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WAAAGH edition

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>Total War Warhammer
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first for blood dragon
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Explosions make everything better
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>>143987263
Hahaha that's actually fucking awesome.
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>Bretonnia
>shitfarming all day
>only get to keep 1/10th of your harvest
>you're worth less than the tools you use to farm for your liege
>fuck, you're so irrelevant you're not even allowed to practice the state religion because it'd be filthy
>invent trebuchet, the single most important weapon in the Bretonnian army except horses
>get paid two gold coins and a well-fed pig

>The Empire
>shitfarming all day
>pay mad taxes
>fucking beastmen all over just won't fuck off
>poor as fuck
>get conscripted
>forced to fight fucking Daemons the size of a goddamn house with a dinky spear and frilly pants

>Sylvania
>chill as fuck
>till the land with your family
>no taxes what so ever
>do whatever the fuck you want
>exciting and unique wildlife
>raise grandma from the dead
>eco-friendly as fuck with mad recycling animating the dead instead of having conscripted armies
>once in a blue moon a big titty sultry vampire comes to suck on your neck for a bit

Give me ONE reason Sylvania isn't the objectively best place for humans
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YOU FUCKS

POST TRADING CARD REWARDS COOL BACKGROUNDS AND EMOTIONCS
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Is this really happening, I fled to the other side of the world to escape these faggots.
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>>143987418
trading cards?
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>>143987425
you pissed in the wrong dwarfs ale, skellie.
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>>143987425
>what are grudges

>>143987386
sounds like paradise
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Reposting.

So my dorf campaign just bugged out and now I can't save or end my turn, anyone here encountered the same issue?

I just wiped out the last Chaos stack and the advisor tells me about Chaos coming back again and it brings me to the diplomacy screen with the Empire selected but no dice.
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Finally decided to install the agents mod for TWWH after my chaos Lord got killed instantly despite being almost level 19
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>>143987425
i guess they have a bone to pick with you. dont take their armies for granite or you might be dead.
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>>143987548

I just let them massacre two zombie armies so that I can raise high end units from the battlefield.

Dwarves are cunts, but vampires are bigger cunts.
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>>143987425
As vamps never fucking touch the dwarfs until you've conquered the humans

They're hell to fight and they never give up
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>>143987263
THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT
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>>143987386
>once in a blue moon a big titty sultry vampire comes to suck on your neck for a bit
Do you cuddle afterwards?
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>>143987625
>being so bad you need to cheat
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>>143987721

I didn't.
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>>143987386
Dunno if it's just lahmians but vamps feeding on you feels so good that you never want to do anything else
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>>143987721
Either this or go all out and raze them completely. You don't want ongoing hostility with those fucks.
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>>143987295
>badlands kotyl
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>>143987642
>dont take their armies for granite
>for granite

is this a meme? is he memeing?
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The best thing about dwarfs is having less dwarfs to fight
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>>143987386
>land is literally dead
>farming
>get torn to shreds by horrifying creatures regardless if its day or night
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>buy total war warhammer on first day
>try to buy food
>card doesn't work
>go to bank to withdraw cash
>"insufficient funds"
>i spent my last dime on warhammers
>my money doesn't come in until thursday
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>>143987821
Enemy agents are complete bullshit you have no power over. There would be 5 in one province that can insta kill your Lords but you try the same and you fail every time
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>>143987994

How the fuck
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>>143987994
Embrace the vampire count way, suck some blood from your neighbours
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>>143987654
>Raise armies based on how many died
>Never occured to me to just throw a couple of zombie stacks at something for mad gains
I now see the way.
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>>143988082
i am not a wealthy man
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>>143987654
>>143988161
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>play as vampires
>none of the units has any interesting dialog
It's pretty shit compared to the dwarves. Even the dwarven settlements are High Energy, I just feel like an asshat riding on a chair into battle
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I know its only short and I know it's on Normal but I'm still pretty chuffed. I didn't really do much fighting so my next playthrough will definately be more fightan.
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>>143987994
B R O K E B O I
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Do we have any word on when the freeLC is coming?

I wanna play as the spoops next but I don't wanna play without whatever elite new units they're gonna add.
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THEY'RE ONTO US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVE-mncKFsA
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>>143987263
>Ionut Andrei

That's a Romanian/gypsy
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>>143988424
historically it comes out alongside actual dlc

so either soon with the blood or in months
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>>143987994
Don't feel too bad. It took Ghandi months of fasting to become a hungry skellington so you should be fine until Thursday. Besides fasting is good for you :^)
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>>143988357
on the one hand, it makes me feel like i should get a job

on the other hand, i bought already bought the game
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>>143987994
you can live for days without food, just drink water and play warhammer, friendo. I believe in you
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What are your grudges /twg/ ?
>combat is over way too fast
>ability bloat
>health
>it can be impossible to withdraw some units because one fucker is stuck in Africa
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>>143987098
Rollan
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>>143988463
All names east of Paris sound the same to me.
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>>143988424
It'll most likely be blood dragon cavalry, since they're using the blood dragon snakey symbol. This further implies the next VC hero will be the best hero ever ever ever everrv ervev everv erverv erve rverv aerverv
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>143988062
thats odd, I had a witch hunter with tons of confirmed kills
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>>143987952
>farming in based Sylvania
>difficult, but you get to keep your ENTIRE yield so it's alright

>farming in the Empire
>easy as fuck but the chucklefuck tax collector will take half of your shit

>go on forest adventures in Sylvania
>exciting and exotic vampiric beasts seen nowhere else in the old world

>go on forest adventures in The Empire
>get captured and raped to death by goats
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>>143987098
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>>143988573

>no unit formation
>no spear wall
>no shield wall
>lack of abilities on units
>too much abilities on LL and heroes
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>>143988461
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>>143987994
Almost as me
>payment will arrive on the 10th of June
>have 65 dollars left
>total war warhammer is 50usd here
>still buy
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>>143988613
ROLLIN
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>>143988573
Balance stuff like magic being good
Want to play as a small faction like border princes
lords need to be even more powerful
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sorry about the shitty camera work, but what the fuck.
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>>143988651
And this is exactly why I'd want to wait. Oh well, guess I'll just roll for my next one after Grimgor finishes bullying everybody on the map.
>tfw I cucked estalia and left one bretonnian faction so they could build up while I was Waaghing in the empire
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>>143988857
>Not buying from one of the hundreds of CDKey sites to save le moni
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>>143988923

Spooky as fuck
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>>143988573
>no battlefield settlements
>settlements
>no settlement arena to play on
>upgrade settlement walls
>no walls
>no settlement
But health is amazing, anon.
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>>143987386
>believing Vampire propaganda about life in Empire
lmao
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>>143988923
ARE YOU A GOD?
FOOL!

Are directed at the player too
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I'm new to Total War and just started with the warhammer one. Just a couple of stupid newbie questions since I've only played a couple hours.

Some units require multiple buildings to make. Do all of those buildings need to be in the same city or will it work if it's all in the same province? Like one unit requires a barracks and armory. Is it cool if the barracks is in one town and armory in another as long as its the same province?

Also do your troops heal or replenish I guess every turn unless a stance specifies otherwise? Or is it like civ and troops only heal up if you don't move them that turn? Do they heal up slower if outside a friendly province? I know about merging but if I just have a few units that are only missing a couple troops I was just wondering how to heal them up.

Lastly, ambush. If I go into the ambush stance while another army is already visible will it always fail and be spotted?
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>>143988923
ANON STOP IT THATS FAR TOO SPOOPY FOR A BLUE BOARD
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>>143988857
it sucks having no money

fucking bills
fucking taxes
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>>143988663
You can fuck high elves and drink with dorf bros in Empire.
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>>143989152
Province

You want to build all the shit that requires more than a tier 3 main building in your capital

Ambush is down to the % chance on the map
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>>143989228
>high elves
>paying attention to HUMAN shitfarmers

>dorfs
>bros
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>>143989228
>You can fuck high elves
>in the empire
i don't think so timmy tim tim
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>>143987386
>Give me ONE reason Sylvania isn't the objectively best place for humans
ok
>permanent darkness
>blood tax
>literally can't go outside of your village/town just like in Bretonnia, not because of a law, but because there are undead beasts/ghouls/spooky ghosts everywhere
>infertile land
>you will be a slave even after death
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Who the fuck designed chaos
>have to attack a tribe twice to subjugate it
>other factions immediately raze it without issue if you do
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>>143988613
rolling
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Karl is so tsun tsun
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>Spend 10 minutes carefully surrounding my ranged units with spearman covering the flanks
>Move my army forward into position
>Forgot to lock the formation
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>>143989505
>Karl zogging Franz, what a loser, I will kill you all dead
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>>143989542
>setup vanguard first
>accidentally reselect them when doing infantry
>they deploy behind my army
oops
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>>143989386
>permanent darkness
No need to worry about getting sunburn.
>blood tax
According to the fluff, getting your neck sucked by a sultry big titty vampire feels fucking amazing.
>literally can't go outside of your village/town just like in Bretonnia, not because of a law, but because there are undead beasts/ghouls/spooky ghosts everywhere
Endless adventure literally on your doorstep.
>infertile land
No taxes so no need to farm as hard.
>you will be a slave even after death
You'll also be dead.
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>>143989316
>>143989350
High elf Tyrion fucks with human twins and half elves are thing.
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>ARE YOU A GOD?

What do they mean with this?
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>>143989565
>1 TW:W Level 1 AI agent
Why are they so rigged?
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>>143989714
Because you only remember the times they succeeded.
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>>143989565
>twenty good tw:w agents are unstopable, not even shirtless ramsey dual-wielding daggers, with 20 good men and with his best hounds could stop such a menace

>>143989542
not just pressing alt
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Who's ready for battle of the powerchairs with greasus vs thorgrim
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Is it quicker to level up agents in my army or by embedding them/doing actions
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>Be me with all the other factions p much in a military alliance
>accidently declare war and everyone else declares on him too
>woops.png
>So I sign peace treaty
>everyone else STILL warred
>Hold on, I still have VERY good relationship with the person I accidently declared on because a turn didnt pass yet
>Become vassal is green as fuck

Well shit, do I just declare war on all the single factions and vassal them one by one
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>>143989701
they mean to ask you are you a god
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>>143989746
I know for a fact that my level 1 guys have never done shit
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>>143989778
The quickest way is to do actions against enemy factions.
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>>143989778
Actions by far
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I thought killing the vampire lord leading an army made all of them start to crumble? I killed him and they're still going strong.
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I don't know much about Warhammer it Total War, but will the skaven ever be a playable race? I like the idea of a million paper soldiers and scuzzy rat people with catapults that hurl disease
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>>143989228
>Barman accidentally shortchanges dwarf by 1/64th of a penny
>Dwarfs kill barman, burn down bar, and also burn down altdorf just because
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>>143989773
>not just pressing alt

what did he mean by this?
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>>143989678
>High elf Tyrion
i'm not bi enough for that
>and half elves are thing.
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>>143987098
is TWW easy to get into and learn as someone who has never played RTS games before? It looks cool but unit management and tech trees look intimidating

I want a game I can sink alot of time into and this seems like one
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>>143990040
It takes a while before the binding breaks.
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>>143990057
There's no thing like ratmen you retard, I bet you believe lizard people are real too lmao
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any way to get rid of some faggot I got by confederating a faction? just want to kick him out of my roster, army and this world but can't figure how other than send him to a suicide mission
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>>143990040
Just speeds up the process

It's the same process as routing so it takes a while for it to happen
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Isn't a Phyrric Victory for the Vampires still a victory?
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>>143990207
Disband him like any other unit.
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>>143990139
when you press alt and drag units around it keeps their formation
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>>143990157
Shoot with your bowmen, kill their leader, flank with cavalry

That's pretty much it, I don't like RTS but it's fine. And most tech trees just come down to picking which unit you want to be better
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>>143990207
mouse over him and select disband
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>>143989641
>Endless adventure literally on your doorstep.
I like the way you think.
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>>143990207
Empty all his army then you can click and disband him like a normal unit.
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>>143990356
THAT'S FUCKING IT, I HAD TO EMPTY HIS ARMY FIRST, thanks anon.
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>>143988923
Is that undead dragon related to Jay Leno?
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>>143990323
aw jesus
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>>143990326
>Gives advice that literally can't be followed by 60% of the factions in the game
Kek
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>>143988947
Yeah, I could buy a key for like 43-45 dollars(plus the 27% tax if I want to be a good goy, I mean nobody pays it but it's a funny sidenote), or I can buy the metal box version for 50. Which sounds better for you?
>>143989170
Yeah, living in the country with the highest tax rates worldwide, with the usual wage being 400-500 dollars pretty much sucks.
>omg le warez u r a cheap retard if u warez lol X-DDDD ruining le gaym industriiez
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>>143990429
wow you are retarded
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>>143990467
well for dwarfs you don't need to flank as your bowmen kill them all and for vamps you don't need bowmen as you have loads of zombies to soak up damage

Also 2/5 is not 60% dipshit
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>Get to the point where it's clear I'll never be wiped out and my victory is only a matter of time
>Lose all motivation to keep playing

It doesn't even take long. Normally by turn 70 it's clear that I'm going to win, and I can't be bothered playing Benny Hill with four/five separate Chaos Stacks.

