Dota 2 general /d2g/

yeah man just give them furion again nice la

BRAVO KOREA

>>144417475
u jelly :^)

When are the next games?

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The TI salt lives on.

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NAVI NAVI NAVI

>Alliance banning Kunkka
KEK WAT?

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who is this man?

>>144417540
>>144416821

why not secret and eg eliminated in first round by some other teams?

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>NA DOTA.

Who preparing for /postesportsdepression/ here?

>>144417602
>kunuka

uhmm did you even study japanese?

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>>144417634
Don't worry DC is an "NA" team

>>144417678
You only get eliminated in the main event.

>>144417675
when all the anime autism in the world reached its peak, it coalesced into the form of a child named Jackie

>>144417634
>counting prize pools rather than positions
kekkles

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>Gyrocopter will NEVER fucking fall off the meta
HE'S BEEN A B-TIER PICK SINCE FUCKING TI2. FOR FUCK'S SAKE ICEFROG SHITCAN THE HERO ALREADY.

HERE COMES CORE ORACLE

why the fuck did Fnatic play Medusa

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>>144417752
>>144417738
Don't worry lads, one day your teams and players will rank on The Scoreboard.

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Zaipi

Statsman Bruno@StatsmanBruno
The sad note about today is that we might get navi vs alliance or eg vs secret first round brackets but not both :(

Statsman Bruno@StatsmanBruno
The sad note about today is that we might get navi vs alliance or eg vs secret first round brackets but not both :(

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>>144417680
>Loda and Mummy

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Anybody else depressed that EG sucks now? I don't even play Dota anymore and I only watch it for EG this fucking sucks. I hope they change their roster before TI.

>>144417708
i want to fug saya

>>144417773
>loda was actually handsome
>now he looks like a hobo
>dates a monkey
dota really ruines lives

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A game to lose

>>144417824
Hoping for EG vs Secret then
Elimination games are more entertaining

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TUSKAR

>>144417817
see you after TI6
Also reminder that before TI5 this looked totally different, but how convenient is that

>>144417634
SO YOU WUZ SAYIN YOU WAZ CHAMPIONS ANND SHIET?

>>144417817
Burning makes that much every year without winning anything. Why would I care how much money somebody makes if they don't win at dota?

>>144417602
>le I've seen enough anime to speak Japanese

that's not how it works baka.

>>144417860
Just root for the other American teams like DC or Complexity

>medusa

alright alliance lost

>>144417860
Not really, they backstabbed Aui after winning TI so they deserve being in the dumpster.

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>>144417903
>people STILL falling for the untranslated meme from reddit
W E W
E
W


that is his BUYOUT price

he does NOT make that per year

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So what's next for NA fans?

Overwatch? Maybe Smash Bros?

>>144417921
Medusa vs Slark tho

>>144417817
xiao8 will be back on top
the only captain that matters

>pick dusa vs DK and oracle
lmao just spam oracle's nuke on dusa and watch her mana burn while her shit hp pool won't benefit from the regen anyway

>>144417817
>>144417634
>already falling back on muh glorious past
No better way to tell it's ogre. NA dotes is finished.

>>144417738
yea, and secret and eg can both play some other teams in the lower bracket first round and they can both lose adn get eliminated.

Wouldn't that be better than them fighting each other?

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This time of year last year the TI5 invites had been out for a month

If Secret busts out of this tournament in last place they lose their TI6 invite, there's no time to make up for it

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>>144417602
>CHOTTO MATTE

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>>144417979
BASED

slark vs dusa is unloseable for slark

>>144417969
Those are still skill based, but they can still win in Hearthstone.

>>144418001

Anything that involves EG and Secret getting eliminated first round would be great.

Fuck Sumail. Fuck RTZ. Fuck EE.

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>EUcucks will never ever ever get over the fact that they can only win when the tourneys aren't relevant

NA can win when it matters
China can win when it matters

Why can't you?

Why can't The Yuropeon Union win the Superbowl of Dota?

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>>144417602

>>144418010
Every major winner gets an invite :-)

>>144418063
EXCEPT DOTA ISNT A FUCKING 1v1 GAME YOU SHITTER

>>144417708
saya a cute

okay FNatic picked both Ember and Medusa

what happens when you pick TWO (2) farm vacuums?

>>144418137
I would agree if they hadn't changed two players since their accomplishments

>>144417824
EG vs Secret

make it happen based frozen amphibian

>>144418098
Then why are you posting or watching this major? Ti is in August. Go wait.

