Katawa Shoujo General #3041
Yuuko(n) Potato edition. Edition
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im here
>>144181304
Hellooo.
>>144181382
hi
Birthday surprises are best surprises
>>144181487
We don't get very many skellingtons here.
To what do we owe this visit?
>>144181304
>>144181487
>>144181382
sppoky
>>144181583
sorry if i scared you
>>144181576
shitposting
>>144181701
Oh, okay then.
good i spooked everyone off
time to be a loner like in real life
ooooooohhhhhh spooky times
>>144182082
I'm always here man, but it's hard to shitpost in multiple threads while watching anime.
>>144182225
no this is skeleton thread now
>>144182253
Careful Mr Skellington.
My platonic love for this qt blind waifu far exceeds anything you can muster.
>>144182368
ok lilly is pretty good
but she'd be a better skeleton
>>144182368
Aye. We must repel the skellingtons, should they make advances towards our township and peace.
>>144182425
Them be fightin' words.
>>144182447
>>144182518
Lilly has Scottish blood in her veins. She'll fuck your shit up.
>>144182626
no
i'll just bone her
>>144182760
>He thinks he can touch this.
>>144182803
but she's blind
skelentons are silent
how would she get me?
>>144182850
The rattling of your dry bones
>>144182850
>Skellingtons
>Silent
Go rattle your rhetoric somewhere else.
>>144182876
i clearly said skelentons are silent
>>144182926
>>144182876
im going to make lilly go skelntin
and there's nothing you can do about it
>>144183113
I'd like to see you try you smarmy cunt, I'll put you back in the gorund.
>>144182926
>>144182876
it's already been done
>>144183208
>implying that's Lilly.
>>144183285
it is cus she's now skeleton
she was sodukeod' by me
Hi!
>>144183318
She was what?
>>144183361
sorry meant seduced
im just a skeklktin is hard to type
>/ksg/ has been around before the birth of /vg/
>it still has threads
>it's not in either vn or hentai game threads
>no new content is ever going to happen
What is there to honestly fucking talk about? /co/ fucking shelves steven universe threads when it's not on air because there isn't anything new happening. So why is this shit still around? What can you guys fucking add to still keep this shit up? You drive away all of your content creators. So what is there to honestly talk about?
>>144183357
Hello. How are you?
>>144183409
No, I think you were right the first time.
Sudokus can be quite difficult.
>>144183452
Thanks, doc.
>>144183452
Thanks doc !!!
>>144182760
Oh, fucking hell.
>6 or 7 years ago
>dad asks me to put some of my music that he likes on his ipod or whatever portable media thing it was
>snoop around on it just to check out his taste
>go into the pictures folder
>go into a folder called "funny"
>there are fucking dozens of these skeleton gifs including that exact one
>literally dozens of skeletons having haphazard sex that results in them falling apart
>distinctly remember one of a skeleton getting head from another, forcefully bouncing the others skull up and down until it falls off
>the skeleton looks around and then keeps going regardless
Fuck you, Dad.
>>144183582
>>144183546
>>144183508
So you guys can't come up with an actual response, good to know that you're fine with clinging to a fucking corpse of a thread.
>>144183743
If you want an actual answer, we're just a small community with a common interest. But also with a revolving door of newcomers to the game who will hang around for a bit and then leave until the next dude visits.
>>144184015
939 to go
>>144184667
Might want to run your math there again, dood.
This thread is kind of spoopy you know
Nito
>>144184875
The one and only ravelord
>>144184875
are you my father?
>>144185071
rave, yes
>>144184750
Original backup of original xxx to go poster here
it wasn't me, someone else stole my role and made a (on purpose?) mistake.
Sleepy!
>>144186043
Who's even the original anymore....
>>144186054
WAKE UP!
>>144186254
Working on it, got a can of monster sitting next to me, trying not to sleep
It's you guys who gotta wake up!
>>144186404
>monster
Geez, what are you? 12?
As for us waking up. I can only be interesting as my compatriots.
>>144186485
Well I'm not drinking it cause it's basically a meme energy drink. It's a large container, it's relatively cheap and it's citrus falvoured.
So any of you bunch doing anything today?
I got a friend coming over for dinner, so theres that.
>>144186627
And what's the time in your part of the world?
>>144186742
Well today is over in about 15 minutes.
So vidya.
As for tomorrow, vidya.
>>144186742
Lessons in a bit more than an hour and 3 hour train ride after that.
>>144186627
Energy drinks are fucking disgusting, what's wrong with you?
>>144186747
2pm in 10 minutes here lad
>>144186742
Well... Once I'm back from work I'll probably vidya and chill
>>144186947
pol-dood?
Is anon cool?
>>144187004
That I am, kiwi lad. Very inconspicious.
>>144186932
I never drink 'energy drink flavoured' energy drinks though. Plus they work for me, unlike coffee.
>>144187101
Jesus Crust. I expected better out of you.
i hope terminal anon finds what he's looking for. I hope you all find happiness.
>>144187139
Looks like I disappoint you on a daily basis right now...;-;
>>144187201
Don't remind me, I really feel sorry for that guy
>>144187354
Only because I care.
>>144187101
You can't have been drinking proper coffee, then.
Please stop drinking energy drinks. They're incredibly bad for you, and make you obese.
>>144187539
Could be the case. I don't mind the taste, but I do prefer the instant coffee to be honest if I have to drink coffee. Probably because I don't have a brewer and it's more convenient this way.Plus I used to make some kick ass caramel coffee with whipped vanilla milk
>>144187470
T-thanks
I'd hug youIf only you were not a married guy living on the opposite side of the planet.
>>144188028
You can get a french press for like 12 bucks. Takes three minutes to brew. No excuse! STOP DRINKING ENERGY DRINKS!
>>144187470
I care about you too.
>>144188028
Hugs are free, anon. Everyone can have hugs.The shipping however is not free.
>>144188160
I care about you as well, anon.
seriously though, canned energy drinks are for 13 year old cod normies, and tragic, obese manchildren with patchy beards and poor dress sense who will probably have a stroke before they reach 30
>>144188310
So, like half of the peeps here?
>>144188135
>french press
Oh. That's acceptable? Okay, I promise that if I ever have a feeling that I cannot survive without coffe, I'll buy a french press.
>STOP DRINKING ENERGY DRINKS
Took another sip from the can and the rest went to the sink. Are you proud?
>>144188180
>shipping
D-don't ship me with you, baka
Goodnight, KSG.
I love each and every one of you.
>>144188390
>That's acceptable?
Yes, of course! Try to get good ground coffee beans that don't look too cheap or gross.
>Are you proud?
Very! This is your first step towards a better life.
>>144188348
HEY!My beard isn't patchy...
>>144188390
What the hell are you on about, senpai?
>>144188409
G'night, dood.
>>144188575
You're obese?
Oh dear..
How many of you guys are actually fat? My mental image of KSG has always been skinny pale dudes with messy hair.
>>144188752
Once upon a time.
But no, not now.
>>144188513
>good ground coffee beans
I honestly thought you're going to tell me to buy beans and ground them myself
>>144188575
>What the hell are you on about
W-well you started about the shipping...
