Dota 2 - /d2g/

Secret warming up for the real thing which is TI 6. Everyone knows that.

5th for CHOTTO MATTE and also KUDASAI

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

CHOTTO MATTE

Remember to report this early as fuck shitposting OP

what am i supposed to do for the next seven hours

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>11 memes early

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>>144307676
THE STORY OF ARTOUR "RTZ" BABAEV:

Join EG -> 3rd place TI, buys Midas and tries tolo solo Rosh while they lose base

Leave EG -> Join Secret, EG wins DAC and TI, Secret gets 8th at TI

Leave Secret -> Join EG, Secret wins Major, EG 3rd or some shit.

Leave EG -> Join Secret, LOSE EVERYTHING

Can you fucking explain it to me, why is this fucking retard wanted by any team?

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What went wrong?

people like alchemist should be purged

>>144327137
gotta MATTE

>>144327120
NANI?

>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut

>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2

ABANDON THREAD
QUICK

LoL has better matchmaking than this piece of shit game.

>>144327273
CH-
CHOTTO MATTE

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>SUGOI
>CHOTTO MATTE

>>144327225
at least he didnt go naked radiance like every 4-6k retard alch I see

>>144327217
no one has figured out how to accurately identify a players impact all they can do is judge them based off skill

mechanically rtz is pretty skilled, he brings almost nothing to the team though

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OG TO WIN TI!

>>144327193
Wanna be my friend? :3

>>144327537
MAJIDE?!

WELCOME TO CHINESE DOTA MOTHERFUCKER

>>144327325
sugoi desu

>>144327728
Arigatou, senpai!

Reminder that you should join /d2g/'s official Discord!

https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TDXBUaJ
https://discord.gg/0dRxGYLssGPhKFor
https://discord.gg/0w3rM5KlFbiX21eL

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>no good streams are on
W-What do /d2g/?

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GAMES THAT ARE BETTER THAN DOTARD
-LOL OF LEGENDS

GAMES THAT ARE BETTER THAN LOL
-OVERWATCH

NICE GAME DOTARDS

>>144327737
M-Maybe

>>144327914
what the fuck is a discord

Chotto matte kuda- Chotto matte.
Na'Vi beat Secret?

>>144328116
Join the official discord qt :3

>>144328132
Next generation of instant messaging.

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>tfw you misspell your professor's surname in the monograph you just delivered
Should I send him an e-mail stating my mistake? maybe he feels offended and lowers my grade If I don't tell him.

>>144328308
You should offer him your boipucci for being sorry.

>>144328132
communication program with voice capabilities like skype, teamspeak, mumble

>>144328195
>next gen marketing bs
kys nigger jew

>>144328308
What is a monograph?

https://twitter.com/NoobFromUA/status/738803812346007552
nice game dotards

>>144328483
wtf

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what is the point of this being inscribed
why do I have it

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>>144328434
The term "monographia" is derived from the Greek 'mono' (single) and grapho (to write), meaning "writing on a single subject". Unlike a textbook, which surveys the state of knowledge in a field, the main purpose of a monograph is to present primary research and original scholarship. This research is presented at length, distinguishing a monograph from an article. For these reasons, publication of a monograph is commonly regarded as vital for career progression in many academic disciplines. Intended for other researchers and bought primarily by libraries, monographs are generally published as individual volumes in a short print run.

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>>144328308
>not doublechecking it and copy pasting it from another source
Anon pls

>>144328815
you got CHOTTO MATTE'd son

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>>144328483
>PLAYERS HATE HIM. VALVE ADORES HIM. FIND OUT HOW THIS DOTA 2 PLAYER WINS ALL OF HIS GAMES WITH 1 SIMPLE TRICK. FIND OUT HIS WIN CONDITION ****HERE****

>>144327914
is this the official one? I dont want to join some fake room

>>144329326
2 of those are official :)
The third is pretty epic too tho

>>144327914
I-Is this where the cuties hang out

>>144329438
no. please dont join our secret elitist servers

>>144329393
third is literally r/eddit
dropped

>>144329438
Only cuties allowed.

