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/utg/ - Undertale General 2016-05-31 19:00:54 Post No. 144002601
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Another shotagoat edition
Previous timeline: >>143963965
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Asriel.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Famgamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
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Goat husbando
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So much about that thread edition
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xth for flowey
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>>144002601
https://www.youtube.com/embed/BVblqaG5NkIWarning. it has flashing lights.
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What a wonderful edition.
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this edition sucks lets use the other one
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>>144002801
At this point no Asgore just makes me sad not mad
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my dick fell off
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>>144002862
Epilepsy is for faggots
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someone fucking kill me i can't take this ear infection anymore
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>>144002984
Don't shitpost for my sake anon.
I should have started making it before 750.
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>>144002984
Both of them suck, senpai
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>>144002306
But at what cost? What did you have to witness before you found them?
Thanks again for sharing them. I still refuse to go anywhere other than /utg/, so without you I probably would never have seen them.
>>144002624
I am not cute. The spider is.
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>>144002984
It's true that Asriel is shit but you are a failure
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>>144002862
Super cute! If only it had more than that one move for them.
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>>144003030
We told you to go see a doctor, fag.
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>>144003134
>What did you have to witness before you found them?
Not much actually, only lewd thing was some undyne with boobs telling an off screen Muffet to eat her ass out
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>>144002984
>shit lizard
>better than anything
This is why we need Barbosa.
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reminder that frisk canonically fucked the spider and shortly after true pacifist is the father to hundreds of half human/spider babies
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>>144003160
Would be nice wouldn't it?
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That one guy is still so pissed about Alphyne that he shitposts here months later.
How sad is that?
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>>144003268
This is the only canon true pacifist ending
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>>144002801
I crawl my up between Alphy legs
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bully meutg!
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What are we talking about?
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SKELETONS!
Just kidding, it's goatdad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LutzcA303J4
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>>144003371
>asriel alive
>toriel that close to asgore
lmao
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>>144003047
How about get some medication? Does it itch? Does it hurt? Is there pressure?
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>>144003257
That's kind of hot.
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>>144003513
>missing the joke this hard
must suck being retarded
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>>144003565
Keep going with this man!
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>>144003457you're cute
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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOATkalash is pure
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>>144003547
it hurts and it won't pop for anything
sometimes the pressure lessens for a bit on its own, but it still won't pop. currently waiting on some ear drops
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>>144003352
>they dont like my autistic tumblr ship
>abloo bloo they must be butthurt
It writes itself.
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>>144003738
At least we fill textposts that way.
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>>144003457
I would climb into her mouth and digest in her belly and make her fatter haha!
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>>144003495
Technically there's skeletonsin his closet
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>>144003802
>tumblr
>they literally almost kiss in the game if it weren't for Tori interrupting
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>>144003682
ehhhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjk-aInVEAAmSc8.png:large
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>>144003802
>>144003827
Oh, there is at least two!
NiceSad
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gotes are p cute
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>>144003825
Are we fat or anorectic?
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You think we ever get any new regulars?
Or just old ones and the new ones get disgusted with this place?
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>>144003134
>I am not cute. The spider is/Utg/ anons are cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
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>>144003802
It's the only 100% canon ship
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>>144003993
Admit it, Toby is a cuck and made the fish and lizard canonically gay for each other.
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>>144004121
we've been bleeding regulars for a while
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>>144004153
dont lie to these people
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>>144003504
It could have been perfect but then they put the one shotagoat picture in the middle as if to spite everyone. Kek anyway.
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>>144004215
Especially if there are better ships!
Right on, /b/rother!
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Threadly reminder that it is NOT okay to empathize or like Chara or Asgore and if you do you need to seek professional help!
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>>144004121
I came in a month ago am I still new?
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>>144004121
nobody else will join because we're fucking weirdos and the regulars left are slowly leaving for whatever new weeaboo fest comes up
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>>144004121
been here since January and people have come and gone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0rAcWQuloA
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>>144004389
Oh hey a new image for once.
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>>144003975
>posts his autistic ship
>defends it tooth and nail
>calls other people sad
ayo hol up
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>>144004389
>not okay to empathize with a king that made dumb mistakes for the sake of his people
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>>144003779
Yeah can't help you then man. You just gotta hang in there!
>>144003957
Yeah it was better in my head.
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>>144004389
Get out of here, Toriel
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>>144004573
>you will never be this mad
>>144004603
yes that is what I said
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>>144004598
What is this "hol up we wuz" meme a reference to? It's really baffling. Fisgfd?
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>>144004369
What does your shitty ship have to do with another shitty ship you mentally challenged chimpanzee?
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>>144003565
>>144003802
>>144003827
>>144004215
>>144004598
i dont understand this meme
is the joke that undyne/alphys is the only canon ship so therefore we just shit on it ironically?
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The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
>>144003257
nope.avi
>>144004153
I keep telling you. I am not cute.I am hot and handsome.
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>>144004501
aye this is actually pretty clean
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>>144004780
Not that I've seen.
Usually it's "LESBIANS. FUCIBG LIBERALS" or something about someone wanting to fuck Undyne and getting canonly cucked by Alphys.
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>>144004705
ToriSans is my jam!
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>>144004783
Are you like autistic or something?
I was just posting something I thought was cute.
I wasn't even getting involved with your shitty argument and you tell me I deserve to get raped.
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>>144004780
The joke is that people pretend to be /pol/ manbabies to get (You)s
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>>144004897
OH someone is getting fiction cucked? Ha ha! Well it is in their own head so good luck to them I guess
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Canon?
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>>144003504
Thanks. Now I'm listening to that song on loop. I was pretty disappointed that it was actually from that airbender series.He has a hot voice and now I've attached it to Asriel in my head.
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>>144004783
Frisk deserves it
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>>144005306
Alright honey, have fun
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who are the bigger cucks, dadfags or fishlizardfags?its dadfags
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>>144005306
why would anybody be attracted to undyne?
she's a fish.
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>>144004794
DEMON
ALL THREE OF YOU
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>>144005227
Why are Asrielfags like this?
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>>144005252
frisk deserves a loving relationship, not rape
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>>144005398
you could ask that about pretty much anyone in the game.
except replace "fish" with "skeleton/goat/robot/spider/ghost/lizard/like 8"
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I wonder what sweaty Alphys smells like?
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>>144005306
what aboutgrills
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>>144004794
>Hot and handsome
>Likes cute things
You're meeting all of my standards!
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>>144005448
It's a bit of both.
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>>144005593
It rained all day yesterday filling this dumpster, and the sun has shone on it all day today. Oh wait it's Alphys!
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>>144005364
Neo-Catfucker please go back to blowing your cat.
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>>144005680
i dont understand. how would that work?
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>>144005593
Sweat and microwave food. Basically a hot mess. Don't go near her!
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shit thread
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>>144005495
>Not having limitless data for 19 e a month
Wew.
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>>144005792
>>144005887
Both of those sound amazing, I want to give her a big sweaty hug.
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>>144005882
Terrible marriage
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>>144005026
>showing Undyne a different kind of swordfight
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There's literally nothing wrong with being a cuck.
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>>144005419
Like what? Flaming homos? They can't help it I think.
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>>144005882
something like this
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>>144006056
fuck off dadfag
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We should have made a Jerry thread
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>>144002982
Bro Dean is now in the Underground. What does he say to each Undertale to make them break down or chimp out?
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>>144006178
Goats are a bad sign around these parts.
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>>144005995
oh thats no good
>>144006119
this is better, i approve
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hoogs
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>>144005495
>2016
>"running out" of mobile data
Where the hell do you live?
>>144005964
I've tried it and I don't recommend it.
