

After watching Quill18 I have to assume that you need to play on veteran even if you never played a HOI game but any other GSG.

The AI is dead fucking stupid

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>>144445874
lmao Johan is going to have a word or two with Jake

>>144446053
>They are hardcoded to declare on you when you launch operation SeaLion.
That's a lie though, I launched sea lion several times and they didn't Dow me

>>144446316
encourage bureaucrats

>>144446395
yes but HPP > black ice

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lads

>>144446153
No

>>144446505
This.

I'm thinking they need more difficulty options as well.

>>144446681
have we started the fire

>>144446681
fucking based wehrmacht general avatar man

>>144446506
>>144446681
But all he did was follow the USSR around and occupy some territory and get given some of it in the peace deal.

>>144446681
how is he a lad

if he want's historical railroad simulator, let him play HPM Victoria

I came to grand strategy to change history and for decent multiplayer army strats, not "MUH ACCURACCCCCYYYYY SYNTHETIC OIL CAN'T MELT TIGER TRACKKKKSSHSHSHSHS"

>>144446882
>le railway meem
t. rob

>>144446350

> i will never post my 4 hour long scenario mission on /wgg/

I'm really upset.
Such a retarded world conquest wouldn't have been possible in Hearts of Iron 3.
Fuck, they really did create a pile of shit, am I right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdGBNbWwLB8&list=PLrnKzgGibBMk-4AsRtJqYx0W8woFC7W4b&index=55

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>>144446506
>>144446681
>DDRJake starts a patreon
>few weeks later he destroys HOI 4 PR campaign

All part of the plan, he did it for us

>>144446882
>multiplayer
t. rob

>>144446882
multiplayer is for reddit

fuck OFF

>>144446925
>replying to shitposters and obvious bait

>>144446954
Yeah, never would've been possible in the previous games

>>144446681
t. TheDerpyBeagle

Thanks janitors/mods
I'd request more bans though, the same people have been shitting this general for a while, some bans would go a long way to discourage that

>>144446787
The fire rises!

>>144446681
But seriously, watching streams has put me off. I'm going to pirate the game of course but not buying it until the meme fantasy shit is fixed. Have any of the streamers had hit and challenge yet? The game seems baby easy mode to me.

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>>144446882

>>144447061
>not enjoying multiplayer with your lads

people are critisizing this game left and right
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ddrjake-playing-bhutan-and-invading-japan-right-now.941386/

>>144446982
was he one of us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_-qftDlSww
we've lost our roots lad, i am posting this to make you remember

DDRJake was always rumored to have started the discord group. He's one of us and trying to sabotage paradox.

>>144445697
Oh, you mean streamers? The enemy in their games probably doesn't have a huge deal of CAS/TAC planes since the majority of them play as Axis and just the air supremacy modifier isn't that big. Quill18 showed some seriously shit play in HoI4 as Italy and he got mauled by British airplanes. Not on the ground, but on the sea which is really bad.

His air force also got mauled and he lost air superiority over most of his territories.
The damage troops take from CAS/tac bombing can be negligible, specially in the short term if you have massive over production of inf equipment, which most streamers I've seen have. They concentrate heavily on inf equipment.

I don't think getting your armies bombed to shit and ignoring air supremacy will become a problem as Axis before USA joins the war. You'll just be able to out produce the casualties. It's just inefficient in the long term.

Probably not end of the world against AI, but a human player will fuck your shit up.

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>>144447315
Yes, he still is

>>144446506
>they still won't cancel their pre orders
truly the goodest of goyim.

>>144447537
t. rob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_-qftDlSww

>>144447472
>dregs of society
lmao

>>144447338
>funnest
HPM and Victoria II are both dogshit but you're retarded yourself.

>>144447537
I bet they never even played the rare and infamous "robbmod 2.0"

>>144447472
>memegruppe member

>>144447472
if there was a ddrjake in discord he's not around now

>>144447618
He's not wrong.

>>144447668
trob

>>144447669
i have, its better than HPM, rob did nothing wrong

friendly reminder that Civ 6 is 100% going to be /gsg/ and there's no reason it shouldn't be :^)

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>>144446506
>Paradox gives keys to everyone that has a stream to build up false hype
>backfires as everyone sees how broken and unfinished the game is
streamers have yet to lose a game even though they're litteral retards, I remember not winning my first HoI3 game before a hundred hours of playing and figuring stuff out.
>games will never kick you in the teeth ever again
fucking reddit

>>144447659
don't open its a virus

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>>144443915
I might install fascism as well, shit seems to be going well so far. Alaska is independent and in Britain's sphere.

Do any of these games have a story/campaign that teach you the history?

>>144447835
does he have autism?