Which is a shame, because I never really get to play around with the high-end units. Greatswords seem fucking insane from what I've seen. Like, two to three times better than swordsmen/spearmen.
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>>143990157
depends on army size. If you play with a couple of units it pretty much boils down to basic understanding of flanking tactics and when to pull your ranged units back. But as soon as you get into larger battles you are going to have skirmish units that need to be micro-managed while your main infantry holds the line on one or two fronts. And then you have to manage your cavalry and break up enemy unit formations etc.
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>>143990157
I'm sure you'll do just fine. The campaign teaches you the stuff about tech trees and shit. Just make sure to have fun
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>>143990180
; ;
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>>143989641
Used car salesman detected.
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>>143990431
oh shit lol'd
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>>143990589
Its time for MP

first to assassinate the other guy wins
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>>143990582
>>143990326
>>143990596
thanks, I'll buy it then
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>tfw my campaign would be perfect if not for this one region held by Bretonnia
>I'm allied with them and they already confederated with pretty much all the frogs and got rid of the french vampires
>I managed to get a long victory at the same time I killed chaos

Should I commit sudoku?
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Why are vampires so bald?
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>>143990582
Chaos don't have bowmen either dipshit.

(Marauderererer horsemen don't have the range.)
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>>143990057
yes.

>>143990157
>unit management
You can pause the game at any point to give new orders.
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>>143990638
I never don't have fun with vidya anon

except for horror games, also space engineers, that game makes me want to kill myself
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>>143990834
I use them as sort of pseudo bowmen, weakening units whilst I pull them away from the main army
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>>143990834
>>143990582
shut up dipshits
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How's my generalized VC army setup? I might trade some stuff for a Black Coach and Terrorgheist later. Maybe Varghulf, but I'm honestly not too big a fan of them.
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How do you guys deal with massive battles with like 40 units?

I've been trying to do it real time, but it's been going kind of eh. I normally win, but fights that should be over relatively painlessly become slugfests because I'm not 100% on time with everything that's going on and units waste time standing about not attacking.

Up to about 20 units I'm fine, but once that unit bar starts compressing, it becomes a pain.
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Sell me this game /vg/.

I bought this game yesterday but got a refund on it and bought naruto shippuden ultimate ninja storm 4 instead but now I think I might actually want to play this.

Can you build up your own kingdom or w/e? Or is all there is to do in this game is fight and game over like star craft. I don't play RTS games at all but I really want to get into the genre. Should I rebuy this game?
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>>143990821
Because vamps are dead so nothing grows

>>143991042
It's honestly worth keeping some zombies around to soak up archer fire

Do that and you can all greatsword grave guard
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>>143990207
open the equipment window and click the boot icon
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>>143991045
I don't. I avoid them like the plague, or autoresolve. Fuck. That. Shit. 20 feels just right. More than that and i'll have to pause the game, and fuck pausing too. Just fuck in general.
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>>143991151
Zombies are so damn slow though, I tend to get rid of them asap in favor of skeleton warriors and spearmen.
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>>143987994
>Bought it off G2A
>Only paid 47
>Still got Chaos DLC
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>When you're besieging a dirty Orc fortress and their low fightiness kicks in
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>>143991086
buy the game then climb up a tall building and jump off it
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>>143991042
get rid of the sword and shield guys they are not really worth it, just take more greatweapon graveguards
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>>143989386
>Night time best time
>Adventure everywhere
>Getting sucked by hot vamp chicks who will probably want to do other things too
>Get to spend the rest of your unnatural life fighting

Sounds perfect sign me up
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>>143988613
rollin
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Bretonnia when?
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>>143990793
Yes. How the fuck did they manage to get a piece of Middenland?
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>>143991042
The grave guard with shields aren't worth it, shields are only anti-missile in TWWH and the 2h units have way more armour
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Think I am going to try to be diplomatic this time around.
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>>143991226

You don't really have a choice when assaulting cities early on though. The AI loves stacking 20 units on top of a garrison of 5+, and you aren't winning a siege with numeric inferiority as the attacker without units vastly superior to what they've got.
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>>143991475
There's no block chance or anything for close combat? Really?
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>>143991086
You chose between 4 factions and from there you build your kingdom / empire, or just do whatever on a world map. This includes picking buildings for cities and making armies and stuff. There's also custom battles and mutliplayer ofc.

If you like large fantasy battles i don't know of a better game.
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Jesus christ is anybody watching that Legend of Total War stream right now? Somebody recommended he do a quick match and now he is sitting in a 2vs2 on small unit scale, playing as Bretonnia while the enemies has ALL steam tanks cause they obviously can't be less than 1 anyways.
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>>143991460

Not until they get polished. Right now they're shit at everything but cav and they don't even have the best cav.
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>>143991086
actually just decide for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgAFu5kT3-I
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>>143991470

They were at war with middenland, just before the turn we confederated they took that town and I didn't notice
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Smash Da Immortulz so I don't have to be afraid of the mountains anymore, or conquer Border Princes to expand my territory and take my econ out of the shitter?

Karl is my tsun tsun best friend, so that's not an option.
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>>143991716

Why the fuck didn't you declare war on them to get it back. You have map cancer.
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>Never played a Total War game
>Decide to just jump into the Warhammer one
>Dorfs labeled as easy
>No clue what the hell is going on. Just clicking random buttons
>"Skirmish mode will move your ranged units back automatically. Vulnerable to Calvary charges"
>Sounds good. I don't see any horses
>Move crossbows way out front
>Fucking wolves come charging in
>Shitshitshit
>Lose tons of crossbows, they panic and flee
>You're being flanked!
>What? Where the fuck did these giant green fucks come from?
>STOP DYING YOU COWARDS
>Are those fucking helicopters? What the fuck am I even playing? Can I just have an army of Apache choppers?
>Eventually route enemy army
>Close Victory
>Grudge complete
>You found a magic rock

Holy shit this is fun

The first battle let me use some leader abilities. They were just icons next to his portrait when I had him selected. It hasn't shown up since though. How do I get them back?
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>>143991151

Have a 19 zombie stack follow you around.
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>>143991854
You level the Lord and pick the abilities. You played the introduction which is just giving you a taste of what is going to happen.
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>It's a "Heir corner camps or noob boxes" episode
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>>143988613
Holy shit, is that map fucking serious? And I AM the defender? It's like a perfect Davi shooting gallery.
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>>143991704
>that voice
>that sex analogy
>nasal everywhere


what.the.fuck
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>>143991854
Skirmish mode is shit unless it's a really fast unit. Dorfs don't have many fast units
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>>143991854
10/ten greentext anon, had me laughing. Not sure about the icon things though, i only play Vampires. Maybe you accidentally removed an item from him?
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>>143990793
Declare war on them and faceroll the posh cunts using superior Reikland steel!
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>>143992091
watch out anon they've got mans coming in behind you
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>>143992091
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Fuck man, how to deal with cavalry as dwarves
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>>143992136
when the reviewer don't give a fucking fuck, anon
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>>143992314
Kill them before they get close
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>>143992091
moonrunes! rusky! begone!@
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>>143992239
Someone should put Grimgors face on the middle guy, and goblins on the rest of them. When_the_Waaagh_is_just_right.webm
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>>143992314
>playing with vamps
>mfw enemy missile cav

And the AI is so good with them now, it outruns everything I have and keeps kiting. I just have to ignore them and break the rest of the army, hoping their morale just breaks eventually.
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>>143991086
you should kill yourself

i work for steam and im suspending your refund privileges for abuse
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herlp me I'm too scared to open up my campaign

>tfw chronic restart disease

one slight fucking wrong move and BAM I have to restart
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>>143992239
damn that female is kinda hot

fucking russians
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>>143992579
I think the ai leaves all missile units on skirmish mode. It's real easy to cheese a few units away from a battlefield if you had something armored enough to not get killed form the arrows
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Guys, I really need advice. What are you using for your Empire armies? I am honestly getting overwhelmed a bit. There are so many different units that I don't know which ones to take. Especially since army size is so limited what with your general + any heroes in your army taking up slots. Are spearmen/halberds better than swordsmen for frontline fighting? It says they are anti large so does that mean they wont be good against regular guys? What about artillary and cavalry? I honestly don't know what to put in my armies.

Post pics of your winning army compositions!
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>>143992091
>Played that map for the first time yesterday
>Be defender against Dwarfs
>Dwarfs sit on hill
>No withdraw button
>Forced to make the charge even though im the defender
What is this shit
Its like the enemy never makes the attack anymore
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>>143992832
Franz,
Bright Wiz,
Greatswords x 5,
Crossbows x 5,
Demigryph Halbird x 4
Steam Tank x 4
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>>143992630
XCOM helped me through it. Even if everything looks from and it looks like there's no chance of victory, force yourself to keep playing that file. The mist exciting play throughs of games I've ever had were ones where shit gets fucked yet you power through. Feels good man.
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>random event on turn 5
>witch hunter recruited
don't mind if I do
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Does Leadership do anything for vampire counts?

Don't know what to get for my Mannfred as speccing him into a duelist seems counter productive with all the "he dies - army dies" stuff. He seems pretty useful in the backrow with his heals and that strong nuke but the rest of his spells seem kinda lackluster.

Leadership tree worth it?
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>>143987386
>still being poorer than even the poorest shithole in the Empire
>regular famines because the soil is shit for farming and the weaher even worse
>whole place is so full of gribblies and zombies awakened by latent dark magic that evey home has to be built zombie-proof just to make everyday life survivable
>vamps will randomly kill you just to show the other peasants who's boss
>vamps will randomly kill you because they need more bodies
>vamps will randomly kill you just because it's amusing to them
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>>143991489
why is this so much fun against other counts
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>>143992579
use wolves
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>What are you trying to tell me Franz? That I can dodge Undead?

>No, General. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
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>>143993074
Mannfred won't die if you spec him full close combat.

He will make other things die.
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>>143992929
Make sure bring at least one arty unit. Without them the ai just sits on it's ass
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>>143987295
you left out the part where they get through without routing and shove the cannonballs into the crews asses.
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what difficulty is the most fun to you in campaign mode?
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>>143989386
You've gotta be kidding me!

>permanent darkness
no sun = no food for humans = no humans = no food for vampires = no vampires (sure, they could hunt abroad - but what the fuck for?)

>blood tax
Now payable in murderers, robbers, rapists and pedofiles - and they get to go just as a hot chick is sucking on them! Man, talk about the ultimate death penalty huh?

>literally can't go outside of your village/town just like in Bretonnia, not because of a law, but because there are undead easts/ghouls/spooky ghosts everywhere.
Yeah, well - what can I tell you - some Curfews are tougher than others - live with it.

>infertile land
again - see eternal darkness above.

>you will be a slave even after death
Dude - you'll be dead. I seriously doubt you'll be giving a fuck about a collection of bones that once upon a life belonged to you - get over it.
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>>143992832
Steamtanks. Just steamtanks.

Chaos will come to know the horror of mechanized warfare.

>https://youtu.be/lmVCoTfsL7c?t=1m37s
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>>143992832
At low turn Empire ive been using 4 sword, 4 spear, 2 halberd, 3 ranged, 3 cav, and the Lord.
The Spears and Halberds I put in the frontline to take the enemy's charge. The swordsman are in the second line to move around and flank after the charge has already happened (or alternatively if things arent going well in the front to reinforce). The ranged are screens and can also flank, and the cav are for their cav, or to run down ranged units.
Thats my basic composition, havent lost any major battlees yet.
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>>143993263
Legendary d'uh
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>>143992832

Early game, you want spearmen and crossbowmen.

Swordsmen are shit, and not worth the price. They're a bit better than spearmen 1v1, but not as flexible and about 25% more expensive. Take 1-3 units of Swordsmen in an army for flank charges, which they do well.

The thing is, the early game Empire melee units are shit. They lose 1v1 to almost any other factions started melee units. People moan about Greatswords, and they are very good, but you won't see any for 50 turns.

What you really want is Crossbowmen. Friendly Fire isn't a huge issue in this game, and units will outright refuse to fire if the risk of Friendly Fire is too high for a certain angle.

You basically want 5-10 units of spearmen as your front line, 2 units of swordsmen for flank attacks, and 3-infinite crossbowmen.
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>>143993263
Your Emperor demands sauce.
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>>143993263
Very Hard
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Doo doom divers work well against towers and walls?
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>>143992832
it depends on who you're fighthing
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>>143992091
This map is actually fucking dogshit because your cannons dont get an angle into that fucking pit.
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>>143989714
There's modifiers in the data tables that give them an edge.

How many workshop favourites do you think I could get if I changed it?
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>>143993263
Source? Also hard. Mode that is
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>>143993263
Very hard right now.
souce

wait, did you plan this? Did you set us up for multiple puns?
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>>143993020
>>143993341

>end game units

Empire is only difficult for the first fifteen turns. Once you get past the initial dual orc raid and unite Reikland, they're in a very solid position.
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>>143993565
For some reason.
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>>143993263
legendary, no pausing and no save scumming, I have enough willpower to avoid savescumming, but I just cant stop using pause on lower difficulties

>>143992832
late game: 1 general, 1 bright/metal wizard, 1 captain/witchdoctor + 4 demigryph halberds, 6 greatswords, 3 halberdiers, 4 crossbows
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Nvidia drivers when?
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>>143993341

Quick!
Somebody make a Panzer Vor! video starring Steamtanks!
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>>143993341

Did someone say... PANZER?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiFy9FjuF9Q
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>>143993612
>>143993681
>>143993548
do you guys turn down battle difficulty to normal after starting it on very hard or do you allow the AI to cheat in battles as well?
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>fighting Top-Knots savage arrow boys spam as Dwarves

Fucking end me
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>>143993741
No Artillery OR Tanks. See me after class, this college of grand strategy and understanding of tactics won't have students like yourself.
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Are Greatswords needed against mostly unarmoured Greenskins?
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>>143992832

If this is campaign, then early game Spearmen and Crossbowmen should be your mainstay. Lategame, you want Demigryphs and Greatswords.

For the early Empire campaign, diplomacy is key. You can make a defensive pacts/trade deals/non aggression pacts early on, then focus on dealing with other shit. I think Talacbeland can normally be made a defensive ally on the spot, unless they've got the distrustful of Imperials trait.
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>>143993957

>Are Greatswords needed

What do you think?
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>>143991086
thanks for the laff m8 I needed that today
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>>143993957
Yes, they're anti-infantry so they shred them.

