/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

naka bp

>>144005245
what is edward scissor hands doing on xiv?

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Friendly reminder to kill yourself if you use one or more of the following words:
>futa
>bussy
>cuntboy
>sissyboy
Please help your surroundings by getting rid of the trash and bring this to their attention.
Thank you for your understanding.

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Anyone trying to get pee'd on or do expert on balmung

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xth for giraffes walking into each other

>>144005450
name...?

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hello

xth for gay shit no homo

>>144005068
the hips though, that's pretty nuts. cis girls can have wide shoulders too, it's rare if XY gets hips like that.

>people still wipe in a7n and dont pay attention AT ALL

Holy shit this isnt hard

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>>144005450
dont post gross stuff...

>>144005537
Cute

>>144005537
You realize this is just going to generate more interest in Sugi, huh? That bussy is gonna be all the rage, and you'll be the odd one out.

So sad.

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Today's a good day probably because I had the day off

>>144005537
more

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>>144005471
Forgiver Forgetter

>>144005607
fight me...

Fuck 3.3. This game is dead to me. Nothing new at all. 4.1 will be the death of this game.

>>144005584
Nothing is hard, the hardest part of ffxiv is STILL finding 7 competent people.

Please fill it out.

>3 Reasons you still play Final Fantasy XIV:


>3 Reasons you still visit /xivg/:

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>>144005537

>>144005626
Great game discussion, degenerate.

>>144005771
Anima
Static
To hang out with friends

Drama
Rumors
Shitposting

>no xiv thread on /v/
>no xiv thread on /vg/

im out

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>>144005725
why...

>>144005537
Do we even know who this is?...

>>144005537
idk why but that calculus textbook in the background is makin me lose it

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>>144005537
>stop talking about this person or else i'll post more pictures OF THIS PERSON

>>144005537
I wouldn't mind forcing a few things into that ass

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>>144005537

>>144005839
Thanks
That butt is still cute

>>144005965
Sugi

>>144005771
>3 Reasons you still play Final Fantasy XIV:
cute boys
handsome lizard men
friends

>3 Reasons you still visit /xivg/:
cute boys
cute boys
handsome lizard men

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>>144005537
hooo boy
you just can't make this shit up

>>144005965
yellowed skin of the mexican sugi

>>144005626
do you realize how skeevy and cringey you look when you post shit like this
nysoph tier

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Still waiting for a bff on Balmung..

>>144006053
wait sugi is a tranny?

>>144006053
I never knew they were this kind of person.

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Godawful lack of sneering around here.

xth for sneers

>>144005771
circlejerking
raiding (???)
crafting

shitposting
attention
shitposting

>>144005537
PUFFY VULVA!!!

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>>144005965
Clearly some nerd trying to upstage me kno wot im sayin m8

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>>144005626
>guffy got all the hoes
>still a thirstlord prime


i fuckin KNEW it dude

>>144006092
that's not no mexican in existence my nigga. not even the fair skinned spanish rape baby mexicans.

>>144005935
because...

>>144005771
>I don't
>I don't
>I don't

>news
>fanart
>drama to be honest

>>144006194
speak English you white fuck. I'm not deciphering that word soup

>>144006161
That's not a sneer so much as it is what happens when a face simultaneously decides it wants to escape the hideous body it's attached to but also tries to hide itself inside the skull out of shame that someone might see it.

>>144006192
No, I don't. I don't even know who you are.

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>>144006194
but... we're friends...

>>144005771
Friends/family
I have fun
Cute catbois

Makes me laugh
Shitpost for funzies
Cute catbois/Cute lizardbois

>>144006375
A
Weener

>>144006192
literally fucking who

>>144005771
>3 Reasons you still play Final Fantasy XIV:
story
for more shit it might get, xiv is still one of the best MMOs out there right now if not the best
regular updates and i rather pay $12 a month than play a F2P where a outfit costs 15+

>3 Reasons you still visit /xivg/:
only place i can actually talk freely about the game without getting banned for the slightest thing
that's pretty much it i think

>>144006124
Don't care
>>144006194
Can't a man appreciate a cute butt?