>>144188837darkottermode here
>>144188409
Good night.How do makes screenshots like that??
>>144189554Ren'py
>>144189714
>Ren'py
thank you
>>144188837
>Skinny
somewhat, but not bad.
>Pale
Everyones pale coming out of winter. I should get outside more though.
>Messy hair
When i don't shower.
>>144188837
>skinny
Not really, I weight about 95kgs being a little under 1.9m tall (187 I think?) So there's a bit of a pillow up front. Got slim arms and rather solid legs though.
>pale
Yeah, I stay inside a lot, but it's summer here so I'll get some tan naturally.
>messy hair
Shoulderblade length, alwas tied into something I'd call folded ponytail. Doesn't really get messy.
>>144188409
Night sweetdreams anon
Window's don't lie
Men are with you
Bridge lamps spy quietly outside
Open the camera
What you remember isn't the way it was
Red cross reflecting the background
In our pantheon
No one scatters to the sound
Of coins clattering across the marble floor
Out of mythology he comes
Carbon son
>>144188853
Doing this tomorrow, will report back. If I don't I probably burned my house down with an Air Popper.
>>144188837
You've got me pinned. I've been working on my body though, going for runs regularly now thanks to /ksg/
Captcha got me too.
>>144190850
Beautiful.I think.I don't thinkAm I deep yet?
>>144191368
I don't know
Is Saki's butt deep?
>>144191652Goes all the way to her mouth.
>>144191652
>>144191695
Well he's not wrong...
>>144191695
>>144191764
Yeah yeah, I guess the same could be said about her throat, just upside down?
>>144192324
I'd say the throat is right side up.
>>144191764
A candle that only burns half as long slows twice as bright.
>>144188837
>How many of you guys are actually fat?
I used to be and then an imaginary character came along to chivvy me out of it. I am not joking and I don't think I'm the only one either.
>>144192419
It's upside down from the asshole perspective.
>>144192515
And I say the throat's perspective takes priority over that asshole's perspective.
later guys, hopefully this place will be lively once I return
>>144192581
So... Blowjob before anal. Reasonable.
>>144192941
Later, dood.
>>144193117
Well yes, but no.
I'm mainly going on the basis that people tend to not stand on their hands with their ass above their heads.
midnightly misha appreciation post
>>144193485
SIX SECONDS LATE
>>144193273
Kiwi lad, kiwi lad, always so serious.Like you wouldn't do her in the butt
>>144193485
That's um... Well.
>>144193717
Why must you say these things?
>>144194003
Which part are we referring to? Becase neither was meant to be offensive in any way shape or form
>>144194003
Why would you not do Saki in every way possible? It may be the secret to curing her disease!
>>144194065
Well both in conjunction put me in quite a pickle.
If I say nothing, I admit to a lie.
If I say anything, I prove your point about taking you seriously.
>>144194129
Because I don't believe in waifu harems.
>>144194272
Then you should abandon your other waifu for Saki! Its clearly the only ethical choice right now
>>144194419
Nigger, you what?
>>144194519
>saki will die if you don't make her your waifu
>lilly will not
>therefore saki is the only ethical choice
saki is a horrible racist
>>144194715
Its all part of the charm
>>144194667
Well it seems you've got her covered so I don't need to worry.
>>144194715
Nice head-canon you've got there, kiddo.
>>144194272
Ah, my speciality. Saying awkward things.
So... You would?
>>144194419
>Abandoning your waifu
You horrible human being.
>>144194779
Ethics don't work like that anon
>>144194848
Is the only ethical choice sadly.
>>144194848
Of course I'd a Katawa in the butt!
>>144194890
Yes they do.
>>144194978
You cannot rely on other people to be ethical anon. inaction makes you just as responsible as action.
>>144195119
>You cannot rely on other people to be ethical anon
Yes I can.
There are no second chances obviously; once in Hell, no way to Heaven. But after x amount of time, x being decided by God, God will annihilate the souls in Hell, to spare them from the torture.
>>144195249
No you can't, because of you Saki will now die
>>144195392
Saki will die from spinocerebellar ataxia brought on from sources far removed from me.
>>144195559
You could've stopped it if only you'd listened and taken action therefore its your fault!
>>144195632
Your 'action' is purely based on the assumption that I have a the Jesus schlong.
Does this not bring to mind the story of Death in Teheran?
A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered Death, who had threatened him. He begged his master to give him his fastest horse so that he could make haste and flee to Teheran, which he could reach that same evening. The master consented and the servant galloped off on the horse. On returning to his house the master himself met Death, and questioned him, "Why did you terrify and threaten my servant?"
"I did not threaten him; I only showed surprise in still finding him here when I planned to meet him tonight in Teheran," said Death.
>>144195749
My theory is based on the fact 0% chance of saving her is less than the 95% chance you have the jesus penis
>>144195632
You could've stopped it if you had a holy water jizz or something, but abandoning your waifu is purely evil.
>>144194978
Oooh I would spank that butt.
>>144195312
>>144195778
7deep11me
>>144196020
Its not abandoning your waifu, its making a heroic sacrifice for the greater good.
Iwanako route when?
Beware the mirror of Narcissus, his children dance on the periphery along the rocks. The rocks themselves hold no danger, they are not brittle, nor will one easily mistread and bring their weight down upon unbalanced feet.
>>144195890
Gimmie a moment and I'll be back with a conclusion on whether or not my penis has any divine, satanic, paranormal, super human, arcane, abnormal, psionic and/or any other unique traits.Are you out of Sakis?
>>144195778
It does not remind me because I have not heard of it.
Also did Teheran exist during Persian reign?
Also you lost me on the last part.
>>144196020
Oi! You've got a Mish.
>>144196223
Never, it would turn out Iwanako is hilariously prejudiced against disabled people.
>>144196302
The servant unwittingly met his fate when he thought he was escaping it.
>>144196302
I'm 95% confident it does.I've still got more Saki's
>>144196331
where is that copy pasta where Iwanako rips on all of the katawas' disabilities?
>>144196302
>You've got a Mish
I'm pretty sure Mish would spank that too if given a chance. HOW DID YOU KNOW anyway, I thought that post was relatively neutral
>>144181701
>shitposting
Well at least you're honest
>>144196794
I'm pretty sure anyone would spank that
>>144196492
>I only showed surprise in still finding him here when I planned to meet him tonight in Teheran,
This is where you're losing me.
>>144196527
Well I checked and it seems pretty normal.It has a curve that bothers me to no end but that's about it.Good, the only reason I'm continuing this conversation is a ploy to get rare sakis but you've yet to post anything I haven't posted myself in the past 48 hours.
>>144196331
Nice head-canon, m8.
>>144196794
Pol-dood, pol-dood. So serious.
>>144196767
Somewhere in the Archives I would presume
Aww yeah, rain!
>>144196979
It's quite straightforward, I don't know what you're missing. He met Death, got spooked and ran away to Teheran - not knowing that Death had already planned to kill him there.