>>144418098
>EU 2 TI TITLES
>CHINA 2 TI TITLES
>NA FINALLY MANAGED TO SNAG ONE

>>144418186
Yeah one of them is TI winner from 2015.

Secret are bound to get TI invite just because they have 3/5 last major winners and the previous year's TI winner (Universe) in their team

>>144418149
They both get top networths, this is the same carries they used to beat Liquid.

>>144418010
I hope so desu. I want to watch laughing RTZ's career crashing down as he's forced to make SingSing tier teams with other former pros that disband after a max of 3 months.

>>144418149
Reminder that liquid lose to this medusa' build

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REMINDER TO EG AND SHITREKT FANS THAT THIS IS NOT
I REPEAT NOT
A HONEYPOT LAN

BAD RESULTS MAY VERY WELL END UP IN NO DIRECT INVITE TO TI

>Fnatic have two late game carries
>Alliance have 1
How can Fnatic possibly lose this?

>>144418237
I don't think they're bound to. They're likely to, but they wasted their "bound invite" on this major I think

WHYS THERE A 3 DAY BREAK, REEE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE MEAN TIME

>>144418237
>secret faggots this desperate to find a reason to give their team an invite

>>144418237
Only problem is that all 5 Ti winners and the 3 major winners are all total garbage and embarrassments to dota

>>144418318
Play Dota 2

>>144418289
EG would be invited because they're the defending champs. Secret is the one who should be worried 2bh.

>>144418214
it's not happening, if it does the tournament loses a lot of views, count on valve to rig that shit so that both teams go as far as possible

>>144418289
EG are defending champions they're guaranteed an invite

Secret is the only question mark.

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F-FREE RING OF REGEN AND PLATEMAIL?

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>>144418279
>>144418149
oops forgot my image
>linken
>manta

>>144418396
What are they gonna defend? The lower bracket last place?

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>>144418434
>Secret is the only question mark.

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>>144418149
tusk n dark seer secure early game
medusa tanks ember does the dmg late game

>>144418407
>navi in winners bracket
russia alone will keep the viewership up
na and eu cant compete with russias playerbase

>>144418434
>Secret is the only question mark.

>He still thinks a team that has 3/5 of previous Major winners and last year's TI winner won't get invite
;SMILEYFACE:

>>144418469
Same shit as Shitbee did after they won TI and got invited directly to next year's TI

>>144418134
Damn that's a spicy meme

>>144418237
Nah. Valve aint inviting a team that finished last at the major and lost almost every single match their played.

They have no way to justify that invite.

>>144418290
They'll lose hard if the DK gets fed enough to get giant armor stats that Medusa and Ember won't even do shit damage to him.

>>144418494
this

>>144418434
NA doto in costant denial

>>144418494
bullshit
navi is popular but not yet as popular as eg+secret combined
NA and EU are basically bandwagoning for them, but I guess once they're out they'll switch to navi

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EVERY SINGLE NORTH AMERICAN TEAM IS IN THE LOWER BRACKET

BEFORE MANILA YOU COULDNT HAVE POSSIBLY COME TO THAT CONCLUSSION THAT ALL OF THEM WILL BE THIS TERRIBLE

IF YOU GAVE ME A 5000:1 BET THAT HAPPENS I WOUDLNT TAKE IT AS NO SANE MAN COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE A WHOLE REGION CAN BE THIS AWFUL AND LOSE EVERYTHING WHEN THEIR OPPONENTS ARE MINESKI OR NAVI

BUT YET HERE WE ARE

SOMETIMES TRUTH REALLY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION

GUESS ITS THE LEAD WATER THEY DRINK THERE HAS TO BE SOME EXPLANATION HOW A ENTIRE CONTINENT IS SO SHIT AT ANYTHING COMPETITIVE I JUST CANNOT FATHOM IT

>>144418501
>he still thinks a team that is getting nothing but last places since the last major deserves a direct invite to TI
kys secret fag, your team is dead

>>144418290
>slark
>dk

lol are you serious

>>144418501
That was before majors and "Valve-tier tournaments"

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>>144418537
>They have no way to justify that invite.
Here.

Highlighted the important bit to you. They'll get the invite due to having major winners in their team and Uverse.

>>144418597
Hello newfag that has never seen badly performing team get invited to TI based on earlier performance :v)

>>144418538
reee

>>144418231
>CIS region is part of the yurocuck union
?

