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Akarin~ edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Weapon info: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11tDzUNBq9zIX6_9Rel__fdAUezAQzSnh5AVYzCP060c/edit#gid=0
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
https://csgosquad.com/ranks

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch anime EVERYDAY: https://youtu.be/P49FraVNS_Y
Otherwise: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Friendly reminder
https://youtu.be/Q9RjDRLBWio

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/a4Ninysy

>Old Thread
>>144121861

I cleaned up the old OP, added a few more relevant links and deleted the dead ones
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first for cute gotards lololol
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What sens do you play on? I'm playing 400DPI 1.5 sens IG(someone recommended it to me) but it feels slow as molasses.
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>>144245547
>>144245772
>>144247853
>>144248204
>>144248772
>>144250690
>>144251351
There he is! CT may have had a geometry advantage. It could have been bigger by peeking the corner wider, though this exposes you to more angles from Lower. In the clip, it looks like he reacts to footstep sounds and preaims the guy.
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>>144251458
[email protected]

same my as my bf Friberg
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>>144251458
2@2000
>tfw can't swipe
;-;
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>>144251701
kys desu
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>>144252427
I told you last night to cut that shit sens out m8

wth!?
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holy fuck i need a gf
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>>144251458
A L P H A S E N S D E T E C T E D
P
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A
S
E
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D
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C
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>>144252814
i tried lowering it again, but i can't stop moving with my wrist
>tfw will never be pro
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>>144253186
800@1 is a wrist sens
wtf is wrong with you my man
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>>144253186
I am literally convinced that you are baiting for free (You)s

2@2000 is literally a detrimental sens to use
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>>144251874
So what I've learned is that (T) legs are very likely to expose a peeking player. Is there a way to manipulate how your legs are shown?

Ex: You want to peek long door as T, but don't have a good spawn. You get near the angle and prepare to prefire the corner at headshot level.

1. You position yourself as close as you can to prepare the shot without showing, taking a baby step, immediately counterstrafing, and prefiring the angle.

2. You start far back from the angle quite a ways, build up running velocity, counterstrafing and prefiring the corner.

Which is optimal?

Or even...

3. You start near to the angle without your body showing, but take a small step back, then run, counterstrafe, and prefire the angle.

Do any of these manipulate how your legs show?
Is crabpeeking , jumping, or crouch-sliding ever a good idea for this peek?

I'd like to propose yet another alternative -
4. You strafe all the way into the corner with max running speed, slamming into the wall and immediately halting your movement, making your shots instantly accurate without the need for counterstrafing. The angle you take will always be exactly the same, since you're sandwiching yourself into a pre-set corner. You can crouch or stand at the end, to change your hurtbox. Jumping and landing will yield inaccuracy.
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>>144252818
I hope
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>>144253514
just peek the angle at the furthest possible distance to reduce your exposure,

you are looking way too hard into this, fartmaster
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>>144252818
same but I need a bf (bro friend)
>tfw alone
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>>144253805
In my example, there isn't much leeway for geometry manipulation. There's barely even room for 2 T's to fit into the angle at long doors.

My proposals are all very important for higher level play. I'd suspect 4. is unviable at the highest levels, as you'd be AWP'd every time before you make it into that corner.

2. Is how you would standard peek with a good spawn, though you might not prefire the corner and opt for a reaction shot instead.

1. seems bad since you'll have low velocity and be exposed for longer, or is 2. worse, since the time it takes to counterstrafe back out is longer?

3. is hypothetical, to manipulate how your legs are shown to the enemy. I'm not sure if you can do this, but manipulating if your legs telegraph the peek sounds very useful for high level play.

I suspect none of you are high enough level to answer the question proposed, though some of you might be able to understand what I'm asking.
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>>144254321
dude pass the bong and lets get to the bottom of this
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>>144253514
>>144253805
>>144254321
They're two different questions, but if there was a way not to telegraph your leg movements, perhaps by putting a gap (or no gap) in when you start moving for the peek, it could create less disadvantage for the peeker.
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reminder to bet on Kingdom right now
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>>144255105
why should i trust you?
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>>144255190
you don't have to trust me

just trust this guy

https://twitter.com/verizon1g
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>>144255005
I actually just came up with some next level stuff when shoulder peeking.

Since knife out makes your model wider, you will start with knife out, strafe out to shoulder/fake peek, and counterstrafe while also switching weapons. Since pistol and rifle hurtboxes are thinner, you become even harder to hit while preparing your weapon to actually peek at the same time.
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>>144255256
>187 followers
lmao literally who
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>>144255468
>literally who
tier ebola NA match fixer, kek
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>>144255627
ill trust him for this game
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>playing cache t side
>pushing B
>hear vents break
>kill the ct vents
>"Nice wallhack"
>I heard you break vents
>"I broke it before 1:50, you can't hear that. Enjoy VAC ;)"
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>>144255005
Gonna give you a sick tip
The shadow gives it away first
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>>144251458
1sens@800dpi
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>>144257253
Beta go home. This is a thread for alphas.
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reminder >>144250891
>>144251068
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>>144255256
Rip skines.
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>>144257092
It depends on the angle - most angles don't have shadows like this.

Check my examples.

>>144251351
No shadow
>>144247853
Shadow visible at same time as leg
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>>144251458
400/3.5/sickening flicks
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witch.tv/esea

new echo fox squad tearing it up
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>>144261503
>dumbass ronnie still on eFox
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>OP image deleted

but why
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>>144257043
what did he mean by this?
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>>144261709
new janny is against anime smhtbh
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>>144259495
relax, there's still time. he was right yesterday on rival and i made 10 bucks.
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>>144261709
fresh mods are literally ᴙeddit operatives
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>>144261784
Are you serious?

>>144262109
>deleting an anime picture in a thread about an anime game on an anime imageboard

what a faggot baka
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>>144262242
They are doing good work. Anime is all about autism. If you watch anime you probably have autism but if you don't have it you will catch autism fast enough. Janitors are protecting the children.
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>recently get into playing competitive rounds of CS:GO after doing a lot of infrequent fucking around in casual games
>somehow I end up playing incredibly better with 5 man teams
>get so many kills and carry so many rounds that literally ever game I've played so far I've gotten accused both by the enemies and by my own team of hacking

Will this finally go away when I get sorted into a skill group or something?

I'm honestly concerned that I'm going to rack up enough bullshit reports that I'll have to face ramifications.
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>>144263214
unless you get a lot of "suspicious" kills like wallbangs and smoke sprays, you're fine. overwatch bans are based on other players watching your demo.
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>>144263214
You are probably playing with silvers or novas. Also, there is nothing to worry about the overwatch. If you don't hack you wont get banned. OW guys can tell the difference between smurf and hacker.
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i think im gonna buy a 40 after work
am i becoming a nig? :(
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>>144263214
Zero ramifications.

For a shitton of people, csgo is the first fps they've ever played on pc. Hell, if you're experienced with fps games you should get yourself plopped somewhere in high novas to low mg.

I managed to get myself dumped into mg2 just by picking up the awp and wrecking face each round, despite acting like a silver and still running and shooting with every other gun.

Overwatch is a meme that walks on eggshells, there's no way you will be banned whatsoever

ganbatte!
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>>144262242
>Are you serious?
yes
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>2016
>not playing Tactical Intervention
>still playing csgo
lmao enjoy your dying game retards
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>>144264267
that looks kinda fun 2bh
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>>144264267
Uh this isnt gooseman general in case you misread
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>>144264267
I've played it for all of 20 minutes before uninstalling

Most ambitious and one of the shittiest games i've ever had the pleasure of playing
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>>144264507
that's because it is fun!

>>144264647
TI isn't shitty tho
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>>144251458
1000/2.8/1.05 here.

