/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>144155018
that was the bro omnic that shot himself in the next panel you fool

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I play Mei and Torbjorn exclusively.

How cancer am I?

EUGENE OKAY OKAY

I bought 11 good goy boxes instead of kangaroo jerky

wish me luck

>>144161079
On a scale of cancer to not cancer?
Cancer

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>>144155018

>>144161079
Credit to team.

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Reinhardt nerfs to his damage when? the fact he can 1v3 squishies is retarded. It's almost taboo to talk about nerfing him along with Mercy and Lucio because "they are the only """true"""" tank and healers"

>It's a "your Reinhardt switches to Roadhog and you can no longer push the cart" game

How to spot a shitter

>talks about buffs and nerfs

>>144163058
source?

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D.VA

>>144163109
>It's a "last player chose Roadhog to fulfill the tank obligation and now the enemy team has constant ultimates" game

>get my first legendary skin for a character I never play
>start playing said character
>don't use skin because I don't want to be "that guy" who uses legendary skin while playing like shit

>>144163085
This. Reinhardt needs a nerf pretty badly considering he's supposed to be a tank, not offense.

Buff one character and nerf one character

Let's be shitters

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>It's a "Everyone sucks but me, I can't believe I'm on such a shit team" episode

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>>144155018

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>you're defending the payload when this swole motherfucker earthshatters your bitch ass and one shots your mercy
what do?

>>144163085
just stay out of melee range?

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Purest cinnamon role in the game. Don't let anyone corrupt him. Smile and Optimism: 100%

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>>144162875
>play support almost exclusively
>rarely ever get POTG
>pick Reaper once for shits and giggles
>get POTG from pressing q against 3 people and shooting another in the face

It's pretty easy to see how bads that contribute nothing most games think they're hot shit desu

>tfw almost lvl 70
>none of my friends list is above 50
>either solo q to get good games or play with friends and get fucked in the ass as I take my friends to match up against lvl 70 premades

so how the fuck does Garbage Hamsters wheel work?

sometimes it climbs walls and sometimes it doesnt

Do you think we'll ever get a fast, mobile shotgunner in this game? I need my Scout fix.

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>>144163085
if 3 people cannot kill him despite him lowering his shield and waving his hammer around, the problem lies in the people playing the squishies, not Reinhardt

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>>144161079
what the fuck is happening in science

>>144163109
damn its almost like reinhardt is broken

>>144163126
t. mccree main

>>144163250
Reaper.

>>144163205
>It's a "one guy carries his shit-ass team and gets 4 gold medals" episode

the only thing worse than reinhardt are reinhardt players

>>144163245
is it not the same as Genji/Hanzo's wall climbing?

>>144163252
If the entire playerbase has a problem with Reinhardt, it's obviously not the playerbase that's wrong.

>>144163205
ME HOOLEY
TEAM DOOLEY
FORCED 50%

>>144163262
Science

30-somethingth for cute boys

>other teams reinhardt
>everyone behind it
>when i play reinhardt
>everyone wanders off and in front of the shield, including healers
???

>>144163286
>tfw you play exclusively reinhardt and widowmaker
get fukt gaybois

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reminder dva is optimal when played as an off-tank

she is perfect and im going to marry her

>>144163321
It is. And you can also set it to auto climb in the character specific settings.(you still have to jump it at the wall)

>>144163274
He's not fast and a long-channelled teleport does not make him mobile.

>>144163245
from what I can tell it needs to pick up some speed

>>144163340
Reinhardt is not fucking broken

We're not doing this

Can you mobashits go back to your games and cry for the fun to be sucked out of those instead

>>144163368
every fucking time, even when I'm playing with a 6-man group and we are all using mics.

>anon has switched to Pharah (was Reinhardt)

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>Enemy dva uses her ult
>My entire team dies and I am the only one left
>Our dva uses her ult
>The enemy team hides behind a traffic cone and lives.

If you ever die to this ult you deserve to lose.

Who /Zarya/ here?

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>>144163245
I've never actually used it and climbed walls. Haven't ever needed to so I'd like to know this too.

>Gold Damage done as Toblerone
>0 Eliminations
>We lost within 3 minutes defending Dorado.
I should have given up when I saw 2 people quit after dying before the cart was even rounded the first bend.

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>>144163340
If you listened to the playerbase, you'd have to nerf Bastion rather than Reinhardt

>>144163393
What the hell is an off-tank?

I just use her to lay down supressing fire and hunt widows and bastions.

