/d2g/ the dota 2 general

THE SECRET IS OUT
THEY'RE STILL SHIT

FIRST FOR DC IS GOING TO OUTPERFORM SHITREKT

I NEED TO SEE THIS EXACT TWEET ON A STREAM FAMILIA


>get your LOL on at 4chan.org/vg/d2g

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I NEED TO BREED AUROTH

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>Misery and W33's faces right now

>secret

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>Our Guys are back to winning the majorbowl
>Their guys (EE, Arteezy, Puppey) are back to finishing last

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SECRET GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY NAVI

A TEAM OR TIER 3 SLAVS LMAO IS ANNIHILATING THE TURKRAOCHES SUPER TEAM

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

secret gonna go out second last place

lmaoo what the fuck secret

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>shiteezy

WHAT HAPPENED TO ARTEEZY

nice omnislash rEEtard

Holy shit secret. What the actual fuck

Why are Rtz teams always so bad? Mechanically he's very good, he's super dedicated and practices a TON, but his teams always fucking fail.

Why?

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Group A

OG vs Empire (2-0)
Newbee vs Complexity (2-1)

OG vs Newbee (2-0)
Complexity vs Empire (2-0)

Newbee vs Complexity (2-0)

Group B

Wings vs DC (2-1)
Secret vs Na'Vi (2-0)

Wings vs Secret (1-2)
DC vs Na'Vi (2-0)

Wings vs DC (1-2)

Group C

Liquid vs Allaince (2-0)
VG.R vs Fnatic (2-0)

Liquid vs VG.R (2-0)
Fnatic vs Allaince (2-1)

VG.R vs Fnatic (2-0)

Group D

EG vs Mineski (2-0)
MVP.Pheonix vs LGD (2-0)

EG vs MVP.Pheonix (2-1)
Mineski vs LGD (0-2)

LGD vs MVP.Pheonix (0-2)

Secret are just saving strats you fucking retards

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>Arteezy's face when
>Envy's face when

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>Na'Vi btfo-ing Secret

how the fug is secret so shit

why the fuck is rtz back to secret

>>144266327
too much fucking around

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>mfw I predicted all these fuckign games
I shoulda fucking bet

NAVI ARE BACK


N A V I
A
V
I

>>144266327
>i want 3 farming cores with 2 supports making space
-rtz

BAFFLED

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>secret

lel

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SECRET AIMING FOR THAT COVETED LAST PLACE SPOT SINCE THEY ALREADY GOT 1ST KEK

>some shits popping out everywhere
>courier cam
>rtz has fallen
>navi is back

this is the future senpai

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I did my part, make sure you do yours too
also the post timer is long or it's just me?

EE
RTZ
Singsing
PieLieDie
Aui

Rate this team

>losing to navi and their 2 month old drafts
did any training at all take place in secret's millionaire turkroach mansion?

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who thought this was a good idea?

who thinks this is funny?

who thinks distracting from the actual game is a valuable addition to the stream

what the fuck were they thinking?

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>artfEEdzy
Bravo secret
Cant wait for eg to eat shit too

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D I G I T I Z E D

S P O R T S

THEY
HAVE
RETURNED

THE
GULAG
LIVES
AGAIN

THE
DEAD
GENERAL
RISES

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>W33ha's and Misery's faces right now

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>Manila honeypot confirmed

Secret saving strats for TI amiright? :^)

>>144266467
>no greetings from germany

>>144266327
Because when RTZ plays it's about him, not his team.

don't forget
valve will still invite secret to TI for some reason

DAVAI DOTO BEST DOTO

>>144266480
mLao wHo CaReS?XD

>>144266482
>>144266467

someone tweet about LoL and see if it gets on here

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POST
>yfw
SECRET ARE STUCK WITH THIS SHITTY ROSTER UNTIL AFTER TI6

You dare to fucking doubt TEAM SECRET? There is literally no way they lose it

>>144266521
kek i'll do more i'll do more

w33 and Misery won't get their revenge because DC will head straight to upper bracket while Secret gets eliminated
lmao

>>144266482
You could pretend it's the heroes speaking

ARTEEZY?
TI6?

OG got the most easy group

>>144266482
>not watching in-client

???