I had it at 1000/2/1.05 for a few months and it felt really sluggish and I couldn't adapt. Went back to 2.8 and it feels perfectly natural. I have a full pad 720, and that feels perfectly natural.
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>>144264647
r-really? how so? I was thinking about giving it a try
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>>144265925
nope
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>>144265817
it's just... bad

aimpunch, shaky camera movement, poor designed maps, ridiculous everything, shitty guns

i dont remember too much about it but the only good thing i have to say is that it tried to be different
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This game is dying

enjoy your cheaters in every game faggots
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>>144266547
he is
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>>144266586
thanks for telling me!,I won't play it then
>>144266760
see you next week
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>>144266875
...not
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>>144267024
...uncute
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>>144267185
...if you have low standards
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>>144267274
... jk
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>play against gn1s
>bottomfrag and lose
>play against gn4s
>topfrag and lose
Gotards???
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>bet skins on bo2s
>they just go 1-1 and get returned every time

zzz
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>>144268689
lol shitter
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>>144268689
>play in gn2
>top frag one half, bottom frag the other
>win

:3
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>>144263516
gotards?!?!
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>>144268986
>End T half 20-8
>Win, with 24-18
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who would you rather be your bf (best friend)
rrrrr or sadokist
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>>144270413
sadokist tbrh
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>>144270413
One of them is:
Cool
White
An adult
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>>144271828
>sadokist
>white
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>>144259495
see? told you anon
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>>144272910
What happened? I wasn't around when the match ended. Did Kingdom win?
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>>144273591
ye
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>>144273678
Excellent.
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got $40 in steam bucks what buy
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>>144273936
Keys and open some cases
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>>144273936
buy $5~ skins for betting
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>>144274890
nah
>>144275036
dont bet
>not betting max value
have fun with 50 10c skins
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how do i do this if market items cant be traded for one week after buying
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>>144270413
>>144271828
Sado prob watches more anime than mr "k-on is yuri" as well lmao
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>>144275316
do what?
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>7 million copies sold

Csgo is fucking done
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>>144276164
How much do you get paid to shill this shit game?
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>>144276164
this is like a collaboration of decent variation in character bodies/sillouettes and the most average and bland space armor. These all look like they belong in Mass Effect spinoff 5
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Any good tutorial Youtube channels aimed at LE+?
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>>144276646
gamesacademy.gg
netcodeguides.com
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>>144276646
warhowl
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>>144277884
I don't know why this one guy in magog spams war "solo que to mge" owl as if he's some kind of authority on cs
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>>144278312
how nu
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just bet $200 on g2

how much are you guys investing for your free swedecuck skins?
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runaway train
never goin back
wrong way on a one way track
seems like i should be getting somewhere
somehow i'm neither here nor there
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Heyyyyyaayy
Cmon try a little
Nothing is forever
There's got to be something better than in the middle
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>>144280087
me n cinderella
we put it all together
we can drive it hoooooome
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panda
panda
panda
I got broads in atlanta
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cake
cake
cake
cake
cake
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Beat the bitch up for my OG nigga
Going hard in the paint, that's word to my nigga, man
Bitch what it do? Bitch what it do?
Slap my bitch up for my OG crew, man
Tripping on foes and I'm beating on hoes
Holler 'West Side' and knock that bitch in the nose
We still going dumb and we still going hyphy
2013, hit the bitch with the Nike
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B E H A V E
Agressive
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i bought 2 m4s with my $40 lol anyone wanna see them? I think theyre pretty cool :)
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>>144282347
which ones
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>Robin Rönnquist @fnaticFlusha
>so many stupid peeks from both teams in this last map of nip-optic.. some low level csgo right there shame

Is it possible to be more based than this?
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>>144282870
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>>144283354
>>144282870
howd i do?
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>>144283354
>those float values
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>>144283234
all 3 matches were a joke. no way should it have been that close.
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>peek and get a hs
BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD OMG HE'S INSANE WOW THE BALLS ON THIS GUY TO PEEK LIKE THAT
>peek and get rng'd
ahahahaha fucking so bad this guy lmao cut this fool god damn why would he peek is he silver?
uggghh gotards?
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>>144283859
>aim at the enemy and kill them
wow hes pretty good
>don't aim at the enemy and get killed
what an idiot, he should have aimed at the enemy


this is how you sound
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>>144283528
both ft.
keeping the arya one. gonna sell the tarik one since it seems it was at like half price on market
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what would u do 4 a koyomi-oniichan
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>>144284205
>koyomi
nothing lol
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anyone here want to get into betting but dont have any skins to spare?

post your tradelink and ill send you a buck provided you don't look like a huge faggot

csgl paid me $10 in fuckin dollar skins
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>>144284284
araraarararagi-kun, i bit your tongue~
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>>144284448
that's gay anon

and i already have a bf
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YOU CANT STAY HERE
WHEN EVERY THING ABOUT YOU HAS SHATTERED
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>>144284610
It was a happy bite ^_^'
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This general is fucking gay.
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>>144285132
yes :3
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>>144285132
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>>144285338
haha no i am lol
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>>144254321
It depends on how the CT is holding the angle, there is no optimal way of doing something without knowing or assuming what the CT is doing.
If there is an AWP holding a really tight angle, the most effective way is to jump through it so he can't shoot you and you'll be able to shoot him due to his body being exposed by the closer angle.

If you're jumping out wide against a rifler standing there though you are probably fucked.

If you know that the awper is holding a wide angle or there's a rifler, it would make more sense to peek really close to the door but that will get you fucked if there is an awper holding a tight angle.
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>>144285412
edit: The least risky and in my opinion best approch is to only directly take a fight at long if you have a top spawn.
With any other spawn you risk getting killed since you don't know what the CT setup will be so you should use pop flashes and not dry peek.
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Neko Miku Reimu gensou kara
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oh I swear
What he means
At this moment
You mean everything
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I AM FALLING
I AM FADING
I HAVE LOSE IT ALL
and you dont seem the lying kind
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>>144286925
I still can't take that song out of my head tbqh
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>>144287006
The game of life is hard to play
You're gonna lose it anyway
The losing card somday you'll lay
So this is all I have to say

Suicide is painless
It beings on many changes

The sword of time will pierce your skin
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works it's way on in
The pain begins
Watch it grin
>>
what a lady
What a night!
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tfw no ocean strum
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It's only in your head that you feel left out
And put down on
Just try your best
Try eveything you can
Don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away
>>
DONT YOU DARE LOOK BACK
JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME
I SAID YOURE HOLDING BACK
SHE DAID SHUT UP SND DSNCE WITH ME
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will our guys g2 beat nip tonight, or if the dream over?
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>>144289942
they are both reddit so who care...
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>>144290064
errr... no??
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>>144290064
Come stand a little bit closer, breathe in and get abit higher
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>>144290064
>g2
>reddit
pick 1
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What's that shit where you get like 2 stickers and like 2 capsules for a discount on the main menu. How often does that shit show up?
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are you blind or retarded. theres a timer
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>>144261709
>>144261784
>>144262109
>>144262242
this is an anime imageboard and OPs pic was an inoffensive picture of a girl with an AK-47, arguably the primary weapon of counterstrike. the janitor is deleting images that are not against the rules because of his petty personal vendetta. the feedback page is worthless but you can try sending an email to any of these http://www.4chan.org/contact or bring it up in IRC for 30 seconds before they ban you to let at least a real mod or whoever the janny wrangler is know that one of their underlings is breaking the rules.
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finland are our guys!
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>>144250891
>and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>people saying ence will win
>bet against ence
>ence wins
wew lads
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>>144292512
stop posting anime shit and your ops wants be deleted.
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>>144293198
I put a small beg on d&g without researching assuming it'd be an ez win. made it back by double on the nip match, so it didn't matter too much.
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>>144293286
wont*
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I have way more fun just watching people play silver 1 on my account then I do actually playing at my ranks.
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>>144293861
Guess your gn something and not higher?
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Man I am bad. This match was an LEM v Supreme smurf
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>>144294375
>295 wins

ow
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>>144294730
I got to mg once, but that was before they changed the ranks. I lost my rank from inactivity and they placed be back down here :(
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>>144294850
rip
you can add me if you wanna play some comp games
id/animeaboveall
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>>144295089
Added~
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>https://csgo-stats.net
>says i have 180 kills in comp
>whereas i have a few thousand
um
what?
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I finally became global! Since I have no friends who plays this game I have to post her to brag about it.
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>>144295716
>5 years
>225 wins
How much did the account cost you?
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>>144293941
Double ak

silver 1 is honestly just a wild fucking ride and it's fun as fuck to watch it play out
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>>144295756
Its my account, played 1.6 back in the days
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>>144295756
>people who didn't have a steam account before csgo
lmaoing
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>>144295756
note the level and commends senpai
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>>144295939
level 43?
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>>144296052
>5 commends
>225 wins

you just a cunt in game or something?
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How much more are pins going to drop? I want the tactics one family
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>>144296156
i'm level 35 and have zero commends
no one in my region commends
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>>144296156
No.. I just got placed in LE after my ranked games and got like zero commends. Can't remember last time I got a commend. I have never given it either so I don't know
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>>144296156
I don't think people actually bother commending unless you ask for it.
Atleast I never did.
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>>144296156
Its okay to be salty because he is better then you! You just have to watch more anime fampai
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>>144293286

stop coming to an anime imageboard if you dont like seeing it
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>>144297684
4chan isn't an anime imageboard anymore. stop with that tired excuse.
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add me animefams~
>>144295089
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>>144297761

when did it stop? was there a big announcement and rule change that anime images are not allowed? why is it that half the time I come to /vg/ I see an anime banner at the top?
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i want to cum with cute boys

multiple times!
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>>144298612
when a good amount of the new boards had nothing to do with anime (like /o/ and /fit/).

if you want anime go to >>>/a/
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>>144298836

that sounds like an opinion to me, can you show me in the rules where it says that anime images are not allowed to be posted outside of /a/? and can you tell me why I keep seeing anime banners when I refresh the /vg/ catalog?
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>>144299196
anime images are allowed. just not anime images that have nothing to do with the topic. also, the banners are old and have been there since 4chan was a predominately anime imageboard.
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>>144299360
the anime grill had a ak-47
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>>144299407
neat :)
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>>144297761
>4chan isn't an anime imageboard anymore.
uhmmmmmmmmmmm................
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>>144299360

can you explain how this OP image is breaking the rules?

