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>Character Planner
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/

>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/eNY3su63
>DSCM - manually connect to specific players
https://youtu.be/cvII-WJWo5s [Embed] [Embed]

>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>DARK SOULS 3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub
>How to get autosummon covenants to work on PC:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/374320/discussions/0/357286119111456394/

>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
http://collageanon.imgur.com/
http://flockmod.com/dsg
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YORSHKA
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lucifer sucks cocks
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This game is shit. Prove me wrong.
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Xth for Demon Fists are actually alright.
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A TEAM
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>>144139175
>Priscilla will never be embarrassed and on the verge of tears begging for her tail back like a child on her knees
Why live

Picture unrelated
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>>144139212
What if I do?
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>>144139203
>>144139214
Thanks for covering for me anon, I was a tad too late

>>144139292
They're invisible. You can attack them before they reveal themselves.
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Most difficult bosses DaS3

1. Motherfucking Champ
2. Nameless King
3. Pontiff Suhllyvan
4. Dancer

And that's it. Every other single boss is easy and even then Champ can be made into a joke if you parry, but then again if you parry a boss then you didn't really beat the game
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How to fix constant DS3 server disconnections?
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>>144139268
OCEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT
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>Use dried finger in Irithyll
>Watching reds who want to duel me and faithfuls who want to kill me getting pissy and fighting each other
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finally a proper OP
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>if you parry a boss then you didn't really beat the game
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10/10 fight club
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fastroll dragon pls
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>>144139495
nice even has 14 O's
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F I G H T C LU B
HIGH WALL
PC
PW: dsg

Put your sign on the platform
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>>144139414
1. Dancer
2. Watchers
3. Pontiff
4. Sage
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Just found out I got terminated from my job, lads, feels pretty bad
But at least now I can play more King's Field IV
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>fight someone who does nothing but rolling
>eventually rolls off a ledge

BEST FEELING.
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>>144139682
>2 and 4

How? I mean, some people can somehow get shit on by Anime Watchers and their fancy shit, but the Sage is just dumb. It's literally Pinwheel 2.0
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>>144139682
Three of those are No.
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>>144139414
>people having trouble with champ
literally how
the fight is just rolling to the side, hitting him once, and then rolling to the side again
i actually had more trouble with Iudex's second phase
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Can someon lent me a hand with Pontiff I'm at the gate and there's no sumon sign.

PS4
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>>144139912
I would but >>144139475
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>>144139912
Put on a pass and what NG?
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>>144139268
You can keep your broken mechanics, scaly.
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>>144139137
yeah, even at 800*450 upscaled I still have fps drops here and there. my laptop is shit but it shouldn't be this shit
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>>144139912
Sure, what is the password?
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>>144139268
Ignorant host of embers, finally taken notice have you? how quickly you forget... of the power of my beloved dark sword, weapon of memes

Well I will not give it up

For it is all that I have.

Ah, dear little host of embers
Where have you gone?
Are you using the obscuring ring?
Come out, Come out, don't be afraid
You were parrying a greataxe r2, what could you possibly fear?
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>>144139682
>watchers
>sage
KEK
so far its
1.nameless
2.dancer
3.aldrich
4.old demon king
5.pontiff sullyvan
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>>144139341
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW thinking that gwynevere is queen of lothric
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>>144140009
2565

and yes NG I'm trying to get gud.
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>>144140151
>3 and 4

>run up to them and smack them a few times
>run away when they start their year-long attack animation
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fastrolls too op
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>>144140241
I am on my way and I'll put my sign at the fog gate
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>>144139876
Its just chalice filler trash, like Maneater Boar or Brain sucker.
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>>144140164
The difference between "a" and "the" really seems to trip people up. I immediately took it as a meaning that she was compared to Gwynevere, as she likely was very beautiful, busty, and probably had some really nice hips, traits that are signified in fertility and bounty goddesses.

Do people really struggle with that concept?
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1. Nameless
2. SoC
3. Everything else
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>>144140241
>I'm trying to get gud.
Then don't summon.
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>>144139273
When were they ever bad?
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>>144140151
>aldrich
>demon king
I bet you die to the arrow barrage and don't know that you're supposed to roll through the expanding fire aoe not away from it.
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>>144140342
why does it take a million year to help someone as a dark moon blade
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>>144140151
>4
Wut. He literally gives up towards the end of the fight.
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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING 80S HAIR DRAGONKIN COCKGOBBLER
... okay, anyone feel like helping a total scrub out with Nameless King? I just want to be fucking done with the fight.
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>they left the greatsword as the stupid stretch out version from worst souls instead of going back to the glorious ds1 version
>NotTarkus using fume-wannabe-dbs sword since his sword is now a large paddle
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>>144139268
OCEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT
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>>144140574
Tip: Heavy Hand Axe
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>>144140525
Because the Dorkmoons are commanded by a naive bastard child.
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There's an individual entry for each type of arrow with the triple shot weapon art.
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false king riding the dragon god

gwyn riding the gaping dragon

vendrick riding ancient dragon

Orphan of Kos riding Ebrietas

Champion Gundyr on the backseat with nameless king, riding his storm drake

WHO WINS
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>>144140241
You had problems with a dark sword? lol what level is that shit upgraded too. You should be like 5 or 6 by now.
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>>144140574
My internet's shitting itself right now and I'm only level 50 but I'll help anyway, password?
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>gwyndolin was born with a strong affinity towards the moon
>moon is seen as feminine in the dark souls universe
>gwyndolin was raised as a woman
>meanwhile, gwynevere is the fucking princess of sunlight
fucking bravo gwyn/memezaki
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>>144140601
greatsword dark souls 1 was garbage
fuck off
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>tfw you fuck up greirat's quest
it's particularly nasty because I just started running offhand heavy crossbow with carthus greatsword.... splintering bolts would be dope with that setup. Off to NG++ I guess
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>>144140673
Looks like you found the X-blade
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>>144140064
>>144140314
Thanks alot, that really was fast.

>>144140716
I was a moron and wasted all the large titanite on my fire longsword it is +4.
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>>144140765
Gwynevere was born with a strong affinity for sunlight and gangbangs
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So what with all this talk of DLC last thread, did we actually get something about it, or were they just too bored to talk about anything else?
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>>144140712
>Gwyn kills gaping and then knocks all the other fags out of the sky
Easy
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>>144140765
Astrology is for women and fags.
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>>144140671
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>>144140765
Gwynevere is a futa
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post OC RIGHT now in this very moment
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GG fun fightclub
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>>144140765
It`s easier to put Gwyndolin in dress than hide Gwynevere`s tits.
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>>144140712
>NK and Champ working together
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>>144140765
both moon and sun are considered feminine, dummy
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>>144139414
>>144140151
>Champ and Aldrich are hard memes still exists

How? Literally?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbEFN0KKhoA

1. NK
2. Dancer
3. Pontiff
4. Old Demon King?

Even then, ODK just takes forever because his moveset is irritating as fuck to wait out.
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>>144140946
Are
you
sure
about
that
dear
anon
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>>144140780
I fucked up on his quest because I didn't want to send him to Irythill until I was fighting a boss but just forgot to send him at all. I guess I know he won't die though.
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>>144140905
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>>144137815
>It's a decent theory, but is there any evidence that the abyss watchers are neccesarily related to carthus?

Maybe they aren't. They could just have been some random guys who happened upon the Abyss after Wolnir and decided to do something about it.

But:

>Their home base is right on top of a the Catacombs with a built in secret passage
>The secret passage has a stone table with a gold cup on it, just like is present in the Wolnir boss room (albeit the cup there is a skull cup)
>The decor and architecture in the mausoleum and the Catacombs pretty much exactly the same

Another thing I just thought of: The Ghru might actually have been corrupted by the Chaos Flame instead. Obviously they are hostile to the Darkwraiths, and are present in the Demon Ruins (and also look similar to the fireball demons there).

Another thing. And I realize this is the maximum amount of reaching but the Ghru dagger and sword SLIGHTLY resemble the silhouette of Carthus weapons SOMEWHAT.
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>>144140803
+4 is not that bad, put a buff on it and you would've been good for him.
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STRAY DEMONS BRIDGE FIGHT CLUB WHERE
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>>144141112
Thanks I'll follow that advice for the NG+
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>help a guy get to Rosaria
>he gives me a coin when we find Patches
>BC out so he can get her bonfire
>he invades my next host and I end up killing him because I'm a twinked faggot
i am sorry
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>casting vestiges drains as much stamina as swinging an ultra weapon on top of fp
>need two rings for it to do reasonable damage
>need one ring for it to be cast faster
>need ashen estus so I don't run out of fp
>ESTUS IS FUCKING HALFED IN PVP

atleast I didn't decide on sorceries.

I can deal with everything else, all I want is the ridiculous stamina costs to be removed.
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>you can't change your name with Rosaria
>cosplay ruined
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Greatarrow Greatsword
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>>144140975
big bro is anything but feminine
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>>144141073
That's a nice OC anon

>>144141251
>Guy invades a host that I have for THE CHAMP
>kill him with ease
>host dies mid fight
>get summoned again
>as we walk into the boss fog his name pops up as just having invaded
>he gets sent home
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>>144140778
Just look at this glorious leo-ring triggering katanafag duster, god damn what a simple but elegant looking weapon. Truly a patricians choice.

And then we have, wait for it..
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>>144140765
Sunlight is feminine, the sun itself is masculine. Vice versa for the moon, ever notice the male Seath and the male Oceiros are associated with the moonLIGHT blade?
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>>144140712
>Gwyn riding a dragon, ever
>when he literally kicked his son out of godhood for riding dragons
Naw
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>>144139674
Get in here
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>want to do a prince ricard cosplay
>Ricard's is all the way in Archdragon Peak
>Can't buy EKS until Halfway fortress
B-buh what if somebody screencaps me and puts me on the internet
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>>144141437
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>Black crystal out of a gank
>Notice my 1 million souls gone
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>>144141368
>MY DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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>>144141437
This shit. What in the literal fuck happened. Who the fuck allowed this to happen? It looks like the new guy accidentally flattened the model and they just rolled with it, jesus christ 0/10 would not paddle people with it.
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>>144141471
Gwyn teamed up with Seath, just saying.
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>>144141449
Seath existed before life did. He's referred to as a he because of convienience, but he's most likely genderless. It wouldn't make too much sense for lifeless creatures to fuck and have children.
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>>144141093
I think there is definitely reason to believe the abyss watchers are related to carthus, I only commented that as of now, there is little evidence to imply that they had at one time been part of them.

I agree though on the ghru-chaos flame part.

We specifically find them infesting the ruins/trenches of the demon king/carthus/anor londo war, it seems that the ghru learned of the chaos pyromancies and settled in the ruins, perhaps they were on the same side as the demons, the black knights in the demon ruins are doing one of two things:

1. Killing ghru in that one room surrounded by demon corpses
2. Guarding a bridge up to the ballista/carthus/giants.

I think that the war ground, smouldering lake was an initiative by anor londo to drive out the demons that infested the area below it, as smouldering lake is basically directly below irithyll.

They had help from carthus doing this, and that's why they all appear one the same side near the ballista.