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>Try to git gud at Lion because the word Lion is in my name
>fail miserably
Literally how do I play this hero? I try use mana leak on the offlaner, blink>hex>stun>finger combo, what else am I missing?

>>144329662
Hello? is it me who you are looking for? i can see it in your eyes

I am literally the best 10 v 10 player here.

>>144329816
>playing the game
Jacky lmao

How to fix Slark

>Essence Shift no longer steals stats from enemy heroes, it just gives Slark the agi per hit
>Shadow Dance passive regen takes 3/2/1 seconds to kick in at their respective levels

>>144307676
I want to _ug reinessa

>>144329662
>what else am I missing?
how to actually play as support

>LOL look at me buying wards xDDD!!!
>what's that? mid's getting tower dived?!?? b-b-but i have to stack this camp first! and i dont have a tp!

post your dream team

>ice
>iceice
>iceiceice
>fear
>nofear

>>144330270
EE
w33
misery
puppey
pld

>>144330270
>singsing
>bamboe
>black
>1437
>comewithme/kuroky
;_;

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>>144329662
lion has really high kill potential in lane. If you communicate with your carry can you destroy the lane, especially against a solo offlaner

mana drain is useless after lane because it is just not convenient to use in fights and your spells cost so much. put 2 levels in it in lane and then never put anymore and buy arcane boots

make sure wards are always out of stock carry tp because you can tp to any lane and secure a double kill if they are diving
use extra gold to build blink -> aghs

when you hit like level 4 you can gank mid really easily

works best if you have another roaming hero to walk around the map with and just delete people

most people who play carry are dogshit at lion becayse he has like 600hp and you actually need good positioning

stay back in fights and save all your spells for their biggest carry and just chain them so he is out of the fight for like 6 seconds

>>144330270
miracle
w33
sumail
King.R
sonnieko

Allahu Akbar!
This is a Ti winning team that nobody can beat. Literally nobody can beat them.

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>those odds on the EG vs mski game
In all honesty how shit is mski? I don't think I've watched a single on of their games

>>144330452
3 out of 5 isn't bad
all they need to do is kick bone7 for black

>>144330557
Replace any kingR with kuroky too.

>random ET
>go aghs
>lose

ok, whats the item build for this guy?

>>144330560

They're a SEA team. What exactly are you expecting?

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Who /midas/ here?

Never fall back in farm if you get it :3

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>>144330552
Thanks

>>144330075
Don't project your 1k pub experiences on me please.

>>144330802
>>144331034
This. After that you get refresher for the double ult

>>144330570
>3DPD
CHOTTO MATTE ANON

>>144327225
>pa 7 slots

?

ANY

STREAMS

UP?

>>144327374
literally no one goes naked radiance anon

>>144331329
NANI?
ANTA YOWAI KA?

So where did Chotto Matte Kudasai come from?

Did someone start speaking Japanese on stream?

>tfw nobody playing right now

>>144331606
no it is a shitty forced samefag meme

>>144331606

somebody sure is a weeaboo

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>the crumbling city-state of Team Secret

>>144331606
EE said it when he paused in one of secret's games today

>>144329662
How can you fail with one of the easiest supports in the pool? Hes also one of my fav ones which makes me sad ;_;
You play it depending on your team, if you have someone in your team buy wards and cour, buy boots, tango and salve or ffire, if not, just buy all the shit yourself, without the boots and all
At level one you either take hex or spike, depending on if youre contesting rune or not, if more enemy heroes are coming or not, etc.. Judge on your own if theres only one hero coming, take hex, if theres more but one is far from the rune and one is close, take hex again, if theres multiple of them closeby, take stun and try to get most of them, if possible
During lane, try harrassing the offlaner as much as you can with your aa's, you have nice base damage which is easy abusable in lane and you can set up kills easy with your 3.6 sec disable at lvl 2
Also, once you hit level 2, try going mid for an easy kill if you cant kill the offlaner or do anything else
At level 3, i usually take another point into stun because idk, i cba with 1-1-1 honestly, i rather just go back and trade some time and money than having 0.5 less disable and 60 damage less for 100 mana drain in total
As for items, tranquils, blink, force staff, lens are all good items, depending on how your game goes and which position you are, you should get some of theese sooner or later
Idk what else to say, if theres some more stuff you wanna hear or know, just ask because i cant think after being out for 14h

