Dota 2 general /d2g/

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

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>>144307569

>>144307587
>11 memes early

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nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/

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Xth for Jerax

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HE STORY OF ARTOUR "RTZ" BABAEV:

Join EG -> 3rd place TI, buys Midas and tries tolo solo Rosh while they lose base

Leave EG -> Join Secret, EG wins DAC and TI, Secret gets 8th at TI

Leave Secret -> Join EG, Secret wins Major, EG 3rd or some shit.

Leave EG -> Join Secret, LOSE EVERYTHING

Can you fucking explain it to me, why is this fucking retard wanted by any team?

>>144307737
You really can't deny that mechanically he is one of the best players in the game right now

But really he just breaks fucking teams

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nice team dotards

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Stay classy Twitch chat

>Blow echo
>Kill no one
>PL runs at your team
What do?

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>>144307857
ARE YOU KIDDING ME

ITS 2 0 1 6

I MEAN COME ON

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ah yes

>>144307802
Did you watch the games he played on puck today?
Literally 4k trash tier, I have no idea what you have that can back up "he is one of the best mechanical player right now".
Look at w33, he is miles ahead of rtz on a mechanical level, what w33 lacks is decision making from experience.

Rtz has nothing dude, get real.

i can understand secret losing to wings, but to navi?

just how

>>144307857
Don't ever repost twitch chat here again

>>144307857
>Being in twitch chat
Stay there fucking cancer

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Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

>>144307924
no seriously what is he thinking in these moments

DID YOU SEE W33 PURGING CLODSNAP?
A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS

>Only 1 method to deal with PL
>Blow it on your initation all the time
>Proceeds to get run over by PL
Jesus christ. Wings get your shit together.

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>>144307737

Now that Arteezy is the Anakin of Dota, when will his moment of redemption come?

>>144307946
Secret is a bad team and Navi is a top tier team
Simple as that

>>144307946
navi is miles better than wings

>>144307997
would be believable if it had been LoL instead of DotA

>>144307857

>actually literally non-metaphorically reading twitch chat

what the FUCK is wrong with you anyway?

>>144307924
Literally why?

>>144307802
yes I can

W33, Miracle, Fata, Mu, whoever plays mid for Wings, Sumail, Dendi are all better than him

>>144308051
w33 is neastea of dota

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>>144307997
That was a pretty comfy read, thanks anon!

>pick 4 cores
>win
????

DC 2-0 odds at 3.73

my fucking dick.

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>Wings in charge of actually finishing heroes off

>Doom borrowed Nyx
Hahahahaha. That was funny.

>>144307927

Just go back to re.ddit already

>>144307724
Jerax is MINE

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>144307802
>farm farm farm and rarely pulls game-changing plays
>"mechanically"
good at getting your cs doesn't automatically translate into being the best player

>>144308182
fuck man I only made 20 cents from their first series & I went to bed after secret lost
what the fuck is going on

misery #1 tactical feeder of the year

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THE FUCKING HEART ON THIS TEAM

thats how a team bonds you fucking heterosexuals

Is that long haired fuck their coach or an actual player

Resolution, the man who does not die.

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Alright, /d2g/, practice your Euro rhetoric now:
>NA teams aren't NA when then win
>CIS teams are only Yuro teams when they win

Alright, now you try!

Wings just can't kill the Gyro

>>144308237
Solid argument fanboy.
Solid fucking argument.

>>144307924
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ENVY GOT SO FUCKING SALTY HE GOT JAMES FIRED FOR SAYING HE WAS A WEAKNESS IN HIS TEAM

>>144307946

You're living in the past. Navi is already past the point where they need to prove themselves. They're a T1 team, and if not that then a very strong contender for that position.

Secret is the one's living on the players' past fame.

>DC is the only team where the players don't like they are about to kill themselves when they win

Only team with soul on the Dota 2 scene?

That team spirit

>>144308328
Moo

black looks so uncomfortable kek

>>144307997
>tfw at comfy 3k

where the bitches at

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CAP WE LOVE YOUR SMUG FACE

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>Black's expression

>>144308328

It's the team's designated boipucci, DC ravages it when they lose and tenderly make love to it when they win.

>>144308346
yes, dc are our guys

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Cap is so fucking based.

>wake up
>Secret out
>Na'Vi 2:0's both matches
Are Na'Vi, dare I say, back?