Greatswords are needed against everything, they're easily the most cost effective Empire unit.
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>>143993957
You don't have better infantry so pretty much yes.
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>>143994026
>being gay

I sure am glad there's a dismounted reiksguard mod
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>>143993957

Against greenskins, you take Greatswords or Crossbows.

Their melee units are better than yours. Basically everything up to Halberdiers will lose 1v1 to basic boyz. Your ranged is much better though.
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>>143991086
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>>143994117

>dismounted reiksguard
>dismounted

Fucking plebs. I bet you use guns too.
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>>143988613
Rolering
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>>143993940

Ironbreakers as soon as you can get them.

Until then, quarrelers.

Basically every faction that has them should spam ranged units for early game. They dominate, because armor is so rare early on.
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>>143994197
there's a mod for reiksguard handgunners too
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>tfw Kemmler doesn't start with Krell so you have to make your own
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>>143994136
Orc units are actually fucking terrible, their infantry is nothing special, their archers are total crap and their cav is either slow or hits like a wet noodle.

The only good orc units are Grimgor, the spider and the doom diver.
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>THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT?

What did he mean by this? Is he being raped?
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>>143993538
Don't know where it is from, but I do have this one.
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Please halp

I can't finish my dorf campaign because I can't clear a grudge for which I have to raid a region that isn't colonized by anyone anymore.

Any way to clear it anyway or any cheat to clear all grudges?
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>>143994197
But anon, dismounted Reiksguard is entirely canon. I am suprised it is not availble in the core game. They are meant to be the elite infantry of the Empire, aswell as the elite mounted troops.
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>>143994461
White men can't be raped idiot.
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>>143994378

>their infantry is nothing special

Neither is the Empire's. In fact, barring VC's, they might have the worst starting melee infantry.

Crossbowmen are great though.
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>>143994524
You can still raid it can't you? You just get 0 gold if there's no settlement there.

How this somehow counts as revenge in the minds of the dwarfs, I don't know.
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>>143993957
They're lawnmowers in offense, but more importantly their armor is so high they can be justified anywhere
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>>143988613
hi
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>>143988923
That's something that can happen randoly with any mount, I think. I had a Reiksguard warhorse and a demigryph stare into the screen like that, too.
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>>143994641
Nah, you only get the option to "Do nothing"
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>>143993976
>>143993741
>>143993530


So apparently I should just ignore swordsman and go with spears.

What about the difference between halberds and spears? Are halberds essentially just high level spear units? I mean, once I get the ability ot recruit them, should I just go halberds and ignore spears?
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>desperate for some unit mods
>only one that adds a significant amount is radious
>he only adds units to the two factions I don't want to play
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>143993263
seconding for sauce
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>>143994635
The Empire early infantry routs almost immediately, faster than Goblins do.

It's a shame so many units are fucking useless in this game.
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Any good mods out besides more starting locations?
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>>143994773

Halberdiers are basically Spear+, yes.

Depending on your economy, it can be worth the upgrade. Generally though, any spot that a Halberdier can fill, a Greatsword can fill better.
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>>143994769
Anon raiding is an army stance, not an option when assaulting a city.
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>>143994930
>>143994641
Oh I see, I'm gonna try that later. Thanks guys.
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>get a WAAGH going early
>it wins the game for me
Okay

Also the AI is crap at autoresolving gobbo fights, I keep getting sub 40% chance for easy stomps
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>>143994773
Similar to Spears but they're also effective against armor so they're overall better in more situations.

Way more expensive for that flexibility though
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From Rome 2 through Warhammer Total War, are these games more gpu or cpu intensive?
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playing WH gave me the itch for Rome2 again

Im clearing my modlist, give me your best suggestions.
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>>143992091
>intercept dwarfs in the underway somehow as vamps
>I start at the bottom of a hill
>they start at the top and just sit there
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>>143995091
Radious
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What mods are the best to make battles better in Napoleon and Shogun 2?
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>>143994773
Halberdiers actually have a chance of killing things with armor, unlike spearmen.

But Greatswords do that better.

Note that Greatswords are so good, they're actually anti-cav. Charge a unit of Reiksguard into a unit of the Greatswords, and the Greatswords will usually win.
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>>143994801
the fuck you on about there's like 4
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I saw someone playing Bretons earlier. is that on the workshop or TW center? Do quests work?
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>>143995165
what in the everliving fuck
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>>143995172

Dunno about napoleon but for shogun 2 I guess Trom3 although it's outdated
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>>143991653
Steam tanks and assorted single-model units have their hitpoints scaled with unit size.
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>>143995025
>hat late
gPU
>>
(you)

Are there any like tactics guides for shit warhammer players or for general total war games etc?
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>>143995325

All halberds in the game have an hidden stat with longer interval between attacks, I think it's 5.4 when every other weapon is 3.2.

So stats might be deceiving
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>>143995414
it's not a total war game. it's that horribly buggy modern american civil war game.
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>>143995329
Workshop. No quests, the tech tree's screwed up, and some buildings don't do anything (tier 3 barracks for example). But they're playable, as are all the minor bret factions if you prefer that swag bordaleux colour scheme.
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>>143995165
You talk shit, but those armored guys look bad ass.
What is that even? I don't think it's radius as far as I know
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>you can punch down the fucking gate to cities

Seriously?

Why do I even bother with fucking siege equipment.

I can just run Karl up to the front door and beat it with his hammer until it breaks.
>>
Can anyone comment or opine about the usefulness of empire's pistolier unit (or handgunners or whatevery they are called), along with the mounted version (outriders)? Are they good, totally useless, or what?

I can't seem to get a kill with outriders (the one with grenade launcher fares MUCH better) and the pistoliers won't fire with another unit in front of them (obviously), unlike crossbowmen.

Are they just totally useless or I just dont know how to use them?
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>>143993839
No that's for shitters. Game is already easy anyways. fucken source me senpai
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>>143995626
Neat. I'll hold off for now then, I can wait
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>>143995709

Set them in skirmish mode and give them an attack order while the enemy is closing in
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>>143995578

There's also no mention of spearmen getting a bonus against cav like in every other total war game, but I'm pretty sure they do. The way the AI always tries to intercept cav charges with spearmen is suspicious.
>>
When is a tombkings mod getting released?
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what do you guys think of the "being able to conquer everything" mod? I am just finishing up my campaign as dorfs, and honestly it is a little crazy.
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>play VC
>get a comfy kingdom, prep up for Chaos as they arrive
>Archaon attacks my first army
>5 chaos giants
>realise I don't have much anti large and no missiles
>h-here I go
>wipes the floor with my army
Sooo is that it? I'm done? I tried it several times and there's nothing I can do to kill that many giants
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>>143995982
>5 chaos giants
>against VC's
I don't even know how you would ever handle that shit along with the gorillion chosen and chaos knights
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>>143995423
Does that affect battles? I thought it was mostly a campaign mod?
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>>143995982
Quite simply, its time for

F A B I A N T A C T I C S
A
B
I
A
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T
A
C
T
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C
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>>143991654
Straight up cavalry charges into the centre of the enemy is still fun though.
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POST TRADING CARD REWARDS YOU SHITS
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>>143993263
>>143994478

Dude c'mon ;-;
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>>143996145
BJARKE BJÄRKE SPURDO
>>
>The final chaos invasion has quadruple the number of stacks but no way of replenishing it's units

Yay or nay? I kinda feel that the final invasion should feel more apocalyptic, not like another normal prolonged war.
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>>143995781
Does that help or are they still a waste of space in a unit? The gunner cavs (and nade launcher) are much better and useful because of the vanguard deployment and that they're cav, but can't say the same for the pistoliers.

I'll try this tactic later though, might only be useful against early units, no? Definitely no large units or other cavs.
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All Steam Tank is the new meta.
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>>143996193
I haven't had a card drop yet. Is this because I refused to give Gabe my phone number?
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>>143996145
I lost a game yesterday because the faggots i was playing built an army of only calvalry and fliers.

Alexander didnt have to deal with any fucking fliers.

Reading Sun Tzu did not prep me for this.

I cant beat them.
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Does anyone have a list of all the special traits legendary lords get? For example Kimmler gets bonus magic then later get +9 damage to bats and hounds. Would be ncie to know these things to specialize their armies.
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>>143993341
Giants fuck them up pretty badly.
>>
nth for panzer commander
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>>143995816

There is, it's literally spelled out twice, anti large and when you mouse over weapon damage
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What is Kemmler good for? Is he the most useless LL in the game?
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>>143996628

Doesn't Anti-Large only apply to things like Varghulfs or dragons?
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>>143989641
Would they get mad if you just started jerkin it right then and there while they are collecting your blood?
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What should I focus on when leveling Mannfred? So far I maxed out Spirit Leech and the unit that summons skelly warriors as well as 10% movement on campaign.
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>>143994801
>Black Arrer Orcs
the meme magic is real
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>>143996789
Anti-Large includes all cavalry you dip. It even says horse sized or larger.
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>>143996889
so it counters my dick?
>>
What's up with all the missions that are physically impossible to complete?
Like I just got asked to assassinate a specific rank 1 agent. My rank 5 agent has a 26% chance of success and fails everytime. And I got only 6 turns to do it, with the enemy agent running away constantly.
I also got a mission telling me to go defeat a specific dwarf lord in combat. Except that lord is currently sitting in a town which is under siege by my only ally and I got only 3 turns remaining.
This game could have been so great but instead it's just extremely frustrating for many reasons.
Also
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>>143996962
I got a mission to assassinate Archaon. Just a complete waste of a mission.
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>>143994801
I made custome units for rome 2, it is easy as fuck. You just write which animations and models to use then change the stat numbers.
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>>143996225
The silly name of the Chaos Sorcerer-Lord of Metal really lessens the glory of my Grail Knight's charge.
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>>143996145
>Bjarke Bjerke

BRAISE GHORNE :DDDDD
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>>143996962
They didn't playtest the campaign properly

There is also a bug where the campaign just freezes and you can't move units, save or end the turn because it is all greyed out
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>>143996808
I guess that's like asking if it'd be weird if you started jerking off on your landlord when paying for your housing.
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>>143996889

Dunno why I didn't see that.
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>>143993948
artilery is shit for scrubs
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>>143996962
I'm just waiting for some balance so I can play this shit online.
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>Watching Arch's lets play
>Adblock enabled of course
>He's using Radious
>Solid 20fps
>Doing the worst Orc voice imaginable
>Had to stop watching after four minutes
I'm still not entirely sure how to react to it.
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>Don't mind us, just maintaining 5 doomstacks with 2 settlements and an income of 1k gold
>Oh and by the way, we're constantly pumping out new units we don't have tech for :^)

Why the fuck is this allowed?
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>>143997212

>BLACK ARRER ORCS
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>>143997114
Spurdo Chaos God when

>>143997212
>guy complains about optimization and performance because he's a "critic"
>doesn't have a computer that can run anything above low/medium
He's in a class of his own.
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>>143987386
People in Sylvania have it worse than in any other imperial province. Not just because the ghouls/ghosts/zombies/vampires/necromancers/wolves/bats/trees and whatnot would be happy to eat them alive, and also not simply because of the taxes that their liege lords actually do make them pay, but also because the very land itself is complete shit. The people in Sylvania are scraping by with less than even the average Bretonnian peasant does. A major reason as to why there are so many ghouls in Sylvania is because some famished peasants will take to eating human flesh rather than die of starvation like so many others are at peril of doing.
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>>143993948

>artillery

A unit of greatswords will kill more, and won't be vulnerable to charges.
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>>143995678
Karl Franz's hammer is the most powerful weapon in warhammer. It hits harder than monsters and some artillery in TT
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>>143997212
WHy would anyone watch any videos made by that Total Biscuit impersonating multi-autist
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>>143997336

There must be a good reason to have Arty then because otherwise why would the devs even be assed to put them into the game or make their models?
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>>143997386
Is Karl Franz the Emperor of Mankind in Warhammer?
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>>143997386

Yeah, and that's cool.

Greatswords can also hack down the wall.
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>>143997479
yes
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>>143997479
his coronation is in the opening cinematic.
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>>143997202
Honestly I'm done with the game for now. I really hope they won't monetize the balance updates through some form of DLC bundled with the new factions. Because I don't want to give them more money than I already did for an unfinished game.
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>>143997479

He is when he fuses with Sigmar in Warhammer Z
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>>143997464

Because they look cool. They also force the AI to come to you if they don't have artillery, which is actually pretty good.
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>>143997464
Because arty counters slow units. If you can defend it, it can be absolutely devastating in longer fights.

It's also great in sieges, since you won't need to wait for a battering ram to slowly get to and break the gates.
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>>143997594

Someone will fall for this I'm sure.
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>>143997464
>There must be a good reason to have Arty
Enjoy charging to the enemy instead of letting them come to you and your cannons whittling away units before getting massacred.
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>>143997689

>battering ram

Have a hero run up to the door and start hitting it.

If he doesn't break it before the ram gets there, the ram will probably break it on the first hit.

Artillery also isn't good, because the towers are fucking memes and basically free, accurate artillery for the defenders.
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I love the diplomacy lines in this game. Greenskins have the best insults
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I'll be invading chaos with these stacks of budget armies.
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>>143997251
Welcome to Total War. The AI does a disgusting amount of cheating in every game.
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HE WILL DO NEXT
WHO WILL STOP HIS MINDLESS RAMPAGE?
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>>143997751
Fall for what? I wasn't baiting family.
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>>143992579
You have dogs and bats to resolve those problems
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>>143997867
>The AI "cheats"

Can you just fucking end yourself already
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>>143997831
I don't know what kind of artillery you're using, but the towers aren't that much more accurate than your standard Rock Lobber or dwarf cannon.