>>144330570
i'd rut her

I can't even fathom how this Secret can't work. Its equally as bad as Secret 1.0 with Notail and Fly.

>>144331606
It's one thread old you retard

Observe >>144308993

@144331996
thanks for the epic wall of text nobody will ever read you stupid nigger

>>144332074
You mean n0lans and fitjew you looser.

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>>144332130
Why does it being 1 thread old make me a retard?

I don't browse /d2g/ when actual games are going on. I just focus on the games.

>>144332147
NANI?

>>144331334
moon shard has an active that consumes the item and gives you a permanent attack speed buff

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>>144331606
CHOTTO MATTE is a meme now, get used to it pleb.

>>144332074
it has arteezy on it
and universe hasnt played outside of eg for how long? no idea why he left they werent even doing that badly

>>144332147
Fuck off you fucking retarded piece of useless human trash, you can suck my big fucking dick while i slap your fucking head for being this fucking useless holy shit

>>144332254
I posted it between games, got any more excuses, retard?

>>144332302
theres nothing wrong with being jewish tho

I'll have a choto latte

>>144332130
daily reminder that "chotto matte" is proper japanese

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>>144332441

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>>144332421
>the arteezy curse will never die
>puppey gave him a second chance, despite just winning a major AND knowing he's cursed

>>144332236
Based EU mods protecting us from evil.

CHOTTO MATTE

>>144332523
Chotto matte KUDASAI
Is proper japanese.

>>144332501
Between games = games aren't done for the day and are still going on.

Browsing /d2g/ at all while the stream is live is a pleb-tier activity.

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>be me
>wanted to know more about new d2g menes
>google "CHOTTO MATTE"
>there is a fucking PERUVIAN restaurant in my country named like that

Why it always has to be Peruvians?

really loving the animeneet shibboleth forced meme tbqhwu

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>>144332693
chotto matte = wait
chotto matte kudasai = please wait
both are proper

How did you deal with losing your DotA skills as you got older, d2g?

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>>144332742
their next president is going to be this lady, who is japanese in origin.

also her dad was president like a decade ago or something.

they actually have a lot of japanese there.

>>144332842
One is proper, one is peasants talking to eachother in an unproper manner.

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@144332812 ▶

>be le epic shiboletth XD memer bating
>thinking he will get a free (you)

FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F

>>144332886
I started dota when I was 19 and I haven't improved so I just stopped playing the game.

>>144332812
AnimeNEETs are basically animeNormies

>>144332997
i am such le proper gentlemen samurai xD always saying please while my hand is stroking my whacky-jashi for instant sudoku in the time of shamefur dispray

>>144332997
one is for close friends, the other is for other people.

JUST LIKE IN ENGLISH, YOU DON'T TELL UR TEACHER TO WAIT, YOU SAY "PLEASE WAIT, TEACHER," BUT WHEN UR WITH UR BUDDY YOU SAY "WAIT."

guys how do i learn to last hit with extreme precision like pros do?

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mfw there are people here that LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY know fucking JAPANESE

You could have learned a relevant language instead of weebtalk guys

>>144333625
Practice

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you'll cowards dont even smoke crack

>>144327080
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>>144333037

uhh ... dota?

>>144333625
gotta learn from ichiban rast hitteru like Ichiro

>>144333735
ALL ME

>>144333037
>>144328308

>Not dota

???

