Dota 2 general /d2g/

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

none of you will ever be good at anything

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

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best waifu

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>>143999584
>tfw santa gives you what u wanted

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>teammate randomed Meepo
>switch with him
>tiny buys dagon

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never forget

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>lion first picked every game
nice hero doturds

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>>143999584
>>143999747
>tfw new hopes and dreams moving forward

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WWW?

I was saving private retard and every fight I graved huskar or some moron getting necro ulted

So if I opened a dota theme restaurant would all you faggots come and eat there?

>wait staff dressed like your favorite dota girls
>admiral kunkka's fish and crits
>big screen playing pro dota games
>lan rooms in the back, weekend tournament up on the big screen
>to go containers are cardboard couriers

>>144000016
>having money to go out and eat

Wagecucks baka

>>143999973
>those item builds
Can you please git gud before you blogpost?

>>143999880
oh well i guess its time to watch eu hub compilation videos again

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>Razor
>Viper

I'm in the middle of deciding which team deserves to lose more

>>144000225
if razor lanes against viper

do both teams lose?

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im bored,

1) how to escape 4100-4400 trench?
2) my longest losing spree was 12 (with 1 win in between because enemy leaver)
3) my other acc has 4950
4) most played positions: off/roam/support
5) i would be happy with 4750 on ym main
6) im a cosmetic freak and cant w8 for the im2chest
7) the thing i hate the most is when someone picks support and i roam and i say i help with suport and end up buying courier, flying and 4 wards b4 the "actual" support buys anything suport related.
8) the time i spent playing makes a relationship impossible, thats why i regularly hire asian hookers to satisfy my sexual needs as a man. Asians because they are the cheapest.

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BEHIND THE OVERLAY

>>144000310
Do you pick Tide/Magnus/Sk/Silencer teamfight shit?

>>144000310
>expecting the other support to help

That's where you fucked up

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>>144000420
>EVERY DAY

EVERY
FUCKING
DAY

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>BeyondTheSummit
Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

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>>143999584
>>143999747
>>143999939


>tfw you ascend beyond stupid fundies

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Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

>>143999681
WAIT, I WANT THE WINTER MAP, HOW?

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>why'd you get crit level 1 on jugg?
>"it's better for last hitting"

>>144000431
out of those u mentioned i did a lot of sk off back then, tide from time to time and silencer only a few times as support. I suck at magnus.

Thanks Kotlguy. Wonder if we'll watch the whole game under your fucking draft overlay.

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>>143999584
>>143999747
>>143999939
>>144000526
>tfw you settle your quarry

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dotards?

6 MINUTES UNTIL THIS GOT REMOVED

WHY WERE THESE GUYS HIRED AGAIN?

SIX
FUCKING
MINS

>>144000000

>>144000985
good looking straight white males with connections

>'professional' twitch streamers leaving the picking phase overlay on their channel making pinoys scream in the chat
what a time to be alive

>>144000225
>razor & viper are bad
Keep picking puck and other LE EBIN PLAYMAKERS, someone gotta collect that -25.

>don't worry you didn't miss much
>in this 1.5 kills per minute game of aggressive Russian Dota

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>>144000606
>to crit on omnislash

does anyone here know if 1v1 queue counts for dotabuff wins? or quests?

>>144001056
you are literally that guy

>>144001072
>game goes past 30 minutes
>deal 0 damage

>>144000000

>>144000606
>>144001131
>to push tower

>>144001171
>i buy mek then dont farm
BRAVO

>professional doto player
>buys HotD
>dominates ranged creep and sends him at ancient
>forgets to stack ancients
WEW
why is the pro scene in such a sad state?