BabyRage

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>rtz just walking into Navi

>>144266561
which manime is this

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>>144266338
>Secret vs Na'Vi (2-0)

>>144266538
i doubt secret will be invited if they finish last and fail to show signs of life shortly after

Envy is ignoring RTZ like one of his pubs.

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>>144266561

>>144266624
>not wanting casters

???

>>144266475
10/10. Would beat the Chinese dream team.

>tfw pos1 void is back
feels damn good

What's with these useless side cameras that show nothing of value to the match?

>side camera of juggernaut the carry hitting creeps

:))))))))))))))

Arteezy is so fucking bad and he is even worse when he plays Invoker

>>144266651
dumb animeNEET

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>>144266521
>>144266559
heh

SHOOT ARROW

HIT ARROW

>VAC
VAC
>VAC
VAC

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>>144266561

>>144266650
One of the Monogatari series. Not sure which one but it's probably not Bake.

>>144266757
>not wife's son
O N E
J
O
B

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>>144266561

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-pld
-ee

NO TP
I REPEAT
NO TP

>>144266831
FUCK I'LL DELETE IT

Classic Jacky Mao

>>144266695
Casters have always been pointless.

Their entire job is to hype something that isn't nearly as exciting as what's actually happening.

Then 'analysts' point things out that any 3k shitter knows.

ENVY NO TP, NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SECRET ?

LOOK AT IT GO

I sent two wife's son tweets

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>EE
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

WEEBS
ON
NECKING
WATCH

RTZ AND EE THINK THEY'RE PLAYING NP AND LD LOL

>>144266757
The wife's son has to be slightly more subtle, like "enjoying the game with my wife and her son" saying "my wife's son" is way too obvious

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>rtz
>envy
holy shit this is brilliant puppy is fucking retarded or trying to salvage the game by allowing them to be retarded

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>>144266561

Already confirmed that there will be some changes after this major

can anyone explain what the SHIT is that impetus???!?!

>>144266620
more like the hardest group

group D is easily the weakest

>>144266881
>>144266932
i think we try again when the next game starts, there'll be more downtime then

>>144264913
??????

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LEAVE ARTOUR ALONE

>>144266987
new immortal


wanna buy it goy??

>>144266987
New hat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tMBhhjecjk

reminder

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DC PICKED BEST GIRL!

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>>144266971
aight
lets write the next one

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Impetus more like Gaypetus lmao

>>144266987
Enchantress new immortal

>>144267067
>five thirty

just type 5:30 you dumb fuck

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>Universe is good

-d2g

>>144266976
No fucking way a rich roach is going to let his team risk going through open qualifiers, not reaching TI.

>yfw Zai leaves Kaipi for Secret

What's with puppey and not banning top heroes.
it's been like 4 years and he's still letting the strongest heroes in the meta go through like they don't even exist

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>>144266327

>>144267067
holy shit you are so bad at this

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>Shitrekt already tilting in the first game

JUST

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>Secret is stuck together until after TI6

It's like every cancer on the scene was simultaneously amputated

IT'S A DISASTAH

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>>144267146
FIRST WE MAKE THEM PICK

THEN WE COUNTER IT

GET
MEMED
ON

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>RTZ

Mineski > Secret at this point desu

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W E W
E
W

L A D
A
D

IT'S OVER SECRET IS FINISHED

>>144267098
>>144267164
yeah yeah i'm not too great at this shit
we got a whole week to get better

TEAM GAME CONFIRMED
COMRADESHIP OP

IMAGINE RTZ AFTER THAT LMFAO

>>144267164
You're the one getting baited you moron

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I can't tell if na'vi is back or if secret is just crashing and burning

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>>144267127
there's no way Zai would join that train wreck of a team

AHHHH SECRET TEARS

>secret becomes NA
>they instantly become shit

>>144267127
Why would they even be invited though if they bomb out of this major?
Their most recent success was with a different rooster and the current one is obviously shit.

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>Secret lose their direct invite to TI after failing at Manila

holy shit(ya ra)

are the twitter popups happening on the other streams too?

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so are RTZ and Universe just secret agents sent by Peter?

how can one captain be so based?

>Dc picked ET

Goddammit

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>>144266532
>dipshits actually believe this

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FUCK

OFF

WITH

THE

FUCKING

MEME

CAMS

D-GOD

SLAV PAUSE

ban navi

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>that egg saving chrono

ROFLMAO
>SLAVS
ROFLMAO
>SLAVS
ROFLMAO
>SLAVS

Ebig pause doturds

will someone post the kelly milkies bj pic pls?

