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GG edition
Previous Thread >>144118196 (Cross-thread)

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/twRyTamX (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://watcher.gg/
https://masteroverwatch.com
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Kusoge
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>>144134413
D.Va is pretty
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zenyatta is _______
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Question to those of you really close to 50% winrate, do you use the "Rate the match" thing honestly?
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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Anyone want to play?

Aomine#11781 NA East coast, I'll play Lucio so you can high noon all you want
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Overwatch makes me miss how fucking amazing TF2's multiplayer design choices really were
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>>144134413
IM GOING TO KISS AND SEX PHARAH
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Which one of McCree's victory poses is the best?
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>>144134548
The "rate this match" thing doesn't even show up on console
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>it is a try-hard quickscoping sniper in enemy team episode
>actually do worse than random non-autistic sniper
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>>144134548
I'm at 56% and rate every win 3 points and loss 1
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>>144134548
I don't use it.
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Higher tickrate when?
I'm getting really fed up with getting random headshots through walls
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>that feel when all my favorite heroes are shit in competitive

RIP Hanzo, Roadhog and Zenyatta
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>>144134535
an all around cool guy who deserves a reasonable buff
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>>144134571
Cutest
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>>144134547
What's she sad about?
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>look up D.Va porn
>find new pic of her washing her mech in a swimsuit
>this is pretty good
>shadbase
>he finally did something right
>see dick

Not even once
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i've fapped to widow every day for the last week anyone else?
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>>144134683
>competitive

lol

I bet you think Hearthstone is an esport as well

And Roadhog is great
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whose achievements are hardest to get and why is it d.va?
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>>144134578
you are now at least half way to getting a legendary skin of your choice, or you can buy a combination of other shit.
Hardly something worth complaining about
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>>144132729
>>144133685
Can I join the self pity circlejerk?
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>>144134719
Wanted to have tea with Widowmaker but shes too busy sniping shitter Hanzos.
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>>144134649
How is she so prefect?
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>>144134683
>caring about competitive play in Overwatch
Why?
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>>144134736
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>>144134719
she was stood up : (
if we had a date planned I'd make sure to show up on time though! : )
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>>144134535
memes
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>>144134725
link?
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Do you think reinhardt needs a slight tone down? Considering he makes other tanks inferior to him.
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is buying one of the cold weather zarya skins worth it?
I like the kit but feel weird playing her because she looks like she fists trucks in her off time
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Reposting, because I just solved literally all balance issues.


General changes:
>people can no longer see how much ultimate you have in kill cams
>everyone moves 1.25x as fast
>head hitboxes halved in size
>spawn distances on attack/defend maps equalized so no side is at an advantage or disadvantage based on spawn distance.

Pharah:
>Can now rocket jump as effectively as the soldier in tf2
>knock back bomb thing turned into a second jump, this time in whatever direction pharah is looking at, that deals massive knockback at the point on arrival.

Junkrat
>can now roll grenades by holding the LMB before shooting. Rolled mines explode when an enemy touches them, or more than 8 rolled mines are active on the battlefield.
>can now use grenades to jump as well as the concussion mine.

D.Va
>can use ultimate at any level of charge. 100% deals the same damage as normal, and damage scales down from there based on charge level when ultimate is used.
>human form gains the ability to sprint and wall run.

Mercy
>can now phase through walls by targeting a teammate and pressing shift

Lucio
>removed

McREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>footsteps are 5 times louder than any other footstep sound in the game
>flash bang now blinds people as well by completely whiting out their screen. This screen white lasts 5 seconds, and then fades over 1 second into normal. The AoE of the screen white effect is much larger
>Flash bang doesn't stop people from moving or shooting anymore.

Tracer
>Can now use her ability to move up.
>her time reversal thing also resets all cooldowns that were used within 3 seconds of her using time reversal.

Bastion
>sentry mode replaced with mortar mode

Mei
>melee emits a puff of air that knocks opponents back. Slamming people into walls deals mild damage.

Widowmaker
>charge up time slightly increased
>damage at lower charges lowered (higher charges remain the same)
>grapple cd reduced to 6 seconds
>can now hang and shoot from grapple lines
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>>144133685
what the fuck you uncultured retard that skin is great
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>>144134736
i haven't fapped since OW was released because i was too busy playing it
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OI
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>>144134845

Poisons the mind of people who play and talk about the game. It's already happening with the last tournament, and it's going to get worse with ranked.
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Got 3 people so far

Add me Aomine#11781 if you want to join in this group f a m
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>>144134803
better that than the helmet-less version, I guess, still sucks though.
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>>144132330

>AVP2 multiplayer back in the day

A wall crawl berserking melee omnic would be sick as hell
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>>144134736
You can't git gud at a character without fapping/thinking about them exclusively.
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>>144134697
his discord orb needs a cooldown
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>Pretty funny weekly brawl
>Hanzo getting a nerf and D.VA getting a buff

Bueno
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>>144134803
>One of 76's best skins.

No, no you cannot.
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>>144134879
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1892665#search=D.Va
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>>144134736
I really don't see the appeal
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>>144134901
>>human form gains the ability to sprint and wall run.

lol I get the sprint but wall run? That's just retarded.
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>>144134945
>hanzo nerf
Source?
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http://steamcharts.com/app/394230

Guess reducing the price didn't help much...
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>>144133524
low damage, low health reality-warping psionic

>localized gravity inversions
>incorporeal mirror-walls
>folding space in a line, creating a one-way super-fast conveyor
>ult inverts the controls of every enemy within AoE
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>game drops you in a game 30 seconds from defeat
>it counts on your permanent record as a loss

Why should I care about trying again?
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>>144134901
Symmetra
>ultimate replaced by a group summon. Can summon every living teammemer to the point she is at.
>turret cooldown increased by 5 seconds
>limitation on number of turrets allowed removed

Cuckdwarf
>alt fire of the wrench takes control of the sentry gun and allows manual aiming, while providing a small damage shield.

Soldier76
>aimbot removed, replaced with a called in air strike

Hanzo
>arrow and head hitboxes reduced to rational sizes
>charge up time decreased

Genji
>deflect replaced with a 5 second cd half second deflect.
>Successful deflects reset the cooldown of deflect.

Reaper
>channel time of teleport removed
>after cast time of teleport removed
>can use teleport during wraith form.

Roadhog
>hook range doubled

Zarya
>no changes, balanced

Reinhardt
>shield now bounces projectiles back based on angular momentum

Winston
>can now drop bananas that cause players that run over them to trip.

Zenhyata
>shields increased by 1.
>regains an equal amount of shields every time he heals someone.

Enjoy your now fun game, hire me blizzard.
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>>144134561

60.5% overall winrate
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>>144134968
Why does everyone hate Shad? His stuff makes my peepee feel good
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>>144130231
That suit seems too tight for a good range of movement.
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>>144134725
Then look at the dickless version?
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post your least played
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>>144134968
>die
>where the fuck was my team? they just rushed me and they would've died if my team had my back
>respawn and the team is all up there attacking without me
>they all die the second I get there
>repeat ad nauseum
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Where did this "Junkrat is easy to play" meme come from?
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>>144134884
other tanks need to be better, ie DVA
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>>144134946
>One of 76's best skins.
The recolors are vastly superior. This one doesn't even make sense and it's not bad enough to be good
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Why did everyone unlock this skin 2 days ago?
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>>144134719
Her date was killed in an Omnic attack
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>>144134413
forced 50 has more or less ruined any incentive to play. losing matches are tedious and winning matches doesn't feel like accomplishing anything except the server favoring you.
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>>144135054
if you're going to invest time into the game you might as well try, just don't get caught up in the stats and dickwaving
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>>144134797
yeah true there were 2 potg intros that I wanted so I just got those
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>>144135110
>he doesn't have every character played at least once

pleb
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Make defense respawn timers longer since they literally have to respawn right behind the point
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>>144134649
>ywn rub your dick on her sweaty armpit
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>find a really good group of players in a pub

>great communication and everything

>suddenly NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS, FINDING ANOTHER GAME

This matchmaking fucking sucks and I hate it.
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>>144134901
>Buff tracer.
Oh, you are shit. I say this as a tracer player with 70% winrate.
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beach skin when?
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>>144135054
>Caring about your W/L record in a casual arena shooter for casuals

You realize this game will never take off competitively right?
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>>144134736
Me too.
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>>144134968
>Still using paheal
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>Getting carried by people a lower level than you

It was a humbling experience.
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>>144135110
Mine.

I don't care too much about offensive characters except for Pharah.
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>Market your game entirely on sex appeal
>Get angry and DMCA people who shill your game with porn for free
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>>144134945

>nerfing Hanzo

lmao, talk about a non-issue.
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>>144135058
>>144134901
you're the man now dog
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>>144135292
name better alternatives
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>>144134927
I was thinking of something like an Omnic worm thing that slithered everywhere and the ultimate had it transform into something that looked like general Grievous or some shit. Basically hide and ambush people all game then fuck everyone up in ultimate form.
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>>144135264
I dominate low skill pubs with tracer as well. Once you get to an MMR bracket where people know how to aim, she loses a lot, and it becomes a much harder matchup against literally anyone with a hitscan weapon.
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>>144134901
>everyone moves 1.25x as fast

why
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>>144134901
>buff Mei even a little

>buff tracer

The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>144135292
I don't know any other for western shit. Gelbooru doesn't allow it
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>>144135110
I have a mercy legendary, but even that won't make me play mercy longer than 20 minutes.
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Is it worth maining a role?
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How do people get anything out of these threads? They seem to fill within minutes.
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>>144134803
>2 legendary skins in 1 box
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>>144134901
>movement buff to everyone

AGREED! Moving feels so fucking slow. It's like using Tf2's heavy, but every single character runs like him in overwatch and you rely on abilities to go faster, which have a cooldown

The rest I'm not so sure
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>>144135492
no you're better off being flexible
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>>144135410
Because right now sniping is so easy in this game that Michael J. Fox could do it. Everyone moves glacially slow.
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>>144134719
Brexit.
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>>144134535
completely useless when the enemy team has a competent Widowmaker.
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>>144135285
oh fuck my cock
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Post big tits version of slim characters
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>>144135068
I hate his stuff because he inserts all his own memes and shit into it but some of the stuff hes drawn pushes all the right buttons for me so I fap to it and after that go back to calling him shit
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>>144135526
I just post and save art. Nothing really important gets discussed. Only gameplay wise thing I got from /owg/ was Reaper's melee reload
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>>144135368
>>144135016
Fuck I ment McREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.pcgamer.com/it-sounds-like-overwatchs-mccree-is-going-to-get-nerfed/
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>>144127087
>>144127246
>>144127361
It's almost my favorite, but I really enjoy the eye tattoo of the other skins.
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This Brawl kinda sucks. The lower cooldowns just turn it into a clusterfuck. could have been fun otherwise
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>>144135054
win lose ratio is rigged anyways, don't even mind about that.