I think that lorian was directly involved in this by killing the demon prince, and then time passed and they won, which is why you find the demon king defeated as you enter.
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>>144139292
That's intended, but they don't even do anything if you ignore them. You can easily run to the key and out the hole with no problems.
Not sure why they're even there desu
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>>144141530
Then don't summon anyone? Never ember? I don't know anon.
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>>144140905
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>>144141370
http://imgur.com/BXFPES4
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>>144141548
>Win a 3v1
>Have no souls when I get back
>No bloodstain anywhere
This happens way too often
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>Chameleon objects

Now they'll never find me.
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>>144141679
> It wouldn't make too much sense for lifeless creatures to fuck and have children

But someone fucked dragon.
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>>144141679
By this logic he shouldn't have been mortal before the dragon genocide either.
He was probably assigned all the qualities of life when he betrayed the dragons.
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>>144141636
LITERALLY

THE

SAME

TEXTURE
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>>144140905
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>>144141783
Keep doing what you're doing anon.
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>>144140905
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dark infusion or raw+buff (either carthus flame arc or blessed weapon) at 30/30 int fth?
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>>144140905
>You must wait 2 minutes 59 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
Fug u
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>>144141636
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

BERSERKEEER
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>>144141783
Do it with the corpses on the crosses from the swamp
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I wonder if the worse-than-ever-before lock-on was made as bad as it is in order to increase difficulty.
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>>144141346
collectors edition
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>>144140984
>2. Dancer
>4. Old Demon King?

>hard

Come on anon, not even trying with the bait
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>>144141437
NOBODY ever used the greatsword in dark souls 1.
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>try pvp last week
>gank 11/15 attempts
>leave town for a week
>apparently one of the hosts was hacking
>my account is now banned despite not using any outside device barring a 360 controller
>remember all the bullshit ganks and was never really invaded before
>don't care about acheivments
>can still see/write messages and see stupid ways people die
>realize I don't really care about getting banned from dark sword simulator 2016 and just want to beat the game
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>>144142349
neh
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>>144139119
Repented piratefag here. I've bought the game on Steam, managed to get my savs working, everything is fine...but no sign at all of multiplayer activity? How can I tell if I'm having connection issues? The book of the guilty works and everything...is it just that DS1 is abandoned more or less until a specific level?
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>>144140984
who the hell is champ?
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>>144141791
>priscilla - nameless king

holy shit, this would actually possibly make sense

the firstborn, bored, decides to fuck a dragon, producing priscilla, meanwhile, gwyn is extremely pissed, so he fucks off with his dragon and leaves the baby to gwyn to deal with

>once tamed a stormdrake

lel
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Best twink for SL60?

Is it even twinking at that SL?
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>>144142476
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT IN UNTENDED GRAVES
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>>144142450
Get Wulf's Connectivity Mod.
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>>144139556
Did Luci say that or something?
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>>144141383
>as we walk into the boss fog his name pops up as just having invaded
I feel bad when this happens, or when the game decides to spawn the invader very close to us and the entire group just wails on him.
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I would love Priscilla and tell her she's beautiful even though she's a hybrid ;_;
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>>144142553
glass cannon mage or raw ASS vig gouge
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>>144142553
Did you go get end game items and backtrack to invade?
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>>144142553
>DS3
>twinking
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>>144142489
Even things on her forehead are similiar to his horns.
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>>144142620
Is that the thing in the pastebin?
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>>144141636
it objectively looks and feels better
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>>144142716

Say that to my SL25 30+ invasion win-streak.
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>>144142863
>I use Raw infused weapon with all my SL on VIT and END

Good job bro
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>>144142573
i might be being daft or i just got to the nameless king and havent went straight after dancer. is this a later boss?
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>>144139268
OCEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT
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>>144141791
>not taking 100 foot goddess jugs
>not literally living in her cleavage
Dragonfags are the worst
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>>144140905
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>>144141791
What would sex with a dragon feel like?
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>>144142489
>>144142783
drakes aren't dragons brothers from another mother
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Heat distortion.
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>>144141783
do you take requests anon?
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>>144142953

Yes, and? It works so what's your problem?
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>>144142963
He's after dancer, yes.
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Are there any good DEX weapons that deal Striking Damage?
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>>144142783
Well then, it's confirmed.

Nameless King and Kalameet are Solaire's father
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>>144140905
I tried to go fast
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>>144142716
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>aah shit, looks like Loretta's dead (I can tell it's her because the menu says so lol)
>welp, better pull out a shin bone from her carcass and drill some holes in it
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>>144139268
i would really like to know the story behind this guy. any helpful anons want to give me summary on him? probably the most interesting character ive encountered so far.
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>>144143187
No. All hammers are either Str, Quality or garbage and fists are Quality.
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Jesus christ, what is From thinking with these fucking boss weapons? The vast majority of them are just so bad nobody in their right mind would ever use them, and those that WOULD be used are mostly just for some situational ability or for cosplay.
I mean, storm curved sword, what the fuck.
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>>144142863
>I use hornet ring + caestus parry spam
Good job bro
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>>144143254
Fucking witches and their big cute hats
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>>144143295
Loretta's a dog
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>>144143168
Why even bother with blessed infusion?

The amount of HP you can recover at that weapon lvl is not worth it.
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>>144142963
Why are you asking if you haven't even beaten the game yet?
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>>144141636
it's Guts!
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>>144143427
>A woman's corpse in the Undead Settlement was found clutching this bone. Her name was Loretta.

your memes are weak old man
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>>144143427
>hey Greirat, here's a bone I pulled out of Loretta's carcass lol
>um t-thanks Unkind-
>Oh yeah! wanna buy this ring you gave me? it's a piece of shit lmao
>o-o-kay, sure
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>>144143615
>>144143632
a HUMAN dog
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>>144140151
oh please aldrich is a fucking joke
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>>144143254
Fucking drawfags.

I'm disgustingly jelly. Would you take a request right now for a qt Sirris?
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>>144141437
>>144141636
Still made they kept the "berserk" look
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>greatsword of judgement is probably the worst greatsword in the game
>archdeacons staff is almost useless
>fancy looking armor is almost nonexistant

I don't get it, was someone just like "fuck beautiful things" and everyone agreed?
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>sunlight blade is the unique miracle of gwyn's firstborn
>it's a weapon buff
>the dragonslayer swordspear, his weapon, is unbuffable
once again, fucking bravo memezaki
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>>144143380

Good job bro
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>>144143371
>and those that WOULD be used are mostly just for some situational ability or for cosplay
Profaned is tied with the best Astora's for best UGS in the game, MLGS is easily top ten, DSSS is viable as is Gundyr's Halberd.
Otherwise yeah you're right.
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>>144140702
The only real example of power being related to size we have is Ornstein. Humans are smaller than gods on average due to being descended from a pygmy.
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Am I the only one that hopes the next generation of consoles will have some sort of third trigger, like the paddles on the xbox elite controller?

I say this purely because after what.. 5 games and the addition of charged r2 attacks which took away how well attacks flowed in previous games.... I really think a third kind of attack would be really fucking good. Which hopefully explains why I talked about next gen consoles and xbox controllers. Because that's what they use when making these games.
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>>144142287
The perfect disguise.
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I haven't played DaS3 in about a month

Any fun weapons get buffed, any new meme metas?
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>>144143371
that spinning sword is op lol
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GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING LORE THEORIES
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>>144143308
At least Gwyn wasn`t worst father in DS.
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>>144143760
>was someone just like "fuck beautiful things" and everyone agreed?

There's plenty of practically beautiful things.
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>>144143689
i dont know i felt like his moveset was really cheap. shitload of projectiles and THE FUCKING ARROWS. unlike other bosses like pontiff, abyss watchers or dancer. they had moves you can actually read and act accordingly. every time i died fighting them i felt like it was my fault.
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>>144143371
Storm Curved Sword is pretty good, though.
I mean, it's literally a slightly worse Carthus Curved Sword, but the CSS is S tier.
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>>144143863
>PS4 not even 3 years old
>he wants another gimped gen
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>>144143146
Probably.
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>>144141783
Barrels of fun
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>game can't handle all these signs in NG+ kiln
goddamn PS4
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>>144144039
>having trouble with the arrows of all things

oh I see you're just retarded
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>>144143760
>greatsword of judgement is probably the worst greatsword in the game

Is it really?
Just a while ago I was thinking about upgrading mine. I got one just to try it and the moveset seems OK, plus I like the visual effect on the WA
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Which one of the Prince swords is the better one?
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>>144144001
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>>144144149
nice fucking meme
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>>144144082
Not saying I want it now, I am just talking about when time advances to the point new consoles come, I just want 3rd set triggers, or paddles, or something so that we basically have light, medium, heavy attack.

After playing that demo for Nioh, I felt like dark souls 3 was missing a lot from a third attack type.
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>>144144094
Ahh, you were at my side all along!
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>>144143308
King of lothric, presumably through his marriage to the queen of lothric, who is heavily implied to be gwynevere, they had a ritualistic drive to produce the best heir to link the flame they could.

For whatever reason, Lorian was unsuitable for this, it might be a result of his "corruption" from the demon princes flame, so they tried to produce another heir, Lothric.

Despite presumably trying various methods, and treating and celebrating his birth, making items, treasures and weapons around him, he came out sickly and decrepit.

Yet he was still the heir to link the flame, and was expected to do so, various sources tried to mentor him, emma treated him as the next lord, the first scholar of the archives however, influenced enough to simply let the world carry on in it's fading way.

At some point, lothric and lorian combined their souls, perhaps it was done to save lothric, who knows.

Oceiros meanwhile, in what was probably a disappointed state after lothric's birth, started to research seath's work in the grand archives, presumably learning of the way of the dragons and the other ways to seek power/gain immortality.

Through this he probably researched into the drakeblood knights and archdragon peak, the presence of the sunlight covenant and the dragonslayer armour/ornsteins involvement with lothric, there was also an establishment here to support with the knowledge and familiarity of the dragons.

Either way, eventually Oceiros probably became corrupted by his demented dragon research, which resulted in his current horrific form, which seems like some sort of advanced stage of the dragon stones.

Through his obsession with creating an heir, he utilised the research into having another child with the queen, in what probably involved some dragon fuckery, which resulted in the unseen but implied Ocelotte.

Whether or not Ocelotte is actually in the fight is unknown, she could be an invisble hybrid, but the queen of lothric fucked off afterwards.
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>>144144196
Lothric is you want to shoot ppl
Lorian if you want to rape them

>>144144242
Or From could GIT GUD and not release garbage
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>>144144039
>having trouble with the arrows
That was literally the only attack he missed every single time he tried to hit me with it. Wiped his floor on the first try and only used 2 Estus.
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>>144144202
Eh, makes sense. I dig
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>>144144149
>oh i see ill just act like a douchebag
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>>144144202
so then wtf did he become
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>>144143760
>greatsword of judgement
It's pretty strong with buff
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>>144144094
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>it's a marcus also known as enb keeps trying to circle strafe lothric knights which is basically the only strategy they aren't weak against episode
>it's a marcus also known as enb dies repeatedly to the blue knight in high wall while playing negro folk music
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>>144143878
Lel, Thanks anon
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>>144143082
Very hot
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>>144144193
It's absolutely garbage.
I upgraded it to +5 in hopes that it'll get better.
It didn't.
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>>144144196
Lorian's, by a longshot.
Better than the fused sword even, but the fused sword is cool as fuck.
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>>144144334
>Or From could GIT GUD and not release garbage
Well, I guess there's that too....
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>>144144193
Don't be tricked. It's stylish as fuck, easy, but pretty trash in comparison to the rest.
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>>144143765
>instead gets a sweet self-buff that also acts as an attack
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>>144144001
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>>144144324
>so they tried to produce another heir, Lothric

Aren`t they twins?
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>>144144226
>>144144226
>can't deal with a few arrows

just uninstall and never ever play again, shitters

I bet you worthless faggots cam't deal with dogs either lmfao
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how the HECKf do I beat the three sentinels in the boss fight @ the Last Bastille in DS2? I cant find any signs to help me because nobody plays DS2, and I cant even find the NPC summon signs for some reason. On PS4, btw.
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>>144144324
>For whatever reason, Lorian was unsuitable for this, it might be a result of his "corruption" from the demon princes flame, so they tried to produce another heir, Lothric.
They're twins.
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>>144144001
Not lore but conspiracy theory.
>there are different dimensions, as seen by multiple Firelinks (behind Judge, behind Champ, and the one you teleport to where the land is imploding)
>probable chance you can be someone else completely in the other universes
>yfw you could have been the Pontiff
>>144144391
Aren't Windmills nips?
>>144144560
>how the HECKf do I beat the three sentinels in the boss fight @ the Last Bastille in DS2?
One at a time. Also, how old are you?
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>>144144560
Mace + Greatshield

Tank hits like a pro, eat through their health like its nothing.
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>>144143704
maybe
could you be a bit more specific but not too much
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>>144144039
The only trouble I ever had was when he followed the arrows with the giant magic arrow blasts and not noticing him summoning Priscilla's scythe. He becomes a cakewalk when you figure those moves out.
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>>144144193
there is no reason to use it when the moonlight greatsword exists to be honest.
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>>144144554
>unironically being this much of an edgelord
fucking lol
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Anyone willing to switch over a few things for me on pc?