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>>144006113
No, like, unhealthily obsessed.
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>>144005858
What do I have to do with this
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>>144005412
Three? Whatever you may mean, I assure you none of us are demons. This has gone on for far too long.One day, when I get some real drawing skills, I will draw Muffet with angel wings and a halo just to prove you wrong.
>>144005671
I wouldn't get your hopes up. I also have a lot of bad qualities. I'm terrible as a person overall.
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>>144006140
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>>144006303
dont hug anyone on right now, you'll get stabbed
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Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362612
>>144006489
literally as bad as rape
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>>144006367
>Three?
YOU, MUFFET, AND ALL SPIDERS. That's more than three, but three is how many i can list.
>None of us are demons
LIAR.
>I will draw Muffet with angel wings and a halo just to prove you wrong.
Demons wear fake disguises.
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>>144006327
They've never felt a thing in their lives until the gote came bursting in with stars and rainbows
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Oh, hey doods. Hope the day is treating you well/
Also, Asgorefags:Love you guys and I think the big guy is cool :>
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>>144005364
Me.
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>>144006330
No, no not YOU, Mr. Catfucker.
I'm talking about the Soriel shitter. Remember? We call them Neo-catfucker because they won't leave even when you ignore them.But if it's really you, can you educate them on the joys of feline fellatio? They DO have a cat, you know.
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>>144006393
>americans call us europoor
>get barely enough internet to get by
LMAOing @ americans.
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>>144006586
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>>144006745
i have unlimited idk what youre on about
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AU where Frisk is diphallic. Discuss.
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>>144006732
Well, think about what it's like to give a cat a belly rub
It's pretty much the same, except better
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>>144006659
I don't even know whats going on anymore
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>>144006841
oh my gosh, that is so cute
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>>144006513
you're not the boss of me now
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>>144006834
this made me laugh like an idiot, ty
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>>144006846
I heard you guys are getting fucked big time by ISPs in America.It's true, isn't it?
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>>144006868
That's nice, but I've read all of the posts you've made on the subject. I got the gist.
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>>144006879
It's honestly not that hard to understand, just a bunch of idiots on both sides.
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>>144006879Momfags generally hate Dadfags and Dadfags generally hate Momfags
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How long do you think he will keep it up?
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>>144006992
If you really understood it, you would have at least tried it by now
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>>144007007
to be fair I'm only half paying attention to this thread
>>144007059
I guess
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>>144006928
YOU MADMAN
>>144006972
i wouldnt know, i just pay attention to my bill and its fine
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>>144007059
what the fuck gave you that impression, the actions of a single shitposter?
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>>144007059
non
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>>144006590
Oh, right. Now you decide to answer.
I am just an average human being, Muffet is a magic spider monster, and real spiders are tiny innocent animals.
There's no demons here. Stop this nonsense.
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>>144007059
But you are wrong.
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>>144007059
It's literally just one shitposter, dumbass
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Seriously is every single ship, canon or fanon or whatever, considered cucking?
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>>144007197
Yes anon there are no demons here.
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>>144006879
Huh? Just playing on expectations with the Soriel guy being here. Honestly, I think most of you are pretty chill.
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>>144002840
Omega.
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>>144007406
>both girls
disgusting
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>>144007440
5 bucks says he's an Aussie
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>>144006586
That pic is really good
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>>144007440
But the meme market crashed a while ago already.
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>>144007552
Frisk is on HRT.
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>>144007404
Flowey improved*
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>>144006586
>purple blush
that's new
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>>144007676
THATS EVEN WORSE
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>>144006972
Yeah, corporations rule America
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>>144007686
I prefer Flowey 2.0
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>>144007659
Just because his predecessor Alberto executed all the fishfags doesn't mean he doesn't have material to work with.
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Undyne and Alphys were made for each other because Undyne is literally an anime and Alphys loves anime.
I don't know what Undyne gets out of it though.
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>>144007059
Not even close.
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>>144007392
Of course not. I see nothing wrong here.
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>>144007659
Smoking Undyne is so classy
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>>144007914
Alphys massive lizard tongue
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goats.
>artist draws toriel lewd
>makes vampire like fangs instead of the weird flap of skin.
What the fuck even is that shit? pic unrelated.
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>>144007885
>executed
Not even Pardo could stop them and he was better at his job than any moore could ever hope to be.
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>>144007914
undyne is brainwashed by anime and will start taking the first chad thundercock she sees on the surface
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>>144007956
augh sick dude im eating
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>>144007979
that's pocky
and smoking is the opposite of classy
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>>144007914
Cute little nerds man, cute. Little. Nerds.
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>>144007917
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>>144007956
this picture gives me spider-man villain vibes for some reason
>>144008017
i'm okay with eitherbecause fangs are hotalso skin flaps is a little odd
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>>144007956
Yes indeed, carry on.
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>>144008021
>implying
Be glad you were still on tumblr when the crusade happened.
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>>144007840
What about Flowey 3.0?the goat
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>>144008021
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>>144008189
no thanks
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>>144007676
>girlcock
NO ANON NO
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>>144008134
Yeah but it's almost like a flap/tooth, no one really knows or ask what the fuck are they looking at.
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>>144008181
I know how to survive this stuff.
I'm on 4chan since before /pol/'s mothers allowed them to even use a computer.
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>>144008181
What could you possibly do differently then than now
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>>144008189
The Windows vista of Floweys.
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>>144007197
You mean she isn't a demon!? Look at what she did to poor Mettaton!
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>>144008473
>The Windows vista of Floweys.
I kek'ed
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>>144008021
Fuck yeah molest that innocent fish
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>>144008473
Fair enough.
>>144008523
DELETE THIS
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>>144008657
i don't get it
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>>144008657
What do Torigorefags have to do with any of that
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>>144008706
FACE THE FACTS
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>>144008461
>you
Alberto left a long time ago buddy, his followers took up the mantle. Good divide and conquer strategies though, IRC.
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>>144008796
You can only speak for yourself>>144008785
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>>144008523
I found it odd that Muffet tells you about wanting to kill and cook Alphy's. She is a murderer in the normal AU right? Wouldn't that mean her Fell Self would be... not a killer??? I dont fucking know anymore.
What kind of sick fuck would want to EAT alphys.
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>>144008785
I DID! METTATON IS DEAD!
I'M GONNA STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SPIDER!
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mOoSiCaL
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144008657
Thanks for the free (You)s
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@144008657
What are you going on about anon?
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>144009061
...
Nope, nothing.
Spice it up, bro.
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The main character of the last game you played falls into the Underground
who do they waifu / husbando?
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>>144008997
I didn't mention anything involving AUs?
>What kind of sick fuck would want to EAT alphys.
A small percentage of people here, but let's not talk about them.
>>144009005
>stomp
Pleb.
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>>144008078
Sorry.
>>144008134
I don't really see it. Probably because I don't know much about spider-man villains or how they're supposed to look like.
>>144008143
Sure thing.
>>144008523
Nope. She's giving him a hand after Mettaton broke down. Isn't that adorable?
>>144008997
>normal AU
>the actual game is an AU now
Anyway, she's even more "evil" in Underfell.
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>>144009296
call of duty protagonists dont have any character so i wouldnt know
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>>144009296
wait a second
>throws grenade
so you're saying
>misses headshot
that the last
>fans the hammer with 2 bullets left
character i played
>rolls, kills tank who wasn't even looking at me
is in undertale?
>activates high noon, nobody in sight, times out
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>>144009324
>Pleb.
Got a better suggestion, then?
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>>144009296
My Dark Souls Character, his going to touch the demon within Toriel.
>>144009324
Just shooting the shit anon, got spicy AU on the mind. Do you remember when she tells you she was going to kill nerd lizard.