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>>144162975
No

>>144163217
>Manlets

>>144163197
He is a tank though. I think Reinhardt is annoying but tanks need to be threatening. Offense is defined primarily by mobility, Tanks by their endurance. Damage is irrelevant.

>>144163363
hi im a cute boy ^~^

>>144163252
then nerf his ult knockdown from 2.5 seconds

>>144163217
>"Look at this team, were gonna do great"

Honestly I cant help but feel optimistic playing Lucio

>>144163284
>you have highest dmg and no elims
Well done, you just fed the enemy supports their ults
>You have highest elims and almost no dmg
Well done, you're playing monkey on KOTH and holding down m1
>You have 50%< of your team's dmg taken as healing
Well done, you played vs. retards

>ever, EVER commending people based on arbitrary numbers

How many years until people realize that the cards are just so that people can feel some self gratification

>>144163245
Hold down space

>>144163203
>Buff One
Remove D.VA's slowed movement speed while firing.
>Nerf One
Mccree's Flashbang requires a direct hit and has no splash. Stun duration varies based on max health of opponent, meaning tanks are more resistant.

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>It's a friendly Mercy only heals/ults for his Hanzo friend, no matter if the rest of the team wiped
I wonder how did we lose that match, fuck Mercyfags

>i engage reinhardt in melee range and get rekt
WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD!

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>>144163168
Hanzo

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>Play McCree for the first time
>All these eliminations

He's op but not really fun

>>144163109
>It's a "your mercy asking for reinhardt and then you can't get past the first chokepoint" episode

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>get a 5 man black hole with Zarya
>still don't get POTG
Why does getting POTG have to be so hard on her?

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how the fuck do i play zenyatta? if i step out of the spawn room i die.

i have no trouble playing as any other character but i have no clue how to not be worthless as zen.

it doesn't help that every time i pick him the rest of the team snidely comments "it'd be nice if we had a real healer"

>>144163457

my NIGGA

>>144163535
Lucio's voice lines give me life

>>144163495
meaning should should be played in a comp with another tank, ideally sometone that compliments her like winston on zarya

shes bad as a solo tank

>Pharah and Widowmaker are capable of killing certain heroes with a single body shot
>Roadhog is capable of killing most heroes with a single shot of his hook/shotgun combo
>Genji is capable of reflecting some of these and accomplishing the same


Is this enough to make the additional, free 25 hp from Symmetra shields enough to make her a top pick?

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Trying to come up with a new name. Is Anges Sans Frontieres too long? Maybe Caduceus?

>>144163393
D.Va and Winston are in the "I can fly anywhere I want" class. Their biggest strength is they get to pick their fights. All these people talking about "but blah blah does low damage" or "blah blah hitbox" or "I can totes 1v1" don't get it. They can choose to shit all over a Widow or Mercy 1v1, take a few hits, and fly back to their team for heals and to give them protection in 10 seconds.

You chase after the Pharah with 20 health left and murder her and fly back to your team. You don't square up against a Bastion with your headshot hitbox in his crosshairs and say "Let us do battle 1v1!" like /owg/ shitters try to play them.

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>>144163523

>>144163393
I use her to flank, she melts shit if you can get close enough with her

>>144163598
You play one of the two actually good supports

Zenyatta is overnerfed and only hipster snowflakes play him

>>144163598
you need some defense heroes that help you live

also you're supposed to be in the back too

and move to the front and body every shot when you activate your ult

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Fuck yeah finally got best Reaper.

>>144163582
>It's a potg that isn't shit

Woah.

>>144163656
fuck off
mercyfag are literally the dumb, braindead attention whores of Overwatch

>>144163182
Ultimates should have set cooldowns, not point based charging.
Charging is open to exploits and is snowbally.

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>>144163597
Someone has to kill a bunch of people in your ult, and then the game flips a coin to decide if you or he gets it

>>144163673
l-lewd!

are you also a cute boy??

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NO SHIT WHAT SHIPS DO YOU THINK ARE CANON? POST EM, NO HATE, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ARE PROBABLY GOING TO HAPPEN DESPITE ANY BIAS YOU HAVE

>>144163745
There are few healers as it is, don't be a faggot to the ones that are left

>>144163705
>that garbage
>better than nevermore/plaguedoctor

Are you absolutely mad

if i get a 2, i buy 2 boxes and post the results here

>>144163745
What Mercy hurt you anon? Not all Mercy's ignore their teammates.