>>144196979
>the only reason I'm continuing this conversation is a ploy to get rare sakis
>expecting me to post my rare images
>expecting me not to keep them for appropriate situations
If I use them now their value and impact gets diluted so I'm afraid you're out of luck.
>Well I checked and it seems pretty normal
You're obviously not good at checking
>>144197220
pity you don't have the rarest Saki of all.it's not this one though.
>>144196979
>Nice head-canon, m8.
>he thinks it isn't actual-canon
The end of the line.
The railway radically altered the personal outlooks and patterns of social interdependence. It bred and nurtured the American Dream. It created totally new urban, social, and family worlds. New ways of work. New ways of management. New legislation.
The technology of the railway created the myth of a green pasture world of innocence. It satisfied man's desire to withdraw from society, symbolised by the city, to a rural setting where he could recover his animal and natural self. It was the pastoral ideal, a Jeffersonian world, an agrarian democracy which was intended to serve as a guide to social policy.
It gave us darkest suburbia and its lasting symbol: The Lawnmower.
>>144197327
I may very well have the rarest Saki of them all, you wouldn't know as I'm not going to dilute the value of my Saki stocks
>>144196979
I'm not overly serious, just a little spooped.
>>144197051
Go away. Shoo. Been raining here every day for 4 days straight, today is the only day the weather is decent so far. And t doesn't look like it will last. So take your rain and move it away from me.
>>144197545
I have reason to believe you don't, because it's a Saki I've been hanging on to
>>144197612
Are you Welsh?
>>144197612
You'll get rain, I just blew the clouds over to you
>>144197156
Except it isn't.
"I only showed surprise in still finding him here"
Here given the context is the noble's home. But he can't be there because he fucked off to Teheran.
>>144197220
I apologise. Clearly I'm not a cock connoisseur like you.
But after drawing a crucifix, drawing a pentagram, trying to capture a ghost, testing a variety of super powers, attending Cockwarts School of Witchcraft and Pornography, looks for outliers and trying to hyponotise someone using nothing but my penis. I found nothing.
>>144197357
pfffft
>>144197652
>Pol-dood
>Welsh
I take great offense to you implying my good friend is such a massive faggot.
>>144197612
Blame the skellington posters.
>>144197824
It's not the present tense, you dingo! Death was recounting what had happened earlier when he met the servant.
>>144197824
>he's not an expert in cocks
>>144197631
Are you the artist?
>>144197652
No, I'm... Well, as my best kiwi lad mentioned >>144197824, I'mPolish
>>144197781
Oooooh I can hear the thunder already, no shit. You bloody thing.
>>144197984
yup
>>144197824
You listen here you little shit, the welsh are great and the next time you insult the land of my fathers I'lldo nothing
>>144198136
That is incredibly rare, although if its not in circulation its value is effectively zero I'm afraid.
From the 1950s until the mid-1970s, before crash helmets became mandatory and insurance premiums unaffordable, the motorbike was one of the most important means by which young European and North American males could, without spending a fortune, attain greater levels of speed and loudness than most car owners.
Not only could you whizz through tight spaces in traffic to leave Mr & Mrs. Carperson far behind; you could also pierce the ambient hum and rumble of other vehicles with the rivet-machine roar of a single-cylinder four-stroke engine.
In shades and leather, human rebel biker tradition is mythologised. Harley Davidson V-twin custom choppers - the Eucharist communion of metal and oil.
>>144197927
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Okay. I've got it now.Don't call me a dingo...
>>144197984
Again, I apologise.
>>144198185
YOUR LANGUAGE ISN'T EVEN REAL!
Or if you have difficulty reading anything but your backwards ass tongue.
Yvyvrrr Gwyrvrrrrrrrrrrr hjrynvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>144198495
>implying I can speak Welsh
I just know how to pronounce the words and do a really convincing welsh accent because of all the time I've spent there.
Regardless Wales>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Scotland
>>144198367
This feels a bit like that mother horse eyes thing on
>>144198640
England>N'Ireland>Scotland>R'Ireland>NZ>Australia>Rest of the world>ISIS controlled Mesopotamia>>>>Wales>France.
I felt when we stared down, I felt his right hand was twitching, which was a subtle tell for me. He's ready to unload that right hand and I feel that could be a downfall for him. If he lets that right hand go, I will not be there.
I simply enter the way I enter and that is it. They either over-extend or they shrink away. Either way, it is not good for them. I will create traps and dead space inside that Octagon. I will walk him into that dead space. All of a sudden he will be in danger.
>>144198965
Swap Scotland with Wales and you've got an objectively correct ranking
>>144199086
Nah. The objective ranking is
NZ>England>N'Ireland>Scotland...
>>144198495
Its ok anon
>>144198129
>>144199287
>nz
>better than England
"no"
>>144199515
m8...God damn I missed the inter-Britannic shitposting.
>>144199629
Its alright, you may be inferior to England but you're still part of the anglosphere and superior to most of the world.
Underneath the Columbus story was an older story that bled through from below. It surfaced when he was only five years old and my mother happened to show him a picture of a Plains Indian warrior in a warbonnet and full battle regalia mounted on horseback, an image that left an indelible imprint on my brother's soul. It must have stirred and triggered him in some prenatal memory that set his whole life's course. By the age of ten he was filling up our back porch wit hold clothes that came from clothing drives he organized for Holy Rosary Mission on Pine Ridge reservation in South Dakota.
He was only a teenager when he made friends with several full-bloods who lived in New York City. One of them was Chief Hill Canoe who worked as a silversmith in a little shop on 42nd street, just a block up from the entrance to Grand Central Station. I remember the day he took me downtown to meet him. "This is my little sister, Jeannie," he said, introducing me to a tall, handsome, dark-skinned man with a weathered face, long gray braids and a headband. He was wearing a western shirt and a lot of turquoise jewelry. "Jeannie, shake hands with Chief Hill Canoe."
Another one of my brother's friends was Louie Mofsie who could do the hoop dance with sixteen hoops, a feat he performed every year on one of my father's flatbed trucks in front of the Grandstand on Fifth Avenue in the Colombus Day Parade. Stephen had a crush on Louis Mofsie's sister.
ARE YOU GUYS STILL ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS?
I read it and liked it, but... holy fuck. How can you be so obsessive :O
>>144199748
I love you.
You may be horrifically wrong but I love you.Why do all the good conversations on here happen an hour after I was meant to go to bed...
>>144200047
>You may be horrifically wrong
Are you implying that the Anglosphere isn't superior to the rest of the world?England still best
>>144200121
No I'm just implying England isn't the best part of it.Allah save the Queen.Why don't you love me back?;_;
What does love feel like?
>>144200294
>Why don't you love me back
Because you used a pol memeI campaign for UKIP anyway.
>>144200404
You didn't love me before I used pol memes either...
>>144200596
That is unimportant. If you hadn't used the pol meme I'd have loved you back.Its probably worth adding London after wales/scotland and before France on the rating too
>>144200690
>That is unimportant.
It is.
>spoiler
Okay I think we've reached a more or less agreement.
Zoom Zoom
Extremely fast waifus coming through
Make way
>>144200846
Excellent.England still a best without London
Why is Hanako hugging Lilly's corpse?