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/144250891/
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>>144299751
anon dont talk back to me or i'll call a mod in here to sort you out
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>>144288250

The speed running general has a picture of sammy with an AK-47 as the OP, is he related to speedrunning? If he was 2D would the image be deleted?

>>144299860

nice try but you're not a janitor so you can't do that. and if you were isn't announcing that a big no-no?
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>144300217
>weeb
>autistic
Checks out
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@144300414
>I ran out of """""""'arguments""""""" so I'll just call him an autistic weeb
lmao, nys loser
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>>144300217
sam hyde is a hardcore gamer(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-qAREXVUXk)
so yeah he is related to speedrunning

>isn't announcing that a big no-no?
i'm above the law ;)
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>>144300582
do you remember the video where at the start he was talking about playing the 24/7 dust_2 servers on source? I know I've seen it but I can't find it.
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>underage anime kids

LOL
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>>144300780
i honestly dont. the dude has so many videos that i cant even hope to watch and remember them all. i'd guess it was pre-2014 when his videos were a lot more autistic.
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https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/738674056065585153
>Are you waiting for some news ? They're coming

thoughts? Also https://twitter.com/Liquid_peace/likes
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>>144301093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljLUBojeqNA

not it but pretty related. theres a CSGO one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTdV8Qw1jkQ
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>>144300991
>not wanting to fuck underage anime boys
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Found it! MDE Dust2 24/7 No AWP discussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcfpEdhHRJo
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>>144251458
0.18125@4000 DPI (725 index) on dank laser sensor R.A.T 5
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If you can't beat a smurf, you don't deserve to be in your rank. Just saying. What progression are you going to get unless you face people better than you
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>>144277358
>>>/pol/
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>>144302449
Everything about this is wrong
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>>144301830
>wanting to fuck boys
what are you, gay?
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>>144303562
>implying they aren't sexy
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>>144303728
nigga you gay
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>>144303768
nah senpai anime posters are cute
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>>144295817
Not sure if smurfing or just suck at csgo?
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>>144302624
>replying to a 8 hour old post
why are eurocucks so autistic?
>>
hey cute boys

I hope you have had a good day so far and won lots of csgo matches!
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>>144305562
y-you too
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>>144305562
thanks ;3
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>losing 12/14
>teammate starts surrender vote
>vote no because it's totally doable
>get kicked
wow rude
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>>144306235
i should add
>i was topfragging with more than double the kills of the next guy
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>>144300991
who is this and why should i care
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Anyone ever try betting small on the lower % of every game? Would this make a profit?
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>>144307467
no that doesn't make a profit. upsets dont happen frequently enough.
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Should I bet my music kit on the swedecucks?
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>>144308226
>betting on nipples
only if they're up against NA, otherwise it's a guaranteed loss
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>11 more hours til i find out if it's pieth or pith
who here /hype/?
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>>144309491
it's neither, it's pyth
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>>144309685
but how do you say that!?
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>>144309754
exactly the way it's spelled
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>>144309754
You say "piss"
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>>144310113
but i cant speak :(

>>144310490
no it's not
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>>144310542
Its swedish they lronounce things differently
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>>144310630
that doesnt mean it's piss...
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>>144308226
nah g2 is honestly a top 3 team right now imo
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>>144310856
Bro im swedish
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>anime profiles
>topkeksu

are s4o our guys??
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>>144310856
It's a short y and it's not pronounced like an i or ie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_phonology

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Sv-syll.ogg
That's how the Y is pronounced in the word syll. It's the same Y as in pyth.

>>144311401
This guy is most likely from North Eastern Skåne or Stockholm because pyth is not pronounced piss.
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>>144311508
Yeah you're right i think its actually pronounced "shit" because the p is pronounced as "sh"
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>>144311508
it sounds like he skips the y completely and just says sll
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>>144312216
>americans
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Something I would really enjoy seeing in this game would be a sound grenade. Some like the decoy but with foot steps.


Dream Team

Fodder
Hiko
Shroud
Dazed
Yam
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>>144312474
stop talking shit
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>>144313190
make me. faggot
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>>144314037
p-please stop?
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>>144314096
service my cock
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>>144314096
fuck you
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>>144314096
Stop listening to the bully. Let me hold you.
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Guys tell me a good sensitivity for wrist aiming
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>>144315750
420
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>>144315750
umm I'll give you something you can train your wrist on~
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>tfw havent played cos nobody to play with
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>1 new friend request
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>>144317523
kissu~
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what the fuck

luminosity vs cloud9 is playing on some tv channel
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>>144315750
1.5 at 800 dpi
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>>144318758
It happened last week. Reruns bruh>>144318758
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>>144315750
I'm using 1.91 @ 400 DPI
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Ranked up~
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>>144315750
>wrist aiming
N E V E R
E V E R
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our boy the big KKona odeag is strumming
1738
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>>144319475
me in the pic :3
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>>144319692
Y tho, it feels more accurate to me and I've tried arm aiming
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>>144319475
who care...
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>>144319935
what sens did you use for arm aiming
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>>144320078
1.5-2 @400dpi
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taking my fat morning shit
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https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/738785233122779137
50/50 Seized cut or some stupid bait because it's Zeus
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is epsilon vs escape easy cash lads?
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>>144321572
he got a papercut after taking a huge dump

will miss the major
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>>144289942
they're gonna 2-0 calling it now

thats why i bet $220 on them
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>>144321572
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/738788200693567488
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>>144307467
no, the odds are the way they are for a reason

betting big on overdogs is the way to go
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>>144322008
no but g2 nip is
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>>144322390
they found a bandaid for the papercut
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anyone wants to play mm? join~
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243163233886/76561198305908765
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I bet Finland

maybe a bit too much

they're our guys
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>>144324593
need one more cutie~
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>>144324593
only if you're really cute
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>>144324854
ez for Team Finland from the Nordic nation of Finland in Europe.
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>>144324885
I am but someone already joined :^(
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>>144325095
well you're ugly anyway... so...
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>>144324854
or not, ez skins && ez wins today!
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>>144250891
>>Friendly reminder
https://youtu.be/Q9RjDRLBWio

holy fuck
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>>144326030
wtf! i hate cases now
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>queue up for mm
>get put on indian server
>have constant 150 ping
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>tfw I lost my music kit to finngols
Which one should I get, magog?
leaning towards java havana
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of course whe i bet on epsilon they're fucking shit

go fuck yourselves
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>>144326030
Did you like it?

The OP should always include that video from now on
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Anime is crap and doesn't belong in counter strike
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>>144328040
for real fuck im never betting on them again
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>>144328423
>3 anime guns
>2 anime stickers

ok
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>>144328457
yup fuck em.

seems like its a throw
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>>144326030
I've never bought a key though, I'm not an idiot
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>>144327335
>doubting winland

you had it coming perkele
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>>144325191
w-woah, rude! I'm not ugly
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UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH
GOTARDS?????
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quick buy seized stickers
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>>144328989
Should've really went for the 4.5 handicap
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>>144328196
>Did you like it?
yes
>The OP should always include that video from now on
good idea tbhlad
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>>144295716
so you buy the operation coins just to have them? why not try and get the gold coin pham
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>>144326030
I dont get it, we all know its dumb and costs a lot, whats new? I dont get the purpose of the video
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>>144329743
Stoaga will you accept my friend request so we can play?
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>>144329985
I dont play much though, exams and overwatch is what I do as of now
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>>144329743
Maybe because it helps us realize

>how shallow the system is
>how much money valve is banking from doing literal jack fucking shit
>how much we propagate this cancer by willingly buying and trading skins and keys
>in the end, the skin doesn't even need to look good, it just needs to be hard to obtain
>no one fucking cares what skins you have, only yourself

A mix of that and more. For me that video was needed self-introspection.
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>>144330085
Then just to talk then? Youre being pretty rude desu, i sent you a request like 3, 4 times and nothing.. Just wanted to chill tlak and play
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>>144330124
>omg valve is making money by people willingly buying their products ;-; how dare they be rich
who cares? do you hate lottery winners also?

>omg it's shallow
I spend large amounts of money on other superfluous items like my home, my clothes, my car, I don't care, what else would I do with the money? and again, who cares?
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>order pizza online
>they still call to confirm
like nigga if i wanted to talk i would have called you myself
i'm all shaky now
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>>144330124
Well yeah selling skins is what makes money but it took them time to get to that point where they can just shit out skins and people will waste money on it, made a good game, marketed it, put effort into it.