I can give you a lingering ring +2, lorian greatsword, heavy crossbow, and a +4 swordspear in return.
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>>144143817
>abbreviations
STOP

you fucking people. I can't remember the fucking abbreviation for every goddamned item in every fucking video game I play

what the fuck is a DEE ESS ESS ESS?

jesus christ
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>>144144602
Twin is just the localizers flavour-wording. Theirs is the soul of the paired princes, or the dual princes. They just used "twin" because it's a more natural word to convey that there's two souls.

The princes are not twins, and have a clear age difference. The twin nonsense only appears in the english localization.
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>>144144324
thanks man. okay, i thought oceiros was just a crazy fucker who thought he had a kid but the kid was killed or something and he couldnt cope.
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>>144144193
It does split damage with the worst moveset in a weapon class that is rendered obsolete by more specialized weapons. Ultragreats have more damage, range, and hyperarmor, smaller weapons are faster with lower stamina costs, and polearms have the same amount of hyperarmor per swing but with way more range and damage.

As it stands, there is no reason to use greatswords except for style, doubly so for the worst of the litter.
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>>144144560
Don't tumblrinas avoid the word "slut?"
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>>144144670
Just because you say fuck doesn't make you an adult friendo.
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>>144144761
Dragon Slayer's Sword Spear
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Are any of the boss weapons good if I am only getting the minimum requirements to wield them so I can pump into vigor and endurance or some shit?

I know most of them if not all are pretty shitty, just situational, or only there for a unique weapon art. But I want to make use of one or 2 of them on a low str/dex build.
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you know, for the worst caster school in the game faith has one really awesome gimmick
i seriously hope dlc will add fast melee faith miracles like flashsword, this can potentially make clerics absolutely based
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>>144144794
Only when it's convenient for them.
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>>144144670
11. I was able to kill the first one easy enough, but the other two both jumped up on that ledge at the same time.

>>144144697
Ive been using Mace and large leather shield, Ill try the great shield. I cant say I'm a fan of how slow it makes my rolls, but I guess I dont really need them with that shield.
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Post Ashen Ones.

Bonus points for your current build.
Gonna put the remaining points in getting Endurance to 25 and the just throw them either into more HP or VIT to have some more room for fashion.
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>>144144324
>who is heavily implied to be gwynevere

Not really. She is implied to be connected to her as much as the Dancer and Rosaria.

For all we know Gwynever could have cucked Flan with anyone who happened about and produced the half-sisters Queenie, Dancer, and Rosaria.
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>>144144869
please stop using my weaponfu with lightning
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>>144144794
it's fine when they say it
they only get triggered when somebody else uses that word
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>>144144761
Dragonslayer Swordspear.
>>144144765
Thanks, that actually was confusing me a bit.
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>>144142654
Wut? Why would I say that?
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>>144144740
>being this bad

lmfao aaaahahahahaha
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>>144144839
The whole post made question his age, faggot
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Any of you willing to give me a pure bladestone in demons souls?
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>>144144869
>i seriously hope dlc will add fast melee faith miracles like flashsword
What about Flash Mace?
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>>144144712
That line where she swears knighthood to you while blushing and stuff. Standing or sitting is totally fine, whichever is easier to draw for you.

I've never requested anything from anyone before, I just want a little treasure.
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>>144144869
what's your cast speed jimbo
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>Even at 24/16, the BASE REQUIRED STATS for LKGS, Refined is still the best buffable infusion
This shit's gettin kinda ridiculous tbhwufams
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>>144144869
I just want to point out that literally every webm you've posted with that character has been a literal mouthbreather. Trading with sunlight spear's hyperarmor is one thing, but every single one of those people has had time to roll out saefly after hitting you and simply chosen not to, because they clearly do not understand basic game mechanics.
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>>144144765
>The twin nonsense only appears in the english localization

Proof? I`ve seen some japan/korean comics where they were portraited as twins also.
It`s hardly to say something about age difference, since Lothric had very bad health.
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Is level 60 a good place to stop leveling? Lookin for the most skulls to bash in
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>Invade or get invaded
>They see I don't have an ultra weapon
>They take out caestus, buckler etc.
>Do nothing spam L2 as I walk towards them
Getting real tired of this shit
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>>144144019
I want more crowns and golden and white armor tho, as of now there is too much brown.

>sunset armor is said to be golden
>it's covered in rags and rusted

it looks nice but still..
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>>144144732
the combined arrow blasts and regular arrows are impossible to dodge. in his second stage. first stage arrows are super easy to dodge.
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>>144145067
double the speed them maybe...
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>>144144921
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>>144145037
>each hit sends opponent flying
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>>144145101
Stop at 50.
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>>144145101
Somewhere between 50 and 80 for invasions, 100-130 for the most FCs and duel summon signs.
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Anyone know of a sword that would be the closest to looking like Quelaag's Furysword?
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>>144145037
>What about Flash Mace?

We already have basically all varieties of melee spell.

They should add the Mindlayer's paralyze attack as a miracle. Also add a lantern chime and a tentacle hat.

I love references.
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>>144145005
One doesn't choose to be bad at a game.
However, being a fucking edgy cunt is a matter of choice.
Also I'm not even the guy who complained about the arrows you sperg
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>>144144857
To make boss weapons as good as some of the normal weapons you get from drops, you gotta take advantage of the scaling. At minimal requirments, you
might get one to work, at low strength/dex a normal straight sword will probably do you one better.
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>>144144869
>you can't use FTH based weapon because of heavy stat investment
>most FTH spells need two slots
This is so unfair. Meanwhile mages/pyro need little stat invesment like 16str or 3 points for 18 dex because 15 dex is caster standart
>no Silver Knight SS/Spear
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>>144145037
A Force which doesn't take the current age of the universe to cast would be nice.
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Is there a safe way to fall down to Irina's cell? Without spending souls on grave key I mean.
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>>144145274
>being so fucking bad and knowing it so you get triggered when someone else gets called bad

fucking shitter lmao
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>>144145364
Kill cr8 with best grill, wear silvercat ring, jump
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>>144145067
can you put that on the farron greatsword?
thatll look anime as fuck
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>>144145076
Against anyone remotely competent i'm forced to rely on my melee weapons and lighting urns, this is why i'm saying that faith is the worst caster class.
On the other hand, the talisman's WA is the best WA of all casting tools in the game and faith only needs a few fast reliable miracles to get good.
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>>144145076
Theorycrafting is useless thing. You can roll from every attack.
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>>144145306
>mages need little stat investment

bruh
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>>144145445
I literally just started the game
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>>144145128
>the combined arrow blasts and regular arrows are impossible to dodge.
If this was remotely true I'd still be stuck on the boss.
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I just started a Mage character today. Stopped for work before going in to fight Vordt. How fucked am I going to be against him? Will he be too aggressive for me to cast against?
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>>144145359
>wrath of gods used to be what the name implied
>now it only kills people who are afk or braindead

and chances are if those braindead people mash r1 hard enough you're dead before you even finish casting.
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>>144145364
There's a sweetspot where you can survive the fall at full HP. If you have a little bit of int to cast spook, you can abuse the quit-out bug.
>>
do I have to kill orbeck for yuria?
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>>144145420
alright, now I know you're baiting
gj before, but this one was a little bit too obvious
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>>144145523
Spook or a lot of hp drop down by Eygon
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>>144144921
You don't begin to understand "messed up build" until you've been me
>>
It really chaps my ass how dark souls became the cash cow franchise for From and how they turned about face in the sequels regarding the unforgiving, fuck you attitude so as not to scare off casuals and their 60 bucks

There was literally no reason to so fundamentally change the basic feel and mechanics of Dark Souls, especially in its fucking sequels, but they just had to go and fuck up EVERYTHING as they tried to be accomadating for literal morons who can't even figure out how to play a video game
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>>144145496
>the talisman's WA is the best WA of all casting tools in the game and faith only needs a few fast reliable miracles to get good.
It's so true that it hurts.
If faith had just one decently fast offensive miracle, they could actually be decent.
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>>144145520
You need 60 int. Just check weapon requirements for mage weapon and fth weapon
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>>144145364
oy vey a whole 1.5k souls!

fucking jew
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>>144145619
>>144145553
I actually managed to fall down without any equips at 27 vig, 1222 damage.
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>host gets bleed worms
>drop him a torch and try to hey to get his attention to grab it
>the faggot sunbro takes it
fuk u
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>>144144869
how did you get more lightning urns
>>
>Two area-based invasion covenant
>Darkmoons and Blue Sentinels are the same in every way to the point of sharing the same leader
>Still praying to a statue for Sunbros
>Way of Blue, Sentinels, and Sunbros are just dropped on you
>Hodrick and Yorshka are the only actual covenant leaders since the others have none or are dead or mute.
>Mound Makers are the only new covenant idea

Anyone else feel the covenants in this game are a bit weak?
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>>144145067
False King Allant reborn
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>>144145641
>27 VIT
HE FELL FOR THE MEME
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>>144145050
ffs, was about to go to bed because it's fucking late in yurop but I want to see this
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>>144145725
send greirat to the castle and loot his body for ash
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>Rapier back-step swish can be parried
What's the fucking point of not giving thrusting swords a kick if its replacement doesn't actually let you deal with parry spammers?
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>>144145608
>still this mad
>still triggered
>still a fucking shitter
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Why do swordfags get so mad when you own them with magic?
>>
>be a grape
>invade a fight club
>it comes to be my turn
>I jump down then walk over to the other guy point at him, then point to the stairs
>do this over and over until he gets it and leaves
>Proceed to drop all the extra gear I have, armor, weapons, items
>do a my thanks and kill myself with the katana
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>>144145292
Okay. Say I want to make a character that uses old kings great hammer, and demon fists in offhand.

Or I was also thinking of using the storm curved sword, and any other boss weapon that would work decently for building around that.

How would I make this good?
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>>144145641
easy frag
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>>144145829
>What's the fucking point of not giving thrusting swords a kick if its replacement doesn't actually let you deal with parry spammers?

it looks cool
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>playing thief build
>single kukri does more damage than my bandit's knife swings
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>>144145732
the blue sentinels was just them hacking in cops when they realized way of the blue would be useless until late game or if people twinked otherwise

I don't get why the sunlight covenant couldn't at least have a repaired statues. Most aren't completely broken in the game and this one was concealed in a room in a building that was in pretty good condition overall. Is someone going around breaking them like muslims go around and damage buddah statues?
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>>144145829
You know Estoc is unparryable past the first hit right?
if they spam parry they're just going to be stunlock raped
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>>144145532
Get under his butt and watch out for his body slams. I've seen mage characters beat him solo, but with the normal fireball.
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>>144143262
Whoa man, his enormous two handed sword almost took off a third of your health.
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Did I fuck up if I decided to do a SL90 character for pvp?
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>>144145101
80.
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+4 or +6 for a level 50 invasion build
Also YORSHKA
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>>144145891
Unless you're the host
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>>144145641
>27 vig
>50 strength
>20 endurance
>32 vitality

take 10 points from strength and put it into vig then take 10 points from vit and put it into endurance and enjoy your new quality build?
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>>144145957
+6
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>>144145917
>You know Estoc is unparryable past the first hit right?

you what mate
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>>144145926
At that point I think you're dealing with 120 anyways matchmaking wise.
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>>144145829
Rapiers are fine. Only Estoc is broken
>no IF for L2 R1
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>>144145829
Ahahaha I don't think the development team played this fucking game for even a minute
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>>144144921
>level 123

Fucking kill me, I know. Too late to go back now, I am NOT setting up another character for the DLC.
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So I was trying to get the Anri ending where you help her fight Aldritch

But I can't find her summon sign anywhere.

