Second Life General /slg/

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For an invite to the /vg/ group, contact any of these people: http://pastebin.com/dyU3Zgqj (embed)

For other groups, paste these into your chat and click the link it creates to see the group info, and click the Join Now button:
/d/ group: secondlife:///app/group/c800e85b-084c-09f1-b06b-c2acf8cd418f/about
/tg/ group: secondlife:///app/group/573a69eb-f90d-cfcf-daef-abf258c46191/about
/x/ group: secondlife:///app/group/309c8d64-3f92-ab12-68af-41820f67b120/about
/toy/ group: secondlife:///app/group/a2e063d9-413b-ab4c-6c3a-27ac87d38620/about

Does anyone care about this non-game?

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How is it that senior citizens have enough mental aptitude to install SL, learn the controls, study some bullshit RP group's lore, and fully customize a working avatar with fighting scripts and weaponry, yet they type like this:

>smiles..... this gurl wuld be pleased too maek the visting master feel welcomed in mistressess castle... we run a NO DRAMA sim were all r welcome ... if you would wish to enjoy the plesures of the skin plz do not hesistate two ask... smiles n hugs :)

>>144318756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lXXiLbTxM

>>144316973

This probably needs to be updated.

Remember:

You should just make your own furniture with your own custom animations.

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Remember:

Chaika did nothing wrong
Suiseiseki.ort is not a tranny shit talker
Stern is not for lewd
/d/ still requires consent

does second life make you happy?

>>144326992

No.

It just got me depressed. I have no skills. I'm not talented in anything worth mentioning. I'm doing nothing interesting with my life. I have nothing to talk about. I have nothing cool to share. I'm not artistic. I don't have a cool voice.

I left /d/ and stern because it's just so depressing so many people younger than me that have accomplished more than me. I'm a lot older than most of /vg/, but a lot of these have done more than in 3-5 years that I have my entire life.

>>144328394
Nobody starts with skills. You have to work and train toward something.

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why can't second life actually be fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvyJ05TdC8

>>144329013

It's difficult to learn music, art, and programming/computer skills as an adult. If you didn't grow up learning a new language or doing art, then

>>144329013

Imagine teaching an old person how to use a computer or smartphone.

>>144328394
It's honestly pretty discouraging sometimes. Some of the people at Stern already have MBAs and are accomplished in various multimedia careers while I'm just sitting here with my Bachelor's in Women's Studies. I must look like a fool to all the leading industry insiders who are specialized game design and artistry as well.

>chainsword is a model
>belone has worked with Riot and various indie game companies
>taser makes EGL dresses and accessories
>Arekia is a writer and editor

>>144332370
>tfw you actually are a writer and editor outside of sl.

If there was a /vg/ meet up , you'd see a bunch of fit people in expensive custom made suits. The girls have big boobs and wide hips . They like anime and videogames like everyone else, but they also have cool jobs and they highly educated. You start talking about yourself and they laugh about how your highest education level is only highschool or an associate's degree . They poke fun at your hollister clothing and start poking your belly fat. They ask how can you be so chubby, but still be flat chested? They ask if you ever felt a penis before. You have, but you're embarrassed to mention that it was your brother's so you remain silent. They say they're going to do you a favor by hiring a male escort for you to get your pussy pounded, but only under the condition that /vg/ gets to watch.

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>>144331262
Attitude and motivation is key. There are plenty of elderly people who teach themselves how to internet. Look at... what was the name of that elderly, British man on youtube? The one that was the most popular person back in 2006. Peter Oakley.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Oakley

>>144330535
I understand what you're saying about language- but growing up speaking two languages is only needed if you desire a fluency in 3+ languages. Starting at age 30 with only one language known, you sure as hell can learn enough of another language to communicate. I'm worried that you're thinking the human brain's wiring is too rigid. The brain is very plastic; one's ability to learn and perform a skill is greatly influenced by how bad you want to improve it. Sure, you will never be the world's best at anything. No music compositions like Motzart, no play mastery like a Chess Grandmaster, no magnificent works of art to be cherished by future generations like RAITA.

But, at the very least, you can work towards a goal or hobby that will bring you a single, solitary drop of enjoyment. One drop. That is more enjoyment than you have now. Trust me, when you are able to share and talk about that single drop- you will then have something interesting to communicate to others. Even if everything else in your life is bland; one thing to talk about.

If you are embarrassed about sharing your low-level feats with someone, or perhaps, don't have any friends or other people to talk to--- then share with me. While I certainly cannot make you do anything, I wholeheartedly want to see you and everyone live a happier life. Will not do the work for you, but would enjoy listening.

Email me:
carlwinslol at gmail

>>144333770
>Will not do the work for you
i mean, could you, even?
tell me everything you know about voice leading

>>144326992
finding the right group of guys yeah, i just talk to them and cut trees in runescape, there was a time where playing this game was fucking awful and it only made me sad

gay thread idiots

>>144316097
Are any of the /vg/ sluts online atm?

