/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of /xivg/. My name is Tin Can, president of Tin Can Shitposting Enterprise. Today I come to you with an offer; an offer to change the course of this general forever.
For the longest time, Tin Can Shitposting Enterprise has been a one can operation. However, around half a year ago today, I welcomed another shitposter as partner, and it has greatly improved the quality of shitposting I produced. Just yesterday, we collaborated with another group of shitposters and got plenty of (You)s. We also welcomed a shitposter from the foreign lands of GIlgamesh into our fold. Which brings me to my offer: I am opening the doors of Tin Can Shitposting Enterprise to the rest of this general. And you, anon, are cordially invited to shitpost with us.
Now, some of you might be wondering why I'd do such a thing, well, it's simple, really. Last night, as I went to bed, I had a vision. A vision of what this thread could be with our particular brand of shitposting plastered all over it 24 hours a day. I would try to make this vision a reality myself, but this isn't a job for one, two, or even three cans. This is an endeavor that needs a full, dedicated team to accomplish. So I ask for your help, my friends. For with it, we could have thread presence that might rival even the Ultrash. Together, we will turn /xivg/ into a shitposting paradise.

>>144034509
>Taking old gifs from infinite chan

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Waiting on 3.3 housing!

>>144034452
I have a feeling this is a manelezen

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hi

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>spamming emotes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

>>144034509
THAT'S A PENIS

>>144034654
Female, actually.

>>144034674
ugly

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>>144034654
Waiting on 3.3 relic.

>>144034674
haha hey brucie boy hahahaahahahahahahahahah

>>144034831
>thirsty female elves
How disgraceful.

>>144033894
Anytime. You're not into Heavensward content yet, are you? If that's the case, I recommend getting your GLA to Lv. 22 (34 max for cross-class actions) and your MRD to Lv. 26 to have a complete variety of cross-class actions to use on your DRK. The experience will also make you more familiar with tanking.

>>144033959
Aside from the encounters catering more towards MCH in Midas, a good group can and will benefit from a BRD more. Rain of Death can definitely decrease the chances for a healer to miss, plus The Warden's Paean can be a clutch cleanse if it's not already on cooldown for a WAR's Berserk pacification prevention.

>>144034440
By "mad," I assume you mean crazy for thinking that a class or job should be designed differently instead of how it was meant to be designed? If that's what you mean, I can understand that. If you just mean "mad" as in angry or frustrated, I'm just tired of people not explaining themselves when they make a comment or criticism that may or may not hold any merit.

But back to the matter at hand, GLA/PLD was meant to be an easy tank to play with focus on defence, right? If that's the case, SE is having trouble trying to do just that while trying to maintain a balance between the other tanks. It's better than it was back in 3.0 to 3.1, but there's still room for improvement.

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>>144034654
>Waiting on 3.3 housing!

I'm nervous, hopefully I can get a plot in time

>>144034956
what the fuck

tfw no sugar baby to spoil on balmung

>>144035028
Do you like miqo'te...

>>144034956
>a good group can and will benefit from a brd more
no it won't
this post is retarded

please stop being retarded

What the hell am I supposed to do with all this furniture I transferred on to Balmung with?

>>144034885
This is great.
Now I need some mineral water.

>>144034831
Oh? Now thats rare. Post elezen

>>144035001
Just plan which plot you want to grab ahead of time and plan your moves accordingly. You'll be fine

>>144035067
No thank you, Miqo'tes have been known to be nothing but trouble.

>>144035192
EXCUSE ME FOR DROPPING IN

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>all these brown elves
>want to try this out
>remember I'm shit at it
>close game
Welp

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>>144034792
No matter how many times I see that stupid fucking video it makes me laugh every time

>>144035192
why are you exposing your midriff like that, it's disgusting

>>144034885
*heavy sweating*

>>144034956
The problem with paladin lies in the fact that it's built to be the "big bad defensive tank" which is meaningless in xiv because of the way the fights are designed. No one will take a paladin because it does less damage then the other two. Strong mitigation doesn't mean dick if any of the other tanks can do it anyway while actually doing damage.