>2016
>still talking about this visual novel
>>144201168
thank
>>144201026
I think the rest just comes down to personal experience.I'd like to believe you're right, though.
NO! I made absolutely sure I posted the right one.
>>144201168
doc
MISHA ON THE FRONT PAGE!
>>144201509
Now put her in a hamster suit!
>>144201253
>NO! I made absolutely sure I posted the right one.
I'm afraid you didn't.
>>144200969
zoom
I want to bully all Katawas.
>>144202062
Yes I did.
Anyway, I need to sleep.
G'night, doods.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
>>144202810
Goodnight kiwianon
>>144202582
zoom
>>144203215
zoom
>>144182951
Not when they play the xylophone
>>144202810
Oh. Night kiwi lad.
Do you have any pets, /ksg/?
>>144206295
I have a whole bunch of pet Anons that I talk to daily online in a thread on the Video Game Generals imageboard of 4chan.org
>>144181157
Nth for a happy Hana!
>>144208037
Be my boyfriend, FCD.
>>144208105
But Anon... I think of you as a brother!
>>144208037
>You had 7,000 parents?
>>144208427
Lots and lots of gang bang ,ok ? Ok
>>144208332
I've always liked you more than that! You never felt the same?
>>144208671
Boys can't loves boys Anon! It's forbidden !
>>144208787
We don't need to live by anyone's rules!
Let's run away together!
>>144208787
Boy's love is the purest form of love, anon!
>>144209264
>>144209365
Stop trying to trap me! We all know that if I do that I won't have my 72 cripples once in Valhalla !
>>144206295
I had a cat 'til last september. I still miss her a lot
>>144208037
As always, happy Hanas are best Hanas
I leave for a couple hours and all this happens.
>>144211598
Still better than skeleton fag this early morning
>>144212178
How ya figure?
>>144210490
I agree. One happy Hana a day keeps the feels at bay.
Hanako is UGLY
>>144215445
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Hanako, you little physically disabled person? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Yamaku Highschool, and I’ve been involved in numerous track meets on the Yamaku race track, and I have over 300 confirmed anal sex sessions. I am trained in sign language and I’m the top student in the entire science class of 3-3. You are nothing to me but just another date. I will hug you the fuck up with love the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a 2007 flip phone? Think again, cripple. As we speak I am contacting Kenji of Japan and your medical records are being traced right now so you better prepare for the doc's lectures, loser. The lectures that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your free time. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can romance you in over five ways, and that’s without the Summer's Clover addon. Not only am I extensively trained in smooth talking, but I have access to the entire menu of the Shanghai and I will use it to its full extent to fill your adorable ass with tasty sandwiches and tea, you happy katawa. If only you could have known what unholy attraction your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying for dinner, you goddamn squish. I will poke all over you and you will giggle at it. You’re fucking loved, anon.
>>144215540
I.. I..
I take back what I said, and I love you.
>>144213359
>spends time to git gud
>doesn't use skill to mass produce waifu porn
He had one job....
>>144213359
>that picture
>that amazing progress
God, fucking hell. I was browsing KSG here in 2012. And I haven't done shit with my life or worked on a skill at all.
I hate myself so much.
just posting to see if i'm banned
>>144217041
Well anon, are there any particular skills you'd like to learn? Maybe you just need some encouragement!
>>144217041
Instead of loathing yourself for something that you didn't do, why not love yourself for starting something new?
>>144217703
Aw come on anon, I wanted to post that just now!
Well atleast I'm home now.
>>144218285
Good to see you again Suzuposter.
what do you do when the sadness kicks in, guys?
>>144220730
Wallow in self pity.
>>144220730
Try not to kill myself.
>>144220730
make shitty reaction images
>>144221060
>>144221286
>>144221490
Sounds like all of you could use a hug or two.I know I could
>>144220730
Listen to french chansons.
>>144220730
Engage inlow-effort postingwiththe rest of /ksg/
>>144220730
Lay on my bed in the dark. Watch something, try to get my mind off it.
It never works, but I don't know what else to do.
>>144221490
Akira version
What's going on?
>>144223842
It's down pouring outside.I feel bleh, so I'm creeping on katawas.
>>144223842
Packing for a trip next week and listening to reviewbrah.
>>144223842
I have to move tonight and will be witnout internet until tomorrow afternoon. Hell, I might be without a fucking bed, too.
Boss won't pay me until monday, but he said he'd direct deposit it for me and that I can work remotely from the other state until I find a new job.
>>144224753
>Without a bed.
I know that feel. Find a nice corner and curl up bro, it's gonna be a long night.
>>144225096
If we can't get a uhaul tonight, i'll just buy an air mattress from walmart and hope my cats don't destroy it.
>>144223227
last one
>>144225673
Get a insulating mat or at least a blanket to lay the air mattress on or you will freeze off your ass.
>>144223842
Just got home from the gym, now I'll probably take my 2nd nap.
>>144220730
what do you mean with
> when the sadness kicks in
Sadness is always on my side.
WHAT I LEARNED IN KSG IS
>>144226934
that I am more of a faggot than I though I was.
>>144226934
That I find anal sex pretty attractive.
>>144227505
>that pose
muh dick
>>144227669
>>144227879
wew
>>144227941
lad
>>144227879
i remember when i first came her i hadn't even played the game nor knew who the characters were but i saw this image and immediately wanted to fuck her in the ass.sadly the game did not live up to this expectation
>>144228087
More Emi is always good
>>144228245
indeed
>>144228368
emi
>>144228580
Is alpha emi better than the final version?
>>144228938
Alpha Emi looks a bit retarded.
>>144229062
that's a mean thing to say
>>144228938
Alpha emi's sprites nope
Alpha emi's route and character, yeah
>>144229517
Its true, she looks like she has downs syndrome in the alpha.
>>144229716
>>144229720
better a downie than a chaika reject
>>144230436
>one rarely used face
>chaika reject
>>144230436
emi came first
>>144230876
Don't think so, Hisao was a virgin and pretty quick on the trigger from what I read.
How often does the Shimmie get updated?
>>144232138
when suriko's in a good mood
so not often
>>144232365
Is Suriko actually the guy in charge of it?
>>144232138
I DON'T WIKE IT
Will getting a gf make you happy?
>>144233089
maybe
>>144232617
he updates it most often
, you can see his name on most of the uploads
>>144233089
no unless it's my adorable 2D waifu
>>144233829
Agreed.
>>144233219
In that case is constantly attacking people for being Suriko a good idea?
Reminder that you must be in good shape for Emi, for better or for worse.
WAKE UP
>>144233089
How can you be happy with someone else if you're not happy by yourself.
>>144235336
Fine, I'm up. Now what?
>>144236349
That's for you to figure out.
>>144236580
I know! I'llgo back to napping.
ksg, do you ever feel
lost and afraid?
>>144236874
Always.
Goodnight friendos!
>>144237216
Sleep well, my friend. May you rest in peace during your temporal time of being an undead.
>>144236874
Yeah. The future is scary, and i have very few people in my life who truly care about me.
It's half an hour past midnight. I just ate french fries and now I'm shitposting on /ksg/. What about you?