In fact you could intentionally lose in custom games to lower your win lose ratio score and always stomp the other team until you're near 50% again
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>>144135527
well duh, you got the two worst legendaries for those heroes.
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>>144134736
Are there even any good Zarya animations that aren't futa?
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post torbjorn potg looking at widowmaker's ass please
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why can one person only get one commendation card per game? fucking stupid carebear garbage
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it's like I don't even get skins anymore, just emotes for characters I don't like now.
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>>144134901
toppest kek brother, gr8 b8

I bet there are people who actually think these shitty ideas are good xD
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fuck you I count this as my potg too.
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>>144134725

... look at the dickless version then..
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>>144135697
the joke is I don't even play them
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>>144135068
Literally never met anyone over the age of 16 who finds shad art fappable
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>>144135606
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>>144135606
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>>144135702
>ywn make her feel alive.
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>>144135702
Source?
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Jesse McCree poster please post
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>>144135110
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>>144135760
solid archived meme
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>Symmetra on koth.

Surprisingly effective.
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>>144135132
>playing in a stack
>team is doing well
>get killed by some ult
>respawn and walk back
>immediately killed by a tracer who stuck me
>respawn and walk back
>immediately killed by a widow that just repositioned
>respawn and walk back
>immediately knocked down by a reinhardt ult and killed
Literally the worst feeling. I did nothing the entire match and we won. Was playing an offensive class but didn't even get bronze in elims.
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>>144135731
there's 12 votes, 2 people can get it.
Most people just vote for themselves/their own team or don't vote at all.
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Wow guys the people who were caught doing blatant aimbot moves also are top on the score rankings! What a total coincidence! Just wow!

>""pro scene""
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>>144135548
widow just needs longer charge and removal of her ult

i just wish the movement felt better, coming from csgo it just feels like aids moving around in this game not sure why but it doesnt feel very crisp to me.
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>>144135054
who cares it's not ranked
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>>144135258
This. Just looking at hanamura fucking sickens me

>>144135110
Mine

>>144135359
symmetra at first I though she was utter crap, but I then organized with a friend to put 12 lazer sentries, then I grew to love her primary weapon, it drops 200HP classes in 4 seconds and you just have to keep glued to them while jumping like mad, as they either deal shit melee damage or spray and pray
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First legendary.
It looks pretty terrible imo.
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>we'll probably have to wait the whole month for a balance patch
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limit cap on heroes when
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>>144135836
>talking to people under the age of 16 about what they touch their peepee to
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>>144136015
nice, now start to main bastion
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>changes that are actually needed
>McCree
Flashbang no longer stuns
Flashbang now slows the target based on how far away they were from the center of the explosion and silences them preventing them from doing anything but moving and left clicking
Damage on hammer can shots reduced
Spread for hammer fan reduced
Damage falloff reduced

>Widowmaker
HP now 150
Damage on body shots reduced
Damage on fully charged headshot now 3x
Charge time increased to 2 seconds
Can now place two venom mines at once
Grapple cd increased to 20 seconds
Ultimate now places a debuff on all living enemy players allowing Widowmaker and her team to see them through walls for 15 seconds. Enemy players can see this debuff so they know when they are being watched and players who were dead at the time of use do not recieve the debuff

>Zenyatta
Orbs of harmony now last 15 seconds when applied and no longer require line of sight
Zenyatta can hold up to 4 orbs of harmony charges at once with a cd rate of 7 seconds per orb
Initial healing done by orb of harmony is increased
Zenyatta now has 100 hp and 75 shield
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>Ilios
>pick Lucio
>win
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>>144135882
Would post the whole webm with sound but dont wanna get banned
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>when there isn't a junkrat on either team
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>>144134724
I agree with all of this, except Roadhog is also a tank due to self-heal imo. He doesnt have the support of Rein but he is still a tank, he soaks up damage and has a good damage output.
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>>144134901
No (You) didn't
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>>144136038
never, pls understand game design tyvm <3
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B L A C K E D
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>>144136072
n-no
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This game is so fucking bad, so why am I still having fun?
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>>144135631
>dva buffs
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>>144135982
Basically everyone moves slower in this game than any other arena FPS. Jumps are less useful, because every map is designed around a select few heroes having movement abilities.

I come from tf2, and the movement in this game is ass. Playing junkrat or pharah is just depressing. It's also what makes snipers so good.
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>>144136015
>we want the fallout audience

wowie blizzard

>>144136089
>Illios
>Winston
>use ult
>push them all away into the hole or the edges of the map

Once more into the breach!
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>>144135954
Yeah it's damn depressing, especially when you get hit by a stray arrow from Hanzo and he wasn't even aiming at you
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>>144136107
>there's 2 junkrats on the enemy team and you're a reinhart
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>>144135882
Ellowas
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>Matt Mercer doing McCree voices on the D&D info stream on Storm King's Thunder
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>>144135897
The temptation must have gotten to Lucio.
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>>144136163
the asians are really into interracial right now so this is unavoidable
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>>144134413

OVERWATCH COMP PLAY in JULY!

Who is pumped?

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/738044550371893248

btw. Here is an awesome PoG with our favorite character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pByJbGOPevo
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>people don't appreciate this hunk of man
I think it takes a bit of the edge off his character
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>>144134719
Her husband is dead.
>awaiting comic of her attempting suicide, reversing time and crying looking at pictures of her husband.
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>>144136163
But Lucio is brazilian
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>>144135882
>>8656418
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>>144136163
>Lucio that tall at all
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meis yeti skin is cute
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>>144135835
I'm pretty sure at this point that the game purposefully drops you items for the characters you play the least.

Fucking Blizz jew garbage.
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>>144136163
Lucio doesnt have legs
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Did they do any balance changes yet?
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>>144136056
I'm tired of the "all of america has the same age of consent" meme
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>>144136089
>any map
>pick Lucio
>win
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>>144136085
>Mercy
Delete ult and try again
Or: Make the ult require 2-3 second channel, based on how long you channel determines how much HP allies come back with
Or: Allies take (reduced) damage while rezzing but can be hit
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>>144136262
hi Blizzard
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mercy is so fucking hilariously OP in defense

when the fuck is this bitch getting nerfed
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Skill based matchmaking was a mistake. It has never ever worked correctly and never will. They should've saved that for competitive.
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soldier 76 David Hasselhoff skin WHEN?
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What's the consensus, is the matchmaking rigged or not?
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Super Shimada Bros is insane
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>>144136163
blanda upp
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>>144135889
I'm here anon!

I'd love to share facts, but I'm fapping to McCree and it's hard to type!
Five cums from Jesse McCree on my tum!
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>>144135882
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464732168538.webm
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>>144136334
that's not true, i got a reaper legendary today and i've played him before and i'll probably play him in the future at some point
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>>144134547
Everyone playing her being shit.
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>>144136419
yeah

Didn't feel like this in the beta nor the beggining of the game where everyone's Win ratio were all over the place
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>>144134901
>Tracer
>her time reversal thing also resets all cooldowns that were used within 3 seconds of her using time reversal.

>every time tracer goes back in time, she can immediately go back in time again

get a load of this fucking idiot LMAO
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>>144136085
>20s grapple cd
>that ult change

you're retarded, kys

i like the zen changes tho
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>>144136304
He's like 5'5, check his profile
all the better to be my submissive twink healslut :^)
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>Team can't even capture point A on Hollywood
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>>144136296
Still black
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I thought the brawl would be fun this week but it's impossible to push the first point
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>>144136406
>have D.Va or Roadhog in team
>charge ult in less than a minute
fuggn ebic if I do say so myself
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>>144136406
It was to my understanding that Lucio is the one everyone has a problem with since his ult basically makes his whole team unkillable.
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>>144136498
Tracer's time reversal doesn't go on cooldown until after it's done silly.
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widowmaker best
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>>144136163
>Lucio
>legs

also
>D.Va
>not being sexual
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I'm absolute shit at FPS. Who do I play?
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FEMALE PANDAREN SKIN FOR MEI WHEN
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>>144136548
lucio and mercy are both roughly as OP
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>>144136518
It's fun as fuck. It pretty much boils down to if you are skilled at Genji or not.
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>>144136469
>>144136236
Thanks.
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>>144136526
>people falling for kaceytron
she's a huge troll and she's been doing it for years
she even bought an ad on 4chan a month or so ago
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>>144136442
I liked the previous weekly arcade

>Junkrat had sticky's every 2 seconds

He was extremely slippery, mobile and powerful being able to jump like a kangaroo every 2 secs

They should really reduce his sticky cooldown from 8 seconds to 6 atleast, sucks that he gets meh mobility every 8 seconds
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>>144136356
>Texas isn't even colored in
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>>144136419
I was playing with friends all over level 40 and won a game easily. The game immediately 'reinstanced' and placed with with 3 people under level 10. You tell me.
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>>144136590
Lucio has legs. Stop with your shit fetish.
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I want to have sex with Mercys dead body!
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Can I pirate this game yet or do I have to shell out full price?
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>>144136526
>you will never people spending $5 each to call you a cunt
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>>144136508
the idea of widow is to maker he far less mobile while compensating her with damage increases vs. tanks

I feel that she should be the counter to characters like roadhog (big hitbox, slow moving)
but should be countered by high mobility flankers like Genji and Tracer

as it currently stands though she just beats them outright
if you don't want to nerf her mobility then the change I would suggest instead is reducing her mag size to 20 with each scoped in shot taking 4 rounds
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>>144136691
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>>144136614
widowmaker, let me know how it goes
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>>144136526
Kaceytron is one of the few good non-pro streamers. If you actually think she's being serious, then you're a twitch chat tier retard.
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>>144136526
>attention whore wears low cut shirts, leans forward, shoves her tits in the screen
>takes up 1/3 of the entire damn screen
>rips off a porn company for her little logo
>desperate bitch boys buy into it
>mfw
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>>144136107
>filling tank or support
>we can't get past x spot because of bastion or turrets
>nobody fucking picks junkrat
>god fucking damnit
>change to LE WACKY BOMB MAN, rek the turrets absolutely and switch back to whatever I was playing
>we win

It's not that fucking hard
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>>144136691
>Pirate
>A game focused on online multiplayer
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>>144136624
Nobody complained about Medic being OP in TF2, and almost everyone in competitive agreed that he was.

