/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Mammoth Patriot is crazy underrated.

>suspension travel for days
>non-existant front overhang, can climb vertical walls head on
>more like H1 than H2
>rare, even gta-kiddos don't think it's cool
Put offroad tires under it and it's a beast.

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the only reason i keep molotovs on me is for when i see animals and stuff i think

3rd for previous edition in op

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From the portfolio of R*s lead texture mapping software engineer. Uploaded today.

>>144010550
Kys, the sandking is better in every aspect, but you need your special-snowflake hipster-mobile

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>>144011518

>>144010550
Patriot is a slightly worse performing, but 4door Kalahari

When are we gonna get some promotions?

>>144011768
LIBERTY CITY DLC CONFIRMED

>>144011518
>liberty city again already

please no

>>144011974
They have nothing in common, patriot is a heavy truck with long suspension travel and kalahari is a ultralight bath tub with tiny tires and 0 suspension. They are very different in their off-road aspect.

>Vice City Never
why, J*? Don't you want my shekels?

>>144011518
>>144011768
I'm expecting 10s of videos from MrAss with his shitty commentary and speculations.

>Liberty City again
Honestly I'm really excited. GTA IV's city felt so alive and well thought out, so I can't even begin to imagine it updated with V's graphics. I'm so excited actually holy shit
>NIKO
Who couldn't be excited to see that Slav again

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>>144011518
https://adepage.carbonmade.com/projects/2604545/20897089

>>144012779
You haven't driven the Kalahari then.

>Kalahari has live axles like patriot, giving great travel

>Kalahari has huge (reletive) torque, as long as you manage wheel spin you can go up anything

>Kalahari has 50/50 power distribution like patriot

>Kalahari has shorter wheel base, giving it the same angles as patriot

The Kalahari has no offroad handling penalty, which makes for its weight on bushes

>>144013060
It's just 4's city on 5's engine.
It still has outdated textures/models/etc.
Aka you could probably do this, it's like that Vice City map someone made for 5.

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>>144013334

>>144013774
This doesn't look like GTAIV at all. Where's the misery?

>>144014023
Move the assets you have, then update and modify after the fact.

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Best hypercar.

Has there ever been a Osiris shitter? No there hasn't.

Sweetspot of hypers, costs 2M but T20 came right after so all kiddies steered towards it instead.

Also Adder is cool again, love the unique engine sound.

>>144014023
Aside from the fact that it was posted by a current R* employee what you stated is for the most part true. It will likely be (part of) a single player DLC. The post was probably a preemptive portfolio update in preparation for some sort of announcement @ E3. I wonder if he was even allowed by R* to upload this stuff or just figured the announcement would be happening in a week so fuck it.

>>144014640
I'll enjoy my Voltic.

>>144014715
It's probably just a side project he was messing with.
I remember like a month back some guy was doing the same thing but he wasn't an Rockstar employee.

>>144014640

I like the looks of the Entity myself, but I see the appeal of the Osiris.

>>144014640
>Has there ever been a Osiris shitter? No there hasn't.
You're wrong on that though.
There were Osiris shitters everywhere until Ill gotten gains 2 came out and released an even more expensive shitmobile.

Anybody got a good recommendation for a menu to customize cars with? I'm interested in making unique colors, modding cars (e.g. changing paint on mexican tornado & sovereign) and changing body styles.

Thanks

>>144014640
So it's official with supers

>God tier

Adder: high power, low grip, loads of fun

Osiris: circuit car handling, Huayra body, gull wings

Zentorno: cheapest competitive super, and only one with oversteer

Bullet: it's a muscle car

Voltic: wwhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr

>Shit tier

Entity XF: baby needs highest grip values in game to take turns without spinning out

Sultan RS: JDM a cute, CUTE

T20: muh fastest car, muh most expensive car, muh 0.167s improvement

Turismo R: I'm not like those other supers

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>>144012779
>kalahari is a ultralight bath tub with tiny tires and 0 suspension

>0 suspension

>>144017437
Yeah, zero.

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If there isn't at least one new garage slot coming with this update R* are out of their collective minds. 6 total properties is beyond reasonable considering that would almost allow for one garage of each vehicle class.

>>144017910
How the fuck do you use 60 car slots?
I couldn't fill the original 3 properties max and here you are complaining about not being able to store more than 60 cars.