This is how real life works too. Look at all the big overpriced or luxury brands, nobody cares if you have them, their qualitiy isnt that special, people still buy them if they have the money.
Humans arent rational beings, there is literally nothing new about this seriously

>>144330165
Sure I'll accept
>>
real human bean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xpa068C4Ag
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>get matched with three russians, they're garbage
>they keep micspamming in russian
>mute them
>by the third round, the other non-russian on my team has quit
>still manage to carry
>win 16/12 in what was basically a 3v5 throughout the whole game
>"ez solo"
>both friendly and enemy team lose their shit
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>>144330991
why is he so mad about a meme game? did he honestly expect it to be a well designed competitive game?
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>>144331776
post scoreboard f*g boy show us the carry then
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>>144330991
ayy lmao

I wonder what he was expecting from a game that is not designed for competetive play. I still hope that shitshow can put a permanent to Valve's numbers so they atleast have some incentive to step it up.
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>>144330991
You know, people who thought Overwatch would be competitive piss me the fuck off, because they're so many of them. People who still clung to the idea that it would be competitive after having played the beta piss me off even more. Honestly it's pathetic.
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>>144332730
Well they have Hearthstone tournaments too. Meme shit will always find a way.
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leave the swedes to me
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>>144332730
>>144332862
It is obviously designed to be competitive just enough to have an esport scene, look at hs tourneys, massive shitshow nobody takes it serious yet still has a lot of viewers
>>
>queue dust2
>other team is a 5man of blatant wallers
>queue cache
>my team has no concept of map control or how CTs play on eco rounds and push by themselves
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
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>>144330681
>ordering pizza online when you can just call them
for what purpose?
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>>144334168
then you'd have to talk to people
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>>144334292
>hello yes i would like a pepperoni pizza
>yes thank you goodbye
it's that hard
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>>144333872
the match is too risky

not getting my skines no way hose
>>
>1 v 2 clutch situation
>place 5 perfect shots into one opponents chest with ak
>turn around for next enemy
>turns out only one shot registerd on the first one
>get headshotted
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>>144330991
that ban really affected him
>>
>>144334649

what kind of crust?
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>>144334717
>perfect shots
>chest
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>>144335117
He was close enough to make spraying more viable then aiming for the head.
I saw each shot hit on him.
The wall behind him had more then one blood splatter on it.
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>>144334858
Shut up KID
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>>144335434
rude
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>>144332126
ok
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Is he going to prison? What do you think he'd be charged with?
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>>144335668
>editing out ranks
lel
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>>144330873
Are you still here?
>>
>>144335668
woah what a shitter that Russian was yeah dropping a 30 bomb urgh you'd have been better off with a bot eww
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>>144335751
i'd just get bullied anyway

>>144335847
>all three camping the same corner with AWPs literally half the time
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:3c
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>>144336123
>300 wins
>SEM
are you playing on a touchpad?
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>>144336234
I'm at 198 idiot. IDK why I got played in god damn silver 4 when I was in gold nova before.
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>solo d2
>13yo russian thinking (s)he's zeus or some shit

why live
>>
>>144336234
mikes is a cool bean!
>>
>>144336371
top kek, next level satire
>>
>>144336371
you had charity rank baka

t. nova II with 50 wins >:^)
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>>144336776
not satire

>>144336874
I thought my charity rank was when I got to MG1 and then almost to MG2
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>it's illegal for US citizens to bet on CSGO
lel? this can't be real
>>
>>144338115
>M-MUH FREEDUMSS!!!11!!
>>
what
the
fuck
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/738813656004190208
>>
>it's another "the enemy team is smurfing" episode
>it's another "you're team is smurfing and deranking this game" episode
This game is honestly unplayable outside of shit like ESEA
>>
>>144338254
Memes are complete horse shit nowadays desu. Anime purists are cool
>>
>>144338115
It's illegal for EU citizens to use 4chan lol
>>
>>144338320
>it's another kid buys esea just to troll episode

>>144338320
both of those happen at the same time mostly. and it's one reason why getting out of silver can be a little changeling
>>
>>144338673
wow i really fucked up spelling like really fucking bad there.
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>>144338440
no it isn't
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>>144338917
not yet it ain't bitch tits
>>
>>144338976
what do you mean

it won't be blocked

we're not north korea
>>
>it's another "everybody gets 300 ping besides one guy on the enemy team, who kills us all while we're stuck in spawn" episode
>>
>>144339210
I love how this has being going on for months and they haven't even acknowledged the problem and promised that they work on it. They just don't give a shit.
>>
>>144339474
Why work on fixing the games problems when you can just release tacky skins for the autists and 12 year olds that pollute this game and make millions of dollars
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>>144264267

WOAW SO TACTICAL

ROFL
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>>144339083
Uhhh
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>ranking up every few matches
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN
WON'T STOP 'TILL GLOBAL
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>>144339723
well, shit
>>
>>144339729
I'm a higher rank with less wins and no prior experience stay mad shitter
>>
>>144339729
are the ranks really this fucked up right now
when I started playing a year and a half ago by the time I got 50 wins I was already master guardian
>>
why do FTM's look like dudes but MTF's look like grown up botchlings?
>>
>>144340931
'yes'
>>
>>144338115
source ??
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>>144341536
Not the guy who claims that, but I know for a fact that the Land of the Free has traditionally had very tight gambling laws that are essentially there to protect the casino industry.

Wouldn't be suprised if CS:GO betting was illegal in some states, but I doubt that they have any means to control it.
>>
>calls them self the land of the free
>has a shit ton of laws that restrict freedom in harmful ways
EPIC
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Thorin re-tweeting teenage girl instagram tier shit? Lol?
>>
do good drops ever happen when the game ends? every once in awhile I see a skin drop for someone as opposed to a case, but it's always a total dogshit skin that's the lowest grade and sells for like $0.03 on the market. I played dota before this where they got rid of chests and arcanas drop after games (rarely)
>>
>>144342848
>it's illumunto so it must be deep
>>
>>144343043
you will always get a skin drop after leveling up, but you can only get it once a week
it's usually complete shit but if you have the operation pass it can be decent, I once got a $8 skin drop
and the pass pays for itself if you get it early anyway
>>
>>144343043
I got a bravo case when I was level 3 in my second comp game, and nothing since
>>
just bought 30 seized stickers did i do good
>>
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So I'm new to CS:GO after investing thousands of hours into TF2, I've been playing Deathmatch to get a better feel for things and I'd like to know what the next step to gitting gud is. Never played a Counter-Strike game in my life so recoil patterns and stuff like that are all very new to me.
>>
>>144343738
buy 30 more baka
>>
>>144343798
>Never played a Counter-Strike game in my life
how is that possible
when i was a kid even girls played cs after school
>>
>>144343798
next step is killing yourself IDIOT
>>
>>144343798
use a low sens
use a big mousepad
make sure your fps are never less than 200
practice ak/m4 recoil pattern compensation until you can do it reliably in matches
practice your aim a lot
>>
>>144343798
just watch a lot of anime and you'll get good in no time
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>>144343798
just practice
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>>144339729
>play for 160,000 days
>surprised when you finally make it to silver 1
>>
>>144343663
>>144343249
cool thanks. it's mostly just cool in dota when someone in the lobby gets something worth $20+ and everyone freaks out so I wasn't sure if that ever happened.
>>
>>144342604
if you're talking about betting skins, then it's completely legal everywhere afaik because skins technically aren't money, even if they have real monetary value.
if you're talking about betting cash online through a sportsbook, i think it's "illegal" (might actually just be unregulated) but still very easy to do. There are a ton of unregulated sites that operate outside of the US but accept US costumers. Any of the big name sportsbooks are legit and trustworthy (I've had good experiences with a few), but the only problem is that if they get shut down or go out of business, any money you have on there is gone since the site isn't regulated by the government.
>>
>>144343970
I'm only nineteen and was never into PC gaming as a kid, didn't even know it was a thing. Was more into console and handheld games.