>>144341967
ur mom

>>144319449
its truly amazing that i was griefing goreans via SL 10 years ago and 10 years later, there are still goreans getting griefed on SL.

I just want to hug belone

>>144344545

>hug belone
>bony girl
>get blood all over your legs
>get poked by her syringe

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

what are goreans?

>>144341967

it's pretty hot in America so no. No one can really play games at the moment without the whole house heating up from the computer tower. Also laptops overheat pretty easily in the summer.

>>144346946
Speak for yourself, t. thirdworlder

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>when you find Chainsword's modeling photos

>>144346946

The Southwest and Mexico don't count as the US, Eduardo

>>144341967
i can get on if you get me a slurl to go to

Is it okay to post someone's nudes here if you found out they have a boyfriend in real life?

>start talking to a girl in /vg/
>we skype
>a month into talking to each other she jokingly flashes me
>take some screenshots
>find out she has a boyfriend
>tell her I'm not interested in her anymore
>she says she's not looking for anything serious in SL

>>144349791
give me the tit

>>144349791
i think i know who you're talking about and who you are so stop being salty and get over it, that person isn't exactly a warm figurehead in need of a denouncement scandal. take it somewhere else dude.

>>144350923

Maybe she shouldn't be flirting with other guys. Doesn't matter if she told me she wasn't planning on making me her boyfriend. You don't show your tits to anyone else if you're in a relationship. Even if you're flashing people as a joke.

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>>144332370
>>144332708
>tfw none of this is true

>>144351791
Yeah, but that's their problem. not yours. don't get dragged into it.

>>144351791
absolutely, post her tits

>>144352218
>>144350029

It's illegal to post nudes without consent.

>>144355041
It's illegal to post consent without nudes.

>>144355041
Fuck legality this is fucking 4chan

>>144355041
it's illegal to be underage and on 4chan

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>>144355041
its illegal to download music and vidja for free but i bet you do it all the time ;^)

>yfw you realize no one cares

>>144349791
post it u pussy

Reminder: keep all britbong vs kopy discussion in the following thread
https://8ch dot net/cow/res/213805.html

>>144358430
mori is a cute and cutes can do what they like

>>144358430
mori has a boyfriend? awwwwwwwwwwwww

>>144358742
yeah you're right, that is a low blow.

>>144346769
Good Koreans, from South Korea
Boreans are Bad Koreans from North Korea

>>144359480

Ah. Thanks for the explanation, Clarissa.

>>144359480
MORE LIKE BOROPHYLL AMIRITE

>>144359607
Who?

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Guess which /vg/ members like ketchup on their hot dogs

>>144359769

Clarissa. she explains it all.

>>144360312
me I do

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If Chaika blocked or banned you, you deserved it.

>>144363391
stop making that cat to meow

>>144363391

it really is impolite to mess with animals while they are sleeping. It's not cute. You can easily get yourself or THEM hurt. Animals don't have a sense of humor. They should be able to trust that they can sleep next to you.

Percentage of /vg/ users that own a cat:
20%

>>144364841
ratio of /vg/ owned cats to /vg/ users
1:1

>>144364945
i wish someone would purchase me :c

>>144365529
wrong board nigger

>>144366590

Human Trafficking should not be encouraged. It is bad.

>>144366871
you mean cat trafficking which should be encouraged

>>144368910

a lot of horrible things happen in the pet trade.

Some of you are a little too open about how often you masturbate and what kind of porn you're into.

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>>144363391
DON'T BULLY

>>144372193
like what? what would you do to me?

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/v/ is 60 percent girls

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>>144375980
most of 4chan is just girls talking to each other assuming everyone is a guy, at this point

so if I upload a picture I can show it anyone anywhere?

thinking of putting a girl on full blast and showing everyone what kind of person she really is.

>>144378926
Let' see it.

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>>144378926
What

>>144378926
is there a way that you can work out your issues with this chick without shitting up the thread maybe

>>144378926
What do you mean to gain here?

>>144382491

Humiliating her and destroying any online relationship she has with anyone on /vg/ or /d/. Also to get her boyfriend's attention and to show him what his girlfriend does on SL.

>>144382929
then do it?

>>144378926
is she a fire hydrant?

>>144382929
PUT UP OR SHUT UP.

>>144386728
i really think this idea would have worked a lot better if it were only 5... to catch those people that try a few times to get something they wanted then are like "oh well might as well play it twice more to get this useless shit too"

>>144386728

>50 times
>50 x 50 = 2500

>>144387030
my budget for any given Arcade session is 1000$L at most

Saving

>>144379385
GO TO BED

>>144400102
you first

>>144403002
only if we snuggle first

>>144386728
I'm telling you, gacha is cancer

I want to do quoth in the birdbutt while they caw and complain about dumb shit like they normally do

>>144382929
Quoth, just post the tits already

>>144415737
It really is fucking obvious that it is quoth and the girl he is talking about is Mori.