>pre-TI4 poorfag TIs are relevant
?

those are not super bowls friend, those are APFA/NFL champions

stay mad that you can't win when the moneys on the line

>>144418615
>dk knight is a late game carry
-swedecuck

>lelda
>bullcuck

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>[A]

>>144418625
Yeah? So? That is even more reason for major victory to have weight or else you created major system for no reason (and the original reason was to make the non-TI-season more relevant)

LMAO SWEDEKEKS TRIPLEKILLED BY A EMBER AT LOW HEALTH

>Loda
Top fucking lel

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>Swecucks in the the loser bracket

Feelsgood

>>144418647
Except Valve has clearly valued recent performance over "history" at every single TI.

You need results AND recent performance. If you don't have one of them, you don't get the invite.

>>144417906
He's pretending to be EE you fucking retart.

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C
U
C
K
D
A

>loda
hgaHAHHAHDhadhhAHHA

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/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

EUKEK TEAM (ALLIANCE) IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BTFO

EXPECT DAMAGE CONTROL AND ATTEMPTS TO CLAIM CIS AS YURO

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

feels bad not betting on fnatic lads

>>144418785
>er "history" at every single TI.
Na'Vi has been invited two times with trash results to TI, so has 2 of LGD versions, both with terribad performance prior to TI.

Whatever, you'll see when they get a direct invite.

And then they'll probably finish top 16 at best lmao

What heroes haven't been picked yet?

any chance we'll see Warlock picks?

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>[A]lliance

SWEDES ON SUICIDE WATCH. SEA DOTA WINS NOW. GET REKT YOU FAGGOTS GET REKT AMERICUNTS GET REKT YUROS

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>Let ember pick ember and Medusa
>Lose early game
The shantytown of Sweden

>>144418835
>same qualifier
>no cis major when SEA gets one
yeah cis is euro
so is liquid

>>144418835
>EU and europe are the same thing
Guess Switzerland isn't part of Europe, right?

>secret
>eg
Kuso

>>144418647
>KuruKy

Bravo Valve

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>Navi fanboy deep inside no matter how shit they do
>MVP fan since KDL season 1
>xiao8 and LGD fan since TI2
>Liquid fan because I'm Finnish
>EG and Secret hater

You have no idea how great this tournament has been so far

>>144418289
dude you realize winning the first major literary allowed OG to get invited to every other major right?
it was no honey pot.

>>144418759
They also said with majors that they care more about team roster consistency instead of indvidual player performances. Just because you have a bunch of players who all won recent majors, doesn't mean they'll win this major. (See: shitrekt). This is the roster the team went into this "season" with, and if the roster doesn't hold up, they're not going to get in for free.

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>>144418698
>implying ti5 wasn't a honeypot

ameritards
SO
FUCKING
DESPERATE

>>144418789
>retart
le I was only pretending :^)

>>144418928
>kshitter
kill yourself

>>144418835
This is a good bait as it implies EU = Europe. It's properly illiterate thing to get Americans to believe it as they have laughable basic education.

>>144418874
mvp like warlock

>>144418869
maybe because a few years ago they literally invited 14 teams and had 2 wildcard spots

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>>144418587

guess which fan is american and which fan is european

>Pure white master race EU and NA teams in the lower bracket
You have no idea how good this feels.

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>>144418978
You knew. You knew and I still gotcha.

Gotcha!

>picking oracle when your name isn't sonneiko is an instant lose

when will they learn?

>well over a year of both Secret and EG being very relevant in the scene
>suddenly both gone
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ
wow this game is suddenly interesting again

>alliance, EG, secret and coL in lower bracket
is this the best day ever in the history of dota ?

i hope fnatic makes it far, would be cool to see a home crowd cheering on their home team

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>>144418835
whatever pablo

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Apologize

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>yurocucks already desperate to claim CIS teams

wew they don't even have faith in their actual teams

>>144419032
>look at all these irrelevant honeypot lans i won
>i can't win a relevant TI but i can win shit
nice man!

>losing against late game hero
How the fuck did they do it?

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Post yfw Alliance, Secret, EG, and Complexity take 13-16th

>>144419032
It's not even lategame.
Medusa hasn't even reached full potential.

>>144418869
History doesn't equate to the last TI you retard

FUCK ALLIANCE

fucking s4

>>144418953
will it surpass the $18m mark? I predicted around $20-21m.

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>Alliance

1-14
Bulldog fangays? How's your guy doing?

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>1-14 in 16 minutes

what

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>>144418979

>He missed out on comfy Sunday morning KDL when Rave, MVP and fat bird gook were born

Besides, even if you missed all that glorious amateur Dota, MVP is easily one of the most entertaining, if not the most entertaining team out there.