Healers need to be the best character. It works because they can't defend themselves and their OP status makes them a top priority.
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>>144136691
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>>144136691
nope, gotta pay for the waifu simulator
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>>144136356
Pretty sure there's no state in the union that has an age of consent lower than 16 outside of romeo and juliet laws.
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>>144136691
>pirate an exclusively online game

you think this is world of warcraft? just pay $40 if you're interested.
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>>144136691
>pirating an online-only game
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>>144136691
>Pirating an always online multiplayer game
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>>144136776
she was built as le mobile sniper

just gut her smg damage and fuck its range with falloff and she dies to fucks that get near her and not just hot monkey dick
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>>144136271
I'm >>144134803

If the skin actually changed his lines, it'd be good.
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>don't care at all about rankings
>friend links me to my own profile
>#12 Reinhardt in EU
>CARE A LOT SUDDENLY
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When are they going to add a zoom function to the model viewer, theres so much fine detail on characters that I want to see
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>>144136647
>There are two laws concerning age of consent in Texas:[6] one sets the age of consent at 18.[23]
>Texcucks will defend this
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>>144134845
Why do people hate/get triggered by competitive play?
The game is fun. There are going to be people who try to win and be good at it. Calling people "tryhards" for wanting to win is fucking retarded.
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Would the concept of a character disguising as members of the other team to sneak into the backline ever function in a competitive setting?
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>>144136585
>this pathetic back pedaling
>this limp dick damage control

0/10. your little ideas for "balance" are empirical shit. time to kill yourself, my man.
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>>144136817
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>>144136807
t. Kacey sub
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>>144136967
>in EU
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>Charge in point with D.va and blow up
>None of my teamates are following me and waste my ult

Thanks bros
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Has it been explained why S76 has white hair?
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>>144137003
No, team communication prevents that from happening
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>>144134413
I think I like my pull.
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>>144135150
They gave one to everyone with a <40% win rate.
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>>144136843
Healers are evaluated by two things: their performance relative to other healers, and whether they make the game fun or not.

The medic has no other competition, so it's purely a fun question. The game is fun with medics, so he's not OP.

Lucio is objectively the best healer in overwatch, and definitely OP. He also makes the game less fun because "le passive healing while skating on unreachable terrain" man.

>>144137027
>backpedaling
>inigo.jpeg
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new hairstyles when?
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>>144137051
>>144136817
i found one of her desperate bitch boys everybody.
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>>144136967
My rank keeps getting worse and worse
I think it's because I'm playing other characters rather than continually playing the same one
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>>144137094
He's fucking old, bro.
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someone explain this
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>>144136271
I don't think i can take that pornstache seriously.
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>>144136997
> OW
> Balanced for competitive play
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>>144136967
>Not even in the top ten
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>>144137189

Pretty sure it's more of a "how much time have you played as this character" ranking than anything else.
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>>144134901
>it's a whining about balance post
[ - ]
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>>144137156
And I found someone who doesn't understand irony.
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>>144137075
>some jackass uses his ult while the entire team is running back to the fight from spawn
>doesn't say anything, just does it.
>complains
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>tfw forced to play offense

a-atleast I pressed q and got potg :^)
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>>144136417
Only if it came with new lines for Reinhardt and 76.
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http://www.overwatchtierlist.com/list/709205/

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL OWG POWER RANKINGS
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>>144137110
Is that true?
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>>144137224
IT'S HIGH MOON
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>First time playing overwatch
>First loot box
>Legendary skin and 500 currency

Is that scripted or did I just get absurdly lucky?
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>>144136849
>tfw Brit gf
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>>144137285
every hero is just press buttons you ninny
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>>144137094
Because he's supposed to be based off of Clint Eastwood?
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>>144137224
20 tick rate causing hooks to happen when they shouldn't.

>>144137273
t. mcree main
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>>144137391
yeah but i suck at aiming those buttons
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>>144137120
>he makes the game less fun
Lrn to aim m8
If you can shoot pharrah out of the sky you can hit lucio on a wall

Also lucio makes the game incredibly fun for me.
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>>144137317
widow is 1 as well, but other than that a good list
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>>144135054
>caring about stats in a literal made for console casual shooter tf2 clone
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>>144137419
But he clearly got hit by the fucking hook.
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Post Torbjorn
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This is a game to uninstall League of Legends for

thank you Blizzard you met my expectations :^)
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>>144136967
How do you check your profile?
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>>144136678
>fetishes

What? He clearly doesn't.
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>>144137384
>brit gf
I legitimately feel bad for you.
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>>144136843
im totally OK with mercy's healing, i'm not OK with the speed at which her ult (one of the highest impact ults in the entire game) charges

that's what has to be nerfed about her
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>say noob team
>tells him to go back to league
>I'm from HoN actually

This is why this game has become shit, huh? Didn't take long.
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>>144137094

the stress from the terrible matchmaking made him go gray
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>>144137384
I'm so sorry you're dating some slag m8
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>>144137120
>he makes the game less fun
Do you not have a lucio on your team or something?
There are few things more fun and boner inducing than getting a speed boost right before your charge as Reinhart
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>>144136843
mercy ult charge time is ridiculous
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Daily reminder that each player on your team is a human being with thoughts and feelings just like your own, and blaming them for your losses is just a way of projecting your own insecurities
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>>144137484
I don't get it are you meme posting, why don't you just play both?
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>>144137484
You already had that, you had dota 2.

Don't tell me you still played league when dota 2 got put into open beta.

I don't think I have a smug anime image folder big enough to contain how condescending I feel right now.
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Guys, as a fiction writer I plan to work on Widowmaker ( rated R story )
If some of you have any good ideas or adivces, I'm interested.
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>>144137094
He's not a young man anymore.
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How the fuck do I play Zarya?

She's fun but very squishy compared to the other tanks and it's hard to tell the range of the beam/how much damage you're actually going to do

How do I get the ungodly Russian earthrending powers people have been talking about?

Also I keep missing the beam but that's just because I nervously wobble it back and forth instead of sticking it to them
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What function or purpose do snipers have in FPS games? TELL PLEASE.
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>>144137384
have you seen what's under her hijab yet?
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>>144137474
more like torbjporn
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>>144137592
even if they are genji mains?
>>
Overwatch? More like OverTIME am I right? haha

When will Blizzard fix this garbage I hate it so much
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>>144137329
No
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>>144137384
If you do then you'll know full well that those yanks have been conned. There's not a girl in all of Britain that is like Tracer.

By that I mean cheerful and lighthearted, not brought down by the weight of a dead empire and a rising sense of impotence in a changing world.
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>>144137373
nobody cares about your humblebrag
>>
how am I supposed to make people follow me as Rein?

>no one picks a tank
>sacrifice myself for them and pick Rein
>Reach the capture point
>Realize absolutely no one is with me
>Die a horrible death
>Switch to something else
>team chats goes: huh wtf we don't have a tank, wtf guys why no one picks a tank?

every fucking time
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>>144137592
>get a gold medal for eliminations
>i'm lucio
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>>144137649

do everything yourself

have a bad team

lose
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>>144137630
Add D.Va. Or have Genji fuck Widow
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>>144137513
Yeah, that's exactly what retard amputee fetishists said about Pharrah too, even after getting btfo twice so that really holds no weight coming from anon

It's not even good bait anymore desu
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>>144137672
Brexit will fix it! I believe in you guys!
>>
>>144137630
Widowmaker gets captured by Soldier 76 and "questioned" with different "tools" until he is forced to do the dirty work on his own
>>
How do I extract game files like sounds and shit?
>>
>>144135289
>tfw widow will never tie you up and force her thick cock in you
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>>144137649
Dive behind cover when your purple self shield is down, peep out every second to fire an alt fire bomb

Pop out when your shield is up, annihlate everything.

When you have sufficient charge and a shield up, just wade out to the objective and kill everything like siberian winter.
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>>144137075
every fucking time, doesn't matter if you spam that you have your ultimate and want to attack the control point
>>
>you can reset the overtime timer by standing on it for not even a second
>tracer can dash in just to reset it and recall
>mei and reaper can be invulnerable and prevent overtime from ending


Why are overtime mechanics so shit?
>>
>>144137630
>trying to snipe someone important
>doing that sniper stakeout thing
>incredibly important she doesn't take her eyes off him
>someone comes up behind her prone form and does lewd things to her, eventually fucking her, while she has to let them and try to focus on the target.
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Anyone want to play? I just want someone who isn't shit at the game to duo que with so I can get bonus exp.
>>
I honestly wish harm on every Mei player.

The hero is designed solely to pubstomp and piss people off. She serves no purpose other than this. If you play this hero you only do it because you know it isn't fun for other people, and therefore you are actual scum.
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>>144137712
You only exist if you're not there.

>>144137672
Don't get your head chopped off, anon.
>>
HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN VOLSKAYA INDUSTRIES ATTACK THE ENEMIES ALWAYS HAVE A FUCKING SYMMETRY, ROADHOG, TORBJORN COMBO THERE'S NOWHERE TO TURN WITHOUT DYING
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>>144137649
See those bubbles you make with LShift and E?
For all the damage they block, your gun gets stronger.
Learn to aim the Quake 3 Lightning Gun, learn to bubble at hard-to-react-to times, and then shit out damage and never stop.
>>
>>144137592
nah neck yourself m8
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>>144137737
But he clearly has robot legs.

This isn't some Fox McCloud shit where he's wearing questionable metal boots, the 348man has a goddamn axel for a hip.
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>>144137649
peek
use shield
acquire damage
use mouse2 and be a better soldier than phara

when you have charges and shield is up just run at them and hold mouse1
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>>144137923
take the left side platforms in
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Reminder that Tracer DOES NOT shower.
In order to shower, she would have to take her harness off to take her clothes off and shower.
Thing is, if she takes the harness off, the becomes a time ghost again, and cannot shower.


Tracer is a stinky, dirty girl that never showers, and her pussy probably smells like the burning gats.

Enjoy, Tracerfags.
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>>144134413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFXGW-Z7Qdk

Whats up with this voice? Has she taken Helium?
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>>144137875
Na or Eu?
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>>144137602
Overwatch = Weed

LoL = Krokodil

I just want a game to kill noobs in +bh kek
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>>144137810
Oh shit I was just staying out once the shield was down, that would explain a lot

Do I wait until I'm all the way at 100 before I go out and cleave people or can I go at like 60-70?
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>>144135058

>The entire point of cuckdwarf is to fight whilst having turret.
>lets give him the wrangler!1!1!

A better idea would be alt firing the wrench prioritizes the target so the turret will shoot it instead of the closest when theres multiple targets.
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>>144138028
na pc Gwenpool#1798
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>>144137984
but what about sponge baths
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How do people fucking lose in anubis defense?
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>Tracer bitches that nobody went to kill enemy teleporter
Holy fucking hell.
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>>144137952
>aim
>zarya
lol
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>>144137782
>>144137869
I like those two. Noted.
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>>144137923
I like to pick Pharah and ride the platforms into their base, peek out from cover and destroy the turrets
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>>144137876
That's not Bastion/Roadhog/Tracer though

Mei is actually really exploitable if you play as her a few times and learn her weaknesses
mainly she wins 1v1 if she surprises you but otherwise she can only waste time around
if you're a fucking retard and keep sticking around when she freezes herself you're asking for trouble
Mei wants to gain time and make you waste yours, even if she dies it's worth it when even three retards can wait around her crystal and then she walls them off or walls herself up and runs away

unless you can safely kill her and are 100% you will she is NEVER worth trying to
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>>144138163

By trying to play with a fair team comp
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>based glass cannon
motherfuckers just need to gitgud and pass into the iris.

zeny is quickly becoming my favourite character to play as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6-PWh_6c24
bleez gib veiws
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>>144137984
Nanomachines clean people in the future, faggot.
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>>144137649
You need good tracking if you want to hit anything other than a tank.
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>>144137592
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>>144138041
hell, i destroy people with 46. Another thing to note: the damage you do will never decrease before you hit 0 energy. That is to say, if you shield yourself and a buddy, and get a high of 76 energy off of it, you will do damage as if you had 76 energy until you hit 0 energy. That's what testing so far has shown.
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>>144138173
tracking consistently at close range isn't as easy as people think
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>>144137760
>Brexit will fix it.
No it won't, it'll only bring us closer to China which means even more neoliberalisation.
Sadly the only way forward is to become a part of the European super state and hope to god we can steer it into becoming the dominant world force we deserve to be.
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>>144137984
If it's not waterproof enough for a shower, how could sweat be a factor?