>filter one post
>half the thread gone

And nothing of value was lost.

>>144005991
use calculus to find the dimensions of that ass

>>144006464
I'd like to appreciate your soft soles 'w'

>>144006439
>for more shit it might get,

To be fair, it pretty much doesn't get shit at all outside of 4chan or during REALLY bad content droughts like 3.1.

>>144006486
hOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooley shit SUGI IS FINISHED

>>144005771
The stories
Friends
The erp

Rumors
Drama
Entertainment

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>>144006464
no i just know you're a super huge thirst lord i dunno i had like a hunch

i'm not even hating on you either just funny that i was right lol

>>144006375
friends fight sometimes

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That's not Sugi.

I lied to you that night, I never deleted them. I don't know how we reached this point, but I'm sorry for everything. I love you Daniel.

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>>144006507
post your filters.

>>144006486
Setting the bar kinda low, huh? Why not ask for some money too or something

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>>144006685
Are you tony... or steve....

>>144005771
>The lore
>raiding
>leveling other jobs

>because I have game related questions
>because sometimes /xivg/ discusses the lore
>because I still think /xivg/ can one day become an on-topic thread

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>>144006486
>>144006703
oasdajfaogphdjfphndfmgh

>>144006703
The narrative is getting confusing. There is no way that Mauricio Chavez here has the ass in those pictures.

>>144006747
What the he'll happened to this general why are there dicks everywhere

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>>144006361
>>144006438
I have many faces

>>144006747
That looks dry as fuck

>>144006747
wew

>>144006925
Heyyy Brucie! Don't turn your face away from the grown men you lust after

Hey ;) He might even rub your feet with some baby oil, howzat sound baby boy? ;)

>>144006747
>>144006486
>>144005537
This is why I love this general.

>>144006703
>>144006486
>pretending to be androna
For what reason? Like what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?

>>144005771
I don't play anymore, I just pop into the general every couple of weeks to see if there's funny drama. Fucking jackpot today.

>>144007013
None of which I know, or care for probably.

>>144007013
wanna moisten it up for me?

So uh.

Anyone trying to get some last minute goals completed in the week before the patch?

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>chocobo racing
>some other player slightly in front of me for the whole race duration
>me and him on 1st and 2nd place
>final dash
>him at 0% stam, me at 10% ish
>but too close to the finish line no time to pass
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A 5:58 part of the song playing
>hold that W button with a grip of hell
>pass him with 0.05 seconds

Holy fuck that was fun

>>144007307
I have 45 unidentifiable items and need 35 more.

Aside from that, I have all the other items ready for the next step of the relic.

>>144007307
Trying to get 3 mil.
Only 200k away from the goal so it won't be hard.

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>>144007137
sucks to be you eh

>>144007154
ewwwwwww

>>144006703
this guy looks so done with everything

>>144007474
rylai do you like miqo'tes

>>144006685
guffy is a gigantic thirst lord but he's one of those homo dudes who only likes "traps"
he's like ippiki, but instead of female it's like
the very instant he hears a boy is even remotely feminine like has girly hands or something his thirst triggers and he immediately goes into massive creep mode

>>144007307
15/19/18/20
Finishing the blm relic
>>144006685
I'm not dating anyone right now

>>144005771
>3 Reasons you still play Final Fantasy XIV
1) In case I get into another good static whom helps me enjoy the game by playing together with them.
2) Stay in contact with the people in there.
3) Experience some funny situations.

>3 Reasons you still visit /xivg/:
1) For the very rare discussions about the game where you can talk and make constructive criticisms without triggering politically correct mods.
2) For drama-free lewdposters who are willing to share images featuring the nude mod.
3) To meet the occasional person who isn't a boring asshat to associate with.

>>144007307
Try to clear A7S, hopefully. The new group I'm in is struggling with its roster at the moment, so I guess my new goal would be getting around to levelling my DoH and DoL classes and jobs?

>>144007387
I had a player /slap me after beating them in a race before. It was amusing. Also, Redline is the shit.

>>144006996
more the dicks the BETTER
I wish it wasn't from some disgusting tranny though but from a real man

thick creampie (Savage) time?