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and I still got like 8 or 9 predictions right

not even esports can save this shithole

>>144333297
Holy shit, this post is gold.

>>144333956
This.

>>144330075

>3 minutes early and our mid is being 2 man dived?
>don't worry senpai, i'll tp mid for you
>HO-HOL UP
>i-is that a b-bounty rune?

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>4 (you)s

???

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4

JUST

FUCK

MY

SHIT

UP

SENPAI

>>144334149
Is Our Teasy gonna suicide this year?

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???

>>144332742
>CHOTTO MATTE
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>144334027
Muchas arriba tows*, senpai

*Translator's note: Arriba Tow means to tow something up the hill**
**Translator's note: Also known on the internet as "upvote"

i don't mind them holding a major in manila but they need to broadcast it at euro hours.

>>144334405
And this one sucks. Should've quit at your peak.

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>playing ranked
>kermit the frog gets on VoIP
"Hey I picked kunkka for you to go mid with"

what do?

>>144334653
see
>>144334149

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>best groups played today
>secret got last
>navi is back
>chinese domination

all is going well

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>tfw Finland wins teh dota bowl

>>144334570
Just watch it on YouTube or something, anon-senpai.

I was too tired to watch the second Wings DC series.
Is it worth a look?

i don't mind them holding a major in manila but they need to broadcast it at usa hours.

>>144334720
>mfw DC does

>>144334784
Nah, it's just boring/sad.

>>144334713
who is this cutie

WHO
H
O

i need to know her name NOW

>>144334940
ellen page

>>144333735
>34 (You)s
thanks nerd

>>144334713
Oh my God!

May I inquire about this cute girl's name and whereabouts?

Thank you very much!!

>>144333735
So many (you)
Arigatou senpai!

>>144334784
everything got boring after navi dc game 2

>>144334754
dunno watching a vod is just not the same

DOTA SUCKS

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FOR LIFE!!!!

HAHAHAHA

>>144335437
LOL EPIC LET ME HIGH FIVE YOU

>only just figured out that Saksa != Sockshka
I thought it was strange how well he was playing

>>144335437
*punch you in the face*

Guys, guys

is Cyborgfatt actually fat?

>>144335531
I don't understand what you typed.

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>>144335321
>Arigatou
It's "arigato" actually. There is an amazing sinth-pop hit from the 80' that literally says:

DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO
DOMO DOMO
DOMO DOMO

>tl;dr It's arigato, not arigatou

>>144335437
Yeah. That's why we only watch esports

>>144334865
"NA TEAM" AM I RIGHT?

>>144335706
Arigatou for enlightening me, senpai!

>ixmike is 24
>looks about twice that
how does he do it?

>>144335930

that's what an all-american™ diet does to you

>>144335930
Same way I look half my age.

>>144336005
7?

>>144336005
me to, im 25 but i look younger for some reason

>>144336264
h-how young are we talking here?
wanna ss?

WEW LADDIES BASED REDDIT JUST POSTED A WAY TO CRASH THE SERVERS ON THEIR FRONTPAGE GUESS EVEN THO I WAITED THE ENTIRE WEEK TO PLAY DOTA ON THE WEEKEND I WONT BE ABLE TO BECAUSE AGAIN SOMEONE HAD TO POST THE INFO HOW TO RUIN THE GAME FOR THEM SWEET REDDIT COINS

WOW GEE THANKS REDDIT

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>>144336185
D-D-D-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

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>>144336406
>tfw no /ss/ bf

>>144336185
I look 12 :3

>>144336406
just 5 years also im a normie not into sexual weird stuff

>>144336708
Steam?

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how do i make myself sound cuter on the mic

staying hydrated did NOT work

>>144336991
Post Steam and we can work out your perfect voice.

>>144336991
summer swimwear chest fucking when?

>>144336991
morphvox desu

>>144336991
Post your steam! We can pretend to be girls together! :3

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>Safelane refused to by wards and dust against Broodmother
>Perplexed as to why this happened, checks dotabuff
>"High Skill"

Doesn't even happen in normal skill. The players are much more competent there.