>>144017685
Post suspension travel/articulation then

>>144018076
>Original 3
kek

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STOP PUTTING SHIT IN MY FACE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MAP

>Recording
AAAAA

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So why can null complain about menu users when they have a purple mariachi?

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>>144017006
Magoo approves

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>>144018874
>Riding bike with controller
>Try to expand map while pedaling
>"Saving clip"
>"Saving clip"
>"Saving clip"
>"Saving clip"

>>144017006
There's nothing wrong with turismo

>>144019364
>that burrito
Give it a gold trim.

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Never ever ;_;

>>144020789
We need more super cars desu

>>144020789
Kill yourself

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Just had a chunk of my ass blown off 2bqh

>>144019060
I was given that car by one of nicer gtags.

are there any noticeable differences performance-wise between the sentinel xs/convertible and the oracle/oracle xs?

thinking about getting an oracle and alos trading my sentinel xs for a convertible one

>>144021460
>/gtag/
>nice

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i like you guys. dont go to the pacific standard bank tomorrow

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>There are people who want to work for Devin Weston in Online
He's just gonna jew you out of your payday every single time.
Deathwish best ending

>>144021501
Big difference in performance. The Zion looks like the sentinel but is faster, and the Zion hardtop and Zion convertible have the same performance

>>144023072
I just want some new missions from anybody.

How much cash does /gtag/ have in their bank right now? I'm at a mere 1 mil...

>>144025702
$6,185,174
I just haven't really wanted to buy anything.

>>144023110
I meant like differences between the sentinel and sentinel xs

and then again between the oracle and oracle xs you know what i mean?

like not between the 3 ubermacht vehicles

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>>144025702
14M

I might sell my fleet of swag cars which should put me back at 17M

>>144025702
like 5.1 mil

might try to grind for that young update throughout the week though

>>144023072
I mean the online protag has worked for other antagonists from singleplayer like Martin or the IAA so why not?

I wouldn't mind doing stuff for some of the strangers & freaks characters t b h

Yo, does anyone here wanna do race trading? Add me on SC- TLegacy1G (pc)
I'm on the pc gtag

>>144025880
I said the normal and XS versions have huge performance gaps. If you want a sporty convertible, get the Zion.

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>>144021501
>>144023110
Funny you should ask. I traded my Oracle for Oracle XS and my Sentinel convertible for a Zion convertible a while ago.

Oracle XS (the old one) is faster than Oracle. The appeal of the old Oracle XS lies in that it has very fast acceleration which isn't shown in any game stats.
Truly a hidden gem, keep it stock looking with a black or silver paint job, keep the rims stock and don't tint the windows and you got the best sleeper in the game.
You can lower the suspension to the middle option for a slighly better cornering.

And what goes for the 2 doors, Sentinel XS = hardtop is a lot faster than the convertible but even the the XS is pretty slow compared to anything in the game. The convertible version is very slow, even if you buy it for the retractable hardtop, it is painfully powerless and the engine sound like it has a limiter.

Both Sentinels are very gimped in GTA V and they are nowhere near being a performance vehicle or BMW M3 they should be. I wouldn't be surprised if they had fucked up something in the vehicle stats like they did with the new Banshee 900RR before it was patched.

I would highly recommend the Zions, they are miles ahead the Sentinel in handling and performance. People keep telling that convertible is faster than XS hardtop. And I think Zion is better looking. But both Sentinel and Zion are very soulless vehicle like truly Germans, they are extremely bland and lack any excitement. And this is coming from a person who likes them.

Anyway I would get a Zion convertible and a Oracle XS if I was you.

Pic related, NPC tuned rare Sentinel u can find on streets and sell for 15k.

>>144025702
Around 80M and I got everything I could ever want, all garages filled with fully modded cars, almost all planes and pegasus vehicles purchased, yacht, two houses, etc.

I have played since release so I don't see it as a problem. After few hundred hours no one should be playing for money, with all this cash grab content there is no shame in accepting hacker money. I pity the people who think they are saints and say hacker money is bad. It's absolutely crazy when they release a millions costing vehicle and it takes 10 hours of your life to gain access to this one trick gimmick of a cashgrab.

>>144023110
The Sentinel XS should've been the previous gen Sentinel XS from IV just like the Zion XS is the previous gen of the normal Zion.