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Better late than never!

>>144007664
there it is

>>144007645
I like normal guys too

>>144007307
Going to sell or give up my small house in lavender beds before servers go down and then try my hardest to get a specific medium

>>144007664
>>144007656
Good luck on that. Hope you guys have or had an easier time getting those crafted materials together. Took me an entire afternoon to get it done on my old server.

what does egghyur look like irl? i keep seeing her being called ugly

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>>144007745
Congrats, senpai

>>144007307
Halfway considering getting the favors to have my last few pieces of i170 gathering gear crafted, just in case it's necessary for advancing in 3.3 (or just in case it's gonna be like ARR and there won't be an upgrade to some of the accessory slots). Hard to really give a shit though; not even the 3.0/3.1 patch lulls hit me this hard, and 3.3 looks like it's going to be even worse than 3.1.

Aside from that I might finish the 3.2 main story quest just to be ready for the new stuff. Not sure on that either.

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>>144007719
Abe please just come on steam and talk to me. This was the last time we spoke. Just talk to me instead of doing this.

>>144007861
I just need to bring the mats to my buddy and they will be crafted for a pretty cheap price

>>144007474
if i buy you a fanta will you take soles pics for me

>>144007958
>3.3 looks like it's going to be even worse than 3.1.

Bullshit.

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>>144007307
Trying to anticipate what materials I'll require for the gathering armor as well as what will spike in price that I can nab.
Basically nothing, pretty chill.

>>144007934
she just looks like an average caucasian girl to me

>>144007719
who is this?

>>144008015
nice bussy

>>144007958
wanna throw some mats for that gathering gear at me homie

and some gil


please

>>144008015
Abe couldn't write a complete sentence with punctuation if his life depended on it.

>>144007474
>not knowing an ebin
I call that a gift, thank you. Let me remain in my blissful ignorance of your existence.

>>144008015
Lmao is this real?

>>144008119
Elk

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>>144008289
Uh yeah I can? I'm gay.

>>144007801
gay

>>144008385
>getting the bgbussy
I am upset

>>144008385
Is that Yuchu?

>>144008464
That's shirou on his account.

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>>144008086
>this
>average
lmao she looks like shit get some standards

>>144008575
>No dick

Average moblob

Post Rylai

>>144008541
you're shirou on his account

>>144008575
Cute as fuck.
Post a shot of what you like.

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>>144008464
Yeah I went hard on that bussy.

>>144008541
>Shirou
Who is that.

>>144008575
says the man who probably looks fat and shit irl
supermodel-tier beauty is average now?

>>144008792
> Who is that.
Nice meme.

>>144008792
>question with a period
lol hi sera

>>144007719
more

>>144008575
This is avarange yes. Maybe go outside and take a look at real humans.
This isnt ffxiv tho.

Is ERP a meme or do you people actually do it?

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>>144008885
What.
Do you like shitposts.

>>144008945
Wew. You finnicky Balmungers will believe anything.

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>>144007948
Thanks, senpai!

>>144009240
Do you like miqo'te...

>>144008061
Why wouldn't it be? Nidhogg is less interesting than Thordan, AND Midas isn't cockblocking people like Gordias did with A3S, so even if it has good i235 weapons they're going to be downgrade/alt weapons instead of a supplement to actual progression.

Aquapolis looks uninteresting and pointless even compared to Diadem, and the only reason anyone would think otherwise is because they've seen the specific ways that Diadem sucked but haven't seen the problems with Aquapolis.

Expert Roulette dungeons are Expert Roulette dungeons, and unless they're especially terrible like 3.2's, any set is as good as any other set. Same goes for the 24-man raids, since they're not interested in making things that are fun as well as easy.

New crafting and gathering gear is nice, but 3.3 is the worst time to implement it, because it's basically guaranteed that new recipes (besides the gear itself) will be worthless fluff, and the good shit won't come until 3.4, but everyone has three months to prepare for the 3.4 recipes, so when the good recipes do get released, there's going to be a ton of competition for them, so I'd rather they just held that gear back until 3.4 to preserve the crafting arms race.