>>144336991
>tfw will never sound cute on mic
>voice is too baritone

fug

>Navi is 4-0 and proceeds to the winner bracket
What happened familia?
>defeated Secret
>Secret kicked w33 and misery for RTZ and Universe
>Secret still lost to Navi
>Navi also beat w33 and misery's new team.
yfw all this shit show happened because Navi broke Puppey.

>>144337396
ok

>>144337203
but i am a real girl

>>144337396
>anyone below 5.5k
>competent

LMAO

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WE
ARE
GREEN

>>144337474
The only reason Na'vi is winning is because valve is scared of losing the russians.

>>144337203
i don't want to deceive people i just want to sound cute

>there are people in this right second on brazilian forums believing that wings is top 4 content

Please, someone throw bombs at my country.

>>144337581
I want to hear your cute voice.

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>>144336991
post a vocaroo of your favourite dotamons line and we will all judge how girly you sound

ill start

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FHPQuQXm1g

just dont hit on me silly boys

>>144337581
I just like sounding cute too!

>>144337773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcsL0stSFq

p-pls no b-b-b-bully

>>144337665
what if

what if the ti6 stretch goal is just one goal

100mil prizepool - Valve will buy a nuclear warhead and drop it in peru

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>Treant refuses to buy wards
>Gets aghs when they're pummeling barracks

Do these retards actually believe many wards later makes up for ZERO wards for like the first 30 min?

Like how do these people even survive in real life? They must be in debt, getting mugged, scammed and failed every class they ever had and fired from every job

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Hey, guys

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>>144337882

>>144337996
I guess I can use you to scout or jungle or some shit.

>>144337958
They think it's just a game breh.

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>>144337996
Hey cutie!

>no one listened to me when trade night happened and i immediately recognized arteezy had ruined two teams simultaneously
>no one listened when i told them.envy and rtz are the two most fluke pros in dota and they're extremely overrated
>No one listened when i told them group B was the least talented group in manila
>no one listened when i told them secret would never win
Korea wins, mother fuckers.

>>144337996
*spins externally*

>>144335138
No don't

She was the Nostalgia Chick

Now she is an SJW, that picture is a cropped version of the photo she took with Anita Sarkeesian

>>144331996
I don't know man, I do fine with most if not all supports, WD and Warlock are two of my most played with 70%+ winrate each
But I will keep trying to become the #1 Lion on d2g

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>>144337474

>going all out on a honeypot major

Secret won't even drop a game on TI6

>>144338256
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>group d

>>144338256
is there anyone who actually thinks EE is good?

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>>144338593
>EE is most recognized for how often he throws

>>144337474
Na vi is still a bottom four team at this event, along with secret, mineski and Alliance. They just have literally the piss easiest group. I fully expect them to lose every game they play in main event.

>>144338678
so they're worse than DC

despite defeating them 2-0 fairly convincingly

fantastic logic

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>>144337474

Na'Vi are going to get anally ravaged as soon as they meet one of the following teams:

OG
Newbee
Liquid
LGD
DC

Please slavbros stop hyping your shit team thank YOU

>"it's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean!! XD"

the normie says as he walks away with his 8x6 cock showing through his jeans.

What do I do about my tiny dick? Whenever girls see my 4 inch they make an excuse and run. So I haven't gotten it wet.

>>144338937
>convincingly
the first game was just an outdraft, that shit happens, the second was pretty close.

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>>144338276

League and Smite have loli/shota heroes, why doesn't Dota?

>>144334149
When will he snap and kill himself or someone else?

Has dota pro scene even had any such drama? Isn't it about time?

>>144338593
If you could put EE knowledge into !Attacker body for reactions and take Xiao8 decision making you would create a god.