>>144026514
Sent you a FR, be on in a minute.

>>144026827
>Zion XS is the previous gen of the normal Zion.
Are you talking about Oracles? Because both Zions are the same model, other is just convertible.

>>144026827
And by Zion I mean Oracle.

>>144025702
$1.8 mil.
And then another $36 mil on my alt.

>>144026874
Cool, got the lobby ready with the supposed best map.

Can I get a link to both discords?

>>144027227
No, Flynn.

>>144027227
https://discord.gg/0yiNSK46sWo4Lvs5

>>144026624
Thanks for the help senpai
I'm gonna keep my Sentinel XS then and maybe get an Oracle XS later since I don't really dig the looks of the Zion t b h

Hopefully they'll add more bmws in this new update

>>144025702
83 million
i hope this update has some good content so i can use some of it

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>>144028194
>more bmws
Only if they bring back the Rebla.

>>144013031
And it starts... what a big fucking surprise.

>>144029596
what do you expect from the guy who made 10 videos in 2 days about those 3 screenshots we got last friday

>>144025702
9.2 mil
I don't have a yacht yet

>>144026790
That's half of the fun
There's obviously no value to the things when they're so easy to get

why is there no gta smut?

>>144029596
Here's a tl:dr of his video for those who don't want to give him views.
>calls Middle Park "Mirror park"
>randomly pulls "It's cancelled guys" out of his ass repeating it over and over
>said that the screenshot at >>144011518 was just a port some random nobody made with "gtaiv assets" completely ignoring the new models, textures and different terrain

COME ON OVER OVER
COME ON OVER OVER

>>144025702
$2075
;)

>>144025702
Enough

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>>144025702

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>>144025702
around 10mil
i always have 10 on me for updates and hate being below it

We need a Vice update. Various items from VC like the Undercover Cheetah, Deluxo, Oceanic(With Topless Variant), Hermes, and Military Patriot, weapons like the M60, Ruger, LAW rocket launcher, etc.

>Sightless comes back for all of twenty minutes then leaves

Why do you hate us, Dad?

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>>144028639

>>144035073
literally who

>>144034963
that's one fresh idea!

>>144035141
Fresh or not it's way better than "Add another super car and a house"

>>144034963
>We need a Vice update.
No we don't. We need GTAVI in Vice City already.

When do you guys think we'll hear about GTAVI? It took 3 years to even get the trailer for V. Think we're up for an announcement in the next 6 months or so?

>>144035809
Nope. It'll be for PS4.5

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>>144035073

Sorry man, I have things going on. I'll be back now that new content is on the way to suffer through it with you all, just like old times.

>>144035139

It's a mystery

>>144031932
Oh, trust me, it's out there.

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>tfw hustling niggas on golf online

ez money

>>144031932

There is and it's fairly shit. It's either OC stuff or three pieces of SFM loops involving Michael's daughter.

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>>144036359
sup Horris

>Everyone is coming back for the new update
Finally maybe /gtag/ will be fun once again

>>144037179
for at least a day it will be.

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>>144037179

Always a fun time with /gtag/ once everyone is on and people start doing whatever comes to mind.

With luck the new update will bring more things for us to do aside from push randoms into garbage cans. not saying we wont still do that but a change of pace, even for a short time, is always nice

>>144037179
>Zaturn isn't back yet
RIP

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6th garage when?

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>>144038462
what the fuck hahaahahah
just when you think this game is JUST enough it gives you another reason to ridicule it

>>144038287
June 7th

>>144038462
>>144038726
Samson's a modder. It's broke because he modded the car with a menu.

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>>144038901
no one gives a fuck you're weak
fuck off snitch

>>144038901
>this mad

Kurugii pls leave, i literally did nothing to you

>>144038901
why was samson let back into the crew again?

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Hello /gtag/ the brawler is fun

Have you got yours yet?

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>>144039461
damn right i do

>>144039461
You're half a year late. We all bought it and sold it after we realized it was complete shit offroad.

Whats the best low profile off the radar cars?

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How to get a personal defense force in the thread the easy way.

Step 1. Do things that show off how amazing your ability to use a menu someone else made is
Step 2. Give people in /gtag/ cash

Congratulations you now have your own personal defense force in the thread that will show up whenever you shitpost.