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>>144009296
Doom Marine brings the fucking pain.
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>>144009513
It's called Deadeye, scrub.
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>>144009447
>I don't really see it
I don't know it just kinda gave me venom vibes but i'm not sure why
>>144009296
>megaman.exe
Mettaton
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>>144009296
A cookie falls into underground.
Maybe Alphys eats it but I don't think anything interesting would actually happen.
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Wait, how do you even go past barrier if Flowey steals Asgore's soul?
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Napstablook is for sexual.
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>>144009542
Put them down
on their dick
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>>144009542i like underworld because it sates my appetite for adult frisk desu
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I left this place in December.
I thought it would be fun to come back and see how we were doing, but then
This
We're STILL doing the whole "Nuh uh YOU'RE ship is trash" and "[other character] is EVIL, CHARA WAS RIGHT" thing.
How do you tell the same joke for 7 months in a row?
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>>144009447
>She's giving him a hand after Mettaton broke down.
THE BLOOD IS ON HER HANDS.
>>144009529
>Got a better suggestion, then?
Yes.
>>144009571
>Do you remember when she tells you she was going to kill nerd lizard.
No, I don't actually.
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>>144009671
It reminds me more of Arachne from that stupid Spiderman musical.
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>>144009703
They don't. You're stuck there.
>>144009720
I would take Chara's dick. Or Frisk's. And I'm not even usually sexually attracted to humans.
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GHOST RAPE
H
O
S
T
R
A
P
E
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>>144009840
VERY dedicated baiters, mostly.
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>>144009840
Some people here are literally autistic shitposters.
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>>144009840
>YOU'RE
shit I forgot to change that to "YOUR"
with that I make my exit
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>>144009934
But phone call implies that you escaped, no?
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>>144009840
>How do you tell the same joke for 7 months in a row?
By telling it, but worded very differently.
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>>144009714
Someone draw Napstablook with a 15" cock
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>>144010027
Not necessarily. You just get the call either way.
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>>144009876
>blasting muffet into pieces
That fucker deserves it. I gave all my money to her in my first run.
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Friendly reminder that Asgore did nothing wrong except murder.
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>>144009840
>How do you tell the same joke for 7 months in a row
same way your mom's told the same joke for 16 years
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>>144009840
New fags and shitposters anon, this is how it is forever. Anyways have you seen this cool pic?
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>>144010048
DO NOT
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>>144010112
>I gave all my money to her in my first run.
You idiot.
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>>144010048
Im doing this.
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>>144010291
Thanks in advance
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>>144009876
Don't you mean oil? She's helping!
>>144009005
No.
>>144010112
NO.
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By the way, what happened to Fatz?
Last time I was here he was a regular artfag. I thought his "Dreemurr Reborn" thing was pretty cute.
Did he died?
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>>144010048
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>>144010291
Pppppffffffttttt
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>>144009296
>Played Nuclear Throne
>Played as Fish
I'd like to think that ex-cop Fish would be glad to have a break, I mean he was one day away from retirement before the apocalypse happened and turned him into a mutant fishman.
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>>144010416
He's working on a fangame IIRC, but he definitely stopped posting here.
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>>144010407
>>>144009005(You)
>No.
>>>144010112(You)
>NO.
YES.
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>>144010451
you do this just to make me mad huh?
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>>144010451
I'm into it!
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reminder that Asgore and his fans are cucks
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>>144010526
dohohohohohoho caught red handed
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>>144010481
I'm sure I still saw him here.
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>>144010626
Asrielle?
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>>144010686
Not him but there's clearly (You)s in the image
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>>144010723
No. Toriel.
>>
BONEPUCCI
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>>144010541
Sà señorita.
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>>144010801
im a boy you ass
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>tfw no monster family
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>>144010673
???
What did I do wrong, chief?
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>>144010626
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>>144010795
What is she saying anon?
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>>144010880
Well, im a boy in your ass.
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>>144011010
I want your cummies in my tummy, Anon!
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>>144010626
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>>144010048
I'm going to defile you with a 15" cock
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>>144011020
>anal vore
>yest infection
here is your (you)
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>>144010798
psst
anon
hey anoncheck THIS out
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>Feel terrible
>Come to /utg/
>For a few months feel better
>Come to /utg/ less
>Feel terrible again
>Come back to /utg/
I'm noticing a pattern
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>>144011137
That would be kinda mean
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>>144011020
hahaha none of that please
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>>144011224
I feel terrible whenever I come to /utg/
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>>144011020
Clean your fucking notification bar. Wallahi you're doing this on purpose
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>>144010174
man that doesnt even make sense go home
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>>144011218
Lewd as heck, dude!
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>>144011020
I like two of the things in this image.
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Okay i'm actually bored of this now, you guys are all right and I hope you have fun in these threads but I think i'm pretty much done here
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>>144011224
>See this post some time ago
>See this post again
I'm noticing a pattern as well
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>>144011290
Oh I'll make it really mean
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>>144011364
i am home fucking fed
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>>144010048post it
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>>144010048
You asked for it.
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>>144011445help me
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>>144011137
Im going to rape little blooky either way.
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>>144010407
OIL TO MACHINES IS BLOOD TO SPIDERS
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>>144011440
Anon post Asrielle with me.
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>>144011537
>No one will ever hold you and touch you like that while telling you how much they love you
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>>144011506
Whos the green guy?
>>144011414
*Sweats*
>>144011352
No, im just too lazy.
>>144011298
;)
>>144011158
Kek
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>>144011471
OH FUCK YOU 4CHAN
You ruined a perfect shitpost
>>144011537
YOU'RE NEXT
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>>144011684
thank christ
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>>144011617
Asrielfags aren't as fun to trigger as dadfags use to be.
>tfw you will never again get 6 pages of rants and 15 (you)s by posting Soriel
besides Asrielle is dumb
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>>144011506
I knew it was too good to be true
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>>144011495
Hey, that is my meme! At least dont spoil it you animal .
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>>144011815
Don't you like to be loved, ANon?
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>>144011537
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>>144011684
Tfw theres a qt 3.14 grill on my bus, but i never got enough courage to talk to her.
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>>144011815
this. i dont want anyone stickin their hand up my sheet
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>>144010883
Here's a fixed one.
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>>144011972tfw never had the courage to talk to any of them
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>>144011816
>besides Asrielle is dumb
WOW
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>>144011863
not in the physical sense, no
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>>144010798COCCYX CUNNY
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>>144011868
Commi bastard!
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Well?
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>>144011754
>No, im just too lazy.
It only takes one tap, anon! Do it for me!
>>
>>144011510We're going to die here.
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Wow, this thread still exists. I remember when we were talking about the longevity of /utg/ and figuring it'd last maybe til early this year.
Since there's no new content, Toby refuses to do anything he promised as part of the backer rewards (i.e. the bonus comic, alarm app, hard mode), everything's been datamined to hell and back and every possible Gaster theory has been discussed, what do you guys talk about?
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>>144012070
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>>144011972
good. you shouldnt talk to people on the bus, its not the right place
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>>144012101
Today we're yelling at cucks and baiting
It's so exciting
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>>144011754
Toriel's dummy
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>>144012023
>kek anon was hydra all along
my god
>>144012101
I swear this is literally the 5th time i've seen this post today
>>144011440
>>144011816
Did you just break character?
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>>144012101
I just finished the game I've been talking about it
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>>144012196
There sure are way more Asrielfags than I remember, that's for sure.
Oh well. At least you're having fun.
>>144012274
Hivemind?