>>144163778
No I'm a big chubby hairy mess

>>144163808
>mercy and lucio picked in 90% of all games

:^)

>>144163495
>lay down supressing fire
this had better not mean what I think it means. You do realize that at 10m her weapons are dealing something like 5 damage per hit, while inflicting a movespeed penalty on yourself?

Our experiences may differ, but I find that a large target like D.Va fares poorly when used to "suppress". At least mag dumping down a chokepoint in CSGO can kill someone, so it at least has the potential to "suppress".

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>>144163780
this

>>144163652
So who are these 120hp heroes Pharah can kill with one rocket?

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Forced 50 deniers are literally the fedora tippers of OW. Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't

They always go "forced 50 doesn't exist, it's just an elaborated ruse", much like the atheists.

>PotG
>it's just a triple
should I even bother making a webm?

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Is Reaper as big of a slut as Genji?

I don't wanna play a slutty character!

>>144163821
Your sheckles are safe for another day.

>>144163215
Too bad the range of his hammer is way longer than it should be

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Is OW worth buying?

I only played a little bit during beta, and the game felt really fucking braindead and there was no fun cheesy shit to do

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Post ranks

>>144163518
Cybernetic legs for his floaty skate things, you want a low center of gravity so his robolegs were probably designed short.

>>144163535
>Just how happy he is to meet D.Va despite being just as famous as her
>Is just as happy as Tracer and wants to race her.
>Can't even think of a hostile conversation he has with anyone in the cast.
Optimistic as fuck.

>>144163808
>mercies literally everywhere
Like fucking roaches

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>>144163780
dva x me___

im going to make her my wife...!

I love slaughtering enemy Mercys as Genji, especially when they're right behind their teammates. I like to imagine the Mercy player raging at his teammates for not protecting him.

>>144163893
what if i reroll

>>144163470
If we listened to the playerbase, Genji and Hanzo would be the only two characters worth playing.

>>144163495
>What the hell is an off-tank?
A more mobile tank that may not take as much damage but can help push through chokepoints.

>>144163203
>Buff One
Decrease the delay on Reinhardt's swings.

>Nerf One
Add a more pronounced draw and toss animation to his flashback to give it both a delay and visual cue.

>>144163813
The less serious Reaper looks, the funnier he is spouting those retarded edgy lines.

>>144163862
No I mean her Ult.

>>144163962
oh shit

hope you enjoy your new sprays

>>144163962
You fool!

>>144163704
if i stay in the back i can't keep up either of my orbs. the LoS 3s limit is so fucking restrictive

>Reinhardt asking D.VA for an autograph then quickly adding "for a friend"
I'm enjoying this game

>>144163876
rocket do 140 lad

>one shot
what a shitty meme

>>144163975
>to his flashback
to McCree's flashbang* I mean

goodnight /owg/ I've been up too long

>>144163262
center of gravity shenanigans

>>144163745
>Mercy almost never gets potg
>Almost never gets many kills
>Almost never gets 4 medals
>Almost never gets any recognition as a skilled class
>Is typically important if you want to have good team balance

The healslut thing is just a meme. There are mercy attention whores, but most are just team players who enjoy the hero.

>>144164091
>Reinhardt is a Starcraft fan

I don't get it.

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>>144163780
D.Vas going to corrupt Lucio in an amazing power couple affair that shocks the internet world!

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Looking at Symmera and her messing with lighting I wish they made it so she could conceal herself and anyone who uses her portal. Of course it only lasts for a little bit and pops once you get hit or attack. Kind of like the hero of the storm stealth where you can still see them but its very blurred.

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>>144164013
>>144164020
>>144163962

the money is blue money
the symmetra is Dance intro

>>144163904
>Is OW worth buying?
Not really.
>the game felt really fucking braindead and there was no fun cheesy shit to do
It's still that way.

>>144164139
He really likes Terrans

>>144163959
When this happens to me, I usually just say FUCK FUCK off mic and yell at the screen at how gay this game is that Mercy dies in one hit to this bullshit.

>>144164125
>this is what mercyfags believe
>especially the last two points

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>>144164164

>>144163880
can someone explain exactly why you gamers are mad about the matchmaking creating even games? or is it just a meme

How do I ult as Mercy?

I can never ult more than 1 person because I heal everyone too well that they die one by one because I can't keep up. Should I just let them die?

>>144163780
>implying 76 and Genji aren't fucking almost the entire female cast
Literally the best and manliest heroes in the game. Would SFM webms lie to you?

>>144164164
I COULD SEE THEM DATING.