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>>144040171
>this buttblasted at scriptfags

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>>144039101
i am currently filling in for higgus and crime

there must always be a shitterking

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>>144040260
>defending menushitters

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>>144040291
>filling in for higgus
he aint coming back

ITT Kids 4 years late discover that there's menufags in the crew.

Dis gon be gud.

>>144040483
This shit's common knowledge, you don't have to defend them just because they're in the crew.

>>144040587
What if they claim to be girls?

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>>144040349
i aint defending anyone faggot
its a game
i just play it and laugh at fags like you who take it too seriously
reply to this and you're a bigger faggot than higgus

>>144040648
Then you call them a faggot for pretending to be a girl.

>>144040587
Nor do we have to attack them. This has been made clear over the years but you're just a moralist newfag.

>>144040715
kys

>>144040876
you're a bigger faggot than higgus

>>144034439
that's a pretty paint combo, mind sharing?

>>144041001
kys

>>144037029
no

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>>144041284

>>144041419
kys

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>>144041450

>>144041582
kys

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>>144041779

>>144041902
kys
stop avatarfagging, it's bannable

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6th garage when?

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>>144042209
like i give a fuck
call the cops

>>144042295
kys

>>144042240
30 minutes

which menus work now?

>>144043229
kill yourself

>>144042240
>june 7th update will give you a car showroom front
>you can store up to 50 cars in that building
>you will also be able to move all the contraband inside those cars like that mission where you get cars to Devin Weston
>1 person drives the Trailer that carries the cars, other 3 of the organization will protect it
>screencap this

>>144043372
my dick m8

>>144043372
>it's been 3 years, and we're still working for people.

>>144042240
aside from the paint job it just looks like other cars already in the game

why bother?

>>144043524
>What is VIP update

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>>144043529
that was the point

Does shooting the cameras at the Pacific bank do anything

>>144045001
It makes them fall down.

>>144045337
durr I mean in the followup

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3 out of 4 people in this pic are gone...

>>144045545
okay

>>144045545
good riddance, now lets get rid of the fourth one too

>>144045545
One's dead, one's dying in bootcamp and the other's disappeared into the confines of the planet.

>>144045694
Anon pls, not me

>>144045545
Us oldguard huh

>>144045545
Literally and the whos

>>144046005
Relax, he's talking about me, not you.

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>>144040037
Souped up vanilla Primos are pretty good and low key.

>nobody on
>modders everywhere
update with 6th garage when?

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>>144046747
i love using the oracle xs for low key

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>>144046747
Post Primos.

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>>144047106
I use that too. Lots of sedans are great for this, really.

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>>144047361
M8 i love you
oracle is nice too, but the xs feels better

>tfw I have no low profile cars
I mean, Tornado?

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>making a race
>editing description
>type out fairly descriptive and enticing description
>FORBIDDEN DESCRIPTION
>game wipes what I typed
>test words to see what happened
>mfw "roughshod", "shoddy", and "patchwork" are all fucking forbidden

>>144050778

for what purpose

>>144050778
Oh and "meth" apparently. What the absolute flying fuck is wrong with R*?! Were THEY on meth when making this?!

>>144050778
Shod and patch are b&. Shod is an insult in some shithole country and patch is used by those forced meme maps.

>>144050778
>not making descriptions fight, kill

What is the point of forbidden words in a Grand Theft Auto game anyway?

>>144051043
It's a Sanchez race. No fighting involved.

>>144051053
So we don't offend niggers. Remember the last time gtag offended a nigger?

>>144051253
if by niggers you mean Australian attorneys then yes

I've lost all interest in creating a race now. This is so god damned annoying.

>>144050778
>NullProphet
Fuck outta here

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>>144052317
Got the wrong person; the wrong person on an anonymous image board, mimd you.

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Thanks to the anon that did some highway racing with me. Shit was hella fun.

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>only two Porsche's have ever been in the GTA universe
>like 9 different Ferrari's added in this game alone
>at least 5 different Corvettes
>still just the Comet

I guess you could argue the Rocoto too. But that's an ugly ass SUV.

More Porsche's R*!!!

>>144054434
roccoto is alright
still no idea why it wasn´t a pfister
the back of the entity xf is carrera gt inspirded though
fuck that new aventador/lykan
give us more pfister r*
or anything that isn´t ferrari or lamborghini

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>>144054802
This guy gets it.