>>144418647
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Premier_Tournaments
can you stop making shit up like there are no records of dota tournaments from 2013
also kys faggot

>lose early game to dusa
You can't explain this shit
JUST

Did Twitch just die for anyone else?
It's not loading here

>>144418647
that was before the major system was implemented though

they've been inviting teams to them based on how well they've done in the "Season" in between majors

>draft a normal hero for loda
>get stomped
WELP

>>144419116
>dusa vs dk mid
dk can't do shit just harass some, dusa ain't leaving lane
>ember tusk AA vs prophet
take a wild guess
sanic is sanic, he never loses

>1-14
HOW CAN ANYONE RECOVER FROM THIS?

>>144419148
easily, 18-19 or 19-20 are the best bets.

1-18 now
HOW CAN WHITE PEOPLE RECOVER FROM THIS?

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RAPE
A
P
E

>1-18
>18 minutes in.

wat

JUST GG OUT

>1-18

FUCK ALLIANCE

DISBAND ALREADY, YOU ARE SHIT

FUCK YOU LODA! DON'T RUIN SLARK'S DEATH AVERAGE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Is Fnatic still a pinoy team?

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uhh Sweden?

>>144419171
Why is everyone in heavy jackets and things? Is it freezing inside?

for the love of god just tap out

>>144419294

i anticipated feeders like Loda and EE beng given slark

I have another hero for the least deaths average

HONHONHON

WHITE PEOPLE 1-19


/POL/ ON SUICIDE WATCH

NP and Slark cannot kill the support Tusk
FUCK ALLIANCE.

>>144419294
>he didn't pick weaver

Hows it feel to be retarded?

I love [A] but honestly this is just fucking sad.

Is the game coordinator down?

>draft late game carries
>win early
Fnatic?

>>144419364
>sweden
>white

PATCH WHEN
>PATCH WHEN
PATCH WHEN
>PATCH WHEN

PATCH WHEN
>PATCH WHEN
PATCH WHEN
>PATCH WHEN

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SWEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI.

>alliance
>back

their relevance is like loda's hair: not coming back

>>144419395
not gonna get played 5 times

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>Ember Spirit is an ultra-lategame carry, he's shit early and mid
Why is /d2g/ always wrong?

>linkens manta dusa wins again
D2G ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>losing early game to medusa

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>2 days 17 hours until we can see EG and Secret getting thrown into the garbage bin where they belong

fuck I can't wait

see you in 2 days and a half

>>144419112
Why are you posting here americunt?
Why do you watch honeypot Lans?
Ti is in August. Wait till ti to post just like your team is saving strats lmao.

>>144419364
>/pol/
>Root for Sweden
What?

>>144419450
Nobody ever said that though.
It's common knowledge that he has two power spikes, one early game then he peaks again late game.

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>>144419054
You sure did or did you

>>144419450

no one says ember is shit early mid game. thats when he hits his powerspikes you retard

>>144419491
How hard will you shit your pants if EG or Secret advance to Grand Finals

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>EU Dota

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>losing to medusa linken in early game
Alliance everyone.

>>144419427
Alliance has only white people. Bulldog is a neo-nazi.

>>144419478
medusa is actually fine early and mid game, because her ult and mystic snake give her magical damage and disable.
her issue is she deal no damage, null, 0, nothing.
but if you're in a pro team and they can just draft around that by picking heroes with good damage to help you, you're fine.

>>144419449
He's already been played 5 times.

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>>144419540

Thanks for the laughs anon

3 more kills to 3-22
haha :-)

>nahaz : BULLDONG IS SO LE GOOD ON FURION YOU HAVE TO BAN IT XDDD
kk gramps

>one of the biggest kill differences in the history of dota 2
Can white people get even more cucked?

>>144419603
Mystic Snake can fucking hurt though.
In a gank, a 300+ nuke is more than enough to be useful.

She has more early game presence than AM does.

>>144419228
RAT doto

1-22

Fucking humiliating. Jesus

I'd tap out right now instead of seeing my team go 1-40

>>144419587
>a choker
>a balding cuck
>a nu-male
>a faggot
>an overweight manchild

white sure is good, huh

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>This game

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>alliance is back

>1-27

Jesus wept.

1-27

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WHAT did he mean by this?

swedecucks really loves to be embarrassed. they should have saved their faces when the score was still 1 - 15 2bhwy

>Alliance
chotto?