Can someone tell me exactly where it's supposed to be?

I tried looking things up on the wiki, but the incompetent idiots there still can't figure shit out.
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>>144145984
>needing more than 20 end
>not having 50 STR
Refined infusions work just fine I'll have you know

>>144145969
Should've just grabbed Dragon Crest Shield. The cheese from that feels marginally less bad.
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>>144145969
My first Dancer "kill" was done by some asian guy who had such a bad connection with me the boss couldn't hit him. We both used prostration at the end.

I only summoned him because I got frustrated and figured he'd die right away, like all my hosts phantoms do on her.

It happens. Phantoms will either be garbage or rape your boss.
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>>144145958
27 vig is still an easy frag on a host. 27 is only a reasonable stopping point at lower levels.
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As much as I hate the backroll R1 where you smash your axe into the ground with the Demon Greataxe in PvE, as much do I love the thing in PvP.

Nobody ever seems to remember that and just keeps falling for my bait. Just managed to smack a guy 4 times in a row with it.
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>>144145969
if you have trouble against quelaag, you will never git gud
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>>144144757
bump
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>>144145865
hahaha fucking epic bro
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Daily reminder;
>honor and respect is dead
>always chug your estus when duelling
>take every measure to exploit your host
>embrace cancer and memes
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>>144146093
Just outside the door to Anor Londo. There's a prism stone by it, too.
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>>144139414
I thought pontiff was ez pz, having a lot of trouble with memeless though
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>>144146121
>needing more than 20 end
>webm
???
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>>144146090
>tfw have prepared four characters for the dlc
>farmed for darkmoon blade on two of them
>tfw still want to do more

I'm not even enjoying the game anymore, it's just a stockholm syndrom at this point.
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>>144146006
i've neva eva been parried by a parry spam with an estoc while r1 spamming after the first hit
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>>144146220
I guess I fucked something up then, somehow, as it isn't there.

God fucking dammit.
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you know what's really fucking gay

gwyn was the first lord of cinder so why the fuck doesn't he show up again. he should be where ludleth is sitting.

i mean the cu and the bearer of lests not showing up makes sense.
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>>144146179
They told me this for Ludwig and Orphan of Kos, too.

I still summoned for them. Fight me.
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>>144146090
>implying 3 levels makes a difference
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>>144145732
Yeah DaS3 covenants (and online in general) is really pretty fucking weak. Can't think of anything DaS3 does better in terms of online compared to the other games.

Fingers is pretty shit too. The only incentive to join the covenant is rebirthing and obscuring room (as I understand, man-grub staff is ass), and there's no reason to commit because your character randomly chops out peoples' tongues even if they're not a member of it.
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I can't hear anything because it's playing the sound from this like six times.
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>>144145050
uh ok
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>>144146093
Have you saved Anri from Yuria's Assasin? Have you killed Horace in the Smouldering Lake?
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God dammit these FUCKING dogs are so FUCKING annoying
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>>144146276
>i've neva eva

get out
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>>144146093
Anri quest (Aldrich Slayer Ending)

>Find Anri in Halfway Fortress
>Talk to her in Firelink
>Talk to her in Catacombs
>deal with Horace
>Kill Horace and tell her where smouldering lake is
>or don't tell her where smouldering lake is
>meet her in Yorshka's church
>kill the assassin in the church, in the left corner when you come into the church from the area with the pontiff knights hidden amongst the statues
>talk to Anri
>progress to Aldrich
>find Anri's plea for cooperation next to the big Anor Londo door
>kill Aldrich with her
>talk to Ludleth for her Straight Sword
>Go to Horace's grave if you told her where he is
>Go to the Cathedral of the Deep where the Crest Shield is if you didn't
>kill hollow Anri
>Elite Knight Set is now in the shop
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>>144145732
I've got more of an issue with how Sunlight Warriros is basically a meaningless covenant now.
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>>144146353
NEVA
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>>144146219
>invade host and his gank squad
>rape them 1 v 4
>get accused of being dishonorable because I didn't bow
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>>144143262
This post deserves to be recognized

This is what the new souls playerbase considers twinking. No wonder all of you returned ds1 after getting great combusted
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Ok lads, where do I have the highest Worker per m2 quota in the game? My guess was the burning tree in the Undead Settlement. Anyone got a better idea?

I need the pants for my Miner cosplay.
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>>144146363
>kill the assassin in the church, in the left corner when you come into the church from the area with the pontiff knights hidden amongst the statues

What the goddamn fuck.

How the hell did anyone figure this out?
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>>144146379
It has slightly higher matchmaking vs. standard white sign, doesn't it?

Beyond that yeah, they didn't even give us an npc that was in the covenant.
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>>144146345
>mfw knew it was capra before I even enlarged the pic

Good times.
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>>144140905
>>144143254
one million hours on ms paint etc etc
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>Summoning another phantom...
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>>144146298
I feel ya bro. Fucked up the Lord of Holliws ending because a fight with an invader got too close to the camouflaged pilgrim in Yorshka's...
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>be an immolation tinder sorc without a heavy investment in att/int, SL 70
>co-op dancer
>host summons along another sorc who's using dusk crown
>cue boss
>his CCS is doing insane damage to her
>damn, I should look into that bu-
>dancer agros on him, hits him for 500, which one-shots him from full hp

I think I'm going to stick with the tinder
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>>144146492
DUDE ATTACK YOU TWICE NON STOP AND POISON YOU BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN ROLL OR KILL THEM LMAOOOOOOOO
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>>144146345
Dogs always are annoying.

>that area in DS2's Bastille with the 8 dogs + NPC invader
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>>144146485
>go there the first time
>there's a huge space between statues
>go there again after progressing Anri's quest
>space between statues is conspicuously filled by a new statue that wasn't there before
It's not the most obvious thing in the game, but it isn't exceptionally well hidden, either.
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>>144144921
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>>144145851
cause 'muh meta'
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>>144146485
Yuria says at one point she has someone following Anri, your future spouse. Someone probably found it out by accident by smashing everything in the church room where you talk to Anri.
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>>144146485
Randomly rolling into things probably
you get chameleon from the pilgrim in the hollow lord version of the story
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Did patch 1.07 make any new weapons viable or nerf anything fun?
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>>144145067
DO THIS ON A KATANA AND CHANGE THE KATANA TO DAGGER TYPE


WE RAIDEN NOW
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>>144146485
Yuria tells you in the Make Londor Great Again ending. And, depending on your host, there is a statue missing from that part.
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>>144146237
You straight up just don't need more than 20 END

WEBM is me onehanding the FUGS and midrolling because vitality
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>>144146442
Being honorable doesn't have any value in the Dark Souls community anymore anyway.
It's just a competition on who can be the biggest, unfairest asshole.
And it's acceptable because it's "banter plays" or memes to be regurgitated over and over.
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>>144146604
CRAWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN
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>>144144921
>30 vigor past sl100
>with a trading weapon
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Something about this makes me uncomfortable.
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>>144146694
>all the fun was sucked out by people who need to find the next exploit and make memes while subscribers copy paste their builds
It was a sad descent
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>>144146345
took me at least 30 tries, I didn't know how to build a character and was fat rolling/ my shield wouldn't hold against the dogs.

eventually I managed to start surviving the dogs, getting up the stairs, killing them, then playing marry go round with the carpa and firebombs/ arrows.

next game I got a better shield, wasn't fat rolling and won on the first try. felt like the biggest retard.
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>>144146807
Pus of man cosplay?
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>>144146304
He ded.
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>>144146807
Congratulations on your becoming a shoggoth.
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>>144146513
>unable to summon phantom
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>>144146871
all cinder ded tho
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>>144146694
Honor has no place in invasions in DaS2 or 3 though. The deck is too heavily stacked. Red signs are another story, and I tend to get honorable duels via them.
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>>144146491
It's still a broken statue. I was kind of annoyed when that covenant came back in DSII because there was nothing different in its presentation, but its really disappointing to have the same exact thing again. I'm not asking for Solair 2.0 (because fuck Seigward and Karla), but it would be nice to have an actual covenant NPC.
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Question about the gladiator event: I currently have pic related as a level 27 twink.

If I level her up to level 50 and give her appropriate gear, is it fine to join in or do I need to spend a tongue on a makeover?
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>>144139414
#1 baby
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>>144146505
He then whips out his dick and reads it on his phone afterwards because fuck off that doujin is amazing. I used to be like you NTR hating faggots and then I got woke. My dick is still thanking me for it.
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>>144146491
Not even that.
in the first game you had to either be full faith, or have some co-op experience. the idea was that Golds would be the experienced boss killers. If you were having trouble you got a Sunbro and you could be reasonably sure you had a competent player.

But that's another good point about covenant leaders.

>Warriors of Sunlight
A statue, but it's always been one
>Way of the Blue
No leader
>Blue Sentinels
No leader
>Blades of the Dark Moon
A leader that talks to you, and has some nice things to say
>Rosaria's Fingers
It's 1000% mute
>Mound Makers
Like talking to a wall
>Watchdogs of Farron
I waited for you Fry
>Aldrich Faithful
Literally dead

Half of the covenants don't even have a leader, and half of the others don't even have leaders that MOVE.
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>>144146304
Only the last handful of Lords of Cinder were resurrected. There've been fucking loads. They don't all come back, just some.
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>>144146918
No, they just been burned. He is straight up kil, ya know, your hand.
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>>144146807
Glistening, moist boulder orgy
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>>144146923
You mean, you get honorable duels, until the aldritch fuckboy duo come.
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>>144146818
The twitch watcher kids are a scourge, do anything you can to keep them unaware of whatever games you enjoy
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>>144146683
Yeah sure. Just like 15end shitters in /bbg/ FC
>mash 2HR1 Burial Blade some times for baiting
>fags trying to attack because they think I have 15end
Works like clock
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>>144146657
google it, lazy shit
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>>144146918
>Lords actually sitting on thrones
>Gwyn instead Ludleth
>Gwyn sitting near the Aldrich, who ate his son
>Gwyn looking at legion of furries, which fapped on his honorable 1st knight
>Gwyn looking at his incestoual gay descendants
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>>144147053
Aldrich and farron gankers are fucking trash players who aren't good enough to red eye but wanna fuk up da host xD
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>>144146016
I'm not, highest I can go would be like 119
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>mfw parry scrubs and spammers try parrying my rolling 2 hand R1 astora Greatsword
it's so funny because I can hear the grunting over the screen from the faggots being like BUT I GOT IT IT'S NOT POSSIBLE
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>Heide Knights and Heide Knight Sets absent from DaS3
One of the few things I can say were really cool about 2 and it's gone

I will pay for full priced DLC if it means they're there
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>>144146931
>>144147012
>It's still a broken statue.
This annoyed the hell out of me because the castle is in pretty good condition overall and the statue is in an enclosed room.

They'd at least need some lore about an anti-sunfag group that went around and destroyed all the statues at some point.

I'm happy to be a sunfag even if the rewards are kind of shit, but at least give me something FROM.


I still love DS3 but they really shit the bed on giving covenants a purpose. Darkmoon is the only one that really had any personality, and Mound-makers got a tiny amount at the start.
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>>144146093
http://darksouls3.wikidot.com/anri-of-astora
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>>144147037
I find it pretty convenient that the ones to be resurrected are just the right amount and just the right ones to cover the local area around Lothric.
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>>144146604
Make both eyes red or make the blue eye green instead.