>>144344129
Thanks. I don't really get how the movement in CSGO works, it was simple in TF2 how you could move and fire at the same time but it seems like that's discouraged in this game. I'll try to learn more. Do I have to use my mic in pubs?
>>
>>144344557
>Do I have to use my mic in pubs?
By "pubs" do you mean casual/community servers or solo matchmaking?
For matchmaking you don't need to (I made it to dmg without using my mic once) but it helps. In casual you obviously don't need it at all.
>>
>>144344740
I guess casual servers. Sorry, still very unfamiliar with the game. Guess I'll stay away from matchmaking for now since I hate using mic. Thank you.
>>
NiP or G2?
>>
>>144345010
G2 ez
Didn't you see how NiP was struggling against Optic last night?
>>
>>144344979
>Guess I'll stay away from matchmaking for now since I hate using mic.
It's fine if you don't want to use your mic, particularly in lower ranks.
The first few matches you play will always be within the lowest rank possible so you don't have to worry about being bad or not using mic because chances are the other players will be even worse.
>>
>>144345010
reminder G2 hasn't lost a map to any team, online or lan, for almost a month

the chances of them losing two in a row to a team they're already 4-0 against in the past month is absurdly low

desu the odds should be worse than they are now, if current NIP is a tier 1 team current G2 is a tier 0 team
>>
>>144344557
>Thanks. I don't really get how the movement in CSGO works, it was simple in TF2 how you could move and fire at the same time but it seems like that's discouraged in this game.
Rifles are extremely inaccurate if you're moving. Use SMGs, never stop moving, and you'll easily wreck shit up to DMG.
>Do I have to use my mic in pubs?
If you're decent, at lower ranks you can pretend your teammates are bots and solo steamroll, but at higher ranks good communication with your team is mandatory.
This is for comp of course, you really don't need it for other modes.
>>
>Overwatch is killing LoL more than Cs
cool desu
>>
>>144346878
LoL is killing itself, Riot is one of the most incompetent companies to ever be successful

Even some of the most cucked of their playerbase are getting angry about all the shit they're pulling
>>
>>144346878
didn't riot fuck up the matchmaking in LoL recently? isn't that why it's dying?
>>
>>144347060
Why is their new mm so bad? Isnt it pretty much cs or almost any other games mm system?
>>
>Seized lied to get a visa
Wow, did he hang out with Pyth recently?
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>>144345294
And they even got a map against Luminosity last tournament.
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>>144347159
>Isnt it pretty much cs or almost any other games mm system?
most games have really shit matchmaking in case you didn't know
from what I understand they removed the solo only queue which is something every game should have and it's fucking retarded that csgo doesn't
>>
>>144347159
the difference between queuing with any number of players in LoL and CS is enormous

CS has a lot more to do with individual skill (a godly aimer can 1 versus 5 a game in ranks lower than their own, etc.) and you also have voice chat to strategize with your teammates whether you're queued together or not

in LoL not only is the game balanced around teamwork (even the best player in the world could lose a game to gold shitters if the rest of his team didn't connect) but there's no in-game voice chat

The decline isn't just the MM system though, the game's balance has been nightmarish recently. They just keep adding ridiculous shit and they're too hesitant to nerf any of it. Imagine CS if we got a new R8 every week.
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>>144345294
g2 is in godmode right now
dont plan on betting against them for a while
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>>144346878
I can imagine that. League is killing itself

>>144347159
Because there is no solo queue anymore and its a MOBA
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>>144347797
>there's no in-game voice chat
are you serious?
how the fuck do people play that shit?
>>
>>144348469
>literally played LoL all day and posted on /lolg/ the rest of the time for about 3 years straight
>couple months ago just get fed up with all the bullshit and stop playing entirely
>don't miss it at all
even the /lolg/ threads are shit now, they're filled with unironic redditors and noname newfags


>>144348657
voice chat leads to toxicity and people being verbally harassed :))))
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>>144348657
>wow stop feeding maybe?
[this account has been two week banned for toxicity]
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>>144348861
Hey i used to play league for 3 years too, I played since release until season 3 ending then I quit. The game just changes too much for no reason
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>>144348469
Youll accept my request now as we talked earlier in the thread, will you?
>>
>join NA CEVO game with 14 ping
>14-14
>my name is "NA scene"
>wow fuck this kid
>I don't like him
>European faggot nice name
>get two 5ks and peace out

uhhhhh ameribabs?
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>>144350591
>american cs:go
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>>144350591
>cevo

there's your problem
>>
>TFW HE FELL FOR THE OVERWATCH MEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xpa068C4Ag
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>>144351649
he should stop resting his hand on the gearstick!! 2 hands on the steering wheel!! pleasee
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>>144351649
these are steels best moments. im certain he will get some backlash
>>
when do i make the transition from casual to competitive? i have 70ish hours played. i usually end up somewhere in the middle on the scoreboard
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>>144353480

just play. its better to get placed in a shit bracket and work your way up while goofing off than to get placed at LEM off the bat and struggle just to not get deranked
>>
>>144351649
>this should exist
>>
>>144353642
simple when
>>
It's literally impossible to play with Europeans. 80% of them are inbreds. Especially brits. If you're british please remove yourself from existence.
>>
>According to PC Gamer, some people are even reporting bans that span multiple copies of the game. “Bought the game again,” said one alleged cheater. “Didn’t hack on it at all, just wanted to enjoy the game a bit. Two days later—banned again. Bought the game... again. But before doing that, I deleted Overwatch and launcher completely. Enjoyed it again without cheating only for a day.” They claim they even tried altering hard drive IDs, MAC address, BiosDate, and buying a VPN, but they still kept getting banned.

why does valve not do this ??

http://gamerant.com/overwatch-cheat-ban-341/
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>>144355973
because they know some cheaters will buy the game again after being banned and they care more about money than the actual game itself
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>>144354675
>GUIS WHY ARENT U GETTIN SICK PICKS GUYS JESUS I THOUGHT EU WAS GOOD WHERE IS THE HERO PLAYS GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>144354675
I'm not british but I'll take your advice anyway.
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so americans you got a bunch of fast food joints when my town has only like mcdonalds, burger king subway and some local joints while you got literally everything

what's the best fast food chain?
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>>144335668
>dying 18 times to less than dmg shitters

kek kys failure
>>
>>144315750
are you also looking for a tournament for gn4-mg2?
>>
>>144356937
my towns got McDonalds Pizza Hut Subway. I have one upped you/
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>>144356937
kys express
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>>144356937
>eating fast food
i guarantee you wear shorts in public
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>>144356937
my town has a macdonalds and a chippy

need to upsize soon, could do with a subway
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>>144356937
chik-fil-a, jack in the box, carl's jr, and popeyes
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>>144357280
>Doesn't wear shorts in public
Not everyone has pasty white chicken legs nerdburglar. Show off dem calf muscles, pleb.
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>>144358817
>scam him
>get trade banned

err, don't
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>>144358817
yeah? obviously

if he's not a complete retard he'll report you to a site like steamrep though so your reputation will be tarnished if you plan on trading in the future

if you don't it's probably good value
>>
>>144358817
i don't know anything about IRL trading skins for cash, but based on my experience in MMOs and other social based games with tradeable goods where some are worth a lot,

if anyone tries to contact you out of the blue about an item you have, there's a 99.9% chance they are scamming you

if you want to sell your howl, there are websites to do it with reputable middlemen/escrow services
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r8 mi smokes pls
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>>144358938
Chikfila is only top tier you listed. Rest is trash.
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>>144359194
That smoke is trash, you're literally giving them a favor.
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>>144359253
>popeyes is trash

WEW lad

i can understand not liking the other two, but if you can't appreciate popeyes...
>>
>>144359253

Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
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>>144359336
not the guy you're replying to but that smoke doesn't seem trash, but it seems like a waste
it's better to have a smoke jungle, ct, stairs and triple rather than up close for no reason especially when that's the guy that dies first anyway
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>>144359194
this seems really dangerous desu

any cts hiding behind it are gonna be tough to check for

maybe in a coordinated setup where jungle, connector, stairs, and ct are also obscured it could be useful
>>
so I was talking to this retard on steam with a st m4 how fn, I added him and asked him for a trade. offered to pay half first without even an escrow agent, then he would trade the weapon then I'd pay the other half.

the idiot said he'd even think about it, I said "ok". so should I scam him for a half price m4 howl? help me out shady csgo traders.
>>
>>144359460
>>144359471
Oh my bad, didn't mean to crop Popeyes in there. I don't eat fried chicken out much but the couple times I had it, it was better than most

Carl Jrs and Jack in the Box is garbage though, its not an argument, its a statement you fucking retard.
>>
hey guys my friend has a st m4 howl fn and he said he was talking to a guy about selling it and the guy offered to pay half of the money up front and half after receiving the item

my friend was thinking about scamming him after he gets the first half of the money and not trading him the howl. should i tell him to do it?
>>
>>144359984
No cause thats fucking wrong ya fuckass
>>
>>144359667
>>144359984
We have created a new epic meme xD
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>>144359984

go for it dude haha it will be epic! xDD

WHY IN THE FUCK is this general infested with underage FUCKS
>>
2
more
hours
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>>144360465
2 hours until the match starts

3 hours until i can collect my free hundred bucks from dumb nip fans
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>got left in TWO(!!!!) 15-14 1v1 situations today due to teammates peeking like dummies in post plant 2v2/2v1
>still managed to clutch both times, but only barely with <20 hp
this can't be good for my health
>>
>>144360542
ez pz skinees
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>have to stay up all night to see the finals

bravo ameriturds
>>
>still 1+ hour to go

fucking Ameriturds
>>
>>144362731
>>144362645
rofl get fucked eu cucks
>>
Memers2 or Reddit in Pyjamas?
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>have to drive for 3 hours in 5 hours
>haven't slept

Should I watch finals?
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>>144363020

no retard go to sleep, it's not an important match and you need to stay sharp on the road.