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>>144054802
forgot pic

>>144054434
No more god damned supers or sports; especially not some hideous Porche.

More muscle, off-road and trucks.

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>>144054434
>Literally the same for 50 years
Gee i wonder why they only added one.

Wouldn't say no to a 'Comet Classic' though.

Inb4 959 fags. It was ugly.

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>>144054989
to each there own anon
i would like more muscle cars, sedans, the works

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>>144054989
>Porsche
>hideous
>more muscle and offroad

>>144055197
>Porsche
>not hideous
Greetings, King of the Plebs.

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>>144055124
but they look nice

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>>144054920
Is your dad a weekend gayboy?

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>>144054434

>>144055197
Are you implying they're not the ugliest thing on 4 wheels?

Besides, sports cars are boring. They go fast and that's it. I want more vehicles that don't just have perfect handling. With supers/sports the most you have to be careful of is not gunning it over hills or they'll go flying. Meanwhile, muscle cars are more prone to slide out from under you on turns, some of them have some wierd weight distribution so when you crash a recovery can be devastating, but you can also use it to your advantage. For example, a tight turn with the Dukes: if you're not careful, you could let the backside drift out and spin out, but if you can manage it, then you can slide right into that turn and regain momentum in no time.

>>144056107
Figures a commoner, like you, would totally misunderstand the point.

>>144056107
They're fun, all cars are fun to drive m80's
Now put down your pitchforks

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Post handsome characters

I'll start

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>>144056489
Am I handsome or just edgy

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>>144056489

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>>144056489

>>144056668
Gay.

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>>144056489

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>>144056489

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>>144036359
>>144041380
Sup Broof.

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>>144011518
>Upload portfolio
>Accidentally leak information about next GTA game/GTA 5 expansion

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>>144037179
tfw everyone thought the game was dead a year ago and ill gotten gains made everyone come together for a few days before being ded again

>>144058163
fuck off
i dont need these feels

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>>144058163

>>144057278
For you, maybe

>>144058310
oh god
thats my silver stirling
fuck you man
i didnt need this nostalgia

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

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>>144058310
>>144058163
>these are literally the only good times in the history of /gtag/

>Quick Join a contact mission
>End up in a deathmatch lobby
I don't even

>>144058476
>There are pcucks who actually believe this

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>>144058264
>>144058429
>>144058476
Embrace the knife turning in the wound.

What's the current best way to raise strength?

>>144058778
Start a Gerald mission and go punch the people on the beach for half an hour

>>144058476
Everything went to shit after christmas imo

>>144058778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF18b4YrxxY

>>144058896
Post rare blaters.

>>144058678
>consolebabbies in denial
"w-we are s-still relevant amirite g-guys heh"

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>tfw the only drama in the general used to be PCfags vs. Consolefags
>these were simpler times

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>>144058969

>>144059027
>>144059146

>all these fun stuff we were doing back in the day
>now its all drama and killing shitters

What happened to us /gtag/ can we fix this?

>>144059183
Remove the trannies and worthless neets

>>144059010
>missing the point this bad

>>144059290
Wow, everyone in this picture is trying way too hard to be a special snowflake.

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>>144059183
There is one way.

Abandon Blaterwanco and the circlejerk fags. Be noteable enough to create a new /gtag/crew that won't die in the first week like niggus' . You can't give Blater or any of the commisioners any authority other than membership. Bring /gtag/ into a new golden age where the namefags and dramafags will fester and die.

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>>144059227
Why are you still here?

>>144059290
>Crafty
>Joac
>Green
>Digital
>Nessi
I can't make out the rest but I am guessing literal whos

>>144059413
Ludiko is dead

Anyone got rare photos of Higgly before the safety suit saga? I'm curious what he looked like before he became a bald, crewkilling cuck.

>>144059401
>implying leadership has anything to do with the cancer going on at a systemic level within the general's userbase
>implying autistic speglords and attention whores would act any different under a different crew

Are you all that retarded? The only people that a new crew would make any difference for would be Higgus and Flynn.

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>>144058163
>>144058310
;_;

Is it we pretend gtag used to be good time already

>>144059729
The current crew only enables circlejerking, with the higher ups leading literal whos around like stray dogs.

In order for /gtag/ to actually be as enjoyable as it was before, all of those commisioners and blater and any other previous authority figure of /gtag/ needs to be stripped of any power.