>>144001168
who's that guy and why am I him

>>144001171
?
viper deals some breddy gud damage lategame

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>bulldog says you spam the op heroes in the meta in ranked to get high mmr

it's not fair m8 i just wanted to play heroes i enjoy

>>144001171
youre not supposed to let the game go on that long with viper, if you do you have to choke the life out of your opponents very slowly while they cant farm

>>144001496
Nothing wrong with that either

>>144001453
they're high on krokodil

>>144001496
Well OP heroes are just easier MMR. If you can play a hero well you will climb anyway, I'm sure

>>144001453
Pro scene's state mirrors the game's state, lmao

>>144001453
why are you making such a sweeping generalization

>>144001496
>who is Attacker

Nice Backstab

>VP

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>he doesnt abuse
WHY?

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>>143999584
>>143999747
>>143999939
>>144000526

>tfw uncontested safelane farm

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Okay lads. I have it. I have THE Rubick buff.

Rubick can lift allies.

>>144001146
pls help i need quests

>>144002307
>rubick cliffs and griefs everyone until people start automatically turning off help from rubick

epic buff

>>144002307
>when rubick dies, a negative version of null field is applied to the hero who got the killing blow, like venge's aura

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>>144002260
>>144000526
>>143999939
>>143999747
>>143999584
>联队你有一个采石场解决

>>144002429
>>144002307
>BKB'd enemy hitting your ally
>move them onto a cliff
GENIUS

>>144002429
people do the same shit with relocate and kotl with blink dagger. alternatively, it could be used to pull an ally closer to safety when he's stunned.

join quaswexreport for abuse lobbies

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>>144002307
>mfw I put my cuck mid on cliff at 0:00 rune spawn.

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>Dragon Lance now reduces Uphill Miss to 15%, including to buildings.

>>144002227
hows it work famalam

>>144002591
i was gonna tell you but then you typed "famalam" you fucking piece of shit

>game of throws: autistic slav retard edition

>>144002227
What do you mean by abuse?

>>144002701
CIS doto, always fun to watch.

>>144002641
sorry dude you want me to suck your dick to make up for it?

>>144002761
Like Depp abused Amber Heard

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WHAT

WENT

WRONG

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>its jugg uses omni on sven with 60+ armor episode

>>143999681
how2mod

>>144002307
RUBICK CAN SPELLSTEAL ALLIES

Y/N

>>144003005
He fell for the omni carry meme

>>144003176
LMAO 4 RAVAGES
LMAO 4 BLOODSEEKER BOOSTED AGHS ZEUS ULTS

>>144003005
>bloodstone
???

>>144003176
>steal tether
>crash games if you are losing
Literally FREE MMR.

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What if Spell Steal now actually STEALS the spell, so the enemy you steal it from can no longer use it.

>>144003350
Soul Ring is mandatory and cucks think you always have to upgrade and keep your unfitting lategame items instead of getting a Skadi.

>>144003294
LMAO 4 WOLF

4 WOLF

>>144003176
would be silly, imagine a global ult lineup with rubick taking all their spells with aghs in sequence and shitting out tons of damage

>>144002761
join quaswexreport chat channel if you want to abuse quests in your compendium.

We rig matches to get wins, and in the matches you can do your quest easily.

Che k this shit out


RUBICK CAN STEAL ITEMS


GENIUS LEMME GELL YA

nice throws vega

fucking shitters.

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BLOG TIME
>Be in the shitter tier MMR
>Play a game
>Get a /d2g/ guy by the name of "Positive Mental Attitude" (Seen him in here posting his dotabuff, telling me I should talk to my teammates better)
>Starts off keeping up his character
>Trying to keep in nice
>SF we have is literally sub 20 IQ
>Keeps trying to be sincere
>"Okay I literally can't deal with you, buckle the fuck up"
>Starts talking to the SF like shit
>Am now vindicated for calling my teammates retarded
Nyo ho ho ho

Why do teams draft heroes with no late game when dota games never end before 40 minutes anymore?

>throowing oot my moose

sven and slark dumpster when?

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Can we have a game without Lion

>>144003989
>LMAO WE NEED FLASHY FIGHTS TO ATTRACT ONE-TIME PLAYERS WITH A 5-SECOND SPAN OF ATTENTION

>inb4 aloha and noone switched teams for this game

>>144004061
both are balanced reddit bro

>>144003572
nice meme faggot!
why dont you advertise on reddit! XD

>tfw your teamate whines like an annoying cunt
>tfw you know he's right but you tell him to fuck off anyway

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The fuck is wrong with US East?