>>144164192
>Tfw have all the Symettra intros and victory poses but no skins
>Don't even play Symettra
God damn it Blizzard just give me some good purples

>>144164247
Balanced games are no fun, I should play against shitters and have a high winrate so I feel good about myself

>>144163904
>Is OW worth buying?
Now that the e-sports scene is fucking it up? No.

>fun cheesy shit to do
There is, but only if you have a premade team that won't piss themselves in anger.
The majority of people who play take the game too seriously.

>>144163162
The Team Fortress 2 comic.

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>>144164247
>matchmaking creating even games

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>Who is the strongest Shimada? (Power-ups not included)

What does it mean by this? What Power-ups? Am I retarded

>>144164120
so the forks are making all the weight centered on the edge of the penny? fucking science man

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>>144164192
and the monkey is blue monkey

>>144164254
Just ult when there's an important dead person near you. Sometimes you get lucky and 3 or 4 all die around you and you get that sexy potg, but other than that it recharges extremely quickly so you just ult when someone is dead that you can res.

>>144163892
ABSOLUTE
S H A D M A N

>>144164254
if someone dies, just start damage boosting or shooting with your pistol so everyone else dies too. then rez and pray for play of the game.

>>144164254
>Should I just let them die?
I'm tempted to do that once for the achievement/spray

>>144164192
Alright if you play Symmetra I guess. Still though, no need to spend cash on the boxes.

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>Let's make a hero that excels in close range combat better than any other
>Let's also give him the potential to fight at mid range, on par with the best heroes from this category
>While at it, giving him a instakill lock-on ultimate should be ideal since it's the only way for him to kill at long range

>>144164347
like Mario brother power ups.....

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>>144164324
>Now that the e-sports scene is fucking it up? No.

i found a picture of you.

>>144163959
>see Mercy
>be anyone
>start killing her and it takes at least 5 seconds for her teammate to notice
Every time without fail. Of course it's never worth just killing the teammate because Mercy's ult has no cooldown for some reason.

>>144164347
It's a gag about Mario power-ups you goof

>see some retard exclaiming in chat before the game starts that he's <#100 rank mercy in the world
>okay.jpg
>game starts and she gets stomped to death while trying to pistol down people instead of healing people
>we lose in 2 mins

Can this meme die already

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Tracer is for cute, not for sexual.
Do not sexualize the Tracer.

>>144164247
Yeah, destroying the other team or getting destroyed by the other team. Such a balance. Literally the only "balanced" games I have are in the king of the hill mode, and that's because most of the time its a shitshow and no one understands whats going on.

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What is the best color for Tracer's pants?

>>144164254
I hear that some mercys switch to damage boost exclusively when their ult is up so their team can punch a nasty hole into the enemy, die, then rez them all for round two.

>>144164125
>Mercy almost never gets potg

the sign of a shit Mercy

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>>144164379
>instakill
>takes several seconds to charge before it can kill

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>>144164423
Go back to DotA2/LoL/HotS, this thread is for an FPS title.

>>144164382
>>144164453
Shitty joke for a shitty brawl

>>144164379
stop bullying genji

>>144164483
tracer is a slut

dva is the purest

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>>144163780

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Other consolefags, am I supposed to play this on a lower sensitivity? It feels like it's pretty hard to aim with a controller, and right now I'm playing on 70/55. Is it just a git gud thing? If so, how? Because I don't seem to be improving.

I know it's better with mouse and keyboard though, all fps are.

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>>144164379
The entire point of McCree is that he's high damage at all ranges, but lacks the mobility that other Offense heroes have. His close-range damage is a bit too much, he's not supposed to be THE best at any range, but once the Fan nerf goes through, hopefully he should be at a good spot.

>>144164495
I like the purple ones.

>>144164254
If anyone dies in front of you at all just smash that motherfucking Q button because your ult is going to charge in 15 seconds from healing anyways. XDDDD

>headshotting a teleporting reaper
heh

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>>144161079
Torbjorn all day

>>144164614
sounds personnel

>>144164247

The implicit meaning of forced 50 is that most matches are stomps from either side, not actual balanced games. That would be natural 50, which is fine and is the ideal matchmaking system.

>>144163518
I demand you stop enjoying games that I also enjoy. It bothers me.

>>144164549
Why would she need a sugar daddy if she probably makes more than him?