And 2 units of low-tier artillery will break gates faster than a hero, that's a fact.
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>>143997557
>>143997567
>>143997610

Are you all fucking retarded? He's the Emperor of the Empire not mankind. Tilea, Estalia and Bretonnia not to mention border princes, norscans, chaos tribes, nipponese etc don't recognise him as an emperor.
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is chaos even worth playing? should i get the dlc?
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>>143997981
>free income, less upkeep, spawning stacks out of nowhere, higher chances for all actions and ignoring happiness isn't cheating
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>>143997917
>dwarf cavalry
>zombie archers
>chaos rifles
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>>143987098
>playing as chaos, level 30 kholek on my main stack
>gets wounded by an enemy agent. ok see ya soon guy
>use sigvald as that horde's leader in the mean time.
>turns out you cant remove him or even swap him to a different horde. forced to use him instead of kholek and now bleed 8k per turn
great gayme
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>>143997917
>Dwarf Cavalry

I hope that is either a shop or just a joke
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These mortals have royally fucked up.
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>>143997981
Can you explain my image then? They stood there for like 30-40 turns. No attrition.
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which Atilla campaign is beginner friendly but not too easy?
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>>143997981
>you will never ever be this autistic

feels good
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Just making a couple of empire progress posts

Turn 100
>undead city right of the heart of the empire
let me explain

>early game, wissenland wages war on talabecland, completely annihilates them
>meanwhile they're taking a stout dicking by southern dwarfs, most of wissenland is razed
>after getting their newfound strength in talabecland they wage war on sylvania while I stay neutral (chaos was about to start invading and two front wars are always shit)
>war is a stalemate until an army lead by Kemmler completely just trespasses through my Stirland territory and heads straight for that Wissenland controlled town in Talabecland
>all my shit is in the north trying to help Kislev and Nordland so I don't intervene
>right after this defeat, Wissenland realized they are not the saviors of mankind and so they confederate with the empire
>Averland still acting hard
>Sylvania taking as many precautions as possible to avoid pissing me off
>dwarfs doing well
>Estalia is raping my best bros Bretonnia for absolutely no reason while Bretonnia scrambles for confederations to defend themselves.
>savage orcs being savage
>Norsemen start to land on the northern shores
...33 turns later....
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>>143998019

Mortars, basically.

Which can't really hit gates due to angles.

I find artillery too big an investment. I can get Artillery, which are good in some cases but impractical in others, or I can get Greatswords, which are good against basically everything.

Artillery also slows you on the campaign map, which isn't great in Total War: Chase the four stacks of Chaos Raiders.
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>>143997917
>Dwarf Calvalry
I noticed they didnt have any yesterday, this will be good.
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Do the +3% army replenishment traits still work in foreign or corrupted territory?
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>>143993940
Just get more Quarellers. They wreck greenskin missile units in a firefight.
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>>143997917
Have the memes gone too far?
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When you finally confront 3 of the 5 dwarf armies that have been chasing you across the world and the determined bastards die to the last man hacking down undead hordes.
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>>143988651
>Be chaosfag
>preorder and excited about chaos
>complete chaos campagin on the first day
>play multiplayer
>chaos is the most useless faction online
>loose every battle with them while winning everything with empire/vampires/greenskins

Fuck you too
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>>143998079
Wow what if they have to aid the "Artificial Intelligence" with it's multitude of shortcomings in terms of thinking compared to humans by giving it some benefits that are easily countered by a low functioning Homo Sapiens?

Go play easy mode if you can't deal with a cheap solution to an unadvanced AI
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>>143996106

1. Hold down the chosen and chaos knights with cheep fodder zombies then flank with crypt horrors, buff your horrors with DANZ MACARBERR

2. Against Chaos giants hold them down with skeletal spearmen and flank with terrorgeists
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>>143997917
>Dwarf cav
>chaos rifles
>archer black orcs

The warhammer fan in me just had a heart attack

the funlover in me just cried joys of happiness.

I don't know what to feel.
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>>143997917
I mean he seems to be pretty reasonable about it, it is his mod and he doesn't exactly have an obligation to deliver what you or anyone else wants. He's not charging for it or anything.

Just don't use it?
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As Empire should I bother invading Bretonnia in the early game instead of expanding into other empire states?
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>>143998142
>those unit sizes
>those graphics

Damn. I hope you get to upgrade your PC sometime. Game looks great.
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>>143997917
>I follow the lore, I read many things
>90% of my units will be lore friendly
>dwarf cavalry, chaos rifles, black orc archers

Honestly is he just trolling at this point?
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>>143998328
You should have a unit or two of art for the morale breaking. My arty always get 150~ kills in big battle while stand units of the line get like 50~. An arty shot and rear cav charge will break any infantry, and morale breaking is the most efficient way to win battles.
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I though you could control waaghs :(

They're actually a really dull mechanic
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>AI Chaos seems like it can ambush
>Can't ambush as Chaos
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>>143994583
That's probably just because they haven't been a thing on the tabletop for a long time.
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>>143998217

Franks
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>>143997917
>let's make every faction the same
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Holy fuck I'm playing my first VC campaign and I'm gonna fall asleep. It's amazing how fucking much Templehof resists, not because they're particuarly strong, but because they start with such a busted garrison army that that a full stack has little to no chances of taking their castle. At least nobody has declared war on me yet other than them.
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>>143998569
You can tell them where to go, you also control them in battle.
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>>143998475
>getting this defensive about the biggest shortcoming of the TW series, its awful AI that has to cheat to keep up

Calm down CA
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>the cannons in this game don't explode, they're just long range metal balls that roll to the enemy
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>>143997917
Why doesn't he just give every faction the same roster? It's clearly how he thinks the game should play.

>>143998217
Franks/Saxons have a pretty safe starting position. Be careful going after Londinium, every AI faction will be gunning for that settlement too.
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>undead so underpowered!! :'(
>every undead unit causes fear

lel
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>>143997917

There have been numerous undisputable masterpieces in total war modding, such as the strikingly realistic classic Europa Barbarorum or its medieval counterpart Stainless Steel. Radious mod will not join their ranks; its surface is too generic, its presentation too provocative and its messages too obscure. Its take on the abysmal is an illumination in one person’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s perversion. It will remain underground – treasured by the most avant-garde among intellectuals for its edifying if horrifying insight into the fundaments of human morality. Philistines and self-proclaimed critics alike will shun Radious mod, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes wisdom to appreciate its subtleties, and courage to side with the unpopular opinion. Sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones.

Superficially, Radious mod appears to be a mod which caters to the most proletarian among men; aloof critics dismiss it as such often without a second thought. As complacent as these self-proclaimed "understanders of strategy" are, they fail to realize that Radious mod is a cult classic, a chef d'oeuvrea buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism. This gem is hidden because it does not shine; it is buried because its tone is that of abyssal black. Radious mod pries into to the darkest corners of our subconscious, the most visceral of our cognition, the most carnal of our urges, and the most primal of our instincts.

As brilliantly put by Cattalus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"; to describe the artistic qualia of Radious mod would be to describe music to the deaf, color to the blind or beauty to the philistine. The painting speaks for itself, and it is up to the player to fully absorb its depth. Its sublimity will ever be debated yet always remain objectively irrefutable; the fundamental insight it provides into human and perhaps animalistic nature may shape the basis of Total War modding for centuries to come.
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>>143997917
>Zombie Archers
>Not Zombie Handgunners
They were an official unit with published stats in White Dwarf, why doesn't anyone want the Vampire Coast Pirate army units?
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Just finished my dorf campaign around turn 170. As usual the last 30 or so turns were a lot of mopping up. I also played with the "being able to conquer everything" mod and there where some shenaningangs going on because of that (estelia and tilea taking the western dorf hold etc)
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>>143997917
Can't wait for the VC artillery mounted on a (undead) Hypogryph.
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>>143998562

I have Karl Franz on Deathclaw, who's basically a big ball of morale breaking.

Also, Greatswords.

I'm not saying artillery is useless. It's just that I'd rather have Greatswords first, because they regularly rack up kills in the 100's.
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>>143998782
monsters as a whole aren't powerful enough and undead uses lots of them

They aren't bad but horrors from beyond the grave feel way less powerful than some knights or some greatswords
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>>143989678
I thought Half-Elves weren't a thing.

Also, it's Tyrion. He gets to fuck what he wants.
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>>143998546
Yeah, my problem is my graphics card, but somewhere in the near future I am getting a new one.
Plan on getting a 980TI
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>>143998142

Dire wolves are really the key unit for VC, Vargheists don't perform up to the task
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>>143998795
Nice pasta
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Whats the funnest faction besides GS?
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>>143998981
>980ti

Good choice. Don't be a memelord, skip the 1080. Get it when the 1080ti drops and also drops in price.
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>>143998720
>ts awful AI that has to cheat to keep up
literally every single game ever made
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>>143998720
>Actually acting surprised that any notion of an AI is nothing the like of actual intelligence

It's a fucking programmed entity with a to-do list of when's and if's.

You're the retard who's obviously shit at the game and can't handle the fact that the AI requires shitloads of help to somewhat function. That is why it gets free upkeep, more recruitment slots, simply because CA is unable and unwilling to program a better "AI" with a more advanced to-do list.

It's like saying that playing Golf with handicaps is "cheating"
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>Newest Age of Sigmar warscroll is out
>the girl Sigmar rescued is a diminished shard of Slaanesh

FUCKING CALLED IT
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>your ally Zhufbar is attacked
>by Vampire Cunts
>four stacks of them, two are full of meme skeleton swordsmen and zombies while the other one is Mannfred and the necromancer dude
>send one stack of Ironbreakers, Quarrelers with GW and Slayers
>Heroic victory
>5 turns later their main holdout is taken by Averland and their other settlements to the North by Tabacleland

Seeing all those dwarves hurl grenades to dogs, zombies, skeletons is hilarious.
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>be empire
>moncuck invades from east steamroles through grunberg helmgart and Eilhart
>karl is up north trying to take middenhiem
>Manfred razes my cities
>literally before I can finish up in middenhiem and head home two other factions have resettled my fucking cities

is this meant to be a fucking thing? they are my military allies too so I can fucking do shit about it. this isn;t the first time this absolute rubbish 'game play' has happened to me
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>>143999149
the fuck does that even mean?
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>>143999112
I never said I'm unable to handle the AI, I said it's a shit, barely passable AI that has to cheat like a motherfucker, that has to cheat on the level where it's infamous for being a cheaty AI. Thinking that the AI for the Total War series is awful and knowing that it cheats a lot isn't the same as not being able to beat it. I just think it'd be one hell of a lot more fun to play against a better AI that cheats less.
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Game has trading cards now
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>>143999149
I wonder if twwh is leading to them getting any more sales

The launcher has a "like the game buy the miniatures thing" but I can't buy the miniatures from the game that I like because they're discontinued
>>143999278
When GW killed fantasy they also had Slaanesh go missing, people were upset because they assumed it was to lower the age requirement for warhams
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>>143999112
>kill Grimgor Ironhide over 9000 times
>comes back every turn
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>>143998286
>Averland and Marienburg confederated after years of being useless
>keeping nordland alive because they're a nice lil buffer
>the sylvanian city in the middle has been converted back to an imperial city through exposure to so many imperials moving through the land, Talabecland reformed
>chaos invasion in full swing
>main chaos armies completely avoid the empire, only filthy norscan barbars are dumb enough to land there
>dwarves eating shit big time as kholek, sigvald, archaon and the lord of change fucking gang up and start razing everything in the mountains together
>not only that, but at the same time a WAAAAGH has just started (they're getting fucked from the south too)
>everyone forming military alliances with me
>setting war targets for other factions as the mighty imperial armies protect my borders

I'm currently sending my most modernized army down to the south through Averland and the black fire pass to cut the chaos off in the Rib Peaks. This madness ends now.
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>>143999205

>taking Middenheim or Nordland

It's not fucking worth it till the endgame. Let the AI deal with constant raids. If you need to expand, expand into Bastonne and Parravon, and look for a Confederation partner in the Empire. Talacbeland and Averland tend to be good.

Also, make defensive alliances with everyone. Helps keep warfare between allies to a minimum overall.
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Yo historyfags did Rome 2 ever become a good game? And does Atilla seriously run worse than Warhammer?
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>>143997917
what a fucking retard, radious has always been shite/borderline cheating but this.. this is vandalism
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>>143998981
I just bought a 960. It can run practically anything on full settings, and I honestly wouldn't drop money on anything more. Though if you go for that one, you probably wouldn't need a new one for a long, long time.
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Am I the only one that thinks Fireball and the AoE attacks that Kholek, Bright Wizards, Tempest Wizards, etc., are really garbage?

Like they stand still for five seconds, magic roils in the air... and then, like, three dudes die. Am I doing something incorrectly?
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>>143999562
No
No
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>>143999628
>buy Luminarc
>WOW SO MUCH DAMAGE
>kills two dudes on a horse
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>>143999523
And how the fuck do I get Gurun and Helgart back from my "ally"
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>>143999278

Slaanesh got assfucked by elves, while it was sleeping off digesting most of their race and vanished. The Horned Rat took it's place.

Sigmar later found a girl being attacked and rescued her. The girl had two shadows, which means that everyone who cared to read the lore thought she was suspicious.
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>>143999628
>Am I the only one that thinks Fireball and the AoE attacks that Kholek, Bright Wizards, Tempest Wizards, etc., are really garbage?
They're balanced around medium unit sizes and have zero scaling

CA have acknowledged the issue
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>>143999628
Nope, all vortex spells are shit
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>>143999660
>denying attila runs worse than warhams
lmao delusional
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>>143988782
The old unit abilities were baked into the units. So stuff like spearwall is just autoactivated.
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>>143999149
Source?
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>>143989565
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>>143999374

Lol not even that guy but fuck right off, whenever the AI acts like a player, not sieging but starving you out, raiding unprotected settlements, moving outside your range, using agents to kill your leader before attacking your stacks there is nothing but bitching and moaning.