>>144339004
>Pugna

>>144338975
crossdress

>>144338969
>LGD
PLEASE
>DC
PLEASE

>>144338362
Hmm.. Try playing lion as you play wd but bit more aggressive and roam more. I dont know how you play wd, if you go restoration or maeldict in lane, but imagine youre going maeldict and being somewhat aggressive and roam a bit as you can, now do that with lion aswell but bit more aggressive

SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

a non-honeypot major

BRUNO = ICEFROG?????

https://www.livecap.tv/t/dotamajor/uONEE4M6Q6W

>>144338417
Fuck that winning team-joining faggot.

If he could swap team during the match he would. Such a faggot.

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>>144339179
If secret lost TI by getting last place and disbanded, would you still call it a honeypot?

>>144339256

wow reddit calm down!

>Vigilante Fox courier

Anyone who uses this is a 200% furfag.

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>>144339203
It has been known for ages. Even pre-dating the mango-loving tweets Bruno made that one time at the TI4 EU hub we saw Bruno's skype address book and it had a ton of chinks, and it's no hidden fact that Icefrog is close with the Chinese community and asks both Chinese and Western pro-players their opinions on patches and hero changes.

>>144338969
They literally defeated DC 2-0 pham
I think Navi will lose to OG/Newbee/Liquid tho
also
>LGD
LUL LUL LUL

>>144338982
>just an outdraft
Yeah like good drafting is not a sign of a strong team
> the second was pretty close.
it was close and DC lost that means Navi beat DC family XD

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Soon

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>>144339297

Of course not, do you think I'm stupid or something? shaking my head to be honest

>>144339387
What if I use based Coco the Courageous

>>144339046
This actually can be pretty good.

>>144339463
>IceFrog is an Argentinian memer
No wonder game has turned into a memefest after 6.81

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>>144339463
>never forget

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>>144339046

what if I put my dick in your pleasure hole cutie?

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>Summer Sale adds a Dota chest that goes with the compendium
>Contains skimpy swimsuit outfits for most heroes
Predict the prizepool jump.

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>post-arteezy draft Team Secret are 0-2
YOU

CANNOT

MAKE

THIS

SHIT

UP

>>144339609
Coco isn't designed with human secondary sexual characteristics, so based Coco is not furshit.

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>>144339856
Reaches $30 million and fucks up everyone's predictions... again.

has artour been practicing kunkka mid?
why did they pick kunkka mid for him?

How come noone picks 4 position kunkka still? It's really pretty good

>>144340080
I know Pieliedie plays support Kunkka, saw him practicing it before Manila.

>>144339856
SOURCE

>>144340080
>they

you mean EE

because he is literally and unironically autistic, bad and retarded

>>144340080
kunkkas lvl 1/2/3 setup is fucking nothing compared to disruptor, and glimpse is arguably stronger in the mid/lategame anyways.

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>>144339463

It's been everything but confirmed that Bruno is icefrog, who else could demand Gaben to give his friend another shot at casting?

>>144340080
They wanted to do Crimson guard + kunkka ult which makes you take literally no damage

but they didnt ban slardar which is a direct counter

it was also fucking retarded to pick kunkka mid vs a drow lineup

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Whats the point of BoT rush ember when TP scroll costs only 50 gold, you have to use it 40 times to make up for its cost. Phase on the other hand along with Aquila are best damage/cost items you can get early game. Second battlefury isnt a meme either, you effectively double your cleave damage and no other item will give more overall damage in a realistic team fight scenario, even rapier.

>>144340276
kunkka has stuns
disruptor hasn't
kunkka can bait bkb's with X, then be ready to go 8 seconds later
disruptor cannot

Kunkka is a tanky melee hero who's boat buff doubles his EHP in a fight
Disruptor just fucking dies to that spectre or clinks or slark every single time

p-ppost bruno pls I-I'm in love with him!

>>144340413
>lower cooldown
>synergy with Fire Remnant
>easy as fuck to farm because lmao memefight meta
Gee

>>144340413
>TP to creeps
>Half-cooldown
ALL THE FARM

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>>144340414
>Kunkka can bait bkbs
>disruptor cannot

>>144340281
>Tfw the poo in loo who likes to direct e-sports at Valve hates your best friend

I feel bad for Bruno.