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>>144035469
Um, excuse me, that's really rude.

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>>144035001
Do you have two plots in mind and how you'll get to them quickly? Have snacks and drinks ready to camp the Server Status page toward the end of maintenance day (probably wanna be ready five hours ahead of schedule), along with some shows to watch and puzzles? Research how a house is purchased and keep your nerves calm?

>>144035315
Looks amazing, what are you talking about.

>>144035220
I don't want to oust myself as a slut. I hope you understand.
>>144034938
When you're surrounded by female au ra every day, you'll want some men in your life as well.

>>144035497
this was only remotely true in gordias where dps checks were important

pld is decently preferable in midas, it's comp dependent to an extent, stop pretending you have any idea what you're talking about and go back to asking for butts or other shit because you're fucking retarded

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what lessons have you learned anon?

>>144035724
You've already done that though. You're a slut without a face.

>>144035782
Never make friends with anyone on xivg, ever.

>>144035782
pretty much this >>144035832

>>144035554
You got any other glamours?
I like your lizard.

>>144035782
i think im in the process of learning one, we'll see

>>144035724
I do. Could stop by somewhere to just say hi if ye want.

>>144035832
Change that to balmung and you've got it.

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>>144035554
i would sit on that midriff after putting vaseline on it and then spin around really fast

>>144035007
Is there any point in this post, or are you too stupid to comprehend it?

>>144035095
Explain why my post is retarded then instead of simply calling it retarded without any reasoning to back up your claim. Otherwise, you can fuck right off.

If a group is able to have both of their healers push DPS and their casters are strong, it can see higher raid DPS with a BRD than a MCH. Otherwise, a MCH is a safer bet to pick since most groups will have two physical melee DPS and a single caster for the other three DPS slots. Healers can still do decent DPS with a MCH. They may see higher DPS with a BRD.

>>144035497
This is true for the most part. Unlike Gordias, Midas has a stronger focus on mechanics and mitigation over DPS checks. With the change of focus on the current raid content, PLD is actually a viable option, especially in regards to the heavy-hitting physical tank busters a DRK and WAR may have more issues with. Being able to push DPS in Midas is more of a luxury than it was a necessity in Gordias.

>>144035973
You mean people on the internet in general.

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>Resub
>Check /vg/
>No Lalas

I feel bad.... I failed you, /vg/, I am so sorry

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>>144035905
No, only this one.

>>144035991
That's really disgusting.

Can somebody, anybody make a nice midlander with blond drills and blue/green eyes? it's impossible I just wanna see one in a pink dress like a princess...

>>144035991
ugly

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>>144034885
It's common practice. And a very lovely sight.

>>144036136
More like
>resub
>fc is mainly dead
>people you cared for left

You failed more than the vg.

>>144035832
>>144035902
Oh, come on. They can't ALL be bad right?
>>144035919
Are you a fast learner?

>>144036280
they're not all bad but there are some that are bad enough to not want to take the risk

>>144036136
Welcome back!

>>144035832
>tfw too lame to ever be close friends with someone anyway

>>144036184
I can, but you'll have supply the pink dress.

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Excalibur

>>144036280
yes, and im about to get my answer

>>144036136
Futa?

>>144035730
Well excuuuuse me, princess. The thing is, 90% of the reason pld got dumped on in gordias was all the magic damage. It's never been completely unviable, just less reliable. With softer checks and harder hits it probably does fine in midas but I'll bet anyone wanting fast clears this late in a patch cycle will most likely run drk/war

>>144036136
Go away and stay gone you pedophile fuck.

>i dont force it guys
>literal first post upon return is lala shit

>>144036348
You're right.
>>144036428
i-ill be your f... wait, wait... lesson

>>144036445
Can you stop forcing our server? Thanks

>>144036428
I can only say from experience that that's a gift. To be like, skin level friendly. Like hi and bye basis with some video game together is like the perfect level of online friendship. Anything more and you're just asking for a bad fucking time.