This is the best AI in strategy games, get any Paradox grand strategy, any 4X and you'll see.
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>>143999628
Fireball is actually pretty handy. Great range and accuracy. Kills Crypt horrors and trolls in one hit. Great way to soften them up.
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>>143999628
Most aoe spells and skills are broken and don't do anything

Fireball and other magic missiles are useful just treat them like guided, explosive cannons. My bright wizard gets over a 100 kills a battle spamming fireball.
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>>143999791
Chain lightning seems to do decent damage even on ultra-size and the flaming skull isn't too shabby, either. But other than that, yeah, vortex spells kinda suck right now.
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>>143999710

Confederate with them. Or just slowly break off your alliances with one of them, then crush them one at a time.

My advice was really more what to do next time though.
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>>143999926
>This is the best AI in strategy games, get any Paradox grand strategy, any 4X and you'll see.

Thank you, now I can safely call it quits here knowing that you were baiting all along
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anyone know where i could find some information about how to create mods? specific abilities to units.
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>>143999080
Not sure why getting a 1080 is a memelord, considering he is upgrading from that relic gpu.

If you are strapped for cash, get 1070 instead as it is already ahead of 980ti anyway. Unless you can get 980ti for sub $250, I'd say get it.
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>>144000032

Yes I'm baiting by stating facts.
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>>143988613
5
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>>144000032
>Lol not even that guy
>now I can safely call it quits here knowing that you were baiting all along

You're actually retarded.
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>>144000115
The 1080 is better for sure, but it's silly to get it over a 980ti as the 980ti can max anything on the market and will continue to do so for at least a couple more years, and it'll be a LOT cheaper as the 2nd hand market price is in free fall with the 1080. The 1080 will also be re-released from Asus, Gigabyte and so on with better clocks and better cooling in a few months, and then we have the 1080ti after that, which is where I would suggest an eventual upgrade to the 1080 if you really need it.
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>>143987098
>TWW
>all I've done is kill greenskins
>looted and occupied their land
>somehow my original settlement is -76
>population is too low to make a bigger settlement

how do I get more people and what am I doing wrong
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>>144000032
Maybe not ALL of them, but in fairness, the A.I. in some Paradox games is perversely stupid or makes specific, strange decisions in some situations that are weird, and bad.

This ranges from being weighted to fuck you in the ass as a player at the expense of making good deals, to doing things that are simply fucking stupid/being unable to handle things like using ships, or reacting to specific, cheesy strategies because of oversights/bugs.
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>>144000370

Get growth
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i wonder what the get was
>>14400000
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>>143999765
Does this include luminark of hysh as well?
If so, is there a patch coming or a mod already to address the scaling issue?

Otherwise i'll just autoresolve the battle with these wizards..Seems quite crappy indeed.
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>>144000370
If your public order is at -76, I would station a garrison in it for a few turns, aswell as building something that improves PO. As for population, you need buildings that give growth.
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can anyone explain to me why ca didn't implement state troop uniforms and naming based on where the unit was recruited?

imagine if instead of your generic "spearmen(shields)" fodder you had "ostermark spears - 3rd regiment", "nuln gunners", etc.

also where the fuck are standard bearers, musicians and officers? game just feels so fucking tiny and unpolished, like what did they even do all this time?
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>>144000640
>tfw I've only been playing for like an hour and my people hate me
this happens every single time I play games involving keeping population happy
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>>144000642
You can rename individual units to band-aid at least.

Click them, then click the quill.
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>>144000642
You know you can just rename the regiments yourself, right? It's the best of both worlds. People that want to be lorefriendly can name their Halbardiers "Altdorf 2nd regulars" and people who just want to fuck around can name them "Knobbly wavers of knobs"
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>>144000642

They made the rest of the game instead of this pointless cosmetic shit.

Let's waste time remaking the same faction 5 times so anon can be satisfied
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>>144000642
You can rename your units
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>>143989678
Tyrion literally fucks everything. Thinking with his dick is his main character flaw.
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>>143988613
roll
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>No option to confederate the Vampire Counts as Empire

What if I don't want to play a racist scumbag, CA? Did you consider that?
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>>143998720
>awful AI that has to cheat to keep up
Have you played any other game?
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>>143988613
just beat empire long. rolling
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I have to say. this is the first time ever in a TW game where I have nothing to build. Maybe it's just the Vamps but I'm building like the 3 same building in every province. it's just such a small collection of buildings to choose from. Are the other factions different?
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>>144000367
Not trying to argue, but this is debatable, unless you are playing on 1080p (or less resolution). I've been personally waiting for pascal since the benchmark ive seen for 980ti can barely handle 1440p (or even 1080p on some games), so saying it will handle anything on max for the next couple of years is doubtful. Also assuming that the games coming out the next couple of years are PS3/2 ported games or indie pixel graphic games (which then I agree).

The 3rd market 1080 from those companies (Gigabyte, EVGA, etc) will definitely be cheaper than the Founder edition, which is what I'm planning to get anyway, will be a great upgrade from my 780ti.

Just thinking that an upgrade to 980ti will be a bit of waste since you can get much better performance with about the same amount of money (again unless you can get 980ti at sub $350). Add another $100 and you can get a much better 1070.
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Mortars, Rifles, Halberds and Pistoliers. That's the Estalian way.
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>>144001102

Just vassal them then.
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>>144001418
But that's basically slavery. The Vampires have been oppressed too long. I want them to join the Empire as equals. I'll even take a vampire wife to show my tolerance.
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>>143997917
Well its TWC, what did you expect? They furiously masturbate to anything a modder makes, while saying CA makes garbage anything.
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>>144001275
I got my new rig ready just waiting for Asus to release their 1080. Good god all this waiting is killing me, upgrading from a 570.
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>>144001517
Hey look, it's Karl the Cuck!
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>>143997917
>dwarf cavalry
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>>144001483
DLC :)
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>>144001483
what's going on here?
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>>144001275

>have R9 270x
>can't upgrade because only 500w PSU
>also lost my job a few months ago because company closed down

Shit ain't easy.

Still, I can run the game perfectly fine, so I'm not complaining too much.
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>>144001881
The automorial of Middenheim is being dragged by ten thousand flagellants.
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>>144001742
Heh tell me about it. Waiting to get EVGA 1080 FTW edition too (or SC, or Gigabyte equivalent).

got some money saved up by buying 2 1080 founder edition and ebay them for a good profit.
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>>143997917
Sigmar Preserve us, the true champion of Chaos is here.
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>>144001881
READ
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>>143997917
This is the reason radious is respected in "twg".
who /radious/ here?
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>>143997917

>Yes Marauders with Bows i see as possibility, nothing wrong on that. Ofcourse on Big Chaos Warrior it would look silly.
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>>143997917
this is it
this is the ultimate revenge of /his/fags
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>>144001840
What's wrong with having a vampire wife and treating vampires as equals?
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>>144002080
I've been there, anon, trust me i know its not easy but know it will get better (your job situation, been in the same position but got fired because the boss was a fucking piece of trash).

Anyway, if you are dealing with 500w PSU, seriously get 1070 instead since it is made for 500w PSU, plus it will give you better performance than 980ti (definitely better power usage too).
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>>144002096
I'm just working mad overtime at work. $31k in my bank account is not enough senpai.
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>>144002137
I do because I love endless grindy battles and a rosters full of units with slight stat variations that are functionally identical to the rosters of other factions.
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Okay this is just retarded now. Every dwarf stack they pump out just marches across the world to kill me.
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new in tw genre here, im playing shogun 2 fots and my problem is that when i use a firegun unit and order them to attack an enemy unit they move till 3 or 4 guys start shooting and the rest of the squad is staring, what am i doing wrong?
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>Trying to quell the norther tribes as Chaos
>Their buildings give them troops that are way better than anything I can field
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>>144001840
>taking a wife
>LOL YOU'RE A KEK! CUUUUUCK!

I feel like you guys have watered down this word a little too much.
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>>143997917

>swapping already existing models and altering stats in a text file
>work

ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
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>Kislev don't get demigryphs
I wonder what they could get instead...

Other differences in roster: celestial wizards only, no witch hunters or warrior priests, and no artillery other than mortars.
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>>144002415
>fielding only marauders
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>>143993538
>>143996197
>>143993681
>>143994836
If anyone still cares it's
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1543022#search=r_ex%20wonder_woman
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1583683
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>>144002415
>get excommunicated early in M1
>rebels have endgame knight units
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>>144002367
Still a lot better than $10k i have in my bank account, with wife and kid to feed.

Also to get into TWW related, is there any mods that you guys recommend or must-have here? Barring radious of course.

I used proper combat mod, sigmar empire units, captains, and conquer anywhere mods for now, but curious to know if there are any awesome mods to install. Also does anyone here managed to get sweetfx/reshade working with the game? I am running Win10 and can't get sweetfx to work for this game. It worked for other games.
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>>144000801>>144000809>>144000837
this does nothing. army i just got from middenland by "confederating"(presumably putting the shitstain elector into his place) for some reason wears the reiklander colours. kislev still uses state troops. there are still no standards or musicians. animations for infantry are honestly worse then the once in call of warhammer.

also why the fuck do estalians(who look exactly like imperial state troops) shout "sigmar preserve us"? the game just feels like a cheap mod. or like a beta. i sure hope they or the modders will fix this.
>>144000832
what's the "rest of the game" exactly? where are the underways? where are the proper dwarven holds? where are the balanced units? where are any factions, or just territory for said factions? old world feels like my mom's basement, like honestly- kislev gets 3 provinces? empire gets grand total of 6? vampire cunts have only 6 towns? the fuck? the orcs of the old world amount to 3 warbands and "greenskins" that get dumpstered by computer in the badlands? and where the fuck is chaos- do you mean to tell me that those 4 stacks are the world-ending tide? and it even restricts you to few armies too with the supply routes shit. where are the interesting events?

the game IS unfinished, and they're gonna sell us the rest in 2 expansions. this ought to be called "early access" and i just hope that they do finish the game properly. beacause so of what's in does look awesome.
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>>144002406

There's 13 stacks now.
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>>144001881
Ten thousand flagellants dragging the automorial of Middenheim Delivered from the Darkness
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I'm slightly familiar with the Warhammer lore but lately I've been visiting the GW website and it's so exciting seeing all the units they could add. AoS looks okay at best to me.
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>>144002594
>read Warhammer lore
>read about Kislev
>what is this """Gryphon Legion"""
>google
>they ride mere horses
>get into modding
>Gryphon Legion (demigryph cavalry with grenade launchers, lore of metal)
t.Radious
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>>143987425
You know how I feel as Chaos on Very Hard. They are literally hunting me down. Turn 67 and still in Norsca due to the sheer Empire/Greenskin/Dwarf and other minor faction armies entering the fucking wilds of Norsca chasing me.
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>>144002687
>Get rebellion as Mousillon
>6-stack rebellion includes unit of vargeists and two vargulfs
Thank fuck for the 1HP autoresolve bug. Saved my skin.
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>>144002776
pretty clever, BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

no seriously do i have to download a pdf or what. The fuck is that.
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>>144002415
>staying in Norsca the '2000' gold per sacking ai stack building machine.

Leave for Kislev early, wipe it out by turn 30, Remove all dwarfs down to zhufbar (corruption pain in arse by that point) then just zig zag around Empire until its all gone.
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>>143997917
>dwarf cavalry
>zombie archers
>chaos rifles
THIS FUCKING GUY
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>>143988651
new race.. forest in background.. can't be wood elves can it?
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>>144002926
Is all good fun, we stay friends for long time.
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>playing empire with increased horde size mod
>first incursion occurs, only the eastern empire and the vampire counts are killed, I remove 3 of their 4 stacks before archy comes
>archy comes
>6 stacks appear, kiev immediately lots, middenland shortly after
>hold off desperately with elite stacks, kill 4 of archy's stacks
>marienberg has been raised by skaeling
>the north no longer exists
>the vampire counts are hiding in drakenhoff
>the greenskins have done nothing but attack the border princes
>estalia sent up 3 stacks and succeeded in killing sigvald before skaeling hordes ahnilate them
>finally the doom tide event occurs
>breathe a sigh of relief, I only have to kill the suneater
>countless numbers killed, about 4 steam tanks wiped and 4 fully elite armys have been destroyed for this
>check diplomacy map
>warriors of chaos icon is not on the suneater
>look north
>see this

the endtimes were no fucking joke
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>>144001517
>I'll even take a vampire wife to show my tolerance.

I want a vampire wife too! Purely to show my tolerance...obviously...
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>>144003107

It's wood elfs, fuckl the skeptics saying bretonnia

Also

>Race
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>>144003107
Sure it is, Bretonnia and Wood Elves will be the first additional races. The Bretonnia units are in the game already and the forest system is working aswell.
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>>144003107
Forest Goblins :^)
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>>144003054
well basically during the great war Middenheim got besieged and held out until Magnus the Pious culd raise an army to defeat teh chaos hordes. That is a moving steam powered contraption which rotates and tells the story of the siege in memory of it. Flagellants are insane doom mongerers who walk the Empire proclaiming the End Times and asking Sigmars forgiveness.
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>>144001330
I tried to roll a heavy rifle build but their just too finicky to get a good line of fire up without getting attacked by enemy cav or shooting your own men

instead I just kept crossbows in the end and saved rifles for sieges where their godly as fuck
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>>144003107
I'm still not sure how Wood Elves will function with the regional occupation. Fluffwise they don't really have any interest in expanding beyond their forest.
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>>144003107
No, it's Brettonia. The way they underline that it's a *playable* race is really clever. Meaning that making Breattonia playable counts as adding a new playable race.