I remember playing with Blater when he wasn't the leader, but a mere member of /gtag/. We'd drive around in our sultans together, and he would talk about how we was losing weight and becoming a hungry skelly who only ate Ramen.
I miss those times, fuck.

Why do people have to change for the worst

>>144059985
Does anyone with a "power role" in the crew wave their dick around and abuse it or otherwise be obnoxious about it? I don't see how that would solve anything if that's not even a problem. Most people don't even know who is what rank, and that's a good thing.

>>144059985
>I remember playing with Blater when he wasn't the leader, but a mere member of /gtag/. We'd drive around in our sultans together, and he would talk about how we was losing weight and becoming a hungry skelly who only ate Ramen.
You can still do that you just have to kill shitters with him while you chat. Crew ranks don't mean jack shit.

>>144059401
tfw i'll probably lead better but it is impossible to satisfy everyone in gtag because people tend to choose sides over even the smallest things and act like retards without considering anything

>>144060196
Blater turned into a superficial, drama-enabling asshole who took orders from anyone that barked at him. Prime example, he was close friends with Higgus before Higgus turned into that crewkilling autismo everyone has come to love to hate, and the constant badgering of people like Ya-Goo-Chie made him slowly detest someone he used to play all the time with.

Fuck powerplay in videogame communities, and fuck people who turn other people against eachother. Higgus wasn't ALWAYS a crewkilling autismo, and Blater wasn't always a weak ass who would take orders from anyone.

>>144060395
>Higgus wasn't ALWAYS a crewkilling autismo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

>>144060471
He wasn't. Do you remember Absolutmadman420?
Around the time he played, that was when he was a completely different person. I don't know what made him so negative towards to the crew to the point where he had to commit to killing them over and over, but I know that it wasn't like that from the get-go.

>>144060596
wait, absomad420 was higgus?

>>144060764
No, Absolutmadman420 was a straya.
Piggly is a bong.

>>144060395
>Blater wasn't always a weak ass who would take orders from anyone.
If anything that used to be the case and it's not the case anymore. I don't see how you can think that happened in the reverse.

>>144060395
Blater has done a good job considering what this anon >>144060269 said about it being "impossible to satisfy everyone in gtag because people tend to choose sides over even the smallest things and act like retards without considering anything" is absolutely true
Too many people here flip out over the stupidest inconsequential shit without even knowing the full story or considering all sides.

>>144060834
>stupid inconsequential shit
you mean like permabanning higgus from the crew

this might just be bait

>>144061007
Nah, pretty sure your post is the bait. Anyone that was around for the duration of the Higgus saga knows that nigga needed more than a permaban. Not only for what he did before his final ban, but what he did after, trying to destroy the crew.

>>144061007
>permabanning a crew killing scriptshitter is a bad thing
Blater does a good job leading you autistic faggots. Your only complaints are that he doesn't pander to your specific brand of autism.

>>144059957
We could always make it "jealous newfig talks about how /gtag/ never used to be good" time. You seem have that pretty well covered.

>>144061174
Blater pls

>>144060804
>>144061142

Thinking on this really made me remember where the origins of Higgus' crewkilling begun.

When crew members were acting like shits, using menyoo to troll other crew members, etc. he would kill said crew member over and over until they left the session.

When the targetted person cried to Blater, he said that there was a justified reason, and that probably enabled niggy that crewkilling was okay as long as he personally believed he was doing it to stop crew members being shits to eachother.

Only it spiralled out of control, and Higgus just killed crew members for fun and gained a taste for it.

If Blater put a leash on him earlier on, telling him it was full stop NOT OKAY to crewkill, he might have not turned out so fucked up.

>mfw Blater could probably be responsible for the fucking up of wiggly's psych

I was doing an archive binge recently and I was looking at posts which I assume were wrote by the crewkiller ; you can really see how he went from a normal /gtag/ member who just posted pictures and shit to a complete virtual sociopath.

Depth studies on autists are pretty fun, don't you think, /gtag/?

>>144061348
I am pretty sure this post is Higgus himself.

>>144061348
>tfw higgus was the hero we deserved the whole time

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>mfw the whole 360 crew finally fucked off with their sniping webums and that one with the golf club

>>144061520
could you imagine a quiet, timid skinhead sitting in his bedroom with the curtain's drawn, staring at a bright monitor, posting that long ass post about himself..

jesus, thats pretty dark.