>[10:08]You successfully convert the eikon iron ring of fending  into an ice materia V.

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can a tank queue for AV? we just zoned in and he turned 180 and walked out

>>144036136
post butt

I hate you all.
You're all fine posting butt but not when i offer free shit.
Take your damn useless emote.

RGFT - BRAW - F2Z5 - FCPR - ZDE6

>>144036741
Datacenter and time elapsed?

>>144036741
Data centre and time elapsed? Can't really help out if we don't know you're on the same data centre as some of us.

>>144036439
Post the midlander

>>144036701
If you're scared to get to know someone on a personal level you're 100% the problem.

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>>144035220
>>144035594
I kind of have an idea which plots I'm eyeing but I can put some more thought on priority I'll try to get. I didn't think about the servers being ready early but I did plan on coming into work late in case they are not ready in time.

I never tired buying a house before so I don't know what to expect. I'm guessing there going to a bunch of people waiting outside the entrance of the wards and there is going to be a mad dash to grab a plot.

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>>144036930
And they say we don't play the game

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Cute Midlander?

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>>144036492
>90% of the reason pld got dumped on in gordias was all the magic damage

no.

>>144036936
Well she's blonde haired/blue eyes but she's an alt i never used so i can fanta.

>>144036961
It's not being scared, it's that it's pointless to do so. Most of the time they end up harming or hurting you anyways. Or you hurt each other. I know this from first hand experience. But hey, you're probably anon, I myself might be the problem in reality, and if that's the case I should take my own advice and avoid people, right?

>>144036803
thanks my man

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>>144036803
i was too slow

>>144036492
Are you fucking retarded?

>>144036475
Keep us informed.

>>144036876
>>144036930
thanks guys we got someone kind enough to join

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>>144036445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

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>typhon GATE
>I've failed 4 times in a row
>go to stand with friends
>they run away from me

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>>144035782
Never eat gas station sushi, no matter how desperate you are.
>>144036730
At least you can use it for the Mutamix lottery where you can hate your life even more.

>>144037069
Probably because those people are either pathetic WoW shills or simply associate a majority of /xivg/ posters with thread personalities they despise. Either way, it's pretty sad.

>>144037285
No problem, anon. Just remember to post those two bits of information should you be in need of someone in the future again.

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>>144035497
Except mnk pld drg is a better comp for prog compared to nin drg drk in midas due to mitigation and safety trumping the menial dps checks that barely exist. Hell I didnt even know what A5S enrage looked like until some random shitter balmung pf a couple weeks ago

Ada pls

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>>144037113
Do I meet your expectations?

>>144037134
I wanna see it.
>>144037113
7/10

>>144037187
No, that's some pretty fucking stupid advice. You don't shut good people out because you ran into a few assholes. You have a long, bitter future ahead of you if that's your outlook on life. Everything you do is a gamble, don't be so hasty to throw your hand away.

>>144037418
>group was having trouble clearing A5S for a while, kept hitting enrage
>brought a friend in to help out that was already up to A7S
>they died to the potion debuff wearing off due to not even knowing that was a thing

Funny how really good groups end up just not even knowing about all of the mechanics in the fight. Like, I'm sure there's at least a few groups that have never seen the third chakram on Brawler.

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>>144037061
just remember you have to click the sign in front of the housing area you want to buy.
Good luck and i hope you get it!

>>144037727
I like being bitter, thank you very much Anon.

>>144037395
I guess. I expected nothing from the conversion and I was stull let down.
Thanks, SE!

>>144037679
How do I upgrade?

>>144037679
What servers are you on? I'll show you in person.

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>still haven't touched Fishing quests so I can sky/cloudfish
>I wear my sunglasses at night

>>144037061
Definitely mosey around your chosen Residential District and see what you like, the two plots you want to target should be one in each Division. Choose a Ward that people are less likely to rush; we're getting 8-12 so I would choose 11.
I don't know how to buy a house but it looks like Bosscat got'cha covered.

>>144037909
And here I was hoping they were going pure for their eb, and then would be corrupted once more.