Also one of the FLC lords is an Orc shaman, none of the backgrounds feature orc architecture, therefore it's safe to assume that the backgrounds have no bearing on the actual content.
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>>143998514
I only really have a problem with it when TWC autists start bringing him up as an example of unit variety done ''''''''right'''''''. Otherwise it's just memefodder.
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>no patch
>no news update
>no hints at upcoming free content.

A little odd really. Is it that stable that they don't need to post anything for a while? Not bought it yet but by all accounts it seems to be solid.

>Total War:Warhammer is the fastest selling Total War in Creative Assembly's history selling over 650,000 copies in the first week surpassing Rome 2 by 100,000 copies, that game went on to sell over 2.8mn copies.
Well...fuck.
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>>144003361

You gotta get better positioning
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>>144003432
I can see them building settlements in the wooded areas (there's a shitload of them).
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>>144003432
Maybe they'll be expanding the forest
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>>144003541
>once in a lifetime map layout against an army without cav or fast units

yeah sure thing buddy, these guns are great
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Should I play as deaduns or empire?

I want to do a secondary LL run
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>>144003450
Yeah they just kinda went silent after release, they kept posting shit daily and streaming pre-release
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>>144003085
>he's too much of a weak cuck to beat a bunch of norsemen
surely you are the everchoosen of Chaos anon
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>>144002926
No no no no no. That's not how Radious works. Clearly what Kislev needs is a bipedal mech. That can burrow.
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>>144003437
>Also one of the FLC lords is an Orc shaman, none of the backgrounds feature orc architecture

You serious? There's literally an Orc war banner behind the only free legendary lord
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>>144003361
They have a weird barrier of entry. If you focus on teching them up, give your general skills that boost their damage, and make sure they're all silver chevron. Those bastards can clear enemy frontlines before they even touch you.

A line of halberds behind to protect them and some mortars to soften them up, and you can see each of your rifle regiments getting 100+ kills a battle.
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>>144003617
Jesus christ you people, the Bretonnian cities do that already if they settle outside their starter territory.
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>>143988613
Rolling
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>>144003678
Nvm, I'm retarded.
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>>144003148

which mod gives more chaos hordes senpai?
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>>144003646
Please post more of this Celestial Wizard (unmounted Fluid Druid Semen Lore)
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>>144003148
endtimes are 30 years after tw:wh
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>>144003450
Most importantly: where the fuck is the Blood and Gore DLC? PG 13 Warhammer doesn't feel right.
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>>144003432
Forest regrowth i.e regrowing the world roots. Acts similar to Chaos/Vampiric influences. Spreading forests that way they don't technically leave Athel Loren because the forest around them is an expanding Athel Loren.
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HELP HERE HOW DO OU UNLOCK SECOND GITSNIK QUEST?

it says deploy an agent on some human land, I bring there my gobling chief but nothing happens... help?
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>>144003982
its a kids tabletop game, why the fuck not?
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>siege a settlement that has a really strong garrisoned army in place
>kill everyone, sack the place
>2 turns later the same army is back at full health

Great mechanic. Figures it's from Rome 2.
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>>144004105
>it says deploy an agent on some human land
Have you tried deploying an agent on some human land by pressing the "Deploy" button?
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>>144003450
>Rome II sold 2.8mn copies

jesus christ they really got us good. How could CA even feel it wasn't a success? They must just be laughing deep down at all the autists who raged so hard.
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What is the secret to playing Chaos Warriors? Ive tried playing them 2 campaigns now but both times, by round 100 i feel like im behind.
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>>144003450
I suspect they are working on a patch for a release this Thursday probably for balancing. They have been very quiet since last Tuesday though.

As for content probably not for another 2 weeks.
>>144003982
Fairly soon I'd wager. They know people want blood and gore with all the animations and decapitations we love but lets not forget that all the races now and in the future are different, to have blood and gore for each type is going to take a while. It's not as simple as copy and paste textures like with other TW's.
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>>144003341
>tfw can't wait for Flagellant units to be added to the Empire rooster

Anti-armor, anti-large units that never rout and will probably have hillarious VA, what's there not to love?
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>>144003982
It's probably be at least a month from now, maybe even longer (and probably more expensive) because CA actually has to put more effort into it now.
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>>144004108
If by kids, you mean manchildren - maybe. TT is clearly not aimed at children, it has nudity and gore, you fucking retard.
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>>144004105
Click the deploy button at the bottom of the screen when the character is selected.

Also are you the same guy asking about deploying a chaos sorceror to the Goromadny mountains?
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>>144004165
That's why you raze it 1 turn later.
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>>144004390
1. focus on growth, your chaos lord has growth skill, max it first
2. prioritize settlement rank before anything other than chaos warriors
3. build chaos warriors
4. do not engage chaos, make peace and ally them by only engaging human forces
5. sack human settlements w/o walls, avoid main armys
6. Chaos cannot ambush
7. Do not play chaos campaign because all you do to win is sack settlements w/o walls and have no fun
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>>144001860
>you will never see the Karaz Ankor tean taking part in a Brettonian jousting tournament
>you will never see the dwarfs be disqualified since two dwarfs under a blanket are not considered a valid steed
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Mod that lets you start as any faction when

Just let me play basic Dwarf on ANY Dwarf location please
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>>143997917
>chaos rifles :D

my blood is boiling
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>>144004165
>full health
Proof or it didn't happen. I've done it plenty of times and not once did the garrison come back with full health.
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>>144003085
the main norsca settlements sack for 15k easily.
you can get blondie around turn 30 with over a 100k gold stack to field 2 doom stacks then go run a train on the empire
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>>144002406
Do they own all of badlands?
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>>144004748
Now. Dorf version here:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=694096864
Links to other factions' versions in the description.
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>>143997917
THE MEME IS REAL.

Fuck me...
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>>144003450
>650,000 copies in the first week surpassing Rome 2 by 100,000 copies, that game went on to sell over 2.8mn


Rome 2 sold 550k its first week
Sold 2.8mn total

20% of its sales came week one, then tapered out, jesus. not much longevity there.
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>>144004702
How would you rate the factions based on fun?
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>>144004165
I had this happen to a dwarf hold, except I had waited them out then when they attacked killed them and sacked the place. My turn comes around and I go to raze it and somehow they have the entire garrison again at full health.
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>>143988613
Roll will do
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>>144002594
What's Marienburg like?
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>besieging Mount Gundabad
>build 4 towers and a ram
>first ten seconds of a battle a tower is destroyed

fuck sieges so much. Am I really supposed to wait 20 turns to starve out a castle, or bring every army in my command to attack it?

Not to mention the gameplay of them on offense is total shit. I don't think the AI has ever attacked on of my major cities.

Does damaging the town with agents function like in Shogun 2 where the Garrison is wiped out or weakened?
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>>144003280
sauce me up bby

aside from the unused elven animations I have seen nothing
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:(
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>>144003148
should have relocated to britain
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>>144005089
You don't fucking need towers or rams to win sieges. Get some light artillery and you're golden.
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>>144005016
Doesn't include DLC or physical sales anon. It's much higher.
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>>144005089
Just get an agent with the destroy walls ability and bonus skill.
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>>143988651
so "new hero" next to new lore means we'll get 3 all new all useless wizards for empire?
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>>144005089
>bring every army in my command to attack it?
yup
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>>143988651
>t'll most likely be blood dragon cavalry
apparently it's gonna be the Mortis Engine cause there is already an animation entry for it.
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I have installed a mod that makes Chaos show up later.

Are there any mods which make them stronger?
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>>144005154
Papa Nurgle would be pleased!
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>>144005378
>I have installed a mod that makes Chaos show up later.

Why though? Do you need more time to build an empire strong enough to fight them off?

Git gud niga.
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>>143988651
So the free content is a race pack and a lord pack?

Clever bastards. Giving us a taster at what the packs contain.
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>>144005085
Looks like they have vanilla options.

They start with a lot of money, though.
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My hero has a -50% chance campaign effect.

The fuck is this?
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>>143988613
rollin
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>>143988651
>new legendary lord with Greenskins background
pls be skarsnik and gobbla so I can't do a proper goblin campaign.
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>>144003148
they split into two, one 4 stack horde sieges talab while the other 4 under the sun eater head to Altdorf and set up camp on the opposing shore

I sent 4 of my 5 elite stack armies to try and kill the enemy horde before their reinforcements can appear

I'll end my game for now as this next battle is going to be a bitch
>>144003845
later/hard chaos horde, it effectively will add a number of stacks to each stage of chaos (chaos incursion, archy appearing and finally the doomtide event) depending on your difficulty

I originally played a vampire very hard game with this mod and lost at the second horde, the first horde wiped out the empire and there was no buffer anymore

I'm currently playing hard, so if you want a challenge you can actually win I would recommend this mode on hard or normal, as legendary or veryhard is impossible to win
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>>144005378

Yeah there's one that increases the stacks, some guy posted a screenshots earlier
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>>143988573
>vampires
>crumbling
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>>144005378
>installing mods that lower difficulty
pro tip: there is an easy option in game's menu, no need to install anything
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>>143988613
Rollan. Empire/VC please.
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>>144003148
>expanding west
>not expanding north doing bro-op with Marienburg and Nordland fighting off the invasions together.

Do you even confederate bro?
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>>144004689
I did try to do that but I couldn't. When I went to the sacked place the turn after leaving it, it had 3 actions: occupy, sack again for 0 income, and in place of razing it said "no action" or something like that.
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How do I stop an Agent that has very quickly out leveled my agents because he's just sat there spamming a high % chance but harmless thing? He's level 9 and can't do anything about it, every few turns he levels up.
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>>144005694
It's Wurrzag.
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>>144005089
Here's how to cheese sieges

>place all your units in one side, so only a tower can hurt you
>leave some expendable meatshields so the AI has to spread the troops
>Destroy the one tower that can hit you with artillery (optional)
>Send your units to the walls and pull ladders out of your ass
>Take the walls knowing you can't be flanked
>Kill any cavalry/monster inside the city with ranged units on the walls (optional)
>Take the center
here you go
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>>144005854
Kill the controlling faction.
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>>144005668
Tired.

They must rest for two turns after successful assassinations.
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>>143987098
What is the difference between a legendary lord and a faction leader?

Like is there any? Once you pick your starting lord what happens to the other two.

Asking because the information online is shit.
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>>144005378
later/harder chaos horde mod

the higher the difficulty the more stacks you will get for each stage of chaos (chaos rises/incursion, archy appears and finally the doomtide where you can eventually kill chaos).

On very hard the empire and the majority of the map will be lost by the first incursion, on hard you may have a chance
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Should I be able to win this? I played the battle and lost. Probably because my army is shit, but I used to win with shit armies before.
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>>144005854
Make like a Bretonnian and RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
https://youtu.be/7FPELc1wEvk
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Guys, dunno if this was post before. but at some point there was/ will be added mercenaries in the game.
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>>143998960

Maybe in the beginning they were since female Orcs and half-Orcs also used to exist, but as Warhammer drifted away from DnD they removed those aspects.
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>>144004956
lmao, everyone with a brain will pick the MOUNTAIN GOOOOOOOOOD and furiously masturbate in a thunderstorm while being struck by lightning.
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>>144005854
Sabotage walls/buildings to quickly level up your own agents.
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>>144005984
You can just run your Lord back and forth to draw tower fire, they'll almost never hit him.

And you don't even need to go onto that section of wall, the AI will keep sending troops up there as you kill them one at a time with archers or crossbows.
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>>144005823
>expanding north

have you seen what those chaos hordes do when there's 5-6 of them at the first stage? on very hard they not only wiped out the north, but wiped out the fucking empire AND brettonia before archy even appeared

i'ev been trying to get away from them since the game started, middenland had owned nearly all the central north, and they did within 3 turns of archy appearing, along with kiev

expanding north is suicide with chaos buffed
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>>144006032
If you're able to deal with their massive superiority in cavalry and artillery, you can make it ez.
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Anyone got the Attila rolling sheet?
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Why wolfenburg - castle von kaufen - bechafen is sich a good defensive territory against chaos?

Im literally killing stack after stack in there, I dubbed this place cadia
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>>144002594
They get polar bears.
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>>144006143
Oh thank fuck for that. I want some fucking Carroburg greatswords, possibly my favourite empire unit in CoW.
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>>144006501
No they don't that is just bullshit in the fan codex. They get a lord with a bear mount but no bear cav like everyone seems to think
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>>144006512
looking though the game files, checking if i can find more interesting stuff.
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Blood Knights are fun.
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>>144006619
there is no reason not to give them bear cavalry
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>>144006389
>put high level karl franz near the coast

There. Chaos invasion halted at the coast. They wont fucking land there because they're too afraid. They'll try and go for the dwarfs instead or at least that's what happened to me.
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>>144006143

>Mercenaries

Aren't mercenaries their own faction in Warhammer?
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>>144006447
To be honest I'm not. I kind of managed to deal with the artillery with my single mounted unit. The cavalry is harder to deal with since they go straight for the archers and intercepting them completely breaks the formation which is pretty bad once the main enemy force arrives.
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>>144006905
Kinda. Dogs of War. It's not like they have to fight together though.
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how the hell am i supposed to kill pistoliers as chaos
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Hope CA do Boris vs Khazak in one of those vs packs.
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is fast forward not working for anyone else in battles?
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>>144006143
Raising the Undead as Vampires is basically the Mercenary system
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Empire order of play:
1 Crush sessionists

2 Beat up wandering Orc Waaagh that starts shit

3 Stab Marienburg in the face, occupy both their territories, you'll need the money. Make sure to give Gorssel a wall, as its right on the sea

4 Raze the Orc tribe in the Mountains east of Marienburg, don't let them start any shit

5 Declare war and take the region of Middenland. Once you have it, make peace. Focus on growth so that you can get the Cathedral of Ulric unique building and a cathedral of Sigmar to go with it. Together you can get level 9 witchhunters right off the bat.