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>riki is bad

I want reddit to leave

>>144004175
Do you really think that slark is balanced?

>>144004354
>hero is popular means he's broken
NERF PUDGE PLS

>>144004347
you misspelt west

>tfw it's STR carry meta
>tfw you pick jug core

>>144004354
You mean I HAVE TO draft AOE stuns against him?
Yeah must be broken.

>>144004347
>yo ese! you talking shit holmes?

>>144004265
>teammate says that we lost and there is no reason for 5 man fights
>tell him to fuck off
>"ok, look why we can't win"
>goes 2vs5
>dies
>"See, we can't do anything against them"

>>144004347
Peruvian monkeys

Did you really need to ask famicom

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>>144003602
Reworked Aghanim's Scepter:
Adds a secondary Spellsteal option, called Itemsteal. Rubick will steal the active component of the last item used by the target hero. The item must still be within their inventory for Itemsteal to work (cannot steal consumables such as Enchanted Mango or Permanent Aghanim's Scepter from Alchemist, for example). If the enemy hero did use a consumable, Itemsteal is simply blocked, ie Rubick will not steal an item's active component used before the consumable.

Using Itemsteal will replace any stolen spell Rubick has currently memorized, and using Spellsteal will replace any currently memorized item active. Casting Itemsteal on the same hero will reset the stolen item's active component's cooldown if they did not use another active since (works like Spellsteal). Iteamsteal memorization lasts 60 seconds.

Cooldown is 4 seconds for both Spellsteal and Itemsteal. Using one does not put the other on cooldown.

>>144004507
>blow all your stuns on him
>his ult ends
>he is at full health
>you have no more stuns

you dont even play dota

stop posting

Anybody has decent manilla preditions I can steal? Mostly interested in teams/players.

>>144004845
>he ults
>AoE stun him once
>ult is over
>kill him

>>144004951
>purges your stun
>pounces away at full health

nothing personnel kid

>>144004507
>have to counter a hero in a specific way
>waaah imba
Morello pls go

>>144004845
Stop replying to him.

If you ever get a chance to visit /vg/ channel on the client, try hovering over the members profiles and check what MMR they're on.

You'd be amazed at how many people are bad... And those people post here.

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remember d2g, you are the only constant

>>144005130
Yeah dude just like huskar. All you have to do is just counter in the picks. That hero was never... oh wait

>>144004935
check merlini's youtube

>>144005202
>several bad people post on a /vg/ channel
>thus everyone on /vg/ is bad
nice fallacy there m8

How many weeks before they fix the queue after a match ?

>>144005056
Slark is just problematic from a design perspective. Make him deal too much damage and he can rape entire teams and escape with no danger. Too little damage and Slark is a useless hero that just annoys.

>>144005359
>guys let's go magic burst cheese lmao it'll be so fucking epic
>Oh shit we forgot to ban Husk- FUCK
Your fault.

>>144005407
>several
It's more than that.

I dare you to check right now.

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>>144005409
Never.

>>144005359
>huskar was OP
Aside from the orb walking shit no he wasn't.
It was le balanced healing supports that were the problem there.

>>144003005
>43 mins
>qop only has 2 items
What the fuck
Also that carry omni build is pure shit

vega is literal shit

>>144005347
>deso + helm of the dominator
Uhh

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>safe lane
>is never actually safe
epic

>>144005549
>100% of people who post on /d2g/ talk in /vg/ chat

>>144005789
he literally said "deso is not an orb anymore" when i asked about it

>>144005789
Deso + hotd would be fine
Deso + satanic is foolish

>>144005789
>searing arrows
>deso
uhh

>>144006061
>you
uhh

>>144006061
Take your (You) and fuck off

>>144006335
or you can just leave comments on my profile thats fun too x3

>>144006335
Lmoa this shitter again xd

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>Enemy deathball racks after unpausing right away 5 times and winning as a 5v4
>They talk shit

@144006061
You don't even deserve a (You) just for the fact that you don't read patch notes

@144006335
If I had to tell you how awful you are at Dota, I'd do it in-game, and on the mic. You don't even deserve a (You)

Should teleport ground animation move if teleporting hero moves? It distract sometimes.