>>144340414
Disruptor can bait a bkb with glimpse or wall
Kunkka needs somewhat a nice amount of farm to do something
Disruptor only needs levels

>>144340281
what if bruno is valvebro?

>>144340414
>Disruptor cannot bait BKBs
absolute lmao

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Condolences dotards. You had a good run.

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What went wrong?

UPDATE

http://blog.dota2.com/2016/06/the-international-2016-collectors-cache/

>>144340572
>>144340664
incorrect
Disruptor needs to commit his ult or the person can just bkb TP out afterwards

thats not BAITING the bkb
thats "Your whole shit is countered by BKB"
You can also manta out of glimpse

>>144340718
>more tinkershit

STOP

STOP IT

>>144330802
Elder Titan's Agh's is literally useless since the enemy aren't going to be trying to attack you after getting hit by his ult, and they can just BKB or Manta off the disarm anyways. Next to Mirana it's probably one of the worst upgrades in the game.

You focus on getting utility shit that actually improves his damage output, like Veil or AC.

>>144340797
Why am i responding to baits.. I need to stop

>>144340698

see you in 3-4 months

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>>144340718
>That Chaos Knight set

ABSOLUTELY D I S G U S T I N G

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lmao dotards

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>>144340718
>WW set in the turbojew box

>>144340718
is there a way to see what these sets actually look like ingame instead of seeing stupid art

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Those sets, jesus fuck.
They are fucking U G L Y

why are they allowing this

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>>144330802
utility like a doom/bh

>>144340797
Glimpse into the lategame forces everyone to use bkb or die

Kunkka doesn't do shit

and if you are going to play him as a support then pick it as a support

Disruptor also has aoe doom when he gets aghs

>>144340987
LE COMMUNITY CONTENT XD

>>144340924
yes, open dota 2 and look at them ingame you retard

also no fucking way we're going past last years goal

>>144340910
ABSOLUTELY EPIC

NICE

FUCKING

GAME

DOTARDS

EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>tfw can't pick a dota2 waifu
>tfw can't main that one waifu and be perfect at playing them and literally no other hero

Did any of the meme tweets got through last night?

>>144341167
do i really have to open the video game in order to see what a cosmetic set looks like
cant they just upload a picture of the set instead of some epic fanart where i cant tell what the hero is
that doesnt seem like too much to ask

>>144340987
this desu famparino

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>>144341219
There is only one correct choice retard.

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>make lesh set
>give him a sword

what did valve mean by this

>>144341031

Disruptor cannot gank early
Disruptor has no stun
Disruptor has no DAMAGE

If the disruptor doesn't commit his ult after glimpse, you can blink out of it
Heros like timbersaw can just chain out of it
Overall kunkka is a much better hero than disruptor
But you pay for it in the early laning/lack of lvl 1 damage

>>144341392
either you are playing on a toaster or the textures are shit

>>144341391
Absolutely not waifu material. Very obviously a whore.

>removing a shit load of single items from complete sets to make into immortals

JEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>144338458
Mvp are going to win this tournament actually. And lgd and eg will place middling.
>>144339092
>>144339471
>they dont believe in agressif and march being led by xiao8
You're trash

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DAY 2 PREDICTIONS BOYS

>>144341392
Goddamn why are the textures so ugly.

Are they making these in gimp.

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why?

>>144327394
Secret reshuffle predict:

Puppan and diediedie get kicked.
And replaced by Peedur and Fear
Secret goes full NA
Fat Jew still stealing hundreds

>>144341219
go pure support VS
be THEIR waifu, anon

>>144341392
that doesnt even look like sven what the fuck
the store art made me think it was a league hero

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>>144340912
Look on the bright side, at least it wasn't this Winter Wyvern set that got in. After that Red Lion Skywrath set, I would not put it past Valve to do it.