>>144237592
High five!
>>144237674
It's half past 5 and I'm wondering whether or not I should quit my job, and what I would do after doing so.
>>144237216
I love you Suzuposter, goodnight.
>>144236804Fuck you.
>>144237852
Where are you working?
>>144237979
How come you love a Snoozubro and hate another? That isn't fair...
>>144238248
Somewhere I don't like anymore.
>>144238437
Okay. If you want to hear my opinion as a NEET: don't quit your job unless you already have somewhere else you can work at.
I love shit like this, do you guys have any more? Need to expand my folder.
>>144238661
That's a horrible edit.
>>144238302
I'm not sorry. If you want to day dream, do it somewhere else.
>>144238872
I know, I didn't make it though..
>>144238872
It really is
>>144238661
>>144238923
I do it everywhere, including here, I'm sorryIt's not like I have much of a choice.
>>144239172
Why is Kenji naked and where's the whiskey?
>>144238661
>>144239260Don't give me that bullshit. Lie to yourself all you want but I'm not buying it.
>>144239493
Why does the ingame naked Kenji sprite have a modesty leaf? Its not like we don't see Hisao's penis
>>144238661
>>144239624
Ask Anonymous22, Kenji is basically his insert.
>>144239493
>spoiler
You say it like it's something to be proud of. Pic extremely related.
>>144239624
we see his dick?
>>144239889
In the Hanako h-scene.
>>144239734
Last time he posted here he had a go at us for being cunts to the devs. I don't think he's going to come back and I don't want to ask elsewhere.
>>144239624
>>144240031
Hanako's final route was meant to be edgy and rapey, not modest or decent
>>144240190
I didn't say anything about Hanako's route was modest though? Stop trying to stir shit
>>144238661
>>144239876
Who's to blame for your lack of motivation? Nobody but yourself.
>>144240031
When was that again? They pop up spontaneously so I always assumed they lurk. Strangely enough they only post when there's homolust.
>>144240438
A few weeks back, he was under the impression he was the only dev who still actually posted here.
>>144240190
Hanako was raped?
>>144238661
>>144240613
Suriko posted a couple threads ago, it was pleasant to greet the man whose existenc makes past of /ksg/ mad forever.
>>144240804
I did see that but I wasn't sure if that was Suriko's real trip or just someone memeing and I didn't care enough to check.
>>144240748
Fuck off, you're just as bad as the guy you're replying to.
>>144240435
It being shitty is the reason that there was no modesty leaf (or censorship at all) there, but was one for kenji
Don't get too defensive
>>144241019
You brought up the scene for no reason, we all know exactly what saying that will do and since when was having a penis inherently shitty?
>>144240438
>lack of motivation
Wait, what? I think we are not on the same page here.
I am a motivated, mostly upbeat person, I go to college, to the gym and all this stuff. My problem is constant sleepiness that gets in my way. If I didn't have motivation, I'd sleep all afternoon, but I force myself to nap only a little and try to make the most of my time.
But when I get home I need to nap again. Is it that bad?
What if Katawa Shoujo was a game?
>>144238661
>>144241180
I'm sorrybut I will never accept you.
>>144241498
It's fine, I accept you.
>>144241106
Read the posts next time
>>144238661
>>144241626
Go back to bed. You will not be missed.
>>144241752
I did, you made a completely unrelated point to try and stir up more Suriko drama, theres nothing edgy or rapey about penises unless you're a 12 year old.
kill yourself.
I want to give Misha a kiss.
>>144242132
She's not into guys, sorry.
>>144242194
That's what I'm counting on, sweetheart.
>>144242132
I want to give Misha a squish
>>144241913
Man you really got caught this time, "kill urself" shitposter
none of the posts mentioned Suriko until you got defensive and >>144240031 definitely mentioned Hanako's rape scene
>>144242194
>fucks a guy
>not into guys
>B-but Misha just fucked Hisao because she felt lonely.
>So? Maybe she's just into Shizune because noone else likes her? Or maybe she's just bisexual, have you thought about that?
>B-but...
>>144242507
I said the h-scene to deliberately avoid the rape thing, you can't even discuss completely unrelated things without people like you going "lol hanako was raped and the route was shit", thats not in any way contributing to the discussion beyond stirring shit like you know it will.
I don't even know why I'm replying to you as you do this every day and latch onto something regardless of how relevant until someone stupidly replies.
You're the cancer killing /vg/
>>144242507
You know, I wonder if it's the same shitposter who immediately "went to sleep" after making a big long shitpost that he knew would be debunked
>>144242347
I want to bite Misha's ear.
>>144242736
It's an explanation for the question that was asked
Keep getting defensive though. It doesn't reveal your motives at all, shitposter
>>144242998
In what way?
>>144243064
In a romantic way during cuddling and foreplay.
>>144243257
Good!
>>144243398
Thank you!
Did you really think I'd bite her ear off?
>>144234162
Dunno if it's a good idea, but surely it's fun.
And probably sometimes insulting Suriko we avoid he continue to shitpost.
Pic related, sorry but I don't have the last updated version
>>144236874
Lost yes, almost always.
Afraid not, I'll doubt I can go down further than this.at least I hope so
>>144243493
>fun
It stopped being fun a while ago, now its just autistic shitflinging
>>144243493
"grow up" and "kill yourself" were literally in the same post, it's solid gold and he's a goldmine
>>144243460
Some people are strange
>>144243645
> it stopped being fun
Are you really sure?
I still laugh a lot when suriko receives a shitstorm.
>>144243774
Whoa, thanks.
I missed the Alpha one, you're right... pure GOLD.
>>144243948
What strange things would you do to your waifu?
>>144239172
>>144239493
>>144239734
>>144240438
>>144240804
>>144241498
>>144241834
Thank you for your sillyness.
I appreciate it guys.
>>144244275
Kinky BDSM things
>>144244273
Its uncomfy
>>144242616
She's not into guys or girls at all. She's only attracted to Shizune and when she realized she'd nevever get her, settled for her boyfriend.
>>144244481
Last one.
>>144244940
Here's another one!
>>144244750
Misha is actally a space invader.
>>144241180
Damn, I'm sorry to hear that dude.
I just got back from the gym after not going for a couple of weeks
it wasfunand painful
>>144245332
normies leave
>>144244940
>>144245083
These are silly.
>>144245332
Good to hear it dude, it's not quitting that's hard but going back again that's important!
>>144245409
Never
>>144245480
>mfw her panties say stop stem cell research
>>144244481
last one..
>>144245715
Do they really?
>>144246004
They do
>>144246004
Yeah and it says right here thati love you
>>144246174I love you too!
>>144244481
Last one.
>>144246361As long as you're not the snuzuposter
>It's another i go to bed still hating my unfulfilling life episode...
>>144246174
I had a bacon image in response to that, but Sadly, I lost it when my HDD crashed.
>>144246636
Some things change... and some things don't.
When was the last time you played?
>>144247113
That image is silly, if I had a cute girl pestering me into exercise so I don't die, I would exercise
>>144247362
My gf on the far left.