File size limits almost saved you. I'm begging you, delete him.

http://my.mixtape.moe/baiary.webm

>>144008575
Not them, but tastes are subjective. I also have the freedom to say that your opinion is questionable since Egg doesn't look ugly like you think she does. Perhaps your standards are ridiculously high?

>>144009240
It's actually a thing.

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I love cats.

>>144009354
Is that really Shana, Abe I said you had no serious interest in Shana?

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>>144009265
Congrats sir

>>144009557
I'm considering grinding out for 230, but I might just take a break and craft/gather for a little while. Maybe not take it as seriously as this one.

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>>144009254
Do you think you can play ball like I do, Colin.

>>144009789
what up nigga u got paypal?

>come to shitpost
>skim thread
hahha not today

>>144009775
Just do the tower weekly for a free one and roulettes. I didn't really grind out for mine and I got it pretty quick.

>>144009326
A6S is cock blocking a lot of retards actually, it's just that people aren't throwing a fit like with A3S because they've been conditioned to think Midas is "waaaaay better than gordias" despite them both being very boring raid tiers.

>>144009789
EYY My nigga you got dem Aqua 8s yet?

>>144009775
i230 takes two weeks tops if you keep up on your roulettes and do CT both weeks. It's one of the best animas stat-wise and will only get better with the next step.

>>144009917
That was the plan, for now gathering and crafting leveling await!

>>144009890
It's okay elk

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>>144009789
IMPRESSIVE

>>144009424
Me too, anon. Me too.

>>144010091
post your collection

>>144009424
I don't. I hate miqo'te even more, though.

>>144010091
this character is so ugly stop posting it

>>144009789
what is your secret?

>>144009424
>generic c@ MCH with sky pirate chest
>didn't bother to glamour sleeves
#groanzone

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Excalibur

>>144010283
Pretend to have a vagina.

There are like 50 dicks on 1 vagina on the internet so desperate beta men will flock to you.

What the fuck happened and why is there so much man posting?
dont stop on my account

Any Gilgamesh friends want a pet cat?

I just came back to the game and its lonely trudging through the grind to get caught up and PVPing :<

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>>144009887
>>144009963
Epib.

>>144010283
There is no secret, my man. Men wull jump at the prospect of validation from a female, avatar or not.

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>>144010598
>want a pet cat?

>Gilgamesh

god damnit why do i see more of these posts after i left gilg

>>144010551
>that bulge
It's a guy, isn't it?

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>>144010531
someone post shyvana's really cute nudes..!!!
t. not shyvana

>>144010668
No shit.
Have you missed the entire thread up until now?

>>144010668
Do you really need to ask that question?

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>>144010598
yeah send me a tell,
shirou kuma

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Are we posting collections?

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>>144007745

so proud of ya!

>>144010483
but I have one and I don't have orbiters

>>144010863
girlvagina not boyvagina

>>144010827
Post some Putt

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>>144010827
>irfanview

>saving pics

>>144010863
wanna be my gf?

>>144010827
Post Abe

>>144010935
boys don't have vaginas

>>144010827
>liora video
How big is their baguette?

>>144010598
define pet.

>>144010972
ok

>>144010863
same but thats because we both dont avatarfag here I assume

>>144010961
Wh-whats wrong with irfanview...

>>144011170
wanna be my gf?

>>144010863
You need to constantly force yourself into discussions where it is no relevant so potential orbiters notice you. Appeal to disgusting fetishes like feet and femdom to get more low test beta males to flock to you.

>>144010598
post pic

>>144011260
>e-dating

anon pls.

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>>144010776
>>144010741
No, but I expected more than two (You)s for that masterwork bait.

>>144010598
Name?

>>144010863
same

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>>144011270
i've never met a nonvirgin beta nerd who was into femdom that shit is so whack

>>144011202
just funny

>>144011270
>feet
no pls
>femdom
i think you have femdom mixed with futa

>>144011416
Rheia Etsaetal

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>>144011270
What's wrong with liking feet and femdom.

>>144011404
Step up your game senpai. Quiz at the end of the week.

>>144011446
wanna be my gf?