>>144006825
no all abilities that move you should cancel tp

such as drow silence

my mic apparently no longer works, what mic do you guys use for dota and in general?

>>144007054
blue snowball cause i got it for free, but any desk or lappel mic would do fine really.

>>144007054
A cheap ass Eurocase mic.

>>144007054
Do you think I speak Russian, or what?

>>144007187
i use it mostly when i stack

>>144005856
makes more sense to call it the short lane

>>144004350
he is the poor mans bounty hunter

>>144007028
>reading comprehension

>>144007570
you are obviously not a native english speaker and are going to need to explain

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>>144005789
>mfw people on /d2g/ don't know how to orb switch

baka

>>144007541
He is the new cancer hero.

5th highest win rate.

>>144005856
its safe in non shitter brackets

>>144007725
>Even attempting to argue with shitskins
Senpai , just report and hide.

>>144007725
I believe he is upset that you tried to take the conversation off to a tangent instead of addressing his original point.

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LASSE

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When will Icefrog add CheeseDevil?

I can't wait. Who else is excited for CheeseDevil?

>>144007808
no he's not cancer, just abuses a lot of pub shit like bh does

>>144004545
>"wtf"
>"why?"
>"omg noobs"
>ping ping ping ping
>"sigh"
>"why even try"

instant fucking mute shut the fuck UP you fucking crybaby god forbid you ever actually be behind in a dota game and need to CHALLENGE YOURSELF to win jesus christ

>>144005347
How can one clinkz player be this shit
How does dire lose this
Why didnt he go fucking orchid/bloodthorn inb4 2k
Just how do you lose this as dire honestly, holy shit

>>144002307
Hear this m8
>Telekinesis deals 60/90/120/150 damage when landing (to the lifted target and stunned enemies)
>Telekinesis Throw distance from 375 to 450 for heroes and 600/700/800/900 for creeps. Creeps are thrown at twice the speed
>Telekinesis can lift allied creeps

>>144008218
>rubick becomes GoodLich
Ok

>>144007541
A bh that actually deals damage

>>144008218
I like this idea simply because he can play catch with Rubick and Tiny

/d2g/, is buying the battle pass still worth it?
I was thinking about getting the USD 10 dollar version.

>>144008593
Eh, it is. It's still not as good as other battle passes/compendiums, but it ain't the worst.

>>144008790
Which means?

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>>144008546
>bh used to deal damage
>people start playing him more and more as support
>the old ways are lost

I miss them

>>144008489
oh but that's when step 2 of the master plan comes along

>Sacrifice cooldown from 60/50/40/30 to 40
>Sacrificed units give 55%/70%/85%/100% XP
>At levels 3 and 4, Sacrifice can target enemy creeps
>Frost nova cooldown from 8 to 8/7/6/5

>>144008845
The rewards arent as good as the winter pass or other compendiums but its not the worst pass released.

If you enjoy it and want some free dota shit then get it. $10 is nothing.

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>song on spotify ends right as enemy ancient falls

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>>144008965
Get fucking gud kid

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>>144006335
>get btfo in d2g chat
>passive aggressively shitpost anonymously

>>144009179
Well.., it's actually something in my local currency something like 36 USDbut I guess I will get it for the free stuff.

>>144009246
Wait, I'm not in the /d2g/ group
What happened?

>>144009246
>>144009448
he means the /vg/ chat on the menu, just join the channel, and he's also wrong, its more pathetic than that and nothing to do with /vg/ chat

>>144006335
Join our discord khanzeal you don't have to be a gameshitter

>>144009410
What is your currency?

>>144009719
BRL.