>>144247362
my gf in the centre-left-back
>>144247362
my gf on the far right
>>144247620
Your gf has a cock.
I wish mine had one too :^(
>>144247740
>Your gf has a cock
Just the way I like it bb xoxoxoxo
>>144247362
jan 2012
>>144247372
Speaking for myself, I would have either ended in the friendzone or been equally as unhappy.
>>144247871
I probably would've gotten the track confession on Emi's route or maybe the friendzone. I doubt I'd have gotten the other endings.
>>144247871
I agree with that confession to be honest
>>144247362
april of this year, re-played Lilly and Rin. I'll replay Hanako in some days.
I enjoyed a lot Rin route this time 'cause I played it only once and it was on my 2nd playthrough, a couple of weeks after my 1st (Hanako). That time I felt blood taste on my mouth, I felt like I was cheating Hana. Horrible feel.
>>144247871
> that text
It's true! it'd damn true!
>>144250470
I always feel a tiny bit bad seeing Emi when I do other routes.
>>144201627
G'morning, doods!
How are we all today?
What fun and exciting thing do you all have planned?
>>144250793
Good to see you again Kiwianon
I'm better than okay.
I'm free tomorrow and the weekend so I'll have more to contribute.
>>144250793
I'm going to bed soon, I went to some fundraiser at a chinese restraunt and was sat right next to the drum during the dragon dance thing so my right ears completely fucked.
Tomorrow I'll be sending my CV off to someone I met at said Fundraiser who knows someone who may have a suitable job opportunity for me
How about you lillylad?
>>144250793
I'm going to psyche myself up and then back down at the last second!
>>144250994
Excellent.
>>144251041
Fascinating. Good luck!
As for me, I'm fine.
>>144251060
Fuck yeah!
>>144250756
DELETE THIS
>>144251443
Thanks lad
>>144251443
Thanks lad
>>144251463
I think it's cute.
>>144251545
>>144251634
Thanks, do-
Nevermind.
You're welcome.
You just got a date with Lilly! Don't fuck it up!
>>144251853
Would you mind if I put my dick on your eye?
>>144251853
She'll see me at 6 then!
fuck
>>144251853
Can I have a date with her friend Hanako instead?
Yeah, I didn't think so, the powers that be don't like her friend very much
>>144251795
I also agree its cute
I don't care about how I must look anymore. I just want to be close.
>>144251853
I'm really sorry but I can't date my waifu's best friend.
I'll gladly pass this date to another anon.But I really appreciate her for being so kind with my waifu for all that time.
>>144251853
I've got this under control.
>>144252046
Not having a date with you is the powers that be smiling upon her though
>>144251853
I would fuck it up intensely.
>>144252465
Way to miss the point
>>144252575
What point?
>>144252046
>>144252438
Get your shit ready, doods.
We're going on a double date!
>>144252805
Lilly looks kind of retarded in that
>>144252438
>>144252439
>>144252465
>>144252486
4 replies in 28 seconds.
When happened last time, four years ago?
>>144252909
Rude!
>>144252941
What?
>>144252941
Earlier today
>>144252805
I'll be glad.
>>144253097
The truth often is
>>144252941
Watch this, I can get 4 replies even faster.Hanako Rape
>>144253416
FUCK OFF SURIKO REEEEEEE
>>144252805
It seems this date has taken an unexpected turn...
>>144254410
It's just girl stuff.
Nothing to worry about.
>>144254775
It isforbidden love!
>>144254775
Hana looks kind of like a reptoid there
>>144254913
Just girl stuff.
Now hurry up and get ready, we're going to be late.
>>144254913
>>144254775
>>144254410
We can't be having any of this
>>144255173
What should I wear? Will there bealcohol?
>>144252438
Hanako is confused! Don't scare her off!
>>144255603
Dress-casual. Jesus Crust, dood. You're the one dating the /fa/ Katawa, you should know this stuff.
There will be but I'm the designated driver.
>>144256039
Sweater vest it is then. Whose car are we taking?
>>144256687
Yours.
Vans don't make for good impressions.
Why are there so many pictures showing Rin as some helpless, delicate kitten that needs constant hugs?
That bitch would spit in your face and kick you in the nuts, then go fuck 3 of your best friends, then come back tell you how she made a mistake, then repeat the process 4 more times before killing herself - if you tried to hug her. You guys are crazier than she is if you don't spot the blatant borderline personality disorder that was obviously intended to show through in her character.
>>144257356
Don't tell people the truth or you will be called a shitposter.
>>144257356
Because fanart
>>144257356
Because she's cute.
>>144256932
Mine it is then.I never figured you'd own a van.
>tfw filtered shitposter, rape, suriko, final route
>tfw /ksg/ quality vastly increased
pretty gud
>>144257779
But what about his sister: Surika? She helped him write the raep story.
>>144257356
>>144257553 is right.
>>144257779
/ksb/ was far superior. Much more entertaining.
>>144257779
wonder who made this post
>>144257356
This. Even her intro shows you how fucked she is from the start with Hisao completely isolated from her while frustrated when she is going through a mental breakdown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-efYchexewA
>>144257641I don't. I thought we were just making shit up.Regardless mine has next to no leg room in the back.
>>144257932
Thanks for more things for the filter lad.
>>144257862
Strewth how many things am I going to need to filter
>>144257553
>Because she's cute.
Says someone who's never gotten to know a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder. They are anything but cute. Cute is like the top 5% layer covering up the 95% shit-creme filling of manipulation, bad choices, sexual addiction, disloyalty, selfishness, shamelessness, and rampant dishonesty.
But keep fantasizing.
>>144258220
>He thinks I'm trying to be deep.
Look at that face. It's cute as fuck.
KS dev so butthurt that he's getting passive-aggressive and filtering generic phrases >>144258201
hopefully at least this way he won't shitpost and defend hanako's route so much (not that the two are different things at all)
>>144258071
I drive a shitty honda civic but it'll get the job done.But enough about us, HAPPY KATAWAS
>>144258492
Slow down ya cunt, I can only add so many filters at once mate
>>144258689
I can get behind this.
>>144258438
Cute is definitely more important than crazy ... that is, until you get out of high school and those cute girls start stealing your shit, filing false rape charges, making unreasonable demands, sleeping with your bros, spend 4 nights a week shitfaced, make you pay for everything, and deny you sex unless you perform all those tasks perfectly.
Any girl that tries to come off as cutesy instead of just plain attractive is trouble. You'll see what I mean.
>>144258842
Damn I could certainly get behind that Lilly
>>144258712
My /b/ filter is truly humbling. It's like 30 pages long. This is about 1/20th of it.
/DEUTSCHLAND/i
/At what age did you outgrow racism/i
/cock rate thread/i
/trap thread/i
/faces of /b//i
/want to gift me/i
/Atheists claim/i
/Steam trading/i
/Romani/i
/steam key/i
/Draw Thread/i
/cock tribute/i
/obsessed with black guys/i
/With all the archeological evidence proving the Bible is correct/i
/Well about 3 months ago I told you faggots/i
/what's three words that come in your mind seeing this/i
/Cuck Thread/i
/DEUTSCHFADEN/i
/you will never be black masterrace/i
/nederdraad/i
/trap/i
/czech thread/i
/Steam Trade/i
/shota thread/i
/drug thread/i
/Deutsch Thread/i
/Dick rating thread/i
>>144258905
I think you're salty.