>>144164549
>>144163870
>>144163958
>>144164164
>>144164287
>>>tumblr
You need to go back

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if the Zenyatta overwatch cinematic doesn't feel like the dramatic portions of the kung fu panda series i'm fucking OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAQtEs2Img#t=2m16s

>>144164558
But Soldier 76 is good at all ranges and deadly up close, because its easy to hit his atomic missile rocket. He also has sprint.

>took me a whole minute to find a match solo queue
ded game

>>144164652
But I also see people complaining that too many times they fought hard for the entire game and lost it in the last minute due to triple overtime, doesn't sound like a stomping to me.

>>144164558
I like his overall design but his close range combo has become his entire identity. I like the idea of having a big ass revolver you try to shoot people in the head with at any range, but the fan is too good.

I would make the roll reload his revolver with exactly one bullet so if you want to fire it you have to line up a headshot.

>>144164685
someone had to take care of her before she came of age

>just want to have fun with buds on console
>every fucking game has 1 or more tracers ruining it

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>>144163916
git gud

>>144163780
>Dad 76 and Mom Mercy
>Winston and Athena

>>144164694
S76 was the last there will be tho

people still play this game?

>>144163597
if you're full charge and toss a black hole and spam right click splash damage you'll fucking melt everyone in there

>>144164693
no, you go back to tumblr!

leave my glorious 2d wife alone

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>>144164495
Black and Green.

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How do people feel about the meta being built around switching heroes mid match?

I really hope ranked doesn't allow switching, or has some sort of draft or something. Being able to just hard counter a class, just to be hard countered a few moments later gets pretty stale, and completely trivializes the concept of proper team composition.

And as a casual player, it means you often get stuck playing characters you don't enjoy simply because you're encouraged to switch constantly

>>144164239

Tell us your b.net tag so we can never heal you if we get in a game with your whiny ass.

>>144164247
>matchmaking creating even games
Good meme.

>>144164790
No, we just shitpost about waifus and post SFM porn now.

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>>144164773

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Nice try, guy

>>144164558
Spot-on, Anon.
The dumpy cowboy has crap mobilityinb4 the roll since it's an instant reload with a cooldown and decent at mid-range, but gets outmatched by Soldier 76 in everything except for 1v1 in-your-face fighting.
Once they drop the damage of Fan the Hammer he should be a legitimate choice again.

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>Hook a player
>Said player doesn't land where they should land after the hook animation reels them in
>fail to instagib them and then they use their escape skill
>this happens once every 3 hooks or so


What the fuck causes Roadhog's hook to be so inconsistent? This even happens on perfectly flat surfaces with nothing around us that can cause any kind of collision.

>>144164693
>Literally zero tumblr filenames.
>tumblr is where the SFM people posted their shit
You okay?

>>144164247
maybe one of every ten games is anything close to even, shut up

>>144163780
Widowmaker x the leaders of Talon + any member that they felt deserved extra reward

>>144164790
Haha no. We just post shit from reddit and post waifus.

In a week this will be a full cancer general filled with e-sports celebrity worship.

They need to introduce Deatmatch/Team Deathmatch. That way I can run around and shoot boys without the frustration of team mates ignoring objectives.

Plus trading wins defending Anubis/Hanamura/Kings Row gets old

>>144164826
You need to go back, MOBAfaggot.

>>144164826
>Being able to just hard counter a class, just to be hard countered a few moments later gets pretty stale, and completely trivializes the concept of proper team composition
Holy shit this
I don't understand Blizzard
That and hero stacking shouldn't have been a thing

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>you will never be 76 and fuck loli pharah and dva
why live

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>>144163916
>Lose 100 ranks on Reinhardt because I have discovered the joy of goin' bananas

Feels bad man.

>>144164826
top quality bait

if not bait, you completely don't understand a fundamental aspect of overwatch, go back to LoL

reminder to insult all bastion and reinhardt players relentlessly

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>>144163916
>>144164773
>fell out of top 20 Zarya
Seems like I need to hit the gym again.

>>144164915
prepare for an all McREEEEEEEEEEEE deathmatch if they dont nerf

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>tfw you pull out a crutch quad kill and push little cart in during overtime.

Feels good. Too bad I only got it because their windowlicker has downs.

>>144164971
those are toddlers, not lolis you sick fuck

>>144164942
>>144164826

Stop whining about how the game isn't a MOBA.

wow this general is trash
thanks lolbabs

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>>144164896
I want to be the guy who deserves an extra reward! What do I do to earn it?
How long do I get her?

>>144164915
Word, Skirmish is fun but it's actually garbage because you get kicked within minutes.