>>144037823
Bangs
>>144037902
I'm on ather, i can travel to any world there minus farie and gilga.

>>144037909
I remember when he was young and pure; now he's nothing but a dirty whore.

>>144038173
>>144038054
You did this /vg/ you corrupted another soul never get me though I will stay pure in Balmung whether I have to hide in my room all day. You took my friend but you'll never take me

>>144038169
Gridiana inn, Sarg.

>>144037418
>Except mnk pld drg is a better comp for prog compared to nin drg drk in midas due to mitigation and safety trumping the menial dps checks that barely exist.


Are you talking about people who have just started Midas progression last week, after 12 weeks of Lore, or something?

Because otherwise, the DPS checks in Midas for every fight other than A5S (prior to the A6S nerf) were a good deal more stringent than they ever were in First, Second, or Final Coil. That's not ballbustingly hard, but it's definitely not so "menial" that it was ever worth taking a PLD (except MAYBE in A7 due to Uplander) or dropping your NIN for the sake of incredibly marginal gains to "safety".

>le im pure
>le corruption

Your characters are not real. They do not have sex, much like yourselves IRL

>>144038552
My fetish is de-corruption.

I MISS 1.0, BROS

>>144038507
yes, menial

A6S didnt require sephirot weapons on week 1, A8S had a monk taken with them for mantra and Layla even commented that a PLD would have probably been better.


A7S is the only semi-hard DPS check in midas, and DV, stoneskin, cover, hallowed, halone, mantra, fists of earth + blood bath + stronger second wind for single target melee mechanics there are a lot and not losing the -int down is a really strong gain.

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>>144036445
IT WAS THE WARRIOR ALL ALONG.

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I've always wanted to pull this face off but I could never get it right. What should I do to it? Any suggestions? Be brutal if you need to.

(Savage)

>>144037114
Idk my man, aside from dealing three whole babyfarts in damage, getting it up the ass in tp, being generally weak and being leagues behind the other two tanks sorta added up.

>>144037256
Yes.

>>144037418
sorry swabs, I just don't know really anything about midas. Was too concerned with finding a job to really follow it. I was pretty much making a shot in the dark based on how shit used to perform. Not that it matters to me, I ditched tanks for whm

>>144038173
>>144038424
literally who the fuck are you

if you were my friend you'd know it's 99% jokes

>maintenance lasts 1 whole day
why do you do this to me square enix

>>144038482
I'm in.

>>144038875
You don't know anything about Gordias either. Stop posting.

>>144037641
Are you back to midlander?

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>>144037285
AV is always fun to do. It amazes me how quickly people sway away from it.

>>144039450
I think it's alright. I don't mind helping people at all with it but I don't like it too much since randoms fuck it up a lot.

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>>144039374
Not yet.

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>Want to start stockpiling Botany shit to level crafting
>check how much Ill need on CAAS
>1,756 Cotton Bolls
>1,723 Flax
>1,260 Rainbow Cotton Bolls
>4,000+ Lightning Shards
GOOD
FUCKING
GOD

>>144039373
Hey now, I did a1s. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Heya ded thread.

https://www.captionbot.ai/

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>>144039450
Does this look familiar?

>>144036247
>2nysoph
Wonderful. spitroasting by the two when?

>>144034792

wait a fucking minute, whoever you are you stole my outfit

>>144039849
Yeah, that's from last year when I roomed with 2hus during con.

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>You land an Illuminati perch measuring 57.1 ilms!
Go t'Hell!

>>144039450
I have yet to understand what's so off-putting about Aurum Vale. Simple-ass mechanics, what little there even are. Then again, the same could be said of Midas AND YET..

>>144039804
You on Gilgamesh?

>>144039849
>>144040021
>Nys is a gross weeb

You don't say

>>144040021
I'm sure the thread would like to see the rest of the picture, Tito.

>>144039804
What the fuck are you trying to level with, jesus christ

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>>144040051

>>144040362
Eat ass nerd

>>144039804
To be honest that stuff takes about 2h each to gather.