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Post your guy Cap

>>144308047
he's the average anime shitposter. he has self destructive tendencies. his waifu, Artourzee, will never touch his boipussy.

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Based smug cap

I'm glad Misery and w33 found a good team
Definitely better than that shithole Secret

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apology for poor engrish

when were u when dota becomes of the kawaii?

i was at enemy jungle farming creep when juggernaut ulti

'excalibur'

'no'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWgB33mqEg

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

AYYYYYYYYYY B^)

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MY NAME IS MAXIMUS DECIMUS MISERYIUS

AND I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

I dont hate sunsfan, but he's so fucking irritating

But im so fucking happy for DC. W33 and Misery, getting kicked from team for whom they won fucking major, doing 10times better than secret, really brings a smile on my face

JESUS CHRIST BLACK^ OPEN YOUR T-SHIRT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

He is literally trying to hang himself

>>144308108
but merloobi said wings is top dog amazing team most likely gonna win major

just woke up

what did i miss

any new memes?

>>144308334
I mean, come on, DC started to perform well when they took player from EU scene and kicked typical NA players like TC. It's just blatantly obvious that the EU scene has more good players while NA is pretty much just all stacked to EG.

>>144308462
THIS
fuk that guy who steal money

CUTE HUGS

someone post black

>>144308509
see

>>144307924

>>144308507
Merlini is a watched up shitter.

>>144308442
BUDMO

HEY

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someone WEBM that DC team bonding cute !

THE JEW WON

>>144308446
>Secret out
seriously? that is fucking hilarious

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>>144307724

Only team that's as our guys as Liquid can only be Penix

asshole cap is best cap

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>>144308551
Can you believe what he used to look like?

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>>144308464
anime was a mistake

>>144307924
lmao EE or RTC will always throw

>>144308494
now that you mentioned it misery really looks like Lucius Vorenus

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>>144307724
benis :DDD

>>144307737
Really though, what the fuck is wrong with him? I do think it's this cunt's fault but I have no evidence.

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>>144308446
>shitcan tier 3 team beats a shitcan tier 3 team
>back
tell me when they beat someone worth watching

Nyx getting doomed while burrowed is the funniest shit ever

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>>144308551

Vintage

>>144308676
Wow Soe even experimented with short hair back then

>>144308676
This can't be real.

>>144308536
No, it's because the NA scene is a huge circlejerk.

New players are prevented entry because of people like Trash Carry aka Top Cuck being picked up and imploding teams.

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DC has made Dota Great Again

get fucked Secret, fucking backstabbing kikes

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>>144308732
These 2 are literally the /ourest guys/

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Will next game be the game where Shadow Demon makes his glorious come back?

Stay tuned.

>>144308821
>supporting literally Team Reddit

nahaz keeps saying "solid"

why?

>>144308808
it is real
he literally had one of those thyroid conditions that makes people really fat

>>144308867
>next game
more like next patch, see you in 6.88

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nice

>>144308897
It was popular in the 70s when he was growing up

>>144308909
SD fuck shits on almost every carry this meta

I want Meepo to be picked at least once this major
DC please deliver

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Imagine standing behind EE as he's drafting.
Reserve time is running out, he's rummaging through heroes when suddenly he goes

CHOTTO MATTE

KUNUKA GA

KUNUKA SAN SUGOI DESU NE

>>144308897
He is constantly trying to not reveal that he is a fraud and has no actual knowledge about this game.

DON'T BULLY BLACK

THAT BOLD SPOT ON HIS FUCKING HEAD

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>>144308835
T-they're cute

No homo though

Do you think they've kissed in the sauna?

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>>144308993
>CHOTTO MATTE

>>144308140
then rtz is idra confirmed?

Did he just dodge answering the what went wrong in navi games question?

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>>144308993
>CHOTTO MATTE

this guy looks so much like the drug dealer in Workaholics

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>>144309014
O DAMN

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>>144309026

You don't have sex in sauna despite being naked

How hard is this to understand for foreigners

>>144309014
Where the hell did that come from? Was that there at memeleague?

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Unpicked heroes as of Day 1.

I wanted to included banned but not picked heroes as black and white but I have to leave now and don't have time to do it. Next time I post this I will include it.

Moo explains that NA teams get salty and angry when they lose. And DC don't do that when they lose.