>>144164942
>>>/vg/lolg
>>>/vg/d2g
You need to go back.

>>144164694
only the first one though, the sequels were fucking trash

>>144164826
>>144164942
These people have never played a FPS before.

>>144164495
They look good green

But they'd look better on my floor

>>144165029
Every general's trash, it's just a matter of what trash you're willing to put up with.

>>144164254
Wait for an ult like a Riptire to kill 3 or more then you can HAIR DON STAB NICHE

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>>144164694
>this was a movie about jack black as a fat fightan panda
how did they manage this

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>>144164483
I want to sex the tracer

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i'm getting better with zarya, identifying opportunities to boost charge and which teammates are getting attacked or about to be.

i'm having a hard time staying alive though, do i really need heals to be effective? at high charge i get focused fast

>>144164993
>>144165008

Why do people care about ranks on a website that only shows like 50% of the playerbase? (that is you need to be registered etc.)

>>144164971
>Reindhart and Toblerone aren't grandpops
>Mercy isn't the momma
Whuh

>>144165023
>>144164941
>>144165000

I've literally never played a moba.

What's the appeal of class switching constantly? I'm not 'baiting' or what the fuck ever, genuinely curious why people enjoy it.

>>144165051
This game is League of Legends the FPS though.

>stuns
>everyone has an ultimate

Name another FPS with those things.

>/vg/ is starting to go full retard by saying Reinhardt
Stop admitting you're a shitter, hot damn

>how do people feel about being able to switch to different guns mid match
How long until the MOBAfaggots leave?
A month?

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>>144164423

Yeah, have fun a month after ranked release and everyone is using double Zarya, double monkeys, double Tracers, Lucio + Mercy, Mcrees everywhere, meanwhile your team have 3 dunning-krugerfags as Widow but no skill to back it up.

You want to play Pharah, Diva, Zenyata or Mei ? Your team will rage and literally troll memepicking and goofing around.

This is the esports cancer that you want.

>>144164826
>all the people focusing on meta to make games as un-fun as possible
Video games make me want to be dead.

On a serious note - Ranked play should disable stacking and switching. Just kill the meta before retards and faggots can use it. Make them form fucking teams.

>>144165132
No anon, there are three movies about Jack Black as a fat fightan panda. And a tv show

>>144165015
>my favorite hero takes skill!!! im so good!!!

>>144165056
Kung Fu Panda 2 is a modern masterpiece

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>>144164781
Man I fucking love Mom and Dad together but I just don't feel like they'll get the love

>>144165050
>play widow
>never get coms
>buy this post
>no less than 3 coms a game
shower me in your warm sticky appreciation boys

>>144165149
mercy isn't edgy

the idea is reaper and 76 are the founders of overwatch

>>144165158
The sunk cost fallacy will pull them back home, don't worry

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>getting paired with level 90's while I'm mid 20's
I lose most of my games, too. What did I do to piss blizz off?

>>144165087
This one is trash lad. It's like the awful bastard of /sc2g/ and /scg/.

>>144165132
it's better than it has any right to be but the jackblackness gets annoying

>>144165150
Then just kill yourself.

>>144165154
You need to go back. Kill yourself.

>>144165186
Anyone who plays ranked Casualwatch needs to kill themselves.

>>144163670
>You chase after the Phara with 20 health left and murder her and fly back to your team.
Actually you literally can't because you would have to boost after her and then shoot her which cancels your boost, but you can fly after her and hope that you don't land awkwardly in the middle of the enemy team, or if you do you at least have your self-destruct ready to go.

Also it isn't Bastion, it's practically everyone else. Zenyatta, 76, Mcree, Mei, Widow, Hanzo... and just about anyone else that can score a headshot.

Most people aren't complaining about her damage so much as her range is the shortest for no reason. If they wanted to make her incredibly close range they should have removed her movement speed debuff and maybe increased her guns damage just a little bit.

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>>144164483
This is true

>>144165154
What is Smite mixed with Team Fortress 2?

>>144165190
I never implied there weren't

>>144164865
The "Favor the shooter" system paired with the other player's mobility really fucks things up.

>>144165154
Black OPS 3
Global Agenda
Destiny
Warframe

>>144163225
A quad kill is pretty destabilizing to a team, you dingus.

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Tell me again why D Va isn't best girl?

I've literally tried other heroes but they suck shit.

Does anyone even have a statistical source to the hidden MMR, force 50% bullshit I see being spewed around here

>>144165194
I just said I only got it because their Widowmaker has downs and the title is 'this is solo queue.'