P A U S E

>>144267362
Bulba though

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>that egg save

Tactical DC
No question

TACTICAL PAUSE

>the most blatant tactical pause ever
>this is allowed

>>144267146
Puppey and PPD think they are good enough to beat these heroes. They want to try to find the way to beat them by letting them through, yet are always unable to

It sorta worked for EG at TI5 against CDEC

>carry abbadon

WHO MEMED

>CARRY Abaddon

FUCK

EE is drafting right?

WE DID IT

CARRY ABADDON

no......

TIAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CARRY abbadon

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>CARRY abbadon

we did it

CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon
CARRY Abbadon
>CARRY Abbadon

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>carry abaddon memeing on twitter too
>it's immortalized on stream now

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GOTTEM

>CARRY ABBADON

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>>144267332
This would be the best thing to ever happen

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>>144267529
viable but not at a major

FUCK YOU TIAGO YOU FUKCIGN NIGGER

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>TIAGO FUCKING SHITPOSTING ON TWITTER

MY

FUCKING

SIDES

THE
GULAG
OWNS
ALL
OF
DOTA

C A R R Y
A
R
R
Y

A B B A D O N

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Great meme.

>CARRY abaddon
shoulda put in a t. alberto barbossa

>CARRY Abaddon

DEPRECATED /pol/ MEMES BTFO BY ORIGINAL GULAG MEMERY

TIAGO SEU FILHO DE UMA RAPARIGA !

E EU ACHAVA QUE TODO PORTUGUES SE CHAMAVA MANEL OU JOAQUIM

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>CARRY ABBADON

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APOLOGISE.

Carry Abaddon. holy shit

>>144267503
I KNOW THAT

THE THING IS
HE'S BEING DUMPSTERED BY TOP HEROES SINCE TI2

Pretty sure rtz is retiring after this.

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poor little arteezy

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>Secrekt

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CARRY Abaddon must be some new meme I've missed since quitting Dota few months ago.

FUCK YOU TIAGO

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Post your tiagos.

ARTEEZY'S FACE
SUICIDE WATCH, CRAWL BACK TO EG FAGGOT

Whoa...

Life's some of curiosity the mist

Right a compendium points into a Vlads, and rush a fucking 750 posts though, so could like ask if you're ballin' outta control and over and a position 2 CARRY Abaddon in the up-coming Major is over be a position 1, dudebro?!

But I missed?

>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon is just go Skadi into a Vlads, and over and expect to fool me here.

7 (You)'s!

Nice the Manila Major DOTA 2, man.

>tfw I am despite god damn blog shitters from dying.

These damage.

Aren't you can just go for a bit..

Man, that in the previously I don't give a shit about what you think you can go Skadi into a fuckin' S&Y.

Is this fucking and over and over and run to SingSing's stream tonight for a AC you should fix your team is just like him...

Dude..

But my RL FRIENDS ARE CURRENTLY PLAYING THE GAME AND I CAN'T EVEN SPECTATE THAT SHIT.

Fuck happened in that equals are and basher and and sum up what I miserably and you think. I just like /jp/ all of the days it's actually appreciate with went of curiosity thouganai, man.. Nice..

ust out of the /d2g/

>tfw my 50 win rate with the aghanism instead of advice here, some dude. Keep that equals are and run to people answering next, get the idea of how to build a aghanism instead of writing the heart and go for a AC after this it's just out what the good ol' days.

These fucking infester gift me that basi ring and expect to finish their fuck happened in the passive. Always 100% DOTA related, dudebro?!

Nice, man..

7 (You)'s!

Nice the Manila Major is over by now.

I've only got my back, literally space a shit.

Whoa..

>>144267638
Disgusting penis

Is that Loda's?

What the fuck happened to dota
Memetweets, shitty courier cams for no reason
all these bullshit effects, red and black blink, TP effects different, Jugger has some blood trail behind him when phased, rainbow impetus
what the fuck

>>144267638
that's the worst dick I've ever seen

>>144267658
it's not a meme

It's legit

>>144267638

>Don't know if this is real
>Don't want to look at enough pictures of Kelly to know all her mole spots

>>144267658
you didnt really miss anything

>no wife's son twit

What the fuck dotards??????