>>144309130
Oh my fucking god what happened

>>144308993
"yo puppan get me a mid hero that will lose us the game!"
"say no more senpai"
picks kunkka

>>144309053
that would be correct
can't find a guy more similar to him
also early ggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yOw-hYMbDY

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What?
How the fuck is he completly bald ontop, but havent lost anything infront?
Is this even possible?

>>144309182
He's a monk.

>>144309156
pl was literally just picked last game, step it up senpai

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>can lane and solo pretty much anywhere
>can harass the shit out of anyone he's laning against with toggleable arrows
>forces enemy team to buy sents and dust
>even if you shit on him in lane he can still come back thanks to how much damage arrows do with little items
>ult makes him super tanky albeit temporarily
>PERFECT item progression thanks to bloodthorn now eliminating the need for mkb & daedelus, and deso stacking with arrows
>can fucking solo through backdoor protection with just a deso and maybe moon shard + 1st and 2nd skill

All it took was the unique attack modifier change to propel this hero from ok to fucking top tier

>>144309182
There are different types of balding

>>144309182
>>144309130
How has this never come up before

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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE MEMER OF PREMATURE BALDING

TYPE BALD SPOT GET YE GONE IN 3.14 SECONDS OR BE DOOMED TO COMBOVERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

>>144309156
Wasn't there just a PL game?

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>>144308993

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>>144308993
>CHOTTO MATTE

>>144309130
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>144308819
And literally who would these people be? Bananaslamjamma? MSS? monkeys-forever? All the tier 2 players are leading the leaderboards. There really isn't any new hidden talent.

>>144309156
pl was picked
heroes that will be picked
omni, lc, axe, sk, ck, aba, ursa, bh, ta, brood, mepo, ss, zeus, lina, jakiro and for some reason, pugna

mark my words

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>>144309181
rip in piss DJ Nasal, assburger kid, terminally ill wife

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Shots fired at Secret again and again. Even Moo is in on it.

>>144309251
>with a sauna

ok rate this major 1st day

MVP PHOENIX VS LGD IS GOING TO BE INSANE

>>144308993
>CHOTTO MATTE
Wat

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>>144309134
As a foreigner who had sex in a sauna, I dare to differ

>>144309346
Dondo/10

>>144308787
>getting triggered this hard secretfags

>>144309304

Ritsu was legitimately a promising carry but reddit decided to lynch him because he was black

should I bet on mvp? are they gonna trounce lgd?

>>144309385
So a total of 1 carry players that are the same level as Beesa to show.

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>>144309309
good, it was a good idea of mine.

>>144309384
i really like following secret because it's fun to hate on them, but they're not the favorites by a long shot

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>>144308993
>CHOTTO MATTE

>>144309346
How does the MANILA major have the best production value

>>144309241
BALD SPOT GET YE GONE

>>144309346
bretty good m8, can't get much better then this

and production is great, i'd just maybe step it down a bit, that courier cams and ward comes are nice at times, but are kind of an overkill imo

9/10

>>144309156
Shadow demon was actually picked by some team? Which?

>>144309346
10/10

no sheever
Secret getting absolutely anally devastated
no production issues

Literally perfection

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>>144309014
ive been telling you
siractionbald

>>144309346
OPPA DENDI

>>144309372
Because saunas outside of suomi arent saunas

>>144309182
shit happens, i suffer the same malady, the difference is i actually started buzzing my head when the bald spot became noticeable

>EG tomorrow

will they play as bad as secret?

>>144309461
Wings vs DC

>>144309473
I swear to god he has shaved it like that dude, its impossible to bald like this.
t.doctor in hairloss.

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>>144309406
>doubt on lgd

?

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guys what has Madara been up to toda?

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2 points for correct winner and score
1 for correct winner

Art of Suffering has 16 out of 20. Na'Vi must have tipped him on the fix.

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bald

>>144309528
they will probably still end up in the winner bracket but they will be knocked down to the losers after the first series then get knocked out

>>144309385
>Strat leaking didn't happen
Hi Ritsu

someone post the webm of DC team spirit after winning

>Vici Gaming
Nice production dotards

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>>144309576
>>144309473

i kekd

>>144309620
Secret will never win.
Ez immortals.