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>the union of yuropeon cuckolds

embarrassing

The admin should be able to interfere and declare a TKO.
This is just embarrassing.

>>144419395
>>144419628

You think there's not gonna be a stomp game vs weaver in the playoffs? (possibly when shitvi is playing it) and it ruins the heros KDA?

>>144419817
ARE YOU BLOGGING DURING ESPORTS

this even worse than 322

>Medusa raping at 27 minutes
Jesus christ

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>>144419703
>yfw enemy lines up for your snake after it goes through whole creep wave

ONE KILL


ONE (1)

finally they gg
embarrassing t b h

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>27-1
>27-1
>27-1
>27-1
>27-1

Have any games worth watching happened yet?

JUST
GG
OUT

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Apologize

>>144419817
Pressing buttons is hard.

>taunt curse still in effect

AHAHAHAHAH

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I don't like this game

>>144419884
Mineski vs MVP game 3

>>144419817

bot game? I did something similar against bots you can rekt them so hard just right clicking

SWEDEN STATUS:

[ ] UNRAPED
[X] RAPED

>>144419893
Sorry for doubting you mushi-sama

>people doubted the one true rapist of dota

Alright, Esports are over for two days and a half of depression and boredom

>>144419893
jesus that is the face of nightmares

>>144419884
navi vs dc game 2
and today hotd memeback

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Tfw literally stayed up till 3am just to watch these faggots choke once again, thanks s4 you fucking spastic

Are cuckamama and our ogre casters now ?

when will the brackets go up

>>144419926
>loda and mummy
Literally my wife's daughter
AHAHAHA

Haha they did the meme lol

>>144419926
>loda and mommey
even the child knows he's a cuck.

>>144419978
dumb thirld world shitskin

>>144419903
>c, r, v, b

>>144419926
That ungrateful cunt should at least call Loda daddy

>>144419884
lgd vs mvp game 2

>>144419978

I want australians out of d2g

GOT RAPED EARLY GAME BY MEDUSA LINKEN SPHERE.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMPAI

>>144419893
>>144419967
He and Black are proof that ogres exist and they're good at Dota.
They just need to find 3 more and make an all ogre team

THE GRAPH

>all these mad ameribabbies

yeah, 4 european teams in upper bracket.. where are tha na teams??

ok rate today major
we got HOTD memeback

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Guys?

>These graphs
Hahahahahahahahaha

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SWEDES GET KEKED

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>>144420032
>NZ
>3rd World

Ebin

>linken manta is bad
/d2g/ BTFO AGAIN

also
>that graph
SWEDEN YES

>>144419364
/pol/ here
Sweden isnt white
Loda is literal cuck
Akke is figurative cuck

>>144420126
ctrl+h you fucking mongoloid

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wew yuros

>>144420071
1:29 here ya cunt

>>144420071
no where in australia is it 3am

>>144420082
>black carry
>mushi mid
>mind control off

this is the beginnings of a viable team

UH
I went to grab something to eat thinking it would be a 60 mins game, and when I came back Fnatic won a stomp with a fucking Medusa on their team?
What the fuck happened

>>144420102
>hotd memes
>last na team sent in the lower bracket
>lgd - mvp game
bretty fucking good

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FUCKING KEK

>>144420136
>nzer
>swede cuck

as an australian, I'm glad you wasted your time.

>>144419978
>alliance fan
>not swedish
????

>EG Secret and Alliance in the LB
>One of these teams will eliminate the other
Sweet sweet tears

>Get coached by Synderen
>Lose

Woooooooooooooow

>>144420181
>bulldogs items

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BEST NATURE'S PROPHET IN THE WORLD

>>144419926
Did you won TI? No? Then shut the fuck up about Loda.
He has gf, tons of money and lives in first world country unlike any eastern euro ruskie nigger or muricuck. He is more succesful than any of you will ever be, stay butthurt.

>>144420201
rape happened

>panelist laughing at alliance
DELETE THIS
STOP THIS

>>144420158
Sweden isn't white. But Alliance is 100% white and has the bulldog and he wants a race war.

>>144420136
>badaustralia
lmao

>get coached by bulba
>win
BULBA THOUHG

>>144420262
Live by the memes, die by the memes.

>>144420262
>items

>>144420094
>EU/NA posters think everything is about them.

I'm a seamonkey, and you just got trashed Sven

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>>144420094

>where are the NA teams??