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>>144040543
friendly in game :)
dont bully shrek :)

>>144038507
a7s was barely a dps check, and the reason a6s took so long to clear wasn't because of any dps check at all. a8s is really no different either

>>144039450
thank you for coming

>>144040362
Is this really the whole thing? I just don't get what happened here.
Is this some sort of orchestrated meme? Was Shrek in on it?

>>144038507
>all of this wrong in one post
there it is
the tyyne

>>144040051
No.

>>144040194
Thats for Weaver. Weaver takes literally 4k+ Lighthning shards and 1k+ of their raw materials tto level. No other profession needs that many shards.

>>144040506
Its still a lot of shit to gather (especially mob-based drops like diremite webs). Especially shards.
Is it a detriment or a bonus that like 25% of all of those ingredients you gather are HQ? Youd think you would want it all to be NQ so you get more exp from filling the GQ bar yourself while youre crafting but I dunno how to weight that with low level materials for low level crafting recepies were youre struggling to HQ shit as it is.

>>144038875
>I don't really know anything, I was just commenting based on how it used to be
Why post in the first place then dumbass
>>144039373
Be fair, Ada is really good at regurgitating what he heard from people who actually play the game. He's basically a degenerate version of Shyvana.

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>>144040124
>he doesn't drink copious amounts of alcohol and pass out in hallways in cosplay.
Shit's pretty fun man.

>>144040714
No problem.

>>144041014
>Be fair
To idiots who don't know anything? No.

>>144041034
>crossdressing
Must be a cutey.

>>144041034
>ywn go to a con with nysoph
why draw breath

>best A5S run yet
>still can't break top 200

fuck

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>>144041034
I like that cosplay. Why not give everyone a better look?

>>144040941
you can buy a lot of the bolts and thread from the sylphs, it'll save you most of that.

>Thaliak Caiman clearly biting
>POWERFUL HOOKSET!!
>You're mine!
>The fish gets away...

Post cute girls in suits.

>>144041530
Eliminated

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>>144041628
90% of my fishing experience is yelling at fish for being jerks.

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>>144040543
Not Shrek

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>>144041624
Thats fine and all but I wanted to gather them myself. Im always buying shit, now I wanted to earn it with the sweat of my brow.
Oh well. Any good podcasts to listen to while I deforest half the world?

>>144041939
Not him but I still think Superbestfriendcast is relevant even if its gone downhill.

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>>144041530
>going as the old hag Yukari
>not the beautiful and lovely Keine

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>>144040849
Wrong poster, anon. Besides, one of the reasons why I am switching to MCH for Midas was so I can assist with mitigation.

>>144042139
Was I just in a party with you?

I referenced the song in party chat.

>>144042292
there it is

the aspergo

>>144042484
there it is

the ultrash

>>144040018
Who? Can I see

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>tfw still no penpal

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>>144042176
I usually just listen to the co-optional podcast so I thought this would be a good chance to discover a good podcast. I can always just leave dansgaming or some other stream in the background.

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>>144042435
I don't think so
But I just found that game at the saucer and that anxious face to make the shot reminded me of that song

>>144042551
Ultrash was a mistake. We must build a wall to keep them out. Make /xivg/ great again.

But on a more serious note, the thread would be in a much better state without their shenanigans.

>>144042885
I guess it's just a frightening coincidence, then.

>That butt pic from earlier
I'm not gay... but I wanna grab and fondle each cheek while I hotdog that ass with the panties still on while sucking on their neck...
Fuck you guys...

>>144042702
We can be faxfriends

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>>144043116
send me a tell in-game....

>>144043116
Embrace the gay, fool.

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It's night time.
Can I be an avatarfag now?

>>144042626

nO

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>>144043116
>tfw my EB is a huge sub and i always act dom around him
>secretly a huge sub and want this done to me but know he wouldn't be into it

>>144043537
WHO DIS

>>144043312
Maybe in an hour.