>>144007739
Drop your items? See what happened to swindle?

treasure 2 golden is for treant
level 225 reward (99.90usd) is male tresdin + voiceover and goes in the voice slot

>>144009410
LMAO, in my local currency it was about $140 bucks.
Argentinian peso. More devaluated than a ricing hard carry

>>144009719
Ruppee

>>144009606
Khanzeal got btfo or other way around?

>>144007739
>Dropping your items in a teamfight

m8 i'd understand if this was like in wc3 dota where the active orb was the one on the first inventory slot

>>144009926
Hello fellow neighbor.

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Post you're waifu

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just end my fucking life i cant play this game anymore

post sheever doing fapable things.

>shit upon them
>*slurping sounds*

what did he mean by this?

>>144009719
Peso

>>144010024
he was mean to me when I was trying to help him and all I try to do is be nice but he snapped at me and removed me so i posted this but then i re added him and regretted posting this

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>>144009189
>spotify

>>144010067
Is that you're waifu? Or husbando? Penis is gay

>>144010189
Wanna make our baby boy?

>>144010310
>Wanna make our baby boy?

I-I don't get it

Do I get blink or aghs first on windginger?

Guys join chat channel quaswexreport

get in hereee

>>144010364
Wanna be my other half?

>>144010441

yes

>>144010435
Fuck off gameshitter. Join our discord.

>>https://discord.gg/0dRxGYLssGR4u8hH

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>Guys pick Slark I play a mean Oracle
>Guys really pick Slark already quick
>Guys they're gonna pick him what are yo-
>Enemy picks Slark
>Lose

Loving every minute I play this game I tell you

>>144010502
>>144010441
So, you guys are basically going to be Ogre Magi. Post footage of you multicasting enemies with fireblasts, or get banned.

>>144010585
?
how does slark win vs oracle lol

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>>144010657
Don't ban me. This is dota 2 related.

>don't have a mic
>don't ever communicate to anyone in-game beyond drawing lines on the map or pinging to attack/def a tower
>try to draw a line on the map to denote my path to my ally, after pinging the mid enemy hero to signify I am ganking with smoke
>No one hears you.
The raport system is fine, guys!

>>144010807
>jpg

>>144010945
If no one heard you why didn't he help you?

>>144010797
Oracle only has 4 spells to keep your team alive which isn't nearly enough for 4 team mates feeding into a Slark, you need 3 for each ally at least

>check twitch
>all streams are russian or some other slav country
lmao at this game
i quit

>>144010797
at 4k mmr the oracle disarms you and stacks heals on them also doesnt know he can purge you and sheeeit

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>our systems think this is spam
>please reformat and try again

>>144010797
It's fucking retard hour on /d2g/ I see

>>144010582

I joined it but its more dead than my personal irc channel baka fuckin lame

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>>144008043
>Bristleback in an offlane with Clinkz
>Clinkz dies 3 times
>Last time he dies he's dusted in the enemy jungle and runs to me
>Dies
>PINGPINGPINGPINGPING
>"where goo?!?!"
>Proceed to get blamed for enemy carry being fed because Clinkz fucks off after 4 deaths.
>Teammates wonder why I have no farm or XP

>>144009189
>spotify

disgusting, dude
get a media player

What do you expect from Zai's new team for TI

Don't remember if that dumbfuck CWM is on it

>>144011595
cant wait to see them get btfo

real fun will start in the post-ti shuffle though

>>144011595
nothing

i think zai also expects nothing.
he just wants to get back in form.

>>144011595
speak of zai

twitch tv/zai

>>144012072

Singsing is on too why do the best streamer get in at the same time is it a co nspiracy

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>>144012540
>want to watch Sing
>want to watch Zai
>want to masturbate
>want to eat
>want to play Pokken
Too many choices

is it possible for arteezy to unJUST himself?

hey d2g what hero should i play if i want to kill myself when the game finishes

>>144013298
slark

>5.5k average game
>everybody on my team is speaking peruvian
>enemy is all chatting in peruvian
>subtly throw and watch as my teammates get angrier and angrier
>still have no idea what they're saying
is there a better feeling?