What do you think will happen if you post Mori's tits, Quoth? That her boyfriend will magically appear and give you a show of him being mad at her?

Her bf most likely wouldn't even care one bit, it's not like any of you losers are a threat to him, especially not you Quoth, you fucking autist.

>>144412274
Just ask sinner to put on his quoth clone, all the birdbutt without the autism.

>>144382929
Wew lad. Nice social justice crusade you're leading. That'll show those internet semen demons.
Who gives a shit about a picture of tits? Small time.

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How do I turn an ERP friendship into a proper relationship? She's really sweet and she blows my mind every time we bang. Serious answers only please.

>>144419529
Ask to play videogames.

>>144419529

Ask her out to hang out in non-adult sims. take a drive in the main land or

>>144419529

Ask to add her on Steam, Overwatch, or League or

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>>144419529
find some cool sneakers and impress her with your visage

>>144412274
>>144417287

There is nothing wrong with Quoth. Quoth is nice.

>>144427979
>he doesn't know

anyone want to drink wine coolers and watch youtube videos of people falling down??

Today at 10:30 AM
Location : Gullwing Coast Racers (151, 99, 777)
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Gullwing%20Coast%20Racers/145/96/785
Absolutely hilarious super silly fun! If you like to laugh, this is a great event to participate in! Each week, the giant snails take the track and race across a sim-wide

>>144428440
Not this shit again. I think once is enough.

>>144428440

>sit on bench
>don't see anything

>>144428440
i fucking hate laughing, don't ever bring that up ever again.

>>144428440
It's not funny, my brother died that way,

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How much money would you pay for Hunnipop avatars?

Or would it be better to just make outfits/hair/eyes for Kemono?

>>144430414
Don't try to base anything you want to look good on the Kemono. The applications where it looks OK are extremely narrow.

>>144430414
Just make the outfits for Kemono, it's the easiest and most secure way to earn autismbucks since most people already use their own anime head and hair is easily acquired too. Make sure to make a version for ABC tits and perhaps other bodymods too to maximize profits.

Any Sims based on levels from a videogame?

Like maybe a recreation of the Dust2 map from Countstrike or

>>144433510
There's a Sonic map based off the Genesis Sonic game levels somewhere. Residents there are all Dongus the Hedgehogs though.

Gmod x Second Life

>>144435659
in your dreams pal

Remember:

Visit physical stores for a wider selection items. Items on the marketplace are more of a showcase for what kind of items a store sells.

>>144439320
Remember:

Visit my dick and take a suck

>>144439983
of what

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[12:30] Synitry Resident: hmm strange caboodle board is not active...

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Guess who

>>144440053

what store?

I'm looking to buy some clothes for the summer.

>>144442159
stop posting your underwear, Chain

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>teehee look at the underwear I just got

Imagine if it were a guy doing this.

>>144443804
>Imagine if it were a guy doing this.

It is

>>144443804
I would have a boner.

>>144442904
It's Caboodle
http://www.applemaydesigns.com/p/midnight-madness-june.html

Good luck getting it though.

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[13:26] Lil twins: Please be careful Alex Claridge. My mommy is pregnant, and if you bump too hard you can hurt me or my mommy MZANN Short.
[13:26] Lil twins: Please be careful Ishara Longstaff. My mommy is pregnant, and if you bump too hard you can hurt me or my mommy MZANN Short.
[13:26] Lil twins: Please be careful Lainey Thorne. My mommy is pregnant, and if you bump too hard you can hurt me or my mommy MZANN Short.
[13:26] Lil twins: Please be careful HPMD* Dirt Road. My mommy is pregnant, and if you bump too hard you can hurt me or my mommy MZANN Short.
[13:26] Lil twins: Please be careful Enchanted Woods v2 - 7a (single physics 2 li). My mommy is pregnant, and if you bump too hard you can hurt me or my mommy MZANN Short.

>>144444738

thanks

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Guess who

>>144445241

>trip on a dirt road
>your baby chastises the road
>bump into a tree
>your baby chastises the tree

The perfect child: places the blame on everything but its own mother. Just what every modern mother wants!

>>144318756


old people always like to talk like this:


hi...............I'm...............bob..............................................................

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>>144451931

If multiple ejects are not hint enough NOT TO APPROACH ME, I *WILL* ban you. Use someone else’s redelivery terminal, and get off my land!

Sigh.

I wish my intelligence was good enough to get me laid in the real world.

*Starts getting high.*

>>144454753
No one ever seriously typed this out.

Looks like I've gained a lot more dislikes. Keep up the good work, stupid non creator RPer bullshitter types!