>>144043565
Most people can get off to just imagining what they want done to them as a sub in the dom role

I mean you're text fucking anyways so its not really a big deal who says it

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Post the initials of your crush RIGHT MEOW

>>144043614

FUNK YU

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>>144043565
sexual compatibility is very very important

whenever you get bored of not indulging be sure to send me a tell

>>144043762
WHO!!!
IDK WHO I STOLE FROM!! I SWEAR

>>144043778
Is that an open invitation...

>>144043778
Never ever. I love my EB!

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>>144043756
dont need to

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>>144043851
You can love someone more than anything else in the entire world and still feel utterly unsatisfied

I'm only offering to fulfill your desires

>>144043825
depends on with who SO NOT YOU IF THIS IS WHO I THINK IT IS CUT IT OUT

>>144043756
VA

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>>144043778
>>144043984
>encouraging unfaithfulness
move

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can anyone tell me how fates work? do they have a set spawn timer or are they based on how many people are in the area completing them?

>>144044063
>unfaithfulness
IT'S
A
FUCKING
VIDEOGAME

>>144043984
Not everyone is willing to cheat on their partner the minute they don't get what they want.

Can 2 super subs find love together

>>144043756
EF

>>144043984
Why should I...

>>144043756
SK

>>144044390
Awena stop being thirsty

>>144043756
>tfw no one will ever post your initials

>>144043756
RC

>>144044504
The only thing I thirst for is memes...

>>144043756
S.K.

I wasn't a believer until I saw the butt. Wew lad, what an ass

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>>144044140
by the way he was talking about his EB it definitely makes it out as if he's in a relationship with them

>>144044517
i've only had someone post mine once

>>144043756
AV

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>>144044063
>>144044145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a9kknSiXu7

>>144044390
because STOP

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how's your night going?

>>144043756

F.A

>>144044652
that wasnt sugi. they were white

>>144044681
Plus I'm already friends with you and I've talked to you multiple times, I'm not interested!

I love my EB!

>>144044628
I got a big meme 4U
*Unzips*

Post handsome male characters RIGHT NOW
Bonus if a bit lewd

>>144044134
Yes and yes.
Most FATEs spawn randomly at a short period of time while special boss FATEs have a set spawn timer. Usually about 30-45 mins.

Difficulty is scaled based on how many people did it the last time, although the mobs just become damage sponges really.
A bit retarded, which is why FATEs suck.

Would you still play FFXIV if c@ts were furries, auras wer lizard people and roes were elephant men?

>>144044720
Selzh please post cute cats you've encountered.

>>144044886
Yeah, I'd just play a Midlander.

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>>144043824

ill never forget

>>144044652
Apparently that was Elk, so now I'm pretty hot for Elk bussy.

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>>144044879
I apologize if you dont like melezens.

>>144044886
Roes would be more like uglier ogres.
Also not really. It would attract all the disgusting furries and scalies.

How likely will that new two seater flying mount be a Gold Saucer thing to buy?

>Elezens incoming
Stop my dicks starting to get sore

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>>144044879
Does soul-crushed count as handsome?

What's the quickest way to log onto the game when maintenance hits? Is it possible to keep the client running on the server select screen so I don't have to type out my password?

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>>144044871
you don't type like any of my friends

probably somebody forgettable...

either way i respect your decision

>>144044681
Sorry.......


>>144044873
weird...

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>>144045204
Fuck Elves, post cats.

>>144045227
How would you download the patch? Just open a tab for the server status page on the Lodestone and check it every few minutes.

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>>144044886
Let's be real, nothing would really change save for people now being asked to post knots, cloacas, and protruding foreheads.

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>>144045213
you made a handsome elezen
and your angry ra is handsome too

>>144045227
No. You need to log out and download the patch, then wait for the servers to start up before you can get in.

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>>144044879

>>144045346
Thank goodness for a second there I was gonna change that's for getting my dick limp partna'

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>>144044879
\ ( ･ω･ ) ﾉ

>>144045281
That's because I often alternate how I type.

I'm typing like this right now when I'd normally be typing completely different to you in-game.

Wait, so with the release of the 3.3 trailer there's no more for them to reveal until patch day?