>>144147053
I mostly invade and get duels at level 50. I can usually take out the fuckboys anyway. I am use to invading and dealing with 1v4s against people use to playing together. Taking out shitters that only just met like 3 seconds ago tends to be easy. I also tend to kill bosses so I can invade and put down my sign instead.
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Besides "but reddit will be stronger than me" what reason is there to not stop at sl100 max?
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>>144147271
you're probably fine, but you still might get a few who stay a few levels under 120 for NG+ to get Yuria because need those 5 levels.
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>favorite streamer never summons you
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>>144147327
I love it when parry spammers do that shit. It's free damage every time. They still try to parry spin2win moves, too.
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>>144147114
>game has universal 2 hit stunlocks
>needing more stamina than to be able to do two full attacks and roll away
i'd rather pump vig to 44
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>>144147405
Easier NG+ maybe? I dunno.
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>>144147405
Mostly that there is no reason to stop at 100 instead of 120.
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>>144147378
I think it's the last 4 linkers of the fire to re-enact the 4 lord souls, who then later get consumed as the soul of cinder when they're fully worn out as fuel, and then lothric was supposed to be the chosen dude who links the fire but we kill him and take him to the throne there and take his place despite being unfit to link it
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>>144147378
Lothric is the only place in the world where there's still world left, I thought.
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>doing some invasions
>Euro hours
>normal invasions, solo hosts or hosts with one phantom just going through the level, the occasional fight club, people generally behave pretty well
>US hours
>literally nothing but endless gank groups, host+3 summons, seeded, the works
>tireless R1 spam, pointing down, clapping
I don't think I can handle all this freedom.
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>>144147405
Why 100SL? I'm 100% sure your build is quality. You can make 40/40 or 30/30 at 80SL
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>>144147513
It's even worse

I've invaded caestus users in the dungeon who can't stop spamming L2 despite me very visibly two handing an ultra weapon. Fuck is wrong with you guys
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>>144147328
Maybe if the Heide bucket helm got a new model. I was so mad when I finally got one to drop only to find out that while the Heide Knights used a high quality version for their head, the equippable helmet was just a flat cylinder with a low res texture slapped onto it.
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>>144147405
You want to stop at 25 - 45 - 60 - 90 - 120

Anything else is retarded
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>>144147405
100 is irrelevant as it's already in 120 range and too high for random invasions.
There's not a single reason to stop at that level.
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>>144146415
>>144146353

I've never been able to 3rd hit parry any of the rapiers in the game if that means anything to you guys arguing. most weapons I can do the third hit parry every time. Rapiers almost never. some straight swords seem immune too, but dark sword is the easiest to 3rd hit parry. not sure on daggers because nobody ever uses them
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>>144147517
>two full attacks and roll away
You need two rolls. And because of 40end I can roll R1 you to death.
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>>144147493
maybe you should donate and felate them, they might notice you :^)
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>>144147378
>>144147590
Oh, and all the locations are screwy because they're the lands of the revived lords of cinder "churning" below the high wall of lothric which appeared out of nowhere apparently, maybe pulled to the fire because Lothric and his brother ran away to "watch the fire fade from a distance" which clearly isn't the case as they're right next door to firelink shrine
It would partially explain why untended graves is adjacent to the lothric castle, maybe
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>>144147378
I think it is just a fail safe. Seems like each linkage of the fire last less and less time, plus the ashen one is a bitch. A Dark Lord candidate could link the flame on their own. The Ashen one literally needs the sloppy seconds of previous lords in order to link the flame and he still can't get it up.
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>>144147674
>not 99 so you will invade both 120 and 80
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>>144139119
Anyone have grave warden skirt?
>>
Wait, so Nameless King is Gwyn?
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>>144147892
No. Gwyn's firstborn son.
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>>144147892
No. Nameless King is Solaire.
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>>144147892
Nameless King is Gwyn's first born. The guy from the broken Sunlight Altar in DaS1.
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>>144147012
That's my biggest gripe about covenant npcs; there is nothing remotely interesting here since most of them don't actually have an npc for them. The first two games had someone who said something that I liked, then I went "You have said things that have caught my interest, I want in your club." The only two actual covenant leaders are Hodrick and Yorshka, and you don't even need Hodrick alive, and the only way to get Yorshka's Chime is to kill her. Hell, I don't even think you need to return Rosaria's Soul after Leonhard kills her.
>>
>tfw dark souls 1 is too difficult and i just want to play DS3 because DS1 is dead
>>
How good is the Carthus Curved Greatsword in pvp, and is it better to just go quality with it, or can it work well as a hollow weapon?
>>
Is there any way to make Tomb of The Giants easier? There is so much bullshit in the way and it's genuinely a pain to get through
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>>144148016
Hodrick isn't even a covenant leader, you turn in your shit, and get your rewards from, a fucking wall.
>>
Reminder to turn cross-region matchmaking off to reduce sliders and minimize phantom ranges. Quality > Quantity.
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I'm in the middle of Aldrich's VFX now, and it looks like he was going to be able to Sword Dance you like Neto.
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>>144147965
what exactly did the nameless king do wrong?
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>>144148046
garbage all curved greatswords are shit due to slow windup and easy parrying go for carthus curved SWORD or hollow warden twin if luck or anri straight all with carthus rouge
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>>144148031
from what people have sad ds1 has a spark of players trying it because they just played ds3
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>>144148126
>he doesn't know what the regions are
>he doesn't know how the options work
Hello stop
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He just fucking one shotted me. I was so close.
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>>144148173
Allied himself to the dragons.
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>>144148243
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>>144148126
Yeah no. It just makes it so that you don't play in Japan. Cross-region Play is set up as Japan and Not Japan.
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>>144144938
it's actually a better weapon when insufsed unlike many other weapons
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>>144148046
I liked it, nice damage, nice range, and it looks cool when you use it.
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>>144148173
sided with the dragons, the great lords' enemies
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>>144148170
Now make it shoot out of an MLGS kthx
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>>144148170
>Neto

My bad.
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>>144147378
>>144147794
>I find it pretty convenient that the ones to be resurrected are just the right amount
I imagine that's intentional. Firelink Shrine is clearly an artificial process that's been set up by someone - the thrones, the Firekeeper rules, the shrine staff, etc. Some sort of magic bullshit resurrected the lords they needed.

>just the right ones to cover the local area around Lothric.
Yeah I really am not impressed with DaS3's setting/geography.
>Lothric just happens to be above Farron which just happens to be down the road from Aldrich's Cathedral and up hill from his home city which just happens to be above the Profaned Capital

>Oh, and all the locations are screwy because they're the lands of the revived lords of cinder "churning" below the high wall of lothric which appeared out of nowhere apparently
I mean the stuff about the high wall appearing means it's possible there's some TIME/SPACE IS CONVOLUTED bull shit and bits of the world have been pulled together but even if that were the case there'd still be some links like the Profaned Capital having been under Irithyll the whole time and Farron and the Cathedral of the Deep being in close proximty.

Of couse it does kind of make sense that natives of the area that used to be Lordran, and are therefore near the First Flame, would be those to link it, but even the Chosen Undead was from somewhere far flung, and we've got Ludleth who's from some place off map right there. I mean, unless, God fucking forbid, Courland is the DLC area and was, surprise, tucked away somewhere in the current map the whole time.
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>>144148301
Not being a burger helps. I have great connections with Japanese players.
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>>144148243
You tried to block, didn't you?
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>doing the Sword Master Dancer kill
>summon another guy to tag along
>during the fight he doesn't seem to understand what's happening and just runs in to attack her
>keep gesturing for him to get out of there
>he uses a black crystal and leaves
>sends me a message
>"ASSISTING Y-O-U Baddddddddddddd, you even gunna fight the boss? Or you just want summons & Npc ro kill bosses for you.. Wowwwwww"
>explain to him I was doing the glitch and I thought someone might want some free souls
>"Npc glitch too.. WOW Buy another game :| Something more fitting like Minecraft."

Last time I try to be nice to people.
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>>144148170
are you data farming the game for stuff?

>>144148126
all that does is keep the japs from connecting to you, the option exists so they don't have to play with foreigners. it doesn't help anyone else in the world.
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>>144148173
He actually was smarter than his father who was fed with bullshit to the brim by Frampt and understood that driving dragons to extinction won't help anything.
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>first time fighting Soul of Cinder
>rolling Astora Greatsword counters make me duck, causing his sweep to go right over my head
>kill him on the first go
I feel so cool.
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is there any reason to use the falchion when the carthus curved sword exists?
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>>144148380
Yes. Rolling doesn't seem to fucking work with his other attacks that sweep across
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>>144139268

He should have fought with the Moonlight Sword

It would have been cooler, and it'd be a nice homage to Ludwig
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Dark Souls 2, how do Sinh's swipe attacks completely bypass my shield and stamina? They don't even drain stamina, it just takes most of my health down. These look to be pure melee attacks, but the game acts like I have no shield or something.
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>>144148314
I dread the day when someone decides to make a webm of themselves destroying my scrubby arse in a duel.
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>>144148282
JUST
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>>144148381
>bothering to summon people while you glitch the game

what did you expect you moron?
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>>144148381
>glitch an npc to kill the boss for you
>summon a live player for no reason but to waste his time
you were the retard all along
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>>144145641
>that face
> "Gender: male"
u wot
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>>144148118
I hate that wall. Even Victor's Stone is a better covenant leader, and it's more or less the same thing; it's just some giant stone tablet covered in roots overlooking the ocean. Why is a stone tablet a better leader than a wall?
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>>144147674
personally I do lvl 100 which I think is a tad too much for melee builds, and kinda perfect for magic builds.

And I have a lvl 50 with +6 weapon for invasions and I can invade in most areas of the game and its fucking fun as hell. also no +10 weapons to worry about.
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>>144148381
>free souls
You abort the boss fight. He wouldn't have gotten any souls.
r u dumb
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>>144148565
sex*
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>>144148375
>Reading comprehension
Where did I even imply anything? I just said that Cross Region play is Japan and Not Japan. By turning it off, you just don't play against the Japanese, instead of limiting it to your country or region.
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>>144148637
I'm pretty sure he already glitched sword master to be invincible.
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>>144148528
Happened to me yesterday, except that I was full health with 4 Estus left but lost connection to the Steam servers for literally less than 10 seconds.
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>>144148526
as long as you don't have a really stupid name you should be fine.
I also fear the moment I appear in a webm on /dsg/
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>>144148656
>sex: yes*
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>>144148656
they're synonyms
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>>144148656
one and the same really fuck with me
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>>144145641
>Make a trap
>Give it a fucking ugly manly name like Vincent

Come the fuck on dude use a unisex name at least.
>>
>>144148565
You've never seen a pretty boy?
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>>144148498
no

his first phase has a "squash the weird bug that crawled into my garden" like moveset, it's great, the second phase he goes completely feral and genuinely feels like an insane blind half dragon monster

Oceiros wasn't meant to be a hard boss, just a thematically interesting one
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>>144148637
He had already done it and the Sword Master was invincible.
>reading comprehension
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>>144148381
Some people actually play these games for fun. Crazy, right?

Seriously, if you are going to use a long, drawn-out, cheese tactics that leaves you twiddling your thumbs forever, do it solo.