>>144309548
>Pulling an LGD
>It is the act of pulling a perfect group stage, followed by getting BTFO in actual tournament

>>144309241
>TYPE BALD SPOT GET YE GONE

>>144309554
>the russian caster team has only ex-pro, highly knowledgeable players
>the english caster team has literally two players who have reached 5k. the rest is Nahaz and sir actionbalds

HOW IS THIS FAIR?

>>144309251
>>144309372

It's not forbidden, it's just not a norm

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>>144309241
BALD SPOT GET YE GONE

>>144309224
>dies to a nuke's fart
>first to be stunned in any memefight
>is in le epic meta of tanky shits
>when stunned goes down quick and doesn't do shit

He is good but it's not his meta and he needs to get solo pick offs unlike invoker that can just farm shit up. With proper initiation he is scary tho.

>>144309620
Secret will never win. EZ

>>144309241
bald spot get ye gone

WHERE IS MY ESPORTS

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>OG already favs.
EASY.

>>144309440
PGL doing production

It's a romanian crew that also does production for most cs:go events so they're fairly experienced in this field

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>>144309540
maybe he got plugs and now whats left of his natural hair is falling out

WON A TI LOYAL TO HIS TEAM SUPA MIDA DOES NOT CHOKE OR RAGE LOVED BY EVERYBODY ALWAYS SMILING WHEN HE'S ON CAM LEGEND HAS A OWN GLOBAL TWITCH EMOTE BETTER MEME THAN "ARTDOOR" MEME

I just woke up, what the fuck happened with secret

So wait, is Shitrekt ALREADY OUT???

How the fuck am I supposed to follow these matches when they literally play through the night? God damn chink timezones.

>>144309156
Maybe now roaming BH support will stop being picked and unfailingly throwing in my shitty pubs

>>144309951
OVERRATED PLAYER NEVER WINS ANYTHING RUINS EVERY TEAM HE JOINS ALWAYS RAGES SMALL DICK ALWAYS WRONG MUST BE RTC

>>144310045
>typical shitrekt retard.

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>>144307682
>tony isn't meta

>>144309807
Reminder that w33 used to look up to n0lans. Now he's surpassed him.

>>144310024
they fell for the rtz and universe are good meme

rip

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>>144310045
Secret dead nigga, dey dead

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>>144310024
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

>>144310024
too much choking for pld to handle

>>144310045
they're just in lower bracket

>>144309550
probably sending smug pictures of himself to fng lately

>>144310024
EE uses bkb so PLD can't relocate him out and then both die.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10386011
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386011
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386011

>>144310221
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10386011
where are our guys you retard

>>144309307
wasn't following, what happend to him again?
His wife is dying and kid is retarded ? damn

Did Nony hang himself yet?

>>144308336

you know you belong there so why don't you go?

>>144310324
What team am i missing? I literally couldn't figure it out

>>144310024
>fy puppey, i'm picking this game
>ook eesama just dont fuck up
>hey artour
>yes?
>fuck you
>kunkka is picked

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>>144310464

what about the wings series though

>>144310385
complexity?

>>144310385
Secret of course.
Arteezy =/= Secret, since we only root for Secret because of our guys EE and Puppey, not Arteezy.

>>144310464
wat
I swear they are viewing this as honeypot. don't count them out for TI in spite of everything

>>144309241
BALD SPOT GET YE GONE

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Our guys playing in 11 hours.

>>144310221
LITERALLY anyone but mvp and liquid are 100% trash tier

>>144310567
We don't know if MVP is still good.

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>>144309241
>tfw already balding

>>144310464
puppeyapologist my fucking sides more like

>ohshit jacky i dont know what the fuck to do or pick, do you wanna try drafting this game?
>sure pup
>aight universe you like playing Darkseer right, so lets go with that
>lfmao boys i saw this attacker guy on twitch, hit me up with that kunkka f a m
>im gonna play clinkz speed gaming let's gooooo

hello yes where is my stream k???

>>144310627
everyone is balding family its just how life is

>>144310627
minoxidil helps

no memes. it really works.

Dendi is taking this major.

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DON'T WORRY GUYS,SECRET IS SAVING STRATS FOR TI6

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>>144309134

For americans nudity = sex on every context. That's why they are such a sick, degenerate society.

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>>144310663

>>144310626
>We don't know if MVP is still good.
fuck you and everyone who doesnt consider MVP the /OUREST/ of guys regardless of their performance.