How could she get hit by Mei?
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>>144138163
Against a coordinated team and a well-placed Mercy ult
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>>144138168
>you hear all your teammates say their "enemy teleporter found" line
>nobody destroys it
>you ask them where it is
>no response
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>>144138226
I played him once and shit was way too OP, won in Hanamura attack in like 2 mins lmao
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>>144138132
Forget it anon, retards can't handle logic.
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>>144138132
Those don't do anything but water the bacteria on your skin and help it to grow
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>>144137652
Ruining video games since day 1.
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Reminder if you main these 4 heroes you are cancer
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>>144138226
he's a ton of fun, if the enemy team wants him dead he will be dead though, it just depends on how much they want it
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Hey fellas, I just got this game so I was hoping if there were any groups for shitters I could join so I don't have to go through this alone?
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I just got 1-shot killed out of my ult as Winston, like right as I hit my ult.

Enemy team had a Roadhog, Zenyatta, 76 nearby, but I literally just pressed Q and health went up to 1,000 > instantly fell over dead. HOW can that happen?

Fuck that shit.
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>>144138317
There's a reason a tracer never survives a mei.
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>>144138226
>when some shitter underestimates you and you pop E and nuke him down
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>>144138345
to be fair i've heard that line from my player character and the teleporter was like 20 meters away behind 2 walls.
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>>144136967
>also #26 Zenyatta
>caring out of hand now MUST GIT EVEN GUDDER

>>144137487
https://masteroverwatch.com/
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>>144138226
Does Zenyatta have the best overall cosmetics?

Every one is fucking god-tier
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>>144137983
There are no platforms on point A.
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>>144138531

two zero tick
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>>144138387
wrong.

>>144138535
Wait, there are tracers that lose to mei? How? Just blink away.
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>>144137876
>THAT FUCKING CUNT MEI JUST DID 190 DAMAGE TO ME
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>>144138494
reminder to eat your bees
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>>144137649
>Squishy compared to the other tanks
That may be true in terms of her HP but I definitely wouldn't say she's easier to kill. First off she has the personal barriers, that part is obvious. Second, half her HP is shields, so unless you do more than 200 damage to her in a fight, she can just back off for a little and heal automatically. Other tanks would have to run to their healer or to a medpack after being poked enough times. Also, she has the smallest hitbox of all the tanks, which I believe indirectly increases her survivability cause it's easier to miss on her and harder to get a headshot.

As for being good, practice tracking with your M1, that's the most important part. After that it's really just timing your shields correctly and using them on high-priority allies as they go in.

She's honestly easier to play than people think; most of her playstyle is just spamming grenades and timing shields. Also her ult is top notch, so tell your team before you use it.
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>>144138531
maybe zenyettta charge his shit and all of them were headshots?
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>>144138494
>tfw main Lucio and Mercy
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>>144138494
How are Mercy and Rein cancer? Mercy's ult is really annoying with she only needing one letter for everyone to be up but that's it. Reinhardt is useless without his shield and it breaks within few seconds if your team isn't brain dead and shoots it.
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>>144138527
Shit I didn't mean to look like a tripfag.

Here's my ID: Ringough#1546
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>>144138531
Guessing lag, someone shot you dead "before" you ulted.

Enjoy the game. If that makes you super salty oh well.
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>>144138503
completely agree with that. i was doing exceptionally well in KOTH and their winston was gunning for me every chance he got. we still won but it was the first time where i genuinely noticed being singled out
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>>144138494
Forgetting Mei.

Never have any problems with Reinhardt but w/e
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>tfw no group to play with
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>pharah ults in the air on the corner at the last turn on kings row
>shoot ice wall up and it clips the corner
>pharah dumps her load into my ice wall two feet in front of her face committing sudoku

sorry sorry i'm sorry sorry
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What's the most XP you've gotten? The most I've seen before this is maybe a little above 3000.
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>>144137267
This.
The rankings mean absolutely nothing.

All they correspond to is how much you've played the hero in relation to everyone else.
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>>144138607
Point A is easy, just pick someone who can fly over the gap on the left. Reaper, Pharah, Tracer, Winston, Lucio, basically anyone with high mobility can make it.
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>THE DOCTOR IS IN!
>HEROES NEVER DIE

Its fun chasing her with Winston, reminds me about the stories about Sweden.
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>>144138303
it's really easy unless overwatch is your first fps ever

people go fast in quake while overwatch's movement is very limited and simple
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>just realized you get first win of the day bonus for all 3 modes
I've been missing out on so much XP
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>all my friends are level 50, and i'm level 18
>if i play with them we get stomped on

o-oh...
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>TFW no one groups with fucking lucio despite telling everyone to group up with him

Thats an instant leave right there!
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>>144136849
Why ruin Tracers skinny legs and ass? That looks more like Mei's ass.
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>>144138607
oh you're still on point A, my mistake
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Why is toblerones gun so strong? Why is he the strongest character in the game?
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Just got this game, went bastion 37 kills in a defence mode.

Is there any /vg/ group I can abuse this with?
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>>144138686
>useless without his shield
you havent experienced HAMMER TIME have you?
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>>144136406
Easy, just make her say her entire ult phrase to revive people.
Current Mercy: *Heroes revive* Heroes never die!
Future Mercy: Heroes never die! *Heroes revive*
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>>144138494
>nobody picks support
>nobody picks tank
why shouldn't I pick the most effective heroes of each of those classes?
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>>144138290
>That's what testing so far has shown
Do you have a video of this? That sounds way too good to be true, but if it is that's absurd.
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>>144138824
I've come to the conclusion that Tracer's ass only looks good in-game, which is a shame becasue she never stands still.
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>>144138676
Well you're just a healslut, you'd main them even if they didn't have broken ults.
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>>144138676
same

>>144138686
because they are picked in 90% of all games

>>144138736
mei is shit see http://www.overwatchtierlist.com/list/709205/
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>>144138531
this shit happens all the time, low tickrate plus shit netcode causes this

today I was playing junkrat and used his mine to jump away from a widowmaker's sights. still got shot and died like half a second later, saw my ragdoll flying away.
then I watched the fucking kill cam and turns out I didn't jump at all before I died and got hit in the ground, and my ragdoll just kinda fell forwards. legitimately made me mad.
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>>144138824
This more like it?
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are the ranking sites broken?
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>>144138760
all gold medals + first win of the day + grouope exp + victory
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>>144138760
5k
win of the day + friendship bonus + 4 gold medals
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>Join game with a friend
>He's playing with four others in a group
>All lv40+
>They're all talking on mic and having fun
>Too shy to join in
>Lose two games in a row
>"Alright... I gotta go... good games guys"
>"Oh yeah me too" "Me too" "Yeah same"
>They all leave
How do I stop being such a shitter around new people?
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>>144136614
McCree.
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>>144138803
Oh fuck, I didn't know this either. It's just like hearthstone.
>>
HOW DO I JOIN GROUP

IS THERE A GROUP

HOW DO I JOIN GROUP

IS THERE A GROUP

HOW DO I JOIN GROUP

IS THERE A GROUP

HOW DO I JOIN GROUP

IS THERE A GROUP
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>>144138887
Nah, just some tests done by some friends of mine.
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How do I counter McCree my senpai bam grand slams?
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>>144138041
Man her damage begins to get strong even around 40. Anything greater than 80 is when you turn into a fucking monster.
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how do I get good enough to carry retards
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>>144138837
It's true. I'm awful at this game. I get 0 kills with attack characters, my most ever kills with McCree is 2. I've gone about 3 games with only 3 kills in total.

Yet each time I play Toblerone I get a 10+ killing spree, and not just from turrets.
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>>144139016
with another mccree :^)
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>>144134719
Everything she knows and loves will die lifetimes before she will.
Her chronal displacement probably has already let her seen the various ways her friends die at any given moment on the battlefield.
But considering the future is in flux and always unpredictable, she can't ever tell if those glimpses are true or not.
Tracer has seen the dead faces of her allies more than an Omnic wars veteran, and still has to act cheery for the public in order to keep PR high.
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>>144139016
widowmaker + 5 wildcards
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I am not normally attracted to girls like this. Why does she awaken something so primal with in me so potently?
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>you leave a shitty team
>go to quick match and find a game
>it's the same faggots

Goddamnit no!
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>tfw you have gold medals as reinhardt

they later dropped to bronze but still
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>>144138345
>walk inside building
>BZZZZZZZZZ
>hear something about an enemy teleporter
>never hear enemy teleporter destroyed

Fuck me, time to go on a scavenger hunt. Just gotta follow the fucking annoying sentry turrets
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>>144139016
switch to mccree
then get your teammates to switch to mccree
now your whole team is mccree, congrats you won
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>>144139016
shoot him from far away
assume he's behind every corner
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>>144139016
With McRee's on the battlefield, you can't flank. You'll lose if they're good. So pick the most direct up the middle heroes you can, and just try to avoid high noon tea time.
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>>144139092
Because her face is cute.

CUTE!
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>>144139092
Because you're gay and she looks like a chubby little boy. Go to sadpanda and search for "chubby furry yaoi" and you'll see Mei everwhere.
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>>144136334
>Zenyatta my most played
>Based Blizz blessed me with both Sunyatta and Djinnyatta

git gud nigga
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>>144139092
>>
So where exactly did this game go so wrong? Personally I think it was the casualization part
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>shit lords saying someones hacking with mathacks
How to spot the tf2 shitter
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>>144139207
delete
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>>144137630
Pre-blueberry widow mindbreak.

bonus points for actual torture n stuff
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>>144139092
because MONSTRE TITS
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>>144138494
Mercy really needs a nerf to her ult. Rez everyone, heal and boost for 20 seconds, rez everyone again.
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>>144139160
any 6 Not Tanks team is countered by 6 Winstons
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>>144139016
Tracer.