>>144010189
Lol, hes mean to anyone who gives him some sort of advice because he thinks he knows the best but hes just fucking shit, he done the same to me and other people i knew aswell

post sheever!

>queueing has been bugged as shit for weeks
>even when you fix it you're only going to queue into a guaranteed win/loss based on how many 1k ->3k reshuffle players you got on your team

is there any point in even playing this shit game anymore

>>144013695
yea winning senpai

>>144013695
>5.5k
Teach me how to not be bad

Will Secret actually manage to win a series this major?

>>144014205
doubt it

>>144014205
artEEzy will never lose

>>144014017
I see, interesting..

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Post mmr dropping tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzZbP7cOUWU

>>144014081
khanzeal you need to lighten up and promote a positive mental attitude in our community

>>144014205
nah, EE and RTC combined is just too big of an anchor. one of them is always going to throw

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>>144014017
Go on and drop a name cause I guarantee your advice wasn't anything short of 'lol jus get gud xd harden up xd u shud just maintane p m a'

>team reports me because I haven't fed 55 times to the enemy team like my diving teammates who Rosh without dust and sentries vs BH and Nyx and who try to fight against magic burst heroes without a BKB or some magic resist, because I'm not plum retarded
>get lpq and mute because of this

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>tfw
:3

Any reason items can't be bound to certain keys or is client just not there yet?

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Spider hero when?

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>>144014579
>play support
>0-0-5 conduct summary

so easy

>>144014579
>tfw I play like shit, and everyone wants to report me, but I keep that exact same conduct summary

why

>friend and I both have battle pass
>I am better at doing the quests and have 3 stars on almost all of them
>he has a bunch of 1 or 2 stars
>I make smarter bets than him
>have 1500 more battle point winnings
>he is 4 levels higher than me because he got lucky in the Lina game

This is pissing me off. I carry his ass through every game and do better at getting points but he still gets more/better rewards.

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>>144014205
JUST

>>144014687
no reports left over

>>144014687
those people blow their reports instantly on anyone who does anything they deem a reportable mistake and have none left over for the next 10 games for people who actually deserve them

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>>144014205
PunishRTZ will pull through

>>144014775
>>144014843
I meant that the summary still appears as though I haven't been reported.
Does this mean the report system truly is fucking trash?

>>144014934
>get unga bunga team full of retards
>they're a 3 stack
>instant 24h mute and low prio

nice

>>144014934
Did you even read the second guys post?

What's the best looking windrunner bow?

>>144015094
The one that costs like a billion dollars obviously.

>>144015094
Bow of Repick

>>144014579
>:3
kys

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>tfw you die all the time
>tfw teammate tells you to "rly hard dont get this timing"

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LITERALLY WHICH DOTA HERO IS MY TEAMMATE PLAYING RIGHT NOW?

>>144015238
Post steam :3

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>>144014579
Brother!

>>144015298
le shrec

>>144015298
bristle

watch me be right

>>144015298
NS

>>144015298
ogre meme
eyefull void
sandshaker

>>144015298
I'm this is fucking Bristle, you're reported
NECRO

>>144014685
>play support
>be friendly all game
>make sure that there is never a point in time where we do not have wards on the map
>buy healing salves for people who are low
>force staff the carry away from a gank and bodyblock the enemies to ensure he escapes at the cost of my own life
>whenever a teammate does something good I take the time to type out "great call axe" or "nice arrow mirana" instead of just spamming chat wheel
>thank my carries for leading us to victory

>0 commends ever

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>>144014685
>tfw

>>144014687
Probably ran out of reports or they just didnt care much and the game actually was nice or you won, who knows

>>144015417
Yay

>>144015640
you have to stack for people
when they see the big numbers pop up and they pop a boner at that theyll think youre the best support ever

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>>144015425
>>144015451
>>144015520
>>144015550
>>144015550
>>144015616

:^)))

>Random Broodmother in All Pick
>They instapick LC

Well, fuck.