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>>144012094
https://soundcloud.com/dceased/pearl-kyoudai-youkoso-hitoriplease save me
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>>144012292
i want to kick that goat so hard
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>>144012274
Wanna know what else I lied about?Papyrus isn't even my favorite character, I don't even have a favorite character unironically.
>>
>strollin' 'round the unde'ground
>see this
what do?
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>>144012085
Ok, but only for you anon.
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>>144012292
That's not nice!
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>>144012294
I'm genuinely surprised there are still people getting newly into the game at this stage. I hope you had fun.
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>>144012274
>Did you just break character?
maybe, if I called you a cuck again would you give me some (you)s?
>>
>>144012504
Ask to join.
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>>144012450
i know you werent lying about being a short chubbo hahaha let me poke you
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comfy hours
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>>144012507
I can die in peace <3
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>>144012504God this is hot. Is Charanon still around?
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>>144012552
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>144012581
Jokes on you, I'm 5'11. Tallest of my household.
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>>144012386I wish I could.
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>>144012626
too early this is US hours
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>>144012626
You get one ghost to fuck, you must fuck the ghost or it will die painfully. Which one do you pick?
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>>144012552
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>>144012101
I'm just here for new skeletons and the occasional back-and-forth with a few anons.
It's mostly fanart swapping, fandom talk, waifu wars, and blogposting nowadays. Unless the thread gets flooded with shitposting like today, of course. There are still drawfags and writefags, but not many.
>>144012450
I thought you and kek died.
>>
>>144012626
I want to be that pillow
He looks so warm and fuzzy
>>
Where were you when I posted in this thread?
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>>144012747
HAHAHA no youre not, let me pinch you already tubby
>>
>>144012747
>manlet size
I hope you're a girl anon.
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>>144012504
*Fight
>>144012816
Hapstablook AKA MTT obviously
Otherwise the badly drawn Blooky I made that's under MTT.
>>
>>144012719
>>144012829
Well I suppose its the thought that counts
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>>144012816
Jotaro, duh
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>>144012836
Ahh, sometimes I wish.
>>144012858
There is no such thing as a girl, anon.
>>144012854
With my upgraded shoes that add about an inch or two, you will be the one to be pinched, child.
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>>144012836
> draw and write fags gone
RIP. It was already over and inevitable when Tiny left, though.
Skeletons are bro tier.
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>>144013006
Anon there is,I seen one and even got some. tfw I known her since hsg from /co/. she touched my wiener bro.
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>>144013006
nah man even with an inch or two youre still shorter than me, and chubbier. you cannot escape this
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>>144012816
I want the dark one, I'll fix his broken heart with my cum.
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>>144013006
MANLET
A
N
L
E
T
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>>144013142
Fallacies hold no place in this hall, anon.
>>144013180
Don't touch me.
>>
i just want someone to fuck me honestly
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>>144013245
dont touch him he's my favorite
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>>144013376
same desu
>>
Where are the Dworven Toriel lewds at. I want to see them
>>
>>144013376
do you got the booty
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>>144013265
Are you also bitter anon? Cuz that guy was a laugh riot of salt the few times he got butthurt.>Not going to meet up back in December, Shitty sans anon was a gook.
>>
>>144012056SACRUM SLIT
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>>144012504
*teleports behind them*
DIE DIE DIE!!!
*kills them with my dual shotguns while spinning in a circle*
THAT was a tactical error...
>>
>>144013376
How tight is your boipussy?
>>
>>144013376
>>144013453
fuck each other
>>
>>144013485
Wait there was a /utg/ meetup?
>>
>>144013427
FIGHT ME OR I RAPE HIM WITHOUT MERCY!
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>>144013485
I'm not kek, I'm just saying that I'm not actually angry and that I should probably change my name.
>>
>>144013376
I have legitimately had a few hookups through 4chan (all through generals, not /soc/ or anything) but I assume you're notAU.
>>
>>144013604
but we both want to be fucked. Two bottoms don't make a top anon.
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>>144013681
HAH do tell!
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>>144013658
meet me at the flagpole after school
>>144013754
i'll fuck you both at the same time after i beat this guy up. no homo
>>
>>144013376
HE SAID
SON WHEN YOU GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE HUGBOX
AND ALL THE RP FAGS
>>
Do you still love me?
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>>144013960
Never did, sports fan.
>>
>>144013960
N-nobaka
>>
>>144013492ILIUM HYMEN
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>>144013868
I knew I could always count on you anon.
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>>144013064
It's wishful thinking, but I'm kinda curious to see if anybody returns during the summer, or if any new people start doing requests.
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>>144013960
Yes~
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>>144014082
That's lewd dude
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>>144014082
wth is this
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>>144014082
>>
>>144014082
HARAM
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>>144014130
Ive got a reverse erection, it's coming out of my butt, but its not poop.
>>
>>144014130
>dude
Anon...
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>>144014242
Sorry, I don't live in Germany, Shariah law doesn't apply to me.
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>>144014290
A POTATOE FLEW AROUND MY ROOM BEFORE YOU CAME, SO EXCUSE THE MESS IT MADE.
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>>144013859
Uh, well, okay.
I live in Aus, first was someone living in a neighboring state, we both drove and met each other at a midpoint halfway, spent a few days in a hotel together. They moved to my town permanently about a year later and we see each other often. That person has also hooked up with about 2-3 other people in a similar way.
Second I traveled to the US to meet. It was a friend from an MMO and we planned it a long time.
Third and fourth was completely spur of the moment. I went to Sacramento in Cali to see family during the same trip as the previous, and learned that there were two anons living there from a general I frequented. I "saw" them one after another.
All in all I would recommend it if you do it safely (talk via Skype/something else for a while, meet in public first etc).
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>>144014082
>>Holy
>>>>Roman
>>>>>>"Empire"
>>
>>144014489
What is it with Wikihow and the edgy self defense pictures
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>>144014419
>chara will never come through your screen andfucking stab you to death
why live?
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>>144014489
Frankreich pls go
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>>144014246
Go back to class little billy.
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>>144013627
>doesn't go to /soc/ utg side thread.
>>144014082
Post the rest anon.
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>>144014664
That place is scary and very lewd
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>>144014082
WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING I AM FRIGHTENED ANONS HELP
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>>144014082
Aren't you that drunk anon?
Post your butt like we asked.
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>>144014664
Ok
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>>144014816
Is that you?
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>>144014816
Your thighs make no sense
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>>144014664
> /utg/ /soc/ side thread
Wow you guys got organized and friendly while I wasn't looking.
>>144014816
Naisu.
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>>144014489
Why does he have the spider sense?
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>>144014572"That's the spirit, anon!"
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>>144014816
>blonde
WE COULDVE BEEN SOMETHING
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>>144014816
ANONS I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS I THOUGHT FEMALES WERE ONLY IN ANIME LIKE DRAGONS AND SHIT
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>>144014816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
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>>144014816
Post yer butt.
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>>144014912
That neck is scary
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>>144014881
Fucking thigh gap
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>>144014082
>>144014816
oh le boy, here we go
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>>144006367
>One day, when I get some real drawing skills, I will draw Muffet with angel wings and a halo just to prove you wrong.
Please do. Meanwhile have this.Forgive me.
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>>144014912
i wish i could join chara in the afterlife desu
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>>144015036
Isn't it? I think the artist intended it to look 'scary'.
also
>>144014816
What is even going on in this thread?
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>>144014816
This is a lie! Girls don't go to /utg/!
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>>144014816
cute/10
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>>144014965
Girls are just soft boys
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what the fuck are you people doing
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>>144014965This is an illusion and is a trap devised by Satan.
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Well, uhh ,this sure is a great way to punch up the thread, right?
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>>144014816
B-but there are no girls on the internet.
Right?