>>144310739
nope, newbee.

Most based player, day 1 - Dend
Most JUST player, day 1 - rtc

Does Puppey regret kicking w33 & Misery yet

>>144310663
Lmaoing my ass off

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>>144310849
nope, liquid

>>144310868
sorry but rtc is no JUST match for EE

>>144310739

Alliance will win their group and advance to grand finals to dumpster dondo again.

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>wake up
>Secret got shit on

>>144309241

BALD SPOT GET YE GONE

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Reminder that le sneaky behind the scenes man is responsible for all the secret shuffles.

>>144309156

ummmm kunkka is missing

:^)

>>144310820
I only care about whose good

>>144310663
They all played so awfully that game that it felt like they were losing on purpose

why normies hate secret so much?

>>144310939
pay denbts

>>144311006

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!

SECRET DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE!!!!!! THEY HAVE A BIG MANSION IN TURKEY AND A BUNCH OF GIRLS!!!!!!!!

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>>144310939
>can't pay
>kick people out instead

Is there a webm of EE's intentional feed on Clinkz?

>>144310947
you only care about cocks in your ass anon get out of here

>not saving strats on a honeypot major

LMFAO Secret got this, easiest TI6 of their lives

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This isn't over

I want my TI6 invite

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im a low 5k player that just pciks whatever is good and no longer plays it when it no longer is good

i dont have a single hero im actually good at 2bh

rate my plan: play storm or ember everygame and maybe get good at them

is that better than just playing lifestealer/slark now to later stop when a patch hits?

i just dont feel like im improving even if my points get higher

>>144309241
>BALD SPOT GET YE GONE

>>144311030
who in their right mind would want to live in cockroach turykey?
Fucking ISIS breeding pool and mudslimes as far as the eye can see.

>>144309346

10/10

>>144311030
shitrekt fans, everyone

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Guess that dotamon

>>144311136
nah, never heard or seen it. try again yesterday m8.

>>144311195
ember is dog shit farm vacuum

>>144311136

There's literally one in this FUCKING THREAD

>>144311189
THE DELEGATES, GABEN

HAND THEM OVER

>>144311136

see>>144307924

>>144311240
tinker

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>>144311195

A lot of people used to do this back in the day. But now that every hero is HoN levels buffed, farm is way easier to get and every fucking item gets a game saving active; you really have to go with the flavor of the month hero if you want to break 6.5k.

DOTA IS DEAD.

>>144311247
>>144311283
>>144311312
sorry I'm not a nerd who spends all day on the computer haha lmfao xd

>>144311240
Mirana

>>144311240
PRIESTESS

>>144311240
Drow?

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>>144311447
>>144311439
>>144311434
>>144311326
all wrong

>>144310916
Dondo just ratted against DC in a far superior way than Alliance have ever done it. It was the only thing navi didn't know how to do.

>>144311493
>your own build
kys my man

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Reminder that MVPWNL

>>144311382
i just literally gave you the webm and you called me nerd

fuck off you fucking degenerate faggot

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>>144311702
wew look at this nerd haha WEW

>>144311374
and the flavour of the month hero is who?
I'm currently spamming support doom, dp mid and safelane void to climb to 6 k, and if you ask another 5.5-7k player they will tell you 3 other heroes, and someone else will tell you 3 other heroes.
flavor of the month loses its meaning when it becomes flavors of the month anon.

>>144307924
The only hero EE should play is huskar with Puppey/PLD saving him using dazzle/oracle. Because he's a fucking brainless diver

>>144311537
It wasn't ratting, his Tinker destroyed DC in teamfights.

>>144311813
And they wouldn't have lost their rax and throne if it wasn't for that ratting meddling lonedruid.

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>>144311769
kys dudester
post steam

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O U R
G
U
Y
S

what are the best things that happened during the major so far?

only saw a little bit, damn time zones man

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>>144309884
>PGL
>PINOY GAMING LEAGUE
>PINOY
>ROMAMIAN

E-eh?
NANI?

>>144311928
i thought moo was some twinky fag

>>144311925
I don't understand this image

why is the game picture Lina but the drawing in the front Crystal Maiden

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hoping to see some terrorblade picks today

>>144311929
Na'Vi are back and Dondi is happy again.