>>144011270
>tfw into femdom
I just like to see guys in vulnerable situations..

Did we ever find out who that was?

>Lewd posting stopped

Come on

>>144011694
some guy from soc

>>144011656
Calm down telor.

>>144011710
porn exists

>>144011694
I know who. Not telling~

>>144011765
Wasn't me, I prefer gfd

>>144009930
A6S, even prior to the nerf, wasn't nearly as much of a cockblock as A3S was for the entirety of 3.0 and 3.1. After the nerf, it's no more of a cockblock than T7 was in the days of Second Coil, or T12 during Final Coil.

The general depressed raiding turnout is because the game didn't even come close to recovering from Gordias by the time it became clear that A6S's original difficulty was out of whack, and tons of people decided that they were just going to give up and fuck off rather than deal with a game that repeated its own mistakes so soon after they'd made them.

And in any case, even if you WERE right (you're not), Thordan and Void Ark in 3.1 were legitimately able to supplement progression because the primary thing holding a lot of groups back was that beating A3S in pre-A3S gear in 3.0 was out of reach of a lot of mid-level groups. That's not the case with post-nerf A6S; Nidhogg weapons and free upgrade items from Mhachi aren't going to make an appreciable difference.

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>tfw we never got the logs

>>144011490
both ugly

>>144011765
Not that person. I am just a shitposting anon.

>>144011476
Nah. Men only like futa because of the afromented 50 dicks on 1 vagina situation. It's like prison so they go for the next thing closest to a woman: a woman with a dick cause it's not like they know what a vagina is like to write about it anyways.
>>144011656
Women are incapable of being actually dominant, plus it's beta as fuck to have a woman dom you.

Are you team AJ or team Cena?

>>144012035
I know, thats probably the reason I am a fujo, would be cool to be a guy for a few days.

>>144011902
But if you needed thordan weapons to clear A3S then you were beyond help.

>>144009354
>femboy and a big cock
Seriously, who is this? It's definitely not Elk.

>>144011490
you the type of nigga that enjoys being facesat by a chick while being fucked by a dude at the same time. ur too much down the degeneracy hole

>>144005537
Fags and cross dressers are disgusting.

>>144010598
Post butt

>>144012269
you're disgusting anon

that's hot and im not even gay

>>144006125
Still waiting for you to neck yourself.
>>144012369
Naw, you're gay. You'd have to be to think that's hot.

>>144011490
I'm surprised its been almost a year

>>144012215
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/144005245/#144006747

I think it is

>>144012443
>You'd have to be to think that's hot.
And you know this how?

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>>144012369

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody teleport, so come on let's idle
At the bench around the corner
The boys say they want to ERP
But I really don't wanna
Quick blow, like I had last week
They must suck deep, 'cause they ain't cheap
I like Ixara, Shanoa, Ada, Colina
And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me flirting is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good let me pump it
And then I'm gonna dump it

A little bit of Harpuia in my life
A little bit of Erdetei by my side
A little bit of Laeka is all I need
A little bit of Elk is what I see
A little bit of Serys in the sun
A little bit of Naandae all night long
A little bit of Rylai here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

>>144012505
Their hands are different. The femboy's is more masculine while Elk's are dirty and feminine. It probably is just someone from /soc/.

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Anyone else missing hotpockets?

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>>144012235
how's that degenerate
sounds pretty hot

>>144012498
me too

time flies

>>144012691
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. This is a welcome respite compared to Hotpockets.

>>144010665
Sorry.

>>144010779
Ok I will in a little bit. Currently not at my desk.

>>144011062
Probably not what you might think. Or what you might be hoping for?

>>144011356
Don't wanna.

>>144011416
I'm not >>144011484

>>144012319
I like my butt too much to post it so easily

>>144012690
It's the same busted desk

>>144012874
Honestly I was going to offer you a hand in catching up since I am on the pre-patch lull. If by pet you mean something lewd, then you'd have to find someone else.

>>144012869
Nah man, at this point it's the same gay annoying shit that just keeps repeating itself over and over again.
But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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Anyone want to ERP...?