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Umm so where are the cute anon boys?
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>>144015280
WE DON'T KNOW!!!
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>>144015280
Worshiping girls
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>Oh boy, I can't wait to go on /utg/ and discuss Undert-
>People getting baited
>Memes
>/soc/ posting
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>>144015193
I'm sure they'd love to have you there,partner
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>>144015373
Think Doogle showed up, he at least acted in terms of mannerisms the fag. He was dude/10
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>>144015373
Hiding.
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>>144015373
They never post pictures, it's always weirdly feminine boys.
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>>144015163
It's fine anon! It's amazing, much better than anything I could have done!
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>>144015373
Crate's probably still here
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>>144015415
Get while you still can.
>>144015163
>implying MTT isn't an angel
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>>144014246
You're reminding me about the butt blowjobI like it
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Undertale was a fun game
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>>144015373
im an ugly anon boy, hi
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>>144015317
Anon im frightened
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>>144015415
Why would you go on /utg/ to discuss Undertale in the first place yousuper retard
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How do I stop thinking about sex with anons?
I don't want this because I know it can never happen.
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>>144014816
Okay anon this is for all the chips, who is your fav undertale?
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>>144015415
today is a good day to take a vacation from here
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>>144015574
Yes it was. Did you have a favorite part?
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>>144015615
You can make it happen if you're willing to take the leap of faith you fag
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>>144015615
Having feelings for anons will always end in despair.
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So Flowey has asked me to leave Frisk alone
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>>144015615Pretendwe all look like Alphys or So Sorry
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>>144014816
bullshit
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>>144015589
I can assure you, girls do NOT exist
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>>144015464how did you know it was me?or do you just call everyone that?
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>>144015642
Napstablook.
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>>144015581
I'm shallow sorry
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>>144015774
Are you gonna do it?
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>>144015724
I liked the part where you dated the tall skeleton, and then fought the angry fish and then you got to meet the sad dad and fight the giant flower that later turned into a gay goat that you then saved
it was pretty good
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>>144015737
Wrong.3 year relationship that says otherwise. Follow your heart, faggots.
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>>144015615
Don't fucking touch me, anon!
>>144015838
There are no girls, only backwards penissed men.
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>>144015574
stimpy the boner man was my favorite
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>>144015163
kek
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>>144015874
its okay, i am too. hope you find your cute anon
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>>144015851
You won anon, you're a okay in my book.
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>>144015936
But what if your anon loves another anon?
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>>144015896
Yeah I just ESC
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Daily reminder that I love you guys and as a user of 4chan on and off for about a decade this is quite possibly my favorite regular thread.
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>>144015965
Look at them tasty nippies
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>>144015965
that wendy cosplayer in the back looks really nice.
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>>144011224
That probably means you don't have many places you feel like you belong in anon. You should consider finding new activities while browsing /utg/ occasionally.
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>>144016084
Like I'd fall for that one again!
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Would any of you guys want to date a chubby dude?I'm not a top.I'm 230 so legit chubby not lard.
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>>144015965
small skelly was pretty okay but I thought his boss fight was a bit overrated, good music though. I liked him best when he was just being silly and making dumb puns
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>>144014992
Ok
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>>144016084
I love that mommy!
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>>144016084
May the keks never end.
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>>144015732
No it's actually literally impossible. Don't make me blog why.
>>144015940
Don't worry I'm actually too afraid to touch anyone even if I would want to.
Distraction skeleton.
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>>144016198
how tall are you? because i ain't gonna date anyone that'sover 6 feet
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>>144016198i'd poke a chubby dudeno homo
>>144016259
meh
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>>144016058
>>144016304
Errr, oh. I'm sorry.
>>144016084
It is one of the better generals (community wise) I've been a semi-reg to.
>>144016198
In theory, yeah.
If there's one thing that should make all chubby dudes feel better it's the fact that an enormous amount of girls apparently figured out they like stocky/chubby dudes thanks to Sans.
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>>144016259
Where do you live?
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>>144015842
No, I don't call just anyone that, partner.
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>>144016259
THREAD DERAIL INBOUND
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>>144016307
5'11"
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>>144015898
For a while I left the save at Asriel with the flowers so his angsty ass might decide to walk out one day since he didn't turn back into a flower
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>>144016084
that's a very cute mom
thank you for sharing, old-friend!
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>>144016448alright maybe
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>>144016259
I wasn't expecting results, uh thanks I guess.
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What if the goat had no pants?
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>>144016304
Anon don't use skeletons to try and get my eye off of what's important.
>>144016420
Call me partner, I dare you....please?
>>144016448
Ayyy, welcome to the manlet club!
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>>144016259
>>144016341
White girl butt.
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>>144015898
Very good indeed.
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>>144016552
It would probably be fine because animals don't wear pants usually
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>>144016259
It's not as fun actually getting what you ask for
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>>144015415
>Coming to /utg/ to discuss Undertale
You brought this on your self, famalam.
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>>144016420no one ever identifies me, youre crazy good
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Wake up
See this
What do
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>>144016259
>>>>>flat
white """people"""
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Would you date a 5'1'' anon?
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>>144016396
http://www.news4jax.com/news/national/shark-attacks-boy-at-neptune-beach-florida
Those are my legs in the upper left. MY LEGS ARE ON TVVVVVV!!!!!
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>>144016556
but i don't feel that smallor that tall
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>>144016686
Run away spooked.
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>>144016579
ive seen some nice booty on white girls in my day, dont group them like that
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>>144016556
>>144016556
Skeletons ARE what's important!
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>>144016304
Masturbate to the idea and move on?
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>>144016579
>>144016839
racist
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>>144016693
Did you expect a skinny white girl to have a big butt?
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>>144016908
you can't be racist against white people
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Someone give me a steam key. I don't give a shit what it is. Give it to me, and I'll take a picture for evidence.
>>144016789
Neither did I until I was called manlet for the 28th time.
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>>144016736
I'd date anything with a pulse.
And depending on circumstance, some things without a pulse too.
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>>144016736yes.if they were female
>>144016908
i dont think you know how racism works
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>>144016982
Yes you can.
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>>144016693
sub ""humans""
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Is there an Undertale more based than Diogenes?
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>>144016630
What about human-like animals that also probably have other human-like features such as hot shlongs.
It would not be fine!Eroticis what it would be!
>>144016686
Close eyes and quickly go back to sleep. Or try to.
Papyrus is a nice guy. I'd trust he wouldn't do anything I wouldn't really like.
Right?
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>>144017010
>Neither did I until I was called manlet for the 28th time.
You spend too much time on 4chan.
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>>144016669Thank you, partner
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>>144016982
>>144017039
AYO HOL UP
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>>144016075
You've gotta be this mad to ride the ride
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>>144017129
fucking casual
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>>144017151
YO YOU BE SAYING
HOL UP FINNA
FINNA YOU BE SAYIN
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>>144017151
dont meme me please i've had a rough day
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>>144017010
No wonder you go by anger anon, you're a manlet and will forever be one, kek. What size- I mean types of games do you play? Do you like SHORT games or long games anon.?
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>>144017039
i'm a boy anon
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>>144016982
>>144017039
WE
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>>144016871
Yeah that might work.
Wait what if I start to really like the idea because I masturbate to it?
Oh well, like I have anything to lose.Anons, I'm about to masturbate to the thought of you! Prepare yourselves!
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>>144017316
Don't patronize me, anon.Size doesn't matter.
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>>144016850
CORRECT.
>>144017114
He's wearing a hoodie, man, that's Underswap Pap.
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>>144017323
oh no im straight. thats cute though shorty
>>144017342
god dammit here we go
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>>144017354
> read that in Papyrus' voice due to the written intonation (lacking only caps) and image
P-papyrus-san...