Pls stop with the drama anons

>>144061348
>If Blater put a leash on him earlier on
He did. Have you forgotten how after higgus was told to stop he started trying to find whatever loophole he could to crewkill for no other reason than to test the length of his leash? To see how big a shitter he could be before he was reprimanded again? How he would try to frame crew members in different ways so he could run to the thread with screenshots crying about how he was crewkilled and only killed back in self defense even though everyone that was in the session with him knew he instigated the whole thing? How he did this over and over and over again every time he was kicked and let back in? Because I haven't forgotten. Neither has Blater or anyone with the power to unban him.
You're not getting back in higgus.

>>144061705
only if you drive me around in your kalahari around mount Chiliad

put a leash on me :3

>>144061348
Why does the PC crew throw such a huge fit about crew killing? On console we'd just crew kill for fun and everyone kept a lid on it or everyone just avoided them. There were never any people like higgus or peacekeeping faggots like >>144061705 around until the PC crew came around.

>>144060596
Higgus was a crew griefing menu shitter when absolut was around

Put a leash and gag on me :3

>>144061751
At this point, I doubt I want to get back in. If anything, it'd just cause another hubbub on the general, and then I'd get kicked at some later date.

The futility and inevitability of it all leaves me wondering what the point to it is.

On a postive note, that sumo session today was really fun.

sorry for posting on a trip, makes me cringe

>>144061854
Because the PC crew realizes what "crew" means.

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>>144061943
That lime is all wrong, damn

PC bros made rules against crew killing because we had other people to antagonise and have fun with. We wanted to be sure we could rely on each other to get shit done and have fun. Simple as that!

I imagine Xbox and PS users killed each other coz they didn't have others to have fun with?

Anyways. It's great how it is.

Also anon I'll give you a trip around comfy areas in my sanding xl.

>>144061916
Splintering for the umpteenth time because of gay drama? Everyone on console kept a level head without the rule and hardly anyone itt complained about crew killers until the PC port.

>>144062153
There's no actual problem in game. People just bitch here because it's funner than gta

>>144062045
I wanna see a full Granger all firing at one guy while being hauled by a Cargobob
Shame a single rocket would spell your doom tho

>>144062021
You're using that "console has no players" meme to ignore the fact that I'm speaking before the PC port was around.

>>144062150
WEEKEN SOULJAS

>>144062183
They want to be king of the autists and are mad Blater got a year term. Just ignore anyone saying Blater isn't doing a good job. Literally the only requirement is for him to promote just enough people to accept new requests. People complain about a circlejerk, but it would exist even if there was no ranks. Everyone circlejerks because they're friends.

>>144062291
I don't have a trying else to say other than things are good for the PC crew, whether or Not you think k I am a peaceful fag, lol.

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>>144062021
>there's more people on pc
lol

>>144062616
More people in the general that are on PC, that's for sure.

>>144061868
shut up null

>>144026790
>I pity the people who think they are saints and say hacker money is bad.

I don't think I'm a saint I just don't want to get banned. Maybe it's just a meme, I'm not sure, but there is no reason to pity me. I just play the game to have fun and relax, no moral agenda or opinions or anything but yes, I am scared of raining money bags that I cannot escape.

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>>144062150

>>144062475
What the fuck was this supposed to say?

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>>144062898
>he forgot to take his trip off
>hes posting about himself

holy fuck thats depressing

>>144061631 was right

>>144063085
Calm down dude, shi t.

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>>144063154
I really pitty higgy, that autist
>>144063358
I'm convinced you're either underage or retarded to some degree

>>144063154
leave me alone dude

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>>144062898
Naw, man.
You can't just humiliate yourself and then delete the post.

>>144063687
Most ppl on 4chan think that. I guess it's because I'm not an asshole like you.

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what if higgus intended to reply to his own post with the trip and then delete it, to get replies?
is it just another clever ploy for attention? a cry for help?

>>144063853
Maybe you should go back to typing out illegible shit instead of talking to me

>>144063853
Exactly, why hang out with assholes like me, like us?

Meh. I'm happy. Let's talk about GTA!