>>144148486
Roll into horizontal attacks, and never try to block his two-handed or leaping attacks. You can probably block that shit in NG+ with a fully-upgraded, high-stability shield, but with what you have, it is basically a death trap.
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>>144148672
Oh, my bad.
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>>144148116

Also, I'm gonna list all the ways why Tomb is complete bullshit:

>Game forces you to use a lantern
>Can't two hand because you're using the lantern
>Can't use a shield because you're using the lantern
>Lockon is drastically reduced
>Pitch black
>Beast skeletons that kill you in one hit
>Almost every area is surrounded by pitfalls and cramped spaces
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>>144148821
no, but i want to, and then force them to kiss & cuddle me
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>>144148773
>All soft faced men are traps
Please
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Sulyvahn did nothing wrong.
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>>144148726
It's Arabic-sounding
I use curved swords
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>>144148528
FUCK
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>>144148914
just run through it
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>>144148829
very interesting boss. love his voice acting.
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This is even flashier than the last one.
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>>144148914
>switch to 2h style and approaching enemy
>kill him
ez fucking pz
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I hate faggots that use the dual bleed swords add more bleed to it and spin around and roll and think they are good
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>>144148978

Run where? It's pitch black and I can't see where I'm going. That sounds like suicide
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>>144148953
Look at that fucker.
That is not the result of someone just making a young, friendly looking man.
That is an explicit effort to create femininity.
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>>144148551
It's a waste of time to get a ton of souls for free early in the game?
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>>144149021
Abyss Watchers? Soul of Cinder?
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>>144148969
I'd literally kill myself if that happened to me.
>>
>>144148914
>>144148116
Why not just do lost Izalith first and get the head gear with a light on it?

Or just use the sorcery that creates light for you?
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>>144149021
From the princes fight, right?
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>>144148486
Try rolling towards him brah.

If not then roll away. Don't roll sideways
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>>144149080
literally just run forward, if you keep running, you'll eventually get there
>>
I wish the Pickaxe had Perseverance. Being able to directly face-trade into their attacks without flinching with the Leo ring on would be ballers.
>>
>>144148914
Sunlight maggot
Cast Light
Walking really slowly
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>>144149132

Shit I genuinely forgot about the sunlight maggot

Should I go kill Petrus while I'm at it now that I've saved Reah
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>>144148116
>>144148914
Do Izalith first and get the sunlight maggot.
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>>144148914
I fucking hate the Tomb. I don't understand how people say it's one of their favorite areas. Sen's Fortress is a great example of awesome level design. Tomb is just fucking garbage with its LE PITCH BLACK XDD
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>>144149071
They're like the easiest thing in the world to parry.
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>>144149118
>>144149142
Definitely SoC.
Watcher's trail is actually delayed which is the main thing that fucked me up my first playthough
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>>144148528
these are always the best deaths
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>>144148914
>game makes you adapt
>THIS GAME IS BOO SHIT
>>
>ctrl+f "bloodborne"
>0 results

Keep up the good fight, friends. PS4 players usually are the cause for these generals overall decline in quality
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>>144149147
If I roll sideways past him he pivots and the blade follows me exactly
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Bloodborne is good
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>>144148969
It's painful
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>>144149247
There are multiple ways of getting light if you want it, and it is fun to go through without it if you choose not to use a light source.
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>>144148969
Gold. Thanks anon, that HP was perfect.
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>>144149291
Bloodborne has its own general
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>>144149180
finally somebody who feels this miners pain
>>
>>144149367
That goes without saying.
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>>144149291
>PC buyer's remorse
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>>144148959
>That Yorshka
So cute
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>>144149021
Can you write a script to quickly cycle through effects? Then do it with the Dancer's unlimited spin works move.
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>>144149268
you dont even know how many times that happened to me on aldrich. fuck aldrich and his cheap ass projectiles.
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>>144149283

I never said the game was shit, just that this one place is shit

Every game's got problems anon
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>>144139119
>KING'S FIELD
This isn't a souls game, can you remove from the next OP?
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>>144148528
>get a hard boss to low health
>get nervous about choking
>choke because of it
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>>144149101
Yes. I put my sign down to play the game, not to keep some faggot company while he masturbates while waiting for a boss to die.
>>
>>144144921
He's a pretty cookie-cutter 40/40 STR/DEX build.
Getting kinda bored with it tbqh, I'm gonna re-spec and make him some kind of magic user.
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What's the deal with the Dancer cheese? It takes around 40 minutes to get to 30 vigor on a new character, get some bleed resin and just kill her normally with raw ass.
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>>144149268
Aldritch is RNG as fuck. I beat him on my first try somehow and he only ever used that arrow attack once. Then I tried him in NG+ and he ripped my asshole with his repeated arrow bullshit.
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>>144146584
Dogs don't poison
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>>144149561
You're leveling up, therefore defeating the purpose
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>>144149561
What is twink builds.
>>
I love the way aldrich moves around like a beacon, guiding gwyndolin across the air as he spews out the magic.

They got the weird snake like winding feeling of the lower body done really well, how he twists around the air with it.

I swear there was another boss like it in a previous souls game, but I can't remember
>>
>>144149456
I got greedy on that one. He was starting the bow animation, and I just r1 spammed in hopes to nick him down before he used it.
>>
Has anybody ripped the sound effects from this game? I would love to use a couple of them for text notifications on my phone like getting a vertebrae shackle or the parry sound. There was another too but I don't remember it atm.
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>>144149516
Dancer is an easy fight once you get to her level anyway.
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>>144148969
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This is your Fire Keeper tonight.
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SL1 pvp meta is honestly the best
>>
I just redownloaded dark souls 2 and man are the controls shit in this game. Don't even want to play anymore.
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>>144149118
>>144149142
>>144149261
[spoilers]Aldrich.[/spoiler]

>>144149440
Not sure how good it would look. Some of them have a bit of a startup.
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>>144149617
I've helped people with him a lot and had rounds where he never used the bow attack, and had others where he used it constantly. He took me a few tries because he loved using that in mine. I've gotten good at dodging it, you just run around in a medium sized circle like some kind of idiot but close enough to him so he doesn't shove magic up your ass.
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>>144149719
BASED
ASED
SED
ED
D
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>>144149291
So what is your favorite boss and weapon from Bloodborne?
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>>144148959
>HAIR OF FIRE DESTROYED
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>>144149820
Looks like it's from Dynasty Warriors
>>
Greatsword is spicy as FUCK, I wish I'd tried it earlier
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>>144149849
Ludwig
Saw Spear
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>>144149719
It took me two summons to figure out that Pale Shade was an NPC
>>
>>144149820
pretty

fire tends to be toned down in most games because peoples toasters can't handle it sadly
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>>144149659
i did the same thing but i killed him. but i also died when the arrows came down. didnt get whatever he dropped either. total bullshit.
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>>144149515
>tfw you get too defensive when you get a boss to low health and get fucked
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>>144139292
The jailers are the old handmaidens, who are said to enjoy torturing, theres tons of items that talk about how ruthless they are and on the keys it states that they let prisoners find keys so that they think they can escape when really the keys lead to the profaned capital and other cells, cementing the feeling that the prisoner will never leave. You find a key in that hallway and are immedietly flanked by two jailers. makes sense to me
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>>144149820
>[spoilers]

I am so good at this.
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>>144149824
In a solo fight, aldrich rarely, if ever uses his range attack up close.

The strategy with him is to go to the middle when he retreats in the ground, then get as up close to him as possible fast when he spawns again.
>>
Anyone willing to help me swap over a few items on pc?

If you want them in return I could give you a heavy crossbow, swordspear (+4), Lorian Greatsword, lingering ring +2, MLGS, and sunset set.
Really the only things I have worth any value to anyone.
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>>144149894
Reminder that his name is actually Kristian
He hates being reminded of this fact
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>>144149719
Nice dodge roll :^)
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>>144149820
Well, just pick out the ones that look ok do those
pls
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>>144149929
Ludwig usually seems to be the consensus but I can't blame everyone because of dat soundtrack and him bringing back the MLGS.

Pizza cutter is too fun. I never knew about the walking L2 attack till after it was nerfed. I just liked the charged two hand R2 and revving it up to flatten everything.
>>
>>144149849
>>144149929
>>144150097

>>144106668
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>>144149635
In dark souls there are poison dogs
>>
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57097290
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>>144150270
We're talking about Bloodborne and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>144150010
I will glady relieve you of the crossbow and lorian's sword. Sign is at High Wall, pass dsg
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>>144149849
Boss is still my main man Gascoigne
Weapon is either church pick of Boom Hammer.
God damn I love the boom hammer. If only its damage wasn't such shit.
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>>144150326
His OC is fucking ugly. Her face irks me every time.
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>>144150469
I think she's cute and I'm not even into lolis
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>>144150302
No. They do bleed damage.
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>>144150326
>log in
Haha no
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>>144150384
WIll be right there.
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>>144150008
That's what I do, but I meant with the arrow attack. Originally I tried running basically everywhere to get away from phase 2 arrows, but he'd kill me with the magic attack. When I'd get too close, a melee attack would stagger me and the arrows would finish me off.

So sticking close, but not too close and doing my circle running idiot method seems to always work unless I fuck up. His magic orbs don't hit me either.
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>>144146972
So I suppose this gal's good to use?
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>>144147493
>streamer is hosting a FC
>the absolute second I place my sign--
>"Okay guys I think that's it for the stream tonight."
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>>144150617
Just wear a helmet my dude
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>>144150557
http://exhentai.org/g/924415/3f814d8660/
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>>144150557
Don't be a party pooper anon
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>>144150465
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>>144150326
>choking
>heart eyes
>engrish

I'm scum of the earth and my life is worth less than dirt for this, but that's okay. My dick thanks you.
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>>144150557
>not having a pixiv account on 4chan of all places
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>>144150678
Wasn't even sure if there was a "only male" rule to keep things ''''authentic looking''''.

Then I guess I'll see if I can pull her to 50 in these few days.
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>>144150628
happens to me everytime
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>>144150845
>having accounts
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>>144150384
KK, ready for next summon.
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>>144150941
>gotta stay anonymous or else the gubmint will track me down and get me!
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>>144150797
hnnggg
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This is with Nameless' stuff, but I don't think I recognize it from his attacks.
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>>144150941
So do you play DS3 on steam?
>>
>>144150998
>>144150797
>want to play BB
>have to buy a PS4
>it would be LITERALLY the only game I'd have for it
>have to pay for online

aaaaa
>>
How the fuck do I kill this dragon after dragon barracks fire.

The black monstrosity cunt has curse and he hits like a fucking truck. I have lost 8 estus to him and he his like 70% health left

This is fucking bullshit
>>
>>144151038
>disco, disco, party, party
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>>144150878
We're autistic, but we're not /that/ autistic.
>>
>>144151081
Black firebombs
Any fire damage
>>
>>144151081
F I R E B O M B
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>>144151081
try ranged battle
>>
Reminder to join the /dsg/ Discord https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqmTYTsB
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>>144151038
that's probably when hes charging his blade up for the lightning bolt. The colors wouldn't show up because you're on clouds.
>>
>>144151123
Hey, can never be too sure, especially for a cosplay event.
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>>144150997
they will, they want my telephone number and internet address to track me down and take my guns

>>144151057
I play it on ur mom's account.
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>>144150948
That was all of it, right?
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>>144151038
Probably from the rave where he conceived Priscilla
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>>144151171
>Rub jelly on me
This is the reddit discord isn't it
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>>144150628
>>144147493
>caring about being on a stream
so it is true that /dsg/ is mostly twitch faggots and stream whores go fuck yourselves you niggers you're the cancer killing this industry
>>
>>144151305
Yes, thank you so much.
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>>144151065
It's not worth it.

It's decent with the dlc but the main game fairly disappointing.