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Would you a old turtle?
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>>144017443
>Size doesn't matter.
How BIG of you to say that anon. I agree!
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Don't worry anons.
I've sent the God of Hyperdeath to eat all the unruly posters.
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>>144017623
Not too TALL of a statement, imo
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>>144002601
give flowey a face
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>>144017679
he's saying that he wants to feed me something big and long
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>>144017051
Whites aren't subject to the same kinds of social and structural oppression that minorities deal with, offensive and racially biased material works to keep these minorities in a state of lesser power.
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>>144017679
For once I'm grateful for you degenerate vorefags.
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>>144015557
Aww thanks. I just couldn't resist making my own dumb version of it.
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>>144017496
I...tend to start writing the way he speaks whenever I post him.THAT'S JUST HOW INFLUENTIAL THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS!
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>>144017869
#black lies matter.
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>>144017891
Can I request some lewd and lusty Mettatons
I've been away for a while and I feel like this is the big thing I've missed out on
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>>144016686
Genuflect
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>>144017869
Being a dick to someone because their race is being a dick to someone because of their race, no excuses. Stop trying to justify your bigotry.
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>>144017943
HELLO FRIENDS,
MY NAME IS PAPYRUS, AND I LOVE EVERY SINGLE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE, SMART NICE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO POST FUNNY AND INTERESTING THINGS. YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD! IT SURPRISES ME WHY MANY OF YOU SAY YOU DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS OR A ROMANTIC INTEREST... YOU SOMETIMES CAN BE A LITTLE BIT TOO HONEST WITH YOUR PASSIONATE OPINIONS, BUT IN THE END YOU ALWAYS TRY TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER! TO BE QUITE HONEST, YOU'RE REALLY MUCH NICER THAN PEOPLE ON UNDERNET!
I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT YOU ALL AS MY FRIENDS! JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU! I AM A VERY COOL ROYAL GUARD, IN THE FUTURE! DO YOU DO COOL THINGS, TOO, BESIDES SHARING NICE PICTURES WITH GREAT TASTE? I ALSO LIKE PUZZLES AND HAVE A VERY COOL PLATONIC FRIEND (SHE JUST SUPPLEXED ME, IT WAS SO FUN!). YOU ARE ALL VERY NICE PEOPLE AND I WISH YOU HAPPY AND LONG LIVES.
THANKS FOR LISTENING!
THE PICTURE IS OF A RELATION: IT'S ME AND MY GREAT FRIEND!
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>>144017974
if that guy was black the police would just kick him and shoot the dog
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>>144017995
Aw thanks darlin
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>>144017354
Just don't try to steal our skeletons.
>>144017496
>Papyrus is just trying to say that he's an expert in baiting humans into traps and is about to plan another devious one
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>>144017869
Why not just go back to Africa, where black people are the majority
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yo who else wants to fucking die
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>>144018045
If that guy was a nigger, he would be in jail and or living off welfare till some other chimp kills him for his bananas.
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>>144018019
I love you Papyrus
>>144018105
Based anon, thank you
>>144018207
Shh happy thoughts
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>>144018207
I don't want to die I just want things to stop being bad for me
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>>144017995
Sure thang
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>>144018207
me
i dont deserve it desu
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So did the Hack make any announcement or even mention UT recently? I haven't been here in about a month.
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>>144018207
literally sitting here waiting for my dick to fall off so i can die of blood loss
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>>144018207
i dont want to but im not opposed to it either
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/utg/, girls are just a myth, right? They're not real, right?
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>>144018397
>Toby
>Working on the game
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>>144018397
Looked for an update...
>But nobody came
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>>144018397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6oITvbENo
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>>144018397
he hasn't posted an original tweet since like 3 weeks ago
I'm going to guess he is actually busy.
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>>144017891The unruly ones digest sloowly.The more unruly ones even slower.
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Why have the last few days been shitty even by /utg/ standards
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>>144018556
I didn't know he tweeted even that recently.
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Goodnight, /utg/! Tomorrow will be a better day, I promise.
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>>144018616
Just don't scat them out or they come back
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>>144018391
Beautiful, it's great when it's all shiny
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>>144018640
Summer break already started for a lot of US high schools
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>>144018658
You really promise? It'll really be better?
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>>144018658
i hope it will be
i really do
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>>144017995
This enough for ya?
>>144018397
Nope.
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>>144018640
the community's dying. Even I'm ready to abandon ship.
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>>144018640
I know it's cliche to blame summer.
But.
Summer.
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>>144018703
Summer's just an excuse for the regulars to shitpost more
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>>144018657
his last non retweet was on May 13th where he was in Japan meeting Itoi with Fangamer people
before that April 20, who knows he probably is doing something.
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>>144018207
Me.
Life is tiresome. So tiresome. I just want to disappear and stop existing.But how would you like to die?
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>>144018640
Blacklivesmatter
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>>144018523
>>144018528
>>144018548
>>144018556
>>144018749
Alright, I'll be back in another month.
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>>144018520
Y-yeah! We're all boys here! No girls allowed, etc! But if one of them were here, how would you feel?
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>>144018902
willing to give up on 4chan altogether
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>>144018869
That's probably for the best.
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>>144018749
Good god. 10/10
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>>144017708
Did I do good /utg/?
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>>144018670
Don't worry, he won't.
Everything disappears permanently.
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>>144018684
Have another
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>>144018902
violated
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>>144018658
Anon, it'll just be another day. Though, your hope is inspiring.
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>>144018713
It's on me.
>>144018745
We all do.
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>>144018976
>>144019068
Why though?
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>>144018902
I would be scared because I've never talked to a girl before
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>>144019052
Yes.
I really want to put my dick in him after a cute face like that.
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>>144019179
because girls are icky
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>>144019062
Oy box Mettaton get the fuck out of the way
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>>144019208
Anon no please flower is not for lewd
please do not violate my flower
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>>144019198
What if they've never talked to a boy before and just want a qt /utg/ bf?
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>>144018640
Some anons try to bait people with the whole [X character] sucks and your taste is shit if you like them even more than normally.
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>>144019130
We'll make this a beautiful general by removing the ninnies and the twits!
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>>144019376
hey someone saved one of my pictures. neat
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Post good ships
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>>144019376
So just stop liking boys idiot
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>>144019497
Its cute
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>>144013463
>he took down the imgur
>nothing on his lewd blog
fug
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>>144019405
Why would you want that? I'm not a qt, none of us are. And even worse yet we're clingy and overly emotional.
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>>144019497
Sure thing.
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>>144019497
That artist is my fave.
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>>144019497
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>>144019693
>And even worse yet we're clingy and overly emotional
Just like women! We have so much in common!
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>>144019642
Why is this allowed
The fact it doesn't go way over the top is what makes it fucking horrible
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>>144019642
I was hoping he was on Undyne
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>>144017708
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hey guys i just got here what's the scoop?
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>>144019910
It becomes awwright when pretending its Underswap
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>>144020004
Yes, that'd be very weird.
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>>144019245
this desu
they freak me out
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>>144019693
some of us arent
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>>144019497
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>>144020002
Chocolate
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>>143970895
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>>144017708
Here's one I made earlier.
>>144019910
I know. It's nicely drawn, so I have it saved, but it has incestuous tones so I have to put it in my folder where I keep things I don't want to look at very often.
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>>144019405
This goes against everything I've ever known about the female race. It's a fascinating fantasy though. Impossible but fascinating.
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>>144020110
Wait that was a we did it challenge? Can I still enter?