Ignore shitters who think McCree is a counter to Tracer because a good Tracer will anticipate a flash and avoid it every time.
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>>144138605

his salami swami skins are a bit too busy for my tastes.
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>>144139240
Matchmaking.
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>>144138990
>boxes every level as reward
>achievements
>quick play
>cartoony
>same menu options as Hearthstone
>brawler arena

Gee u think?
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>Zarya's design emerged from player demand for a greater diversity of genders, body types, and ethnicities.
lol
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There is no Discord for this general?
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>>144139008
fuck off
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>>144139238
What is this "bae" thing? It sounds like some teenager American nigger speak.
>>
There's an interesting bug in the game all you've got to do is get to the end of the game and WATCH SOLDIER 69 ALWAYS GET THE FUCKING POTG WITH HIS AIMBOT ULT NO MATTER HOW BLAND AND GIVEN THE PLAY WAS
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>>144139235
you're a lucky motherfuck

>>144139240
nah it's that everyone takes it too seriously and not casually enough
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>>144139240
>Only been out for a month
>Where did everything go so wrong
We're going to look back at this shit in five years and we'll realize where the game went wrong
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>>144139240
They should've given mercy a gun

die too fucking much due to no one protecting me

fucking shit teams full of retarded idiots don't know mercy is at the (heh) mercy of the other team.

Seriously. People can't even go invisible in this game. Fucks sake. Just ragequit from being utterly destroyed by some faggot cancer mei.
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>>144139207
>like chubby furry porn
>favorite girl is mei
Legit did not need this connection, I'd like you to delete this post.
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Ra or Sunyatta skins?
I don't want to hold my e-money for nothin'
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>>144139041
You can't carry in Overwatch.
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>>144139378
pretty much

bae is a term of endearment
>>
I really like that the characters warn you when enemies are behind you
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>>144139427
you do know that she has a pistol right?
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>>144138760
I once got around 5100
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>>144139353
Is it really unreasonable? Females being all fanservice waifus gets old fast and fanservice in general is cancer.

That said, Zarya needs not-pink hair and Mei is flat out shit design period.
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>>144139092


>>144139378
That's exactly what it is, but it's not exclusive to niggers anymore.
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>>144139338
>tracer will with 100% certainty predict and avoid something that hasnt happened yet
okay famdumdum
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>>144139041
You can't carry unless the enemy team is retarded too.

Sorry anon. Carrying is super viable in Splatoon
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>>144139070
That's incredibly depressing.
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How do you use the emote to tell people to go to the objective? I've seen people use it and it's literally the only one I would use but I can't find it.
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>>144139240
the forced 50/50
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>>144138686
reinhardt literally takes no skill to play, is extremely boring to play and watch, has a very shallow design and it's extremely forgiving

i mean the hammer can hit you throughout the swing animation and has increased range

it's such a dumbed down hero i could play him using my phone as a controller

his base hp should be ~300 or his shield should regenerate slower/have its hp reduced
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>>144139517
...what

are you shitting me

fuck.
FUCK

I'm level 38 and I've 'mained' mercy and I didn't know this. Oh ffs.
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>>144139357
>Wanting some cancerous super sekrit circlejerk klub
>>
>>144139378
It is nigger speak.
Ironic (and unironic) nigger speak is the hippest thing on the reddits and the facebooks right now, that's why everyone here uses it.
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>>144139070
Yeah can you delete this please.
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>>144139546
All Brits are like that. That's why they created America 100s of years before America would be needed to fight off the rising tide of Islamists.
>>
>>144139378
It means pear in korean
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>>144139338
>anticipate flashes and blink correctly
>somehow I get out of blink stunned
>see it happening with a tracer other day

Is this because of 20 tick?
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>>144139613
>average mercy main
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>>144139517
Mercy's pistol is pretty great, I love getting kills with it. Instead of damage boosting my useless teammates I just stand behind Reinhardt's shield with my pistol out.
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>>144134547
Why do you have your goggles on indoors you stupid cunt
>>
SLOW DOWN
RATATATATATA
HEHEHEH
WATCH AND LEARN
>>
>>144139628
this post couldn't be any more 8 chan
>>
>>144138971
you only get points for 1 gold medal, not more.
>>
How do I extract shit from the game to fuck around with the models?
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>>144139628
chill senpai. chill.
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>There are """people""" who just have one main instead of designated defensive and offensive mains
>>
>>144139338
>>144139679
>Trying to blink when this garbage has 20 ticks and favors the shooters
>>
> tfw no Genji power ranger skin
>>
>>144139613
>average overwatch "main"er
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>>144139675
I would say "holy shit", but she's Chinese.
>>
>"Try not to get yourselves killed out there"
What did he mean by this?
>>
>Want to use pistol as Mercy
>Don't want to feel like a bad support and not heal

When is the appropriate time to whip out the pistol and try for kills?
>>
>tfw I like Hanzo more than Widow and do better with him
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>>144139705
So people don't notice the tears.
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>>144139357
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>>144139757
did calling everything you dont agree with >>>/pol/ turn into calling everything you dont agree with 8 chan
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>There are people in this thread that legitimately don't like playing as Tracer and not necessarily because they're bad with her.

Most fun character in any FPS since the Tesla Gun hero in Command and Conquer Renegade.
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>>144139070
STOP IT
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>there are people that unironically play mcree and think they are actually skilled
wow
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>>144139826
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>>144138803
i just played the brawl and didnt get shit
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> Lucio, Hollywood
> 10k healing
> 3:00 objective time
> Send the game into overtime at least twice by myself with my zippy shoes
> 1 commend
What the fuck else do I have to do to get updoots? I don't understand. I don't even care that much about it, it just confounds me.

We still lost, by the way.
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>>144139795
You'd better not be making porn or I'm telling Blizzard
>>
I don't play offense much. Who would be a good offense to start with?
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>>144139848
when you're standing behind reins shield, or when the team is being retarded so you can execute them on the field.
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>>144134413
>This enemy's within melee range and I have a healer. Better keep my shields up.
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>>144139916
play with friends
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>>144139872
Sorry, you meant "spy" in tf2
>>
So is it fambruh or fambloke?

Some british anons chime in here to give their opinions
>>
>>144139070
That reminds me of a comic where a girl's power is to rewind time 5 seconds. She uses it to always save her friends during fight but takes up a crack addiction since seeing everyone die all the time is traumatic
>>
>>144139924
mccree
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>>144139882
>blowing bubble gum while putting your clothes on
>>
>There are people

>THERE ARE P E O P L E

wew
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>>144139896
>tfw no pink female genji skin
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>>144139613
How the fuck?

>>144139848
I watched a stream the other day where some Mercy player on the enemy team was shitting all over everyone with her pistol, it was nuts.
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Finally have 250 coins anons,

>D.Va Skin
or
>Highlight Intro
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>>144139757
>>144139797
AYO HOL UP
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>>144139924
sodlier 76 for everything
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>>144134894
>Tfw play Zarya cause love her play style
>Tfw prefer her dawn or midnight skin most
>Mfw reading this post
Honestly I don't get why so many people have a problem with her look. Also thanks for the laugh.
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>See a bright glowing silhouette moving towards you from a distance
>"What the fuck is that"
>It turns into a ball as it gets closer
>MAXIMUM CHARGE is the last thing you hear as it melts you instantly
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>>144139924
Soldier
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Are Windowlickers scared to shoot other snipers?
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>>144139916
what? Healers get auto epics, unless they're cancerous faggots using terms like cancerous faggots in chat.
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>Want to play Genji
>2 Torbjörn and 1 76 on the enemy team
>mfw
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>>144139924
McCree is arguably the best character in the game. He's also low risk and has specials that work around actually having to aim.

So McCree.
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>level 68
>every team has widow mccree mercy
>sometimes it's 2 mccrees or a lucio instead of mercy
>sometimes its lucio and mercy
>sometimes its 2 mccrees and lucio and mercy
>only true tank is reinhardt
why is this allowed
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>>144139896
>No Code Red Genji
>>
Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!
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>>144139613
it's k bro don't let those guys get you down
I didn't realize for like 30 levels that Mercy's damage boost was right click
I thought that you just healed them until they were full and then it'd swap to damage boost on its own

then again I'm total ass at this game so it's whatever
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>>144139882
That ass is so perfect here. Looks soft as fuck
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>>144140049
Bubblegum intro.
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>>144139916
>teamed up with a good roadhog
>87% accuracy on the hooks
>I forgot how many hooks he threw but it was a hell of a lot
>forced 50/50 makes us lose
>he gets no commends
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>It's a "someone locks Pharah but tries to melee form Bastion and dwarf faggot episode
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PC or PS4 guys?
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>>144140008
Maybe she is taking them off
>>
There is no way Surefour is legit
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/576fd2d3137b977c

Why is he not banned?
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>>144140096
professional courtesy. Same reason I don't stab first when I see another spy.
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>>144140054
Why are you so angry?
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>>144139882
good butt
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>>144140054
>didn't post winston
nys
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>>144140172
>and 76
So you're just bad?
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>Teammates will never ever attempt to shoot Reinhardt's shield
>Teammates will always without a doubt shoot all Zarya bubbles in existence
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SOON
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>>144140229
i need more donald duck erection pics
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>>144138721
It just never fucking happens. I've been playing Winston for days.

It's got to be what the other anon said that I was either dead before I hit it, or maybe Zenyatta hit me with a discord ball and like three people got perfect headshots.
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>>144140303
aka "taking that shot might lock me the fuck out of this game".
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>>144140296
>stacker
who gives a fuck
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>>144139896
Where's my pitch black
>>
>>144140296
Bad publicity. They'll wait until they have something else positive to announce to smokescreen it a bit.
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widowbutt
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>>144140271
PC and use a controller?
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>>144140296
Pretty sure he just plays with his pro friends all the time and also comms in the match.

Even Seagull plays with his manager and just some randoms from closed beta.
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>>144139920
Are they even doing any noticeable work with this shit, or is it just another textbook example of the Streisand Effect?
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>>144140307
Because my country and culture are being destroyed by blacks and muslims.
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>>144140148
I have not once got above two or three votes after a game when I play support, and it's not like I sit on my ass the whole time. During close games I almost always get the game into overtime by myself if I'm playing Lucio, and I always use my E whenever it's up. If the other team's a little retarded I can zoom around them with the speed boost with ease. I don't know what the problem is.
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>Having to pick Widowmaker before what you want to play just to wipe out the snipers and turrets outside of your team's base
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What's a site with values of skills and guns in this game?
Like how much damage X and Y does, etc.
I'd have though masteroverwatch.com had that but it doesn't, unless I'm missing a feature.
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>>144140096

They're afraid they might miss and get made fun of at the next sniper meeting.
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i'm usually not really into butts but Widow is winning me over.
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Would anyone be willing to buy a poorfag the game?
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I just got an update, what did it do?
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>>144140498
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>>144140229
would tituck and cover that chinese face/10
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>>144140609
sent ;)
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>>144140513
you should probably stop insinuating that your teammates are peruvian while urging them to get on the point, you filthy peruvian scrub.
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>>144140249
I refuse to believe people are this dumb.