>>144045607
We'll probably get preliminary patch notes, but that's it.

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>>144045000
Looks better on myou desu
Nice trips
>>144045505
Is this who I think it is? I need to get to sketching you, girl.

>>144045505
He's okay. I tried to get rid of the permanent frown but it didn't quite work as well as I'd hoped.

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>>144044879

>>144045679
When do we usually get those? Seven days is a long time.

>>144045751
Thanks for the laugh, anon.

>>144045751
>>144045573
Big
Loveable
Roegadyn

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>>144045576
If we actually have each other added in game then i definitely know who this is even though we never talk and only spoke a couple times

if not then dunno.

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>>144044879
Handsome and rude?

Hey guys I'm running to the store does anyone want anything?

I'm making chicken tacos tonight so make sure you show up early at around 8 or so.

>>144045920
I think we get them Friday.

>>144046010
Meow Meow
Join the void
Meow Meow

>>144046048
Thank you.

>>144042702
i would be your penpal if you were on gilgamesh

>>144046006
How are you fairing with your new static?
Do you like them or hate them?

>>144046141
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
HE SHOULD STAY AS A HOT AND SEXY HYUR MAN

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>>144044904
i have way too many photos of these.

>>144046241
Why stay a man when there are no straight cats for him? Embrace the meowing void

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>>144045130
Anon the furries and scalies are already here, they just dont have enough material to get their full fix.
You can have furry/monstrous races without the entire comunity becoming furries, just look at Charr.
Id love it if FFXIV´s next expansion was something that wasnt "Monster Girl Light" but Im scratching my head as to what it could be since it needs to have cute girls and handsome guys for the japanese players to buy it.
Id love an insect-themed race or maybe they could just make cute cyclopses and call it a day.

>>144046371
I'll be a straight cat girl for him..

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>>144044879
Highlanders

>>144046336
post more?

>>144046336
>tfw you never got a hug from Selzh

sigh

>>144045491
I think a protunding forehead would make quite a few male roe models look better. At least they would look different.

>>144046464
Not happening and you know it.

>>144046006
If you know who this is, message me in-game.

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>>144045712
are my posts that recognizable? i guess its the au ra male thirst that gives me away

also, regardless of you not being THE MOST HANDSOME EYEBROW HUSBANDO EVER, your midlander is as cute as a button ;-;

>>144045734
you just have to accept the permafrown if you wanna be an au ra, unfortunately, i think the grumpiness is pretty cute though

>>144046198
Last time I went to a new server for someone they disappeared as soon as I got there...

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>>144044879

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>>144046631
Hey man I can see cyclopes happening if they wanna go the humanoid route yet again but dont want to do the "make human and glue animal bits on them".
It would at least be original and they can make it look good..

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>>144046517
>>144046010
>No handsome beefy bara bodyguards
Life's hard.
>>144046682
Ya. I might log onto balmung to say hi and get to know in a few you cause we've been on the hunt for cute aura boys for like.. ever? God save us I'll find you I hope but I don't know your IGN just your ra.
I LOVE MY AURA TOO DONT GET ME WRONG I just hated the glamour pains. I like being a female avatar much too much. Midlander is just me getting kinda back to my roots with these absurd amounts of fantas shoved in my purse.

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>>144044879

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>>144046682
Im always am amazed by the sheer height diference between the two genders.

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>>144046674
Nah I don't feel like even checking in case I'm wrong :^)

but i'm 95% sure

>>144046231
raiding is ok

they're fun

i like them

faring

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>>144046336
wont Selzh come hug me sometime

>>144047057
>I'm totally right
>B-B-BUT I WON'T PROVE IT

>>144046010
Post your cats

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>>144046682
I long ago came to terms with the fact that my elezen looks empty inside, even though it was completely unintentional. The perma-frown isn't so bad in comparison.
I felt a brief desire to go back to my Au Ra earlier this morning, but I suppressed it. Not until they fix the hips.

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>>144047203
rip head

>>144046787
i wont disappear...

>>144047296
Who needs their head, anyway?