Not worth a console, or spending money for online.
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>>144151408
>just figuring this out now
why do you think SL120 is pushed hard here? Because FC streaming is still popular and people crave the attention
>>
>>144151065
worth it desu
>>
>>144151408
People who bought Dark Rehash 3 are the cancer that's killing the industry.
>>
>>144151442
No prob, thanks for the wepons
>>
>>144151597
or because it's the best pvp meta
>>
WHERE OH WHERE

I SEARCH FOR IT DEAR

MY SWEET FC

WON'T SOMEONE COME NEAR

A DARLING HOST

TO WIPE AWAY MY TEARS

PLEASE BE A DEAR

AND BRING TO ME

A DARLING /dsg/ FC
>>
>>144151597
Because hitting softcaps has been the norm in every souls game ever? Or did you forget that DeS pvp predates twitch?
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>>144151598
>>144151464
>>
Just deforested my pubes, how do you deal with the resulting prickledick? Shit's mad uncomfortable
>>
>>144151608
>not liking video games
I'll take another year of Dark souls rehash than another new twitch stream with a FC or some shitty faggots trying to make money by showing LOL I FUNNY HERE IS HOW BAD I AM AT DARK SOULS GUIZZ
this twitch/e celeb shit needs to die
>>
>>144151608
To be fair, you had to play it to know how bad it was.
>>
>>144151729
Trim with scissors rather than using a razor.
>>
>>144151741
Exactly. Everyone's a faggot.
>>
>>144151718
Maybe to some people but that doesn't unilaterally make it the best by any means. some people enjoy not fighting tryhards all the time and enjoy a change of pace between weapons that work better on str vs dex rather than every person you fight running quality and only using a dark sword or estoc
>>
They buffed darkdrift right?

Is it good enough to use now?
>>
>>144151784
Don't use a razor, Use an electric trimmer. That's what I use on my face and my pubes
>>
i never get any yous on dsg anymore, they've learned my bait :(
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>>144143704
>>144145818
Here. Went a bit overboard
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>>144151878
nope
only good katana is washing pole
>>
>>144151883
That's what I did, but now I have stubble and my dick fucking itches like crazy
>>
was thinking of doing a greatshield build along with a spear, relying on shield bash and pokes for damage. wanted to go with rotten ghru spear for the poison, even if it is weak. i noticed neither of the wikis really have information on infused greatshields. since no spears seem to have strength scaling, i was going to infuse my spear to heavy or refined.
im wondering if anyone has infused an upgraded greatshield, does it effect the damage much? any in particular that are good for using shield bash?
>>
>>144151927
that is nice
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>>144151927
nice
>>
Anyone have a dragonslayer axe theyre willing to part with?

If you're after something I may have it on one of my characters in return.

pc
>>
>>144151723
i have this same dilemma but i think im going to wait for the new ps4.5kneo or whatever the hell its called now.
>>
>>144151927
Sirris of the Funless Realms, everyone.
Great job dude.
>>
>>144151986
ghey
>>
Would it be safe to say that the Dark ending is the canon ending?

I like to think that the Ashen One eventually hollows in the dark, as it's implied to happen inevitably. However, he also becomes powerful. A great Hollow. An Old One.

The Firekeeper, who's no longer "blind", covers her eyes in wax. She becomes a powerful demon by the Ashen/Old One's side.
>>
>>144151723
at least wait until they announce another game before you waste money on a console

I thought bloodborne was overall decent, but it's literally the only game I own for the console, and the online was nowhere near as fun as any of the other games, which kind of dampened the amount I could go back to it
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what new miracles resemble god hand specials?
doing a gene cosplayer
>>
>>144151849
So you like killing PvErs who don't know the PvP meta because they use random weapons? Which doesn't make sense, as the lower in soul level you go, the more dark sword scrubs you find.

Quality builds can use those exact same strength or dex weapons, there is no magical variety in having less options available for a build.
>>
>>144151981
I usually put on the attachment to leave like a quarter inch of hair, and then shape it with the attachment off.

It will itch for a day or two because the hair is kinda destroyed and all sharp. But shaving makes it terrible for like a week. you can try vigorously rubbing a washrag on it when you are in the shower next to help get rid of the sharpness which will get rid of the itch,
>>
>>144152179
>New
>Miracles
You get two, and one isn't even new
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>>144151927
THIS IS SO CUTE
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>>144151927
Requester here; Fucking amazing drawfag-anon. Thanks a million.

I hope altruism does it for you because I only pay in ass pictures and fellatio, and only one of those is realistically possible right now. You're a hero.

The "overboard" bit is hilarious. I forgot about this bug and it fucked me after she swore to me. This makes me a little less upset.
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>Silver Mask
>Fallen Knight Chest
>Leonhard Trousers
>Jailer Gloves

Is this the best fashion souls ever?
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>You have been disconnected from the Dark Souls III game server. Returning to main menu.
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Eleonora should've had Faith scaling. Either for its damage or its WA.

I love its design and it looks and plays perfect for a cleric build but not having Faith scaling really cripples things.
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>>144152305
>silver mask
It's shit.
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>>144152305
>FK chest
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>>144152305
FALLEN KNIGHT
A
L
L
L
E
N
KNIGHT
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>>144152135
>the blonde firekeeper with an english accent becomes a brunette maiden with a scottish accent
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>>144152198
>40/40 can use any weapon with no problem
>40/20 in str or dex modifies your weapon options to specialize in one
>implying there aren't fight clubs or duels at SL79
Not only are there less dark sword and estoc users at Sl79 if you do a fight club you get actual people trying weapons that may or may not be the best but they make it the best through skill not because they have 40/40 across the board and capable of dealing ridiculous amounts of damage with any weapon
in the end it's a matter of opinion so enjoy your 120 anon, I'll stick with 79 and if that bothers you than by all means ignore this post
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>>144152302
post ass pictures
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>>144152359
>not wanting that sweet hat

>>144152367
>>144152419
What else is there that looks like a coat that isn't leonhards chest piece that is shit?
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>beat dragonslayer armor on my first try on my second character
feels good man
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Could someone with more knowledge of miracles explain how exactly this happened? Do miracles have i-frames?
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>>144152358
It's like a reverse version of Morne's hammer stylistically so that would be cool
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>>144152506
>beat dragonslayer armor on my first try on my first character
felt meh man
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>those people that actually farmed for dmb when gmw/slb do the exact same
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tfw ants coming out of your ps4 controller
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>>144152465

All that dark is just stuck to her like glue
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>>144152497
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>>144152504
Black Hand
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>Every faggot host/spirit just backs away until you get in range or make a move
Fuck this cancer. There needs to be more weapons that punish such cowardice.
>>
>get summoned by a dried fingers host that's trying to gank
>don't help him fight the invaders but kill npcs
>one of the invaders is kind of a cunt but let him be and don't attack him despite him throwing items at me constantly
>move on to clear out some stuff while ignoring him
>he runs up behind me and does a backstab, throws and undead charm and keeps chasing after me
>host runs back to bonfire to get more summons
>still don't attack him but eventually die
>he spams gestures
what's the point in trying to not be a dick to overwhelmed invaders when they'll just act like all my shitty hosts
>>
>>144152112
why? if you are thinking of some turtle enisle build thats not what its going to be, i just want to utilize shield bash in some way
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have a guy i summoned to 1v1 other dark spirit.
>using gotthard swords
>only does rolling attack
>wearing full thorns armor
>grass shield on back
>dark moon blades the swords
Hes fucking killed like 20 people now holy shit
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>>144152586
wat
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>>144152554
The sunfag staggered him right before it hit you so it turned off the hitbox
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>>144152302
Here's just the first square.
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>>144152554
>Lothric actually buff Lorian`s sword on second stage
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why is 90% of the armor in 3 boring shit?

nothing looks good mixed except for the various knight pieces
>>
>>144139119
Jesus, just call it "Souls General"
>>
Does upgrading staffs increase spell damage at all?
>>
Words cannot express the amount of happiness I feel right now
>>
>get unbanned
>play normally for a week
>get banned again without warning

I might as well just use CE now
>>
>>144152765
Yes. Spell Buff is what you're looking at for spell damage
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>>144152765
Nope. Don't bother.
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>>144152586
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>>144152769
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DARK?

>inb4 "Dark" souls xDDDD
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>>144152491
>you get actual people trying weapons that may or may not be the best but they make it the best through skill
A good player using a bad weapon is just them facing opponents where handicapping themselves doesn't matter, it doesn't magically make the weapon better. Nor does them having certain stats and using weapons you personally are tired of seeing make them any worse at the game.

It's fine if you prefer a different soul level, but let's not get out of hand here.
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>>144152497
Aye aye cap'n.

N-Not mine, right? I haven't been bothered to tend to the grasslands lately and I only have two pairs of panties.
>>
>>144152845
>>144152586
please no
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What's the target combo for gotthards tryhard swords
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>>144152825
Damn it you ruined it.
>>
if you put a point in Humanity is your Humanity level permanently 1?
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>>144152872
i accept old pictures
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>>144152959
>le eric trolle~~
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>>144152938
>Roll
>L1
>Lather
>Rinse
>Repeat
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>>144152845
>>144152586
>not opening your controllers periodically to clean them inside

Disgusting
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>>144153051
last time I did that my controller stopped working when I put it back together, even though everything was exactly the same way.
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>>144152872
post pics
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>>144152769
Well done anon.
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>>144152856
It's not about handicapping yourself a person at 40/20 str can use a weapon like Yhorms machete just as effectively as a person with 40/40 the difference now is that the 40/40 is going to swtich to an estoc to get an easy kill where as the person with 40/20 wouldn't reliably get a good damage output from an estoc so they specialize with the machete rather than be a tryhard shitter.
Honestly it does boil down to what is the meta weapon because that's all you see at 120 because jus tlike every online game all over the world and in every genre there will always be players that only want to use the best and refuse to move from that because it's what "wins" and at 120 that's all you see are those types of people
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>>144153013
you can't level humanity
if you pop a "hard" (item) humanity, the counter on the top by your hp/stam goes form 00 to 01 and will reach 99 max
it takes 1 humanity to reverse hollowing a t a bonfire, or to kindle and increase the amount of estus you get when you spawn there
humanity also gives item discovery and minor defense increases but those aren't super important
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>>144152586
THERE ARE ANTS IN MY TEA

I SCOOP THEM WITH

MY SPOON

THEY ARE DRAWN TO THE SPOON OF SUGAR

IT IS NATURAL

THIS IS NATURE TAKING IT'S COURSE
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>>144153051
I've rebuilt many a PSX, and PS2 controller, but I wouldn't even dream of taking apart a PS3/4 one.

Not least because I don't have the right kind of screwdriver. The fuck happened to good ol' Phillips-head screws?
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>>144153246
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>
Anyone willing to help me switch a dragonslayers axe to another character.
I messed up the quest.
PC. If you want something, I may have it if you name it.
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>try out Greatshields for the first time in Dark Souls 3
>invaded by some fag with a Dark Sword
>he eats right through my stamina with 3 hits

I thought you said Greatshields were OP in this.
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>>144152465
the power of cocaine
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>>144153347
ALIVE
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>>144153227
hrm, is there a good way to farm it?
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>>144153227
Weapon infusions also scale with humanity
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>>144151597
>SL 120 pushed here
>Here
>SL 120

What are you smoking and where can I buy it? The only people pushing 120 is Lucifer and that one "pyro build" guy that is SL 135 with 45 fucking vigor, 40/40 int/faith, and the rest in STR/Dex. He's massively in denial saying he needs it to not die in 1 hit, yet advocates for AGS because he can 1 hit people with the roll counter.
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>>144153395
>anyone want to help me gear up my twink? I can't beat the game at a low SL
ftfy
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>>144152135
Nah, the Good Hunter is the Old One.
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>>144153435
NO CHOICE
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Does dual wielding Pyromancy Flames double the damage?
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>>144153496
FOLLOW THE LAWS OF LIFE
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>>144153325
I guess you're right with those special screws, but eh I only play PC and my old Dual Action is simple and works
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>>144153497
lad..
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>>144146345
>protip
try and get strong enough to one shot the dogs outside before you go into that fight
>????
>Profit
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>>144153493
I dont even pvp, but alright.
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>>144153489
What rock continent do you live on anon? Australia? Get out from under it because if you haven't noticed alot of builds posted here are 120 and it's mainly for FC's and streaming but /dsg/ won't admit that they are a bunch of stream whoring faggots because they think reddit would look down on them or something
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>>144153452
Rats in the Depths will drop it at a decent amount, and a late area in the DLC
Item find bonus caps at 10 humanity
>>144153456
Yeah that too, Chaos and then the Artorias GS? Anything else?
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>>144152135
DeS comes before DaS.
It's a natural progression of the Colorless Fog into the Age of Ancients.
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>>144153497
2handing you mean? Although if equipping two gave you sweet double fisted fireballing animations that would be radical
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>>144152872
Just post a picture of your butt already. I mean you obviously want to on some level, why else would you at that little spoiler at the end when you could've just kept quiet?