>>144140296
>50% accuracy average with McCree
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit.
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>>144140382
They're interchangeable really.
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>>144140410
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>>144140393
>some retard on blizz forums actually though he was saying the flash dealt too much damage
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>literal lvl 10 shitters post their opinion here
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>>144140229
>>
>>144140609
sent
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Bone or Golden for 76?
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>>144140568
Wiki.
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>try to practice hanzo in the brawl
actually impossible. How are you suppose to hate the shithead little brother?
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>>144139235
>have sunyatta
>just need a good 76 or something to follow around and pretend like im his stand
>abilities include wound healing, extreme projectile launching and enemy weakening
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friendly reminder that, while your MasterOverwatch score is already worthless, it means even less if you have played McCree for any amount of time at all
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>>144140705
>Retards pretending level matters
>These same retards will pretend their solo queue ranked rating will matter
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>>144140096

This shit pisses me off so much, specially when the other one is getting more job done. I personally despise sniper battles, but then again i'm not a snipercuck.

Realistically it's probably because sniping other targets is a one-sided battle, they're not contested and it's easier to aim due to more predictable movement and larger body.
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>>144140664
I hardly ever say anything in chat, my man. I am guilty of spamming 'Get to the point!' when the team's dumb, though.
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I understand that it is what it is because this is a video game, but why the fuck would someone make a robot that can only shoot forward in the direction it is facing, and then make it's weak point also in front

why not just remove the transparent shit in front of dva's cockpit, put some plating up there and add cameras so she can see what the fuck she's shooting

what the fuck dude
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>>144140723
gold if anything but they're both ugly, his blues are better
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>>144140498
Just move to Canada my dude. It's not like you're some poorfag living in a single room apartment in a ghetto, right?
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>>144140249
>>144139613
>these people play the same hero as me
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>>144140410
Skin where Mei wears a little Donald Duck outfit. It's a bit small on her so it has a little bit of belly cleavage.

Snowball gets a little Donald Duck cap too.

Imagine.
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>>144140851
what the fuck are you even talking about
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>>144140665
Hitscan weapons are way too easy to use. I have 43% with S76 and 44% with McCree.
>>
>pop molten core
>walk at enemy team
Why didn't anybody tell me Torb was fun?
>>
Is it explained why Harambe in power armor is able to talk fluently?
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>>144140478
post widow cock
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>>144134413

they should have given 76 "old men" legendaries

like 76 wearing disco clothes or hunting garb
>>
I hate snipers in this game, not because they are snipers but because they fucking stand there and let a point get lost or wont fucking contest

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144140696

you're not supposed to 1v1 Mcree he was designted to trumph everyone.jpg
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So when is blizzard banning the cheaters?

Or did those two random nobodies "pro" players in those teams get banned already?
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GET BEHIND MY SHIELD YOU CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144138953
Glorious.
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>>144137729
Woah, you did at least 1 damage to 31 heroes. Digital gymnastics' scouts must be all over you.
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>"Old soldiers never die. And they don't fade away."
>S76 gets shot through the head
>His ragdoll fades out a few seconds later
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>>144140665
>50% accuracy is unrealistic when over half your kills are insta-spams at point black range
I have 35% accuracy as McCree in 6 hours played and I'm trash. Pretty sure someone who's good can easily get 50 or higher.
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I want widowmaker to sit on my face
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What makes you guys think matchmaking is rigged? How would you know?
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>>144140932
>gun faces only one way
>mech has to face enemies to shoot
>weak point is also its face

bad design
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>Playing 6 hero stacks with friends
>Play 6 Reinhardts on Dorado offense
>Enemy team switches to 2 bastions and we still manage to push them to an inch of their final point
>"Hurr we just let you lol"
>"Fucking noobs xd"
>Our turn to defend
>6 toblerones
>They can't even get the first point
>They all go silent and leave as soon as they lose
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>>144140592
That's because you don't have an ass fetish, but a latex one.
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>>144135795
kinda wish the game could tell when her black hole is doing damage to targets, and automatically credit the zarya with those kills for potg

although then she'd DOMINATE potg for any game she's in
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>>144141019
So good
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>>144140798
Yea, it doesn't matter if some faggot played 10 hours or 100. Fucking kill yourself.
>>
>have a pretty high MMR like 55% winrate over 500 games, play with some reall good players
>enemy team picks bastion/reinhardt/mercy the "unbeatable composition" according to shit tier players
>it beats us up right out of spawn, we gain no ground for like 30 seconds
>everybody switches to counterpicks and we shitstomp them in about 2 minutes

these are the same players that think dva is in an okay state, mei is overpowered and bastion needs nerfs
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>>144140658
:D would you be willing to buy me it then?
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>>144140973
They've already issued ban waves.
Several faggots in this very thread who used that Finnish aimbot already got perma'd.
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>>144140738
Is there another wiki other than http://overwatch.wikia.com?
This doesn't seem to have any values on hero pages.
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>get nothing but lijiang and volskaya for an hour straight

FUCK MATCHMAKING FUCK MATCHMAKING FUCK MATCHMAKING FUCK MATCHMAKING FUCK MATCHMAKING FUCK MATCHMAKING
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>>144140882
Psst... we're going to get fucked too.

http://winnipeg2016.liberal.ca/policy/condemning-all-forms-of-islamophobia/
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>>144135058
>>144134901
85% of these ideas are terrible. End yourself, my dude
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>>144135948
literally how?
block one of the entrances or something?
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>no jazz hero
this is bullshit
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>>144141019
>Converting webm into gif for maximum colorspace loss
For what purpose?
>>
Who needs nerfs, /owg/?
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>>144141175
>ban-waves
>only proof is literally one email
kek

There are still circulated hacks anon. Its just all mostly in the dankest regions of .ru forums
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>>144141094
Doggo hero when?
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>>144140995
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>no Bob Ross hero
this is bullshit
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>>144141203
use this one http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
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Anyone else get this shit?

I'm trying to download the latest driver off Intel's website now but I don't know if it will fix. I hope so.
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>>144141160
not him but,

sent ;)
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>>144141125
>You level up regardless of winning or losing, doing good or playing like shit
After you, faggot.
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>>144141203
What you're looking for can be found in the individual hero page.
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>>144139529
Yes now morons and 13 year olds also say it.
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>>144141305
McCreed. Only on Fan the Hammer though.
It's confirmed that it's doing way too much damage against tanks.
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>>144141305
McCree's M2 damage, Lucio's buff AoE and strength, Mercy's ult charge rate, Rein's M2 cooldown after shield break
>>
Why McCree actually needs a nerf
>counters everybody
>flashbang is literally an instakill for most characters
>no character should have a 10 second cooldown for a fucking instakill
>stupid good escape roll
>fan the hammer
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>>144141037
Nice shit MMR.

Whenever me and my friends encounter shitters on the other team using 6x whatever, they lose.

Even if they switch off and try to play 'seriously'.
>>
Looking for Group NA PC: Fockbox#1379
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>>144141305
McCree needs to be removed from the game
Widowmaker needs slight
Mei needs slight nerfs
>>
just realized symmetra is better attacking than defending
>>
Any way to clear the chat box?
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>>144141305
W I D O W M A K E R
mercy's ult cooldown
mccrees already up to get pummeled

buff zenyatta so we have another support
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>>144141350
>Using onboard graphics
>>
>it's a enemy team has a Mercy and you don't episode
AT LEAST FUCKING KILL HER HOLY SHIT
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT RELIABLE HEALS AND TWO LIVES EACH
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>>144141350
disable that shit in bios
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>>144141420
Add widow body shot damage to this and you're golden.
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>>144140958
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>no nerfs to bastion or torbjorn since last beta
It's like Blizzard actually wants to appeal to casual TF2 shitters who don't really want to play the game.

Torbjorn and Bastion shouldn't be able to do anywhere near as much damage as they can without actively aiming, maneuvering, or playing without any sort of fucking skill. You're the cancer killing video games if you play either of these fucking cookie clicker champions.
>>
>>144141420
>Lucio's buff AoE and strength
Nah, Lucio is honestly fine. The only nerf he needs is to make running two Lucio not nearly as good (only one aura can affect a player at a time)
>>
really stoked to play this game, got into the beta and had f.u.n and it's all I can think about since. anywhere selling cheap keys or trading? I don't care about any bonuses or anything
>>
>>144139529
>but it's not exclusive to niggers anymore.
So niggers and normalfags use it. Amazing.
>>
Can someone post the dva picture with the taped nipples?
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>>144141305
McCree for his fan the hammer damage and range accuracy.
Mercy for her ult recharge speed.
Widow for her body shot damage, charge rate, fire rate, close combat effectiveness (she's supposed to be a fucking sniper) and radical ult announcement increase.
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>>144141505
No, Widow needs a delay before she even starts charging a shot.
1.5s after scoping, 1s after a shot.
>>
Armchair Gamedev reporting in.

Bastion
>Turret Chaingun is 20% louder

D.Va
>Normal walkspeed while shooting
>literally any right click
>Ult explosion ignores logical terrain

Lucio
>Legendary skins redesigned

McCree
>Fan The Hammer damage and effective range reduced by 20%

Mercy
>Ult charges 33% slower
>Guardian Angel may be cancelled midflight
>Damage boost lingers for 2 seconds. This buff only affects one hero at a time.
>Healing lingers for 2 seconds. This hot only affects one hero at a time.

Pharah
>Ammo count increased by 1
>Can cancel ult to retain 50% charge

Reaper
>Teleport 50% faster
>Teleport half as loud

Roadhog
>Fixed hook bugs
>Increased ammo from 4 to 6 shots

Widowmaker
>Ult grants only widowmaker the wallhack sight

Winston
>15% longer range on left click

Zenyatta
>25 more armor
>Line of sight no longer breaks orbs
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>>144141339
>>144140995
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>>144141524
I fell for the 'symmetra is bad' meme and didn't play her until recently. Fuck all of you who told me she was shit, she's amazing as a defensive hero
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>go to masteroverwatch
>sort leaderboards by k/d
>rank 1 is a guy with 8 hours played as Widowmaker only
>8:1 k/d
>38% win rate
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>>144141473
>Enemy team has a Mercy
>They don't know how to peel
Ook ook ah ah
>>
>>144141094
It's funyn becuase I've gotten 3 5-6 man ults and he wouldn't do it even though he had his ult then he'd waste it.
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>>144139529
>how about diet

fuck off robot that's like a 40 calorie juice popsicle
>>
>>144141523
sauce
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>>144141436
>McCree needs to be removed from the game
I think whinebag faggots like you should be banned from the game.
Fan needs a nerf without doubt, but everything else is balanced.
>>
this entire time i had no idea how to play mccree well. i'd get wrecked by him but could never use him

then i realized rolling reloads your gun. holy shit. going to be fun abusing this until he is nerfed
>>
Wow not only is the weekly brawl retarded it's only one map
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>kill annoying Winston as Reaper
>"Stupid monkey"
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>>144141524
>Torb
>tons of damage without skill
Only bad Torb's rely on their turret. Good ones use it as a guard point to cover a smaller area and go ham with their gun.
And Bastion is a shitter trap.
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>>144141523
I remember when I shared that webm for the first time.
I wouldn't mind being at Tracer's place