Why are you so frustrated?

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>Can't aim for shit
>Play Junkrat and Torbjorn
>My plays of the game are just me left clicking in a random direction until people decide to walk into my line of fire.
>Got two play of the games by molten coring my turret while I was somewhere else
Post your favorite heroes and why you like them

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>>144164654
But I want to chain up pretty women and violate them with shrapnel.

>>144164865
I hate that shit, but I think its a mix of lag and how monentum work in this game.

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>>144165145
Its just for fun.

But you don't need to be registered, I've never done anything but search my battletag

>>144165194
Jealous, Genji-main?

>>144165294
Warframe isn't a FPS tho

>>144165154
Global Agenda did it first.

>>144165158

>The difference here is that switching guns in a standard FPS doesn't force you to restart at spawn, change the fundamental movement options of your character, nor completely shut down other guns

When the solution to any strategy is to switch to the hard counter, I feel like you just have a poorly made game

>>144165325
Junkrat is my go-to on Hanamura and Anubis
he's pure shit everywhere else ;_;

Why is Widowmaker blue

I didnt see anything about mutated humans or anything in the lore other than the monkey

This game would benefit IMMENSELY with increased spawn timers and better map design.

>>144165267
>Anyone who plays ranked Casualwatch needs to kill themselves.
No arguments there, I'm just suggesting ways for them to fuck off for good.

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>>144165154
Are you 12 years old?
People in this thread haven't heard of TF2?

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>>144165228
I...didn't say this general wasn't trash.
>Every general's trash, it's just a matter of what trash you're willing to put up with.

>>144165369
It becomes a FPS if you certain weapons

>>144165136
>"I have no idea how the female anatomy works" The Picture

>>144165420
apparently because they removed her heart or lowered her heart rate or something, to make her a better sniper I guess

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LOL

>>144165316
No one can answer me, huh

>>144165316
No, it's just the mobabbys and their tinfoil hats. Clearly there's a Blizzard conspiracy to keep them from realizing their true potential. It's impossible that they're just as bad as the teammates they complain about, they're really really really good.

As a joke, me and my party decided to go in with a team of all Mei in a payload defense game.

We won. I'm not even joking

>>144165050
Capture or kill Hanzo and Genji

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why no one like this skin?
also it reminds me of some game but i can't remember wich one...

>>144165420
It's her heartrate being so low from the mindfuck, her body color has changed from the lack of blood flow

>>144165420
they slowed down her heartbeat and purged her emotions to make her a perfect killing machine and for some reason this turned her blue


she probably feels like shagging a corpse desu

>>144165318
i hate reinhardt
apparently i came at a bad time because everybody with terrible reasons to hate him is throwing a tantrum in the thread

>>144165348
dva
i don't play genji at all

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>67% win rate as mercy
>0% win rate as zenyatta
>always do more healing and more damage as zenyatta
what the fuck am i doing wrong

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>Had about a 51.8% winrate yesterday
>Dropped nearly back to a perfect 50%
>Mfw people say foreced 50 isn't real

I've always had over 55% winrate in every game I've ever played, but this shit's the first.

>go to bed at 9:30pm
>Don't wake up to 1:30pm
>Miss class because of this
>"you're expelled from college for missing too many classes"
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Why don't they understand some of us just have chronic fatigue syndrome

>>144165492
as a not joke, me and a bunch of randoms decided to go all 76 on a payload game

we stomped the other team

>>144165420
Dude corruption fetishism lmao.

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>>144165420
Her bio says Talon altered her physiology and that turned her skin blue.

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>>144165325

>>144165468
the artist is a camwhore

>abloobloo tits
just kill yourself lad

>>144165486
if my wife gets paired with the nigger by these shitters im going to kill someone

>>144165451
What's Scout's ultimate?

What's Soldier's ultimate?

>>144165143
good players will see your barrier go down and murder you. even if they die doing it, it's probably worth getting a high-charge Zarya off the field

you really need to play around your barrier CD and your 200 health worth of shields. if both of those are gone, you need to back off and recharge

>>144165547
>dva
I found why you don't like Reinhardt

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>zenyatta go switch you're useless
>gold 7k healing
>gold objective kills
>gold objective time

>>144165313
You're in the level bracket where Bastion rips whole teams apart
Enjoy your honeymoon with the korean slut because it won't last

>>144165330
Please leave my roadhusband alone you filthy avatar poster.

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>>144165486
pop pop 76 is cute.