>>144064410
You're a bitch

dubs and I chop null's throat :^)

>>144065192
You wouldn't have done shit, little pussy ass bitch

I was hoping no one would say anything ever again and this general would finally die after 3+ months of no content.

>>144065301
I was hoping I would find a million dollars just sitting in my mailbox this morning.

>>144065029
Woah.....

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>finally get a rig that can handle GTA5 above 30FPS
>get exited because i get to hang out with GTA anons
>i came to late and missed all the fun

>>144065301
There's been an update every month.
Even if it's a small one there's been content pretty consistently.

>>144065707
Name the updates in the last three months please.

>>144065278
you're right, at the most I would have put a ball gag in her mouth and tie her up
plus I don't have the $2k to fly over there anyway

>>144065764
March - Slamvan Custom / Faction Custom Donk / Virgo Classic Custom
April - Tornado Custom / Minivan Custom / Bucaneer Custom / Inch by Inch Adversary Mode
May - IN&OUT Adversary Mode

Plus after about every update there's a couple event weeks which have double cash/rp on some things and a bunch of clothing.

>>144066075
What do you think I'm talking about when I'm talking about no updates?

>>144066196
You're talking about moving the goalposts when you get btfo

>>144066196
Why don't you tell me, because those sure as hell look like updates.

>>144066294
Sure as shit unsubstantial especially given every monthly update they did before Gains 2. But you're right double RP when you buy pants is an update good job post lawyer.

>>144066586
posting for the first time in this stupid argument
you asked for the updates and he listed them, the quality of said updates are irrelevant.

>>144066724
Why would anyone here give a shit for R* to fulfill the technical definition of an update? Why would anyone mean that when talking about the lack of updates?

>the quality of said updates are irrelevant
it's relevant when that's what am talking about in the conversation that I fucking started and you just jumped in on you god damned retard

>>144067000
fucking brutally owned

>>144067000
>name the updates
>(names the updates)
>uhhh no those don't fit my weird definition of an update so they don't count

>>144067164
Never said they "didn't count" just that it wasn't what I meant. Can't you read?

>>144067268
then what exactly were you asking when you asked someone to name the updates in the last 3 months you obscure fuck

>>144067529
I hoping he'd list some stealth updates that I missed, but I expected the literal interpretation of update and the list of "two cars and a game mode" month. It's not my fault you can't distinguish between what people mean by update and what update means. On a side note, I'm going to molest you in your sleep

>>144067793
>stealth updates
this doesn't happen
at most they add some content to release at a later date e.g. the christmas stuff in the executives update and the halloween stuff in the lowrider update
no shit he's not going to list something that doesn't even exist

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>>144067982
Well I do have something that leaked from the stuntman update coming in a couple months.
Maybe
No promises

>>144067982
>no shit he's not going to list something that doesn't even exist
That's exactly what I said until you came here acting like a dumbass.

>>144068121
that's a mod
but i do hope it will be in the update
>>144068254
how about you sug my benis then :D

>freemooz keeps getting into sessions through gtag friends
>keeps crashing one and freezing another instantly every time
>literally cannot play when freemoz is playing

We might have to force people to unfriend freemooz at this rate.

>>144068824
You might want to delete this so the drama faggots don't get any ideas.

>>144068824
Good fucking luck with that

>>144068928
Why? If they add him, they're gone

>>144068824
>>144069196
Where are you going to find somebody willing to constantly monitor hundreds of people's social club friends lists?

>>144069262
>View fremooz's friends
>Kick every one of them in the crew

>>144068928
>we might have to
>at this rate

It's a worst case scenario suggestion, all I am saying is this cunt is literally making it impossible for at least 2 of us to play when he's playing. He has anti-crash, too. The only reason we even got it to stop today is another gtag with a menu was host and was able to kick him.

>>144069262
see above, I seriously doubt it's even possible. But something should be done about this autist.

>>144069312
>freemoz sets his profile to private

>>144065540
Post your speccy

>>144065540
>Proud about being able to get 30 fucking FPS in a three year old game
I'd say to be happy that you're in time for GTA VI at least, but your machine is already outdated.

>>144069916
>ABOVE 30FPS
read.
also i meant everything on ultra.
not everyone has enough money to afford to upgrade their PC every year

>tfw get extremely jealous and sad when my friend has more fun with their other friends than with me

>>144069916
he said above 30fps

>>144070021
It's okay, ara. Kaz can share.