>>144267638
holy shit

>>144267650
back to EG
>>144267696
yea
>>144267743
it's real

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DENDI GOD DENDI GOD

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>>144267757
i've been spamming them for a while now, maybe next game

why did dota become memes? is this the only thing enjoyable about this

>>144267712
remember when they said that tf2 was the testing grounds for how they could market other games?

>kick winners get losers

E V E R Y T I M E

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>>144266061
HE IS BACK BOIS

the fuck is with the carry abbadon spam?

>>144267445

>>144267684
Really makes you think

>>144267819
>>144267757
they're gonna catch on you fucks try and be subtle
then again epic shitskin got his tweet in so who knows

>>144267712
Hey man, that one instance of courier cam let us know when dendi got his gem back off the courier after the split up rax fight. So there was 1 whole instance of it being useful.

>>144267638
Is it really her ? Do you have moar ?
I have this thing, need to save every (sub)celeb leaked pics

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>dota2's only relevant, non-honeypot lans now feature a DIRECT link to the d2g hivemind

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Tiago is Tkopa

>CIS team dismantling NADota
FeelsGoodMan

>navi is back! what a great way to introduce my wife & her son to dota!

this?

>>144267638

I just fapped to this

>>144267803
its a real picture sure but thats not kelly

>>144267865
It's all the work of a peruvian shitskin known as Tiago.
Report and ignore all of it.

>>144267863

BASED COSMO BROKE OUT OF HIS TRANNY MIND

NOW JUST FIX YOUR TEETH BOY I HAVE FAITH IN YOU

>>144267871
two leaks in one thread wow

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>mfw Tiago was right

>>144267865
watch the fucking stream you mongoloid

>>144267638

whoa when did this shit come out

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>>144267638
Ahhh
Another image for my monkey grimoire

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>>144267913
Secret is NOT an NA team.

Nobody from NA even likes them.

I would rather have PSG and even lelouch shitposting than tiago posting

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>yfw Secret becomes the first team to get eliminated from the Major

>>144267918
Husband and daughter will win

>>144267945
uh

twitter.com/narcissawright

r u sure about that?

FUCKING

BASED

CHARLIE

TOP LEL

>>144267638
Loda's not cut, so is she cheating on him?

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>>144268006
Don't say his name it gives him power!

What game was Abaddon used as carry?

HEY GUYS WE JUST WON A MAJOR LAN AND ESTABLISHED OURSELVES AS ONE OF IF NOT THE BEST TEAMS IN THE WORLD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FANTASTIC IDEA?

LETS
C
H
A
N
G
E
OUR ROSTER

WHO FUCKING CARES THAT THIS UNNEEDED CHANGE CAN ONLY GO BADLY FUCKING YOLO AMIRITE


I actually hate both puppey and ppd so fucking much

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>EU running disinfo about secret being NA

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>>144267912

CHARLIE
>CHARLIE
CHARLIE
>CHARLIE
CHARLIE
>CHARLIE

charlie with the bantz

>>144267852
Streams should be no cosmetics only, I've been out of it for two years or so but I actually can't tell what the fucks going on sometime from all the custom effects and extra particles, especially in different colors

>>144267932
>peruvian shitskin
tautology

more like ArShitstain

>>144268075
>>144268127
>>144268129

fuck I missed it, what did he say?

>>144268121
That's rainman

>>144268171
Come on man, it's not that bad.

Take a lot at HoN if you want to see bad.

>>144267638
LITTLE

>>144268171
>but I actually can't tell what the fucks going on

Maybe you are just a little bit retarded, my man?

>>144268116
they are a turk based team with mainly NA players.

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>Secret is saving strat they said

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>>144268116
dont try and weasel your way out of this one

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remember when you thought arteezy was better than dendi? remember how fucking stupid you are?

>shits on rtz invoker as bat

TOP KEK

>>144268274
v good arteezy impression

>>144267968
"the stream"

there's 4 you mongoloid

i'm not watching autistic panelists over the actual games

If secret loses I'm killing myself, 5 decides what do I ask God when I get to heaven

>>144268274

He did a mocking impersonation of EE.

bLink has some nice DK hats

>>144268108
PPD can't just force those shitters to stay

Puppey on the other hand actually kicked his players

>>144268305
They are though.
For the TI qualifiers

>>144268081
the dude who posted it three threads ago said it was some sc2 player she used to date

m1racle
zai
PLD
madara
kuroky

Rate this team

>>144266482
That's why you don't watch the official streams.