6 Turn East and confederate the electors getting bullied by the Vamps, and putting the hurt on them too while you're at it.

7 Crush the vamps in wars of attrition, all ways bringing two armies to any major settlement

8 Beat the fear of Sigmar into the Chaos shits that start raiding, slowing down their coward armies with your super witchhunters

9 Use your end times shield of civilization bonus to confederate any remaining empire counts, and ally with Bretonia, Estallia, Tellia, Border Princes, etc and have them run interference on the Chaos Warriors. Alternatively send them on a glorious crusade North to raze the Vargs and Skaelings while you deal with the Chaos Warriors personally
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>>144006959
Manticore/dragon.
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>>144003670
Why would you bother? They aren't in the victory conditions and have the same boring roster to fight. I prefer the bigger garrisonsand harder fights against dwarfs, Empire and VC and also feels awesome just razing the map.
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>>144007006
holy shit i feel stupid now, didn't see the vmp.
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>>143987386

>state troops being conscripted
>not full time professionals with decent pay, good equipment and respect in society


Sigmar is laughing at you vampire keks
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>>144006960
That would be a pretty neat campaign actually. Basically a horde faction versus a normal faction.
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>win dorfs on normal with high king, decide to try slayer king on hard
>leave with army to do first quest in underpass
>full greenskin army w/ waagh behind it walks into province
>full gobbo army allied with greenskins follow behind them
>only had time to build 1 army. confederate dorfs below me but i know its over


they walked through another dorf province and recked me asap without any prompt

what a huge fucking leap in difficulty. all battles end in valiant defeat because i'm outnumbered 3 to 1

i guess i start again but build a giant fucking army and wait for them to walk over to me
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>>143988613
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>>144007068
No mercs then?
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>>144007006
I really had hoped for a better necromancy system that was based off the number of corpses created or the quality of corpses from constant summons, or the age of corpses affecting unit quality with a reverse system of gold units detoriating over time to shitty bronze units and eventually just dying from rot.

Instead we got lolMOREMERCANARIESAFTERABATTLE!!!!

mod pls fix
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>>144006980

It works fine
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>>144006023
All faction leaders are legendary Lords. Not all legendary Lords are faction leaders. A legendary lord is one of the characters available when you start your campaign, the one you don't choose unlock later
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>>144006718
Except for the fact that in all the official works and codices they never even mention bear cav.
May as well give dwarfs Steam Bike cav! It's never mentioneded but hey they have Gyrocopters why not bikers with lances?
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>play empire on legendary
>chill
>confederate stirland and start raping vampires
>phew that was rough
>check what happened to the rest of the empire
>OHBIGBEARNO
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>>144007258
if i knew how to mod, I would do it.
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>>144006619
Piss off, loser. I say they get polar bears.
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>>144007258

it can be modded in senpai
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>>144003247
Why can't Vampires (the Hero unit one) look like this.

Though it is kind of neat to actually have some female 'leader'-type units. Even if its only for Vampire Counts.
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>>144007346
Just let them do it. They will have to deal with Chaos for even longer now.
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>play as chaos
>every turn 4-6 agents of the various empire factions try to assault my units and assassinate my guys
>eventually get sick enough of it that I end up making a stupid mistake and getting my horde wiped out

I don't think I'll be playing chaos again.
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>>144007130
early game dorfs is RNG as fuck on harder difficulties

sometimes the orc decide to park their entire faction on you, other times they head straight north and you rarely see any orcs at all

just reload
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>>144007324
Its worth nothing that the Faction Leader usually has piss-easy unlock conditions compared to the other Legendary Lord(s).
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>>144007504
theres a mod that removes assassinate option for enemy agents
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>have fun playing my Dorf early game campaign
>when Grimgor shows up to casually slap the shit out of me

god now I remember why Dwarfs sucked in Warhammer, their Homeland is a FUCKING DUMP SURROUNDED BY FILTH

I WANT MY ELFS NOW REEEEE
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Is there anything more satisfying than using the enemies walls against them?
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>>144007381

Well there's also the Damsel.

>>144007547

Karl requires to confederate once, Grimgor 10 executions after battles (which is actually longer than it sounds but still easy) Mannfred requires all sylvania united (achieved on turn 4-5 on hard)

Can't remember Archan and never played Dwarfs
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I suck as Dwarves. I just don't know how to play them. I kill minor Orcs easily but Gimrog just rapes my whole army.
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>>144007670
damn that's nice rig you got there
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>>144007625
Yeah thats the hardest part about Dwarves I think. I like their tech tree (but I'm a sucker for those), but their start can go south REALLY easily.
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>>144007508
Ultimate guide to play Dwarfs on ANY difficulty:

Unite starter province. Use the military building in Squighorn to recruit melee, tear the one in the capital down to get the ranged building for catapults.
Move High King with some catapults towards Mount Gunbad, sieging it out until the AI takes attrition and you autoresolve it.
Build a smaller army in the meantime to defend your meager lands, teching for Thunderers/Quarrelers if you feel like it plus Cannons and IRONBREAKERS.

Just sit tight until you get there, focussing ONLY on public order/money techs. Build up Gunbad, it shits money with the double mine.

If you feel like a cheeky cunt, have your smaller army raze minor orcs settlements or sack them for extra cash.

Once you have an army with 8+ Ironbreakers, 4 Cannons and the rest Thunderers/Quarrelers you've won.

Eventually you want to put a Thane and Runepriest in each of the armies.
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>>144007625
why does it say easy, dorf campaign is harder than orc and empire
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>>144007738
Well yeah but Damsel isn't technically playable without Custom battles or mods. Unless you can recruit them as the Empire once you get Bretonnia lands or something.

I never did see Archaeon's, but the High King is just like, complete eight Grudges and he unlocks.

They're all pretty piss easy compared to like, "Go capture this specific place, or build this tier V structure".
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>>144007352
>>144007375
Yay
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>>144007757
It's a 970

Can run 40fps with everything maxed out. It's a godsend.
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>>144007738

They honestly could have made her prettier instead of...this old hag.
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>>144007756
it's literally hidebehindyourwalls until the orcs go away and then head north and beat up the orcs strongholds up there will confederating the northern dwarves.

Then you need about half longbeards half archers to stop the orc archer spam, and ignore late game dwarf artillery and keep using grudger throwers before dying of boredom
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>>144007010
>4 Raze the Orc tribe in the Mountains east of Marienburg
Nigga you dumb. You leave them to farm xp by sacking their shit every two turns.
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>>144007010

>Crush Secessionists

Easy enough.

>Beat up wandering Orc waaaaagh

Depending on how quickly you build up units, you can do this or just sit in the first settlement. If you've got too many soldiers + garrison, the orc AI will just give up and make them wander into Talacbeland.

>Stab Marienburg in the face

If they don't have the distrust Imperials trait, you can generally Non-Aggressive them, then get them to declare war with the Skullcrushers, clearing out one of the orc waaaghs early.

Taking them is certainly profitable, but it's a pain in the ass, since they have a habit of sticking a deathstack on their capital.

After that, I kind of disagree. Middenland is shit moneywise, and you have to deal with Norse raiders come turn 60+.

I'd advance into Bretonnia. The dukes there rarely ally, and they all have shitty provinces.

Also, holy shit diplomacy. It's so important as the Empire. You can make so much money from trade and alliances.
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Why can't I attack a fort without siege equipment? You can just break the gate with normal attacks or win only with flying units so what is this bullshit?
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Looks like that blood dlc just paid for itself
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whenever I do a custom battle each artillery unit gives me 2 machines but when I play campaign I only get one.

why is this?
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SUMMON THE ELECTED CUNTS.
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What is a good unit composition for Chaos in Multiplayer?
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>>144008027
its CA, what do you expect?
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>>144007980
Talabecland.

Tallah-beck-land.
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>>144008295

Calm down, it was just a typo.
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Any mods out worth getting for a orc playthrough?
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>>143996404
nothing but outriders in skirmish mode
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>>144008438

Radious
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>>144008417
Not even mad, I've just noticed a few people can't seem to remember the name of that county properly for some reason. You may have made a genuine typo but you're not the first one I've seen spelling it like a dyslexic.
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How does Total Warhammer run on minimum settings?

>>144003247

Feels a bit trashy compared to the art GW has done.
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When a units attacks, the melee defense modifier (of the >defender) is removed from the melee attack modifier (of the >attacker). If melee attack = melee defence, the hitchance is 40% . Hitchance >can get up to 85% and down to 15%.

So now you hit (lets say with 100 normal damage). The defender >has 50 armor

The game now roles a dice between 1 and 50 (for the armor). The >number that is rolled gets removed from your damage. Lets say you role a 47. 100-47 = 53 . The unit hits for 53

This seems like incredibly important information that isn't mentioned anywhere obvious in-game.
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>>144008531
Any non meme mods?
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>>144009028
Most total war fans already know this stuff.
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>>144009153

Reiksguard Expanded - Greenskin edition
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>>144009028
Trained Ironbreakers would be close to unhittable then.
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>>144007625
I feel ya
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>>144007756
how

All dwarven infantry is armoured

Orks don't get decent anti armour till black orcs.
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>>144009346
Please don't tell me that exists anon
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>>144009028
>>144009308
I dídn't

Thanks for the info, Anon.
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Well the game has been out just over a week, how many hours did you lads play?
>game open while afk fags pls go
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LETS KILL SOME CHAOS WORSHIPPERS
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>>143988613
Just fuck me up senpai.
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>all this land thanks to a waagh
>absolutely zero way to hold any of it or stop rebellions without losing the waagh
This is actually a fun mess
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>>144009635
42 hours, I have had to stop myself from playing because my life would fall apart if I played any more.
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>>144009028
didn't know about the roll for armor,

thx anon
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>>144009706
Oh fuck, you're giving me top knotz ptsd
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>>143987736
No lie id cuddle with her lovingly. Her ugly features just make her more cute to me.
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>>144009619
>I dídn't
Well you fucking know what? Fair enough
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>>144009635
77 hours and counting. I'm between jobs though so nothing better to do right now.
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>>144009706
Early Orc campaign definitely feels like civil war, it is just a constant shitshow.
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>>143987736

Pretty kawaii
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What happens to population surplus after I've upgraded all the buildings to max?
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>>144010056
It's useless
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So I kinda ran some tests, that spell is the overcast single target spell of the little waaagh, it did around 10/15% damage to Sigvald, on the other hand Sigvald cleaved 70% of the health (not exaggerating) of the Goblin great shaman with that charge.
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>>144010056
Nothing.
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>>144010135
>>144010219
gay
Can I tear down these farms then? Or is there some famine mechanic?
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Anyone here have issues where after exiting the game, the executable stays in memory and so your steam also says you're still in-game? I have to remove the warhammer.exe myself from process explorer.

I tried restarting and reinstalling to no luck. Any ideas what causes this and how to fix?

I'm using Win10, inb4 'thats your problem' and nvidia card (not latest driver), if that helps.
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>>144010302
Tear them down the instant you click the last settlement upgrade.
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>>144009635

39 hours

but I have paused because my gf wanted to watch and she won't be here until saturday
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Does anyone know what are the proprieties of apoison attack exactly?
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>>144009635
81 hours, took some days off to play
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>>144010302
TEAR DOWN FARM

BUILD WALL
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>>144010000

>Topknotz, Dwarfs, your rebels, your self.
>There is not a single moment where there isn't fighting to be done.
>Tfw you destroy the Topknotz for good.

I never felt so satisfied.
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>>144010302
Just tear them down.
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>>144008173
pls respond, am I playing on gimped settings?
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>>144009706
Playing Orcs for the first time, capturing the Badlands feels like playing Whack-a-Git.

>Capture X region with Grimgor's stack.
>Region on other side of the map gets a rebellion.
>Go crush it.
>Region I just captured gets another rebellion.
>Repeat until I've managed to build enough boss tents to stabilize public order.
>Thorgrim shows up and takes it.
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>>144010581
check your options for a setting that says 'units size'

might be under graphics not sure
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>>144010469
Hover over the icon and it will tell you what the debuff dies.
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>>144009635
I played 20 hours but then my pc bricked itself do I'm waiting for replaement parts. Stuck shitposting and playing undemanding stuff on netbook for at least a week.
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Worst faction right now? Easily Vampire Counts, if it weren't for Cheesefred you would be utterly helpless.
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>fight a garrison battle against rebels because it looks winnable
>my leader dies super early

They had literally no units but the leader and it still took ages for it to be a loss
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Dwarfs seem extremely fucking boring

>slow as fuck, no mobility
>just sit on hill and shoot stuff while shit crashes into your static line of infantry
>win

W0W
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>>144010516
yes as long as it's Total War
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>>144010682
That's the thing, you can't actually hover the icon unless you already have the unit... which is kind of stupid
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I spawned on a hill and now suddenly these guys don't want to attack me
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>>144010417
Happens to me as well, not sure there's anything to be done about it. Warhammer isn't the only game that does it.
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>>144010662
>it's a 'The Iron Cock' gets razed and retaken for the 16th time episode
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>>144010861

>It's a he didn't rush the fucking garrison building in exposed settlements episode
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>>144010521
>orc with hair
>>143957514
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>>144010417
Anyone can
HELP?
E
L
P
?

Also, any idea on how to get Reshade working?