Go to sleep NOW
>>
Hey /csgog/
So, there are very few online tournaments for teams here, and all of them are so badly managed. I'm pretty sure I can plan a better tournament than most if I put the time in it, and gather a couple good people. Thing is, me and my mates rather play in a tournament than run one. How much of a conflict of interests is it to run and play in your tournament?
>>
>>144363020
If you can drive drunk you can drive tired
>>
does someone ustream tbs so us eurocucks can see the full broadcast?
>>
>>144363372
What's the worst that could happen?

>>144363634
I forgot to mention I'm not gay. So I don't drink.
>>
>>144363760
https://www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
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>>144362938
I'm just not betting

g2 are my favourite, but their recent success is entirely based on shox and scream carrying harder than your average smurf, so if they don't show or choke they could easily lose to nip, the team which just has the better tournament consistentcy. that said nip themselves have been playing awfully this tournament, with them getting fisted by g2 earlier this week, and that awful showing against optic last night f0rest pulled a fucking 2:14 ratio on cobble (which is my exact problem, if they just get their act together I have no doubt they could definitely even the odds against g2).
>>
>>144363818
sweet thanks famalam
>>
>>144363807
>i'm not gay
Jump under a wheel instead of getting in front of one
>he doesn't drunk drive
Giant pussy alert
>>
>>144363935
Well I'm not openly gay at least.
>>
>>144364282
Is your Roman name Fagius Pussicum Maximus?
>>
>>144364356
Is your Roman name Abouticus Togeticus Assdickedus?
>>
>>144364402
lmao @ your like bro. I'd say come at me but so failed so hard you just got sent to Remedial Comebacks. Suh
>>
>g2 1.6 odds on fanobet

ayy lmao tnx 4 ez skines fuckboizz
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>>144364617
u gay kid
>>
>>144364818
You're so in the closet you found a new entrance to Narnia
>>
>>144363562
hopefull bump?
>>
>>144364924
OH FUCK
>>
>>144364924
Jokes on you, now I can escape from our shitty trash world to a good one.
>>
anyone got a full broadcast stream?
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post your bets!
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>>144367120
Damn those are nice nipple odds
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>>144367120
>>
>20 minutes left

im so fucking boreeeeeeeeddddddddd
say something funny guys
>>
>>144367549
...
woozle wuzzle
>>
>>144367549
her: so U Like Memes?? i didnt kno That o_O
me: y-yes
her: hehE gRumpy cat LoLz so wHat kind oF stuff do u liKe?
me: Well for the most part I'm into post-ironic momcore, neo-autism, dank revival, backwards compatible image macros, news article satire, vaporwave, zany animals, and expressionist rage comics
her: .............. kewl XD
>>
Your friendly Bdubs server here. Get the fuck to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch eLeague and hang out. Be sure to tip your waiters!
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>>144368567
can i tip them with my c*ck?
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>>144367120
I couldn't choose anon, decided to pussy out and just not bet in the end
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>>144368695
Just give em the tip!
>>
Seems infinityg_tv will be doing it again.
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>>144368567

>watching esports in public willingly
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Is a Steelseries Qck (320x270mm) big enough or should i get a Qck+ (450x400mm) for more play room when i move the mouse around?

Using 20 cm for a 360 sensitivity. My fear is that i'll have to reposition way too often with the Qck.

Alternatively, what mousepad size are you guys using?
>>
I'm in my university dining commons right now and I see Moe on the TV screen. Has CSGO made it big?
>>
>>144367120
$220 for g2 on csgl
>>
>>144369467
get a qck+ then
or a qck heavy if you really can't find the qck+
>>
>>144369467
i have the qck+ and is perfect for me
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>>144369509
post picture
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>>144369467
I play on a leather topped writing desk identical to this so I don't need or use a mousepad.
>>
>>144369467
I have the QCK and it's ok, but I'd much rather get a xyper x fury M or L now.
>>
>>144369806
what is the purpose of this post
>>
>>144370082
to remind you that mousepads are for poorfags such as yourself baka~~
>>
>>144370137
>being in silver
>>
friberg looks like a person that would be really nice to meat in real life I think he looks really friendly I think
>>
>>144370439
haha same
>>
these map picks are really shit fuck G2
>>
gl g2!
>>
>>144369878
What makes the HyperX Fury better?
>>
>sewage2k and reddit1g streaming during a tournament

Who the fuck do these kids think they are?
>>
>>144370743
Cheap, bigger size, better material, not a silver reddit company. I wouldn't have bought a qck if I had other options back then. Although I have the qck mass, which is thicker and I like that, but it's whatever.
>>
>>144370786
reddit1g used to complain about tournaments and too many tournaments going on and taking his viewership
>>
>>144371134
What a cancerous faggot.
>>
our guys are in the lead! but those first few rounds weren't all that clean...
>>
I fucking hate semmler and this fat faggot. They're both to shit at commentating.
>>
>>144371201
yeah, he's a retard
you could probably still find some of the tweets where people called him out but he probably deleted most of them
maybe someone screenshotted them and posted them on hltv if you need to see them
>>
Is eleague on tv 60fps?
>>
>pyth has one angle to clear
>doesn't
>forest has one angle to clear
>doesn't

What the fuck am I watching?
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>dead game
>dead old as fuck thread
>literally no OP image

>casters jumping ship

LMAO
>>
>>144371647
I wonder if thorin will go to overtrash.
>>
>>144371647
thooooooorin is a fucking faggot anyway, doto fags can have him
>>
>>144371824
you think he'd survive in a blizzard game?
pretty sure you can be penalized for saying faggot in OW


>>144371942
hello reddo
>>
ScreaM what was that.
>>
>try to start a televised league to increase interest in eSports
>televise a "finals" match between washed up swedes and blatant hackers

nice
>>
>>144372082
I don't know, I'm in an openly racist guild in WoW and I've never been banned for speaking my mind where ever I want.
>>
>>144371361
i agree but keep in mind this casting is supposed to be for casuals/normies. that's the whole point of eleague
>>
>>144372183
I'm 100% sure pyth uses the same cheat shox has.
>>
>>144372357
A buddy told me moe was a caster too. Literally what the fuck, he's a braindead silver retard.
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Hey, looking for a couple more people to do some ranked with.

Got another guy off here who's GN1 and I'm GN2. Reply if you wanna lose with us!
>>
>>144372598
>willingly playing with gold novas
>>
>>144372717
>shit posting and not playing video games instead
>>
>>144372864
Every post you make is automatticaly a shitpost, if you're gn trash.
>>
Friiiberrrrrggg
>>
>>144372183
>AT 4AM
>>
>>144372864
i'm watching eleague and playing pokemans and listening to music and shitposting

i'm 500% more productive than you you glorified silver shitlord
>>
>>144372908
1v1 me you fucking fag and I'll end your life and you're family
>>
>>144372953
10pm *
>>
uhhh g2?!?!?!
>>
>team dominates the whole week
>play like silvers once i put a bet on them

can't believe i stayed up for this buttclench
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>he betted on g2
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>>144372978
I wish I was in highschool again
>>
are you guys friends with /srg/?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio
brb selling my skins
>>
>>144373276
Lol
>>
Anyone got that juicy stream link for TBS?
>>
>>144373038
12pm*
>>
>>144373274
nah i'm a 22 year old neet watching cs and playing pokemon at 6am

i wish i was in high school at least i saw other people more than once a week back then
>>
>>144373371
....?
>>
>>144373010
1v1 my dick fukkboi
>>
>>144373276
we are
waddup senpai
>>
>>144373559
>tfw 6 AM and have to drive for 3-4 hours in 3 hours without having slept at all
>>
We learners
>>
>>144373741
>tfw i don't even have a license yet

when did you wake up

t. wakes up around 4pm-7pm because neet
go to sleep anon
>>
>>144372598
euro??
>>
>>144373887
Woke up at 9 because I just got a job the other day, also got my license this year at 23. I used to be you before that. Maybe you'll do these things soon too.
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>he bet on frogs
>>
what rank should i be to not get wrecked if i go on esea/faceit? i'm mge (don't play much mm because 64tick lol)
>>
>>144374335
get at least DMG if you plan on playing on ESEA/faceit
you'll only get flamed otherwise and it's not gonna be fun for you
>>
>>144374335
Don't play faceit, unless you have brain damage.
>>
LOL CAN SOMEONE WEBM GET_RIGHT
>>
eddshawd muhshee'
>>
>xist tries to stewie2k but flashes himself instead
>>
HOT DAMN BODYY
>>
APPLEBOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR
>>
>it's another NiP throws on CT side script

how many times can they use this one before they retire it?
>>
im scared somebody hold me
>>
>ninjas in pajamas
>wearing jeans
um?
>>
>>144375229
Uhhh they already won
>>
My bf Friberg cuckd those French boys lol
>>
guys... our guys... they're performing, but nip is performing better... friberg is a PROBLEM
>>
>>144375581
quick somebody get the american news media

we can frame pyth as a school shooter and get him arrested mid-match
>>
>>144375902
just put a white child next to friberg and say it got into the gorilla cage and they'll shoot him. #justiceforharambee
>>
baguette bois
>>
>shox wearing shorts on stage