>>144258962
L-lewd
>>144259049The only filter I use for anything issauce.
>>144257356
>>144258220
>>144258905
What was her name?
>>144259049
>visiting /b/ in the first place
You're the one who's to blame, my friend.
>>144247740
>>144242998
>>144242327
>>144242132
>>144197612
>>144186054
>>144181557
>fantasizing that Misha doesn't weigh 180lbs.
>Shizune signs "No Fatties"
>>144259049
Draw threads are nice...
>>144259320
Samira. (2 years, ages 19-21)
Michelle. (6 months, age 24)
>>144259641
>using a nonmetric system
What year is it? 1500?
>>144259946
I am a strong proponent of the metric system. Blame this country of retards that too slow to adapt.
"Congress passed the Metric Conversion Act of 1975 "to coordinate and plan the increasing use of the metric system in the United States"."
In 1982 they said fuck it, and decided it was too much work, and disbanded the United States Metric Board (USMB).
>>144260478
Fascinating.
>>144260478
here's another fun story -
In 1998, the Mars Climate Orbiter killed itself. Reason? NASA specified metric units in the contract. One subcontracter, Lockheed Martin, provided thruster performance data to the team in pound-force-seconds instead of newton-seconds. It caused the craft to be 3x closer to the planet than it should have been, and burnt up in the atmosphere.
Because USA. USA! USA! Fucking idiots.
>>144260478
I just find it really amusing that every nonmetric unit is defined by a metric one.
>>144259641
80kg is pretty much perfect.
>>144252941
I don't know, this is my first time actually posting.
>>144261010
Come on
No
I'm like 1m85 and I don't even weight that much
>>144260741
I still think you're being sarcastic.
>>144257356
First thing is that Rin isn't borderline. The second is that just because your experiences with crazy (and I use that to call people who are usually not considered normal, not because they have mental illnesses) people are bad, it doesn't mean all crazy people are the same. You just have shit taste in choosing types of crazy, the obvious thing: sexual deviance = shit. If you don't have at least this filter, you are retarded. And this is only a simple filter, you have to catalog your types of crazy better.
I don't think Rin would be a sexual deviant. In the route it isn't even clear if she liked sex (as in will want it a lot more) or is content with sex once a month or something like that.
>>144257356
And on this note I also am irked by fan art that portrays Hanako as helpless or Lilly as motherly or Misha as bubbly when the entire point was that they were crippling behaviors that they had to overcome.
>>144261970
>First thing is that Rin isn't borderline.
Stopped reading there.
>>144261970
An intense fear of abandonment, even going to extreme measures to avoid real or imagined separation or rejection
A pattern of unstable intense relationships, such as idealizing someone one moment and then suddenly believing the person doesn't care enough or is cruel
Rapid changes in self-identity and self-image that include shifting goals and values, and seeing yourself as bad or as if you don't exist at all
Periods of stress-related paranoia and loss of contact with reality, lasting from a few minutes to a few hours
Impulsive and risky behavior, such as gambling, reckless driving, unsafe sex, spending sprees, binge eating or drug abuse, or sabotaging success by suddenly quitting a good job or ending a positive relationship
Suicidal threats or behavior or self-injury, often in response to fear of separation or rejection
Wide mood swings lasting from a few hours to a few days, which can include intense happiness, irritability, shame or anxiety
Ongoing feelings of emptiness
Inappropriate, intense anger, such as frequently losing your temper, being sarcastic or bitter, or having physical fights
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/borderline-personality-disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20023204
But please tell us more about how Rin isn't Borderline Personality Disorder.
>>144261835
Think what you will but I know the truth.
Night, ksg, love you.
>>144263586
You're really cruel, you know that?
>>144263147
>Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a pattern of abnormal behavior characterized by extreme fear of abandonment; unstable relationships with other people, sense of self, or emotions; feelings of emptiness; frequent dangerous behavior; and self-harm.
You can argue with unstable relationships: Emi and Nomyia are clear examples that she can have close to normal and stable relationships, at least until Hisao comes around, I don't think she fits. She also fits the "sense of self" part and maybe "feelings of emptiness", no frequent dangerous behaviors or self-harm as well, it never reaches that.
>>144263438
She doesn't have wide and sudden mood swings, no fear of abandonment, I just talked about relationships or self harm.
The only thing it fits like a glove are changes to self-identity and self-image. But I don't think that is something constant in Rin, it just happened because of the story and she probably won't have that many problems in the future.
Rin is weird and kinda crazy, not mentally ill. You can argue that she is, but there isn't anything confirming or even strongly hinting at that, she's just a confused teenager. A very cute confused teenagers.
>>144263956
Don't come back.
>>144263956
G'night, dood.
>>144263983
Only when you accuse me of lying.
>>144264092
>Rin has mental illness because [lists various of her traits here]
>no
Okay, I guess you beat him. No way to argue against that.
Does Hisao really have no personality? Give him a break, having your life upended by a defect you never knew existed (while your crush confessed to you no less) and then having to spend several months in the hospital would dour anyone's disposition. And then suddenly being the new kid at a school for really disabled people would then challenge anyone socially.
>>144265345
We don't hate him because he has no personality.
We hate him because he's a tool.
>>144265345
Hisao is an okay kinda guy. It's supposed to be a self insert, someone who changes according to the writer and the choices you make and he fits that very well. He's neither cool or as retarded as some people here find him.
>>144265182
Nice to see you agree, I am truly a genius of arguments.
>>144265509
>he's a tool.
Evidence?
>>144265961
Every dumb thing he ever did in any route.
i bet this guy is going to insist that raping hanako is totally fine and relateable
>>144266142
>>144265345
>Does Hisao really have no personality?
This is a very, very common device in story telling. For example, look at Bella in Twilight or the chick from 50 Shades of Grey. They are an absolutely blank template, created purposely that way so female viewers can project themselves onto them.
For example, if Bella was really heavy into soccer, 80's hair metal, and Rainbow Brite, all the sudden everyone women in the world can't relate to her anymore.
In other words, don't worry about it. Truly great stories will have personalities abound. But stuff that wasn't made as art or creative outlets (just bland commercial shit) always has boring protags.
>>144266146
It's fine. You never really know a girl until you force yourself on her.
>>144266367
Dem thighs though
>>144265345
I think he's an okay character, even if he does go full retard sometimes, at least he ends up learning from his mistakes and becoming a better person himselfassuming you're getting the good end.
>>144268029
Not on Hanako's route
>>144268192
He didn't mention Hanako's route.
He said good ends, and Hanako doesn't have a good end.
Good evening ksg, how are you all tonight?
>>144268885
G'evening, dood.
Pretty good.
You?
I've been watching this thread basically all day.
I have decided that I like you people, You aren't all retarded.
Just some.
>>144269076
Cheers.
You're not a complete dunce either.
>>144269076
That's pretty gay...I like you too though
>>144269076
>>144269207
You obviously don't know me.