>>144010840
That's odd. This does not happen on my other total war games, this is literally the first total war game that does this (I played attila, rome 2, shogun 2, if that helps).
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>>144010861
>I don't build garrisons
>you
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>>144010954
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Guys I was thinking of doing a goblin only challenge, but what I should do when it comes to garrisons? I have to use orcs
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>>144010712
I'm trying to start a VC campaign but holy fuck it just feels like none of my units save for Mannfred and kinda the Varghul or whatever it's called from the beginning actually do anything. I tried to rush the flying monsters (vargheists?) and they drop like flies somehow.

At least Mannfred is literally the easiest LL to kill other lords with.
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>>144009635
43 hours

mostly all the same campaign which is only on turn 140 or so cause I never autoresolve
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>>144010789
there is an option that allows you to keep unit cards up all the time.

poison debuffs stam, and attack i belive
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>>143989386
>permanent darkness
Cultist spotted, star worship is closely linked with devil worship/satanism
>blood tax
There should be a blood tax in the real world for medical purposes. Everyone should give blood it's a great thing to do.
>literally can't go outside of your village/town just like in Bretonnia, not because of a law, but because there are undead beasts/ghouls/spooky ghosts everywhere
Why would you ever want to leave a nocturnal no taxes utopia of spook where skellies and cool vampires scare away all the baddies for you?
>infertile land
On the flipside, the option to become immortal and incredibly powerful (assuming vampirism works the same way in wh as regular fiction where a bite = a transferal of vampirism)
>you will be a slave even after death
being a skellie looks pretty fun to me, just look at these guys, they're having a blast
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>>144011107
Just let them be.
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>>143988613
rollan
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>>144010954

Top Knotz. Top knot. Hair on head. In a top knot. You're fucking with me.
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So now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree that Sylvania is the best place to live in the Old World.
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>>144011431
vamp tits amirite?
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>>144010954
>>
>tfw bored of vamp. campaign
What a shame, maybe I should go play Dwarfs or Empire instead.
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>>144011253
>implying they'll turn you to vampire just because you ask for it
You have higher chance of not being raised to serve as undead unless you're actually powerful/important.
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>>144011431
>Falling for Vamp propaganda

wew lad
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>>144010954
Holy shit, it's not hair you fucking retard, it's a squig.
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>>144010814
Seriously what is wrong with the AI?
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How well do Greatswords against dorf infantry?
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>>144011723
>falling for karl the cucks imperial propaganda
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>>144007670
Did those gunners come from MacDonalds?

Do their rifles fire fries?
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>>144010143
>Sigvald cleaved 70% of the health (not exaggerating) of the Goblin great shaman with that charge.
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>>144010789
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>>144011961
They're better than all infantry but dwarfs take ages to break so the matchup won't win you the battle without flanking
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>>144007670
>Killing breton filth
good man.
gas all bretons.
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>>144007010
Yeh in my finished empire campaign i used bretonia, estallia and tellia to show those skaeling shits what real viking raiding is and had them raise the whole of norseland while i dealt with the main chaos threat.
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>>144012240
Just buy it

You've begged every day

You could've sold your boipucci by now and bought it no problem
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>>144012240
sent
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>>144012392

what do I look like, some kinda faggot? True warriors of sigmar beg every day for Sigmars blessing
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>>144012129
Thank a lot man
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tfw played a whole campaign as dorfs and never used any of these """""top""""" units
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>tfw need a new graphics card.
>tfw have 660 ti.
>Runs game ok.
>Medium.
>Loading times are insane sometimes.
>Might need SSD.
>Don't want to spend so much money at once.
>Might need new motherboard.

If I could get a total upgrade for 600 that would run this game beautifully I'd go for it easy. But my specs are just so so. And my computer is in rough shape as of late.
>>
>You will never have a triple gold chevron steam tank

Step it up tbqh (to be quite honest)
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>>144012565
Just post on /v/ that you'll finger your ass on stream or something, some dirty fucker will buy it for you in no time.
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>>144011431
Karl Franz aka "Cunt Fart" is not my emperor. He is an unworthy pretender and probably Norscan as well. :DD Vlad and Abhorash not Sigmar and Morr ok. Praise undeath
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>>144012734
What happens when steam tanks get into melee?

Do they just do generic attack animations to the tank?
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It's such a shame we get Mannfred "Backstabbing piece of shit fuckhole" instead of Vlad or someone cool
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>>144008028

>43 hours and I ain't got any cards
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>>144013157
They tackle and shoot their steam gun.
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>>144013218
They were only added this morning, so all of the time you've put in before now is worthless. Now is the time to grab them and sell them quick before they start their steep drop in price.
>>
>province is held by 4 different ai factions
>only 1 is at war with me
joy
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>>144013417

Fug I guess I'll play a lot today then.
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>>144013417
Sell em quick? They're already down to €0,23 for a card. Why bother.
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>>144013182
Mannfred makes more sense for a game about open warfare though
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>>144012641
Irondrakes are actually pretty strong though. They just never get to fire their guns because they're either blocked by friendlies or drawn into melee by cav.
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Does the game punish you for playing slowly?

And are vamps the best faction for a slow start or can it help other factions like Empire or Dwarfs?
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>>144013608
What else are you going to do with them? Might as well take it as a discount for the inevitable blood dlc.
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>>144013796
Define slow.
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>>144013618
Vlad did a lot more open warring than Mannfred, especially since he could directly command his nobles and didn't have to skulk about learning magiks and making plots.
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4chan shitting itself for anyone else?

It's not updating proper
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>>144012641
If you're able to flank with them Irondrakes are incredible
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>>144013808
I'd rather just pay the €5 and save my inbox getting spammed by notifications that I sold some shitty card. Might craft the badge too.
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>>144013918
Waiting for top tier units before expanding beyond a province or two
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>kholek is a monster in melee, and get's a powerful lightning spell that doesn't consume winds
>archaeon get's access to fire magic and a ton of powerful quest items
>sigvald has alliteration

is there any reason not to pick sigvald the memelord?
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>Playing Dwarf Campaign.
>Orcs coming at me non-stop.
>Doomstacks by Iron Gate, there's five stacks heading my way.
>Have to hold the line. For about ten turns.
>Put myself in a corner.
>Line of miners. Which then get supported by warriors as they take the initial charge.
>Quarrelers in the back with great-weapons in case. Unloading death.
>Slayer king killing their heroes.
>Grimgor and Azhag both die in one of the many battles.
>Army doesn't immediately route.
>Have to fight against waves of Waaaghs.
>Corner myself and lock down shield walls.
>Slayer king wounded by assassin.
>He was level 17.
>This is a coop game and my friends watching the broad cast.
>Top Knotz come to reinforce.
>Have to fend off a total of six stack orc armies.
>Snorri comes with this level four self.
>Trait "Uncompromising", probably doesn't do anything. But, sounds cool.
>Last charge of the Orcs.
>Last stack to fend off.
>20/20 orcs with Rock Lobbers.
>I have maybe 10/20 + Snorri.
>Can't corner up because so few units, but do my best to make a neat shield wall to take them on.
>Brutal fight. Grimgor goes down. No goblins or Orcs route.
>Comes down to the level four hero and the catapult cewmen to fight off the last 5 stacks of units by themselves.
>Managed to win after Snorri was the last unit who didn't route.
>Racked up at least 180+ Kills himself.
>Faced a 16 Grimgor in combat.
>Saved the replay, but it's just at the end a Dwarf chasing an army by himself screaming.
>Greenskins are shattered and flee to their mountains to recoup.
>Peace lasts quite a while.
>Their forces are never the same.

I know it's utterly cheating. I would have rather defended a mine entrance or something. But open field and they don't even route when all their bosses die. And I had to defend against so many stacks.
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>>144014127
Archaeon's movement bonus is the only thing that makes chaos playable
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>>144013968
Hey man, whatever works for you.
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>>144014274
i beat chaos on legendary with sigvald though
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>>144014092
Then yes, you get fucked. Take the dorfs, they absolutely need to expand into the province to their immediate north for the double gold mines, and then run back down south as fast as possible to stop the greenskin shitter from taking your settlements with their doomstacks. Only gets worse from there.
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>>144014320
Tolerable is probably a better word
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>>143997942
The bats are distractions and won't kill shit.
Also I've noticed pistoliers let them close in.
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>>144014127
I'd rather be warped into a chaos spawn than become Sigvald tbqh.
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>>144012808
7/10, would save if it was a spurdo that looked like a cheesy vampire
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>>144014487
use the bigger bats
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>dwarfs only have 4-5 usable units the entire campaign

are they the most boring total war faction ever?
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Completed 3 of the 5 campaigns

I love this game but damn, new content better arrive soon
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I fixed Sylvania :3
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>>143987994
do you live in an urban area?
Do you live near and are were you can forage for food?

You can live till Thursday, just drink plenty of water and add a little salt (especially if iodized) and you should do fine.

Maybe you should consider raising animals and food. I did that shit when I was going to college, had a lot of simple vegetables like potatoes and leeks, and raised guinea pigs for meat.
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>>144014693
yes
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>>144014693
Dwarfs have the least fun battles but the actual campaign goals are incredibly fun
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>>144014709
Reply them all with different starting LLs :^)
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>>144014841
how efficient is raising guinea pigs for meat? Is it really cheaper to do than just buying some meat?
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>>144014709
auto resovle nothing

legendary only
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Can you even manually fight the dwarfs with early tier orc units manually or do you just have to autoresolve til you get Giants and Black orcs?

On Legendary.
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>>144011161
for vampire counts you really need to stack fear and dread

try investing in the fear spells and overcasting them with a decent charge at the same time

equally zombies and early game VC are really about attrition; until you get grave guard keep spamming low costs unit and bring 2 stacks for every 1 enemy army, even if one stack has to be a full zombie one.

eventually you'll snowball
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>>144015145
>mfw I only fought 3 battles during my chaos campaign

Siege of Couronne, Altdorf and Purple Turkey stack

The rest was ravaging Norsca and Bretonnia
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>>144015367
Goblin Shaman can cast armourbreaking and more weapon strenght on your dudes. Should keep you alive until big'unz and black orcs are avaible.
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>>144015602
this, the Sneaky stabin'-spamming shaman was a pain to deal with as a dwarf
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>>144015602
Good shit, oversaw that
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Summon

Sliverslash
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So what are my long term goals as the Empire? I confederated with marienburg, which only had it's city left. Also at war with the vampire counts, should I push them back and try and raze some of their provinces?
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>>144016118
you may want to occupy them instead, but raze if you can't see yourself holding it
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>>144015101
It's a long term thing, it takes a big to get the operation running, but if you have a nice yard with good grass they can graze on that, and since I grew vegetables that like fuckers would also have a mix of leafage from the veggies and store bought alfalfa.

The big thing is the enclosure, I might mine by hand with pine wood, chicken fence, and a bit of sheet metal to protect it from the rain. The fuckers breed pretty fast. and withing a year you should have a good operation going. I also met a bunch of foodies and shit and they were totally into the whole sustainable aspect, and the fact the little shits are tastie as hell, I would often sell one ore two for like 15 a pop, prepped and everything, and of course do so under the table.
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>>143987098
>yfw you haven't got the heart to tell franz that there are no elector counts to summon and everyone has mutinied except for aldorf
>yfw he keeps screaming SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS for the entirety of his reign and everyone stands around awkwardly, unwilling to tell him that there are no counts to summon
>yfw he chaos hordes have crept in and half the empire is destroyed yet franz keeps screaming SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
>yfw he has done it for almost half a century now and yet he still hasn't realised that there are no elector counts to summon
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>>144016347
Oh, also, if you can get the connection and have no issue with bugs, i met a guy that raised some Mexican species of Grasshopper. Motherfuckers were cheap, tasty, and pound for pound were cheaper and more nutritious than beef meat.
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M-MUH ARCHE

MUH SELEUCIDS
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>>144016484
>finally sum up the courage to tell Karl about the elector counts
>put your hand on his shoulder
>he jumps back and yells THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT
>mfw
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>>144016829
franz is indeed the autist emperor
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What does an endgame vamp army look like?
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My Grimgork just killed Archaon, Kholek and Sigvald and a few hundred Chaos fags in one battle.
I fucking love that git.
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>>144017229
dead
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>>144017229
Dead
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>>144016347
>>144016586
wow, color me impressed. I don't know if I'd have the patience to do this, but you truly are an understander of strategy.
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>>144017229
dead
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NEW CONSENT

>>144017475
>>144017475
>>144017475
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>>144006461

Got you covered, senpai.

I can provide spicy memes in exchange for the more recent version w/ Garamantians.
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>>144016039
>Time to take the threat to them, threading our blades to their throats, that is the way of tzeentch.

>Nay, nary a norseman near, for nurglite nausea leaves them needing nursing.

>For khorne we kill their king and, er, krush, erm, some koalas.
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>>144012054
Those are the Talabecland colors.
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>7 attempts now my agent has failed to assassinate an enemy chaos agent
>corruption keeps spreading

I wonder, is there a mod just to remove agents on the map yet? I feel like the game would be more fun without this completely arbitrary rng shitfest. I've never had a problem with agents in total war until this fucking game.
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>>143995016
Auto resolve forces scenarios where nothing routes ever. This is why monsterous creatures fucking get massacred.

If you don't believe me just play a VC campaign and make an army with lots of scary units.

Pic related was a quest battle for the sword of unholy power or whatever. That second army literally never even joined the fight because I made so many of the orcs from the original army route, and that killed all of their morale and made them loose.

Generally speaking any other faction would have to have killed like 5 times as many things as I did to win. I have more pictures of this shit too, where auto resolves tell me DECISIVE DEFEAT and I lose every unit but kill like 1300 out of 2500 empire soldiers, but when I actually play the battle I only kill about 250, lose about 60, and get Heroic Victory.
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>tfw vampire herofu will never be attracted to your pluck and idealism
>she will never keep you around as her personal succtoi
>she will never sit on your face
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