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>>144312034

>>144312008
who cares you nerd lmao

>>144311929
Courier cam
Rune cam
Gank cam
Multi lane cam
Multi siege cam
100/10 production value.

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>>144311928
so much heart

>>144311374
>HoN levels buffed
Literally every hero ever only got nerfed, dota heroes are like twice or three times as strong as HoN heroes after all this powercreep. I dont know wtf youre talking about

>>144311929
Secret is worse than ever

DC is good

N0lans won a few games, making him overconfident = they will drop out next games

>>144312127
webm where
I need that bonding

>>144311928
>cargo pants in 2016
lmfao
m
f
a
o

not our guys

>>144311928
misery just cant contain his smugness anymore

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>>144312118
Wow this is some /b/ tier bait

>watched every game that I could on major events
>never got a single heroic drop
>tfw

I just want that heroic golden baby roshan, man.

>>144312323
toaster u r sugoi :3

Why do all heroes in this game use jizz as a weapon? Weaver jizzes out whenever he uses swarm, broodmother jizzes eggs, nyx shits out spikes. How am I supposed to make children play this?????????

>>144312212
twitch dot tv/dotamajor/v/70195953

13:02:40 someone make a webm

>>144312395
sir please this is a christian board

>>144312323
who says theyre giving that out? as far as i know, gold roshan is the rarest item in the game only given out during diretide

>>144311928
what does DC stand for?

>>144311993
he's a big guy

dota2top bots are so shit

Can team spirit beat SQreen?
Xboct is back?

>>144312276

>/tv/ and /int/ not on /pol/ levels
>implying /g/ is not literally /v/

yeah this graph is shitty bait.

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>Complexity is finally top 1 NA
>DC swoops in and cucks them

>>144312276
>intelligence in the creation of formally logical arguments and opinions
>opinions

>>144312568
no sqreen will beat them 2-1

bet on 20% odss ez monies

>>144312501
I played with a cunt who had two the other day. Both heroic.

>>144312526
Dumpstering seCret

>>144312636
4 euros > 3 euros
confirmed

>>144312670
probably got them from betting. theres no way valve is giving them out. some were duped back then too.

>>144312661
I don't win 20% bets. That's how I lost all my items last time.

>>144312568
Was xboct ever there so that he can be back? I remember calling this guy shit since forever I've never been like "wow this guy is good" when he played. This guy is almost on Loda level shit

>>144312765
He buys rapiers. Nobody else has his balls.

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>>144312276
>IQ
>anything to do with real discussion and rhetoric

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here's another fEEd.webm for the gulag

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>Na'Vi stomping their group

Hi guys I've been away and didn't really get a chance to pay attention to the meta. What is it like now, what heroes are fotm?

>>144312276
>"average IQ of board"
>doesn't actually measure peoples IQ

BRAVO

>>144311928
>hate Sunsfan
>like this roster
I really feel conflicted.

>>144312864
that was lucky timing sasuga

maybe play more dota noob

>>144312864
EE hitting that retard juice a little hard

>>144312276
Where is r9k?
And how is fit 131 and adv 120? How is lgbt higher than vg? What the fuck is this? Degeneracy is rating high?

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LOL

Is there a webm of EE feeding into the 5-man near the rosh pit on Clinkz from his player perspective yet?

>>144312998
>that was lucky timing sasuga
>sasuga
fucking weeb. stop embarrassing yourself.

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How much is this fat fuck stealing again?

>>144310527
ArtEEzy is artour and EE you retard

>>144312959
I feel the same way desu, the only thing that brings me solace is that I rekt sunshitter sf in a pub as offlane riki.

>>144312998
>lmao dont see any heroes on the map, better go fuck my shit up
maybe in your 3k pubs this is common

>>144312998
>sasuga
What did he mean by this?

>>144313073
about tree fiddy

>>144313073
snickers and used pens at this point

>>144313073
some bread crumbs

See you guys in ten hours

>>144313073
artour's pocket lint

>>144313216
Awwwww this is annoying.

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SECRET DOESNT EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS TOURNAMNET
THEY ALRAEDY WON SHANGHAI SO THEY ARE JUST HAVING FUN AND MESSING AROUND

Why haven't they prematurely kicked Secret out of the tournament yet? They are fucking horrible.

>>144307957
>>144307967
>>144308117
>on 4chan
>hates memes
?