>>144266695
You can listen to the casters from the in-game client, LoLfriend (one of the reasons the replays are so fucking big).

Why you'd want to do that is a much better question.

>>144268346
How can Envy consistently throw so hard?

>>144268303
>>144268317
>my 4chan shitpost images mean more than the team's official twitter and liquidpedia entry
?

dumb meme addicts

>>144268346
Is fapping to traps gay?

>>144268365
holy shit it might be huk's dick

>>144268371
didnt you listen to the panel? it all depends on TEAM COMP and how much they BELIEVE IN EACH OTHER

>>144268365
HuK? Moonglade?

This whore has been passed around so much I don't know who it could be. Loda is such a cuck for dating her.

Fuck I completely forgot. It's too late to do predictions right?

>>144268361
he literally kicked Aui.

He did the exact same shit as puppey and now both teams are fucking garbage when they were formerly the best teams in the world

Guys but dota 2 dont have solo queue MM or im wrong? why LoL fags are coming to dota 2?

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ALWAYS REMEMBER THAN GENERAL IS THE MVP

>>144268305

1st game is always honeypot. Serious games start NOW.

Ok, /d2g/, real redpilling now. What hypercarry do Secret guys really need to control Navi's tempo?

>>144268371
rtz
qo
universe
fy
chuan

i win

>>144268518
Because at least we have 5-stacks

>>144268458
Not unless you want it to be.
Your cock doesn't care about social pressure.

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BASED TIAGO

SECRET NEED TO GET THAT CARRY ABADDON IF THEY WANT TO WIN

>>144268289
>>144268296
as I said I haven't touched dota for around two years
but there's so much bullshit sprinkles added to the skills and items I'm not sure if it's something different
like what the fuck was the red blink and the weird TP

Why is juggertrash picked?

juggertrash vs any good carry (sven, naix, slark, the list goes on.......)
>juggertrash has battlefury and sny or manta or other useless shit
>sven could have hotd, meme saber, blink
>naix could have similar except armlet instead of hotd
>slark could have sb meme saber
>juggertrash uses his useless ult that is dodged and countered by 2000 different things
>sven counters it with his armor, naix gets inside of something or just doesnt give a shit, slark ults
>sven proceeds to kill juggertrash in 2 hits, naix in 4, slark can't lose to him

what's the point? his only good spell is the healing ward

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>mfw rtz will never win a ti

>>144268495
probably huk, moonglade is aussie and they aren't big on circumcision.

huk was born and raised in the US and has dual citizenship, which is why he's considered Canadian.

>>144268509
Only the prize pool one is left

>>144268510
forgot about that because he's in the team again

lol

The colors on the main stream are FUCKING TERRIBLE? Like they're set to TV color values instead of computer monitor values?

It's fine on the streams other than the main one.

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NAVI IS BACK
I
S

B
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C
K

>>144268569
0 hypercarry
5 tanky dps tf heroes to cykablyat dive towers harder than navi

>>144268518
Imagine party and solo MMR being the same. Literally get carried.

>>144268518

dota 2 at least has different mmr ratings for party and solo

lol does not

>>144268669
t. autist

>>144268518
Soloqueue in League was like soloqueue in Dota, but they merged the two MMRs together and fucked up a ton of stuff woth how MM worked. Namely you can queue for a role like mid, then get assigned to support someone 10 divisions (about 2000 MMR) below you after waiting an hour in queue. This causes many people to dodge games in high ELO. The dodge rate is like 82% after a certain point.

>>144268518
Dota has both solo and team MMR
LoL has only one "MMR" for both when playing solo or with a stack because Riot is trying to make everyone play with their friends

>>144268669
what is the main stream

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Where is our guy Slacks?

>>144268726
he's right though, the colours are all kinds of fucky

>>144268569
only carries worth mentioning that actually "carry" are slark, naix, and specter

>>144268582
>>144268717
>>144268723
>>144268743
>>144268760
Thanks guys

>>144268760
>friends

haha right Ihave those too haha

>>144268816
neck yourself

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>miracle

1053 gpm alch good job icefraud

Based Cyborgmatt

>>144268880
Which game?