>>144141654
Check Naughtymachinima
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>>144141523
This is nice
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>>144141618
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>>144141648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvJ8nbyJiXQ
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>>144141607
>Guardian Angel may be cancelled midflight
You can already do this by tapping shift again.
Some Gamedev you turned out to be.
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>>144141524
>casual TF2 shitters
The fuck are you on about? This game is infinitely more casual than TF2.
Overwatch makes TF2 seem like quake in comparison.
>>
Welp, just had a symettra point a teleporter off the edge of the map.
Lel mstr troller xD
>>
>>144141607
>Winston
>>15% longer range on left click

fuck no

winston is fine.
>>
>>144141263
now I want a classy jazz-playing omnic support

this IS bullshit
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>>144134413
Pick a hero to make this set of retards work:
>D.Va
>Torbjorn
>Widowmaker
>Pharah
>Hanzo
>>
>widow in attack
>they never push the payload

Why
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>>144141618
>>144141784
>>144141339
>>144138953
>>
Im broke as fuck, someone gift me the game
Now.
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Am I missing something or is systemrequirements bugged?
>>
>Be lucio
>Spam the my ultimate is ready + the group up with me command
>No one groups up with you

Anyone with a braan would flock to lucio the moment his ult was ready
>>
>>144141473
>It's a EVERY TEAM NEEDS A HEALER PLEASE COVER UP THAT I SUCK AT GAMES XD player

Kill

your

self
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shoutout to that real nigga who said he got a legendary at lvl 24 and he believed in me

you da real mvp


I don't really play reaper but whenever I want to be extra edgy I got the skin
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>get stomped
>stomp
>stomp
>get stomped
>get stomped
>get stomped
>stomp
>get stomped
>stomp
>get stomped
>get stomped

When will this end
>>
Why does it feel like absolutely nobody knows that standing and fighting on the cart prevents the Attacking team from pushing it?
>>
>team does stupid comps like all DVa for fun
>wrecks our MMR
>get serious
>now fight literal level 2s and Bastions who might as well be aiming with a dance pad

I have found how to enjoy the game.
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>>144141873
because she's a sniper, are you stupid?
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>>144141607
i have yet to see a bigger pile of uninformed, ignorant, nonsensical horse shit all week.

kill yourself retard.
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>>144141909
I have an i3 2120 and an Radeon HD 7850 and I can run the game. Thank you Blizzard
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>>144141607

The only thing D.Va really needs is for a smaller headshot hitbox and for her ult to not announce to everybody where it's at. It already has a voice announcement that the ult is starting and a loud continuous sound effect playing while it's happening. Why does it need to visually tell you where it's coming from?

McREEEEEE ult has equally devestating effect, but doesn't alert you past sound effect and louder footsteps. Hanzo ult? Soldier 76 ult? Sound alerts, but no visual alerts showing where they are at. D.Vas is literally the only ult to do this.
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>>144140787
He dragged my averages down quite badly so it's good to know I can ignore him.
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>>144141296
it was a gif when i found it. dont remember where. i have webms aswell.
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>>144141963
stop being stomped
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>>144141909
>CYRI
its a shill website that will tell you to upgrade shit when you dont need to
but go ahead, trust that website, goy :^)
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>>144142018
So it's piss easy to run like most Blizzard games? Cheers.
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>>144141873
Widow shouldn't be attacking in the first place
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>>144141523
>you'll never be in tracer's place
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>find exactly the legendary I was saving up for

On the one hand, I'm incredibly lucky! On the other hand, I have no more reason to play and everything is meaningless!
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>tfw you heal your team 9k in a single game
>zipping and flying across the map doing midair rezzes
>all because you stopped being dumb and getting yourself out of position just to rez one guy

feels good mang
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>>144142027
I agree. Junkrat's Riptire has a comparable damage range and there's no indicator whatsoever as to where it's coming from.
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>>144141296
so you can post it twice for maximum shitposting
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>>144142101
For some reason, I have problems running HOTS though.+
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>>144141846
Good ol Dunkey.

>>144142004
A good Widow knows when to move in and not sit back like a useless shit.
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>>144141561
>only one aura can affect a player at a time)

its already like that
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>>144141363
would it help if i sent my battle.net id?

DanTheBear#1233
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>>144142070
i.e. full stack
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>>144141631
>brb2good4thisgame I'll be over at club penguin
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>>144141716

>They put 80% cooldown reduction for no reason at all
>Which also makes Genji insanely better due to his kit and the games becoming a boring shift spamfest because he has a 2s cd reflect.

They literally didn't play it once, otherwise it would never make it into a weekly brawl.
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>>144141432

Is there even any way to check your MMR?
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>now entering temple of anubis
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>>144142121
Good. Junkrat faggots and other 'mains' are cancerous.
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>>144142179
fuckin sent ;)
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Someone draw this please, but preferably with Tracer in a school uniform.
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>>144141897

C'mon bros someone give me a code
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>>144142137
from last thread
SwissArmyWife is too long by 1 letter :(
>>
How to know a person is a garbage waste of a human being:

Inserts amputee fetishes into every character since they lost with pharrah.
>>
>Try out Dolby Atmos
>Positional audio is much better
>Audio quality is total trash

Why.
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>>144142171
so you want a sniper to give up their vantage point because you're not doing your job? ok
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>dude switch classes you're not doing anything
>I have best damage and elims
>that doesn't matter
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>>144141873
>Sniper pushing the payload
Hanzo sure, but not Widow.

>>144142254
sent ;^)
>>
>>144141867
zenyatta

just stay at a safe distance, tell anyone who wants heals to fall back and chill the fuck out for three seconds before they resume their suicide mission, toss out Discord CONSTANTLY, and only use your ult reactionarily when the enemy starts getting antsy
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>>144142004

>Widows should be immobile and reactive

t. low MMR scrublord
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>>144142303
ya should have put siss army wife
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>>144142301
Spend the time you'd waste on clicking a little plastic button looking for a job so you can stop being such a complete failure in life.
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>>144140065
Is it bad that I like her industrial skin because I think her hair is cuter
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>It's a NoSkill McpressE and healsut try to tell team what to do episode
Everytime.
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>>144142301
same please?
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>>144142301
Post dick and I'll consider it, bitch boy
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>>144142172
I'm not talking about two heal auras or two speed auras. I mean only heal aura or speed aura can be active on a character, not both.
Unless that's what you meant, then it makes me question why the double stack is even a thing.
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>>144142303
Good enough
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>>144142387
CisArmyWife?
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>>144142301
Just for you I'm gonna buy 50 boxes
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>>144142320
>PLAY
>THE
>OBJECTIVE
>PLAY
>THE
>OBJECTIVE
>PLAY
>THE
>OBJECTIVE
>>
what does roadhug huff when he heals?
>>
>>144142418
HOLD UP NOW DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA THOUGHT I SAW A GHOST
>>
>>144142301
Post an ass and dick picture
>>
>it's a nobody picks support class and wonders why we don't win episode
>>
Oh huh, just learnt by accident that Roadhog can hook Riptires. Cool.
>>
What is the best counter to Pharah?
>>
>>144142418
i never found a Mccree shit talking in my OW career

>>144142496
siss for sissy
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>>144142523
Dunno. Mei is a confirmed ice smoker, though.
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>its a 2 Widowmakers standing in the same corner trying to snipe as overtime ticks down and we lose the match episode
never had this problem on PS4, only when I try to play on PC
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post 'em
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>>144142523
Mercy's pussy juices from last night
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>>144142004

>I am a sniper so I wont play the objective

Fucking moron.
>>
>>144136271
If Morrison actually had that facial hair he'd have at least five kids, because that 'stache doesn't pull out.
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>>144142521
I'm always doing 1v4 on the flanks and my team still doesn't go for the objectives lmao
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is it okay to quit any game without giving a shit about the penalty if you have every cosmetic you wanted?
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>>144142523
jenkem
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>>144142548
>it's a nobody picks support and then blames the person that caved first and went healer for losing episode
>>
>>144142598
Widow or a good Roadhog
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>>144142310
A sniper should always be moving and looking for different angles to shoot from.
Sometimes being near the payload is a good way to do that.
>>
>>144142523
petrol
>>
How long before we get alt weapons and ults?
>>
gee, I wonder if I'll win my next match
>>
>>144142598

Mcree, 76, Widow. Hitscan.
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>>144142523
d.va's socks and used panties
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>>144142659
Well, yeah
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>>144142567
>Playing Roadhog
>Hook D.Va right as she ejects for her ult
>it kills me and 4 other team mates
I was too busy laughing to even be mad about it
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>>144142523
IIRC the can says GAS. He's (afaik) sniffing petrol fumes. I can't get a good enough look to confirm if it actually says GAS though.
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>>144142234
>Prepare to Attack
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>>144142548
>it's an "I pick support class and everyone runs away on their own and gets raped from 400 different directions at the speed of light while I try to heal at least one of them before getting one-shotted by some faggot because no one is protecting me so I give up and just play someone more mindless like D.va" episode
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>>144142598
Standing behind something and giggling that someone rolling Pharah thinks they're going to get a team kill.
>>
new thread thanks
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>>144142548
>It's a lazy healer blames the tank for everything episode
>>
>>144134413

>lets build a robot someone can ride in
>we'll give it an energy shield, boosters, and a rapid fire shotgun

>and lets also stick it in the most durable armor possible as well to defend the pilot

>lets leave the control systems exposed with the pilot though

full retard. fuck korea
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>>144142310

You have an auto mode too retard. If you dont see anyone pushing and its empty then jump in .
>>
do i get penalized for leaving during the potg
I couldnt care less who pressed q
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>>144142747
fucked up if true
>>
oh boy its a "roadhog as the worst ult in the game" episode
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>>144142639
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>>144136334
Dota is the same way with crates
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>>144142548
Why weren't you playing support then asshole?
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>>144142757
>Widow
>Genji
>Widow
>Mei
>Junkrat
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>>144142745
>Press Shift to fly over to a teammate to heal them from critical health
>A Tracer bomb sticks the teammate
>Can't cancel Mercy's flight to teammate
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>>144142639
>>
How many of you fags solo queue
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>>144142896
>Implying I don't fucking fill in every single game I play

And surprise, it gets really fucking old real fucking fast.
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>>144142820
And then 3 seconds later you're dead to an autoturret, grenade, hook, whatever and then have to spend 30 seconds getting back into position, losing 30 seconds of kills and meaning your teammates will have spent the last 30 seconds running one by one into the corridor of fire and dying after 3 seconds.
>>
>>144142896
Fucking hell anon this feel.
>lol switch back to support anon

I JUST SPENT THE LAST 5 HOURS AS LUCIO
I WON THE LAST THREE GAMES FOR YOU
LET ME JUNKRAT
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>>144142940
But you can.
>>
>>144142639
>>
>>144142995
Me
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>>144142639
Wish I had more time to play.
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>>144142523
Krokodil fumes
>>
>>144142745
>reindhart
>charge dvas mech off a cliff before it explodes
>>
>>144134413
whats the secret to playing winston? everyone just tells me "just jump in and throw down your shield :)"

and when i do i just die instantly since my shield is made from wet cardboard
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>>144141572
No one?
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>>144142523
A jar full of evaporated Junkrat urine.
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>>144142995
I only ever solo queue in any online game. Don't have any nerd friends.
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are you fucking kidding me
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>>144142598
76 or McCree if you can actually aim
Widowmaker isn't that great, any Pharah with half of a brain will stay out your line of sight then flank you and shove a rocket up your ass
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>>144143037
>Being shit at positioning
We get it anon, you're one of those shitty Widows who sits back on a roof and doesn't move.