LIST OF ALL TEAMS WITH 2 OR MORE NA PLAYERS:

>CoL
losers bracket

>Secret
losers bracket

>EG
losers bracket

YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIES,
STATISTICS DON'T LIE

>>144420283
>not buying a midas for each hand and boot for each foot

>>144420071
This fucking weather, been pissing for the last 30 hours. What else are we fucking supposed to do if not troll d2g?

>>144420285
>le did you achieve as much as a washed up "pro" player meme to defend him

Just admit it. He should be kicked the fuck out of Alliance already.

Has any team ever been memed on this hard?

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nadota???

O HAI YO!

>>144420359
>2 or more
Nice goalposts

Reminder that Moo is by far the best player on DC.

>>144420345
>t. nonhuman shitskin

>>144420319
I like the temp to be under 40 degrees fammo

OHAYIO POSTERS ASSEMBLE

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>>144420345
>non-human 3rd world shitskins think they matter
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

>>144420285
>has gf
>literally provides for his wife's kids

>tons of money
>after paying gorrillions of taxes

>first world country
>slowly becoming third world after importing millions of shitskins

living in a white, 1st world country I envy him not

>>144417871

It's age. It'll happen to you too little guy.

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Why hasn't Arteezy tweeted anything since Thursday?

I missed ohayo
what a based fucking player

>>144420432
>having more than 1 american player on an american team is an unfair standard
burger please.

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>>144420396
>lines not straight
DELET

>European teams in upper brackets
4
>Chinese teams is upper brackets
2
>SEA teams in upper brackets
2
>NA teams in upper brackets
0

it really makes you think

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>>144420285
>t. chink monkey

>>144420446
>>144420463
>be 100% team
>get trashed 1-27
>lose at the game you made yourself
LMAO.

>>144419926
Thats not loda's biological daughter?

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>>144420446
hey whatever I can do to break up the autistic NAvsEU shitposting

>>144420494
cyborgmatt confiscated his phone prolly

is doom mid good or just a meme

>>144420484
loda please, dont blame your age, it wont put hair back on your head

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ok which one of you is this?

>>144420446
>>144420463
>white people think they matter
>in million dollar tournaments in 2016 in pinoyland
Enjoy lower bracket cumstains

>>144420526
>He needs his vector basis to be <0,1> and <1,0>
Step
It
Up

>>144420494
Because he is incapable of not being passive-aggressive, he can't even open his mouth without being put down by literally anybody just by mentioning his last performance

>>144420601
sleep tight puppes

>>144420537
only 2/5 are EU in OG
NaVi isn't EU
DC is NA
TL is EU - 1

1 EU team in upper bracket

WAOW

>>144420546
>beat alliance
>a team that still thinks its 2013
>this proud
i actually feel sorry for you

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>>144420614

This fat fuck is stealing _____

>>144420546
>>144420601
>>144420446
>>144420647
>he lives in a cesspool and is a manlet nonwhite

>he tries to justify his existence via the location of one, sub-TI, digital sports event

L M A O

Any cunts in Sydney with some weed?

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Don't bully RTZ

>>144420614
>cyborgmatt stole his phone
ftfy

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slacks is such a dork. he gives like 3 little elbow bumps per interview, lel.

>2 day break

WEW

>>144420396
NA teams only care about money not dota. They probably bet against themselves.

>>144420741
Secret need it for their training montage

>>144420712
>t. buttmad mexishit

>>144420696
how is liquid 4 europeans?

>>144420710
pennies

>>144420731
I do not understand why valve persistently invites that fat, squeaky autist to conduct interviews in his annoying voice and awful reddit "humor"

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HOWS EVERYONES MAJOR SO FAR

>>144420801
because to yurocucks, kuro is german

>>144420741
What will they do in these 2 days? Dicking pinoy chick?

>>144420730
>tfw cyborgmatt said he would give me my phone back
>it's been 3 years but he told me he's busy doing important stuff behind the scenes

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WHEN WILL WE GET MAIN EVENT SCHEDULE

THIS IS IMPORTANT

>>144420836
made 400 bucks

>>144420696
>miracle-, crit, noskill
>2
??

>>144420836

Perfect tournament.

Seeing NA in full damage control is like a wet dream.

Literally Epicenter 2.0

>>144420836
HotD/10
El Trashico/10

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>tfw 2 day break

what am i supposed to do meanwhile

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>>144420836
Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>144420696
>changing europe to EU
do you need an entire continent to compare to an economic-political union?

Also Miracle has dual citizenship, he's polish.

>>144420842
so by that logic EG is 40% european, 20% indian, 20% paki and 20% chinese?

>>144420836
>navi is back
>na is dead
couldnt be going better