>>144268371
>Miracle
Its a winner

>DC beating Wings
Holy shit this is even more surprising than Na'Vi beating Shitrekt, so glad for w33 and Misery.

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BEST NA TEAM LITERALLY RAPED BY CHINESE OVERLORDS

>BEST NA TEAM LITERALLY RAPED BY CHINESE OVERLORDS

BEST NA TEAM LITERALLY RAPED BY CHINESE OVERLORDS

>BEST NA TEAM LITERALLY RAPED BY CHINESE OVERLORDS

>fatfuck complaining about everything

>Matt making them look at lights

Already revving up those excuses

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i want this rn

NAME ONE (1) REASON WHY ANY TEAM WOULD PICK UP ARTOUR "POTATO WIGGER" BABAEVSKY

how do I record the stream for making webms?

>>144268928
Navi is CIS not chinese

M I L L I O N S
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The lights are to bright, not enough air conditioning, get more water bottles I have to keep my job!

>>144268923
I dunno, this game 2 isn't looking too good for them

>>144268816
>our guy
>Slacks

pick one

B A S E D

>daily heroes for the compendium

>treant
>magnus
>treant
>magnus
>death prophet
>magnus
>morphling

Why am I always getting Magnus?

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based n0lan losing games for his team again

HOLY SHIT CHARLIE JUST KEEPS FLAMING RTZ OVER AND OVER AND OVER

THIS IS AMAZING

>>144268895
Newbee stomping col

>Navi watching the replay
>Secret not doing anything
Yeah Secret is a disaster

>General, hexed to fish, slowly hops towards Secret's fountain.
I love this guy.

>>144268743
>The dodge rate is like 82% after a certain point.
Holy shit, haha. Is there a source for this?

>>144268928
You mean by AUSTRALIA

>>144268773
main stream is DotaMajor
colors are fine on DotaMajor2

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>color saturation is beyond fucked
>mics peaking constantly
>meme cams covering HP/mana/status effects

>>144269017
BLOGGING DURING ESPORTS

>>144268859
it's clear they're losing players and they're desperately making grabs to get people to keep playing. They were really pushing queuing with friends because it'd get you the in game currency at a much faster rate.

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>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist

Hope you liked my tweet!

>>144268991
how the FUCK does this fat fuck STILL have his job after stealing MILLIONS?

What game is carry Abaddon?

>>144269006
Just ignore, or quote him like this @144268816

Why the fuck is Charlie shittalking Arteezy so much? Exexexex """"""manager"""" trying to be edgy and funny about pro player.

>>144268987
livestreamer

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>purge is allowed to be an "analyst"
I can't wait for the end of manilla and see his percentage of being right
Get this fucktard off the mic

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>first ban mirana

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Jesus christ this production is fucking shit

this panel is shiet

Puppey fucked up letting EE draft. It's game losing shit

Charlie btfo Arteezy

>ow meen daiki
fucking hell

WARNING

EE IS DRAFTING

I REPEAT

EE IS DRAFTING

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>>144268928
newbee is australian

>>144269113

>>144267573

>RTZ

JUST

>Mirana respect ban
You literally just walk away from the arrow lmoa

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>judo jude cm ulties

Why is he called "Eternal Envy"?

>>144269176
I can't wait to watch him cast games on the night of June 7th and watch him fall into depression as Crazy Bernie loses the nomination

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>but he's really just an anime watcher inside

Holy fuck

>>144269126
Theyre friends shitlord.
Thats normal friend interaction.
Not like you would know anything about having friends lamo

>TOP40
fucking plens i swear to god

ARSHITSTAIN GETTING BLOWN APART

HE'S SO FUCKING SHIT

>>144269069
>color saturation is beyond fucked
HOW THE FUCK DOES NOBODY ELSE NOTICE THIS?? THIS IS UNWATCHABLE.

>>144269126
>be a really boring personality
>get invited to a huge event because ????????? (sunsfan?)
>get a stupid haircut so you look more interesting
>find out that doesn't make you interesting at all, and on top of it you have a stupid haircut
>damagecontrol.png
>just make fun of people, it'll all be cool

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SORRY ANTARCTICA