I'm fucking retarded.
>>144269303
Fuck that's cute
>>144269451
I'm not known for being straight.
>>144269502
Yeah, I am.
>>144269656
>You obviously don't know me.
Not yet.
>>144269656
>I'm not known for being straight.
Well then we will have to turn you straight thanks to the power of cute female butt!
Next thread though because Anon stole the last picture!
>>144270030
>cute female butt
yeah try to turn the faggot straight with pictures of asses. not, you know, the parts that are exculsive to girls
>>144268885
Noooo leave
>>144270156
Christian image board Anon, can't post that here...
>>144269014
I'm good :) playing smite with some buddies.
Bye /ksg/. I might die before I see you all again.
>>144270302
leeeeeave why won't you just diiiieeeee
>>144270403
Later anon. Best of luck to whatever you wish
>>144270403
There a lot of anons on the verge of death at the moment.
You're going to need to be more specific.
But later, dood.
New bread when?
>>144270185
>>144270418
Well that's just mean
>>144270535
Well I'm out of ideas for now, hence why there isn't one already.
>>144270563
you right fat fiction. kill urself
>>144270156
I never said I was full on faggot, Only partially.
>>144270964
Lol if that was the worst thing I did, but I'm okay with it
>>144271164
...
What's the worst?
>>144270185
>>144270418
>>144270964
wow rude
>>144268885
Hello taker. How goes the writing?
>>144271295
Y-you cant just ask someone that anon!
>>144271296
Hi! It's going well, thanks :D just got a sketch for one of the commission I've got going
>>144271442
Answer me or I will bully you
>>144271537
I think I'm being bullied enough lol
but desu, the worst thing I've ever done is stabbed a guy that pulled a knife on me. I confronted him for selling this girl heroin and she OD'd
>>144271791
See, that's something I understand
It's better than fat fics in my book
>>144271791
Wait, you wanted him to sell the girl heroin and then he did and she died.
Or you wanted him not to sell heroin and he did and she died because of it?
If it's the latter, it isn't exactly a bad thing. If it's the first, you're a fucking fucker. Was the stab anything critical or something?
>>144271987
No,
>she OD'd
> I became a fucking normie
> Found out who he was,
> Confronted him
> He freaked out thinking I would turn him in to the cops and pulled a knife (because I was, but a knife's a retarded response)
> He tried to stab me
> He got stabbed instead.
Do I regret it? No. Do I still have nightmare? Hell yea.
>>144271946
Understanding it sure, but it's still worse like no doubt. I accept it.
>>144272354
was he fat
>>144272354
Did you at least finish the job or something? Was it a good stab or you just stabbed like a pussy? At least that's a nice story.
>>144272354
Writing the fat-fic is fun for me, and there's a bunch of people that seem to be into it so it's something I really enjoy.
That's the basic of basics of the story, and it alienated me for the rest of school, but I don't regret it.
>>144272436
Nope, he was scrawney and panicked like a mother fucker the moment I closed the door on us
>>144272628
Give in more details, dude. Is he alive? If yes, do you think he'll come for revenge some day?
>tfw paranoid i made a chick pregnant
hold me please if shes actually pregnant im shooting myself
>>144272880
You need to chill the fuck out bro. It's not the end of the world. One kid is nothing.
>>144272965
i havent had a job in 2 years and i cant find one
shes a forced neet and i cannot deal with kids
>>144272565
>>144272827
I drove his tiny ass knife through his eye into his brain. He died, but faster than she did. He deserved worse.
>>144272880
I mean, if you really don't want it, you can maybe convince her to go for adoption? If it was recent, there's plan B and some other choices as well. Just chill, anon.
>>144273046
And how well does she know you?
ksg: stabbings and babbies
>>144273156
i dont know dude she probably wont even get pregnant but i genuinely regret not wrapping it
i had to buy a pack of smokes just to calm myself down after not smoking for a solid 6 months
>>144273321
we dont know each other that well
>>144273416
Lol the best board around
>>144273065
That's fucking rough as fuck, holy shit. That's the problem with getting revenges like that (and why the faggot talk about letting it go has some sense into it). If the person lives, it will probably want revenge. If the person dies, you had to kill someone with your own hands. Knife in the eyes is pretty brutal, that would fuck up anyone.
No problems with the law, at least? If not, then it isn't that bad and you can get over it. Hope you get better with time and the nightmares calm down in the future.
>>144273476
But does she know the important shit?
I.e. Where you live, your real name, friends, etc.
>>144273751
she knows my name but not my last name
she doesnt know anything else, just my number my steam id and my battle.net id
>>144273476
If you find out she's pregnant, don't tell her to get an abortion. When I found out my baby mama was pregnant, I laid out all the "options" on the table. Worked out pretty well.
new thread when
>>144273880
>met through Steam or BNet
Man, you are really brave. Is she a land whale or just the crazy type?
All dressed up and not place to roll out to.
>>144273880
> just my number my steam id and my battle.net id
What the fuck kind of gay shit are you getting up to?
>>144273975
When someone makes one or inspiration takes me.
congrats for cumming in a 3d girl, anon
>>144273648
I was a teenager, I'm 22 now. I know I'm fine, doesn't mean the thing doesn't still bug me at night though.
As for legal problems, no. His family admitted to the knife being his, and while they said I shouldn't have confronted him and should have came to them instead, there was no way I could know he'd react by pulling a knife and I defended myself.
>>144274035
we actually met through tinder, with a common interest of overwatch
shes not a landwhale per se but shes kinda heavier set
shes a really cool person but not someone i could spend a lot of time withalso the sex was bad desu
>>144274092
see
>>144274118
>>144274102
t-thanks
>>144274118
That's rough buddy, but if you like spending time with her I'd say give it a chance. Things happen for a reason, right?
>>144274118
Well anon.
Hiding might be a possibility. But for the most part you better pray you were shooting blanks or that she doesn't want to keep it.
I hope you take this time to think about what a dipshit you were and what you learned from this ordeal.
>>144274118
Is Tinder worth it? I'm thinking of trying it if my advances with a girl I like doesn't work out now.
I know the feel. Sometimes it just doesn't work out, it's the "chemistry" stuff.
>>144274115
I see. Did you plan to get really violent and maybe kill him, just confront him and maybe give him a beating or you didn't think that out before doing it?
>>144274363
yea but the issue is that im starting to realize im not exactly the straightest dude around and being stuck with a girl as a gay dude ? no thanksalso she bought 10 loot boxes and didnt get any good skins im not staying with that shit man
>>144274503
i am an immense dipshit and i shouldve pushed to use the condoms i bought
>>144274517
depends. most of the people on their are desperate and just want to smash, and some are "funny" by saying they are using it for serious relationships when its obvious that people are just there to fuck.
imho it wasnt worth it
>>144274118
Well, there's always http://i.imgur.com/rGisQGB.gif
ksg: Better take responsibility edition
>>144274641
>i shouldve pushed to use the condoms i bought
God fucking damn it, dood.
Maybe you should have a kid so that this unborn fetus can impart some of it comparatively vast knowledge onto you.