>>144143127
Don't sit still.
Move about, jump, duck, leap, etc.
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>>144143127
you time it as your team is pushing. flank and jump on squishies/immobile turrets.
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>>144142841
That's not how you spell dva.
>>
What the fuck happened to overwatch? Enter Arcade mode and suddenly I can't even move properly. Hit the objective and I'm instantly transported back to the spawn room. What the fuck?
>>
>>144143127
you're playing as a giant gorilla from outer space that can leap about 100 feet in the air and you're too stupid to figure out how to get the hell out of dodge when shit goes south?
>>
>see level 95
anyone seen a 100+ yet?
>>
>its a 'sniper stands on a building across from point and doesn't contest during overtime' round
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>>144142639
>two offense
>two defense
>two tanks
>two supports
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>>144142896
I was but I recognized that my whole team was garbage and I'm too good to heal people like that
I'll just play some character that can heal themselves like Soldier or Reaper and give zero fucks about the other retards on my team. If they wanna be bad then okay but don't expect to win by doing so
>>
should I get tengen toppa gurren reinhardt or mechaqueen pharah?
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>>144143108
>Get a perfect lineup for a charge
>The other Reinhardt, junkrat, and Zarya jump out of the way at the last moment and I go flying off the cliff
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>>144142639
>>
>it's a "everyone's an expert a week after release" episode
>>
>>144142995
me
>>
>>144143127
You need team support to succeed as Winston. Jumping in on your own is retarded.

Also you can dance in and out of the shield to kill McCree or Mei if they're trying to kill you close range.
>>
>>144142827
You can actually get physically addicted to gas too.
>>
>Finally got a legendary
>Scavenger
JUST
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>>144143279
v e r s a t i l e p l a y e r

I wish my stats looked like this but tracer ate all of my gameplay hours
>>
> Join game near the end
> No tank, so go Roadhog
> Seems like they were barely hanging on, but with team balance we pull through
> We win
> 0:06 objective time
> Gold medal
What
>>
>>144143358
GIVE
>>
>>144143321
>>144143358
The reddit memes are real today
>>
>>144143160
>McCree ults while thinking he's being sneaky and nobody will see him on time
>he gets insta killed
Still laughing about it, how embarrassing.
>>
>>144142995
>>144143191
I have friends but I still soloq because all of them are dunning kruger personified.
>>
WE NEED A NEW THREAD MY FAMILY.
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>>144143046

>It's a "random shitter gets mad because another random isn't being a betacuck for his own benefit" episode

I know it's not your case, but it's stupid whenever i see. I personally only play healer or tank if my team is good and the games keep us together after the 1st game (and if i feel like being the tankercuck or the healslut), otherwise fuck off.
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>>144143358
>Finally got a legendary
>it's b.va
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me unga team bunga
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>>144143403
Stop trying to claim /tv/ memes, reddit.
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>>144142995
Used to. Only recently started doing party games because pub support is pretty miserable.
That and I want that sweet bonus xp
>>
>>144142639
>>144142842
>>144143279
>People in this thread actually play as degenerate monkeys
>>
>>144143127
Winston is easy to play once you figure out which characters you can 1v1 and which you cant. Really hard to play without a good healer tho, you gotta camp the health packs.
>>
>>144143230
What? you're talking about standing next to a moving object that the enemy team have all their sights on and turrets prepared. If, as you explaind, no one else is pushing the payload then you're putting a squishy character in the sights of almost certainly 6 enemies. Either they're spamming it with grenades from somewhere or other non-linear weapons or they just spend 2 seconds moving slightly so now they can instantly kill you.

>>144143410
I have friends too, I'm saying none of them are nerds. None have heard of this game, none have ever played an online FPS. That's why I'm on 4chan.
>>
>>144143321
You had to learn with korean gameplay vids senpai-o-lam
>>
>>144143462
> 1000 hours in photoshop
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>>144143406
>McCree
>dying
Stop lying, /vg/ told me McCree can't die.
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pssh..
*steps around the corner i've been camping behind for the last 2 minutes"
hol' up there.. kid..
*throws flashbang at u*
pff.. like shootin fish in a barrel..
*presses m1 to fan the hammer cuz i rebound it and didnt evn keep my keybind for a normal shot*
nothin personnel... kid..
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>>144143309

mechaqueen

ganman reinhardt is cool tho
>>
>>144142896
because I'm already filling a role in the team you faggot

>attacking numbani
>want to play soldier 76 because he's amazing in this map
>there's already one on our team
>fuck it, another can't hurt
>two faggots go d.va and widowmaker
>ask for one of them to go support
>hurr why dont u go lmao
>fuck no I've already played enough support today
>me an the other s76 proceed to shit on the enemy's defenses and win in 3 minutes while d.va and widowmaker jack off in the back lines
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>>144142523
>>
>kill literally anyone
>even a solokill
>ARBEIT MACHT FREI
>literally 1 minute later we win a fight
>ARBEIT MACHT FREI
LOL HAHA EPIC BALANCEEEEEE
>>
>>144143046
That's why I only ever play offense. There's always one beta nerd that can be bullied into going support.
>>
>>144142639
>>144142992
>>144143061
>>144143093
>literal betafaggots support players
lmao you are a cuck even in a videogame
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>it's another double mccree episode

Nothing will make me leave a game as fast as this. If you play mccree you are literal tryhard fucking cancer. Fucking hang yourself you stupid faggot piece of FUCKING shit.
>>
>>144143486
Sometimes you just need to fuck shit up.
>>
>>144143575
why he has 2 pistols
>>
>>144143462
Can I get some tips on how to carry? Forced 50 has been keeping me down
>>
>>144142521
>10 seconds left on the clock
>they're capping
>at least half the team is not contesting
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>>144143462
>Gold in death
Teach me
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>>144143575
>tfw I actually have M1 set to fan and M2 set to regular
>>
>>144143610
HOGDROGEN
>>
>>144143674
Anybody got a good guide for McCree? I want to trigger faggots like this.
>>
>>144143671
and in real life
please bully me, it turns me on.
>>
>>144143685
One for your current asshole and the other to tear you a new one.
>>
>mfw make it a point to shit talk every mcree when i kill them
>>
>>144143391
I would if I could friend
>>
>>144143693
you cant man, I've tried

i can get 60+ kills without any deaths with 20 minutes on the objective and still lose because my team are picking garbage niche champs like lucio and mccree and can't aim for shit

>>144143708
you need to be the best on your team kid it's really not hard
>>
>>144143127
Target anyone with less than 200 health and burn them down.
Prioritize Mercy, Widowmaker, and Traced.
If your allies are behind you, drop your shield BEFORE you jump in.
Always be flanking.
>>
>>144143827
autism
>>
>>144143671
>he doesn't want betacuck supports on his team

enjoy losing, xXSephiroth1999Xx
>>
>>144143674
>queuing alone
You deserve to suffer.

>>144143743
Flank. Nobody watches alleyways or side paths.
You'll still die a lot, but you'll inspire more redditors to bitch in these threads.
>>
>>144143593
>I shouldn't go support because someone else should
>me me me me me

Just as I thought
>>
Would someone send me a code to redeem? Would appreciate it very much.

[email protected]
>>
>>144143728
Sty-drogen?
>>
>>144143743
>Hide in hallways or other small areas
>Wait for someone to walk in
>Flashbang > fan the hammer
>If not dead, use roll and fan the hammer again

>If not able to be in a small area, point at tanks and fan the hammer or take pot shots with your regular shot
>>
Help me, I just want Torbjorn PoTG staring at Widowmaker's ass
>>
>>144143743

>step 1: flashbang
>step 2: rmb
>step 3: there is no step 3 faggot u just killed him go wait for your flashbang you fucking piece of shit nice balance blizzard
>>
>>144143862
t. McQueer
>>
>>144143762
underrated post
>>
>mccree flashbangs lucio
>somehow ends up getting killed by lucio
KEK, where are those pro McCrees you've been bitching about? Because I have yet to see one.
>>
>>144143743
flashbang + right click
Add in a shift + right click if the enemy is a tank

You'll need to be able to aim left click if you want to get those sick gold medals though.
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>Ogon po gotovnosti!
>>
>>144143901
Sent ;)
>>
>>144143974
sauce
>>
I'm going for the ovaltine!
>>
>>144143941
i don't even play him
>>
>>144143321
>it's a "the game hasn't changed at all in a long time but let's just say its a week old" episode
xD reddit pls go
>>
>>144143743
>See enemy
>Throw flashbang
>Fan the hammer
>Roll
>Fan the hammer
If you miss the flashbang still do the combo and run away because you don't know how to shoot.
>>
>>144143856
>garbage niche champs like lucio and mccre
Then why are pro teams using 4 McCrees and 4 Lucios?

Buy the game before you make baseless assumptions, they're both OP.
>>
>>144143685
It's literally how they explain his roll. It's not the same gun whenever you roll.
>>
>>144142819
The monsters she was fighting probably have no concept of cockpit and most likely swinged their arms around like gorillas
>>
>>144143974
Idi nahui petuh.
>>
>>144143974
Native Russian speaker here:

Zarya's voice and accent makes me fucking cringe
>>
>>144143981
no you didn't :`(
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>>144143575
pssh...
*dies*
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>>144144116
sent ;)
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>>144143916
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>>144140410
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>>144143717
now that's just admitting that you'll play AIDS-style
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>>144144097
how is it bad?
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>>144144043
He only has 1 gun in the game though.
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Remove healers from the game.
They are a fucking stupid meme.
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>>144144889
xD
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>>144144889
t. Gaijin
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>>144144889
The thing I don't like about healers is how if ever your team's healer is dead and the enemy's isn't, then your team is at a massive disadvantage. MASSIVE.
And if your healer isn't very good at staying out of harm's way then you're usually pretty fucked.
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>>144143671
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>>144142995
>>144143086
>>144143191
>>144143325
why don't we just make a party in here
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How is the current weekly brawl supposed to be any fun
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>>144135054

I've been dropped into a game less than a second before a loss.

Literally loaded a black screen an instant before the word DEFEAT went across it.

The 50% rule will have it's way, by hook or by crook.
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>play reaper
>people run up to me for some reason while i 1shot them with a headshot

is there a reason why people do this? it's pretty confusing
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>>144143382
Ive been getting weird ass gold medals too. Some are like way beneath my average = gold medal!
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>>144148402
I can't tell if it's that the team was retarded or if they didn't need to be on the point to defend it, but it looked like they were all over that shit when I loaded in. Dunno.
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>>144143634
>Wanting to win makes you a beta nerd.

Whoa Mccree, what time is it son?
It's bedtime.
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>>144142639
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>>144142639
The pigeon hole is strong with me
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