Gotta update the stupid numbers texture on the Voting Board again...

>>144454871
Believe it or not, someone did. Just join the Nekotech group for a bit and just watch the notices come in. I shit you not.
>>144454616
>>144454753
>>144454889
are all actual notices sent by him.

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>>144454871
he is serious

>>144455152

He is being ironic.

>>144355392


that shirt always makes that scene better. No one other than retards would wear a bullwinkle shirt.

>>144375980


with penises.

>>144457131

What's wrong with that?

Don't you have a penis?

>>144326992

>play Second Life
>lots of people can sense betas since they are beta themselves so they emotionally manipulate betas into being their friends

Remember:

Second Life doesn't make you happy.

>>144463324
only you do c:

>>144463324


If I spend more than 2 hours on it, I start wanting to commit suicide.

Remember:

Second Life (SL) is only enjoyable if you improve your skills. Effective time management discipline should be employed. Spend your mornings browsing a thesaurus or dictionary to learn new vocabulary words. At lunch, practice using these words in simple compositions. This will greatly enrich your nightly ERP sessions. Word will quickly spread that your ability to describe dick handling is top notch. Be warned: whatever you do, do not expose your real life (RL) body on any graphic exchanging software. This may overload some of the less experienced residents, causing them to devolve into a psychotic, feral state.

>>144465058
CAW

>>144465058

Yeah. Don't share your skype or blogs or youtube channel or social media. Don't share your real life nudes with anyone.

Remember:

Don't ERP or poseball with others if you have a boyfriend in real life. You will get your nudes leaked. You will get doxxed. People will do what they can to ruin your life as much as they can.

>>144467338
remember to choke on DEEZ NUTS BITCH@!!!!

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>>144467507

>>144468698
>>144467507


mean!!!

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Are there any well-known sociopaths I should avoid in Second Life? I don't want to get doxxed.

>>144471254
Archiplex

>>144471254
you

>>144471254
yeah avoid that bald fucking bastard slab.bulkhead he called my anime girl nastya nd gross and did a farting gesture on top of me then gave me his body and skin and said "here's a slicker avatar bro" what a fucking ass hat

>>144472139
Slab seems like a pretty nice guy though, I hung out with him and he was cool.

>>144471254
Kopy, Boyd Campbell, Britbong, Skills Hax, anybody from TWH, anybody from MAGE and most regulars at violet.

>>144471254
also stay away from Union Dascoyote/Harbor Cray - that's another furry shithole

>>144475742

What's TWH and MAGE?

>>144477551

that's not nice

>>144475742
deathbysnuggle

>>144478591
Say, that car looks kind of familiar

>>144467338
Shut up, Quoth is an autistic creeper and needs to be kicked out and banned from the group.

>>144480631
it's only familiar if you're running from THE LAW

>>144482068

How is Quoth a creep and why do you feel like she should get banned from the group?

>>144482471
The guy is a total sperg.

Quoth is nice. I hang out with her on occasion and she hasn't done anything cringey or creepy.

>>144482471
They're probably referring to the events where Quoth threated Rein with strangulation as well as Anna, and constantly talking whomever was nearby's ear off, jawing on about their beastiality interests and wanting to strangle Cotton Candy Mandy for not putting out before she went into hiding due to his constant stalking

>>144483106
don't forget managing to scare off the most arrogant trans lord of them all Ayano

>>144483180
Who are all the trans lords in /vg/ right now and in the past?

>>144482471
Fairly rude too

>>144484398

is that a sea anemone in her butt?

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>>144484607

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>>144483180
>>144483259

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>>144487697

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personal responsibility

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While exploring the one of the big continents, came across this roadside stand of ... mismatched and overpriced junk. I wondered who would own such a place. Didn't expect an actual wizard.

>>144483106
wait, Quoth is the one who scared Mandy off?

>you'll never sim hop someplace cool

>>144491967
Once a season something interesting is found.

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>>144492405
once a season my ass, people just don't always share what they found.

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>>144493196
Ok, I'll share...

>>144493196

Cum is fucking gross. I'll never understand swallowing and facials.

>>144493547
t. your ex

!airhorn

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>>144494537
airhorn this

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>>144493196
Besides the wizard stand, found this shell of a man in the middle of nowhere. Not sure what to do with him.

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>>144493547
>>144494145

>>144495660

You can't snipe him. You can't tackle him.

Not without squishing something precious.

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hey /vg/ bois ;)

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>>144500454

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>>144500454
god that looks like generic anime moe shit, how about you fuck off and come back in 20 minutes with something that doesn't look like it was copied from whatever generic 2cool4u 4chan memes 'dance' club you frequent

>>144500454
haha so cute in the back x3

>>144501446
No you don't understand they're being ironically generic

>>144471254
anyone who still hangs out with minami coba or minami herself

>>144502153
i dont like that gremlin!!!