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>>144015301

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>>144015752
This is the first time in literal months I've seen this played right
Not reported

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>>144015752
>33:31
really makes you think

>>144014293
Just run away from him really, he isnt worth talking to or anything

>>144014518
Shut up

>>144015752
Viable

>>144015640
>three stack of useless shitters that I and the other solo carry on our backs
>they spend all game smack talking when I and the other solo make the plays and get shit done so our highly skilled right clickers can maintain the sick deeps
>the stack tip each other after spamming gg lmao gg rekt haha gg!!
>conduct summary: 0-0-0
lmao

>>144015752
WHAT the FUKC

>>144012710
Purge confirmed Undead.

>>144015946
Will paragon kill dota

>>144015946
Will dota ever be a good game

>>144015946
can i design the first custom non-ported hero

>>144015946
WILL SLARK GET NERFED

>>144016012
>>144016041
ITS A SIGN

>>144015946
Will the next anime I watch be enjoyable?

>>144016012
>>144016041
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>144015752
viable

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>>144015946
is pugna a boy?

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>>144015946
Will 2based make a return to doter?

>>144004347
I have something similar but with EUW being where I play most with a 50 or so winrate, and EUA and Russia have higher winrate but way less matches
Coincidence or is EUW more "toxic" than Russia and EUA?

>>144016113
Rerolling.

>>144015946
will I ever manage to finally kill myself?

Their Slark
>8 minute midas

Our Slark
>feeds fb

Every fucking time. EVERY FUCKING TIME! WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN TO GET A LIFESTEALER ON MY TEAM THAT CAN ACTUALLY CARRY US, OR AN INVOKER THAT DOESNT SIT MID ALL DAY THROWING YOLO SUNSTRIKES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REREREE

>>144015946
see
>>144014205

>>144016113
>>144016240
kek

>>144015946
Will I ever be 3k?

>>144016240
Keeping me in suspense and not spoiling anything?

Thanks magic 8 all.

>>144015946
will this game ever not suck?

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UPDATE

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>>144016349
SWNL

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>>144016379

>>144016483
will this game ever not suck>>144016483

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>>144015946
Will I ever find a gf as cute as my waifu?

>just got a loss thanks to some retard PA spammer who doesn't know how to play and went 1-16-3
>reported him for communication abuse since he was bitching the entire game about MUH WARDS MUH SUPPORT OMG WHERE TEAM?????????????????????
>requeue
>get teamed with the same fucking guy again, who instapicks PA again
I'd rather take the fucking LPQ hit. I thought mm supposedly tried to avoid placing you with players you'd already reported before.

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>>144016672
>waifuing a slut

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>>144015946
Do I have a big cock?

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>>144016792
Hotaru doesn't even know what sex IS.

>>144016731
I once got queued 3 times in a row with the same guy. He always was the worst one in the team.

>>144016837
based

It's literally impossible to accurately predict the final compendium amount without knowing anything about Immortal 2 and 3's. Immortal 1 were for the most part dogshit.

Fucking Valve.

>>144016731
>I thought mm supposedly tried to avoid placing you with players you'd already reported before
??

>>144015946
will i ever reach 7k

>>144016328
shut up faggot

>>144015946
will I ever reach 4k?

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>>144015946
should I get my bp stretched this weekend

>>144015946
Will Secret ever lose?

>>144016883
Kill yourself german fuck

>>144017170
>tfw i wont stretch this anons bp
;_;

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>>144017009
>tfw only low 5k right now

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>>144017249
Why are you so mad?

>>144015946
Am I actually a 7k player being dragged down by the 2k ooga boogas?

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>>144016893
i get this all time to the point I recognize names

some of these people go so long without changing their name

theyre always the people who fuck up games

>>144017170
thats a yes in my book

>>144014205
hahahahaha

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post more sheever!

>>144017350
>>144017251

>>144015946
Will I kill everyone in this general?

>>144017170
>>144017251
Can you be gay somewhere else

>>144017671
dear magic 8 ball, should this anon be gay somewhere else