>>144012971
Yeah I noticed that. Damn. Wish I could get Elk to send me exclusives but I kinda don't like them.

>>144013108
Yes... but not with you...

>>144013108
Yeah, but with Abe and not you.

>>144013108
post butt and maybe...

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>>144013052
>>144013136
did somebody say elk

>>144012159
Nah, there were more groups that cleared afterward than there were that cleared before 3.1.

>>144013247
fucking ugly

>proci talking about replacing naka with guffy after yesterday
l o l

>>144013447
Too bad the gamemaster is mine.

>>144013447
proci has no loyalty to anyone but his pussy provider

>>144013247
>them soft bitch lips just begging for a hot load to fire between them

>>144013230
Has anyoen actually ERP'd with Abe?

>>144013447
>Making up shit

l o l

Guffy raids with Liora

>>144013247
Inbreeding gets you monkeys like this

>>144005771
I only come here for the lizard and cat lewds.

>>144013631
He would drop her for a real healer no doubt. She doesn't even want to be there.

>>144013447
Why does everyone want to get into his group so bad if he just kicks people left and right? Is he that good?

>>144013631
>>144013447
Proci has no loyalty to anyone, he's a fucking shitty waste of space, garbage at the game and garbage at being a person.

>>144013725
That static raids once a month. Liora is okay with Guffy moving on.

>>144013806
he's slightly above average, but his ego makes him think he's the best

>>144013678
Does the pope live in Vatican?

>>144012691
Nah, this is just regular autism. Gotta wait for things to absolutely go to shit first. Give it a day or two and I'm sure someone will leak logs to make everyone go berserk until we get an advanced lesson, then the lord will come.

>>144013816
>raiding once a month
WHAT'S
THE
POINT

>>144013194
Why not...

>>144013240
Why should I...

>>144014123
some people have lives and can't play every week

>tfw you're just trying to level your balmung alt and you have to go running through the quicksands for a quest

somebody get me a bottle of rubbing alcohol

>>144013816
ya pls poach this static

>>144014123
For fun with friends.

>you've seen one cat or lizardgirl with the face type you've seen them all

MORE CHARACTER CREATION OPTIONS WHEN?

>>144014445
why are you complaining why that's obviously your erp alt

>>144013247
ew

>>144013447
>replacing their best player

>>144014450
>tfw noone wants to poach me

why even live

>>144014294
>anyone in that static having a life

>>144014613
>guffy their best player
o
k

>>144009930
>they've been conditioned to think Midas is "waaaaay better than gordias"

Oh fuck off.

What did I miss? Someone link butt to input
Plz.

>>144013447
What happened yesterday?>>144014696
The implication was that Naka was the best player in Meme Teme which isn't true because Kumfi, Brahms and Godspeed are all better.

>>144014835
the only thing he's good at is getting buttfucked by stratoes

>Beepy is still alive

Thank you God

>>144014835
>Godspeed
HAH

>>144014574
nah i'm leveling to play with tincan.

>>144014835
>Kumfi is better
>Godspeed is better

>>144014835
>Godspeed
WEEEEEEEW

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>>144014834
Abe is having another meltdown and trying to play it off as "haha, shana falseflag ;)"

Autism basically. Complete fucking retards.

>>144014696
They meant Naka, retard.

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>>144014652
Surprising, right?

>>144014985
Post your Meme Teme rankings!

Kumfi
Brahms
Godspeed
Bnhaka
Naka
Vall
Proci
Ftelor

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>it's a 2 blizzard wizard DF

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>>144015142
dang i literally said that in discord like 2 seconds ago you're quick on your tmz detective work
keep it up proud o u

>>144015221
they all suck
im better than all of them at every role

t. every reply

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>>144015221

Godspeed

power gap

rest
xd ;)

>>144015240
Shame your parents will never be proud of you.

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>>144015240
>tmz detective work
>he considers himself a celebrity in a general 30 people visit

>>144015221
>Bnhaka that high
>Proci that low
Here is your (You)

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>>144015231
But look at the bright side, they wont run out of mp.

Post 17th percentile fiasco.