>>144165325
If you get PoG, that still means you dealt more dmg in a certain 20 sec window, than anybody else on the team. It gets rated even higher if its on a point, saving somebody or shutting down an ult.

>>144165617
They are fuck off and die MOBAfaggot.

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>>144165560
He only really works when you have a reinhardt/a bunch of squishes running around

Plus Zenny is like 50% assassin, you should be mashing discord and dropping motherfuckers. I just won a game with 5 gold medals, including all the kills/damage ones.

t. 71% Winrate Sunyatta

>>144165486
that's pretty good 2bh

>>144165642
>Person spamming this in chat is the widowmaker on offense

>>144165435
STOP THIS
STOP MAKING PHARAH MANLY
STOP
STOP MAKING HER A LESBIAN

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>tracer can still do 120~ damage at medium range with 1 clip
What the fuck counters defense tracer

PICK

a.1 more character of each role

b. alternate loadouts for every character

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Is there a better feeling than forcing the enemy's Widow to ragequit after giving them a proper Gorilla fucking over and over?

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>>144165505
the Visor and scarf combo kinda reminds me of Shinobi

>>144165741
>71% win rate
bullshit
prove it

>>144165737
MOBAs are awful
Overwatch is a MOBA
The fact you're discussing this game seriously makes you just as retarded as them

What is the best McCree legendary?

>>144165764
McCree.
That's about it.

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>>144165562
go and stay go

>>144165803
being able to play a tank that ISNT Reinhardt?
sign me up!

>>144165764
junkrat counters everything

>>144165764
Literally anyone with a stun.

Reaper.

>>144165764
>Overwatch is a MOBA
So is CS:GO.

>>144165764
junkrat trap, roadhog hook, mcreeeee faggot, mei sometimes

>>144165475
>>144165605
>>144165506
Ah alright, thanks Vaati
>>144165539
Im more of a Mercy shagger anyway

>>144165803
Loadouts were fun in tf2

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>>144165803
>Alternate loadouts
no.
I like knowing what a character does without having to die to them first.

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>>144165627
i mean i can beat reinhardts and even sometimes outplay them but yes you're right

i really hate the mentality around him everyone has, like twice today i've had people act like their instant frontal stun into quad kill was a gift sent from god and that his shield is the only reason people win games
"lul i switched to reinhardt and that was all we needed to win!!!" fucking imbeciles

>would play hanzo every game if I could
>but now my MMR is so high every game has 1, possibly 2 winstons, and usually at least one good tracer on the enemy team

Soooo who shits on these two besides Mei? Reaper?

>>144165752
>widow on offense is bad

Yeah 75 damage aoe mines, wallhacks, vertical mobility and 150 damage body shot per second sucks unless you're positioned up on defense right

>>144165145
that and it only shows how long you've played

>>144163208
lose

>>144165764
Literally what McCree is designed for. Everyone will hate you for it, though.

>>144165872
how do you counter Pharah and Widowmaker?

>>144165764
really nigger? 120 damage? is that all?

one shot from reaper does 120
two shots from mccree does 120
one pharah rocket does 120

shut the fuck up

>>144165764
>offense tracer
>junkrat
>lucio
>phara
>mc meme
>good widow

>>144165050
The best part is she was married once. She was a beutiful, loving french woman who married the man of her dreams. He was a hero, someone who no one could kill. So they took her, they brain washed her and tortured her until she became that. Now she gets passed around like a slut, using the hands that strangled her husband to jerk men off.

>widow and mccree on the enemy team almost every game
great game blizzard

Level 12, still really bad at the game

Can I get some Reinhardt tips? How should I manage shield health/what should I do when it breaks? When should I charge? Should I be more liberal or conservative with charging? What do I do when my teammates won't follow/stay behind me?

>>144165883
My hooks always register but dont pull anything back against tracer
God bless 20 tick

>>144165938
Hanzo

Just get really good at Hanzo

>>144165205
Out of all the 76 ships, putting him with Mercy makes the most sense.

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>That guy on Defense who says "gg" after losing the first point
>Still calls us trash even though we win, and saying "you're welcome"

>tfw thread is moving too fast for people to make fun of battleborn
I guess I'll just have to wait.

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>>144165757

>>144165757
I'm more bothered by her limbs honestly

I won a match in 1:11 on Volblyat.

>>144166047
I'm as good as I can get at him right now, because once Tracers started being aware of and playing around my bounce arrow those two characters have started completely shutting me down.

>>144166068
Making fun of Battleborn is implied