>>144442274
I would say turkish but fucking hell those portraits look like a fucking corpses

>>144447909
>>144447605

>>144447684
DDRJake founded that discord, you dipshit

>>144447878
yes, if you install HPM for Victoria two it recreates the exact events of the Victorian era regardless of your actions

think of it like a telltale game, no decision you make will really affect the outcome

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>>144447849
uh oh

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oh

>>144447878
Yes, wait for the upcoming HoI4, you'll learn all the Bhutanese military stuff in no time

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>>144447878
EU3

>>144447659
>implying everyone doesn't use noscript

>>144448031
I don't think it's anything anon, I just got a DNS failure to connect.

>>144447878
Not really no. At best there are certain events and start-date scenarios in the games that will give you a brief historical view on things, but nothing complete.

The closest would be March of the Eagles, which is set in the Napoleonic Wars and gives a lot of information of that era; but even that is not necessarily good.

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>le hoi4 needs to be historical maymay xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLW3G-b2gWw&feature=youtu.be

watch this and get BTFO

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WEEEEEW

>>144448068
Get ready for the end of orthodox christianity

>>144448287
>filthy meme
Kill yourself.

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>>144448225
yeah, someone on 4chan tried to trick people to visit a site for no reason

should i system restore

>>144448458

Good post. Needs something about an accurate holocaust mod though desu

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>>144447986
>founded
well you're a retard

>>144448205
oh god
i legitimately got feline aids from that.
fucking hell.
why

>>144447849
I got a website could not displayed, am I still fucked? Running adblock but not noscript

>>144447964
Probably

>Paradrones are beggining to think about criticizing Paradox
What a time to be alive

>>144448652
>Hey, let's pretend we were just kidding and then post a screenshot in /gsg/ so that people don't discover that DDRJake founded the discord!!! xDxD

>>144448620
Fearmongering is a valid reason, anon.

That said wouldn't be surprised if it was something nastier, but like I said I got a DNS error. If you connected to the site you might be boned, but I didn't get shit, unless the site's splash page was specifically set up to look like a Chrome DNS fail.

>>144448817
It was the 7 years guy who founded the discord group and he isn't ddrjake

>>144448874
Leftypol couldn't make an original meme if they tried

>>144448737
av probably blocked it

It's more of a prank website than a malicious one

>>144447659
Wasn't zoy.org a zoeken site? Is that still even alive?

>>144448817
we're all laughing at your autism here in discord, fagit :^)

ddrjake, again, is not in, nor is he the founder of the group

>>144448874
More like kys Paradox community >>144446506

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>>144448817
>>144448652

>>144448946
There's no doubt he was part of it though.

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meme

>>144449134
This all happened before discord was even created and before he was hired, around 2-3 years ago

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How Groß should my Groß Austriums be?

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How do I become paradrone?

any reason that HPM guy got rid of the 1861 start?

>>144448946
>>144449080
>trying this hard to hide the truth

Yeah, keep it up Fekke and RedArremer

>>144449249

>betraying the pope

>>144449249
take everything

also southern germany, liberate your catholic brothers

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wew

Jake fired when?

>>144449148
Johan on suicide watch.
Shouldn't try to hype up a pre-alpha as a full game like this.
Although paradrones are literally (literally) mentally disabled if they couldn't tell how shit it was from the dev diaries alone.
>>144449209
DDRJake played paradox games before he was hired.
>>144449289
>remove brain
>insert Marxism

>>144449293
there was a problem with liquor supply

>>144449289
Who is the poster referencing? Johan?

For a bunch of autists, you guys really are involved in social group dynamics...

>>144449301
>implying the Habsburgs aren't devil-worshippers

>>144449249
may as well take everything now you disgusting blobber

>>144449293
the railroads had already been built.

>>144449134
where is proof?

no proof))))))))))))

>>144449375
his friend, one of the best posts on gsg ever

>>144449375
No, it was an actual friend of him

>>144449479
Sorry I'm not autistic enough, Aelicious.

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The latest test shows that I have no more room to maneuver with Iron, so that's on hold for now. Steel is being overproduced and so is iron, even in late game. I still have room to mess with tobacco, tea and coffee though.

>>144449293
It's broken, lots of wrong stuff, more specifically wrong provinces. I will reactivate it once I make it better and fix the stuff.

>>144449568
>1460812301789.png
KEK nice 4chan filename FAKE HPM

totally not watching hoi4 LPs or something but does the map look...different to you in this video? Does it have to do with graphics settings? If so I'm happy the look of the map can be changed
https://youtu.be/uGj1pVqJ4zM?t=5m20s

stellaris

>>144449375
his only friend who stopped being friends with him just because he found out he pirated EU IV

absolutely mind boggling stuff

>>144449568

Anything you are thinking about doing with HPM after you are done with resources?

>>144449568
show demand of liquor

>>144449657
Looks the same shit to me