>>144015467
Considering multiple people here are posted about multiple times daily it's not too far from the truth desu

>>144015216
You, Liora and Seto spend all day online, half of it nuzzling at the bench. Even the few of your group that even have jobs are still shutins.

>tfw She is crushing on godspeed
why are girls so fucking stupid goddamn she doesn't have a chance so why bother can't she like a nice dude like me instead

>>144015506
>How to spot a procipick in the wild

>>144015506
>he hasn't witnessed the spidercat ssj3 ascension

>>144008385
You forgot to put a comma after "Uh."

>>144015428
>no relevant clears

you also play like shit in the vods i've seen

>>144015582
Liora isn't a NEET
My schedule is nearly free right now
Seto has a job

>>144015221
Brahms
Bnhaka
Kumfi
Naka

garbage

>>144015865
>talking shit from anon

>>144015221
Why does everyone say Ftelor sucks? What's wrong with them?

>>144015904
>Liora isn't a NEET
Sucking cock for gil isn't a job my man

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>>144015865

nobody in the static has relevant clears what does that even mean lol


>>144015636
i took what's yoooooours

i made it miiiiiiine~


who do you mean anyways? i guarantee i can treat them better than you could regardless

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>>144015983
I panic too much to be a healer

Moonies are AWESOME_________________________

>>144015904
>seto
>job
See my other point about having a job and still being a shutin.

>>144016096
Procci has relevant clears, what do you have?

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>>144016170
a bigger dick and money


but that's my brother lol i love him to death just being a dick

>>144012667
I don't play anymore and I never hung out at the bench. Thanks for the mention though.

>>144016169
I'm no shut in!

>>144016127
Moonies are attention whores who deserve to die. Be one with the sun!

>>144016096
p sure they're referring to meria

>>144016275
>a bigger dick
STRAIGHT SAVAGE

HOW WILL HE RECOVER

>>144016275
>a bigger dick and money
pewn pewn pewn

>>144016332
Sun cat best cat

>>144016332
>tfw got both

Truly the master race

What's your opinion of someone that uses Minfillia's hairstyle? Do you even care?

>>144016503
No opinion. If it looks good, it looks good.

>>144016503
it looks good sometimes

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>>144016105
>panic
Half of the time healing isn't even fun unless shit hits the fan. Maybe you should give less fucks.

>>144016503
looks amazing on midlanders and c@s
decent on au ra
shit on everyone else

>>144016503
>Do you even care?
Excellent question. I don't.

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>>144016381
>>144016365

lol relax i legit love proci that's my best bud and i love him to death

>>144016336
i don't understand why you'd think that, i have only spoken to her a few times

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/eureka was the worst thing introduced since monk.

>>144016416
I believe in a world where both subraces can be loved equally

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bored~

also raining

>>144016802
I'm sorry but moonc@s are simply superior.

>>144016712
FUCKING
STOOOOP

You're so unbelievably creepy, there really are no words to describe it. It's so fucking unsettling.

>>144016820
take more butt pics

I want to suck proci's microdick

>>144016820
Try putting some pants on.
>>144016889
Nah man, He's 10/10 funny dude

>>144016889
Blame the faggots who encouraged them to be epic just to get their "approval."

>>144015636
you need to be playing as a male au ra

>>144016889
Thanks forgiving him the attention he wants.

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>>144016889
i just hug whoever the fuck i wan't i literally have a folder full of pics dedicated to this.

>>144017150
post them all

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juicy log incoming
guess who

>>144014809
That was pretty hilarious.

Like, even if Midas weren't arguably the best raid tier the game's seen, a raid tier could actually legitimately be shit and also be "way better than Gordias".

>>144017223
>tfw you wonder if Selzh has hugged you

>>144017150
>i literally have a folder
Incoming responses that can't separate reality from fantasy.

>>144016709
idk how she works but there it is

>>144017106
i AM a male au ra

>>144017150
Do you have any with Seto or Guffy? They'd hate it

filter and blacklist you morons

>>144017150
>i literally have a folder full of pics dedicated to this.
that's pretty cute desu

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>>144017374
surprisingly no. let me look though.

>>144017360
maybe your au ra is ugly or maybe you're just creepy or something