Unless you're just a giant tease.
>>
>>144153604
A man can dream, can't he?
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>>144151356
REMINDER

>>144153647
>builds posted are the same people every time
>Most builds posted are SL 50-90 because they want to show off their "twink" builds
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whats a good co op/invasion level/weapon upgrade for farrons watchdogs? 40? 45 too high? +3?
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>>144153414
which greatshield are you using? have you upgraded it?
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>>144153706
No, literally using one in each hand.
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>>144153781
That was a dark time for /dsg/, and that's fucking saying something.
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>>144153024
>>144153151
>>144153709
I left them on that "wow what the fuck...etc." trap thread on /soc/ because blue board if ya'll were serious. Should be obvious which they are.
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>Running a Zwei quality build
>get to 3 man gank squad at the top of Archives
>Faraam warrior goes for me first
>get him twice with R1's
>weapon art through his attack, fling him in the air
>The other two get to me as their buddy's corpse falls to the ground

I LOVE THIS WEAPON
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Anyone feel like helping me get the twinkling dragon torso then taking on NK? I'm getting my rectum remodeled from the giant axesnakes

Pass is snek, PC. Put your signs by the great belfry bonfire
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After so much 3 I want to go back and play DS1.

What's a fun build to play the game with? Is something like Quality even a thing?

>>144153793
Watchdogs I'd say 25-30 with weap +2. You can try pushing those limits and just keep a backup of the savefile in case you overlevel and stop getting summoned.
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>>144153848
this is why you filter and ignore
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>>144153781
>>144153848
REMINDER
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>>144153191
Weapon swapping is in the game for a reason, we have three weapon slots for a good reason. Finishing someone at 100 hp with a fast weapon isn't cheap or unfair in the slightest. A heavy estoc would still be able to do that just as well, regardless.
Forcing yourself to keep using one slow weapon that is awful at what you are trying to do (deal 100 damage) is just being stubborn, it's just the same as people who invade and get mad at the host for healing.

I don't know what to tell you, you seem to just hate people who like winning and don't hold themselves to your arbitrary standards of how the game should be played. If SL 80 was the tryhard meta, you would still be a contrarian. This isn't about the game, it's about how you view people.
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>>144153793
>40? 45 too high? +3?
Way too fucking high.

Try 30 +2.

>>144153923
I don't have whatever browser/app/browser app you crazy kids use.
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You can get all 5 free levels from yoel, even at 99 hollowing? I thought you had to visit him when you were exactly 0/2/6/12/16.
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>>144153647
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>>144153990
>>144153914
aite thanks
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>>144153853
would impregnate
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>>144154012
>I thought you had to visit him when you were exactly 0/2/6/12/16.
You can just continue playing into NG+x and get 5 free levels
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>>144153953
IS THAT NONSENSE MAN UP TO

HIS NONSENSE AGAIN?
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>>144154012
>I thought you had to visit him when you were exactly 0/2/6/12/16.
What? No. How would anyone figure that out? Those are jut the minimum levels.
>>
>>144148914

I'm gonna list all the ways Tomb isn't bullshit

>literally jog past fucking everything and just go to Nito
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>>144153801
Black Iron Greatshield but now that you mention it no, I haven't fully upgraded it kek
How much stability do I want in order to have straight sword attacks deflected?
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>>144154012
>exactly
No. You can get all five at once if you want to.
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>>144145641
So many inbred mouth breathing faggots in this general holy fuck
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>Opponent tries to buff
>Throw duel charm
>Tries to buff again
Do people just not know what the duel charm did? Do they think the buff went away because of a glitch?
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>>144153990
Default 4chan has filter options, look under settings. You can just highlight any part of a post, click the triangle int he corner and select filter. Refresh the page and whatever posts trigger the filter are collapsed.
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>>144153853
pumparum pumparum!
>>
Hot damn I am finding that that Carthus Curved Greatsword is just so superior to the Warden Twinblades in pvp right now. Loving every minute of it
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>>144154086
Thanks for more, I always love finding more shit on rubjellyonme.

REMINDER
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>>144153853
You a dude or a chick, nigga?
>>
Rate my weapon loadout for my dex char

>gotthards
>astora
>washingpole
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>>144153990
>I don't have whatever browser/app/browser app you crazy kids use.

4chan itself now lets you do it without needing extensions.
Go to the bottom of the page and check your "Settings"
It truly improves the /dsg/ experience tenfold.
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>>144154172
Oh, nice.
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>>144154170
fuck off i hate cunts that buff themselves then un buff you like wtf
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>>144154241
nigga
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>>144153969
lot of projection coming from that post anon, so on that note I'll go ahead and stop replying since now I really don't care about what you have to say about anything in regards to this matter. Like I said if you want to be one of those tryhard players that has to be the BEST at a video game than Im sorry my friend there's much more to life than that and I personally don't take that much time to care about winning in a video game since I'm already winning at life. But really you can reply again if you want to I don't care about what else you have to say since it's obvious you are one of those tryhard players now.
Thanks for playing though anon! :)
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>>144154216
>superior to the Warden Twinblades
As if. But the CCS and CCGS are definitely great weapons
>>
>>144154241
>I posted them in that trap thread
I wonder.
>>
>>144153990
get appchanx. 1 click install for firefox or chrome. i have it set to automatically filter tripcodes and names and filter replies made to those posts
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>>144154086
>comlains about swapping to spears
>pulls out a whip
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Anybody willing to host a PS4 FC?
Just finished my Dante cosplay.
Might start Vergil tomorrow afternoon.
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>>144154063
>>144154196
T-Thanks..

>>144154241
Yes.
>>
>>144154332
>>144154296
Did you ever consider that they were female, and that they were pretending to be male, and that that was the trap? You fools
>>
>>144154331
The biggest problem I had with the twin blades is that they never seemed to hit ever, and were terrible at punishing runners and dodgers, due to being extremely short in range. Or I just suck with them.
>>
What are the good Great____ weapons for a str build? I'm tired of using DA CHAMP's lance
>>
>>144154283
But I didn't buff.
>>
>>144154216
>>144154331
If I EVER see a bleed nigger i just instantly switch to my washing pole/estoc you to death
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>>144154330
Thanks for sharing.
>>
>>144154249
No Carthus Curved Sword/10
>>
>>144153853
I fucking knew you wanted it.
>>
>>144154475
uh huh :)
>>
>>144154496
>dex character
Why would they be using a luck/quality weapon?
>>
>>144154473
Good for you because I casually offhand a Blood Estoc. I'll just Bleed you to death with stronger memes
>>
>>144153898
anyone? pls
>>
>>144154496
The range isn't good enough to keep gank squads away.
>>
>>144154462

Spiked Mace is awesome.
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>>144153853
I thought you wouldn't do it. Here's something small as an appreciation.
>>
>>144154439
YOU SORRY FOOL
>>
Can someone help me out with something? I was told that I could use DSCM to find nodes even if I didn't have any specific players to connect to, but I'm not exactly sure how to use it. It seems like you used to be able to manually switch channels, but then that feature got removed? I'm not sure, help me out here, give me the skinny
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>>144154552
We should have dragon hate sex anon.
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>>144153395
If you have any of these, gimme
Either way my sign is at High Wall, pass dsg
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>>144154560
>CCS
>even NEEDING Carthus Rouge

Just Sharp it and it's still the best curved sword around nigga, roll catches with R1 spam

>>144154607
Fair enough. It's still a curved sword but it DOES have a good swing range when 2Hed
>>
>>144154462
bkga is still good just not the best now
>>
>>144154596
just fucking run like the wind up there
>>
>>144154234
I never understood why a dps check was such a bad thing. I mean they even had lightning and chaos weapons so even people with fucked up builds could still beat him.
>>
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>>144154665
>>
>>144154706
only since I'm sure you enjoy bottom
>>
>>144144094
>>144144306
>>144144387

BB had the best MLGS by farrrr
>>
>>144154410
I'd be willing to host if there's enough interest. Sadly PS4 players are rather quiet unless they want help with something.
>>
OH SOMEONE

SOMEONE PLEASE

HOST A DARLING

/dsg/ FC
>>
>>144154740
I have to do the gesture for at least 3 seconds to get the stone
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>>144154829
Nah, DaS1's was the best.
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>>144154665
>mfw that's the only small thing now

Thanks again m8.
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>>144154894
I"M CUMMING, HANG IN THERE
>>
>>144154407
I LIKE ALL WEAPONS

YOU CAN SWITCH

BACK AND FORTH

AND FORTH AND BACK

NO QUALM PROBS
>>
>>144154876
>wanting to fight metamemers that pretend like they're different and special
>>
>>144154894
Quit out of the game when you get there
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>>144154729
Yeah I know I love the weapon but it's just not gay enough 1v2 or 1v3. I might try it again to burst down hosts it's just hard to get more than 1 r1 in
>>
>>144155024
>>144155024
>>144155024
New Thread
>>144155024
>>144155024
>>144155024
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>>144154819
Good good. I'm the tryhard here, fun players who don't want to exert effort should catch my pitches.
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>get invaded at sl80
>guy has a dark sword + parry shield
>herewego.webm
>he just spams r1
>never parries
>uses the parry shield as an actual shield
Uh what
>>
any other good raw weapons besides astoras sword for low level characters? preferably an axe or mace but ill take anything besides a straight sword
>>
>>144155075
sure thing champ
you da best ;)
>>
>>144154990
WE ARE SPECIAL

BECAUSE SOMEONE

SOMEWHERE

LOVES US
>>
>>144154894
If you have 10-14 int, wear the Scholar's Ring and have an attunement slot. Get the Golden Scroll and Sage's Scroll to purchase Hidden Body from Orbeck and buy 14 other spells from him for the Slumbering Dragoncrest Ring.

Unequip everything that isn't a staff and the Slumbering Ring. Cast Hidden Body and zoom past everything.

This works against everything in the game. But against bosses, it doesn't last beyond an initial surprise attack.
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>>144155024
Kill yourself.
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>>144155174
You too bud.
Time to stop shitposting I guess. See you on the other side anon, or not.
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>>144155143
Dragonslayer's Axe from Creighton is amazing when Raw. But it's pretty late into the game.
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>>144155143
raw flamberge is beastly at +3 also DRAGONSLAYER AXE AT RAW IS THE NEW TWINKING DEMOLISHER JUST BUFF WITH RESIN FOR EASY WINS
>>
>>144155318
probably for the best
>>
>>144155094
It's even better when people like this have offhand cestus and punch with it because they try to block instinctually.
>>
>>144155319
You can get it at mid 20s easy
>>
>>144147339

The statue is of The Nameless King

Which is why it's broken
>>
>>144151927

Nice
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>Being a ganking faggot
>Aldrich blueboy teleports to me
>I turn him into a white phantom and send him home
>>
>>144145923
>>144146443
Late as fuck but I think the problem was that he did 24 damage to the twink, not the fact that the twink hit him for 1/3rd of his health
>>
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>kill blue phantom
>kill purple phantom
>host alt+f4s
gj friend
>>
Anyone wanna help me farm a few pale tongues I'm pretty trash at PvP so gathering them to respec and whatnot is difficult, PC level 50 atm
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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