>>144341392
>Sven and Abaddon have a child
>Its the guy from Overwatch

shieet

>>144341618
That´s a big horse heard.

>>144341647
why is the fat matt still involved if he's stealing hundreds?

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WHAT HERO IS THIS

>>144341167
KEK

Valve is so desperate they want people to login into the

>>144341478
It can at lvl 3
Has the field
Right click is enough early and late unless kunkka actually bought damage items he is a melee disruptor

same shit with x torrent

same shit with kunkka after the x

kunkka is literally useless

and then again all you described can be done as support kunkka there was no need to send him mid vs WR in a drow lineup where she gets +30 damage 5 minutes in

Bane set looks so good.

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How come puppey and EE are in the same team and EE is the one drafting?

>>144341732
SVEN XD

>>144339463
>Tfw I actually find this pic cute
Weeb contagion begone thou monster

>leshrac sven
>ugly family values meepo set actually got in
>of all the undying sets, the ugly egyptWEWUZKANGSnigger set got in
>furrybait ultra rare
fucking hell valve

>>144341805
Puppan is fucking tired of trying to draft for that retard.

FUCK i sold hats just to open this shitty chest hoping for SF

got CK set a hero i literally hate

is there anyone here kind enough to swap this shit for SF set?
SF is my fav hero but cant just open 15 chests hoping to get one

http://steamcommunity.com/id/prusslav

>>144341760
kunkka has a huge damage spike at lvl 6
meanwhile disruptor does nothing

Obviously its retarded to pick a mid kunkka, the clinks mid would have been better I think, and safelane kunkka, or just not pick a last pick darkseer & pick a mid hero there

>>144341906
Kill yourself.

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>unironically thinking this doesn't look badass

>>144341906

don't you have homework to do little guy?

>>144341906
>SF is my fav hero

That's the saddest thing I've read in this general all week.

haista janne vittu :D

>>144341845
she prefers black men

>>144342017
It looks like a bad ass alright.

>>144342020
whats wrong with that SF is litearlly one of like 3 canonical dota heroes that everyone at one point loved

fuck i want like 3 or 4 sets and these pieces of shit arent tradable. spending all that money just for 3 sets are you kidding me valve.

I would like the new sven set if textures were higher res

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>>144341845
AnimeNEETs literally run this thread

>>144342148
guess you gotta buy more big goy :^)

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>>144342135
>At one point loved
Never in all my years have I loved him.
Then again, I do love techies

This PA set is pretty sweet actually

>>144340836
Pretty sure the disarm is not removed by bkb

>>144339004

>Loli/Shota

Get your fucking weebshit out of here

This is an AMERICAN videogame because it was developed by an AMERICAN videogame company. It was coded in an AMERICAN language. It's only available on the PC which the japs HATE. Just because some of the players enjoy the otaku TRASH that originates from that country doesn't mean that there should be heroes created for you to masterbate to you sick fucker.

LMAO
THE CHAOS KNIGHT SET
LITERALLY
CONFIRMS IT
HE'S A NIGGER

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>>144341906
>Most played heroes
>Not a single KDA above 4
>Uses Nature's Prophet to tank his unranked winrate thinking it will somehow influence his ranked winrate

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>>144342283
kys piece of shit techies picker DIE

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>meepochopter

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>have down time
>play ability draft
>literally 1 autist raging

even in joke game modes you can't have fun

these sets dont even have custom icons or any effects

are you kidding me valve

>>144341989
>meanwhile disruptor does nothing
Disruptor most likely had ganked around the map and helps kill key heroes in the midgame

Kunkka
????

Disruptor always have the option to go aoe doom

when you are pushing it can send back heroes who tp and so on

Kunkka is bad disruptor and bad ember

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Where my normies @ ? :3

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I NEED that undying set
>tfw the set you get is the CK set

>don't care what sets look like
>just want particle effects, icons, and animations