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>>144019910
I have no idea if they're around anymore but I used to have good bud bros here who liked brotherly love just as much as I do
All of what I got is pretty tame though
>>144019961
Honestly, Papyrus/Undyne is pretty good too
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>>144020110
>my shitty bpants made it
I don't know how to feel about this
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>>144019910
just imagine what kind of sick individual would get off to two skeletons haphazardly clacking against each other
keep it comical to stop it from being horrible
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>>144020002
It's summer.
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>>144020004
I would tell you something involving sandwiches made of knuckles but I feel that has been done already.
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>>144020110
>tfw in all of these so far
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>>144020078
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>>144019910
Yeah, I prefer when Sans tops, too
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>>144020110
Ehh... not quite as impactfull as the previous ones. Still I appreciate your efforts man.
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>>144020061
>>144020305
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>>144020381
>nice cream guy topping
not canon
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>>144020515
Though, I do have something you can put in your mouth
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>>144020274
Definitely not me no sir
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>>144020089
sounds good
>>144020290
oh. oh no.
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>>144020274
>just imagine what kind of sick individual would get off to two skeletons haphazardly clacking against each other
That just made it even hotter desu
>>144020430
The only correct way to do it
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There was an anon here the last couple days posting some new fanfic of Flowey being a demon, if you are here anon i bookmarked it and read it just now it is pretty good, please take requests one day and also write lewds
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>>144020515
*pet goat
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>>144020593
Gee whiz, it sure is nice of Papyrus to give Sans a breast cancer screening, if a little strange and unnecessary for a skeleton!
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>>144020430
Same, shame it's ridiculously rare to the point of annoying.
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>>144020648
DID SOMEONE SAY DEMON?
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>>144020896
>>144020638
>>144020430
I could stand bottom Sans if they didn't make him into the cringiest most exaggerated uke out of a bad BL parody ever. Koreans are really bad about this, surprisingly Japan isn't.
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>>144020896
the real shame is that skelefuckers are still breathing desu
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>>144018902
Girls are ok. I've always found it easy to speak to people no matter their gender but I've somehow never done anything with it. Men are more easy to maintain discussion with though.
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>>144020950
WOT'S GOIN' ON IN DIS 'FREAD, CHUMPZ?
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>>144020506
Yeah, this one didn't really have a theme like the other two. That and four of the images didn't have full bodies so had to make this super awkward white blob behind the Floweys.
I'm not as proud of this one as I am the others, but I like to think I did my best with what I had.
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>>144020872
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See you later anons.
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>>144021234
YOU ARE UNINVITED ALIEN
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>>144021292
*Hug
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>>144021447
>he thinks he can uninvite an ork
dey just keep on krumpin' till you zog the whole planet
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>>144020879
Y-yeah, it's nice when brothers care about each other right anon?
>>144021073
I like Sans/Papyrus and I like seeing them sexualized but 95% of Undertale 34 is awful at this point.
First off, it's saturated with artists with really low ability (unfinished SAI sketches, drawings on fucking lined paper). I also don't really like it when Sans goes too off model, which is almost always.
Way, way too many people drawing fetishes I can't accept on the skeletons either. I can accept a phantasmal dong or tongue here or there, but not like, pee and emeto fetish shit, as if either skeleton would conjure up a fucking digestive/urinary system just for that.
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>>144020381
i wish there was more of this
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>>144021631i feel the same desu bein a skeletonfag is suffering
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>>144021464
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>>144021631
I liked that artist who did the Papgore art, even if their Pap was on the skinny side. Hope they're still around.
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>>144021569
Well then alien.
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>>144021816
I just want to see them fuck
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>>144021874
Honestly I'm glad I'm not the only one being frustrated.
I used to see a good amount of it that I enjoyed when UT was still new-ish. Now it's like 1-2 pieces of art a week.
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>>144019497
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>>144021631
>not stroking your boner to crudely drawn sharpie marker skeleton vomit play doodles on crumpled napkins and using them for easy cleanup afterwards
FUCKING
CASUALyou seem like papfic anon, are you papfic anon?
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>>144021631
You also forgot the people that draw like literal children, even when it's porn. Don't get me started with artists being so lazy that they decide to draw literal ecto-asses with thighs and probably an entire body on them.
It's like nobody wants to explore the skeletal anatomy to lewd
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>>144021631
Skelefag here and I feel the same way. Fucking Koreans porn artists making things even worse with their technically well-drawn but terrible content. Why can't it be the Korean skelefags who switched over to capeshit instead of the robofags whose art I actually do like?
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>>144022117
seconded.
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>lewding the skeletons
>being a skelefag
pick one
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>>144021631
I feel you brah.
Plus, non-AU stuff is almost non-existent at this point.
Thanks God for Asians.
Sorry for orange blush on the pic though.
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near last for skeletal brothers
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Second to last for my lifting motivation
>>144021936
We're all a little weird here
*hug
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>>144022243
>muh no true scotsman
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>>144022150
That's a silly dad.
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>>144021936
*Fight
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>>144022080
I'm not actually.I'm the person who wrote the first Sans fapfic and singlehandedly ruined everything, at least that's what it feels like.
>>144022082
The shota skeleton thing is weird as fuck.
> It's like nobody wants to explore the skeletal anatomy to lewd
Yeah, what's the point in xenophilia if you can't find thrill in something nonhuman/exotic/novel?
>>144022117
> Fucking Koreans porn artists making things even worse with their technically well-drawn but terrible content.
I've never seen this put a better way.
>>144022252
The AUs all suck and are all uninspired garbage.
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>>144022315
if you aint first, youre last my boy
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>>144019497
•Ꞌ‿Ꞌ• x -_-
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>>144022082
oh god i hate this. i like the skeletons cause they are skeletons. i don't want to see no thicc bone shit
why do people put human anatomy on them when there are detailed images of skeleton anatomy
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>>144022243
I'm confused. I thought skelefags wanted to fuck the skeletons, and skeleposters just like skeleton hijinks.
>>144022416
Oh dear, it's been a long time since then, kinda neat to see you still around.
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>tfw no gf/bf in a goat fursuit who can pick me up and carry me away for cuddles whenever they want
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>>144022243
If we'd exclude lewders from the fandom, there would 5 people left in this thread.
>>144022416
I wrote a one lewd Papyrus fic but it was bad (I'm not the famous one)
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>>144022586
There's one artist whose thicc bones I'm actually OK with but otherwise it's fucking awful. Though I'd rather have that than the overly dainty chicken bones Baby Uke Sans is often drawn having.
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>>144022592
Hey anon, whichever one you are I hope things are cool. It's good to see you too.
I'm not a reg anymore but I come every now and again because honestly this place is full of great people and even the shitposty trainwreck threads are kinda fun.
>>144022632
If it was in the early days I probably saw it.
After about early December I couldn't keep up with the fics rolling in anymore.
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>>144022592
no if you like skeletons then youre a skelefag or skeletonposter. if you like skell lewds then youre cancer
>>144022632
im not excluding lewders. just people who lewd skeletons
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>>144022416
>The shota skeleton thing is weird as fuck.
That isn't what I meant, I meant their drawing SKILL is of literal children's. Like a kid would draw on neopets.com.
But that also applies too.
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Which undertale is the most vaporwave, /utg/?
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At least no matter how shitty we get we'll never be as bad as reddit
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>>144022902
Oh.
No, I agree with that too. On one hand, I get that people need to practice and everyone starts somewhere. On the other hand, I kind of wish they didn't feel the need to post every >>144022080 they make.
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>>144022951
Blooky vapors like a fart in Sahara the most easily.
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>>144022885
>everyone is allowed to lewd their character of choice
>except skeletons because fuck you
i get that people see it everywhere else besides utg so they are sick of seeing it but really?