UHHH GOTARDS!?!!
>>
>>144376135
wow i thought he was our guy

literally dropped
>>
>>144376135
good looking people can wear shorts in public
>>
>>144376031
>tell forest he should turn up in a cop uniform for the lols
>get black teenage gang member to attack him
>forest defends himself and becomes ostracized
or
>forest doesn't defend himself like the sweedcuck he is and can't play
>>
I don't want this to go to a third map because I'm tired already...

it's much too late
>>
>>144376494
it's only 8:25 what's wrong with you
>>
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>>144376228
>becomes ostracized
what country do you think Eleague is in?
>>
>>144376494
too bad! g2 is winning this!!!
>>
>>144345010
I bet 20 bucks on nip for the hell of it.
>>
>>144376494
>implying it will
>>
how come gog doesn't have a caster?
literally the casters are reddit
>>
>>144376860
inb4 dust poster
>>
>all these mp7s
Should I start buying it instead of ump? why or why not?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzmhqwB_AY
>>
if g2 wins this ill succ off every homo in this thread
>>
>>144377361
Ur gonna suck it anyways when nip wins
>>
>>144377652
who's gonna make me?
>>
>>144377009
higher fire rate but less damage and shorter range, more of just and upgraded mp9, while the ump is a downgraded rifle. comes down to playstyle in the end, and which side you're playing too I guess.
>>
>G2

when are these cucks being sent back to the kitchen/
>>
>>144378073
mp7 is way more accurate is the thing
>>
>france in charge of not getting blown the fuck out
>>
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>bet on NiP
lose
>bet against NiP
lose

JUST
>>
>fuck around for 20-30 seconds
>set up smoke positions
>throw smokes over 3 walls
>rush into site and shoot people

gotards?
>>
>SHOX
>>
>>144378446
>xist on 17
>rpk on 2
>>
HIGH LEVEL MIND GAME!!
>>
>french cucs
>>
>>144378686
eu cs is so insane compared to na lmao
>>
>aliases that end in 'y' or 'ie'

is this the sign of a nu-male cuck?
>>
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>CreaM
>>
Is Scream a Muslim?
>>
>>144360542
u were saying? :)
>>
>eleague observers cant turn vsync on

im sure that screen tearing looks great on TV
>>
A R B Y S

R

B

Y

S
>>
>>144373276
shit reddit games?
>>
wew bodyy
>>
>teamkill

Fucking kek
>>
rpk literally ran into bodyy's line of fire lmao
>>
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ITS ILLEGAL TO GET A PATERNITY TEST IN FRANCE

>FRENCH CS

LMAO
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>pee poo esports
thanks for the skines csgog
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>they bet on frogs

HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?!
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>tfw our boys win
YESS
>>
>bet 70 bucks on NiP
>actually won
well shit, i'm surprised.
>>
>>144380114
only my time

which is worthless
>>
>>144380114
My brother lost 50 dollaridoos
>>
>Please wait a bit. Item draft is under progress or servers are under very heavy load. Come back in a short while...

I want my salty French skines now!!
>>
>your map pick
>literally do nothing but standard setups n get run over every round
uhhh frogtards??
>>
>entire general puts up money and posts for G2
>forget the goldnen rule to always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says
>bet on NiP instead

Casual traders baka. When will they learn?
>>
>>144380537
literal reddit-tier names
>>
>>144380692

t. literal poorfag
>>
>>144380749
he's right tho
>>
>>144380749
No seriously though
>pussy destroyer
>Bad dragon
>Case hard-on
>Bane of normies
Literally cringeworthy. Clearly a case of maximum memespouting autism.
>>
>>144380537
>that lack of taste
all money no class
>>
>>144380948

I didn't name 2 of these, they were trades from generous anons on the general.
Go ahead and guess which 2 they were?
>>
>>144380749
>>144380537
prety reddit tier desu senpai 300
>>
>>144381120
Doesn't really matter, you clearly like the names since you didn't bother to reset them
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>>144380537
No taste pleb detected
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>>144381378
>tfw first reply
>am NiP fan
uhhh???
>>
>>144381272
Why is Stainless so perfect? One of my top 5 favorite skins in the entire game
>>
>>144381378
Easiest bait of my life. :)
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>>144380537
>>144381272
>i collect virtual skines
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>>144381474

literally a weapon skin from Goldeneye
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>>144381272
i like your taste
>>
>>144381378
please note the team I bet on in the image of >>144368743 bb, I was dumping £0.03 skins because they were cluttering my inventory
>>
csgo sucks
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>>144378446
>bet on g2
>win
>bet against g2
>win
>>
fug :DDD

good thing i'm not a poor person so losing $150 doesn't matter to me
>>
>>144369467
Why are you asking other people if how much space your fatlord arms move around?
>>
>page 10

uhhhhh

gotards??
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Why are the people most eager to add you and do MM the ones that are incompetent or don't even bother to try?
>>
>>144389073
because they want to get carried
>>
>>144389458
Yeah, I get that.

But how the fuck does someone expect to get carried if they're actively sabotaging the match or refusing to be quiet
>>
>>144389545
keep in mind the average shitter doesn't even know he's bad and why he's bad
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>>144373276
Idk, are we?
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>>144390791
>ill fight them
Reminder cosmo hides posts with he, him in them
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>>144329743
>I dont get it, we all know its dumb and costs a lot, whats new? I dont get the purpose of the video
Probably the stagnation of game updates due to cosmetics, therefore contributing to a bad game.
>>144330873
ould fix this issue in game, crack down massive amounts of cheating, fix this glitch etc
>or we'll just release more skins and thousands of people will buy them

>Well yeah selling skins is what makes money but it took them time to get to that point where they can just shit out skins and people will waste money on it, made a good game, marketed it, put effort into it.
>csgo
>good game
Lol no. It is not even remotely balanced, they haven't fixed the hitscan, rapant cheating, etc. It's sad how retards will chow down cosmetic appearances that have no affect on gameplay over an actual good fucking game.
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So I want to start playing CSGO, but I've got two questions.

Should I buy it now or wait for the summer sale assuming it starts next month, and will my computer be able to run it well enough that I won't have to worry about frame drops?

I'm pretty retarded when it comes to PC's, but I've been playing CS: Source without any real problems so far.
>>
>>144391678
>people still think the windows properties say anything about your specs
post speccy or fuck off
>>
>>144329743
>I dont get it, we all know its dumb and costs a lot, whats new? I dont get the purpose of the video
Probably the stagnation of game updates due to cosmetics, therefore contributing to a bad game.
>we could fix this issue in game, crack down on massive amounts of cheating, fix this glitch etc
>or we'll just release more skins and thousands of people will buy them
>>144330873
>Well yeah selling skins is what makes money but it took them time to get to that point where they can just shit out skins and people will waste money on it, made a good game, marketed it, put effort into it.
>csgo
>good game
Lol no. It is not even remotely balanced, they haven't fixed the hitscan, rapant cheating, etc. It's sad how retards will chow down utterly pointless cosmetic appearances that have no affect on gameplay over an actual good fucking game.
>>
>>144391805
it literally does you autist
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>>144391805
Is this more accurate?
>>
>laptop gaymen
>>
>>144391678
>>144392079
still doesn't show everything but at least now I'm sure you don't have a graphics card
if it runs it will be at very low settings with low fps
don't buy notebooks if you want to play games
>>
>>144392435
Thanks for the info. I'm slowly saving for a desktop right now so my laptop is all I've got until then.
>>
Had a aim+wall hacker last week. Just checked and he's online
http://steamcommunity.com/id/zephaas/

How long does it take for overwatch to work? Is overwatch ban the same as a vac ban?
>>
>>144392758
ow only reviews comp games in teh last 24 hours
>>
>>144392758
if he was blatant and played multiple games in a day, he'll probably get banned within a day or two.
if not he probably won't get banned at all.
and yes ow bans are the same as vac bans, just a different name
>>
why are my teams always the retards in casual? like it's getting to the point where it doesnt matter how the first half of a casual round goes, the remaining 5 people on both sides will play so horribly they will lose no matter how big the lead they had.

i dont want to start a comp match already pre-tilted
>>
>>144393009
>casual
literally who cares
casual is like 99% silver 1s
>>
>>144393060
but muh warmups and playing for fun

but seriously, it's not even the silvers. they're retards and i understand that. there's good players who will just watch a single angle and not react to an enemy running behind them and killing the entire team but then get 4+ kills before going down.
>>
>>144393009
The only, and I mean only times I have played casual was to fuck around with mouse sensitivity settings and other crap like that. Maybe once or twice as a faux-warmup.