>>144047296
this is my favorite highlander

>>144046503
Who...r u...

Should I even bother trying to make a new character on balmung? Like, is there ever a time It's available? Or should I just transfer from Faerie?

>>144047772
Transferring will be easier, honestly.

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>>144047159
Too many cats to protect anon..

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are horns goofy?

>>144047772
i just transfered to balmung, was immediate

>>144047729
I'm you'll never marry me anyway because I'll never go catgirl..

>tfw you find a voice you think is cute
>tfw you have to play a c@ for it

Well, xivg, is it time to make the grown man switch? My Xaela is home, but I'm having the cat itch. It's also a moonie

>>144047772
Unless you wanna try your luck on maintenance day, you pretty much have to transfer to get onto Balmung.

>>144047917
No I want one,
is there one available for SCH or all classes?

>>144047893
Okay. It's been a while since I played. When is maintenance? And what's top ilvl now? What's acceptable ilvl for the new endgame raids? My ninja is i186.

>>144048194
moonies are best

>>144048295
I think highest ilvl people can get is i240. Maint is going to be pretty long for 3.3, June 6th to June 7th.

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>{/psych}

>>144043756
SD

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>>144048283

you could use ultima horns or the ones from golden saucer?

>>144048420
best sluts, agreed

>>144049350
not sluts, cutes

>>144048420
At being shit! Suns a best

>>144048813
And I thought you were a master fisher, isntead you were a novice. Dissapointment.

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>>144049638
All fishers are novices, because we're always and forever learning something new in the great wide world of fishing.

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good night xiv

>>144049820
Goodnight boypussy~

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>>144049820
sleep tight, pupper

>>144049589
cute sluts that were made for taking miles of dick

>>144049820
nn cutie

>>144049820
Good night, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser.

>>144050047
go back to cat you gay piece of shit

>>144049806
You have inspired me to take up fishing. Ill be seeing you in the nearest pond, hunting for those undiscovered fishing locations and constantly checking with the weathergirl.

>>144049820
goodnight cutie
i love you
honestly youre probably the best poster here

>>144050051
this is falseflag

>>144050123
Shut your mouth you loser. Shan is great as Au Ra

>tfw FC buffs will be purchasable with GC seals for individual use in 3.3
Even less of a reason to be in one. Just need airships in personal houses and we're good.

>>144050186
That's not Ada

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>>144050137
ugly

>>144050274
Have you looked at that? It's literally a copy-pasted color scheme from his old character, literally uses the most generic face, the one that's easiest to make good, and yet still just looks "okay"

It's shit, just like him. Fuck off.

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>>144049638
Did all my questions about how to fish somehow give you the impression I was a master?
I'm an expert Lumberjack, anon.. At least I like to think I am.

>>144050337
ugly

>>144050326
Source?

>>144050337
really ugly

>>144050337
ugly

>>144050337
completely hideous

I want Elk orbiters to leave. If he didn't have a big cock you would hate him like the rest of us.

>>144050550
I like him but wish it was smaller.

>>144050410
>>144050514
>>144050542
>>144050546
Holy shit calm down Bruce is gonna have a meltdown and make delusional posts because he thinks his chars aren't horrible

>>144050385
Oh I didnt read what you were writing I just saw you posy yourself fishing and asumed.
Who but masters would show themselves practicing their craft?

>>144050550
it's a meme

>>144050337
heyyyy brucie boy hahhahahhaahahhhahha

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what does this mean

>>144050137
Cute xaela. Got a folder or take requests?

>>144050752
xferred or deleted their char

>(Guy that wants help) 29, 24 3.7 sea of clouds
>(Me) Ctrl - Right-click the position
>(Me) Or if you're already there, type < pos >
>The party has been disbanded.

>>144050752
they xferred or deleted their character

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>>144050410
>>144050514
>>144050542
>>144050546
ugly

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>>144050823
im not even ingame so i cant do the 2nd part
i dont have a folder sorry

>>144050337
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>144050945
I thought you were going to sleep you jerk...