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>>144023126
yes really. fuck you.
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>>144022873
I think it was a bit later.
>>144022885
>things I lewd are ok to lewd
>things I don't lewd being lewded is cancer
Wowie!
>>144022806
Thicc bone on Pap is usually cute.
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>he doesn't lewd the skeletons
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9033351f6adce1261a9df3e17de01db7/tumblr_o8278kD9Vt1s4gw6jo1_1280.png
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>>144023315
> underswap
Disqualified.
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>>144023239
Dang anon, I don't like lewd skellies, but the skelefuckers are pretty tame about it and have a sense of humor, at least have some fun with your shaming.
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>>144023315
Who's on the right? The artist?
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So which undertales are we allowed to lewd?
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Reminder that there's a discord of skeleton fuckers that have been shamed our of this thread and they have a rabid hate for other characterfags
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>>144022951
Mettaton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxnPlP6XjWE
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>>144023510
Alphys
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>>144023257
end your life.
>>144023421
there is no fun to be had here. skeletons are not for lewding.
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>>144023510
none of them
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>>144023510
MTT
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>>144023510
Any one, but in all seriousness, Mettaton is the prime target.
It's mind boggling to think that Sans has more porn than him.
>>144023539
I didn't know that/I missed that, good riddance.
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>>144023510
Anyone but Asrielbecause he's a kid
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>>144023510
I enjoy lewds of Asgore desu senpai
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>>144023510
GENITALS WERE A MISTAKE
CUT THEM OFF AND BE FREE OF SIN
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>>144023721
what about chara and frisk
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>>144023126
Everyone swallowed their lewd character of choice?
Yeah okay this is fine by me.
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>>144017708
Is this correct?
http://imgur.com/sj2qeuCI really need to go to sleep.
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>>144023510
anything except the children and the skeletons.
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>>144023814
Canonically lewdest character and literal semen demon?
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>>144023578
Stop being passive aggressive prude-kun!I'll lewd Papyrus all I want and you can't stop me :^)
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>not going to the bone zone
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>>144023578
OK, who is good to lewd for you, then?
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>>144024208
Chara
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>>144024105
ok cool. you should still kill yourself tho.
>>144024208
see >>144023841
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>>144023784
Monsters have no genitals
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>>144024105
>:^)
That anon is being a jerk, but there's no need for such a violent, hateful response! I'm calling the police!
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>>144024208
no one
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Reminder that Papyrus most likely masturbates on his racecar bed to relieve tension!
Papyrus also being shy and embarrassed about it!
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>>144023510
Alphys
Adult Asriel
Toriel
Asgore
Undyne
I'm not putting spider off limits but I don't want to touch it myself.
Both skeletons definitely are.
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Well, nice to see these threads also still hit image substantially before the post count is up.
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>>144024412
Maybe he's just an adult about it and pretends that it doesn't happen and doesn't tell anyone about it.
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>>144024342
So, nice paternal figures? An innocent ghost? Child's OC?
I don't give a fuck whether goats are lewded or not, even if it feels weird for me. I just marvel over how entitled you are.
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>>144023510
Napstablook, MTT, mad dummy, the skeletons, and muffet.
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>>144024371
Permanent virginity truly is the only way to become a sorcerer.
>>144024412
Stop slandering Papyrus, he relieves tension like a healthy monster through exercise, sparring and practicing his magic with Undyne, and creating puzzles!
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>>144024629
Yes that is our trademark.
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>>144023510
everyone except frisk
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Did Temmie really confirmed Frisk as non binary in a stream?
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>>144024825
>parental figures
obviously of age, they even lewded each other.
>an innocent ghost
youre right i forgot this one.
>a child's OC
i said no children dipshit.
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No one can tell who I am. I like this!
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>>144023539
I might be a skelefag but I don't want that kind of person to be in my social circle if that's what they're going to be like.
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>>144023510
everyone as long as they are of age (no children) and consenting
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*demand more Papdyne
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>>144024629
It's actually really odd that we didn't hit it even sooner. Typically we're stuck in textpost hell/quiet comfypost time for at least an hour.
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>>144024978
>he relieves tension like a healthy monster through exercise, sparring and practicing his magic with Undyne, and creating puzzles!
And by fingering the gap in his pubic arch!
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If you lewd edgegote you're lewding fricks oc
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>>144025108
Frisk is non-binary so you can project yourself onto them
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>tfw skeletonfags are this triggered
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>>144023510
Undyne
Alphys
Asgore
Toriel
MTT
Burgerpants
Catty
Bratty
Nicecream Guy
RG 01 and 02
Snowdin Bunnies
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>>144024534
So was Asriel the age he would have been had he aged?
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>>144023510
everyone.
they're all fictional.
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>>144025276
I can't project myself on a non-binary character since I'm not non-binary.
I thought Frisk was just supposed to be of undefined sex. As in, it was just never made clear since monsters don't know shit about humans and Frisk doesn't talk.
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Here is the image I couldn't post.
I need something but it's not object and I can't attain it by myself. Can anyone understand? If they do, please help me.
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>>144025169
>obviously of age
unlike who?
>>144024978
Papyrus ending up in ER with a robot figurine lodged in his pelvis!
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>>144025458
Frisk does talk, how else are you going to tell Sans the triple secret password to get into his room?
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>>144025339
Really? Because you seem to get triggered everytime a skeleton gets lewded
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>>144025406
He could be I guess. It's just fanwork anyways.
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>>144025458
They didn't say 'non-binary', they said ambiguously gendered, so any gender can be given by the player.
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>>144025514
unlike the actual children. i dont get where you're going with this.
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>>144025368
>no Gerson
he canonically fucked every monster in the underground though
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>>144025596
Sign language.
>>144025686
Oh. Well, that's basically what I meant by "undefined sex".
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>>144025240
NO!! He creates in-depth stop motion battle sequences with his action figures and posts them on MonsterTube! Or daydreams about finally joining the Royal Guard and single-handedly destroying the barrier through sheer charisma and strong bones!
>>144025514
That was a freak accident, he just tripped while he was changing out of his pajamas!
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>>144025667
I mean edgegoat in the game, I noticed it mentioned his parents stopped aging when he died. That was weird
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Don't make a new thread
>>144002636
>>144002636
>>144002636
>>144002636
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>men doing women's studies
Even idiot can see that this is a trashpile. Just fucking stop before new meme spurs out of this stupid mess.
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>>144025728
Oh you're right, I knew I was forgetting some.
And let's add Riverperson.
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>>144025691
So skellies are actual children? Because if you don't want to lewd them because of their buddy role or whatever, but you can't understand some people can see Asgore and Toriel's role making them sexualy unappealing, you kind of look like an egotist.
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Headcanon that when Blooky is horny, he gets really frustrated because he doesn't have hands, so he goes around humping anything he can find. He also cries really loud until someone finds him.
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>>144025875
It's hard to say anything about his age after how much he has seen as a Flowey between those two points in time.
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>>144025640
He's probably Indian, everything is a trigger to them.
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>>144026292
He types like an indian with all lower caps like that, yeah.
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>>144026147
i never said that. i understand that some people dont like asgore and toriel, i dont like them either you idiot. i just dont like to see the skeletons lewded and think you should kill yourself.
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>>144026605
Why are you so mad, Anon? So, what about skeletons triggers you that much? No flesh? Spooky? You think of them as asexual buddies?
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>>144022372
why the hell would you save that, thats disgusting
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>>144026886
His ex was a skeleton, anon, please understand.
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>>144026886
not mad, just think you should commit suicide. asexual though.
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>>144026886
it's the one guy, stop responding. if we are really invading his safe space he can leave the thread and come back another time.
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