Nobody plays casual seriously.
>>
>>144392079
>laptop
Don't bother desu. The game's not even that good.
>>
>>144393189
Probably playing without sound and just not paying attention.
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>>144392967
Been more than 2 days. Couldn't be anymore blatant.
>>
>>144393671
Kills don't make someone a blatant hacker, anon.
>>
>>144393621
i mean i watched 5 guys stand in B apts on mirage for a full minutes, smoking themselves off while the site was empty then only start going once the cts started killing them with an awp from market. it's just mind boggling. people will throw a great flash then just stand and not check if anyone was there or even just use it push
>>
>>144393862
I have the replay too. Half his kills are wallbangs with a dak dak. This is DMG rank btw
>>
>>144394002
>dak dak
ugh the aussies are up
>>
>>144394002
>dak dak
wtf is that?
>>
>>144394063
Its 1735 here mate. Why wouldn't we be up. What do you guys call the dak dak?
>>
>>144394105
he means auto
>>
>>144394132
autos
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>>144394604
>he vapes
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>>144394886
>not taking the next best thing to addy
>>
>>144394956
allergy pills?
>>
>>144394604
>casters get their own personal /csgog/ twink bf
Not fair.
>>
>>144395196
gtr is neither csgog nor a twink
>>
our guy flusha is streaming famalams
>>
What are these pins? Have an offer for $9.99

It is just a digital item right? Buy it then sell it on the market for $16?
>>
you can buy it and open it hoping that youd get a good pin and then sell it or keep it
>>
>>144395819
It is just the digital pin right? They don't ship you the physical pin?

If thats the case I am gonna buy then sell it on the market. Easy 6 bucks


Which reminds me, anyone selling a csgo steam gift for cheaper than $15. About time I get a smurf to take advantage of offers like this
>>
did anyone watch the g2 vs nip game? why is draft delayed?
>>
>>144396632
Terrible game
Pubish bets
>>
>>144396827
what?
>>
>>144398643
i totally forgot the source but video isn't that good.
>>
awww hell naw they didnt give me back my skins

we dota2lounge now
>>
this is why you shouldn't have a team that just relies purely on aim because they will lose badly once the rng gods are not on their side

>tfw g2 forgot to hit the DMs before the match
>>
g2 got 30k at the end so it doesnt really matter
>>
i don't understand how eleague group stage works. Why are there playoffs if every team already played against each others ??
So G2 are eliminated despite winning against every team before ?
>>
>>144372598
add me
id/animeaboveall
>>
>>144264267
>Dying
>>
>>144295716
pre-rank shift I assume?
>>
>>144315750
when I was bad and wrist aimed I used 1000dpi/5.35 sens
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I just ranked up to SMFC after trying so hard to get back to it after the rank-shift. Are you guys proud?
>>
>>144401089
Im not sure if you are who i think you are
>>
>>144402162
probably not
if you want you can add me and find out~
>>
>>144372598
I can join you guys with my smurf, it's MG2
>>
>>144402272
Do you have another acc on steam that has a name starting with B?
>>
>>144402357
I do
>>
>>144402557
Fuck you dont talk to me -_-
>>
>>144402052
NOPE!!! ROLXXXX roll one up smoke a blunt gimme dat bitch i hit dat butt WOOOWOWOOW
>>
>>144401598
i didn't die, i got knocked back from the explosion.

here take a webm
>>
>>144402557
Im not >>144402640, i like you :3
>>
>>144402640
>>144403024
w-who are you? message me please
>>
>>144402843
What the fuck is this shit?
>>
>>144403098
see
>>144264267
>>
how far can you get with 90 average fps?
i'm mg2 with 77 wins currently and i'm not sure if i want to put in massive amounts of time grinding this game if i'm just going to get destroyed by faggots with 300+ fps on higher ranks.
>>
>>144403091
I think you know who i am, silly..
>>
>>144403195
:3
>>
>>144403139
Looks like shit desu
>>
>>144403159
Lower the resolution and graphical settings until you get 120+fps after that it doesn't really matter.
>>
>>144403464
rude >:c
>>
>>144403159
it doesnt matter 90 is plenty if you have a 60hz monitor
>>
>>144403461
:3
>>
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>>144278791
>>
>>144404056
great post friend

if you honestly predicted nip to win before tonight, based on recent events, you're a fucking idiot
>>
>>144404534
If you think that you should always bet on the team that is more likely to win, you're completely misunderstanding fundamental basics of gambling.
>>
>>144404056
>tfw lose 20 underdog bets in a row and then finally win one while posting smug faces and laughing at max betters

truly the best csgo feel
>>
>>144404652
>bet on a team that's almost guaranteed to lose
>they lose for obvious reasons
>you wasted your money

i get it, variance, etc but you're still a huge retard

i'm not upset about the loss of my skins, i didn't bet anything i play with and i'll get it back eventually
>>
>>144404534
I did and got some nice skins from it

the only idiot here is the one who lost $200 on what was blatantly a risky bet with bad returns anyway. refer to >>144363823 being pretty on point
>>
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>>144404862
>underdog betting
>>
>>144394604
has gtr lost weight? he looks cute again
>>
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>>144391929
I dont think cosmetic updates delay patching that bad.
>cheat
Well I mean its cs...
>>
https://youtu.be/aHL46U7UWNU
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id/ifee/inventory/#730

rate my skines
>>
>bet on G2
>2:0'd by nipples
fug
>>
ayo wassup. anyone down for some comp? im mge. hit me up.
>>
who here actually jacks off to anime porn?
>>
>>144411481
I got an MGE smurf if you want we can play a game
http://steamcommunity.com/id/NekoChanBottie/
>>
>>144412063
I do 2bh
>>
>>144412063
Depends really.
>>
>>144412063
I usually just jerk off to my cute bf
>>
what buy?
trying to get a stattrak awp skin, maybe another knife too
>>
>>144413235
whats your budget faggot
>>
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>>144413235
forgot pic

>>144413257
here

im thinking of a stattrak black asiimov i kinda liked the normal one i owned for a while
>>
>>144412063
I jerk off with my bf
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>>144413235
>buying skins
>>
>>144413441
>unironically being poor in the year 2016

why havent you ended it all yet
>>
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>>144413441
>not having 2 knives
>>
>>144413413
hyper beast mw st is bae, you can upgrade your knife with rest of your money
>>
>>144413527
fuck you...
>>
>>144413798
i see you post this image a lot and i really like it
can i save it? :3
>>
>>144413413
buy all the asiimovs and bet them till you can get the overrated medusa
>>
>>144414629
i dont want medusa or d-lore though

they don't come stattrak

i ended up buying a fn st graphite because im in love with the non-st one i already have

suggest me stickers
>>
>>144414747
pony stickers
>>
>>144414747
The original foil ones like the crown headhunter or the flammable warning one
>>
>>144415651
flammable is pretty nice

i'm thinking a flammable on the scope
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wew
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>>144417151
i dont get it
>>
>>144417327
thats what you get for having an incendiary out when crossing instead of a knife

the 5 extra velocity makes you much harder to hit
>>
>>144417398
but what was so special about that shot? seems pretty standard imo.
>>
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>>144251458
400dpi and 2sens in csgo
400dpi and 1.2sens in 1.6
>>
>>144417151
that looks like a silver game
>>
>>144417834
how about watching the whole webm
>>
>>144418374
you hit a shot mid and then camp spawn. what's the big deal?
>>
>>144418643
its not my webm but it looks like a CT burned himself to death without realizing
>>
>>144418704
nope. it was the awp shot that killed him.
>>
>tfw ruin a chance with a cutie boy from here
I hate myself ;___;
>>
>>144420779
Please don't hate yourself it's not your fault!
>>
>>144420779
its literally your fault youre worthless
now be gone
>>
>>144420779
awww, poor thing :(
>>
>>144420779
who was it?
>>
>>144421102
It is ;_;

>>144421123
Yes, im a pussy

>>144421261
Its ok, ill maybe find someone else sooner or later.. Maybe he will come back to me after a while if things fail with the other boy, who knows

>>144421303
I dont wanna bring up any names or anything
>>
>>144421427
tell me the first 2 letters of his name
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New thread

>>144421491
>>144421491
>>144421491
>>
im making the new thread. nobody else make one
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>>144421547
we cant use this thread because the op image will be deleted. dont worry tho, because im making a new one.
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>>144421534
No, its not important
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